general-chat

[mystic fossil]

h-hello sergal...

[delicate vapor]

prime ministers relatives

[marsh iris]

people driving between lanes makes me possessed by khorne, fuckers 100% gooning on their phones

[nocturne flicker]

i don't even know how much my zio's old place would be today. the front door was on the edge of a cliff in the middle of a rainforest. if you fell, you would either die or wish you died

[marsh iris]

everytime i look into their window

[nocturne flicker]

hi, friend

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[marsh iris]

hi sergal

[compact fjord]

I just did my first auric :3

[lyric frigate]

3 hour exam in T-15 minutes

#fuck

[lyric frigate]

YEAHHHHH

[delicate vapor]

beast mode activated

[nocturne flicker]

i'll possess you

[lyric frigate]

no get to havoc

[compact fjord]

I need to reliably do auric first I think lol

[nocturne flicker]

proud of you, random citizen

[feral vessel]

hypnoporn or something

[delicate vapor]

[compact fjord]

Bruh wat

[marsh iris]

i swear to god man, these people

[nocturne flicker]

that's good shit, i'll have you know

[feral vessel]

congratulations, prepare your asshole for havoc

[mystic fossil]

dawg...

[marsh iris]

brother you drive a 2 ton killing machine

[delicate vapor]

Bradar vhat

[feral vessel]

i know bub im in a server of deranged transgenders, i think i have seen every kink possible

lets not discuss this further

[compact fjord]

Why is the cheese talm bout buttholes and corn

[marsh iris]

cornhole

[delicate vapor]

It’s so fucking cold in this bathroom

[feral vessel]

DO NOT CALL ME A CHEESE

read in the voice of wheatley from portal 2

[marsh iris]

elios about to have hypothermia soon

[delicate vapor]

I’m getting cold breaths in this bathroom

[marsh iris]

brain starts tricking you that its warm

[compact fjord]

Oof

Embed fail

[nocturne flicker]

i will have your arms tied to a beam on the ceiling so you can't do anything but stand, so you can't get into a comfortable position, i'll lower the temperature to 10 degrees C, and every hour i'll splash you with a bucket of ice water

[mystic fossil]

ELIOS NOOOO

HOLD OUT FOR SKIITARI

[marsh iris]

i see now who is ex-cia

or still is

[mystic fossil]

he's judge holden

[feral vessel]

someone put a sticker of a busty anthro zoroark on the inner side of a window in my school's male bathrooms.

[mystic fossil]

?

[compact fjord]

Another weird furry

[feral vessel]

pokemon. search it up and you'll guess what category it belongs to socio-culturally

[nocturne flicker]

take a shit in the cistern

[feral vessel]

ermm thats not true..

im perfectly normal..

[compact fjord]

Not u

[feral vessel]

ur weird actually

[compact fjord]

The person who put the sticker there

[rough verge]

Zoark like the pokemon

[compact fjord]

Yes

[compact fjord]

Ur not weird that’s not what I was saying bro 🧀

[nocturne flicker]

woe, 47 cruise missiles be upon ye

[feral vessel]

yes

never ask me which pokemon is my favourite or else ill do something very unkind

rawr.

[rough verge]

A furry co worker keeps hitting on me despite my requests for her to leave me alone

[compact fjord]

Scolipede is my fav

[visual vortex]

What does the darktide menu time say?

[compact fjord]

Love the bug

[rough verge]

She smells like Indian food every morning

[nocturne flicker]

sexual harassment

[marsh iris]

[feral vessel]

i think that's just a matter of her being an asshole rather than just a furry

[delicate vapor]

[compact fjord]

Bruh

[rough verge]

Bosses daughter

[visual vortex]

😞

[rough verge]

Cant lose my job

[marsh iris]

pretend to be on call, if she approach

[rough verge]

It was on topic ig

[nocturne flicker]

make out with your boss to assert dominance

[visual vortex]

Is your boss kind of an ass?

[feral vessel]

methinks.

[rough verge]

Hes a nepo baby

[feral vessel]

anyway why did they make the xenomorph queen conventionally attractive?

genuine

[nocturne flicker]

sales

[rough verge]

Publicity

[visual vortex]

What?

[modest flume]

Big Dawg, are you forcing your fetishes on people again??

[feral vessel]

not gonna act like i didn't mentally go "would" when i saw that thing

[marsh iris]

dont look at her, no reaction, just ignore, she's just a ghost

[modest flume]

Come on I told you not to

[marsh iris]

ez

[compact fjord]

Hr Gigers art direction is very sexual. Always has been a part of it.

[nocturne flicker]

this isn't a fetish, it's enhanced interrogation

[rough verge]

Both can be grue

[delicate vapor]

[rough verge]

True

Damn

[visual vortex]

Tell her she's not real

[modest flume]

uh huh sure, that's what they all say

[nocturne flicker]

you're next, big boy

[feral vessel]

judge holden going wild

[modest flume]

BRING IT

I CAN TAKE IT

[visual vortex]

Khorne is bluffing

[nocturne flicker]

i am, i am

[visual vortex]

Judge holden likes kids

[marsh iris]

any reaction is a cue for another harassment, because it acknowledges their actions

[visual vortex]

Repulsive is a big boy

[mystic fossil]

you are not the chief

you a regular degular guy

[feral vessel]

okay when can we get the corpo deathsquads irl

imagine getting mass executed by amazon for not reaching your weekly quota or some shit

[nocturne flicker]

i'm also not albino which honestly the implication of would offend me more

[rough verge]

Speaking of, at the place im working at people openly yap about sex life

[marsh iris]

[compact fjord]

That can’t be far off from reality at this point lol

[nocturne flicker]

we had those back in the east india company

[whole bough]

9 HOURS

[feral vessel]

speaking of work, practical education soon.. yay..

[compact fjord]

Moff

[rough verge]

East empire company

[feral vessel]

hi moth.

[delicate vapor]

9 hours until hell fall + slop store reset

[visual vortex]

Fuck i cant count

[nocturne flicker]

elder scrolls

[feral vessel]

9 HOURS ETA TITANFALL

[modest flume]

I need to get up in 3 hours.. fml

[marsh iris]

nah they'll not kill you, just replace one of their package sorting androids with your head to deliver a message

[rough verge]

I miss when I enjoyed those games. Simpler times.

[nocturne flicker]

brooooooooooo skywind is nearly here trust

[rough verge]

I last played in middle school

[feral vessel]

i enjoyed daggerfall a lot!

it was surprisingly fun

[visual vortex]

Starfield was so boring that even the modders quit

[feral vessel]

even though i dont like rpg's much

[rough verge]

Was that shit in black and white

[nocturne flicker]

morrowind was my favourite. i sometimes dip my toes back in to TES games. i got the oblivion remaster and it was alright. they nerfed claymore too hard by making it slow as shit though

[delicate vapor]

9 hours until horrid Henry joins

[nocturne flicker]

like the morrowind remake mod in skyrim

[rough verge]

I just dont rly enjoy the actual gameplay of es anymore

But is what it is

[nocturne flicker]

basically they're just making better morrowind via skyrim's engine for free as volunteers

[feral vessel]

first person to speak after me is secretly clicker trained btw

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

What does that mean

[rough verge]

What does that mean

[delicate vapor]

[rough verge]

Thats what I said

[marsh iris]

the fuck

[feral vessel]

trans girl lingo.

[nocturne flicker]

fuck you i was gonna reply first

[modest flume]

[marsh iris]

jude and elios same account

[nocturne flicker]

😡

[delicate vapor]

Zero idea still

[delicate vapor]

Noob

[lilac crag]

im not taking this from a nerd

[feral vessel]

me too tbf

[delicate vapor]

Be faster

[visual vortex]

So that's why i dong ubderstand

[rough verge]

Confirmed

[visual vortex]

Go go gadget google search

[rough verge]

Im friends with several irl and never heard thay shit

[delicate vapor]

Same here

[modest flume]

Isn't it just like... Training a dog with a clicker?

[nocturne flicker]

my boyfriend unironically has me clicker trained, but it's not actually a clicker, he just jingles his keys at me

[feral vessel]

shrug. say hi to them for me tho

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

yeah so is a puppygirl thing

[modest flume]

"here Khorney Khorney, here boy!"

[feral vessel]

dt genchat deranged as always

[nocturne flicker]

i'm puppyboy

[rough verge]

Freakbobs calling

[feral vessel]

FUCK I FORGOT MY CLOCK BLASTS KATYUSHA FOR MY ALARM

[rough verge]

"Dt genchat deranged as always"
-person who brought it up

[nocturne flicker]

no perms 🙁

[lilac crag]

neeeeeeeerd

[modest flume]

Calling genchat deranged
directly contributing
?????????????

[feral vessel]

it would become this without me anyways

[nocturne flicker]

0////////0

[feral vessel]

y'all are just jealous you don't live up to my freak

[marsh iris]

split personality

[feral vessel]

more like Mr Hyde and Dr Jekill tbf

[visual vortex]

Yeah but at least it wouldnt be weird vague shit like clicker trained

[rough verge]

I don't talk aboht my sex life unless someone else brings it up. Not exactly vanilla

[lilac crag]

noob

[feral vessel]

i aint even talking about my sex life 😭

[marsh iris]

turn on hyde all the time and put jekyll in a coma

[delicate vapor]

Noob hoob

[visual vortex]

Sure

[rough verge]

Is puppygirl stuff not a sex thing

[visual vortex]

Im very convinced

[lilac crag]

pro noob here

[rough verge]

😵‍💫

[marsh iris]

nubhub

[modest flume]

How about never? Like, that's between you and your partner, keep it private

[nocturne flicker]

I say freaky shit for the love of the game

[lilac crag]

its also just a title ppl give themselves

[feral vessel]

good answer alex

[visual vortex]

Why would you call yourself an animal

[marsh iris]

like discord kitten

[lilac crag]

thanks nephew im around any and every kind of person

[modest flume]

Can confirm, I'm a puppy girl as of this moment

[feral vessel]

brain capacity or some shit

[lilac crag]

i have to read from my manuscript

[feral vessel]

grammaticus right here

[nocturne flicker]

private message me

[marsh iris]

w-wow

[modest flume]

Sure!

[lilac crag]

im not patting u

[rough verge]

Word. Guess I didnt know it was a regular life thing asw

[visual vortex]

So it's people trying to be quirky or something?

[delicate vapor]

Hacker noob here

[formal mortar]

Which syndicate should I pledge to in Warframe?

[feral vessel]

in some cases for sure, ive seen people that genuinely just identify as dogs

so uh

[nocturne flicker]

I need Twinkarii

[visual vortex]

Ugh

[marsh iris]

corpus

[feral vessel]

i dont fucking know man

[lilac crag]

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL MERIDIAN BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[nocturne flicker]

warframe fart videos

[formal mortar]

Corpus isn't one

[lilac crag]

[marsh iris]

PROFITS BABY

[modest flume]

Don't be jealous now cmon

[feral vessel]

im gonna go off to find more deranged art of xenomorphs, toodles

[formal mortar]

Why Steel Meridian? They don't look cool

[visual vortex]

Steel meridian

More like

Blood meridian

Man im so clever

So studious

[lilac crag]

good rewards

[nocturne flicker]

mention

[delicate vapor]

Red veil

[formal mortar]

Where can I find the rewards?

Red veil looks cool ngl

[rough verge]

I dont think they'll add a twink ass skitarii fit pr personality. But it would be funny

[formal mortar]

Giving me sith vibes

[visual vortex]

I would quit if they added stupid shit like that

[nocturne flicker]

it's essential to the experience

[rough verge]

Theres lots of laughs i have in dt. Surprisingly funny game

[astral basin]

Folk ive known that call themselves puppy girls unironically are more. Sub attention seekers, especially playing up the dog motif
Not necessarily sexual but best way i know to describe it

[gloomy tartan]

But your our homunculus

You can’t quit on us

[nocturne flicker]

i think a boyfailure personality would genuinely work if it's done softly. like a sweaty-palmed fuckin dork bc his gothic's shit or something

[astral basin]

Sorry im way late

[feral vessel]

time to play stellaris for 2 hours on a school pc

[rough verge]

Comedy isnt for everyone. But I think fs could nail ot

[delicate vapor]

Introverted one would be nice for me

[rough verge]

I lost my entire weekend to stellaris

[nocturne flicker]

hi it's me

[visual vortex]

Male Maul

[gloomy tartan]

The robots will get robot ear customizations

[astral basin]

Twinkarii is 1000000% what i plan on name any future skit btw

[nocturne flicker]

dapping u up rn

[rough verge]

Prophecy must come true

[visual vortex]

My skitarii will be named

Skitarii

Like my other classes

[gloomy tartan]

I’m still mad we don’t have a fent lean emote

It should of came with the hive scum release

[rough verge]

My skitarii would be named techwiz kalifa

[nocturne flicker]

core QoL features btw

[astral basin]

Lies. Its gonna be something weird like “hadrons shoe sizer”

[visual vortex]

We have rhe stimm-ulated banner

[gloomy tartan]

I wanted to see everyone doing the fent lean on the Morningstar

That’s why I wanted a emote

[visual vortex]

No all my characters are named off of their class

[marsh iris]

male maul IRL: 🐺
male maul in his room:

[gloomy tartan]

So you could log in and see like 10 fent leans

[visual vortex]

Veteran is veteran zealot is zealot

Etc

[delicate vapor]

need slopstore to reset

!

[rough verge]

Is this true

[astral basin]

Thats. Kinda sad

[nocturne flicker]

i just know female maul is the top

[gloomy tartan]

My veterans name is ChrisTheCadian

[astral basin]

Also i just squished a gnat on the side of my face and i am absolutely grossed out

[rough verge]

I run fem maul. Love how much of a dickhead she is

[gloomy tartan]

That gnat had a wife

[visual vortex]

Im pretty sure the male maul only likes his cyber-mastiff

[nocturne flicker]

i met a player named MakeCadiaStandAgain

[nocturne flicker]

same

[rough verge]

My veteran is named urdnot-wrex

[astral basin]

Cadia fe- ooooooooh…

[visual vortex]

Cadia feet

[formal mortar]

Went with Steel Meridian

[astral basin]

I get it now…

[nocturne flicker]

he was actually really good to play with

we both ran power falchion and plasma gun together

[marsh iris]

male maul memorized all the punishments by the lex, he's a fuckin nerd

[nocturne flicker]

i was fem cadian he was male cadian. synergy

[visual vortex]

Nah the authoritarian or whatever it is called

[rough verge]

Isnt that like a base requirement to become an arbitrator

[gloomy tartan]

Someone’s writing a fanfic about this

[visual vortex]

He uses big words like pragmatism

[nocturne flicker]

promiscuity aboard an inquisitorial vessel; mandated edict: testicular torsion

[delicate vapor]

weetbix

[rough verge]

I dont even know what girl cadian sounds like

[gloomy tartan]

Masozi abused the male cutthroats trust

[rough verge]

Never seen er

[gloomy tartan]

More like dukane ish

[marsh iris]

yeah but he straight up ☝️ 🤓 the cutthroat about defacing a weapon

[gloomy tartan]

But less old

[visual vortex]

How

[nocturne flicker]

he's a soft wet boy who keeps his body cam on because it's the will of the lex, instead of for the purpose of generating a sick kill feed

[rough verge]

Dukane a baddie

[gloomy tartan]

He says I never should of trust her and my teammates went “ the story thickens”

She cheated him in a game of cards

[visual vortex]

Dukane annoys me she is always talking to morrow and prying info

[rough verge]

Huh

[gloomy tartan]

But he can’t but help respect her for it

[nocturne flicker]

i agree. i reckon she struggles to pull those tight uniform pants over her fat fucking heavy ass every day

🤤

[rough verge]

Yeah but shes hot and has a fire fit

[rough verge]

Ok man

[gloomy tartan]

Male cutthroat tsundare ing for masozi was not expected

[rough verge]

Im not gonna take it that far

[visual vortex]

Cheating at a cards game is usually where he shouldve shot her

[delicate vapor]

[rough verge]

Huh?

[surreal onyx]

Good morning.

[nocturne flicker]

i'm committed to the bit

[nocturne flicker]

good mornings

[gloomy tartan]

Read what i just typed lmao

[rough verge]

You can either be that guy or not be that guy. Im not that guy

[rough verge]

Im jus being a prick mb

[visual vortex]

How is that that?

He doesnt tryst her and she cheated at cards

[gloomy tartan]

She got him to play cards with her and cheated and he says he never should of trusted her but that he can’t help respect her it.

Hearing him say he respects someone is a odd compliment

He’s usually anti friendly lmao

[rough verge]

Well he respects m savant

[surreal onyx]

Are we 100% convinced that the new class is Skitarri?

[rough verge]

Yes

[nocturne flicker]

i went on a date with brahms, it was great. she ejected a reject who stole an extra ration pack into outer space

[gloomy tartan]

What if it’s a servitor

[delicate vapor]

playable toilet with plasma gun

[visual vortex]

He also asks Male Loosecannon if he's okay when he notices him slouching

[nocturne flicker]

we watched hadron and hallowette fry him beforehand

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron should mock someone’s shoes

[rough verge]

Haven't heard that one

[gloomy tartan]

That shit would be funny

[surreal onyx]

Either way, there will only be one set of cosmetics for the new class in the store.

[earnest veldt]

Oh my god I'm so tired

[rough verge]

I wish sm2 diologue was as good as darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron going “what are thoseeeee”

[visual vortex]

It goes something like "You're slouching, where's your pride, soldier?"
"Lost it when some heretic shot me"

[earnest veldt]

Three hours of sleep mueeeeeh

[marsh iris]

flushing: ❌
vaporize poop with plasma: ✅

[nocturne flicker]

i'm astral projecting to 2015 stop

[earnest veldt]

And we're talking about vaporizing shit

[visual vortex]

Which means the male loose cannon acknowledges his team and can tell when they're feeling down enough to ask them what's wrong

[earnest veldt]

Things never change ❤️

[gloomy tartan]

Heh heh ass troll projecting

Lul

Omega lul

[nocturne flicker]

i would let sefoni flay my mind

[gloomy tartan]

9000

[surreal onyx]

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is my goldfish wife

I feed her chips and cookies like fish food and fill her tank with Mountain Dew

[visual vortex]

I want to shake sefoni's little mouthwash bottle like the little girl from Finding Nemo

[surreal onyx]

Remember the time the Ork Gods kicked the ever living hell out of Nurgle?

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t tap the bottle

Don’t tap my goldfish wifes fish tank pls

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

She’ll insert the entire “friends” series into your brain replacing memories of your loved ones

[nocturne flicker]

envision the lilo and stitch gif where stitch licks the glass and leaves a trail of saliva

[gloomy tartan]

Or replace your memories of your identity with the entire ALF series

[twin flower]

Tap Sefoni instead

[twin flower]

Hawt

[visual vortex]

If you shake Sefoni's container she goes bellyup in the water

[gloomy tartan]

The Mountain Dew lets her sees you’re lies

[surreal onyx]

Remember that time the Orks accidentally saved the emperor?

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[formal mortar]

If Sefoni dies, do they flush her?

[visual vortex]

It would melt her

[gloomy tartan]

No she soaks in it

[visual vortex]

Because of the mountain dew rhibf

Thing

With the rat

[twin flower]

Flush her down the Torrent 🤣

[gloomy tartan]

She soaks in it

It enhances her power

[nocturne flicker]

she's CLEARLY floating in baja blast dude fym

[gloomy tartan]

Her psyker powers are enhanced by the Baja blast

[visual vortex]

Gatorade

[gloomy tartan]

She traded normal sight for Psyker vision

[surreal onyx]

Makes me want some, honestly.

[gloomy tartan]

No

It’s all rationed for her

She NEEDS it

[nocturne flicker]

per favore signore

[gloomy tartan]

SHE NEEEEEEEEEDS IT

[nocturne flicker]

may i sip sefoni's bath baja blast?

[astral basin]

Aaa

[visual vortex]

Pokimane bath water

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Begone

[visual vortex]

Sefoni tube water

[gloomy tartan]

go lick the drips that leak from the pipes

You heathens

[marsh iris]

sefoni in vape liquid tank, she rewards a small portion to have smoke it into their lungs

[gloomy tartan]

Fight for your crumbs

Your droplets

[surreal onyx]

Just go snag a Void Trooper backpack. Thing is filled with the stuff.

[visual vortex]

She has curly hair and those stupid shark-mouth backpacks

[nocturne flicker]

huh? blow smoke in my face? 😳

[gloomy tartan]

She’s in liquid Baja blast

[marsh iris]

sefoni vapor in your lungs

[nocturne flicker]

oh thank the gods

i feel my energy waning

[gloomy tartan]

She can probaly spray you with pure Baja blast that would be so caffeinated and sugary your heart explodes

[visual vortex]

World at War intro cutscene

[surreal onyx]

Easy problem to solve. Shovel.

[nocturne flicker]

soon i might feel it's nap time to timeskip for skitarii

[whole bough]

sefoni has gotta be a freak freak

like fr

[visual vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-waw-call-of-duty-world-at-war-cod-world-at-war-call-of-duty-waw-gif-12924659322008428516

[nocturne flicker]

mortis trials confirms this

[gloomy tartan]

She can do whatever she wants to all of our heads

She does it a lot

[surreal onyx]

Solution: shovel

[whole bough]

u think she has sex in the psykanhium

[visual vortex]

Not to Swagger

[gloomy tartan]

She gets in trouble for it with dukane but not really punished

[whole bough]

i mean what are they gonna do

[nocturne flicker]

the fact that she keeps my attraction towards her intact while actively flaying my mind indicates that she reciprocates

[gloomy tartan]

She doesn’t fuck with dukane idk anyone else

[visual vortex]

Put her on a blackship

[visual vortex]

Swagger

[surreal onyx]

Everyone kind of keeps her at a distance.

[gloomy tartan]

She’s brunt

I mean blunt

[nocturne flicker]

swagger's not even using 0.0000000001% of his power

[gloomy tartan]

Unless

[surreal onyx]

Well, yeah. She’s one of the leaders of the Steelheads. I’d expect no less.

[gloomy tartan]

Swaggers already cool

She doesn’t need to mess with him

[visual vortex]

Just like Paul from invincible

[gloomy tartan]

She can enjoy his brain as is

No need to insert random shit into it

Like she could make one of us hardcore a devout Mall cop fan

[arctic tapir]

Brunt is Brunt, Dukane is Brunt, are there any other Brunts I need to know about?

[nocturne flicker]

i'm just saying if he can still satisfy debbie after she took the omni backshots, paul's got a powerful pelvic thrust

[visual vortex]

No like she cannot read or control him

[gloomy tartan]

Why

[visual vortex]

We dont know

[gloomy tartan]

Is it cuz he’s black panther

[obsidian wren]

Do any of u gorillas know what time the stream is in CST

[visual vortex]

He's Paul from invincible

[gloomy tartan]

Wakanda forever

[surreal onyx]

Rannick can read me bedtime stories.

[visual vortex]

Google

[gloomy tartan]

What if swagger has some weird shit

Like something in his gutty works

[visual vortex]

Paul wouldve laid Thragg OUT 😵

[nocturne flicker]

i will elevate you to sapience

[obtuse oak]

Why do you think she sounds like that in the Mortis Trials

[fiery wave]

About 6 hours and 30mins later if I did the time right.

[obsidian wren]

Put this is lard brain terms

[gloomy tartan]

I’m under th impression sefoni can mess with our brains however she wants

[nocturne flicker]

rex splode could've killed thragg by making his cheeks clap

[obsidian wren]

Its 1:30 am for me rn

[gloomy tartan]

Psykers make fan fics sefoni makes mental smut

[full bear]

midwest moment

[fiery wave]

8 AM~.

[visual vortex]

2:30 for me

[surreal onyx]

0230 here. 🤘🏻😎

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni has the fucking hologram rooms we see in tv shows lol

[nocturne flicker]

4:30 pm for me rn

[obtuse oak]

The stream will start in 9 hours and 30 minutes

[visual vortex]

🤯

[obsidian wren]

Idk where you got midwest from CST but alr

[visual vortex]

I cant count that high

[fiery wave]

Wait, it's not PST?

[obsidian wren]

Thank fuck i can actually sleep

[fiery wave]

9am PST?

[marsh iris]

9est

[nocturne flicker]

round it up to 10 hours to account for all the 40k mobile games slop they'll inevitably show first

[whole bough]

me when im walking past one of the monitors and hear her moaning on it

[visual vortex]

9ppt

[marsh iris]

pp

[visual vortex]

Hehe

Pp

[marsh iris]

hehe

[surreal onyx]

9am PST = 12PM EST

[fiery wave]

I hate timezones.

[south valve]

Everyone living in the past lmao

[obsidian wren]

Me when mortis trials and we complete a wave only to hear sefoni moaning like shes getting the most insane shaboingboing

[arctic tapir]

According to the Darktide Launcher (last time i checked like 10 minutes ago) the stream is "expected" in about 8 hours 30 minutes from now

[delicate vapor]

12:35am when skulls begins in oce

[visual vortex]

Insane warp backshots

[visual vortex]

I cant count past 5 so time takes it slower for me

[fiery wave]

I also hate how they never put the time in my timezone so it makes timing shit worse.

[patent flare]

stop LYING

[arctic tapir]

You hit and warp lightning crackles off

[surreal onyx]

We all just need to switch to Zulu time. Easy.

[visual vortex]

I do this cool thing where i go online and search up the time transferred to my timezone

[nocturne flicker]

we can see you from space nolan

[obsidian wren]

I stg if i wake up early for the stream and see the most HORRENDOUS cosmetics drops im gonna be pissed

[obtuse oak]

It's slated to begin at 6pm CEST. It's currently 08:30am CEST. From 9am until 6pm is 9 hours; 3 hours until noon, and then 6 hours more. Add 30 minutes and we're 9 hours and 30 minutes out.

[delicate vapor]

sleep in the living room

[somber stream]

I heard it's mechanicus themed

The shop i mean

[gloomy tartan]

Kitty ears cosmetic

[fiery wave]

Yes. And for some reason. I get any time from 9PM to 2AM.

[visual vortex]

I stg if i dont see more commissary items i quit

[nocturne flicker]

fuck you, it's gonna be another rerun of mismatched slop krieg at home skins

[surreal onyx]

For example, whatever time zone you’re in, it’s currently 0634.

[obsidian wren]

Do the math but for central standard time please

[visual vortex]

Dont worry just wait every hour

[arctic tapir]

Person of yellow name, I am just going off of what the launcher was telling me

[visual vortex]

That way you cant miss it

[full bear]

oh because I'm in Wisconsin and it's 1:30 am lol

[nocturne flicker]

don't make me sleep in the basement again 🥺

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/saw-gerrera-rogue-one-lies-deceptions-star-wars-gif-16128609

[visual vortex]

Hank we would never lie to you

[gloomy tartan]

Hank is the king

[timber elk]

I would

I’m lying right now

[delicate vapor]

friend gifted me robux

[gloomy tartan]

HANK IS OUR KING

[timber elk]

IM LYING SUPER HARD

[patent flare]

Are u guys ready for Ratling?

[nocturne flicker]

i would

[timber elk]

IM LYING SO HARD YOU GUYS CANT EVEN TELL IM LYING

[gloomy tartan]

HANK WILL SHOW YOU DA WAE

[visual vortex]

I could NEVER lie to anyone

If i do my nose grows longer and into a tree

[gloomy tartan]

DO YOU KNOW DE WAE?

[fiery wave]

I'm just confused and giving the earliest time a converter site gave me so... Fuck do I know.

[visual vortex]

And a grasshopper scolds me

[south valve]

This sentence is a lie

[fiery wave]

It's annoyingly a mess.

[somber stream]

There's literally a countdown in the launcher

[surreal onyx]

[arctic tapir]

Correct

[nocturne flicker]

it wouldn't make a difference for me, i'm italian AND jewish

my nose is HUGE

[obtuse oak]

Which is apparently giving out conflicting information

[surreal onyx]

Oof.

[somber stream]

Wuh

[visual vortex]

If it makes you feel any better i cant even tell when it is

[fiery wave]

I'm not booting the game for that. It makes my PC scream even if i am not playing it.

[somber stream]

Is this another Fatshark moment

[nocturne flicker]

yeah iirc this has happened before

[visual vortex]

I think it's at 11 or 12 for me but i am too lazy to get up

[arctic tapir]

Just checked the Launcher again, it is saying 8 hours 20 ish minutes

[somber stream]

Launcher, not in-game

[visual vortex]

The launcher would never lie

[obtuse oak]

It starts at 6pm CEST which is nine hours and 20 minutes from now

[gloomy tartan]

Toot it and boot it

[fiery wave]

Also, the launcher time is wrong as well so.

[arctic tapir]

Yaaaay Computer can't count

[somber stream]

Yet another Fatshark moment

Watch as we get a 7-days delay for the class release

[fiery wave]

For a trailer that nobody gives 2 fucks about.

[somber stream]

Plenty, i'd say

[fiery wave]

Then another week delay for the actual class.

[visual vortex]

Okay so 12pm here got it

[visual vortex]

I care

[harsh cloak]

7 PM my time

[arctic tapir]

Everyone talking about the various times for Hammer Skulls

[fiery wave]

Well, if you are East side American.. THen it's midnight.

[obsidian wren]

Ok so 6pm CEST and 9am PST both convert to CENTRAL STANDARD TIME at 11am

[visual vortex]

No it's 2:39 AM dumbass

Come on lock in

[obsidian wren]

Set ur clocks for 11am

[visual vortex]

🫰

[obsidian wren]

You degenerates

[nocturne flicker]

01001101 01000001 01010010 01010011 00100000 01000001 01000101 01010100 01000101 01010010 01001110 01010110 01001101

[somber stream]

Look, it's 6:00PM CEST. CONVERT THAT SHIT TO YOUR LOCAL TIME VIA GOOGLE

[marsh iris]

it starts at every timezone, EZ i solved it

[obsidian wren]

Is 11am for me yes

I wake up then

Saul T and salad are typing

[slim flicker]

skulls yesterday

[stuck wasp]

Skull showcase stream: <t:1779379200:R> (<t:1779379200:f>)
If you want to pin it

[somber stream]

Lizards wake up late huh

[twin flower]

<t:1779379200:t> CEST?

[quick bloom]

If it's 11 am EST wait for 12 pm anyway to adjust for technical issues

[twin flower]

Did that work

[slim flicker]

saul toodman

[obsidian wren]

Cst

Not cest

[nocturne flicker]

2AM on 22nd here it starts

very nice

[obtuse oak]

Yes cest

[twin flower]

Well its Cest now

[slim flicker]

11pm...

[twin flower]

Bish

[stuck wasp]

Aren't you in Italy ?

[obtuse oak]

Central European Summer Time

CEST

[nocturne flicker]

not rn

[twin flower]

Huzzah!

[delicate vapor]

2am for me FUCK

[marsh iris]

a timezone for a season....

[obsidian wren]

IT SAYS 6PM CEST IN THE TWITTER POST

[twin flower]

I was right

[nocturne flicker]

in eastern australia rn

[twin flower]

Its like 12am for me lmao

[nocturne flicker]

dw i will return to italy 🙏

[fiery wave]

To be fair, they don't care about any country they don't sell to so... Weird for Australians though.

[twin flower]

Ripperonis

[quick bloom]

You can tell it's European because it's in cest

[twin flower]

Guess am staying up til midnight today

[visual vortex]

😌

[obtuse oak]

Yeah his comment has an auto time adjuster

[nocturne flicker]

it's okay i'm a night owl 😉

[marsh iris]

same

[obtuse oak]

It shows the time in your timezone

[visual vortex]

It's okay i wake uo in 4 hours

[slim flicker]

witchcraft

[twin flower]

prepare the coffee brother

[slim flicker]

prepare thyself

[delicate vapor]

a nap would be nice..

skip to 2am

[marsh iris]

pre-datide so i can disappoint my self first

[twin flower]

dont worry, I'll wake you

[visual vortex]

"A short nap"

[obsidian wren]

500 pings

[visual vortex]

Intended for 2 hours

Ends up for 6 hours

[slim flicker]

that's around the time my crew usually play anyways

[somber stream]

The player base is largely in the west so it's understandable they'd cater to that timezone, also Warhammer is UK

[fiery wave]

You mean, multiple Discord calls.

[delicate vapor]

need to sleep long enough before 2am

[nocturne flicker]

figlio di puttana 😩

[obsidian wren]

Sefoni backshots

[visual vortex]

Rango has a lot of discord kittens you see

[fiery wave]

Mostly because they never once marketed to Asians.

[marsh iris]

caca

[somber stream]

Even if they do, wouldn't make sense for them to stream such an event in Asian time

[fiery wave]

Most of us just stumble into it from the internet, lmao.

[obsidian wren]

I dont have that much motion nephew

[visual vortex]

Nephew?

[delicate vapor]

when you go to australia you get given a 6ft tall spider as a room mate who tucks you into bed and kisses your forehead

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[twin flower]

get nephew'd

[nocturne flicker]

My minions do well for me, they show me where the money is

[visual vortex]

Didnt mnow i had a cousin

Most of them are dead

[slim flicker]

sonion

[surreal onyx]

I need to learn Italian.

[nocturne flicker]

it's me

[obsidian wren]

Is it female

[delicate vapor]

its a 50/50

[fiery wave]

Friendly and sweet? Sure.

[obsidian wren]

No fuck you its female

[visual vortex]

Five Nights at Freddy's

[delicate vapor]

NOPE

[nocturne flicker]

is duolingo still good?

[marsh iris]

🤌 👆 ✊ 🤏 🫲

[obsidian wren]

WE are cracking the 6ft tall aussie female spider lady

[surreal onyx]

It helped me learn a fair amount of Russian. I think it depends on the language.

[nocturne flicker]

bc i used to help me with my japanese when i was studying it in high school.

[visual vortex]

No lmao

[fiery wave]

Female only. So her children can care for me down the line as well.

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i might have to look into if its italian program is accurate so i don't lead you astray there

[nocturne flicker]

heck! what happen? 🙁

[delicate vapor]

serfs basically

[stuck wasp]

Didn't Duolingo fire a bunch of its worker and replace them with AI stuff ?

[surreal onyx]

I have no idea.

[visual vortex]

They went AI and then tried cring ass naynay baby skits to regain trust

[fiery wave]

Naw, I just am lonely. Cuddles be nice.

[marsh iris]

dont let it lay egs in you like The Mist scene

[somber stream]

No, avoid like the plague

[nocturne flicker]

ugh ofc they did... i haven't looked at it in years hahaha

[fiery wave]

They did on top of increased ads.

[visual vortex]

Dont you have a girlfriend for that?

[somber stream]

Give Babbel a try, paid app but what you get is really good

[carmine steppe]

Studies came out saying how Duolingo is shit at teaching languages, and also they stated they will lean more into AI in the future

[fiery wave]

It's truth. It costs around $3500 for her to come over.

[surreal onyx]

Do you have any recommendations?

[somber stream]

Babbel

[nocturne flicker]

ah well

[delicate vapor]

$0

its a spider

[patent flare]

she babbel on my duo till I lingo

[nocturne flicker]

babbel i've heard is good

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Is ir subscription?

[fiery wave]

Yes, but $3k avg to come over isn't cheap.

[visual vortex]

Sure

[patent flare]

3k is NOTHING

i make that in a DAY

[somber stream]

Yes, but there is also the option for permanent purchase

[surreal onyx]

Well, paid is usually the way to go for most language apps.

[visual vortex]

Yeah im not paying id forget

[fiery wave]

They are talking about my actual GF.

[surreal onyx]

I’ll have to check out babbel.

[nocturne flicker]

do you have a particular italian dialect in mind?

the one you hear in american movies is usually sicilian

[fiery wave]

So you offering to fund it?

[delicate vapor]

ah

[fiery wave]

People might make like $50 a day.

[visual vortex]

I make a trillion in a day

💸 😎 💸

[nocturne flicker]

but it's in zimbabwean dollars

[visual vortex]

Shhh

[surreal onyx]

Not particularly. The wife and I are looking into potentially moving to mainland Italy, and want to at least speak some of the language before we go.

Whatever is most common.

[nocturne flicker]

the standard dialect will do in mainland, especially if you're going to like central

standard italian is like florence tuscan dialect iirc

[fiery wave]

But it's the truth. Gotta factor in the fact not everyone is running on the same income as you do.

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, somewhere between Venice and Rome. Coastal would be ideal, but I’m flexible.

[nocturne flicker]

yeah standard dialect'll take you far then

[visual vortex]

Rome 🤤

Colosseum

[surreal onyx]

Perfect. Many thanks.

[visual vortex]

🤤

[slim flicker]

that one city that was built in a day

[delicate vapor]

roma

[obsidian wren]

8 arms = 8 times the fun (ok im done letting the intrusive thoughts win)

[visual vortex]

I always wanted to see Rome

[surreal onyx]

Rome has a huuuge problem with pickpockets. Trying to avoid that for the moment.

[visual vortex]

So muchpretty history

[nocturne flicker]

We apologise for elevating the French to sapience, everyone

[visual vortex]

Im not french

[surreal onyx]

Really?

[nocturne flicker]

It was more of a general statement

[surreal onyx]

I thought you were.

[obsidian wren]

I could say something out of pocket

But i wont

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Omg actual dumbasses ong

[fiery wave]

I thought the issue was more Parisians?

[surreal onyx]

See? He even talks French. Confusion.

[visual vortex]

Im American but my dad's side from Ireland and mom's native american

[surreal onyx]

Very cool.

[visual vortex]

I would DIE before letting french blood into my stream

[marsh iris]

meta laid off 8k workers

dang

[nocturne flicker]

i'm time travelling and hypnotising your offspring to move to quebec

[visual vortex]

For ai?

[visual vortex]

I dont want to have kids

[somber stream]

Cry me a river AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[nocturne flicker]

fuck... foiled again

[visual vortex]

You can do that for my brother tho

[marsh iris]

probably, also failverse

[nocturne flicker]

it'll suffice

[visual vortex]

Haha

[obsidian wren]

Ambau

Tukam

[true widget]

Skulls.. Today..

[rain idol]

Doctors on their way book something so early in the morning I will need to wake up at 6:00 to get there on time (fuck you)

[obsidian wren]

Ambau

Ambau

[earnest veldt]

Skitarii in around ten hours

[obsidian wren]

Ambau

[visual vortex]

I like when my doctors rub my thyroid and put the funny breathing thing on my back

[nocturne flicker]

i used to have to get up at 5am to clean a fucking hospital

ugh

[obsidian wren]

Ambau!!!!

[nocturne flicker]

hated that job

[somber stream]

Waking up early feels great

[delicate vapor]

dang old pirate site i used is gone

[obsidian wren]

Ambau!!!!!!

[delicate vapor]

WELP found a new one

[somber stream]

Unless you have to go outside

[nocturne flicker]

HAU AB 🗣️

[marsh iris]

outside?!

[last scarab]

The night before 3 ratlings in a trench coat

[obsidian wren]

Wrong

[fiery wave]

I sometimes wonder if 6AM is better than having to take leave to go to an appointment.

[obsidian wren]

Its

Ambautukam

[surreal onyx]

I don’t mind waking up early. It’s the job that would make the day. If I hated the job, I hated the day and vice versa.

[visual vortex]

On the bright side of getting an early appointment is that you het to go home earlier and lie back down

[somber stream]

Yeah outside like, real world with PEOPLE in it

[nocturne flicker]

my skitarii will emit low quality billie jean

[visual vortex]

I go outside often and buy an apple

[obsidian wren]

Shitarii

[rain idol]

Not for me I won't be able to get MY FUCKING ADMECH BOX BECAUSE BY THE TIME THE GODDAMN APPOINTMENT'S DONE THE FUCKING HOBBY STORE WILL BE CLOSED

[surreal onyx]

Hold big boy.

[marsh iris]

cash me ousside howbowdah

[last scarab]

Mine would emit low quality never gonna give you up

[visual vortex]

Mine would emit even lower quality zombies on your lawn

[obsidian wren]

Emit high quality red sun

[last scarab]

Wait, I have an idea

[obsidian wren]

Red sun
Red sun over paradise
Red sun
Red sun over paradise

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine

Setting down, such a blood-red light
Now the animals slowly retreat
To the shadows – out of sight

Arid winds blow across the mountains
Giving flight to the birds of prey
In the distance machines come
To transform Eden – day by day

Only love is with us now
Something warm and pure
Find the peace within ourselves
No need for a cure

When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots

Oh how pretty
All the scenery

This is nature’s sacrifice

When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail rips from its back

When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise

Red sun

[visual vortex]

That's a lot of words

[marsh iris]

mine will emit 16bit farts with static pops

[visual vortex]

Im not reading any of that

[fiery wave]

There's no last resort buy online and have it delivered?

[south valve]

Long song

[last scarab]

What if they all emitted different toad parodies of popular songs

[surreal onyx]

Imagine being able to mentally airdrop a rickroll into someone’s head. Lol.

[obsidian wren]

Its lyrics u fatass

[visual vortex]

I cant read

[obsidian wren]

Unc

[rain idol]

NOPE only picked up locally haha i love my hobby i love it so much

[last scarab]

Ogryn brother?

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Bald doro is telling me to sleep

[surreal onyx]

[rain idol]

What's One more day? Just one more day yep keep wasting my time jsut one more day

[fiery wave]

Because they offer that here, even if massively overpriced and you add another $8 for sub 5kg delivery++ if larger.

[delicate vapor]

just a light nap

[rain idol]

Unfortunately no it's pickup and pickup only either I'm there or bad luck

[fiery wave]

Like, a single combat patrol is $288 with delivery.

[last scarab]

Man now I wanna get a bunch of mechanicus units for my knights that I’m in the process of building

[visual vortex]

Why would you ever pay for it online only with thar price

[fiery wave]

Because it's $280 offline.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

And a nice walk

[nocturne bloom]

I always want to say minis are overpriced but then I remember I have a table next to my PC with MTG cards that total hundreds

[south valve]

At a certain point, you could travel to a different country and back to buy stuff for cheaper

[fiery wave]

It also costs like $6 to travel to the shop.

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Bike

[nocturne bloom]

I dont even play mtg

I just buy cards with art i like

[marsh iris]

GIVE EM THE OLD KASRKIN DOUBLE NAP

[fiery wave]

A bike costs like the same price as a last gen flagship phone.

[marsh iris]

🛌

[visual vortex]

Yeah but it's a good investment

[obsidian wren]

Give em the old kasrkin root beer

Roo burr

[marsh iris]

rubber

[nocturne bloom]

Doesnt have to be bought new either

[visual vortex]

I do not like root beer

[south valve]

Darktime (because they turn the lights off)

[rough verge]

Biking in my country is asking to get shot by a grown man in a temper tantrum(I was in the bike lane)

[visual vortex]

If it works it works

[fiery wave]

Would say depends. But when a return trip via public transport is $6. It's really far to bike.

[obsidian wren]

You dont get access to the tall muscular aussie spider lady

[slim flicker]

nose itchy

[rough verge]

Root beer might be the best beverage ever created

[visual vortex]

Long for you short for me

[nocturne bloom]

Getting pissed off at people on bicycles on roads is a genetic trait

[obsidian wren]

Bitch is just the abbreviation for the phrase "balls itch"

[visual vortex]

That's fine

[delicate vapor]

[surreal onyx]

That’s Ork mentality for ya. 😂

[nocturne bloom]

Good for the health too tbf. I used to ride a bike miles to buy like 2 energy drinks at the gas station

Then I built my Yamaha

[slim flicker]

I remember being in the passenger seat when my friend said that he could easily just crush the bike people with a single turn with his hand and that they're still alive out of his kindness

[fiery wave]

IDK miles... But it's like a cross country bike.

[visual vortex]

I miss my bike but i like my walk

[fiery wave]

And that's assuming you take the risk and bike on highways.

[rough verge]

I usually just use the assault bike at the gym for cardio them use public transit

[visual vortex]

FUCKKKK YEAH HIGHWAYS

🗣️ 🔥

[nocturne bloom]

I live in the woods. Everything is miles away

[visual vortex]

🙌

[nocturne bloom]

It takes the cops a half an hour to get to my house

Dont ask how I know

[visual vortex]

Lamia had a home birth turned hospital visit

[rough verge]

I wish. City life aint for me

[obsidian wren]

You were there that night on august 1989, 8pm, werent you

[nocturne bloom]

You hear some eldritch shit out here though

[fiery wave]

ure, I live in a town that leads to the city... But it's all roads so more waits and if you want faster, you risk injury or death because highway.

[obtuse oak]

I would sleep so bad out in the sticks

[somber stream]

Is it legal to own a M2 Browning where you live

[fiery wave]

I already watched my brother in law end in a hospital from motorbike accident due to asshole car driver.

[south valve]

I could kill you in that time

[obtuse oak]

been a city boy my whole life. best I can do is suburban living. anything more remote than that and the silence gets oppressive

[rough verge]

Rather that then smell the pleasant aroma of rat shit, dead rats, garbage, rats in garbage, industrial fumes..

[nocturne bloom]

Thats what they said too

[obsidian wren]

Me talking to my friend after he says we should go bowling

[fiery wave]

A normal bike would be worse.

[delicate vapor]

silence becomes louder

[obtuse oak]

that's not what a modern city smells like anymore

[fiery wave]

Buy a fan.

[south valve]

Do you hate bowling?

[obsidian wren]

No i just needed to insert the me when

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

[fiery wave]

Always noisy. Always bad if autistic. But when it's 36deg cel in the middle of the night, you have no choice.

[nocturne bloom]

It isnt THAT bad. You learn to know whats a cat screaming and a person dying
Other than that its peaceful and usually quiet

[somber stream]

A house in a forest is a no-no but on the Alp? Yes please

[obsidian wren]

Ok i go night now

[rough verge]

Noise and light pollution are the worst

[marsh iris]

i never replied to an old friend because he wants to hang out 🥲

[rough verge]

Wish I could see the stars

[visual vortex]

I liked the quiet when i lived in the swamp

🤤

[south valve]

Shrek

[obtuse oak]

I've never even smelled a rat. they're skittish. they hide where you don't find them. plenty of spaces and nooks and crannies for them to do that out of the way of the rest of us. industrial fumes is obviously very dependent on which city and/or where in the city you live. industry parks are pretty separate from residential areas most of the time. etc.

[visual vortex]

I actually played a shrek 3ds game a bunch out there

[somber stream]

Why are you doing bro dirty like this

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Meanwhile a snake came out of the wall at work today:

[marsh iris]

i dread to go out

[somber stream]

Understandable

[nocturne bloom]

Was the boiler room too

[visual vortex]

What kind?

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing special, just a milk snake

[visual vortex]

Ah

[south valve]

Snake realised the police wouldn't show up fast enough if it bit you

[marsh iris]

it wasnt the first msg but damn some kind of emotional weight put on me

[nocturne bloom]

Snakes love me

[fiery wave]

You see them more than you smell them if the place isn't a mess. I see rats at night, mostly running from grass patch to grass patch.

[visual vortex]

We had a bunch of foxes in the swamp that ate all the rats and mice

[fiery wave]

THough I'm sure they aren't as aggressive as American rats.

[south valve]

Snakes love me, women fear me

[somber stream]

A lady i used to work with reached out to me yesterday and said she wanted to have a future with me, out of nowhere for some reason

[nocturne bloom]

Theres these weird 300-600 pound rats that keep eating my garbage at night...

[visual vortex]

You gotta stop chasing them at night with a blank expression

[twin flower]

He's jsut making sure they get home safe

[visual vortex]

Ah i see

[south valve]

They forgot their kitchen knife at home, I'm just bringing it to them

[twin flower]

And they say chivalry is ded smh

[visual vortex]

Yeah usually i crawl on all fours at them to make sure their shoes are tied

[nocturne bloom]

What if I become like Frankensteins creator and merge a snake with a woman...

[twin flower]

Frankensstein did that?

[visual vortex]

Frankenstein is the scientist

[south valve]

Oh, Lamia

[south valve]

took me a second 😭

[visual vortex]

The monster is just monster

[fiery wave]

If you are interested, why not? Otherwise, turn her down gently?

[marsh iris]

drunk text?

[jaunty path]

That reminds me of when I stayed with my aunt and uncle.

I slept in the basement and had a huge bed to myself. it felt weird sleeping in pitch black darkness and waking up to dark in the morning.

They lived in a retirement community where all the houses looked the same....it felt to artificial. It looked like an eco genocide.

[obtuse oak]

... you mean bears?

[visual vortex]

I had something happen like that happen to me in the middle of class once when i was younger

[somber stream]

I wrote a 2 papers worth of text explaining why it's a bad idea and how she should seek elsewhere

[jaunty path]

Lamia getting visited by Skaven

[obtuse oak]

yeah that stuff has something dystopian about it

[south valve]

Wdym you woke up to darktide? 😭 Did you have to fight hordes of cultists?

[jaunty path]

It looked pretty but..all the houses looked EXACTLY the same.

[nocturne bloom]

Yes. They don't actually come around anymore though. Ive made my property free of bears

[jaunty path]

fuck my life

[marsh iris]

2 papers worth of text explaining about tall tomboy

[visual vortex]

Because it's weird and uncalled for if someone suddenly says that to you without any buildup

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[obtuse oak]

damn. should've ignored and blocked.

[nocturne bloom]

When i was little I used to have dreams that I was in the gears of war universe

[visual vortex]

2 papers worth talking about the Aussie spider woman rango was on about

[fiery wave]

People are awkward nowadays.

[visual vortex]

Yeah?

Ask someone if they want to hang out or play games

If they say no then dont push

[obtuse oak]

responding to weird propositions like that is how you get stalkers

[somber stream]

Old Co-worker, lady helped me plenty so that's out of the question lol

[fiery wave]

Maybe they are interested to get to know you but are just... bad at stating it in a way that isn't overthinking.

[marsh iris]

old huh

[nocturne bloom]

Throw her to the wolves (me)

[visual vortex]

How old we speakin licht

We talkin spongebob choclate worm lady?

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

HAGSSSSS

[visual vortex]

Dbd hag fish skin

[somber stream]

No comment

[marsh iris]

okay okay

[obtuse oak]

unrelated: nvidia just published their financials again

81 million dollars of revenue

[little marten]

It’s the day

[fiery wave]

And people wonder why women have no interest in dating past a certain age.

[jaunty path]

Are they dying

[visual vortex]

Down by 59%

[obtuse oak]

wait no

[fiery wave]

Men just scream hags and want younger than them.

[obtuse oak]

81 BILLION dollars of QUARTERLY revenue

[obtuse oak]

of which 58 BILLION dollars was PURE PROFIT

[nocturne bloom]

Kari. I only date older women

[marsh iris]

[obtuse oak]

[oak stream]

skitarii today

[obtuse oak]

we are never getting affordable graphics cards ever again

[quick bloom]

What did I return to

[south valve]

@little marten btw

[obtuse oak]

it's so over

[little marten]

She will eat you but you might like that

[obtuse oak]

it has never been more over

[somber stream]

Yeah i was like wtf at 81 mil

That can't be right

[little marten]

I will be travelling home from work rip 🪦

[oak stream]

@obtuse oak I keep seeing you on reddit and not in the darktide sub

[visual vortex]

Nah i prefer older women and even then id rather be friends

[marsh iris]

lets create games that can be played on mobo graphics

[little marten]

I wanted to squeal with the boys in the watch party

[obtuse oak]

58 BILLION dollars of PROFIT in ONE QUARTER

[obtuse oak]

i'm everywhere