general-chat

[drowsy lynx]

Every third one will be named sans undertale

[hard crane]

every once in awhile theyll try and be different and put snas instead

[waxen sleet]

Imma name Skitarii Khepra, and my Servo Skull Reditus I think...

From Mechanicus 1 and 2

[gloomy tartan]

Name your skit Clanker and your servo skull MiniClanker

[modest flume]

Ratchet and Clank

[hard crane]

is this the dreaded "reddit" from where people get their slop information?

[gloomy tartan]

Or LilClanker

[waxen sleet]

No, its the name of the Servo Skull from Mechanicus 1 and 2

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Reditus

[gloomy tartan]

I bet JFK would be a servo skull

Wdy y’all think?

[waxen sleet]

It'd be only half a skull

[hard crane]

just combine it with some other dudes half skull and boom, full servoskull

[gloomy tartan]

They would replace his skull with metal

That’s a actual cosmetic lol

[waxen sleet]

Would it use parts of Lincoln's skull?

[gloomy tartan]

The one where side of your skull is replaced with metal

A intra cranial implant

They could just use that for the part where the headshot happened

Slap some metal on that

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Stick some wires around

That magic the clankers do

I mean look at the arbites dog

They have a cosmetic where it’s just a brain

The skulls not even there lmao

[waxen sleet]

I dunno if I appreciate Admech being called clanker... they abhor ai

[gloomy tartan]

Do they clank?

Ai is more akin to skynet

Clanker is more akin to Star Wars separatist battle droids

That make a mechanical clank when they walk

Ai doesn’t clank it’s not physical

Clankers are physical things that make a clanking when they fucking walk with their mechanical ass gyro having hydraulic ass mechanical self’s

All able to easily crush our bones with their hydraulic press ass fuckint stupid strong mechanical limbs

Clankers is derogatory to mechanical stuff skynet is talking shit about any artificial intelligence

[waxen sleet]

Ai is a filthy clanker: Data from Star Trek is a clanker, skynet and its terminators are a clankers, and the things from Detroit Become Human are clankers... wire backs pretending to be human. A clanker is a state of being, encompassing that which is artificial and unnatural.

[gloomy tartan]

Ai in a clanker is the actual worst

Don’t make skynet

Ai should be for enemy intelligence in video games

[patent grove]

Too late

[waxen sleet]

Transformers, whether they be Autobot or Decepticon, are NOT clankers... they were born of Primus not made.

[rapid meteor]

🥖 🥖 🥖

[twin flower]

I just realised that the dark rites event shares a bit of lore about the Admech in the Moebian domain

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[twin flower]

smol kriger

[crisp yoke]

What?

[waxen sleet]

@stuck crescent FOUND ONE

[gloomy tartan]

How smol are you

[crisp yoke]

🙁

[gloomy tartan]

Like 5’1?

[crisp yoke]

Smol

[twin flower]

Sorry, I saw smol

[gloomy tartan]

like a tunnel rat

4’2

[crisp yoke]

No

[twin flower]

Around Shovel level height I imagine

[crisp yoke]

It dosent really matter

[gloomy tartan]

1’3

[waxen sleet]

Ratling size? Space hobbitses

[gloomy tartan]

If you have a tiny krieg in darktide that’s funny

[patent grove]

is that terminator resistance game any good?

[gloomy tartan]

Go to YouTube

[twin flower]

Terminator you say?

[gloomy tartan]

Wait is that the one latest one they made?

[crisp yoke]

I only have one character and his name is tiny Kriegsman

[patent grove]

Yeh

[gloomy tartan]

I heard it was

[crisp yoke]

Anywyas how are you all?

[waxen sleet]

Kataphracti is better

[gloomy tartan]

Good but late gsme is eh

A lot of Easter eggs

They show people being harvested to become terminator skins

[twin flower]

My man 🤝

[gloomy tartan]

And one of the resistance soldiers is the guy who was used for the t-1k

It’s his face

[patent grove]

That's cool

Horrific but cool

[twin flower]

Oh, like the Skynet Termies, I thought 40k Terminators

[gloomy tartan]

Gives the creepy implication that even during the war they capture humans to make new terminator disguises

Yeah he was one of the resistances like best of best soldiers

Scouts going under enemy lines

[mystic fossil]

who in 40k has the best planes

[gloomy tartan]

His gutty works are all ripped out

It’s horrific lmao

[twin flower]

Uhh

[patent grove]

That would make for a fun game too

[gloomy tartan]

Like we knew they harvested peoples flesh for the terminators

[crisp yoke]

Ew

[gloomy tartan]

It was brutal

[delicate vapor]

8am holy smokes

[gloomy tartan]

Just find him on a surgery table

[twin flower]

We've got Deathwing I guess, which is prolly the only one I know where you get to play as Terminators

[waxen sleet]

Nah, dnd does: it has the Feywild, Shadowfell, Far Realm....

[crisp yoke]

We get it

-# ew

[gloomy tartan]

lol well that what I mean

The gsme is fun

Cool Easter eggs

But terminators are easier to kill late game once you get skynet guns

Esrly gsme they are more tanky since you only have human weapons

That’s what I remember hearing about the gsme

Pretty fun not insane gsme of the year or anything but nice Easter eggs and lore stuff for the game

I believe you play as the guy and gal who die in the into of terminator 1

Intro*

[mystic fossil]

i'm gonna touch chris cuz of you

consentually

[crisp yoke]

What-

[gloomy tartan]

You remember terminator 1 how the girl gets blown up

[mystic fossil]

the cadian

[gloomy tartan]

And the guy driving the truck gets shot

[crisp yoke]

Ok I get it

[gloomy tartan]

You weren’t even the one who asked if the gsme was good lol

[patent grove]

Yeah, never got an xbox release :/

[crisp yoke]

I don’t feel good

[mystic fossil]

can that one temple of assassin that can change gender and appearance and all that, can they have kids?

[crisp yoke]

Wat?

[gloomy tartan]

Those assassins?

That can change how they look?

[mystic fossil]

the uhhhh idk

[twin flower]

Interesting

[gloomy tartan]

With the red ponytails?

[mystic fossil]

which clade they are

[twin flower]

Callidus assassins I think

[mystic fossil]

these yes

[gloomy tartan]

Red pony tail assassins

[mystic fossil]

can they?

[crisp yoke]

I don’t like those ones

[gloomy tartan]

Look like gimp suit women

[twin flower]

Who's askin

[crisp yoke]

They are mean

[mystic fossil]

me

[mystic fossil]

you like vindicare's

[gloomy tartan]

You wanna know if you can have kida with one why ?

[mystic fossil]

so do i

[twin flower]

I've never heard them being pregantes so idk

[crisp yoke]

Me bc now I’m curious

[crisp yoke]

Huh?

[gloomy tartan]

I would assume the whole body morphing would make that hard

[mystic fossil]

the sniper assassin's

[crisp yoke]

I remember I think there was a story of one eating a baby

[mystic fossil]

do you not know your assassins young krieger

[gloomy tartan]

I allways assumed any body morphing took a lot of calories of energy to do

[crisp yoke]

I don’t like any of them
They all make fun of my higet

[gloomy tartan]

Like speed force running

Any intense biological thing usually required a lot of energy

[twin flower]

I only know the one weird one where she was morhping into a tyranid hybrid, and an Inquisitor was being weird about it

[gloomy tartan]

I assume having a baby would starve it if you used all your energy on morphing into something

[crisp yoke]

I …. Don’t know that one and don’t wish to

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds like one of those cursed old weird books

[patent grove]

RE krieger?

[tight pine]

Blame it on warp nonsense
(It always works, totally)

[twin flower]

Lmao

[crisp yoke]

Huh?

[gloomy tartan]

The warp gave me purple eyes

[crisp yoke]

Why must you laugh at me

[twin flower]

is that the TF2 ping lmao

[gloomy tartan]

The warps purple starfish turned my eyes purple

[patent grove]

Oh that krieg

[crisp yoke]

What?

[twin flower]

hee hee haa haa?

[waxen sleet]

Lol

[crisp yoke]

:[

[twin flower]

It is a weird story lmao dont blame ya for it

[delicate vapor]

@twin flower

[twin flower]

Huh?!

[crisp yoke]

@twin flower

[delicate vapor]

I forgot

[twin flower]

[crisp yoke]

@delicate vapor

[tight pine]

Yes
||I have come with a thingy called a “Holy Mackerel”||

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[delicate vapor]

I had something to say but I got distracted

[twin flower]

me when i forgor

[patent grove]

I thought someone was talking about the assassin named krieger(sp?) from resident evil 4

[delicate vapor]

Oh yeah I have to bed soon holy shit I haven’t slept

[crisp yoke]

I can’t wait to get home T-T

[delicate vapor]

I’ve been up since.. 3pm

[crisp yoke]

Sleep is overrated

Just look at me

[delicate vapor]

It’s 8am

[tight pine]

How?

[crisp yoke]

Sure I feel like total shit and have bad mental health

[hidden whale]

but?

[crisp yoke]

But sleeep is like bad or smt idk the commissar will shoot me

[hidden whale]

O.o

[crisp yoke]

If I go against anything he says

[delicate vapor]

Yeah

Kill him

[crisp yoke]

Digging this tunnel for like ever now, would rather dig a trench

[delicate vapor]

[crisp yoke]

But that’s aginst the rules!

[waxen sleet]

Diggy diggy hole?

[delicate vapor]

No such thing as rules when you turn traitor

[crisp yoke]

And the sister of battle who called me a good boy would be sad

[south valve]

How do you feel?

[tight pine]

Rock solid!

[crisp yoke]

:|

[crisp yoke]

We’re rich

[south valve]

😭

It do be like dat

[delicate vapor]

Gotta drop off my little cousin to school then I can pass out

THEN

play warframe all day

💀

[crisp yoke]

No passing our

Out

Sleep is overrated

[mystic fossil]

keep elios talking, one day i'll catch him for the femboy ai that he is

[delicate vapor]

[crisp yoke]

As I’ve mentioned the befits of not sleeping before

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

You will complete your quest

[tight pine]

You can get corrupted by chaos by not sleeping btw

[south valve]

I'm starting to think there's some projection going on..

[timber elk]

Number 16 of me stepping into chat and seeing someone say some out of pocket shit

[crisp yoke]

I doubt

[delicate vapor]

[crisp yoke]

Besides I’m too ugly and anoyying for any chaos to want me

[twin flower]

Femboy you say?

[delicate vapor]

Ok now I gotta drop them off

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Hey People

[waxen sleet]

Typical Tuesday tbh

[acoustic pebble]

Shork here

[crisp yoke]

I’m sorry what?

[delicate vapor]

[mystic fossil]

sup jakka

[twin flower]

You heard me

[tight pine]

Holy Mackerel!

[south valve]

Hi!

[waxen sleet]

To shreds you say?

[crisp yoke]

Who’s the femboy?

[acoustic pebble]

I am quitting the Stimm market

[timber elk]

IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FEMBOY SHENANIGANS🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[south valve]

-# did you get those stimms, criminal?

[crisp yoke]

huh?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm now focused on murder for hire

[acoustic pebble]

I MADE them

[graceful hamlet]

Is it femboy time again in general chat?

[patent grove]

What is a femboy

[south valve]

How much?

[crisp yoke]

I’m so confused TwT

[hidden whale]

sseth here?

[crisp yoke]

Idk and I’m too scared to ask

[waxen sleet]

Be very afraid

[south valve]

💸

[acoustic pebble]

500 akkers per stimm pack

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a subclass

You can spec into it

[south valve]

...

[waxen sleet]

Usually a Skitarii one

[south valve]

TAKE MY MONEY

and don't talk about this

[gloomy tartan]

Everything is a subclass

[acoustic pebble]

Everyone already knows

[timber elk]

I AM THE HAMMER OF THE LEX🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

starts blasting shotgun in random directions

[crisp yoke]

Ok

[gloomy tartan]

We’re all subclasses of the fucking amphibian that left the water to walk on land

[patent grove]

Femboys = cyborgs?

[crisp yoke]

Is that true

[gloomy tartan]

Just read the word slowly

[twin flower]

Femboy cyborgs

[gloomy tartan]

You’ll figure it out

[waxen sleet]

That rat bastard

[acoustic pebble]

Can I use you to smack rotters then?

[crisp yoke]

My eyes hurt

[mystic fossil]

it's funny to me that when you reallly think about it the smartest in darktide is either the arbite who went through law school, the casrkin vet who was cadian spec ops, and the fucking stimm junky who makes the most potent and stabilized shit

[timber elk]

Yes :]

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s fun

[hidden whale]

feminine
boy

[patent grove]

We're all subclasses to the life bearing asteroid that crashed into earth

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know the that the way we revolve around the sun

[hidden whale]

no youre clearly a dumb fish

while I am a chad alien

[acoustic pebble]

Perfect!

[waxen sleet]

The scum bc they reinvented bleach and isopropyl and turned it into a grenade

[timber elk]

Let ‘er rip!

[patent grove]

This is what I was assuming but i didnt wanna be rude

[timber elk]

his head wool turns into sharp spikes

[lilac crag]

1:24am

can't sleep

[hidden whale]

did you try sleeping

[gloomy tartan]

The horse shoe crabs family tree has witnessed so much

And remained unchanged

[twin flower]

ye man just close your eyes

[lilac crag]

it resulted in a very forceful awakening

[gloomy tartan]

Horse shoe crabs witnessed the fall of rome bro

[crisp yoke]

Sleep is overrated

[hidden whale]

isnt that a star wars movie

:>

[crisp yoke]

Just look at me

[gloomy tartan]

Horse shoe crabs witnessed the entire evolution of human man kind from cavemen to humans

[delicate vapor]

[patent grove]

Close your eyes and count the sprouts

[fair bridge]

looking at your name. it's red

[lilac crag]

stabbing you

[waxen sleet]

Is that a Dragon Age Origins DLC?

[south valve]

1 🐑 2 🐑 3 🐑 4 🐑

[crisp yoke]

Srry let me show u the benefit

[hidden whale]

oww 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Horse shoe crabs were around for the fucking ICE AGE bro

[lilac crag]

stabbing you

[waxen sleet]

Thats alot of RAM

[crisp yoke]

@fair bridge the amazing benefits of not sleeping

[gloomy tartan]

HORSE SHOE CRABS SURVIVED THE ASTEROID THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS

[crisp yoke]

What do we think

[lilac crag]

why they mad

[patent grove]

Noobs, its star trek

[waxen sleet]

Yet are completely helpless if upside down

[gloomy tartan]

HORSESHOE CRABS WERE ALIVE WHEN THE FIRST FUCKING FISH CRAWLED ONTO LAND AND RUINED OUR FUTURE LIVES

[gloomy tartan]

No that’s why they have a tail to fip themself upright

[crisp yoke]

Cadian should I take a nap?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s literaly for fliping them over lmao that’s why they have the tail

[gloomy tartan]

You can sleep when your dead

[waxen sleet]

I thought it was for steering?

[crisp yoke]

Oh ok ….

[gloomy tartan]

Bro they crawl

They are bottom feeders

Steer what lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Go to sleep

[gloomy tartan]

It’s for fliping them over lol

[acoustic pebble]

Spite your foes

[tight pine]

No! It was for camping intel on 2fort of course

[crisp yoke]

But….Chris said no

[ripe river]

and now we have to pay taxes

[gloomy tartan]

HORSESHOE CRABS HAVE BEEN ALIVE SO LONG THEY WITNESSED THE FIRST TREE ON LAND

Guys guys you don’t get it

[tight pine]

They are edible?

[delicate vapor]

Food

[gloomy tartan]

You know how the earth orbits the sun? The sun also orbits the Milky Way galaxy . You following me so far ?

[waxen sleet]

All things are edible, some things can only be eaten once though

[ripe river]

WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE HAVE DROPPED THEIR INTELLIGENCE

[solid harbor]

The only reason people have fun in 2fort is because an engineer is camping intel so that the tryhard scout main can't cap 3 times in a row.

They're the ones holding the line so you can have an infinite round

[gloomy tartan]

It takes the sun about 225 million years to orbit the entire milky way galaxy okay?

[tight pine]

Yes!

[gloomy tartan]

Horse shoe crabs have been around for 450 million years therefore they have been alive so long that they orbited the entire Milky Way galaxy TWICE

[hidden whale]

dont forget the spy trying to sap said enginner

[acoustic pebble]

But I said

YES!!!

[hidden whale]

and the engineers cute little pocket pyro guarding the room

[gloomy tartan]

They have been alive so long the sun was able to orbit the entire Milky Way galaxy two times

Horse shoe crabs are so god damn old lol

[tight pine]

And demo pushes when the bits are done

[gloomy tartan]

Not us going around the sun

The sun was able to orbit the entire fucking galaxy twice lmao

[crisp yoke]

-# please don’t yell at me
-# Everything hurts and is blury TwT

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how long these fuckint crabs have existed

[acoustic pebble]

Then go to sleep. You must recharge!

[hidden whale]

go sleep

[gloomy tartan]

You sound like your dying

[crisp yoke]

Later after work or probally not

[acoustic pebble]

Yus!

[crisp yoke]

That’s like the number one objective for me as a Kriegsman

[crisp yoke]

Nu uh

[tight pine]

Ignore crisp, and eep… and then after eep, you feel better again!
-# breakfast recommended

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s crisp

[crisp yoke]

I don’t have time in morning for breakfasst

[gloomy tartan]

Did you nean crips?

[tight pine]

Then eat it quick!

[crisp yoke]

-_-

[ripe river]

i like to eat people's legs

[crisp yoke]

. . .

[delicate vapor]

[ripe river]

wat

[tight pine]

Next time, eat the enemies legs instead of ours!

[ripe river]

sorry got hungry really quickly

[tight pine]

Then keep some rations in ur pocket!

[crisp yoke]

What should I listen to when I take 8 hour nap tonight

[ripe river]

they are full of thumbs

[hidden whale]

silence

[tight pine]

The thumbs can keep da rations warm!

[crisp yoke]

I don’t like silence

Makes me feel alone and cold

[ripe river]

true, next time i'll do that

[crisp yoke]

Oh ya @gloomy tartan u wanted to know just how smol I was right?

[ripe river]

i collect human skin in a barrel full of chicken stock

delicious

[tight pine]

[trail bramble]

good for you pal

[crisp yoke]

Please don’t come near me

[ripe river]

mmmmhhh pocket size snack

nom nom

[crisp yoke]

:[

[fair bridge]

booooger

[crisp yoke]

Pls no come near

[crisp yoke]

Halp

[fair bridge]

ogryn named boooger

[ripe river]

BUGER

[fair bridge]

BUGER

[ripe river]

borgor

[fair bridge]

i change his name to borger

[ripe river]

can i make borgor out of smol krieger

[fair bridge]

yes yes

[crisp yoke]

Please no

[ripe river]

gud gud

nom nom

[crisp yoke]

Why :[

Am sad

[ripe river]

DELICIOUS

that's why

[mystic fossil]

mornin mallow and brutus

[ripe river]

morning

[patent grove]

gm

[ripe river]

we were discussing if it was proper to make borgor out of smol krieger

[patent grove]

Dimmu borgor plz

[ripe river]

i'm red now

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes you git gud other times gud gits you

[mystic fossil]

commie

[ripe river]

the krieger will fit nicely inside the meat grinder

[crisp yoke]

:[

[ripe river]

sorry

it's just how it is

if you ever feel safe

remember, i'm out there somewhere

hungry

[crisp yoke]

I am not kireg anymore

I am now nothing

[ripe river]

mmmmhhh

problematic

[mystic fossil]

be who you are

we can just ban brutus

[ripe river]

why what did i do

i'm just being me

joking about

[crisp yoke]

I don’t like who I am

[little marten]

Be Kreg

[hazy kestrel]

You murdered Caesar, for one.

[ripe river]

I DID NOT

[little marten]

Also good evening Darktide gamers

[south valve]

Hi!

[ripe river]

he's opened a pizzeria

[crisp yoke]

Why?

Already did

[little marten]

Why not

[crisp yoke]

Didn’t feel like I deserved it

[south valve]

Also evening? It's midnight 😭

[crisp yoke]

Think I’m gonna lay down soon

[little marten]

That’s true

[crisp yoke]

Gonna go do smt

[little marten]

Late night Darktide gamers

[south valve]

Nightowl gang

[ripe river]

me sorry if me was being rude

me was joke

[little marten]

You deserve whatever you deserve

Sadboi hours will NOT be tolerated

[twin flower]

Me when im sad

[crisp yoke]

Don’t worry about it

[delicate vapor]

8:49am…

[crisp yoke]

Then I won’t be here
So that I won’t be sad around u ^_^

[twin flower]

did u stay up the whole night

[delicate vapor]

I was up since 3pm

[little marten]

dont be sad

[twin flower]

the ghosty goos woke me up

insomniac gang ✊

[crisp yoke]

:p

[patent grove]

Is it ok to take a nap at 7pm

[crisp yoke]

I’ll be whatever my mind says

[delicate vapor]

Light sleep

[peak falcon]

Woah, queue?

[delicate vapor]

Ok bed time for me… wonder what dream I’ll get this time

[peak falcon]

Is there above 1k people playing?

[dire kayak]

ooouugghh

[dire kayak]

ill invade your dreams

[tight pine]

To maximize sleep effectiveness, you must:

1. sleep
2. Pray to the Omnissiah
3. Eat a sandvich
4. Sleep upside down
5. Plunge a toilet
6. Sleep

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[patent grove]

I could do that

[jaunty path]

I don't believe in gawd doh

[dire kayak]

doh

domer

homer drops his donut doh

[formal mortar]

Believing wasn't part of the instruction

[waxen sleet]

I plugged the toilet with a sandwich... i think I messed up

[modern elm]

Is there a way to go beyond the lowest setting darktide has??? I wanna play it on steam deck

[restive lava]

ty to the magnificent beasts who are farming the event

[slate skiff]

why does it feel like we've had the same 4 maps in havoc rotation for the past 2 months

[finite wedge]

when the heck is nurgle's might starting?

[twin flower]

Slopvoc

[restive lava]

may the Emperor's light shine down on you

[tight pine]

How about the Omnissiah’s light?

[formal mortar]

This game barely runs on a steam deck

[little marten]

believe in me

[jaunty path]

noh

[gloomy tartan]

Ew

[little marten]

ok fair enough

[gloomy tartan]

A witch said they like me

They said that’s why they like me I’m terribly rude but I look out for everyone

[restive lava]

The Omnissiah is but the Emperor’s shadow, witch. His light needs no gears nor circuitry to shine!

[tight pine]

||[Beginning data circulation]||
Wrong terminology, I am no witch, that’s what you call psykers

[little marten]

the omnomissiah

[trail bramble]

But could the emperor beat my buddy Phil when he's all jacked up on spoiled milk and PCP? I think not

[tight pine]

The omnoiminosiassiah

[exotic vapor]

What are your opinions on dnd 5e

[grave plaza]

holy fuck, my laptop power cord is so hot now

[dire kayak]

hmmm

me rn

3am zoomies

[exotic vapor]

Intriguing bunch we got here

[mystic fossil]

DND MENTIONEDDD

what you playing rn

[dusty sable]

I heard DND mentioned

[mystic fossil]

we should start a campaign lmao

[exotic vapor]

What have I done

[dusty sable]

You’ve summoned the nerds

[exotic vapor]

Aigh I have

I am one too or I wouldn’t be here

[dusty sable]

True

Aren’t we all

[astral basin]

Greynames

[exotic vapor]

Racial term for new people?

Or something to that extent

[astral basin]

Essentially

Death to greynames

Etc etc

[exotic vapor]

You where once one of us too

[astral basin]

I dare not think of the past

My sins shall remain there

[exotic vapor]

You must consume do you not?

Do you hunger

[astral basin]

Im a skeleton. I dont hunger

I can starve

Which is the scary part ngl

[exotic vapor]

But you need to take your calories do you not?

[hidden whale]

new people are a race? O.o

[astral basin]

Yeah ive got a supplement tub jic i dont have money for the week

[graceful hamlet]

I hope everyone is excited for the influx of ps5 players next month

[exotic vapor]

No just a derogatory term of the like

Didn’t have the word at the moment

Frankly don’t care

I’ll feed into anyone’s delusions as long as it’s funny

[hidden whale]

i have a delusion

that I will one day find someone who loves and cares for me :3

[astral basin]

Indeed this server is very greycist

[dire kayak]

i have that delusion too

[hidden whale]

in order to feed that delusion I tend to go outside

[exotic vapor]

That’s not necessarily a delusion but wish for reality

[hidden whale]

and start loredumping 40k lore on unsuspecting victims

[exotic vapor]

But not wrong

[dire kayak]

i play games and make big eyes at people in hopes ill get someone

[true widget]

blblblblblblb

[gloomy tartan]

Grey names belong on the front lines

[rancid shore]

wdym by that

[ripe river]

fatshark can we please get an ogryn power maul skin in montar camo

but not chunky version powermaul

[astral basin]

Delusion is belief in something contrary to reality
Believing nobody finds you endearing is delusion
Reality is to adjust to yourself so that you arent in misery. Having an expectation is healthy, holding expectations wo management is folly

[gloomy tartan]

Bars

Damn sol with the fire

🔥

[dire kayak]

like this

[rancid shore]

but wdym "get someone"

[hidden whale]

woaw

[dire kayak]

ohhh

[gloomy tartan]

I assume with a net

[dire kayak]

get people to go to my basement

[rancid shore]

sus

[gloomy tartan]

With a net launcher ?

[dire kayak]

uehehehehe

[formal mortar]

Hate when my whole team decides to shit the bed nonstop and when I finally get caught by 1 special everyone dies

[ripe river]

roses are red, violets are b-TEAR THE KARKERS TO PIECES!

[hidden whale]

STICKY SURPRISE

[dire kayak]

im about to invent a move called the franklin

[rancid shore]

GIVE EM THE OL' KARSKIN DOUBLE TAP

[ripe river]

ah that sounded bad

[gloomy tartan]

You were the teams Dr strange

Once you fell they all fell

[formal mortar]

It was so dumb how much work I had to put in just do get the bridge lowered

[rapid meteor]

@rancid shore I have something that might make your stomach turn

[formal mortar]

And we died on an easy part of the map lmao

WIth a medicae right there

[rancid shore]

hm?

[dire kayak]

what are your favourite colour

[gloomy tartan]

They can’t hurt you anymore

It’s ok

[gloomy tartan]

Explosion

[astral basin]

“Russian woman kidnaps would be burglar and uses him as a ‘relief’ slave.”

[gloomy tartan]

What

[ripe river]

FATSHARK GIVE OGRYN MORE MONTAR CAMO STUFF PLEEEEEASE

[gloomy tartan]

Why are you bringing that back up ain’t that old news

[rancid shore]

what the

[rapid meteor]

May I dm you 😂

[dire kayak]

when i capture people in my basement i just put them in cages and release them at the tax collector

[rancid shore]

im scared but sure

[formal mortar]

I'm supposed to be the liability! Not the team!

That's why my psyker is named Poopdeck Liability

There is a reason for it!

[astral basin]

Very
Im just sayin. A lot of people dont take much
Sometimes all it takes is committing a crime 😭

Tho 9/10 jails arent cogender

[gloomy tartan]

Some people just want a excuse to legally attack folks

[south valve]

VILLAIN behaviour

Absolutely EVIL

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the truth sadly

[astral basin]

thats not what the burglar was being used for

[gloomy tartan]

It was a attack

[astral basin]

Still true tho

Yeah

[rancid shore]

man

[gloomy tartan]

On his junk

[rancid shore]

my head hurts

[formal mortar]

When I put people in a cage I sometimes put them in the peeler so then I can put cybernetic parts on them. I usually reserve this for the Holy Nation people though.

[astral basin]

It was yeah

[ripe river]

GET IN THERE! MAKE THEM SCREEEEEEAM!

[gloomy tartan]

Cages are bad mkay

Just like

Shoot them

[astral basin]

Mkay

[stray cloud]

1st I saw as I join. Lovely

[astral basin]

Shuck muh bawls Mr Garrison

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what would the fonz from happy days be in 40 k

Like would he be a space marine

[stray cloud]

Psyker since he’s my 1st

[gloomy tartan]

An inquisitor?

he’s clearly good with tech

Since he hits the stereo to fix it and it works

And he works on motorcycles

[astral basin]

Hes a greaser
Jaded guardsman

Lived too long, hangin in there

[gloomy tartan]

But everyone likes the fonz

Well almost everyone

[rapid meteor]

Anyways, who wants 42 pumps of French vanilla syrup in their coffee?

[astral basin]

Charisma main characters are rogue traders

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAH-

Wait a second....they're not krieg

[tight pine]

And inquisitors?

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie he would be like swagger lol

[dire kayak]

:3

[rapid meteor]

It seems I might've killed @rancid shore

[rancid shore]

not really

[astral basin]

Inquisitors are informational types
Law practitioners, detectives, spies
Gotta be good w paperwork

[rapid meteor]

Okay good you didn't die of second hand diabetes

[tight pine]

Oh yeah… also they gotta have elite drip as well
(Although GW isn’t making it that way)

[hidden whale]

yuck

I like the taste of coffee

not the taste of sugar with a hint of coffee

[rapid meteor]

😂

[astral basin]

Commissars exist, but they arent exactly known for their personality most of the time

Other than the hero of the imperium ofc

[rapid meteor]

Weird got a random friend request from this server

[astral basin]

Man just wanted a desk job

[rapid meteor]

Welp, it is 42 pumps. I would post the pic here but y'know, can't lol

[astral basin]

Doesnt happen often but
Yeah
Call em out

#zealot-class

Media dumping ground

[rapid meteor]

@tender fjord why you sending me random friend request? You my ex? I told you, you are too expensive!

[rapid meteor]

Have fun

[astral basin]

Lol

No image of the cup itself?

[rapid meteor]

Ba

Na

I have something else that's pretty curse

[inner nimbus]

I have a picture somewhere on my PC

it's like a inspection note/hand-off note from an army armorer about a gun that was given to them

where the muzzle of the gun was sawn off, the rifling removed, the gun itself was found caked in dirt

...and this gun was fired and saw active duty

[rapid meteor]

@astral basin well, have fun #zealot-class

[astral basin]

<@&735928989146939404> this person only has one prior history in the server, two month old account

[inner nimbus]

with these modifications present

[astral basin]

Oh hey nate

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[rapid meteor]

Sending cursed stuff in #zealot-class

[crisp yoke]

:p oki

[inner nimbus]

their favorite game is among us, looks like they were the imposter all along

wait hold up

splain dat

ah may

nvm I'm a dumb

[astral basin]

Oh march not may

[quick bloom]

Darktide players can't read example 4206967

[astral basin]

2/3 month old account

[inner nimbus]

darn, not first again

[astral basin]

Nate was simply confused by misinformation

Im the one that cant read apparently

I saw an M

And an A

And only 3 letters

[inner nimbus]

I face a difficult choice, gamers

need to play as a Jedi Knight in SWTOR on my road to get Legendary

dunno if to go for a male or female character

[formal mortar]

Good or evil?

[astral basin]

Halo 3 LASO

[inner nimbus]

on one hand, David Hayter
on the other, Kari Wahlgren

[formal mortar]

Oh wait you said jedi

[inner nimbus]

bit of both?

[formal mortar]

Just play a dude

Evil is more fun as a girl

[astral basin]

Yes but

[formal mortar]

Also is game 3rd person?

Or 1st person?

[astral basin]

Name 5 female jedi of relevance

[inner nimbus]

SWTOR? 3rd

[formal mortar]

Hmm

[inner nimbus]

Ahsoka Tano

[astral basin]

1

[inner nimbus]

Aayla Secura

Satele and Bastila Shan

[formal mortar]

You could play as Samuel L Jackson tho

[inner nimbus]

Shaak Ti

[formal mortar]

I'ma be honest

If I play good I play male

If I play evil I play female, typically

Dunno why I have always done this since I was a small child

[inner nimbus]

I don't usually consider which sex my character is

BUT one thing I do on a subconscious level

so much so I didn't realize I do it until friends pointed it out

I tend to play/prefer playing as characters who are black

[graceful hamlet]

Romances are a big part of these sorts of stories

[formal mortar]

Having a preference is perfectly fine

[graceful hamlet]

A shame the female romances are pretty mid a lot of the time in SWTOR

[inner nimbus]

I'm not saying it isn't, just was kind of funny that I had a preference but never even noticed it

like, I mained Demoman in TF 2

[formal mortar]

I've played the single player game but not the online one

[inner nimbus]

my fav L4D character is Louis

fav race for the longest time in Elder Scrolls were Redguards

[graceful hamlet]

It’s pretty much 8 single player stories

[astral basin]

Shaak ti and ahsoka are the only 2
And barris offees master but. I only know of 2 showings for her and dont remember her name

[graceful hamlet]

The expansion stuff is all the same story

[inner nimbus]

trust me, the story in SWTOR is pretty good, especially considering this is a free game

like this is BioWare when they were at their prime, free, preserved

and if you wanna get into the DLC, it's just one sub away from permanent access

[pseudo terrace]

Darktide is gonna be one of the ps plus games for June

[graceful hamlet]

They were too scared to have gay relationships tho until the expansion content

[pseudo terrace]

omegalul

[astral basin]

Thats 3 relevant fem jedi
Ventress was former sith, Offee turned traitor, and… fuck ig i gotta include rey…

[inner nimbus]

sadly true, but they did make up for it with Lana

[inner nimbus]

you don't have to it's fine

I am perfectly fine pretending the modern trilogy never happened

except for the vented lightsabers

that can stay

if I have like one critique of the new trilogy of SW

I at least wish we saw like actual acrobatic combat

Rey swings a lightsaber around like she's trying to strike a homerun half the time

[astral basin]

Only thing i like about modern trilogy is blue milk tbh

The planetary death star was cool but. Poorly explained and executed
All it did for the “lore” was provide a plot point

[inner nimbus]

like no joke

Sims 4's Star Wars DLC

has cooler looking fights than the new trilogy

https://tenor.com/view/duel-lightsaber-duel-star-wars-duel-fight-star-wars-gif-18394400

this outclasses everything in the new trilogy

[astral basin]

Too many main character close ups

It was a soap opera

[inner nimbus]

also I really wish the ending was different

[acoustic pebble]

The medieval Sims had better fights lol

[inner nimbus]

hell yeah Sims 3 Medieval is dope af

[graceful hamlet]

Making Finn comedic relief the whole time was certainly a choice

[acoustic pebble]

Rey getting shanked? Yeah, I wish too

[inner nimbus]

not just that like

[acoustic pebble]

A shame you can't raise a proper army and go to war

[graceful hamlet]

The final Skywalker

[inner nimbus]

imagine at the final climax of the movie, Rey actually dies and a more disillusioned Kylo Ren is unable to save her

[astral basin]

He was supposed to be a major character
They rewrote the plot early to focus more on rey

[inner nimbus]

she asks him to be the savior she can't be now, he's the Last Hope (har har)

[graceful hamlet]

Kinda crazy they managed to kill Star Wars

[inner nimbus]

and bam, we now have a villain who has done horrible things who is caught in a conflict of wanting to be good and atoning, fixing what he helped destroy, or choosing to walk away

[graceful hamlet]

We barely have any Star Wars games coming out because they fucked up the universe so horribly

[astral basin]

Lucasarts got the divorced dad treatment
Drained of money and living in a ratty trailer

We stan mando tho

[graceful hamlet]

Mando fell off

[astral basin]

F

[inner nimbus]

as I've said a few times, the mark of a true Star Wars fan is when you realize that the movies your favorite thing is based on kind of suck actually

[graceful hamlet]

Book of Boba Fett was undiluted garbage except for Boba getting cucked out of his own show by Mando stealing half the episodes

[brave slate]

It's mind boggling that they didn't sit the directors down together and force them to come up with a coherent plot for all 3 sequel movies instead of just tossing it back and forth like a hot potato

[inner nimbus]

they're not bad, mind

if there's one good thing to say about Lucas, it's that he was a visionary and he could keep a coherent plot together

the story of Anakin and his downfall and eventual redemption is and remains iconic (hell even Blizzard stole the whole story for Arthas)

[warm gyro]

i'm terrified

[astral basin]

I think it got tossed back and forth bc people kept getting asked to make too many changes to their narrative and didnt want to deal

[warm gyro]

swtor could have been big and great

[astral basin]

Nothing worse to an artist than a commissioner micro managing your process

[inner nimbus]

tbf, SWTOR came out like 15 years ago and it's still going strong
it's not as big and as bad as it maybe once was, and it certainly had a bunch of hiccups, but the fact it's still ongoing speaks for smth

[warm gyro]

i mean that it could be up there with ff14 and wow

[inner nimbus]

the only other game I can even think of that came around that time that's still around nowadays is Guild Wars 2

[warm gyro]

swtor has sooooo many issues

but it does have one big up side

[hidden whale]

wtf I thought it was hypothetical

[warm gyro]

which is the fact that subbing once gives you all the expansions

[inner nimbus]

true, FF 14 is like 13 years old

[hidden whale]

thats... thats WAY too much sugar

[warm gyro]

and then you go to preferred status

[hidden whale]

thats like half the cup is sugar

[trail bramble]

also warframe

[hidden whale]

disgusting

[rapid meteor]

Did you see the actual picture? 😂

[hidden whale]

where

[astral basin]

Blizzard is a corporate entity. Theyll push content no matter what simply bc its a recognizable entity
Funny considering the stories ive heard on how it started

[inner nimbus]

damn, yeah, it's hard to imagine how long Warframe's been around actually

shit, it was around back when TotalBiscuit was still alive

man, I miss him

[vapid juniper]

what would #general-chat desire out of a new enemy faction in darktide if it ever happened!

[rapid meteor]

Pinged you, also there's a video under it lol

[inner nimbus]

darktide players

idk prolly Orks would be cool?

[stuck crescent]

I like star wars...when its not star wars

Uh, hey chat

[vapid juniper]

that is.. fair enough I didn't exactly specify players

[inner nimbus]

I like the games of Star Wars

Kyle Katarn was my badass of choice growing up

[stuck crescent]

Jedi outcast is goated

[astral basin]

I like starwars when its a rule of cool warsim

[rapid meteor]

Was it fun? 😂

[inner nimbus]

I love SWTOR, I also bought the Jedi series, idk when, installed Fallen Order tonight, might stream it one day

Republic Commando was a lot of fun

ofc the Clone Wars, both 2D and 3D

[astral basin]

Clone wars 03

Grievous was LETHAL

[stuck crescent]

I just don't care about the jedi and sith, give me more tossers in space

[inner nimbus]

bro, Mace Windu disassembling a B2 Super Battle Droid

and then flinging its screws and parts at another B2 droid to shred it

is maybe the most badass thing that's happened within Star Wars, ever

[astral basin]

Him not even using the saber

[inner nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/mace-windu-mace-windu-clone-wars-clone-wars-gif-13232121

sorry, not just one B2 battle droid, like, a group of them

[astral basin]

Just straight punching them mfs

[inner nimbus]

like, SWTOR has mirror classes

cus obviously you can't have Jedi-like classes as a Sith faction

Sith have Sorcerers who cast lightning and stuff, Jedi have Sages who use Telekinesis

[warm gyro]

genestealers

[inner nimbus]

and this one scene in my mind will forever make Sages cooler

[astral basin]

I watched ts like 30 times bc i had an old disc set

[hidden whale]

nooo ;.;

[inner nimbus]

anyhow now the real choice

[rapid meteor]

Tis tea I guess lol

[hidden whale]

thats diabetus

[tight pine]

Is today yesterday?

[rapid meteor]

Lol yes

[hidden whale]

tomorrow

tomrrow

[astral basin]

How about the red arch trooper’s squad during their siege
And watching anakins escort get absolutely disappeared viciously

[inner nimbus]

which race do I go for my Bounty Hunter? I wanna replay that story, cus I kind of skipped through a lot of it, and now that I'm back in SWTOR, I do wanna give it another shot

[inner nimbus]

if we're talking Anakin, one of my fav moments from him was the 'surrender'

'I surrender, let me speak to your commander'
commander arrives, Anakin immediately throws his lightsaber at him

pretty sure that's a geneva convention violation but, oh well, they're not on Earth lmao

[astral basin]

Tryna remember that part
Im talking about the prelude to his and ventress’s fight that was nothing but emotional editing

[crisp yoke]

How are we all doing

[astral basin]

Stawrs

[crisp yoke]

Huh?

[inner nimbus]

https://youtu.be/gGFb37ZU9Ls?si=Cpr2Kn2fovzZsEFA&t=138

there was a 03 version as well but can't find it atm

at least not without atrocious edits

[astral basin]

Nate deciding on his STWOR run

[crisp yoke]

Ohhhh

[inner nimbus]

hm, a Rattataki Bounty Hunter would be cool

[shell goblet]

OH MY

i did not realize you could parry pogryn charge with dclaw

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all talking about Star Wars?

[inner nimbus]

reason number 127312 why dclaw is dope af

[jaunty path]

dclaw is pawesome

it needs a buff

[shell goblet]

im enlightened

[jaunty path]

immediately

[gloomy tartan]

Deathclaw like fallout?

[river elbow]

WITHOUT US THE REBEL ALLIANCE FALLS!

[gloomy tartan]

I like those things yeah

Star Wars republic commando was actually peak

Nothing ever topped this

[river elbow]

For real.

[gloomy tartan]

Bring back gritty Star Wars

The geonosians were nightmare fuel

They made simple B1 battle droids scary

Trandoshans were scary as fuck

[river elbow]

The Supers were genuinely terrifying.

[gloomy tartan]

Trandoshans Taking over that ship killing alll the clones inside

Remember that shit

[inner nimbus]

Republic Commando was straight up ahead of its time

[gloomy tartan]

They try to trap you guys

[river elbow]

Became a horror game real quick.

[gloomy tartan]

The factory was hell

[inner nimbus]

what blew my mind especially then was, if you died, you weren't forced to restart

you could still command your squad

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah like you could issue commands even when downed

[inner nimbus]

also the visor cleaning

[gloomy tartan]

YESSSS

The heads up display just was phenomenal

The melee being a punch with a blade was great too

[astral basin]

I forgot the 03 clone wars had wolf men

[gloomy tartan]

Wolfers group?

Wolf squad

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[gloomy tartan]

Dave baloney loves wolfs

So he made the wolf pack lol

I like the cliche of painting hot babes on the side of vehicles

Why did they stop that

[rapid meteor]

Haihai

[jaunty path]

I think im gonna work on not reading sentences over and over.

Might help me read faster.

[rapid meteor]

Or just take a gulp of sweet tea mixed with blue raspberry syrup

[hidden whale]

imma make some green tea with honey

:3

[rapid meteor]

Just some licorice inside

[hidden whale]

no wtf

why are you making such cursed things 😭

[jaunty path]

Hm

edible tn or no

think ive waited enough for my tolerance to go away some

[astral basin]

Faster reading is good
Comprehension is a skill that needs to be kept

[rapid meteor]

With some jam on the side

[jaunty path]

For sure.

You can read things quickly but comprehension is what matters

[rapid meteor]

But licorice is actually really good, just not how candies are made

[jaunty path]

my problem is I read sentences over and over again for way too long.

[rapid meteor]

Like if you can get sweeteners from licorice, it's like 70 times sweeter than sugar

[jaunty path]

worrying I didnt understand something and reading again just in case.

[rapid meteor]

Dw I'm just dyslexic

[rapid meteor]

Licorice

[jaunty path]

I think im gonna try white claw tonight.

[rapid meteor]

With some licorice inside? Maybe some jam on the side?

[jaunty path]

Buddy

[hidden whale]

why???

:<

[jaunty path]

I have Ice cream for my munchies

I'm fine enough lmfao.

and will have beer soon

[rapid meteor]

Wait have you seen the Nordic guy that makes the licorice and jam skit?

[rapid meteor]

Wish I could have munchies

[jaunty path]

edibles will help ya

[hidden whale]

I havent

is he putting it in tea? O.o

[rapid meteor]

I legally cannot have stuff that's federally illegal

https://youtube.com/shorts/pT1L3-H64_Y?si=WzDo-MbHX1rQvx1T

https://youtube.com/shorts/ykOzM3OM9No?si=PkpJcH7wtHzjSUJi

[jaunty path]

What state r u in

[rapid meteor]

This and this lol

[astral basin]

Im not your buddy, pal

[rapid meteor]

I'm in NC, there are places to get edibles

[jaunty path]

Weeds bein legalized everywhere..probably less in red states :/

[rapid meteor]

But I work for the government, soooo yeah

[hidden whale]

they banned smokable hemp/thc products in my state in march

[modest flume]

I'm not your pal, friend

[jaunty path]

I wonder why those states keep it illegal

so damn stupid lmao

[astral basin]

Im not your friend, buddy!

[rapid meteor]

My best friend lives in Washington state, I visited her like 2 years ago and it was interesting watching her high

[astral basin]

25 shots esspresso, 25 shots vanilla

[modest flume]

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[hidden whale]

25 shots?!

safe daily amount is like 5.5

[rapid meteor]

That's called a road trip across the continent

I should smoke a brisket... 🤔

Perhaps make a sweet potato pie too

Jalapeno poppers

Mashed potatoes

Mac and cheese

[astral basin]

Smoke a brisket? What papers you using?

[rapid meteor]

I will send all the tweakers to your gas station on your shift

[astral basin]

The Tops i sell wouldnt handle it

Please no

I get enough as is

[whole glade]

gup

[rapid meteor]

I'll even send Tyrone

[astral basin]

They let him out?

[rapid meteor]

Which one?

[astral basin]

Tyrone

Big bad tyrone

[astral basin]

Wassup koz

[shell creek]

Does repeatedly completing a havoc assignment count towards penances, or do I gotta wait till the next rotation?

[whole glade]

sm2

[astral basin]

Noice

Enjoying the new siege mods?

[dire kayak]

meow

[whole glade]

kill me.

[hidden whale]

later

:3

[hidden whale]

mrrow

[mystic fossil]

how's yo shift sol

[dire kayak]

i HATE superglue SO MUCH

[rapid meteor]

Oh yeah, he got out on good behavior after Tyrone tried to strangle the guard and he saved the guard

[rapid meteor]

Eat it?

[twin flower]

I sniff super glue

[mystic fossil]

did it fuck up a model

[astral basin]

How nice of tyrone to fix that guards neck problem

[dire kayak]

no but if i accidentally get any on my skin then it's all uncomfortable and painful to remove

[mystic fossil]

ruff

[dire kayak]

arf

[rapid meteor]

Yeah, but he got arrested last night for fighting his cousin Tyrone

[astral basin]

Not Ty fighting Rone 😭

[rapid meteor]

😂

[astral basin]

Fr tho most cousins i met that share a name end up going by their middle

[rapid meteor]

I think his Mexican cousin El Tyrone bailed him out not too long ago

[twin flower]

have you tried the acetone method of getting rid of em