general-chat

[midnight stream]

🙄 someone's fussy

[plucky rampart]

Relax offa that

You said there was none at all!

[fallen tree]

more for you i guess 🥴

[plucky rampart]

We both learned today

[fallen tree]

i didnt realise i came back at a shit time.. 😏

[plucky rampart]

Har har har

[midnight stream]

What's worse than Temu

[fallen tree]

idk if its worse, aliexpress?

[rare pulsar]

Kik

[midnight stream]

You're aliexpress ak now

[fallen tree]

DM, im about to rage

[midnight stream]

Do not dm me unless you are at least Temu level

[fallen tree]

no i mean

dungeon master

im about to rage

[plucky rampart]

DND player when they’re playing barbarian

[fallen tree]

• on attacks

[midnight stream]

Oh like a barbarian

[fallen tree]

[delicate vapor]

aliberber

[plucky rampart]

Damn

Thought I had a funny original there

[midnight stream]

Ye thats tough

[plucky rampart]

There is a button on my phone that I just pressed that instantly typed this -> “X3” out and i don’t know what I hit

[fallen tree]

its more rough than the trenches out here tonight

[midnight stream]

Where is here?

[fallen tree]

general chat

[plucky rampart]

I touched my screen once

[midnight stream]

It could be worse

[fallen tree]

yeah, we could have an auric complainer in here refusing to think they're the problem

[midnight stream]

Harlz????

[fallen tree]

blessed be this day

[plucky rampart]

Oh yeahhhhh rango

[plucky rampart]

Rango

[fallen tree]

hey, you two name dropped not me

[midnight stream]

Seems there's a few auric complainers

[fallen tree]

thats funny

[plucky rampart]

Am I not allowed to do that

[fallen tree]

no you are

[plucky rampart]

Whoopie!

[fallen tree]

i wasnt gonna say

it was just a meme

[midnight stream]

I didn't know Rango complained

[fallen tree]

they do, and a few hours ago too

[plucky rampart]

Whoopsies

I just like to be informational and helpful

[fallen tree]

but yeah, i mean if you feel wronged feel free to talk about it..

[rapid meteor]

Well, time to get traumatized at work

[midnight stream]

Did Rango wrong you rat king?

[plucky rampart]

No

I offered to help him run some missions

[plucky rampart]

Good luck tomato

[midnight stream]

Employed 🫵😂

[rapid meteor]

Absolutely

[fallen tree]

time to feed the cats and then dress up my digital cat in glam

[amber delta]

[visual vortex]

How do you complain about auric

[delicate vapor]

Au ic

Ur ic

Uric

[visual vortex]

🤔

[fallen tree]

ask them not me

[midnight stream]

Ye we even named them

[visual vortex]

Well what do you complain about in Auric?

[modest flume]

Uric acid

[visual vortex]

Damn fr?

[fallen tree]

ohh it was a whole thing today, teammates not doing enough, not taking responsibility themselves etc

[dire kayak]

[midnight stream]

Ye ak was dropping names left and right

[fallen tree]

you lie

slander

[visual vortex]

Frfr?

I just got up

[rancid shore]

brothers

RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD

[midnight stream]

What is recaf

[fallen tree]

Za you're going rogue

[midnight stream]

Like a trader?

[rancid shore]

coffee in 40k universe

[fallen tree]

mayhaps

[visual vortex]

A rogue... trader...

Even...

[rapid meteor]

Burger

[rancid shore]

RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD
MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE

FOR GOOPY (aka me

[modest flume]

Muggy from NV:

[rancid shore]

what

[midnight stream]

He's talking abt muggy from nv

[rancid shore]

who the fuck is muggy from nv

[modest flume]

Muggy is a robot dedicated to destroying mugs in the game Fallout New Vegas

[midnight stream]

Get a load of this guy

[rancid shore]

:C

[modest flume]

why he does it, well.. technically that's a spoiler?

[rancid shore]

im gonna get some recaf

[midnight stream]

Spoiler tag it

[modest flume]

Smh guy didn't new his vegas

[midnight stream]

Smh

[visual vortex]

Make sure to renew your Vegas subscriptions

[waxen sleet]

What if I don't want to?

[rapid meteor]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

[visual vortex]

That's fine

[waxen sleet]

Maybe I want to pirate Vegas?

[modest flume]

Even when it's new?

[rancid shore]

vegas

more like

new vegas

[rapid meteor]

😂

[modest flume]

GOTEEM

[rapid meteor]

Vegan

[rancid shore]

YEEE

[waxen sleet]

Egas.

[midnight stream]

I didn't know the recaff guy was so funny 😭

[livid glacier]

Anyone else's game keep disconnecting while playing with an error code 3013 ?

[delicate vapor]

now i gotta peel ALL THESE HERBS from this full bag ze mother tasked me with

[waxen sleet]

Reynauld! Hows Dismas?

[modest flume]

I had a friend who kept disconnecting with different error codes last night

[livid glacier]

I keep getting disconnected 2 to 3 times now all of sudden

[midnight stream]

Ive disconnected a few times but idk what the code was

[waxen sleet]

That's new, I've seen the 2013 and 2014 code... never 3013

[livid glacier]

today ?

[modest flume]

@blazing ibex as a matter of fact, every time you disconnected or were about to, the game hiccuped and my attacks didn't register

[midnight stream]

Ye

[lilac crag]

afternoon chat

[livid glacier]

Someone told me that there is a heatwave keep affecting fatsharks servers

not sure if that is true

[waxen sleet]

They are cooking the fish?

[visual vortex]

Server heatwave

[livid glacier]

But my game is acting up so weird today

[visual vortex]

Zoinks

[waxen sleet]

and serving it in waves?

[livid glacier]

Zoinking the fish

Now they became thinfish

AAAAAAAA

[waxen sleet]

Did they consent to the zoinking?

[modest flume]

We truly live in grimdark times

[visual vortex]

Grimfish

[livid glacier]

I'm zoinking it...i'm zoinking it real good

we must zoink

[waxen sleet]

Poor Vaporeon...

poor fish didn't deserve to get zoinked

[livid glacier]

Zoining it a must

[waxen sleet]

Did it jinky to the zoinking?

[livid glacier]

Jinking the zoinking

[rancid shore]

Ayo?

[livid glacier]

[rancid shore]

oh btw

[modest flume]

Go on

[livid glacier]

[rancid shore]

do not go on

[waxen sleet]

Well jeepers, it it jinkies'd to the zoinking

[livid glacier]

[amber delta]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

[visual vortex]

I remember thus

I do

[rancid shore]

guys, randoms on the internet even

how does one get a gf

[fallen tree]

yeah that vaporeon copypaste is something else

but there rly are ppl out there like that

[midnight stream]

Is this like Pokemon canon?

[rancid shore]

appears so

[midnight stream]

It wouldn't surprise me if it was

[bronze wren]

Ditto can literally shapeshift into anything

[visual vortex]

You dont

[fallen tree]

yeah pokemon is cursed

[waxen sleet]

By learning to jinky their zoinks until they jeepers

[midnight stream]

You need to become a professional looksmaxxer

[visual vortex]

And scam young impressionable indian boys

[fallen tree]

what is it, slight hammer hits to your jaw to microfracture it so you get a better jawline?

[waxen sleet]

Eat hot chip and lie.

[rancid shore]

makes sense

[visual vortex]

Make a funny tongue that turns you into a bicycle seat

[rancid shore]

what the fuck is that

[visual vortex]

Scammers

[midnight stream]

And across your brow and cheekbones if need be

And don't forget to do meth so you can get hollow cheeks

[midnight stream]

The way to get a gf

[fallen tree]

what a truly incredible time we live in

[visual vortex]

😌

[fallen tree]

i am not really aware of all the goings, but clav being mogged by his own judge was funny

[visual vortex]

Who's clav

Clavicle

[midnight stream]

That guy destroyed him 😭

[fallen tree]

clavicular

[amber delta]

clavicular actually proved that looksmaxxing works

[midnight stream]

Clav is a closeted homosexual that uses looksmaxxing as an excuse to rate men's faces without being seen as weird

[visual vortex]

Bro

[fallen tree]

[visual vortex]

😭

[delicate vapor]

vhat to play..

[fallen tree]

factorio

[rancid shore]

and what does that mean

[midnight stream]

Come carry me in darktide 🥺

[amber delta]

why is it that whenever someone says 'closeted homosexual' it sounds like a slur

[midnight stream]

Do meth and hit yourself with a hammer

[midnight stream]

Idk

It's the most accurate description tho

[rancid shore]

oh ok

ez

[midnight stream]

Fr

[midnight stream]

Valid

[fiery wave]

Funny enough, Aliexpress is just like luck based. You can actually buy decent things there.

[midnight stream]

Wow ak you actually got promoted

SURPRISE

[fallen tree]

i heard something like that, wasnt sure where. the bad luck based things i hear is usually very mini versions of the item in the photo

its kinda funny ngl

[modest flume]

Ak deserves it

[midnight stream]

The promotion?

[fallen tree]

what promotion

[midnight stream]

From Temu to aliexpress

[modest flume]

Congrats Ak, I always knew you could do it

[fallen tree]

someone give me the lore i gotta update the wiki

[midnight stream]

On your promotion?

You got a wiki of yourself?

[arctic escarp]

pronouns

[pseudo terrace]

wtf is aliexpress

[modest flume]

ahem You're doing the best you can, and I'm sure the Emperor is dead proud. And your mam, wherever she is.

[dire kayak]

chaaaatt

[fallen tree]

several

[dire kayak]

i have awoken

[fallen tree]

goog morn

[midnight stream]

You have such a way with words 😢

[modest flume]

aaaayeayeaye

AZTEC DUBSTEP

[fallen tree]

wamuu!

[modest flume]

Only the best for Ak

[pseudo terrace]

aztec deathwhistle hardstep remix

[fiery wave]

There are legit sellers and scammers. Is like Amazon in a way.

[rancid shore]

AWAKEN MY MEMESTERS

[fallen tree]

might try it as a side venture , pocket change for darktide skins

[fiery wave]

Dropshipping?

[midnight stream]

I think he meant scamming people with little photos

[fallen tree]

scamming, now it seems too invovled

[rancid shore]

damn

[fallen tree]

if i were to sell anything, i always wanted to sculpt my own cat garden decorations

cool stylised cat

[midnight stream]

That is an odd dream

[fallen tree]

and you could create dips in it where you could plant easy plants and make it look nice

[midnight stream]

Do you already do sculpting?

Or pottery ig

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

no i wish that would be so cool, i just draw, but i had designs so

i wasnt sure how id build it 3d tbh, that would have been part of the process

something preferably not 3d printed but if its just for me, well then

[midnight stream]

Could always take classes for it

Learn how to sculpt

[fallen tree]

true

[midnight stream]

Idk how good it'd be as a full time job

But as a hobby it'd be pretty cool

[fallen tree]

oh not at all itd just be a side project fr

[fiery wave]

Not much. Lil sis knits but ppl won't pay like $80 for a bag or sweater.

[fallen tree]

i also had a fountain idea but that'd take even more work

[midnight stream]

Let's just stick with the cats for now Michelangelo

[fallen tree]

that also involved cats but you're right

[fiery wave]

$15-$20 barely pays for the wool and such.

[midnight stream]

Oof

[fiery wave]

She did make me some cat butt coasters though.

[midnight stream]

Lol

[timber elk]

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAID DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-

Oh hey Elios.

Karien.

You’re being weird again.

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

I’ll just stare back

[midnight stream]

You got a thing against coasters lamb?

[timber elk]

Coasters? Like roller coasters?

[midnight stream]

Cat butt roller coasters would go pretty hard

But no

Drink coasters

[fallen tree]

[midnight stream]

Do not sculpt cat butt coasters

[fallen tree]

im just adding it to the wiki dw

[timber elk]

Isn’t that something you put your moonshine on?

[midnight stream]

Ye exactly

[fiery wave]

Cat butt pots work. Just make it hang a little off the shelf.

[timber elk]

Well I like having a nice desk…so no im not against them.

[fiery wave]

But will require a counterweight on the other end.

[midnight stream]

Giving away this information for free is crazy karien

[timber elk]

Especially sometimes I like having red meat and whiskey

[midnight stream]

What like meat in the whiskey?

[fiery wave]

People never paid me for ideas anyway.

After all, everyone has them.

[timber elk]

No silly. One in a drinking glass and the other a plate of steak

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

Gotta have some sort change after a while of eating nothing but Taco Bell and jelly beans :]

I see bushman approves :]

[midnight stream]

Unrelated to cat butts but is the power sword charge only good for 1 swing??

[timber elk]

The older model?

[modest flume]

I do

[timber elk]

Why do you approve my fellow man? :]

[modest flume]

Red meat and whiskey paired together is very nice

[fiery wave]

Get power cycler.

It's a forced blessing.

Sunder as second.

[midnight stream]

Ye I'm going to but my vet is low level so I don't wanna invest into any weapons rn

[dire kayak]

i can pay you skittles

[modest flume]

It's also the only thing to make PSword work

It's extremely strong and the only thing it needs is just that, Power Cycler

[timber elk]

It’s only whenever I’m really stressed out though. So I only make it a special occasion

[fiery wave]

Kinder Bueno from Italy or bust.

[midnight stream]

Ye I guessed that, was wondering why I was doing nothing and it's cuz it's only powered for 1 swing 🫩

[dire kayak]

found my first gamebreaking bug in mechanicus 2

it wont let me load a traitor skitarii mission

[midnight stream]

Btw will the majority of crit come from my characters talents?

[modest flume]

Understandable

The best way to decompress is to treat yourself tbh

[dire kayak]

luckily i saved before starting it

[modest flume]

Yes, some weapons have more base crit chance (like 7% instead of 5%), but it's juiced by your talents and sometimes blessings

[fiery wave]

Unless the weapon has very specific blessings, yes.

Like Surgical.

[midnight stream]

What are some good talents for crit on vet? I'm trying to get enough to proc shock trooper consistently

[modest flume]

Desperado

[fiery wave]

Reprocity

[modest flume]

Ah that's it

[fiery wave]

Just dodge more.

[modest flume]

I named it wrong

Desperado is the melee one

[delicate vapor]

Desperado spider

[fiery wave]

Repro works for both.

I know cos knoife vet.

[timber elk]

But like I said I prefer moonshi-

sneezes so hard it blows the table and the lamb away making him bounce around like a pin ball

[modest flume]

Chances are you're using crits blessings for your lasweapons too

That'll stack together

[timber elk]

is on the floor

[fiery wave]

You take it on recon. You no friend anymore.

[midnight stream]

What's a good keystone for a lasgun vet? I'm not sure marksmans is a good idea because most of the time they die to burn

[modest flume]

Well good thing I don't use it, aye?

[midnight stream]

Recon lasgun*

[modest flume]

FT and WS are both good

It's up to play style at that point

[fiery wave]

Is why ppl run keystoneless.

[modest flume]

Or that, yeah

[midnight stream]

Oh

[modest flume]

Recon can go keystoneleas

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

The O-O-OG veteran set up

Keystoneless

[fiery wave]

Or FT to buff boss damage.

Everything else is sketch.

[timber elk]

Also bushman you didn’t react to my funny sneeze :[

[modest flume]

Back in my day, we didn't have no fancy shmancy subnodes for keystones

[modest flume]

Oh sorry bud lemme fix that

[lilac crag]

WS

[timber elk]

Okay :]

[lilac crag]

shoot faster

[lilac crag]

chained crits

more burn

and u only need 3 melee kills to do so

[timber elk]

Okay that got a small chuckle. Was not expecting pizza tower

[modest flume]

I will say the damage node for FT is juicy

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Why keystoneless or FT.

[modest flume]

Not by a crazy amount, but noticeable

[fiery wave]

MMF does basically nothing.

[modest flume]

What's it called? Redirect Fire?

[timber elk]

me the humble bolter gun guardsman

[lilac crag]

yeh

[fiery wave]

WS is sketch but might help with melee side.

[midnight stream]

Ye

[modest flume]

I can't remember anything when I'm not staring at it

[lilac crag]

tho you should take the other node too

increasing stacks

which is why imo FT is worse than WS

ws is flexible and buffs your recon in the best way possible

shoot faster, fish more crits, burn harder

[modest flume]

Ehhh the buff to stacks makes it much better IMO

[midnight stream]

2.5% damage for each stack that was on the focus target

[timber elk]

Initials are hard to read :[

What is FT

What is MMF

[fiery wave]

Why stonks for bossing.

[midnight stream]

Fat toes

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! explodes

[modest flume]

Focus Target
Marksman's Focus
Weapons Specialist

[midnight stream]

My malicious finger

[livid glacier]

Ogryn toes

[timber elk]

violently explodes again

[lilac crag]

max stack was 8 right?

[livid glacier]

Is the size of human head

[midnight stream]

🤤

[livid glacier]

[lilac crag]

with nodes?

[midnight stream]

6 with the perk

[delicate vapor]

toonk

[modest flume]

Used to be 5 > 8 iirc?

Now it's 4 to 6 with the node?

[timber elk]

Okay thank you :] I’ve been playing zealot, ganger and arbites for so long I forgot the initials.

Oh and Orgyn too

[midnight stream]

Yeh U right

[midnight stream]

Finna go back to arbites

That character is so good

[lilac crag]

max damage buff u will get is 15%

thats less than what u would get with WS and burn stacks

[timber elk]

I like the class because it has a good amount of melee damage and tankiness

[lilac crag]

• u save node points

[timber elk]

Enough for my brawler playstyle

[modest flume]

But it's also team wide

[midnight stream]

The stagger is sensational too

[modest flume]

And you're combining that with marking targets

[lilac crag]

ofc, FT is a great team player node

but i wouldnt say its what should be used for recon

[timber elk]

Super cathartic when you punt a crusher and 9 maulers on their asses

[midnight stream]

Apparently the shock maul is good on him but I've never tried it

[timber elk]

MOVE!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[timber elk]

So is the crusher :]

[midnight stream]

It's like I can still hear his voice

[modest flume]

All good, I play all classes more or less equally and I can't remember anything if I'm not looking at it

Just "oh yeah the node that does the thing, that's good"

[midnight stream]

That gravelly smoker voice

[lilac crag]

FT with RF and the extra stacks works the nicest when uve got an ogryn with bullet overdrive and the stacking damage node too

[timber elk]

I MOVE!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️🔥🔥❗️❗️

CLEARING THE WAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️

[lilac crag]

feedback loop of constant damage buffing

VERY fun if ur in a gun team

[timber elk]

FALL!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️

SUBMIT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️🔥🔥

[modest flume]

BACK OFF!

[midnight stream]

Now do voice of command voicelines

[modest flume]

CLOSE, KILL, AND DO IT AGAIN

[lilac crag]

SSS..SCATTER!

[timber elk]

NO SURRENDER🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

TIME TO EARN OUR PAY🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[modest flume]

dRRRROP!

[lilac crag]

TEAR THE KARKERS TO PIECES

[timber elk]

PUT THE KARKING BOOT IN🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[modest flume]

IF YOU CAN BREATHE, YOU CAN KILL

[ebon moth]

Why the fuck is expeditions impossible

[timber elk]

STAND UP AND FIGHT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️

[ebon moth]

play gamemode

queue up with scummer

[rancid shore]

CLOSE, KILL AND DO IT AGAIN

[modest flume]

FOR.. CREED!

[ebon moth]

He goes for one last location with one minute on the clock

I go to extract

[timber elk]

Someone already said that ._.

[rancid shore]

FAAAAAAH

[midnight stream]

If you put a hashtag and then a space it should make your text big

[ebon moth]

he gets hit by a fucking TRAPPER and we both lose

[rancid shore]

HEAR THE WILL OF THE LEX

[rancid shore]

?

[timber elk]

;0

[ebon moth]

SMITE THE HERETIC

[lilac crag]

QUAIL, HERETIC!

[midnight stream]

Sensational

[dire kayak]

-# meow :3

[timber elk]

MOVE

[ebon moth]

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[modest flume]

(Not you, Lamb )

[rancid shore]

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[timber elk]

:0

[rancid shore]

FUCK

[timber elk]

Oh my good

[modest flume]

PERISH YE!

[timber elk]

ZA you just doomed the server

[dire kayak]

i think theres a cat in our midst

[rancid shore]

GLORPSHIT

[ebon moth]

RECIEVE THE EMPEROR'S MERCY

[midnight stream]

You're welcome lamb

[timber elk]

NO MERCY FOR THE BLOCK FODDER🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[ebon moth]

I AM THE LEX

HEAR THIS, BLOCK FODDER

[fallen tree]

[ebon moth]

RECOUNT MY JUDGEMENT

[modest flume]

Atp I play Darktide for the VA

[timber elk]

You just turned me from anakin skywalker to darth Vader

[wise depot]

100 charging mutants ain’t fun yall

[ebon moth]

RUHHHHHH

[wise depot]

Can’t dodge for shit

[modest flume]

RAAAAAAAAGH

[timber elk]

FIGHT BACK, I DARE YA🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[wise depot]

NO

[ebon moth]

SOMETHING NEW FOR THE COLLECTION

[midnight stream]

[wise depot]

NO MORE SCREAMS

[ebon moth]

MORTASH FARR NURGGGLE

[midnight stream]

Call me palpatine

[rancid shore]

OH I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW, OPEN FIRE

[ebon moth]

SOMEONE CALL FOR A BOOM??

FIRE, DEATH, RENEWAL, FIRE, DEATH, RENEWAL

[south valve]

Adamant! Unyielding! UNSTOPPABBLLEEEE!!!

[molten matrix]

THERES NO FLAVA

WITHOUT SPORT

[south valve]

WITHOUT SPORT

[ebon moth]

WIFOUT SPORK

[midnight stream]

Put hashtag and then a space to make your text big

[rancid shore]

HAHA LIKE FISH IN A RIPPY BARREL

[south valve]

-# no

[ebon moth]

I'VE GOT PLENTY FOR EVERYONE

[midnight stream]

Coward

[ebon moth]

LET ME SEE THEM SPLEENS

[midnight stream]

How do you do the little one tho

[ebon moth]

I'M A GIVER, YOU LOT LOOK LIKE TAKERS

[rancid shore]

GO ON ROTTERS, DRAW

[timber elk]

LET ME SEE THOSE SPLEENS🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[ebon moth]

Okay I'm going in for another expedition

[red viper]

Hey soo I was wondering what fatsharks policy on adding new weapons to DLC characters is? Like is it just off the table or nah

[midnight stream]

-# nvm

[ebon moth]

Please PLEASE for the love of GOD PRAY THAT WE WIN

[delicate vapor]

[ebon moth]

WE'VE LOST FOUR IN A ROW

[midnight stream]

-# I figured it out

[vague arrow]

COWER, BEG, SCREAM!

[red viper]

Because i feel like theres no way to do this and make everyone happy

[south valve]

-# tiny ✨

[midnight stream]

-# ✨petite✨

[mystic shoal]

YOU CAN RUN, PLEASE DO! IT MAKES IT FUN! 😈

[cosmic burrow]

THE GIRTH

[south valve]

OI, ROTTERS, COME AND GET IT!

[ebon moth]

QUAIL, BLOCK FODDER

[timber elk]

I feel like hive scum (other than the lady) doesn’t have impactful voice lines

[midnight stream]

Wdym

[fiery wave]

GW model releases, seems like lul.

[midnight stream]

Like after the DLC has released?

[mystic shoal]

👈 🐕 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[ebon moth]

I'm just going to guess here

[dire kayak]

-# mrrow :3

[ebon moth]

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MOTIVE FORCE

[timber elk]

Oooo

I like that one

[south valve]

Banshee scream We're gonna have such fun!!

[rancid shore]

MANDATED EDICT, MAULING

[ebon moth]

MANDATED EDICT, FULMINATION

[south valve]

Meow

[mystic shoal]

inhale

[timber elk]

Uh oh

[mystic shoal]

CLOSE! KILL! AND DO IT AGAIN!

[timber elk]

[ebon moth]

WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN

[south valve]

I love, love, LOVE blowing them up!

[mystic shoal]

FOOOR CREEEEEEED!

[lilac crag]

hey u lose the game if u repeat already spoken lines

[elder merlin]

[ebon moth]

Uhh

[twin dirge]

What's a mind goblin

[mystic shoal]

[ebon moth]

im just going to be real expeditions feel like pulling teeth

[south valve]

Person below me is a goblin

[ebon moth]

What is the endgame (I know)

[dire kayak]

put ya karkin boot in!!

[south valve]

We are so very good!

[midnight stream]

I was going to try them, are they not that good?

[ebon moth]

SO MANY VOICES

[south valve]

Shouldn't have made me ANGRY!

[ebon moth]

it depends on if you have a team you play with or not

If you do it with randos, it's horrible since the one person you get queued with has no clue what to do

Which is > go to auspex > select location > raid it > leave

[rancid shore]

Give 'em the ol' kasrkin double tap!

[ebon moth]

i lost my last mission because bro got greedy. Also move to extraction at 1 minute

[hazy kestrel]

As someone who has completed all its penances, I do not recommend it.

[ebon moth]

He was 1 minute late and we got radded out

[midnight stream]

Oof

[fiery wave]

Fatshark tripled the already ridiculous spawnrates so is a nightmare to solo.

[ebon moth]

900 ragers and crushers

[hazy kestrel]

I’mma be real with you pals, just play it on malice, the rewards still don’t scale with difficulty

[fiery wave]

Why solo? Dead mode.

[ebon moth]

The tornados are cringe

[fiery wave]

So dead, Fatshark forces you to public because private locks picking missions.

[ebon moth]

Also the matchmaking for Deadside is horrific.

It's the only part of Darktide I lag or skip on

[hazy kestrel]

There’s only 400 salvage per zone, and you can easily get all the tech remnants just by ignoring the objectives and picking up the ones scattered around the map during your salvage grind.

[dire kayak]

i think rho is my favourite leader

i love how he plays

[red viper]

Like are arby and hivescum just DONE now or is there potential for them to get new stuff in future?

[fiery wave]

Is why I bring my 1 node stimm supply ganger.

[ebon moth]

also I think I clear out the zones but the objective 1/3 counter doesn't go up

[midnight stream]

I don't think they've added any new weapons to em since they dropped

[dire kayak]

empowered actuators >>>>>>>>>>> cry of pure code

who needs defended when you can do 9 damage in one melee strike

[midnight stream]

Maybe once they finish adding all the DLC classes they want? But that's pure speculation

[rancid shore]

sup freaks

[midnight stream]

Wdym sup, you were just here

[rancid shore]

what are y'all doing

[rancid shore]

I meant what's up

[rancid shore]

I was never here

wdym

[midnight stream]

Mb the hammer and meth must be getting to me

[rancid shore]

maybe

[midnight stream]

I was wonder whether or not I should run boltor on arbites

Was going to the use castrator stance for the bullet refund

[fiery wave]

You can, but I will slap you with 4 kraks if you cry about no ammo.

[midnight stream]

You SHOULD be giving me ammo with your team perk

[fiery wave]

The avg arby doesn't stick to a vet anyway.

[mystic shoal]

Bring a shock maul or crusher with castrator stance. Even with the Mk 8 shotgun you'll be a black hole for ammo unless you luck out with a melee ogryn and two staff psyker teammates.

[midnight stream]

Don't need a vet when Princess does your job better anyway

[fiery wave]

They just run off and then go down.

Then expect me to solo the mess they pull while complaining about me using controller.

[midnight stream]

Does the arbites maul work too?

I like it a lot

[mystic shoal]

I say this as a level 400 Arbitrator:

Stick with your damn teammates.

You aren't as invincible as you think.

[midnight stream]

People acting like controller is that big a deal 🫩

[mystic shoal]

Yeah, that's the one I meant. Arbmaul.

Arbmaul is super strong.

[midnight stream]

Ah ok, ik people like the shock maul a lot on him too

[fiery wave]

Is truth, been mocked for it even when I'm not the one dead or on the floor.

[mystic shoal]

Haven't tried it myself but gotta see what people are doing for it.

[short geyser]

Are there many classes that shouldn’t though?

[short geyser]

Yeah controller really isn’t bad

[midnight stream]

They like it because (iirc) it's got the highest stagger value for a human weapon

[mystic shoal]

Tell that to my Lexmates who still divebomb into the death hallway on coolant control while the rest of us are on the upper floor.

[fiery wave]

Just not good for long range aiming imo.

[midnight stream]

And arbites has the stagger damage perks

And also it's special is great

[fiery wave]

Hard to shoot 1 pixel in the distance.

Bonus, 1920x1080.

[delicate vapor]

vhaow

[dire kayak]

i cant wait to use the arc maul

[short geyser]

I’m usually decent with long range

[fiery wave]

Actually 1 pixel on long range expeditions.

[short geyser]

Ohh, expeditions

[midnight stream]

Its so good

Just heavy and then special the big guys

[mystic shoal]

I can never say I'm anything better than perfectly average on long range lasgun vets but holy shit.

[midnight stream]

It'll stun em with electricity

[mystic shoal]

The guys and gals who MAIN that build are unreal.

[fiery wave]

Yeah, stuck doing the dogdook balanced number grind for salvage.

[mystic shoal]

You got half a second when a special comes into view before a red laser zips past your head right between the special's eyes.

[short geyser]

I’m just never bothered to play expeditions
Is that a penance or smth?

[pure quail]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-gif-5744244850649843512

[fiery wave]

Yeah. 250k salvage total used when an avg no mod run is around 350 salvage.

[midnight stream]

What's the highest toughness a curio can give you?

[mystic shoal]

Just about!

[short geyser]

Oh damn

[short geyser]

I think 17%

[pure quail]

that's what I do as zealot, because the emperor protects

[mystic shoal]

Even better if they're Lone Wolf so they don't have Part of the Team.

[fiery wave]

You can cheat and get a radar mod to get like 800 a run.

[mystic shoal]

And by proxy, no Man and Cyber-Mastiff.

[pure quail]

need a modder that adds skaven to darktide

[fiery wave]

17%.

[mystic shoal]

I expect nothing less from a zealot (compliment)

[pure quail]

:D

[south valve]

The mythical (nonexistent?) 18%

[mystic shoal]

Run in, start the bloodbath, and we'll come in after.

[fiery wave]

<@&735928989146939404> This person is very sus.

[midnight stream]

What's the lowest toughness percent then?

[delicate vapor]

KILL

[south valve]

[pure quail]

my mate and I were playing alone one evening, she died and left me with a massive horde of ragers and other rnadom crap. I started yelling 'the emperor protects', and that was the day I got preternatural dodge

I made it out of the horde too only to get sniped before I could rez my friend

[little marten]

PLEASE REMOVE PSYKERS

[mystic shoal]

Sniper moment

[ocean siren]

I hate snipers

[south valve]

15% I think

[pure quail]

hey hey hey, give them time to create my space skaven first

[pure quail]

mood

[mystic shoal]

Snipers have this weird thing where they spawn ONLY after every other enemy is dead and you're mid-revive.

[midnight stream]

I got a 14% one so ik you lying

[pure quail]

yes exactly

[south valve]

😨

My mythical (existent) 14%

[mystic shoal]

13% is lowest toughness curio btw

[south valve]

Oh damn

[dire kayak]

gotta defend a forge city

[mystic shoal]

13-17% for Toughness

[lilac crag]

arbys in the game have a very simple role and its baffling that many of them Do Not Get It

[south valve]

I'm just too cool to go that low ig 🙄

[dire kayak]

but i can take 2 kastelan robots again

[pure quail]

gotta forge a defence city

[dire kayak]

mwehehehehe

[south valve]

Stealth units

[lilac crag]

you stagger, you stun, you put things down on their ass, your whole purpose is to beat the brakes off of anything that steps close to your team and have the dog to get you specifically out of trouble

sure an ogryn has the same job

[dire kayak]

this is true theyre very sneaky

[pure quail]

in a fight, right? you mean in a fight?

[midnight stream]

[lilac crag]

but you specifically have buttons that say " no, you dont hit me "

[midnight stream]

I don't think I've gotten higher than 14%

[fiery wave]

AI image spess skaven?

[mystic shoal]

I specifically run crit headhunter arbitrator.

[south valve]

Are you new to the game, by chance?

[mystic shoal]

I put things on their ass by a swift head removal surgery via grapeshot.

[pure quail]

idk they said modder so I'm awaiting my space skaven

[lilac crag]

this works also

[lilac crag]

arby is already a severely selfish class

[upbeat prawn]

Do I need to do expeditions to complete the event missions?

[lilac crag]

the least you can do is be a team player

[midnight stream]

That's what the dog is for silly

[dire kayak]

[midnight stream]

Babysits my psykers

[upbeat prawn]

I'm pretty new so idk where to find Mechanicus thinhies

[lilac crag]

thats going TOO far

[lilac crag]

hi chuddy

[south valve]

Arby keeps the team safe through cc
Ogryn does it by killing them
That's how I see it

[mystic shoal]

Tbh I LOVE headhunter arb more than Forceful. I usually leave the game with more kills vs. Specials and Gunners than anyone except Headshot Vets and Electro Psykers.

[midnight stream]

Not like they're doing anything but blowing themselves up

[dire kayak]

noob here

[tawdry edge]

How we

[lilac crag]

thats all

[tawdry edge]

Gnoobs

[lilac crag]

DOGSHIT ask later

[ocean siren]

Im pretty sure the event is just in the regular mission board

[south valve]

Uncxiee

[mystic shoal]

Also holy shit Execution Order is my fucking BUBBLE WRAP IN THIS GAME

[mystic shoal]

Enemy become purple

I know where enemy is

G U N

[tawdry edge]

You might be older than me how am i unc

[mystic shoal]

Get six million buffs and keep the ball rolling

[midnight stream]

Is this the perk for castrator stance?

[south valve]

Unc

[upbeat prawn]

I'm supposed to recover stolen mechanis artifacts but I don't know what they are

[lilac crag]

keystone

left most keystone

[midnight stream]

Oh I see

[lilac crag]

ya

[dire kayak]

rho's fatass is stopping me from moving my kastelan robots to the frontline

[mystic shoal]

Basically yeah. The 75% dog buff on castrator's stacks with Exec Order.

(150% dog damage when dog attacks marked target)

[midnight stream]

I've mostly been using the rightmost keystone

Really like that one

[lilac crag]

forceful is my personal favorite

[ocean siren]

Okay so in the event missions there are these totems you destroy. Once you destroy them then you get access to the tech things

[lilac crag]

gives dr, and rewards me for beating screws loose out of people

[midnight stream]

It's very comfy

[upbeat prawn]

Ah gotcha, thank you so much

[midnight stream]

My dogs building stacks for me too

[mystic shoal]

It's actually kind of crazy how little respect some arbs have for the cyber mastiff turning into a Hand Cannon Zarona with infinite ammo.

[ocean siren]

Of course it was my pleasure

[mystic shoal]

If it's not an ogryn, it dies.

[south valve]

HS's role in the team is that they kill stuff

[lilac crag]

HS has no identity rn

[south valve]

Shrimple as

[ocean siren]

I thought HS was supposed to be like a glass cannon

[lilac crag]

its currently busy being the Death Blender while having a loose personality of using stims and toxin

[tawdry edge]

injects you with enough crack to kill 30000 whales

[lilac crag]

yeah they changed that

[mystic shoal]

Yeah it does that, but it basically feeds off everyone else's effort.

[lilac crag]

it no longer is glass

its just cannon of doom

[south valve]

By themself, I think they're a fun, customisable, fast class
but yeah, in a team, they're just like a weird combination of other classes

[mystic shoal]

Also Vulture's Mark is still just... bad.

[lilac crag]

WHAT THE FUCK

[mystic shoal]

Basically the melee capstone if you're full rampage, chem dependecny for basically everything else.

[midnight stream]

Someone is absolutely popping off in my lobby rn

He's absolutely styling on this vex dude

[south jetty]

As a scum I just move really fast and kill everything with a chance of being 1-shot by a sniper kick

[lilac crag]

hive scum geniunely feels best played in solo instances

[tawdry edge]

The true Hive scum identity!

[lilac crag]

where you bother no one

and no one bothers you

[tawdry edge]

CRACK COCAINE!!!

[south valve]

Absolutely

[lilac crag]

oomfie so factually right i had to post an agenda about her

ts is so tuff

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

Hive scum is like zealot if zealot was more fragile and ammo hungry

[tawdry edge]

Why are you agenda posting me
Cease

[lilac crag]

gotta let the people know. it doesnt matter whats right, only what i believe. and i believe ur right

[south valve]

They say they wanted to make HS 'hit and run', but they're really more just 'hit' 😭

[mystic shoal]

I like Scum on occasion but it NEEDS MORE TEAM PLAY

[fiery wave]

It was only good when you could just pew pew everything.

[south jetty]

Stim supplier isn't enough

[oblique briar]

Which class is best for fast pace action?

[lilac crag]

hits your skull wide open
oops
screws your ribcage out
oops
feeds you 500 toxin stacks
oops

[south valve]

Hivescum gayming

[lilac crag]

base game zealot

[south jetty]

Zealot or hive scum

[lilac crag]

DLC hive scum

[mystic shoal]

Like, if they wanna make it super aggro, make it debuff the shit out of every enemy it hits.

[lilac crag]

toxin shouldve been an unique brittleness

not just better bleed

[south valve]

Can't wait for Skitarii to be tanky, fast and have auto stuff

[mystic shoal]

Toxin build feels like the baseline, while Desperado was the alt playstyle.

[oblique briar]

Any recommendations for Hive Scum build that goes fast fast fast?

[lilac crag]

rampage, frenzy keystone

[mystic shoal]

But then last-minute it got changed to the gun focus.

[fiery wave]

No need to hack anymore, pay us $25 for it.

[lilac crag]

or desperado vultures mark

depends on your flavor

you want guns? desperado uzis

you want melee? shivs on rampage

[south jetty]

Shivs my beloved

[oblique briar]

I do like the guns. Sad they changed the pickpocket perk. Shivs on rampage sounds like a good way to go

[lilac crag]

i do crowbar on rampage because im in love with it

[south valve]

Give me bonesaw or give me death

[lilac crag]

i refuse to swap off crowbar

glued to my hands

[lilac crag]

have fun with it

[south jetty]

duct taped to your hands

[lilac crag]

its really strong and makes you tank damage

[lilac crag]

stabbed into my forearm bone so i just swing my whole arm at them

[oblique briar]

Rampage Frenzy shivs - I'll give it a whirl

[ocean siren]

I wanna dt but I don't know what to do in dt

[mystic shoal]

I know crowbar is considered the "bad" scum weapon but frankly I love scum's secret abduction feature with it.

You can pull Crushers and Bulwarks away from your team like a fuckin' trapper if she used a billhook instead.

[lilac crag]

that crusher was not swinging his overhead at me, for i simply yanked his head downwards

[south valve]

Nailed Jesus style

[mystic shoal]

Crushers are nice big cans of meat ready to be peeled open.

[lilac crag]

flip mine crowbar and have at thee you double metal wrapped overglorified tin can

[south valve]

I don't even really think it's bad, it's just bad compared to shivs and stuff (which are INSANE)

[mystic shoal]

Take Superiority and maul that shit.

[dire kayak]

successfully defended forge city

oh yeah

tertium aint got nothing on me

[lilac crag]

so when will we clean tertium

[mystic shoal]

Yeah tbh, feels like the difference between "strong" and "overpowered."

[dire kayak]

when they let me command the skitarii

[mystic shoal]

People sleep on Crowbar.

[south valve]

Yeah definitely

[lilac crag]

not allowed for nerds sorruy

youre forbidden...

[south valve]

Alexanerd

[lilac crag]

not fair

[delicate vapor]

alexnoob

[sleek harness]

So you all can't play skitarii?

[lilac crag]

no i can play it

[sleek harness]

Well

No

[fiery wave]

Spoiled meat, so yuck.

[sleek harness]

You fit in the criteria

Of not playing Skitarii

[rancid shore]

I ordered kebab

[lilac crag]

wrong

[rancid shore]

yipee

[lilac crag]

crowbar in your face skaven

[south jetty]

Crushers are clams waiting to have their shells ripped open

[sleek harness]

Physics doesn't work like that

[fiery wave]

Spoiled clams, yep.

[mystic shoal]

I like the crowbar almost exclusively because it remembered the Can Opener blessing exists.

[fiery wave]

Those refuse to open outside of force.

[south valve]

Brawler is onto something, we have an untapped food supply in the form of crushers

[sleek harness]

Karien

[south jetty]

if only everyone had the same strength of digestive system

[mystic shoal]

Brawler has also eaten chaos spawn chunks.

[lilac crag]

consume thy teammates

[south valve]

Karien the red gaze

[sleek harness]

Pink*

[lilac crag]

physics don't work on me

[lilac crag]

foreign concept

[mystic shoal]

Brawler's one step away from getting whispered to by a certain pleasurable prince with how often he eats.

[lilac crag]

he'll be fine

[sleek harness]

Why are saying this about yourself

[lilac crag]

he'd probably try to eat fulgrim

[sleek harness]

You aren't getting hit by a crowbar

[lilac crag]

because I can make you get hit by a crowbar

[south valve]

Who wouldn't? 🤤

[mystic shoal]

Brawler witnessing Slaaneshi degeneracy beyond his comprehension (he doesn't get it).

[sleek harness]

If physics don't work on your then you can't hit me with a crowbar

Your hand phrases though

[lilac crag]

yeah but my crowbar doesn't

so

[sleek harness]

The crowbar is part of your body?

[south jetty]

yes

[fading otter]

I just picture one of those crazy fuckers from the second dead island

Butcher

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

you've gotta be squidding me

[south valve]

You're gonna get yourself krilled

[dire kayak]

it's a one in a krillion chance

[sleek harness]

Kerilled

[south valve]

Holy crab

[south valve]

Elf

[rancid shore]

gamin

[twin flower]

gooming

[dire kayak]

goobing

[south valve]

I hope it isn't that nerd game (darktide)

[sleek harness]

You are playing Limbus Company

[south valve]

Yes

this is indeed correct

[sleek harness]

Sounds like a lame game ngl

[hazy valley]

@hexed cape LOOK A PROPER GREETING FOR YOU TO THE SERVER, SHRIMPY

[south jetty]

Time for gym and then Darktide

[south valve]

It's one of the best games I've played and I recommend it to NOBODY

save yourself

[south valve]

Hi!

[hexed cape]

I can't believe this

[sleek harness]

I am already saved by not playing such game

[south valve]

Good

[sleek harness]

Good

[hazy valley]

you should rename yourself to Shrimpy

[south valve]

Uncxiee face reveal

[hazy valley]

everyone say hello to my friend Shrimpy

[sleek harness]

No

[tawdry edge]

Never

[hexed cape]

You're about to catch these teeth on your neck, catgirl.

[sleek harness]

I will cook him alive

[south valve]

Hi!

[hazy valley]

do not fry my shrimp

[sleek harness]

Her?

Them?

[tawdry edge]

Woaow

[sleek harness]

Confusing

[south valve]

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[hazy valley]

Their pronouns are Shrimp/Shrimpy

[sleek harness]

It its then

I will cook it

[little marten]

woah

[hexed cape]

this is normal for us its fine

[little marten]

moved my pc downstairs cause of the heat

[hazy valley]

Promise?

[little marten]

actually armchair gaming now

[hexed cape]

See?

[south valve]

Smart move ngl

[south valve]

Gaming like a 19th century aristocrat

[hazy valley]

Hi Painted!

[south valve]

Hi!

[sleek harness]

Imagine not liking the heat

[rancid shore]

MF

[little marten]

i like the heat i dont like my pc turning my small home office into a 40+ degree hellscape

[rancid shore]

ID RATHER BE COLD THEN HOT

[rapid meteor]

I fell asleep at my desk, work is boring today

[sleek harness]

In which way of hot

[dire kayak]

it's an even nerdier game

mechanicus 2

[sleek harness]

This sounds fun

[dire kayak]

eppy

eepy

[rancid shore]

you can fucking cover yourself if cold, you cannot remove more than your skin if hot

[fiery wave]

Blue shrimp?

[rancid shore]

heat

36°

[south valve]

Goobnerd

[midnight stream]

Sounds like you aren't try hard enough

[south jetty]

please survive

[rapid meteor]

Yeeeeah

[south valve]

I would NOT cope with that, stay safe

[sleek harness]

That sounds normal

[lilac crag]

sup mallow

[sleek harness]

Don't know why you whining

[marsh iris]

36 only

[rancid shore]

fucking heatbubbles

[fiery wave]

That's before my PC turns on.

[marsh iris]

hows my butty

[dire kayak]

why year after year is it always record heatwaves

[south jetty]

some people live where it gets cold, some people live where it's cold most of the year, SILENCE

[twin flower]

heh

[pure quail]

just had three people run off an extending bridge right in front of me and I got them up a split second before a dog jumped me, we were a hair away from failing the entire mission

[south valve]

Don't overheat yourselves, gaymers

[midnight stream]

Colder than my fridge

[pure quail]

10/10 would do it again

[rancid shore]

duality of men

[south jetty]

about to go gym before gaming 😔

[fiery wave]

You know a good portion of the world deals with that every day/night?

[rancid shore]

stay safe / it's not that much

[sleek harness]

But like, cold bad

[south valve]

Celsius you silly billy

[dire kayak]

4pm-midnight is always the heat gauntlet where i live

[midnight stream]

Ik

I meant what I said painted

[marsh iris]

pumpin' 💪

[fallen tree]

hubris is a greater threat than chaos

[south jetty]

This person likely doesn't if they complain about it, which means they may be in an area ill-suited for those temperatures

[sleek harness]

Would you all prefer dying of cold or dying of heat?

[fiery wave]

Nearly 9pm, 36°C.

[rapid meteor]

What country are you living in for that weather?

[south valve]

Don't fry yourself please 😭

[lilac crag]

anything past 1pm to 7pm cooks me alive

[fiery wave]

I complain about it because ppl complain about me using a fan to not suffer the heat.

[lilac crag]

then comes the 2am heatwave

fucking insufferable

[rancid shore]

I need 2 fans

[rapid meteor]

I wonder what country y'all live in for those weathers

[sleek harness]

Is it Australia where you live at?

[fiery wave]

I can't afford the space for two fans.

[south jetty]

I'll be fine it's 15 C / 60 F for me, warm but not hot

[lilac crag]

I wish i was an aussie

[hazy valley]

Y'know we never decided what colour shrimp he is

[lilac crag]

builds character

[pure quail]

no I think they just needed glasses