general-chat

[hazy valley]

I was a WoW addict from Vanilla through every xpac to Shadowlands and quit then too. But friends have told me TWW and Midnight are actually pretty good

I've been vaguely looking at it and depending on how Blizzcon goes I might finally give it another try

[thorn wedge]

god I hope evolved jobs are fun

[formal mortar]

Vibing my toes

[misty trench]

my partner and I have been having fun with it, delving is a good time

[hazy valley]

The parry mechanic on tanks looks REALLY fun and the Sky High ability for Dragoons is something my friend is going FERAL for

[hazy valley]

Yeah like my friends mostly run Delves and Mythic+

I've wanted to join them

[thorn wedge]

the fact DRG got sky high really proves they are swinging for flavor

[hazy valley]

but idk

[thorn wedge]

I play mostly BLM

so after a certain unannounced rework

[formal mortar]

I am playing warrior

[thorn wedge]

ive been slightly pissed forever

[formal mortar]

Wonder how it will go

[thorn wedge]

"oh we made your job easier to play" ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

we were supposed to be safe from this shit

[hazy valley]

It looks like the new class role changes are putting Paladin as the Main Tank role and Warrior, Gunbreaker and Dark Knight as the Off Tank roles (though for casual content I assume this distinction won't matter)

[thorn wedge]

yoship plays black mage

the fucking standardization was for other jobs, not me

[hazy valley]

And presumably the new tank class will also be a Main Tank role

[formal mortar]

I have to swap the paladin then

[hazy valley]

I actually genuinely miss the timer on Black Mage sometimes

it felt like skill expression running rotation and playing around the timer

[thorn wedge]

they wont tell you this

but you can still play blm with a little flare

in that if you lvl alchemist a bit

[hazy valley]

I'd say keep an eye out for the new tank class because you might like that one more than Paladin if you want to Main Tank

[thorn wedge]

a high quality ether is enough mp for another flare

is it a dps loss?

yes

is it worth losing pots?

[formal mortar]

I just hit 50 anyways

[hazy valley]

I assume they're revealing it at the next FanFest

[thorn wedge]

not really

but

[formal mortar]

Got a long way to go

[thorn wedge]

casting 5 flares in a row is baller

[formal mortar]

And i have to buy the expansion

[thorn wedge]

it makes me feel big

[hazy valley]

dude I just remember a Black Mage main friend laughing about the Paradox rotation

that was equivalent DPS

to the real rotation

but it was like 90% Paradox

LMFAO

[thorn wedge]

super cursed

but like

[jaunty path]

whats

[thorn wedge]

thematic as shit

[jaunty path]

gameoverse

cat name again

kit

yeah

kit.

[hazy valley]

yes hi hello

[jaunty path]

I like Kit

kit irl?

[hazy valley]

Kit is fantastic

[jaunty path]

She was so so

[misty trench]

I was never able to get into ffxiv but I really never gave it enough of a chance

[hazy valley]

ARR is the biggest hurdle

[misty trench]

(my adhd did not vibe with the levelling grind)

[hazy valley]

It's a lot

[thorn wedge]

man I have adhd real bad

and my main weakness with ffix now after 3k hours is

I just

dont wanna do my roulettes

[hazy valley]

idk what you mean but if Gameoverse gets as popular as Digital Circus I will 100% cosplay as Kit going to the theater for their finale

[patent grove]

Gutentag

[thorn wedge]

yes I COULD do them 5 days in a row and finish lvling brd

but I wont

yes I could have finished this relic step

but

I start waiting

and the queue time is 20 minutes

and darktide or deadlock are right fucking there

[hazy valley]

I have 6364 hours in FFXIV according to steam and I still love doing roulettes tbh

but probably just because I love healing and getting comms

[patent grove]

3k in FF9??

[somber stream]

Holy shit

[thorn wedge]

I need to fight enuo

but i keep putting it off

I bet its a cool fight

but

eh

ill get around to it ( I wont)

thats like a whole

3 ilvl I have to get

I could play darktide instead

[somber stream]

How long do you have to play to accumulate that kind of number?

[thorn wedge]

darktide doesnt have a 20 minute queue time

[somber stream]

Like in term of years

[jaunty path]

Yes.

[hazy valley]

I've been playing since Shadowbringers patch 5.3

but I'm insane

[patent grove]

About 6364 hours

[somber stream]

I have zero idea about the game

[thorn wedge]

ive been in since late stormblood

I just

JUST got into ast

[hazy valley]

google says that released August 2020

[thorn wedge]

before the rework

[somber stream]

Don't make me squeeze your nose

[hazy valley]

so I've been playing FFXIV for 6 years

[thorn wedge]

they fucking paradise lost me

[somber stream]

So about 1000 hours per year

[thorn wedge]

also mch

[jaunty path]

8760 hours is in one year.

[thorn wedge]

stormblood mch was a fucking disaster

BUT

[hazy valley]

I did the first 4000 hours in 2 years tbh

[thorn wedge]

it was an interestig disaster

[somber stream]

Those are some insane numbers for gaming ngl

[jaunty path]

While you Moids and Foids are talking about vidya

[hazy valley]

I was a very dumb clown

[patent grove]

Did you play before or after the rework

[jaunty path]

im eating coffee ice cream

[jaunty path]

i got 8k hours in tf2

[hazy valley]

Which rework?

[somber stream]

Most i've got is 800 hours for Stellaris

[jaunty path]

[thorn wedge]

did you have to line up 3 times the mechanics of another job into your burst window to do middling damage at best

yes

but

[warm gyro]

Bad pacing is really the issue

It's so padded out

[thorn wedge]

was hitting reload on a hotbar kinda sexy?

yes

[patent grove]

The FF14 remake

[warm gyro]

Even with the changes

[hazy valley]

idk what you mean but I started in Shadowbringers in 5.3

[somber stream]

Did you quit

[thorn wedge]

see my big issue with ffixiv is

eventually you do a dungeon

and because trusts there is "dungeon" and its various skins

and eventally that just turns into

a big health bar

that I do my roation at

[patent grove]

A realm reborn, the relaunch

[thorn wedge]

until its over

[hazy valley]

I was immediately enamored with the game world and spent longer in ARR than most of my friends. We had a friend who had been playing more and he was shocked and confused that I was running around in ARR doing literally every quest in the game when he knows the game gets better in Heavensward and described it as me playing around in a puddle of mud while a carnival where EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN is literally within view and I'm spending more time in the puddle of mud for some reason

[thorn wedge]

I used to get copperbell and satasha and shit as a healer a bunch

[hazy valley]

I did not play 1.0 or 2.0 no

[thorn wedge]

and id legitimately fall asleep

and the really fucked part is

that was fine

id like doze off and it wouldnt matter

[patent grove]

I will resub to ff14 just to play leap of faith

[warm gyro]

The core problem of FF14 is that it's too goddamn easy

[thorn wedge]

I just

dont like the healer 2 attack rotation

[warm gyro]

It's been so ultra-simplified and diluted for the lowest level of players

[thorn wedge]

and I LIKE healing

[warm gyro]

Yet there's still people who struggle with that.

[thorn wedge]

but what does this healer have

[jaunty path]

No.

[thorn wedge]

oh when you arent oh shit healing

you have an attack

and you have a dot

[jaunty path]

[thorn wedge]

oh well there are 4 healers

what does this one have

and attack

and a dot

[jaunty path]

I been playing this shit since 2017

[thorn wedge]

and 10 oh shit buttons

do I need to use those oh shit buttons in the normal content I have to grind ?

well I mean

if your tank does full pulls

and doesnt know ball

you might have to use

2 of them? maybe

[hazy valley]

I like low level dungeons as a White Mage because the Stone spells are satisfying as fuck. Like I'm ripping rocks out of the ground and slamming them into enemies? Yeah I'll enjoy that more than flinging a big ball of light magic any day

[thorn wedge]

if it gets real bad 3

[warm gyro]

"thats what ultimate is for"

Yeah but there actually needs to be something between Game Journalist (do your rotations half asleep) and Ass Destruction (pre-mades required)

[thorn wedge]

I need to lvl whm

[hazy valley]

There is that's called Savage and Extreme

[thorn wedge]

I never did because I was mad about the shadow bringers thing

[hazy valley]

They're also adding a new difficulty mode between Savage and Normal

[warm gyro]

extreme isnt shit

[thorn wedge]

I need to do more extremems and savages

im always worried about being

THAT player

[hazy valley]

yeah but it's still the next step up from normal content before Ultimates

[thorn wedge]

on the extreme

[fallen tree]

[thorn wedge]

I can preform

[hazy valley]

and if you really wanted hard content you'd also do Baldesion Arsenal and Forked Tower

[thorn wedge]

but I still feel bad

[hazy valley]

like if you want hard content

it's there

there are insane people running solo runs to floor 200 in Palace of the Dead

and putting in records

[fallen tree]

i still gotta do a solo potd for necromancer title

[thorn wedge]

palace of the dead people are sick

[hazy valley]

we have Chaotic Raids now as a new Alliance Raid adjacent difficulty to mimic Savage

[thorn wedge]

respectable

[warm gyro]

Yeah I don't hate myself that much

[thorn wedge]

but there is something wrong with them

[fallen tree]

[hazy valley]

I don't either LMFAO but major respect to anyone with the Necromancer title

[thorn wedge]

the real endgame

is FSH

[hazy valley]

Anyone who has caught every single fish in the game is a hero

[thorn wedge]

for a while it was CUL

back in shadow bringers

where if you wanted real money

your ass baked coffee biscuits

and the real shit was sourcing the ingredients before the other parasites could buy them

[hazy valley]

I see coffee biscuits and all I can think of are my lesbian daughters

I miss them

[thorn wedge]

for a while there

[twin flower]

wuh

[thorn wedge]

I was a market board satan

playing the levequest turn in game on the market board turns you evil

"no way some dumb bastard will buy these at this markup"

and yet

[fallen tree]

laziness prevails

[thorn wedge]

fuck yeah it does

I still have my retainers just gather yak milk

and it still sells

[hazy valley]

convenience sells at a premium

[thorn wedge]

you could just go to old sharlyan and shoot some yaks

but

they wont

[fallen tree]

i should be making gil but i got too much content to catch up on

[jaunty path]

u mean ocs?

[thorn wedge]

and its balmung

so its like

[hazy valley]

no I mean Ryne and Gaia

[thorn wedge]

current us inflation at all times

[hazy valley]

FFXIV characters

not OCs

[jaunty path]

gay

[hazy valley]

they're very gay

my OCs are also gay though

[fallen tree]

gaia

[thorn wedge]

dont they manifest like

a giant gay crystal at one point

through sheer homosexuality

[hazy valley]

yes

[graceful hamlet]

And they were roommates

[thorn wedge]

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

[thorn wedge]

urianger and the agiator would get alongeth

[upper citrus]

Is cdr, toughness and revive speed still the way to go for curios?

[thorn wedge]

SPRINT EFFICENCY SPRINT EFFICENCY SPRINT EFFICENCY !

[astral basin]

Starfield was hindered by the experience of fallout devs
The space stuff was cool. Didnt get to do much base building but it seemed… alright . The looting and general exploration was ass tho

Oh

Topic changed

Whoops

[thorn wedge]

nono starbound is a valid topic

[patent grove]

I wanted to like starfield

[thorn wedge]

me when my pc build around running darktide at max couldnt walk around in the main city

[fallen tree]

i waited before buying and im glad i did

never bought hehe

[jaunty path]

I wanna date fictional characters mwaaah kissy wissy Twilight Sparkle

[thorn wedge]

instead of starbound

people should play REAL video games

like killer 7\

[fallen tree]

starbound another disappointment

could have been so cool, i like the gaseous star species tho

[thorn wedge]

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/e0a16865-920e-40ee-a318-f100312bc95c/d5a34hh-3eaf1fb5-107a-4852-9991-2ae81043a2fe.png/v1/fill/w_778,h_534,q_80,strp/_mordetwi__airplanes_by_bluedog444_d5a34hh-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NTM0IiwicGF0aCI6Ii9mL2UwYTE2ODY1LTkyMGUtNDBlZS1hMzE4LWYxMDAzMTJiYzk1Yy9kNWEzNGhoLTNlYWYxZmI1LTEwN2EtNDg1Mi05OTkxLTJhZTgxMDQzYTJmZS5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9Nzc4In1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.bmlTYDwbjXKSQC0DncaAVKCEvJPMpxZ1qxoeTRKPPZs

[jaunty path]

Fuck that bitch ass mordecai

id treat twilight sparkle right

And then

[hollow tapir]

Anyone mind popping into my party so I can do a private game penance?

[upper citrus]

Mo

Moo

🐄

[thorn wedge]

AND KRILL

[jaunty path]

Does anyone wanna see a fucked up video about twilight sparkle

its 7 seconds long

[acoustic pebble]

I'm taking time away from Bannerlord for a bit

I JUST wanted to be a soldier in THE JARLS ARMIES!!!

I WANT TO BE THE HUSCARL!!!

They look soooo cool!

Oh well. Back to Hive Scum

[hard gorge]

"King harlaus has declared a feast back in Praven..."

[thorn wedge]

I wanted to find a gif of this one killer 7 boss fight

[acoustic pebble]

"WHILE I'M LOCKED UP?!?"

[thorn wedge]

the boss being you stand here

the boss stands there

and you mag dump each other until someone drops

[acoustic pebble]

THEY SEIGED THE VERY TOWN
I AM CURRENTLY IMPRISONED IN

AND DON'T LET ME OUT OF MY FUCKING CELL?!?

[hard gorge]

Man I love old warband jank

[jaunty path]

I see

a shark femboy

[hard gorge]

"THATS THE SIEGE LADDER? THATS A FUCKING RAMP"

[lilac crag]

gm chat

[jaunty path]

They are in the chat currently

[acoustic pebble]

I'm going to go full Hannibal Barca on his ass istg

[acoustic pebble]

YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME!!!

[jaunty path]

who whos butt

[jaunty path]

Who else is shark

you

you are

homosexual femboy

[acoustic pebble]

WELL I AIN'T A FEMBOY SO GET YER HEAD OUT OF YOUR FART-STUFFER!!!

[marsh iris]

mmm sausages, hashbrown and sunny side up

[jaunty path]

👁️

You

Did not say

you were not gey

Hmm

[acoustic pebble]

I'm Bi

Ya racist

[jaunty path]

Homosexual

[acoustic pebble]

Racist

[jaunty path]

homosexual

[acoustic pebble]

Racist

I have proof

[jaunty path]

I love all skin colors and cultures

except for green people

green people...

[hard gorge]

Mr. GREEN hates you too

[acoustic pebble]

I don't. You're all just MEALS to me

Except a few

[jaunty path]

You are just a furry

Literally just a furry

[acoustic pebble]

I'm a cannibal

[thorn wedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouHq_l0sS1Q a real boss fight

none of this

dodging

[jaunty path]

You are a shark anthro

[thorn wedge]

or mitigation bullshit

[jaunty path]

gayest thing to ever exist

[acoustic pebble]

And you're an elf

[jaunty path]

do you know

how much

[acoustic pebble]

Even gayer

[jaunty path]

shark bara there is

[acoustic pebble]

No

[jaunty path]

Shark is most often a masculine animal

[hazy valley]

I'm one of the few right

[acoustic pebble]

Absolutely

[jaunty path]

so

[hazy valley]

I will be spared

[acoustic pebble]

You're tying number one

[thorn wedge]

there should be more bird furries

[jaunty path]

theres 10 thousand bara

100%

[acoustic pebble]

Yes. For now. It's constantly earned

[jaunty path]

They look good often

[hazy valley]

[jaunty path]

theyre quite colorful too

[acoustic pebble]

That's not how math works ya dongleloid!!

[jaunty path]

Shark is a masculine animal

There is infinite bara

[acoustic pebble]

Depends on the shark

[thorn wedge]

every shark furry woman ive seen

[jaunty path]

The first damn shark you think of!

[thorn wedge]

featured a huge dangler

[jaunty path]

Listen here. Wolves

wolves are masculine

[thorn wedge]

granted

[jaunty path]

there is

[thorn wedge]

limited data set

but

[jaunty path]

infinite

wolf bara

werewolf bara*

or whatever

hm

[acoustic pebble]

LITERALLY BULL SHARKS

Highest testosterone levels over every other animal

[thorn wedge]

wolves are the white ford truck of furries

[acoustic pebble]

Gross

[true widget]

BOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[hard gorge]

Bullsharks and cuckold dolphins

[true widget]

I KNOW WHAT IM GONNA MAKE MY FURSONA!!!!!! a WOLF

💢

[hazy valley]

what does that make cats? I'm not a furry but I'm curious

[lilac crag]

you will be the meal of my life one day

[acoustic pebble]

I see what you did there and I hate it

[thorn wedge]

the nissan altima

[lilac crag]

and i will consume that fin off yer head

[acoustic pebble]

Never gonna happen

[lilac crag]

oh but it will.

[acoustic pebble]

TITHE-RAT

[hazy valley]

I know actually nothing about cars so I don't understand this comparison

[acoustic pebble]

The only one who can eat me is Missus and Kat

I trust them enough

For now

[lilac crag]

this isnt about trust

[thorn wedge]

staggaringly common and similar

[lilac crag]

this is about my bite being larger than yours

therefore

i take one big nom out of you

[acoustic pebble]

Nonexistent

[lilac crag]

you will look like a sundae fish when im done with you buddy

[acoustic pebble]

My bites and appetites are largest

[graceful hamlet]

The only thing I know about cars is that what truck someone drives says a lot about their personality

[acoustic pebble]

I won't even honor you of adding anything

[lilac crag]

because you wont get the CHANCE, scum...

[hazy valley]

The only thing I know about cars is that cybertrucks are driven exclusively by dudes and I never see them with a wife, girlfriend or children

[thorn wedge]

me when I want one full cars length of lane to myself in my lane but there is a ford f150 anywhere nearby

[acoustic pebble]

You're bigger scum than I am! Just in a fancy uniform is all

[lilac crag]

my uniform is better, as is my bite

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, if someone buys a Cybertruck then they’re a giant cuck who falls for every scam

[acoustic pebble]

That's an opinion which can thoroughly be debunked

[lilac crag]

nope i win

[acoustic pebble]

I can have Moistcritikal end you in a thirty second video

[graceful hamlet]

I’ve seen a few around town and they’re ugly af

[lilac crag]

what the hellie

[thorn wedge]

ford f150 drivers are like those morbidly obese share a seat on plane american jokes

[hazy valley]

watching the funny videos of how it falls apart so easily were so good and then I remember some loser trying to show off their cybertruck wasn't garbage by trying to tow something with it and then it broke during the video but they posted it anyway because they thought just because it broke but didn't fall off it was still good

LMFAO

[acoustic pebble]

I CAN CONVINCE MARKIPLIER TO PLAY HAPPY WHEELS AGAIN!!

[thorn wedge]

except they LIKE taking up as much space as possible

[acoustic pebble]

I RAISED THE HOUSING TAX!!!

You can't beat me

[graceful hamlet]

I like the one that got totaled by a plastic fence

[thorn wedge]

and they LIKE burning out peoples eyes with their fucking white led high beams

incidentally

[hazy valley]

that one is amazing too!

[thorn wedge]

if you choose the white leds

fuck you

die

everyone hates you

and you dont have a sense of when to and to not use high beams

[hazy valley]

hey Vaer do you want a Hadron meme

[graceful hamlet]

The glorified minivan trucks are funny because the bed is so small you know the only thing he’s loaded on it is groceries

[thorn wedge]

I dont know whats wrong with you beta cuckold skill issue eyes

but

[graceful hamlet]

Hadron deez nuts. Ha, gottem 😎

[thorn wedge]

do better

[lilac crag]

i remember seeing a furry artist do a bunch of trendy YCHs. people were hating on her artstyle, so one day she flexed that she got a cybertruck with the YCH comissions. a week later the comms opened again.

[hazy valley]

ok now you've earned this

[acoustic pebble]

Oh Hadron?

My beloved

I gotta tell ya

The temptation of the wired gash is STRONG beyond belief

[twin flower]

wired wuh

[acoustic pebble]

I too have felt the call of her robotic hands upon my cankle

[thorn wedge]

I know the years of boomer alcogolism has burned out your retinas so you cant precive street light illumination

but

you HAVE to have some self dignity

[hazy valley]

I can't imagine that went well for them LMFAO

[acoustic pebble]

Just imagine, rejects, what those three armpits must smell like

[lilac crag]

I am not to be kept around robots of any caliber for longer than 5 minutes

it is unsafe for both me and the robot

[twin flower]

theres no law against the robots

[blazing ibex]

💀

It's like walking into a NYC train looking in this chat

[twin flower]

[lilac crag]

its fun

[twin flower]

I still think its the most normy one out there

[hazy valley]

Skitarii will be safe here right

[lilac crag]

cue that sticker of dont put your hand in moving gears

[hazy valley]

Asking for a friend

[thorn wedge]

yall think this is bad

[lilac crag]

nope

[thorn wedge]

but werent here for meme chat

meme chat....

[graceful hamlet]

Skitty squad*

[blazing ibex]

I've heard.

[thorn wedge]

meme chat was the cadia of the darktide discord

[graceful hamlet]

Was the punchline always porn?

[lilac crag]

once the personalities are revealed for the skitarii i am gonna implode of copious simping levels

[hazy valley]

I can't wait to be a Skittles

[thorn wedge]

Ive got to come up with a funny name

[lilac crag]

i hope someone names their skitarii skittle

[twin flower]

Can't wait to be a skinkler

[thorn wedge]

for my skitaloo

[graceful hamlet]

Beep, because Beep is the mightiest warrior

[hazy valley]

I'm going to name my servo skull Skittle

[thorn wedge]

I hit gold with my scum name

[twin flower]

The mightiest warrior of the Omnisiah, Beep Boop

[thorn wedge]

and need to one up myself

but how do you beat

johnny three-balls

[hazy valley]

can he read minds

[lilac crag]

is this jojo

[graceful hamlet]

Damn, none of you play Kenshi 😔

[twin flower]

Does he have three balls

[thorn wedge]

wait

[lilac crag]

my favorite scum name was Fentalicious

[hazy valley]

idk I think if he has three balls there's a strong chance he can read minds

[thorn wedge]

a skitari Stroheim joke might be something

see thats the joke

[lilac crag]

i was thinking of naming mine simply Rustbeetle-5-1-2

[thorn wedge]

people ask johnny three balls in chat all sorts of ball related questions

always have since hive scum came out

but they never get a straight answer

[hard gorge]

Of course not, all hive scum players are gay

[thorn wedge]

alas

the name censors wouldnt have let me use johnny three dicks

but

we adapt

[lilac crag]

THANK YOU

[lilac crag]

the joy in my heart that someone gets the ref,,,,,,,,,,,

SIGNALIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hazy valley]

tbh I wasn't expecting anyone to get the reference on the 3 ball mind reader joke

[hard gorge]

Signal deez nutz

[lilac crag]

i absolutely dont

probably cus ur a nerd...............

[lilac crag]

whats the reference?

[hazy valley]

it's a SECRET

[lilac crag]

am i allowed to shake it out of you?

upside down with all your coins falling out of you?

[hard gorge]

Holy shit I need this lmao

[feral vessel]

get to work
supervisor gives me a helmet
has a video call in 5 minutes
"just stand outside for a bit"

internship pretty fire so far i have not done an ounce of work

[hazy valley]

it's one of my fav stickers LOL

[twin flower]

poggers

[hard gorge]

Its incredible

[hazy valley]

if you shake me upside down it'll be a lot of clown related objects falling out

[feral vessel]

why the fuck does discord drag like 50mb off of my mobile data

[twin flower]

stealing yo data, duh

[hard gorge]

Can I beat objects out of you like Mr. Shakedown

[feral vessel]

on an unrelated note

[hazy valley]

I bruise very easily and have a very low pain tolerance so be gentle

but it'll also just be clown related objects again

OH WAIT

there is something you could get from me

[hard gorge]

Beating the shit out of someone only for balloon animals and pies to fall out of them

[hazy valley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG0A8BXG7FM

here have this

AdMech flavoured song

I'm going to be fighting heretics to this next month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asr6_eNCuoU

but Noosphere is also REALLY good

[twin flower]

imagine tech priests just jamming to this

[hazy valley]

my fav part kicks in at 1:38

then the chanting begins!

[twin flower]

oh yeah, when was the last time we got new soundtracks in dt

[hazy valley]

uhhh

maybe No Man's Land?

idk if we got new stuff for Expeditions

we probably did I just forgot

[hard gorge]

Expeditions is painful man

Mainly cause people fuck off and don't stick together

[hazy valley]

I'd like them more if they did scaling rewards to incentivize Auric

I have no interest in queueing Malice

[feral vessel]

hot take: the Sea Emperor leviathan from Subnautica is really hot actually

[hard gorge]

[feral vessel]

FUN FACT

when i first played subnautica as a late teen i legit felt like i had a crush on that thing

i WISH i was just baiting but no,

younger me really looked at that and went "mom"

[flat sandal]

[feral vessel]

you all lack my pre-disponed freak gene..

[gloomy tartan]

Hi all

[flat sandal]

I guess so, i didnt play the game

Hello

[hard gorge]

Hello fren

[hard gorge]

I think its the furry gene kicking in

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know crocodiles and alligators allways have hard ons

Like their entire life

[flat sandal]

NAAAAH

[feral vessel]

hi chris!

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah lmao

I just learned this

I thought I was a reptile expert lmao

But you learn new stuff every day

[flat sandal]

I think Whales always hard

or maybe sea lions?

[hazy valley]

I guess they don't have ereptile dysfunction

[gloomy tartan]

Some whales go upside down

[lilac crag]

lots of surprises?

[gloomy tartan]

During the trains they run on female whales

Waiting their turn they stick it out the water

[hard gorge]

Mood

[gloomy tartan]

It’s assumed this was what caused ancient tales of giant kraken attacks

That they resemble tentacles

And it would be several of them doing this at the same time as they wait for their turn in the train

[flat sandal]

NAAAAAAAH

[hazy valley]

Balloons, horns, snakes in a can, endless connected handkerchiefs in different colours, bouncy balls for juggling uhhh

[hard gorge]

Keep talking and fishfucker @feral vessel is going to splooge

[gloomy tartan]

Ancient sailors thinking it’s a kraken attack

They just passing by a whale train

[quaint moss]

ballons

[twin flower]

Ya like whales?

[flat sandal]

that shit too wild to believe

[hard gorge]

Nature is wild, man

[lilac crag]

none of these are edible!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lame!!!!!!!!!

[hard gorge]

You ever hear of the monkeys that just fuck all the time

Its not baboons, I forget the name

[twin flower]

Ba-goons

[gloomy tartan]

The whales that do it are mostly humpback and gray whales

The “ mating trains”

[flat sandal]

i can believe that. those animals are wild and unpredictable

[gloomy tartan]

If you have seen a photo or a video online of a long, smooth, pinkish, snake-like appendage sticking out of the ocean, you are almost certainly looking at a baleen whale—most commonly a gray whale, a right whale, or a humpback whale.

[hazy valley]

All things are edible at least once!

[gloomy tartan]

Those are the freaky whales

The ones who we assume are the reason for stories of ancient krakens

[twin flower]

Im suddenly reminded of that fun fact about gorrilas that when they lose a fight with another male they jork themselves to feel better

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh

[wintry steeple]

Homo Sapiens

[gloomy tartan]

Is it also because they lose their women

[hard gorge]

DarksydePhil moment

[wintry steeple]

(and bonobos)

[gloomy tartan]

If a gorilla loses a fight he loses all his women

[hazy valley]

The modern call of duty gamer

[gloomy tartan]

And his kids

[hard gorge]

BONOBOS

FUCK

[gloomy tartan]

Like he loses all his family

[hard gorge]

I JUST REMEMBERED THE NAME

[gloomy tartan]

So if a gorilla loses a fight he has no bitches

Or child support

He jorkin cuz he lost his wife

[hard gorge]

Bonobos legitimately like
they have sex to defuse tensions between other bonobos

[somber stream]

Ah yes, daily mandatory penis talk of general chat

[quaint moss]

what in the ?_?

[hard gorge]

i think there was an experiment where one female bonobo realized she could whore herself out for bananas

[flat sandal]

glad i got here jsut in time i guess

[twin flower]

Society

[hazy valley]

I swear it isn't always like this

[gloomy tartan]

Monkeys go crazy when they realize they can sell them self for food

[errant comet]

2 health bars is not enough

[flat sandal]

wasnt it for the coins?

[errant comet]

man this is rough

[twin flower]

Im afriad to say, its always like this

[somber stream]

It's always like this

[hazy valley]

Sometimes we watch live executions

[errant comet]

????????????????

[wintry steeple]

whatcha playin

[errant comet]

vet

[flat sandal]

good to know

[hazy valley]

Yeah sometimes someone does something stupid and we watch Hank or Aquila kill them

[twin flower]

You only need 2 to be fair

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t get hit if your a veteran

Duh

[mystic fossil]

only sometimes don't get too worked up about it

[wintry steeple]

what difficulty

[twin flower]

More health if you really need it as a clutch

[gloomy tartan]

Just get a health curio

[wintry steeple]

vet is actually pretty tough but most of his durability comes from a) shooting stuff in the head constantly and b) hanging tight around the team

[twin flower]

But later on you'll hear advice that youre better off getting toughness curios

[gloomy tartan]

Health can help if your losing toughness lots still

[wintry steeple]

if you arent doing both of those, things get harder

[flat sandal]

so like when someone gets banned or something, you guys put on a show in VC?

[gloomy tartan]

I think I run two health and one toughness I tried two toughness

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/bullets-gun-and-bullets-reload-gif-12320147

[twin flower]

Nah, someone getting banned in the chat

IS what she meant I guess

[wintry steeple]

just draw an infinity symbol on the bottom of the magwell

[errant comet]

i havent got any curios yet lol

[hazy valley]

Oh no I just like to watch the ban and sometimes people end up really believing they won't be banned and it is extra funny when they are

[gloomy tartan]

Curios help a lot

[flat sandal]

huh, alright

[wintry steeple]

yeah get curio slots filled as soon as they're open when possible

[hazy valley]

I would stream funny shows and things but I think I'd be banned

[twin flower]

first one unlocks at lvel 10 I think ir I remember

They shouldn't be that expensive at the Armory exchange

[hazy valley]

SHRIMPY?? YOU'RE HERE????

[gloomy tartan]

Slap some resistances on there

[hexed cape]

Briefly

I’ve got a presentation in a bit

[somber stream]

Penis discussion activities are important and should NOT be forbidden

[flat sandal]

understandable!

[errant comet]

i just broke level 15

ill check for some curios

[flat sandal]

Its simple anatomy and knowledge

[hazy valley]

Don't scroll up

[hard gorge]

Group cock Inspection chat

[twin flower]

It wasnt that bad

Okay, maybe it is now

[lilac crag]

i can finally make use of my guillotine

[flat sandal]

peepee poopoo gang

[errant comet]

yeah no curios yet

[hard gorge]

Inserted hip first into the guillotine

[twin flower]

Huh weird

[hard gorge]

"Bailiff? Chop his nuts."

[hexed cape]

I saw something about executions

[twin flower]

Ballxecutioner

[hexed cape]

Otherwise I am oblivious

[hazy valley]

None today yet

[flat sandal]

you can buy one from the store, and slap a blessing to get more curious as rewards

[hazy valley]

But there were other things

[errant comet]

nice

[somber stream]

Based greyname? More likely than you think!

Also a Chinese Astronaut did a Helldiver salute before entering spacecraft

They allow those over there?

[twin flower]

lmao

[feral vessel]

THE SEA EMPEROR LEVIATHAN IS A VALID HEAR ME OUT

[flat sandal]

Huh, im asking myself same question. i wouldnt be surprised if he got " removed" shortly afdter

[twin flower]

And he never landed

[feral vessel]

LOOK AT HER FOR FUCKS SAKE

[hard gorge]

Ok fishfucker

I dont judge but own up to it

[twin flower]

Sea Leviathan.. from Subnautica?

[feral vessel]

yes.

[hexed cape]

Like how you bruise easily and have ereptile dysfunction?

[hazy valley]

Do you also have a thing for Shrimp? I could introduce you to someone

[hazy valley]

I MADE A JOKE

[lilac crag]

i pardon this chuddy nerd because of his gorgeous oc from yesterday

[feral vessel]

wild that im sitting in a fucking warehouse talking about fucking fish

[feral vessel]

i do nof

[flat sandal]

better to fuck fish than to be an orb fucker. a guy from a discrod server im in is part of Orbology. like pondering the orb like a wizard or some shit

[gloomy tartan]

What

[twin flower]

Is it a fish warehouse

[mystic fossil]

no jokes allowed

[gloomy tartan]

Do you like that one movie

[hard gorge]

Fair enough

[gloomy tartan]

By guy mo del torpor

[twin flower]

a what?

[gloomy tartan]

The movie about the fish man

[twin flower]

Guillermo Del Toro..

[fallen tree]

ooh i just love palantir polishing

[flat sandal]

Im not joking, look it up

[hazy valley]

Maybe next time Shrimpy @hexed cape

[gloomy tartan]

I like creature from the black lagoon but his movie was about banging the creature so I didn’t watch it

[twin flower]

i will not

Whats an orb tho, like he just grabbed the nearest spherical object and went to town?

[somber stream]

There was a meme about a Wizard looking at his orb

[hexed cape]

I’m not a fish

[twin flower]

Shrimps are more like sea bugs anyway

So..

Hi Shrimpy

[flat sandal]

Orbology is a fictional, viral concept created by content creator Cristina Méndez, centered around a mystical orb and presented in hypnotic social media videos jsut googled it

[gloomy tartan]

Shrimps are like

[feral vessel]

i love bugs

[hazy valley]

Shrimp are shellfish. Shellfish are fish

[gloomy tartan]

Ok

[twin flower]

Tis I, the Macintosk

[gloomy tartan]

But like bro

[somber stream]

Said meme was later elevated into new heights by some guy replacing the Orb with a glowing female goblin's ass

[lyric frigate]

i ove shrimp

[lyric frigate]

we are pondering the orb

[feral vessel]

GOOD ANSWER

[warm gyro]

To be fair, they are all arthropods

[gloomy tartan]

Theres cooler crustaceans

I mean horseshoe crabs are cool

[gloomy tartan]

Isopods are cool

[warm gyro]

since crustaceans and buges are arthropods

[gloomy tartan]

Shrimp are AIGHT

[warm gyro]

so

i guess

shrimp is sea buges

[twin flower]

Eat the arthropods

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Giant enemy crab

[hazy valley]

I am sleepy good luck Shrimpy

Time for a quick 30 min nap

[flat sandal]

yeah i kept calling that guy Orbfucker, and sent him music to ponder his orb to

[gloomy tartan]

Shrimp how did you fry this rice?

[flat sandal]

[feral vessel]

on the topic of subnautica "hear me out"s

AL-AN from Below Zero is wild work. would

[hexed cape]

I have to do my presentation now anyway

Happy hunting, friends

[fallen tree]

o7

[flat sandal]

confidense is key.

[lyric frigate]

you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice

[gloomy tartan]

Present it

Work it

Do wide stances

[feral vessel]

work it make it do it makes us

[gloomy tartan]

T pose

[flat sandal]

honestly dude? i can kinda see it

[gloomy tartan]

Walk wide

Broad shoulders

Big steps like Doug digadome

[feral vessel]

i mean its less of a stretch than the space whale

[hexed cape]

I T-pose on the boardroom table infront of industry specialists

[flat sandal]

even if you dont knwo shit, be confident and wrong but own up to it

[hexed cape]

That will show em

[gloomy tartan]

Make sure you walk good

Big confidence walk

Power stride

[flat sandal]

i guess ?

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could be in a elevator T posing

And as it opens for people waiting for the elevator it’s just me T posing

[somber stream]

What's stopping you from realizing that dream

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t want to be recorded being my true self

[flat sandal]

[gloomy tartan]

The worlds not ready for me to become Solaire

[flat sandal]

NONSENSE!

[somber stream]

People are made up

[flat sandal]

NOTHING MATTERS ANYWAY

[fallen tree]

i think the world needs him most rn

[somber stream]

DO IT

[flat sandal]

NO BALLS! DIO IT

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

The world needs Solaire

[lyric frigate]

BALLS OUT RAHHHHHHHHHH

[gloomy tartan]

Glad someone puts respect on his name thanks AK

Once you T pose

Your so close to a Y pose

[flat sandal]

i have seen much weirder people and they didnt give a single fuck about what people think

[fallen tree]

always, always praise the sun

[somber stream]

Just don't take your penis out in public and we're gucci

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I was a politician

[somber stream]

Also please shower

[gloomy tartan]

I would praise the sun

[smoky swift]

No

[gloomy tartan]

And not explain it either

Just hit the pose every time I speak

Like consistently for my entire career

[flat sandal]

Praise the sun and pass the grenades

[gloomy tartan]

Even during speeches for tragedies

Like every time I’m addressing the public I hit a Praise the Sun pose first

Really commit to it you know?

Never explain it lol

[flat sandal]

but yeah T pose in the elevator is VERY, WHITE PEOPLE MILD crazy stuff you can do

[gloomy tartan]

Doing it to a board room is funny tho

[fallen tree]

what a rebel

[somber stream]

Red

[flat sandal]

and i am white myself

AAAYYYYY im red now

[lyric frigate]

white "people" be like yeah i t pose in elevators

[somber stream]

One of us, one of us, one of us

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s fun

Being a mob

[flat sandal]

Dude, i had shat in the dark in the bushes behind my house one time cause i needed to go real bad

[trail bramble]

don't I know it boss

[gloomy tartan]

You get a bunch of dudes together on booze and they will Cary a boat up a mountain

[flat sandal]

[gloomy tartan]

Like a bunch of drunk doods in a mob all going WOOOOO

They could lift a truck

Probably fight thanos

[flat sandal]

Booze is mandatory

[gloomy tartan]

Humanity can achieve anything when you have a mob of doods

Good or bad

[feral vessel]

my shoes feel like theyre made of steel

[delicate vapor]

4pm wth back to sleep

[feral vessel]

WHO THE FUCK IS NAMED GRIMM

[gloomy tartan]

Like mankind is capable of such amazing feats bro

[feral vessel]

TROUPE MASTER GRIMM FROM HOLLOW KNIGHT??

[cerulean frost]

Guys will do things regardless of booze. I can attest to this. Also nay, I am simply a warlock for hire

[flat sandal]

Yes, and we must be united by the Common enemy

[gloomy tartan]

Ive been wasted and I was like leading people like I was a commissar

Fucking shit faced lmao

I am able to be insanely loud

The cadian genes

[twin flower]

what we talking about

[gloomy tartan]

I could yell over gunfire lmao

being drunk and searching for food

Or more booze

Ensuring you didn’t lose any men

[twin flower]

I have mouth so I must food

[flat sandal]

thats what the Imperial Guard msut do. provide booze to the people, to bolster their spirit and enhance temwork

[fallen tree]

the quest for the 2am kebab

extra garlic sauce

[flat sandal]

sending the least fucked up friend for more booze and snacks

[feral vessel]

186 mbs used for discord today

i love my mobile data provider

[twin flower]

some shish kebab

hope you got unli data

otherwise

[gloomy tartan]

French fries are bomb when ur drunk

[twin flower]

get off yer phone!

[fallen tree]

halal snack pack goes reall hard when you'er wasted

[jaunty path]

Tac axe > ds

[feral vessel]

tf am i meant to do

sit like an idiot?

[jaunty path]

loser.

[flat sandal]

i remember there was a food truck near my dorms and that medium burger at 2 am absolutely hit different. it was divine

[feral vessel]

i can act like im doing SOMETHING at least

[gloomy tartan]

Missus when did you awaken

[twin flower]

arent you at your internship, work fool

[jaunty path]

I mean yeah its good to do that

[jaunty path]

not recently

[twin flower]

walk to your site adviser and say, "hey what can I do"

[jaunty path]

Sergal wants to be enslaved by plant aliens

[twin flower]

Dont we all

-# i mean..

[flat sandal]

HELL NAH

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

[jaunty path]

He's sick fucking xenophile that should be put on trial

[flat sandal]

FUCK XENOS

[twin flower]

Who said that?

[gloomy tartan]

Naw

Bro…

Mac do you find a tree hot?

🌳 🌲 🌴

[twin flower]

You could uhh.. say that.. I'm a freak for nature

I mean a freak of nature

[feral vessel]

MY SUPERVISOR TOLD ME TO SIT MY ASS DOWN AND WAIT FOR HIM BY THE BREAK ROOM

[gloomy tartan]

Shoot him

[flat sandal]

is that a test to see if hes an eldar?

[gloomy tartan]

He failed shoot him

Shoot him right in his roots

[flat sandal]

first day on the job or you are in trouble?

[feral vessel]

WHEN DID YOU FUCKERS START TALKING ABOUT AFFINI AGAIN

[misty trench]

idk there are some trees I see and I think

wood

[feral vessel]

first actual day

[twin flower]

Good one

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[flat sandal]

Gotcha. what job? if you dont mind me asking

[jaunty path]

I hate you

[gloomy tartan]

Why do some pieces of drift wood be curvy

Why the ocean do that

[flat sandal]

im thinking its warped under the sun

[feral vessel]

logistics, third party warehouse

[flat sandal]

ooooo dayum dude nice.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s nice that the sand and water make glass smooth

[feral vessel]

i work for a global technological megacorp.

i love my employers i swear

[twin flower]

My first internship was at a government tech department

[flat sandal]

they make bricks smooth too

[twin flower]

Learned more there thna I did in my years of college

wtf were my professors doin

[lyric frigate]

i will be getting a job this summer

im so fucking scared

[feral vessel]

dogshit apparently

[gloomy tartan]

Just don’t shit

[twin flower]

Too real..

Internship was fun tho

[feral vessel]

being the youngest at a workplace feels so weird

[twin flower]

Learned how to do Backend development

[feral vessel]

also i need a fucking hair net cuz i have long hair

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[misty trench]

we were all the youngest in the workplace at some point

[feral vessel]

not long enough for a ponytail mind you

[lyric frigate]

i just hope im gonna be fucking

PAID

and not an intern slave

[gloomy tartan]

I hope that they pay you a billion pesos

[twin flower]

We should all be paid do to things we love yes

[flat sandal]

true true

[misty trench]

I agree but that means I still wouldn't get paid for moderating

[feral vessel]

isn't that like 10 dollars

[gloomy tartan]

Nahhhh

[twin flower]

No?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s more than 10 dollars

[feral vessel]

i was jokin..

[twin flower]

That'd be Yen

[lyric frigate]

I

[misty trench]

10 dollars is 458 turkish lira

[flat sandal]

anyway. it was fun but i really need go sleep its 2 40 am.

[lyric frigate]

I DONT WANT A JOB

[flat sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-goodbye-chat-gif-17988604282929457996

[lyric frigate]

I WANT TO BE AN UNEMPLOYED PERSON WITH LOTS OF DISPOSABLE INCOME WAAAAAAA

[gloomy tartan]

Mood

[twin flower]

Do it for Skitarii!

[twin flower]

MOOD

[gloomy tartan]

I miss being a travel agent

[twin flower]

RAAHH

[lethal solstice]

Where you working

[cerulean frost]

If I’m right and my father hasn’t been pulling my leg lately, a single American dollar is worth around 55-60 Philippine pesos.

[gloomy tartan]

Just getting paid to set up people vacations

That’s fun

[lyric frigate]

some kind of wire maintenance company, dunno the details yet

[gloomy tartan]

I was good at that shit too

[twin flower]

Im getting my diploma soon and will have to find work also

[misty trench]

me wanting to eat my bodyweight in chocolate every other day but still stay fit and healthy

[twin flower]

Sigh..

[lethal solstice]

Ooo
So like, telephone line work?

[lyric frigate]

yeah something about that i think?

[patent grove]

Joy

[lyric frigate]

idk

[lethal solstice]

Have fun with death voltages I guess

[lyric frigate]

yeah gg

[twin flower]

Oh gee oh golly

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[lethal solstice]

You probably won't be anywhere near those but still

[twin flower]

Here I go into the real world

[gloomy tartan]

Do squirrels still be chewing on wires?

[misty trench]

just don't get zapped, most companies are good about preventing that

[gloomy tartan]

Causing outages ?

[lethal solstice]

Always

[gloomy tartan]

I remember that was a big issue

[lethal solstice]

Rodents love to eat things

[patent grove]

It's dangerous to go alone, here's a sword

[gloomy tartan]

But bro

Sharks bite underwater wired too

So like

[lyric frigate]

strangely, i have never seen my cat chew on wires yet.

[gloomy tartan]

Sharks bite underwater wires squirrels bite power lines and cats bite headphone wires

Charge cable wires

[misty trench]

mine don't chew on wires at all but they do chew on string

[gloomy tartan]

Why did we as humans make wires that apparently feel amazing to chew for animals

What the fuck

[lyric frigate]

he sometimes yanks my mouse cable when sitting next to my computer

[gloomy tartan]

Why did we have the luck to make wires that are extra tasty to chew for animals

[twin flower]

I do the chewing

[gloomy tartan]

Why did we deserve this

[lyric frigate]

because his DUMB SHIT LITTLE BRAIN sees something MOVING IN FRONT OF HIM and he ABSOLUTELY HAS TO SCRATCH IT

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro SHARKS be biting underwater cables lmao

[errant comet]

everyone im playing with is level 30

i gotta grind

[gloomy tartan]

Even sharks like biting our cables bro

[lyric frigate]

what difficulty you on?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah grind the event

[errant comet]

heresy

[twin flower]

Need halp?

[patent grove]

Spicy Hay

[errant comet]

im half way to the next one

[lyric frigate]

oh yeah, the usual.

idk why so many level 30s play on heresy.