general-chat

[hazy valley]

the SCP foundation can't contain me

[warm gyro]

close enough

[south valve]

All the names and stuff stand out, but I can barely see the different sections of the UI. Everything is just one white mass

[timber elk]

Well it’s a good thing I am a SCP scientist here to study you

[river elbow]

Come back to the darkness.

[peak falcon]

I even make sure to try and only use normal shelling with capacity upgrade to shell as much as possible.

[midnight falcon]

I use the blue into black gradient background

Easier on the eyes

[south valve]

Please use dark mode, this can't be good for your health

[river elbow]

That's what I'm talking about!

[south valve]

Ahh that's better

[hazy valley]

SO LIKE I DID HAVE A RECENT OPTOMETRIST VISIT WHERE THE WERE SHOCKED MY EYES WERE IN SUCH GOOD CONDITION ACTUALLY
no deterioration, prescription hadn't changed, and my eyes were in good health with no signs of potential troubles down the line either
my eyesight is good and they told me to keep doing what I'm doing
if they knew I use discord light theme they might have told me to stop

[river elbow]

Who needs the Wyrmstake Blast anyway.

[midnight falcon]

After hearing that

[hazy valley]

you cannot study the clown

[midnight falcon]

Your doctor going

[hard gorge]

Best way to gunlance finish a monster

[midnight falcon]

“YOU WHAT”

[timber elk]

You’re actually a fucking SCP I’m sending you to Chernobyl blockhead.

[graceful hamlet]

Full burst combo my beloved

[peak falcon]

Me. As well as the wyvernfire with Artillery Secret.

[hazy valley]

I'm going to lick the elephant's foot and acquire more power than you could possibly imagine

[south valve]

what

👁️ 👁️

[river elbow]

Stay true to the darkness.

[graceful hamlet]

Kingdom Hearts reference

[timber elk]

Well it’s a good thing I have this FFFFFFFFUCKING BLACK HOLE

is holding the power of a black hole in his hand….or hoof….its a hand

[mystic fossil]

should i walk out and go to get a slurpee

[south valve]

In...deed?

[graceful hamlet]

Touching grass? Ewwww

[hazy valley]

don't watch you're going to make it weird

[mystic fossil]

no i walk on the concrete as it is 2077 and we all live in a dystopia

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[hazy valley]

I'm not licking it while you're staring

[midnight falcon]

Can you get me one aswell

I’ll take any flavor that isn’t cherry

[graceful hamlet]

Well I’m gonna space my marine 2 while my cat is distracted looking out the window

[mystic fossil]

i gotchu

[south valve]

This is why I'm staring at you

don't lick it

[river elbow]

Licking one of the most radioactive things on the planet is pretty weird in and of itself.

[hazy valley]

you have to blink sometime Arby boy

[river elbow]

You'll be looking like a Nurgling in no time.

[hazy valley]

do you think I should take a bite instead? I mean I thought it'd be rude but like

[timber elk]

Wow it’s like I live in a actual neighborhood

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️
👁️ ---
--- 👁️
👁️ 👁️

[midnight falcon]

So you’re telling me the neon green glowing rock ISNT sour apple flavor?

[hazy valley]

this is cheating

[mystic fossil]

cuz you still hooked up to the matrix choom

[south valve]

I'm glad you could tell what that meant 😭

I wasn't sure it made sense

[hazy valley]

why don't people do that with SCP 173?

[river elbow]

I mean... uh, of course, it is definitely Sour Apple Flavor.

[mystic fossil]

if i ever catch you in the matrix i'll flatline you

[south valve]

I'm not familiar?

The peanut looking one?

[hazy valley]

yeah the peanut that teleports and snaps your neck if you blink

[river elbow]

The Weeping Angel SCP.

[south valve]

Ohh okay

Yeah, they could just do that

[graceful hamlet]

Should I buy a heroic weapon or some cosmetics in SM2 with my blue Doritos

[south valve]

Dr Who, more like Dr stoopid

[hazy valley]

Dr Who more like Dr Where is this dude's brain??

[twin flower]

Doctor? Who?

[timber elk]

I AMMMM THE MATRIX🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️ gives you a bunch of Taco Bell foods

[south valve]

This is Dr TRUE

[warm gyro]

dr who stinks now

used to be OK

[midnight falcon]

You coulda gave us laxative infused muffins and it would have the same effect

[river elbow]

Doctor Who? Who's the Doctor? queue the Avatar face dude.

[timber elk]

I’m not that evil

[marsh iris]

good morning my pretties

[river elbow]

Only someone evil would say that.

[south valve]

Dr Hue:
🟥 🟧 🟨 🟩 🟦 🟪

[twin flower]

He said im pretty

[midnight falcon]

There’s my sleep paralysis demon

I missed yah

[timber elk]

I’m literally a eldritch enity what the fuck do you take me for no I’m not a animal

[hazy valley]

you think I'm pretty??

[timber elk]

No :]

[hazy valley]

[dire kayak]

me with light mode

[twin flower]

Just straight up No

[river elbow]

An Eldritch Enitity? How does that make it any better?!

[timber elk]

I’m sorry but I don’t know you :[

[warm gyro]

yes :)

[timber elk]

I OBSERVE THINGS NOT MIND FUCK INTO OBLIVION

[hazy valley]

that's fair you can't see my clown costume

[dire kayak]

you need a costume to be a clown?

[midnight falcon]

This shit is frying me

[south valve]

Large ears individual

[hazy valley]

no you can also just sign up for a Reddit account and post on r/Darktide

[twin flower]

me waking up after a 43C day in my room

[dire kayak]

me rn

i got writing inspiration but it's not for my main setting

[marsh iris]

onsen egg

[river elbow]

Alright, well, absolute pleasure chatting with you all. I am off to resume my session of ESO. May the Judge of Terra guide your hands as you slaughter the heretic, the traitor, and the mutant.

[vivid zinc]

What if we got no hands?

[river elbow]

Use your forehead.

[twin flower]

nubbins of death

[marsh iris]

nubhub

[cyan crater]

Are we ever gonna get new store cosmetics for Arbities and Hive Scum?

[midnight falcon]

Not in this lifetime champ

[hazy valley]

are you implying you're typing on your keyboard with your feet??

[vivid zinc]

With the Imperium be providing me with an administorum-approved helmet for the head smashing?

[twin flower]

Dunno about Arbites, they havent gotten one since he came out lmao

I really think the Palatine Enforcers would look great on them

But alas

[vivid zinc]

No. I press the keys with my tongue. What kind of depraved sicko do you think I am?

[twin flower]

we get slop

[marsh iris]

of course we do, we got a full page exclusive for arby and scum

[astral basin]

Mfw someone went viral for winning his duo lane comp with a foot yuumi

[twin flower]

idk about scoom but Arby has had that same coat since forever

[dire kayak]

there's a really annoying pjsk append chart that some people find so difficult they use their feet for part of it

[marsh iris]

full pages

[south valve]

Insert joke

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[south valve]

that I don't want to make

[hazy valley]

To be fair that champion could be played by someone who is a quadriplegic

[midnight falcon]

You’ve already opened the box

[south valve]

Pandora Painted

[midnight falcon]

Let’s get a borderlands esque 40k game

There’s no way that fails

Right

[glacial shoal]

i'm back

sup folks

[dire kayak]

there's only a limited amount of koishium

quick get as much as possible

[south valve]

What is koishium

[keen grove]

Anyone have a general tier list for characters?

[vivid zinc]

Unironically that could work if you were Orks and you collected bits of weapons to give to the weird boyz who'd fuse all that random loot you picked up into useful stuff, if you give them enough teef.

[midnight falcon]

They’re all good

[mystic fossil]

scum ans psyker s tier

[midnight falcon]

Tierlist.exe

[dire kayak]

very rare gem

[marsh iris]

having morning coffe, what up my dorf

[south valve]

Oh okay

[dire kayak]

worth 1 billion aquilas

[south valve]

I will quest to gather it all

[keen grove]

Ik it’s just for like general knowledge for where ppl heads are at

[glacial shoal]

not much tbh, just gaming

[midnight falcon]

Aaaaand that’s where I lost interest

[obsidian wren]

Skitarii in 29 days

[marsh iris]

valid

[midnight falcon]

Never been a fan of orks

Or space marines

[keen grove]

Thx, any rating on the others?

[obsidian wren]

Everyone is good in their own right

Its a matter of learning them and what they are good at

[midnight falcon]

Game sense wins out in the end

[candid drift]

everything else is around the same level imo, diff characters have different roles. scum and psyker r just overtuned tho

[mystic fossil]

zealot is solid all around vet you gotta be careful arby and ogryn are tanks

[hazy valley]

S Tier Hive Scum, Psyker
A Tier Veteran, Zealot, Arbites
B Tier Ogryn

But they're all fine

There are no F Tiers

[candid drift]

i don't think ogryn is weaker than the others tbh

[keen grove]

Ik that lol like I said it’s just for general knowledge of wat ppl think based on using them like who’s fun’s, who stands out, stuff like that

[midnight falcon]

Scum the beloved fent baby

[obsidian wren]

You mfs call ogryn b tier and mid until they save your fat asses from 5 crushers or bulwark walls

[vivid zinc]

I call them Ohiobois

[keen grove]

Intersting, ty all

[marsh iris]

ogryn is strong but it feels too slow for me

[midnight falcon]

That or local Florida man is apt

[obsidian wren]

He has a slower rhythm

[hazy valley]

It's lower damage output and more at risk than others just because it has a larger model/profile/silhouette. It just means Ogryns have to be a bit more skilled than others to play it in higher difficulties. Meanwhile Arbites is kinda autoplay

[marsh iris]

i do enjoy handing out shield sandwich

[vivid zinc]

Nah Hivescum is like the homeless Florida man on bathsalts. They're a cut above the rest.

[obsidian wren]

You need a specific mental tuning to be cracked out at ogryn with anything other than shield or bully club

[midnight falcon]

Stimm lab just being random chemicals they found under the sink

[candid drift]

idt ogryn has lower dmg output. i've played a lot of games with top dmg ogryns, and not just the obvious pbb twink / rumbler builds. tho this is without psyker, as the ppl i play h40 with don't like playing w psyker

[midnight falcon]

Got a lil bit of oxy clean and draino in a needle

[obsidian wren]

The golden standard is "im big, so i protect tiny ones at all costs"

[mystic fossil]

they a literal eversor assassin

unstoppable

[astral basin]

It was just pointed to me that the candle servoskull has
Quite a bit of flesh

[vivid zinc]

They should have cans of chrome and thank Imotan Joe for saving them from their addiction to water.

[obsidian wren]

Guys my aquilas say 420

[hazy valley]

Lower potential output. Hive Scum and Psyker pull crazy damage. A good Ogryn will be better than your average player for sure but they have to sweat more to do it. That's in spite of the class, not because of it imo

[astral basin]

And then i scrolled more
“Road snacks fkr the Ogryns”

[obsidian wren]

Idk how you didnt notice it, that shit morbid

[hazy valley]

Other classes can pull much crazier damage

Damage is not the only important metric tho

[midnight falcon]

I would laugh my ass off if anarchist shouted “WITNESS MEEEEEE” when he pulls out the rocket launcher

[hazy valley]

Survivability, crowd control, mobility, builds, utility, etc. are all important factors too

[candid drift]

i just don't agree from my experience in h40s with ppl that r all good at the game

and thats ok

[hazy valley]

A Hive Scum and Ogryn player of equal skill will have the Hive Scum hard carrying damage. But that doesn't mean Ogryn is bad

It means Hive Scum has a talent tree, weapons, blessings, etc. that lend it more toward higher potential damage output in good hands

[vivid zinc]

Don't confuse the nerds. It's not nice 🙁

[obsidian wren]

Bottom line is you chuds should stop calling ogryns b tier when they are the most concerned about other players and watching your back, especially when they protect veterans and allow them to shoot

[hazy valley]

A good Ogryn will be better than a bad Hive Scum

[obsidian wren]

Ogryns are a blessing

[hazy valley]

A good Ogryn will also probably be better than your average Hive Scum

A good Hive Scum will be better than a good Ogryn

[jaunty path]

Hm. Trve

[candid drift]

ya i was mostly talking abt the other classes cos scum is scum but even then, ogryn certainly does enough dmg for it to not be a problem with the ogryn class compared to others

[midnight falcon]

Fent man just has too much output

[hazy valley]

Don't take it personally. This is more a reflection of current class design more than the players behind the classes. I'm not attacking Ogryn players. I'm not attacking anyone. If you feel attacked consider that I'm not attacking

[candid drift]

trying to make a dad joke here but kinda struggling

[mystic fossil]

a good hive scum solos the game

same with psyker

[candid drift]

hi not attacking [blank] ...

[hazy valley]

A good enough player can solo with any class tbh

Not me

LMFAO

[midnight falcon]

@stark bobcat

[hazy valley]

But there are cracked players out here that can do anything and still solo

[mystic fossil]

vet it's so hard same with ogryn imo

zealot psyker and scum have so much in kit to solo

[hazy valley]

HI MILKFISH!!!!!

[hazy valley]

Some classes gotta sweat a little more for sure

[candid drift]

vet has some builds that feel ok in that regard but certainly others that feel like they need more help

ogryn feels fine to me when i have to clutch but i haven't acc done any ogryn solos (auric only)

i should try that

[astral basin]

Tbf a bad hive scum already died

[twin flower]

I can't say about the other classes but I like 1 tapping with the vet

Did meet a really goated Ogryn earlier

WAs just deleting stuff with his nade launcher

[astral basin]

I like throwing blaster fire w shocktrooper n laspistol

[hazy valley]

I love playing a Vet with a Lasgun, Survivalist and Shock Trooper

I don't need any ammo

Feed your gun my PBB Ogryn

FEAST

[twin flower]

Pretty fun yeah

[hazy valley]

The world is your rations

[astral basin]

“Hey guys im outta ammo. Wait never mind i got 3 (15) shots”

[dire kayak]

finally have an idea for how to write yuri

[twin flower]

"and they then kiss"

[hazy valley]

People concerned because they see I'm yellow ammo and keep pinging ammo but I don't need it because I'm a Helbore Vet with Surgical

Yellow ammo for me is White ammo

Orange ammo for me is White Ammo

[twin flower]

I got a Helbore whose dumpstat is just 60% ammo

[hazy valley]

My fav Helbore has 0% damage

I keep her for the funny

[twin flower]

actually 0%?

I didnt know we could get stuff at 0

[south valve]

You use it to blind enemies

[hazy valley]

Let me show you

[south valve]

Shoot them in the eyes

[hazy valley]

I'll hop on Darktide to screenshot it real quick

[twin flower]

pacifist route

[south valve]

I am hugging a bottle of frozen water to cool down

I may get frostbite but it’s worth

[mystic fossil]

you won't get frost bite

[south valve]

(Joke)

[dire kayak]

ive got 3 half-written stories but the yuri is more important

[twin flower]

seeing people write here made me wanna do it too and i wrote a little short story of my own about Trench Crusade

which will never see the light of day from anyone else

[south valve]

If it’s not forbidden knowledge, what’s your yuri about?

[south valve]

It’s stuff from beyond the door

[dire kayak]

it's very very far from done but i can give the premise

[south valve]

Yes please

[dire kayak]

gonna dm it though because im scared of being judged i don't want to spoil it for everyone

[twin flower]

hidden in my top secret folder of "nunya bizness"

[south valve]

Fair

[south valve]

What faction was it about?

[hazy valley]

#darktide-pics-vids message

here it is

[obsidian wren]

Im not

Im just yapping bruh

[twin flower]

Jannisaries and how my main protag came to be one of 'em

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

Those are the sultanate guys right?

[twin flower]

Yeppers

[hazy valley]

[marsh iris]

no jannisary drip

[twin flower]

REAL

Give us Maccabians!

[south valve]

Best faction

[stuck crescent]

BETTER THAN THE KRIEG, AMIRIGHT?

[marsh iris]

give us the 🗿 mask

[twin flower]

I hope they make a book one day

[stuck crescent]

Think they feature in one of rpgs

Only war, I belive

[twin flower]

Oh, we was talking about Trench Crusade Jannisaries for a bit

And then it came to Maccabians

[obsidian wren]

I was soloing the world on auric for like 5 minutes with a shovel and Ilas

Me died

[marsh iris]

[obsidian wren]

High fire rate infantry lasgun goes incredibly hard

With the 2 crit blessings and shock trooper

This shit bussin

[marsh iris]

point and click adevnture lasgun drives me nuts

[obsidian wren]

But

Its ammo efficient

And it outputs insane damage

Its the helbore's little brother

[marsh iris]

ik i dont like the feel

[shy panther]

are the dual autopistols bugged??

i just came back after like, a month break and they dont fucking register -most- hits

[obsidian wren]

Im ngl but literally every gun in this game is a point and click adventure man

Its just a different form of point and click

[marsh iris]

boltgun forever

[candid drift]

woah i didn't know this was even possible

[midnight falcon]

It’s nerf or nothing

Type gun

[bronze wren]

POV: you used a gun for the first time in your life

[obsidian wren]

I dont get it 🙂

Too busy gamering to think

[marsh iris]

someone pass me another gun, this one cant shoot anymore

[woeful tiger]

Ork racing is so fun

If yall haven’t tried speed freeks out I recommend trying jt

[marsh iris]

hows the playerbase tho

[bronze wren]

insert reaper from overwatch

[bronze wren]

Is it on console aswell?

[woeful tiger]

Came out when they announced skitarii

[bronze wren]

So uh

[marsh iris]

every niche game playerbase are always in europe or US

[bronze wren]

Yes?

[obsidian wren]

Why can a dog pounce me the milisecond after a mutant throws me

What the FUCK is that bullshit

[woeful tiger]

Yes

[bronze wren]

Aight neat

[woeful tiger]

It’s on sale too because of Warhammer skulls

[marsh iris]

bullshit named teamwork

[obsidian wren]

Fuck teamwork

[midnight falcon]

Gotta leave it up to the Russians to keep a dead game on life support

[bronze wren]

My broke ass can’t even afford to read the word „sale“

Maybe next month tho

[marsh iris]

we'll see in a few months about the playerbase after some announcements release

[grim spoke]

hello swaglings

[obsidian wren]

Die for no reason at all

[grim spoke]

FUCK you

[obsidian wren]

Im kissing you RIGHT NOW

[grim spoke]

hm

why,,,

[obsidian wren]

The real question is

Why not

Free will is an amazing thing

Im using my free will to be a dumbass

[bronze wren]

restraining order speedrun

[obsidian wren]

The speedrun ended as soon as it started

Ok back to darktide

[fair bridge]

raining now

laying under the tarp on the hammock

[hard star]

The unfathomable urge to grind so I can have a maxed out M1 Garand for my skitarii on day one

[fair bridge]

when tarp twists and water falls on me

i scream

[jaunty path]

bish

[fair bridge]

TY FOR COMING MY TED TALKS!!!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[dire kayak]

i imagine you screaming exactly like the wilhelm scream

[hazy kestrel]

92k, almost…there…

I will be free

[dire kayak]

@south valve get ready to eat his salvage when hes on 99,999 salvage

[south valve]

🤤 salvage

[marsh iris]

fun things to collect

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[hazy kestrel]

And then you can all laugh at me once I finish the penance and it gets nerfed.

God, I cannot wait to be done with it.

[rapid meteor]

Not even sure what you're talking about lol

[hazy kestrel]

The 100k salvage collection penance for the dead mode that is Expeditions

[rapid meteor]

Hallo

[jaunty path]

hii

[rapid meteor]

Hru?

[marsh iris]

personman nah, salvageman

[dire kayak]

writing yuri

[twin flower]

adorbs

[jaunty path]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[storm pond]

How long does it take for Fatshark to respond to account mirroring tickets?

[astral basin]

Indeed missus

[storm pond]

It's been 2 days and I haven't heard anything

[astral basin]

Aa

Account mirroring tickets?

[midnight falcon]

Can we get a war crime counter in the chat

[fading otter]

By 2 days do you mean Saturday and Sunday lol, I’m pretty sure they don’t work weekends

[twin flower]

Swedes amirite

[storm pond]

I submitted on Friday I believe

[marsh iris]

swedish time dilation

[marsh iris]

iirc 1 business day

[storm pond]

Ok

[marsh iris]

though it was about some cosmetic i logged

[storm ember]

why the fuck is Helldivers 21 gigs, Overwatch 67 gigs, Ready or not 40 gigs, and Darktide is 91 full gigs NOBODY HAS THE SPACE FOR YOU

FATSHARK!!!!!!!!!

FATSHARK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

[twin flower]

[tender horizon]

If you have space for OW and RoN you have space for DT

[twin flower]

Delete OW

[storm ember]

NO I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[marsh iris]

overwatch huh...

[midnight falcon]

You’d have a heart attack if you saw the storage reqs for modern CoD titles

[storm ember]

lemme see

[marsh iris]

mechwarrior 5 was 200 gigs

[twin flower]

150 woppers

[storm ember]

AAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[storm ember]

its 82.44gb now

[twin flower]

I think HD2 was like way bigger before too and they optimized it

[midnight falcon]

Depending on if you want the full game installed or not

It ranges from 82

To 214 gigs

That’s the most recent cod title btw

[marsh iris]

could be my mods

[somber stream]

Cat barfed on me while i was still sleeping...

I am, human vomit

[potent sage]

terrible omen

licht century of humiliation

[somber stream]

Nay

I REJECT THIS STRANGE TURN OF FATE

[spice crane]

ay bro I been playing the game for years, and this entire time i've been too afraid to ask. But two of my family members recently overdosed on fentanyl and it reoriented my perspective on life. So I'm just gonna go ahead and ask because life is short.

Can we please add in the option to romance Hadron

[somber stream]

Ngl chief i think Rinda is much a better choice than Hagdron

[marsh iris]

ill have dukane

she needs some lesson

[somber stream]

Both of them probably stink af but at least one would be willing to take a shower, if push come to shove

[somber stream]

All yours!

[marsh iris]

she probably have that tub of water and rag on her room desk used for cleaning oneself

[rapid meteor]

Hmmm

[sleek harness]

Garut

[marsh iris]

what is it Foolish Skaven

[sleek harness]

Why you calling me by my full name

Weirdo

[marsh iris]

no u

[storm ember]

full government

[marsh iris]

rrrrrrrrrrrrat

[sleek harness]

You are the only weirdo here

[storm ember]

i just want morrow to slap the barber-churgeon

[rapid meteor]

Awoop

[twin flower]

u called him by his full name too tho

[sleek harness]

I didn't called him by his full name

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

hmm

[somber stream]

And what is his supposed ful name? Garut the discord user?

[sleek harness]

His full name is Garut Leandro of Crion

[somber stream]

You can't just pull people's full name out of your ass like that, rat

[sleek harness]

Garut didn't confirm or denied

[marsh iris]

Garut is my full name

[sleek harness]

Calm your horses

[marsh iris]

pow!

[modest flume]

RIP Garuta, absolute baddie

[sleek harness]

I see

[exotic vapor]

FOR THE EMPRA

[sleek harness]

So I was right

[marsh iris]

she's not dead, she's in your hearts

[somber stream]

Garuta was found dead at the back of an alley, overdosed of fent, surrounded by dozens of vodka bottles

[sleek harness]

This must be brutal

[modest flume]

No..! That's not true...! That's impossible! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sleek harness]

Like a Mortal Combat finish scene

[somber stream]

Such is the Valhallan ways

[marsh iris]

she's riding off into the sunset with fem-licht

[twin flower]

dead in an alley?

[modest flume]

Now that is a true warrior's end

[somber stream]

Fem Licht died in a cavalry charge against a batallion of heretic armoured tanks, due to a mistake by the Administratum

"Knights? Did they not request kni- ooooooh, KNIGHTS, like the big ones, okay my bad"
-Bob, Adeptus Administratum officer #512634

[somber edge]

Which classes are most played and least played?

[marsh iris]

she's a rough rider

[little marten]

Rip

Turns out I actually suck at total war wtf

[modest flume]

Me listening to Riders on The Storm atm:

[twin flower]

which one you playing

[little marten]

Warhammer

[marsh iris]

3 or 2?

[little marten]

3

It’s not even the battles I just end up against like 40 stack

[twin flower]

Yeaah, I only know Total War Rome and Britania

[little marten]

I THRIVED in three kingdoms as the farmer faction because I became the fertile nation of crops and while everyone was dying from famine during their wars I kept everyone fed

[marsh iris]

only played 2 it was quite fun, but yeah the units are very specialist

[little marten]

Never fought just traded food the whole campaign lmao

[marsh iris]

foodhammer

[somber stream]

Guy was larping as the Swiss

[twin flower]

Food of 3 kingdoms

[marsh iris]

Glutton of thrones

[little marten]

Literally and when the big three kingdom event triggered all the factions were starving so I just assimilated them with my vast food offerings

[modest flume]

Swiss Pikemen were tough

[steel anvil]

You know I'm going to say honestly kind of miss the days to be honest of old YouTube these days

[little marten]

China doesn’t give me enough credit for keeping them alive

[marsh iris]

i had skaven infestations in all my ork town

fackin rats

[twin flower]

theyre everywher

[little marten]

I can’t even take the beginner territories because they get crammed with like 40 stack goblins

[somber stream]

And expensive, too

Funny how they built their nation on mercenary jobs

[modest flume]

Once upon a time, you did get what you paid for

Blackwatch were tough SoBs too

[steel anvil]

As much as I like dark tide the only complain I had with that game well I am fine with monetization being basically cosmetics and classes but can you give us some more premium currency than just 500 and be less stingy about it

[somber stream]

"Ahh shieet i had to poke Frank from D platoon yesterday while on the field, apparently our employer hired more guy than his was"
"Damn, i liked frank"

^ Probably happened, since the swiss made some rules against hiring their own mercenary on one another

[marsh iris]

they get rich off of cheese

[rancid shore]

should i darken some tides?

[rancid shore]

i also thinking of roguing some cores in deep rock

also im so happy for skitarii

even made a seperate savings acc so i dont use the money for it

genius i know

[fair bridge]

playing game called puck

[twin flower]

stonks

[fair bridge]

its just hockey

it rocks

[rancid shore]

puck

[marsh iris]

puckey

[somber stream]

As a child i imagined future war will be fought between nations with giant mechanical dinosaur robot with laser eyes

Instead we get shitty flies strapped with explosive instead smh

[marsh iris]

**SOON™ **

i heard we got those explosive flies carrier

[fierce obsidian]

I don't remember getting 5k Diam

[somber stream]

Highly manoeuvrable mini size drone swarm strapped with explosive device as strong as a hand grenade, automatically target those without proper IFF ident

[marsh iris]

most likely shaped charges instead of grenades

also flown via fiber optic, like TOW missiles

[twin flower]

rewards from the event

[fierce obsidian]

Oh

[marsh iris]

least likely to get jammed

[fierce obsidian]

.... yippeee

I can finally have good things

[somber stream]

Shaped charge require direct contact and is aimed at vital points for the kill, shrapnels triggered by proximity are much more effective in taking out infantry, but yeah there's the matter of jammers

[marsh iris]

wire-guided

[somber stream]

I was thinking, a swarm of hundreds of small automated drones

Fibre optic isn't realistic in that specific case

[marsh iris]

have you seen that IED shaped charge which spews molten metal? no contact needed

not necessarily like RPG

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Oh this i didn't know about, have a footage?

[marsh iris]

trying to find the vid

[somber stream]

Also i've seen that one Ukraine footage of a countryside forest

Place is filled with fibre optic it looks like a den of giant spiders

[formal mortar]

Now the squirrels have internet

[quaint moss]

THEYRE DOING IT <- my fake reaction to skitarii announcement

[nocturne bloom]

Steal it all and resell it

[somber stream]

All fun and games until you see a FPV above your head

[nocturne bloom]

Bust a fortnite move

[somber stream]

Oh they strapped shotguns on those now, mostly to counter other drones

[quaint moss]

its friendly, it only bites a little

[somber stream]

I hate modern warfare so much

[quaint moss]

[quaint moss]

new, old, both?

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

2019 was fine

[midnight falcon]

I’m calling it now

Price dies on mw4

[quaint moss]

ah so modern modern warfare

[midnight falcon]

They’re gonna do the whole subvert expectations thing

[quaint moss]

[midnight falcon]

Ghost and soap died last time

Price and soap died this time

[somber stream]

I stopped caring lol

[quaint moss]

the plot is lost

fr

[somber stream]

They made something special with MW2019, everything else that follow was no more than corporate milking

But even in 2019 they altered history to blame the 'high way of death' incident on the Russians

[quaint moss]

no rush: was a big even in the og, i dont remember what they even did in the remake

i feel like it was a plane

[formal mortar]

No it was a bird

[twin dirge]

I did no such thing

[marsh iris]

theres bunch of footage but theres simulation vid which is much easier to visualize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eASJbjtw180

[twin flower]

so that thing being launched is the molten metal?

[marsh iris]

inverted conical/concave sheet (maybe copper) behind it is the explosive charge which forces the sheet to shape into a tiny molten needle

[twin flower]

huh

[dire kayak]

ooouugghh

chaaatttt what should i dooo

[twin flower]

uhh

play sum darktide

[marsh iris]

mini shaped charges in bolter rounds

[twin dirge]

Sm2 siege mode hard

Solo, no bots

[fair bridge]

wjat the hell is the point of a tiny plastic slinky

it cant even walk down the steps

stupid..... stupid .....

[twin flower]

slinky dink

[dire kayak]

im trying my hardest

[somber stream]

Interesting concept, but i reckon the damage would be limited to a straight line, yes?

[midnight falcon]

You’re suppose to feed it til it matures into a big slinky

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlO2gcs1YvM
Kinda reminds me of this one

[marsh iris]

just purely for penetration at a distance, its been used for years

[somber stream]

Yesterday's fiction is today's reality

[marsh iris]

[graceful hamlet]

Put me in a robot so I can be a cool droid

[steady laurel]

Does combat knife still run uncanny strike?

[graceful hamlet]

Download me into the internet

[twin flower]

neural chip implants and download kung fu moves into yer noggin

[twin flower]

they kinda nerfed uncanny iirc

[steady laurel]

All fun and games till someone whips out a sandevistan

[twin flower]

its joever

[limber zealot]

How's it going fellas

[graceful hamlet]

I should finish cyberpunk

[vivid zinc]

Well to prove to myself I could do my 200gb 2800 mod Skyrim install but the game is boring and no amount of gooner mods can change that lol. So delete it goes!

[limber zealot]

I just got back home after a near 6 hour bus ride

It feels like I'm in heaven

[graceful hamlet]

Play the Star Wars starfield mod

[limber zealot]

Laying in your own bed and taking a shower in your own home is so nice

[twin dirge]

Real

[vivid zinc]

Why when I could just play Outlaws? kek

[limber zealot]

Also now I can play tide again

[twin dirge]

I also enjoying laying in phrogs bed and using their shower

[marsh iris]

bro gonna wake up in a underwater base

[limber zealot]

Been having an itch since I left town

[vivid zinc]

I am installing Starfield atm though lol

[graceful hamlet]

You’re stuck with a pistol in Outlaws

[graceful hamlet]

I accept digital immortality 💪

[vivid zinc]

Yeah but the Outlaws has polish in all the places Starfield doesn't

[candid drift]

precog + finesse or executor + mk with bleed talents

[marsh iris]

the first hurdle, flip a coin on conciousness continuity

[graceful hamlet]

Kinda sad when the Ubisoft game is more polished ngl

[vivid zinc]

Though mods are helping, now there's a seamless FTL space travel mod.

[graceful hamlet]

The trickiest part smh

Kinda sad we could have so much money in science research, but noooo, gotta go bomb places again 😔

[marsh iris]

wakes up in VRchat

[graceful hamlet]

Troll people by making their browser Rick roll them

I will haunt the internet

[twin flower]

I remember a vr clip where one guys avatar was a big ass imperial ship saying he's about to exterminate the chat room

[marsh iris]

[quaint moss]

wakes up in dreadnaught #general-chat message

[mystic fossil]

should i play darktide

[patent scroll]

I may be missing something but what's goin on with all the flags on the skitaari announcement 🤔 is it like transitioning from human to CLANKER

[mystic fossil]

i don't understand?

like going from human to skiitari?

you gotta chrome up choom

[visual vortex]

why is ship green

[mystic fossil]

nurgle

[visual vortex]

oh right

[patent scroll]

Like I keep seeing ppl put the flags with skitaari and I personally don't mind I'm just curious as to the reason

[dire kayak]

i think they did lighting changes

[visual vortex]

tell them to revert it it's ugly af

[patent scroll]

I had a friend who identifies as an apache helicopter so It's fine with me

[warm gyro]

Putting the trans in transhuman

[visual vortex]

it's l;ike an ominous green

[patent scroll]

Like is that why? I'm just lost I'm sorry

[warm gyro]

Because it's funny

[marsh iris]

ill chrome your chungus

[visual vortex]

people like putting their entire personality into something and it's never funny or improves it

[mystic fossil]

[patent scroll]

So it is a inside joke towards human transitioning to borg just to double check

[drowsy lynx]

[warm gyro]

you're looking too deep into it

[patent scroll]

So it's like just a random reaction that ppl put ?

😭

[warm gyro]

yeah

[patent scroll]

Thank you 😩

[formal mortar]

I just mobilitied on my throne

[warm gyro]

a better question would be what the saudi arabian and scottish flags have to do with anything

[patent scroll]

... that's a great question

[warm gyro]

[patent scroll]

I wanna say it's the cool robes ig?

Like showerrobes cus shower hot and sand place is hot too?

[patent scroll]

Funniest bit is I main big thunky smash man

Oggy strongesht

[warm gyro]

im scum main

but i play a bit of every

[formal mortar]

I am - main

[patent scroll]

I have tbe utmost respect to your dedication

They're too fragile for me

[dire kayak]

i haven't seen leanna here in a while

i hope she's okay

[warm gyro]

glass cannon perhaps

but a well build scum shouldn't be fragile

[formal mortar]

My gf says I go through doors like the koolaid man

[patent scroll]

How'd you get a red name?

Oo a purple one:0

[warm gyro]

i run triple toughness curio and then i have x3 health perks on them to not get insta killed by a burster

[formal mortar]

Not sure if I know who leanna is

[dire kayak]

talk a bunch

[patent scroll]

Bet

[dire kayak]

the hound

[somber stream]

That's a compliment if i ever see one

[patent scroll]

So how was everyone's memorial day eve

[warm gyro]

some people run x2 tough and x1 health

[formal mortar]

Blahaj pfp?

[warm gyro]

but scum isnt really that fragile if you know what to take advantage of

[dire kayak]

yuhhh

[patent scroll]

Anyone scream for the emperor within the last five minutes? I have 😌

[warm gyro]

it has some very powerful survivability talents

[patent scroll]

Threw a rock at a heretic cus why not 😌

[formal mortar]

Oh yeah I hope she is well too. I always remember her as blahaj

[patent scroll]

Oh and also ye, I may need to look deeper into the class ngl

[warm gyro]

almost every good build takes Hive City Brawler

its free damage reduction

[twin dirge]

My dump stat is damage

[formal mortar]

Weakest class is zealot

[patent scroll]

Is that the purple stat

[twin dirge]

You dump damage so you have to hit the heretics more to cause extra suffering, technically speaking I'm just playing the true meta

[warm gyro]

no its a talent on the branch that leads to adrenaline frenzy

[patent scroll]

Oddly enough they gave em heavy class style equipment

[floral ermine]

me when i lie

[patent scroll]

Oh so like a blue one

[warm gyro]

yea

[formal mortar]

They have weak ego

[patent scroll]

Gotchu gotchu

[warm gyro]

ill show you in scum chat since i cant send pics here

[floral ermine]

me when i lie x2

[patent scroll]

So you excited for skitaari?

[marsh iris]

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

[patent scroll]

I saw blue bullet and went awooga

[warm gyro]

i've been waiting for a mechanicus class since launch

[formal mortar]

Zealots act like they take the most skill but they have the god emperor as a crutch

[twin dirge]

I'm excited for a new class so I can play again tbh

[patent scroll]

What . . . Is this herecy 😰

[twin dirge]

That skill that makes you immortal for whatever time instead of dying is easy mode

[patent scroll]

I thought you called them weak

[twin dirge]

I don't think I'm capable of taking downs often enough to die

[patent scroll]

The emperor by ur side is totally rad

[warm gyro]

until death / holy revenant

[marsh iris]

scawwy orange

[marsh iris]

he's my sidechick

[twin dirge]

Yes, see I haven't played since expeditions dropped so my knowledge is rusting

[quartz shell]

[twin dirge]

My brain wrinkles are becoming as barren as the wastes

also sm2

[patent scroll]

The emporor is like super chill dude, you should support him he's super rad. 🍺😜🤙

[formal mortar]

Support gork n mork

[analog prawn]

i swear no one does the early missions as im getting hardstumpt due to the AI being dumb and not rezzing me :(

[marsh iris]

true... they're winning

[twin dirge]

I can't unhear the fucked up version of the song on the radio

This time I'm, mistaken, for handing you a hog worth cranking

[formal mortar]

Just dont die

[patent scroll]

I hear that the emporor and Chuck Norris are twins, they once fought and the emporor won

Trust

[quartz shell]

yo dudes, the Imperium is pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something 😎 🤙

[analog prawn]

i got grabbed by a dog and went down however there was one of the big guys with the shield

[twin dirge]

Mfw tzeench offers me cookies

[marsh iris]

yeah just try not to find the truths

[analog prawn]

and the AI KEPT JUST HITTING THAT GUY and didn't rez me

[quartz shell]

[twin dirge]

I bet Papa nurgle is an excellent griller

[marsh iris]

we had a guy named lorgar

[patent scroll]

Totally rad dude, on my way dude 🤪🤙

[quartz shell]

Kowabunga duuude 🤪

[patent scroll]

I bet if he made burgers they'd still have muscle memory

[patent scroll]

Booyakashaaaaa

[twin dirge]

That things gonna moo when you bite into it but it's gonna taste amazing

Fantastic grill marks

[quartz shell]

oh

[patent scroll]

...

🫵😂

[dire kayak]

[twin dirge]

You don't like your meat rare?

[formal mortar]

Honestly unfortunate

[patent scroll]

I want it so rare they just steal it off the farm and throw it on a plate

Oggy biggesht, strongest, MEANESHT!!!

[twin dirge]

I wanna spin my phone on my finger tip like a basketball

But I don't wanna explode my phone

I feel like I can do it

[patent scroll]

I wonder if the emporor likes pancakes or coffee?

[twin dirge]

But I know I'm gonna drop it

[twin dirge]

Recaf for the recaf throne

[marsh iris]

caffeine named psykers

[patent scroll]

...yes, this right here! Emporor bless the emperium of imperiumarica 🫵😁

[visual vortex]

if you think about it

the emperor is a big baby

[patent scroll]

...

[twin dirge]

Gotta change the emps diaper

[marsh iris]

emprah having a cup of joe(the psyker named joe)

[visual vortex]

and all the psykers are batteries he's trying to eat

[marsh iris]

he is, needs ship loads of "applesauce"

[visual vortex]

shipment of baby bottles

[marsh iris]

goo goo gaa gaa ahh giant skeleton

[patent scroll]

Isn't the omnisiah like... the emporors equally hot sister or something maybe 🤔

[marsh iris]

omnissiah is uhh the emperor

[patent scroll]

...

Works for me

For The Empororsiah!

'Cronches on rock'

[somber stream]

Greyname

[patent scroll]

Grey is rad

[marsh iris]

you will be assimilated

[patent scroll]

Its like the color of my gun I use to fight for the emporor

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[marsh iris]

quits

[patent scroll]

In a way I shoot the heretics with the emporor cus he's the gun c:

He's all c:

I like to chew dirt and you can't stop me, oggy does what he wants

[somber stream]

Would be nice to turn Grey again for a day

[obsidian wren]

Who is this greyname

[patent scroll]

Hi ☺️

Be am strongesht

'Flexes grey muscles'

[formal mortar]

I just learned that to have jiggle physics in ff14 i must limit my frames to 60fps

[patent scroll]

Chat I mixed coffee and redbull by "mistake"

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shork here

[patent scroll]

Yes, emporor be twin. Good knowledge 👌

[acoustic pebble]

A fellow scientist I see

Good

We need more drugs

[patent scroll]

Yesh, oggy tinker. Shtim not enuf

[formal mortar]

I am starting to drink and do event missions

[acoustic pebble]

A LUMP?!?

EVEN BETTER!!!

[acoustic pebble]

You mean you haven't before?

[formal mortar]

?

[patent scroll]

Oggy learneen, progress be'in mayd >:)

[acoustic pebble]

You'll get extra rations if you break legs of people I don't like

[astral basin]

Why’d everyone run from gen chat

[acoustic pebble]

Skibidi hype died

[patent scroll]

Oggy agrees to doze' terms!

[astral basin]

You tried this
All that happened was your age becoming baby

[somber stream]

I was grey for approximately 45 minutes before Hank got enough of my Grey shit and zap me with the red beam again

[patent scroll]

What if oggy throws lil un at enemy? Dey has ahr'mour

[acoustic pebble]

Better idea: Throw ROTTER at the rotters! They deserve it

[dire kayak]

67

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

[patent scroll]

Perfect idea!

[marsh iris]

stomach grumbling, still no appetite

this is torture

[formal mortar]

I eated pizza sah

[astral basin]

Thanks i hate it

[true widget]

guys if I wanna post art here does it specifically have to be warhammer art

[somber stream]

Warhammer or warhammer related, usually

[astral basin]

Keep it kosher, dump it in zealot chat

[true widget]

hm

[regal jasper]

no problems <3

[true widget]

yeah but like..,,,,,,eurrm is it Required

am I gonna get BANNED for posting not Warhammer art

[astral basin]

Kooozzzzz

[whole glade]

people really complaining bout the goat of slashers coming to DBD?

[true widget]

his mask sucks in the trailer thing

💢💢💢

[somber stream]

You won't get banned for posting SFW but it's not encouraged in a regular basis

[true widget]

will people throw tomatoes and boo me

[whole glade]

EAT MY WHOLE ASS ITS FUCKING J MAN

[astral basin]

Like i said
Zealot chat is practically the media dump channel
Half the people there are showing exploits in other games

[true widget]

WOAH sorry

[whole glade]

YOU DONT SLANDER J MAN ROUND ME

[true widget]

I LOVE HIM I WOULD NEVER

ITS JUST

[whole glade]

is 09 jason the best?....

[true widget]

theres so many better masks

[true widget]

drools

idunno,,..

[livid glacier]

Guys.....who's that lex?

[hazy kestrel]

Never change general chat, never change.

[whole glade]

(the answer is yes)

[true widget]

oh ok ty

yes

[whole glade]

watch le movie

[twin dirge]

Someone should give me a bunch of money so I can buy a bunch of Warhammer books and become a true lore nerd

[astral basin]

Taint to shaft too

[livid glacier]

👋

[astral basin]

Cross is such a dope dude lmao

[whole glade]

YES

[twin dirge]

Is that an offer

[livid glacier]

Nah...just an aggresive slap...a lexy slap

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

Aw

So mean

[astral basin]

Ill take that lexy slap

[twin dirge]

Guys I'm being abused by a filthy tithe rat

[feral vessel]

hello skully hello aki hello koz hello Arizona Ranger hello uncle samsonite hello person

[astral basin]

Tell me… nvm

[twin dirge]

Hello plant friend

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Sergal

How goes it

[mystic fossil]

hi sergal

[feral vessel]

i woke up and decided that tanks are kinda hot

[mystic fossil]

some are

[feral vessel]

anyways internship time

[hazy kestrel]

What is your favorite tank

[astral basin]

Wassup Major Ass

[astral basin]

Anything interesting?

[hazy kestrel]

The Landship is my favorite tank.

[misty trench]

Bob Semple

[feral vessel]

to be entirely fair I don't think I have a favourite, buuuut

i really like the german experimental superheavies (Maus, Ratte, Monster)

i also like the M3 Lee because it looks so goofy, Char B1 Bis because it looks straight outta 40k, and the KV-1

[somber stream]

I heard the Bob sample single handedly fended off 10 battalions of Japanese invasion force

[feral vessel]

T-35 gets a shout too because it looks so weird

[hazy kestrel]

There was that one experimental Russian tank I don’t remember the name of.

Had stupidly big wheels

[feral vessel]

i think maybe i know what you mean?

was it a minefield clearer

[hazy kestrel]

All this talking about old tanks makes me remember the halcyon days of playing Battlefield 1 on Sinai Desert.

[feral vessel]

I know that the germans had an experimental minefield clearing vehicle that had three giant superheavy wheels that were supposed to keep it down to the ground while it advanced.

[brave slate]

It's a tankette but I love the Wiesel. Such a goofy lil guy

[somber stream]

It's a demon, make no mistake

[feral vessel]

tankettes are real tanks smh

L3/33 my beloathed

[hazy kestrel]

But all I really remember was that I was an absolute menace with the spear / horse.

Those were the days.

[somber stream]

Modern Weasels are armed with Spike fire and forget, you can gremlin your ways in and out in both Urban and forest area

[astral basin]

Becoming kriege one day at a time smh

[acoustic pebble]

Huehuehue

I'm drinking beer in front of an AA group

I'm on my 15th one today

Am I an asshole?

Honest question

[astral basin]

Dont do that.

[acoustic pebble]

Good because I lied

[twin dirge]

No

If you start offering them beer however

[acoustic pebble]

They gone now

And they look like the type to beat me up, while I eat them up

[astral basin]

Respectfully go fuck yourself kinda situation

[acoustic pebble]

Respectfully agreed

[astral basin]

Hol up
Wait a minute
Somethin aint right

[vivid zinc]

Yes. Why the fuck would you do that? lol

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah... I'm a cannibal

[acoustic pebble]

Because it's funny

[astral basin]

Uh… huh… lets go with cannibal

[vivid zinc]

Not really

[acoustic pebble]

If you thought it was a innuendo... then you may need more saving than I do

[rain idol]

Ppfft nahhh If anything consider it a good deed It's encouragement "if I'm standing out here and you're not here joining me you're doing an amazing job!"

[astral basin]

I indeed thought zest was involved

[acoustic pebble]

Oh? Do something evil to make other people look good? I can do that!

[visual vortex]

Jakka is always correct

[acoustic pebble]

Based fish

[rain idol]

Eggsactly

[acoustic pebble]

Whom?

[acoustic pebble]

Starts selling drugs to kids

[twin dirge]

You telling me you don't already?

Gotta buy those 40k figures somehow

[astral basin]

Zest
Lil fruitiness to spice the dish

[acoustic pebble]

Fair. Very fair

[acoustic pebble]

I HATE FRUIT

[astral basin]

What set you looking at?

[acoustic pebble]

And watermelon is best

[visual vortex]

Back in my day i used to sell water guns filled with cat piss to children

[twin dirge]

Atp I'm gonna start snatching the kids to sell too

[twin dirge]

All of them

They're cool and shiny and I wanna paint them

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: I bought a school in Detroit

[astral basin]

I still only have the 1 of 5 immortals built
Not even painted

[acoustic pebble]

Despite never going there

[visual vortex]

Tell me where and ill go and loot some things for you

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I taught them how to use guns

[visual vortex]

And by loot i mean like a rock

[acoustic pebble]

They'll make a great army

[astral basin]

Its detroit.
If its not already looted, its being squatted on

[arctic escarp]

rich type shi

[visual vortex]

Because anywhere vacant in detroit is looted

[visual vortex]

Dont worry i know

[acoustic pebble]

It wasn't that expensive. It was abandoned lol

[arctic escarp]

I mean surely its 4 grand at least

[visual vortex]

No

[acoustic pebble]

Less than that

[visual vortex]

It's detroit

[acoustic pebble]

3.5k

[arctic escarp]

bruh

[astral basin]

Cant have shit in detroit

[arctic escarp]

thats actually reasonable considering

[astral basin]

Hey mark

[arctic escarp]

helo

[acoustic pebble]

I now hold a title of a school in Detroit despite never been in Michigan

[formal mortar]

Hello there

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Sid

[visual vortex]

Everything in detroit is dirt cheap but is so shit nobody wants it

[formal mortar]

Haven't been hit with a henlo by anyone in a while

[acoustic pebble]

Wanna join my school?

[visual vortex]

Plus city taxes

[acoustic pebble]

It's tax exempt

[mystic fossil]

diddy bluds should i play tide

[formal mortar]

Why would I want to go to school?

[mystic fossil]

what you teaching

[acoustic pebble]

We make drugs and guns there

[visual vortex]

To get studious

[acoustic pebble]

Drugs and guns

[formal mortar]

Hmm

[mystic fossil]

i'm in

[arctic escarp]

does it have blackjacks and hookers

[formal mortar]

I already know both tho

[acoustic pebble]

That's recess

[visual vortex]

They already do that at every school in michigan

[acoustic pebble]

Not to my level

[formal mortar]

I can card count too and have a gf

[mystic fossil]

guys maybe we don't talk about this so aquilla doesn't execute us

[acoustic pebble]

You are hired

Don't argue

[formal mortar]

Do I get paid?

[visual vortex]

No

[acoustic pebble]

No

[formal mortar]

Then I'm not doing shit

[acoustic pebble]

You can raid the gangs tho. They rich

[visual vortex]

You get participation trophies

[formal mortar]

I'm drunk

[acoustic pebble]

And the drugs we make is more than market average

[acoustic pebble]

Same!

[hard gorge]

Are we talking about vegas?

[formal mortar]

I changed my skill tree a bit on my pysker

[acoustic pebble]

No. Detroit

[formal mortar]

It's doing pretty gud

[visual vortex]

Detroit