general-chat

[lyric frigate]

if you got like

[patent grove]

Because skill trumps level

[cerulean frost]

It’s comfy. Feels safe I suppose. Some people like to play on it because it’s difficult enough to be fun but not difficult enough to piss them off.

Or have a skill issue on.

[lyric frigate]

if you have level 30 and half decent kit you can go into damnation no issue (approximately where the actual game is)

[gloomy tartan]

I like heresy

[lyric frigate]

you only ever have to put your brain to work in auric and above from my experience

[cerulean frost]

Absolutely, if you have skill and enough brain power on top of what you can play auric all day every day.

[gloomy tartan]

Response time

[gloomy void]

Some of these animals also sniff dirty butts. They don’t got good taste

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t forget that

[steady nacelle]

alguieb para jugar?????????

[patent grove]

I enjoy auric when I'm not sucking

[twin flower]

Auric is the only difficulty

I did not like the new grind they added when making new classes

I guess it filters out the lower levels

[delicate vapor]

@twin flower

[twin flower]

Did you remember now?

[delicate vapor]

NOPE

[somber stream]

Where is my promised spicy alien pics

[feral vessel]

you want spicy alien pics?

[delicate vapor]

I just remember that I have my performance and fps back on Darktide

[feral vessel]

IM RIGHT HERE MAN

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

REAL ALIEN

NOT FAKE HOMO SAPIEN BULLSHIT

[feral vessel]

do you take like

xenomorphs

[twin flower]

sergal has great xenomorphs

[feral vessel]

yes i do

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Too bony

[feral vessel]

thank you random citizen

[feral vessel]

mf ok
i have two images of the reaper leviathan from subnautica

you bite or not

[somber stream]

😔

[lyric frigate]

of Chuds and Foids

[feral vessel]

i mean idk its kinda hard to find monstergirl art where it isnt an alien with humanoid body parts

most notably boobs n ass

[feral vessel]

is that a yes or no

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

my xenomorphs are NOT bony mf

[delicate vapor]

Saw a xenomorph animation I will not be describing any further or sharing

[feral vessel]

..elios

dms

mhm anyways

what are your most scandalous hear me outs

i mean like really dubious shit

[somber stream]

It is

[somber stream]

Imperative, that the government release the alien pictures immediately for the survival of the species

[delicate vapor]

[flat sandal]

If it'd not remotely hot, it's dead on the spot

[somber stream]

Picture this: Somewhere in a pentagon basement there's a folder labeled "DO NOT SHOW CIVILIANS." Inside? Beings with silver eyes maybe, impossible geometry, voices that sound like a cathedral falling into a blender. And the government is keeping this, from us? During this economy?

[lilac crag]

release

divulge it to me

[flat sandal]

Spaceracism

Cause if it's not made in the God Emperor image, then it's wrong

[somber stream]

What if, hear me out. The alien have the solutions for our current issues? Clean energy. FTL travel. We could cure disease tomorrow and instead some bureaucrat named Bob is sitting on a JPEG because "nAtIOnAl sEcUriTy". Bob, for the love god. Earth, is on fire and the rent just evolved sentience

[jaunty path]

I wanna suck on the hooves of Tau

[somber stream]

RELEASE THE FILES

[jaunty path]

I wanna be a gue'va slave bro

make sure my master is a hot woman

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

I'll do what she says

[delicate vapor]

Not you too

[jaunty path]

Listen

tau propaganda works

I don't need no trim tool to trim them fuckin hooves buddy

[feral vessel]

licht. dms.

i have something

[jaunty path]

Im gonna get a lil manual if you get what I mean

[quaint moss]

yo

gurt yo

[feral vessel]

HI GROG

[flat sandal]

[jaunty path]

for

the

greater

good

[quaint moss]

hi

[jaunty path]

Listen these smurf skins are like meth

[flat sandal]

[jaunty path]

you cant get enough of it

[feral vessel]

LICHT IS INTO ALIEN FEET

[wintry fog]

Volunteering for the gue'vesa auxilia

[feral vessel]

LICHT IS INTO ALIEN FEET

[somber stream]

For science.

For peace.

For humanity.

[quaint moss]

lets check the xeno list of acceptable feet real quick..... to make sure its ok

[somber stream]

And absolutely not because one of them might look at me with her enormous bioluminescent eyes and whisper in a voice vibrating at frequencies unknown to man:

“Earth male… your 2003 BMW honors the stars.”

[jaunty path]

only thing that may get me in trouble in the glorious tau empire is I'll only die for my master Tau slave master Gf and not no bitch ethereal unless shes hot as fuck

[quaint moss]

🪤

[flat sandal]

Somebody call Rannik

[wintry fog]

Buxom Tau waifu trying to explain to her traumatized human friend that they don't enslave people

[jaunty path]

FUCK YOU

SLAVE ME YOU BITCH

[warm gyro]

did someone say buxom tau waifu

[feral vessel]

someone said buxom tau waifu

[warm gyro]

im sitting cross-legged and hands in my lap

prepared to listen

[jaunty path]

The thing is

[flat sandal]

Oh god. The xenosexuals are here

[jaunty path]

if my tau master hits me

Im not gonna get enough of it

im gonna be the most disobedient slave

if she hits me

[warm gyro]

im proud guevesa

[jaunty path]

I need to be pumbled by a hot woman

[warm gyro]

i heart greater good

[jaunty path]

I need a hot girl to absolutely kick my ass

[flat sandal]

[jaunty path]

Wanna know the better part

[surreal onyx]

[sweet wraith]

[jaunty path]

they got hooves

which means

it hurts EXTRA hard

Which means

it will be IRRESTIBLE

[flat sandal]

Wgat the fuck?

[warm gyro]

yeah yeah inquisition heresy blah blah whatever

[surreal onyx]

[warm gyro]

Go my Crisis Battlesuit.

[feral vessel]

i mean of course wanna see hot xenomorphs choom

[feral vessel]

ZESTY NINJAGO SNAKE PFP

[flat sandal]

Ok you know what ? No. Im going the fuck to bed. Good night you horny fuckers, I am out

[jaunty path]

FOR THE GREATER GOOD

[wintry fog]

The tau will liberate mankind from tyranny 🙂‍↕️

[jaunty path]

Good night corpse worshipper

hello tau wife

[warm gyro]

you cant say shit you have that zesty snake from ninjago as your pfp

[surreal onyx]

[delicate vapor]

Vhat the hell

[warm gyro]

its true

[sweet wraith]

Oh no

[gloomy tartan]

Some of these humans also sniff dirty butts

[surreal onyx]

Oh, no. The furries are here.

[gloomy void]

We only sniff clean butts in this household

[jaunty path]

Twisted tea is drank only by effeminate men

[gloomy tartan]

What about long island iced teas

[warm gyro]

yeah we furry

what of it

[gloomy tartan]

Can I drink those

[jaunty path]

Same thing

[gloomy tartan]

But

[jaunty path]

you can drink whatever you want

[gloomy tartan]

But I like them

[wintry fog]

What is twisted tea?
I've heard about it for years, and it got thrown at a dude's head, but have no idea what it is.

[surreal onyx]

Don’t care who you are Long Island Ice Teas are great.

[jaunty path]

Just know youre gay

[gloomy tartan]

Do you know how much liqr is in a long island I ex tea bro

It’s so much

It’s so affordable

[jaunty path]

Firstly. Not thrown, SMASHED into tha mfs face

[gloomy tartan]

Also bro you can’t blame me

[gloomy void]

What about coca cola? Like pure addiction amounts

[gloomy tartan]

Women got me into the drink lol

[quaint moss]

zesty ninjago?

[gloomy tartan]

Women were all TRY MU DRINK

TRY MY DRINK

TRY IT

[quaint moss]

snake fr

[warm gyro]

yeah

[jaunty path]

gay

Listen to me

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve drank like 7 or 10 half full Long Island iced teas once

My bestfriend just kept handing me them

[jaunty path]

American products are full of sissifying products

[hazy stone]

whats with me loading a mission that says it has a secondary scrip/grim and no available scrip/grim on the mission details

[gloomy tartan]

Guys kept buying her drinks

[quaint moss]

men! where!

[gloomy tartan]

She chugged half and gave me the rest

[gloomy void]

Damn i’m gay

Guess that explains my attraction to men

[jaunty path]

Why do you think americans are so fucking fat and stupid

[gloomy tartan]

Some people don’t like walking

[gloomy void]

Im skinny and stupid

[wintry fog]

Speaking of, chat, I can't drink anymore
I was never a huge drinker to begin with but for some reason it fucks with my meds now.
One drink = flushes them out of my system.
Super sad because getting buzzed with friends was pretty fun.

[gloomy tartan]

Some people just don’t want to walk

It’s crazy

They have legs

But they wanna only sit

[jaunty path]

mmm no i think theres research showing how homosexuality is gene related.

Which could mean you're gay because of your mom but im not an expert at all

[gloomy tartan]

Screen stare

[gloomy tartan]

Sexuality is dumb

[surreal onyx]

I was the same way when I was younger. Nowadays, I’m good with a beer or two. My body can’t handle getting drunk again.

[gloomy tartan]

So is labels

[gloomy void]

My mom was also attracted to men so makes sense

[gloomy tartan]

That’s pretty gay

Gotta confront mom

[sweet wraith]

What have you done

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I just did a mission and said gg

[feral vessel]

autistic robot

[gloomy tartan]

And someone said “ really?”

All sad lol

[gloomy void]

I love men

And women

And they/thems

and it’s

And whatever glorp is

[wintry fog]

It's funny how there's an overlap between homophobes and people who are obsessed with ancient graeco-roman culture, when those cultures were the least concerned with or judgmental about sexual preference.

[gloomy tartan]

Greeks and Roman’s banged so much butts

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Your MOM made you GAY

[gloomy tartan]

They perfected it

[jaunty path]

Anyway

Tau sneezing

[gloomy tartan]

Missus

[feral vessel]

y'all are sleeping on anthro tyranids

[gloomy tartan]

They would probably have crusty nose vents

[gloomy tartan]

Like eye boogers

[feral vessel]

tau this tau that

[glad pollen]

Tau sneeze only hits on 5+

[gloomy tartan]

But for their weird nostrils

[jaunty path]

I can help.

[glad pollen]

Ignore it by being in cover

[feral vessel]

missus you are fucked

[wintry fog]

I mean... if a hot genestealer woman was desperately trying to infect me / do the genestealer thing, I'd probably be too weak

[feral vessel]

THEY ORDERED ME AN A S SIZED SAFETY VEST?!

[jaunty path]

YOU

are the floraphile

[feral vessel]

samesies

[feral vessel]

xenophile actually

[gloomy void]

I’ve seen worse

[gloomy tartan]

We got blue voldermort fucker and plant fucker

[jaunty path]

plant

[feral vessel]

teratophile, even

[lilac crag]

who up darktiding

[gloomy void]

Same

[jaunty path]

dib

more like

gay

[gloomy tartan]

What happaned to like

[glad pollen]

Game question, is anything planned for expeditions ? I don't think it's really worth playing it right now

[wintry fog]

me and my stupid genestealer chudcel son

[gloomy void]

It’s not my fault Garrus is so fucking hot

[gloomy tartan]

That’s like a bug

[surreal onyx]

I don’t think they announced anything yet on that front.

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like a bug

[glad pollen]

Gayrrus

[jaunty path]

Complete dogshit dont listen to anyone who says its good its a total nothing burger tech remnants are WORTHLESS.

You have fun for a few hours in expeditions

[gloomy tartan]

If you like Garus your like Oliver from invincible with his lobster girlfriend

[jaunty path]

and

thats it

[glad pollen]

Oh i know, i've played it once and got bored lol

[gloomy tartan]

I’m getting my salvage lord title

[jaunty path]

Garbage mode without almost nothing interesting

[surreal onyx]

Ayyy!

[gloomy tartan]

Expeditions is fine for a turn your brain off match

[feral vessel]

bug girls can be hot

bug MALES can be hot

[glad pollen]

Just trying to find an excuse for this game mode to exist besides the dotshi cosmetics

[feral vessel]

bug foid and bug moid

[jaunty path]

A fucker here got thewhatever hundred thousand remnants penance

He SUFFERED.

[gloomy void]

Expeditions are great. They give 5 skill points, a scappy bonus, and stash space…..wait wrong game

[gloomy tartan]

I like tall wahmen

I’m not a freak like y’all

[jaunty path]

Its utter ass.

[gloomy void]

Same

[feral vessel]

JUST that huh

[sweet wraith]

Poshanka

[gloomy tartan]

Expedition is for thrm to try out stuff

[feral vessel]

better than no-

[gloomy tartan]

Weird nades

[feral vessel]

neuron activation

[gloomy tartan]

Etc

[jaunty path]

Actually no if expedition was ass it would be awesome but unfortuntely its not

[surreal onyx]

To Sweden or Finland with you, then. You’ll be most welcome. 🤘🏻😎

[gloomy tartan]

It’s for them to experiment

[gloomy tartan]

I met some once

[feral vessel]

Shakra from Silksong is a baddie.

like unironically

[gloomy tartan]

Norwegians or sweed I forget

[gloomy void]

Alien dude ass

[gloomy tartan]

It was like I was in Skyrim

[surreal onyx]

Unsure about how tall Norwegian women are. Otherwise, I’d recommend them too.

[gloomy tartan]

They were so fucking tall

Tallest women I met

[glad pollen]

Okay which of them is the first gen Genestealer

[gloomy tartan]

Just imagine tall blonde blue eye eurpoean women

I mean TALL

[glad pollen]

We gotta warn the inquisitor

[gloomy tartan]

I felt like that guy who met Wonder Woman

[surreal onyx]

Brother, I don’t have to imagine. I’ve been a lot of places on this planet. Can’t wait to go back.

[jaunty path]

plot twist is everyones a gene stealer

[gloomy tartan]

Your ass is a gene stealer

[glad pollen]

Not me, i'm a jeans stealer

[gloomy tartan]

Your girlfriend is a gene stealer

She stole your wrangler jeans

[gloomy void]

I mean sorta yeah

[glad pollen]

If i say pants off i'm just taking your pants

[gloomy tartan]

For wrangling men

[wintry fog]

Part of me worries that expeditions are Fatshark's way of moving away from the campaign,
in favor of some garbage competitive game modes.

[warm gyro]

not all of us

[surreal onyx]

Russian women are my favs. Do gotta get back in shape, tho.

[warm gyro]

though personally i suspect i am some sort of genetic aberration

[gloomy tartan]

I hope it’s a plsce for them to try new enemies and nades etc but I worry the stuff in expeditions will only remain there

[somber stream]

Want tall?

Dutch.

[surreal onyx]

Oh?

[warm gyro]

yeah this is true

[gloomy tartan]

I want a woman so tall I climb her like shadow of the colossus

[surreal onyx]

Hell. Yes.

[gloomy tartan]

how do we whisper again

I Remmeber how to shout

[feral vessel]

may i suggest
hold on

[feral vessel]

dms

[surreal onyx]

• before and after?

[wintry fog]

-# like this

[warm gyro]

Pointless and bad gamemode

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
A Dutch woman buying stuff in Japan

[gloomy tartan]

I know you type something before

~ boop?

No that’s not it

[surreal onyx]

She can take me home in her handbag. Wouldn’t even resist.

[warm gyro]

-#

[gloomy tartan]

• boop

[glad pollen]

Get yoinked

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not a whisper tho

[surreal onyx]

Actually, I’m probably as tall as she is. Which would be all the more funny. Lol.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m being stupid aren’t I

- boop

Dammit

[somber stream]

I'm 175 and feel like a midget around Dutch people

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll never remember how to whisper

[wintry fog]

-# mouth noises, scratches mic

[surreal onyx]

6’2” here.

[gloomy tartan]

-# boop

[feral vessel]

im uh

1.73 metres

[gloomy tartan]

OHHHHHH

[somber stream]

Is that like 1 meter 8

[glad pollen]

193 cm here

[gloomy tartan]

I’m like 5’9 I think

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz I’m in America

Fuck a cm

[fallen tree]

193 too, smallest of my bros 😔

[delicate vapor]

176

[gloomy tartan]

We do feet

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

You're a Tree. Harry

[surreal onyx]

187.96 cm for those who prefer the cm.

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck a centimeter

Wait I think we use cm for rulers

Nvm

[delicate vapor]

5’8

[flat siren]

Is your friend group made of Ents

[fallen tree]

haha i meant brothers

oopsie

[flat siren]

Goddamn

[analog prawn]

man why does no one been doing the early missions

[somber stream]

Also i heard it's not just the height that matter

[surreal onyx]

Apparently, beards are frowned upon in Japan. Due to them being worn by mob people typically.

Hmmm. How to visit and not have them run?

[somber stream]

There's the disposition as well

[sweet wraith]

Shave

[surreal onyx]

Doesn’t help my arms are covered in tats too.

[somber stream]

Beard suggest untidiness/ lack of self care

[jaunty path]

Licht? more like

lich

[surreal onyx]

[gloomy tartan]

Once a girl kissed me then screamed like a pterodactyl

She has kids now

[flat siren]

About what precisely
I just joined the convo

[somber stream]

The body

[surreal onyx]

That’s not true. At least, not in their culture.

[jaunty path]

licht

whats

[gloomy tartan]

I often wonder what life would be like if I was with pterodactyl girl

[jaunty path]

ur fav brand of beer

[somber stream]

I am half Japanese

[gloomy tartan]

Ya know?

[somber stream]

Office workers are encouraged to keep it tidy

Especially government officials

[flat siren]

That doesnt narrow it down that much but fair enough

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww

[floral ermine]

If this is true it's dumb asf

[somber stream]

Local

[surreal onyx]

See? Thats what I mean. I keep mine tidy.

[jaunty path]

actual name of the brand?

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

wtf is a microbrew

I hear that term a lot

I drink liqr more than beer so

Dunno wtf that is

[surreal onyx]

I lived in Okinawa when I was younger. Hoping to return eventually.

[gloomy tartan]

I usually don’t like beers much

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

Margaritas are better as I age

Love them more an more

[surreal onyx]

Love me some Guinness

[gloomy tartan]

Jimmy buffet was a genius

[nocturne bloom]

Doesnt have a brand

[gloomy tartan]

Margaritavill

[nocturne bloom]

Brand name alcohol is unironically worse

Best shit is what people make

Locally

[surreal onyx]

Gotta be made right, though. You can mess up a margarita easy.

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Lamia get back under the desk please.

[nocturne bloom]

Youd have to pay me to get under your desk

[jaunty path]

I pay you in whats below my desk

now get back under bitch

[nocturne bloom]

Dont see much

[jaunty path]

Yeah you love it

get back UNDER btich

[surreal onyx]

Curious what the collab skins are gonna be with HD2 and WH40k

[delicate vapor]

cadian and krieg slop

[jaunty path]

either guard or borderline SM's

[surreal onyx]

I suspect disappointment.

[somber stream]

No space Marine

[nocturne bloom]

Yap yap smells like NY in here

[gloomy tartan]

You smell like shame

[quaint moss]

:3

[jaunty path]

Def not cuz its 100% gonna be a war bond

[somber stream]

1000% will be Karskin

[flat siren]

Probs blacked out cadians with yellow details, following the color pallette of the helldivers armor

[somber stream]

The other one idk, Krieg maybe

[jaunty path]

You're from connectiut

[quaint moss]

theres my ":3" of the day

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Where we learn how to spell every state

[jaunty path]

Account for the fact that 90% dont read the lore

[jaunty path]

Return to beneath the desk

[flat siren]

Literacy is overrated anyway

[feral vessel]

skaven

rat

[jaunty path]

You're gonna get KRIEG or

like

[feral vessel]

I LIKE KRIEG OK

[flat siren]

I second this

[quaint moss]

[jaunty path]

We're getting Sm's in some form of another

[nocturne bloom]

Even if you had a desk you weren't the one who bought it

[flat siren]

Aw not again

[quaint moss]

[feral vessel]

my other fav guard reg is Vostroyans

[somber stream]

Krieg sells lol

[jaunty path]

You getting underneath that desk cuz you CRAVE IT BRO

[somber stream]

It's all numbers at the end of the day

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck are you talking about missus lol

[quaint moss]

krieg fun, have shovel

[jaunty path]

Krieg OR helldivers take on SMs

IDEA

[nocturne bloom]

Missus wants me

[surreal onyx]

Probably an officer set in there somewhere.

[nocturne bloom]

Ong

[quaint moss]

what can i say

[jaunty path]

its gonna be a power armor stratagem

called it

[somber stream]

Nah

[grim sparrow]

I pulled up

I’m here now

[somber stream]

Belt fed weapon

[jaunty path]

no YOU want it bro

[queen barn]

hellllo

[jaunty path]

Belt fed hmmm

[grim sparrow]

I just bought the game for $8.99

[surreal onyx]

I’d be disappointed if they didn’t modify the mechs like that.

[nocturne bloom]

I dont but ty

[jaunty path]

Understandable price

[quaint moss]

;-; i want back my heavy pen gl

[flat siren]

Which class are you gonna play mate

[somber stream]

Hellgun likely. But would be cool to have a bolter

[jaunty path]

thats ok, go back under the desk

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

9 bucks

is

[surreal onyx]

Which game?

[jaunty path]

a GREAT

price

[grim sparrow]

No idea til I download it

[nocturne bloom]

Buy your own desk and ill think about it

[gloomy tartan]

Damn girl ur built like a bolter

Dayummmm

[jaunty path]

My desk is over 20 years old

[quaint moss]

[nocturne bloom]

Then you definitely didn't buy it

[jaunty path]

yea

[surreal onyx]

Older than you? Damn, man.

[quaint moss]

my desk isnt a desk

[jaunty path]

One of my monitors used to be older than me

[surreal onyx]

Classic

[flat siren]

7/10 pickup line
Pretty solid, I'll try it
Probs I'll die for that

[nocturne bloom]

Thats how you know shes from NY

[jaunty path]

it was a nice 4:3

[gloomy tartan]

I have a plant I planted as a little kid still

I love it

My cactus

[jaunty path]

cactus chud

[gloomy tartan]

It’s those little orbs

The soft ones

White spines

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t get tall

[flat siren]

Ye

[gloomy tartan]

I love it

Tough fucker has been there my whole life

Cute tough hanging in there

Slowly spread out a bit

[quaint moss]

hate work
love smokin
no more smoke break

[gloomy tartan]

You can pet it

It’s a cactus you can pet

[surreal onyx]

[gloomy tartan]

You have to like hit the spikes hard to cut urself

Soft spines

[quaint moss]

the chefs dont give use smoke breaks anymore

[flat siren]

Why would you pet a cactus though

[gloomy tartan]

Bro too many plants get spines

[gloomy tartan]

I love it

[jaunty path]

cuz baby

[flat siren]

Fair enough

[jaunty path]

kiss ur cactus

[gloomy tartan]

I planted it with my grandma bro

I was TIMY

TINYYYYY

I PICKED IT OUT

[flat siren]

Mine arent holding up all that well

:(

[gloomy tartan]

I planted it

I’m old as fuck

It’s old as fuck

[surreal onyx]

Roses have no business having thorns. But, that one song exists. So, I’ll allow it.

[gloomy tartan]

Trees

Tres beo

[jaunty path]

More reason why you should kiss it

[surreal onyx]

Locust tree

[gloomy tartan]

Orange tree get spikes

They hurt

[delicate vapor]

Locust swarm

[quaint moss]

like those cactuar from final fantasy, but smol

[flat siren]

Maybe you're right

[nocturne bloom]

SMELLS LIKE GEARS UP IN HERE

[gloomy tartan]

You can catch them in monster hunter world/iceborne

[quaint moss]

thanks for the gears of war reminder

[surreal onyx]

Cactuar are small. Literally.

[gloomy tartan]

I caught several cactur

[quaint moss]

i have them as a pet

[nocturne bloom]

Horde mode will make me feel alive again

[quaint moss]

peak

omg peak ;-;

[jaunty path]

lamia why do u have so much estrogen in ur body

[surreal onyx]

That’s right! There’s a crossover in D4 with StarCraft.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m afraid or commitments

I lost cadia

[quaint moss]

starcraft, like more power pylons?

[surreal onyx]

We all lost Cadia. 😞

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was my ride or die

[surreal onyx]

Yes!

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was so tall

💔

[flat siren]

Didnt we all

[gloomy tartan]

The TALLEST

[jaunty path]

Cadia deserved it ok

[nocturne bloom]

I kinda wanna plug my xbox in and play some gears 3 horde

[jaunty path]

Cadia is just fuel for a fascist empire so its okay it died

[flat siren]

Woah woah woah buddy

[gloomy tartan]

You just say that because Cadia was taller than you

[quaint moss]

my buddy serpent plays it

apparently its free

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

No cadia was badass

[quaint moss]

thinking about trying it out

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was next to the purple starfish

The purple butthole

The eye of terror

It gave us purple eyes

[patent grove]

What's cadia

[surreal onyx]

Would love to hear SGM Morrow’s account of Armageddon.

[flat siren]

Agreed

[quaint moss]

Cannonize it

[flat siren]

Morrow's the GOAT

[gloomy tartan]

Morrow is on percs

[quaint moss]

sgm?

[gloomy tartan]

Sarge major ?

[surreal onyx]

If he survived Armageddon, he deserves them.

[flat siren]

He even wants to go back there sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

Percs and molly

[surreal onyx]

Sergeant Major Morrow.

[surreal onyx]

I’d go back with him.

[quaint moss]

morrow, tomorrow

[delicate vapor]

2 morrow

[surreal onyx]

Tomorrow never comes. It’s always today.

[flat siren]

Releasing an army of rejects into yarricks lines against the greenskins
Cinema

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[flat siren]

Like skitarii

[gloomy tartan]

What would you do if you woke up and your arms were snakes now and they were trying to bite your face

[flat siren]

My arms already do that

[gloomy tartan]

I would try spinning

That’s a neat trick

[surreal onyx]

Watch a few episodes of Naruto and skip to the Orochimaru sections.

[gloomy tartan]

Getting bit in the face by snakes while watching Naruto sounds like a real news story

[surreal onyx]

Right?

[gloomy tartan]

Some Florida man shit

[surreal onyx]

Although, Jiraya was legit Florida man personified. lol.

[quaint moss]

share fr :3

[surreal onyx]

Be the Americans the Japanese think you are.

salutes picture Guile from Street Fighter

[somber stream]

I did a stereotype game with my cousins from Japan once

[surreal onyx]

Oh?

[somber stream]

"American?"
"Gold hair, Pilot shade, leather jacket, coca-cola"

[surreal onyx]

Epic.

Stereotypes are fun.

[quaint moss]

dont forget to curse a lot

[surreal onyx]

Well, at least every other word.

[quaint moss]

at FUCK least FUCK every DAMMIT word ASS

[lapis halo]

Who else is up waiting for their sleep meds to kick in

I’m waiting for my trazadone to kick in and send me to trazyland

[gloomy tartan]

I’m like

Do I sleep

Or do some havocs

[lapis halo]

Sleep

[gloomy tartan]

Or watch some horror stuff

[lapis halo]

You won’t regret it

[gloomy tartan]

B movies

[patent grove]

@lapis halo ye

[gloomy tartan]

Sleep is hard

[flat siren]

Sleep

[lapis halo]

I’m 28 and have begun investing in what I call “sleepmaxxing”

[patent grove]

Dabs n auric

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[quaint moss]

||me, i have therapy tomorrow :D and work||

[lapis halo]

Like I’m nearing the end of my 20’s, if I’m going to take part in stupid Gen Z culture in going to use it to excuse myself napping

[lapis halo]

||I have therapy in two days!!!||

[quaint moss]

what fun!

[lapis halo]

It is funny im going on about the important of sleep when it’s 4 AM in the morning

I can’t even type correctly I’m so tired

[surreal onyx]

Ah! Time for a Monster.

[quaint moss]

You know who else....
💥

[somber stream]

You're not missing out on anything

Get some rest

[somber stream]

Unless of course, they're finally releasing the files

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

licht

are you free lad

[somber stream]

Still working Alex

[surreal onyx]

[somber stream]

Whatche need

[lilac crag]

boredom

wondering if youd play

[delicate vapor]

your soul

[lilac crag]

i wouldnt ask him of his soul

[surreal onyx]

Wish they’d update the first Space Marine game for consoles. I enjoyed that much more than the second.

[silver sleet]

Out of curiosity, do people in this server often say the most heinous shit you'll ever read

[fallen tree]

[delicate vapor]

yea

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Depression here

[silver sleet]

Cuz Jesus

[acoustic pebble]

My day has been ruined

[surreal onyx]

I don’t know about the most heinous, but it’s out there sometimes.

[somber stream]

Never! Only wholesome content in this hood

[silver sleet]

Yeah idk bout that

[acoustic pebble]

I was playing Arma 3. It was a good time. And I hear an old man on the mic. He said he served and I had no reason to believe him, but he was such a cool dude. He didn't own the server but he RAN it like he did and noone questioned it.

Then... it happened...

[mortal hazel]

I haven't played since hive scum release, what's the gameplay like now? Saw that cdr got nerfed, crushers got nerfed

[acoustic pebble]

MY FUCKING INTERNET WENT DOWN!!!

And I didn't save the server so I can't go back in!!

[delicate vapor]

fuck

[acoustic pebble]

I MISS YOU, OLD MAN!! PLEASE I NEED MORE OF YOUR WISDOM!!

[delicate vapor]

had someone like that before when I first played squad

[fallen tree]

what a tragedy

[acoustic pebble]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW BOMBING A VACANT BUILDING IS technically NOT A WAR CRIME!!!

I am now sad

But I did add him so it's not all bad

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum? SOOOO much fun dude

Highly recommend

20/17

[jaunty path]

they detected shark bara

they knew about how much bara u stored

[acoustic pebble]

The hell even is shark bara?

[jaunty path]

bara = muscular men making love to eachother

so

shark bara means muscular shark anthro making love to eachother

thats you

[acoustic pebble]

I don't see another shark

[jaunty path]

youll find one soon

homo

[primal wigeon]

I wonder why we don't really get arbiters or hive scum stuff in the shop.

I know that sadly this won't change even with the new class 🙁

[acoustic pebble]

Ya troglodite

I eat my own kind, I ain't gonna find another

[jaunty path]

are there cannibal sharks

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[jaunty path]

I wouldnt be shocked

kewl

[delicate vapor]

hannibal shark

[primal wigeon]

Most sharks eat each other

[acoustic pebble]

Bull Sharks are known to eat anything at random including other sharks

Tiger sharks will eat its own young if hungry enough

[jaunty path]

Ocean nerd

[acoustic pebble]

Great Whites can go another Great White IF they are near their target

[jaunty path]

fish sticks

[acoustic pebble]

I fucking hate fish sticks

Just give me the fish

[jaunty path]

yeah I bet you love great white all over you

bish

[acoustic pebble]

I don't want sticks

[acoustic pebble]

You love to have a different type of great white on you I bet

Dummy

[quaint moss]

also hi jakka

[acoustic pebble]

Hi Grog!

How ya doing?

[jaunty path]

mention of whites make me think about eggs

mm

mcdonalds

mmm

[acoustic pebble]

I knew you liked eggs

[jaunty path]

im a whore for eggs

literally buy me with deviled eggs

[acoustic pebble]

Got a 24 pack of eggs in my fridge rn

Gonna cook em tomorrow

[somber stream]

Mmmm ramen eggs 🤤

[jaunty path]

can you make good deviled eggs though

[acoustic pebble]

Gimme the recipe and I'll work my magic

[delicate vapor]

deviled eggs with a side of carolina reaper sauce

[jaunty path]

i like enjoying my eggs

not suffering

Now

[acoustic pebble]

Speaking of food, I need to cook

[jaunty path]

put shrimp in them

[acoustic pebble]

I haven't eaten in three days

[jaunty path]

shrimp deviled eggs sound so killer rn

aauhg

[delicate vapor]

i need to make dinner soon

[acoustic pebble]

I saw shrimp

Now I need to get shrimp

[acoustic pebble]

Gonna make myself some steak and mushrooms instead

[jaunty path]

steak

mwerd

[acoustic pebble]

With maybe a side of steamed broccoli

[jaunty path]

steak

I can eat 3 steaks

[delicate vapor]

do it

rn

[acoustic pebble]

Bet

[jaunty path]

make it for me

[acoustic pebble]

How you like it?

[jaunty path]

watch it disappear

[acoustic pebble]

Too bad, it's gonna be rare

[delicate vapor]

well done

[acoustic pebble]

The bloodier the better

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

I wanna feel a pulse when I eat a steak

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

cows

[acoustic pebble]

Mmmm cow

[quaint moss]

ah tired sleep soon, work 8 hour tomorrow

[patent grove]

Boo

[somber stream]

I've been pondering

[delicate vapor]

go on

[acoustic pebble]

Have a good night!

[somber stream]

What even is "cute"

[waxen meadow]

warhammer 40k style game where u can become a daemon prince after first hcapter

[acoustic pebble]

Does it involve ponds?

[somber stream]

How do you define cuteness

[quaint moss]

you😳

Xd

[quaint moss]

honestly idk

[somber stream]

Is eating a lot, cute?

[silver sleet]

In what way

[gloomy tartan]

If it makes you go aww it’s cute

[delicate vapor]

did someone call you cute Licht

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[somber stream]

lol no i'm in my room most of the day

[quaint moss]

probably the thinking part of our brain that says yippie

[delicate vapor]

[nimble fractal]

Who knows, would Skitarii be in class bundles in steam?

[stuck wasp]

Not at 1st, think Scum was put in a bundle after a couple of months

[jaunty path]

I mean of course

having people buy all the DLCs is straight money

so

[meager surge]

My body lies on the wet asphalt soaked with blood , limbs twisted in shapes not known to this world, wings that never took flight lie depressing with feathers down in my blood. What a cruel joke.

[somber stream]

Cute!

[delicate vapor]

[meager surge]

Im going to jump off my balcony

[somber stream]

No wait that's not it

NO DON'T

THERE IS SO MUCH TO SEE

[quaint moss]

cup

[jaunty path]

[meager surge]

I can feel my body shutting down, organs stopping working, rot taking in.

[somber stream]

Wanna see a pepe-theme mug i made?

[quaint moss]

sure

[jaunty path]

They just left

Interesting

Either that or they were banned

[delicate vapor]

o

[somber stream]

Imagine going to Darktide discord and drop your final words to the world

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

Unironically the first thing I thought

[quaint moss]

ITS THAT FUCK VEGETA MEME XD

[waxen meadow]

warhammer 40k style game where u can become a daemon prince after first chapter... like u play as a normal guardsman or w.e then u acquire some warp crystal shit that morphs you into a daemon prince and u can swap between forms at will

[jaunty path]

I kept my mouth shut cuz im drunk and high

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[jaunty path]

and would definitely say something insensitive asf

[quaint moss]

one last twitter comment

[jaunty path]

cuz im like

[waxen meadow]

divinity 2 original sin xbox 360 but warhammer 40k. that game the trnasformation was dragon and u were a dragon knight. wh40k version would b so sick...

[jaunty path]

inbetween "is this real" and "theyre playing it up for bait"

[teal token]

E

[quaint moss]

hi jerry

[teal token]

Hello comrade More Grog

[quaint moss]

i wonder if its more of a cup or a mug

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios

[delicate vapor]

hello

[teal token]

Is it rare to encounter devs in Darktide?

[jaunty path]

yes

[quaint moss]

idk

[teal token]

Hello comrade Missus

[teal token]

Just meet one in Expeditions

[delicate vapor]

barrel them

[teal token]

Lol

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[jaunty path]

i like eating food

[teal token]

Aren't we all do?

[jaunty path]

no

some people here dont eat food

like freeks

[delicate vapor]

drink wa

[quaint moss]

dough (homer)

[delicate vapor]

domer

[surreal onyx]

Drink Monster.

[delicate vapor]

drink rockstar

[quaint moss]

monster is good

[surreal onyx]

Their flavors don’t work for me, sadly. Now, Full Throttle has a Blue Agave that’s pretty great.

[jaunty path]

monster is complete SHIT

its shit

[quaint moss]

i usually do reign for the extra caffeine

[jaunty path]

be honest man

[silver sleet]

The mango and coffee ones are pretty good

Bout it

[quaint moss]

introducing the lady, that femboys are scared of

[surreal onyx]

The Mango one was surprisingly good.

[quaint moss]

white monster under attack😔

[surreal onyx]

Really? Never thought the tastiness of that one was up for debate.

[quaint moss]

ive never had one

[surreal onyx]

They’re not bad.

[quaint moss]

i don't think

momster is momster :3

[surreal onyx]

I used to think so. Lately, they’ve outdone themselves with newer flavors.

[jaunty path]

monster is piss with sugar in it

[quaint moss]

thats redbull

[obtuse oak]

Monster is nice

[delicate vapor]

sugar

[surreal onyx]

I will take your word for it. 🤣

[obtuse oak]

Also the good Monster flavours are sugarfree

[jaunty path]

🪨

[obtuse oak]

Imagine drinking sugar lol

[jaunty path]

99% of america

[quaint moss]

mmmmm sugar

[obtuse oak]

Idiots

[surreal onyx]

Well…

[obtuse oak]

Don't drink your calories kids

[quaint moss]

mmmm veggies

[surreal onyx]

I’ll keep doing what I’ve been doing for… 30+ years.

[jaunty path]

remember

[quaint moss]

im the cook that puts veggies in your meal. sugars for the day

[jaunty path]

if no one is fat asf

[lilac crag]

20 revives in 1 match

[jaunty path]

theres no bbws

[lilac crag]

and they

[jaunty path]

just so u know

[lilac crag]

double dipped

my medicae charge

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

if i didnt have Too Stubborn To Die i dont think i wouldve made it

[quaint moss]

i cut a lot of butternut squash

[jaunty path]

LESS FAT PEOPLE = LESS BBWS

JUST SO YALL KNOW.

[lilac crag]

i didnt go down once but at least bother fucking asking for my medicae

[surreal onyx]

@obtuse oak whereabouts you from? What country?

[obtuse oak]

I like thicc women but even they are better served by drinking sugarfree stuff and doing squats instead or smth

[quaint moss]

hell /j

[obtuse oak]

The Netherlands

[delicate vapor]

[surreal onyx]

Nice! Always wanted to visit.

Your military was fun to work with too.

[quaint moss]

i want to get my partner into rap music

[obtuse oak]

Hah glad to hear it

[lilac crag]

youre

not from nevada?

[surreal onyx]

They liked sunbathing. That’s for sure. 😂

[obtuse oak]

Dutch climate will do that to ya

[surreal onyx]

Inspired me to get my P90.

[obtuse oak]

Sun's out? Better make the most of it

[delicate vapor]

[molten matrix]

😭 its so humid aughhhhh

[surreal onyx]

Don’t you guys have the Tulip festival?

[quaint moss]

sun, no clue im nocturnal

[obtuse oak]

The Canadians do, because we send them tulips

[surreal onyx]

Ah. Hehe. Bloody Canucks.

[obtuse oak]

But you might be thinking of the Keukenhof which is like a big flower garden that you can visit in the spring/summer

[surreal onyx]

That might be it.

[quaint moss]

tulips are a 🌷 pretty flower
think ive grown some

[surreal onyx]

You guys have fantastic cheese, too.

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

[surreal onyx]

That’s the one, methinks.

[obtuse oak]

Love me some Gouda

[surreal onyx]

Smoked or plain?

[delicate vapor]

reminds me of In the Night Garden

[surreal onyx]

You guys are also home to Epica. One of my fav bands.

[quaint moss]

[molten matrix]

luv me some cheese

[obtuse oak]

Both

[surreal onyx]

Most excellent.

[analog prawn]

Space Wizard or Gun Wizard for a Character name

[earnest veldt]

Why the hell is auric like ten times harder than usual

[patent grove]

Heavy metal wizard

[analog prawn]

Heavy Metal Wizard lol

ok

that works

LOL

[strange pumice]

so what other classes do we think can be added

i just had this discussion with some friends and we’re only coming up with xenos

[somber stream]

Sororitas

[analog prawn]

uhh

rats

lol

[strange pumice]

skaven from the warp…

their first ever appearance in 40k…

[strange pumice]

i feel like that’s just zealot though

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

Heavy Bolter, Heavy melta, crossbow gun

[strange pumice]

repentia would be cool but again that might lowkey just be zealot

[somber stream]

Zealot can't use those

[strange pumice]

hmm

[somber stream]

The class could be heavy weapon oriented or hospitaler branched

[strange pumice]

wait what ordo do you work under

i forgot

hereticus right

[somber stream]

Iirc

Yeah

[strange pumice]

wait that’d be peak actually

i think having a support tank would be really good for the game

[analog prawn]

im tempted to name my Psyker Palpatine

[strange pumice]

there’s nothing stopping you…

[somber stream]

Heavy flammer, heavy bolter, heavy melta or just Sororitas bolter

🤤

[errant comet]

i have experienced my first bug

[somber stream]

Should i mention boob armour

[errant comet]

my screen is all blueish grey

[strange pumice]

i’m surprised we don’t already have that honestly

[somber stream]

NO GENDER ALLOWED

[strange pumice]

gw loves their boob armor

[somber stream]

Body 1 and 2 only smh

[strange pumice]

they could still have specific looks for each one

idk i’ve never understood why people get mad at the whole body type thing

[earnest veldt]

Give the men boob armor

It's only fair

[strange pumice]

ermmm hello based department??

[lilac crag]

warhammer community is filled to the brim with chuds

i want to see my space marines with man buns and chest armor but noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[somber stream]

Tactical lunch compartment

[strange pumice]

chudhammer strikes again

[earnest veldt]

Warhammer needs more of those ye olde dick plates

[delicate vapor]

no actually

[strange pumice]

fantasy does as well