general-chat

[nocturne flicker]

but yeah long story short, the worst i've really experienced from my old injury is struggling when i need to squat or be on my knees for a prolonged duration

[rancid shore]

man

[nocturne flicker]

and i struggle to get back up

[rancid shore]

drg music slaps

[nocturne flicker]

but apart from that, i'm all g

[fallen tree]

i wonder with the disney shift if they're gonna make a lot of old republic stuff canon

[nocturne flicker]

i can still squat normally to keep this butt big 😉

[astral basin]

I mean i was watching you flip from jedi, to bh
And we landed at sith in the end lmao

[delicate vapor]

thats good at least

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it's a nice lil setting. and i love the contemporary star wars era (not sequel trilogy era that shit's not canon, i mean like prequels and original trilogy)

but it's nice to have a setting where things are obv different

[twin dirge]

Skitarii next month powder is almost done

Can't wait to transition to skitarii this month powder

[nocturne flicker]

it's okay i'm just entering my fem-dilf era early (femboy dilf, patent pending)

[delicate vapor]

balding

[stuck wasp]

Imagine if FS made a Star War tide game, ||play as Anakin in Youngling-tide||

[nocturne flicker]

nuh uh my shit's still volume-ful up there

[twin flower]

Id liek to see them make somethign else other than tide game

[nocturne flicker]

i'd buy this

[delicate vapor]

me 2

i need to bed early soon..

[crisp yoke]

What?

[nocturne flicker]

where elder scrolls tide game where i can play dunmer

[nocturne flicker]

it's self-explanatory

[waxen sleet]

and mow down Argonians?

[inner nimbus]

let me tell you one of the quests for SWTOR you can do as Sith Warrior

basically, a sith lord has gone rogue and declared himself an unofficial Dark Council member, making up his own power base. the actual Dark Council allows all-out warfare against him and anyone who supports him
your lord sends you to kill his son. through dialogue choices, you can instead:

1. not kill the son
2. actually kill the sith lord
3. fuck the (now dead) sith lord's wife
4. with your companion watching
5. while the son knows you banged his mom
6. she resumes his estate and rises to power
7. you brag about it to your lord
8. he compliments you on it

idk if Disney would let that fly ngl

[nocturne flicker]

i mean, they'd be one thing to mow down 😉

[strange pumice]

*nords

[crisp yoke]

What-

[nocturne flicker]

them too

[molten matrix]

peak

[nocturne flicker]

Cinema assoluto

[strange pumice]

honestly i hope fatshark goes back to fantasy for the next tide game actually

or aos

[nocturne flicker]

age of sugmar

[strange pumice]

it’d be weird to see them do another franchise methinks

[strange pumice]

age of sigma…

[inner nimbus]

yeah sometimes SWTOR has REALLY good writing

[twin flower]

age of midmar

[inner nimbus]

it's also got maybe some of the best sarcasm lines across all the origins

[twin flower]

One of the mods did say they were hiring programmers for an unannounced project again

[nocturne flicker]

i should get back into it

[crisp yoke]

Hey Machi

I’ve a question

[strange pumice]

but it has daughters of khaine

[twin flower]

Smieger, hello hello

[crisp yoke]

U seem like u may know a lot about the sisters of battle

How do I talk to one?

[nocturne flicker]

i wanna play as hedda bardinsdottir 😤

[twin flower]

Uhh, give them the chopped head of a heretic general

[nocturne flicker]

i answered this question

[strange pumice]

you don’t they hate guardsmen

well

[crisp yoke]

I don’t trust you

[strange pumice]

the actual battle sisters do

[crisp yoke]

Hmmmmm I’m too smol for that

[nocturne flicker]

why not? i have charisma 10

[strange pumice]

as in the orders militant

[delicate vapor]

hmm ill set aside $18 for skitarii 💀 forgot its that amount in AUD

[crisp yoke]

Doubt

[fallen tree]

i played on release, sith inquisitor. its been so long now i dont remember pretty much anything but the pvp , i just wish SW was in proper hands

[crisp yoke]

Really?

[strange pumice]

kangaroo dollar

[inner nimbus]

also another favorite moment of mine for the Sith Warrior is

basically you're being sent to hunt a very powerful Jedi who is currently just a Padawan and could be a major threat to you and the Empire as a whole for spoilers
she reaches out to you, wanting to end the bloodshed and telling you where she is, but by the time you get there, her master had relocated her and left two Jedi Knights there, and they're all like 'ahh, foolish Sith, you've travelled for nothing, your target is not here'

at which point you can go 'ah well in that case, I will take my leave'
and the Jedis just go
'wait, no'

[nocturne flicker]

okay krieg fan

[strange pumice]

yeah all the actual fighting sisters despise everyone else

well i say all but it’s just most

[upper citrus]

I would love a vermintide version of darktide, and by that I mean darktide gameplay just feels superior to vermintide. But I love fantasy more

[strange pumice]

some named sisters don’t mind them

[crisp yoke]

:[

[inner nimbus]

I love Inquisitor, I made mine so fucking sarcastic and sassy, and he was my first main

[crisp yoke]

So…I’ve no chance?

[strange pumice]

fantasy but with the customization of darktide

[upper citrus]

That too

And thats speaks volumes since darktide customization aint even that good

[strange pumice]

maybe with a hospitaller i guess

[nocturne flicker]

and the weapon design.

vt2 is better than dt in a lot of ways but not weapon design

[crisp yoke]

Noted

[strange pumice]

or the paper work ladies

[crisp yoke]

Noted

[strange pumice]

whatever they’re called i forgot

[upper citrus]

I do not think vt is better than darktide, aside from having chaos wastes

[crisp yoke]

But…..ur a robot person correct?

[nocturne flicker]

just go for an admech tech-priest and talk about how efficient their methods are

[crisp yoke]

Oki

[nocturne flicker]

add some detail

[strange pumice]

honestly vt2 only really had enemy variety and map design on darktide

i’d also argue maybe enemy balancing as well

[delicate vapor]

Mattel is making ALL Barbie movies available on its YouTube channel, for FREE

[nocturne flicker]

warning: risk of servitorisation if you can't keep the conversation going sufficiently or get in the way

[delicate vapor]

pointless info i got

[rancid shore]

based pfp

[analog gorge]

I really dont like the auto pistols hive scum starts with

[rancid shore]

stubs are better imo but auto arent bad, you just need some recoil control skills

[strange pumice]

i wish you had the option to just have one

[nocturne flicker]

enemy to player balancing.

but that's ofc fixable in DT, and fatshark ARE making efforts

[strange pumice]

i wanna feel like john wick but a ganger

[analog gorge]

Im using the stubs instead

[analog gorge]

Ik that build

[rancid shore]

well solved then

[analog gorge]

Im using it for a reference rn to figure out hive scum

[rancid shore]

dont they have a bolt pistol?

[nocturne flicker]

oh and also the implementation of blocking was better in VT. blocking feels pointless and unrewarding in DT

[rancid shore]

or you mean a singular stub pistol?

[strange pumice]

honestly i just play on heresy so i can’t say too much on that

[analog gorge]

No dual stubs

[strange pumice]

single stub pistol, bolt pistol is too big

[analog gorge]

They have the stub revolver

[rancid shore]

fair enough

[analog gorge]

Dual stubs

[strange pumice]

-guy that doesn’t play arbite

[analog gorge]

And the bolt pistol

[strange pumice]

just kidding

[rancid shore]

well john wick did once use a revolver

for 1 kill

[analog gorge]

If it was ideal I'd be using a glock

[strange pumice]

blocking is pretty useless if you’re using anything that’s not a shield

[analog gorge]

Funny idea, a space marine with a glock 18 with a switch

[nocturne flicker]

arbitrator is pretty good at it and they're the exception but that's bc they have like so many blocking talents and can get basically infinite stamina with rapid movement

[strange pumice]

which i think a way to balance that out is just changing it to a parry

like how the dueling saber has

[rancid shore]

hear me out, psyker + force sword/gs + block bullet thing + 9 stam curious

oh and block efficiency

pretty useless but fun

[nocturne flicker]

no i just think it should stun you less often, and dodging/sprinting needs to be brought back into check (on specific weapons)

[strange pumice]

or that yeah

[nocturne flicker]

some weapons have a weird like minimum block time where enemies just bypass your block and it feels pretty shitty bc they stun you through it

[strange pumice]

like i said i mainly just play for fun so balancing isn’t something i can talk on a whole bunch

i play the game from a lore nerd perspective

[nocturne flicker]

feels really cheap to deal with this nonsense tbh, VT never really made me feel like this

[strange pumice]

like i have whole backstories written out for all my characters

[rancid shore]

[nocturne flicker]

yeah that's fair. i'm pretty passionate about the balancing, but that's just so it can be out of the damn way so ppl can nerd out without gimping themselves

[strange pumice]

i get that

[primal wigeon]

Strike team, Volence now.

[strange pumice]

some of it is super frustrating

[nocturne flicker]

all of mine are femboys 😤

[strange pumice]

i would also add psyker needs to get ultra nerfed

it’s almost boring to have one with a good build on your team

they literally solo the mission it’s so lame

[nocturne flicker]

completely agree, psyker NEEDS to be a glass cannon and peril should actually make that a thing

[twin flower]

Was also already thinking of a name for my Skitarii come June

[strange pumice]

like arbite is busted but at least they still need to work in the team unit

[twin flower]

Shoulda seen him on launch

Broken as hell

[strange pumice]

i know lol

[nocturne flicker]

i can solo with arbitrator also but that's just bc arbitrator is INTENTIONALLY easy to play

[twin flower]

They got tweaked shortly after

[rancid shore]

im just gonna call mine Kayex, fuck it

boy is baseed

[strange pumice]

there’s sooo many talents to just negate the drawbacks to spamming magic its so dumb

[twin flower]

Hadron's Favourite for the lols

[primal wigeon]

Psyker takes a bit more skill getting into compared to the other classes IMO.

however with the right build and set up, Psyker quickly snowballs

[nocturne flicker]

yeah one arbitrator with shield weapons and a dog-focused build could solo havoc 40 while turtling the whole time on their release

they're a lot better balanced now

[chrome vapor]

Vermin1 had somewhat egregious minimum time blocking delays on some weapons. It only ever felt smooth on Falchion, which had a delay of like… 0.1s?

[rancid shore]

[twin dirge]

VT gameplay and mechanics with darktide skill trees and general polish

[twin flower]

Was actually insane how much they could survive back then yeah

[twin dirge]

Peak gameplay

[crisp yoke]

My eyes hurt

[lilac crag]

afternoon chat

[nocturne flicker]

yeah vt1 did for sure

i meant vt2 specifically mb

i should've said so

[strange pumice]

i would literally kill people to play a whf game that i can make my own character in

[nocturne flicker]

afternoon!

[lilac crag]

hiya khorne

[nocturne flicker]

I'm her little cog champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrome vapor]

Np, I was just remembering a different case and thought I would bring it up as a fun fact xP

[strange pumice]

and due to how connected factions can be in fantasy, fatshark will have infinite class potential

and the racism will be peak

can i get a truke

[rancid shore]

ayo?

[nocturne flicker]

yeah vt1 was interesting. greatsword never got the buff it needed unf

vt1 did one thing best and that was ATMOSPHERE (i'd also arguably include dialogue)

[delicate vapor]

@twin flower

[delicate vapor]

hello noob

[lilac crag]

hi noob

[strange pumice]

i’ve actually never tried vt1

[lilac crag]

youd have to fight me for a truke

[nocturne flicker]

like holy SHIT the atmosphere of VT1 was insane, it puts VT2 and DT to shame there

[delicate vapor]

get to rollin billy

[strange pumice]

i despise the concept of the end times so out of spite i never wanted to try it

[timber elk]

is playing around with a red lightsaber

[crisp yoke]

Hewo how are you

[lilac crag]

ALREADY GOT HIM BABY

[delicate vapor]

now wheres my sunbringer

[lilac crag]

WON MY 50 50 WITH 60 EXTRA PULLS

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

im on 64 pity rnlol

[nocturne flicker]

"Man, fuck them kids. From here on out, this lightsabre do not have an age limit." - Anakin Skywalker, 22 BBY

[delicate vapor]

but im saving it for her

[lilac crag]

i was listening to billie jean and the beat dropped when he turned around

literally on point

[timber elk]

[lilac crag]

busy being redesigned into slop i fear

[strange pumice]

3 usd for vt1???

oh my goodness

i may have to try it

[timber elk]

jumps at him like yoda while swinging his lightsaber, doing the sith scream to

[delicate vapor]

its the thought that counts

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it's cheap as hell. you also get some cool skins from VT1 for VT2 for owning VT1

[delicate vapor]

you can get vt2 and perc 30 for under $2

[nocturne flicker]

like how owning VT2 gives you character customisation options in DT

[strange pumice]

i don’t really play vt2 much so idk if that’s all that useful

[strange pumice]

???

wait what

is that a pc thing

because i own both on xbox and don’t remember that

[nocturne flicker]

yeah like the big ogryn mohawk, blue dragon tats, and (iirc) a specific shade of ogryn ginger hair

psyker has orange glowing eyes from it too

i think there's a moustache too? there's a few things

it's weird tho bc it never SAYS that they're VT2 skins

you just kinda HAVE them

[inner nimbus]

there's also unique tattoos for the baseline classes referencing Markus, Kerillian and Sienna

and I think Saltz as well

I deffo saw the first three

[strange pumice]

ohhh

[timber elk]

I’m still waiting for the day I can have a lightsaber fight with someone

[strange pumice]

thas cool

[nocturne flicker]

yeah all that stuff. it's probably hard to tell bc it's never actually shown that it's VT2-owning-exclusive

[inner nimbus]

seeing big ol' shields with 'SIGMAR' plastered across it is a dead giveaway imho

[timber elk]

I have VT2 and I don’t have those options

[nocturne flicker]

born to lightsabre duel, forced to cross streams at the urinal

[strange pumice]

i just saw a 40k mod for bg3 and now wish that someone would make a complete overhaul mod for fantasy to bg3

that’d be so cool

[nocturne flicker]

i meant as a UI thing but yeah 😂

[strange pumice]

but the bg3 modders remain the lamest people on earth

sighhh

[twin flower]

Sounds like a lotta work to be fair

[nocturne flicker]

idk there's this one mod called plus size tav that's peak

[twin flower]

Youre better off commisioning the mod prolly

[strange pumice]

well yeah all overhaul mods are

[inner nimbus]

clearly you've never played with the Ancient Mega Pack + REL

[strange pumice]

i’d be fine if there was even like more than 2 whf mods tbh

[inner nimbus]

that shit slaps and easily changed how I play my BG3

[nocturne flicker]

my boyfriend plays this WHF mod for bannerlord

[twin flower]

Bannerlord mentioned

[strange pumice]

all the mods i see are just ugly hair mods

or weird looking armors

[nocturne flicker]

there's also a cool feudal japan mod he tried but it was bugged

[strange pumice]

i think i’ve seen that

[inner nimbus]

those are the easiest to make, ofc there's gonna be tons of them

[strange pumice]

that’d probably be fun

[inner nimbus]

also you're telling me you don't like Withers' Big Naturals?

[strange pumice]

wait what’s in that i always see it at the top on trending

[strange pumice]

not particularly

[quaint cliff]

I like the Sturgians there line breakers and shock infantry look fun

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

You are now red, congratulations

[strange pumice]

i’ve been talking in here too long…

gyulp

[lilac crag]

youre getting the hang of it

proud of u

[marsh iris]

bannerlorddddd

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

noob

[strange pumice]

this makes me wanna get bannerlord on pc now

[nocturne flicker]

darktide needs bigger character body types

gimme my cara dune build, female ogryns, and big belly ogryns

and makeup... pls

[lilac crag]

cara dune?

[delicate vapor]

noob

[nocturne flicker]

gina carano's character in the mandalorian

[strange pumice]

i mean there’s like a tattoo option that give you eyeliner and eye shadow

[delicate vapor]

Karien here

[nocturne flicker]

i want black lipstick

as well as just dedicated eyeliner and eyeshadow

[fiery wave]

I want buff first.

[lilac crag]

khorne is a real goth

[twin flower]

Karien Dune

[nocturne flicker]

hi, it's me 🥰

[strange pumice]

only on ogryn though

[fiery wave]

As in, Amazon build.

[nocturne flicker]

😂

[fiery wave]

Wat?

[lilac crag]

DT needs to make the hive scum significantly more ripped than the rejects at one point

[delicate vapor]

karien where my snacks

[twin flower]

Sorry just play on words with Cara Dune

[delicate vapor]

also fuck i gotta speed run this expedition penance for vet

[twin flower]

speed freakz

[delicate vapor]

why no snacks karien

hand it

[strange pumice]

this is true actually

especially since they’re literally always shirtless

[lilac crag]

and on drugs discovered by them exclusively

[strange pumice]

why do the gangers all dress like strippers?

donut know

[lilac crag]

because theyre rebels!!!!!!!

[fallen tree]

take drugs, sweat

gotta air the skin

[lilac crag]

/j

[strange pumice]

we need a house escher inspired outfit

if we ever get more ganger cosmetics

[twin flower]

we need a palatine enforcer arbite skin

[strange pumice]

truke?

[twin flower]

They havent gotten anything new since launch aside from that covert op coats iirc

[fiery wave]

There is extra spicy fried noodles. I don't want it but being forced to finish it.

[analog gorge]

Hive scum in a nutshell:

Local crackhead murders 50 people with 2 knives

[fiery wave]

You mean, BOOM.

[strange pumice]

crowbar is cooler

[analog gorge]

Did somebody say boom?

[analog gorge]

The jonkler

[strange pumice]

wait i should do that actually

[fiery wave]

Yeah, BOOM.

[strange pumice]

the jokler ganger build…

[analog gorge]

Mod darktide so every enemy is jason todd

[strange pumice]

this guy is a genius

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[twin flower]

who's that

[analog gorge]

Jason todd?

The 2nd robin that joker killed

[south valve]

You get 5 big booms

[analog gorge]

BOOM

[south valve]

BOOM

[analog gorge]

BOOM

Full team of hive scum running the rpg

You get 8 big booms

[south valve]

I used to always say that when running ogrynheimer

[analog gorge]

What does hive scums other grenades even do

[fiery wave]

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

[fiery wave]

Small boom and chems.

[analog gorge]

Oh so we got, acid grenade, flashbang and an rpg

1 of these things is not like the other

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[strange pumice]

next class should be a paragon warsuit

who agrees…

[analog gorge]

I really do feel like im just running a payday 2 dodge build as hive scum

[strange pumice]

it’d be so cool if we got a heist themed cosmetic set for ganger

[analog gorge]

Just dallas is suddenly in darktide

[strange pumice]

true true

[analog gorge]

You go down " I NEED A MEDIC BAG"

[tawdry edge]

I am putting him out of his misery

[delicate vapor]

noob

[tawdry edge]

Noob

[analog gorge]

Who else would be a fun thing for hive scum

[tawdry edge]

Fent

[rapid meteor]

Question, a bagel or croissant sandwich?

[tawdry edge]

A donut

[analog gorge]

A cronut

[tawdry edge]

A donut filled with fent

[rapid meteor]

Breh

[south valve]

croissant 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

[analog gorge]

Emote for the hive scum to do the fent lean

[strange pumice]

croissant

[tawdry edge]

PAINTED

[strange pumice]

bagel’s are too hard to be a sandwich thing

[twin flower]

cwoisant

[south valve]

Bonjour

[tawdry edge]

QUICK LORE QUESTION TO SEE IF YOU GOT BETTER AT SPACE MARINE LORE

[analog gorge]

Max Payne hive scum

[tawdry edge]

WHAT IS THE BLOOD ANGELS LEGION NUMBER

[south valve]

OH FUCK

[analog gorge]

12

[south valve]

pop quiz??

[tawdry edge]

Wrong

[twin flower]

Its clearly 69

[south valve]

what he said

oh

[analog gorge]

Damn

Was it close

[tawdry edge]

Its the ninth legion

[analog gorge]

DAMN

[south valve]

Okay okay

[twin flower]

I got 6 in mine

[south valve]

Which is 1?

[tawdry edge]

Dark Angels

[south valve]

Oh so it's in order of how they were founded?

[analog gorge]

Isn't 6th like imperial fists?

[south valve]

I see

[twin flower]

Legions were already pre-planned according to the primarch project

[tawdry edge]

I think so yes, can't remember it that much
I think it was based on the number that Emps gave the primarchs when they were first getting grown in a vat tube

[twin flower]

Until they got dispersed by uhh

[rapid meteor]

I ordered a croissant

[south valve]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[sleek harness]

I love pop-quiz

[south valve]

Ohhh I see

[tawdry edge]

I don't remember them 100%

[twin flower]

An african? Or a European swallow

[tawdry edge]

I know me favorite bois

[south valve]

What? I don't thAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sleek harness]

Heres a question for you freaks:
How many Australians have I killed so far

[tawdry edge]

WHATS THE LEGION NUMBER FOR THE IRON WARRIORS?

[twin flower]

🤝

[somber scroll]

4

[tawdry edge]

Nice

[analog gorge]

Nvm 6th is space wolves

[sleek harness]

A number

[tawdry edge]

John Evil you can't participate you're a regular lore chat chatter

[strange pumice]

now sisters pop quiz!!

[tawdry edge]

Its cheating

[somber scroll]

yes but

I am severely crippled knowledge wise

[strange pumice]

just kidding nobody actually knows their lore except me

because they have no lore!!!

yippee

[analog gorge]

Ik about the tank that's also a piano

[tawdry edge]

🫂 same

[analog gorge]

And that's about it

[somber scroll]

I know they are IVth legion because I have iron warrior decals

that's about it

[analog gorge]

Who is the 14th legion

[tawdry edge]

The easiest ones to remember for me are the Night Lords, Blood Angels, Iron Warriors, Emperor's Children, Dark Angels and the Word Bearers

[sleek harness]

Buffed women becomes Sisters

The end

[tawdry edge]

The rest are kinda clunky

[strange pumice]

good enough honestly

[tawdry edge]

Iirc Death Guard

[strange pumice]

ermmm nope nope

[somber scroll]

I just remember legion colors

[twin flower]

I just know them by names ngl

[south valve]

How much do we know about the 2 secret legions?

[somber scroll]

cant remember their number

[sleek harness]

But that's a summary

[somber scroll]

or chaptermaster

[tawdry edge]

Im trying to decorate them

[dire kayak]

ough

i have awoken

[sleek harness]

Goober

[strange pumice]

orphans become nuns then some of those nuns become nuns with guns and power armor

[tawdry edge]

Alright so this one is a deep dive explanation

[strange pumice]

soo get fact checked

[somber scroll]

the weather is so hot and Im so bored that I have to come to genchat

[analog gorge]

Yep

[sleek harness]

Didn't you said lore?

[somber scroll]

what a terrible fate

[strange pumice]

i still think it’s funny that for the most part the sororitas are just normal ladies

[twin flower]

Lmao

[strange pumice]

well “normal”

[delicate vapor]

darktide now feels enjoyable with this setting changed for me

[strange pumice]

ja

[sleek harness]

And by lore you didn't meant the whole story of the Sisters of Battle?

[strange pumice]

hush rat

[somber scroll]

space nuns

[sleek harness]

Lore means that, cyborg person

Uh

Guy

I don't have a funny nickname for you

I just met you

[solid harbor]

[strange pumice]

it’s ok…

[somber scroll]

which one

lmao

so many cyberlads these days

[strange pumice]

wait is my pfp still the tech priest

[twin flower]

No

I doubt ratman knows that tbh

[strange pumice]

my stuff has been having issues with updating my pfp lately

don’t know why

[somber stream]

ALIEN BEANS

[twin flower]

Nah I see it, a Hospitaller?

[strange pumice]

yep

[somber scroll]

yes, the one you kill first, preferably

[astral basin]

Beans

[twin flower]

Beanliens

[sleek harness]

Looks very cyborg like

[tawdry edge]

@south valve Basically what we know of the the lost legions outside of lore is that they are MEANT to not exist so players/hobbyists can come up with their own homebrew legion
Inside lore? It's left VAGUELY explained throughout the multiple Horus Heresy novels. We know one of the Legions worked alongside the Dark Angels during the Rangda Crusade which was fighting against the very dangerous xenos species known as Rangda who used mind control to manipulate other living people into serving them. They were "lost", probably killed and controlled by the Randga and had their information purged out of Imperial Record to not damage the Great Crusade morale

THE OTHER LEGION was most likely also purged but I think we don't know much, even the Primarchs don't because their memories got wiped. They remember he existed, they know he didnt do anything "wrong" but the Emperor and Malcador mind wiped everyone who knew of the Primarch and his Legion

[strange pumice]

i wanna cosplay a hospitaller irl so bad

[solid harbor]

Apothecary Nun

[somber stream]

Bean has 4 letters while being has 5

I'll stick to bean

[strange pumice]

servo backpack…

[somber scroll]

HH novels and novels in general like to reference obscure White Dwarf magazine

[strange pumice]

hospitallers are lowkey useless in lore if i remember right

[sleek harness]

Literally a cyborg thing

[tawdry edge]

I think its neat

[somber scroll]

a sublte reminder warhammer is firstly a modelism hobby

[strange pumice]

like the backpack does 90% of their job

what do they do?

[twin flower]

Dont they operate it

Said backpack

[south valve]

Ohhhh that's cool! Were you going to make your homebrew legion based off of one of them?

[sleek harness]

They did upgrade Titus I think

[astral basin]

Mynxiee explained lost primarchs

[strange pumice]

i think it depends

[south valve]

I guess if you write about them, you do need to explain why they got wiped out

[somber scroll]

primarchs suck

[solid harbor]

Highkey, majority of 40k is about things being unpractical, but looking cool

[south valve]

or killed by the Imperium

[sleek harness]

John Evil

I have a question

[somber scroll]

imagine swearing allegance to one single big guy

only orks do that

[strange pumice]

this is a truke

[twin flower]

Primorchs

[tawdry edge]

See, the thing about making a homebrew legion is that it envolves way too much effort and (tbh) lore knowledge compared to a chapter/warband. I might do it one day but for now? No.

[south valve]

Wait no, you were doing like a warband I think?

[strange pumice]

ill also add they shouldn’t have been added to 40k

literally the dumbest thing ever

[somber scroll]

whats your question soldier

[tawdry edge]

Dogshit take

Bait

[south valve]

Fair fair

[tawdry edge]

Absolute bait

[somber scroll]

sanguinus deserved death

[south valve]

Primarchs are like the centre of 40k 😭

[tawdry edge]

Theres kind of no explanation to give

[sleek harness]

Who do you think deserves the second place of the evilest person here

[strange pumice]

i think the daemon primarchs sure but loyalist is just stupid

[somber scroll]

the ynnari made their biggest mistake by helping robot guy lil man

[tawdry edge]

Space marines in general

[south valve]

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

Erhmmm kill yourself?

[strange pumice]

the center of 30k!!!

[somber scroll]

todd howard

[strange pumice]

very different settings

[south valve]

(but that's for promotional stuff)

[tawdry edge]

Lol
Lmao
Kekw even

[sleek harness]

Is that Painted?

[south valve]

Fair, but one came after the other

[sleek harness]

Wrong person

[sleek harness]

Is that Painted

[normal thorn]

the real center of warhammer is battle for the Mountain Ararat and thunder warriors

[astral basin]

I thought it was dudes in armor shooting explosive rounds

[somber scroll]

painted what

[south valve]

Yes, I am arguing with my alt account rn

[somber scroll]

[normal thorn]

idk who space marines are

[sleek harness]

The furry person in chat

[tawdry edge]

We don't even got a novel about that

[strange pumice]

yes and 40k is after the age of literal demigods running around

[somber scroll]

what furry person im confused

[normal thorn]

sad

[astral basin]

Ah you ok got it

[strange pumice]

which is why loyalist primarchs returning is dumb

[sleek harness]

The person called "Petted Painted"

Which is Painted

[solid harbor]

Warhammer 40k Lore: 📚

Warhammer 40k Lore if the Emperor was a good father: 📘

[tawdry edge]

@south valve The making of a space marine legion is way harder because it involves way more lore knowledge and things to cover.

[sleek harness]

I am not a furry

[somber scroll]

idk who that is

[tawdry edge]

He was never their father

[sleek harness]

I am very different

[astral basin]

Rats are very furry

[sleek harness]

You have him blocked, don't you?

[south valve]

Right right

[somber scroll]

fair fair, we can still make him come back as a dreadnought

[sleek harness]

Not this whole furry argument again...

[strange pumice]

neoth is a deadbeat dad lowkey

[somber scroll]

no ?

[south valve]

We've never spoken before I don't think

like not even once

[sleek harness]

Then you can see him

[tawdry edge]

I think him possessing funny would be way more funnier

[sleek harness]

He's there

[somber scroll]

what am I supposed to see in him

[normal thorn]

who

[twin flower]

Yeah but he said he just came to gen chat out of boredom

[sleek harness]

The Painted guy

[astral basin]

I mean i could ping karien to call you fwuffything

[south valve]

Skaven, who are you talking about?

take your meds

[somber scroll]

sanguinus helbrute class tomorrow

[twin flower]

No more Warpstone

[normal thorn]

he is a gooner, not a furry

[sleek harness]

I am talking to John Fucking Evil

[strange pumice]

this is lore accurate though

[sleek harness]

The evilest John

[somber scroll]

am I evil ?

[normal thorn]

no

[south valve]

Yes yes

[somber scroll]

I dont recall my mother being a witch

[sleek harness]

Well you look evil

[tawdry edge]

Yeah, basically you would have to come up with their themes, aesthetics, their backstory during the Great Crusade, their relation with other primarchs, Malcador, Emperor, their culture, unique troops, armor, weapon, vehicles, strategy, involvement during the Horus Heresy and shit like that
Plus you have to make up so many fucking characters

[sleek harness]

You look like someone who eats baby skulls

[rapid meteor]

I got the sammich

[hazy valley]

Do not the Skitarii John Evil

[somber scroll]

why do yall call me john evil anyways

[rapid meteor]

The name for it is called the "ground pounder" 😂

[tawdry edge]

Its your fucking name

[sleek harness]

Catchy

[twin flower]

Its.. your discord name?

[somber scroll]

it's not ?

[south valve]

There would probably have to be at least 1-2 successors, so that can't help

[fallen tree]

john evil would say something like this

[twin flower]

Is this ragebait

[strange pumice]

do they not see that you’re just john???

[somber scroll]

it's John Evil Fucking Skitarii
not John Evil Fucking Skitarii

[strange pumice]

there’s no evil

[normal thorn]

yes, a very fat ragebait

[sleek harness]

You fuck skitariis as evil john?

[astral basin]

I dont see a difference in these pictures

[solid harbor]

Not in the literal sense. But, you get what i mean.

I don't think kidnapping them from their home worlds and then leaving them to expand his empire without checking up on them or seeing if they wouldn't become a liability was kind of a shit plan.

[hazy valley]

A comma could save your life

[twin flower]

whats the difference

[tawdry edge]

Oh yeah successor chapters too lmfao. And then you have to come up with THEIR backstory, gimmick and major characters

[somber scroll]

as my pfp shows, I am a very evil looking skitarii

[strange pumice]

did he kidnap any of them?

[fallen tree]

john no punctuation evil fucking skittari

[delicate vapor]

[strange pumice]

i thought he just convinced them to join him

[solid harbor]

Kinda, didn't he took Angron at the worst moment possible?

[somber scroll]

I used to be called John Chaos android and then people would just call me John Chaos

[strange pumice]

im still like 60% sure he just convinced him

[astral basin]

I just thought you were an edgy iron hands fan

[sleek harness]

You look like Horus

[strange pumice]

during that time i mean

[twin flower]

Angron?

No he was straight up taken

[sleek harness]

That's a very strange looking skitarii

[solid harbor]

Maybe, i'm not the biggest expert in the lore

[twin flower]

At the worst possible time

[somber scroll]

horus does NOT have a lobotomy plate

[strange pumice]

yeah i don’t read horus heresy stuff

[somber scroll]

skitarii battle-pilgrym

[strange pumice]

so i’m probably wrong

[dire kayak]

any art i see of malcador is really cool id like him to have a horus heresy mini even if he isn't compatible with tabletop

[sleek harness]

He could have had if he was still alive

So maybe you are a clone of him

[somber stream]

It is lore accurate to enjoy 40K without knowing anything about Primarch or Spess mahren

[twin flower]

Abide Malcadors Words!

[somber scroll]

💀

[tawdry edge]

It's because he was running out of time, heavily implied that he was in a biological count down (after stealing power from the Warp he was losing his humanity) and that he was competing against the other major factions (eldar, orks and other xenos species and stranded human empires) in a galactic cold war to see who can be the bigger and most powerful, also working on the Golden Throne /Webway Project that he needed to power himself by sitting on it and leaving it was dangerous for the remainder of the Imperium
He couldn't just take things slow

[somber scroll]

I am not abaddon

[twin flower]

Real

Lame marines are everywhere

[tawdry edge]

Hadn't it been for Erda the Primarchs would be chilling

[somber stream]

Would be more interesting if they could fart

Do they fart?

[somber scroll]

mortarion does

[strange pumice]

would anything stop them??

[fallen tree]

fart marines

[south valve]

How do space marines go to the bathroom when they're in armour?

[sleek harness]

You would be surprised to know that orks used to have their own space marines when they were a smart society

[astral basin]

Contrary
Thats just skin that hasnt been reattached
Every space marine has a kevlar layer under the epidermis (thats nerd for top skin layer)

[strange pumice]

morty the gassy…

[somber scroll]

nurgle blight drone are fart propelled

[tawdry edge]

They don't need to, the armor has a system for disposing of waste

[solid harbor]

When you put it that way, yeah, i can't blame Big E.

[south valve]

REALLY??

This is the REAL lore

[somber stream]

Their demi-god body is so efficient, they burn all the food that came inside their body to turn into energy

[south valve]

😭

[dire kayak]

space marine catheter

[twin flower]

I remember reading that they digest food so well it hardly gets turned into poop

Which is just.. fuckin weird

[fallen tree]

what a cop out

[south valve]

Ohhh that makes sense

[strange pumice]

no i think konrad farts

[somber scroll]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zaswbnk3/under-the-hood-of-the-new-skitarii-battle-pilgrym-rules/

[south valve]

kinda

[rapid meteor]

What is this malcador you speak of?

[astral basin]

Skitarii arent even lobotomized
They are forge hands and refugees that willingly serve a Tech Priest

[fallen tree]

i gotta know how they SHIT

[somber stream]

KIM JUNG UN IS A FUCKING SPACE MARINE

[sleek harness]

So that's why I never see any space marine shitting in a siege

[somber scroll]

battle pilgryms more than regular ones

[rapid meteor]

So they're genji

[twin flower]

Oh no

[rapid meteor]

I heard enough, nerf genji

[dire kayak]

who do you think the emperor was in modern times

[tawdry edge]

Plus the only reason the Primarchs had homeworlds was because of Erda and the Chaos Gods stranding them everywhere
The first primarchs he managed to find, he took care of them, disciplined them and let them learn by his side for years. Others found later during the Great Crusade? He didn't have the time to guide them like he did with others
He also never saw them as his children, just tools. He let them call him father because he didnt want to bother wasting time trying to explain to them their role

[dire kayak]

cause i remember hearing that the emperor was alexander the great

[strange pumice]

don’t they still get a lot of mental augments?

to make them more efficient

[tawdry edge]

Their power armor have a lot of functions

[somber scroll]

the model on my pfp clearly has a lobotomy plate that was painful to paint due to how tiny the headpiece is

[twin flower]

No he was Napoleon

-# im kidding

[rapid meteor]

Are you sure the emperor isn't French?

[twin flower]

But I hear a lot of stuff about him pretending to be famous historical figures too

[sleek harness]

Probably a teenager who played violin

[solid harbor]

I know this because i've read the book: ❌

My cousin Taur told me about it after our 12 hour shift in the corpse startch factory: ✅

[strange pumice]

wemby

[somber scroll]

Emmanuel Macron, Primarch of the French

how does that sound

[south valve]

Do we know how Big E came about or did bro just spawn?

[somber stream]

IF you indeed read the book, you'll know most of the Imperium doesn't even know about the existence of Space Marine, nevermind Primarch

[ember nimbus]

ritual suicide

[strange pumice]

he got summoned or something

[sleek harness]

He was born

Like

[rapid meteor]

Ggs everyone, the imperium will collapse in less than 24 hours after the new administration takes seat

[sleek harness]

How humans usually do

You know

[twin flower]

I know the old version

[astral basin]

I mean. They dedicate their life and body to the Tech Priest
Its kinda in the fine print that they gotta serve however is seen fit.
Including wielding experimental stuffs

[somber scroll]

real

[twin flower]

I think its the old version...

[river elbow]

Depends on which origin story you subscribe to.

[tawdry edge]

@south valve btw space marine rations are dangerous/fatal to normal humans
Once a woman aboard a Thousand Suns ship ate one out of desperation of starving and went catatonic. Only reason she survived was cause a Thousand Sons marine used psychic powers to revert the damages her body suffered but she was ill for a while

[somber scroll]

never hire chaptermaster bayrou

[twin flower]

I wasnt a fan long enough to know the retconns and shit

[south valve]

Woah I got like 5 completely different answers... which to believe...

[ember nimbus]

some old terra perpetuals killed themselves all at the same time to make a superspawn in one person

[south valve]

😭

[strange pumice]

i really need to read the ad mech codex

[sleek harness]

I didn't knew I had to have a subscription to believe in God Emperor Born Theory

[somber stream]

Space marine is like super duper pooper limited in quantity and only get deployed when the situation is dire, you, as a guard, probably won't ever see one in your life time

[rapid meteor]

I thought big E was the CEO of Starbucks

[twin flower]

Welcome to 40k

40 thousand inconsistencies!!

[tawdry edge]

It is left purposefully very vague and unsure

[strange pumice]

unless you’re in a narrative then there’s just a billion of them

[rapid meteor]

So big E must be Jim Carrey

[south valve]

Yeah I heard they need like super food because they're so big and muscular. I think Space Wolves also do like big feasts?

[twin flower]

Big was J-man

[strange pumice]

yeah they eat what is basically a protein paste

or something like that

[twin flower]

Space Wolfs were so festive they brewed their own mead that legit just kills normal people

[hazy valley]

Wait a Thousand Sons marine saved a human? Why?

[twin flower]

But they get drunk off of it

[river elbow]

Do you think he was created by the old ones? Do you think Psykers across planet earth sacrificed themselves in one big ritual to create Big Papa E? A lot of theories.

[south valve]

Space marines are gym bros

[somber stream]

1000 fart marine per chapter and yet they appear like flies everywhere

[somber scroll]

if you ate a whole block of butter in one go you would also go catatonic lmao

[strange pumice]

and space wolves eat like crazy fantasy animals just to feel a little full

it’s kinda crazy

[solid harbor]

Yeah, i think the only one he ever got a close attachment to was Horus. But, besides him, i don't where the idea came from that the Emperor treated the primarchs as a father would.

It is ironic that the ruler of mankind acts more like a heartless robot than a human being.

[twin flower]

they werent always evil

[south valve]

Maybe they were pre-fall?

[rapid meteor]

They're all just Arnold Schwarzenegger

[tawdry edge]

This was pre Heresy

[dire kayak]

my first ever ork mini arrived

[tawdry edge]

It was a means to and end. He never saw them as people, just tools. I think he was always like this and even worse after his humanity was fading

[regal jasper]

You're not a lore chat chud anymore
Now you're a Gen-chat chud

[twin flower]

Are you naming it

[ember nimbus]

big e was kinda cool with magnus too wasnt he

[strange pumice]

tbf that can very much be blamed on the administratum being dumb and losing count

[tawdry edge]

I only talk in this forsaken place when theres lore to be discussed

[strange pumice]

because i don’t doubt they’d do that

[tawdry edge]

In heart I am still a lore chatter

[somber scroll]

idk why I am even here

[rapid meteor]

Jokes on you, I'm dyslexic

[somber scroll]

this channel feels like live lobotomy

[strange pumice]

they barely know how many worlds they actually control

[hazy valley]

Even just before evil I thought Space Marines usually viewed singular humans as not worth the effort to save unless that person is relevant to an objective

[tawdry edge]

John Evil why do you have Painted blocked

[twin flower]

Im surprised you dont get bored of it

[somber scroll]

because I think the second most evil person

[tawdry edge]

I am autistic.

[regal jasper]

u just talk in lore chat when is Politic

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

it's a beastboss

[somber scroll]

no, lynx usually yap about their warband that's a legion cosplaying as chaos

[south valve]

He fears me (as he should)

[regal jasper]

Be glad, she doesn't yap like this in private, she doesn't even yap w me like that 😭

[tawdry edge]

Hey its cool and it works!

[astral basin]

Codex entries are full of shit that make you interested in the books
The books are pumped so full of self jerking fluff to hype the army
Never ending cycle for actual fans

But yes. Tech Priests recruit their skitarii from volunteers, usually grievously injured forge world workers or desperate refugees wishing for the safety of their families. They are required to do a ritualistic oath as finalizing their standing within the tech priests private army. Every need, augment, weapon, and order is provided by Master. Their continued existence is to the tech priest, because they are in debt to them for allowing the continued existence.

[solid harbor]

@tawdry edge I have Horus Heresy question

[tawdry edge]

Ask away

[twin flower]

There's been moments they value human life in some novels, Salamanders, I saw one about Crimson Fists, A Dark Angel Primaris saving a woman

[dire kayak]

it is cool!!!!

[regal jasper]

Did you already read it? Her warband homebrew?

[somber scroll]

first time im not getting obliterated for teasing you

[ember nimbus]

do normal skitariis get lobotomized or is it just heavy duty indoctrination?

[strange pumice]

what ad mech novels would you recommend then?

[somber scroll]

progress there

[somber stream]

Oh yeah they once send a battalion of Cavalry to charge a heretic knight by mistake

[strange pumice]

i’ve read like one of the cawl novels

[hazy valley]

Salamanders I know of. Celestial Lions too. I just thought it was a rarity and not the norm

[strange pumice]

and that’s it

[somber scroll]

it's been discussed and talked about a lot

[twin flower]

Lmao, scary

[somber scroll]

and I have seen the close combat weapons of the chaos lord

[solid harbor]

Besides the Luna Wolves, Iron Warriors and the World Eaters, were there any other legions that had deserters to the loyalist?

Or Vice Versa?

I know about the Fallen, but that's about it

[somber scroll]

[river elbow]

Don't forget the the Space Wolves curbing the Grey Knights shit because the GK wanted to kill civilians because they saw them.

[tawdry edge]

Tbh because its cause ur kinda right in a way
I usually just joke around but me warband is just a mix of my favorite shit in chaos because theyre my favorite part of 40k

[ember nimbus]

death guard had 1 or 2

[astral basin]

They dont get lobotomized.
Usually
Tampers too much with the cognitive abilities of the soldier

[regal jasper]

bro, in ours DM's she has like, 18k messages while here she got 24k in like, 3 months

[strange pumice]

that was the inquisition’s fault lowkey

[twin flower]

Was it Grimmnar just chopping this one GK in half in one swing?

[delicate vapor]

hello other noob

[hazy valley]

This is probably the biggest example of Space Marines putting themselves at risk for humans I have ever heard

[tawdry edge]

There were a lot of black shields from the Traitor Legions that turned into loyalist service during the Heresy
Can't think of any major loyalist characters that went traitor except for the Fallen and Cipher

[regal jasper]

I already said, u can't call me noob, noob.

[delicate vapor]

noob

[regal jasper]

but you already read it?

[regal jasper]

noob and also a weezo

[somber scroll]

no, I know the main lines

and the gimmicks

[regal jasper]

You should read it

[somber scroll]

ill pass

[tawdry edge]

Its not done yet he cant read it

[tawdry edge]

Culture category has 16k words and its not even close to being finished btw

[somber scroll]

as much as I support homebrew warbands, im not into militaristic power fantasies

[twin flower]

Have you known her longer than that?

[tawdry edge]

Isnt that 40k overall?

[ember nimbus]

wokie over here

[tawdry edge]

Shes my gf of like

5 years

[somber scroll]

it is, but there is a reason why i'm a dark mech guy

[regal jasper]

almost 7 fucking years

[somber scroll]

mad science ftw

[twin flower]

OH

Changed names I didnt realise

[regal jasper]

this is her new account, but she already has 24k messages here

[delicate vapor]

noob

[twin flower]

LMAO Lynxie said 5, but her gf said 7, someones in trouble

[river elbow]

I think so, yeah. Been a while since I read the book.

[astral basin]

That one deathguard that refused being turned silver

[strange pumice]

this dude is a fan of a faction with literally no lore

[hazy valley]

Together 5, known 7 sounds fair

[strange pumice]

might as well be a votann fan

[solid harbor]

Black Shield? The Deathwatch was already a thing during the great crusade?

[somber scroll]

lmao what

dark mechanicum has extensive lore

[strange pumice]

i’ve only ever seen them as background characters

[somber scroll]

you cant always have foreground

[strange pumice]

or just as an extension to chaos astartes

[tawdry edge]

That is true
But yeah I know of how "power fantasy" my warband is but I'll still make them somewhat grounded with some classic chaos betrayal shenanigans and + theyre very petty and bitter, usually going back for revenge if they lost which causes a lot of needless attrition battles that make them lose a lot of numbers

[ember nimbus]

we have no idea what happened to the blackshields
theres hints they became the first knights errant and the first grey knights

[regal jasper]

we are really together almost 2 years, but I know her for almost 7 years, will do 7 years 10/27

[tawdry edge]

My memory is just bad with numbers she already is used to this

[ember nimbus]

the blackshields were a malcador thing and that bro is dead as fuck

[tawdry edge]

@regal jasper love u babe

[somber scroll]

they more or less are, doenst change the fact they have huge involvement in lore

[south valve]

CAT NO WATCH OUT

[regal jasper]

[twin flower]

Was your first discussion over warhammer as well

[somber scroll]

I like secondary factinos

[hazy valley]

WHAT I'M FINE??

[south valve]

Oh, you just parried it

[tawdry edge]

Not really a deathwatch thing
Black Shields just mean marines in service of Imperium after removing their heraldry and keeping their legion secret
They worked for Malcador throughout the Heresy

[strange pumice]

i feel like involvement≠actual lore, like look at the nids

[south valve]

peak cinema

goated

[strange pumice]

though i won’t deny dark mech is cool

[somber scroll]

I mean it's not a dick measuring contest of who has most lore is it ?

[regal jasper]

Not exactly, this took some good years to happen, I heard for the first time abou warhammer in, like, 2022. I think so, I might be wrong tho

[strange pumice]

i just feel like they aren’t very well expanded on

[twin flower]

Parry this you filthy casual! Huzzah

[strange pumice]

it’s not lol

i like exodites it’s ok

[somber scroll]

I like that faction because im a sucker for mad science fiction
on top of that they are highly customisable

[astral basin]

Deathwatch is an inquisition thing
The black shields were marines that removed all heraldry with black paint so that they may serve the emperor wo suspicion of their origin

[tawdry edge]

Yeah it took a while for my hyperfixation with it to shine

[strange pumice]

i just wanted to hate on votann

[somber scroll]

understandable

I hate these non chaos squats as well

[regal jasper]

I'll never forget when I said you're autistic before doctors said

[somber scroll]

too much firepower

[solid harbor]

Makes sense, i thought black shield was mainly related to a space marine committing penance and hiding their heraldry out of punishment by the inquisition, so that's why i was confused.

[ember nimbus]

broke - hating on tau
woke - hating on votann

[tawdry edge]

Shhhhh

[strange pumice]

truke…

[somber scroll]

I used not to hate on tau until I got tabled by a minmaxed meta list

true story

[ember nimbus]

fuck railguns

fuck rocket pods too

[somber scroll]

riptide armor oh my god

swiss knife of doom

[tawdry edge]

Fun fact, a Night Lords librarian who worked as a Black Shield for Malcador was the one who founded the Grey Knights (iirc)

[ember nimbus]

theres some lists where you are just fucked

[strange pumice]

i don’t let my tabletop experiences effect my enjoyment of the factions

[twin flower]

Thats fair. My gf honestly only knows 40k thru me as well due to me reading some of the books and other medias and she got curious

[ember nimbus]

world eaters 😔

[strange pumice]

because if that was the case i’d despise orks

[astral basin]

I think the black shields helped inspire the deathwatch
But the best of the best was selected by malacador for the grey knights, no matter the legion
With exception for a certain Death Guard. He was supposed to have the top spot, but chose to stare down his father

[somber scroll]

I ate shadowsun with a heldrake tho, that was very funny

[twin flower]

World eaters you say?

[strange pumice]

and black legion

[somber scroll]

I say this jokingly lol, I dont hate tau

[twin flower]

Reasonable crash out

[solid harbor]

Grey Knights is a blind spot for me, i haven't read much on their lore or characters tbh

[somber scroll]

I wanted to buy tau to my brother in law for his birthday

[strange pumice]

can never tell around here…

[somber scroll]

now you know

[ember nimbus]

do it

[somber scroll]

I am john unserious

[ember nimbus]

most tau are so easy to paint

[tawdry edge]

Same not really a fan of them

[strange pumice]

tau might actually be the most overhated faction tbh

[regal jasper]

I try my best to understand all this space marine bullshit, but I'm more into gay things than this. Warhammer isn't gay enough for me...

[somber scroll]

wtf I just caught a fly with my fingers

[twin flower]

Should tell her that

[tawdry edge]

Hes beginning to believe

[strange pumice]

but we have the lion

[twin flower]

Shifu?

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Read about the Dark Eldar
A lot of lesbians there

[ember nimbus]

space marines are still very hated

for good reasons too

[strange pumice]

drukhari mention…

[somber scroll]

dark angels bro, dark angels

[strange pumice]

oh man

[astral basin]

GW allowed them to exist with a specific purpose, simply to allow them to get shit on by every other writer with faction bias
Its truly an uncared for chapter

[regal jasper]

She already know, like, one of my favorites cartoon its a girl with a sword who turns into a big muscular woman who fight against a horde and is a pathetic lesbian

[somber scroll]

dark angels are the only loyalists I like

because they have fallen

[solid harbor]

I hear they specifically despise the space wolves.

[somber scroll]

also because of space hulk and the fact my first ever mini was a chaplain

[strange pumice]

i feel like 90% of 40k fans also like quite a lot of space marine lore

[ember nimbus]

raven guard and iron hands are both so fucking cool i dont care that they are filthy corpse worshippers

[regal jasper]

I don't even touch Horus Rising, u expect me read this?

[tawdry edge]

Tried Space Hulk with Phoenix
Hated it

[twin flower]

She-Rah?

[somber scroll]

too bad

[strange pumice]

wait truke??!?

oh my god

[twin flower]

Lowkey sounds familiar

[somber scroll]

it's funny as hell with the right persons

[tawdry edge]

Just saying... lesbians.

[regal jasper]

God bless you

[strange pumice]

raven guard is so underrated

[somber scroll]

its just not meant to be taken seriously

[static cloud]

I selected dark brown eyes and my guy has blue eyes, is it bugged?

[strange pumice]

my kings…

[somber scroll]

BROTHER I AM LOST BROTHER

[tawdry edge]

Probably cause we were in a duo and we couldn't get past the first mission? Probably

[strange pumice]

probably a lighting thing

[somber scroll]

BROTHER MY ARMOR IS BEEP BOOPING BROTHER

[somber scroll]

get 2 more knight brothers

[regal jasper]

Just saying, I DON'T EVEN READ A BOOK IN MY BOOKSHELF, did you expect me to read a PDF about lesbians? I don't even read manhwa 😭

[twin flower]

I remember watching bits and pieces with my sister before, its interesting

[ember nimbus]

real readers when the pdf about lesbians drops

[tawdry edge]

Nobody else in our friend group has a PC that can run it lmfao

[strange pumice]

clearly you aren’t a real yurihead

[tawdry edge]

:>

[regal jasper]

I'm more into Doomed yuri

I like to suffer

[somber scroll]

I can 👈 😎 👈

[dire kayak]

[regal jasper]

You should complete watch it someday...

[dire kayak]

buying the book

[somber scroll]

repentia jes as well I think

[twin flower]

I think we did, I just have terrible memory

We watch like a lot of shows together and some things just get overwritten after the other and all that

[somber scroll]

space hulk is just that game to play with friends, beer and pizza on midnight

[twin flower]

Hard to keep track sometimes

[tawdry edge]

Woke..

[twin flower]

clearly the superior space marine game

[fallen tree]

i read somewhere that all homebrew space marine chapters could be canon, or am i just reading someones cope?

[somber scroll]

truke

[twin flower]

theres like 1000 canon chapters

[ember nimbus]

theres 2 lost primarchs even

[strange pumice]

yeah

[twin flower]

ITS TOO MANY

[fallen tree]

regardless of if so or not, please welcome the Emperors Shitters, my homebrew legion

[strange pumice]

most homebrew stuff could be canon

[regal jasper]

I tried to read some manhwa, I read tamen de gushi and as a manga I have The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All. But nothing more than this lately

[ember nimbus]

you can write whatever legion you want and its technically canon

[strange pumice]

unless it’s ridiculous

[ember nimbus]

gw told us so

[somber stream]

I'm a fan already

[fallen tree]

Emperors shitters are canon

[somber scroll]

mandatory calgar on the shitter mini

[somber stream]

Tell me more!

[regal jasper]

understandable

[astral basin]

Like i said, faction bias
GK goal is to remain hidden and purge chaos.
The other space marines dont trust them bc “strange armor marines working with inquisition”
So. Hyper trained anti demon guy gets split in two by a random space wolf vet with “remarkable speed and ferocity”

[strange pumice]

most non fan work yuri feels a bit too male gazeish methinks

[restive lava]

Another day, another chance to walk in the Emperor's light

[strange pumice]

i’m also a straight woman so maybe i don’t see the vision with a lot of them

[solid harbor]

I saw someone comment that the Raven Guard is also GW's punching bag.

They only exist to show that "Oh, look, these guys are serious stuff, they killed space marines!"

[fallen tree]

you're totally right, i feel like everything i come across is just.. not it

[regal jasper]

yeah, that's why most of lesbian prom isnt for lesbians, but is for straight man

[twin flower]

Check out Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeast, its the latest thign we watched

There's a slight gay thing in it, idk if it counts but I found the series fun

Take Lynxie with you

[strange pumice]

sisters are also one of gw’s many punching bags

[twin flower]

She knows too much 40k you need to off set it

[somber scroll]

villain named Yuri
is played by gay porn actor

What did command & conquer red alert 2 mean by that ?

[regal jasper]

lesbians are extremely sexualized everywhere

[strange pumice]

yeah it’s kinda sad honestly

[restive lava]

tf is the chat rn

[ember nimbus]

girl love

[somber stream]

Say gex

[somber scroll]

sausageless love

[regal jasper]

A friend already told me to watch, hmm, i'll and I'll force lynx to it, I tried to force her watch heartstopper with me, but she doesn't want it... Not yet at least...

[hazy valley]

It is Arbites time. Sesbian Lex

For the Lex

[somber scroll]

Sove Lex

[strange pumice]

real yuri lovers are talking, listen and learn

[fallen tree]

alpha shittari star system got invaded by the big bad food poisoning, actually a minor nurgle champion, which enshittified the entire system for centuries. kinda like deathwatch, they called themselves shitwatch. they stood against the enshittification of their homeworld and slolwy but surely pushed back the stomach bug

or something

the lore is still loose

[somber stream]

What a shitty read

11/10

[fallen tree]

yeah, its shit

[somber scroll]

thats a load of crap

[regal jasper]

Ye, as a Lesbian girl, seeing series being cancelled because of a lesbian couple is sad, Its like The Owl House situation. Disney just cancelled it saying they didn't have the audience but It was a lie, just because the principal couple was a sapphic couple.

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[regal jasper]

Why I'm not in this server??

[fallen tree]

remind me to never homebrew again

[tawdry edge]

Idk

[tawdry edge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[astral basin]

Sappho’s definitely roommate
Funny enough. Ancient Greece had same sex household splitting. Yet still people act surprised when X figure was “secretly” gay
Likely was no secret. Just not important enough to document

[somber stream]

GW made a fan work (astartes) canon

[crisp yoke]

Everything ok?

[somber scroll]

(lynxie is afraid of kriegsmen)

[somber stream]

Like, officially

So there is hope for Shitwatch

[ember nimbus]

i kneel for femstodes