general-chat

[visual vortex]

😌

[south valve]

Hank cheating on us 😨

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

with other platforms

[jaunty path]

Hank is a reddit mod

its

so

over.

[fiery wave]

When a 3060TI was like $3.2k, I figured.

[visual vortex]

😱

[somber stream]

Hank has 6 layers of chin, each one represent his mod status in a forum/server

[visual vortex]

36 discord kittens

[obtuse oak]

yea

[nocturne bloom]

Its so over

[visual vortex]

51 servers to mod

A mysterious bucket under his desk

[little marten]

Computers are a luxury and if you can’t afford one maybe you should stop spending on non-essential goods like groceries and utilities like heating.. a blanket is fine

[obtuse oak]

i started modding on forums

remember that?

[visual vortex]

No

[obtuse oak]

i was a mod before reddit was really a thing

[jaunty path]

Mfs a vet

its OVER

[obtuse oak]

i've seen chuds you people wouldn't believe

[nocturne bloom]

Back in my day...

[visual vortex]

Worse than us?

[jaunty path]

im interested

[little marten]

Hank is a crab that rose from the bucket but he still dips his crab toes in from time to time

[marsh iris]

now mod steam discussions

[visual vortex]

Toes

🤤

[whole bough]

the internet was a lawless wasteland for a while

[little marten]

🦶

[obtuse oak]

message boards on fire off the shoulder of orion. IRC channel wars glittering in the dark near the tannhauser gate.

[fiery wave]

People can get real bad. More so if you are a woman and a mod.

[slim flicker]

he can ban us just by thinking about it at this point

imaginary technique

[fiery wave]

Don't ask why I know.

[whole bough]

i actually watched 2 girls 1 cup but only like the first 2 minutes and then i got bored and did something else

[visual vortex]

Hank should tell us his war stories

[obtuse oak]

that's the thing, nurgle. i've been a mod before this place. i was never really a crab in the bucket. i was a sigma wolf... waiting 2 strike....

[jaunty path]

is irc chats like good for privacy

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-howling-wolf-winter-season-gif-24269677

[whole bough]

whats irc

[visual vortex]

Hank is sigma

[jaunty path]

instanr relay chat

[jaunty path]

[nocturne bloom]

Bossy authoritative women

[little marten]

Oh shit.. the alpha

rips off shirt and transforms into a wolf before falling to his knees in honour of the true sigma once thought lost

[whole bough]

bussy

[slim flicker]

i remember when someone put it up on my high school class projector...

[nocturne bloom]

Neuron activation

[visual vortex]

This reminded me of the shitty image of the werewolf

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse oak]

uhh i guess so. the accounts are anonymous. it's mostly just old, it was a predecessor to things like discord. easy to host your own channel on. every community had its own irc at one point.

[nocturne bloom]

Its not as bad knowing it's fake

[little marten]

Words are a tapestry for the mind

[slim flicker]

oh thank fucking god

[whole bough]

well theres plenty of real stuff still

i also saw it

[visual vortex]

Nurgle you have such a way with words

[obtuse oak]

I think nurgle would be really good at writing greentexts

[visual vortex]

You should become a word-weaver

[little marten]

Tell my boss that loool

[fiery wave]

Naw, when you deal with male gamers in a mod gamemode that is co-op but the baseline has PvP, you get a mixed bag that ranges from chill to incel.

[slim flicker]

is tapestry just like emroidery you put on the wall or something

[visual vortex]

Gibe me his linked in

[slim flicker]

i keep seeing that word in skyrim books

[whole bough]

ehjbfjhsebshje fbjehsf
JAkjfejkkjejkafjk
fjkdkjafjn
jdj dfjkjkefjkekjajkjfk f
monkaS

[nocturne bloom]

Its just a torch you pass on

[fiery wave]

And the latter end will get REAL mad there's a female mod.

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Instead of the chad incel being the mod.

[obtuse oak]

this is like somebody asking "hey what's this thing with like, stationary phones with cords attached to the walls and stuff i see in old comics or whatever lol"

[visual vortex]

We need chad thundercock on the team

[green hare]

number must go up

[obtuse oak]

yes a tapestry is woven image that you can hang on a wall. it's what people used to decorate their castles with and shit.

[whole bough]

embroidery is just anything that has been embroidered. basically cloths and carpets and shit

tapestry is specificlaly for wall hanging

[fiery wave]

Uhh, that's not an incel though.

[slim flicker]

i mean i've looked up the word many times on google but i never understood it

[little marten]

Crystal girls hang tapestries in their stinky bedrooms

[worldly tundra]

Skitarii in 8 hours and 35 mins

[visual vortex]

🤫

[whole bough]

stinky girl bedroom 🤤

[little marten]

(I love Crystal girls really)

[obtuse oak]

many old tapestries are important historical sources for the depiction of various medieval events

[twin flower]

crystal girls?

[visual vortex]

Crystal girls?

[twin flower]

jinx

[whole bough]

the like

[twin flower]

gib me a soda

[whole bough]

magic rock ppl

[obtuse oak]

they preceded the widespread appearance of paintings and survived for longer

[whole bough]

wtf its called

where they think crystals do stuff

[wheat harness]

Youve never had the joy of interlocking your toes with another human

[obtuse oak]

so we know how a lot of medieval things looked like (roughly) because people made tapestries of it.

[visual vortex]

Sir yes sir

[jaunty path]

magic crystal BS

[fiery wave]

I mean, I already have kids asking WTF is the home phone we still have but no longer use.

[twin flower]

magic rock people

[whole bough]

i'd be into crystals but only ones that are smooth with rounded ends and attached to bases

[obtuse oak]

ecample of old tapestry

[slim flicker]

i still have a rotary phone in my house

lol

[visual vortex]

Snort amethyst for a calming energizing balm

[fiery wave]

And it's a cordless phone.

[little marten]

How many wealth crystals do you have to buy before the effects overtake the expenditure on the crystals??? 🧠 😥 🧬

[nocturne bloom]

I consider my home phone a relic, antiquity, and a viable self defense weapon on intruders

[slim flicker]

tom and jerry phone

[twin flower]

he looks like he's in his pajama's

[visual vortex]

Garfield phone

[obtuse oak]

we had a rotary phone as our home phone when i was a child

[fiery wave]

I guess it's a double projectile.

[obtuse oak]

i legitimately used that thing to ring up my grandmother

[whole bough]

i think the reason why i relate with like 1990 a lot more than 2005 (when i was born) was that i was in a lower class family, i had a flip phone until i was like, 10 probably

[twin flower]

oh hey

[whole bough]

maybe even later

[fiery wave]

The phone and the base being thrown like plastic tat.

[twin flower]

Those were fun to just play around with even tho i had no one to call

lmao

[little marten]

I remember begging to use the home phone to phone a friends parents house to ask for that friend to then ask that friend to play Xbox

[visual vortex]

Beautiful

[marsh iris]

CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT NOT FOR ME!
swings the phone at them

[nocturne bloom]

I wasnt given a phone until my last year of middleschool

[wet swift]

skitari

today

[fiery wave]

I mean, a Nokia 8210 would be a lethal weapon.

[whole bough]

it was some cheap ass flip phone and it was just because i lived in alaska and i walked to school alone as a kid

[slim flicker]

my dad said that when he was a child if you want to call someone on the phone you have to follow the rich kid home after school and use their phone because it's the only one in the village

[whole bough]

which isnt particularly safe

[obtuse oak]

using the home phone to call a friend's house and getting their parent on the line and asking "hey is my friend home?" and you'd hear their parent shouting their name in the background and going "HANK FOR YOU" and you'd hear nothing, then approaching footsteps, then "hey!" and you'd ask "can you come play outside"

[nocturne bloom]

Mine was a smartphone with like a gigabyte (single GB) of storage

[marsh iris]

thunderhammer but with nokia for head

[whole bough]

tbh the flip phone saved my ass a few times

[visual vortex]

Soap sock mace

[nocturne bloom]

I think it was actually closer to 700mb

I still have it

[whole bough]

one time i was locked out of the house with nobody home and it was probably below -20f

[somber stream]

You were allowed to use the phones? Back in my days you BIKE to their doorstep and BEGGED their parents using your street cred to allow them to go out

[obtuse oak]

yeah was like that with televisions too. my mother watched the first moon landing on the neighbour's tv because they were the only people in the street that had one. whole living room was full.

[marsh iris]

hidden nokia snowball

[little marten]

Damn that unlocked a memory or two, was crazy when you hit the age where you’d just turn up outside your friends houses on your bikes and try your luck

[fiery wave]

You want to oneshot a GUO is it?

[obtuse oak]

yeah that was the next stage

[somber stream]

Kids with high street creds are oftenly asked to go to other kid's house to vouch for them

[marsh iris]

guo?

[whole bough]

i have redneck energy still from alaska

[visual vortex]

I have zero street cred

[obtuse oak]

fortunately that part still happens

[whole bough]

oh fuck

[fiery wave]

Great Unclean One.

[whole bough]

im saying ages

[delicate vapor]

had this happen to me before and family was 2 hours away phone dead and no keys

[obtuse oak]

we live in a safe neighbourhood with quite a lot of kids and they show up to ask if my daughter can come play, or she goes around on her bike to ring their doorbells

[feral vessel]

guapa

[obtuse oak]

makes me happpy

[whole bough]

hank can you delete my messages where i said ages

dirscord might nuke me

[somber stream]

I was the one with the cred due to my parents
"See im going out with Licht please lemme go out ples ples ples"

[whole bough]

i also realize i couldve deleted them

b7ut im high

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

moth when are you not high

[whole bough]

during the day

[little marten]

DORK CREDIT HAHAHA

[visual vortex]

I knew this guy that i used to go to the house of to see if he would play

[feral vessel]

are you high on life

[whole bough]

i eat edible at night

[feral vessel]

hi lamia

[whole bough]

and its night

[whole bough]

no more like :/

[feral vessel]

i feel high on life sometimes

[somber stream]

YOU'RE IN THE DORK DEN

[nocturne bloom]

If you think thats old I have a Black Ops 2 shirt from 2012 when it came out and I was like 7 or 8

[obtuse oak]

lmaoooooo this guy is trusted by all the neighbourhood parents to be responsible and safe, what a fucking loser HAHAHHA

[delicate vapor]

party is just starting

[visual vortex]

And one time he pulled out his phone and showed me a diagram of how female and male elephants pee

It was very informative

[feral vessel]

impressive

[slim flicker]

pis

[visual vortex]

Thank you guy i knew but never asked the name of

[delicate vapor]

7 more hours...

[whole bough]

i got some old shirts still packed

[obtuse oak]

honestly now that i'm a parent i obviously like the responsible kids the most

[little marten]

As a parent for your kid; based

As the kid looking back; damn I was a POINDEXTER

[whole bough]

they probably fit seeing as kids shirts still somehow fit me

[obtuse oak]

a girl that my daughter likes to play with has a brother that's two years older and i know i can trust him to keep an eye out

[whole bough]

im not even small either

[obtuse oak]

he's a good kid

[whole bough]

but shirts that arent tiny usually fit me

[little marten]

I’m sorry licht don’t worry I was a dork too

Not anymore though since I joined the war room for the low low cost of $50 a month and learned how to take control of my body, my financial interests, and how to traffic women

[somber stream]

We're all dork here

[nocturne bloom]

I remember bragging in middle school in a friend group because I was the first one there to get daedric armor in skyrim because I spent 3 hours smithing iron daggers

[obtuse oak]

if you weren't a dork you wouldn't be in the general chat of a 40k videogame discord server.

you have to pierce several layers of dorkdom to get this far.

[somber stream]

Real

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Remember one of the it girls at the time

“Nurgle you’d probably be alright if you cut that shit haircut”

[obtuse oak]

hah nice

[little marten]

I had a bowl cut lol

[visual vortex]

Sometimes when i fall asleep i end up in random channels on discord or downstairs

[obtuse oak]

we had that experience with pokemon ruby/sapphire

my best friend and i caught rayquaza on the same night and both ran up to each other at school the next morning and started yelling about it

and then we high fived

[formal mortar]

Imagine having hair Dork

[little marten]

HUGE

[acoustic pebble]

7 hours, 24 minutes and 30 seconds til skulls

[visual vortex]

HELLO JAKKA 🙌

[obtuse oak]

swampert the goat

ice beam so clutch

[acoustic pebble]

Hello!!

[little marten]

😞

[delicate vapor]

7 hour nap

[slim flicker]

every school children gets crew cut here

shave our sides clean every 2 weeks

[whole bough]

i hated having my hair short as a kid

[formal mortar]

Ok back to sleep I go

[whole bough]

i love long hair

[somber stream]

My mother insisted i maintain a 2 centimeters high haircut until i reach highschool

[slim flicker]

i actually like the short hair because it gets hot here

baked scalp isn't fun

[visual vortex]

I like short hair too

[somber stream]

So the romance situation was bleak

[whole bough]

i like fluffy hair

[obtuse oak]

same

not really because of the hair

i was just a moron

[visual vortex]

I do the same too

[feral vessel]

how do i write a theocratic, authoritarian space empire that isn´t the imperium. gen

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[twin flower]

I've had the same haircul til college

[slim flicker]

are made of this

[whole bough]

make it corporate idk

[feral vessel]

who am i to

[somber stream]

Funny how fate has it huh? Now you're with a lovely wife and a child

[whole bough]

like imperium is dark and brutal

[obtuse oak]

i only learned much later that four different girls had a crush on me but i didn't notice, nor was i cool enough for them to stay interested

[delicate vapor]

all I knew with haircuts from my mom is if she hates it the cut is good but if its bad yeah

[feral vessel]

megachurch

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

My hair used to be halfway down my back but I get it cut now

[acoustic pebble]

And fun

[feral vessel]

the imperium is funny

[obtuse oak]

yeah big character development hahah

[slim flicker]

completely agree with no conditions or strings attached

[twin flower]

must have been fabulous

[nocturne bloom]

Insufferable actually

[whole bough]

there was one kid who had a crush on me but i was too dumb to notice, she even gave me a kiss and i still hadnt understood

i was socially inept as a kid

[obtuse oak]

oh that's rough

a kiss?? even I would've understood that

[whole bough]

we stayed friends tho

until i had to move

[somber stream]

Tungsten level of density

[whole bough]

i hate moving

[obtuse oak]

supermassive black hole over here

[delicate vapor]

[cosmic burrow]

Osmium more like

[slim flicker]

dr mercer sent me to get this osmium

it's important

[whole bough]

also speaking of

[nocturne bloom]

I do have an experience like that but considering the age we were at the time its probably best not to discuss it

[little marten]

Asked a girl out in year 4 so like 8/9 years old

She said does that mean you want to marry me

Shrugged

EWWWW I DONT WANT TO MARRY YOU

[rain idol]

Think if I were to ask him what's up he would actually look up?

[whole bough]

i always hung out with girls over guys most times

[obtuse oak]

"the worst she can do is say no"

[whole bough]

i got along with them better

as like friends

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[little marten]

And so I didn’t speak to women for like 12 years after

[whole bough]

my only guy friends were also 100% tism in some way

[obtuse oak]

i asked a girl in high school that i was hopelessly and madly in love with to go see the new james bond movies in cinema and she enthousiastically said yes and then added "but not alone with you. i wanna ask more people"

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[somber stream]

She was shy

Deffo

[twin flower]

Nah

[whole bough]

also couldve already been planning to see it with friends

[little marten]

Hahaha I think that gets worse the older you get and start interpreting it lmao

[obtuse oak]

we were good friends but she didnt see me that way.

[fiery wave]

It happens.

[obtuse oak]

i had this air of pathetic desperation about me

[formal mortar]

She didnt want that hank spank

[obtuse oak]

simultaneously didnt dare to make a move and yet obvious in my affections

[somber stream]

Always maintain the "Maybe just being friendly" stance boys

[formal mortar]

I wish I hadnt woken up

[whole bough]

i could only ever date friends

[nocturne bloom]

I snuck out to the movies (drive in) with my first girlfriend and was out pretty much all night with her, then learned the next day she had friends with benefits and I was annihilated

[whole bough]

how people date strangers is still crazy to me

[obtuse oak]

it wasnt until i turned 19 or 20 that i reached the "i actually don't care that much how this goes" phase and then I suddenly had success with women

[somber stream]

Yeah seek not and you shall find, funny how that works

[slim flicker]

talking to people i've known my entire life:

talking to some drunk unc i literally met at the gas station 3 minutes ago: 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[little marten]

First year of uni I was unstoppable

[fiery wave]

I guess it's kinda confidence.

[obtuse oak]

yeah for sure.

i had a longdistance relationship with a really cool american girl that did a lot for my confidence and self-worth

[whole bough]

once you understand how it works you stop worrying about it

[obtuse oak]

it didnt last, she was in college and didn want to spend all her evenings talking to her laptop, which was devastating

BUT

it still taught me that i was cool and women could like me

[whole bough]

im in a ldr rn

[little marten]

I guess I was technically groomed by first long distance egf

I was 16/17 she was 25

[cosmic burrow]

What

[slim flicker]

[somber stream]

Bruh

[delicate vapor]

bradar vhat

[little marten]

She was hot af tho

[whole bough]

67 guys

the numbers 67 were there

[somber stream]

Ok valid

[little marten]

They were but it’s not a joke

[obtuse oak]

cool motive, still grooming

[nocturne bloom]

Hold up

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse oak]

but i get it.

[whole bough]

i did a lot of dumb shit as a teen

of which i will not say any of it

[rain idol]

I recall my brother kept getting asked out by guys 😭 he was very consistently annoyed by that fact

[little marten]

Obviously I absolutely do not condone relationships like that

[somber stream]

My first serious relationship that lasted nearly 6 years started as a LDR with a Finnish girl

[cosmic burrow]

Is he gay?

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse oak]

i probably would've gone along with the same thing when i was 16/17 and desperate for affection/validation/love and also really really really really thirsty

[rain idol]

Farthest thing from it

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[fiery wave]

I mean, feels normal nowadays. Likely better than guys who show you things you shouldn't be shown at 13-15.

[whole bough]

i wasnt desperate i was just very very horny

[slim flicker]

finland
ultrakill country

[somber stream]

Stayed in Aaland for 2 years, never again hahahaha

[obtuse oak]

god bless foreign girls

for giving us our lifeline out of inceldom

[whole bough]

my bf is also foreign too actually

[somber stream]

Yeah i don't click with native german for some reason

[little marten]

It started via rp so I was more ‘mature’ in writing but realistically I flipped out like the CHILD when I realised she’d probably had ‘intimate’ relationships

[whole bough]

in the netherlands

[obtuse oak]

i've never met a german girl that i liked

so fair enough

[feral vessel]

there´s a scientology centre in our city btw

do i

[whole bough]

and man it just seems so much better there

[slim flicker]

pox gas

[obtuse oak]

where are you at?

[whole bough]

america

[obtuse oak]

oh yeah.

it's better here.

[rain idol]

Way better there

[cosmic burrow]

Atom bomb

[rain idol]

The Netherlands I mean

Not America

[cosmic burrow]

Everywhere in eu is better than usa

[obtuse oak]

I live in a pretty undesireable city in NL and even this is like a little slice of paradise.

[feral vessel]

i was surprised when i heard the scientologists had a church in the most backwater slovak city in existence

[somber stream]

Bro had to make it clear, THRICE

[fiery wave]

I mean, when you learn to write tentacle smut at 16.

[obtuse oak]

yeah I bet

[rain idol]

I find that I'm often hard to understand so I do my best to clarify things as hard as possible

[fiery wave]

And it's to get men to GTFO.

[somber stream]

Dw boo, same

[obtuse oak]

ngl there's something really compelling about a girl getting into you through rp

[cosmic burrow]

Inb4 you find one that likes it

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

🫣

[fiery wave]

That's how you start writing weirder things... Like giant bugs.

[marsh iris]

EDF EDF

[cosmic burrow]

Edf

[whole bough]

i also RPd a lot and kinda grew out of it because it just feels so cringey

[cosmic burrow]

Air raider

[whole bough]

not like

[rain idol]

I mean... I could make a case for my country mine not exactly being better but then again considering all the current events perhaps I'm wrong

[whole bough]

in your context

[little marten]

Hahaha I always had more luck as the concept of a person than my physical self

[whole bough]

but in general

[marsh iris]

you have good taste

[cosmic burrow]

I never played edf

[obtuse oak]

well whatever i met my partner in a bar and that was compelling too. being able to look each other deep in the eye when you talk for the first time and you see the way her head tilts and she leans into you a little to hear you better and the smell of her perfume

[somber stream]

I managed to woo a Okinawaan larping as a Wizard from the year 1000s but ultimately went to nowhere because i had no plan whatsoever of what to do with the relationship

[little marten]

Yeah I’m not sure I could go back to it but I met someone very special through it and it ended quite tragically so it’s footnoted for me as a pastime

[marsh iris]

yo write a book

[cosmic burrow]

I need to start going to airsoft again

[fiery wave]

Most guys don't want a massive ootheca near them, let alone... uhh... Yeah.

[cosmic burrow]

Neither would i

[obtuse oak]

her hair was dyed bright silver, like a platinum shine, and she wore a red dress and high heels. she was talking with someone else and laughed as she stepped up to the pool table. i'll never forget how she looked that day or how i felt seeing her

[feral vessel]

i still rp

unfortunately

or fortunately?

[little marten]

Dayummm

[fiery wave]

It is, but it is still fun kinda. More so when you simply cannot afford games on a drop of a hat.

[feral vessel]

dayum

gg bro

[rain idol]

There was a girl in my old town that i used to talk to about Warhammer alot, she often would talk about the sisters of battle like she was one of them i want to see her again but that's about a continent the Atlantic and the balkans away from me

[keen moon]

[little marten]

I actually can’t remember what my partner was wearing on our first date it was such a blur of being dumbstruck immediately and channeling every fibre of being into NOT FUCKING IT UP

[keen moon]

you guys aren't talking about RP'ing as a zealot in game are you

[marsh iris]

(OOC) yeah we are i think

[whole bough]

it depends on how its done ig, text rp is what i dont do anymore, but stuff like ss13 or barotrauma, etc games where you rp as a physical character

[fiery wave]

Only if she'll fall and worship me as she had the emperor.

[little marten]

smiles at you softly in rp

[whole bough]

also barotrauma is epic

[fiery wave]

Flees.

[whole bough]

i rp as my ogryn most

[obtuse oak]

i still rp but it's with two other dudes and we write in a hyperborean version of tamriel and it's more of a creative writing exercise.

[whole bough]

easy when youre as high as me

[somber stream]

Could still text, Serb right?

[slim flicker]

barotrauma accordion

[fiery wave]

I mean, those are fun as well. Spend more time worldbuilding on the side fun.

[obtuse oak]

yeeeee

[cosmic burrow]

Hyper borean jokul

[obtuse oak]

i love worldbuilding 😩

[rain idol]

Yep but it was in the middle of buttfuck nowhere And I never got any contact information

[obtuse oak]

i really wanna do a 40k rp as well

[whole bough]

speaking of worldbuilding

[fiery wave]

Same. And then I suck RPing in it.

[marsh iris]

conan

[fiery wave]

So... HERP.

[keen moon]

I RP as a zealot in game and pissed some dude off when I wouldn't heal up during matyrom because "my faith is my armor"

[twin flower]

za worldo

[keen moon]

[whole bough]

i had a random idea for a cool "species" that i wrote down

[marsh iris]

WRYYYYYYYY

[little marten]

In my fantasy world all the ladies are pawgs (I’m not a weirdo it’s because of the 87 page magic system I wrote up)

[obtuse oak]

MY FACE IS MY SHIELD type shit

[obtuse oak]

magic is stored in the butt

[twin flower]

ROaadd rooolleer des

[cosmic burrow]

Pawgs?

[little marten]

AMEN BROTHER

[cosmic burrow]

Piss is stores in the balls

[fiery wave]

So a suspiciously shaped item is used to help store it better?

[twin flower]

Magic containers.. i see.

[sudden pelican]

If Slaanesh is the god of excess and perfection, how will she satisfy my desire for an infinite number of MILFs? That's a pretty tall order even for a "god"....

[rain idol]

I remember playing one of the funniest games of DND and larping a necron Overlord that genuinely thinks he's the God-emp and actively tries to advance humanity while failing in every possible way but usually in a way that somehow manages do fuck up whatever we were facing more than us!

[obtuse oak]

brother librarian i keep trying to cast spells from stealth but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

[fiery wave]

15 minutes with herself.

[twin flower]

I mean.. she doesnt grant wishes as far as I recall

[sudden pelican]

Weak god. No thanks. Guess i'll stick to big E then

[fiery wave]

Your brain will be completely fried by the end of it.

[cosmic burrow]

Kidnap milfs

[obtuse oak]

lmao that's a funny concept

[obtuse oak]

okay what am i playing this session?

yer a wizard 'arry

[cosmic burrow]

Mad hagrid

[fiery wave]

So, a friend wanted to me to join a Cyberpunk Red game... And IDK if I want to with people I don't know.

[cosmic burrow]

Go in

I did that and it was good

Many times

[fiery wave]

I'm a minmaxxer who will legit somehow break the game.

Even when not actually doing it.

[cosmic burrow]

Even better

[whole bough]

`Mistmen are physicalized ghosts formed when certain human souls persist after death instead of disappearing. They are not made of fog; the fog is a natural atmospheric side effect caused by the soul-body existing at a cold, humid equilibrium that creates condensation around it. The density of the fog changes with the environment, becoming thicker in cold or humid conditions and thinner in heat or dryness.

Their true form is an intangible “soul-body,” a vague reconstruction of the person they once were. Details are imperfect and softened, more like the memory of a body than a real biological form. The visible fog only outlines this form and is not directly controlled by them.

Mistmen can phase through solid matter, and objects can pass through them, but they are still capable of physically interacting with the world as though alive. This interaction is not telekinesis; they still perform physical motions to manipulate objects. However, because they are no longer biological beings, their movements can become subtly unnatural over time: perfectly steady posture, identical walking rhythm, little or no balancing motion, impossible leaning angles, unnaturally precise movement.

They remain bound to gravity and surfaces, meaning they cannot float or fly, but they do not experience physical strain or weight in the same way living humans do. Their movement is more like positional anchoring than muscular locomotion, allowing them to move uphill, downhill, or across unstable terrain with unnatural consistency.

Mistmen no longer truly experience biological sensations such as taste, touch, or pain, though they may still imitate human behaviors out of habit or emotional expression. Actions like sighing, yawning, laughing, or breathing motions can still occur even though they serve no physical purpose. These motions disturb the surrounding fog in convincing ways, creating the illusion of life.`

(i wrote everything and had AI organize it cause otherwise its gibberish)

[delicate vapor]

[rain idol]

There was another one with a cryptek and a Ork big mek making WMDs that would make the heresy look like clown college, meanwhile you had to play as 2 regular Imperials an eldar and a tau being caught in the crossfire of a the Warhammer equivalent cartoon battle in a dust cloud where The antics between the two guys would just amp up untill you find the safest way to get off the planet

[fiery wave]

Also, I hate dices. I will legit do anything to make every roll not fail.

[obtuse oak]

what if you just don't do that

[fiery wave]

My worst char rolls a 22 on religion, and that's min roll.

And not even factoring take 10.

[obtuse oak]

you control the buttons you press. make the strongest character you can and then deliberately nerf them for some thematic reasons to give your character flaws and use that.

[fiery wave]

And it's the lowest skill check she has.

Thing is, that doesn't work with a minmaxxer mindset.

[little marten]

Actually fuck it probably won’t write it this decade since other stuff frying but the fantasy world I’ve been writing short stories within goes like;

• human gods came to world and started building, animal gods alresdy present on the world, they war for a while but then make peace and so animal gods gift human gods with knowledge to make Druids as peacekeepers, eventually human gods say fuck that and eradicate animal gods and then fuck odd

• there’s also an elf god and heathen gods but my only work on the elf god was that the elves were immortal and beautiful like typical elves but the ruling caste wanted more so ate their god becoming immortal but in turn turning the rest of the elf race in wretched Gollum type things that are pitied by humans in present

• fast forward to present era church drums up all the kings and people to purge wizard folk and this culminated with final battle in wizard city

• evil warlock dudes seal magic in the earth to stop it seeping into blood and wizards being born (reader won’t know this)

• 20 odd years pass there’s no magic or gods or anything and church is very much tightening grip but kings are getting angsty cause troops replenished since magic war massacre

• hunt arises for source of magic

• source of magic is in fact awakening a long dormant all devouring beastie in the core of the earth that has only been kept asleep because human god of death fed herself to it

• awakening beastie is attracting a mate which is appearing on the sky as a growing comet

[fiery wave]

And the whole, Asian don't wanna lose.

It's how you get a D&D char that hits over 200 damage a turn guaranteed min rolls.

[whole bough]

this was my original idea that i expanded on
ok new idea for a cool race/species (though they cant reproduce they just come in and out of being) but its "mistmen", not in the magic sort of sense, but in that they are a "physical" spirit, that exists and can interact with stuff (not just this dangerous area of some ghost stuff and fling anything) but it is like a physical entity from a soul of someone who died and for some reason became physical (not everyone has this happen), and because of specific circumstances their "body" is cold and humid to the right settings for forming mist/fog from condensation, they look like a being of fog (but arent actually as its just a sideeffect from how their soul body exists), and it acts sorta like how fog actually looks, its normally what would be considered a "medium" fog, formed but not fully thick, if it gets colder the fog becomes denser and thicker (not physically it all stays within the confines of their soulbody) and if it gets hotter/drier it gets thinner, and their body does act like it has its own "body temperature" or climate that it stays at, so instead of just always being "cold or colder" (most ghosts are just depicted as "cold" in any setting), it could technically be warmer than its surroundings, so yea and they have like a "physical" body almost like a nonexistent bubble reminenscent of what the person who died looks like, but a more vague and less precise version (theyre generally there but some detail/accuracy is lost), but just their soul and abilities are still there so even though stuff and people can pass through them and they can pass through anything, but they can still interact with stuff as if they were alive, and on the topic that they can go through anything the fog still does that too, but they might just be invisible as the fog reforms since it is just fog and cant go through stuff (windows and stuff sure but physical objects no)

[somber stream]

Chat is going all out on the -tism

[whole bough]

im just posting proof that its not ai generated

since i used it to organize what i said

i dont think anyone wants to read my original

[little marten]

I don’t think you’re using AI

[little marten]

Hell yeah brother

[fiery wave]

That's a block of text with missing fullstops.

[somber stream]

It's beautiful

[keen moon]

fellas I just wanna use an omnisian axe

[whole bough]

yep thats how i write my ideas

[fiery wave]

I just come up with stuff on demand.

[whole bough]

i randomly get inspired by stuff

i was in a hot shower while high and i saw steam and i was like "steam ghost "

[fiery wave]

I just nat 1 at art so my maps are awful to view.

[whole bough]

i get a lotta ideas while high

[fiery wave]

No high, just daydreaming.

I mean, I'm trying to write a stoned char atm and failing hard.

[little marten]

Me and you fanfic we got to the circus and you get annoyed because you want to go on the ferris wheel but I won’t stop playing the hammer game and my score is really bad but I just keep playing and you’re begging me to go on the ferris wheel with you but I’m getting visibly distressed and it’s causing a scene and everyone’s a bit clueless like why is this guy trying to hard and spending so much money on the hammer game when he’s not even that strong and the scores or not even middling really but like it’s a point i have to prove but you want to go on the ferris wheel and I’m ruining the evening but I just can’t stop I won’t stop and it’s I’m not improving the more money I give the circus people and so you just decide to get some candy floss and go home

[whole bough]

a previous thought was theres an untapped market for ||porn "warfare"|| movies where its ||femboys|| in ||full military gear|| ||fucking|| eachother

[fiery wave]

Honestly, I would leave you to fail and go off to play something else or just phone games with 3 battery packs because a funfair is EXPENSIVE.

[fiery wave]

Uhh... that's already avaliable.

[whole bough]

i mean live action

[fiery wave]

_>

[little marten]

But what if you wake up angry the next day and you look outside your window and I’m standing there drenched head to toe cause it rained but I spent all night playing the hammer game because the top prize was a teddy bear your briefly mentioned you thought was cute

I bet you’d feel silly then!!!!

[whole bough]

like real live action movie type shit

if iron lung could do it

[fiery wave]

It's not a cat. Zero interest.

[little marten]

😵

[fiery wave]

If you look up indie scenes, you are likely to be able to find stuff.

[whole bough]

also i was high as shit when i wrote this

[fiery wave]

Even my GF knows I like cat plushies.

[whole bough]

i have an old ass cat plush that goes for like 300$ on niche auction sites

i love that thing

[rain idol]

My favorite campaign this month playing dnd is me and a few guys playing as a squad of ork kommandoz hiding on a forgeworld getting up to shenanigans such as gromgutz convincing a tech priest that he's in fact just a very green ogryn, or "gargrim grimgitz gitzgrim grimgitz glitzgit gitgit" (That's genuinely his full name) putting on a tech prest robe telling every poor adept in there that "youz aint doin da himz roight" And somehow singing a hymn so good (he didn't even need a reason to do this Just wanted to prove he was better) that he accidentally awakened the knight nearby and almost got incinerated

[whole bough]

im never getting rid of it

[twin flower]

dayum

[somber stream]

Glad you found your people, pure bliss that

Mine are all suits and business nowadays

[patent grove]

What do you even know about stoners, Karien, your ping is high but not you

[somber stream]

[fiery wave]

Nothing. I'm trying to write a gal high on some bug fluids to keep their prey sedated and willing.

[somber stream]

Never let go of that inner child lads

[fiery wave]

That's all I can say of it without going into details which will get me in trouble.

[little marten]

Some tips for writing a stone character

[rain idol]

The most recent bit is stealing "da big cogboyz shiny orange lassa dakka cuz e' clearly aint usin' it" (stealing a relic melta under the archmagos's nose)

[little marten]

Make them say dude a lot
Make them hungry

[whole bough]

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/target-stuffed-plush-orange-white-27293276

this guy

[fiery wave]

Except, said spider involved is friendly and likes her.

[amber delta]

shitarii today

[whole bough]

this is the plush i still have from when i was a kid

[patent grove]

@little marten don't dox me dude

[whole bough]

apparently super rare for some reason

[amber delta]

@little marten write another short story

[fiery wave]

Technically, because of what is going on, she isn't hungry.

[whole bough]

hell not a kid i had it since i was probably like 3 or 4

[delicate vapor]

[patent grove]

Friendly spiders are the best kind

[fiery wave]

I literally can't type more without getting banned.

[whole bough]

whar

[whole bough]

jumping spiders are great

literally spider cats

cat spiders

[fiery wave]

They smort as well.

[whole bough]

wtf is a spider cat

[patent grove]

I love them, so friendly and curious

[whole bough]

i used to have arachnophobia

[fiery wave]

Have you seen a jumping spider?

[whole bough]

now im chill with them literally in the corner next to my bed on the floor

she been there for like a 1.5 year now?

[fiery wave]

Cat software, spider hardware.

[delicate vapor]

car

[quartz chasm]

Best Verm 2 update

lol

Time to give FS more ideas

[fiery wave]

You mean, pester them to do the same for DT.

Half the weapons are below average.

[patent grove]

Quick play into a match with 10 hp and on fire..

[twin flower]

Average DT moment

[fiery wave]

A classic. You have half a sec to dodge out or die.

[patent grove]

I tried, there was fire in every direction 😤

[little marten]

On it

[fiery wave]

THen RIP.

[quartz chasm]

Could happen

[marsh iris]

stop drop and roll another match

[quartz chasm]

I hope they add a new class too

After Khorne Event

[fiery wave]

Also, check DM.

[lilac crag]

its been so windy and cloudy outside lately

i cant tell if my ethernet is the problem or the weather

[delicate vapor]

beast mode activated

[lilac crag]

explodes you

[marsh iris]

youtube recommends me hentai jazz

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

What's the content

[marsh iris]

some kind of slow jazz

[somber stream]

Imma need a link chief

This calls for an investigation

[marsh iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1zO7HILPoY

[somber stream]

BOLD

[marsh iris]

i need a cig

[lilac crag]

hey i know this

how the hell did the algo drop this on you

[delicate vapor]

erm wat de eff

[marsh iris]

ive been listening to some obscure musics from youtube

[lilac crag]

took the same rabbit hole as me

do you like it at least?

[marsh iris]

yeah calms me nerves

slowerpace, modest by default, etc..

[lilac crag]

aye

[somber stream]

Boy do i have a thing just for you

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxs89D9MDY

[marsh iris]

holy shit lmao, i got the same recs of the channel

wacky thumbnails

[somber stream]

Moo

Is Nurgle cooking again

[little marten]

The loading bay of the Mourning Star trembled lightly under the rhythmic clanking of a thousand augmented feet. Draped in their red livery, representing the machine cult of Mars, the Skitarii legion amassed. They had not come as a paltry expeditionary force, but as a mechanised hammer ready to strike the blistering anvil of war erupting among the hive city below.

“Relief Unit Gamma Six-Seven.” Announced their leader. It was a mangle of flesh and metal, with wide green bionic eyes and wires protruding from grey and withering flesh. “Ready to assist. Eradication protocol commencing.” It said coldly. Whatever soul this thing might once have had, it had long since been subjugated.

In unison, the Skitarii legion readied their arms. Raising their galvanic rifles in a dreadful salute, ready to reap destruction.

In perhaps what might be considered a twisted miracle. The tide of twisted flesh begun to crumple as explosions erupted amongst their ranks. Hydraulic howls cried out in the hanger as bolt after bolt pierced the unassuming Skitarii and exploded, eviscerating everything in a hail of blood and oil.

When all was said and done, a figure emerged from the mass of smoke filling the hanger bay. Adorned in red and black, the Sororitas grinned, the barrel of her heavy bolter smoking fervorously.

[somber stream]

Yep

[fiery wave]

From what I heard, someone asked for...

Yeah.

[feral vessel]

nurgle did cook

im gonna write something

uhhhh

plant

[obtuse oak]

weird title but banging tracks

[delicate vapor]

im not an asshole but I NEVER knew my older sisters had kids

[fiery wave]

Just how?

[twin flower]

maybe they live apart

[delicate vapor]

so I got two nephews

[delicate vapor]

yeah

[delicate vapor]

er

yeah

[fiery wave]

But even then, you get spammed on Whatsapp on it if it happens.

[delicate vapor]

they live in sea and I only ever recall seeing them when I was like 4 years old

[delicate vapor]

100% of everyone in the family uses facebook

[fiery wave]

One got a pet, the whole text got flooded with baby animal pics.

[twin flower]

Sheesh, whats the age gap like

[delicate vapor]

uh

the two are like

i dont even know actually

[twin flower]

well if you last saw them at 4 I'd imagine they'd be young adults already

[fiery wave]

Well, same deal. Most people are. LOOK AT MY SONS.

[twin flower]

more or less mayhaps

[delicate vapor]

but the two are like old that they dont know instagram exist

only know facebook

[fiery wave]

Dads be like. THEY LOOK LIKE ME.

And so on.

[twin flower]

I'd prolly be the top to just show up in a family renunion and surprise them with like, hey i got kids haha

Moving on..

[delicate vapor]

ok I found her fb

26 and 27

not a 6 7 thing

so about 5-6 years older than me

[marsh iris]

your nephews?

[twin flower]

between me and my siblings we all got liek an age gap of 4yrs

[delicate vapor]

NO idea as well

[marsh iris]

i mean older than you

[delicate vapor]

nephews are fairly young

from what im seeing

age I do not know

[marsh iris]

dang,, thats interesting to say the least, never seen your siblings for a looooong time

[delicate vapor]

my sisters are 5-6 years older than me

nephews yeah just younglings

[feral vessel]

hello neighbour in 40k

[delicate vapor]

different complete lives and I refuse to use facebook to contact

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

only time I would really see them is when my mom is face timing them

so thats 2 nephews and 1 niece

3 trouble makers

[marsh iris]

future soldiers of the imperium

[delicate vapor]

a quick nap wouldnt hurt..

[feral vessel]

bald dororong

[delicate vapor]

but that energy drink is serging me

[feral vessel]

baldorong

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

im serging so hard

[marsh iris]

i feel the caffeine overtaking me

IT IS A GOOD PAINFEEL

[delicate vapor]

i feel like a nuclear reactor about to explode

[somber stream]

I think i'll need a major decaff after this work is over

[marsh iris]

how many microwaves

[delicate vapor]

chernobyl

[marsh iris]

[whole bough]

The skitarri of the Mourning Skitarri trembled lightly under the rhythmic skitarri of a thousand augmented skitarri. Draped in their red skitarri, representing the skitarri cult of Skitarri, the Skitarii skitarri amassed. They had not come as a paltry expeditionary skitarri, but as a mechanised skitarri ready to skitarri the blistering skitarri of skitarri erupting among the skitarri skitarri below.

“Relief Skitarri Gamma Six-Seven.” Announced their skitarri. It was a skitarri of skitarri and skitarri, with wide green bionic skitarri and skitarri protruding from grey and withering skitarri. “Ready to assist. Eradication skitarri commencing.” It skitarrid coldly. Whatever skitarri this skitarri might once have had, it had long since been skitarried.

In unison, the Skitarii skitarri skitarried their skitarri. Raising their galvanic skitarri in a dreadful skitarri, ready to reap skitarri.

In perhaps what might be considered a twisted skitarri. The skitarri of twisted skitarri begun to skitarri as skitarri erupted amongst their skitarri. Hydraulic skitarri cried out in the skitarri as skitarri after skitarri pierced the unassuming Skitarri and exploded, skitarrying everything in a skitarri of skitarri and skitarri.

When all was skitarried and done, a skitarri emerged from the skitarri of skitarri filling the skitarri skitarri. Adorned in red and black, the Sororitas skitarried, the skitarri of her heavy skitarri smoking fervorously.

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

I made carbon you turned that carbon into a DIAMOND

[whole bough]

theres like 4 really good parts

[little marten]

When all was skittaried and done was peak tbh

[whole bough]

It skitarrid coldly. Whatever skitarri this skitarri might once have had, it had long since been skitarried.
In unison, the Skitarii skitarri skitarried their skitarri. Raising their galvanic skitarri in a dreadful skitarri, ready to reap skitarri.
Hydraulic skitarri cried out in the skitarri as skitarri after skitarri pierced the unassuming Skitarri and exploded, skitarrying everything in a skitarri of skitarri and skitarri.
When all was skitarried and done, a skitarri emerged from the skitarri of skitarri filling the skitarri skitarri.

[astral basin]

What the FUCK is that

[whole bough]

skitarrie

[delicate vapor]

eating the strangest dinner

cut cucumbers and fried chicken wings\

[little marten]

Now do the SHITTARI edit

[whole bough]

i genuinely did not think itd be as funny as it is

[marsh iris]

skittarii exclamation mark

[whole bough]

i thought it was gonna be complete nonsense

[feral vessel]

if i post art of a neurolictor in zealot chat will i be publically executed

[whole bough]

idk

[delicate vapor]

[rose nova]

Yes (no)

[delicate vapor]

lemme see

[feral vessel]

mmmm i m feeling evil

[marsh iris]

-# i dislike cucumbers

[hidden whale]

im tempted to replace every single word with skitarri

[hidden whale]

yes

post it anyway

[rose nova]

Instant death

[delicate vapor]

saw my food pic

[marsh iris]

[mossy solstice]

this gives off the "and she breasted boobily down the stairs" energy

[somber stream]

I don't like sauerkraut and Kimchi

[mossy solstice]

fair and valid

[marsh iris]

i like sauerkraut not kimchi

[mossy solstice]

a bit of sauerkraut on a hotdog somehow works fine

[somber stream]

Yeah a bit is fine

[gloomy tartan]

She what

[marsh iris]

raw diced onion

[somber stream]

Half the plate full of Sauerkraut is a nightmare

[rose nova]

Mr heresy horus warhammered fourty thousandly through the room

[marsh iris]

or raw onion in general

[mossy solstice]

breasted boobily

[delicate vapor]

slopstore reset btw

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a new one for me

[somber stream]

Wordsmith

[gloomy tartan]

I will share one in return

[rose nova]

wish i could do that

[gloomy tartan]

Breasticles

There’s your new term

We traded

[rose nova]

Chesticles perchance

[mossy solstice]

it's an old meme tho, making fun of how male writers describe female characters

[gloomy tartan]

When will a famous novel use the sentence men ain’t shit

[somber stream]

NEW STORE ROTATIONMKMEKPLRFNDWENFAESDNF

[marsh iris]

KRIEG

[gloomy tartan]

Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks is modern

[mossy solstice]

the full sentence is even better: She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

[somber stream]

JULIA HEARD MY PLEAD

[gloomy tartan]

Men ain’t shit is like

Ancient

That’s old

[somber stream]

THANK YOU MY GODDESS

[gloomy tartan]

They said that during the medieval times I bet

[left swan]

500 aquilas from event?

[marsh iris]

oh shiet double premium for each classes?

[gloomy tartan]

She breasted down the hills off to chestys at the mall in a boobily fashion meet 2 her breast friends but tit for tat she was accosted by another women so they argued then they went shopping.

[mossy solstice]

see you're a natural

a novelist career in the making

[marsh iris]

oh fuk 4 cosmetics per class rotation

[gloomy tartan]

I’m good at descriptive visuals

Like Jurassic park

Journey to the center of the earth

I can describe like a mother fucker

It’s coming up with dialogue that is hard

I think like me I can understand others but to talk like a different person when writing dialogue is hard

[little marten]

By the time I actually make it to work skulls will have started

[dire kayak]

saturnine praetor today

[somber stream]

The helmet is a direct upgrade version of the one i asked from support

[gloomy tartan]

Ooooo

They like you Licht

Mmmmmmhm

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I’m happy you got a nice helmet now

[somber stream]

Lev ain't so bad after all

[gloomy tartan]

I went chimp mode when the Cadian gate helm came out

[rose nova]

inverse for me dialogue is easy because it's quick but i find vivid descriptions tedious to write most of the time

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t get the chest armor for the set but I got the helm and legs

[gloomy tartan]

I could do dramatic shit

Like battle talk

But like casual shit would be harder lol

That’s easy tho

Just rip of helms deep

[somber stream]

You work at 5PM?

[gloomy tartan]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

HOLD THE LINE MEN

[left swan]

do we get 500 aquilas from event this time xD? It doesnt really show lol

[gloomy tartan]

FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDRENS CHILDREN

[rose nova]

just write fantasy everything is dramatic

shrimple as

[gloomy tartan]

every guy can do epic battle talk

That’s something every guy can do

That’s monkey brain go shout

Writing believable dialogue for characters just Normal talking is harder

Every guy can go mob mentality mode

[mossy solstice]

man the slop shop is kinda meh. my wallet is safe for now.

[marsh iris]

can we remove the skull paint from the helmet

too edgy

[gloomy tartan]

No

You need paint

Infact

Paint a skull ontop of helmet that looks like a skull

[rose nova]

they took away our skull masks right before skulls started

[gloomy tartan]

Double skull

[rose nova]

can't have shit in the big T

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean skulls started

[delicate vapor]

now next is skulls event

[gloomy tartan]

Skull event???

Que?

[mossy solstice]

500 aquillas

[hasty sky]

in 6 hours

[gloomy tartan]

I like that fire is a modified for havoc

I did a fire mission it made me smile

[marsh iris]

FS please drop another 5 dollar 4000 aquila package

[gloomy tartan]

Fire makes the levels prettier

[gloomy tartan]

What if they dropped 5 of them

🧠

[hasty sky]

wait what

[mossy solstice]

then picked up 4

[hasty sky]

I logged on 'tide and there's some kinda new counter

oh right I cant post images here

[mossy solstice]

Warhammer Skulls is today, sunshine

[gloomy tartan]

I keep seeing a football fan nurgle

He goes “ roll tide”

[fiery wave]

Wait, isn't that vet set the set the WoT set was recoloured from?

[little marten]

No but my first train mid way through travel “track fault” 45 min delay then I got to my last train and what a surprise “track fault” here too

[hasty sky]

oh looks like the event is live already

I thought it'd coincide with the skulls event starting

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit

[little marten]

What’s the new event

Spill the BEANS

[hasty sky]

sorry love can't post pics here

[somber stream]

Post in class chat

Link it here

[wooden creek]

Decollation Crusade 2, I think

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

I bet we don’t have to pay child support

Huh

Since we die

In 40k

[left swan]

Dark Rites, it's active rn.

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh

[left swan]

apparently we gotta decode servo skulls to get aquillas and what not

[rocky radish]

Is it something fun?

[gloomy tartan]

Dark rites

Sooooo we have to stop rituals?

[somber stream]

Fuck's sake. Daemon host summoning again?

[marsh iris]

not another anus rituals

[gloomy tartan]

Bring back the altars from that one event

Where we summon enemies

That one fucked hard

Big Emperor style

[fiery wave]

I guess is to sell frag one shots rituals.

[hasty sky]

oh no the slop shop is just reruns of chem dogs and tertium enforcers set whoever said we're getting Tanith skins lied to me

[somber stream]

Heard something about a Servo skull so maybe not

gulp

[gloomy tartan]

You know what surprise me

[hasty sky]

okay gonna see if I can hop in an event match brb

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat wants to be a body guard

Was it for Rannick?

I forget who

Talking bout I should apply

[wooden creek]

CHECK MELK'S EVENT TAB

[gloomy tartan]

He’s melking it

[hasty sky]

"Destroy Heretic Idols and retrieve Mechanicus artifacts"

[gloomy tartan]

So more mechanicus shit

[hasty sky]

Sounds similar to that previous skulls event

[gloomy tartan]

Expeditions was getting stuff for the mechanicus

[somber stream]

So the leak IS true

[gloomy tartan]

I wasn’t here for previous skull event

[hasty sky]

Which

[gloomy tartan]

Earliest shit I was here for was like…uh…

[tacit geode]

We've known about this event for like 2 months now lol

[gloomy tartan]

I did the stim one and fire one and explosives one

[somber stream]

The one linking Mechanicus artifacts with a ||Knight Family||

[tacit geode]

Oh yeah there's aquillas

[gloomy tartan]

Others after that

[marsh iris]

mechanicus artifact, what does this all mean?!?!

[gloomy tartan]

We get a portrait frame from event ok

[hasty sky]

anyways gonna play brb

[gloomy tartan]

Hidden inside heretic idols

You decide them

[marsh iris]

hereteks!!

[gloomy tartan]

7 spots to decode

[lyric frigate]

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

hi

[gloomy tartan]

Only first is unlocked rn

Dark rites it says

I guess we stop the ritual and a skull will be there?

[short geyser]

Good morning everyone

[obtuse oak]

active already?

[gloomy tartan]

Yep

It’s popping

Offffff

[somber stream]

Wait, is this all we're gonna get for the cosmetic during skull event

[gloomy tartan]

You get a portrait frame

And you enjoy it

[somber stream]

No i mean the Commodore store

[gloomy tartan]

I’m keeping using my indefatigable portrait because I hated getting it

[gloomy tartan]

It’s eh I agree

[hard beacon]

The skulls event is separate

[somber stream]

Imagine getting a 5th page

[short geyser]

The cosmetics aren’t good? What’s the new page anyway?

[somber stream]

Rerun of Savlar chemdogs and Steel Legion

With some new side Krieg cosmetic

[delicate vapor]

ya

[marsh iris]

get all the pages and survive slenderman

[short geyser]

Oh I thought there was a new one today?

[somber stream]

I thought so too

Maybe during or after Skull livestream

[short geyser]

Huh, thanks then, I didn’t want to have to launch my darktide just to see more krieg cosmetic

[tacit geode]

Chem dog, steel legion, enforcers, the bone weapon skins and 3 new helmets

That are skull themed

[rose nova]

at least the rerun is two of my favorite legions

could be worse

[marsh iris]

could be ... kri-

[short geyser]

I don’t mind them cosmetic wise I just want some more stuff to come in rather than them

[rose nova]

yeah

i want more free cosmetics personally

[tacit geode]

New stuff is for when the new class releases

[rose nova]

but that will never happen

[short geyser]

Same, don’t think we’re getting those though

[hidden whale]

my family keeps sending my job applications im completely unqualified for

like??

[obtuse oak]

a sizable rerun of popular sets makes way more sense to coincide with Skulls than brand new stuff

I would expect that in the first rotation after the Q2 update yeah

[short geyser]

Yeah, fair enough

[hidden whale]

family just sent an IT director position for a massive facility asking for 20+ years experience

[tacit geode]

We got 2 sets of free cosmetics last update

And they're good!!!

[hidden whale]

ive barely been ALIVE 20 years

??

[short geyser]

Have you had experience since you were born then?

[obtuse oak]

oh my god old people are so annoying

[white nacelle]

Fuh

Delusion times incompetence

[obtuse oak]

they have no fucking idea how recruitment or job hunting works in the big 2026

[hidden whale]

i shouldve been getting work experience straight out of the womb clearly >.>

[short geyser]

AND you should’ve been working while in the womb

[whole bough]

90% of old people got jobs because they needed anybody to fill them

[hidden whale]

shit youre right

[amber delta]

NEW EVENT

[hidden whale]

thats 9 months wasted

[whole bough]

now that theyre filled, nobody needs to be hired

[amber delta]

ADMECH TEASED

[white nacelle]

you shoulda been studying since the time your soul was yet to enter the body

[short geyser]

Huh?

[whole bough]

OR theyre only hiring old peope

[amber delta]

#zealot-class message

[whole bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUgMxwqpiBQ

[amber delta]

MECHANICUS ARTIFACTS

[marsh iris]

building skitari like legos

[whole bough]

death to the false emperor and then yeah like a thunderclap

🤔

but no boom

[tacit geode]

It's so funny that Mister E heard the guy say death to the false emperor and declared that it must be a plague marine

When it's a voiceline in the game right now???

[white nacelle]

powder was too strong

cartel will try to tone it down

[short geyser]

I do watch his videos, but yeah he must have been on something there

[obtuse oak]

hahahah he really said that?

[white nacelle]

yep

[short geyser]

Yeah, he did

[obtuse oak]

well when you have as much airtime to fill as he does

(I don't know how you can make that many videos that are so long about a game where development is so slow)

[short geyser]

Comments corrected him, and he did notice

[white nacelle]

the truest explanation is: powder what makes you say skitarii tomorrow was too strong

[short geyser]

Sloptide news, that’s how

[hasty sky]

ok so the event is like the last year skulls event except you have to interact with a servo skull from the destroyed skull totem to get event progression points

[tacit geode]

It made my change my opinion from Mister E gets all his lore from YouTube shorts to Mister E may have never actually played darktide

[hasty sky]

progression is global and shared between all players

[white nacelle]

And all things that are slop

[jaunty path]

Most of it is just blabbering and complaining

and boring meta builds

god his take on carapace was so stupid

[hasty sky]

had a reall scuffed match where the whole team rushed ahead on silo cluster then pissed it away by ignoring tox bombers just before the finale

[hidden whale]

I pointed out they were all asking for 10+ years experience minimum (I have 2 in IT) and she said "you apply anyway"

what??

[short geyser]

Hahah

[hidden whale]

I cant even get other ENTRY level jobs? is this delusion or real??

[jaunty path]

real

[delicate vapor]

[tacit geode]

Lying does work

[jaunty path]

people are sending hundreds to thousands to job applications

[white nacelle]

Lie or smth, system cheats you you cheat it back

[hidden whale]

okay I show up to the interview and theyll ask me if I was working since I was a child

??? ;.;

I guess the answer would be yes

[delicate vapor]

disconnected from server issue now gettng more

[jaunty path]

Hey man if youre gonna say it you gotta make it believable

[white nacelle]

half of these job offers are meant to be unobtainable, half just want a pretty CV

[short geyser]

Um actually they’ll say from the womb?

[jaunty path]

I think theyre deliberately denying people jobs and hours so we settle for shit parttime work with low pay

[misty smelt]

guys help...ive eaten so much powder...

[white nacelle]

Ask hive scum about detox

It will involve frenzon though

[misty smelt]

new event tho!

and we get FIVE whole aquilas from the 2nd part of it

[amber delta]

its gonna add up to 500

[white nacelle]

Cartel should of toned down dosage of the powder instead of trusting Helldivers....

[tacit geode]

We're rich!

[delicate vapor]

5 quarters

[rose nova]

do we have to be there for every event stage to get all the aquillas cuz i gotta sleep

[white nacelle]

If it ain't global yeah

[delicate vapor]

might as well go to the gym and wait for skulls to start in 5 hours

[short geyser]

Are they giving away Aquillas?

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

yes..5

[misty smelt]

i doubt it, youll prolly be able to login and claim them whenever

[rose nova]

FUCK

oh

[short geyser]

But how do you get them? Is it a login thing or?

[misty smelt]

the part with the aquilas is a global goal

[rose nova]

one head tells the truth and the other only tells lies!!!!!!!!!

[white nacelle]

Ok we aren't fucked

[delicate vapor]

its with how many dark rites are being destroyed I think

[somber stream]

Anybody got news on what's for the Twitch drop

Are we getting vomit pattern camo again

[delicate vapor]

nothing so far from what im looking

[white nacelle]

Imagine if yes

[misty smelt]

i posted it in #zealot-class if you scroll up a bit

[tacit geode]

Seems to be a community goal

But you may have to contribute

[somber stream]

Helldivers to your Hellpods

[short geyser]

So are dark rites a havoc thing or just a normal modifier?