general-chat

[twin flower]

I mean we're fighting Burgles, lorewise we normally shouldnt be able to get close, but here we are

[surreal onyx]

I love how the melee on the grenade gauntlet has a tendency to send dudes flying. lol

[mystic fossil]

lee enfield erm actually, saw on reddit lol just had to say it

[hazy valley]

I'm pleasantly surprised they didn't go with the low hanging fruit of a Plasma Pistol

[twin flower]

We would just melt coming close to that thing

Or as some novels would describe nurgle beasts anyway

[plucky rampart]

on tabletop you can interact with all of these units similarly to how you would on tabletop

[surreal onyx]

I am curious as to what that glowy gun could be.

[plucky rampart]

otherwise people would just table others all the time with lore accurate pox walkers

[mystic fossil]

hank has implied that other classes are also getting weapons so i think maybe arbite and vet?

[hasty sky]

It's gonna be the default weapon for the class too which is neat

[hazy valley]

That makes sense. Idk guns too well but I vaguely remember the M1 Garand from watching my brother play Medal of Honor: Frontline on the first D Day beach mission and the aim down sights perspective put my brain into that moment

[plucky rampart]

you should search it up since all the weapons fatshark uses are detailed in lore and in codexes for tabletop

[surreal onyx]

That will always make me smile.

[mystic fossil]

the m1 is prob the most well known ww2 rifle outside maybe the mosin

makes sense

[twin flower]

Idk what you mean

[surreal onyx]

Can we get Henry Cavill in the game?

[plucky rampart]

warhammer 40k

tabletop game?

[hazy valley]

Plasma Pistol is a pretty easy weapon idea but I hope it ends up better than the Bolt Pistol. It feels like no one ever touches the Bolt Pistol anymore tbh

[plucky rampart]

miniatures

[hasty sky]

Next class confirmed

[hazy valley]

I hope so. It's gorgeous

[surreal onyx]

Hot damn!

[twin flower]

I know the tabletop but i dont think DT translate the tabletop to a 1:1 tho

[mystic fossil]

bolt pistol is definitely a more niche sniper kinda pick

[twin flower]

different pacing and allat

[plucky rampart]

how do you mean

[hasty sky]

Really? I see it pretty often. It can be ass to use if your internet connection is unstable but otherwise it fits like a glove on my arby and vet builds

[mystic fossil]

alot of voicelines reference the aeldari already being on the planet

[hazy valley]

I genuinely think Bolt Pistol's singular niche is Lethal Proximity's weird blessing bug boosting the radius of grenades

Anyone who wants a Bolt weapon goes Boltgun otherwise

[plucky rampart]

not 1:1 but very closely

[mystic fossil]

nah i see people use it to snipe ppl

[surreal onyx]

I like that FS stays true to the source material. Sorry, thought that was implied.

[twin flower]

I think they're still pretty satisfying to use, but yeah. Its falls off a bit

[plucky rampart]

the reason the beast of nurgle blows up when it dies is because it has devastating demise on tabletop

[mystic fossil]

me bringing 4 named units against a 2000 point army

[candid drift]

i see bolt pistol more often than bolter but that's also surely bcos bistol is on twice the characters

[molten matrix]

Fatshark likes to use forge world renegade minis

[hazy valley]

The breakpoints are kinda eh. It has Deadly Accurate + Surgical which would be a nice combo with Marksman's Focus but like maintaining stacks with it is a headache

[plucky rampart]

basically what darktide is!

[patent grove]

PING

[hasty sky]

I don't like using the boltgun outside of vet because the slow swap speed can be really crippling

[twin flower]

And I didn't mean the tabletop awhile ago anyway, you mentioned it depends on how dangerous the weapin you said it'd be lorewise, and I said knowing FS they'll just scale down whatever it is

Like how they did with burgle being an enemy

[gloomy tartan]

Garand thumb ❤️

[mystic fossil]

yeah definitely a sub optimal weapon but commisar larp is always fun

[plucky rampart]

joplaysgames has compared darktide characters to enemy units using codexes and it turned out pretty cool

[gloomy tartan]

Garand thumb was you’re Garand giving you a hickey

[mystic fossil]

you see movie yet dawg

[hard gorge]

its nice and mobile and faster to reload for me

[gloomy tartan]

Because the Garand is a lovely gun

[surreal onyx]

Hard to find nowadays, too.

[hazy valley]

I miss the funny cosmetic with the lit candle. It legitimately had the candle in front of the sights and when you aimed the fire would blind you. It was so goofy. You were sorta just praying you hit something when you went ADS LMFAO but then they shrank the candle and put out the fire

[mystic fossil]

but less of a rush when you mag dump

[lilac crag]

I wish the bolt pistol would just deal 200 more damage on every shot

[plucky rampart]

i feel like you're thinking of someone else

[hasty sky]

I do have a funny temu vet build on arby where I use castigator stance as basically the volley fire ult

[lilac crag]

so I can HIT BREAKPOINTS

[mystic fossil]

FAHFHSAHDFKDSAKHFSDA GO WATCH PEAK

[jovial mist]

I want to be able to play an eldar in one warhammer title lol, the closest we ever got was kerillian in vt2

[molten matrix]

Never say never

[hasty sky]

What's the matter fella, afraid of shooting followup shots?

[surreal onyx]

Dawn of war 2.

[hazy valley]

It's such a pretty gun and the ping is music to my ears

[plucky rampart]

i was talking about how the arquebus needs to be fired stationary which i read in the codex for skitarii recently

[molten matrix]

Fatshark can reuse the kerillian skeleton for aeldari corsairs

[lilac crag]

takes a big bite out of ur seal pfp

[molten matrix]

Transunaric arquebus

[hasty sky]

Owie? I'm gonna tell the whales to sink your boat

[plucky rampart]

that's the one

[gloomy tartan]

I love seals

[lilac crag]

dinnae sink me ship lad. I need it to find more seals to bite.

[plucky rampart]

just abbreviating it a slight

[gloomy tartan]

There’s one at the aquarium that was born the same year as me

[hazy valley]

I could see a blitz where a pair of servitor skulls carries in the Arquebus to be fired once before flying off with it so the Skitarii can return to standard combat but it still feels like a stretch

[mystic fossil]

was playing hab dreyko and a bot said "heard the aeldari were on the planet" the other responded with "yeah? well let's let them and the heretics kill each other" (something along the lines of that for the second one)

[twin flower]

but its you?

[hasty sky]

Death is a mercy for SEAL BITERS

[plucky rampart]

rather than lore

[gloomy tartan]

Seals love to mog

[jovial mist]

I was like 5 when that game came out, maybe younger lol

[gloomy tartan]

They love to pose

At the aquarium by me they would swim past the glass in funny positions

Like posing letting inertia Cary them lol

[surreal onyx]

Oh, really? Damn. I was on my first overseas deployment when it came out for me. lol.

[plucky rampart]

loads of the units and weapons have already been balanced basically because of how the lore has been interpreted for tabletop gameplay

[hazy valley]

Weird thought but what if the Skitarii are not here for Admonition at all and the Expeditions were a red herring. What if they're here because of something with the Aeldari or Genestealers?

[hasty sky]

I was like 7 when dawn of war 1 came out

[jovial mist]

I was playing darktide during mine lol, how times change

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t let them steal our jeans

[plucky rampart]

like you don't really wanna give your skitarii units a bunch of weapons that will kill them real quick on tabletop

[surreal onyx]

Genestealers would be a welcome addition.

[distant spindle]

Mornin

[gloomy tartan]

👖 DONT STEAL MY DENEM JEANS

[surreal onyx]

I love this.

[molten matrix]

Oh nah the arquebus is huge

Like almost twice the size of a skitarii

[mystic fossil]

they gotta be here for like moebian steal or something considering tech remnants, but something additional like that could be the thing that really set them on for coming here

[jovial mist]

jurassic_dinosaur.jpg

[molten matrix]

Fires depleted uranium rounds and acts like an anti tank weapon

[hazy valley]

Yeah and it needs that little kick stand to even be aimed and fired properly

It's too unwieldy for Darktide gameplay

[plucky rampart]

so cool looking too with the little uni-pod they have for it

[surreal onyx]

Well, we do hear over the intercom that the formula for moebian steel continues to elude. You could be onto something.

[molten matrix]

It cant even work as an ability like outcast engineer gatling gun

[hasty sky]

Just agemogging hadron at this point 😎

[jaunty path]

Shes like 300

[jovial mist]

🫵 elderly

[limpid vigil]

Guys i think i reached peak brainlessness.

I just formulated a new level of stupid

[jovial mist]

oh god you're not a c*dian fan are you

[hasty sky]

LOL

[mystic fossil]

or on something... too much scum recently

[limpid vigil]

Dear god no. I have standards

[gloomy tartan]

FOR CADIAAAAAAA

[mystic fossil]

let's see what chris thinks

[surreal onyx]

The Cadian QuickDraw pistol skin in the shop is awful nice, though.

[mystic fossil]

lmao

[hazy valley]

Fav imperial guard regiment now. Be judged by the chat

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA LIVES

[marsh iris]

once

[jovial mist]

In a million pieces

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia is the friends we made along the way

[mystic fossil]

WE ARE CADIA

[limpid vigil]

Yknow the song black betty is just a recipe?
A salad recipe.
||Ooooh blackberyy ba-na-na||

[mystic fossil]

WE ARE ALL CADIAN

[jovial mist]

The guard broke, then the planet did 🗣️

[surreal onyx]

Fav regiment= Moebian 53rd 🤘🏻😎 Steelheads!!!

[mystic fossil]

yo how much chaos juice is abaddon giving you

just tell us

[plucky rampart]

gotta be the steel legion for me

fighting on armageddon is crazy

[surreal onyx]

Epic.

[marsh iris]

abadon big blackstone fortress into cadia

[gloomy tartan]

flicks you on the nose with a newspaper like a dog that crapped inside the house

[limpid vigil]

Don't have one but if i had it would be the moebian 53rd

[jovial mist]

Tzeentch blessed me with a palm eye a few weeks back, it's pretty wicked

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon aka Abby the angry

[plucky rampart]

craps inside your house

[marsh iris]

Don Abba

[hasty sky]

Steel legion is def my fave too

[plucky rampart]

they rock

[jovial mist]

Maccabean Jannisaries are my beloved

[mystic fossil]

why didn't they juice up lorgar why did they juice up abbadon

[plucky rampart]

been playing the unification mod for dawn of war recently

[marsh iris]

Don Abba sings mamma mia when he did the thing

[limpid vigil]

Cuz imo all of the 53rd are bottoms and ducane just tosses em around

[gloomy tartan]

Trains you to crap into the houses of my enemies in a 10 year training montage like Batman with the monks

[plucky rampart]

absolutely gas

[hazy valley]

Aren't their only achievements we see in game being the jobbers who almost got nuked by a runaway train and were narrowly saved by 4 goofballs sent by Rannick? What have the 53rd managed to accomplish so far?

[obtuse oak]

tanith first and only

[hazy valley]

You have very good taste. I hope we get those cosmetics one day

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. They're weak!

[limpid vigil]

F*ckall wich is why i love em

[gloomy tartan]

They have a lot of doods and are fighting the heretics directly I think ?

[plucky rampart]

remains trained for 2 years and then dies because of my short life expectancy

[gloomy tartan]

They had a bunch of the 53rd die during the trench mission

[limpid vigil]

Cuz no matter what they do they are f"cked

[gloomy tartan]

I believe the main thing they add is just a fuck ton of man power and I assume vehicles

Reinforcements are nice man

[acoustic pebble]

Why couldn't Dukane catch a round during that mission? Don't need her

[gloomy tartan]

They are doing actual war while we do a bunch of strike missions

[jovial mist]

We'd be too happy

[acoustic pebble]

Hah! True that!

[jovial mist]

can't have that

[limpid vigil]

Cuz dukane is the resident abusive bisexual DEI hire

[gloomy tartan]

She’s the grandma

You want to shoot grandma 53rd

[plucky rampart]

who do we think is next after skitarii

[acoustic pebble]

Well I'm sorry grandma, but I need to charge my switch

[limpid vigil]

Skiitarii 2 electric boogaloo

[acoustic pebble]

Eldar

[gloomy tartan]

She’s probably secretly a freak

[mystic fossil]

aeldari, we got voicelines referencing them, it's either them or the VOTANN on hank's soul

[acoustic pebble]

Shoot her? Nah. I'd like to STAB HER

[gloomy tartan]

Like Dukane can probably do a 360 no scope

[limpid vigil]

RIP granny she got shot by a bazooka

[hazy valley]

I love the Moebian 21st. They're just a regiment from a water based planet not used to city fighting thrown in against the Moebian 6th purely by circumstance because they were refueling on Atoma when the rebellion started. And instead of falling to corruption and chaos like the 6th they're down here in the thick of it with us bleeding and dying so much their corpses litter the barricades as much as heretics do. And they're still here. Despite it all, even after a large chunk of them were infected into armoured poxwalker status, the 21st are still fighting strong. Still digging in their heels and gritting their teeth. And when you run No Man's Land you see their bodies in the trenches too. They're making the 6th bleed for every inch

[marsh iris]

im rotting

[gloomy tartan]

I wouldn’t be surprised if granny was secretly a insane John wick level soldier

She’s a old bitch

[plucky rampart]

lotta eldar in chat after that message

[gloomy tartan]

Most people die young in Warhammer

[plucky rampart]

idk if i would be hyped for an eldar or not

[jovial mist]

We need more puffed-up officer types to show up and tell us "We know what we're doing, you all are clowns!"

...Before maybe 5 minutes passes and they end up stuck in the same quagmire the literal Holy Inquisition has also been stuck in for the past 3 or so years.

[plucky rampart]

don't know much about em

[acoustic pebble]

She ain't nothing! The 53rd ain't nothing!

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they are a meat shield

[limpid vigil]

I don't think i would be. I'm not a pointy eared leaf lover

[hazy valley]

You don't even see a single 53rd body. Those shiny boys are just there to strut around and look pretty while pretending they're doing the job. The 21st are the ones in the muck and grime meeting heretic and cultist in a never ending brawl

[obtuse oak]

this is the VA they cast for Dukane, Rebecca Hanssen also known for voicing Queen Meve in TW3 and Eve in Stellar Blade, and this is Dukane herself. I know actors can have range and all but I think we can all hear it's a petite youngish woman trying to play a grizzled commissar and it's just not a good match imo

[gloomy tartan]

They literaly died during the trench mission lol

[plucky rampart]

grim adventures reference?

[acoustic pebble]

The Toadiest of Toadys

[gloomy tartan]

The longer you take more people from the 53rd die during the trench mission

[hazy valley]

Screenshot a single body for me

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t deny they are doing the more classic warfare for us

[hazy valley]

Find one in the level anywhere

[cosmic lynx]

i dont think about it nor do i care.

[obtuse oak]

a rare casting miss in this game imo

[jovial mist]

She sounds like a dork from a Schola, just like the Arbites, so it fits.

[gloomy tartan]

They bitch about it in the coms lol

[jovial mist]

She reminds me of Auth arbites

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah, good Lil meat shields they are!

[gloomy tartan]

Idk if there’s a dead 53rd specifically body

But there’s dead bodies in levels

[obtuse oak]

turns out the skitarii have been doing that too

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t say how effective the 53rd is in the whole war aspect

[obtuse oak]

did you guys read the text tentries in melk's data decoder for the event?

[hazy valley]

The only thing you ever hear is Dukane telling you to haul ass because her regiment is taking losses. But you'll never see their bodies on the walls or trenches. It's just the tank guy having a grand time because his shiny tank isn't facing any real resistance. We're clearing the way for him LOL

[gloomy tartan]

Not yet

[jovial mist]

Skitarii are like guardsmen except better in every way

[acoustic pebble]

Twice that Dukane had to call in for reinforcements iirc

[plucky rampart]

i did i did i did!!

[acoustic pebble]

Did not, is it recent?

[gloomy tartan]

Dukanes forces are a major bolster to the forces of atoma in man power

[hazy valley]

I have!! I read both. If we unlocked the 3rd I haven't seen yet

[patent scroll]

I would like to announce that I was just now grabbed and thrown by a chaos spawn at a daemonhost and then i proceeded to get jumped by them while my team witnessed an ogyrn scream like a girl and get tossed like a toy

[obtuse oak]

it says skitarii cohorts from multiple forge worlds have been on atoma since the beginning of the conflict but they havent been joining the strike teams because they arent suited for infiltration work

[gloomy tartan]

You must of done some heretic shit

The emperor smited you

[hazy valley]

I know. When they do something other than aura farming in cinematics and on the Mourningstar lemme know

[obtuse oak]

i think the story is that hadron will get access to a way to upgrade some of them to alpha primus and those then have enough autonomy and techno-juice to join us

[mystic fossil]

YAYY

[jovial mist]

Yeah skitarii are very ugly and freakish and weirdos so it makes sense theyre bad at infil

[gloomy tartan]

Hank are the 53rd jobbers

As suggested by others

Idk what they did

I know they were reinforcements

[hazy valley]

That's the problem

[gloomy tartan]

And have died for us

[hazy valley]

We don't know what they did

LOL

[candid drift]

don't worry according to my version of the game we all died and the tank got blown up like at least a dozen or so times overall

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: A 53rd Sergeant tried to discipline the Hive Scum one time, only to return with spray paint all over his armor

[obtuse oak]

not that kind of infil, they mean the work that we have been doing getting dropped by valkyrie behind enemy lines as a small team

[mystic fossil]

what does alpha primus mean btw loreman hank, is it like psyker scaling or smth?

[gloomy tartan]

They are fighting on the war front

Idk the specifics

[obtuse oak]

rank and file skitarii need to be controlled by a techpriest to be effective

[marsh iris]

53rd jobhavers

[gloomy tartan]

The are doing the conventional war fighting

We are just strike teams

Gotta remember that lol

[patent scroll]

I think it might have been that meaty screaming bug i ate that got me smited😭

[delicate vapor]

One

[hazy valley]

The only casualty the 53rd ever know is that guy in the tank LMFAO they're too busy polishing their shiny gear in orbit to know how to dirty their armour in a fight

[patent scroll]

[hazy valley]

That's hilarious LMFAO

[obtuse oak]

sort of, yeah. it's a term for a skitarii that has been modified sufficiently to cross the crux machinatus or smth like that, they're more than halfway machine, and they have enough experience and upgrades to function autonomously as operatives or commander units

[candid drift]

he's trapped in a purgatorial cycle of getting blown up repeatedly for the sins of the 53rd

[hasty sky]

No they're beautiful wtf

[delicate vapor]

[hasty sky]

So tired of the cyborg hate 😔

[gloomy tartan]

Wait so it’s like the fucking B1 battle droids from Star Wars phantom menace having a central computer? They need a tech priest to control them or they just useless paperweights?

[lilac crag]

I am so bigly bored

idk what to play

[acoustic pebble]

Best part: they can't do anything about it. It was not malicious, and noone got hurt, so the Hive Scum watched the Sergeant going back, mocking him the whole way

[hazy valley]

Eventually the 53rd might catch up to the 21st casualty rate just by us failing No Man's Land enough

[delicate vapor]

Bored noob

[patent scroll]

:>

[mystic fossil]

looks like we gotta chrome up choom can't get zeroed in the big city when we haven't made it to the top (arasaka)

[hazy valley]

Dukane is so mad Rannick won't do anything about them LMFAO

[obtuse oak]

depends a bit on the forgeworld but they're halfway lobotized and slaved to the control of their commanding techpriest so they dont function very well without direct control

[lilac crag]

hi noob

[plucky rampart]

do you have any low effort fun games?

[lilac crag]

no :(

[delicate vapor]

Hello noob

[candid drift]

hi so bigly bored it is i, chat

[acoustic pebble]

Rannick DID bring them on board, and Brahms actually likes the Hive Scum. They show her a lot of respect

[plucky rampart]

trying to remember what i like to play for you rq

[candid drift]

if u don't wanna put in effort to play what about a film or tv show

[lilac crag]

hello my favorite fan of milkfish, commonly referred to as Chat

[hazy valley]

Marshal Vortarn and Dukane forced to kick rocks because Rannick and Brahms find it entertaining

[lilac crag]

I have darkest dungeon 2 does that count

[plucky rampart]

cause i also like to play some less technically demanding titles on times

[delicate vapor]

[plucky rampart]

i was thinking of darkest dungeon

[acoustic pebble]

And me. Lady Steele is never wrong!

[candid drift]

can one truly enjoy darkest dungeon

i tried so many times to get one team through all the things only to keep dying to some bullshit

[marsh iris]

druggiest dungeon

[lilac crag]

I'm about to find out... thank u cash and milk

[plucky rampart]

did you look into the skulls game that looked like skaven version of darkest dungeon?

[acoustic pebble]

How did you find it?!

I mean

[gloomy tartan]

The bottom of the ocean is truly the darkest dungeon

[acoustic pebble]

Carry on

[lilac crag]

I have not even heard of it

[gloomy tartan]

I mean there’s angler fish

[lilac crag]

what's this

[plucky rampart]

no problem!

[gloomy tartan]

Scary ass crabs

[candid drift]

good luck good luck .. remember that overconfidence is a slow and insidious like

[gloomy tartan]

Giant squid’s

[marsh iris]

i've interrogated one of your monkeys

[acoustic pebble]

Deathmaster

[patent scroll]

'eats rats'

[plucky rampart]

warhammer skulls showed a snippet of a game that looked like skaven darkest dungeon

[acoustic pebble]

Guess I'll be busy SEWING THAT MOUTH UP!!

[patent scroll]

[plucky rampart]

idk the name but maybe check that out too

[hasty sky]

Are they capable of feeling emotions and are they affected by morale?

[candid drift]

i think it was called deathmaster? or smth similar

[rain idol]

Think of a squad of skittarii and now think of the guy that's not exactly in charge but is still the closest thing to a leader because the hierarchy would go Tech priest, skittarii alpha and regular skittarii

[acoustic pebble]

Deathmaster

[plucky rampart]

like that part in sylvester stallone's demolition man

[rain idol]

Depends on the skittari

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[plucky rampart]

"this a rat burger?"

[gloomy tartan]

Would eating a rat be less weird if it was the size of a cow

Or would it be more weird

?

[acoustic pebble]

Does it have Warpstone?

[obtuse oak]

much less than regular people. thats part of the point of the conversion process, admech believes in the weakness of the flesh and the superiority of the machine so skitarii are stripped of their humanity to become 'better'

[acoustic pebble]

If yes, then you're right fucked

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t e at a rat I had a pet one before that was lovely

[fallen tree]

depends on what the cow sized rat eats imo

[plucky rampart]

i hear that rat has an "odd sweet taste" to the meat

not like a pleasant sweetness

[mystic fossil]

so regular skitarrii are just battle droids?

[plucky rampart]

an odd one

[acoustic pebble]

Us, eachother. Mostly eachother

[fallen tree]

yeah i was thinking humans

or pets

😡

[gloomy tartan]

Yo imagine if someone had a rat king

[acoustic pebble]

But they eat themselves too

[rain idol]

I don't think I could ever have one either i mean as a pet I know full well I would get too attached and lose my shit once it passed in 4 years

[plucky rampart]

as a pet?

[gloomy tartan]

But they threw the rat king like a throwing star

[plucky rampart]

so many poor rats

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a rat king flying into your car through a open window like a fucking throwing star weapon

[acoustic pebble]

Skaven are weird. I love them

[rain idol]

I mean....skaven are right there

[plucky rampart]

they're the best part of fantasy

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah rats can be lovely I had a pet one that worked out a lot and slept on my chest was cudly as heck

[plucky rampart]

they make awesome pets

[gloomy tartan]

A large amount of animals have varying levels of ability to be friendly and communicate

[plucky rampart]

main reason pet rats became a thing was this super interesting guy called jack black back in like victorian england or whatever

[gloomy tartan]

Like even simpler animal like reptiles etc can be fond in a way

[plucky rampart]

worked as a rat catcher and bred rats too

[obtuse oak]

they're people, not droids

[gloomy tartan]

Turtles can be sweet

[plucky rampart]

gave a pet rat to a princess and stuff

[gloomy tartan]

When they aren’t hungry

[mystic fossil]

they clanka's to me

[gloomy tartan]

A hungry aquatic turtle will bite anything food shaped

[obtuse oak]

just mindwiped and reprogrammed and forced to be utterly loyal to their forgeworld and their techpriest masters

[somber stream]

Feet-seeking Missile

[plucky rampart]

had a turtle try to nip you i'm guessing?

[gloomy tartan]

Tarantino a lol

[acoustic pebble]

Found my alt account, did you?

[gloomy tartan]

They are nippy hungry

Just learned over time

[delicate vapor]

Pickled pig feet missiles

[gloomy tartan]

A full reptile is a calm reptile

This is a broad thing

But full belly is calmed reptile

[delicate vapor]

Godzilla

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t mean to go slap a crocodile because it ate a chicken

Just that a hungry reptile is more prone to try biting at anything food shaped depending on how active they are and if they eat meat at all lol

[plucky rampart]

a full reptile will do a risk accessment and realise that there's not much point in fighting something and possibly getting hurt if you're full anyways

[obtuse oak]

a full reptile will go "ooougghhh im so fullllll >w<"

[mystic fossil]

smh this tech noir guy typing in the tide discord instead of watching peak

[patent grove]

A saltwater crocodile says I can't eat any more humans I have a tummy ache UWU

[delicate vapor]

[mystic fossil]

is shakespeare truly dead?

[plucky rampart]

real!

[somber stream]

you are

my fiiiiiiree

[outer bough]

The mods support vore swallow your friends whole

[hidden trout]

fatmangus reptile

[hidden trout]

[delicate vapor]

The one desire

[somber stream]

Sorry i'll have to send you to the bus there is no "i" in that part
You're lucky this time

[molten matrix]

Good morning to you too kez

[outer bough]

lying here like a dehydrated sickly child and saw my moment

the fan feels nice though

[molten matrix]

Its getting to 32 degrees

So uhh

Stay frosty

[hasty sky]

Same here

[molten matrix]

European sighted

[hasty sky]

And I gotta go outside later today

Fuuuuuck

[obtuse oak]

britbongs when confronted with anything resembling a real temperature:

[hasty sky]

I mean personally I really hate how sluggish the summer temperatures make m

[delicate vapor]

Light work

[hasty sky]

14-18°C is my jam, I bolt outta bed all invigorated on a cool morning like that

[obtuse oak]

fair

i really like 24c with a light breeze

tbf i also think 32c is too warm and i live right across the north sea in the exact same climate

[somber stream]

Anything under 27 is nice

Once you hit the 30s domain

[hasty sky]

Yeah and I especially hate how it limits what you can do

[fallen tree]

its been 6C in the mornings these days, so chilly i love it

[somber stream]

It was 33 yesterday and will be 34 today around afternoon

[obtuse oak]

we start the annual 4x5km national children's evening walk event today

[hasty sky]

Can't risk sunstroke so most of your midday gets pissed away

[obtuse oak]

so that'll be

[marsh iris]

thats like everyday

[obtuse oak]

fun

[somber stream]

Asian climates are different

[marsh iris]

*SEA 🤓

[somber stream]

Singapore is tropical right?

[marsh iris]

yeag

[somber stream]

So moist and hot

[hasty sky]

Yeah south euro climate is becoming subtropical due to climate changw

[marsh iris]

humidity sucks balls

[hasty sky]

Summer rainstorms get so strong here now they rip trees out

[somber stream]

It really does, almost passed out walking in Vietnam back in 2019

[twin flower]

too hawt?

[outer bough]

your country isn’t real I will not hear it

[somber stream]

Hot and moist

[marsh iris]

i have dehumidifier at home, helps a lot

[somber stream]

It was like 38 i think

[outer bough]

Netherlands truly was the house extension of Europe

[marsh iris]

that sticky feeling when you go back home

[somber stream]

I get that very feeling after every afternoon these day at home

[fallen tree]

i am so glad we're not tropical here 😩

[marsh iris]

shut up!!

[somber stream]

Heard it's just dry heat in Straylia?

[marsh iris]

[fallen tree]

i think qld is tropical

but where i am, its dry as dry can be

[obtuse oak]

wdym i dont live in belgium

[marsh iris]

i like the dry aus climate

[somber stream]

Dry is much better than moist

(not applied for all cases)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[wispy wadi]

Nurgle likes moist heat tho

embrace the infectious weather

[obtuse oak]

dry heat just requires water and shade

[marsh iris]

tropical climate, perfect setting to rot

[obtuse oak]

high humidity heat eventually becomes impossible to deal with

wet bulb temp type shit

[marsh iris]

it doesnt let your sweat evaporate

which cools your body

[wispy wadi]

I can close all my windows and shades, yet I bring the moisture in myself, oh the misery

[somber stream]

Invest in AC NOW

[obtuse oak]

yeah im really looking into getting a mobile ac unit....

[mystic fossil]

everybody wants to be my enemy

[plucky rampart]

shades can sometimes trap heat

[outer bough]

main problem with the UK is we made most of our houses for winters we dont get anymore cause we killed the planet

[wispy wadi]

I live right under the roof 🥺 I just stopped LÜFTEN

Now I close everything and pray

[plucky rampart]

infrared radiation can escape through any transparent point of your home

[marsh iris]

dont get the AC unit that uses water evaporation

[delicate vapor]

Get

Portable ac

[marsh iris]

it furthers humidify

[delicate vapor]

I have one

[outer bough]

we are probably gonna start getting them again though cause the sea stream thats brings warm air to northern europe is DYING and when that happens northern europe will get alot colder

[wispy wadi]

Every single year is a record breaking year for heat "Climate change is a hoax amiright?"

[marsh iris]

and then your room gonna get moldy

[obtuse oak]

is it really? ive read a bunch of conflicting reports about that

iirc a recent megastudy did not conclusively find evidence that the gulfstream is weakening

[tawny grail]

I like to assume we're grossly underestimating things

[outer bough]

its cause the hot sea water is mixing with cold fresh water at a record rate due to the ice caps melting so the stream in the short term isnt rising / heating the way it usually did and in the long term is being diverted closer to america

[tawny grail]

That is our tendency

[outer bough]

will make the east coast of america ALOT warmer if that happens

[obtuse oak]

oh i see yeah im googling it now and the broader AMOC is showing signs of collapse

interesting

and by that I mean uh oh

[fallen tree]

we got the wave making tech for pools, just make it bigger and pop it in the ocean

[obtuse oak]

well whatever if it brings us another elfstedentocht i say go for it

https://tenor.com/view/hide-the-pain-harold-gif-10576512

[outer bough]

short term results dont sound that bad Winter in northern europe would last longer and be around 10 degrees colder

but the long term sounds scary

like the UK being all year round as cold as siberia

lol

[delicate vapor]

I forget we also have them here

[obtuse oak]

yeah true you are a pretty fucking northerly island surrounded by cold waters

[tawny grail]

Gotta put those new glaciers somewhere

Glacier Britain

[obtuse oak]

the glaciers reached until halfway thru the netherlands during the last great ice age

you can still find the boulders they left behind scattered around the place

[fallen tree]

brtain needs the generator tech like frostpunk

what a cool game

[somber stream]

Love the first, heard the 2nd is ass?

[woven adder]

is the UI getting fixed for darkrites bar? It overlaps the objective bar on my screen

[fallen tree]

from what ive seen 2nd doesnt look nearly as charming

[somber stream]

Streamed the first game with my mates from UK, we screamed when the guy came back with his daughter

[fallen tree]

they needed to make that game have custom maps/scenarios

[delicate vapor]

Tornado mod

[mystic fossil]

hemophage the blood rot spawns and genuinely brings the twins and 20 monstrosities

[somber stream]

Also yes i send all the kids to work

[fallen tree]

extra labour, why not

picking up coal from a pile is a good childhood learning experience

[somber stream]

This ain't the 21st century, Jimmy boy

[delicate vapor]

Make em shuck oysters

[upper citrus]

Seems like dlc classes are the way to go to make money since no cosmetics for them, hey wont catch me complaining about that if they keep pumping them out. We went from like no classes in 3 years to 2 per year, moving onto a 3rd. I like this new model. Hopefully they put more money and attention into this and weapons instead of forgettable game modes

[stuck wasp]

Just hope that the focus on new classes doesn't mean the older classes get left in the dust

[upper citrus]

Agreed

Thats why i said new weapons, mostly for the old classes, that way they can keep feeling fresh while they add new classes

[twin flower]

Well you say that but almost everyone would prolly be skitarii during launch

[upper citrus]

Well yes

New class

Its only fair most of the people will want to try it out

But eventually people will go back to change

[obtuse oak]

tbh im a little done with dlc classes after this one

i want more content for the existing classes

[twin flower]

Preach

[upper citrus]

I think this is the best content to add. So I want more

[upper citrus]

But I also want stuff for the classics

[jaunty path]

You will take your skittarii and LIKE IT

[upper citrus]

Please no more modes

[stuck wasp]

Having more dlc classes than base classes will be a tad annoying tbh

[obtuse oak]

i mean yeah, skitarii class is cool and highly requested and all that

[jaunty path]

What new mode could we have anyway

[obtuse oak]

but now i want them to pump the brakes and make classic content for a bit. and for the love of god stop making new gamemodes

[upper citrus]

Chaos wastes

[jaunty path]

shadup

Ill deep fry you

[upper citrus]

Please bring chaos wastes, as is. No unnecessary changes

Aside from that, no new modes

[jaunty path]

I dont trust FS when it comes to mode design anymore

icl

[upper citrus]

Agreed, no new stuff, but chaos wastes already proved it can work

People want it

[twin flower]

Well people who played VT want it

[upper citrus]

Yes

[twin flower]

Idk enough about the game mode to know

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

Never played VT

[jaunty path]

Yeah honestly I dont trust FS

Give us new maps

more weapons

and what not

[stuck wasp]

CW just need so much more work than either Mortis and Expedition, I doubt that we'd see it any time soon

[upper citrus]

I wish they put the time and effort into chaos wastes instead of wasting it on mortis and expeditions

[stuck wasp]

Feel like they should not have done operations (the smaller missions), and instead had them as long as the usual

[upper citrus]

Agreed

[delicate vapor]

[stuck wasp]

Not really a waste personally, and both modes can be stepping stones toward CW 🤷

Assignement is something I wish would return

[jaunty path]

mortis trials

mid

expeditions

shit

havoc fun but needs more tweaking

if only the devs would play their fuckin game :3

[upper citrus]

Idk, I dont even feel like I wanna play either, seems like a waste to me, and when I queue for mortis trials is always bots, no one plays it

[obtuse oak]

i really thought they were going somewhere special when carnival + orthus offensive was released

feels so long ago now

shit's been so aimless

[jaunty path]

It feels like the original team died

I dont know shit

I dont know what they got going on

but I cant say. theyre not constantly fumbling.

[upper citrus]

Tldr im happy with new classes

[stuck wasp]

I remember hearing the Sefoni rumours and dreaming up an assignement where you get to face an Eldar ranger while Scab/Dreg are crashing all around you

[jaunty path]

This game

is fun

[simple cliff]

Why does teh game no longer close properly? I have to task manage it or it runs in the background.

[stark solar]

oh wow...expeditions is not fun

[jaunty path]

but its a frustrating FUCKING MESS.

[jaunty path]

?

[upper citrus]

Straight up ass

[jaunty path]

dude.

[delicate vapor]

Pay 3 bazingaillon dollars and a coffee to them

[jaunty path]

oh no.

[obtuse oak]

the fact that with both operations and expeditions they were emphasizing "you can do these if you want a quick darktide adventure but cant commit to a full game!" and it's just like

which audience do you think you're catering to?

who do yo think plays your games?

[upper citrus]

Lmfao

Clearly not them

[simple cliff]

I quit game. Hours later. I want to launch game again. Steam says its already running. I open task manager. Darktide is still 'running' and eating memory somehow. This has repeated ever since the event started.

[stark solar]

remove the timer and give an actual goal instead of "just go find shit" would make expeditions fun

[jaunty path]

Its called darktide in task manager right

[upper citrus]

To make expeditions fun, id rework it into chaos wastes

[stark solar]

real

[simple cliff]

yes

[stark solar]

darktide chaos wastes would actually be fun honestly

[delicate vapor]

[upper citrus]

Id never seen a company have the key to success to clear and somehow manage to screw it up

[candid drift]

this happens to a friend of mine, dno if they have any solution or just got closed to manually further closing it

[blazing hawk]

Arrowhead or fs

[simple cliff]

Arrowhead is worse then FS in my opinion.

[stark solar]

i come back to this game after 6 months and see the only change is something no ones really wants

[stuck wasp]

Expedition are as far from CW as normal mode is

[obtuse oak]

one of my first pieces of feedback was "combine mortis trails and expeditions. shop should sell boons" and "need equipment pickups in the wastes" but alas

they were set on another direction

[whole bough]

some games just dont close properly

[upper citrus]

Players: we want chaos wastes
Fatshark: yeah but how about we change it into something you dont want instead

[simple cliff]

Fatshark feels like they don't listen very well. Arrowhead listens, thinks about it, and then says 'fuck you' and does the thing you asked them not to.

[blazing hawk]

At least FS adds random bullshit

[jaunty path]

FUCKING BUFF DCLAW YOU FUCKING CUNTS!

[whole bough]

a lot of it is still probably gw

[marsh iris]

nah buff DS

[jaunty path]

SKINS YOU ALIVE

[simple cliff]

Also, Arrowhead trying to hide nerfs by not releasing proper patch notes is just cringe.

[stark solar]

and delete ds that shit is still making people crutch and die because they think they're good,

[simple cliff]

If they die, they're not good.

[whole bough]

idk how anyone used ds tbh

[marsh iris]

[obtuse oak]

FS has devs that play their game for sure and have many good ideas and passion for the whole thing. but I suspect they also have other people calling the shots who have different ideas and it just doesnt align a lot of the time. thats the impression I always get.

[whole bough]

hitting head is so incredibly hard with how much enemies move

[jaunty path]

delete inferno staff

[whole bough]

for a single pixel attack, essentially

[stark solar]

infernus is....

yeah

[jaunty path]

I want to see the difficulty and the weapons the devs r using

[whole bough]

why did they buff inferno staff

[blazing hawk]

"We as players want arbites cosmetics"

"We as fatshark will be dropping the full unredacted Epstein Files in Psykhanium where you can ask Epstein himself who's behind a wall about it"

[whole bough]

when it was already so strong

[simple cliff]

Arrowhead infamously refuses to play their own game. People have asked them to play Super Helldive because of how jank the 'difficulty' is and they wouldn't. I think they struggled to finish a D5 (out of 10) mission in one stream.

[candid drift]

u r so unbelievably real

[delicate vapor]

My main weapon when I was a noob

[candid drift]

can we be friends

[jaunty path]

ZOATED

[obtuse oak]

depends on the dev and their role

[blazing hawk]

I love the new gamemode

[whole bough]

same cause its really good at horde clear

[upper citrus]

Didn't you see the arbites showcase? They play in sedition lmao

[obtuse oak]

UI and sfx people arent necessarily hardcore about it but they dont need to be

[rough verge]

Reminds me of the charity challenge😵‍💫

[obtuse oak]

I cleared a h40 with one of the weapon designers

[blazing hawk]

I went from 1 to 4 names in a second when 500 scab ragers

[stuck wasp]

Expedition to me answer 1 thing only:

• Open aired maps
• Maps with no set paths
  And for those 2 things, it does its job

[stark solar]

is the audio engine still borked?

[jaunty path]

👁️

[blazing hawk]

I think that was just the community not the AH

[upper citrus]

If i wanted this id just play an open world game

[obtuse oak]

but the new weapons have been kino for a reason.

[whole bough]

open world fps 40k game

[jaunty path]

no.

expeditions bad

remove expeditions

[rough verge]

Yeah. They didnt do shi. But left a rotten taste in my mouth

[upper citrus]

Openworldtide

[jaunty path]

thanks

[stuck wasp]

Showcase are on lower difficulties cause it let the weapon animations, and other things be more legible in a trailer than having 50 Poxburster in the trailer

[blazing hawk]

HD2 glazers when you donate 1000 bucks to charity and ask the devs to just play their game (they must be DOXXED immediately and be KILLED)

[rough verge]

Skyrimtide

[obtuse oak]

turns out those things arent very conducive to the tide combat formula

[marsh iris]

Grim Theft Auto

[simple cliff]

The monkey paw curls. Ubisoft is making it.

[obtuse oak]

people stopped for a reason

[stuck wasp]

And there were people asking for that though 🤷

[blazing hawk]

I fucking hate that we have to take a valk

[obtuse oak]

if the level design isnt funneling you through certain paths and setpieces for combat then it just isnt very engaging

[stark solar]

in a game like this, yes

[blazing hawk]

Why can't we have an airlock part of the ship where we can fortnite jump down from orbit into any mission we like

[upper citrus]

In a chaos wastes matter, not whatever expeditions are

[stark solar]

it's why vt2 was so popular

[whole bough]

well also in an open enviroment you get shot

[blazing hawk]

Like the floating hypixel pvp arena

[stuck wasp]

Feel like the last mission/event from VT2 (Okri's hunt or something) was a good way to do it, central hub, with various looping path that need to be done

[marsh iris]

i was hoping like the weapon pickups and upgrades like chaos wastes

[foggy wagon]

how long is the skull event guys?

[marsh iris]

also mission progression

[stuck wasp]

Chaos Waste did not offer any of those things that was not already in the normal mode

[blazing hawk]

As long as it takes

[jaunty path]

yea

[upper citrus]

Like 16 days I think

[twin dirge]

Ok but that's just a skill issue, I can solo clear d6-7 depending on how many drugs I've intaken

[rough verge]

I just hate the time crunch expeditions brings. I want to be able to enjoy the set pieces, play defensive melee combat, line up shots with no worry. Only gripe

[upper citrus]

I dont understand why they cant comprehend

[twin dirge]

Imagine being so shit at your own game you can't even do the medium difficulty

[simple cliff]

I can clear d10 on the regular. It isn't hard but it does often veer into the 'this is very annoying instead of difficult' area.

[twin dirge]

Yes

D10 is dumb

[jaunty path]

Harlz?

[rough verge]

Too busy ragebaiting on discord

[jaunty path]

more like

Harlz

[delicate vapor]

400mg caffeine time

[twin dirge]

I never go above d8 personally, just not worth the annoyance when I can have just as much fun

[marsh iris]

idk maybe they think they can do better than the vermintide team and try something different

[upper citrus]

And thats the precisely the problem

[rough verge]

I feel like the "nothing shall be nerfed' sentiment completely ruined hd2. It feels like all the difficulty comes from bullshit, since they cant kill you conventionally because they refuse to nerf anything and power creep means that core hd2 enemy design doesnt work

[short geyser]

That was the thing with the doxxing stuff right?

[upper citrus]

Stuff in fact does need nerfing, even in pve games, arrowhead just overdid it

The whole "its a pve game, dont nerf" group needs to stfu and grow up

[rough verge]

"Its just pve. Balence doesn't matter" until youre so strong the devs need to rewrite the rules of difficulty and now its ass

[marsh iris]

i hope the playtesters arent the ones doing the gamplay videos on sedition level

[jaunty path]

Losers as ususal

[short geyser]

Does hd2 even have playtesters?

[fallen tree]

apparently so, yet they're opening public testing servers anyway iirc?

[hazy valley]

I thought fire in HD2 was nerfed

[fallen tree]

clearly not a good bunch of testers

[hazy valley]

like multiple times over

[rough verge]

Hence, warstriders. Let's throw 80 enemies that are harder to kill than tanks, fire 40 grenades at you, forces you into the AT meta they want to escape, supposedly.

[marsh iris]

cough arbite reveal gameplay video cough

[short geyser]

Huh, I thought they admitted to it, might be wrong though

[foggy wagon]

you can also increase the difficulty by increasing number of hordes? instead of nerfing players and giving them huge "Inconvenience" to balance things out

[fallen tree]

i might also be wrong , hd2 is a mess, it breaks my heart less to just step away from it

[hazy valley]

OH

there was also the Railgun nerf

that was very funny

it went from meta weapon to people sobbing that it was too hard overnight

[fallen tree]

railgun nerf was the first sin

[rough verge]

To an extent. I guess. But power creep will prevail, and eventually scaling enemy density just becomes another flavor of difficulty bia bullshit

[short geyser]

I’ve been away for a while now, game just got a bit boring and from what I’ve heard the galactic war didn’t really matter

[thin rune]

Genuine question, why are there so many Arbites? I swear, I see them the most out of any class

[fallen tree]

i was fine until that..

[twin flower]

Recent discount on them like a few days ago

Same with scum

[jaunty path]

Easy to play. makes you feel like you have skill.

News flash

[short geyser]

From what I’ve heard, good class, fun to play, fun personalities

[jaunty path]

theyre poop.

[rough verge]

I like arbitrator personalities more than any other class

All 6 are bangers

[candid drift]

if i had a nickel for every arbi named dredd ...

[foggy wagon]

well i've been playing HD2 for quite a while and i don't see this evidence of "power creep" in weapons with the exception of the devs nerfing and buffing things according to which warbond theme gonna be released tho .

[twin flower]

I'd have 2 nickles

[candid drift]

i think i've seen more arbis named dredd than not named dredd

[delicate vapor]

red rooster

[twin flower]

Im playing around SEA so maybe they dont know Dredd

[candid drift]

oooh ya na is full of em

[marsh iris]

bredd

[candid drift]

my friend's arbi is named panera bredd

[foggy wagon]

we got veteran - zek 👍

[marsh iris]

yumm

[candid drift]

and the dog is named lemonade

[thin rune]

Maybe I’m just ass but their dogs fuck me up often

[rough verge]

My arb is named Judy

After the famous judge

[foggy wagon]

the dog messed my aim so much when they pounce i decided to trade him for some more nades

[twin flower]

saw someone name their doggo Femboy Sniffer

[candid drift]

terrifying

[rough verge]

I didnt put much thought into my arbs name in comparison to my vet. But I like her characterization more

[hazy valley]

tbh I think a lot of the criticism is a little exaggerated but I have no horse in this race because I don't play the game constantly and don't keep up with meta or game balance beyond once every few months hearing about a fun event like Cyberstan or the Illuminate invasion of Super Earth and rallying with friends to go play with the new toys for a day or two before we all drift back to our usual games

[simple cliff]

What a fucking moron. We're fighting Nurgle, not Slaneesh. Dog is wasted on the wrong faction!

[hazy valley]

like people just get too mad and then instead of leaving just continue being miserable like

bro

[jaunty path]

my arb dog used to be named whitewomanbait

[rough verge]

I named my dog after my childhood dog like a basic bitc

[jaunty path]

uh was it fox

[hazy valley]

you're legally allowed to leave if you're not having fun

[south mica]

the problem with red rooster is that i used to live in tbar and they have a local chain done by one of the original red rooster fellas (apparently) and it completely shits on red rooster

[hazy valley]

sometimes people need to be reminded I guess

[delicate vapor]

[rough verge]

Guz

Gus

[south mica]

digital toys

[jaunty path]

No I will GAME until it GETS GOOD

[candid drift]

take a break and come back to it when u wanna play it! i've had that relationship with league and i'll go months without playing and then when i do play i actually have fun]

[fallen tree]

i cant name my in game animals as my pets, i had too many and i cant favour one over the others 😭

[marsh iris]

put all of them in one name

[rough verge]

Spin a wheel dot com

[fallen tree]

i have done that once, tsuhamimomi

shortened but yea

[marsh iris]

[rough verge]

Ive only had a couple dogs. Dont get easier each time

[foggy wagon]

well... the reaction maybe a bit too much, the review bomb too. but if its the only way to express and to be heard, i can't exactly 100% condemn it. i did decide to take a break from HD2 until next huge patch, so we'll see from there

[hazy valley]

I respect it. Suffer well until it gets better. That's what I did for Darktide

But a lot of the time it feels like people complaining about HD2 are like "If I cry loud enough the devs will take pity on me and rebalance the game exactly to my tastes" and it's like ??? HUH

[delicate vapor]

[earnest veldt]

Do I play darktide or kingdom come deliverance 2. Hmmmm

[jaunty path]

tho i cant lie

not playing this game feels good

[hazy valley]

HD2 are probably the loudest babies of a community I've seen in a while tbh

[rough verge]

This skulls has been great. Having taken a break from dt and playing the easier sm2 is a nice breath of casually fresh air

[south mica]

darktide mnk with your hands on one monitor, kcd2 with a controller with your feet on another monitor

[hazy valley]

Like the game has problems for sure. It's not perfect. The devs could do better with listening to their community

But holy shitake mushrooms you could swear Arrowhead set their house on fire with how some of those babies are sobbing

[rare pulsar]

Helldivers is ok it would just be nice if they fixed some bugs md shit before releasing yet another warbond

[twin dirge]

AH SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE AFTER BUFFING FIRE DOT!!!!!

[jaunty path]

it got the loudest cuz its like everywhere. its huge, very approach able and has shit ppl like a lot

[somber stream]

They're adding more Vehicle to the next Warbond

[south mica]

no but they keep exclusively nerfing the player. cue patch notes stretching back two years of 90% player buffs and enemy nerfs

[jaunty path]

hd2 shows why live service is bad

[earnest veldt]

Everybody is such whiners nowadays because it's what social media rewards

[fallen tree]

baneblade in the 40k legendary warbond

[marsh iris]

i dont have a pet, knowing my attitude im being responsible

[rough verge]

I wish ghost of yotei legends was live setvice

[hazy valley]

THE CEO OF ARROWHEAD PERSONALLY FLEW TO MY HOUSE, SHOT MY DOG, BROKE EVERY WINDOW ON MY HOUSE, SPRAY PAINTED GRAFFITI ON MY WALLS AND THEN SAID 'we're nerfing the flamethrower this patch' AND I WAS OK UNTIL THAT LAST PART

[rough verge]

Gas game

[rare pulsar]

It honestly like in Hd 1 like the first days everyone uses the tank but eventually nobody uses vehicles anymore

[hazy valley]

GOING TO REDDIT TO ORGANIZE A REVIEW BOMB

[earnest veldt]

Are they not updating it anymore?

[marsh iris]

gas game gas prices

[hazy valley]

I CAN'T LET THIS FLAMETHROWER NERF STAND

[rough verge]

No more content it looks like. Maybe some balancing but they moving ln

On

[rare pulsar]

All i want for helldivers rn is bugfixing performance improvement and some balancing changes.

[twin dirge]

I feel like this is a development team issue, I have some weird feeling there's 2 or 3 teams running things and that's why it's such a shit show for communication, one team wants to make the game run better but every time they make an attempt the warbond or story team drop a new massive patch that breaks more shit

[earnest veldt]

Ghost of yoeti legends cosmetics ass compared to tushima legends. I was hoping they would add some actually good armors and shit

[marsh iris]

there will be no darktide 2,

only darktide remake

[hazy valley]

A lot of the whining traditionally used to be contained to forums where people could sorta ignore them tbh outside of community managers who had to make sad faces whenever people would yell so loudly it began to break ToS

[earnest veldt]

Sad

[south mica]

but yeah helldivers would 100% benefit from warbonds being every two months and some more patching

[rough verge]

Truth nuke

[rare pulsar]

They are outsourcing tons of shit

[twin dirge]

Indeed

[rare pulsar]

Wich is a big part of the problem

[twin dirge]

It's a problem

[rare pulsar]

Like multi million dollar company cant hire like 5 people?

Come on arrowhead

[hazy valley]

it's weird because like there are bigger gaming communities for other genres and yet I don't see them anywhere near the scale of being upset about their games even when they rightfully have every justification to be like look at Destiny 2 they should be setting the devs on fire and they're just quietly accepting the end

[fallen tree]

watch as they outsource to AI next

[rough verge]

The ginkgo gear always slapped

[south mica]

oh yeah i forgot warbonds are significantly outsourced

[rare pulsar]

Prolly allready happening

[fallen tree]

in some way, most definitely

[south mica]

i mean we've known since forever that it's a management issue for the most part. the sandbox balancing devs can be on fire tho

[rare pulsar]

AI is honestly a curse upon humanity the way we use it atleast.

[rough verge]

Abominable intelligence🗣🗣

[fallen tree]

there are some good uses, also a lot of bad

[earnest veldt]

I thought your pfp was an ai shirtless Donald Trump for a second

[rancid shore]

morning dark tiders

[delicate vapor]

ai make me a large bucket of kfc chicken tenders

[rough verge]

Gorming

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

ai gooners

[rough verge]

Computa maker her 9 feet tall

[fallen tree]

whats your dinner plan

[rancid shore]

AI delete yourself

[south mica]

went to my local show today, this is a country town. a food truck was playing an ai generated song about the food, and all of the little posters for different categories in the art shed were shitty ai generated scenes

[fallen tree]

i need to eat with my eyes

[foggy wagon]

still waiting for the emperor to do something about it..... i bet he's still in hiding

[marsh iris]

Grok, make me look like im eating a delicious meal

[earnest veldt]

ChatGPTingle, generate me a 10 foot tall Hadron with sweating feet and armpits

[delicate vapor]

idk

[foggy wagon]

we're on WH 0.5k

[delicate vapor]

maybe red rooster

💀

[rancid shore]

Ayo?

[twin dirge]

As an og d2 enjoyer

I already burnt down the building

[fallen tree]

🤤

i tried the new quarter pounder from mcD last night

[south mica]

gork generate yourself kissing mork

[fallen tree]

it was average

[delicate vapor]

might get one of the spicy rolls

[rough verge]

I want to get an "abominable intelligence' tattoo on my back

Would be fire

[twin dirge]

Arts and fish intelligence

[hazy valley]

Diablo 2? Dude I felt like the Diablo community was going to show up to Blizz with torches and pitchforks after the Diablo Immortal fiasco like "DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE PHONES??" LMFAO

[twin dirge]

(destiny 2)

[hazy valley]

AH OK SORRY I am very sleepy

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

[hazy valley]

and it's the caffeine

[twin dirge]

You're fine

[earnest veldt]

I hate hate HATE when games have the price you can sell an item be completely different when you actually talk to a trader. Why the fuck can the game not just show me what I'll get when I bring this shit to a shop

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

[rare pulsar]

Lmao

[rough verge]

Rest in piece d2. I miss getting shit on and a video game reinforcing my alcoholism after I lost the last game needed for the Osiris streak

[delicate vapor]

got the red rooster app on standby

[twin dirge]

Cuz it's base value vs sell value

If you had a car originally worth 200 bucks and now it doesn't work so you sell it, you're not gonna get all 200

[fallen tree]

they have an app

o:

[twin dirge]

[delicate vapor]

yea

[fallen tree]

i got the subway app, so i can get my custom heinous subs

[rough verge]

I love subway

Guilty pleasure

[south mica]

has it always been kinda shitty in terms of function but nice cause the bit of kickback and deals

like was that just me or

[delicate vapor]

i just got the app lol so cant say much

[south mica]

ah no worries

[rough verge]

Guilty due to the health. I have no shame in expressing my interests or desires

[earnest veldt]

Idgaf it's annoying for me when I get excited as fuck to see something I can sell for 5k gold or whatever then the trader gives me 80 and firm smack on the ass. Just show me both prices then or JUST the sell price when it's in MY inventory

[rare pulsar]

Dayum

[twin dirge]

Mine is Panera bread, something about that turkey bacon bravo absolutely demolishes my fine motor skills and decision making center

[rancid shore]

what the hell are we talking about

[rare pulsar]

Still getting the milk

[rough verge]

Didnt panera murder like several people via caffeinated lemonade

[twin dirge]

Honestly real, we should have double values for base cost and sell value

In games that have it

[earnest veldt]

Who the fuck would drink caffeinated lemonade

[twin dirge]

Ok, didn't monster murder several people via monster

[rough verge]

People drink pee man i dont think kts that odd

[twin dirge]

don't ingest large amounts of caffeine

[fallen tree]

monster

[earnest veldt]

When you sell an item and can't buy it back because the trader marked it up eight thousand dollars

[rancid shore]

monster

[fallen tree]

it tastes like actual sewerage that ppl would drink to become mutants

[earnest veldt]

Drinking piss is more understandable tbh

[rancid shore]

[twin dirge]

I drink java monsters, coffee in a can makes me happy

[rancid shore]

there's some good flavours tho

[fallen tree]

like a TMNT boss

[rough verge]

Way to make me sound like a real goof😵‍💫

[south mica]

yeah at least they're getting off on it and it's usually free

[fallen tree]

oh probably, i only remember the original

[earnest veldt]

Do people actually feel different after caffeine?

[rancid shore]

og does taste awful but the flavors are gud

[rancid shore]

yes

[fallen tree]

in Aus we have a drink called V, i think thats best energy drink

[short geyser]

Most people do

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna smack yo lips with my lips

I feel like if a beverage is openly stated to be caffeinated it's sorta the person that chugged 9 of them who's at fault

[rancid shore]

Austria? Australia?

[rough verge]

Now me, I prefer an ice cold viking monster

[delicate vapor]

original is good

[fallen tree]

australia, does anyone abbreivate austria like that

[twin dirge]

Regardless, killer lemonaid and a sammich are different things, I'm a whore for the sammich

[rancid shore]

fuck if I know

[rough verge]

Tart beverages🤤

[earnest veldt]

I've never tried it. I drank Aussie lemonade and Mango loco when I drank monster

I'm not a berry guy

[south mica]

i saw aussie lemonade in australia for the first time recently

[rough verge]

Then you probably won't like it ig

[south mica]

my french mate has been drinking it for years

[twin dirge]

I used to like monster until it all started tasting like battery acid to me

[rough verge]

I like all the juice monsters pretty much. Not so much on the regular and 0 sugar ones

[rancid shore]

same

[fallen tree]

i feel like Aus does lemon drinks well

Solo...

[rancid shore]

besides it's bad for me and my mental health

[twin dirge]

Coffee is good tho

[rancid shore]

both body and brain say "NUH UH" to a can of monster

[twin dirge]

Killer pfp btw

[rough verge]

I add instant espresso powder to my morning parfait

[rancid shore]

darkest dungeon is a good game

[fallen tree]

morning parfait

[twin dirge]

See now we're talking

[earnest veldt]

I used to drink like 4-6 energy drinks a day

[delicate vapor]

alcohol version and energy drink

[twin dirge]

Much to my dismay I prefer the second one to the first almost violently

[fallen tree]

TRUE. the alco version is actually so good

[twin dirge]

I just enjoy it way more

[rancid shore]

oh no yeah fucking same

[delicate vapor]

i combined all 3 before

[rancid shore]

can't deny the art in 1 was goated tho

[twin dirge]

Yeah it was

[fallen tree]

result?

[delicate vapor]

i get 25% off when I spend $10 on red rooster app

[delicate vapor]

taste the same

[fallen tree]

perfect

[rough verge]

Caffeine addiction was so bad i had to take pre workout to go to school

[delicate vapor]

might get the spicy box

[quick bloom]

It was two people: a 46 year old guy who drank like 3 and a 21 year old woman with a heart condition

[fallen tree]

i got sausages and caesar salad for dinner 🥴

but id slam a double quarter pounder

hnn

[delicate vapor]

[quick bloom]

As someone who drank over 1200 mg of caffeine at once at didn't die, that is indeed a lot of caff

[astral basin]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Youtube made the window feature on mobile a premium feature
WHY

[marsh iris]

soseg maybe ill grill some later

[twin dirge]

Everyone call Sol broke

Point and laugh

[delicate vapor]

youtube has fallen

[marsh iris]

youbroke

[fallen tree]

soseg and bread = snag

[winged swift]

Farmers sausages chopped up in caesar salad is freaking amazing, especially with salsa added too

[twin dirge]

Hah, broke

[quick bloom]

I'm not paying Google to unfuck a service they ruined on purpose

[hazy valley]

probably because literally no one cares about their F tier free movies and people are still using adblockers LOL

[delicate vapor]

i can get a rippa roll box..

[hazy valley]

they're really trying to make people use premium

[jaunty path]

Hey Paprika was good :(

[fallen tree]

that does sound incredible, unfortunately i have no salsa. i will be investigating for next time 100%

[twin dirge]

I use premium because YouTube music

[hazy valley]

I have no idea what that is

[somber stream]

I like money
🦀

[fallen tree]

altho that means i gotta find a good local salsa too

[hazy valley]

I just use spotify tbh

[jaunty path]

Anime movie by Satoshi Kon

it nice

[astral basin]

The worst thing YouTube could have done
Ts is so ass

[hazy valley]

What's it about?

[fallen tree]

Paprika is a good movie agreed

[somber stream]

The worst thing it could've done was disabling the video when you're in lock mode. Which already happened

[jaunty path]

Some guy made a dream thingy device I cant remember that well. but the movie was scary as fuck.

[rancid shore]

man I'm hungry

dieting sucks

[delicate vapor]

htought it meant the seasoning

[hazy valley]

Ok wait I love scary movies I might give this a watch

[somber stream]

You know what's an even more devious thing they could do? Pause the video when you switch tab on PC

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/L-IjCaEMcK0

[fallen tree]

both

its not scary, it has disturbing themes

[twin dirge]

I have that too, I pay for duo for my gf

[fallen tree]

like SA, etc

[twin dirge]

Peak gameplay

[quick bloom]

Quit giving them ideas

[twin dirge]

I should stop spending so much money

[nocturne bloom]

Tolerances are different as well as frequency. Tbh any caffeine is bad. Youre at risk consuming any amount

[somber stream]

Greed uuhhh, finds a way

[delicate vapor]

peak gameplay is ak pay id me 3 billion dollars

[hazy valley]

I dislike how much things are moving to subscription models like
Off the top of my head I have Youtube premium, Spotify premium, Amazon prime, Warhammer+, Dndbeyond subscription, FFXIV subscription

[marsh iris]

greed is good

[fallen tree]

i had caffeine withdrawal all throughout my japan trip. hated coffee over there, and coming from one of the best coffee culture countries

it was pain

[hazy valley]

Oh and of course a discord nitro sub

[nocturne bloom]

Some are reasonable like FF, and understandable