general-chat

[sleek harness]

"Female V voice acting is so much better than male V!!!!!"

[pseudo terrace]

warhammer fans, healthy mentally?

[short geyser]

We can hope, we can hope

[sleek harness]

3 bullys and 1 cutthroat

Let the fight Begin

[hazy valley]

Idk who that is. I also think both Loose Cannon VAs are fantastic. Generally the male VAs are better tho like Cutthroat Fem is whiny but Cutthroat Masc has a harsh edge to his tone that I adore

[short geyser]

Anyway, g’night

[sleek harness]

Cyberpunk 2077 main character

[hazy valley]

I also strongly prefer Professional Masc vs Professional Fem

The male VAs who did the work for the Vets did a fantastic job

[hazy valley]

Ah ok that explains it. I never played that

[sleek harness]

Everyone did a good job for the voices

[sleek harness]

It's a good somewhat RPG

You should try it if you have money to buy it

[hazy valley]

Yeah they all did solid work. Some just did much stronger material than others imo

[south valve]

Visualising in the mirror the man I want to become (Maul)

[astral basin]

Loved exploring c77, even if i played the rough and buggy release version

[hazy valley]

I own it already but just haven't played it yet

Friends got me into GTAV and I hated the setting so much

[astral basin]

Even if it didnt live up to the gameplay trailer

[sleek harness]

Oh I see

[hazy valley]

I have sorta been worried I'll hate the setting for Cyberpunk 77 too

[astral basin]

I wanted to wall cling w mantis blades 😩

[hazy valley]

I prefer medieval fantasy, high fantasy or sci-fi and modern settings don't tend to keep my attention long

[sleek harness]

By the way want to know something funny? The first version is lost media

You can only play 1.0.2

[hazy valley]

Cyberpunk 77 feels a little too close to modern for me but idk whenever I play it I might end up liking it

[sleek harness]

Cyberpunk universe is merging with ours

[astral basin]

Ffs 😭

[sleek harness]

Because theres alot of recent and old events that also happened in Cyberpunk

[hazy valley]

The only thing I know about Cyberpunk 77 is that Keanu Reeves is in it and the anime has a cute girl

[hazy kestrel]

I just had a funny memory that reminded me how fucking blind I am to women’s signals.

[dire kayak]

chaaattt

[sleek harness]

America and China hold much power with corporations

That's all you need to know

[hazy valley]

Ok so irl got it

[sleek harness]

Gooberir

[dire kayak]

i need masking tape for kravek mourne but its so long until i get itttt

crying

[sleek harness]

Not really

[hazy valley]

Hi Goobs

How goes it

[sleek harness]

They became very focused on corporations after their government failed

Like

Corporations took America

[hazy valley]

You mean they haven't irl? You could fool me LOL

[south valve]

Skaven, are you anti-capitalist?

[sleek harness]

They will

[patent grove]

Played 2077 at launch on an xbox one

[astral basin]

I like most fantasy rpgs no matter the genre
I like nerding out over the setting

[sleek harness]

That's why our world is becoming like Cyberpunk's world

[dire kayak]

im crying i need masking tape to paint kravek mourne

and to paint the saturnine praetor

[hazy valley]

Something something China owns a lot of land all over the world, in Australia and Canada just to name a couple examples, and increasingly more land in the US too

[sleek harness]

I think Brazil is the same in Cyberpunk

So I am safe

[astral basin]

Bro i got the preorder pendant 😭

[sleek harness]

My country is safe

And will totally not get consumed by America

Or China

[hazy kestrel]

So when I was in college, I had this tsundere classmate. She was a bit of an annoyance, always grabbing my books and shit and not giving them back for a bit. But I remember this one time where she just fucking sat on me while I was peacefully reading my warhammer book.

As you do, I told her “I am not a chair, please get your rear end off of my legs.”

And then one of the Deans walked by and gave us a “ugh, kids these days…” sort of look.

[hazy valley]

I hope you get your masking tape soon. The saturate praetor must LIVE

[hazy kestrel]

What a wild memory to suddenly remember.

[sleek harness]

Did she killed you at the end

[hazy kestrel]

And then she left me alone after that.

[hazy kestrel]

No

[patent grove]

Tsundere?

[sleek harness]

Damn

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a funny Japanese word for woman who likes you maybe, but acts like an asshole and denies it. Or something like that.

[waxen sleet]

Thats yandere

[sleek harness]

By yall freaks I am considered a "tsuntsun" for being a asshole

[waxen sleet]

This is next level weeb nomenclature

[hazy valley]

It's ok that's just how guys are. Back in high school before I knew I was lesbian I tried to be straight and tried to give hints to a guy daily. He never caught on. At one point I was literally chatting with him and asked if I could touch his hair because it was really nice. He said he didn't mind. I literally played with his hair while we talked and he just never showed interest even after all THAT so I stopped trying. It worked out anyway because I'm not into men but geez LMFAO If he wasn't interested I feel like I would have preferred him gently telling me because it's agonizing wondering

[hazy kestrel]

Because you definitely are a tsundere

Maybe

[sleek harness]

Tusntsun

And no I am not a tsuntsun

[hazy kestrel]

Or at least, so says Karien

[south valve]

You were saying that you'd buy Neo Helldivers "as a joke"

[sleek harness]

And?

[patent grove]

Maybe he was gay

[south valve]

"Not because I like you or anything"

[sleek harness]

That's isn't a tsuntsun act

[hazy valley]

That would be my luck. We were both gay and neither of us knew it LMFAO

[sleek harness]

I don't even know them

[astral basin]

The physical preorder bonus for c77 came with a metal pendant, and night city postcards
The last thing that xbox1 saw before its bug encrusted cpu melted
was me going first person to get a screen full of grenade nosed clown sitting passenger to my car

[waxen sleet]

Uzi from murder drones

[hazy valley]

But idk I didn't think he was gay??

Big shrug

[south valve]

From personal experience, there's a chance that he was interested, just scared to reciprocate?

mayhaps

[south valve]

😭

Me when Uzi uses a Railgun that's actually a Raygun

[shell goblet]

they should make a quickplay button that you can select multiple different difficulties

[sleek harness]

Yall I am killing ancient marine aliens, should I dress like the soldiers who destroyed them 100 years ago or like a pyromancer

[twin flower]

Murder drones mentioned

[astral basin]

So. Tbf. For half of us guys
You literally have to say “hey dumbass you wanna consider dating?”
The other half is already trying chat you up

[dire kayak]

finally got a new best on ultrakill cybergrind

[hazy valley]

Maybe but like if they never say or do anything all it tells us is that they're not ready or not willing to have a relationship andin either case it's not happening so

[modern elm]

i feel like im going insane...

[shell goblet]

idc if its auric, damnation, or heresy, as long as the fills are humans, ill take it rn

[hazy kestrel]

I’m firmly in the first group lmao

[shell goblet]

idk what difficulty human players hang around on this game on anymore but damn

[hazy valley]

Yeah but like it was awkward teen phase for me too so I had no fucking clue what I was doing and didn't know what they were either LMFAO

[sleek harness]

Auric

[astral basin]

I had a girl sweet on me and it took me 5 years and her getting married to realize

[shell goblet]

APPARENTLY NOT

[jaunty path]

Judging by the rain and thunder I'm getting today. God is a woman ☺️

[hazy valley]

I just assumed that spending all day talking to someone AND PLAYING WITH THEIR HAIR was such an obvious sign of interest that even the most clueless guy would know

[sleek harness]

It depends on server region

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, read my funny memory story

[hazy valley]

And if he didn't show interest back that'd be it

[sleek harness]

Most play on North America

[hazy kestrel]

Scroll up

[sleek harness]

Personamen had a Tsundere which he killed

[hazy kestrel]

I did not lmao

Smh

False narratives already

[south valve]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say it's your fault or anything. I'm just speaking from anecdote, trying to speculate on what was happening :)

[jaunty path]

Id kill for this

Fumbled

[sleek harness]

How come you telling her "don't sit on me" makes her suddenly not be a tsundere anymore?

[jaunty path]

Then again

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[twin flower]

Noice

[jaunty path]

I probably would fail to notice myself

[sleek harness]

Did you said angrily or casually

[candid drift]

havoc 👍

[hazy kestrel]

Casually

[sleek harness]

Weird

[hazy valley]

The only thing I know for sure is that he wasn't showing any sign of interest because I was LASER FOCUSED. Whatever his motives for it are his to know. But I do think it's funny to imagine him hitting himself later for not realising it sooner LMFAO

[dire kayak]

i remember in early high school this one girl tried to aggressively date my friend

[wet swift]

Btw i have seen only shitposts and not actual information, what are they going to announce tomorrow?

[south valve]

Ngl, I would NOT be okay with that

[dire kayak]

would literally pin him to fences

it was weird watching

[hazy kestrel]

It made me uncomfortable

Just a bit

[dire kayak]

he didnt reciprocate though

[sleek harness]

If someone sits on me I will just push them to the floor

Easy

[wet swift]

You are a mouse and all that so yeah

[sleek harness]

I am not a mouse

[south valve]

I don't blame you, idk if it's a stretch to say that that borders (some words I'm afraid to say here)

[wet swift]

A were mouse?

[south valve]

but they start with SH

[wet swift]

Same shit

[sleek harness]

Skaven

S-k-a-v-e-n

It's different

[wet swift]

Yeah, skaven are were mice

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah. But eh. I just considered her an annoyance.

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Let me read my book in peace ffs

[dire kayak]

which warhammer book were you reading?

[wet swift]

Werewolfs are humanoid wolves, weremice are humanoid mice

[hazy kestrel]

I think it was Slaves to Darkness

[south valve]

I guess it's probably for the best anyway, because you would have eventually realised your sexuality and then yeah

[sleek harness]

Badass and fucked up name

[hazy valley]

Oh btw I forgot to mention but like CONSENT IS SO IMPORTANT and the whole sitting on you unannounced without asking is such a crazy invasion of personal space. Awkward teen phase or no that's just a way to fail and make things awkward at the same time

[obsidian wren]

I going to rip small holes in the bottom of your socks

[dire kayak]

ohhh horus heresy

[hazy kestrel]

I’mma be real pal. I didn’t care too much. My tall friend would use me as an armrest sometimes.

That’s just how it be

[south valve]

Rare Skaven positive comment

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes

[hazy valley]

Probably yeah. It would have been really awkward if anything happened and then I had to learn the hard way I'm not into men

[dire kayak]

i wanna read the end and the death someday

[hazy kestrel]

It’s pretty good

I think so anyways

[hazy valley]

If you've given unspoken consent to a friend that's one thing, but someone you don't care for and don't consent to doing that to you is still bad dude

[hazy kestrel]

You’re right. I agree

[hazy valley]

I wouldn't want someone trying to use me as a pillow at random

[sleek harness]

Oh shut up

You think I am evil?

[south valve]

I guess just keep in mind for the future that you do NOT have to be okay with it

[sleek harness]

That's fucked up

Even for you

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[south valve]

Sorry if I went too far

[dire kayak]

highkey i would

[sleek harness]

Nah I am just joking

Don't worry

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I get that. But it was fine once she took the hint and fucked off.

[sleek harness]

But still

[south valve]

🥳

[sleek harness]

Don't like people being enslaved

[hazy valley]

Ok I should clarify I'd love to have a romantic partner who uses me as a pillow at random. I'm really cuddly. But only when I'm that close to someone. Some random person trying it? Absolutely not LOL

[twin flower]

Dont Skavens keep slaves

You fake rat

[hazy kestrel]

And this is why I just tried to be casual about it and not make a big scene

[dire kayak]

tbh depends on the circumstances for me

[hazy valley]

That's the secret Mac. We're ALL the slaves

[mystic fossil]

folks, do y'all have any good mecha media that's semi niche(i've prob seen anything mainstream)

[dire kayak]

just a completely random guy? absolutely not
someone ive seen before? maybe
someone comforting me? absolutely

[hazy kestrel]

Just saying (more or less) “Can you kindly get your athletic legs the fuck off of me.” Is better than making a scene.

[hazy valley]

That's fair. I just mean that guys end up really reserved and hold in a lot of things, or put up with a lot of stuff. And like it's not fair for them to make themselves uncomfy for others either. Everyone deserves respect

[hazy kestrel]

But this does depend on the circumstances.

[twin flower]

uhhm.. Escaflowne?

[dire kayak]

i say this in the nicest way possible, i imagine you as a typical high school movie nerd when picturing that scenario

only kidding

[hazy kestrel]

You’re correct

My whole friend group was nerd central

[dire kayak]

thats so real

[astral basin]

Yeah the awkward phase kills most people. Not enough of us do the passive aggressive “your mine” friends to lovers routine
And when you get older it gets harder bc people just has so much business and different kinds of relationships

[mystic fossil]

ts too niche, will check out

[sleek harness]

I am currently in a cave by myself

I don't live in society

[hazy valley]

I never left the awkward phase tbh LMFAO I just got REALLY lucky in a lot of my relationships by meeting partners in gaming who aggressively pursued me. I definitely feel the last bit though. It's a LOT harder meeting people and even more difficult meeting anyone to start a relationship with

[dire kayak]

its so agonizing wondering that though, especially if someone likes you and you dont know who it is

ive spent the past 2 months trying to figure out who at my school likes me

because all i know is that someone does

[hazy kestrel]

Currently going through this yet again with a hot barista lady who seems interested in my books.

Just how it is pal.

[hazy valley]

I've been through that as workplace drama tbh. I had the hint dropped that someone at work is interested in me. And then whoever it is never made a move so I just shrug and move on

[dire kayak]

my main worry is that ill learn their name from someone and just straight up not know who it is

[hazy valley]

My guess is that whoever it was learned I'm lesbian and realised their chances are zero LOL

[dire kayak]

i remember people off of looks not names, especially at my school

[nocturne bloom]

My last job earned me a stalker

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Lamia

[nocturne bloom]

Hello

[hazy kestrel]

Did you read my funny memory story

[nocturne bloom]

No

I read 1 message

[hazy kestrel]

Read it

It’s funny

[hazy valley]

hold on

[hazy kestrel]

At how blind I am

To women’s signals

[hazy valley]

here it is

oh wait maybe I got the wrong one

[graceful hamlet]

Tbf there’s a lot of dumb dudes who’d still think they have a chance.

[hazy kestrel]

That’s the correct one

:)

[hazy valley]

[dire kayak]

genuinely i dont know how anyone could like me physically though

[hazy valley]

I know and it's so awkward LMFAO

[dire kayak]

im the most repulsive person

[south valve]

I've gotten better at dealing with this, but there was a point where I would become infatuated with ANYONE who showed any interest in me

[nocturne bloom]

I usually just ignore them until im more confident about how I myself feel

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid.

[nocturne bloom]

That lady at my last job was an extremely uncomfortable situation I learned a lot from

[dire kayak]

take away my trust issues and thats me

[south valve]

I highly doubt this is the case

[hazy valley]

Think of it this way. You're not your type. When you look in the mirror you might not like you. But someone else definitely does. You don't have to be your own cup of tea. But someone might really like that cup of tea

[graceful hamlet]

So you’re probably average

[twin flower]

bruh

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, Slander, Deception.

MANDATED EDICT: BE KIND TO YOURSELF!

Please.

[hazy valley]

btw this can't be true because Asmongold exists and I doubt there's many people who could claim to be more repulsive than he is

[nocturne bloom]

Thats MY job

[south valve]

Do you guys remember the compliments you've gotten?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[south valve]

by people you like irl

[nocturne bloom]

[drowsy lynx]

Most of them yes

[twin flower]

Whats the whole asmongold being gross anyway

[dire kayak]

some of them

[twin flower]

I like keep hearing it but idk enough about the dude

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh these people don't compliment me

[south valve]

I got called cute once and I'm still clinging onto that

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a lot of people that are far far worse than a content creator man

[hazy valley]

do you not know? because if you don't that's for the best because it's cursed knowledge LMFAO

[south valve]

big bird

[hazy kestrel]

What the bird doin?

[hazy valley]

unlocking secrets it should not have

[graceful hamlet]

He used a rotting rat as his alarm clock because the sun would eventually hit it and cause it to stink

[twin flower]

fr?

[true widget]

hi guys

[true widget]

What

[dire kayak]

thinking about it objectively, even if i dont look that bad to someone, all my other traits make me a 2/10

[twin flower]

kinda funny ngl

[drowsy lynx]

He thinks dental hygiene is a scam and never drinks water, only mountain dew from what I've heard

[dire kayak]

theres stuff id rather not say in public

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, plus his house was hoarder central sort of deal.

[hazy kestrel]

This is a lie. You’re being too cruel to yourself pal.

[dire kayak]

being mute is one of my downsides

[hazy valley]

he actively brags about not washing his hands after going to the bathroom because his hands were on his junk and he says his junk is clean so he's not worried about making things dirty by touching his junk

HE ALSO DOESN'T FUCKING BATHE REGULARLY OR PROPERLY

[nocturne bloom]

You do realize youre incredibly popular with people here yea?

[ancient tinsel]

SKITARII TOMORROW

[south valve]

Bro does not understand germ theory 😭

[earnest veldt]

If skitarii drops before I get paid, I might do some rash

[nocturne bloom]

His residence tbh

[graceful hamlet]

Gonna be real, most things can be easily fixed by just having good hygiene and light exercise

[ancient tinsel]

reverse mortgage the house to afford skitarii

[drowsy lynx]

His residence probably smells like old dirty balls

[nocturne bloom]

Didn't scare away the women hes had on stream

[hazy valley]

I'm gonna be honest I was dork supreme in middle school and high school, through most of college, and now again in adulthood too. Whatever traits you have magnified in your mind as negatives someone out there views as positives. I used to be so scared of my glasses thinking that people would find me unattractive for it and then I met partners who thought my glasses made me look hot. There's always someone out there who loves certain things you'd never imagine could be loveable. So love yourself first, and in time you'll learn to recognize when others love you too

[dire kayak]

i really try but whenever i make any progress to bettering myself something comes and just fucks it all up

[patent grove]

Light exercise? In this economy?

[graceful hamlet]

Not smelling like swamp ass puts you ahead of 50% of dudes

[astral basin]

Current situation w the person im supposed to be partnered with
Apparently shes had someone ask for her even before she got hired on. Didnt know
Between her drama w work, and still waiting on how to nail down the terms. Its. Better not to overthink on it.

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah I seen a weirdly large number of people that still support him because "he was cool back when he did World of Warcraft fashion shows" despite the things he does and says these days

[earnest veldt]

We will be turning to the ruinous powers to afford skitarii

[dire kayak]

i was making genuine progress in the past, got hit with trauma, then went back to bedrotting

[hazy valley]

the only one I'm even aware of was a Vtuber who definitely wasn't in his house with him LMFAO

[drowsy lynx]

People will excuse anything for popularity really

[hazy valley]

the one who was asking him what if he was gay and then Asmongold doubled down saying he wished he was gay because then he could play Smash with his homies and then smash his homies and it made her 404

[nocturne bloom]

I just feel like there are far, far worse people to shit on than him tbh

[drowsy lynx]

And yet women will date guys like that and complain about how they taste bad to kiss and have no hygiene

[graceful hamlet]

Just tell that thing to fuck off. Be happy out of pure spite. Ragebait life by bettering yourself 💪

[hazy valley]

this is a LOT more true than any dude knows

literally just have good hygiene

and you're already ahead of a LOT of dudes

[astral basin]

Trying to think on which vtuber

[hazy valley]

BATHE
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
CLEAN YOUR LIVING SPACE

DO YOUR LAUNDRY AND HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES

DEODORANT

[earnest veldt]

Propaganda

[mystic fossil]

nurgle gamer should really take notes

[astral basin]

Reminds me i need to do laundry

[mystic fossil]

we all know you an admonition cultist grey name

[hazy valley]

No matter how smooth any guy thinks he is, spraying axe body spray is not covering up the smell of shit

[nocturne bloom]

Erm actually your tongue is the part of your mouth that produces the most smell

[earnest veldt]

Taking care of yourself is a lie made up by the heretics to keep you from playing darktide

[astral basin]

The clean clothes collection is dwindling

[hazy valley]

You're not hiding it you're just making yourself smell like a men's locker room

[mystic fossil]

lies, enough axe can cover fucking anything by making everyone else noseblind

[hazy valley]

it's like mustard gas I swear to fuck

I gag

[nocturne bloom]

Just use aftershave instead

Smells a lot better than dog ass axe

[potent sage]

warhammer skulls tomorrow

[hazy valley]

Axe is a meme but like it's really anything

you can't hide how dirty you are with any type of aftershave, cologne, etc.

please regularly clean yourself

guys don't know this but WOMEN HAVE A MUCH MORE KEEN SENSE OF SMELL

[nocturne bloom]

No

[hazy valley]

WE ALWAYS KNOW

[nocturne bloom]

[graceful hamlet]

Anti perspirant to be exact. Deodorant alone isn’t enough

[dire kayak]

i once inhaled so much of it in my school's locker room that my lungs genuinely started burning

[nocturne bloom]

Untrue. My ex had a smell kink which I won't elaborate on in public

[hazy valley]

that's different

I also won't elaborate because this is a public space

LOL

[south valve]

Story from my old school locker room:
I had a migraine and everyone just randomly started screaming as loud as they could

EVERYONE

[astral basin]

Mmmm partner stank

[mystic fossil]

folk?

[empty pivot]

i havent spoken in this chat in forever but i just wanted to say must being covered up by axe is disgusting and should be a crime

[waxen sleet]

Sounds like high school

[waxen sleet]

Smells like teen spirit?

[hazy valley]

that's SO fucked up dude

I'm really sorry I laughed tho

[sly quest]

@fair bridge wanna play?

[south valve]

They didn’t know I had a migraine

[south valve]

Laugh your ass off, do it rn

[nocturne bloom]

No this was recent. But most of my past relationships my partner did, in fact, have a smell kink

[south valve]

I laughed

[mystic fossil]

i walked into a uni wash room one day, and this one was sizeable like 10+ stalls and urinals, i get around the turn after entering the door and am hit with a fucking bomb of axe to my nostrils holy shit, how much axe did that guy fucking put on man

[hazy valley]

I'm cackling like a hyena dude

[south valve]

For good or bad smells?

[jaunty path]

Progress isn't a straight line or up and down. There will always be fallbacks, setbacks and relapsing. Its important to know that they don't define you

[crude hull]

You know what kind of kink I have?

Rations kink.

[drowsy lynx]

Man the cleaning guy at my workplace will take his shirt off and give himself a whore's bath in the utility sink by the cleaning supplies area, then blast himself for like 30 seconds straight with axe before putting his shirt back on

Like brother that's not gonna drown out the smell of you eating a full dozen hard boiled eggs for lunch every day

[hazy valley]

Are you sure it was a smell kink or was it just hormones/scent? Because there's a very big difference between a partner liking your scent because they've grown accustomed to it, and someone having a full on kink

[drowsy lynx]

Yes

[hazy valley]

I won't question further of course

[waxen sleet]

Question them further!

[hazy valley]

But like scent is a HUGE part of things

[dire kayak]

i wish my parents didn't treat me like a kid all the time

[drowsy lynx]

Eat them

[hazy valley]

like I loved wearing my ex's shirts/hoodies because they had her perfume/scent on it and it wasn't a kink, it was just a reminder of her

Especially for long distance things

[south valve]

It do be like those ads were you put on cologne and women come sprinting towards you

[hazy valley]

That's sentimental attachment

Not a kink

She couldn't wear any of my stuff though I'm much shorter/smaller

[astral basin]

I had a couple old school mates act really gay with me
Like. Outside the normal bros gay
My only reaction was always dude wtf lol

[dull hamlet]

I have a kink
In my neck, because my posture is horrible

[astral basin]

…they might’ve actually been hold on

[south valve]

“Very tiny, no? Fit in pocket!” - Bodyguard

[mystic fossil]

neck kinks after sleeping horribly are top 10 worst experiences known to man

[astral basin]

Now im having a panic on if i was being hit on by a gay couple in highschool

[fair bridge]

playing deep rock rogue core

[mystic fossil]

like wdym i cant turn my head one way now

[hazy valley]

I will return to being TinyCatBigHat one day. Probably the day after I watch DCLA

[graceful hamlet]

Being attractive to gays is a good sign tho

[south valve]

DCLA

?

[hazy valley]

Digital Circus Last Act

movie time

[south valve]

Ohhh

[dull hamlet]

Sleeping on a sofa without a pillow

[mystic fossil]

2 at once sheesh

[south valve]

Like full on physical advances?? 😨

[graceful hamlet]

Skully out being a magnet

[astral basin]

bro i hit the gaydar way too well i wish ladies were this forward

[dire kayak]

sometimes i dream of being covered in slime

[south valve]

Adorable clown individual

[drowsy lynx]

Because you missed the opportunity to reciprocate?

[dire kayak]

does this mean nurgle is trying to contact me

[astral basin]

I mean. They werent exactly my type tbh. And awkward nobody syndrome

[hazy valley]

you lived a past life as a Nickelodeon tv host

[south valve]

Do with that what you will 😭

[mystic fossil]

is sleeping without pillow good for you tho

[drowsy lynx]

I was gonna say, gays hit on me fairly regularly and I don't really care as long as they're not pushy about it. Changes nothing for me lol

[mystic fossil]

sonion ring

tmi

[south valve]

Sorry gaymers

My wording was off, but this wasn’t sexual to be clear

[astral basin]

Buy a latex suit

[mystic fossil]

wardens does this violate rules

[south valve]

I think I’ve described this badly 😔

[drowsy lynx]

Bro wants the venom symbiote

[astral basin]

We getting sensational dreams in chat lets backstep a bit lol

I will say

[hazy valley]

that sounds like a wet blanket

[astral basin]

Get a latex suit since it

[nocturne bloom]

I didnt get to share my dreams yet though

[astral basin]

LMAO

[astral basin]

Lamia. Youre a freak enjoyer during the day
We know

[hazy valley]

I'm morbidly curious what Lamia of all people could dream about

[south valve]

It was just pleasant. I sometimes think that if I was religious, I would see it as a religious experience

[nocturne bloom]

Im awake at night tho

[sly quest]

@fading otter

I’m scared

[hazy valley]

Maybe you were visited in your dreams by the ghost of a pet dog or something that wanted to comfort you? Idk

[south valve]

lol

[hazy valley]

It's a cute thought imagining a big puppy trying to make you feel safe, warm and happy

[south valve]

I’m gonna stop talking about it now

[dire kayak]

sometimes dreams are just nonsensical and weird

[astral basin]

Painted was drenched in a latex suit, unconscious freak

[south valve]

What is your dream story, goober?

[dire kayak]

maybe that was something in your psyche
maybe that was a result of your brain releasing dopamine

who knows

[jaunty path]

glomp needs to return to internet vocabulary

[south valve]

Istg it’s not like that 😭

[hazy valley]

yeah like I vividly remember a dream I had in elementary school of being chased through a maze under a pyramid and everything shaking violently because I was being chased by a monster and it took until adulthood to realise that the dream was caused because I watched The Mummy with Brenden Frasier and co LMFAO

[jaunty path]

mf got visited by a slime girl

[dire kayak]

it's hard to describe really

[south valve]

I’ve also had dreams in pyramids before

[dire kayak]

i used to have nightmares as a kid about being in a maze entirely made out of elephant skin

dont know what the fuck that meant

[south valve]

It felt male, I remember thinking it might be God or something (I’m not religious)

[graceful hamlet]

Who up glompmaxing their homies

[south valve]

That also came out wrong

Jesus Christ

[jaunty path]

Glomp is a running hug.

[dire kayak]

what do you mean it felt male?????

[zealous viper]

sister of battle class tomorrow and if it’s anything else we riot

[earnest veldt]

The hell is a glomp

[hazy valley]

I miss glomps

we need glomps to return

[south valve]

Like I just thought it was

I’m sorry

[true widget]

burp

[graceful hamlet]

I know

[true widget]

what should I play

[jaunty path]

Inhales it instantly

[graceful hamlet]

I was there

[nocturne bloom]

Gotta introduce painted to melted wax

[south valve]

I’m gonna stop talking now

[true widget]

MISSUS 💢💢💢

[nocturne bloom]

Said painted like the 5th time

[hazy valley]

I don't suppose you had that dream because you watched the Jim Carrey scene about the elephant in Ace Ventura, did you?

[dull hamlet]

[hazy valley]

If you didn't don't look it up

do not

[dire kayak]

i didn't even know who jim carrey was at the time

i was like 5

[astral basin]

Had a dream. Beautiful girl, but it was in monotone and somber for some reason
6 years later, met her. Literal premonition type thing. Was a bad relationship experience

[hazy valley]

ah ok then idk

[hazy valley]

your brain trying to warn you??

[dire kayak]

psychic awakening

[nocturne bloom]

Genuinely had this happen and still do regularly lol

[hazy valley]

I hope I'm haunting someone's dreams too

[nocturne bloom]

Even if its small stuff like a sound

[hazy valley]

[dire kayak]

psykers!!! all of you!!!!

[true widget]

looks around

[jaunty path]

I like to interpret thunder as gods tummy rumbling :3

[hazy valley]

Thor hungers for shawarma

[jaunty path]

Sorry I need sustenance

[hazy valley]

ok I'm finally home and off work good bye everyone time for food and ATLA

[jaunty path]

atla?

[hazy valley]

Avatar the Last Airbender

[jaunty path]

gay

[hazy valley]

I need to catch up on the series before my friends will let me watch the new movie

and I really like the new movie

the character design for Toph in the new movie made me 404

[astral basin]

When i used to dream and not fall to pitch black, id get hella deja vu all the time. Mostly bc id have a 2-7 yo dream literally making its own cross reference of whats happening in real time
Now im just constantly exhausted.

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Slaugth Brain Eater

[jaunty path]

I can't wait for it to be a chaos cultist

[nocturne bloom]

I got a pretty robotic schedule so a lot of my dreams is just my mind making accurate predictions

Science behind it makes sense

[astral basin]

What class reveal takes an entire week of teasing before the announcement?

We haven’t celebrated a class reveal like that before

Unprecedented

[south valve]

I feel like the teaser’s kinda pointless, we all know it’s gonna be some sort of admech

You don’t think so?

[jaunty path]

For ppl who dont know shit :p

Better a trailer telling us

[visual vortex]

Yeah but it's a cool cinematic with bright colors

[jaunty path]

they need to hard sell it to us

[dire kayak]

me when i fucking get you

[south valve]

I mean more like with them teasing us with that animation with the servo skull

I guess it gets people hyped though

Idk

[visual vortex]

Dude even if they didnt datamine the class mfers wouldve figured thst shit out

[jaunty path]

Im looking forward to twitch drops

Im hoping its the drops I want

[visual vortex]

I swesr some mfs have all this talent and they waste it on fucking darktide cinematic dissections

[obsidian wren]

Welcome to life turning out to be less interesting than you thought

[visual vortex]

8(

I mean it still is interesting

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[visual vortex]

Just not in a ciol way

[acoustic pebble]

Ciol

[south valve]

Hi!

[visual vortex]

JAKKA 🙌

[twin flower]

Shorky

[acoustic pebble]

Hello... TITHE-CAT

[acoustic pebble]

OLLPHEIST!!

[acoustic pebble]

Helmut

[visual vortex]

How are you jakka

[nocturne bloom]

I was cleaning a classroom and there's an AI Generated coloring book on the table

[visual vortex]

Throw it out

[acoustic pebble]

It's 2am and I'm drunk

[jaunty path]

Yeah those are a thing now

[acoustic pebble]

I woke up 30 minutes ago

[visual vortex]

Go drink water please

[obsidian wren]

Kill ai

[acoustic pebble]

The voices in my head are telling me to rejoin the military

[obsidian wren]

Ai is worthless

[visual vortex]

If you do i will go with you

[obsidian wren]

Gay couple

[nocturne bloom]

Tis on my mind

[visual vortex]

Nah i just like KCDII's gay makeout scene

[acoustic pebble]

Dewit but you'll have to do boot camp on your own

[south valve]

AI ads make me unreasonably angry

[visual vortex]

Sir yes sir

[acoustic pebble]

I love AI ads

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[acoustic pebble]

They make me feel more confident in drawing

[obsidian wren]

You earned a spot on the list

[acoustic pebble]

Didn't read the second part of my list

[jaunty path]

Crazy how powerful removing context is

[acoustic pebble]

Smh

[drowsy lynx]

I have started drawing more lately and this might be part of it lol

"damn even I can draw better than this shit"

[visual vortex]

Hellow jawa

[drowsy lynx]

Hey what's up fish

[acoustic pebble]

EXACTLY!!!

[jaunty path]

Its very easy when it just makes trash so effortlessly

[visual vortex]

Waiting fir bsttery to recharge to mow lawn

[jaunty path]

AI art is funnily more flawed

AI art is about well. Instant gratification

[acoustic pebble]

I love AI artist bros when I use the slur "slop" around them

[visual vortex]

Drawing is blueballing

[acoustic pebble]

They spaz like a Tazmanian Devil

[jaunty path]

At the cost of human touch and control over how your piece looks.

[obsidian wren]

Duz anywun know wen streem starts tomorruh

[acoustic pebble]

It starts tomorrow

[visual vortex]

When it happens

[obsidian wren]

Im killing you both

[visual vortex]

10 CST

Am

[south valve]

It all just looks so plastic-y and fake

[jaunty path]

competent AI art usually has artists using AI to make making art easier.

[acoustic pebble]

Good luck. I tried

[jaunty path]

yep.

[acoustic pebble]

I failed

[jaunty path]

Because we are living in a world

[acoustic pebble]

Meaning I'M FUCKING IMMORTAL

[jaunty path]

thats going faster

and

faster.

[visual vortex]

Faster

[acoustic pebble]

We live in a society

[visual vortex]

Faster better stronger

[south valve]

We’re living in a material world 😔

[vivid zinc]

I am making me some sweet potato fries, air fried moose meat n pasta

[visual vortex]

Im breathing guys

[acoustic pebble]

Oooo

[vivid zinc]

going to be so good

[acoustic pebble]

Moose

I wanna eat a moose

[jaunty path]

wait until they perfect 3d printing food

[acoustic pebble]

Alive

[sacred delta]

the night before nothing in particular really

[acoustic pebble]

I now want to eat a panda

[visual vortex]

Aint eatin that shit

It's like vegan food here

[jaunty path]

jakka are you a rich poacher

[visual vortex]

Every aisle will be cleared BUT it

[vivid zinc]

Its like eating one of the ultimate herbivores of our time

[visual vortex]

And it will but a full section

[acoustic pebble]

No. I'm just rich

[jaunty path]

rich in...

[obsidian wren]

Fr?

[acoustic pebble]

I have no discrimination on who I eat

[south valve]

I wanna say that’s ridiculous, but I thought AI videos would be ridiculous

[visual vortex]

Maybe

[vivid zinc]

I fed my kitty moose and how he wont stfu when he smells it cuz he wants more lol

[jaunty path]

Humanity is astoundingly effecient at doing what was thought impossible to the point where its actually scary.

[acoustic pebble]

One day, we'll create aliens just so we can fight them in space

[vivid zinc]

Big brains but small minds. Go humanity!

[twin flower]

Still can't make artifical plastic tho

[visual vortex]

@obsidian wren 6pm cest

[astral basin]

Admech is highest contender
We still have potential of imperial assassins to that being the only other mini type directly in the inqy list
Jokaero is apparently an option well

Meanwhile militarum auxilia and rogue trader units (navy breachers) are represented via skins. Though the same can be said for death cult (assassins)

[visual vortex]

I went to the tweet sermons channel

[obsidian wren]

Converted 6pm cest to cst and it says 11am

[visual vortex]

And it was the first thing there

[south valve]

Do jokaero fight?

[twin flower]

Just open the launcher real quick, there's a countdown timer

[acoustic pebble]

If a Jokaero is added, the Male Maul is going to be screaming into a pillow for DAYS

And I want to record it

[south valve]

I forgot you’re the dialogue keeper guy

[chilly osprey]

Certain thing happening tomorrow.... Rhymes with.. Pitari...

[jaunty path]

how do arbitrators sleep even

[dire kayak]

skibidi tomorrow

[blazing ibex]

This is literally just Marathon

[chilly osprey]

Get out

[twin flower]

Not you too

[jaunty path]

Skibidi Tomorrow

[chilly osprey]

HADRON FEET TOMORROW

[south valve]

S🎸ii

[vivid zinc]

What is wrong with u? lol

[astral basin]

Sororitas is also a supplement, but she fills much the same role as zealot 72% of the way

[jaunty path]

Hadron stub today 🙏

[twin flower]

sguitari?

[acoustic pebble]

Male Savant: "You are wasting your time trying to provoke me"

Female Anarchist: "YoU aRe WaStInG yOuR tImE tRyInG tO pRoVoKe Me"

[wicked hill]

sororitas is way too powerful to be a reject

I think same goes for a skitarii but who knows

[vivid zinc]

We getting a Battle Servitor class. The blue flash is a melee arc welder.

[acoustic pebble]

Nah it's kroot

[twin flower]

Id dig a battle servitor ngl

[south valve]

I remember there being someone who was convinced it would be a sister

[astral basin]

Repentia exists
Which is still covered under zealot flavoring

[acoustic pebble]

The blue flash was from it's pen**[BANNED]**

[obsidian wren]

Penis

[wicked hill]

True, I was talking about a fully trained and experienced sororitas with a power armor and stuff

[south valve]

WHERE

[twin flower]

do wish new weapons and enemies would like come along with the new class

[acoustic pebble]

I used up my limit. Can't say it anymore

[obsidian wren]

Penis

[acoustic pebble]

Or Hank will hit me with a clothes hanger

[twin flower]

cock

[acoustic pebble]

Dongleloid

[twin flower]

not my dongeloid

[acoustic pebble]

It's Summer in Hawaii... so I ask... very kindly...

WHY THE FUCK IS IT RAINING?!?

[wicked hill]

another abhuman would be fun, a ratling or a nightsider

[south valve]

Climate change innit

[twin flower]

Ratling was already crossed out unfortunately

[acoustic pebble]

Ratlings? More like Shitlings amirite?

[twin flower]

devs dont wanna make classes with height differences anymore cuz of ogryn smh

[acoustic pebble]

Plus I'm sure Ogryns would eat Ratlings anyway

[wicked hill]

dont talk shit about my glorious sniper short kings

[south valve]

What’s a nightsider?

[nocturne bloom]

Hairy ratling wife when

[acoustic pebble]

More like shit kings

Amirite?

[nocturne bloom]

Need a hairy ratling wife to bake me bread

[astral basin]

Skitarii arent as super soldier as youd think.
They are indentured soldiers with bionics. The grade of their weaponry and augments heavily depends on their patron magi, along w rank

[thick coyote]

Human with echolocation

Or night vision

Or big eye

[twin flower]

Oh those bat looking guys

[south valve]

Batman???

[wicked hill]

humans who born and evolved in nocturnal planets for a long time, mutated accordingly similar to ogryns

[thick coyote]

No just

Man

[south valve]

Oh

[south valve]

Ohh I see

[wicked hill]

ok that makes sense

[thick coyote]

It's pretty much a human that evolved to live in the dark

And the evolution for that changes according to whatever

[south valve]

Idk how they’d make a class out of that

But it sounds cool

[astral basin]

Riddick vision in a game sounds nauseating

[wanton pier]

Felinids, Darktide could be improved with catgirls.

[jaunty path]

Return to reddit

[astral basin]

Catgirls confirmed

[south valve]

Catboys and my wallet is yours

[sly quest]

Cats in darktide

[earnest veldt]

It's May 21st why hasn't skitarii dropped yet

[sly quest]

They lied to us

[graceful hamlet]

They meant 2027

[earnest veldt]

They said skitarii tomorrow and it's tomorrow

[earnest veldt]

RAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[south valve]

No no, not May 21st

Just that it May be on the 21st

[twin flower]

May be not

[jaunty path]

WE said skitari tomorrow

[south valve]

Maybe meant May at some point in the 21st century

[gloomy tartan]

The release date was just heretic lies

[twin flower]

Maelstrom time

[south valve]

Comrade

[earnest veldt]

I thought we were going off Ork logic where if enough of us believe it, it becomes true

[sly quest]

We are fatshark tho

[gloomy tartan]

If that was true cadia would magically reform

[twin flower]

Youre gonna be hella disappointed if its not skitarii then

[earnest veldt]

What if instead of fatshark it was fattung

Get it?

[sly quest]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

[jaunty path]

What if I yanked your skin off.

[earnest veldt]

🙁

[earnest veldt]

Tung tung tung sadhur...

[twin flower]

Oh lawd

Greynames

[jaunty path]

Sigh. *takes out my skin flaying knife*

[earnest veldt]

Those mfs from Skyrim?

[south valve]

Yes, you are one

[trail bramble]

when's the skulls thing starting

[sly quest]

Is your pfp whatsapp halflife.

[sly quest]

Tomorrow

[trail bramble]

like how many hours from now

[earnest veldt]

Idk

[earnest veldt]

16-17

I think

[trail bramble]

I live in a timezone where it's already tomorrow

Your tomorrow is my today

[rain idol]

Which one? I can get you a time

[earnest veldt]

Lardp

[trail bramble]

AEST

[gloomy tartan]

Grey names are the reason we have a ration shortage

😠

[rain idol]

2 am for you

[rain idol]

Friday

[earnest veldt]

Judge a user not by the colour of their name, but by the content of their messages

[trail bramble]

Danke

[gloomy tartan]

💥

That was way too smart for a gray name

Just of been a tzentch follower

[jaunty path]

6 7

[whole glade]

gup

[vivid zinc]

mmm I am the ultimate foodie

[nocturne bloom]

Foodie used to be an actual insult in fallout 76 for most pvp builds

[obsidian wren]

Penis

[whole glade]

mr.penis

[earnest veldt]

When the morningstar canteen got the good corpse starch: 👀

[vivid zinc]

I made pasta with pulled moose meat, feta, smoked gouda and air fried sweet potato fries/reheated the pulled moose meat with the air frier too

[nocturne bloom]

76 pvp used to be crazy. Me an a dude spent 47 minutes trying to kill each other and never had it happen

[earnest veldt]

Where the fuck did you get pulled moose meat

[astral basin]

Wassup koz

[vivid zinc]

Hunted the moose, took carcass to the butcher, had them do the carving. Then I did the rest.

[astral basin]

Canadians smh

[vivid zinc]

xD

[earnest veldt]

Could've gone to the pulled moose meat store

[astral basin]

Nah man the moose dont do the pulling, you do

[vivid zinc]

If the moose is doing the pulling ur ded

[earnest veldt]

Who up pulling they moose meat?

[astral basin]

Kinda like how you dont run over a moose, the moose runs over you

[mystic fossil]

is moose jerky good?

[vivid zinc]

Not bad, better as a sausage though

[rain idol]

Yeah what canifex said it’s better as a sausage

[vivid zinc]

moose meat is like slightly more gamey deer for flavor

[earnest veldt]

Who up jerky they moose good

[vivid zinc]

if you cook it enough it smells like beef

[astral basin]

Was gonna say id assume moose meat is like beefy venison

[vivid zinc]

It's tasty af

[earnest veldt]

I'd kill to try some venison. My dad butchered a deer and didn't even tell me until after he ate all the meat because he didn't wanna give me any

[marsh iris]

pulled moose meat tomorrow

[earnest veldt]

Canadian class

[vivid zinc]

It's like that girl who's hot and blonde in Andor. Yes she's hot but she's got a downturney face. That's moose meat.

It's amazing but it's got a townrurney face

[rain idol]

LOL

[earnest veldt]

If you remove the n from canada it spells cadia

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

I just need beef for my hamburger helper

… i should see what store is open

[mystic fossil]

uhhhh i think you a little off

[astral basin]

Really dont wanna go to wally

[vivid zinc]

Have you considered bugs?

[mystic fossil]

💀

[vivid zinc]

Bugs; the other other white meat

[astral basin]

Slim pickings. Just the 2 and a half red roaches
Half cause i squished one
And one of the two was found dead by the toilet

[earnest veldt]

Corpse starch 🤤

[astral basin]

I do have potted beef 🤔

I just. Dont wanna grill any sandwiches

[vivid zinc]

Ur fault. Now u gun starve. You could have bred roaches and milked them.

[astral basin]

Fuuuuuck whyd my job have to short my hours

I gotta survive the week w

30?

15$

[earnest veldt]

😟

[vivid zinc]

Cuz they know ur too good for roach milk

[sly quest]

I’m so sorry that’s happening to you sol wth:(

[astral basin]

Gas station job. Greedy automated kind so
Eh

[vivid zinc]

Have you considered onlyfans?

That's an alternative source of income that you surely won't regret

[mystic fossil]

sol feetfinder?

[vivid zinc]

xD

[mystic fossil]

sol drop those dawgs on the internet

[sly quest]

I understand, you are doing so great anyways:) hope you will find a better job soon tho cuz you deserve better.

[vivid zinc]

Don't shave dem toes either

maybe braid the toe hair

[mystic fossil]

why can't i react

[vivid zinc]

If you use feetfinder I'm pretty sure the majority of your customers would be Australian.

[earnest veldt]

I uploaded a photo of me on the beach to reddit and got added as a verified user on r/femininefeet

[mystic fossil]

stares at elios

[astral basin]

I was ginna say i dont really have hairy feet

But

Idr

[vivid zinc]

This chat is like a roman bathouse. You just gotta roll with it.

[gloomy tartan]

Does Quintin Tarantino Own that website?

I feel like he should

[vivid zinc]

He's too busy making fun of Paul Dano

[earnest veldt]

Does Quinten Tarantula have a foot fetish? I thought all he did was just say the n word a lot

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

He sucked salma hayeks toes

In a movie

There’s an entire scene in a movie he’s in lol

[stuck crescent]

yes

He deffo has

[gloomy tartan]

Wiggle your big toe

[stuck crescent]

a foot thing

[vivid zinc]

mhm he's a freeeeeak

[low rover]

Dusk till dawn is a banger

[gloomy tartan]

You can do a contest

Does he have more feet scenes or n words scenes

It’s hard man

[earnest veldt]

I'm freakier the Quinteiten Taranatalino

[vivid zinc]

N words 100%

[gloomy tartan]

But how do we quantify it

Because he has the slur go by fast

[vivid zinc]

By counting them,

Jesus

[gloomy tartan]

But the feet scenes

Those are LONG

So doesn’t that make a difference

If the feet scenes are much longer

[earnest veldt]

Slurs per minute vs amount of time feet are on screen

[vivid zinc]

We should make AI videos of tarentino eating feet

[gloomy tartan]

The time the feet are on screen doesn’t matter?

[vivid zinc]

Homelander style, eating feet

[gloomy tartan]

Like scenes dedicated to feet ?

[low rover]

He also has a weird feet scene in Pulp Fiction too. Also a banger.

[vivid zinc]

No. Like EATING feet.

[earnest veldt]

People in the 1900s: We'll have flying cars in the future!
People in 2026: We should make AI videos of tarentino eating feet

[graceful hamlet]

So if he made a Krieg movie, we’d get Krieg feet

[low rover]

Uma Thurman's dogs

[gloomy tartan]

We would get a long personal freaky ahh scene of the feet

Probaly muddy feet

[low rover]

She's a drug user in the movie and yes they're dirty.

[vivid zinc]

AI video of Tarentio eating feet while he makes fun of Paul Dano's tiny, meatless feet.

[earnest veldt]

Paul Dano has tiny feet?

[vivid zinc]

IDK

[earnest veldt]

Why does everyone know so much about celebrities feets

[vivid zinc]

That's the point of AI

We can make ti do dumb shit

[gloomy tartan]

Paul dano is being hunted by Tarantino in the woods

[low rover]

I've seen the movie

[steel anvil]

So is I want to hide for the obvious reveal tomorrow Also I don't really like AI it's not genuine to be honest

[earnest veldt]

A bunch of tech priests huddled around a servitor asking it to draw various celebrities feets

[vivid zinc]

We could just make Tarentino Ramsay Bolton and Reek Paul Dano with AI.

[steel anvil]

How's the weather are people really talking about and also don't worry like generative AI it's not genuine work

[low rover]

I personally find feet to be disgusting, but to each their own I suppose.

[vivid zinc]

WE CAN DO IT

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently Tarantino called dano a fucking “ non entity”

[steel anvil]

Also why are people talking about feet for some reason like I can think about maybe Quentin Tarantino and a controversial creator

[gloomy tartan]

That’s funny as fuck

Your not even an entity

[steel anvil]

Anyway so skulls of the sculpture on this happening tomorrow and find a predictions on who they're going to get for the next class

[vivid zinc]

Right? What the fuck happened there?

[steel anvil]

I know that's going to be the obvious tech priest and whatnot that's going to show up

[vivid zinc]

GJ Taentino, nobody will work with u again

[earnest veldt]

Yeah you're not slick buddy we've all seen the "I hate feet, please don't send me any" strategy

[gloomy tartan]

I gues he really ruined the there will be blood movie in Tarantinos eyes

[earnest veldt]

Why am I red now

[obsidian wren]

Bc fuk u

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

You ranked up

[obsidian wren]

Thats why

[sly quest]

Congratulations

[gloomy tartan]

You evolved

[earnest veldt]

I don't wanna be red

[low rover]

🫡

[earnest veldt]

I wanna go back

[gloomy tartan]

You are red now

Shut the fuck up

You are promoted

[earnest veldt]

I don't feel like a special snowflake anymore

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-boy-hump-car-fat-gif-13339054712383085664

[gloomy tartan]

You are promoted to the front lines

[vivid zinc]

ONE OF US ONE OF US

[sly quest]

You’re always special no matter what color you are

[gloomy tartan]

Now you lead the greys in a frontal charge

[vivid zinc]

ugh food coma time, gonna dab n watch last episode of the boys

[earnest veldt]

Why is it every single game discord is always censored and constantly stalked by no life mods but for some reason the darktide server is people talking about Quinten Taranatatitatootatino devouring celebrities feet or whatever

[vivid zinc]

that pasta, pulled moose meat, feta/smoked gouda and air fried sweet potato was nutty

so good

[gloomy tartan]

Darktide is based

[earnest veldt]

Darktide would be better if it had a premium battle pass, battle Royale, open world, and crossover skins

[vivid zinc]

When I wake up in 3 hours I'm gonna make a 2lb fruit smoothie too and chug that

[obsidian wren]

They need to add a different rumbler mark like a shell variant that blows up with more force than damage

[peak falcon]

Quarantino

[marsh iris]

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

[earnest veldt]

That's what I said

[obsidian wren]

Imagine mr crocker from fairly odd parents

[earnest veldt]

Arch Magos Quinterious Taranatatino

[obsidian wren]

But instead of faries he says

COCK AND BALL TORTURE!

[earnest veldt]

What if it was fairly tung parents

[obsidian wren]

No

[earnest veldt]

Fairly 67 parents

Get it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[true widget]

when does zealot get fun

[earnest veldt]

When you start playing arbites instead

[peak falcon]

Nah, Crocker would probably be a psyker, shouting something about the warp

[sly quest]

Tomorrow.

[true widget]

ive already done that

played every class

i wanna play zealot

[true widget]

how do i have fun with ZEALOT

[earnest veldt]

Zealot and Hive Scum my two least played class

[true widget]

💢

[peak falcon]

Zealot was my last chosen class, only Ogryn and Veteran really speak to me on an Emotional Dakka level.

[earnest veldt]

Take Benadryl before playing

Remember the sleepy time chicken? Gotta eat some of that beforehand

[peak falcon]

S4MMY, might I suggest asking in #zealot-class

[earnest veldt]

When I play zealot, I cover myself in real candles and play until the wax burns my skin

[peak falcon]

So, you play for five minutes?

[earnest veldt]

Long candle

[marsh iris]

big fat candle right on the zealot's head

[peak falcon]

You must use the kind that's wide enough to not spill easily.

[earnest veldt]

500 maulers

55 maulers 55 crushers 55 gunners 55 pox hounds 55 shotgunners

[mystic shoal]

Indomitable Incursion

[marsh iris]

#darktide-driptide message

[earnest veldt]

Zealot cosmetics be like: Staple a fucking piece of paper to his head

[marsh iris]

it would be lit

[earnest veldt]

Hive skum and Arbites cosmetics be like:

[sly quest]

*skibidi

Skibidi tomorrow.

[wicked hill]

does anyone use autogun variants on havoc? I've never seen a build running one

[marsh iris]

skipiti

[earnest veldt]

No I don't think anyone does

[wicked hill]

thats sad, they are very crisp and cool to use but very underwhelming on higher difficulties

I wanted to know if someone found a way to make it useful

[earnest veldt]

You could never tear me away from my beloved recon lasgun

[low rover]

I have a great autogun build for Arbites. It's great on Auroc Mael, but sucks in Havok unfortunately.

It's a blast to use.

[wicked hill]

maybe they'll show some love to autoguns someday

[earnest veldt]

I feel like autoguns should be way more effective on armoured targets

[mystic shoal]

We talking braced or infantry?

[earnest veldt]

Braced autogun sucks because of the aiming I just can't get behind it

Why can my veteran not just lift it to his eye like a normal person

[low rover]

Infantry

[mystic shoal]

Oh yeah braced isn't really a gun you aim with. Infantry is the autogun you want for aiming.

[low rover]

Not a fan of braced.

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening

[mystic shoal]

Braced is spray n' pray.

[earnest veldt]

Bad evening

No skitarii yet

[hazy kestrel]

Why :(

Oh

[sly quest]

Mid evening

[low rover]

It's kind of pointless because you get the same effect from the infantry firing from the hip. With the added bonus of aiming down sights.

[sly quest]

Skibidi in few hours

[earnest veldt]

WAIT IF WE GET SKITARII WILL HADRON FINALLY LIKE US

[pseudo terrace]

@fading otter you busy?

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao even.

[earnest veldt]

How much can I simp for hadron before it gets into bannable territory

[mystic shoal]

Not quite. Braced has much lower recoil. Braced I think also does better damage per bullet vs. unyielding (and I think maniacs?)

[blazing ibex]

Lol

If only.

[low rover]

I mean with Arbi the recoil is manageable so it's not a big deal.

[hazy kestrel]

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Big Boii the Hadron simp?

[low rover]

Haven't used it on other classes.

[mystic shoal]

I'll have to double check that damage though cause it's been a bit

[sly quest]

They are making dinner I believe:)

[blazing ibex]

Braced is not very good for bosses unfortunately

[hazy kestrel]

Man, now I’m sad actually lmao.

[blazing ibex]

It's more of a horde/elite mulcher than anything.

[hazy kestrel]

I remember Big Boii being a funny character in general chat.

[pseudo terrace]

@fading otter lmk if you wanna play later tonight

[blazing ibex]

And has a lot of suppression.

[low rover]

When I did tests with the Braced and infantry I got a higher DPS output with infantry over braced.

[mystic shoal]

I think the Unyielding more for killing vulnerable Bulwarks, but yeah.