general-chat

[normal thorn]

wdym cope, on the last video there was literally arc rifle foreshadowing which makes 0 sense to be anything other than that.

[astral basin]

Was it the rations event?

[somber stream]

Wait which video was that

This i missed a server ping

[normal thorn]

accounting to all admech related content for the past time in description to cosmetics

[formal mortar]

My lunches are worth only $0.75

[astral basin]

5 second long video with a half second of an asset thats in 70% of warhammer media and a LOT of smoke
Cope harder

[delicate vapor]

No parachutes just pair of shoes

[hidden whale]

wow

are you eating rice and beans? lol

[formal mortar]

Where was the arc rifle?

[somber stream]

He manifested it in his dream

[formal mortar]

All i saw was smoke

[astral basin]

Indeed

Guys guys

The guy has cope to share

[normal thorn]

it was an arc weapon for sure, but theres no point for it to be anything other than that

[formal mortar]

Show me

[somber stream]

Oh god i can feel it

The ever radiating Copium

[normal thorn]

exactly. Difference between conspiracy and a real event is just in time

[marsh iris]

933 lunches for you sir

[normal thorn]

listen and learn

[astral basin]

Ganger reveal 2, electric boogaloo

[formal mortar]

3 years

[hidden whale]

wtf happened

I wasnt here

[formal mortar]

Point it out, or it didnt happen

[astral basin]

A conspiracy requires logic and potential
You and the other unwashed grease boys shouting admech are simply delusional

[normal thorn]

at the end in the smoke, if you are not deaf you can hear the arc sound. Not like there arent any arc mauls in the game like the ones arbites have or ogryns, but nontheless

[sly quest]

DOLLARS.

[normal thorn]

we will see whos delusional when skitarii will be released

[marsh iris]

KEEP CALM
AND
BINHARIC SCREECH

[formal mortar]

The generic sound in the video shows an arc rifle?

[hidden whale]

hes obviously a diviner

the warp whispered the rifle to him

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

dollars? never heard of her

[somber stream]

Tbf an Arc rifle isn't exactly a weird thing to see on a Skitarii upon release, can't fault a man to cope for his likings

[analog marsh]

admech stuff already was datamined, not sure why this is even a debate tbh

[normal thorn]

yeah, i kinda believe it. Part of a community wants admech class very bad. Its either trolling from the devs or an actual teasing

[timber elk]

I think the thing is we don’t know what kind of admech it is

[formal mortar]

So you admit it is a conspiracy

[timber elk]

Everyone keeps screaming skitarri

[formal mortar]

And no arc rifle confirmed

[astral basin]

Reddit and here absolutely exploded because the wider fandom thought that admech might be the new class
It started among the hadron gooners
The entire month leading to class reveals had people coming in having never played darktide demanding their faction bias rep
After the class review was ganger there was a massive review bomb

[normal thorn]

i wanted to talk about this but didnt knew could i talk about leaks or not. SKitarii alpha primus to be exact with non linear leveling system

[normal thorn]

there is mention in ukranian localization

[hidden whale]

what

spoiler tag

[analog marsh]

Yep, there's a few videos on it.

[hidden whale]

raaaaaaaaaaah

[formal mortar]

Not into leaks

[delicate vapor]

is there water leaks

[formal mortar]

Only thing that is real is actual confirmation

[normal thorn]

and people call me crazy

[normal thorn]

yes

[formal mortar]

Keep the leaks out

[normal thorn]

okay

[astral basin]

Tbf
Leak discussion is against server rules
This is fatshark ran

[marsh iris]

leaky

[normal thorn]

maybe my mind is leaking and im deeply hallucinating all the videos i saw about skitarii

[hidden whale]

at least use spoilers tags ||sad face||

[marsh iris]

we got skitarii before new arby/scum drip

[formal mortar]

[normal thorn]

havent found the rule on the server

[formal mortar]

Haven't found the arc rifle either

[normal thorn]

we got 0 arbites cosmetic except for the "gimp" suit that he have in the store as far as i remember

[normal thorn]

stole it

[analog marsh]

Might be for the forum, but not for here.

[formal mortar]

Next update is Combat Evolved

[normal thorn]

we are not on the forum as far as i know

but yeah, i think they really should make that a rule so people like me wont be talking about such stuff

or maybe it was intentional?

server is up for long time and still no leaks rule?

[blazing ibex]

You've come back at an interesting time

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

What's new?

[analog marsh]

Well, if they didn't want it leaked, they shouldn't of put the files in the live build for people to find.

[hidden whale]

the robot enjoyers are about to emerge ;.;

[normal thorn]

exactly, brother, exactly!

[somber stream]

About to? They're here!

[blazing ibex]

Crusher number down

[astral basin]

The beta testers still in the server are under contracted NDA
Leaks are considered stolen information. Rule 8
Most of the time we are shooting the shit when we discuss stuff like that in this server, since it’s tangental at best
But it being Fatshark information being stolen/leaked, it is VERY relevant since this is not a community ran server.

[blazing ibex]

Literally everything else number up

[marsh iris]

hello man

[blazing ibex]

And specialist spawns are

...odd at the moment

[somber stream]

You know what's that called?

[normal thorn]

well, there should be clearer rules for idiots like me then

[somber stream]

A Target rich enviroment

[blazing ibex]

Hie

[hidden whale]

ugh I made boiled eggs for breakfast... i forgot I dont like boiled eggs.. why do this to self ;.;

[twin flower]

i can take em

gib me eggies

[normal thorn]

becuase it says encouraging illegal behavior and doing drugs is listed as an example.

[blazing ibex]

Yeah. Until you're the target.

[hazy valley]

Make deviled eggs with them

You can turn it into something you like or hate more!

[marsh iris]

put some drops of light soy sauce and sprinkle white peppr on the boiled egg, and stuff it whole in your mouth

[twin flower]

make egg sandwich with mayo

[delicate vapor]

Clarance devil eggs episode

[hidden whale]

smart

[marsh iris]

i like egg mayo

[blazing ibex]

I'm glad I can use more things I actually want to use without people accusing me of throwing but Havoc genuinely feels harder than it did before the crusher spawn nerf

[twin flower]

iz goood

yum yum in my tum tum

[somber stream]

Real, anti-armour was basically mandatory back then

[marsh iris]

The Wiggles, no way

[somber stream]

I don't get kick for bringing my knife and revolver now :D

[blazing ibex]

I stopped running carapace perks on my melee weapons

It's wild not needing to have one anymore

[somber stream]

Also Shredder pistol

[marsh iris]

BIG BOSS??

[analog marsh]

I'm so glad the Crusher spam is over.

It was always dumb that 1 single enemy type in a game of many forced people to run a weapon to counter them.

[delicate vapor]

me also using this same setup

[marsh iris]

i havent used revolver for a long time

[hidden whale]

imma do mayo, mustard, salt, pepper, paprika

[somber stream]

Treat it as a anti-specialist weapon

[hidden whale]

apparently people also use... cinnamon...?

[somber stream]

Don't waste on mobs

The Shredder though, is for those who like to have fun

[marsh iris]

cant remember if it onehit crusher

[astral basin]

Yeah revolver has such low ammo count

[somber stream]

2-3 i think

That's where the knife comes in

[marsh iris]

headshots?

[somber stream]

Somehow, a knife, is much more effective at armour pen than the Axe

Yeah

[visual cedar]

Is it just me or have there been like no toughness curios in rotation
It's been very annoying lmao

[true widget]

hi guys

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

hi elios

[primal nebula]

Just a question: do you get more tech-remnants at higher difficulties of expeditions? [been doing heresy but wondering about damn/auric].

[blazing ibex]

: No.

[delicate vapor]

eyo

[primal nebula]

Good to know. owo

[hidden whale]

uWu

[blazing ibex]

You are literally better off just playing Malice for the grind.

[primal nebula]

heresy's a good difficulty for me, so I wanted to make sure I don't try to shove my face against a potential meatgrinder, for more.

[hidden whale]

accept your fate as meat

play instant death super auric

[primal nebula]

i already know I'm meat, I don't want to get into the grinder. >:3

[midnight stream]

I think I've only gotten toughness curios lol

[hidden whale]

:<

[fallen stone]

wtf is with EVERY veteran player running the invis ability

[primal nebula]

I will only run invis to do the penace but after that, I'd rather keep the shouty/highlighter abilities.

[midnight stream]

Veteran has an invisible ability?

[primal nebula]

yeah, zealot and veteran can get stealthfield ability

[fallen stone]

dude every high havoc mission I do and theres a veteran he's running invis instead of shout and fucking the team

[somber stream]

Vet can go cloak for a short period, very help full to rescue downed or captured teamates

Not much use outside of that

[midnight stream]

Damn, thought it was a zealot only thing

[marsh iris]

res and objectives, that it

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

exe stance with reload buff would be cool

[whole glade]

my goat FF just died b4 my eyes….

[stark bobcat]

one of the highest damage buffs in the game

for 8 seconds

iirc

[somber stream]

For both ranged and melee?

[stark bobcat]

yes

and dot

and aexplosion

its global

[hazy valley]

tasty deviled eggs soon

[marsh iris]

worldwide

😎

[somber stream]

Interesting, but my Zealot teamates would still insist i stick to shout anyway

[stark bobcat]

"(2) Increases any damage by 30%; stacks additively with other damage buffs, and multiplicatively with power level buffs from weapon blessings. The damage buff lingers for 8s after invisibility has ended."

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3094038976&searchtext=vet

Kuli vet guide

[marsh iris]

holy 30%

[hidden whale]

i was wondering what a device egg was LOL

[hazy valley]

I am sleepy

[stark bobcat]

Vet invis is 2nd fastest boss killing ult

I think

[somber stream]

So cloak, spam a bunch of Frag, unload bolter on boss

[stark bobcat]

Shroud being the giga buffed ult it is, probably is 1st

[somber stream]

Yeah parties would take Shroud Zealot over cloak vet any day

[marsh iris]

invis bolter 🤔

[hazy valley]

I imagine being a heretic on patrol and then a crazed maniac in a prison jumpsuit suddenly appears screaming and firing a boltgun full auto into the plague ogryn

[candid drift]

do you have an infil build you use ainz?

[stark bobcat]

uh

a very very old one

havent used it in a long time

I only use stance now

for the past like 6 months

[hidden whale]

ainz r u excited for skitarri :3

[stark bobcat]

Beastmen tomorrow

[hidden whale]

NOOOOOOOO

[tawdry edge]

[delicate vapor]

Noob is here

[delicate vapor]

How can I skip time to skulls..

[marsh iris]

sleep

[delicate vapor]

Destroy my sleep schedule

[marsh iris]

or coma

[delicate vapor]

Enough edibles to put me to sleep for 2 days

[hidden whale]

i wonder how people figure out what the really good builds are in complicated crpgs

like ive been playing rogue trader and this game has SO many options

[modest flume]

They just ask the game

[delicate vapor]

True

[hidden whale]

wuh

[twin flower]

dinkle berries

[visual vortex]

Same way speedrunners grew to love the lobber

Experimentation

[modest flume]

Just ask the game??????????????

[delicate vapor]

Car is done serviced

[visual vortex]

Car

🏎️

[formal mortar]

Does it make left turns?

[delicate vapor]

Correct

[formal mortar]

Nascar

[visual vortex]

I have two hotwheels in ny jacket's chest pocket

[hidden whale]

wuh?? O.o

[true widget]

tau class tomorrow

[stark bobcat]

Beastmen

[visual vortex]

Whenever im bored i pull them out and pretend they do drifts

[hidden whale]

normal guardsman class tomorrow

[formal mortar]

Next class is hobbits

[hidden whale]

they get no talents :3

[true widget]

regular civilian class tomorrow

[visual vortex]

Team fortress civilian class

[hidden whale]

medicae class tomorrow

[true widget]

rannick class tomorro

[visual vortex]

You get an umbrella

[hidden whale]

you stay in one spot the whole map until the team reaches you

then you have to pass the qte

[true widget]

this is amazing idea

[formal mortar]

Next class is one of those aristocrats

[visual vortex]

Next class is navigator

Every talent you spend makes you more and more deformed

[hidden whale]

titan shifter class tomorrow

:3

[visual vortex]

Gretchin class tomorrow

[formal mortar]

Janitor is next class

[visual vortex]

Viscera cleanup detail darktide map when

[formal mortar]

It's actually a gretchin lover class

Pretty sure that was an ork line in dow

[visual vortex]

Gretchin head

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Gretchinz are the Ork builders in DoW

[visual vortex]

Goblin

[modest flume]

Please, stop kicking!

[formal mortar]

Please no more kicking

I need to refresh my memory

[visual vortex]

Give Ogryn a great klaw

[formal mortar]

https://youtu.be/s3Pegs3-yhs?si=8kz44RtjeFFrLR8n

It is please no more kicking

[visual vortex]

That sounds like me when i have an episode

Also apparebtly they're making a new aliens fireteam elite

Go figure

[formal mortar]

Yeah

The game wasnt that good but i enjoyed it

[visual vortex]

It has potential

[modest flume]

-# What.

THAT'S A GROT'S JOB

YOU

[modest flume]

VICTIM

YOU'RE GON'TA LOSE

[formal mortar]

Orks orks orks orks, Orks orks orks orks

[marsh iris]

ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO

[modest flume]

https://youtu.be/qecsNrMCccU?t=279

[modest flume]

READY?

Cuz

ERE

WE

GO

[marsh iris]

[modest flume]

[formal mortar]

https://youtu.be/whxcq4I0kAo?si=Rgm84d6uh27gGe-c

[marsh iris]

-# DoW3 ork waaagh tower music lowkey sounds good

[formal mortar]

I have it in my playlist

[modest flume]

This is a classic

Also the Ork menu theme for Ultimate Apocalypse/Crucible

[marsh iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5y2WONKZSE

[modest flume]

Add this to your collection https://youtu.be/_E-23lto5YY

[formal mortar]

This one is great too, was so excited when I got the game and heard this

All that work to get your hair back

[modest flume]

A bit out of season but also a good one https://youtu.be/8TiqiOexD-8

[marsh iris]

ROrk music

[formal mortar]

Tis the only ork song my gf will sing along to because she loves xmas music

[modest flume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5uwihWGu-I&pp=ygUPRG93IDEgb3JrIHRoZW1l

And of course, can't forget the oldies https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSw3gwdF5c&pp=ygUXV2hhdCBhIHdvbmRlcmZ1bCB3YWFhZ3k%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5DLa34-_MG0

[formal mortar]

Forgot about these

[modest flume]

"I krump'd 'im my way"

[formal mortar]

How I be feeling in pvp games

I need to see if there is a name checker for ff14 before i try to change my character name

[waxen dust]

I love this

[waxen dust]

With the needle change is the dump still damage?

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

1 person has a character named Gork Mork who is a big green guy on a different data center than me who actually plays actively

[astral basin]

Hey koz

[marsh iris]

gork and mork is real

[twin flower]

Gormorking it

[delicate vapor]

Owner of this Greek food place I haven’t seen in a while greeted me with a shot of vodka

Bought a calamari wrap

[astral basin]

What you been up to? Still working on the nightlord chapter?

[whole glade]

family and grinding SM2

[mystic fossil]

they shot you with vodka?

[astral basin]

Oh lawd sm2

[cosmic burrow]

If hes actually greek. This is kind of normal there

[dense iris]

Didnt think it was possible
Finally met orgyns who were bad teammates

[marsh iris]

crowded places slowly getting on my nerves

[mystic fossil]

it's so easy to find these???

[marsh iris]

i need a chainsword

[delicate vapor]

Need this sm2 new patch to be here

NOW

NOW

[mystic fossil]

they people who are rarely bad are vets and arbites in my region at least

[cosmic burrow]

More common than not actually

[dense iris]

Never met an ogryn who was a bad teammate till now.some were "dumb" or "bad at the game" but all were just big vibing

[mystic fossil]

ohhhh

i've never met a bad vibes ogryn

[mystic fossil]

how much would fisticuffs wrapped in purity seals hurt a demon

daemonhost

[dense iris]

Maybe this is a hot take but
Being bad at the game is different from being a bad teammates

[mystic fossil]

not a full fledged daemon

[dense iris]

7

[mystic fossil]

depends

if they constantly pull you away from objs while being bad, yeah they're both

[lethal solstice]

You're just punching them they're still gonna rip you to pieces unless you're a saint or a latent psyker or smth who can actually do something with that focus

[mystic fossil]

but aren't purity seals supposed to fuck with daemons? and aren't they psychicly charged seals??

or maybe i've got stuff mixed up

[lethal solstice]

If they're like fancy grey knight stuff

99% are just wax

[mystic fossil]

no just like ones that can prevent you from getting fucked over by chaos, like low tier ones

[lethal solstice]

Magic placebo

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Purity_seal

2/3 of the images on this article use darktide as a visual which is fun

[mystic fossil]

how much would zealots relic do if it was that one ogryn club skin, like if the ogryn was hitting a daemon with the relic would he just evaporate it

[mystic fossil]

ty ty

[lethal solstice]

The zealot relic is probably some fancy shield tech that they should 100% not have before lvl 30

[mystic fossil]

lmao

[lethal solstice]

We have a lore chat for these questions

[mystic fossil]

oh mb, ty for answering tho

[marsh iris]

urmom

you looking squishy

[gloomy tartan]

We have a lore chat

?

I allways ask lore questions here lmao

Is Cadia awesome?

Lore says yes

[marsh iris]

not awesome enough to be in one piece

😔

[twin flower]

[obsidian wren]

Soon i will be a little skitarii rat

With a transonic knife

Skittering around being a bitch to crushers n shit

All my homies hate flamers and bombers

Im going to purposefully run full speed into the fire and beat tf out of that 1 bomber that ONLY throws longarms

[cosmic burrow]

Inb4 it aint skitarius

[delicate vapor]

Like 3-4

[obtuse oak]

im surprised at how good the clanker understands the meme

[mystic fossil]

my friend called abbadon says otherwise

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon doesn’t have a soul he’s a stupid daemon

[mystic fossil]

is that ai posted in the discord?? 💔 guys let's demote hank

[gloomy tartan]

Can he even get drunk?

[obsidian wren]

Ai slop be mid

Kill ai enthusiasts

[obtuse oak]

the rule is against generative AI

[mystic fossil]

I elect Chris as the replacement

[gloomy tartan]

What about hologram Tupac and hatsune miku

[mystic fossil]

It’s real to me at least

[somber stream]

Gemini, generate an image of the Omnissiah with YUGE booty for worship purposes

[lyric frigate]

homer drops his donut

[mystic fossil]

D’oh

[formal mortar]

Is it a coincidence that I look over and see the word booty when my ff14 character just leveled enough to job change into a warrior?

[modest flume]

One would call it fate

[formal mortar]

And I got the level from doing a fate

[fallen tree]

i gotta fate grind today

[mystic fossil]

You thanos?

[fallen tree]

trying to get viper to 90, so i can start expac

🥴

[formal mortar]

I have a millenia to go

[fallen tree]

i do not envy the msq grind

[formal mortar]

I get side tracked too much as well

[fallen tree]

yeah its really good at sidetracking

[obsidian wren]

I have hopium

I shall not fall

[formal mortar]

[obsidian wren]

Im the sheriff in these parts

[formal mortar]

Hank is

[obsidian wren]

And as long as we got hope

We got ourselves a town

And as long as we have a town, we got hope that skitarii will come soon

[formal mortar]

Right now I'm doing these quests for the Iroha to get her clothes

[fallen tree]

i did that yday, missed all the fates before i got to them

[formal mortar]

I've already done the fates...

But I didn't start the quest lmao

Because I was doing my hunting log

[fallen tree]

[forest scroll]

Hi may I know which #lfg is for Asia server?

[fallen tree]

#vox-lfg-apac

[blazing ibex]

APAC

[forest scroll]

Ok thanks guys

[fallen tree]

[mystic fossil]

we lost a soul to aipac today

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-boy-hump-car-fat-gif-13339054712383085664

[obsidian wren]

Ts me stop bully me

Im fat

And stupid

And fat

[obsidian wren]

Ok

Why

Did it

[delicate vapor]

nust a but

[obsidian wren]

Send 3

At once

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-peeing-on-people-searching-for-the-traitor-please-stand-by-gif-7813706427042263711

Thats better

[fallen tree]

that was not on my bingo card today

[formal mortar]

Was on mine, got bingo and it's only 25 minutes into the day

[fallen tree]

[delicate vapor]

mr ali a had a kid recently

[obsidian wren]

Ik its funny asf

[marsh iris]

vhat

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[marsh iris]

zhat

[delicate vapor]

vhad

[mystic fossil]

insert that one guy image of someone bringing news in the middle of the night to a town in 1800s or smth

[blazing ibex]

oop

no one saw that

[hidden whale]

i saw what you deleted

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

what was it? damn it

[delicate vapor]

can i nap

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

fuck

[floral quest]

is the orthus offensive puzzle teleport unlocked for all operatives, or do i have to do it one by one? Also, does it work on any difficulty?

[obsidian wren]

What does doro see

[ripe tangle]

A dog walked into a Tavern, he said “I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one.”

[mystic fossil]

and then?

[delicate vapor]

bark

[ripe tangle]

It’s a joke

[mystic fossil]

😢

[jovial mist]

Who up horusing they heresy rn

[ripe tangle]

because if he opens this one, and starts drinking ancient sumer beer the way they did, dogs are short and waist level, so the dog would be trying to “drink beer” out of the front of a man’s tunic.

[marsh iris]

Ho'r'us

[mystic fossil]

guys what's a D&D build that's semi serious and decently good that's a martial

[jovial mist]

Slaanesh offered me an employment package but im too in with the prime homie Tzeentch

Thats big bird

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Slaanesh, goddess of temptation

[jaunty path]

gives employment

🥀

[delicate vapor]

the temptation of using smyker worked a lot on many people

[marsh iris]

employs you as human furniture

[mystic fossil]

smyker lowk peak tho

[jovial mist]

She offered me cocaine made from the congealed stellar debris of a collapsing star 🥀 🥀 🥀

[mystic fossil]

guys can y'all get the hathaway no.2 movie onto a pirate site

of anime

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[jovial mist]

a deer 🫵

[delicate vapor]

a

[marsh iris]

doe a deer

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-burp-burp-braap-gif-23537736

[timber elk]

AAALLL OF MY HATE AND RAGE!!!!!!

RAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!- immediately than falls to the floor going to sleep

[blazing ibex]

":F"

oops you saw it

darn

I was playing gaem and typed in gen chat instead

[mystic fossil]

tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead

with socks on tho

[jaunty path]

wha game

[delicate vapor]

on my fourth night on fortnite

[jaunty path]

Hey I got todays wordle

nice

[mystic fossil]

is evangelion good?

should i get in the mecha

[delicate vapor]

na

[mystic fossil]

aight

[jaunty path]

I liked it

[mystic fossil]

is kill bill good

[hidden whale]

chat im drinking a homemade peanut butter milkshare

jealous? :3

[marsh iris]

eepy

[delicate vapor]

no

[obsidian wren]

Watch megalobox or cowbow bebop

[jaunty path]

Yea

[marsh iris]

[marsh iris]

[hidden whale]

poor little missus

[mystic fossil]

seen bebop, is megalobox the mech/ cyborg boxing one

[hidden whale]

all you need is milk, ice, peanut butter, xantham gum

[obsidian wren]

Rig assisted boxing

Its fire

[marsh iris]

bebop the live action?

[mystic fossil]

kk

[mystic fossil]

we don't talk about that one

[marsh iris]

megalobox is pog

[obsidian wren]

You realize u can make milkshakes with just ice cream and milk right

You dont need allat bs

[mystic fossil]

even the creator himself hates the live action

[hidden whale]

wtf do you think ice cream is made out of

[mystic fossil]

it was specifically peanut butter flavoured tho

[obsidian wren]

I mean all i do is mix chocolate ice cream and milk

And whisk it together and mush it

Until its a milkshake

[hidden whale]

ill give you a hint about whats in ice cream

ice, xantham gum, and a fuckton of random other ingredients

[obsidian wren]

Woowwwwwww i never knew

[marsh iris]

Faye's character acts way different than the anime

[mystic fossil]

he also hated the opening fight

so that's a plus

[fiery wave]

They do that to use less cream, you know.

[marsh iris]

[obsidian wren]

Real ice cream works too btw

[delicate vapor]

why did ice scream

[obsidian wren]

U dont need a bunch of bullshit ingredients to make a milkshake

How do you think they made milkshakes before they started adding random bs

[formal mortar]

Ice cream is just ice and milk

You add vanilla to it too

[somber stream]

Because

Ice

Creamed

[jaunty path]

creaming my ice rn

[mystic fossil]

hi licht

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Hi big chungus

[hidden whale]

mf that is the preassembled thing that already contains all the COMPONENTS

[obsidian wren]

Who else breaking they bad

[hidden whale]

its like I said "to make tomaot sauce, we just need tamato, galic, oil, herb :3"
and you say
"why not use pasta sauce from a jar"

[obsidian wren]

Who else icing they cream

[hidden whale]

IT ALREADY CONTAINS THAT

IM MAKING THE THING

[marsh iris]

who is gaming their throne

[obsidian wren]

Fresh food often tastes better and is better

Why add ingredients you dont need

[jaunty path]

no rotten food is better

[somber stream]

Imagine, dog-sized Ferret

[obsidian wren]

Imagine a buffalo sized micro pig

The oinks would sound like a leviathan

[somber stream]

I wish to ride a fully armoured buffalo to battle

[mystic fossil]

bro pasta sauces main ingredient is pasta you did not list that in yo ingredients king, just letting you know

litterally in the name

[hidden whale]

im going to feed you to nurgle

[obsidian wren]

Crunchy chili oil my beloved

Feed me copious amounts of spicy oil NOW

My kidneys and heart wont fail i promise

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/pBBjMc7yFCc

fur noodles

[mystic fossil]

when you get the right ratio of chili oil to noodles and soup you fucking ascend

[somber stream]

Spicy oil with crisp garlic bits 🤤

[marsh iris]

GARLIC?!

[hasty sky]

Skitarii yesterday 😃

[somber stream]

GARLIC

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

My mom bought me jalapenar aoli or however u say it when i mentioned chili oil

And i was genuinely baffled

[marsh iris]

me when i look at that garlic clove booty

[obsidian wren]

How you confuse that with chili oil

[somber stream]

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile. J'aime l'oignon car il est bon ~

[marsh iris]

omelette au fromage

[jovial mist]

Apocalyptic event for all medium sized mammals lmao

[obsidian wren]

The way to any mans heart is garlic bread

If you hate garlic bread ur not a man

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Ur a sissy liberal

[somber stream]

The chaos there will be

[little marten]

Giraffe sized chicken

[obsidian wren]

Garlic bread or nachos

[marsh iris]

i can imagine a giant ferret slinking towards your throat

[hidden whale]

garlic bread

[obsidian wren]

Is this a fetish or something

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[marsh iris]

no it deletes your throat

[somber stream]

Apocalyptic event for humanity as a whole

[marsh iris]

big bite

[somber stream]

Revenge of the chicken. Part 1

[marsh iris]

chicken would just peck on us like worms

Boeing 747 sized eagle

[hidden whale]

nah we'd win

[obsidian wren]

Nachos with seasoned beef or a nice flaky fish fillet taco with fresh cheese and fresh lettuce n homemade sauce

Not boof fish tacos

[somber stream]

gyro stabilized giant murder chicken

[hidden whale]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[obsidian wren]

Im talking good tacos

[hidden whale]

nachos are a mid food anyway

even in their best case

[marsh iris]

ok something subtle, fist sized hornet

[obsidian wren]

Were all dying the moment we piss one off

Be real

[somber stream]

No current existing German law will be able to stop me from genociding them

[obsidian wren]

The asian murder hornet already exists

And can kill easily

[delicate vapor]

hornets are already mad

i saw a couple get chased by one today

[marsh iris]

it sting will make your penis fall off

[somber stream]

SEND IN THE WOMEN

[obsidian wren]

Imagine the only thing they do is just circumsize you

[hidden whale]

CHAT

a fking wasp

just appearing on my mouse

I FELT IT WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER

BEFORE I SAW IT

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

Grab a flipflop and kill it

[marsh iris]

RUN BOY RUN

[hidden whale]

i already murdered it

[jaunty path]

rip

[marsh iris]

check for more

[hidden whale]

if I know the wasp is there I win easily

but the FUCKER STEALTHED ON ME

[obsidian wren]

The worst thing is feeling a giant bug on your body then looking at it only for it to be 5 times bigger than what it felt like

Shit makes your heart fall out ur ass

[mystic fossil]

avg shroudfield zealot sneaking up on beast of nurgle

[obsidian wren]

Mfw thammer zealot 1tap homeless person

[hidden whale]

ugggggh

this is why I dont like summer

[marsh iris]

check if theres more fr

[hidden whale]

constant tyranid invasion in my house

[somber stream]

Mosquitoes

A.k.a Cunts

[marsh iris]

do that gasoline trick on the nest

[hidden whale]

idk where the nest is

its somewhere in the walls or the roof

[obsidian wren]

U might be cooked

[fallen tree]

mosqui-NO

[marsh iris]

keep water sources covered, pails turn upside down

you dont wanna accidentally drink larvae

[somber stream]

I wasn't able to go through with the spiders plan

But i did installed 2 electric lamps

[marsh iris]

ehhh kind of futile but fine

[somber stream]

I enjoy hearing the zaping and the burnt smell of their corpses in the air from time to time

[marsh iris]

the smell when one got zapped

umami

[fallen tree]

real

[obsidian wren]

Cant find the nest? Douse your whole house in gasoline and light a match! Wait for 10 minutes and tada! The infestation is magically gone!

[marsh iris]

i remember seeing one got zapped but the corpse got stuck in the contacts, so its like perma zapping + bad smell

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[somber stream]

Mosquito purgatory

[fallen tree]

gotta put on a display for the other mosquitos

not to fuck with you

see your friend? this could be YOU

[marsh iris]

like head on sticks outside your castle

[somber stream]

Did you know, the scent of their brethren corpses that lingered on your skin when you squash them, actually attract their own kinds to you

[obsidian wren]

Worst smell is being fireballed for 0.2 seconds and all the body oil just engulfing your room

Shit is horrendous

[fallen tree]

im not surprised 😔

insects always have crazy tech

[formal mortar]

That's why killing ants attracts more ants

[jaunty path]

necrons..

[marsh iris]

My name is mozzino montoya you killed my friend. Prepare to die!

[jaunty path]

Thats interesting

And kind of really nice

[fiery wave]

That's ants.

[obsidian wren]

I saw someone say they cant wait for fs to add skaven to darktide and i was genuinely confused

[jaunty path]

Reminds me I need to write my cult a bit

[fallen tree]

if i were an ant and i got crushed, at least i know my brothers and sisters got my back

[somber stream]

I like ants, actually

[obsidian wren]

Ants dont like you though

[somber stream]

I allow them to migrate in during rainy seasons or when it's cold outside

[fiery wave]

You squish one, it produces chems to get more to investigate agressively.

[somber stream]

I start spraying if they overstay their welcome, though

[marsh iris]

I used an ant-gel before, it basically trick the ants that its food, bring it to the nest and kill everything with delayed activation (possibly the queen too)

[delicate vapor]

Can I nap

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

It’s 4:41pm on a Tuesday

[fallen tree]

no

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Think i saw an ad for this once but Termite, it's from Thailand

[obsidian wren]

Wait to sleep until 8 or 9

[delicate vapor]

Nap time

[marsh iris]

lmao i saw that crazy ad

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

[marsh iris]

well this is a gel form instead of spray

clear like sugar syrup

[fiery wave]

Or just starch+sugar+baking soda. Leave water near.

[fallen tree]

we dont have a gel per se, but an ant bait thing with the same kinda tech. it never works

[fiery wave]

They pop.

[fallen tree]

i gotta use powder on the source

[marsh iris]

well it doesnt work for like few days, but they disappear after that

[somber stream]

Darktide general chat and the application of chemical warfare on domestic insects

[gloomy tartan]

Yo bro

[formal mortar]

Mix 1 part borax, 4 parts sugar, into a 1/3rd bottle of water

[gloomy tartan]

Just use lizards

[fallen tree]

ive tried over years, i think the brand we haev is just shit

[jaunty path]

or cats

[formal mortar]

Shake it up, lay it on the side, cut a hole in the top

[jaunty path]

cats like eating bugs

[gloomy tartan]

Wait are you discussing killing ants ?

[formal mortar]

Ants will die in a week or two

[marsh iris]

maybe try Karien's recipe

[hidden whale]

I could give a seminar about the application of physical warfare against domestic insects

specifically internal urban warfare

[gloomy tartan]

What even hunts ants

[delicate vapor]

flame thrower ants

biden blast

[ripe tangle]

when I was younger I used to pour lighter fluid in ant hills and light them on fire…

[gloomy tartan]

Jesus Christ

[marsh iris]

anteater

[fallen tree]

yeah, so simple, ive never done a home remedy before i bet its op

[somber stream]

The sister has a career since earlier days

[formal mortar]

That tracks

[gloomy tartan]

I would of thought you were really cool

[fiery wave]

Might need to fine tune it, but at least pet safe.

[gloomy tartan]

Did you also have a leather jacket

[hidden whale]

I used to stick my hand in them

[fiery wave]

Unless you keep insects as pets.

[ripe tangle]

I never owned a leather jacket no

[delicate vapor]

Trench coat

[gloomy tartan]

What

Wdy nean

Bro

[somber stream]

Who keep insects as pet

[gloomy tartan]

You need a leather jacket

[formal mortar]

PURGE THEM WITH THE EMPEROR'S HOLY FLAME

[gloomy tartan]

We will acquire you a leather jacket

[fallen tree]

[jaunty path]

have you not heard of ant farms

[marsh iris]

i see why you enjoy flames alot

[fiery wave]

Hey, jumping spooders are adorable.

[gloomy tartan]

They sell leather jackets cheaper in Mexico

Real leather

[somber stream]

Spiders aren't insects

[wintry hemlock]

Hello with all the nerfs how is combat blade now is it still good?

[obsidian wren]

Me when the guy with an 8 inch tarantula says "oh thats just gorlock she dont bite"

[gloomy tartan]

Not Corinthian leather

[somber stream]

ARACHNIDS

[ripe tangle]

Spiders are arachnids and they’re friends

[somber stream]

I concur

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck wasps

And mosquitos

And roaches

And flys

[marsh iris]

i love spiders, they fuck insects up

[gloomy tartan]

Specifically

[fiery wave]

Yes, just use executor if you don't need the brittle.

[obsidian wren]

Ive seen ppl befriend the most unlikely bugs and animals

[marsh iris]

as long as they dont get too fresh with me

[gloomy tartan]

lol fresh

That’s a good one

[fallen tree]

wasps invade my passionfruit vine

fuck em

[gloomy tartan]

Wasps are just cunts

[fallen tree]

its my fruit!!

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t even pollinate

[mystic fossil]

genuinely scared of all spiders cuz i read too many "poisonues one hit spider" facts so everytime i see one i think that it could send me to the grave lmao

[gloomy tartan]

They just impregnate shit with their fuckint shank ass like a xenomorph

[marsh iris]

FAFO ahh insect

[somber stream]

Jumping spiders are cute i agree. Initially i planned to employ 4 of them around the apartment to deter mosquitoes and insects

[obsidian wren]

Ive seen someone befriend a single murder hornet and it was actually quite friendly

It ate jelly from their hand

[gloomy tartan]

You could just release a ass ton of jumping spiders in yo crib

[marsh iris]

reminds me of The Mist movie

[gloomy tartan]

If they don’t find enough food they will just leave

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but that mix can upset them if they try it. It kills by causing a reaction in an ant that eats it.

[marsh iris]

so messed up

[fallen tree]

giant hornets?

[hidden whale]

nah roaches are chill

[gloomy tartan]

No

[hidden whale]

I grab them with my hands and put them oustide

[gloomy tartan]

They aren’t

[somber stream]

But they cost like 40 euro a pop and i have 2 cats so i might not be the brightest idea

[hidden whale]

just gotta wash ur hands

[fallen tree]

monster hunter ahh creatures

[gloomy tartan]

I disagree

They fuck with my food

[obsidian wren]

Yes, and an orchid mantis

[gloomy tartan]

So they should be incinerated

Mantis are cool

[fiery wave]

They also recognise people more than any other species of spooders.

[marsh iris]

vespoid mfers

[somber stream]

They have ZERO feeling or attachment to you though

[gloomy tartan]

You know the argument that it would eat you if it was big enough?

I hate that argument

[somber stream]

They only know "Big giant organic thing, don't attack"

[fallen tree]

getting digested by a giant bug

[fiery wave]

If german, burninate.

[fallen tree]

no thanks

[gloomy tartan]

Any animal would be eat us if it was big enough

[obsidian wren]

If you raise any creature from a baby stage they basically become docile unless something threatens their mom (you)

[marsh iris]

videos of petting jumping spoiders with giant finger

[gloomy tartan]

Like that proved nothing

Any animal would eat a human if it was big enough lmao

That argument is meaningless lmao

[fallen tree]

im pretty big, im coming after you

[marsh iris]

elephant tho

[fallen tree]

its lunch after all

[jaunty path]

aw

[gloomy tartan]

It would eat you for the minerals

[fiery wave]

Look, brain size of 2 peppercorns.

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

Never forget

We are full of precious minerals

Shit animals can’t get easily

[fallen tree]

but not vespene gas 😔

[obsidian wren]

Me watching a guy scrub a giant saltwater gators head with a scrub brush 3 inches next to him

[gloomy tartan]

Gator v

Bro yo

[marsh iris]

we require moar vespene gas

[gloomy tartan]

You mean croc?

saltwater croc?

Aren’t gators fresh water

Iirc

[fallen tree]

not enough pylons? yeah you're right. because i'm terran

[obsidian wren]

Croc or gator idc, they both mean asf for zero reason

[gloomy tartan]

I’m specifically into reptiles and dinosaurs lol

Gators are more chill

Compared to a salty

[delicate vapor]

Crocodile jerky

[gloomy tartan]

A salty will eat anything lmao

Saltys are the ones who supposedly get sarco size

[formal mortar]

When did they start giving pants as quest rewards in ff14, I used to remember always having to buy pants

[gloomy tartan]

There’s the movie they made about one in Africa that are hundreds of people

[fallen tree]

probably has a really good chew factor, i imagine crocodile/alligator meat is tough

[gloomy tartan]

A giant salty in the Philippines the size of a buss supposedly

[obsidian wren]

Ive seen someone befriend crocs and even wild moose

[fallen tree]

what lvl are you

[gloomy tartan]

There’s so many legends of hidden giant crocs

[formal mortar]

35

[obsidian wren]

The main reason animals are mean is bc to them youre a threat

[fallen tree]

oh, i cant even think that far back what the rewards are like

but they werent good

[formal mortar]

I remember that they used to not give you pants

[fallen tree]

also, whats your ign, if you need queue help i can come with

[formal mortar]

Because I played with someone who was in a FC called Next Level Pants because of that

[obsidian wren]

When you kneel to their level and feed them or raise them from a baby they understand you arent there to mess with them

Hence why saltwater crocs dont care when someone enters their enclosure

[formal mortar]

Right now the character I'm playing on is Fafnir Anarchy but I probably won't be rocking anything for a while

Going to rename and fantasia her at some point

[fallen tree]

yeah no prob, just ask if im around and ill help o7

[south valve]

Why does everyone hate Mixtape?

I haven't seen it or anything, but I see everyone being utterly PISSED at it

[formal mortar]

Haven't heard of it

[somber stream]

I'm excitied to quit my job soon

[formal mortar]

[marsh iris]

quit? after all that?

[somber stream]

Quit, done, gonezo

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

What you doing after?

[somber stream]

Take a year off, learning art, switch career path

[obtuse oak]

"Nepo baby industry plant product walking sim without any gameplay" is what I've heard about it negatively.

[south valve]

Ohh I see

[formal mortar]

Oh the game Mixtape, yeah nevermind I heard about that

[south valve]

I can imagine people would be unhappy with that

[obtuse oak]

But someone I know who enjoyed walking sims and indie game type shit said it was good, so it's probably not even a bad game for the intended audience

[whole bough]

does anyone else keep getting a random like half second sound effect in the morningstar?

that sounds like a thud or whoosh

[marsh iris]

a year? damn, bro's loaded

[fallen tree]

im gonna be hear for the licht drawing arc

HERE*

[somber stream]

All those projects are for this very moment

[marsh iris]

or adoption arc

[obtuse oak]

Switching to art in the big 2026?

[fiery wave]

Slot reservations incoming.

[somber stream]

Industry digital art, always a void to fill there

[fallen tree]

i mean, if you're a wow/ff14 comm artist, you get a lot of ppl who want art

[fiery wave]

And then Licht is overworked once again.

[fallen tree]

[formal mortar]

Yeah Licht is making my vtuber model

[marsh iris]

havoc 40 within a year

[fallen tree]

its still popping like crazy

not to mention the cursed furry arc

[somber stream]

Yeah, never going there

[formal mortar]

Furries always have money

[fallen tree]

i got asked, havent dabbled

its like the dark side, tempting

[delicate vapor]

Cheeky nap time

[somber stream]

Yeah.. I know a furry from UK who's I.T (always them for some reason) and is loaded

Comm every month

[marsh iris]

maybe i should....

nah nah

[fallen tree]

someone commed me 10 times over a few months during covid

they go rabid crazy

[obtuse oak]

Truly a load bearing pillar of the artistic community

[south valve]

I haven't seen much furry representation in the UK

[obtuse oak]

It used to be kings patronizing court artists

Now it's furries

[south valve]

People are very conservative and judgemental here

[brazen scaffold]

fatshark nerfed my duelling sword build !!! I need to hit crushers one more time now! this is outrageous ! im screaming and crying so hard

[fallen tree]

my furry's abs are not defined enough, off with his head!

[somber stream]

"Your vibe really, really resonate with my furrsona"

Unironically something i received a year or two before^

[fallen tree]

oh no

[somber stream]

Blocked

[fallen tree]

honestly, sfw stuff is fine, id draw robin hood from the 90 cartoon

[obtuse oak]

Type shit

[fallen tree]

but the line can blur real fast

[formal mortar]

Yeah they can buy me a drink it's a free drink

[fallen tree]

honestly tho, Cristin Milioti is peak

killer face card

[marsh iris]

i like her in black mirror

[fallen tree]

i only know her from the penguin, but she was great

[marsh iris]

what if penguin but its pingu

[fallen tree]

id actually like the antagonist

noot noot this

[marsh iris]

yeah he's scary

mobster typeshit

[fallen tree]

the new batman movies are real cool

i hope they stay on track

[jaunty path]

67 song plays in my head

do I have lain damage :(

[somber stream]

And you don't seem to understand..

[south valve]

let it stay in your lain

[jaunty path]

ROCK

🪨

[somber stream]

A shame you seemed an honest man...

[jaunty path]

👁️

god

smells

your

sin.

[somber stream]

And all the fears you hold so deaaaar

[fallen tree]

whats the 67 song, sounds fire

[little marten]

🫴
🫴

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/jpiFc99B_vo

worms crawl through the crevices of my thinking beef

they all say 67

[marsh iris]

polluting my algorithm

[little marten]

Step off that high horse and admit it’s kinda funny

Come down

Join us

Join us

[jaunty path]

Hank admit it, how often does your kid say 67

[marsh iris]

-# one of us
one of us
one of us
ONE OF US

[jaunty path]

VI VII

[little marten]

I went to some shitty caravan park for the weekend and at the entertainment one night they did bingo and when 67 came up all the kids went into an frenzy screaming 67 and running around it was beautiful madness

[obtuse oak]

she said it when it was still culturally relevant, but she's already moved on months ago

unlike you geriatrics stuck in the memes of the past

[jaunty path]

fym months ago

[little marten]

Damn she’s got a finger on the pulse of memes

[jaunty path]

it hasnt been months ago

you motherfuck

[somber stream]

Sign of old:

Keep it up

[obtuse oak]

ofc it has

67 was a 2025 meme

[jaunty path]

YOU'RE NOT SAFE.

[obtuse oak]

we're 5 months into 2026

[marsh iris]

dememetia

[little marten]

After much deliberation, I have decided to rejoin the job market

[obtuse oak]

did something else happen at your current job?

[little marten]

Nah but I cba wasting away anymore

[jaunty path]

im gonna fucking off myself. i look up 67 and the scren starts WIGGLING A GESTURE

ITS EVERYWHERE

[obtuse oak]

honestly respect

[jaunty path]

67777777

SIX SEVENNNN

[misty trench]

me telling my employer who's about to fire me that this isn't working, it's not him it's me and that we should see other people

[obtuse oak]

fym it's not him. never admit fault to your employer. it's always him.