general-chat

[lime beacon]

Ay cabron

[ripe tangle]

just don’t get any petroleum based substances stuck to your red robes

[hazy valley]

A Skitarii is precise. Only an Ogryn would make such a mistake

[ripe tangle]

the higher tech priests not appreciate you doing that

[ripe tangle]

T R U E

[tawdry edge]

tbh most warbands, NL or not do that
Usually engaging in open war means the warband has spent months planning this ahead + can manage to survive the engage even if they lose/retreat
Which is why whenever you see shit like the Black Legion, Red Corsairs, Iron Warriors openly engaging without picking off stragglers some shit is about to go dooooown

[short geyser]

Yeah, my night lords, to dumb it down, see chaos corruption as mostly stupid, though getting rid of chaos corruption entirely doesn’t make sense, so it’s more like the first claw, where they still have temptations, but they aren’t lost to it
They fight mostly because fuck the imperium and the corpse emperor

[delicate vapor]

[short geyser]

And to survive, obviously

[hazy valley]

I can't wait for the AdMech class tbh. Even if it's just a combat servitor I will main it gladly

[short geyser]

Samee

[hazy valley]

I'm probably the only person who would be excited still if it was a combat servitor tbh LOL

[short geyser]

I don’t mind playing a servitor

[delicate vapor]

Serve food

[hazy valley]

A LOBOTOMY BUDDY AT LAST HI

[short geyser]

“My special post servitors”

[wintry fog]

They don't have those kinds of servitors

Kappa

[tawdry edge]

Mine are kinda the same. A big majority look down on completely falling to Chaos despite not giving a shit for chaos worship
Whenever someone is mutated/possessed, they refer to them as "Wartorn" (which is a whole grand company of them), as in broken and disfigured. The Wartorn are usually not held in high regard and not given true ranks among the warband

[short geyser]

This is true

[tawdry edge]

Theyre more pragmatic if anything

[hazy valley]

wdym the Magos in Angels of Death deployed combat servitors to render aid to the Blood Angels

[tawdry edge]

Combat servitors are pog in lore

[short geyser]

I love the tech priest in that

[tawdry edge]

They casually walk around with heavy ballistic weaponry with no regard for their own life or pain

[short geyser]

(Magos)

[lime beacon]

You guys are gonna be upset when they reveal the new class to be a double amputee hive manufacturom laborer made out of cobbled together premium cosmetics

[hazy valley]

it was so funny that the combat servitors popping in shocked both the Genestealers AND the Space Marines who were both stunned for a second LMFAO

[short geyser]

I’m telling you, it’s a hive citizen!

[hazy valley]

SAME and I made her quote my Discord motto

"In time the improbable becomes the inevitable."

[short geyser]

Ohh

[hazy valley]

I remember her name

Castia-Theta-Nine

[twin flower]

I should watch Angels of Death again I cant remember any of it

[hazy valley]

if we get Skitarii I plan to name my character Lestia-Theta-Two

[short geyser]

I watched it off YouTube-COUGH COUGH OFF OF WARHAMMER PLUS LIKE THE GOOD CITIZEN I AM!

[sly quest]

No go watch no country for old men

[tawdry edge]

I mean, the gene-stealers knew the Magos was there so they were shocked she was just wasting precious servitors to what they think are useless marine squads
and the Blood Angels were shocked because the planet has apparently been completely decimated for ages now

[twin flower]

I've already watched it

But 🤔 maybe I will

[sly quest]

Again.

[delicate vapor]

Watch Anton chigurh hunts you down with a tractor

[lime beacon]

Overrated movie

[hazy valley]

true the Magos probably watched many, many people the Genestealers assumed were far more important than a few Space Marines die to their hordes so a small squadron of Space Marines being saved like that definitely caught them off guard

[restive grotto]

Hello

[short geyser]

Hello

[sly quest]

HAYIO

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[hazy valley]

I watched it on Warhammer+ but I committed crime and streamed it to friends

DRM will not stop me

[lime beacon]

[short geyser]

gasp

[sly quest]

I really liked anton’s character, it is a bit boring, true, but oh well

[twin flower]

I remember seeing Kill Lupercal on youtube, all of it, and the comments were just funny as hell

"May John Warhammer never find you"

[short geyser]

How dare you clown! >:(

[lime beacon]

All the performances were amazing but I just don’t like the doompilled message

[twin flower]

"go into hiding before the Ordo Lawsuitsiticus gets you"

[short geyser]

In the grim darkness of war, there is no sight

[twin flower]

and other stuff lmao

[restive grotto]

Just got back into Warhammer and instantly got news about warhammer skulls happening this Thursday been waiting on the darktide update and the dawn of war 4 release date can't wait to play Skitarii in dawn of war 4

[hazy valley]

I haven't seen that one yet but my friend recommended it for the next watch

[short geyser]

Also, skitarii most likely for darktide

[twin flower]

Oh its really good, focuses about the pilots for war titans during the war on Terra during the Heresy

[sly quest]

Me too, I understand where they are coming from tho, old sad men living a miserable life… they just like me fr

[restive grotto]

Yessss heard rumors of that and hope its true because yesss I'd love a sneaky sniper class or something like that

[hazy valley]

Wait isn't that Broken Lance?

or wait

Broken Lance is Knights

[short geyser]

Streaming to friends? In this good faith darktide community?!

[twin flower]

Oh, actually dont know that one 🤔 , I too havent watched them all either

[hazy valley]

I paid good money for a subscription! I'm only a half criminal honest to goodness

[twin flower]

-# fuckiin warhammer +

What?

[short geyser]

Hmmmmm
But yeah I watched it through YouTube

[delicate vapor]

A simple pirate I saw on the seas told me a thing

[short geyser]

Funny thing is, I got Warhammer + like a day after to watch other stuff

[hazy valley]

I'm slowly going through the list but I want to do it as fun cinema nights for friends so I don't watch them on my own

[lime beacon]

If you can read Chinese you will never have to pay for media for the rest of your life

[twin flower]

I remember a streaming platform for music I think it was, with the videos and everyting? and one day I just found one of the Bolter episodes there lmao

[short geyser]

I got my worth out of it, I found the only salamanders Alive character I like

[twin flower]

people tryinna be sneaky

Sakan?!

[short geyser]

Yes

[wise depot]

Broken printer and pipe organ music go hard together

[twin flower]

I wanted more but I don't think we see him getting rescued right, unless I missed an episode

[short geyser]

Nah I don’t think we do

[hazy valley]

he's also in The Tithes

[short geyser]

The tithes one was pretty good

[restive grotto]

This suddenly reminded me this one time I lost my steam account for a short time (quickly got it back thanks to the steam hit squad/hj) but don't know if they made a mistake or not because I suddenly had the entire dawn of war 1 series instead of just the Necrons lol

[short geyser]

Tithes in general, I mean

[delicate vapor]

I have been wanting to do the necron campaign since well cool and green

[twin flower]

Follooww da greeen

[twin flower]

Go on

[restive grotto]

I've played through it a couple times (because they hadn't added ad mechanica till just now) and honestly love playing the scary robo skeletons lol

[short geyser]

Alright, Ima go sleepy sleep, good night everyone

[lime beacon]

Night night

[hazy valley]

good night!

[restive grotto]

Night!

[twin flower]

to the bed with you

[whole bough]

are mods not working for anyone else

[sly quest]

Goodnigghtt

[amber hornet]

Sign me up🙏

[restive grotto]

Honestly right now Been playing as a Arbite in Darktide but mostly just been going with Randoms would really love a good squad-

[astral basin]

Aaa

[twin flower]

Im vanilla

No mods gang

[whole bough]

some mods are really good to have

[jaunty path]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[hazy valley]

I would stream it here in this server but I feel like the mods would kill me

[ripe tangle]

I wish to start writing again

[whole bough]

like bettermovement so i dont acidentally jump and fucking die

[delicate vapor]

Works fine for me

Just had to toggle it off then on for me

[jaunty path]

Why would they

[jaunty path]

write

:D

[vivid zinc]

Opinions on this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmW1o5BBBfg&list=PL64KbA4iz1DQ3P_OGpw5o142MPVwwrhaV&index=58

[amber hornet]

It’s Warhammer related

Maybe you’ll get away with it?

[hazy valley]

It's copyrighted material and Warhammer copyrighted material at that. Getting away with it here would be treason

LOL

[restive grotto]

Oooh thank you

[hazy valley]

I'm not that crazy

[jaunty path]

You'll get made into Mini paint

[formal mortar]

Off to the mini paint factory

[amber hornet]

We can have the firing squad wait till after we are caught up first before the execution if that’s cool with you?

[formal wharf]

sijwmeissndd

i need that reveal NOW

[hazy valley]

PSH nah they wouldn't let us get away with it

I'd be shot mid-stream

[delicate vapor]

korone

[twin flower]

Prolly better to reseve it with your friends rather here lmao

[sleek harness]

I had dreamed about being president and changing the world by having a explosive hammer

[formal wharf]

it cant be genestealers right?

[hazy valley]

I am in many places

[jaunty path]

yea

[formal wharf]

they arent usually the ones to use plasma or anything that shoots blue

[formal wharf]

close enough welcome back the great crusade

[twin flower]

jean stealers

[astral basin]

Oh hey neuro

[sly quest]

What if they shoot purple

[sleek harness]

The explosive hammer was useful to kill my political enemies and anybody who got in my way of rebuilding my country

[formal wharf]

there was no purple in the teaser

[lime beacon]

What if they shoot white

[formal wharf]

right

[twin flower]

what if its pink

[formal wharf]

i mean who else could it actually be

servo skull

[sly quest]

It’s literally there.

[formal wharf]

blue shots

[sly quest]

Back shots

[formal wharf]

well i said it isnt so it isnt

[lime beacon]

Servoskull has been in the game for 4 years

[twin flower]

heh

[delicate vapor]

ina

[formal wharf]

good observation

[twin flower]

Chapter Master of the Dark Krakens

[lime beacon]

I also believe that it is a mechanicum class

[amber hornet]

Thank you for your service.

[whole bough]

new class is yo mama

[formal wharf]

new class is cancelled

[lime beacon]

But I’ll believe when I see it and Not a moment before lmao

[formal wharf]

new class is gone

[sleek harness]

New class is servor skull's brother

[delicate vapor]

cudlil

[twin flower]

gets delayed cuz the clankers couldnt hold it in and started sending death threats to FatShark HQ

"WE NEED IT NOW!!"

RAAAHH

[formal wharf]

what if its

freddy fazbear

[dire kayak]

chat

[formal wharf]

from five nights at freddies

[twin flower]

goobers

[lime beacon]

Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

[formal wharf]

WAIT

[dire kayak]

i found my chaos space marines transfer sheet

[formal wharf]

PURPLE LIGHTING IN TRAILER

[formal wharf]

ITS PURPLE MAN

OH MY GOD

[dire kayak]

i don't have to do hazard stripes on kravek mourne anymore

[formal wharf]

IVE FIGURED IT OUT

[sly quest]

I would never lie. See?

[fair bridge]

ogryn's kinda fun

[formal wharf]

NO I SAID TI

I SAID IT WAS OPIRELES FIRST

[fair bridge]

i wish the pickaxe worked like the one in vt2

[lime beacon]

ITS AN ULTRAMARINE ASPIRANT

[fair bridge]

like the moveset

[sly quest]

I LITERALLY SAID IT FIRST.

[formal wharf]

FALSE

[amber hornet]

So is Veteran

[formal wharf]

ACCOUNT BASED IN MACRAGGE

[lime beacon]

BUYING THE DELUXE DLC GIVES YOU A COUPON FOR THE NEW ULTRAMARINES COMBAT PATROL MODELS

[delicate vapor]

airi

[fair bridge]

if your whole bit is encouraging people to play veteran more you should understand that most people who play this game are veterans or arbites and that's basically it

not a great bit

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i replace my wet pallette after painting all my kasrkin or wait until it's completely full

[lime beacon]

I’ll take another ten thousand voc vets with power swords and recon lasguns please

[formal wharf]

imagine a 8 player havoc 80

[delicate vapor]

what a week huh

[formal wharf]

50,000 muties vs 8 ogryns

[sly quest]

It’s Tuesday… eli.

[fair bridge]

captain, it's wednesday

[delicate vapor]

get me another beer

[lime beacon]

One match takes three hours

Actual carpal tunnel syndrome

[delicate vapor]

21st will be here soon..

[dire kayak]

me rn

[twin flower]

its chews dey innit

[sly quest]

Lucky

[formal wharf]

assasination missions now have you defeating mortarion

[dire kayak]

im high off paint

[lime beacon]

Just being eight vets with voice of command

If you chain them in succession you don’t actually have to kill anything

I imagine mortarian could be incapped by 8 plasma guns hitting him simultaneously

[formal wharf]

the single scab sniper watching 5 rocks and 3 ogryrn grenades being thrown at him at once

[delicate vapor]

a single

[formal wharf]

god imagine the sounds from a 8 player maul arbitrator match

[lime beacon]

Passionate lovemaking

[formal wharf]

or zealots

[vapid juniper]

query: character.class.Skitarii, ETA to: Tertium 5 = 24 TERRAN hours?

[fallow glen]

Tomorrow

[delicate vapor]

tomorrow

[lime beacon]

Mor Row 2: Return of the copium

[meager carbon]

got a question for yall which tac axe do you think is better the first or the last one cant decide tbh

[graceful hamlet]

I really hope it’s admech but not Skitarii

[sleek harness]

Can I ruin your hope

[vapid juniper]

how'd you know it's castellan robot

[dire kayak]

behind you

[delicate vapor]

its men of iron

[graceful hamlet]

I know, it’s Skitarii and then people are gonna complain that the guy with one canonical look has no customization

[lime beacon]

“It’s dark age AI”

[delicate vapor]

aint so dark anymore bud

[vapid juniper]

suspiciously manlike castellan robot

[twin flower]

Abominable Intelligence

[delicate vapor]

ur-025

[twin flower]

wuh

[delicate vapor]

its ai

[sleek harness]

Imagine if Skitarii is the first DLC character to get more than one cosmetic page on the Aquilas Store

[vivid zinc]

Battle Servitor class we getting trolled

[zenith merlin]

we get the robot from blackstone fortress as a class

[lime beacon]

It’s Cookie Monster

[twin flower]

abominable intelligence, yes

[graceful hamlet]

It’s Jetpack cat 40k edition

[delicate vapor]

you know what else is ai

[sleek harness]

The Emperor?

[lime beacon]

[vivid zinc]

Magical cat space girl skins when?

Funny thing is, magical cat space girls might be a thing, lol

[twin flower]

psyker felinids i knew it

[sleek harness]

Female pysker ogryns is a thing

Why not pysker felinids

[lime beacon]

Those are called “slaanesh influenced heretical nightmares and visions”

[graceful hamlet]

Psyker felinids is the buff Psyker needs tbh

[dense heart]

“Hope is the first step to disappointment” have ye learn nothing reject?

[twin flower]

its combat servitors

some of them actually look decked out lmao

[sleek harness]

Wow, calling Skitarii a disappointment

[vivid zinc]

Frankly I do NOT want cats having psychic powers

Would be bad

[sleek harness]

The 40k Redditors would be mad at you

[dense heart]

Heck nah, I’ve been praying for this moment before arbites lol

[vivid zinc]

I think my cat with psychic powers would be super cute though lol

Also very very annoging at times

[twin flower]

your cat now just sends you psychic nightmares 3am in the morning instead of hitting you in the face

[sleek harness]

Maci

How many fingers do I have

[vivid zinc]

Any time kitty wants attention? Do u like ur stuff? Give kitty pets. LOL.

[twin flower]

would it matter you cant count past 4

[vivid zinc]

psyker felinids

[sleek harness]

I know how to count past 4

[lime beacon]

Prove it

[sleek harness]

5

[lime beacon]

Take a poop in front of us

[twin flower]

astounding

[sleek harness]

That's unrelated

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I won't entertain your fetishes

[vivid zinc]

Ur brood mother could count in the millions. 🙁

[delicate vapor]

[lime beacon]

I’m not the one on trial for not being able to count past 4

[formal mortar]

1, 2, 9, 10

easy

[sleek harness]

I have rights

I went to college

And I have a job

[lime beacon]

There was a dead rat on the ramp leading to my parking garage

The spies of the enemy draw near

Summon the elector counts

[vivid zinc]

Oh GOD. Do not educate the Skaven.

This is how you end up with bombadiers

[sleek harness]

I am educated

I know what caused the big bang

[lime beacon]

Skaven lab error

[vivid zinc]

Nevermind the crazy mutations. Those aer whatever. Skavens with the education to use warp stones are nutty

[sleek harness]

I will do a smaller scale big bang explosion at your home

[vivid zinc]

What if my home is ur home ucz I'm banging ur broo...ohhh fuck 🙁

[lime beacon]

Yeah I guess bro

[delicate vapor]

[fleet tendon]

SKITARRI

[vivid zinc]

Don't worry, I'll live on in memory. That memory will be Battle Servitor class instead of Skitarii.

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Scum here

[vivid zinc]

Those blue flashes? That's the impact of attacks against the battle servitor's dead body

[acoustic pebble]

I bring bad news: Skitarii is not the next class

It's Kroot

[vivid zinc]

Lowkey scary with forced evolve

[vapid juniper]

no kroot don't eat the nurgle worshippers!!!

[lime beacon]

[vivid zinc]

xD

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum already eating Rotters: "I'm sorry, what?"

[graceful hamlet]

Ngl I would be so hyped for a Kataphron Destroyer class

[fading otter]

That would be fun honestly

[delicate vapor]

GOOOSEE your duck has returned

[fading otter]

Nonsensical

But fun

[graceful hamlet]

Oh yea I guess the Kroot wouldn’t be able to eat anything

[delicate vapor]

Lurking genestealer:

[vivid zinc]

Floating skull with a laser and AI voice spliced with alreadyexisting actor lines is what we get.

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchists looking for a new meal:

[graceful hamlet]

I’d be hyped for a floating skull too

[vivid zinc]

Ur funny

[twin flower]

d'aww

[delicate vapor]

Genestealer in disbelief

[graceful hamlet]

It’s a floating skull with lasers. What’s not to love as a class?

[acoustic pebble]

Also Felenids will be added for Veteran

[graceful hamlet]

Felenid psykers 🙏

[vivid zinc]

Only if we get shark skins for the lasers so we can have frickin sharks with laser beams on their heads

[delicate vapor]

more hair types coming

[acoustic pebble]

Based Based Based Based Based

[graceful hamlet]

When Nier Automata crossover so we can play as 2B

[acoustic pebble]

More dialogue incoming

[delicate vapor]

wow oce darktide servers are DEAD quiet

im just hoping more for more hair styles

[formal mortar]

The B stands for booty

[graceful hamlet]

Wow oce Darktide servers are dead
Fixed it.

[acoustic pebble]

Also we found Brunt

[tawdry edge]

Ill have to play with 1 hand

[vapid juniper]

UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SERVO-SKULL!

[lime beacon]

Best we can do is 1 more cut sourced from the nearest nursing home

[tawdry edge]

YOU ALL THINK THE SAME SHIT

STOP STARING REACTING ME

[twin flower]

gooner

[tawdry edge]

ITS 2B SHES FUCKING HOT

[sly quest]

NO??????

NO.

[tawdry edge]

LIAR

[lime beacon]

2b is like a 3/10 on a good day

[sly quest]

A2 better.

[tawdry edge]

kill yourself

[tawdry edge]

not better, same
both are hot

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Alice is cooking

[sly quest]

Look up the overwatch a2 skin.

[tawdry edge]

I am conquesting it i am conquesting it

[sly quest]

LEAVE ME ALONE HARDON

[tawdry edge]

lmfao

[sly quest]

CONQUEST 😋😋😋😋🤤

[acoustic pebble]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO ABUSE YOU!!

[tawdry edge]

24 day torrent file

[acoustic pebble]

Not you. The shark

[delicate vapor]

3 psykers on my team

all smykers

[twin flower]

easy win

[acoustic pebble]

Free ammo

[acoustic pebble]

Perfection

[tawdry edge]

i feel like me saying "kill yourself" to that guy was a bad idea because he stopped talking

might be reported again, chat

[fading otter]

You play OW?

[sly quest]

Yes

[acoustic pebble]

Also looking at the dialogues, Female Outlaw is probably the friendliest of all the Hive Scum

I like her

But not as much as Female Bounty Hunter

[graceful hamlet]

Overwatch is a game?! 😏

[sleek harness]

I don't have a brother

[sly quest]

@errant crystal hi

[sleek harness]

I don't know who's home you are living in but it's certainly not mine

[fading otter]

Who do you play?

[acoustic pebble]

Sometimes I forget Tracer is a lesbian because I always see her getting piped

[delicate vapor]

fortnite tracer skin

[acoustic pebble]

Ew. Two of the worst things combined into one

[vivid zinc]

You have millions of brothers. Maybe more.

[sleek harness]

Nah

[sly quest]

Vendetta or kiriko

Lifewaver too, love his healing, its so easy n fun

[sly quest]

Can’t get any better.

[fading otter]

Fellow Kiriko player🫡 never tried lifeweaver but people always pull off crazy shit with him in my games

[vivid zinc]

The only thing more dangerous than a Skaven is a delusional Skaven.

[sly quest]

…. What.

[sly quest]

You gotta try… his attack is also op.

[sleek harness]

Alice can you do me a favor

[fading otter]

Hell ya

[vivid zinc]

You know how the End Times happened? Foolish Skaven found Discord 🙁

[sly quest]

What

[vivid zinc]

The good thing about the end times is that everyone got their commin's

Anyone else watch Punish One Last Kill and thought it was garbage?

[modest flume]

@fading otter might be home earlier than I thought

[vivid zinc]

Felt like looped ruuuuuah off screen takes from Frank Castle: The Siege but shittier

[sly quest]

YAAAYY CONGRATULATIONS

[hazy valley]

I'm late but this is true
A2 > 2B

[sly quest]

That’s why you’re my favorite

[misty trench]

A4 paper is the standard for a reason though

we're talking about paper sizes right?

[delicate vapor]

i use to steal a4 paper from the schools printer back in primary

[hazy valley]

Yeah paper sizes for sure

They make the best paper airplanes

[vivid zinc]

I printed 300 sheets of 'white'text once cuz my school sucked back in the 90s

yay

well late 90s

Well that was my perception at least. Looking back I was just being awful

Different times though, different budgets. Schools then could do that stuff.

[timber elk]

a old WW2 style plane crashes through the wall. The lamb sloppy falls out of the plane hi everybody :]

I fucking hate war thunder >:[

[delicate vapor]

eat the lamb

[timber elk]

pulls out shotgun

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

The favor was that you shoot me in the head if I died once in Helldivers 2

Specifically with a double barreled shotgun

Thoses I like

Well, seems like I did made a good choice

You didn't even question

[sly quest]

You’re actually not the first person to ask me to do that. Sure okay

[sleek harness]

What

[twin flower]

Alice the Menace

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Perfect middle ground between the two picks

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Would the entire Wu-Tang Clan be enough people for a guardsmen garrison?

[marsh iris]

maybe too little

[dusky jasper]

no

i don't think it would be enough

[gloomy tartan]

What about like a squadron lol

[dusky jasper]

unfortunately.

[marsh iris]

give them a glock each, would probably hold it

[gloomy tartan]

Bolt pistol lmao

[visual vortex]

Me when the only actually viable auric and above weapons on ogryn are a shield and a pickaxe

[dusky jasper]

there's 10 dudes in the wu-tang clan so i suppose they could be a squad yeah

[dusky jasper]

wish i could get into ogyrn

[gloomy tartan]

They would be the illest squad around

[dusky jasper]

it's a struggle for me

[modest flume]

Wdym, they all work, even the cleaver with a bit of effort

[visual vortex]

He's my second favorite class

[dusky jasper]

zealot is just too good...

[visual vortex]

But man

[gloomy tartan]

Wu-Tang Squad ain’t nothing to fuck with

[marsh iris]

theyll ventilate the filth

[visual vortex]

Ogrun just sucks compared to other classes

[gloomy tartan]

Playing Wu tang clan while ventilating the heretics

That sounds tough

[acoustic pebble]

You don't play Ogryn to get good. You play Ogryn for the love of the game

[visual vortex]

I play ogryn for the voicelines

If they didnt have such good lines i wouldnt even touch the class

[modest flume]

(Ogryn tech makes you better at the other classes)

[gloomy tartan]

The Valkyrie blasting Wu-Tang Clan from JBL speakers 🔊 while dropping the squad off to ventilate the heretics in the name of old dirty bastard

[modest flume]

@fading otter I'll be home in a few minutes

[proven pumice]

Skitarii? 👀

[gloomy tartan]

The Wu-Tang Squad fell in battle when Cadia fell to the warp

[modest flume]

3 Swaggers in a Trench coat

[gloomy tartan]

Wu-Tang Squad forever

[proven pumice]

Convinced me immediately

[timber elk]

is running around in a extremely oversized hoodie. The lamb couldn’t see out of the hood part so he ends up running into a wall

[sly quest]

*skibidi.

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever see that image of Ugandan knuckles returning to Uganda ?

And it says he found de way back home

[proven pumice]

Nope

[fading otter]

Nice glad you were able to finish up early sir, unfortunately I work early af and need to be in bed soon I’ll be on tomorrow when I’m finished work until around this time if you’re playing tho, sorry my friend

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny ima find it hold on

It’s Ugandan knuckles painted on a wall in Uganda

[proven pumice]

Wild

[proven pumice]

Jesus talking about Ugandan knuckles nowadays makes me deadass remember how old that meme is now

[modest flume]

Thank you

Yeah I need to be in extra early tomorrow too, but that won't stop me from getting a few games in before I pass out

[final plover]

why was jesus talking about ugandan knuckles

[fair bridge]

i can game

[proven pumice]

Idk let me ask him

[gloomy tartan]

Ok I found it

[sly quest]

It had only been like 6…7 years bruh

[gloomy tartan]

Look in veteran chat for it

He found de wae back home

Ugandan knuckles is back in Uganda

[patent grove]

Wu tang is for the cadians

[gloomy tartan]

Hell yeah

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

It ended because he returned home

Idk if people knew that

[obsidian wren]

Soon, we will have the war machine skitarii

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why the meme ended lol

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

He eventually found the way back home

It’s a happy ending for a meme

[deft folio]

Can someone gift me warhammer 40k darktide please

[gloomy tartan]

He had a purpose and he finished his hero’s journey

Ugandan knuckles eventually returned home 🏡

Now he living the good life

[fair bridge]

best i can do is gift you warhammer vermintide 2

[deft folio]

Okayy thanks

[fair bridge]

are you on PC or some other horrible thing

[deft folio]

Pc

Ofc

[fair bridge]

are you on steam or xbox game pass

because darktide is on game pass

[deft folio]

Steam

I don't have xbox game pass

[gloomy tartan]

Cries in x box

[fair bridge]

key sent

[deft folio]

Thanks a lot

[modest flume]

I feel like shit, gimme a min

[fading otter]

You good sir?

[delicate vapor]

[patent grove]

Tgif

[jaunty path]

-2 reputation

[sleek harness]

It's taking that amount from your bank

[jaunty path]

-2

(Its not serious lmfao)

[whole glade]

guh….

[sleek harness]

When DRG fan finds 40k

[whole glade]

a wha?

[sleek harness]

I was meant to ping the other guy

[whole glade]

ENGLISH MF DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[sleek harness]

But that works

[sleek harness]

I am speaking english

What are you talking about

[whole glade]

Me after finding Art_Va’s night lord voice overs

[whole glade]

uhmmm

[sleek harness]

"When DRG fan finds 40k" is grammatically correct

[whole glade]

shut up rat

[sleek harness]

Oh no way

Koz doesn't know English?

[whole glade]

i’m cajun. we barely do.

[marsh iris]

anyways morning people, im off riding into the sunrise

[sleek harness]

Unfortunate, it makes you confuse on who you should make fun for speaking grammatically incorrect

[sleek harness]

Garut is 10pm

[whole glade]

shhhh

[marsh iris]

yeah.. its gonna be a while riding until i find sunrise

[sleek harness]

Good luck in Australia

[marsh iris]

close... but no cigar

[sleek harness]

North Pole

[marsh iris]

shut up ill be back soon

[sly quest]

Morning morning

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Elios

How much is 3x+9=18-5x

[hard gorge]

Theres already an equal sign

Are you asking for the value of x?

[sleek harness]

That's not it, Magos

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

67

[hazy valley]

1.125?

Maybe idk I haven't done this stuff in forever LOL

[hard gorge]

Yeah I was gonna say

Its a little over 1

[drowsy lynx]

9/8

[amber hornet]

X=1

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Congrats

[hazy valley]

I'm sure there's a career path that uses this math

It isn't mine

[amber hornet]

Dang

[hazy valley]

[jaunty path]

Sneaky

Play balatro

[hazy valley]

Maybe I have

[sleek harness]

Play KCD2

It's better

[hazy valley]

I haven't played either of those games

[sleek harness]

Yeah you should buy KCD2

[jaunty path]

Play balatro

[sleek harness]

It's good

[jaunty path]

Jimbo calls you

[hazy valley]

I have to finish E33 first but then after sure

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

Oh nah

Not that game

[hazy valley]

I'm being held at gunpoint

I have to

[jaunty path]

Hope you know your pokerhands

[sleek harness]

It stole best 2025 RPG from KCD2

I hate this french game

[hazy valley]

Kinda! I don't play Poker but I've watched it a little

[jaunty path]

Do you have adhd

This is a bit important

[hazy valley]

The game awards made one of my friends racist against the French

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[hazy valley]

He was really hoping KCD2 would win

[sleek harness]

Expedition 33 gained on everything it was on

[hazy valley]

Undiagnosed officially but friends say I do yeah

[sleek harness]

That's fucking dumb

[jaunty path]

Then you'll probably get hooked

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

I was hoping Dispatch would take an award tbh

[sleek harness]

Missus is giving drugs to a alcoholic

[hazy valley]

But I settled for Charlie winning

[timber elk]

A…..unique set of circumstances

[sleek harness]

Lamb

Are you smart

[timber elk]

Skaven

[timber elk]

I’m some areas yes

I like to think I have a pretty good knowledge around firearms

And video games

And jelly beans

And legos

[hazy valley]

He loved the French in FFXIV but he hates them now for taking the awards from KCD2

[fading otter]

Fuckin Chad knowledge base

[timber elk]

Oh and mechs

[hazy valley]

MECHS?

[timber elk]

Mechs are pretty cool

[sleek harness]

Find the X
187-75:2x=199+122-8x

[hazy valley]

[timber elk]

Huh….sure…grabs a grenade from his cloak and pulls the pin than giving it to skaven

[fading otter]

Favourite theme? (Past or present)

[jaunty path]

Dreadnoughts 😋

[sleek harness]

You blowing up for me?

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm….thats a toughie

[sleek harness]

How sweet

[hazy valley]

The Dreadnought in Angels of Death makes me sad

[timber elk]

LEGO CASTLE SERIES

[fading otter]

Such a good one

[hazy valley]

|| "I was not expecting to feel the chill of air again. Rest, brother. There is not enough of me left to put back together again. I would have liked to have seen the skies of Baal one last time." ||

[timber elk]

Yeah anyway. takes the dreadnaughts heart as a holy artifact

[hazy valley]

[timber elk]

What? It’s the beating heart of a champion.

[sleek harness]

Oh cool a scrapyard

I will use it to make AI

[hazy valley]

They have it rough. Imagine you wake up and someone says "hey tyranids good luck"

The one in Space Marine 2 was fantastic

Slams statue into a greater daemon at Mach fuck speeds

"WHERE IS MAGNUS"

[hazy valley]

Too late || they already put another body in the coffin ||

[sleek harness]

"Where are other traitors"
"They're everywhere"

[sleek harness]

Too late late, I stole the coffin

Old man

[elder merlin]

There is one after the 2 and one after the 8

[formal mortar]

What does the : mean?

[hazy valley]

You have stolen a body inside it too

[sleek harness]

Yeah

I am using it

[sleek harness]

Divisione

[formal mortar]

Ah

[hazy valley]

That's between you and the Blood Angels. I'm Harlequins Mechanicus all the way

[timber elk]

Hey @hazy valley

[hazy valley]

Hi

[timber elk]

turns on red lightsaber

[hazy valley]

The part of my brain dedicated to SWTOR Havoc squad just lit up like a beacon holy fuck

[timber elk]

Your welcome :]

[hazy valley]

The desire to beat a Sith to death with the stock of my blaster rifle has not been felt in so long

[timber elk]

I am a SITH lamb

[hazy valley]

Now I know what Dreadnoughts feel when they wake up

[sleek harness]

I can see that

You are red

[formal mortar]

Im guessing like -4.5

[sleek harness]

And black

And evil

[timber elk]

NYEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! laughs like skeletor

[hazy valley]

I genuinely miss SWTOR PvP sometimes

[visual vortex]

my favorite sith scene in the entirety of star wars in when Anakin is just beating down on Bariss like he's swinging a belt onto a disobedient child

[hazy valley]

Unbelievably janky but it is pure bliss when a Sith Assassin stunlocks me and watches in horror as I am still alive when the stun wears off

[tender horizon]

You miss it until there's a mara

[hazy valley]

Republic Trooper Vanguard was king

[hazy valley]

I will fight them

I am FERAL

[tender horizon]

Worse powertech

[hazy valley]

I can take them

[formal mortar]

am i right?

[hazy valley]

Even a worse power tech is true bliss for fighting Sith

I'm not here for game balance

[timber elk]

You cannot take me bounty hunter turns on second red lightsaber

[hazy valley]

Win or lose I just want to feel like a Republic Commando getting into a wrestling match with a Sith

[tender horizon]

Lol they're the exact same class Pt just had (imo) cooler animations

[hazy valley]

Victory was optional

The joy is in the blood we shed until the end we find

[timber elk]

Are we sure clown isn’t a sith?

Because they are dealing in…..absolute

[hazy valley]

No I'm not a Sith

[timber elk]

IS WHAT A SITH WOULD SAY

[hazy valley]

I adhere to no funny code for the Force

I just want to scrap

[timber elk]

okay so your a weirdo got it

[hazy valley]

Yes that's why I wear the clown costume

[timber elk]

I did not make fun of your costume jester

[hazy valley]

I hope not. It's a pretty costume

[jaunty path]

Im a very normal person with normal interests

[hazy valley]

Btw my cosplay is finished and they're shipping it

[timber elk]

No you’re not.

[jaunty path]

Evidence

[hazy valley]

Me when I'm begging for a lobotomy to become a servitor

[timber elk]

Your existence

[jaunty path]

[modest flume]

Yoshikage Kira lookin ass

[graceful hamlet]

Said the 40k fan

[jaunty path]

Can I scoop ur brain rq

[tender horizon]

I can pull like 3 examples from today alone

[timber elk]

Than come bounty hunter. Let us DANCE UNDER THE GAZE OF UNCARING GODS AND STARS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️

[jaunty path]

I promise I won't eat it like flan

[hazy valley]

Please do

[jaunty path]

Nowhere

[hazy valley]

I'm literally begging

[formal mortar]

I just bought a new ice cream scoop

[graceful hamlet]

Also I gotta get back to doing all the class stories in SWTOR

[tender horizon]

I miss Hutt Cartel era swtor

[timber elk]

After I’m done with my armored core playthrough.

This is more important.

[hazy valley]

Oh I'm not a bounty hunter. I fight for the Republic. But not really. I'm just fighting because I like the fancy gear. Havoc Squad armour tickles my lizard brain

[graceful hamlet]

I know I’m gonna settle on Sith Inquisitor probably for the expansions

[hazy valley]

If the Empire had cool armour I'd swap

[tender horizon]

I mean

[hazy valley]

Fashion is the way to loyalty

[tender horizon]

They have cooler armor than light side

Imo anyway

[graceful hamlet]

True

[hazy valley]

I disagree tbh. The basic Trooper stuff is garbage but the best looking Trooper stuff is better than the best looking Bounty Hunter stuff imo

Imperial army looks boring

[tender horizon]

And imo there is no best looking trooper stuff

[hazy valley]

Imperial Intelligence is ok sometimes but for the most part is also boring

[tender horizon]

Sith armor is way better than most Jedi stuff

[hazy valley]

Whoever gives me the fashion I desire has my heart

[tender horizon]

I personally do not like a lot of the trooper coded stuff

[hazy valley]

And Sith just didn't have it

It's not that Sith are bad. Just not my style

I don't like capes or robes for melee fighters

Their armour is also not a style I like

[somber stream]

-# Title card

CHEWSDAY

[hazy valley]

Also Dark Side makes you ugly

[astral basin]

Still mundy

[graceful hamlet]

Just be a lightside sith

[somber stream]

Not everywhere is America

[fading otter]

Did you get your item from support?

[somber stream]

Hahahahaha

No :c

[jaunty path]

What isn't America exactly

[hazy valley]

I don't want to be a Jedi or Sith. I want to be a non-Force user because punching up and being the underdog is my style

[astral basin]

My time zone is the CORRECT and ONLY time zone

lol

[somber stream]

SEST:

[graceful hamlet]

Smuggler was a pretty funny time

[jaunty path]

Haha. You're est then

[hazy valley]

I liked kicking Sith in the nuts LMFAO

Best stun in any game ever

[tender horizon]

Smuggler had so much style tbh

Pocket shotgun is funny

[graceful hamlet]

Bounty Hunter was fun too, haven’t done Trooper yet. I think that’s soon in my play order

[tender horizon]

Bounty hunter gameplay

[hazy valley]

Kicks you in the nuts
Walks behind you
Puts a sawed off Shotgun to the back of your head while you're doubled over

[tender horizon]

You'll like the story if you like rah rah military stuff tbh

[hazy valley]

Smuggler PvP

[graceful hamlet]

Technically it can be any tech gameplay now

[tender horizon]

God I forgot they did that

[graceful hamlet]

Probably gonna run sniper for my trooper

[somber stream]

Also it wasn't Julia that responded to me, it was a guy named 'Lev'

MUST be the reason why

[tender horizon]

Merc for the Captain Rex aesthetic like everyone else lol

[graceful hamlet]

I did that for Bounty Hunter

[tender horizon]

I run uh

[astral basin]

The great and powerful julia was off today?? What blasphemy

[tender horizon]

Powertech and Operative iirc?

[hazy valley]

I ran Sniper because ever since the beginning of SWTOR I wanted to be able to use cover as a Trooper and I finally got my wish

[graceful hamlet]

Yea that’s part of my reasoning

[tender horizon]

Tbh the new system they did is really good

[hazy valley]

Sniper/Operative for Trooper was the dream

And the dream is now reality

[graceful hamlet]

I’ll probably do the pistol version of sniper for Agent

Right now I’m on Consular and probably why I took a break

It’s ok storywise so far

[tender horizon]

Now I want to play swtor again

[somber stream]

This treachery will not go unanswered. I will only buy ONE page from the upcoming class

[tender horizon]

Fuck

[graceful hamlet]

[astral basin]

You mean the only page it will release with?

[somber stream]

ONE PAGE

[modest flume]

Lev is cool too

But Julia

[marsh iris]

[sly quest]

Language

[somber stream]

I'm convinced this Lev individual has a specific vendetta against me

[marsh iris]

INNIT?!

[hazy valley]

Imperial Agent has THE BEST story in the game in my opinion

[somber stream]

Howszat?

[hazy valley]

Trooper has my fav romance Aric Jorgan

[marsh iris]

Howzaat

[hazy valley]

When you meet Aric Jorgan you will wonder what is wrong with me

That is normal

[graceful hamlet]

Tbf female characters are pretty dry on romance options to begin with

[fair bridge]

i think some new players may not be aware of the block button

[graceful hamlet]

Smuggler gets the funniest option as female tho

[fair bridge]

just saw a vet try to jump his way out of being surrounded by mobs

[delicate vapor]

New players when I tear them apart

[somber stream]

Who responded to your mail yesterday?

[delicate vapor]

Forgot

[hazy valley]

Vector sucks, Torian is Ichigo's VA from Bleach, Corso is such a basic farm boy out of a romance novel

And no lesbian romance until Hutt Cartel but they made it creepy

Lana Beniko was much later

We really were dying of thirst

[delicate vapor]

lev

[somber stream]

LEV THE BETRAYER

[hazy valley]

People were coping so hard about Vector but bug boy sucked genuinely

[marsh iris]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

[graceful hamlet]

Oh yeah I ignored Corso. You can bang the ||bad guy in the first arc and then make fun of him or punch him before leaving him stranded to die||

[hazy valley]

That sounds hilarious LMFAO

I couldn't tho

[marsh iris]

i think many new players havent figured out the dodge, block and push, mightve uninstalled it before they figure out fr.

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

I wish I could have a lesbian romance with Mako tbh

Two cute bounty hunters feels like a good yuri story

[marsh iris]

[graceful hamlet]

That reminds me, are you locked out of the expansion romances if you take a vanilla one?

[somber stream]

Tried Havoc again yesterday after a long break
Got summarily executed by 2 trappers from different sides

[marsh iris]

😔

[hazy valley]

I have no idea tbh. I always committed to my vanilla romances or saved myself for xpac romances

[graceful hamlet]

The trapper tag team, every Darktide gooners dream.

[somber stream]

She's stinky wtf

Literal girl failure

[marsh iris]

ikr!

sports stank

[graceful hamlet]

I forget if Inquisitor gets a good one or not, haven’t gotten to play it yet

[twin flower]

stinky?

[marsh iris]

the stinky and the brain

[somber stream]

Someone did a fanart of her, i shared here once

[graceful hamlet]

Comes with the Nurglussy territory

[twin flower]

Huh?

[marsh iris]

[graceful hamlet]

Well they’re all Nurgle worshipers, they’re gonna be stinky

[somber stream]

We're talking hyper space AIDS here

Do not

[marsh iris]

aids that eats your pain away

[hazy valley]

I never played the Jedi or Sith stories tbh

[somber stream]

Yeah by overwrite them with new ones

Your penis rot and falls off

[marsh iris]

why does it have to start with the penis

[twin flower]

goes after your important bits

[somber stream]

Everything major starts with the penis

See Troy?

[marsh iris]

the movie?

no

[graceful hamlet]

You should sometime. At least the Sith ones. They have interesting choices and all that. Jedi Knight I hear is the average Star Wars adventure you expect, and Consular I still have to finish but is ok so far. Your romance option is a guy who built himself an AI girlfriend iirc

[somber stream]

Yeah one with Brad Pitt, give it a go

[hazy valley]

The furthest I got was Jedi Consular. I liked that story more than I was expecting to. It felt closer to what a Jedi story would be if it weren't being written by action movie writers

[astral basin]

Peen rot. A truly mortifying prospect

[hazy valley]

I just never completed it because I like blasters

And I was getting bored of swinging a lightsaber or using the force

I've been told Sith Inquisitor has a really good story

[graceful hamlet]

My main complaint is that the choices so far boil down to “I’m a Jedi” or “I’m that arrogant person stereotype who knows they’re the best at everything and flaunts it at all the peasants”

For Consular

[hazy valley]

Yeah that's why I just went pure Jedi

No love

No romance

No attachments

There is only the Force

THE FORCE OF THIS BOULDER BEING LIFTED AND SLAMMED INTO A SITH'S HEAD AT MACH SEVEN

[graceful hamlet]

And pebbles

Don’t forget the little pebbles

[hazy valley]

The pebbles were cute LOL

I liked throwing the big rock though

[graceful hamlet]

Go my pebbles

Kill the sith

Death by pebbles

[hazy valley]

I cast angry swarm of bees

[hazy kestrel]

Only 18 more matches until the salvage grind ends.

I will soon be FREE

[graceful hamlet]

Just in time for them to nerf it

With the skulls announcements

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah lmao

God, I’m so tired

[hazy valley]

At least you will have bragging rights

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s almost over

[patent grove]

Fruity pebbles

[hazy valley]

You can tell the new players you walked uphill both sides in the storm

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao, even.

[hazy valley]

You can join grandpa in shaking an angry fist at the new people

[hazy kestrel]

True

[marsh iris]

persobman

watuppp

[hazy kestrel]

Not-fem Garut

Hello

[hazy valley]

"BACK IN MY DAY"
"you mean last week?"

[delicate vapor]

Pebbles?

You mean the dog

Pibble

[marsh iris]

you missed her dont you

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe…

[graceful hamlet]

Inb4 Skitarii gets bonus salvage in expeditions

And gets to auto do puzzles and servo skull stuff

[marsh iris]

skitarii tomorrow

[somber stream]

Yeah would be silly if Skitarii have to do manual hacking innit

Imagine they fail too

[marsh iris]

hacking buff

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

They should get that hacking UI like the one mod

Allow you to see prior hacking points

[lime beacon]

I posted that to show someone the sticker please disregard

[delicate vapor]

Shoulder Servo skull hacks it for you

[graceful hamlet]

Also as far as I can tell, arc weapons probably don’t need ammo

[marsh iris]

skullhacking

[hazy valley]

Yeah me too

[marsh iris]

thigg

[marsh iris]

i might name my servoskull Agent Skully

[graceful hamlet]

Skull issue

[marsh iris]

skullkark

[hidden whale]

raaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i want... new class....

[somber stream]

2 days

Brace brother, brace

[marsh iris]

sleep to fast forward

[delicate vapor]

2 days until 2 days of drinking

[somber stream]

Waking up with stomach issue and dehydrated so you'll have to hospitalize, missing the event

[astral basin]

first joke i hear in Archer
“The venom can cause necrosis”
“So my dicks gonna fall off???”

[somber stream]

we live in a simulation

[marsh iris]

a friend joked that someone smoked so much that their dick fell off

[hidden whale]

i wonder if gen chat is gonna get slow moded again

[astral basin]

How much does a reversible vasectomy cost 🤔

[marsh iris]

[normal thorn]

skitarii tomorrow!

[marsh iris]

about 3

[astral basin]

Depends on how greasy the cogboys feel on the way up to class reveal

[astral basin]

Cuz currently we just have active weirdos saying this when the event has even dropped

[hidden whale]

guys theres a tyranid flying around my room right now

red with a stinger

imma get his ass, heretic

[astral basin]

Could be a tau spy rather than a nid

[normal thorn]

dude may 21st is basically tomorrow

[sly quest]

New class is for 700$ btw

[normal thorn]

i have no choice but to sell my kidney i guess

[astral basin]

Skulls event is not a class reveal
How long have you played darktide?

[normal thorn]

dude, ive been playing since 2021 on xbox and then i bought it to steam.

But there must be a class reveal very soon

[astral basin]

Do you know what the events look like

[hidden whale]

i used my standard issue broom to smack his ass out the air

[astral basin]

Cope

[hidden whale]

the emperor protects

[marsh iris]

700 dinglebuxeroos?

[hidden whale]

can you spot me 😔

[astral basin]

But dont seethe
We had enough of that during ganger reveal trailer and the event before it

[formal mortar]

[astral basin]

What was the event before ganger?

[marsh iris]

skip about 70 lunches, we'll get thaere