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gloomy tartan
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Like how the witches are witches

thick fog
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He talks about hate friendship

gloomy tartan
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And the scum will allways be scum

marsh iris
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cutthroat is responsible for 90% of torrent's water

formal mortar
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Loose cannon might also be a perpetual KEKW_ogryn

gloomy tartan
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My favorite is someone suggesting they work together

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And cuthroat is like we are

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We’re working together separately

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Shit is funny

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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Reminds me of those people who run in Aurics solo

formal mortar
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I play cutthroat vet

delicate vapor
thick fog
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Skittari personality is just gonna be an old ass dude that wishes he stayed on Mars

midnight stream
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The character interactions are great in this game

gloomy tartan
thick fog
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Grumpy ass

gloomy tartan
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Cuthroat vet is funny

midnight stream
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I think my favourite has got to be the mauler for arbites

trail bramble
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TRAXIS SEVEN SEVEN DOWN

marsh iris
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he was annoying at first, but then i learned to find him funny

gloomy tartan
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“ COMPLIMENTS ONLY MEAN SOMETHING FROM PROFESSIONALS!”

marsh iris
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whimsical cutthroat uwugryn

gloomy tartan
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lol cuthroat and arbite talking about crazy shit they seen

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“ go on then I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours”

delicate vapor
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1 day 9 hours 13 mins till skulls

gloomy tartan
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I think cuthroat like tries to establish dominance with one of the arbites

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And they call him the fuck out

midnight stream
gloomy tartan
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Lmao

marsh iris
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cutthroat: yo draw something on your gun
maul: tf you mean draw on my gun, fack you

gloomy tartan
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I forget which personality

green beacon
gloomy tartan
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But they dead ass call him out for trying to establish dominance lmao

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About being the baddest badass

midnight stream
slender aurora
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I can't wait for them to announce the new class: Triumph Of Saint Katherine. You're all palanquin bearers you don't get attacks and have to move in unison.

green beacon
formal mortar
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turn base i think

midnight stream
slender aurora
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I will say for Rogue Trader it is an obscenely long game, pretty worth the money. Like 70 hours for a noncompletionist run.

green beacon
midnight stream
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It's turn based tho

green beacon
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like the other pathfinder games and baldur's gate

green beacon
midnight stream
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Oh well it's like Baldur's gate 3

marsh iris
midnight stream
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Combat wise

feral vessel
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hello acid, hello za, hello herder, hello garut, hello sid, hello chris(chan)

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oh, and hi elios!

green beacon
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hi

midnight stream
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Hello

green beacon
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I really want to replay kingmaker but I don't have it in me to do allat again

marsh iris
midnight stream
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Can you change your characters name?

marsh iris
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yeah

midnight stream
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Ah ok cool

marsh iris
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go to the barber and change personality

midnight stream
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Might rename my arbi to baul plart

green beacon
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personality scourge 🥶

feral vessel
formal mortar
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It's only 50k

feral vessel
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did the bitch-ass indian plastic surgeon get more expensive

marsh iris
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its been the same

midnight stream
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No 20k is just sids cut

marsh iris
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barber have HRT package

delicate vapor
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gym timenoir

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traffic hell time

marsh iris
marsh iris
jaunty path
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The secret shortcut for getting to work is the playground, the liberals don't want you to know this.

feral vessel
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i miss us

feral vessel
jaunty path
feral vessel
jaunty path
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srry im a bit tipsy

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just a bit

jaunty path
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lodrt

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loser

mystic fossil
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go nap missus

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don't push your liver

obsidian wren
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Im shitting myself

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Thats enough subnautica 2

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For today

twin flower
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Nah

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Go back in there

obsidian wren
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No fuk u

twin flower
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Thalassaphobia doesnt exist

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Its all in your head

obsidian wren
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Fuk collector leviathan

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Thalassophobia is real

twin flower
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its just an animool

mystic fossil
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are yall good at calculus?

twin flower
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I passed mine, but I dont wanna go back to it lmao

somber stream
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Socks

mystic fossil
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have any of you guys also watched the new gundam movie

delicate vapor
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More alcohol

marsh iris
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thalassaphobia huh...
looks down in the water
only see my legs over the darkness

delicate vapor
somber stream
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Yeah im not exploring the ocean

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Would rather float in space than drown down there

whole bough
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whats a good blessing set for arbie maul

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rn its 20% damage on staggered and thunder (brittle)

twin flower
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Is earths oceans still just 5% mapped or has it aat least gone up

whole bough
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the depths?

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probably like 10% now

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or less

twin flower
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ye ye

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sheeesh

whole bough
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<10% is lmost likely

mystic fossil
twin flower
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NASA should invest in deep sea exploration

somber stream
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We haven't even begin to make 1% out of the deep sea floor

whole bough
twin flower
whole bough
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so on stagger stuff can trigger easily

marsh iris
vale patio
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what does hive scum even do

quaint moss
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ocean very empty

whole bough
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i was thinking maybe all or nothing but it might not be active a lot

mystic fossil
whole bough
quaint moss
twin flower
vale patio
mystic fossil
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think payday 2 dodge build

vale patio
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I see it though

mystic fossil
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you watch jjk?

vale patio
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man I do hope we get an admech class I'd love that

vale patio
mystic fossil
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youu're basically naoya, and the bosses and monstrosities are all maki

marsh iris
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wants to go to space
dont know about the water in our backyard

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humamity

mystic fossil
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that's hive scum summed up

vale patio
twin flower
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yea basically lmao

somber stream
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So what about it?

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Space mining sounds much more plausible than deep-sea mining

vale patio
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isn't it basically confimed that we're getting admech as the next DLC character?

marsh iris
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hehe

somber stream
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hehe

vale patio
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cool

twin flower
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arent rockets more expensive

mystic fossil
somber stream
vale patio
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also what does being called a varlet mean

twin flower
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real?

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how bout that

twin flower
vale patio
marsh iris
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we will run out of fuel from all this space testing and just gonna be stuck on this ball

somber stream
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Also developing a tech good enough for mining equipment to work under extreme pressure isn't exactly cheap neither

marsh iris
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unless we can turn seawater into rocket fuel

delicate vapor
marsh iris
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then we can continue testing until the ocean dries up

twin flower
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isnt like floating space debris around earth already becoming a major thing now too

marsh iris
somber stream
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Yeah space trash

twin flower
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already got space garbo and we havent even started mining yet

marsh iris
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idk i heard they gonna make a giant space trapper net

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for the debris

mystic fossil
twin flower
mystic fossil
twin flower
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its still hazardous if they have to map out where they are imo

marsh iris
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we should turn the earth into a rocket, build a giant thruster bigger than himalayan mountains

arctic tapir
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I really wish you could use the Subductor without a shield

marsh iris
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natural mothership

somber stream
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If we can get most of them down to orbit, the atmosphere will handle the rest

twin flower
marsh iris
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then we die from lack of sunlight

twin flower
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I think it was korean tho

mystic fossil
marsh iris
twin flower
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Wandering Earth, or something, thats the title i think

somber stream
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Chinese has been on that "We're the sole saviour of humanity in space" Arc

marsh iris
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ah yess

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also a game called Planetary annihilation

twin flower
gloomy tartan
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Hey mac

marsh iris
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you build thrusters on a moon or planet and launch at enemies' planet

delicate vapor
mystic fossil
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disney really puting everything into this madolorian movie, y'all think it gonna be good?

twin flower
gloomy tartan
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If I was transformed into a trex would you feed me people like some 80s rich drug lord who feeds his enemies to exotic animals

marsh iris
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it's like Supreme Commander but its on a planet or planets

twin flower
gloomy tartan
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Would you do that for me mac

twin flower
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I havent heard of it

twin flower
marsh iris
twin flower
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I'd sell you so people can know whats up

somber stream
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If it's still directed by Jon Favreau then it should turn out fine

gloomy tartan
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You would sell a trex

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Bro you could use me to take whatever you want

mystic fossil
gloomy tartan
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It’s a trex

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Imagine feeding your rivals to me

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Like “ YOU GOT CLOSE BUT YOU MISSED!”

somber stream
gloomy tartan
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You have a gold chain

mystic fossil
twin flower
gloomy tartan
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That’s lame

twin flower
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Also idk if you can keep a trex a secret for long with how big they are

mystic fossil
gloomy tartan
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I don’t get to eat people then?

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That’s what I’m hearing

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Bullshit

twin flower
gloomy tartan
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I’m a trex in this scenario

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Feed me humans

twin flower
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I aint no maniac, best I can do is let you out in the wild, do your own thing KEKW_ogryn

somber stream
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Why would you even want to eat human

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They wear rubber for shoes and clothes

jaunty path
mystic fossil
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yeah, go eat wagyu beef in japan

marsh iris
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rubber for dihh

somber stream
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Cow farms, free food

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Those watch dogs ain't shit

jaunty path
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meat = 3000 bucks

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human is fre...

feral vessel
jaunty path
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trve!!!!

hidden whale
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MEOWDY

delicate vapor
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These noise cancelling headphones hit

somber stream
quaint moss
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:3

delicate vapor
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Apple pro max or something

quaint moss
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protheftchadgryn

delicate vapor
marsh iris
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noise cancelling

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dox noise

somber stream
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AirPods? Fancy

delicate vapor
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The headphones looking one

somber stream
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They do looks like bra on your head btw

delicate vapor
jaunty path
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What if the Mexican Cartel was contacted by the inquisition to fight for tertium

delicate vapor
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What’s in it for them

jaunty path
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They just start skinning wolfer alive

quaint moss
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same same

marsh iris
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colombian necktie wolfer

quaint moss
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they should

mystic fossil
feral vessel
somber stream
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Vato locooo, familia, ese. Gang gang
hold pistol side way

delicate vapor
quaint moss
marsh iris
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peanut butter execution wolfer

feral vessel
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next up: rinda karnak 5 hour ASMR live-stream

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where if you donate she insults you

somber stream
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I'd pay for that

marsh iris
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whats her @

delicate vapor
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Give me one with an eldar

hidden whale
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ive heard enough, turn wolfer into a bidet servitor

quaint moss
marsh iris
jaunty path
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a toilet servitor is not a bad idea

somber stream
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What for lunch this day

delicate vapor
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So basically what happened was

hidden whale
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and vegetable soup for dinner

marsh iris
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quasedilla

gloomy tartan
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Missus

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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If I turned into a trex would you feed me humans

marsh iris
somber stream
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Clam marinara sounds good

gloomy tartan
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So I can be like rahhhh 🦖

delicate vapor
somber stream
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Thanks cat with a butter

mystic fossil
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the exodites have dinos right

marsh iris
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i like clams dip in spicy soy seafood sauce

gloomy tartan
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Do clams like us?

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how smart is a clam ?

mystic fossil
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chris are you high by any chance?

marsh iris
delicate vapor
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Clam soup for when your hungover

gloomy tartan
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How simple is they brain

marsh iris
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he always is on general

gloomy tartan
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Not even I wasn’t on for several days

mystic fossil
somber stream
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😛

gloomy tartan
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Fine sorry I pondered about clams

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GAWD

mystic fossil
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no it's not that

delicate vapor
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Cheeky clam soup for snack

mystic fossil
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what is smarter tho clams or mussels

gloomy tartan
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What about scallops

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Those too

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Which one swims?

mystic fossil
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and oysters ig?

gloomy tartan
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Oysters are like

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Able to get BIG

delicate vapor
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Oysters 12 pack for $24

somber stream
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Clams are freaks

delicate vapor
somber stream
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Look up their gifs NOW

gloomy tartan
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They are all wierdos

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Neat

formal mortar
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So I'm playing warframe, and the girl that talks nonstop, she reminds me of The Chosen from Smosh

whole bough
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i think i have discovered the strongest arbie

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and i could make it even stronger

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i will infact

delicate vapor
formal mortar
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I guess so?

marsh iris
delicate vapor
formal mortar
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I can barely tell when I'm getting into a mission KEKW_ogryn

gloomy tartan
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Hey Licht what would you do if you found a cockatrice

quaint moss
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is it bad that i havent played this game in like over a month

gloomy tartan
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Like eating a squirrel 🐿️ on your lawn

marsh iris
somber stream
mystic fossil
gloomy tartan
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Ok wait real talk

delicate vapor
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Eat it

gloomy tartan
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If y’all found a live gnome

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Would you capture it and sell it

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Lmao

somber stream
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Sell the gnome for 4 million euro

gloomy tartan
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How would you catch the little fucker ?

delicate vapor
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Alcohol

marsh iris
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use the gnomes as electric generator

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hamster turbine

quaint moss
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ah, just been busy with the full time. and the group that i play with werent that good at the game so its just not as fun for them. now i got a solid line up of games for when im off

delicate vapor
quaint moss
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the 3 ive been doing rn is wwz, "water 2", toxic commandos, and stellaris for myself (4)

marsh iris
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hows toxic commandos? is it repetitive?

quaint moss
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super repetitive

marsh iris
delicate vapor
quaint moss
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its a "more" mindless horde shooter

marsh iris
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i like the idea with cars though

quaint moss
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cars are cool

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theres only 4 though

marsh iris
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you can winch other cars?

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like mudrunners

quaint moss
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yuh

marsh iris
quaint moss
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the winch is super fucking cool

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and buggy

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i use it to slingshot the car into the air

marsh iris
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should have mechanics like mudrunners

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mudrunners x zombie shooter

quaint moss
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ima ww, be safes :3

marsh iris
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have fun

delicate vapor
somber stream
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Slow week huh

mystic fossil
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until skulls

delicate vapor
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What a week

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But gotta wait on a Friday at 2am for skulls to start on my time

somber stream
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I'll do a watch party comes then

mystic fossil
delicate vapor
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Aest

delicate vapor
marsh iris
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lichs partay

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snacks and drinks

somber stream
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50 Euro per entry

marsh iris
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hustling all the time

somber stream
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Knave by night

delicate vapor
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It’s free if you blindfold Licht

arctic tapir
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Anyone got the powder that makes you say Skitarii tomorrow?

somber stream
obtuse oak
limpid vigil
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skitari tomorrow

marsh iris
somber stream
obtuse oak
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This one made me laugh

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obtuse oak
somber stream
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I mean we streamed TGA here once, might as well

obtuse oak
hidden whale
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if its not skitarii

somber stream
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Nois, i'll fetch the boys

hidden whale
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are we gonna riot

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orrrr

marsh iris
limpid vigil
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At this point this meme has one foot in the grave - i don't know where the second one is and im concerned

mystic fossil
marsh iris
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oh wait nvm 25 is good

mystic fossil
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what i'm hoping for at least

obtuse oak
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Yeah the strike party channels are pretty big

mystic fossil
marsh iris
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25

limpid vigil
marsh iris
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just enough... i guess?

obtuse oak
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Any more than that would become unusable anyway

marsh iris
mystic fossil
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more than 25 people is deafening

limpid vigil
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if we had more than 25 i know for a fact somebody would turn it into an opera performance

somber stream
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Just mod abuse and mute the loud ones

limpid vigil
hazy valley
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I might join the watch party if I'm not at work tbh EyesEmoji

somber stream
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Door's open clown

hazy valley
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It would be funny to hear everyone's live reaction to the new class

limpid vigil
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we are in a tightly packed car get it right

somber stream
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True . . .

hidden whale
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(new class is catgirls btw)

hazy valley
formal mortar
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idc what new class is, it will be played either way

limpid vigil
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skitarii now

mystic fossil
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MY MANGA AIN'T LOADINGGGG

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touch me rn

hazy valley
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I'll be cheering even if we get a trash servitor as a new class tbh

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I'll dunk heretics into the nearest garbage bin idc

twin flower
somber stream
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It's going to be grand

delicate vapor
somber stream
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But the waiting, oh the waiting

obtuse oak
somber stream
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Of course you are, play tester

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Got all the juicy bits yeah?

obtuse oak
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It's a juicer.

twin flower
somber stream
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The juiciest, one might say

twin flower
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Give us a hint

obtuse oak
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No hints or I'll get shot

twin flower
somber stream
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Hint: ||deez||

mystic fossil
marsh iris
mystic fossil
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guys how do i larp as a skitarii fan

hazy valley
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the funniest possible outcome would be if there's no actual new class and Fatshark have been panicking internally about the meltdown that's going to happen

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there's probably a new class

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but if there wasn't I would LAUGH

hidden whale
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something something machine spirit

mystic fossil
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THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY, but we prob will still get new weapons

feral vessel
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trust me

hazy valley
south mica
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i'm gonna skit my pants

mystic fossil
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could superman solo 40k?

delicate vapor
marsh iris
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probably

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maybe on par with pre-dead emperor

hidden whale
limpid vigil
limpid vigil
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the guy who punched through time?

marsh iris
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Sewerman

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he drains you

hidden whale
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no

marsh iris
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haha

hidden whale
limpid vigil
mystic fossil
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like one that's not universal destroying with a snap of fingers but still more powerful than regular

hazy valley
limpid vigil
feral vessel
limpid vigil
hazy valley
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he would 100% get hit by the green beam thinking he'd be impervious because it's not kryptonite and then he'd watch his memories of Lois fade as his brain is melted rapidly

hazy valley
limpid vigil
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when you think abt it sailor moon could solo 40k no sweat

jaunty path
hazy valley
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she's kinda like a chaos god

limpid vigil
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she did straight up get into a slap fight with a universe destroying god and won

jaunty path
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i dont even like dbz

hidden whale
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problem is chaos gods are conceptual forces

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how do you fight a concept

limpid vigil
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by recreating the universe a bunch

hazy valley
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if Slaanesh doesn't eat her she stands a good chance

jaunty path
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the powerscaling is just annoying

limpid vigil
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ben 10 could solo 40k tho

hidden whale
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base superman is probably dead

limpid vigil
somber stream
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Manifest them into reality then anal fist them into oblivion

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That's how you fight a concept

hidden whale
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superman prime one million or something should be fine, probably kills emperor. idk how hes supposed to fight a chaos god though

limpid vigil
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or gwenpool

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just suck em into a story and let the writers sort it out

hidden whale
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ok im done powerscaling before my brain scoops itself out

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"wowie my super god invincible man beats your super god invincible super man"

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raaaaaaaaaaaaah

limpid vigil
hidden whale
limpid vigil
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squirrel girl

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she always wins

marsh iris
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i remember playing some marvel mobile game, squirrel girl so OP

mystic fossil
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does deadpool regen outmatch the emporer?

limpid vigil
mystic fossil
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reg

limpid vigil
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hmmmm

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depending on continuity then maybe

delicate vapor
limpid vigil
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cuz he was at one point cursed with life

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and straight up could not die

limpid vigil
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and doctor doom

somber stream
limpid vigil
mystic fossil
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batman 1 day of prep vs squirrel girl

limpid vigil
hidden whale
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imagine... taking someone you really like on a date!! showing them your favorite places and music!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA

somber stream
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Hang in there mrrow

limpid vigil
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imagine... a date!!
HAHAHAHAHA

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im sad

mystic fossil
marsh iris
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a date huh...
pensivecbb

wary dove
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If I’m looking for partners for a strike team, what channel would I use to find people?

hidden whale
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now for the REALLY spicy stuff...
||imagine being emotionally vulnerable with someone you trust!!!||

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

somber stream
hidden whale
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the goon forces fill my veins

wary dove
somber stream
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Ur welcome shibe

mystic fossil
mystic fossil
wary dove
mystic fossil
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i must kill all gooners so i can be the only one with access to the goon force

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or smth, idk how flash gets faster

marsh iris
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stop goonkeeping

delicate vapor
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No chores to do anymore in my house

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Who wants me to clean their place

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I take doing chores serious…__

somber stream
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What's your rate

hazy valley
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I just checked there's no way I'm making the watch party for Skulls

lilac crag
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hiya guys

hazy valley
somber stream
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Hide the the company's toilet to watch skull

hazy valley
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9 am I'll be at work for sure

somber stream
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Hello Alex

hazy valley
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but also yeah

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maybe I find somewhere to quietly hide

lilac crag
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hi licht!!!!!!!! hiya cat!!!!!!!!!

hazy valley
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just to peek at the Skulls announcement

lilac crag
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wait what

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wdym ur making the watch party??

somber stream
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We're having a watch party here for Skull 2026

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In one of the strike party

lilac crag
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oh sick

dark pumice
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Nice.

obtuse oak
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Tomorrow 18CEST yeah?

delicate vapor
hidden whale
marsh iris
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darktide in skulls presenting expedition

33

obtuse oak
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I'll be home with my daughter so I'll have to bribe her with something to leave me alone

delicate vapor
obtuse oak
lilac crag
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hi noob

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id join the party but things would be getting wild so

obtuse oak
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There are strike party voice channels that can host 25 people that can be used

somber stream
lilac crag
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i think ill pass

delicate vapor
obtuse oak
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For games

somber stream
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Oh yeah

lilac crag
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ads for ads

obtuse oak
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But no, from what I remember they just start at the communicated time

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The host does some yapping in between

marsh iris
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jame slopshop ads featuring steel legion (krieg minis)

somber stream
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18:00 Sharp

obtuse oak
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Alanah Pearce this year

hidden whale
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skitarri!!!!

delicate vapor
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2am my time to join

hidden whale
delicate vapor
nocturne pewter
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several

marsh iris
dark pumice
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Gotta get up early for host yapping.

obtuse oak
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If I had to guess I'd say it's likely that the darktide announcement comes at the end

dark pumice
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Most likely as a way to finish it off.

obtuse oak
#

Last year I think Arbites was close to the end yeah

nocturne pewter
obtuse oak
#

But this is a pretty stacked year for WH games so maybe not

dark pumice
#

The main games would be at the end, well games that are already out for the newer games need the spotlight for a bit.

obtuse oak
#

They usually begin with a flood of mobile slop lol

delicate vapor
hazy valley
#

I kinda want to dodge the mobile slop tbh

dark pumice
#

Mobile first.
Dawn of War IV second?
Total War 40k third?
Speed Freakz somewhere in the middle or beginning since it releases on Console tomorrow
Darktide and Space Marine 2 near the end

somber stream
#

Sounds about right

twin flower
#

How long does Skulls usually last for

delicate vapor
#

yea

hazy valley
#

that really cool trailer of the Imperial Guard battling Chaos and Space Marines stepping in only for Orks to arrive and wipe out the Space Marines and the Guard to narrowly defeat the Orks in the end

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and all that

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just for a mobile game

marsh iris
twin flower
delicate vapor
#

a week

marsh iris
delicate vapor
#

or u mean the live stream

twin flower
#

No like the actual event as well

delicate vapor
#

a week from what I saw

fallen tree
delicate vapor
#

having shim ramen cup with crab sticks

somber stream
#

Stream should last about an hour or so

dark pumice
#

1 hour and 35-55 minutes.
Give or take, the Omnissiah is pleased and no issues occur.

marsh iris
#

if not enough slots in vc, cross the streams

acoustic pebble
#

Howdy gonna play some darktide

fallen tree
acoustic pebble
fallen tree
#

i like medium rare

dark pumice
#

Good.

acoustic pebble
#

Respectable

#

I like mine RAW

fallen tree
#

honestly, bloodier the better, but there is defs a limit

delicate vapor
marsh iris
#

medium .. well

acoustic pebble
#

I love it bloody

fallen tree
#

its all fine until you get to well done

marsh iris
#

rubber

fallen tree
#

ok you like eating tyres,

#

thats cool

acoustic pebble
#

I also like eating tires

fallen tree
#

quite the spectrum you have

#

raw and tyre

acoustic pebble
#

I eat people

obtuse oak
delicate vapor
marsh iris
#

people eating tires because they need to get a grip

acoustic pebble
obtuse oak
#

Played it for 40 hours and then the playercount dwindled

dark pumice
distant oak
#

They should make a substance to abuse that has zero consequences

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Like water

#

But evil

fallen tree
#

alcohol loregryn

#

wait

#

the effects of alcohol made me not read

#

😔

delicate vapor
#

vhat

distant oak
fallen tree
#

i cant read loregryn

distant oak
#

it’s time for skool

mystic fossil
#

gl

fallen tree
#

dattebayo

mystic fossil
#

it's time for eepy

obtuse oak
distant oak
#

not for ME

obtuse oak
#

Scrapjet my beloved

distant oak
#

Being able to post links in general

#

The true end game

mystic fossil
delicate vapor
distant oak
obtuse oak
dark pumice
delicate vapor
#

ill surely get the game when its on sale

mystic fossil
#

I SAID GOOD LUCK FIRST ):

delicate vapor
#

nopt on sale

#

i mean

fallen tree
delicate vapor
#

FUCK

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brain fart

obtuse oak
#

Just kinda niche so it didn't retain enough players to fill lobbies at all hours which caused more people to leave etc

#

Console release tomorrow so hopefully that'll breathe some life back into it

dark pumice
#

Yes.

fallen tree
#

ahh of course, so oce servers would be killed even sooner KEKW_ogryn

#

thats sad, it went under my radar, i would have played

jaunty path
hidden whale
#

it must be lacking marketing or any serious content creation

marsh iris
#

speedfreaks dead malls 😔

dark pumice
elder merlin
#

One day speedfreakz will come out for console

dark pumice
#

Yeah tomorrow during the Skullz event

keen moon
dark pumice
#

^

marsh iris
delicate vapor
#

having

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spicy fried prawns with rice..

chilly osprey
#

Warhammer leak
Next update they just exterminatus the planet and the servers shut down

elder merlin
elder merlin
dark pumice
distant oak
#

Good riddance

marsh iris
#

listening back post rock

delicate vapor
#

whats it cooking

marsh iris
#

if you smell

delicate vapor
marsh iris
distant oak
#

Blows you up with mind

feral vessel
#

doro doro beam

delicate vapor
marsh iris
#

jack-o-doro

ripe quarry
#

skitarii tommorow!

delicate vapor
ripe quarry
dire kayak
#

ooouuggghhh

marsh iris
#

the goober howls

delicate vapor
somber stream
#

Religious talk at work today

cosmic burrow
#

Why

somber stream
#

"Buddha vs Jesus, who wins"

delicate vapor
cosmic burrow
#

I do

delicate vapor
#

wins in what

marsh iris
#

the heck

somber stream
#

Single combat

delicate vapor
#

a cooking competition

marsh iris
#

being nice

cosmic burrow
#

Well

#

Jesus wins in wine making competition

somber stream
#

Buddha can materialize food and drinks out of thin air

cosmic burrow
#

Kewl

rose nova
#

guys it's tomorrow for me and there is still no skitarii do i shit my pants and set my house on fire now

delicate vapor
#

yea

rose nova
#

fuck... 😔

obtuse oak
#

There was barely any marketing

hidden whale
#

(maybe)

#

(it might be felinids)

cosmic burrow
foggy wagon
cosmic burrow
#

Tommorow will be the full trailer

cosmic burrow
delicate vapor
#

and the slop store reset

cosmic burrow
#

That isngw event for all warhammer games

rose nova
hidden whale
rose nova
#

wait

hidden whale
#

so you must be adopted

rose nova
#

is that you brother

hidden whale
#

brother?

rose nova
#

oh my goodness

#

i have found you

hidden whale
#

name the best class right now

rose nova
#

my twin brother

#

veteran

hidden whale
#

O.O

rose nova
#

because i like it

delicate vapor
#

Jerald

hidden whale
#

brother...

stuck wasp
#

If we go by last year's way, it'll reveal and announce the release date, and have an event alongside it.

hidden whale
#

there is no need for more words

foggy wagon
hidden whale
#

we will meet on atoma

#

as true veterans

delicate vapor
rose nova
dire kayak
#

saturnine praetor today

#

hopefully

delicate vapor
#

w

amber delta
#

I kitbashed my saturnine praetor into a daemon prince chadgryn

delicate vapor
amber delta
#

hello elios

delicate vapor
#

hello tung

amber delta
#

I'm tung

delicate vapor
#

sahur

rose nova
#

Triple t in the flesh

marsh iris
#

wow blood suddenly start rushing to my arm

#

muh veins

delicate vapor
amber delta
#

sounds like your arm might have been blood deprived

delicate vapor
#

damn we gotta cut off garu's arm

marsh iris
jaunty path
#

got blocked by a scammer

#

Wish I could be more annoying before they blocked me

#

I spammed "Show your AI art, now"

#

they responded with sob emoji

little marten
#

👹

amber delta
#

when I get dm'd by someone trying to sell their art I always say no thanks AI makes all my art

jaunty path
#

said individuals are trying to scam you with AI art anyway

#

the moment you expose them they will block you

#

so

#

harass them

#

waste their time

#

lead them on

amber delta
#

damn and I thought I was making them feel bad their job is getting invalidated by AI

somber stream
#

Take them on a date

jaunty path
#

Dumbass.

somber stream
#

Tell them how good they look in their outfit, that their hairlines are so well defined

#

Tell them, their charm is unlike any you've ever seen

amber delta
#

which AI model did you use to make your outfit

jaunty path
#

Talk to them about skibidi toilet

somber stream
#

Then order a 2,000 euro meal and escape via toilet

thorn copper
delicate vapor
jaunty path
#

ok

#

skitarri ACTUALLY tomorrow

#

unlike the lobotomites spamming skibidi tomorrow

delicate vapor
#

doonk

jaunty path
#

Donks

delicate vapor
wet swift
#

I am not really a fun of getting another class while we still fight the dame 8 enemies 8 in the same maps over and over but I guess that's something

#

Better than expeditions at least

jaunty path
#

and guess what

twin flower
#

Hope theres new weapons too

jaunty path
#

we're not gonna get shitttt- actually we'll probably get new maps

#

if we dont

#

Fatshark is more silly than we thought

#

or

#

they are running a bare bones dev team!

#

I dont know a single damn thing about whats going down over there but its 100% tomfoolery

delicate vapor
#

yup another paid holiday for the team

jaunty path
#

Like

#

new class

#

no new maps

#

does not make sense AT ALL

#

but

twin flower
#

i mean

jaunty path
#

so does a lot of FS's decisions

twin flower
#

i dont think we got a new map when arby came out did we

jaunty path
#

I mean- Actually yea

#

lmfao.

#

silly as shit still

arctic escarp
#

skitarii

#

6 7

jaunty path
#

We need A LOT more maps

#

but

#

knowing fs

#

def not

twin flower
#

Atp, I'm, just looking foward to Total War 40k or Dow4

jaunty path
#

Im looking forward to aimbot ability

delicate vapor
#

i got you in my sights

#

or something idk

jaunty path
#

then MORE dipshits complaining about the game being hard because the game isnt playing itself

marsh iris
#

overwatch soldier 67

shell goblet
#

soldier 6 7

jaunty path
#

its honestly annoying when mfs switch classes in havoc because they think somehow changing classes will actually help us

#

and like

#

bro

delicate vapor
jaunty path
#

it does not fucking matter

#

you going bubble psyker isnt gonna gurantee a win

#

or improve the changes significantly

#

new seed every attempt

#

its such a waste

#

such a stupid mentality

#

just play the fuckin game

#

and stop using ds

#

im tired of teammates relying on eachother for horde clear

#

What a bunch of lazy fucks

twin flower
amber delta
#

actually swapping to zealot or scum for a blight spreads map can improve your chances significantly 🤓 ☝️

#

also swapping to an ogryn for any reason improves your chances because ogryns are the bestest

jaunty path
#

YOU hate rot armor

delicate vapor
#

I EAT rot armor

marsh iris
#

bolbgun

amber delta
#

rot armor is gone

dusty kayak
marsh iris
#

wgat if fresh armor

jaunty path
#

you hate rot armor

amber delta
#

and I cant even test the reworked rot armor because its like the third week without it in rotation

dusty kayak
jaunty path
#

skitarri arent even fully human so it doesnt matter

dusty kayak
dire kayak
#

mechanicus 2 tomorrow

jaunty path
#

Man people say servitorization is bad but I'm starting to think a few people deserve it because I feel just slightly annoyed for no good reason.

amber delta
jaunty path
#

necron x mecha gaem

#

very gu

#

d

dusty kayak
jaunty path
#

if i was president

#

we would have servitors

#

servitors are good because

#

person says crusher bad

#

post servitorization

#

crusher good

dusty kayak
#

should I be a servitor for thinking Ogryn needs a buff

little marten
#

I have seen

jaunty path
#

no clue i dont play him that much ngl

little marten
#

The latest leaks

delicate vapor
#

crusher helped me

dusty kayak
marsh iris
#

fish curry tomorrow

short geyser
#

Good morning
Everybody

jaunty path
#

Fish curry tomorrow

amber delta
#

ogryn always needs a buff yes please make him even more op im totally not biased

dire kayak
dusty kayak
dire kayak
dusty kayak
little marten
#

Maybe I’m a bad ogryn but I can’t play it without getting focused and shredded by every gunner ever

dire kayak
dusty kayak
#

buff him eleven times in a row

dire kayak
dusty kayak
#

or just set every one of his stats to 4x

dire kayak
#

i struggle with that too

dusty kayak
#

there fixed

little marten
#

How do we make ourselves less of a target

somber stream
#

Is that a real thing

short geyser
dusty kayak
jaunty path
little marten
#

Ok based

#

Let me share the leak with you all

dire kayak
#

reminder that ogryns are on space marine level and yet struggle with fighting crushers

dusty kayak
#

AKIRAR TO ROROW

#

AKIRARRI TOMORROW

little marten
#

⚙️NEW CLASS REVEAL: SHITTARI ⚙️

Cybernetic fighters, ruthless warriors, devout vanguards of the Omnissiah; the Adeptus Mechanicus Shittari are coming to Darktide as the next DLC class.

In case you missed the reveal check it here; https://youtu.be/3mqy5uWXvzM?si=eZGxdZAGVptXTh9M

Shittari comes in warm and shitty. Lobotomised, augmented vanguards of the Mechanicus, the Shittari legions are tech specialists utilising destructive poo weapons and high-tech fart combat. They bring a heap of new dumps to the table (albeit a messy table), with technologically impressive weapons including the new skid cannon for long range devastation, and the fartsonic blades for deadly close range combat.

Having shed the trivial limitations of flesh, the Shittari will support a range of customisation options. Choose from a variety of augmented diaper choices and three unique personalities that capture the essence of what it felt like hammering your keyboard in rage when hive scum was announced; only with a voice modulator to sound more robotic!

Bring the might of the Omnissiah to the streets of Tertium with new combat abilities. This includes the Fecal Launcher MKV, an earth shattering shoulder mounted cannon delivering automatic high explosive poo-loads, the Swervo Skull that loudly emits high-pitched screeching when anyone suggests an alternative class might be cool, and finally the Flatulence Turret, a deployable stationary turret which fires high velocity galvanised farticles.

Wield this arsenal and more when the Shittari come to Darktide June 23rd.

jaunty path
#

omg

#

farts

dusty kayak
#

I will not be clicking that link however

short geyser
jaunty path
little marten
dire kayak
lilac crag
#

not in havoc tho

#

havoc just fucking

#

eats ur hp anyway

somber stream
#

Someone do the shit joke

dire kayak
#

havoc should be banned

lilac crag
#

YOU should be banned from every fast food joint

#

muehehe

dire kayak
#

hmph

dusty kayak
little marten
#

Tbf the link really adds to the authenticity of the shitpost

molten matrix
#

aeldari corsair tomorrow!

dusty kayak
lilac crag
#

we are not shooting yamato

dusty kayak
dire kayak
lilac crag
#

what hte heck u two

delicate vapor
#

we WILL be shooting yam

little marten
#

Gonna have to spend the day swerving the boys spoilers till I can see this shitshow for myself

somber stream
dusty kayak
short geyser
dusty kayak
little marten
marsh iris
#

Homielander

somber stream
#

It's Skull

short geyser
somber stream
#

Just the skull bit

little marten
#

Oh nice then yeah I’ll do my best to be there

delicate vapor
#

Omelander

somber stream
#

Skull, at 18:00 CEST

dire kayak
#

hmmm

#

i found my chaos space marines transfer sheet

little marten
#

5pm U.K. time?!?!

#

I might not be home 😞

delicate vapor
#

also just waiting for the slop store to reset

dire kayak
#

so i can properly do an iron warriors saturnine praetor

dusty kayak
somber stream
little marten
#

Why so early that sucks

#

Give me the skulls lead project manager email I’ll send them my concerns rn

amber delta
little marten
amber delta
#

based

little marten
#

Had a spare 15 mins

dusty kayak
little marten
#

Actually 20 cause I had to double check the formatting lol

delicate vapor
normal thorn
#

skitarii tomorrow, now literally

marsh iris
#

30hrs 40 mins

delicate vapor
short geyser
marsh iris
normal thorn
#

i cant believe it, skitarii is only 30 hours away!

wet swift
#

Yeah as I was saying before getting distracted
We really need new maps and enemies and no, expedition maps don't count

#

I can't believe we got scum and arbites without mew maps or enemies

normal thorn
little marten
#

  • New maps

  • New weapons for base classes

  • New modifiers

  • maybe shittari