general-chat

[sly quest]

Sid I was all of your customers actually.

[hazy valley]

I don't drink a lot LOL I only got some because we had a drunk raid night and I decided to have a little fun but I will keep that name in mind for next time

[rapid meteor]

不，但我会说中文

[smoky swift]

I see now

[formal mortar]

Even the ones that hit on me?

[stuck crescent]

I only drink vodka with peppers

[south valve]

Ah yes

Italian

[karmic vortex]

ja naturlich meine kamarate

[stuck crescent]

Beth?

[karmic vortex]

ich liebe bier und wurst

[south valve]

See, THAT'S French

[rapid meteor]

nooo im pretty sure its russian

[sly quest]

Stay safe. Please reach out to anyone if you feel any negative feelings, we are all here for you, and if you’re not comfortable enough with talking to people on the internet, do call professionals.

[south valve]

Ohhh true

[livid glacier]

Bro just installed that super impact mod... that shit is funny 😂 😂 Everything just get yoinked out of atoma

[karmic vortex]

i am not an alcoholic

[stuck crescent]

DID SOMEONE SAY WELSH?

[hazy valley]

Grey Goose, Di Amore Raspberry and Cranberry Juice. It's SO good. The first drink I ever got drunk on and it happened so fast friends thought my drink got spiked and were rushing me back to the hotel room

[stuck crescent]

I am tho

[south valve]

I actually do speak a tiny bit of German and I'm proud of myself for understanding this

[stuck crescent]

I love making booze

[karmic vortex]

that fucking sucks!

[south valve]

even though it's very simple

[smoky swift]

Lmao

[karmic vortex]

i only know basic german incase i meet a german

[livid glacier]

Wultah...

[stuck crescent]

I just like making things

Beer, rum, gin (that didnt go well)

[rapid meteor]

just come over to my place, ill bake you a japanese cheesecake

[south valve]

Fair, you were really quick on the draw. I thought you were fluent

[sly quest]

JAPAN MENTIONED

[stuck crescent]

Oh no

not J-pan

[karmic vortex]

japanese cheesecake has nothing on my grandmothers cheesecake

[rapid meteor]

i wont argue with your grandmother

[karmic vortex]

the recipe was invented before usa ever existed

[south valve]

Hello yes, I also like twinks

[karmic vortex]

i think!

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[sly quest]

I thought you were the twinks

[hazy valley]

I got a carrot cake and I'm not even letting myself touch it. I got it too soon and meant it as a reward for when I get to my target weight finally

[rapid meteor]

but was it invented before Australia was discovered?

[south valve]

Both can be true

[hazy valley]

Now I just stare at it and yearn

[stuck crescent]

He did say he sounded "twink"

[karmic vortex]

nope

[south valve]

Ngl, I do love baguette

[rapid meteor]

increasing your protein intake and doing a bit more exercises does help

[stuck crescent]

They're ok

french food is kind of overrated

[karmic vortex]

cheesecake was brought to poland in like 17th century so it's younger then australia

[hazy valley]

Yeah I am doing that. I just really miss certain foods

[south valve]

True kinda

How is Welsh food?

[stuck crescent]

Ittallian is where its at

[rapid meteor]

could always make healthy alternatives

[south valve]

idk if it's different to English

[stuck crescent]

Cheese sauce

[south valve]

🤮

[hazy valley]

There's no healthy alternative to a carrot cake afaik

[stuck crescent]

just cheese sauce

[south valve]

Okay nvm

[rapid meteor]

higher protein carrot cake?

[bronze raptor]

How do i quickplay queue for the event?

[south valve]

Frenchies > Welshies
SORRY, it had to be said

[karmic vortex]

you can't

[rapid meteor]

lemme go through my journal RQ, i might have a recipe

[stuck crescent]

TBH, for the most part its just english-like food

[karmic vortex]

both are madeup

[south valve]

Yeah true

Wales is just the DLC to England

[stuck crescent]

fucking love rarebit tho

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[karmic vortex]

you tell me there is a country where people eat SNAILS?

and a country were people have relationship with sheep?

[rapid meteor]

my favorite british food is tikka masala

[karmic vortex]

yeah nah brother don't bait me like that

i want to try jellied eels

[south valve]

England = first
Wales = DLC
USA = more popular sequel
Canada = spin off
France = competing series
Australia = Definitive edition
Scotland = ???

[stuck crescent]

THATS A GOD DAMN LIE, ITS BECAUSE THE THE PUNISHMENT FOR FORNICATION WITH SHEEP WAS LESS THAN THEIFT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[stuck crescent]

Mine's KFC

[karmic vortex]

it's just a big of banter friend

[rapid meteor]

i thought scotland was the more popular sequel

[south valve]

Maybe

[stuck crescent]

Wales is the forgotten middle child

[rapid meteor]

they just exist

[stuck crescent]

We have a town in Argentina, apparently

[rapid meteor]

and i thought the US is the lost episode that everyone wants to bury

[karmic vortex]

the only welsh person i know is a guy that is probably a sex offender

[stuck crescent]

That is sad

[south valve]

oh

[karmic vortex]

hold on he is half welsh

half welsh half australian

[stuck crescent]

oh, ok, I'm less offended

[karmic vortex]

then congrats krieg hater you are the first welsh person i've ever talked to!

[rapid meteor]

i guess teh australian part makes sense

[stuck crescent]

Wait...what football team does he support?

[rapid meteor]

@hazy valley boop i found the recipe

[sly quest]

My favorite British food is badly made cigars

[karmic vortex]

idk i do not speak to him i am disgusted by the fact that he exists on the same planet as me

[south valve]

Valid

[karmic vortex]

tikka masala reminded me that i hate curry

i am too white for it

[stuck crescent]

Britan doesn't even do pipe tobbaco well, our best company got bought out by the irish

[rapid meteor]

did a football club in the uk won recently?

[stuck crescent]

Aresnal won the prim, sadly

[karmic vortex]

UP THE RA

[hazy valley]

Oh nice! I didn't know it even existed

[south valve]

Btw, in case anyone is unaware, Welsh people do live in castles

[stuck crescent]

TBH, I hate man city more than aresnal

[hazy valley]

I have to return to work though. Lunch break is done

[karmic vortex]

castles are mega cool

[rapid meteor]

would you like me to dm it to you?

[karmic vortex]

it's 1 am why do you go to work

[stuck crescent]

They are cool....the one in flintshire isnt

[potent sage]

is it more or does the mourningstar look different

[stuck crescent]

ok, its kind of cool

[south valve]

Times own:

[karmic vortex]

ladies and gents (and the other people) this is why industrial revolution had it's consequences

[stuck crescent]

Hey does anyone think the morning star is more green?

just me

[potent sage]

i think those giant skull banners are new, and the lighting looks completely different and more ethereal

[stuck crescent]

anyone else?

Anyone at all?

[south valve]

The mourningstar?

It's like

grey

[karmic vortex]

mourningstar verde

[livid glacier]

It's blue for me :v

[potent sage]

yeah the mourningstar is like

green now

LOL

[stuck crescent]

dunno

[potent sage]

lightings different

like way different

it's more

air-y

[south valve]

I thought it got like a piss yellow filter when I first joined in

[stuck crescent]

Maybe somone thinks its different

[livid glacier]

Yes...it's because of the skull event

[stuck crescent]

Oh, thats neat

[potent sage]

yeah they have giant cool skull banners dotted around now

[livid glacier]

there is also skull decorations around too

that's why it looks diff

[stuck crescent]

Now only if they could go back to the old theme

[nocturne bloom]

I dont think ive ever done my work as fast as today. Im usually only halfway done by now but im basically done with 4 hours left

[south valve]

Hello mysterious half-snake individual

[potent sage]

so much light pollution in the mourningstar its foggy now

[potent sage]

SON

[potent sage]

flings shit at you

[nocturne bloom]

Romantic

[south valve]

I guess you can just chill for 4 hours?

[rapid meteor]

did you know beans on toast is not a british creation?

[nocturne bloom]

I see why you're friends with missus now

[stuck crescent]

Im gonna make dinner

hwyl fawr chat

except for abby

[south valve]

indeed

[stuck crescent]

(obviously)

[potent sage]

lala lalalalal i dont care liberalllll

flings shit at you

[karmic vortex]

SMOKE CIGGARETES FOR 4 HOURS

[nocturne bloom]

Oh wait youre that person

[south valve]

??

[nocturne bloom]

I take romantic back

[south valve]

Okay 😭

[stuck crescent]

You know what I said

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[south valve]

Goodbye chat
Except for abby

bit random

[karmic vortex]

hello

[sly quest]

Nothing is truly English, we used to eat that so I’m pretty sure it’s not their creation

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t the space marines get gizzards ?

[south valve]

Hello glorious destroyed planet individual

[gloomy tartan]

Wouldnt it be a tactical improvement

[stuck crescent]

CAUSE I DONT LIKE HER, OBVIOUSLY

[gloomy tartan]

They have extra hearts

[stuck crescent]

AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW I DONT LIKE HER

[sly quest]

Hayia chris

[nocturne bloom]

Yes you are pretty

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t space marines start getting gizzards

[rapid meteor]

its an american creation XD

[sly quest]

Oh my god

[karmic vortex]

beans on toast sounds nasty

we should nuke the brits

[sly quest]

REALLY??

[south valve]

Get a room, you two

[south valve]

WAIT, N- 💥

[potent sage]

anyways

[gloomy tartan]

A space marine with a gizzard is more tactically prepared than one without a gizzard

[sly quest]

Hi

[karmic vortex]

what a shame

[gloomy tartan]

🇫🇷

[potent sage]

hiya

[karmic vortex]

what a rotten way to die

[nocturne bloom]

Canned beans are American. The UK started beans on toast during WW2, so youre wrong

[tired inlet]

WH40K Space Marines can ingest almost fukken anything

[gloomy tartan]

Now imagine they had a gizzard

[karmic vortex]

beans were invented by the indigenous americans

[gloomy tartan]

They could ingest even more

[south valve]

Mouse in baked beans

[gloomy tartan]

You know they would be better with gizzards

[karmic vortex]

clam chowder condom

[south valve]

Dead frog inside PEpsi can

[potent sage]

lifted bread started appearing in ancient sumer and beans were harvested by central and south american indigenous peoples

[karmic vortex]

student watches PORN and gets NAKED

[sly quest]

Have you guys tried soybeans before.

[potent sage]

Nothing Is Truly British

[tired inlet]

That's basically the Preomnor and Omophagia

[potent sage]

they just have to STEAL everything they see

[nocturne bloom]

General Sam with the Clam Chowder popsicles

[karmic vortex]

soy is yucky

[gloomy tartan]

So adding a gizzard would be extra?

[rapid meteor]

apparently the company heinz started it around 1895 when canned baked bean productions went up and in 1927 they advertised it to the british and their ad was the baked beans on warm buttered toast. heinz is a Pennsylvania company

[karmic vortex]

but if you like it eat it

[south valve]

Man URINATES on fellow passenger, for not being allowed to smoke!!!! 😡

[karmic vortex]

i am not your mother

[karmic vortex]

so me

[rapid meteor]

isnt that just tofu?

[south valve]

You could be

[gloomy tartan]

What about that thing roosters have

The floppy red thing in there heads

[karmic vortex]

no i am too young for that

[sly quest]

So its a shared crime, classic have YOU tried soybeans and toast?

[tired inlet]

grew them on the farm I was raised on

[hazy valley]

Sure. I should have DMs open

[karmic vortex]

and i already act as a parent for my silly dumb friends

[hazy valley]

I must run now though

[tired inlet]

The preomnor would act in the same way, digesting even the rocks a gizzard uses to chew

[nocturne bloom]

1901 was the first advertisement

[rapid meteor]

why would i do that?

[sly quest]

fermented soybeans

[sly quest]

Because you gotta.

[south valve]

Godspeed

[rapid meteor]

ah

[sly quest]

YOU WERE RASIDE IN A FARM

THATS SO COOL

[gloomy tartan]

So they already have a gizzard ?

[rapid meteor]

oh i read it wrong XD

[south valve]

I love that this communtiy still uses XD

[karmic vortex]

fermented soybeans sounds like the most japanese thing ever

[tired inlet]

also Thai, since they grow naturally in Southeast Asia

[rapid meteor]

i eat soybean deserts often

[karmic vortex]

only queer people and polish people use xd nowadays

[rapid meteor]

like i could grind them into dust and mix it with sugar and peanut and make sweet dumplings with it

[tired inlet]

No, because Space Marines have teeth; gizzards are a natural adaptation of animals (like birds) who don't have teeth to be able to chew things

[south valve]

Why did you just say the same thing twice?

(joke)

[pearl viper]

arent those the same thing

[sly quest]

Ohhh!! :o you gotta send me some.

[karmic vortex]

it is even funnier the second time

[potent sage]

thailand is actually the only asian state that never underwent formal colonization or occupation by european powers

[rapid meteor]

will not eat nato

[fading otter]

Don’t space marines have extra hearts and stuff? A redundancy gizzard doesn’t sound out of the question

[sly quest]

[rapid meteor]

jsut come on down to my bbq XD

ill be making che for dessert this time

[nocturne bloom]

Any guys from Poland here?
Science experiment

[karmic vortex]

yes hello i am here

[sly quest]

Goat… yes please

[south valve]

Polussy

[karmic vortex]

ill do the thing

bóbr kurwa

ja pierdole

ale bydle

[formal mortar]

I am part polish

[sly quest]

Can you sing the song

[timber elk]

Same

[sly quest]

the song.

[timber elk]

No

[gloomy tartan]

sauropods had gizzards

[timber elk]

I will not.

[gloomy tartan]

🦕

[nocturne bloom]

Anyone born in and in Poland here?

[tired inlet]

too spicy for them

[karmic vortex]

yes hello here am i

[tired inlet]

they have two different stomach implants

[nocturne bloom]

Nobody? Damn

[karmic vortex]

born polish raised polish lives in poland

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly that’s what I’m saying

[rapid meteor]

are you a kielbasa?

[stuck crescent]

That was rude, my apologies

[gloomy tartan]

Emergency gizzard

[karmic vortex]

i smoke ciggaretes
i drink alcohol
i look like a twink

[rapid meteor]

but i also make sweet potato pie

[nocturne bloom]

Bald twink?

[gloomy tartan]

You know the red like comb thing a chicken has

That would benefit a space marine

[formal mortar]

They can wear wigs

[south valve]

Skitarii should feel like some nice representation

[nocturne bloom]

Doesnt pull as well...

[karmic vortex]

i dye my hair black so when i don't do it every month i look like i have a bald spot

[fallen tree]

no slow mode anymore?

[gloomy tartan]

Damn you funny

[karmic vortex]

so baldy is my nickname

or baron

[nocturne bloom]

Show me your sock collection

[south valve]

Correct + true

[gloomy tartan]

You know those monkeys with the big asses

They are scary

They came and attacked

Took down the slow mode

[karmic vortex]

if i do not dye my hair i look like offbrand slavic kurt cobain

[south valve]

I didn't survive

[gloomy tartan]

They attacked the electrical fences

[fallen tree]

at first i thought you replied to the wrong person

[gloomy tartan]

What are they called…

[fallen tree]

lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Mandrills?

[fallen tree]

they're called chris

[gloomy tartan]

Baboons?

[fallen tree]

the cadian

[gloomy tartan]

I forget

[sly quest]

The chinese angels always cook the best food… I always watch their cooking on 小红书 and it’s a huge inspo to me

[south valve]

The thigh highs?

[gloomy tartan]

No I said the monkeys with hairless asses

[karmic vortex]

I LOVE CHINA

[tired inlet]

are you talking about Mandrills? The ones commonly confused with Baboons?

[karmic vortex]

GLORY TO CCP

[gloomy tartan]

Whichever one is more agressive

I forget

I think mandrills huh

Baboons have fangs

Mandrils have giant asses

[karmic vortex]

THE LUMINOUS PATH IS CLOSED TO GWAILOS

[rapid meteor]

welp, im just a weird mix of being both chinese and southern

[gloomy tartan]

They specd into different builds

[nocturne bloom]

Yea and the black with white stripe dolphin shorts drawer

[sly quest]

I feel you. Japanese and Kurdish. People just be making anything these days.

[gloomy tartan]

Is someone making a clanker named mr fisto?

[karmic vortex]

japanese and kurdish is some weird af rng

[south valve]

Skitarii should be able to punch with those metal fists

[tired inlet]

blue ones; Mandrills live in large, stable groups known as "hordes" which can number in the hundreds. So if you upset the largest males you're zerg rushed to death. You ever see that Jumanji Sequel?

[sly quest]

Whats rng

[rapid meteor]

im about 2 steps away from buying a pickup truck and a motorcycle

[gloomy tartan]

The ones with Kevin heart? Nu

[karmic vortex]

random number generator

[sly quest]

Do it.

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/IM1jmXoYPTg

[karmic vortex]

alt fire for phosphorus pistol should be a backhand slap

[south valve]

My real name

[rapid meteor]

its either a rav4 or a f150, i like toyota

wait!

KEI TRUCKS!

[gloomy tartan]

wtf lol

[karmic vortex]

i saw a toyota survive 2 russian suicide drones

[tired inlet]

The first one was enjoyable! https://youtu.be/opqge2XSR2A?t=130

[gloomy tartan]

CHEDDAR BIG BOOTY CHEESEBURGER 🍔

[karmic vortex]

the japanese do know their cars

[sly quest]

Im bad w cars… but get the biggest one.

[gloomy tartan]

Yes I also watched fast and furious Tokyo Drift

They have a drift king

[formal wharf]

do yall think arrowhead will even do the crossover right

[twin flower]

Guh

[gloomy tartan]

Not to mention Initial-D

That fucking racing anime

[jaunty path]

Cheddar "Big Booty" Cheese Burger.

[karmic vortex]

im talking about explosion survivability

[sly quest]

INITIAL D MENTIONED

[gloomy tartan]

I need to watch it

[rapid meteor]

uhhhh

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna get into it lol

I see. Some random bits of the anime on YouTube lol

[karmic vortex]

chances of me being a guerilla fighter are never 0 so i should have a car that can whistand a rocket

[gloomy tartan]

I know some the music

[lost bone]

Hello lovely subjects of the emperor is there no way ti change your controls on console?

[karmic vortex]

console user lmao

[twin flower]

Uhh, PC here so idk lmao

[gloomy tartan]

First of his name

[karmic vortex]

imagine havinga stable way to play games

it couldn't be me my pc is made with duct tape and super glue

[heady karma]

there isnt an api or anything that tells us how many players are using x class currently, is there?

[karmic vortex]

i gotta burn incense everyday so it turns on so i became a techpriest

[rapid meteor]

i drive trucks that weighs like 20,000LBS/9,000KG at my other jobs, i dont think i want to XD

[sly quest]

BEST music you gonna ever here.

THE BEST.

[karmic vortex]

best music is in deus ex 1

sorry

[potent sage]

truthnuke

[rapid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/my-love-story-with-yamada-kun-at-lv999-yamada-lv999-anime-yamada-lv999-akane-akane-confused-confused-anime-gif-16048699582846891922

[gloomy tartan]

Someone put the music over the speed racer live action movie final race and it works lol

[sly quest]

WRONG

[karmic vortex]

oh and vampire the masquerade bloodlines

[sly quest]

https://youtu.be/KM-IJpQRihY?si=whX6uHzZa4NtQpN7
peak.

[karmic vortex]

dwarf fortress is also great

[rapid meteor]

ah forgot about that

[gloomy tartan]

It made it the most anime ass shit ever

[tired inlet]

The place I go locally has their stuff as "American Mild->American hot->Thai Mild->Thai Hot"

and I get that shit Thai Hot

[karmic vortex]

also there is pornography by the cure

[gloomy tartan]

What

[rapid meteor]

i usually say tell the chef i said the food is not spicy

[karmic vortex]

pornography by the cure

[rapid meteor]

that usually hits the spot afterwards

[karmic vortex]

you don't know the cure?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you mean a song

[karmic vortex]

friday im in love or lovecats?

[gloomy tartan]

Or do you the the cure showed there butt holes

[sly quest]

ALSO https://youtu.be/YdYwICNPDwI?si=eT_MuzjZ-9jH34yU

HOLYYYY SHIITTT

[gloomy tartan]

I know of the cure but I don’t know every song of them

[karmic vortex]

they have an album called pornography it's pretty fire

[gloomy tartan]

Ah ok

[potent sage]

thai mild gotta be the spicest shit ever

[gloomy tartan]

You wanna hear some fire shit ?

[potent sage]

thai hot gotta be the gates of hell

[gloomy tartan]

It’s real underground

[karmic vortex]

ye

[potent sage]

american mild is probably the lamest shit ever LMAO 😭

[gloomy tartan]

https://youtu.be/oGURDYckNEI?si=nPoOjBAAhPOI3xR1

Here you go

[tired inlet]

Taunting the guy who is cooking with an F-14 Tomcat Jet Engine powering hsi wok isn't the smartest thing

[gloomy tartan]

🕷️ 🧙‍♂️

[karmic vortex]

very cool i shall add this to my "makind ied's" playlist

[tired inlet]

Thai Hot puts some bhut jolokia in the sauce. It's like this Indian Joint I get phaal goat or lamb that has ghost peppers infused into the curry.

[karmic vortex]

whatever you guys are talking about it's not beating a good döner kebab

[formal mortar]

Can I be a bit of a braggart for a moment?

[gloomy tartan]

Tarantula Wizard is strong

[karmic vortex]

sure go ahead

[tired inlet]

every time I try to take the ice cream or kebab from the Turkish vendor he sleights-of-hands me. Too quick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2f09JgbZW4

[gloomy tartan]

Can you put your legs behind your head and start spinning like a dradel?

[formal mortar]

Not anymore

[gloomy tartan]

Damn I would of accepted you bragging about that

You can brag that you used to be able to tho

[karmic vortex]

my kebab guy just gives me a weird eye for looking like a cretin

[formal mortar]

My niece got the highest graduating award at her school today I am a very proud uncle

[astral basin]

Reading thai as thigh

[formal mortar]

And I feel the need to brag

Because she is amazing

[rapid meteor]

i grew up around those wok

[gloomy tartan]

Get them a hunting rifle

That’s a great gift idea

[karmic vortex]

it's not often a twink walks in dressed up as a dracula wannabe

[acoustic pebble]

Listening to Yakuza soundtrack because it's goated

[gloomy tartan]

Yakuza is just insane

[astral basin]

“So thats where the smart genes went”

[acoustic pebble]

It's amazing

[gloomy tartan]

Insane in a good way

[tired inlet]

We talked about it 9 hours ago.

[acoustic pebble]

Best way

[karmic vortex]

wish her good luck from the internet people

[gloomy tartan]

Wait jakka

[formal mortar]

Considering my sister couldn't spell the word house until the 8th grade this is a big win

[gloomy tartan]

You ever see ipo?

It also has a crazy fight between a man and a animal

Like how kiryu fought tigers

[tired inlet]

Initial Public Offering?

[gloomy tartan]

The boxing anime

[twin flower]

Ippo

[karmic vortex]

english is a language of cavemen so i get it

[formal mortar]

ippo is good anime

[gloomy tartan]

hajime no ippo

[rapid meteor]

yes

[twin flower]

Goated

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[karmic vortex]

unless it's your sisters first language then i am truely sorry

[sly quest]

Burning blood?

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know that one

[twin flower]

Is that also a goldie

Ye idk that one

[gloomy tartan]

Remember in Ippo when the guy fought a bear

Then another guy hunted it

[sly quest]

Lemme show you guys the covers actually.

[tired inlet]

THUDBALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-UOV0HKbY

[gloomy tartan]

And he cried but still ate the bear

[twin flower]

He only cried cuz it had cubs I think

[gloomy tartan]

Then for his next boxing match he came out wearing the bears pelt

[twin flower]

If I remember right

[sly quest]

#zealot-class message

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah bro it was a fuckint mom lmao

[sly quest]

Too peak.

[gloomy tartan]

He was bawling
While he ate the bear lmao

[karmic vortex]

sounds cool

[gloomy tartan]

Next fight he comes out wearing her pelt aura farming

[rapid meteor]

hmmm

i could try to make che ice cream

[gloomy tartan]

Takes her pelt off to reveal bear scars on his chest

From her paw

[twin flower]

Bro walked out like Thragg wearing Battlebeast

[tired inlet]

the fact that #zealot-class has become the Darktide Discord imgur is wild

[gloomy tartan]

Aura farming so hard

They like nah he faking it

But when they see the fuckint bear claw scars

They freak out cuz that shits REALLLLL

[twin flower]

Its funny how I heard its just Gen chat 2.0 from way back since I joined too lmao

[karmic vortex]

last anime i watched was jojo part 7 first episode

[twin flower]

Uh.. Sentenced to be a Hero was the last thing I watched I think

[karmic vortex]

now that i think about it only watched the popular shiet

[twin flower]

Really good

[tired inlet]

Zealot is a solved class, so now it's #Off-Topic + image/hotlinking perms

[karmic vortex]

aot jojo one piece and vinland saga

[rapid meteor]

the last anime i watched was great teacher onizuka, i dont know how many rewatch ive done

[karmic vortex]

tried to read manga once

[twin flower]

I wonder if someone ever asked the mods for an actual off-topics channel before or just decided "yeah, thats zeal channel now."

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[tired inlet]

JJT Shibuya Incident, Vagabond, and..uhh... Berserk

[karmic vortex]

choose berserk and i regreted that shit

berserk would be the most peak ever if not for the author being a freak

[twin flower]

Didnt the Author pass away tho

[tired inlet]

natural course; aqctual #off-topic and #meme channels are routinely taken over by reactionary chud dipshits that post pornography and bigoted bullshit.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys would you rather the lizard man drags his claws across your car and fucking rattles that shit making it look like wolverine tore that shit up or would you rather Bigfoot takes you for a month trying to get you to move into his cave with him and showing you around the forest offering you acorns and squirrel he catches by grabbing them and swinging them into trees?

[twin flower]

Which is sadge

[karmic vortex]

yes he did

[jaunty path]

What do you think Tau Sneezing looks like

:3

[karmic vortex]

after the 10th struggle snuggle i dropped it

[tired inlet]

the late Author who killed himself through overworking in making it, you mean?

[twin flower]

Prolly one 'the' greatest authors for dark fantasy manga

[gloomy tartan]

It’s how they attack you they spit it out like a projectile

[twin flower]

Nuff said lmao

[karmic vortex]

YOU CALL IT DARK FANTASY?

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU

[karmic vortex]

it's just sexual assault and gore

[twin flower]

Is it not

Uhh

[rapid meteor]

highschool me just wanted a good teacher lol

[karmic vortex]

it's not dark it's just disgusting

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[twin flower]

Well, that kinda falls under dark fantasy lmao

[karmic vortex]

yeah but it's the only part that makes it dark

and maybe the demons

[formal mortar]

Do I play ff14 or more tide?

[rapid meteor]

league

[twin flower]

Tide when the clanker boys arrive

[peak falcon]

Dark Rites bar has STOPPED moving? Hmmmmmmmm.

[gloomy tartan]

https://youtu.be/pbzV3Q-1hFs?si=FBu4eV1fkjJR8taL

[formal mortar]

You don't exist anymore

[gloomy tartan]

Monkey 🐒

She escaped Japan

He I mean

[karmic vortex]

i tried to play league and it was the most boring game ever

[formal mortar]

It's because I left to get dinner

[tired inlet]

Dark Fantasy is meant to be highly dystopian and can dwell on very morbid and taboo things; Even Conan had elements of Dark Fantasy -- if not one of the originators of it

[fallen tree]

Eorzea wont save itself

[formal mortar]

I rarely play league, and when I do people think I play it a lot but I don't

[karmic vortex]

yeah but conan didn't base itself on that freakish thing

[peak falcon]

Until the Lalafel are purged, there is no saving it.

[formal mortar]

Just beacuse they don't learn

[gloomy tartan]

https://youtu.be/JysVwwykyfM?si=qnLIHyUksRcEle75

[karmic vortex]

most dark fantasy series insert that but it's not the base trope

[formal mortar]

Thoughts on what I should raceswap to?

[tired inlet]

well considering the time it was written, it pushed the envelope socially pretty hard -- all while avoiding whatever freak H.P. LoveCraft was doing. There's going to be a larger focus on the horror and the horrific.

[fallen tree]

i have catgirl bias, sooo

[formal mortar]

Ah

[fallen tree]

viera are also pog

[formal mortar]

I don't wanna be a catgirl

[fallen tree]

haha

[karmic vortex]

me when i see a british person:

[peak falcon]

Roegadyn or the cat-people. Hrothgar, I think?

[fallen tree]

just dont go au'ra

[karmic vortex]

insanity

[formal mortar]

I might go for the viera, be a tall woman

[fallen tree]

yeah viera are sick, idk if they're still super restricted on headgear tho

[karmic vortex]

i do love lovecraft he was great

same with the guy who wrote conan

[formal mortar]

I guess according to a census there are almost no female hrothgar

[tired inlet]

LoveCraft was a die-hard white supremacist and so racists that the racists of his era were put off by how racist he was

[fallen tree]

so you dont like berserk, but you like the problematic lovecraft?

[karmic vortex]

yeah nah not the parts with racism

[tired inlet]

that's 90% of him

[karmic vortex]

false

[formal mortar]

Oh it's from 2024 tho

[tired inlet]

he couldn't even have a cat without calling it a racial slur

[fallen tree]

yeah they were added in dawntrail

[karmic vortex]

i mean his books were not all mega racists

[fallen tree]

but i see like, 2 or 3

since i resubbed lol

[karmic vortex]

music of erich zann was really cool

probably my favourite story of his

[formal mortar]

I might make a hrothgar gal then

[karmic vortex]

and him using a racist slur as a cat name is not going to make me call black people slurs

[formal mortar]

That'd be fun

[karmic vortex]

as a matter of fact i do not use racist slurs

well i did when i was an edgy 15year old but people change

it's wild to think how a person can change

[tired inlet]

probably wouldn't have admitted that to 25,000 people on a public discord

[twin flower]

Chracter growth in a nutshell

[karmic vortex]

we all had bad moments in our life

[fallen tree]

stream of consciousness ahh moment

[formal mortar]

Although a roegadyn would be pretty lit too

[tired inlet]

well I never had that one, and I'm 40, and I grew up in an incredibly racist environment

[twin flower]

Funny how some adults can still act like children tho

[fallen tree]

not enough Roes too

they do look cool

[formal mortar]

I just loaded up youtube to find a music playlist I had, and shorts autoran and this is the first thing that popped up just now https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kMcwpBkZN_M

Sounds like something is telling me to make a roe

[karmic vortex]

you know i never actually seen a black person till i was 15 so being racist wasn't hard

[tired inlet]

is that some kind of anthropomorphic deer woman?

[blazing ibex]

Many of us were MW2 players once upon a time

[karmic vortex]

now i can see that it doesn't make any scense

[twin flower]

reasonable, idk ff enough to know the races tho lmao

[fallen tree]

catgirl

[tired inlet]

Yeah, I played Modern Warfare 2, and 1, and was a ranked competitive call of duty player when it launched.

[fallen tree]

oh the roe

[formal mortar]

roe are big and tall muscular people

[fallen tree]

yeah i wonder why they have a dark nose, i think its optional

[tired inlet]

both of them? tall one looks different

[formal mortar]

lala's have an optional dark nose too

[twin flower]

mmm tell me more

[south valve]

I had a friend group that basically split in half because someone was playing war thunder and said the n word

[fallen tree]

yeah i realised after i said that, nah just tall strong lady, some reason have deer like nose at times

[formal mortar]

I'm using my fantasia now

[tired inlet]

Shikanoko!?

[fallen tree]

i'd play as a deer lady ngl

[blazing ibex]

Rank-

Are you talking about like

The remake MW2?

[tired inlet]

No, 2009.

[blazing ibex]

...there was ranked?

[tired inlet]

and when I say Call of Duty I mean the one from 2003.

[fallen tree]

the original cod? they should have stayed ww2 games

they were so good

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone?

[karmic vortex]

we had a guy that was a nazi apologist

[sly quest]

GOOD WBU SMALL MAN

[crisp yoke]

Hold on ima need some context I’ve not been here for a while

[karmic vortex]

we talked about food and books

[tired inlet]

there were ranks

Competitions were held using IRC
Unreal Tournament was doing the same thing

You'd go to tourneys in LAN parties bringing your rig with you
0 latency set-ups

[crisp yoke]

Mentally not doing well
I’m physically fine tho

How about you?

[south valve]

We should do the thing where we’re horrible therapists who don’t know what we’re doing

[south valve]

Insert joke about one particular book

[blazing ibex]

OH LAN tourneys

[sly quest]

Oh my god. Please do vent if it would help you somehow, we’re all here for you. If not, do reach for professional help. I’m so sorry:( I’m doing well, thank you for asking

[lost bone]

Ok mr money bags

[karmic vortex]

i was doing the bit where my pc is really bad

[crisp yoke]

I’m fine don’t worry about me

Glad ur doing ok

[blazing ibex]

Sorry I thought you meant like an integrated ranked mode and it was throwing me off

Yeah that makes a lot more sense now.

[sly quest]

We’re here for you regardless.

[jaunty path]

Ranked in this game would be very fucking annoying ngl

[blazing ibex]

You mean Havoc?

[lethal solstice]

Please know that that phrase is one of the #1 red flags for people going through major shit

[tired inlet]

UT2003/UT2004 were the only real e-sports that were rewarding in the U.S. at the time; Korea already was dominating StarCraft and the U.S. didn't have the infrastructure to support remote tournaments; Korea, Japan, and Sweden were the top tier countries due to utility-based internetworks. I think the U.S. ha dlike 1 good one and it was..uhh FATAL1TY

[twin flower]

Isnt that just Havoc tho

[lost bone]

It's ok sah

[jaunty path]

Fair enough

[tired inlet]

EVO Moment 37 (Daigo vs. JWONG in Loser's Brackets) was 2004

and if you've seen that clip EVO is happening in like a dorm lobby

[karmic vortex]

we all have our bad moments gl with that and don't fall in to the pit of sorrow and depressions

it's dark and lonely there

it sucks down there in the pit

[crisp yoke]

Noted

[karmic vortex]

i've been there many times and getting out of it sucks

[tired inlet]

that's just Havoc

[sly quest]

Stay safe:(

[sly quest]

No its not

[karmic vortex]

hey hello i am good rn besides not being able to get drunk with the boys

[blazing ibex]

Kinda is

[tired inlet]

what's your havoc level right now, and do you need to keep doing havoc to maintain it?

[sly quest]

… 5

[blazing ibex]

I mean you have a rank

You need to play to maintain it

[sly quest]

SO PROUD OF YOU YES AND NO DRINKING

[blazing ibex]

If you win your rank goes up

It's fundamentally a ranked mode

[twin flower]

I thought it'd be higher since you were playing with Bushman and Mrrow

[tired inlet]

that also functions as a type of asynchronous ladder

[sly quest]

Im kidding its 20

[jaunty path]

Honestly its not even the difficulty its the players lmfao.

[karmic vortex]

being sober when my friend is talking about some sad and dark things can bring down the mood a bit

[sly quest]

I’m bad.

[twin flower]

LIESSS

DECEIITT

[blazing ibex]

Honestly it's havoc too now

[sly quest]

I try. Really. But i just die all the time

[blazing ibex]

It's actually harder than it was before crusher spawn nerf

[twin flower]

What was your class again

[jaunty path]

How so

[crisp yoke]

Gl?

[sly quest]

Zealot:(

[jaunty path]

More enemy diversity?

[sly quest]

Good lad

[karmic vortex]

at some point i considerd inviting him to a honorable wrestling duel so he can stop spreading his nihilistic nonsense

[crisp yoke]

ooooh

[rapid meteor]

bloop

[jaunty path]

That's okay. Dying is important to getting better.

[twin flower]

You'll get there

[karmic vortex]

good luck

[twin flower]

bleep

[jaunty path]

Good class

[blazing ibex]

More enemies*

[crisp yoke]

oooooooooooooooh
Why would you be wishing me good luck?

[blazing ibex]

Like in general

[crisp yoke]

Just wish urself Goodluck

[sly quest]

You. Your playing is SO GOOD

[blazing ibex]

The hordes are insanely dense now

[formal mortar]

My gf asked me to repeat something I said then said that talking to me is like talking to a toddler

[sly quest]

genuinely so cool I was mindblown.

[karmic vortex]

with getting your mental status getting better

[blazing ibex]

Specialists just don't stop spawning at all

[karmic vortex]

no ammount of luck can help me

[jaunty path]

Oh right since crushers took a lot of enemy spawn space yeah?

[karmic geyser]

I'm officially a reject now, just bought the game

[karmic vortex]

i am stable and i am getting better

[blazing ibex]

It's like the AI director is tweaking out trying fill in the spawn space crushers used to take

[potent sage]

hmm should i play darktide

[sly quest]

Whar did you say…

[potent sage]

or shjould i play stellaris

[blazing ibex]

And it's just throwing a ton of everything else.

[karmic vortex]

my luck run out 4 years ago

[sly quest]

CONGRATULATIONS CONGRATS YAYAYAYYAY

[potent sage]

sighhhhhh decisions..... decisions....

[jaunty path]

Yeah but I died a lot to get good. So don't feel bad about dying a lot in this game. Improvement is trial by fire.

[fallen tree]

welcome reject

[sly quest]

Yes with me.

[karmic geyser]

I hope I have a good time

[twin flower]

Do a markiplier move and get a bell every time you talk

[jaunty path]

Yipee

[rapid meteor]

easy to convinced?

[karmic geyser]

thanks 🙂

[formal mortar]

I saw she had goosebumps so I said "You have the bumps of the goose?" in a funny voice

[rapid meteor]

bloop bloop

[sly quest]

One day I hope to play like you

[crisp yoke]

Oh

[karmic vortex]

if you want someone to help you with the game let us know

[crisp yoke]

Hi Missus how are ya?

[sly quest]

HIIIAYA

[formal mortar]

Imagine being a reject, I could never

[karmic geyser]

I'll probably just throw myself into the grinder for now and see how it goes but thanks

[jaunty path]

Aw thnx.

You can improve by playing a lot of auric.

[karmic vortex]

good way to start

[jaunty path]

I feel okay for now.

[rapid meteor]

🥖 🥖 🥖

[karmic vortex]

i started darktide with my best bro

[twin flower]

Do Maelstroms on Auric

[crisp yoke]

Good to hear

[rapid meteor]

im sure youre better than me

[karmic vortex]

well guys i should level up my weapons on ogryn

[sly quest]

No leek emojis…

[sly quest]

WE GOTTA PLAY ONE DAY

[rapid meteor]

🥖

[karmic vortex]

ill check up on yall in a span of one match

[crisp yoke]

Anyone got a pillow?

[sly quest]

🍰

[rapid meteor]

5 aquilas

[sly quest]

I will pinch you.

[candid drift]

tbh if u want to improve playing solos or duos is a very good way 🙂‍↕️

[sly quest]

I will do my best yes, thank you for the advice

[rapid meteor]

or get forced into a high havoc.... or get thrown off a ledge way too many times

[karmic vortex]

playing solo is good when you get teammates that actually support you

[twin flower]

Whats the event looking like

[candid drift]

ok but every time i tell u to get on h40 u say no

[twin flower]

It wa already 1.5m last night for me

[rapid meteor]

🥖

[candid drift]

no, true solo with no teammates or bots i meant

[sly quest]

Fun! But lots of the skulls are too glitchy to pick up

[rapid meteor]

because im too much of a bitch to do 40

[sly quest]

🍰

[karmic vortex]

you can do that now?

[candid drift]

only with mods sadly

[karmic vortex]

sad

[twin flower]

I have to look like way down to pick it up yeah lmao

[formal mortar]

[twin flower]

Getting my Arby to 30 cuz why not

[formal mortar]

Imagine not having a leek

[livid glacier]

Guys is it safe to dumpstat dmg on the needle pistol ? it doesn't affect the DOT right ?

[candid drift]

yes

[livid glacier]

Aight thank you

[rapid meteor]

oh @candid drift, at one point i was legit yelling slurs because i spent over 3 weeks getting thrown off a ledge at least once a day every single day.... soooo not a good idea XD

[candid drift]

ok don't do that ..

[rapid meteor]

yeeeeeeah

[jaunty path]

Ive done worse

So dw

[pseudo terrace]

slurs are always welcome

[rapid meteor]

no

[pseudo terrace]

yes

[candid drift]

hmm

[twin flower]

Time for breakfast..

[pseudo terrace]

99.99999% of DT players are slur sayers

[sly quest]

EAT WELL EAT WELL

[karmic vortex]

shut up karker

you are not my karkin' mom

[rapid meteor]

i feel like i want to make an egg salad sandwich tomorrow

[pseudo terrace]

no you

[jaunty path]

Technically I'm allows to say some slurs but can't online

[pseudo terrace]

why not online

[jaunty path]

Society strikes again

[jaunty path]

Banned

[pseudo terrace]

man

[pseudo terrace]

tasty

[pseudo terrace]

what’s your go to slur of choice

[formal mortar]

You ever got into a battle with a squirrel?

[jaunty path]

None as of late

[sly quest]

Yes.

Want to see my old flying squirrel?

[acoustic pebble]

In the Skitarii trailer, I just wanna say: Props to those Moebian 21st dudes

[formal mortar]

What did you do to make it angry?

[pseudo terrace]

those squirrels from ohio are lethal

[acoustic pebble]

Gotta show some respect for those blue bois

[sly quest]

Exist.

[formal mortar]

That'd be pretty sick to see ngl

[sly quest]

Wait lemme find the pics.

[formal mortar]

I had a friend who used to get high and tell us that people in the trees were attacking him

[acoustic pebble]

YOU HAVE A WHAT?!?

[formal mortar]

We went to his house to try and get him out one day and it turned out there was a squirrel that really hated him and would throw nuts at him everyday

[pseudo terrace]

i wonder when the skitari are in the game if their walking sounds would be metal clacking

or do we even have walking sounds

[tired inlet]

EAT BIG. LIFT BIG.
IT'S SWOLL O'CLOCK

[pseudo terrace]

i can’t even remember

[formal mortar]

Their walking sounds will be as audible as crushers

[pseudo terrace]

[formal mortar]

So nonexistent

[acoustic pebble]

Gotta respect the Moebian 21st ngl

Not the rotted ones

[formal mortar]

Because for some reason those big guys make no sound

[mystic fossil]

named me scum after you, you my mentor

[acoustic pebble]

Is he named Jakka?

[mystic fossil]

Jokaerojakka

[acoustic pebble]

You've made me... SO proud!

Brings a tear to my eye

[mystic fossil]

[formal mortar]

Great name ngl

[acoustic pebble]

BUT I HATE TEARS!!!

GET BACK IN MY EYE, TEAR!!

[jaunty path]

they taste good though

[acoustic pebble]

Especially if they're not mine

[south valve]

Don’t knock it till you try it

[brittle cedar]

What Regiment does the Krieg uniform belong to in-game?

[acoustic pebble]

I tried it. Hated it. Beat it til it couldn't walk

[acoustic pebble]

Cadia

[formal mortar]

There is one that doesn't show a number, and there is one that says 143rd

[graceful hamlet]

Yellow Krieg

[gloomy tartan]

Did you guys know that bugs have ancient race wars ?

[crisp yoke]

Anyone got a blanket and or pillow

[formal mortar]

At least I don't think the black uniforms have a number

But the blue is 143rd iirc

[crisp yoke]

Or or a small shovel

[gloomy tartan]

Spiders and centipedes have a ancient war

[graceful hamlet]

There’s a pair of turtles who’ve been fighting for 107 years

One stole the others leaf and it’s been on since then

[pseudo terrace]

don’t put money on em, you’ll never live to get your payout

[brittle cedar]

Thank you mate so it's the 143rd

[gloomy tartan]

Both the chelicerates and the Myriapods arrived about 10-20 million years earlier Thant the first hexapods on land. But hexapods out compete then on land usually.

[formal mortar]

143rd is the blue outfit though

There is a black outfit

[gloomy tartan]

Both spiders and centipedes have competed as even matched rivals for years

Both use fangs and venom

[brittle cedar]

But isn't the blue uniform apart of the set pack for the first iteration of Krieg that was in Darktide?

[formal mortar]

No

[brittle cedar]

I'll have to look in-game myself then

[formal mortar]

First set came out was black

Pretty sure

the blue set came out a lot later

[crisp yoke]

Anyone know what’s in the current premium shop rotation?

[sly quest]

A… flying… squirrel. Had for a while, not anymore

[fallen tree]

old stuff, but new helmets and weapons

[rapid meteor]

butt

[sly quest]

YOURE TELLING ME A RICE SHRIMPED THIS FRIED

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[tawdry edge]

[sly quest]

Hayia

[gloomy tartan]

What if you made a cat shrimp hybrid

🧠

[fallen tree]

its shrimply impossible, they'd eat themselves

[candid drift]

there are four different outfits, some new edgy helments / head pieces, and every class has a battle-forged weapon bundle

[crisp yoke]

Any Krieg?

[gloomy tartan]

It would be half shrimp half cat

[acoustic pebble]

No... NO!!!

I WILL AVENGE IT!!!

[candid drift]

yes actually

[gloomy tartan]

It would be a shat

[fallen tree]

yellow krieg

[crisp yoke]

Black helmet?

[fallen tree]

there is a black helmet

[crisp yoke]

:000000

[acoustic pebble]

Someone, find out how to summon the grim reaper so I can kick its ass

[gloomy tartan]

What if it’s big titty grim reaper from marvel

[sly quest]

“Its” THATS A LADY RESPECT HER 🤬

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes she has a face sometimes she just has a skull

[acoustic pebble]

IT TOOK A FRIEND!! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY IT!!!

[gloomy tartan]

But she allways have big Tittys

[acoustic pebble]

To take my friend has forfeited its identity. I only see an ABOMINATION

[crisp yoke]

Show me.

[sly quest]

She was an evil friend, a sick one, at least she’sresting now

[fallen tree]

im not logged in 😭

if you look in #darktide-driptide im sure you'll find someone posting it

[acoustic pebble]

STILL a friend!

[crisp yoke]

Smol kreig is angry at you now
Am wittle angy

[acoustic pebble]

AND FRIENDS MUST BE AVENGED!!!

[sly quest]

Oh my god

[sly quest]

they can be avenged by you sending me 167$

[acoustic pebble]

Never

My numbers stay up

[crisp yoke]

Goddam ittttt

It’s a edgy black skull helmet

[sly quest]

Yk what else is up

[crisp yoke]

Got my smol hopes up for nothing

[acoustic pebble]

Wat

[sly quest]

DEEEEEZZZZZZ NNNUUUUUUTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS

[acoustic pebble]

Welcome to Darktide.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

[acoustic pebble]

You're lucky I will avenge our friend

[sly quest]

Wait

[south valve]

This is a preferable alternative to other things

[acoustic pebble]

NEVER!!! MY AXE THIRSTS!!!

[crisp yoke]

Yes but I have smol hope
Is that not different :3?

[acoustic pebble]

IT SHALL BECOME DRUNK TODAY!!!

[acoustic pebble]

HOPE IS THE FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO DISAPPOINTMENT

[south valve]

Miniature Krieg individual

[acoustic pebble]

WHAT PART OF THAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING?!?

[sly quest]

Why are you loud.

[acoustic pebble]

BECAUSE SILENCE IS FOR THE DEAD!!!

[acoustic pebble]

And I'm listening to Hellsinger OST and now my rage is unbound

[sly quest]

This cat genuinely saved my life

[acoustic pebble]

Cute cat. I shall pet it

[sly quest]

HELLSING???

[acoustic pebble]

I will rub my head in its belly

[acoustic pebble]

Hellsinger*

My bad

[sly quest]

Oh nvm hellsinger

[obsidian wren]

PENIS!

[acoustic pebble]

Hellsing is still goated tho

[crisp yoke]

TwT

[karmic vortex]

BALLS!!!

[sly quest]

Have you watched the anime.

[acoustic pebble]

The abridged version

[obsidian wren]

The ultimate dbz fusion

Penis and balls

[drowsy lynx]

Have you watched the anime.

[karmic vortex]

they made an anime about the guy from dracula?

[sly quest]

SHUT UP

[crisp yoke]

MUSCULAR WOMEN

[obsidian wren]

Dude man

Im a dude man

[acoustic pebble]

LOUDER, WHELP!!

[karmic vortex]

meh

[obsidian wren]

I cant help but stimm with dude man

[acoustic pebble]

MUSCULAR WOMEN REIGN SUPREME!!!

[karmic vortex]

nah

[obsidian wren]

Dude man im a dude man

[crisp yoke]

:[

[karmic vortex]

muscular women do not have balls

[crisp yoke]

Agreed, tall and strong

[karmic vortex]

balls are like very cool

[formal mortar]

Think I finally got my roe how I want her to look

[karmic vortex]

orbs with genetic information

you could even call them

geneseed

[sly quest]

I guess dude.

[acoustic pebble]

Perfect

[karmic vortex]

wicked dude

[drowsy lynx]

are you sure? have you checked?

[karmic vortex]

yup

no balls

victims of bobo the ball stealing gnome

[sly quest]

Anyways

Alucard.

God they made him so perfect

[drowsy lynx]

classic bobo

[formal mortar]

Made her as tall as I could

[hazy valley]

WAIT DO YOU MEAN HELLSING OR CASTLEVANIA

Or something else

[south valve]

I knew you liked twinks

[sly quest]

THE BLACK HAIRED ONE

[south valve]

Oh nvm

[sly quest]

EW

[formal mortar]

Alucard is in Hellsing, Alucard is also Dracula in Hellsing, and Dracula is Alucard

[mystic fossil]

y'all wanna help me level up scum

[hazy valley]

HELLSING??

[sly quest]

YES

DUH

[formal mortar]

His abridged version is great

[hazy valley]

I love his whole look ohmygosh

His outfit and glasses are top

Hellsing Abridged is genuinely amazing

[sly quest]

Hes so ugh. They made him so perfect

His voice too.

[hazy valley]

He's perfect

[formal mortar]

Alice would you let him bite?

[sly quest]

Dude cat. Have you watched no country for old man?

[hazy valley]

I love his fear turkey speech in the abridged

[sly quest]

Yes

[hazy valley]

I have not

[formal mortar]

I knew it

[sly quest]

Do so. Anton Chigurh’s voice genuinely did something to my brain.

Wait lemme dm you something.

[crisp yoke]

Ok

[slender aurora]

I dunno whether to play Bhashiva for TWWH3, Mechanicus 2, or just more Darktide. Too much dang game to play

[upbeat turtle]

im trying to remember the coin thing but all i remember is the parody that dnd guy did “give me your ac.”

[upbeat turtle]

tertium wants YOU 🫵

[sly quest]

Call it

[tired inlet]

I was playing the new space marine 2 op; pretty fun; chaos swamps, both factions fighting each other and you, and it's a hostage rescue op

did it lethal difficulty first try

[slender aurora]

I like SM2 but pretty much only play that one with friends for some reason

[upbeat turtle]

the new op makes me want to kill myself

i hate chaos so much

[sly quest]

Please don’t???

[tired inlet]

that's just the poison swamp

resist the forces of chaos