general-chat

[formal mortar]

Jokaero class

[astral basin]

@lilac crag

[crude hull]

Ogryn: You do not talk much, fur man. I like you!
Dr. Zaius: ...Ook.
Ogryn: Ha ha ha! You make me laugh!

[astral basin]

Thered be so many racist names if it was jokaero

[sly quest]

@modest flume pspsps

[crude hull]

Arbites Maul: Working with your lot once was more than enough, now I must suffer your incessant babble AGAIN!?
Dr. Zaius: Ook OOK AAH AAH!
Arbites Maul: Insubordination! Mandated Edict: Assault training for my Cyber-Mastiff.

[crude hull]

Insert Frieza meme here

[fair bridge]

@formal mortar 5140747198

[sly quest]

Dude I’m newwww🥺

[true widget]

guyss what do i do help me

alice help m

alicewyd wyd

[sly quest]

Hiii whats wrong

I’m playing rn:)

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[sly quest]

Do you need something?

[formal mortar]

What's up sam?

[modest flume]

zoaaa sammay

[astral basin]

“Clipping tf2”

[true widget]

what are u playing

is it

oh my go

diom joiining the v RIGHT NOW

are u guys ready

[sly quest]

I’m playing darktide, wanna play?

[true widget]

sjhshs i need to delete medal

[sly quest]

Yes

[elder merlin]

@modest flume pspsps

[elder merlin]

Darktide you say?

[sly quest]

Mhm

[elder merlin]

Time to shake the rust off then, add me

Wake up, @shell goblet

Join us

@sly quest?

[delicate vapor]

join the vc then boa

[elder merlin]

Cant

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

I refuse to update the discord app after that whole fiasco, so it doesnt let me join voice chats

[delicate vapor]

mines updated

[elder merlin]

I mean, you're gay, so that checks out

[delicate vapor]

no

consider NOT having fear over an update

[elder merlin]

Listen i aint gonna make it easy for them to get my shit

[marsh iris]

darktiding huh...

[hazy kestrel]

Do I have the willpower for one more salvage run? Hmmmmm

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

I mean, i know they already get it from a ton of other places

But still

[drowsy lynx]

real

[marsh iris]

[elder merlin]

Just send me a damn invite

[hazy kestrel]

72,545 salvage atm. I can’t wait for this to be over.

[elder merlin]

Damn, ya'll play expeditions?

[hazy kestrel]

Unfortunately

[delicate vapor]

think all of them are playing rn

[twin flower]

no vc no invite

[elder merlin]

It was always too late then

There was never any hope

[delicate vapor]

when does it get better

[elder merlin]

It doesnt

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’ll just play Mordhau for a bit.

[marsh iris]

bardin' it

[sly quest]

JOIN THE VC

[twin flower]

Get taht Mordhau grip

[marsh iris]

grippin....

[delicate vapor]

50% off plat on warframe

just gonna... buy

[elder merlin]

You'll have to kill me

[marsh iris]

buy me a boltor prime part

[delicate vapor]

you can farm that

[elder merlin]

Fuckin warframe lol

[marsh iris]

prime parts are so back?!

[sly quest]

Why:(

[elder merlin]

Some people were never meant to vc

[marsh iris]

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

I wanna give my money to shit companies but they won't bring back skins I want

[sly quest]

Just watch:)

[elder merlin]

Vc killed my family

[marsh iris]

skin fatshark and wear it

join VC, we have poonji sticks

[twin flower]

wassat

[somber stream]

1 day till Felinid

[marsh iris]

sharp sticks covered in poo for the hole trap

[shell goblet]

we're playing gta online instead bc darktide was so genuinely bad we figured this couldn't be much worse

[fair bridge]

@true widget 5140747198

[elder merlin]

Man, i miss suicide bombing people's cars

[sly quest]

Join so you can play next match:)

[elder merlin]

I cant

[sly quest]

aw:(

[marsh iris]

my fur is groomed for the day

oh wow all the cool people in one VC

[twin flower]

Im just watching people

le grooot

[marsh iris]

grot

[delicate vapor]

garu

everyone else on tide and im on frame

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[marsh iris]

looks like mallow is playing at 15 FPS

hi aru

[twin flower]

he's also using a Steering Wheel as his controller

[marsh iris]

Dirttide Rally 2.0

[delicate vapor]

you can hear the steer

[twin flower]

Need for Tide, Darkwheels

[marsh iris]

lmao yeah the zipping

open na noor

[somber stream]

KartTide

[twin flower]

hodor

[marsh iris]

lmao good stuff.. now i must resume work

[twin flower]

werk it

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

1Gbs Package, 50 euro a month, 500kb download speed

Why are we like this

[mystic fossil]

Join vox 5 licht

[somber stream]

Working

[mystic fossil]

Fah

@fair bridge what’s binded to what

[marsh iris]

@somber stream https://youtu.be/hUAie-X3u8I?t=82
you

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I can't load the website

[marsh iris]

[mystic fossil]

Lmao nice

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Peak Germany internet experience

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

u vant me to stream this varframe or zes no

[marsh iris]

its ok my child

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

uncs working

[delicate vapor]

then why u here

[marsh iris]

chatting is fine

[somber stream]

Shitpost ayyyy

[marsh iris]

office job pft

[astral basin]

Hmmm

[marsh iris]

butt thanks doe

[elder merlin]

Humanity has always been shit

[somber stream]

Internet speed is the standard metric to gauge humanity's quality confirmed

[astral basin]

Lol

[somber stream]

Does this mean Korean are the best of us

[marsh iris]

must be the plastic

[somber stream]

They have built in fiber optics

Must be the reason

The fox in my browser has crossed the street for over 70 times by now and yet, i remains

[hallow wigeon]

Skitari tmr
Can anyone catch me up?

I took a break back when Hivescum released, what have I missed?

[delicate vapor]

not much

[hallow wigeon]

I heard there was a balance patch or something?

[delicate vapor]

snall patch

[somber stream]

Armoured enemies nerf

Less Crusher now

But a lot more specials

[hallow wigeon]

Oh sweet :]

[graceful hamlet]

Psyker buff

[marsh iris]

tung

[graceful hamlet]

it wasn’t anything

[somber stream]

Inferno staff got a bit stronger

[marsh iris]

licht wen

[hallow wigeon]

Oh? How much stronger?

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[somber stream]

'Delete 8 crusher in under 8 seconds' stronger

[hallow wigeon]

Holy inferno staff buff

I wanted to play ogryn but I might have to see this for myself

[somber stream]

The admech update, if the leaks are to be believed

Is the biggest one yet in Tide history

The cog fanboys will surely cream they pants

[marsh iris]

creamy lube

[hallow wigeon]

Ooooo, I want to and don't want to know at the same time

Its so close but so farrrr

[somber stream]

Tomorrah

[marsh iris]

confirm?

[somber stream]

6:00 PM CEST

[marsh iris]

12am for me

[somber stream]

Wanna do a watch party?

[marsh iris]

very much, like last time

[somber stream]

TGA was a nothing burger

[delicate vapor]

skulls starts on a 2am for me

[elder oasis]

I think it starts like almost 1300 hrs or smth

For me i mean

[marsh iris]

join

[elder oasis]

Actually no for everyone im removing time zones

[delicate vapor]

ill only be there for 2 parts and sleep

[somber stream]

We will hype you up

Prepare spare undies

[marsh iris]

[elder oasis]

How many hours away is skulls

[delicate vapor]

like 1 day and something hours

[elder oasis]

Is it nearing 36

[somber stream]

There's a countdown in Darktide's launcher

[jaunty path]

The boys new episode tomorrow

[somber stream]

I heard the cosmetic store is ||Mechanicus themed|| this time

[elder oasis]

A countdown! Alas my laptop is not unpacked and i am lazy in my moment of rest

[marsh iris]

37 hrs

[elder oasis]

I see

So yeah aprox. 1300 hrs for me

Which is annoying

[marsh iris]

take sick leave and say you got a skull infection

[elder oasis]

Perhaps i shall find a task on the computer at work to be able to watch the stream while i make money

[somber stream]

Or slack off in the Company's toilet

"I had spicy mexican food yesterday"

[elder oasis]

I dont work for a company, or perhaps i do

[marsh iris]

i ate tainted rashuns boss

[elder oasis]

Is the goverment considered a company

[somber stream]

Yes

[elder oasis]

Then i work for a military company

[somber stream]

Corporate America

[elder oasis]

No no

Im more north

[marsh iris]

lockheed martin employee no way

[somber stream]

Canadien. . .

[elder oasis]

So they claim

Tho many have convinced me canada is not real

[elder oasis]

You figured it out

What is that

[marsh iris]

[elder oasis]

Nvm its a defence contractor... they seem to make planes and missiles

Bethesda? They named a place after a video game developer how silly

[marsh iris]

it just works..

[elder oasis]

Dont they know the next elder scrolls is gonna suck? Change it now

[somber stream]

I'm looking forward to the mods

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[fallow rivet]

I heard about a new update on this game

When r they dropping the new class

[marsh iris]

37 hours

[fallow rivet]

Liar liar pants on fire

[marsh iris]

nah thats just skulls

[astral basin]

Aa

[marsh iris]

hey Bb

[fallow rivet]

I need a new class to drop

I wanna play

[astral basin]

No

[twin flower]

prolly wont drop til another couple weeks after the reveal lmao

[marsh iris]

people say it may be mid june but who knows

[somber stream]

Usually 2-3 weeks after reveal

Should be around the same time as arby

[marsh iris]

you can h40 in the meantime

[delicate vapor]

some odd bit sticking out on my warframe makes them look like a sad cats ears

[somber stream]

Show me your catframe

[delicate vapor]

said catframe is the muscle mommy frame

[fallow rivet]

Thank god

[wintry tapir]

I thought hearing nothing but the anarchist voice when hive scum first dropped was funny

[marsh iris]

miss my valkyr

punchy lady

[somber stream]

My Valkyr is well-regarded ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[delicate vapor]

valkyr heriloom

[marsh iris]

i remember valkyr can virtually be god mode if she keeps killing shit

not sure if still the case

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[delicate vapor]

team buffs

[somber stream]

🏝️ 😼

[nocturne bloom]

my m1 garand is now fully complete. bayonet and sling are attached

i have the belt with pouches too

[marsh iris]

add a grenade underbarrel

[delicate vapor]

weed pouch

[marsh iris]

smoke weed through the barrel like that Platoon scene with willem dafoe

[graceful hamlet]

Now bullpup it

[nocturne bloom]

I bullpuped your mom

[graceful hamlet]

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

This guy has a solid parkour velocity build on valk for sure

[somber stream]

Car

[marsh iris]

do you still can wall run in warframe?

[astral basin]

I need to play 99 for bike

[marsh iris]

iirc they removed it or something long ago

[astral basin]

Core mechanic
If they removed it at one point, you aged yourself

[somber stream]

You can't wall run anymore

[astral basin]

Oh what

[somber stream]

You do wall leap

[astral basin]

Oh right

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Riiiiight

You cling to the wall

I thought…?

Eh havent been on in over a year

[marsh iris]

i like using Kamas and spin to win

[somber stream]

Nvm they brought them back

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Oml

Licht

[marsh iris]

oh yeah I FUCKING HATE FLYING IN SPACE

[somber stream]

Nvm they remove it again

It was a bug for a short while

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Im pretty sure wall running is a mastery challenge

[formal mortar]

Wall running doesn't exist, once feet are on wall it becomes floor

[marsh iris]

archwing fucking sucks

i remember

[formal mortar]

I couldn't figure out how to get the archwing so I stopped playing

[marsh iris]

i cringed

[somber stream]

Archwing missions suck balls

[marsh iris]

i hope they remove it

[formal mortar]

I was dropped off in some openworld area and then I couldn't advance anywhere else as far as I could tell

[somber stream]

I'll take the big space ship, thanks

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

I wish i dod more big ship missions

[somber stream]

Pimp your ship

[astral basin]

Shimp moderately pimp

[formal mortar]

Should I get off tide and play frame?

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[marsh iris]

should i reinstall frame

[astral basin]

Sid playing the loot box shooter

[formal mortar]

?

[astral basin]

Cs2

[formal mortar]

I haven't played cs2 much

[marsh iris]

im gonna farm that one boltor prime part ive been missing for years

[formal mortar]

I'm quite bad at CS now

[somber stream]

There's an upcoming Tenno con, they're selling most sought after mods and items at Baro's

Prepare your ducats

[formal mortar]

CS is still fun imo

I need to get Malleus Monstronum penance sometime

And cliffhanger has been a pain

[marsh iris]

knife skin

[formal mortar]

I sold all my knife skins in cs

[marsh iris]

rich

[formal mortar]

I used all the money

Was quite a bit too

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

Several grand

Lemme load up frame and see what's up

[somber stream]

Space nun

[marsh iris]

Ash ulti spam was funny

[astral basin]

The savk the bites you back

[somber stream]

Meanwhile Banshee and Loki is forever forsaken by DE

[astral basin]

At least banshee gets skins

[cosmic burrow]

There will be none nuns left

[astral basin]

Does she have a prime tho?

[somber stream]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

oh yeah my hildryn is busted

[astral basin]

Indeed

[delicate vapor]

[ancient tinsel]

[formal mortar]

I think I've only played the starter excalibur or w/e

The sword guy

[somber stream]

DE's golden boy

I'm sick of that guy

[formal mortar]

de?

[astral basin]

Arthur

[formal mortar]

I'm lacking in knowledge

[somber stream]

Digital Extreme, Warframe's dev

[formal mortar]

oh

[somber stream]

He get not one, not two, but FOUR REWORKS

[formal mortar]

Give him 9 more

[graceful hamlet]

I wish I could get into Warframe

[twin flower]

cold baths in hawt weather

[delicate vapor]

half these job applications actually suck

[twin flower]

Sorry to hear that

[marsh iris]

take the other half

normal process i suppose

[delicate vapor]

i doubt a single one would even see my application

[graceful hamlet]

Don’t forget to trick the AI bot with invisible words

[somber stream]

That

Also apply early in the day also help

Like, 6-7 AM

[formal mortar]

Forgot I uninstalled frame so gonna watch an episode of scum of the brave while it installs

My favorite job applications are the ones where I won't take the job but I apply anyways to annoy them for offering such garbage terms

[astral basin]

Hmmm

[formal mortar]

Do the interview then tell them why I'm not taking the job

[astral basin]

An entry level job that doesnt hold entry level standards is just a shit job

[formal mortar]

Precisely

[real fog]

hey i downloaded darktide i needed someone to play 1st campaign with me

[astral basin]

Low key i just posted in the lfg channel what i was doing and hopped on a vc
Got a BUNCH of pissy havoc weirdos
But otherwise eh

[ionic eagle]

hi..

[somber stream]

I got a French to join me once

[real fog]

bruh but still better than bots

though

[delicate vapor]

pink now

[ionic eagle]

what

[somber stream]

"You guys doing Havoc?"
"No we're Helldiving"
"In the darktide server? Helldiving?"
"Yes"
"... can i join?"

[delicate vapor]

ur role

es pink

[ionic eagle]

yea

[astral basin]

Had that happen on a nightreign session here

[real fog]

uhh so anybody here up for darktide?

[somber stream]

Literally anything but Darktide around here

[astral basin]

This is genchat
We shoot the shit here. Sometimes answer questions
Youll get more answers in #vox-lfg-lexicanum
mayyyyybe in one of the class chats

[somber stream]

Also #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[ionic eagle]

gen chat is front page reddit

or 4chan after the nerf

[real fog]

alr alr but other channel seems deadish nobody active there

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Fucking REAL
its gonna look a lot more like it in a couple days with the looming reveal trailer

[stark bobcat]

its almost midnight on a weekday

yes

for NA

[astral basin]

Especially on skulls release with the constant “where new class” or “where skitarii”

[delicate vapor]

its beastmen who took a plasma weapon off a corpse

[ionic eagle]

i gotta be honest about something here and idk if its the same with anyone else but it feels close to impossible to make friends that dont ghost or get disinterested

[real fog]

man should i play darktide or spacemarine

[somber stream]

"pOWdEr thAt MaKe yoU saY Skiibidi Tomorrow"

[real fog]

like what would be easier to get coop on

[primal wigeon]

Imagine if for skulls, We got "Skitarii will be here tomorrow" appear or be said by a character

[somber stream]

You mean like in this particular discord server?

[ionic eagle]

i kinda just joined this server bc i wanted to be around people but idk

no in general

[modest flume]

Hello, let's be friends

[ionic eagle]

lit lets go

[somber stream]

We have a few regular here that talk and shit post and maybe play the game sometimes

[real fog]

thats kinda wierd dawg

[ionic eagle]

i was shitzoposting a bit ago

[astral basin]

Thats the internet
Most people engage in title chasing
You gotta find your game you like and be the host for casual gaming in between everything else
Or join the workforce and only get 3 sessions of something a week.

[somber stream]

Whole 3 sessions? Such luxury

[ionic eagle]

i make music for a "living"

[ionic eagle]

i do not want to do this workforce thing

[fair bridge]

pretty normal in an online space where most people sort of interact with each other on a transient basis

[delicate vapor]

applying for any job in melb is just ass to begin with

[astral basin]

Assuming said sessions are between 45m-4hrs

[true widget]

hrrmmyeah

[ionic eagle]

fuck melb but like its cool ig

[somber stream]

Yeah can't really expect consistent friendship when you interact with them like 2-3 message a day

[cosmic burrow]

Also. Far far west is good

Like really good

[delicate vapor]

I only got two of my jobs through referral

[ionic eagle]

._.

[astral basin]

Saint Karien Saint Karien, what yuri do you offer?

[true widget]

im trying tog et better at texting online friends

[fair bridge]

servers about games are fine enough to meet people in but it's all transient still

[ionic eagle]

but thats not like.. what i do. im currently trying to hold a dying friend group together i swear everyone fucked off and if im not there 24 7 then nobody sticks around

[fair bridge]

sometimes it's meant to be

that's the nature of relationships sometimes

[ionic eagle]

my friend who barely talks to me told me to come here bc we play it and then he fucked off

like what

[fiery wave]

More spooder bondage.

[somber stream]

If they're interested and want to sustain that relationship then they'll stick around, it takes two. Else just, move on?

[cosmic burrow]

The curse

[somber stream]

Why bother?

[fiery wave]

And 69.

[cosmic burrow]

Well it takes 2 to tango jvne

[primal wigeon]

What madness has come forth in this channel of thie

[somber stream]

Alex?

[ionic eagle]

no

[cosmic burrow]

The usual

[marsh iris]

[ionic eagle]

fine ill go away dear god

[fair bridge]

general discussions in the general chat whaat

[true widget]

hu h

[true widget]

mind.. BLOWN

[cosmic burrow]

Why?

[marsh iris]

degeneral

[cosmic burrow]

No one is kicking you out

[fiery wave]

Someone asked me a question. I answered bluntly.

[astral basin]

Such grand words of yuri

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Look, I can't go into details.

[astral basin]

Lowkey meming it as lady of the lake
“What wisdom do you offer”

But like. Karien offers such grandness

[primal wigeon]

Pure madness but acceptable madness.

[cosmic burrow]

Class chats are more peaceful

[primal wigeon]

Past the crackheads

[fair bridge]

i hope i didn't disturb my bf while i was in vc

got a little silly

[fiery wave]

Avoid Zealot unless you want more General but maybe worse.

[delicate vapor]

full steer to the right

[fair bridge]

full steer to the right

[true widget]

full steer

DRIFTING

HRRRGGGNN

[modest flume]

Bludd was popping off playing Ogryn Kart

[marsh iris]

GAS GAS GAS

gastide

[fair bridge]

i need to upgrade the sensitivity on the wheel

[formal mortar]

Mallow was fragging out

[fair bridge]

or better yet maybe actually use tilt controls

[somber stream]

Did you got it to work?

[fair bridge]

like with gyro

[fair bridge]

yeah lol and it sucked

it was fun though

[marsh iris]

mallow is playing twisted metal

[somber stream]

Did you consulted Dark Soul forums

[fair bridge]

no i just bound each wheel input to a keyboard key

and the wheel to mouse left/right

[somber stream]

That shrimple huh

[fair bridge]

i think i fucked up using a level 1 character because it was just too squishy

next time i'm just gonna use booger

[delicate vapor]

U turn to hit gunner

[astral basin]

Consulting dark souls forums is wild

Most useless places ever for casuals

[somber stream]

They got gaming on a potato possible

Only a logical thing to do

[fair bridge]

what if i could use a kinect

[somber stream]

Wait, i was wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1F58OCqMEI
It was 3 bananas

[marsh iris]

you mean use the camera?

[fair bridge]

yeah like the sensor and stuff

use arm swinging movements for attack inputs

[marsh iris]

Just Dance
Just Darktide

[fair bridge]

yeeee

[fair bridge]

peak

[astral basin]

Just saw minor gooner peak in zealchat

Anyways

[marsh iris]

running on the spot to move

fuck that sounds tiring

good workout though

[fair bridge]

probably the most cursed thing ever said in this channel

[marsh iris]

actually a brilliant idea to stay fit

[astral basin]

I want my fireball but this damn vape is coating my throat and chest making me depressed

[fair bridge]

yeah fuck the under-the-desk pedals

[astral basin]

Im hitting it again anyways

[fair bridge]

play darktide with the wii fit board

[astral basin]

Ahem. “Her tail wagged”

#general-chat message

[primal wigeon]

I like to imagine the classes channel as a long hallway, each room is just filled with one class. quite the karkers

[fair bridge]

infinitely more harmless than what you said

[marsh iris]

darktide VR

[fair bridge]

my dream

[somber stream]

pukes

[marsh iris]

first time?

[astral basin]

Licht has motion sickness apparently

Get a fan

[delicate vapor]

the muscle mommy warframe is done

[fair bridge]

i want to play more blade and sorcery

that game is baller

[marsh iris]

i got motion sickness too, so i used the teleport movement function

[fair bridge]

never got that!!! idk why

my bf put the headset on and immediately felt it

[marsh iris]

the fluid movement makes me dizzy AF

[somber stream]

I might get a VR just to play Alyx

[graceful hamlet]

Adapt, power through 💪

[fair bridge]

alyx is the best VR game out there and it's incredibly sad

[somber stream]

Maybe a cheap but have average performance

[marsh iris]

just rawdog the puke

keep playing

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[graceful hamlet]

Just puke in a bucket

Ez

[fair bridge]

had all this time to make peak VR games and all these cunts are making the same "X Simulator" slop

[marsh iris]

Robo Recall and Gorn was my game

[fair bridge]

or infighting over yet another firearm sim

[graceful hamlet]

Isn’t there a VR mmo? Or did that die already

[fair bridge]

technically vrchat

[graceful hamlet]

Nah there was something else

[fair bridge]

i think i know what you mean

i forgor

[marsh iris]

same

[somber stream]

To be fair the VR market isn't really as big as PC yet. And game like Alyx take considerable resource and time to develope

Something Valve have plenty

[graceful hamlet]

The funniest thing about VR chat is that video of the chick who’s psychically allergic to tomatoes

[fair bridge]

i genuinely do not believe most of that shit

like it's funny

but i do not believe people like that are real

i think those videos are fake as fuck

[marsh iris]

-# i play VR chat and used Tigger as avatar

[graceful hamlet]

It’s like that bell curve graph meme. You’re at the top of the curve where you think it’s fake.

[fair bridge]

that mean im smort as hell or dumb as Shit

[graceful hamlet]

The smart and dumb people believe it’s real 🙏

[fair bridge]

finally we have unity

[graceful hamlet]

Because there are people that crazy online

[fair bridge]

i want to play vrchat more

tons of fun games on there

wouldn't mind picking up 3d modelling again and making furry avatars for tons of money

those people have tons of it

[graceful hamlet]

Get that bread

[somber stream]

Imagine Half-life 3 is VR

Wait fuck me what if it really is

[graceful hamlet]

Steam Machine exclusive

[somber stream]

STEAM FRAME

[marsh iris]

nah gaben wouldnt do that

[graceful hamlet]

Steam Machine

[marsh iris]

gabecube

adrian sheperd needs to make a comeback

[graceful hamlet]

He made the Steam machine so he can watch dancing catgirls in FFXIV on the big screen

[marsh iris]

Half Life 3, G-man put together Freeman and Sheperd. We have a 2 player coop game

[formal mortar]

I haven't seen any dancing catgirls since I got back on ff14

Did see a conversation about hole tho

[cosmic burrow]

Vtubers will also pay alot

[graceful hamlet]

There’s probably some in Ul’dah at the entrance to the aetheryte plaza unless your server is lame

[formal mortar]

I'm on Faerie so I know the server isn't lame

[fair bridge]

bf unironically asked me to help him design one because he wants to start streaming and i was very surprised

[graceful hamlet]

The gayest server 🙏

[quick bloom]

Skitomorrow

[fair bridge]

told him to wait until we moved to a new house with better internet

bought myself some time

maybe he'll forget

[cosmic burrow]

I have a vtuber friend

Some of the friend group also tried

But failed

She perseviered

[fair bridge]

kinda want to stream but mostly only want to do it for stuff i don't see a lot of people doing

like repairing stuff

or playing darktide with a steering wheel

[cosmic burrow]

Suit yourself

[graceful hamlet]

Just dew it

[rain idol]

Ah it’s tomorrow? I thought it was Thursday

[fair bridge]

maybe i stream myself going to sleep every night

[astral basin]

I want taco bell but i didnt get much for a paycheck this week

[fair bridge]

good night stream

[astral basin]

Fuuuu

[cosmic burrow]

It will literally release in june unless fatshark does a blinder

[fair bridge]

2 minutes of content and the rest of it is 8 hours of snoring and farting

peak twitch

[rain idol]

I hope it doesn’t release in June I already lose my mind enough knowing how long content usually takes

[halcyon pebble]

Usually june, FS update schedule

[cosmic burrow]

Update every 3 months

[halcyon pebble]

fast release will break the game for a week

[obtuse rivet]

I genuinely am at a loss for what I am to do. I've been playing for the past 3 hours and haven't won a single auric mission. Im not in a party so its different randoms everytime but every mission has ended in us dying, so ive gotten shit rewards for the past few hours. Feels like a waste honestly. Don't know if im just really unlucky or if im total ass

[halcyon pebble]

Send build and weapon

[astral basin]

Ive heard that aurics are needlessly hard bc of teammates

[halcyon pebble]

a little bit advice can help

[green beacon]

auric u can easily solo carry by having good positioning and knowing where to take fights

regardless of build unless it's entirely trash

[obtuse rivet]

I've used several different builds of mine over the past few hours, including my best one (recon lasgun/combat knife crit build). First game i thought it was just a build issue cuz i was using a new combat shotty build but it definitely isnt a build issue i dont think

[obtuse rivet]

How does one position well because no matter what I always have a couple stragglers swinging at my backside

[green beacon]

ideally you find a chokepoint with good cover so you're not just out in the open in the gunner fire

nothing's gonna stop those poxwalkers hitting your back but you can just turn around and kill them

or you can trust your teammates to peel them off your back

[obtuse rivet]

I notice its always in open space segments of the map where me and my entire team start to fall apart, or in really tight spaces where we get cornered to death

[obtuse rivet]

I cannot.

[green beacon]

back a little to the nearest doorway

the game won't punish you if you back a little bit

[graceful hamlet]

If you’re cornered to death then you’re team isn’t killing enough

[quick bloom]

Today is Wednesday for me

[graceful hamlet]

Open space tends to just be poor positioning/target priority where everyone just gets shot to death

[green beacon]

if you're running shout vet you can shout and reposition
or chuck a nade and use that to reposition

or just spam shoves and reposition

[rain idol]

Oh right bloody time zones

[green beacon]

basically anything that staggers you should be using to get into better positions rather than continue fighting in a bad place

if you get overrun in that doorway just back a little more

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

NA?

[quick bloom]

Classic Ogryn training: always be touching a wall

[true widget]

hey guys

[true widget]

wow...

[obtuse rivet]

Yeah

[hidden whale]

i can run u through an auric

and watch

if u want

[obtuse rivet]

In game?

[hidden whale]

i duo aurics frequently

yea

[halcyon pebble]

Stay near melee class, kill special and disabler to support

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse rivet]

Okay bet lemme just finish this mission

[true widget]

hi elio s

[hidden whale]

ok ill be available in like 5min

if anyone else wanna run auric lemme know :3

[green beacon]

just be paying attention to where mrrow decides to take fights and where he decides to give space

[delicate vapor]

ello

[hidden whale]

imma

jump off a ledge

[green beacon]

hell yea

[hidden whale]

theres so much space midair :3

[green beacon]

[delicate vapor]

clicked on the WRONG server and saw something i wasnt suppose to see

[formal mortar]

I'll run an auric

[green beacon]

run it with plastic gear

[formal mortar]

I don't get it

[green beacon]

the power 100 ones u get from brunt

[formal mortar]

What did you see?

[jaunty path]

Not great advice.

[formal mortar]

You don't have teammates

You're all criminals, remember?

[green beacon]

right better advice barrel ur teammates

[whole bough]

why darktide have no armpit hair. how would they be shaving? also chafing bro

[formal mortar]

Knife

[whole bough]

i guess but why still

[formal mortar]

And not having hair doesn't chafe

[whole bough]

i feel like itd be worse

skin to skin contact can cause chafing a lot easier

hair prevents that

helps to anyways

[delicate vapor]

some

[hidden whale]

https://discord.gg/zfe8znmx

[obtuse rivet]

Joining in one sec, just gotta open discord on my PC

[blazing ibex]

do i dabble

[hidden whale]

gaming

darktide gaming

[jaunty path]

Anyway. Yeah auric is a pain in the dick especially with player skill varying so heavily.

Improvement in this game is ultimately trial by fire. You get good by dying a lot and learning from your mistakes. In my experience, teammates are utterly unreliable unless you know them.

Try to stay with atleast one other person at all times.

Don't die trying to save someone. Whats more important is your own survival. 1 dead player is better than 2. But unnet people/undog them when you see them immediately, it takes like half a second.

Don't use Dueling Sword, its awful at dealing with hordes and honestly not good for learning vital things like attack combos.

And don't play psyker or arbitrator either if you're looking to get good.

Oh yeah try not to get cornered when you can

[green beacon]

I honestly disagree with the dueling sword and class selection point
let people use what feels good

[jaunty path]

If you start getting surrounded with no way to back up it means you're about to die.

[blazing ibex]

I don't even think dueling sword is really all that anymore anyway

[blazing ibex]

It actually got like, noticeably nerfed.

[green beacon]

but also I haven't played darktide in almost a year now

[jaunty path]

Idk it feels weak as hell to me and only good at spamming heavies on carpace and elites

[thick coyote]

Would you say that DS is bad?

[modest flume]

I'll duel your sword

[jaunty path]

And it makes groaners a WHOLE lot more dangerous lmao

[blazing ibex]

I'd say it's, alright.

[green beacon]

good game design btw

[whole bough]

i feel like the only ones who would shave would probably be arbie and psyker

[blazing ibex]

If you're looking for a safe single targeter or mobility tool, it's a good choice I think. I don't like it, but I get it.

It definitely aint what it used to be.

[thick coyote]

Eh
Not what I was looking for my narrative

[green beacon]

who would've thought the elite killing weapon can't delete hordes too

[jaunty path]

Stinky weapon design*

Use tac axe its leagues better

[whole bough]

well theres weapons that can be both

a lot of them

[green beacon]

ds4 was just bad game design all around

and to a larger extent ps6 and flame staff and bumbler

[jaunty path]

Id say its bad because it forces players to be reliant on ranged for horde clear, and that means relying on availability of ammo.

Which is very quickly a problem

[thick coyote]

Good enough

And since Fatshark should buff every bad weapon

[green beacon]

ehh it had passable horde clear from what I remember

if you were hitting heads

[thick coyote]

#buffDuelingSword

[marsh iris]

i rely on my melee weapon to clear hordes, is it bad?

[jaunty path]

And I hate it because it makes people bad players by limiting their skill so much

[green beacon]

no that's good

[jaunty path]

You need to learn melee combat

[blazing ibex]

I'm trying to be actually kind of genuine about this for the insight.

[green beacon]

don't waste ammo needlessly

[jaunty path]

You always should

[green beacon]

also groaners exist for you to farm toughness on

so you can get hit by the big boys without instantly dying

[jaunty path]

Kill all DS users

[tight pine]

Nah… as long as the horde isn’t full of maulers and/or crushers

[thick coyote]

Understandable

[green beacon]

even maulers and crushers if you have a weapon good into cara should be meleed

[acoustic pebble]

I return

Full of meats and happy as a bee

[green beacon]

ranged for the ranged enemies and specialists

[jaunty path]

67

[acoustic pebble]

Or happy as can be

[acoustic pebble]

MY ANGER IS IMMENSE AND WITHOUT LIMIT!!!

[thick coyote]

What is blud doing with the calculator

[acoustic pebble]

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY HAPPY TIME!!

[marsh iris]

switches to bolter in melee range against melee elites

[blazing ibex]

or just run double barrel on vet and let it do literally everything but kill crushers

[green beacon]

ok double barrel is an exception

and flame staff

and recon las

[jaunty path]

True tip for auric

Run forward

Tape your w key down

[green beacon]

the ogryn special

[midnight stream]

Hive scum are good at it too

[delicate vapor]

[tight pine]

How bout… the rumbler?

[green beacon]

ive lowk been playing hella marvel rivals recently

[blazing ibex]

marathon 4 me

[thick coyote]

Used to main Peni

[blazing ibex]

but i've been playing dt more since the patch cuz as it turns out

[green beacon]

shes good rn

[midnight stream]

I hope cyclops is a tank bro 😭

[green beacon]

highk dino counter

sleeper dino counter

[blazing ibex]

the game is actually more fun when there's not literal fucking walls of crushers invalidating 50% of the weapon roster

[midnight stream]

She counters any melee character tbf

[green beacon]

fuck the dino genuinely

i perma ban dino

and gambit

[thick coyote]

iiiIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME! 🏃‍♀️ 🕷️ 🕸️ 🕸️ 🕸️ 🕸️ 🕸️ 🕸️

[green beacon]

had enough of dino in the first like 3 hours of playing season 8

[midnight stream]

What do you play?

[tight pine]

As a former Wolverine main… Imma not join that game for a bit

[green beacon]

mostly support but i can fill tank

[midnight stream]

Bcuz of peni?

[green beacon]

wolv lowk also good rn

[midnight stream]

Wolv is always good, unless they run certain comps

[tight pine]

Ooh… those are slightly light work… I thought you were yapping about the Dino being anti melee

[green beacon]

if he hits a kidnap on the enemy dino and deletes them the fight is already won

[midnight stream]

Nah peni is anti melee

Dino is just a brawler

You'd probably lose if you fought him 1v1 with wolv tho

[green beacon]

the dino soaking up 200000 damage per 10 minutes and printing ult charge for supports/dps:

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Loonboss on Cave Squig

[midnight stream]

Sounds like dps just can't confirm a kill 🧐

[green beacon]

never been a more miserable time playing rivals than when dino isnt banned

[jaunty path]

nitoric acid

use

crusher

immediately

[tight pine]

No! It’s obviously 10,000 trazyns!

[green beacon]

they need to nerf his fuck ass bubble bro he just gets in and out of fights for free

[jaunty path]

10 THOUSAND TRAZYNS

[midnight stream]

Nerf what abt it

[green beacon]

nerf its hp

[slender aurora]

Why not 40,000 Trazyns

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/trazyn-warhammer-necron-sparkle-skeleton-gif-9787315891189025080

[green beacon]

so it can be broken faster

[midnight stream]

How much it got?

[green beacon]

and he actually gets punished for shit positioning

[midnight stream]

It's only like 400 no?

[green beacon]

iirc its like 400

[tight pine]

[green beacon]

but also that 400 still lets him do whatever he wants

[jaunty path]

Oh my god shes SIXING HER SEVEN! STOP HER!!

[green beacon]

450

[midnight stream]

Ngl man it just sounds like your dps are chuds

[green beacon]

it was 450

[jaunty path]

420

[midnight stream]

They gotta break it faster

Star lord, pun pun

[green beacon]

nah its lowk so bad

[midnight stream]

Hela, phoenix

[green beacon]

he has like a 60% win rate rn

in the first week of being playable

[midnight stream]

Well ofc

[jaunty path]

Hypothetically

[midnight stream]

The character is simple and is new

People gotta learn how to counter him

[jaunty path]

you can horde clear with inferno staff special attack

[green beacon]

white fox didnt have that kind of release and she was simple and new

[midnight stream]

White fox still relies on her team tho

[true widget]

you mnean,,, the melee

[jaunty path]

Inferno staff special has infinite cleave

[midnight stream]

Dino is a playmaker

[true widget]

question mark

[jaunty path]

INDEED

[true widget]

hmm

[tight pine]

how bout this?

[green beacon]

like i saw a graph recently lemme find it again

[tight pine]

The chat tripped and fell, dang

[jaunty path]

Its ok im here

67

<:3

3 looks like peter griffins chin

[jaunty path]

can someone explain to me why people keep acting like 67 isn't funny

[tight pine]

Because that number simply ain’t funny no more.. what is funny is eating chips while watching people scream at the top of their lungs while playing a horror game

[jaunty path]

67

[quaint moss]

:3

[lilac crag]

they're not real clowns like us

[gloomy tartan]

Chimp mode

Activate

[gloomy tartan]

Back in my day we said 69 and laughed

[warped herald]

I hope fatshark will one day prevent trappers from shooting through enemies

[gloomy tartan]

They make a ogryn trapper who can trap multiple people with its net

🧠

[jaunty path]

fanum tax ^w^

rizz rizz rizz rizz rizz rizz rizz rizz sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma

[warped herald]

reading this chat feels the same as getting trapped through a horde

[hollow blade]

Wat happened here

[acoustic pebble]

I'm back again

I got the milk

And remember: no mercy to Bolshleviks

[gloomy tartan]

Women tax

Women love taking your food

Bitches love Icecream

And shopping

And shoes

[gloomy tartan]

What’s the history

[acoustic pebble]

Does it matter?

[gloomy tartan]

Did they take your stuff ?

[acoustic pebble]

No

[marsh iris]

tumyache

[delicate vapor]

ouch

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

I will kill this tummy ache

[marsh iris]

pleas sir

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry
Draws shivs

Now stay still

[mystic fossil]

jakka please calm down

[acoustic pebble]

No

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Riptide Battlesuit Pilot

[marsh iris]

[dark pumice]

Skitarii soon

[mystic fossil]

skiitari NEVER

[midnight stream]

NO PLEASE

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry. It'll sting just a tiny bit

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Stormcast Eternal

[mystic fossil]

WE WANT VOTANN, WE DON'T WANT SKIITARI

[mystic fossil]

ain't these sigmars guys

[acoustic pebble]

Just give us Eldar

[marsh iris]

dies

[acoustic pebble]

I'm doing this because I love you

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, daemoncul -- This user has been banned

[midnight stream]

What's votann

[plucky ermine]

Random question any car nerds here?

[acoustic pebble]

Space Dwarfs

[mystic fossil]

power armoured dwarfs

[acoustic pebble]

Yes. I know what a car is

It got four wheels and go vroom

[delicate vapor]

yes its a bit orange

[plucky ermine]

So true

[midnight stream]

I was wondering if 40k had dwarves

[mystic fossil]

kinda dead chat, ask again when more ppl are here, bound to be some

[plucky ermine]

Aye aye

[mystic fossil]

the votann don't have shit from previous editions, well, everything they had got basically retconned

they keep to emselves alot

[midnight stream]

Yo what region do you play in jakka?

[mystic fossil]

EU

[jaunty path]

Are you saying men dont like taking food, eating ice cream and shopping

[midnight stream]

That might be why I haven't heard of em

[jaunty path]

and shoes

[slate stratus]

The Votann are quite niche compared to other factions that people enjoy iirc.
Like... Genestealer Cultists levels of niche.

[midnight stream]

Ive at least heard genestealers mentioned before

[mystic fossil]

idk about ice cream and shopping

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Doom Rider

[midnight stream]

I genuinely thought dwarves went extinct

[mystic fossil]

they just abhumans who got to break off

[slate stratus]

More people know about them due to Darktide resulting in people asking for them.
Usually every successful 40k game results in some sort of micro boom.

[mystic fossil]

we need lore man hank

he would help alot

[midnight stream]

Did they appear in rogue trader as well?

[slate stratus]

Of course anyone super involved in 40k know about Genestealers anyway, but there's lots of surface level fans that don't know about them.
(Not saying people only touching on surface level lore is bad btw, just mentioning it)

[mystic fossil]

who have the votann even fought tho

[formal mortar]

Think I learned about Genestealers from the first spacehulk game

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Alpharius

[acoustic pebble]

Everyone except the Imperium

[mystic fossil]

they made another one?

[slate stratus]

I don't recall.
I haven't played Rogue Trader yet, but I plan to play it this year.

[slender aurora]

Yeah, there's jeans stealers in Rogue Trader

[slate stratus]

Then all of us really can be Alpharius.

[midnight stream]

What is alpharius

[formal mortar]

yeah they made a few space hulk games

[gloomy tartan]

Men ain’t shit

[delicate vapor]

[slender aurora]

I am Alpharius

[jaunty path]

I.
AM.
ALPHARIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acoustic pebble]

Not me. Alpharius can suck my fins

[jaunty path]

(Primarch of the Alpha legion or whatever)

Hi Luciaaaaaaaaaa

[ripe tangle]

Hi Missus

[acoustic pebble]

Lucia has arrived

[jaunty path]

Lucia give me a name for a cult that turns people into living dolls

[marsh iris]

Alpharius and omungus

[acoustic pebble]

HIDE THE DRUGS

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Jokaero

[midnight stream]

That one has to be made up

[acoustic pebble]

Male Maul angrily screams into pillow

[marsh iris]

i can imagine that

lex body pillow

[slate stratus]

One of the "twin" Primarchs of the Alpha Legion.

[ripe tangle]

Uhhhhh okay?

[acoustic pebble]

Blasting Linkin Loyalist to drown reality

[formal mortar]

I've only played the 1993 and 1995 releases. I haven't played the ones made in the 2010s

[ripe tangle]

Wasn’t there actually a Cult that did that though?

and it had all the women in it severely emaciated

[jaunty path]

crazy

[slate stratus]

I plan to get into the tabletop whenever I next move (since I need space for a hobby room) and I plan to collect Chaos Space Marines (in terms of the faction, so none of the mono-god traitor legions, but the CSM Faction List itself).
But I'm not sure whether to go for Iron Warriors or Word Bearers for my paints.

[midnight stream]

Turned people into dolls?

[ripe tangle]

Yeah but it was more like, beliving that women were only objects of beauty to dress up like a doll

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, Kerillian the Waystalker

[ripe tangle]

and they starved them to an extreme

[slate stratus]

We'll get "Nerf Elf" spillage from VT2

[green beacon]

can't wait for them to announce outcast engineer as the 7th class in dark tide

[jaunty path]

Ah so modern east asian culture

So NORMAL

[slender aurora]

I can't wait for them to announce the new class, the random goblin model that comes with fanatics that's just lying in his own vomit

[marsh iris]

TF2 engineer tomorrow

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

HOOOEEEY

[jaunty path]

Japan seems like such a heavenly country to go to but knowing what I do I know it will be fucking awful 🥀 I know for a fact most mfs there are miserable as fuck 🥀

Decaying culture

[slate stratus]

As a playtester, I can just tell you the new class right now.
||Two Ogryns pretending to be a Leman Russ Exterminator||

[slender aurora]

Japan is a great place to vacation though

[green beacon]

japan is a good country to be a tourist in

japan is a bad country to live in

[jaunty path]

Yeah

living in it

[gloomy tartan]

Hey does Warhammer ever have lady’s painted on the sides of planes

[jaunty path]

is

HEEEELll

[gloomy tartan]

Or is that not grim dark enough to fit in

[formal mortar]

Nah they have Orks painted on the sides

[mystic fossil]

Who the fuck is surviving more than one mission

[slender aurora]

There's probably some guard regiment that does this

[gloomy tartan]

Masozi

[mystic fossil]

Certainly not me

[gloomy tartan]

Masozi is apparently a great pilot

[mystic fossil]

Plot armour, you can’t paint on that

[gloomy tartan]

Since she drops us off no problems

[mystic fossil]

Actually?, I would paint Sefoni on mine

[gloomy tartan]

I’m surprised cutthroat likes Masozi but Masozi doesn’t like the loose cannon

[formal mortar]

I am surviving more than 1 mission

[gloomy tartan]

Masozi tried to crush loose cannon actively with the Valkyrie lol

[formal mortar]

Loose cannon deserves all the hate he gets from her

[midnight stream]

Is that a hive scum personality?

[gloomy tartan]

Cutthroat is like impressed that masozi cheated them in cards

[trail bramble]

Cutthroat is my chud failson I love him dearly

[formal mortar]

Nah it's a vet personality

[midnight stream]

Is that the one cracking jokes?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[formal mortar]

He's actually a personality that actively commits crimes

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat is CADIA

[trail bramble]

yeah cutthroat is the one will never shut up about cadia

[gloomy tartan]

He talks about other stuff