general-chat

[simple cliff]

I shall adapt.

[dire kayak]

me rn

its not actually ai drinking all the clean water its me

[fair bridge]

me when i drink the water that makes you mlem

[south valve]

mlem

where is Jawa for mlem

[fair bridge]

i cant believe i was tricked and fooled into crying in the costco bathroom again after they ran out of Chicken Bake

[patent grove]

They just restocked, better go quick

[fiery wave]

True. If they end up good, I'm just surprised. Otherwise is as is.

[dire kayak]

i could see myself buying hexmark destroyers

theyre my favourite destroyer cult necron

[patent grove]

Good rando teammates is like opening an unexpextedly good xmas gift

[simple cliff]

The funny thing is. If you decide to be the good teammate. You're actually more likely to get killed.

[dire kayak]

skorpekh destroyers are cool but i fear ill have to do green nmm for their blades

[patent grove]

I can leave work in 20 minutes, time to see how i can creatively waste these last minutes

[simple cliff]

Because being a good teammate often involves expecting others to be good teammates.

[fervent sparrow]

yeah i hardly save people anymore

[fiery wave]

Just expect nothing and if they do help, at least they helped.

[simple cliff]

Covering the rear is extremely useful but if you have bad teammates you'll find yourself getting hit in your rear.

Because they just ran ahead and didn't notice the massive horde behind them.

[dire kayak]

kastelan robots >>>>>>>>> kataphron destroyers

[fiery wave]

Then you cover the rear. Simple as that. Just check every so often they don't leave you behind.

Even friends do that to me so got used to soloing.

[simple cliff]

Easier said then done if there is a HUGE horde in front of you.

Wow. New record.

I just joined an auric game. Was typing during loading.

I died nearly instantly upon getting in because a fuck-ton of ragers were behind and in front of us.

Not a problem the enemies die and... the only other teammate keeps backing up spraying his autogun.

Guess i should try to see if I can carry or hope new teammates join.

[timber elk]

double explodes violently again

[fervent sparrow]

or got to the LFG channel and find people to play with

[simple cliff]

Nope. I killed myself by accident. Someone attacked a demonhost and I tried to do the smart thing and kill it. Meanwhile dumbfuck #1 and #2 both ran away.

Also there is a active totem causing endless waves.

That's my problem. Playing solo requires a mindset I still don't fully have. You gotta be selfish af.

Can clear havoc 40 with friends all day but the idea of just letting someone die or not even making an attempt. My brain does not compute.

[fervent sparrow]

you sound like really struggling and its a lot of blaming others

[simple cliff]

No I don't. it's text. I don't sound like anything. I am just typing in chat between missions.

That's you assuming.

[dire kayak]

god damn all the necron lord VAs cooked so hard

[delicate vapor]

cook

[waxen sleet]

Ikr?! Mech2 has been great

[blazing hawk]

Why was flavor foley cooking straight POISON with my GOAT

[plucky rampart]

seen mixed reviews for the game unfortunately

i think it looks great though

[analog gorge]

So im coming back to the game for the first in like a year what should I expect

[split mauve]

drugs

[fervent sparrow]

run while you can xD

[analog gorge]

I liked the game when I played what happened

[fervent sparrow]

im joking enjoy it

[rose nova]

Not too much different really, some balance changes. Uncanny strike has been gutted and crusher spawns are lower now

[karmic geyser]

I think many assume Mechanicus 2 is going to be a W40K themed XCOM clone but it takes a more unique approach which I reckon some bounce off

[analog gorge]

Is zealot still the kinda melee character

[rose nova]

Hive scum is fun

[analog gorge]

I remember when I last played arbites had just gotten announced then I stopped

[molten matrix]

skitarii in a month

[waxen sleet]

Only if you remember the 5 rules of Dodgeball

[rose nova]

They still play very melee centric if that’s what you mean by that

[analog gorge]

Its gonna take awhile figuring it out again

I remember using flamers and the chainsword

[severe yoke]

Hello everyone, I am looking for a group to help me get the auric survivor title, any takers?

[fervent sparrow]

melee is a massive part of the game if you learn melee combat you will carry games

[rose nova]

Everyone needs to melee

[sudden skiff]

No use a gun it’s better than melee

[severe yoke]

Back to going at it alone i suppose

[analog gorge]

I bought the arbites and the hive scum to see what they're like

[sudden skiff]

Hive scum lwk peak gameplay

[analog gorge]

But I'll probably end up resorting to ol reliable

[delicate vapor]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[waxen sleet]

Agreed. There is a reason why your Melee Weapon is listed as your Primary Weapon.

[analog gorge]

I love having a cycle of horde shooters

Darktide, space marine 2, helldivers, deep rock galactic

[severe yoke]

I see much thanks young man

[sudden skiff]

Is there a lore reason I feel more like a tank in Darktide than I do in SM2

[analog gorge]

More build potential in darktide

[rose nova]

Emperor loves you more

[sudden skiff]

Right right

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[analog gorge]

Tbf I play vanguard in space marine 2 and I never die

[sudden skiff]

Failed embed

[rose nova]

Zola gave a really good speech and now you can tank bullets

[somber stream]

The electricity bill this month is going to be insane

32 degree holy shit

[analog gorge]

I yelled blessings of the emperor really loud and now we're better

[sudden skiff]

I get my shit pushed in on SM2 because I have to party 5 attacks at the same time or lose all my armor

[wooden creek]

Yes, the lore is that space marines run on hype moments and aura while ogryns run on rations, so they have more protein to work with

[analog gorge]

Yk how i got better at parrying

[rose nova]

WHO AM I
I AM A WARRIOR

[analog gorge]

Playing star wars jedi survivor

[sudden skiff]

My mom

[analog gorge]

That got me good at parrying

[analog gorge]

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[rose nova]

FIGHT OR ANSWER TO ME

[analog gorge]

Best part of zealot

Screaming

[floral ermine]

u know how u can get better at parrying

play sekiro

[rose nova]

fr

[analog gorge]

That too

Or lies of p

[simple cliff]

Fatshark: Puts in MASSIVE letters.
"The idol attracts enemies to us!"
Players: Why the fuck are so many enemies spawning!?

Just watched three VERY good players wipe because they ran past a activated totem and left me for dead cause 'speed'.

[floral ermine]

lies of p parry window is so tight it will make every other game seem easy

[simple cliff]

They legit seemed to have no fucking clue how the event works

What % of y'all just mute VC and chat the moment you can?

[analog gorge]

Arlechinno in the dlc

I hate that man

[simple cliff]

What pissed me off was I was very close to soloing it but a dog got on me and somehow didn't die from my tox.

[analog gorge]

The attack he opens with in his fight is ass

[analog gorge]

Whats the enemy in darktide that behaves like the l4d witch

I dont remember

[twin flower]

I mute it all my games

[rose nova]

Daemonhost

[fervent sparrow]

demon host

[analog gorge]

Thank you

[tawdry edge]

Larp

[marsh iris]

pepsiman vaporwave

[analog gorge]

I have countless times teammates woke up the daemonhost and immediately died

[delicate vapor]

custom hard strat absol to speed up ordeal progress

[simple cliff]

OMFG they actually had no clue.

[fiery wave]

That's colder than my night time.

[fervent sparrow]

host meets thunder hammer

[analog gorge]

Hola

[tawdry edge]

That works?

[simple cliff]

Because they started going 'wtf' in chat after they died about the amount of enemies.

[rose nova]

I just solo the Daemonhost ez pz

[simple cliff]

These motherfuckign Auric players legit had no fucking clue how the event works and didn't read chat or pay attention to VC.

[analog gorge]

I almost did that once

[simple cliff]

WHy am i cursed!?

[analog gorge]

With my chainsword

[delicate vapor]

yes

it counts

[tawdry edge]

Huh, thats kinda funny

[rose nova]

Damn you were so close to hitting a hype moment with aura

[tawdry edge]

Which ones are u using to make it faster

[somber stream]

Not exactly asia over here, innit?

[delicate vapor]

decap, spam buffs

uhh

[analog gorge]

I died because I couldnt get my armour back fast enough

[fiery wave]

Most auric players got carried there. Especially arbys. Some just got granfathered into it from back in the days.

[delicate vapor]

use for the emperor emote to increase damage, close range damage buff, 10 stims, health restores slowly, long rang kills restores shields

[tawdry edge]

I see how you got the cape now, sneaky bastard

[fiery wave]

Still.

[delicate vapor]

no i actually did 30 legit

i didnt find out till today

[molten matrix]

i didnt even realize the totems spawn an infinite wave cause it gets destroyed in like 2 seconds lol

[rose nova]

Just learn to clutch in public matches instead that’s far cooler and will have the masses swooning over you

[delicate vapor]

im hosting one rn

14 buffs on

speed running through

[tawdry edge]

trying to make legit 30 has been feeling it takes forever im like 16 missions

[delicate vapor]

yeah but with what I told you

speeds the progress up

a lot

[tawdry edge]

Bet

Thanks for le info

[delicate vapor]

take advantage of it before the hot fix

[tawdry edge]

[tawdry edge]

Shit, true

Will play today

[delicate vapor]

cause hot fix is soon

[fiery wave]

I mean, 4 trauma blasts can break it.

[tawdry edge]

How soon.

[delicate vapor]

like next week i think or week after

[tawdry edge]

Ah then its all good

[delicate vapor]

36/100

[molten matrix]

pret easy to solo

[dire kayak]

oh yeah defended my forge temple

[delicate vapor]

more to go

[dire kayak]

and expanded my territory

i have so much territory to expand

but i got all the cognition upgrades

[fiery wave]

Only gets painful if 3 spawn in the same area.

There goes 70% of my FPS.

And the sound engine.

Can happen btw.

[thick fog]

How about we start trolling randoms with infinite waves

[fiery wave]

Have you seen nearly 16 bulwarks in just heresy?

[molten matrix]

Please do

[dire kayak]

i love how even with the weaker kastelan robot loadout theyre STILL one of the strongest units

[molten matrix]

The auric is so fun

Because you get so many poxwalkers

[fiery wave]

In one spawn wave.

[thick fog]

Also spawn twins guaranteed pls

I was playing lugger yesterday and I was facing three rages between the totem aura and they were nearly unkillable took me about 20 seconds or more to kill

[molten matrix]

Oh damn

I use the mk3 evis

And it still kills em

[plucky rampart]

mk3 elvis ah thank you very much

[molten matrix]

The totems snowball very fast

Onetap crushers with a light rev

[fiery wave]

Is why if you get 3 in one area...

[thick fog]

Be like me, pop red stimm and use castrated stance and throw impact nade

One hit destroyed

[fiery wave]

You either get stonks or the spawns just wreck the sound engine.

I even lost background music one time.

[dire kayak]

kastelan robots feel so much stronger in mech2 than in mech1 and i LOVE it

[thick fog]

You know what would be funny? Destroying a totem just throws you flying

[sudden skiff]

Yea but that game has a good parry system

[south valve]

Oh yeah, I know this has likely been asked 1000 times already, but how far nerfed is uncanny strike? Is there a new meta in its place, or is there more freedom of choice now?

[patent grove]

I'm hooome

[south valve]

I made dinner

[patent grove]

Congratulations, you're the 1001th to ask, Fatshark tell him what he's won!

[rose nova]

more freedom of choice

uncanny was murdered

[south valve]

Mr Beast of Nurgle will give me $1 nurgillion

[south valve]

That's good then

[dire kayak]

a lot of territory expansion to do

[fiery wave]

Kinda bad now if you run certain things. It's has too low of a cap to be worth it on many cases.

[south valve]

I see I see

any niche cases where it's worth taking, out of interest?

[fiery wave]

Shovel now runs skullcrusher decimator.

[fiery wave]

A weapon with low enough adms with it to push it.

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

thank you

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i love fighting crypteks

[little marten]

ITS HOT

[south valve]

TRUE

[somber stream]

I KNOW RIGHT

33 FUCKING CELCIUS

[fiery wave]

Welcome to my world.

[little marten]

Stay cool kings

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I feel like

It's getting hotter every year

And those data centre effectively increase the average temperature around its area by another 10

[fiery wave]

It is.

[south valve]

Yes, but it's necessary for billionaires, so it's justified and we're just complaining too much

[somber stream]

Took 2 showers today

Maybe another third before bed

[south valve]

Yeah, I'm showering lots

[fervent sparrow]

you need a 3rd i smell the nurgle on you still

[south valve]

with cold water

[somber stream]

:o

I smell like check label

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

a dreamy fragrance that evokes the ancient city of Byzantium

[fiery wave]

Too expensive... bleah.

[fiery wave]

Coconut.

And orchid.

[somber stream]

The scent of Black rose, in its rarest and most mysterious form, is caressed by warm notes of Labdanum to give rise to a charming and many-sided essence, just like a precious Byzantine mosaic.

[south valve]

Me when I think I'm fancy but don't understand any of those words

[somber stream]

Here, allow me to Americanize that for you

"I smell good, like flower, yo"

[amber delta]

Type shit

[copper olive]

No matter how hard I train ill never be him

😔

[somber stream]

Why be him

When the market clearly lack 'you'

[dire kayak]

ooouugghh

day heating up again

pray for me i might turn into goo

[tawdry edge]

[delicate vapor]

u wanna speed run em

[bronze wren]

Oh I really need a spa day aswell but I don’t have a bathtub anymore

And it’s just not the same with showers

[somber stream]

Then treat yourself with a spa day, king

Full package

I’m talking back massage

Those hot black stone things

NAIL TRIMS

And of course, seal the deal with some good rub

[bronze wren]

I have a back scratcher and shampoo that smells like cool ice or some shit, that oughta be enough

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[south valve]

Goo-er

[tawdry edge]

goob is turning into... goo...

[fair bridge]

asshole professor gave me an 85 on our student introductions because i didn't reveal enough personal information about myself to my classmates

[dire kayak]

kill him

[fair bridge]

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rose nova]

you got graded on that

wtf

kill him

[fair bridge]

he's a notorious douchebag

one of my friends had him back in like 2003 for the same class and he was a dickhead then too

[dire kayak]

kill him!!!!!!!!

[delicate vapor]

dude was still a dickhead a year before I was born

[fair bridge]

he old asf

works slow too

[rose nova]

he's a bag of bones

a slight gust of wind is all that is needed

[fair bridge]

still can't access my red hat learning academy because he hasn't approved half the class for the course yet

we're one week into the semester

[somber stream]

Hang a bag of cookies filled with raisin on his car’s mirror

[nocturne flicker]

newgen (i was born in 2001)

[fair bridge]

this sounds wicked evil what does it do

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

he'll think they're choc chip until he gets a closer look?

[fair bridge]

OHH SHIIIT

pure ebil

[nocturne flicker]

nyehehehe

[somber stream]

A passive aggressive way of telling him he’ll always be the last pick

[nocturne flicker]

i mean that's pretty harmless compared to what we did to one of our teachers in high school for keeping us all in detention

we crucified a cane toad on his classroom door

[fair bridge]

one suggestion was that of the mischievous trickster and the other is scorched earth psychoanalysis intended to dishearten and break this man's soul

[bronze wren]

Poor toad

[nocturne flicker]

man fuck them toads they're pests

[dire kayak]

the toad died on the cross for all our frog sins

[nocturne flicker]

i do indeed do evil things

we also used to create experiments with flavoured milks. we'd put random items of food in it to accelerate the uh...

process of it going bad

then we'd bury the bottle in a hole at school

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

what for tho

[somber stream]

Man this brought me back to elementary

[nocturne flicker]

then we'd pull the "experiment" out of the ground like half a year later and thundercunt it at the wall to make it explode

[nocturne flicker]

the stench would linger for ages

[twin flower]

Id honestly just forget id burried rotten milk after half a year

dedication

[somber stream]

A kid had a fancy for me since i was half-asian, she put this bottle of Japanese tea under my desk after school but i didn't notice. The following day i saw and opened the bottle to try, but the tea went sour so i thought some guy in the class pissed in it and place it in my desk as a prank

I then went to throw the bottle out of rage as hard as possible out of the yard, right in front of her

I only learned about the true nature of the indicent once i hit like, 8th grade through my friends

[nocturne flicker]

i remember some dude brought in a bottle of hand sanitiser (this was pre-covid obv so it meant we had ball knowledge)

we made it into a flamethrower by lighting the rim of the hand sanitiser bottle lid on fire with a lighter and squeezing the bottle

[nocturne flicker]

was it really piss or?

[somber stream]

No, just sour tea after exposed to heat after a day

[nocturne flicker]

ohhhh

[twin flower]

huh, we had something like this but prolly a bit more dumb

we mixed hand sanitizer with rubbing alcohol, and set it on fire, and put our hand over it, the flame would stick to your hand a bit (tldr it doesnt really hurt, its just hot on the hand)

and then we'd slap someone with our flaming palm

[dire kayak]

we buried someone alive at my high school /j

[twin flower]

eyo?

[sonic jetty]

Seems bout right

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

high school grudges be like

[marsh iris]

no nitro 😱

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

noob

[marsh iris]

🥲

[somber stream]

Welcome back to being based, king

[marsh iris]

thank

[delicate vapor]

noob

[clever horizon]

have you considered journaling

[somber stream]

I do write, every now and then

Purely for shitpost purposes

Presenting, my pitch for Darktide: The Anime

[nocturne flicker]

would

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

did you explain to her

[nocturne flicker]

i love fatshark forums. ppl are still DRAGGING the pickpocket nerf whining. they're all just self-reporting lmao

[somber stream]

I wasn't aware of her interest or intention. I thought it was the guy's prank. I would assume she thought i hated the gift she placed for me and bear a scar of that scene till this very day

[nocturne flicker]

"b-but psyker has 100% ranged uptime with no downsides, why can't hive scum?"

how about we give psyker's 100% ranged uptime a downside so it's actually conditional, you fuckwits? omfg 😭

insert jjk stressed gif

[nocturne flicker]

oh shit this is still the in topic? i'm still tuned in

[nocturne flicker]

that works

[nocturne flicker]

i assume you don't still have contact?

[delicate vapor]

oh hell na not my house

[nocturne flicker]

che cosa?

[somber stream]

I don't maintain contact with most of my gradeschool mates, no

[lilac crag]

I REFUSE TO PLAY THE GAME WITHOUT POWERCREEP

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it was a reasonable assumption

[lilac crag]

I PAID FOR THIS CLASS AAAAHHHHHHH

[nocturne flicker]

i'll power creep my balls or something

[lilac crag]

that's not healthy sounding

[nocturne flicker]

it's not, no

[somber stream]

Men died in the name of freedom during World war 2 so Khorne Dawg discord user can power creep his balls

[clever horizon]

poluting the land is the most valid reason imo

[nocturne flicker]

i mean i owe my existence to fascism, really

[autumn anvil]

What does "participating" mean in this context? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1507066489134383155/1508115818666262718/image.png?ex=6a145dce&is=6a130c4e&hm=35fbede8bedb2567a5c9d84d26b73d22fc25a7043c174993eeaf83db6e12065f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=709&height=640
Can I play one mission and i will eventually get 500 even if I don't play again for the duration of the event?

[nocturne flicker]

due to both sides of my family fleeing fascism in europe in the 1920s and 1930s

[dire kayak]

gonna dark my tide

[nocturne flicker]

hell yeah

speaking of my friend just hopped on dt

[south valve]

Just saw a marskman's focus vet with a double barrel willingly agro a demonhost and die to a barrel

Now I've seen everything

[dire kayak]

i remember playing a mission with an arbi, a psyker and an ogryn

[nocturne flicker]

like my mamma and father never would've met in the same country without this canon event so

[delicate vapor]

thats spicy

[marsh iris]

how did you know though

[dire kayak]

and me and the arbi were the only ones who knew what we were doing

the psyker walked directly into a daemonhost

[rose nova]

me and that vet are kindred spirits

[nocturne flicker]

a psyker aggroed a daemonhost on me by leaving the moment he triggered it

fucking slimy cunt

[somber stream]

@marsh iris

[south valve]

Rude af, but that's hilarious 😭

[nocturne flicker]

i beat its fucking ass, i was a vet

[marsh iris]

heretical ahh psyker

[autumn anvil]

Oh you can just open it even if you don't do the event

you can get the aquilas even if you don't play

you just have to open the sire melk menu

[marsh iris]

thanks fascism, we got this guy

[autumn anvil]

which is kinda unhelpful because it shows you previous events and it also doesn't tell you when those previous events ended and it doesn't tell you when this event ends?

wtf

[nocturne flicker]

i think i'm pretty worth it

[dire kayak]

wait if tertium produces moebian steel

does that mean tertium is a forge city

[marsh iris]

i wonder how many blessed people are born into this world from cursed events

[autumn anvil]

When does dark rites event end?

[dire kayak]

in 17 days i think

you can hold tab to see

[autumn anvil]

fudge

I will not be around my computer in 17 days to collect all the aquilas

[cosmic burrow]

tarkov has given

[autumn anvil]

What is the ideal solution? have a friend collect it for me?

[cosmic burrow]

a black keycard

[autumn anvil]

if I give my friend my steam login, will he be able to log in on my darktide?
The darktide account is tied to your steam login, right? It's not like, a separate save file stored on your computer like other games.

[little marten]

ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE THE HEAT BY SHUTTING THE CURTAINS AND TURNING ON THE PC

[marsh iris]

hotboxin' it

[autumn anvil]

anyone have better solutions. Just thinking out loud here

[twin flower]

Not unless you got cloud sync turned off or something

[marsh iris]

could have installed teamviewer or autodesk on your PC and remote from your phone

[autumn anvil]

hmm

[somber stream]

Wait, the fuck

You can do that?

[autumn anvil]

Idk if I would have consistent internet access in 17 days anyways

[marsh iris]

yeah but the data stream is shit, normally just for doing basic shit

i used to remote from my phone to pick up some mails in my MMO game

[twin flower]

stonks

[delicate vapor]

vhat to eat today

[marsh iris]

voyter

[delicate vapor]

theres steak i guess

[twin flower]

le meat

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Drowning myself in ice cream rn

[marsh iris]

gib

dont eat over the carpet

[fiery wave]

You can pray everyone finishes the 7 tiers before you have no access to the internet.

[autumn anvil]

hahaha judging by the pace we're going, I don't think that is going to happen

[rose nova]

worry not

[vapid matrix]

hi chat

[rose nova]

i will singlehandedly finish all of the tiers myself in the next thirty minutes

[marsh iris]

find a LAN gaming shop or somethign and sign-in your steam account

[rose nova]

just for you

[delicate vapor]

fear not

idk

[dire kayak]

team all died because i was handling the totem alone while everyone ran off

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[somber stream]

Robot cat girl maid with a built-in AC unit

[visual vortex]

Excellent

[fiery wave]

THose don't exist in certain countries anymore, lul.

[marsh iris]

those were the days...

[elder merlin]

Over time we'll lose everything, even ourselves

[fading otter]

Damn Paul

[marsh iris]

😔

[cosmic burrow]

damn

i had a good day in tarkov

[visual vortex]

Logan paul?

[somber stream]

How is the weather, fish?

[visual vortex]

It is

I

Adequate

[somber stream]

The things i'd do for a rain right now

[visual vortex]

We've been having rain a lot noq

Now

[somber stream]

Yeah well, cherish that

[visual vortex]

A few parking lots are flooded because of how often it's been raining

[somber stream]

I heard you get a 60cm tall flood in NYC

[visual vortex]

Oh im sure

NYC is a shithole i wouldnt be impressed if the world itself is trying to sunk it

[south valve]

Ollpheist is a New Yorker?

[fiery wave]

Monkey's paw curls, you get a week of thunderstorms only.

[south valve]

I could not have seen this coming

[visual vortex]

No i went there

[fiery wave]

And you have no power for the week.

[south valve]

Oh

[visual vortex]

New york is such a hot mess that it turns into being funny

[somber stream]

Hell yeah?

[visual vortex]

Though id never live there

[midnight falcon]

Me feeling this way about Louisiana after Katrina nearly kept all of New Orleans under water for what felt like ages

[fiery wave]

But no power for the week.

[somber stream]

1BR, $2.5k rent a month

[visual vortex]

That's because i wasnt living there

[somber stream]

Nah our grid system is solid here, no such thing

[visual vortex]

And a tax if you're white

[marsh iris]

do felony, free accomodation

[hazy valley]

I'd love rain right now too

[lilac crag]

lets all do the rain dance

[hazy valley]

I must settle for possible pool times in a week-ish

[somber stream]

The gods demand sacrifice

[lilac crag]

I need rain here

[delicate vapor]

rain

[hazy valley]

who are we sacrificing

[somber stream]

Virgins

[lilac crag]

I vote cat

[delicate vapor]

@marsh iris

[visual vortex]

Oh wait i had rain yesterday

[hazy valley]

ok I'm off the list

[visual vortex]

It was sprinkling and i was walking in it

[marsh iris]

[hazy valley]

I would offer but I can't LOL

[visual vortex]

I got hot apple juice and drank it in rhe rain

[somber stream]

It's okay, we still have like 80% of the server

[lilac crag]

whar?

[visual vortex]

Damn that's me 😞

[lilac crag]

oh

[somber stream]

I am sorry, fish

[visual vortex]

Just make it funny

[hazy valley]

get them too

[somber stream]

Your sacrifice will bring joy to us all

[hazy valley]

how many do we need to sacrifice for rain?

[lilac crag]

I care not for your pure souls, heathens. I need to use your blood for tainted rain all the same

[visual vortex]

And to me

[marsh iris]

hey i got family to feed

[midnight falcon]

First part of this comment had me dead ass stun locked for a second

[visual vortex]

What?

Never had hot apple juice

[midnight falcon]

Never

[lilac crag]

my selection is as such

[visual vortex]

It's very yummy

[midnight falcon]

I didn’t even know that was allowed in the Earth server rules

[lilac crag]

Painted
Skaven
Paul
Sam
Goober

[visual vortex]

For people to kill?

[lilac crag]

bring these three to the altar come-morrow.

[fading otter]

Hot cider is delicious

[lilac crag]

they shall be the reason we have storms for the next week

[visual vortex]

Wait

[marsh iris]

😌

[visual vortex]

No not skaven

I like him

[midnight falcon]

Isn’t that different tho

[visual vortex]

Ill take his place

[midnight falcon]

It’s spiced and stuff

And thicker

[fading otter]

I just assumed that’s what fish meant but maybe

[marsh iris]

ill pack your seasonings

[lilac crag]

I can't sacrifice a fish for rain oll

that's like sacrificing a tree for air

[visual vortex]

Why not

[lilac crag]

because I said so.

[dire kayak]

youll never catch me

im too nimble

[lilac crag]

I'm sure I will with your stubby ass legs

ur short. miniscule. microscopic.

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah goober's short

Haha short runt

[lilac crag]

indeed

[delicate vapor]

a

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

I used to walk around butt-naked in my family's backyard during a storm once, dead in the night

Was larping that one scene in Shawshank Redemption

[marsh iris]

thats cool

[warm spire]

Hello gang, its been a while

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Licht was actually larping as the dinosaur standing in the rain

[tribal wave]

Welcome back.

[astral basin]

Used to strip n sit in the woods in the backyard early morning before school
About 20 minutes of clear mind before i heard the bus make its two other stops up the road

[visual vortex]

Sometimes i sit on the edge of my bed before getting dressed and zone out for like 10 minutes

[warm spire]

I just assume nothing has changed ehre

[tribal wave]

Still my 2nd favorite discord server so it's pretty good. Even still has a meme channel called zealot-class.

[restive walrus]

Who else stripin they shit rn

I’m stripen it

[warm spire]

Best post ive seen in a while tbh

[astral basin]

I got my own apartment
Clothes optional atm
But like. Such a non factor tbh

[somber stream]

Strip and chug a can of beer in the backyard while it's storming next time

[wary cargo]

Hey
Anyone able to help me figure out/have had this issue aswell

Randomly during a match my network card/drivers just crash/disable
No other game has or is causing this
Only darktide

[astral basin]

Depending on when it was
Sone abrasive and titillating figures have been banned
And the explicivity has been much reduced
Some sus topics to be sure but like. No borderline edating type stuff from what ive seen from some removed members

[visual vortex]

Wait what mfer is dating on a darktide server

[somber stream]

DateTide

[warm spire]

IM SORRY EDATING?

I MISSED A WHOLE ERA OF THIS SERVER BY BEING EMPLOYED??

Night shifts are bad for sauce i see, jeez

[hazy kestrel]

Good morning

[little marten]

ITS THE DAILY SLUR HOUR PREPARE YOUR SLURS

[visual vortex]

Being employed is proven to save you from seeing dumbasses in darktide interacting

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Tech debt
Most common issue is memory leak across all platforms
Send a ticket with your hardware/ software info, say high to Julia
And. Just play casual until the packet loss is no longer noticeable

[warm spire]

Okay but ive got the largest darktide collective meme made since the opening of this server so ive probably seen Most of it

[somber stream]

Slur? Yeah i've got a slur for you, right here

*** Lego Batman***

[little marten]

YOURE NOTHING BUT A JUMPED UP G*MER

[visual vortex]

I heard that game is good

The new one

[warm spire]

I have u, the dakkatide image still

[astral basin]

Oh you mustve missed the month of image perms in gen chat
I wouldnt say actual edating. But the gooning was practically on a horrific feedback loop

[visual vortex]

I might buy it

[warm spire]

IMAGE PERMS WERE BACK???

[visual vortex]

No they were removed

[little marten]

Rip goon eta

[astral basin]

This was a whole year ago during arbites reveal month

[somber stream]

Yeah i've heard good things

[little marten]

Lego lol are you like 12

[warm spire]

Oh i was there nvm

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Im so disappointed that i cant see people's weird depraved fetishes sent publicly the second they have any form of anonymity

[somber stream]

Never let go of that inner child

[hazy valley]

people were dating here? I mean I guess I'm not entirely surprised I know like 4 different couples who married because they met on WoW

[visual vortex]

Fuck you lego games are peak

[little marten]

Low hanging fruit of bait the Lego one I apologise

[astral basin]

Edating was a poor choice of term
Goonage feedback loop

[hazy valley]

OH THAT ok yeah I remember that

[warm spire]

In the Darktide server of all places

[somber stream]

Love can bloom

Even on the battlefield

(I am NOT encouraging e-dating here)

[visual vortex]

Please dont

[little marten]

Gotta respect the libido on the goon community I probably have like 15 mins of a day for sexy thoughts

[visual vortex]

God olease dont

[visual vortex]

I have 1 picosecond

[little marten]

Truly ascended 🙏

[visual vortex]

No i just dont care that much

[somber stream]

Haha, yes. Sex thoughts. I too, only have like 13 minutes a day thinking about sex

[astral basin]

Someone was sending anatomically correct succubus stickers before getting smited during the month of image perms
Then the lewdest was getting smacked one by one

[visual vortex]

I should be the only one with image perms

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

They can trust me

[glossy bear]

Getting a new laptop, should be able to run darktide on high setting in 1440p
Unlike the current laptop, where I am happy if I get 35 fps

[little marten]

Same

[warm spire]

Ill be playing darktide on my steamdeck starting next week

[astral basin]

We still get saucy but like. Respectfully
And often with humor

[warm spire]

Heading to Sweden for my first vacation in 15 years

[glossy bear]

What if, the mods ban everyone so no one ever breaks a rule

[little marten]

Then we would be free

[somber stream]

Helldivers 2 server is down the hall to the left

[visual vortex]

We would spread to other places

Like little fungi spores

[astral basin]

“Clanker Kelly is kinda hot”
muted
-licht

[rancid shore]

kek

[somber stream]

They fear the truth

[visual vortex]

Clanker kelly?

[sleek harness]

Let's all kill Licht

[visual vortex]

No no i like licht

[sleek harness]

Lame

And you don't like us?

[visual vortex]

No i like you

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[visual vortex]

And a select few

[sleek harness]

So help me kill Licht

[visual vortex]

I like licht

[sleek harness]

It's either him or me who stays in this ship

[astral basin]

During the bot propaganda stuffs someone did a fan animation with a cyborg version of Coretta Kelly.
They gave her great personality

[visual vortex]

Dont worry i have a quarter

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

Ill flip a coin

[warm spire]

''Clankers'' are always hot

[somber stream]

Thanks fish, i adore you too

[visual vortex]

Okay pal nice joke

[sleek harness]

He is as of right now flipping a coin to kill you

[dire kayak]

ooouugghhh

[somber stream]

10 more shall take my place

[dire kayak]

i love playing pjsk

[sleek harness]

Lucia

[warm spire]

Press on my profile

''industrial machinery is hot'' i dont know what else to tell you

[somber stream]

Ever seen a Japanese Bee fly?

[ripe tangle]

Skaven

[hazy kestrel]

No, but I’ve seen a Horsefly.

[sleek harness]

Ever saw a Australian not like alligators?

[little marten]

Describe it

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
I can do you a better one

[little marten]

Cute tbf

[ripe tangle]

every night I see a raccoon outside my house

[somber stream]

ikr

[little marten]

Hollow knight vibes

[somber stream]

Punpun

[sleek harness]

Should I eradicate all life on my galaxy as a underground extreme industrialist robot civilization

[ripe tangle]

the raccoon eats cat food… and sometimes I give them peanutbutter

[ripe tangle]

Yes?

[visual vortex]

I still dont know who that is

[dire kayak]

chat should i put myself through the torture of trying to AP a chart

[sleek harness]

Do they some times do a dark souls roll

[somber stream]

Bribing the local mobster i see

[delicate vapor]

its rigby

[somber stream]

I do the same with crows

[sleek harness]

What do you mean "yes?"

Should I be evil or nto

Not

[woeful sable]

is there a certain operator level i need to get to in order to start seeing perfect rolls in brunts armory?

[sleek harness]

They ain't giving you any money Licht

Just letting you know

[delicate vapor]

30 and pray

[somber stream]

There is more to life than money rat

My lineage is under protection

[woeful sable]

so it is 30, dang

[sleek harness]

So you saying that you will have a child?

[little marten]

Had my first bbq yesterday

[woeful sable]

no use wasting my credits

[sleek harness]

You will need alot of money pal

So yeah

Money is important

[somber stream]

Never said it wasn't

[visual vortex]

Money

🤤

[sleek harness]

Money is the only thing to life

Get money

[woeful sable]

been using the same shiv since like lvl 6 its gearscore is 30 lol

[sleek harness]

Steal money

Buy money

[sleek harness]

Sell money

[little marten]

MONEY

[visual vortex]

From me

[somber stream]

I beg your finest pardon?

[sleek harness]

He got the coin right

It's going to kill you now

[little marten]

Get the bag bro

Money on my mind

[somber stream]

😨

[astral basin]

“I beg your finest FUCKING pardon”

[fathom hatch]

error code 2014?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Error

It's over

[sleek harness]

Don't speak like a Viziepop character

It doesn't make you cool

[delicate vapor]

Spend money make money

[astral basin]

Guy doesn’t know of fenrir

[little marten]

Skaven out here spreading his negativity

[astral basin]

Shame

[little marten]

Try supporting your fellow kings and queens

Not being the prince of swine

[sleek harness]

Fenrir is a name I heard

Somewhere

I think

[sleek harness]

I am a skaven what did you expect

[astral basin]

Fenrir is a mythos wolf
Nordic i think
Madman Fenrir is a content creatlr

[sleek harness]

For me to not make your life hell?

[little marten]

Arghh!!

[somber stream]

THIS HEAT

IS EXPENSIVE

[sleek harness]

Sell the heat rhen

Make money

[visual vortex]

You failed

City is gone

[visual vortex]

I will kill a king or a queen for their power

[visual vortex]

Want me to leave the room?

[astral basin]

Power bill go yoink

[somber stream]

No wtf stay

[astral basin]

Can’t handle the heat get out the kitchen

[south valve]

Guy called "psychic nut twist"

[visual vortex]

Your money must go to the ai data center

[little marten]

The warlocks could not complete the ritual and Elizabeth the 2nd was thrown to the clawing maw

[sleek harness]

Accurate pysker

[south valve]

Greetings rodent individual

[astral basin]

That’s just 10% of the bill
Which, for some reason, the power company is completely and totally footing

[visual vortex]

Nah i like my theory more

[sleek harness]

That's a weird thing to call me

And also the first

[south valve]

No it isn't

[sleek harness]

It is

[astral basin]

How in the hell are power companies not considered a public service?

[sleek harness]

I am not a rodent

[south valve]

Foolish individual

[sleek harness]

The individual

Who is it

I don't see them anywhere

[south valve]

Thee

[sleek harness]

Who are you talking to

Are you crazy

[south valve]

Thineself

[visual vortex]

Thee

[south valve]

Thou

[astral basin]

Rodent is simply denying what rat are

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat Skully

[visual vortex]

That silly vermin

[little marten]

Dirty little rat

[sleek harness]

Are you a elephant skull?

No?

[visual vortex]

Yes

💀 🐌

[astral basin]

Being facetious with pronouns

🐌 🧠

[sleek harness]

My pronouns isn't what I am

[visual vortex]

🐌
🔥

[sleek harness]

My pronouns is my pronouns

[south valve]

France:

[visual vortex]

All the people in hopcat are coming for you

Tub

Run

[astral basin]

I used the pronouns in the correct locations of where pronouns would be

[warm spire]

She her / They them / It Its / Was Were (depending on the situation)

[little marten]

Me/moo

[astral basin]

Pronouns are used to refer to a subject in place of direct reference

[visual vortex]

Has/penis

[glossy bear]

Lmao

[warm spire]

Everyone has pronouns, it came free with speaking fucking english

[dire kayak]

chaaaatt

[glossy bear]

Attack/helicopter

[visual vortex]

Trash/bag

Pickup/truck

[sleek harness]

But how can I be sure that you aren't using it as my name

[dire kayak]

you have uno it came with your xbox

[visual vortex]

The possibilities are endless 🤯

[sleek harness]

Because my name isn't rodent

[warm spire]

🤝

[glossy bear]

Imperial/Inquisition

[dire kayak]

my pronouns are she/har har har har har

[hazy valley]

isn't there some dude who named himself rodent legally and he was running for some political position and was shockingly popular even though he did it as a joke and wore a tinfoil hat

[glossy bear]

According to your name you are a foolish skaven

[versed herald]

huh, is there not just a general darktide chat like the class chats?

[earnest veldt]

Nobody expects the imperial inquisition

[versed herald]

or is there here?

[warm spire]

Freduard Fazbearington???

[glossy bear]

This is general chat

[visual vortex]

Unfortunately

[sleek harness]

I don't know

It sure isn't me

Don't involve me with him

[hazy valley]

OH HIS NAME IS LEGALLY VERMIN SUPREME

[glossy bear]

We talk everything, from space racism to politics here

[somber stream]

Then where, pray tell. Is the general?

[versed herald]

ah, just a question cuz I've been out of the loop a bit. Do the base game classes ever get new gear as the game goes on?

[visual vortex]

Vermin supreme?

[sleek harness]

What??

[visual vortex]

Yeah

It was a boot dumbass

Learn some fucking manners bigot

[sleek harness]

Yeah my first name is Foolish

[visual vortex]

He had a boot

[warm spire]

The Generals in his tent, two trenches over

[hazy valley]

Yeah his wiki page has a pic of him with a boot on his head

[sleek harness]

Everyone knows that

[dire kayak]

guess you could call his followers a vermintide

[visual vortex]

And wanted to give everyone in america a pony

[earnest veldt]

Technically we're not allowed to talk about politics 🤓

[hazy valley]

his full name is Vermin Love Supreme

[visual vortex]

He wanted to send people to your house to make sure you brushed your teeth

[glossy bear]

Nobody follow the rules in here

[hazy valley]

please dear fuck elect this man

[glossy bear]

[visual vortex]

I tried

[earnest veldt]

True

[sleek harness]

Literally Soldier TF2 trying to be elected

[visual vortex]

God i tried

[earnest veldt]

EVERYONE BUY CRYPTO

[surreal onyx]

Oh, no. I just realized something.

[glossy bear]

Im a tf2 pyro main

[sleek harness]

If you elect him he will go president history

[slender aurora]

I think it's time I finally got every weapon to mastery 20

[sleek harness]

You are a dwarf

[surreal onyx]

Swedish Summer is almost here…

[visual vortex]

Yes that's how it works

[slender aurora]

This will involve actually playing zealot which is weird

[glossy bear]

Possibly

[earnest veldt]

Like brat summer?

[dire kayak]

surprisingly, despite my school being british, everyone has pretty good dental hygiene

[visual vortex]

Yeah sure

[surreal onyx]

Like. The time where most of the Swedish people in existence are on vacation at the same bloody time.

[glossy bear]

Used to be zealot main, untill I became arbites
Will become skitarii

[little marten]

I’m having my brat summer 💅

[slender aurora]

skibiditarii

[sleek harness]

Which means every time a historian passes lessons about our century they will have to mention "Vermin Love Supreme" as a president

[delicate vapor]

[earnest veldt]

If I was swedish, I too would be looking for an excuse to leave Sweden

[rancid shore]

skitarii based

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

You know what

I should run for president

[sleek harness]

No

[surreal onyx]

Pretty sure they don’t leave it. They enjoy it.

[sleek harness]

You wouldn't even make past the first votes

[glossy bear]

Ban this guy right here

[visual vortex]

No i would

Trust

You just gotta lie

Give people what they want to hesr

[slender aurora]

Callsign Skibiditarii-67

[sleek harness]

Everyone else is already doing that dude

[earnest veldt]

Tung tung tung skiturr

[sleek harness]

That's common tactic

[visual vortex]

Well i do it better

[sleek harness]

Better than the president America already have?

[visual vortex]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Or are you doing this in another country

[visual vortex]

No america

[glossy bear]

When Ill play darktide on my new laptop, I will find you and deliver the Emperors Judgment to you

[sleek harness]

You are totally losing it

[visual vortex]

No way

[hazy valley]

Waiter! An order of your finest barrel please

[ripe tangle]

who will set the world on fire?

[delicate vapor]

boom

[visual vortex]

ME

ME

🙌

ME

[surreal onyx]

You’re king?! Well, I didn’t vote for you!

[ripe tangle]

I just want to set the worrrrrrld on fiiiiiiiire

[hazy valley]

don't set the world on fire I live here and I'm flammable

[analog gorge]

I love fighting an entire horde and coming out unscathed

[visual vortex]

yeah keep saying that and ill string your body up on a wall

[little marten]

POLITICS REPORTED

[visual vortex]

Thus is why i am the best president

[cosmic burrow]

glory hammer?

[surreal onyx]

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

[visual vortex]

Nah

[sleek harness]

Kill Ollpheist first

[visual vortex]

You're next to others

It's includive

[sleek harness]

He's becoming president of America

[little marten]

I got total Warhammer 3 on the skulls sale and I’m left wondering why the fuck I did that

[sleek harness]

Which means we won't be able to mention him ever

[ripe tangle]

What’s glory hammer?

[cosmic burrow]

power metal band

[visual vortex]

Voldemort

[sleek harness]

I know what a glory portal is

[ripe tangle]

but Skaven, if he becomes President, people will be able to dox his address

[surreal onyx]

Pretty decent power metal band.

[sleek harness]

The Fish Who Ruined Everything

[hazy kestrel]

Because a faction calls to you

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[visual vortex]

I fix everything

[visual vortex]

LMAO

That would be funny af

15,000 pizzas to the capital

[thorny onyx]

heyoooo

im new,any tips before i boot this game up?

[sleek harness]

You better live in a mansion after getting elected

I will everything you own

[little marten]

Empire ofc

[sleek harness]

Dteal

Steal

[little marten]

Oops wrong @

[visual vortex]

Dont die

[sleek harness]

Empire yes yes

[visual vortex]

take good care of it

[thorny onyx]

oh lol okay

[dire kayak]

i might get a defiler

[robust furnace]

how do I do the Nurgle's might event?

[sleek harness]

Care of what

[visual vortex]

It is very old and very beautiful art

[sleek harness]

Your dog?

[dire kayak]

what legion should i paint it as

[visual vortex]

My dog?

I got that dog in me

[hazy kestrel]

My dog is barking atm

[fading otter]

Don’t try to just melee or just shoot you have to do a mix to be successful

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna go see what’s up

[hazy valley]

Blocking protects you in a full 360 rotation around your character. Shoving works similarly. BIND YOUR DODGE BUTTON TO A DIFFERENT KEYBIND TO THE JUMP BUTTON IMMEDIATELY. Oh also when you see the Chaos Spawn dodge RIGHT do not dodge left or backward because it will grab you

[little marten]

Oh shit yeah Darktide has an event

[dire kayak]

my dog is meowing rn

[little marten]

How long event running to

[sleek harness]

It's Larry

He's seeing Larry

[visual vortex]

June 20rh

[thorny onyx]

hm okay okay

[hazy valley]

Shove poxbursters to defeat them without fear and do not shoot poxbursters unless no one is near them

[cosmic burrow]

the best one

[thorny onyx]

oooooo Understood

[thorny onyx]

do they exploed?

or some healing factor to others?

[grim spoke]

hello greenlings

[hazy valley]

Yes and a common mistake is people shooting them when they're too close

[grim spoke]

hi alexander

[visual vortex]

Uranium

[dire kayak]

hello fellob zeeb zoob

[hazy valley]

I don't want to give too many tips

The rest you will learn as you go

[lilac crag]

yeah they go boom if they're close to you. but they jump at you before exploding— so push!

[hazy valley]

HAVE FUN

[visual vortex]

Hi aquila

[somber stream]

Jessie, we need to cook Balenciaga

[lilac crag]

hello willow

[thorny onyx]

oh so like a blooater okay okay

[lilac crag]

[misty trench]

sup

[grim spoke]

aquila showed up right when i did

[hazy valley]

yes but it hurts you a lot too

[grim spoke]

sigh he want me fr

wouldn’t be the first …

[lilac crag]

a real magnet

[visual vortex]

Aquila's too cool to do that stuff

[sleek harness]

Alex the Bion

[lilac crag]

hi skaven

[sleek harness]

I am killing you

[thorny onyx]

ill keep that in mind, what class do you use. anddddd what class is good to mix up long and close range if thats a thing here