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well yeah that's how you know a meme is dead.
Bonus will hurt given I get a 13th month bonus
nono I save that for the messy post-firing email I send while drunk
that's what I tell myself while flexing in the mirror
isnt that like mandatory every year you get 13th month
So you're quitting the current one NG?
i bet you still think labubus are popular too
Nah not here
i wish it was mandatory
Also 13th isn't mandatory anywhere
Well if I can find another job then yeah I woll
i've only worked for one (1) company that gave me a 13th month
It's more like a optional, oftenly enforced bonus else there'd be a riot
i mean not mandatory, more liek a norm, i heard some people can choose to split the 13th month to each 12 months
Good luck brother, gotta move sometimes
Problem is what if I join somewhere that’s full of young people 💀
you can be the cool unc
Just, shave
how is that a problem
6 7 them
You'd be 10 years younger
I dont have the charisma in person
my favourite coworker is like 24. young people are great.
My favourite coworker is 60 this year actually 🙁
on reflection i'll admit that only a certain subsection of young people are great
yeah its very circumstantial
And the rest of us are horrible 🥀
hip and happenin' at the young age of 29
i cant keep up with the energy
watch out once youre 30+ you're donezo
Maybe I should rephrase young people to normal people
*puts my hand on your shoulder*
Buddy.
not happening, on my birthday I've decided I'm turning 21
we have some kids walking around in the warehouse downstairs and they're pretty dull ngl. dont know anything, just sit and scroll, vacant stares
Guess I'm donezo 
Oh
The gen Z stare is real
That would be the dream
hey want to go for a run in the scientology building some time after work?
That being said my friends are very space out around the country so maybe I’d benefit from a more active social life
thing is, right, I'd be old but I kept being told I don't have the experience needed to be an entry level elder
social life? what about darktide general chat
i play darts on my break with the other millennial guys. lively bunch. it gets pretty rowdy sometimes. i never see the young bucks do anything.
all u need
How many years you got
oh yeah the middle ground 😔 not young enough but not old enough either
i'm in my early 30s but i became a dad in my mid-20s so i got grandfathered into an older age bracket with all the late 30s/early 40s dads of kids the same age. it's just how it works.
I'm 30 this year so like, I've been a primodial ancient for almost 6 years
30 next year
oh boo hoo

Hopefully it won't start bleak
When do I get to look my age 
ive got some mileage
your 20s are just an extension of your teens. my 30s have been much better so far. less outrageous i suppose but i feel much better about myself.
Awesome
30 isn't bad tbh
^
Liking yourself is very good
I'm 34
In terms of self growth the past year since turning 30 has been insane and probably the most impactful year of my life so far
30s is probably peak
Everyone thinks I'm early 20's still tho
that's what i mean.
my 20s have been depression and financial strain, my 30s are going to be that but also my knees hurt
your knees hurt already?
knees good, back bad
man
My knees hurt 
rip
Knees weak?
get on a bike or something lol
Arms heavy?
And my back hurts 
no not yet but I expect when the clock ticks over and I hit 30 it will magically occur
vomit on the sweater?
it's like getting jury duty, it's simply thrust upon you by higher powers
you know i got called out for complaining about back pain in hd2 discord, being 33
im not old enough apparently
fuck helldivers
It's imperative that you exercise semi-regularly from your 30s onward
This is a real thing
it is true that your 30s will herald the ruinous descent into a perpetual state of half-injured if you let it happen to you
stay. active.
At certain ages your body goes through a rapid change
So you could possibly suddenly have an onset of pain like I did 
i got a bike and rowing machine, they need more use 
I don’t think the average hd2 player can feel their back after being in a gamer hunch 18 hours a day
some times i get sharp pain in one knee when i climb stairs
With any luck one day that’ll tell you when it’s about to rain
My knees click
but its gone for now, maybe got desensitized
Sometimes my knees get stuck
same but feet
I do a lot of walking and hiking type shit+workout at least
Old people talk..
I like talking like an old person 
going into the 30s pre-buffed, nice
I have to talk like a young person all day at work
i walk my dog 2 to 3 times a day, i commute 20km on my bicycle 3x a week, and i go for a 20-40 minute run 2 to 3 times a week. i'm overweight and 32 years old but guess what i don't have? bad knees.
maxxing out my APM in havoc 40 is cardio right?
i can win bets with this sickness
Then I SLAM them with that knowledge
until you get carpal tunnel 
How are you overweight with all those activities?
My heart rate was 50bpm today 
you would not believe the amount of food that I eat.
can be genetic as well as diet
Oh okay
That's 4bpm faster than it usually is 
meanwhile I'm trying to gain weight lmao
One would assume he'd have a balance diet, considering the healthy life style
Maybe I can be a personal trainer here as my new job
The overweight can easily just be muscle tho
You can't really go off of solely bmi
I'm technically overweight but I don't have a lot of fat content
mushy peas would turn anyone gluttonous 
yeah you'd think so but no. the lifestyle is something that mostly just happened because of circumstance, except the running that was something i started doing at the beginning of spring. when left to my own devices i live and eat like a troglodyte.
I eat like a hobbit 
i do have to start losing weight this decade
they really need to buff late game metabolism tbh
so the food problem will need to be tackled at some point
Wake up, snack, then get breakfast, then eat more, then eat another breakfast, then go to work, then eat a lunch, then a snack, then another snack, then go home and eat some dinner, then get a snack ,then some dessert 
I'm lean af, which is concerning because it would be very hard for me to build muscle if i ever decide to do so
but im focused on running first. one good habit at a time. otherwise it gets overwhelming and i drop everything
lost it after 30 lmao
Late game looks like such a chore tbh
but it's still working somewhat
real. i used to be so skinny
it is, what do you mean i have to do dailies (exercise, eat well)
i only speak in game terms sadly
I used to be tiny, then I turned 30 
i was like 60kg 187cm when i was 18
And gained over 50lbs
Gotta do so many of em to start seeing any progress too
60kg, 193 around the same age, i feel you brother. i never ate (and still dont) eat breakfast
Breakfast isn't needed for most office worker
It's a habit from our distant time as farmers
random meal schedules
lategame fucking sucks. the debuffs mean that your dailies become super grindy, all your guildmates are quitting the game in droves, the balance patches mean that your spec probably isn't meta anymore
all you have is your player home and a bunch of gold but nothing to do with it.
brother hank knows ball

🎰
When do you unlock the player home?
gamble
getting back into ff14, feeling senile because a whole expansion passed
You have to wait for the old players to delete their accounts
Also having a community/group who share your goal to improve is really great as a source of motivation
probably the best use of your lategame is checking out the xpac content you never did, assuming your class still has enough mobility to get around the overworld
I forsee my future....life time unemployement!
i cant backflip as a dragoon as well as i could in my 20s 😔
this reminds me of animal tier list youtube video
mobility down
Massive dev oversight
Waiting for these goons to get back to me on my application
I can still backflip 
i can still do chinups
mr dragoon over here
Ninja warrior over here
I can do most of my old gymnastics workouts but my god I've lost a lot of flexibility which I'm trying to claw back
law is one of my faves
oh also ya boy is gonna be able to get back on da therapy grind soon so that's cool
they keep raising the prices of a plot and all the mats and npc recruitment as well. i dont get it. theres a bunch of zones that havent been relevant for so long, just allow player homes there lol
Law and Paul are so goofy
gl hope your shrink is good
yea gonna be going through the same company my partner's been using so I have high hopes
Although in 6 I did main Lee Chaolan and Yoshimitsu
idk if you played mmos or not, i cant tell. you have all the talking points 
because holy shit my ADHD is debilitating
u on meds?
im da joker baby
why so serious
i need my xqc joker sticker but sadly im a non-nitro pleb
seriously though i havent played an mmo since early gw2 and i never had a player home but you pick up a few things here and there on the internet by cultural osmosis.
truee
NOPE, that's what I'm trying to fix as well
completely unrelated but does anyone have a really good manga/manhwa/manhua site, please dm
That reminds me I need to get a home so I can color my chocobo pink
me taking a nap like a baby in the 1990s instead of buying a house for 20k
weebcentral
But that is for another day, I need to sleep
they have built in chocobo stables
i think its 200k for apartment
is ts safe
Ah, well a thing thats helped me is if anything is "big" make it as small as possible. turn it into smaller, easier to approach tasks.
It also helps to understand that postponing something to be done later means it's not going to be done later most of the time...
blud is out here rawdogging reality in the desolate wastelands of canada while his brain is trying to reinvent the blouse everytime he puts on a vest
you're killing it
I CAN OWN AN APARTMENT LIKE I DO IRL? 
i hope the newer generation does actually grow up and doesnt stay brainrotted
licht just evaporated
Guys if I got a house u can too
with the way AI is i doubt that
I literally put a boe epic fresh from new expac launch on ah for 15k instead of 150k and lost all my gold
i have a house too it just depends on your definition 
thats why we need to take a bulldozer to AI datacenters
There's a current wave of crackdown of those kind of site so nowhere is safe
yeah I've been rawdogging my ptsd/depression+anxiety and my ADHD for the last 4 years without meds or therapy but I can finally resolve that now
If they owned it it would be tidier
Baby got gul vorbak
I want to make a joke about nurgle house
Please do
AI content generation singularity, some time in the future, every AI content is learned from every other AI content
nurgles house looks as if nurgle owned it
I like the idea that Canada is seen as a post Fallout Wasteland to anybody looking at it from the outside
Bro living like Oscar the Grouch calling a can a house and trying to give you encouragement 
My house is clean like a tzeentch house
It's a maze
I cant find my way to the fridge half the time
meanwhile Australia is viewed as a mad max hellscape (not entirely wrong if you're in certain areas)
what would a khornite house loook like
You should see the kitchen atm
Horror
I don't know what Nurgle's house really is like tho tbh, I just wanted to make an oscar the grouch joke
Ashes!!!!
WASH YOUR FUCKING DISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to kalgoorlie, yeah its mad max
I cleaned da kitchen yesterday
You’re not far off lmao
Manse*
I cook every day I shouldn’t have to 🙁
Same

I agree Nurgle shouldn't have to do the dishes
you telling me nurgle fried this rice?
Dishwasher?
i never wash forks and knives because i brush my teeth. my mouth is clean
I have to cook and I have to do the dishes, and I think that isn't fair

We opted for more storage 🙁
You know the dishes situation is bad when you eating off a lid
Wrong
Oh how we know that now lmao
just scrub it
I think I might opt for less eatery in the future
Don't have to wash forks and knives if you use hands 
worst statement made this hour
The most important stuff in your house are things that save you time. Storage is overrated. You can always have less stuff. You can't have more time
Dont have to wash your hands either if you eat it from a bowl like a canine
if you hate dishes invest in paper plates
In fairness given the financial hurdles to get the house and the way the interest rates are working we may as well have been renting for a year because only like 10% of our mortgage payments actually went into the house
Don't do that, we did that and now everyday there are no bowls available
I don't need utensils, I just make chopsticks out of twigs from the park
Now now, I'm not into pet play
Witch is anywhere that isn't south essentially (excluding that strange rainforesty part in the north)
my god you're on to something
But that would force me to wash the 3 bowls I would have when they rub out and washing the 3 aint that bad
I be from da strange rainforesty bit
Less dishes is less dishes.
Im not either I jusr detest sticky fingers
Oooo how is it there? (Ignoring all the evil fuckass bugs)
It's a difference between having to wash dishes every single day, sometimes multiple times a day, or just loading the dishwasher up as you go and running it once every other day or something
Especially when something breaks
I will say, the only shitty thing about my kitchen rn is that we have that awkward number of dishes where it's not quite enough to routinely fill the dishwasher up
queensland is nice tbh
Ah I see we're on a different place in our dish life, I aint got a washer gotta hand wash everything
Fair enough
queensland is pretty nice so long as you're not stuck super inland
I go sleep
goodnight king
Goodnight everyone, may you all exist when I awaken
Dont let the bedbugs bite
like anywhere coastal QLD is very much so a nice shout more or less, although I was on the gold coast which is arguably the worst bit of the QLD coast because it's pretty much a redlight district with a city attached
dont let the sleep paralysis demon get 2 freaky
true
man the psyker buff is so fucked
flame psyker is so much more oppressive than it was before
My sleep paralysis demon is paulie from sopranos
I am the sleep paralysis demon 
Is ogryn still the least overpowered class
I hear the voices of people arguing/conversating when I have those
Oh hey is there like a skulls event going on
Its so wacky
in 2 days
stuart little chaos beast reveal in 2days, cant wait, been holding in this secret for so long
well, they did buff him quite a bit but he just doesn't have the power to overcome any class i would say
last friday night
Is that heresy I am hearing
Cats are allowed a little heresy you know
Fire warrior révèle soon
scm+ psyker are broken as fuck, vet in the right hands is always good, and zealot and abite are nigh unkillable so ogryn don't got none of that
Meoooowwrrrp
tau fire warrior gameplay where the guy is stronger than malum caedo
I know what you are
IM A KITTY CAT AND I MEOW MEOW MEOW AND I MEOW MEOW MEOW
arr arrr arr arr arr
Rotund fish is neglecting the big chungus class
Oh yeah was the new class skitari or did they do like a massive curveball and give is like some decripit magos
Definitely admech class
When I realized the weakness of my flesh.. it disgusted me
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I want faster weapon swapping and more ranged options for ogryn
Meooowr
new class is default guardsmen
well i mean they could buff the melee weapons and those talents to the fucking moon imo because they are canonically gods only problem is finding the line of obliterating evry enemy in one hit and give your team something to do
dust that makes you say skitarii tomorrow
Skitari dust
It's literally admech skittarii in all but name We just don't know officially officially until the trailer drops in two days
I admit I'm more peeved by ogryn ranged options rather than melee
Not asking for vet guns but at least some faster swapping
I hope the trailer will be just a tweaked version of the arbites trailer and the skitari guy just screeches in machine voice to the vox "I AM THE COG"
nah i think slow swapping is fine, ogryns are supposed to have big and clunky weapons, more options would be better and more dmg too because they wield such large weapons
oggy all around needs higher damage imo
I wonder if admech guys regularilly use "this grinds my gears" in common speech
do they even have gears??
ogryn or vet are prob weakest
Isnt the frigging logo a skull with a cog, which is a gear I think
The heavy stubber doing less damage than a lasgun smh
Zealot is the weakest vet is top 3
yeah, vet just feels like it's almost there in many areas but not quite?
Cogs of War 
Psyker + scum
A gap
Vet
Oggy + arby
Zealot
genuinely what the fuck you u saying, this implies zealot needs buffs which it definitely fucking does not
Like who gives a fuck about other regiments
I always laugh when the zealot cant handle the glory of emperor's love when I show them the golden throne and their faces melt
Krieger the only thing we all need
true and real brother
No? Someone asked what the least over powered class and the answer is zealot is the least overpowered
@stuck crescent
we dont have enough gas masks
Zealot is the weakest of the current classes however
??? how is zealot the least overpowered when we have vet??
I think zealots still have a better time than ogryn
Even compared to vet? Did they buff vet that much
what is this argument based on??
Zealot can dodge and weave and cheat deaths
listen every class can 4 stack havoc 40... its just not everyone have the 4x-5x that psyker has, or the output of either hive scum or vet
Maybe the DR changed on Oggy arr nice
Ha ha zealot is so stupid he couldnt handle the glory of emperor's love!
you can clear havoc 40 with 4 zealots
vet has good output but is it really that good?? i don't play alot of vet so idk
Vet has absurdly high damage output and utility
Exe is crazy the entire right side where weapon spec is has insane buffs
so does zealot?? even more utility actually
Shout is still good
Vet has power sword???
btw, havent played vet in looong time, revive shout used to have smaller range right, and they removed it?
Which is better than relic blade lmfao
zealot isn't even weak, it's just arguably the most balanced rn (unless you're speedrunning with invis)
Vet has very good ranged dps. But zealot has better survivability. They are comparable when you take the average
WHATTTT
Yes that's gone now
i thought so 
POWER SWORD IS BETTER THAN RELIC BLADE???
zealot is not the weakest
WHATT IS THIS
Yes statistically
vet also def isnt top 3
a single weapon is not an entire class
Arbites is the best
Yes but that was a part of the discussion
I mean here's the thing, none of the classes are weak
Not particularly noone is unusable
yeah if i'm playing the most optimally getting EVERY dodge using all cool downs and timing probably, but for most zealot is so much more forgiving
they all have their utility
scale of op which is the weakest
basically
Hmmm are they supposed to play a specific role that compliments the whole team? What is this madness CHAAAAARGEEEEEEE
Power sword isn't that complicated to use lol
None are weak
But two are overpowered
And ogryn feels least overpowered
Exactly the real problem is scum and psyker
Since their damage output is so so high
Ogryn's weakness is in kinda boring gameplay
im mmo pilled, i thought this was known. and that its not a concrete thing but a suggestion. i guess not?
I hear you and understand you
in order to fix this we're buffing scriers gaze again
it isn't but in high diff with alot of things if you don't prioritize you can easily get punished, relic blade doesn't suffer from this as much
Ogryn needs more variety to be sure
Fuckk it does need it tho
Im joking but I do find it funny when sometimes someone doesnt play like a team and just leroy jenkins' forward
can you buff scum, i don't do all my teams damage
mrrow?
my goal is to get the scrier's tooltip to be phd dissertation length
buff scum so its actually fun to play for a change
MRROOOOOWP
like, the tooltip will be so lengthy it will crash your game when you hover over it
oh me too dw 🙂 but yeah either stealth zealots or army-of-1 arbys 😩
team game? never heard of her
The fact Inferno got a compensation buff with the carapace changes is actually hilarious tho
I am very often the stealth zealot running forward, I got the build that let's me pop the invis very often
smh why this singleplayer game needs internet connection
Brother brother brother..
can you make scums tool tip even more convoluted while you're at it it's too simple rn
i think stealth zealot is fine. personally im always looking back at the team in case i gotta do anything. ill be ahead but not half the mission ahead
I like stealth everything I have like a facsimile zellt stealth build on my vet too
being half a mission ahead ain't even fun, like wheres the enemies and engagement
Not as strong but fun to play
i would never be that guy/gal 😡
honestly darktide is fun because its coop
i always pug, i dont have a team, but 98% of all my games have been enjoyable
my games are enjoyable unless theres a smyker
morning
and one time there was a rumbler ogryn who was using in such a way that I couldnt see anything
i like smite users personallt
like i'm being genuine
smyker is frustrating, but playing as the smyker, well.. 
Removes your skin
People saying Skitarii tomorrow like they don't know what a real new class launch will look like
Half the talents will not work correctly
One keystone will actually not be functional due to it being broken
One will be designed bad
It'll probably still be really strong
SMITE ME OH MIGHTY SMITER
its mostly fomo. good or bad, if ur not there youre missing out. at least imo 
Why do people say zealot is weak
missus hates psykers for some reason i have a sneaking suspicion they're an inquisitor
nurgle is high iq
Maybe both
I can count my iq on two hands soooo 🧠
If I were an inquisitor, would that be a problem?
i SWEAR i'm not a blank
👁️
whats a high iq? im that btw
lowk a cult that can't contact their daemons cuz they have blanks in the cult would be so fucking funnyy
I have to uhhh go get rid of some books I have
well my range was kinda around 6 7 so
What's the hellbore lasgun do?
Booo
Haha
not 60, 70, but 6 7
charge then shoot, also let's you larp krieg
Arghhhhhhh
🫴
🫴
Go back to ggst
consider this my housewarming gift
cant you see im lazy still my heart is blazing!
🙏
involuntary hand movement everytime 6 7 mentioned
UNDER THE SACRED BRIARS
Literally
My personal favouritw is of course disaster of passion
i dont think ive ever done the gesture, but ive spewed out the vile filth from my mouth countless times
And when you forget you smile to yourself and do it anyway
prolly the closest thing to vets arsenal to a sniper, more or less.
I haven't really listened to that one
Rock parade probably beats it tho
Who's theme is disaster of passion?
Ah ok
Please don't hurt me
get on with the program son
If disaster of passion was any good I would have listened to it
It can 1 hit crushers and pretty much has a positive ammo economy
Pretty neato
what song 
has slight gimmic that you need to hold the firing button to charge your shot
ngl lasgun hiss hurts my brain
was dishing out punishment didnt know what was discussed
helbore is aight
Disaster of passion
It's a song from a game called "Guilty gear: Strive"
u ok? 
It's the worst characters theme song
its ok, catch your words
i wish i got into guilty gear, i like the characters
I occasionally play it but I'm dogshit 😭
you never saw anything (the evidence is still there)
im dogshit at fighters too, i played a lot of blazblue back in the day
if i grew up in NA, id be in the arcades grinding, and thats the only place that matters
I lowkey prefer blazblue characters to guilty gear
Ggst is the first one for me
besides ino, i agree
i guess he's cool
Drug addict that meets a ninja master who trains him and then he becomes the president of America to make the world better
This is peak writing
almost like a jojo arc
Speaking of bb, Blazblue Entropy Effect is one heck of a good game. It went from just a spinoff into a serious roguelike action game

Very bizarre
Hey hey people
only fighting game i really got into was touhou hisoutensoku, but there is absolutely 0 players where i live
Half horse half man here
sharko
and also was 14 years ago
shorseman
It's a roguelike?
if so why shark shaped?
Shark
Eyy
I loved that game but same reason
Because I am also one half shork
peak knows peak 
Bully!
Yes. Basically Hades + devil may cry
half. shark. half, horse. half man

Yoo
Not the president of America he was the president's body guard
He later founded his own country in Africa and became president of that however
Please stop the cap
Oh damn, how old is it?
I'm listening to OCT you can't stop me
150% being
Oh ye that makes more sense
How's my favorite helmet doing?
all that matters is the loins 50% 
Also I'm going to raid Myrtle Beach
byee
enjoy
Sleep well
Good night GRANDMA
Got a nasty ahh sourthroat, gib me drugs
Already delivered
Quite new. Just had a big update bringing a new story mode , but the main focus is still the crazy smooth action.
hows your knees 
Red from al- hey now


hey now hey noww
Hey Ya
hey now youre a rockstar
Alright alright alright alright
https://youtu.be/cEHDHL9wtRk
it's peak
straight from the mouth of smash
I like how every beat syncs with the hits tho I've only seen othe people play it 
You HAVE to experience it yourself!
hmmm... maybe i should replay The Ascent
Also a dope ass game
Remember: Civ casualties are a non issue
i love that club music
, how big is the game, im just about out of space lmao
You know it's a good roguelike when you have no idea what's happening on the screen
You can shoot everyone (civilians included) and there's no punishment
Definitely gonna look into it
Not that big honestly
How big of space you got?
What's this abt
I've seen it a lot
its a top-down cyberpunk shooter
It's fun
Is it also a roguelike?
pretty dope
Not really
But know ballistic weapons and energy weapons do different damages to different enemies
i like stalker 2 i think im going to play the trilogy after i finish it
Ascent is a cyberpunk top down camera shooter. I liked it. Short and sweet
Don't play Clear Sky
The beginning is genuine dogshit
I am a sucker for cyberpunk, hive city, megapolis settings
You'll love Ascent
Yeah I played it
Oh
stalker 1... that bloodsucker in the sewer at the beginning tho
Then ye :3
im gonna reinstall ascent
Ghostrunner games are also peak with similar settings. The parkour you can do in that game is crazy
my favorite type of game setting are manmade hellscapes. ghostrunner is a prime example
also tertium
i really like the bladerunner-esque enviros
Ngl, the Prophet boss fight in Dead as Disco is my favorite, despite rap being my second least favorite genre
like just enormous industrial structures
do I want to be there? yes
do I want to live there? no
they’re terrifying and fascinating to me at the same time i love them
Cyberpunk settings usually suck for everyone
Like Cyberpunk 2077
Aloha Alice
become a bird in cyberpunk
cyber birb
Birb
So basically an inverted Mirror’s edge?
cybebird
Cyberpunk 2077 but in a Hive City battling against Chaos and Genestealers and xenos-wielding cold traders
are those games actually cool? i've only ever seen the box art and it looks cool
WHY CANT YOU ESCAPE TRAPPERS EKDBFOEKANUAGEBTORMS
It's okay
team game
cyberpunk themed fish tank 
I wish I got a team that could free me
Let me in. I gotchu
The amount of times I get netted and then everyone dies is ridiculous
Nah my character is low level
i like that my dog just sit beside my netted ass
I'm practically THE Hive Scum
Even better
At least he kills the trapper
Because they are too op
John hivescum?
ALOHA ALICE
Even better
ALOHHHAAAAA 🤙🤙🤙🤙
Sewer-Scum Jakka
You a real one
😮
the realness is unreal
John Hawaii 
you're basically Samurai Jack put into a cyberpunk game. The mobility techs that people discovered are just insane.
Do you want the… dog… to… help you with the net…?
🔥📝🔥
AND I RUN THESE SHORES
NO PERMS 
floss its metal jaw with it after its done killing
I will run you
Bet
what does that mean
Come over
i dont have feet so i cant run
Don't be mean, this isn't what the emperor would want 🥺
You’re absolutely right…
The emperor would’ve wanted you gone.
No 🧢 ?
Karl franz? the god of hats?
True
franz ferdinand? the god of ww1?
Why does emperor Karl get a flying chicken mount and the god emperor gets a bag to shit in
Too op
Id play with you jakka but I gtg rn
FOR KARL!
I don't have a spine
AND WE STILL GOT A BACKBONE
God Emperor doesn't need a chicken. His mind flies across the galaxy
Damn. Next time then
you running for office? you got my vote
Damn his smoke sounds so good
What does he smoke
Really good shit
a chicken would possibly contain emperor's shard
When I get elected, all employees can legally put hands on the customer
JAKKA! JAKKA!
they screamed their name
JAKKA!! JAKKA!!!
some fainted
The Manager finna get his ass beat too
If you look at the size of some Warp creatures you must wonder about the gigachad who can keep them at bay
Cuz of his smell probably, yeah.
Me :3
because of his chadly office promises. but maybe his smell. tbh i cant stand the smell of seafood
Can't blame me for smelling like my eaten opps
they were rotten to the core, truly
Hello ratman
That's why they had to go!
this guy is glitching through walls and shit, bad example of how the game actually plays i think
i knew my vote was well placed
That's just my STC at work
Can you vote for me instead? 
i can, what do you offer
Yeah though the inbound parts do illustrate the speed and mobility
im not a turncoat, i just vote because its fun
Nah vote for me, and all Conclave Drugs will be distributed to all
Free of charge
This how we get the ball rollin
I will hold your hand…
Hold mine
YOU DO ANYWAYS
i only have 2 cats. one says truth, the other lies
I will hold you
(attached to my arms)

oh well now you're talkin
is this coded language or not
, find out next time on..
HELLO??????????
Darktide Ball Z!!
I SWEAR I NEVER TOUCHED THAT MF HELLO????????
Liar Lyre
I would never touch a man. Let alone a fish furry.
waz happening
Yessir
Eyyy
You ever been so tired that your brain just feels like AHDIMENQOZLXBAJAJSGSTQH$!29$776162626363738494@@jasjdkdksksksksksksksksks
fish furry, huh.. 
wuh?
All the time
It sucks
Fish don't have fur, so it's redundant
it's more like low static
you're right
this is fish-picious...
Very fush indeed

my brain feels kind of like it’s shaking
angrily shaking at me
Sorry.
like a vibrating
it's making butter
Resist it. It's gonna steer you wrong
I should probably sleep
breaking news just cant keep up with these developments
Vibrate in opposite direction to nullify it
Sleep
Now
You'll have breakfast in the morning
like spiral - anti-spiral from gurren lagann 
what will I have for breakfast?
when you try to sleep but thinking about how the day was unfulfilled
Whatever you want
eggs
Breakfast burrito?
Oh:(? is everything okay?
fish for breakfast
what do people normally eat for breakfast?
Eggs
eggs
Food 
i dont eat breakfast
ooooooo fish
Rice and beans
Bread
NO TOUCHY!!
it's fine, just tired to do anything xD
You eat rice.
breakfast is for well adjusted people
Sum rice
Rice is best
rice with egg?
i cant eat rice for breakfast, i might explode
That's a damn lie
I might have rice with egg
You are lying
That’s okay:) we can’t be active everyday all day! You did great, it’s alright take a day off
whenever I have breakfast tomorrow
No u
some bread and egg maybe
Because I am not wrong
love me french toast
Rice alone is terrible
Rice n eggs… maybe, w spam 
Rice alone is true breakfast
omg yes
SPAM?!?
Omfg Spam is awesome
I like spam
I never heard of rice and eggs in my life
have I told you before that’s like my childhopd comfort food?
Sounds horrible
Seeing people talk about breakfast when you still haven't slept lol
khorned beef
Night time little tongs 
I've only spent the day drinking beers. I feel you
Try it.
I should sleep
fried spam, white rice, and a little egg, my Mom used to make me that when I was little.
same, but wine. its only 5pm tho
to this day it still tastes like good childhood memories man
it’s hard to describe what I mean
Nah, still got shit to accomplish
OVERNIGHT RICE???
Since 6am?
also add greens n mayo
BURNT RICE

YESSSSS!
you're not NZ are you, i feel youre later than them
Nah. Hawaiian
makes sense
BURNT RICE OP BURNT RICE OP

Overnight rice make best fried rice. 
Burnt rice?
Hawaii is the better islands 
He's sadly 1 hour late than us
He should have waken up by now
fried rice, you want yesterday’s rice chilled
i like NZ, i think all the islands are neat in their own way 
it’s a rule to not get concrete
Thus, overnight rice.
1hr late than us? us??
Us
Theres only one thing that unified us: our hatred to Micronesia
Burnt rice… you eat it from the bottom of the cooker 
are we kindred spirits now
No, more like a sentient fungus
But that's yall
Not me
My rice cooker doesnt do that tho 
Don't include me into this
okay, well we're definitely not on the same timezone
but i like you more
Might be little more done than the rest but it doesnt burn the bottom off
Yeah ours was broken

I am 2 hours later from NA hours
I remember I bought my Mom a new rice cooker like 4 years ago, it talks when you push buttons c:
Our 15 year old humble rice cooker still cooking
it’s a nice one, it’s the kind with the elephant label
AWWO SO COOL 
Based
the new rice cookers these days are so good ngl
throw in water,rice, garlic, saltpepper and butter in the rice cooker
Based 
garlic butter roice
... hook a brother up with a link, if you remember?
Always am
I’ll do that later next time I see it I can tell you the model
if it's kinda cute I'm sure my girlfriend would love a talking rice cooker
Remember: Play Darktide with your own music. It's more fun and it'll make you a better player
ALWAYS WILL, MUCKER!!!
b-but jesper kyd the goat?!
Who do you think I listen to while I play?
oh yeah it does
its built for it
a rice cooker that plays specialist enemies ques
He's not the goat anymore after he stopped posting his recent Darktide songs in his channel
Oh fuck yeah it does
Metal Hell from Doom Eternal is the best
years back when bull butcher was still meta for ogryn I got pretty boozed on beer and put on the doom eternal OST and fucking let it rip
It's just... genuine hatred
Play with me
i should try the doom ost with darktide, but too dick deep into ff14 to play until skulls event at least
lmao, it playes a trapper dialogue when its cooked
Anyway, I should be getting some sleep
Goodnight 
I’m clearly tired and a bit delirious
Goodnight!
goodnight ❤️
I need sleep too
Full build: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ad8b6b0-70fc-4415-b5b0-f6b8ad6cadcb/hanks-karnak-killer
Team composition:
Ogryn.
Strategy:
Ogryn.
Good luck. The Emperor protects.
But I also crave violence
to beddy byes with you
opens the rice cooker
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
night losers
Goodnight
xo
karnak twins + doom = fucking lit
You should play while listening to that one rat femboy furry song when playing Skitarii
Go to sleep old man
I WANNA FUCKING SHANK DUKANE!!!
yare yare~...
SHUT UP?
Ara ara
yare yare
desu~
Oh wait, Garut already said that
uwaaaaaaah im so hungry ;.;
This is deredere behavior
That’s why they kick you out of the Philippines
Oh I was banned for more reasons than that
DESU DESU
Did you killed someone
ofc you would know of such a song
Why not…?
Noone to worry about
so blood mages can yoink and analyze ;.;
absolutely filthy, in the best way possible. thanks for the share 
I’m so sorry kitty:( it’s okay you will eat soon

im just getting into 4 man oggy runs, its such a vibe
I CANT EAT FOR 8 MORE HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Nap:)?
I forgot to eat yesterday.... ;.;
Eat your neighbors
Best solution
Do not yell when you talk to me.
Blood work?
thats like sleeping
I mean, we aren't worried
WHY NOT?!?
Have yur last meal end exactly at 12am, and just visit the doctor at 8
If you killed you killed
Its what I did 
I see
i dont even really care about the results, im ultra healthy and have been for the last few blood draws
To be fair: it was a funny prank
but I feel like they would KNOW if I didnt fast somehow and it would fuck my health insurance >.>
Is he laughing in heaven
They banned you cuz you look Japanese
you also sound way more chad than i thought, without being weird. thats my damn darktide discord mod for ya
I was laughing on Earth
assuming i got the right voice 
That's enough for me
Mine was just for a checkup as well




