general-chat

[earnest veldt]

If I like it, it's canon. If I don't, it's not canon. I am an objective arbiter of truth

[hazy valley]

I want to believe

[mystic shoal]

It's cause Greyfax is obsessed with proving that Celestine is a genuine Chaos daemon to the point that it can sometimes come off as, "I know there's something wrong with her! She's a daemon! I just need to prove it... by myself... in a locked room... with her..."

[astral basin]

Female ogryns were not invited to the strike team
Not only bc the models were lost to archives, it’s speculated they wouldve won too many fights off and on the Mourningstar

[earnest veldt]

I'm in a doomed yaoi relationship with sleep rn because insomnia is cucking me

[astral basin]

Thats toxic yoai

[earnest veldt]

Mehehehehehe

[elder oasis]

Off topic but saint celestine has a personal heaven emps has made for her that has a portion of her soul as a child that is without turmoil or pain. Her final test for each revive is seeing it and having to make the conscious decision to go out and live once more knowing she has the option to be at peace

[earnest veldt]

Mememememe

[elder oasis]

Celestine is not the hero we deserve

[earnest veldt]

I love how all my long chargers break so I'm stuck with the tiny little five inch ones

[hazy valley]

that's adorable

[elder oasis]

And her novel saddens and gives me hope all at once

[hazy valley]

she seems really cool

[earnest veldt]

Omnissiah PLEASE bless the machine spirit of the USB type C

[marsh iris]

i remember reading about some alpha legionnaires escaping from khorne forces and saint celestine "helped" them

[earnest veldt]

Pomnissiah

[somber stream]

So there'll be twitch drop

[earnest veldt]

I gotta write that down

[somber stream]

By watching skull

[marsh iris]

twitch skin

[somber stream]

I wonder what manner of monstrosity will they include in the reward

[earnest veldt]

Wasn't the last twitch skin just shirtless Ogryn?

[mystic shoal]

Celestine is great. The Sisters have gotten some huge lore changes that have made them less bullied too, as far as I can tell.

[marsh iris]

bright purple with fornite camo pattern

[elder oasis]

Shes freaking AWESOME. She also gets a test from each chaos god before she revives. Her novel is awesome and i reccomend it

[mystic shoal]

The Grey Knight thing never happened.

A psyop, that one.

[earnest veldt]

I hate when twitch drops are just obnoxiously purple

[astral basin]

Tzeentch pajamas

[graceful hamlet]

Good ole Matt Ward

[somber stream]

Purple Arbites

[earnest veldt]

"I saved tertium and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"

[mystic shoal]

Grimstupid

[marsh iris]

with twitch logo on it

[elder oasis]

Remember when fighting the blood gods daemons killing your own allies and covering yourself in their guts is definitely not heretical or empowering to him

[astral basin]

PURPLE ARBITES LETS GOOOOO

[earnest veldt]

The Arbites behind the slaughter...

[somber stream]

Sometime i wish Darktide has Warframe's level of customization

[mystic shoal]

Especially if you're a specially made superhuman that's completely immune to the corruptions of all Chaos Gods and can walk through the warp without getting ripped apart immediately.

[somber stream]

But then you'll see pink Ogryns everywhere

[elder oasis]

And the dog is the bite of 87

[marsh iris]

i want body sliders

[earnest veldt]

I know what kind of man you are.

[hazy valley]

What's the novel called? I think that'd be a fun first read for my first ever book in 40k

[somber stream]

Top to max, if you know what i mean

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[elder oasis]

Technically if you believe the silver knight is a grey knight they arent immune COMPLETELY but yeah effectively immune for most purposes

[earnest veldt]

There should be a slider that lets me adjust the jigglyness of my ogryn

[marsh iris]

baymaxxed

[elder oasis]

I think its legit called Celestine

[mystic shoal]

Give me muscle sliders at least

[earnest veldt]

Ogryn outfit which is just a cardboard space marine suit

[marsh iris]

barber BBL package

[hazy valley]

I will try to find this book

Also I'd like sliders too but Darktide armour has clipping as is

If we had sliders with this game you'd clip your ass through your pants

[earnest veldt]

Even better

[hazy valley]

[mystic shoal]

A man can dream...

[earnest veldt]

Slider for ogryn ass hair volume

[mystic shoal]

One day I can make my Arbitrator a brick shithouse.

Wait I'm learning how to draw-

[marsh iris]

the skins should scale to the body, so ez

[hazy valley]

tbh a muscle slider would be nice

[earnest veldt]

[hazy valley]

to make the characters a bit more toned or skinny

[earnest veldt]

I'll be watching your career with great interest

[marsh iris]

real, finally catachan

[hazy valley]

get those ABS

[delicate vapor]

[elder oasis]

Celestine the living saint by Andy Clark

[hazy valley]

[mystic shoal]

I can't draw people yet but one day I will grace this planet with my Arbitrator in a tank top

[hazy valley]

THANK YOU

I will have to get this one

[elder oasis]

It takes place after abbadon did his lil oopsie to cadia

[earnest veldt]

I wish I had darktide on PC so I could mod all the models to be umamusame characters or something

[hazy valley]

...do mods like that even exist

LMFAO

[earnest veldt]

If there isn't I will MAKE them

[elder oasis]

Thats the spirit!

[earnest veldt]

Never get between an autistic man and his animal girls

[marsh iris]

if you are a modder, please

[earnest veldt]

Be they cat, horse, or otherwise

[marsh iris]

black desert online body sliders

[hazy valley]

ohmygosh

[elder oasis]

Anime cat girls are babies first furry

[marsh iris]

[earnest veldt]

I made one mod for kingdom come deliverance which just bass boosts whenever Henry says I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY

I'm one of the greatest coders of all time

Yandere dev tier I'd say

[mystic shoal]

That toothbrush has six million polygons

[astral basin]

[elder oasis]

The cat realized maybe going full carnivore was a mistake cuz this fruity sugar popsicle got him rethinking his evolutionary choices

[earnest veldt]

Skitarii should have an ability which just bricks your console/PC

[marsh iris]

#📌communities message

LOCK IN

[elder oasis]

Fruit is divine

[astral basin]

[earnest veldt]

Why have the modders been excommunicated to another server

Could they not just have a couple of channels

[marsh iris]

fatshark hate people who fix their game

[hazy valley]

[earnest veldt]

Wdym the game is already perfect

[marsh iris]

"fix"

[astral basin]

[elder oasis]

Skitarri should have an ability to replace operatives i dont like with servitors

[mystic shoal]

I used to not run any mods on DT until I downloaded the HP bar mod.

I think I have 12 QoL mods now.

[hazy valley]

YOU HATE ME RIGHT? YOU SHOULD HATE ME AND DO THAT RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY

[earnest veldt]

||fatshark is listening, if we criticize the game they'll scrap skitarii||

[candid drift]

why are you no longer a clown :0

[elder oasis]

No ;-;

[earnest veldt]

Man I love expeditions! What a fun rewarding gamemode

[hazy valley]

aw dangit I thought I could be sneaky again

[earnest veldt]

I love playing expeditions and mortis trials!!!

[hazy valley]

but you said you wanted to!!

[marsh iris]

[elder oasis]

I dont dislike you clown

[hazy valley]

I'll fix this

[mystic shoal]

Mortis Trials are almost there, I think. Add some unique cosmetics and more maps and it could be way more fun.

But like, 3-4 more maps tbh.

[hazy valley]

anyway like I watched Gameoverse and now I'm Kit

[marsh iris]

please just add mortis trial talents to expeditions buyable with scrap

[hazy valley]

I return to cat

[earnest veldt]

You mean it's already perfect right?

[elder oasis]

13 hours friends

[mystic shoal]

No, I think it's a good idea that needs more juice and then it'll be something people might regularly play.

[elder oasis]

Skitarri today in my time zone

[mystic shoal]

3 maps is really low.

[delicate vapor]

[earnest veldt]

Personally I think expeditions should go on forever. Just more and more zones with higher and higher risk and reward

It's a giant fuck off desert wdym there's only 3 zones in it

[hazy valley]

I think it'd be fun to make a version of Expeditions that can just keep going and gets progressively harder roguelike style

And just make it so you get anti-rad meds

ignore the extraction shooter that genre is cooked

go into roguelikes

that genre is king

[elder oasis]

I like the idea of expeditions, i dislike the increase of reliance on team mates lol

[mystic shoal]

Honestly, no timer, but just infinite levels with the option to extract in each one if the party wants to.

[mystic fossil]

grendyl watching me board the morning star after i traversed to the hive city on the other side on the world and killing millions of cultists and undiscvered enemies

[mystic shoal]

Also spend Tech Remnants to get party-wide buffs as a stand-in for the Mortis Trial-type buffs.

Scrap for the consumables.

[hazy valley]

Hadron watching you walk onto the ship with enough tech remnants to build an Imperial Knight right then and there

[earnest veldt]

You know there'd been a zealot who keeps trying to go into the next zone but also constantly gets downed to a bunch of poxwalkers 💔

[mystic fossil]

ehhhhh, i would say everyone gets an option, but everyone getting the same thing would not be good

[mystic fossil]

lmao, true

[astral basin]

[mystic shoal]

Do it similar to Chaos Wastes, where everyone has their own inventory of Remnants (Coins), and all shop locations have personal and group-wide buffs.

[earnest veldt]

What does hadron do with the tech remnant? Snort it?

[mystic shoal]

Basically just turn it into Chaos Wastes at this point.

[hazy valley]

don't worry that's just the Loner Shroudfield Zealot after Loner was removed still trying to live like they're in the prime of their life
they will get netted 2 minutes into the game halfway across the map, spam ping the trapper, then disconnect right as you get close enough to free them

they're an endangered species

but they also will keep rejoining

[mystic shoal]

Then add a few more Mortis Trials maps and have MT be the "turbo" mode.

[quick bloom]

She piles it all in a giant vault and then she jumps off a diving board into it

[earnest veldt]

I had this one veteran on malice who watched as me and a teammate were both being eaten by poz hounds

He just watched

[twin flower]

Pretty much forgot about Mortis too with how underrated it is

Which is unfortunate

[earnest veldt]

🤤

[jaunty path]

Midis trials

[mystic fossil]

i have a feeling that with admech coming in the in lore reason is gonna be like they give tech rems for back up and more upgrades to gear

[hazy valley]

Scrooge McDuck style

[mystic shoal]

I played it a ton when it came out but once the novelty wore off it got hard to stick with.

[earnest veldt]

Only good thing about mortis is guaranteed getting all the plasteel and diamantine

And it's not hiding in the corner

[mystic shoal]

Infinite box ogryn was fun while it lasted, though.

[quick bloom]

sounds like he was on malice alright

[hazy valley]

unironically I hope we unlock the secret next tier of weapon upgrades when AdMech arrives and it lets us go from orange to red tier weapons with either an extra blessing, an extra perk, final stat to 80% for 80's across the board or 1 stat to 100%

[earnest veldt]

Giant box of skitarii found deep in the wastes

[hazy valley]

I have no idea how red tier weapons worked in Vermintide

I am just vaguely aware that's a thing there

but not here

yet

[earnest veldt]

At what point is the imperium just gonna send in space Marines 💔

[mystic shoal]

Same amount of Blessings and Perks but the Perks are guaranteed to be at their highest.

[astral basin]

[hazy valley]

ok so they have to do something more interesting here

[mystic shoal]

VT2 perks are random values like 5-10%.

[astral basin]

I have no more twerk emotes

[mystic shoal]

Red weapons will always have that 10%.

[quick bloom]

Grendel refused to order skitarii so someone accidentally let it slip that there's tech remnants to the mechanicus cult

[earnest veldt]

The thing from the polish game

[marsh iris]

100% weapon stats tomorrow

[twin flower]

Prolly Hadron

[earnest veldt]

4am no sleep

[delicate vapor]

100% eaten

[earnest veldt]

The skitarii madness is real

[quick bloom]

That was the implication yes

[hazy valley]

this is what I've got

I hope these are all fine

LOL

[mystic shoal]

I keep getting distracted cause I'm doing writing but also I like talking about Darktide so

[twin flower]

Butt

[earnest veldt]

Hadron fully oiled up

[mystic shoal]

Skitarii tomorrow

[earnest veldt]

Skitarii NOW

[marsh iris]

[earnest veldt]

Skitarii was just here you missed it

[astral basin]

garut

[mystic shoal]

Skitarii missed the bus they'll be here on the next one

[earnest veldt]

It ran by really quickly

[slender aurora]

Skibidi Skitarii

[twin flower]

I'd send some too, but I aint got no Nitro

[astral basin]

scandalous

[marsh iris]

[hazy valley]

I have a lot more twerk emotes but none of them would be ok to post here

[earnest veldt]

Skitarii needs your credit card number to reach the morningstar!

[hazy valley]

these are only the safest ones I have LOL

[delicate vapor]

12 more hours till new class

[astral basin]

You don’t say

[earnest veldt]

Dare to live live to dare

Hadron twerking gif

[earnest veldt]

Trapper twerking gif

[hazy valley]

I don't have any good twerk stickers LOL

[hazy valley]

I will get banned LOL

[mystic shoal]

Give us a Dreg Trapper

She nets us in a web of mucus

[earnest veldt]

🤤

[mystic fossil]

skiitari ain't even that great

[earnest veldt]

GET OUT

[mystic fossil]

also ???

[earnest veldt]

Inquisition, turn this man into vending machine

[mystic shoal]

I mean I'm only half joking

[modest flume]

Ok I am not doing more

[mystic shoal]

Most enemies have Scab and Dreg variants but the Trapper is Scab

[hazy valley]

I want a Dreg Trapper that catches us in a net, reels us in, then throws us over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and tries to run off with us while giggling like an idiot

[twin flower]

Kinky

[mystic shoal]

Ngl?

[earnest veldt]

You want me to throw my controller at the TV is what you're saying

[twin flower]

Where are you taking me Dreg Trapper oh no

[mystic shoal]

That sounds cool actually. DT is missing a kidnapper archetype.

[twin flower]

I say with a smile on my face

[hazy valley]

Yes LMFAO

[hazy valley]

[mystic shoal]

Make it so the player gets freed just by the trapper getting staggered/killed.

[earnest veldt]

A trapper with a jetpack that lifts you in the air

[twin dirge]

Step trapper I'm stuck in your net

[earnest veldt]

So you're dangling like a pinata

[twin flower]

Oh no, dont take me around that corner and do something heinous

[hazy valley]

I think it'd be fine if the trapper just drops the player in a corner and makes a little dance or emote to mock them before running off

like they carry you a short distance

[mystic shoal]

If they do, make it another she, but make her sound like a fucking forest hag here to lure children into her cauldron with candy

[hazy valley]

but not too far

[mystic shoal]

MAKE HER RHYME

[mystic fossil]

we def need more boss variety, like lieutenants and captains with new weapons

[earnest veldt]

The two trappers should have a unique animation where they kiss

[twin flower]

We never even see the new Hounde Master outside of Deadside

[twin flower]

which is unfortunate

[earnest veldt]

Even then, I hardly see them

[mystic shoal]

"Papa Nurgle wants you, new loyalist for a stew! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE-"

[modest flume]

So.. the normal Trapper but they will just grab us instead of leaving us to be curbstomped

[hazy valley]

make the trapper hide in crates and if you open a fake crate they shoot you with a net

[twin flower]

Show up almost half the time when I did it in Aurics

[twin flower]

Mimic ahh enemy in Darktide

[hazy valley]

is it so wrong to want to be bridal carried thrown over the shoulder sack of potatoes style for the funny?

[twin flower]

Why are they in crates tho

[mystic shoal]

Warp

[modest flume]

Not at all

[hazy valley]

[mystic fossil]

wait i just fucking realized, it's lowk impressive that admonition and the traitors have the logistics in the sector to feed their guys

[mystic shoal]

That'd be so fucking funny though

An enemy that traps crates and then ambushes the person who opened them

[twin flower]

dont they got backing with some of the nobles in Tertium

[hazy valley]

make it so that they can trap ANY crate

[mystic fossil]

that would be so rage inducing

[hazy valley]

make it play an obvious sound queue when they trap a crate

[earnest veldt]

I just get weird luck with enemy spawns

[twin flower]

What about a trapper.. that actually lays down traps

[hazy valley]

add something to a crate that makes it look trapped if you look hard enough

[mystic fossil]

really? so the arbites have genuinely been jacking off? how the fuck they let this happen?

[twin flower]

Sabotages your ammo crates or some shit

[earnest veldt]

2 weeks not daemon host. The second I mentioned it in discord, daemon hosts galore

[twin flower]

drop corrupted sstimms

[mystic fossil]

fuck this

[hazy valley]

ok wait hold on you're cooking

[mystic fossil]

corrupted stims would be interesting

[mystic shoal]

Nah, the pickup boxes, not ammo crates

But yeah, corrupted stims would ebe cool

[earnest veldt]

I would scream so loud if a mutant pushed me into a trapper trap

[hazy valley]

little traps on the floor that hit you bear trap style and require an ally to help you get free would be neat

[mystic shoal]

If you investigate the item, you can see little Nurgle germs floating around. Once you reveal that, your character gets the option to discard it.

[mystic fossil]

they should have an enemy that grabs me with their tentacles...

[hazy valley]

I love the thought of the trapper hiding around the corner waiting for someone to touch the crate and if you open it they run around and start beating you to death with a lead pipe

[mystic fossil]

i mean uhhhh that uses it's appendages wisely

[delicate vapor]

schizophrenic mod for darktide

[twin flower]

Imagine a nade rigged doorway you need to open lmao

be funny

[mystic shoal]

Boutta give all the Payday 2 vets PTSD

[twin dirge]

Jokes on you, I play payday 3

[mystic shoal]

Also if we wanna make an enemy to scare people shitless

[hazy valley]

a trapper that lays actual traps would be so funny no matter what way the devs take it

[mystic shoal]

Giant Nurgle spiders

Drop from the ceiling

[mystic fossil]

eww

[modest flume]

FLY ME TO THE MOOON

[hazy valley]

does Nurgle have actual spiders?

[mystic fossil]

i don't think nurgle does spiders

[modest flume]

LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS

[mystic fossil]

not slimy enough

[mystic shoal]

Might not, but something like a cockroach could work too

Mutant roaches from the hive depths that the Dregs have managed to "tame"

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

He has like maggots and flies, wouldn't be entirely out of the realm of possibility

[delicate vapor]

stinky spiders

[twin flower]

People mentioned flying enemies before too right lmao

Worrying having to look up too sounds horrid

[mystic shoal]

Or even the Scabs having some beastmasters that have tamed giant hive spiders

perfect beasts to have in cramped hive corridors

Though I'd honestly be more scared of the roaches because I have a crippling fear of roaches IRL.

Make it fly at the player and I might have a micro heartattack

Wonderful improvement to Lights Out, methinks

[mystic fossil]

it also would be super fucked with some weapons, like how the fuck am i supposed to use bolter ammo efficiently or even look up and use my gun if poxwalkers start penetrating me

[twin flower]

Lmao, like running out in complete darkness wasnt bad enough

[mystic fossil]

an improvement would be removing it

[mystic shoal]

"Dreg Shotgunn-"

BRZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

[hazy valley]

I looked up spiders in 40k and found something called Megarachnids that were a species of giant spider. They were sentient and although they lacked interstellar travel they had tech to control the weather and disrupt communications. They existed in 31k and this was the era of better equipped Space Marines with Volkite weapons and the like. The Megarachnids STILL killed lots and lots of Space Marines. The wiki mentions several companies were lost. And it's not even clear if the Imperium finished the spiders off

[hazy kestrel]

I AM SO READY

FOR SKITARII

[hazy valley]

The spiders may have survived

[twin flower]

Oh yeah this story.

[delicate vapor]

weapons up KILL THEMMM - random mauler

[twin flower]

A blood angel Company found them and they were stuck there dealing with them

[hazy valley]

Call back the Space Marines. Send Catachan in. They'll have it done in a week

[warm gyro]

I am from the future. Sorry to disappoint you but it's an Eldar Ranger

[modest flume]

Oh yeah forgot about those

[mystic shoal]

Make sure the marines aren't wearing helmets and have backstories

Done in a day

[hazy kestrel]

I have a new update on my Starbucks quest.

[mystic fossil]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[twin flower]

I think the interesting bit is that a more advanced human civilization found them and put them there. The disupring the weather part, wasnt made by the megarachnids, it was there to stop people from enterring the planet from what I recall.

[modest flume]

WE GOT COMPANY

[hazy valley]

Oh that's really cool

[mystic shoal]

The hell were they up to back in the Dark Age of Technology

[twin flower]

Interex would have been such a goated alliance with the Imperium , I'd like a what if story about things that could have been

[hazy kestrel]

I got my doggo a pup cup, and he had a fun time.

[mystic fossil]

they would grape the setting

[hazy kestrel]

That’s it

[delicate vapor]

LOYALIST IDENTIFIED - rock to the face from ogryn 🪨

[hazy valley]

hey so Interex should have exterminated these spiders because the wiki also states that they could grow wings, spit CEMENT, spin silk, and GROW TO THE SIZE OF TITANS

[mystic fossil]

how the fuck would you enter an impenetrable shield energy wall

[twin flower]

The Interex? Nah, they were advanced sure, but they still lost to Horus, and the Luna Wolves.

[mystic shoal]

Made it really hard for them to get that victory, if I recall.

[mystic fossil]

yeah but tech was slowly progressing

[mystic shoal]

Like, several space marine chapters and a primarch struggled to make it happen.

[mystic fossil]

if the interex joined and the emporer was still innovating they would be dominating in 40k

[twin flower]

Ironic isnt it, but it had something to do with their culture and beliefs, they said genocide shouldn't be something to be taken lightly, no matter how dangerous a species is.

They even had Xeno allies, and foot soldiers alongside them when they got found.

[hazy valley]

Oh that's really cool

[warm gyro]

rock

[twin flower]

So, imagine the disgust of the other Space Marines when they realized other humans were working together with aliens.

[quaint moss]

words

[hazy valley]

Sorta like a human version of Tau?

Hm

[mystic shoal]

They salvaged some of that juicy Dark Age tech.

The tech that made the Orks sign a non-aggression pact with humans during that time period.

The Orks

[modest flume]

INTRUDER!

[delicate vapor]

woof

[modest flume]

I personally want more Ghoul Stars fluff

[delicate vapor]

ghouling

[modest flume]

Shit is genuinely fucked over there

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, sort of like that. They were more aware of the presence of Chaos as well, so imagine how that would have ended up if both sides shared what they knew.

[delicate vapor]

12 chapters sent and 1 came back alive

[modest flume]

When she ghoul on my star until my rangdan xenocides

[mystic shoal]

Interex Space Marines would probably be Custodes level.

Interex Custodes would be something else.

[hazy valley]

If only the Empire wasn't so hellbent on conquering and subjugating anything and everything around, and destroying anything they couldn't subjugate

[delicate vapor]

I am now just realising I'm playing as a mom

[twin flower]

Their warriors alone were goated

They didnt have guns they used Bows

And it was described in the book that when it flies pass you it sounded like bullets passing by

[modest flume]

It's like that scene from Rick and Morty where Rick is like "Hey Morty one small adventure!" And they were gone for weeks and they come back and just start yelling in pain and frustration

No glory to be had

[twin flower]

The even sadder part? Horus, the Warmaster was in the middle of their Negotiations with them, and it would have worked it not for a certain character

[delicate vapor]

pretty much that

[modest flume]

Also that splinter fleet that passed through and got roughed up so bad they started going crazy

[mystic shoal]

Does his name start with E and in S?

[modest flume]

That is fucked up

[twin flower]

Right on

[hazy valley]

but who

the Emperor??

or

[mystic shoal]

Fuck... Erebus...

Oh my god I get it now.

[twin flower]

EREBUS, you basteerrdddd

[hazy valley]

I should ask my friend about this name

[delicate vapor]

shit dropped my water bottle mustve been erebus

[mystic shoal]

FUCK EREBUS

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Id imagine your friend would flip out

Unless he's chaos aligned

then ehh

[mystic shoal]

Emperor cult aside, bro literally denied the Imperium a hugely important ally that probably would've made everything happen completely differently.

[hazy valley]

he immediately said "Fuck Erebus"

LMFAO

[twin flower]

Called it lmaooo

[mystic shoal]

We need to go back in time and kill Erebus

(And maybe convince Emps to give the primarchs moms too)

[twin flower]

Reminds me of Malcador suggesting that some of them be made female just so they get along better

[hazy valley]

he said "He's a good character but FUCK HIM"

[mystic fossil]

perty had a mom

[modest flume]

"Hey guys we should pool our resources together to combat this existential thre-"

MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD, MY FURY IS MY SWORD. DEATH TO THE ENEMY!

[mystic shoal]

So did Gorillaman. Granted, they ended very differently, but Grillsmith had a good outcome.

[hazy valley]

and then he told me Erebus caused the Horus Heresy??

[twin flower]

Ye, he I guess its one of those villains that's just well written i suppose

[mystic shoal]

Yeah Erebus is basically the entire reason why the Imperium is a bigger shithole right now.

[mystic fossil]

i think the khan also had a mom

and vulkan

[hazy valley]

he's going off in my DMs now that Erebus is an amazing villain yeah

[modest flume]

He gave Horus a bad dream and Horus was so scared he never slept, so yes

[mystic fossil]

alpharius was around erda and he turned out a massive dick

[mystic shoal]

Maybe the Primarchs did need some sisters to balance things out.

Guilliman got lucky cause Ultramar is kind of okay even in M41.

[mystic fossil]

malcador or someone said they would have been alot better if they were sisters lmao

[twin flower]

Its just one of those chars that you would love to hate honestly, like uhh, that smug lil shit Joffrey from Game of Thrones

[hazy valley]

ah ok I get the vibe now

[twin flower]

But Erebus was more calculating

[hazy valley]

my friend is also a FFXIV fan so he compared Erebus to Emet Selch or Elidibus

[acoustic pebble]

I am back

[twin flower]

Le shork

[acoustic pebble]

Herr Helmut

[hazy valley]

welcome back Jakka!

[acoustic pebble]

Thank you!

[twin flower]

Like the game? I keep seeing it be mentioned a lot recently

Has it aged well

[hazy valley]

Yeah I'd say the highlights of the game are for sure Shadowbringers and Endwalker but Heavensward was also AMAZING

Stormblood had highs and lows but was overall good imo with a very strong villain and ending

Just a very slow start for Stormblood

Dawntrail is the newest xpac and is a lot like Stormblood with the slow start

but a very good ending

also good raids and music

also to explain if it aged well

[twin flower]

, I'd like to try getting into MMO's again but just the time it takes out of me can be horrendous

[hazy valley]

I left WoW during Shadowlands and started during late Shadowbringers

[twin flower]

I get addicted easy

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

I will warn I spent 2 years going through all the xpacs but that's because I'm insane and had to do LITERALLY EVERY QUEST, EVERY DUNGEON, EVERY TRIAL, EVERY RAID and every bit of extra content

I took it at my own pace

and did EVERYTHING

I've maxed all classes

I'm chilling right now

[mystic shoal]

All the MMOs have been easing up on the grinds lately, too.

[hazy valley]

Yeah I've heard WoW recently eased up on their grind a bit too

[twin flower]

I honestly do the same lmao, I don't wanna mention how long I spent in my last MMO cuz dear lawd, it has not aged well

[mystic shoal]

WoW's made leveling to max super easy and gearing is becoming more fluid and fast.

[hazy valley]

but idk the specifics

I just hear it vaguely from friends who still play WoW

[hazy valley]

I have 6360 hours in FFXIV according to steam

I started in Shadowbringers

5.3

[mystic shoal]

tl:dr, All gear has currency upgrades, a weekly reward vault that gives you multiple reward options for better chances at your best-in-slot, and they've also finally put the axe down on combat addons so the content right now has become way easier for more people.

[hazy valley]

it would probably be double that if I'd started in ARR

LOL

[twin flower]

It be like that specially when youre having fun

[hazy valley]

yeah I'm scared of what my playtime is for WoW

[hazy valley]

I heard something about a crest? idk

[mystic shoal]

Yep, the Crest system.

There's also "tiers" of gear now, and each crest represents each tier. Explaining it will probably make it sound way more complicated than it really is, but it's been a really nice overhaul to gearing.

[hazy valley]

I played WoW since late Vanilla through BC, Wrath, Cata, etc. all the way through every single xpac all the way to Shadowlands with a constant sub logging on pretty much every single day through middle school, high school, college and into adult working life

the amount of hours I probably have in WoW even after quitting are

not a number I like to think about

[mystic shoal]

Someone made an addon that lets you check that LMAO

[timber elk]

Hear me. Mods of darktide.

[mystic shoal]

I'm at 7k hours.

[timber elk]

I am. A MASSIVE SLUT FOR JELLY BEANS🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️

[hazy valley]

nah it's ok I gave my Blizzard account to my little brother because I had YEARS of things on not just WoW, but also Starcraft, Diablo, Heroes of the Storm, etc.

[twin flower]

The audacity~

[hazy valley]

and special Blizzcon treats and goodies that were exclusive

I didn't want the account to go to waste

[mystic shoal]

ACK Heroes of the Storm...

[hazy valley]

so now he uses it to play mostly Overwatch

[mystic shoal]

Why did you have to go...

[timber elk]

May it serve him well for years to come

Also

[hazy valley]

I hope so

He plays WoW too

[timber elk]

Oh your brother is fucked than

Nothing we can do for him.

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

I handed him a meth addiction

rest in pieces

[timber elk]

Worst than meth and fent

[modest flume]

*Heroes of the Storm...

Into this house we're born...

Into this world we're thrown...*

[mystic shoal]

But yeah WoW is genuinely an MMO I'd recommend as a starter now. Legion thru Shadowlands? Not so much. Midnight's started a new era of the game, pretty much.

Easier gearing, even easier rotations on the classes.

[timber elk]

Well WoW is a true MMO compared to most games we get now.

[hazy valley]

My friends keep trying to convince me to give WoW a second chance

But I'd genuinely make a new account if I did

[timber elk]

I mean look at how destiny tried to be a “MMO”

[hazy valley]

and idk if I want to go through all that again

LOL

[timber elk]

Even tho it was a looter shooter

[marsh iris]

crickets are loud today, they are trying to compete with my tinnitus

[mystic shoal]

Frankly if you played as long as you did, I wouldn't blame you for giving it a rest.

I've been playing since Cataclysm.

[timber elk]

I tried getting into it

[modest flume]

I hate that

Crickets I mean, tinnitus is good

[timber elk]

It’s….rather overwhelming

[twin flower]

if 40k mmo would be a thing, that would be my life

[mystic shoal]

Yah. All MMOs are. My brain is attuned to devouring massive amounts of gameplay information so I can usually pick up on things with new ones.

[hazy valley]

I was a very hardcore fan. I was super into the story. Shadowlands broke my heart and I walked away. I wasn't the only one. All of my friends quit too. We jumped around between MMOs until we found FFXIV. And now we all play FFXIV, but some of them went back and double dip FFXIV and WoW now

[marsh iris]

kreeeeeeee kreekree

[timber elk]

I mean….it almost was at one point with eternal crusade.

[delicate vapor]

[mystic shoal]

I dip between WoW and Guild Wars 2.

[timber elk]

Thaaaaan it flopped harder than your fat mom at a swimming pool

[delicate vapor]

[mystic shoal]

GW2 for the combat and frankly, the open world it has blows the DOORS off of WoW's.

[hazy valley]

I would definitely be interested in a 40k MMO but the only Warhammer MMO I've ever played was Age of Reckoning and that STILL TO THIS DAY had the best MMO PvP of any MMORPG I've ever played

[mystic shoal]

But WoW has better instanced content imo.

[timber elk]

I’m in a vile mood please let me have this

[hazy valley]

the big sieges still give me goosebumps

[timber elk]

Best MMO I truly haven’t had yet

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, I've seen this floating around too like couple weeks back

Hope they make a 40k version 🙏

[timber elk]

I think they need to do what foxhole does and give us a warhammer game like that

[mystic shoal]

There was an AoS MMO in development that got canned.

[marsh iris]

lvl 1 trench baby vs lvl 1000 warmaster

[twin flower]

Real

[timber elk]

You have the frontlines, than the people who make the tanks, jeeps, rifles and bullets. The people who produces the war ships and bombers

[twin flower]

I did hear the game was harder to get a hold on? Tho not sure how true that is tho

[hazy valley]

I remember playing a High Elf Archmage desperately trying to heal everyone while Bright Wizards, Shadow Warriors and Dwarven Engineers sat on the rampants raining fire, arrow and bullet into the Chaos Warbands below. We poured boiling oil, we fired ballistae. The tides of Orks, Chaos and Dark Elves kept coming until the gates were breached and it was a bloodbath. And it was SO SO FUN

The huge castles/forts were so crazy

everyone in melee was just WAITING for the gate to fall

and then it just became a moshpit of death

even funnier sometimes because the attackers didn't always have the numbers or power advantage

so they break the gate down and let hell loose

[timber elk]

I think I’m turning into a armored core/gundam/mech slut

I wanna buy gundamn figures now

[mystic shoal]

If you ever get the itch for it then Return of Reckoning might be something you can check out if you haven't already.

[twin flower]

Armored Core is prolyl what got me into mechas ngl lmao

[timber elk]

Don’t know anything about the lore. But goddamn by my right I want those figures

[twin flower]

Right?

[hazy valley]

I have yeah. I played it a bit. And the community there is nice. But it's a shadow of what it once was even with the people behind the game trying to give it updates for a new coat of paint and a new life

It's still amazing

But I don't get that same feeling as I did back then

[timber elk]

I insist- no I DEMAND IT. slams fist into the poker table it’s my goddamn birth right to have one

[hazy valley]

The battles were so much bigger

grander

[mystic shoal]

Game probably would've lasted if it didn't try to throw down the gauntlet with WoW at the time.

2008 release. Basically a death sentence for any MMO at that time.

[timber elk]

The only one to survive said death sentence was rune scape

[mystic shoal]

Also apparently it released with a lot of bugs and slow balance changes

[hazy valley]

I don't even remember why it died. But WoW being the thing that killed it makes sense. I stopped playing Age of Reckoning when my friends got into WoW and dragged me over too

[mystic shoal]

RS came out before WoW, I'm pretty sure.

[twin flower]

I was hoping we get to have parts for the Ekdromoi, that one 2v1 boss fight we get with the PCA Special Forces

They looked really cool

[mystic shoal]

WoW's just the kid who said the joke louder and modernized MMOs.

[timber elk]

It was but hot damn did WoW kill off any MMOs other than rune scape at the time

[hazy valley]

WoW really did take the MMO scene by storm and swallow up entire gaming populations

[mystic shoal]

Was basically like the Moba bloodbath of I think 2013-2016.

Dota 2 and League of Legends were the dual-apexes of that market. HoTS only survived cause it had the Blizzard name behind it and actually tried doing new things.

[twin flower]

Ohh lawd, mobas

[mystic shoal]

And Smite came out in 2011.

[woven seal]

SKITARII TODAY RAHHHH

[marsh iris]

im leaning towards front mission style mechs

[hazy valley]

SKITARII TODAY

also yeah the MOBA stuff was wild

[marsh iris]

so coo

[hazy valley]

so many trying and failing to ride a trend not realising the biggest pieces of the pie already belonged to the king

[timber elk]

WELLL. DONT I HAVE THE GAME FRANCHISE FOR YOU

[mystic shoal]

HoTS could've made its mark but they forced it too hard.

[timber elk]

slaps the entire armored core franchise in front of him

[hazy valley]

it was a cool idea but Blizzard shot themselves in the foot after the failed legal battle with DOTA LMFAO

we watched them lose in court

[marsh iris]

also, joytoy dark source series mechs are so freaking cool

[hazy valley]

there was no way they were walking off that shame

[mystic shoal]

It also failed caused they were forcing the esports to take off.

Apparently they also treated it as the unwanted stepchild behind the scenes.

[hazy valley]

that shame weighed on them so hard they neutered Warcraft Reforged and killed their RTS

[cosmic burrow]

Talking about mobas

Deadlock

[mystic shoal]

Supposedly, the revolving door on the HoTS team was constantly spinning.

[hazy valley]

because it was the unwanted stepchild
they actually wanted DOTA but couldn't legally steal it

[mystic shoal]

New devs would come in, show promise, then get taken off and sent to another team.

[hazy valley]

HotS was only what they had to make when they failed

and that burning shame haunted them

[twin flower]

Ooh

[quick ingot]

They didnt want DOTA

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Is this from a game

[hazy valley]

if they'd won in court they would've had DOTA be the flag carrier

[jaunty path]

Dicklock

[quick ingot]

until they realised they do

which is by that time was too late

[mystic shoal]

Which is a fuckin' shame because even without the Dota name, they had really cool ideas.

[somber stream]

Yet another meeting

Fighting to stay awake rn

[twin flower]

I have monster in my fridge

[marsh iris]

it's literally based on titanfall

[hazy valley]

Blizzard wanted to roll out and year 1 be an equal to DOTA 2 and League of Legends and that was never going to happen

[mystic shoal]

Like, making a game that is basically the Smash Bros. of all your wildly successful IPs is genuinely more interesting than trying to acquire... Dota 2.

[jaunty path]

Just think of urself as that guy from fight club

[somber stream]

Ship it to Europe NOW

[twin flower]

Oh

[hazy valley]

no matter how bad they wanted to use their own popularity and giant gaming communities of other games to feed it

[somber stream]

The nerd or the chad version that the nerd manifested

[mystic shoal]

They put WAY TOO MUCH money and effort into the esports scene.

[hazy valley]

they only wanted the esports scene because they saw it taking off HARD for LoL and DOTA 2

[mystic shoal]

Could see it in the way some Heroes were designed. Kel'thuzad was, in no way, not designed to get crowds cheering with playmaking.

[hazy valley]

and then realised too late that HotS was behind both and would need a lot more time to foster community before it would get to that point

then they decided the effort and time wasn't worth it and pulled the plug

[mystic shoal]

Which is ironic because Overwatch was already becoming their esports cash cow, if I recall.

[hazy valley]

they understood that MOBAs were a trend and would eventually fade, and by the time they got into proper showing it'd be a fading scene

and like

they're STILL big scenes

but not nearly as big

trends shifted

extraction shooters took the crown

new trend to ride

[mystic shoal]

That 2010s Blizzard ego was something else

Riding the high of the 2000s WoW success

[hazy valley]

Blizzard got really ambitious

too bad reality hit them in the face hard with the HotS failure

and the OW2 failure

[mystic shoal]

The lawsuit.

[hazy valley]

and the Warcraft Reforged Failure

and the lawsuit yeah

and the Shadowlands failure

they needed a big slice of humble pie and got hit in the face with the whole baked treat LOL

[mystic shoal]

Even the WoW devs took SL and the lawsuit to finally step back and seriously reconsider how they were designing the game.

Which both happened at once.

[hazy valley]

Diablo Immortal fiasco and the "DON'T YOU HAVE PHONES? disaster LMFAO

Blizzard taking SO many Ls

[mystic shoal]

Turns out the "old guard" (the big super amazing awesome old guard that were so super amazing) were enforcing that outdated design philosophy of acting like the way people want to play MMOs wasn't changing.

[cosmic burrow]

Diabblo 4

[mystic shoal]

Diablo 3 and 4 tbh.

Both cursed with "launch Diablo-itus"

[hazy valley]

idk if either of those were good or bad tbh

friends tried to get me into 4 and I was so fucking bored of the story waiting for it to get exciting

[mystic shoal]

It took Diablo 3 an expansion to fix itself and idk what the new D4 expansion is like, but supposedly a lot of return to form

But even D4 launched with that ancient-ass approach to RPGs of "take 6 million years to get to max level and the gear you want"

[hazy valley]

4 is the only Diablo game I ever tried

[mystic shoal]

Problem is you'll find it more exciting if you're more familiar with stuff from the previous games

If you know them? D4 genuinely has some good storytelling.

[hazy valley]

I LOVED Torchlight 2

[mystic shoal]

If you don't? Well, who the fuck is Inarius?

[hazy valley]

I had a lot of fun with Path of Exile

idk why Diablo 4 failed to pull me in

[cosmic burrow]

Try grimdawn

[mystic shoal]

Or Lilith even?

[hazy valley]

Yeah after I tried and failed to get into 4 friends recommended I try the older Diablo games for better story but tbh I took it as a sign that Diablo as a setting was not my vibe

[hazy valley]

What's Grimdawn?

[cosmic burrow]

Arpg

[hazy valley]

I will google this

[cosmic burrow]

Imo best on the market

[mystic shoal]

Diablo's story is basically paced like a manga, imo.

Like Berserk.

It's basically Blizzard's Berserk.

[dark pumice]

That sounds about right.
Also speed freekz out in console store

[hazy valley]

I was curious about that

Hank showed it a bit here recently and it looked fun

[mystic shoal]

Also yes, Grim Dawn is super good.

Very slow leveling, though.

[hazy valley]

I played a little Twisted Metal because my brother had it when I was growing up

so it sorta rekindled that part of my brain that wanted to smash cars at each other in big fiery explosions

[dark pumice]

Exactly. Twisted metal 40k which works perfectly.

[hazy valley]

I might give it a try tbh

I know AdMech isn't coming anytime soon

the new class will get announced and then still be a month away from release or something

[dark pumice]

Indeed.

[mystic shoal]

Bout right. Both Arbitrator and Scum released a month after announcement.

[cosmic burrow]

Fatshark is yet to make better trailer than arbitrator

[twin flower]

As long as it wasn't as bad as the Hive Scum one

[mystic shoal]

The money shot at the end was perfect.

[cosmic burrow]

@hazy valley what did you find about grimdawn

[cosmic burrow]

Look up grail knight trailer

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

I looked into it a bit and the steam page looks interesting but the UI looks pretty old. When was this game released? The reviews are comparing it to Diablo 2/3 and Torchlight 2

[fair bridge]

ripped the biggest relief sigh and small moan of my life when i hit the mattress

[mystic shoal]

2015 - It was released by, quite literally, a small indie company so it's got that small indie jank.

[cosmic burrow]

Ui on photos is not the actual one

[hazy valley]

oh wow that was 11 years ago

[twin flower]

uh huh?

[hazy valley]

that's a relief

[twin flower]

I dont play vt2 tho what am i looking at

[cosmic burrow]

And it will be getting a face lift eith new dlc

[fair bridge]

imagine sleeping on like hay

how did those poor peasants cope

[mystic shoal]

Grim Dawn's main mechanical draw is that every character is a multiclass.

[fair bridge]

the bed you're sleeping on now is probably more comfortable than what most kings slept in

[cosmic burrow]

The quality of the trailer

[hazy valley]

yes true

[mystic shoal]

You're never "just" an Occultist or "just" a Soldier.

You're an Occultist/Soldier, a Druid/Arcanist, a Necromancer/Shaman, etc.

[hazy valley]

our beds are just better

I want a new bed tbh

[cosmic burrow]

Also. Dual class system is main selling point of grim dawn

[hazy valley]

one of those big beds with the curtains that you can draw closed around the bed on all sides

I need it right in the middle of my room

[fair bridge]

bf crashed out over bed frames so we now have to wait until memorial day sale to get new bed

[hazy valley]

and then my cat will destroy it and make me weep

[fair bridge]

we're getting two twins and sliding them together

[twin flower]

bedmaxxing

[fair bridge]

one firm mattress for me (an intellectual) and a soft mattress for him (latent homosexual)

[marsh iris]

🛏️

[mystic shoal]

Restpilled bedmaxxing

[fair bridge]

stupid Fat horse cant find the Fucking Bed

[delicate vapor]

wat de eff

[fair bridge]

GET BACK HERE

[hazy valley]

I really like Demolitionist tbh. The dual class system looks interesting. Soldier + Demo making Commando sounds fun

[fair bridge]

fukc shes so fast

[mystic shoal]

Demolitionist lives up to its name

It has like 5 abilities that are explosions

[cosmic burrow]

Mix with inquisitor and you have a cowboy

Demolitionist and inquisitor

[hazy valley]

I really like rifles

[arctic tapir]

OCE is like the only region I have seen where people more or less say gg after every mission

[mystic shoal]

You can also dual-wield pistols

And both Inquisitor and Demo are spell-gun classes

gun wizards

[hazy valley]

But I really want to play with a really long gun

[mystic shoal]

Both support that too!

[delicate vapor]

[mystic shoal]

Though some abilities affect only certain weapon types. Like, some only affect 1 handed guns/melee weapons, some are 2 handed only, etc.

Though I think Demo and Inquisitor have buffs for both 1h dual wield and 2h playstyles.

[fair bridge]

saw a guy who posted one of his own bluesky posts and said "this is one of my favorite posts"

is that weird

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

i feel like that's weird

[delicate vapor]

I mean

[fair bridge]

like giving yourself employee of the month weird

[delicate vapor]

I see it a lot with people on Instagram

[cosmic burrow]

Then demiltionists and nightblade

[fair bridge]

maybe i'm just out of touch

[delicate vapor]

They make a twitter post and screenshot it then post on ig

[fair bridge]

no, it's the children who are wrong

[delicate vapor]

Nah it’s common

[fair bridge]

lol idk the way he posted it was funny to me

[dark pumice]

I meet a lot like that too.

[vernal shard]

Why does Darktide limit the amount of people on your block list?? :C

[fair bridge]

like it's his exact name and his exact profile picture and it felt like that scene from hot fuzz where timothy dalton is smiling in front of a picture of himself on the wall

just funny to me

[cosmic burrow]

And point about dlcs in grimdawn. To play forgotten gods you need to own ashes of malmouth. @hazy valley its even stated on the forgotten gods store page

[hazy valley]

Idk what Forgotten Gods is

[cosmic burrow]

Dlc

For grimdawn

[hazy valley]

is that needed for certain classes?

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

Shaman inquisitor oathkeeper are dlc classes

4th dlc class will come out with 3rd dlc

[hazy valley]

I have some extra money to spend I guess I could give it a try

[cosmic burrow]

Buy the base game alone first

[hazy valley]

unfortunately not tonight because I work early tomorrow

is Demolitionist a base game class?

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[hazy valley]

ok perfect

[cosmic burrow]

I wrote you the dlc classes

[cosmic burrow]

@hazy valley

[hazy valley]

oh ok

the inquisitor might be one I want later but I'll just mess around in the base game for now

maybe tomorrow

[cosmic burrow]

Inquisitor comes with ashes of malmouth dlc

[dark pumice]

June 11th or 18th I would say for when the next Darktide class is available. Skitarii.

[twin flower]

It be like that

Arbites was around June as well after the previous Skulls

[rose nova]

I see people talking about grim dawn

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[dark pumice]

Correct.

[rose nova]

Played it a tad

Fun game

[twin flower]

Grimdoon

[rose nova]

Gawndrim

[cosmic burrow]

Will need to replay it when fangs of asterkarn comes out

[hazy valley]

I don't know if any of my friends have played it

I'll poke around

[astral basin]

Aaa

[marsh iris]

Creamdark

[astral basin]

Shoot me

[marsh iris]

hot chocolate

[marsh iris]

hang in there brother

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[marsh iris]

listen to linkin park or something

[astral basin]

Too emo

[marsh iris]

skitarii two emo

[astral basin]

Too emo

[cosmic burrow]

Listen to queen

[astral basin]

I only have a Bohemian Rhapsody and another one bites the dust saved
I don’t wanna listen to either of those

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[astral basin]

I’m getting Taco Bell so

[elder oasis]

Skitarri today!

[cosmic burrow]

Trailer more like

[mystic fossil]

mama..... just killed a mannnnnnn

[delicate vapor]

[empty pivot]

listen to Frank Sinatra

[astral basin]

Frank 🤔

Sin…

Atra

[somber stream]

Filthy Frank

[empty pivot]

or the Bee Gees

[foggy wagon]

SKITARII IN 10 HOURS????

[empty pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-techpriest-binaric-screeching-screeching-gif-20192683

rip

[mystic shoal]

Skitarii in never

[empty pivot]

I forgot

[mystic shoal]

They're dead

Vashtorr stole them all

[empty pivot]

nah

[mystic fossil]

we are so fucked if vashtorr shows up

that's a grey knight issue

[marsh iris]

listen to Engelbert Humperdinck

[foggy wagon]

the what?? they are just tall tale

[marsh iris]

quando quando quandoo~

[mystic fossil]

the tangerine man

[delicate vapor]

So cold in this car

Heater doesn’t work

[marsh iris]

rub it

[mystic fossil]

some say he is a wonderous figure who only shows up to pick the finset of fruits

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[marsh iris]

wheres your blankie

[arctic tapir]

I am so confused by some of the sticker things i have from various servers i am in

[marsh iris]

you are in skitarii today server

[arctic tapir]

This is the one that prompted that

arguably one of the more hated characters of Xenoblade Chronicles being crucified

[formal mortar]

So the stream starts at 11am for me tomorrow

[arctic tapir]

Either midnight or 2am for me

one of the two, I can't be arsed to count and math

[formal mortar]

Just type 6pm CEST to my time in google and it'll tell you

[formal mortar]

Or to w/e country time

Says there are twitch drops so I'm trying to get them, but I have to go to work around that time

[marsh iris]

10hrs 45mins

[mystic fossil]

ima be asleep...

rip, have a fun watch party

[low estuary]

how's everyone's sanity

[stark bobcat]

How is the new Beastmen class

enjoyable?

[low estuary]

the pelt is very warm

[stark bobcat]

Nice!

its funny how they ported over the minotaur from VT2 as a DT class

the size is so funny

[low estuary]

role reversal pov flips are always a neat thing to experience in games I tell you

[marsh iris]

ork kommando today

[stark bobcat]

is that a DT versus leak!??!?!?

[digital lava]

Soon™

[stuck wasp]

It does explain why they did the Ogryn tbf

[stark bobcat]

It's true

ogryn was the practice before they imported the mino

[elder oasis]

The worst part about today is the 2 to 4 weeks wait for the class once its announced ;-;

[low estuary]

wdym it's 2-4 weeks I can take a vacation

[stark bobcat]

The tide never sleeps

It's too dark

[elder oasis]

I guess ill play more bloons....

[marsh iris]

slowmode today

[elder oasis]

For sure

[low estuary]

pretty sure I have more test hours than live DT hours atp

[elder oasis]

Especially if its not skitarri! We will see warcrimes in here

[nocturne flicker]

i'll be waterboarding people until their hearts stop and they drown, then revive them just so that i can torture them more

[stark bobcat]

Sorry for your loss

[elder oasis]

Ah

[nocturne flicker]

you see i let my expectations get the better of me and i get ANGY

😠

[elder oasis]

Khorne huh?

[delicate vapor]

Kill everything

[marsh iris]

waterboarding servitor (its a servitor designed to be eternally waterboarded)

[nocturne flicker]

i think i'd enjoy waterboarding if hadron did it

[low estuary]

what's the worse servitor fate

the toilet flsuher or the sink grinder

[nocturne flicker]

yeh

[mystic fossil]

grinder

[delicate vapor]

Sink

[nocturne flicker]

oh sink grinder for sure

[marsh iris]

grinder lel

[elder oasis]

Messaging is optional btw

[nocturne flicker]

at least you KNOW what they're putting in you as a toilet

[delicate vapor]

Grindr

[low estuary]

[nocturne flicker]

execution for being abominable intelligence isn't

[marsh iris]

grindr app servitor

[nocturne flicker]

01001101 01000001 01010010 01010011 00100000 01000001 01000101 01010100 01000101 01010010 01001110 01010110 01001101

[nocturne flicker]

what does it even do?

is it where you ACCESS grindr?

[elder oasis]

Why would you say that unprompted

[lyric frigate]

we all got that one friend we want to waterboard with bartery acid right

[trail bramble]

bartery

[nocturne flicker]

yeah

[astral basin]

WITH A REBEL YELL

SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE

[lyric frigate]

fuck you

[astral basin]

WITH A MIDNIGHT HOWL

[nocturne flicker]

Why are you abominable intelligence?

[astral basin]

SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE

[nocturne flicker]

Unprompted?

[elder oasis]

No i am kin

[astral basin]

MoremoreMORE

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

skull issue

[marsh iris]

it witness all the database

[fiery wave]

Also, the shit that goes down sinks can sometimes rival what goes down toilets anyway... And can even be worse.

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

my point exactly

[delicate vapor]

how to skip time fast.. a nap

[nocturne flicker]

lucky...

[astral basin]

At least what goes in the toilet is fully processed…

Ive seen entire meals go into the garberator so that the sludge can better fit the pipes…

[nocturne flicker]

wasteful as hell bruh 😭

[lyric frigate]

who else has a habit of tapping their fingers along to music they’re listening to

[fiery wave]

There's grease traps for a reason. Don't think you'll enjoy a building up grease+waste crap and it won't move anymore after some time.

[astral basin]

Ikr them chicken bones can still be chewed on

[fiery wave]

I don't even give my dog cooked bones, WTH?

[astral basin]

[nocturne flicker]

if i tried to dump an entire meal of food my mamma would've called the US president and had them drone strike my bedroom

[delicate vapor]

orange chicken

[nocturne flicker]

what have you done to the chicken?

[nocturne flicker]

me

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

我吃了它

[astral basin]

Honestly f on you
As long as its not a choking hazard a dog, especially a puppy, deserves constructive chewing. With the marrow as a nice treat
And i LOATHE dogs

[strong venture]

Who knew you could QP into Karnak Twins.

Not me

[fiery wave]

And annoying everyone so they become verbally abusive to me? Normal.

[nocturne flicker]

grok, translate this into hebrew so i can read it

[astral basin]

“Me”

[delicate vapor]

אכלתי את זה
Grok🤖 : here is your translation

[fiery wave]

Cooked bones can splinter and hurt a pet.

[astral basin]

Actually

[nocturne flicker]

dapping you up rn

[astral basin]

I heard of someone giving a puppy frozen carrots

[fiery wave]

It's like chewing ice.

[astral basin]

Frozen to make the chewing last longer*

ye

[nocturne flicker]

it is not

[delicate vapor]

BAN every driver in melbourne

[nocturne flicker]

frozen carrots are much less pleasant to chew

[fiery wave]

For a dog. Similar concept.

[delicate vapor]

baby carrots

[nocturne flicker]

oh, fair enough, those animals have dumb dumb taste

[nocturne flicker]

you're in melbourne? you poor cunt 😭

my sympathies

[mystic fossil]

lmao

[delicate vapor]

i just saw 2 PEOPLE go 50 in a 80 ZONE

NO CAR AHEAD

[mystic fossil]

what if they were being safe

[nocturne flicker]

cowards. go 180 in a school zone

[delicate vapor]

the area was completely quiet

[mystic fossil]

never know when a pack of kangaroos can show up

or smth

[delicate vapor]

one of my old uber drivers did 120 in a 60 zone near a school

i never saw him again on uber

[nocturne flicker]

right to jail, right away

[delicate vapor]

cold in this city, people suck at driving FOOD is ok

[nocturne flicker]

my mamma grew up there. i heard the rain comes at you from an angle so it stings

[marsh iris]

either old people or sexting (or both)

[delicate vapor]

yeah I got hit by that like last week + hail

I was drenched in 3 seconds

[nocturne flicker]

i imagine the food is good though it has a good immigrant base so it's not all WASP food

[delicate vapor]

the only good food is either in my suburb or close in the city

driving in the city is even worse

Ill drive everywhere but the city

[nocturne flicker]

my bisnonno enrico's roof got caved in by hail up in north queensland

[delicate vapor]

yup, put that place up for market at $759,989

• hidden fees

[nocturne flicker]

realest shit

[delicate vapor]

ive only explored 15% of my city

through out my entire life

[feral vessel]

hello judge holden, hello elios, hello garut, hello my mom, hello karien, hello skully

[mystic fossil]

what's the boss you need to beat to unlock the next area

[delicate vapor]

when does it get better