#general-chat
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Today on meth combusters
I mean I don’t really care about it.
friend is taking the blinker on darktide
It is a huge nothing burger
Taking what?
weed pen
Huh
hitting the sacred oil for the omnissiah
Idk what that is
battery operated handheld (possibly disposable) vaporizer with cannabis concentrate in it
ye
Aaa
that juju on that beat
y'know what they say, when you stare into the cannabis, it stares back
stares into a aquarium with big ol eyes all red woah…..
shit keeps me sane fr
legit the only thing that helps me sleep
melatonin makes me tired but not sleepy
same with most sleep shit
although I've cut down on it a fair amount, I only do it like a few times a month now
i just do 1 gummy a night
I used to do it multiple times a week and I kinda miss that but oh well
'tis better this way
i dont take more than 1 a day cause i feel like thatll fuck me uP
or more than 10mg
did 20mg once after not doing them for awhile and i was fucked
i mean inhaling is different than edible
Metabolizing is different ik
I cant smoke. Puts me on edge
helped gramps with his bank password on his new phone and he gave me a beer after I got it done

I dont smoke and i will continue not to
That is your decision :]
I huffed a bowl a couple of nights ago from a gravity bong. Didnt feel safe to drive for like. Four hours.
Everyone has a choice on doing something they enjoy :]
Insert image of spongebob in his prom tux
i think smoking in any form is bad
I was also throwing a couple shots of rum on top of it tho
vaping is whatever but not great
also gave me $10 to use at the corner store
Is your grandpa cool? Is he a veteran? Does he have cool old timey stories?
I ditched vaping for a long while
Makes the depression act up
He is just as mysterious as I am
I dont smoke anything
I have no clue
only thing i'd consider smoking is cigars
I just drink a beer once in a while
since thats for tasting and not inhaling
I wish my grandpas were cool…..

my gramps is cool idk the other parts
gramps died from fixing roofs when i was 7
One was a huge piece of shit towards my family and the other is constantly going on drives exploring America with his wife…..so we don’t see him often. When we do, he talk about politics and religion which bores and disinterests me since he’s a priest who Marrys people

i dont really know anyone in my family other than my parents and siblings
ive met them before but thats basically it
I don’t have a cool grandpa

i remember him doing martial arts in front of me randomly 
See at least yours was cool
i have a headache i need to break my skull open 
Gramps died to a railroad electrical accident as a worker when my old man was 5
My dad’s side of the family was just horrible. Especially towards my younger brother.
speaking of breaking actually
i had a crazy dream that was like
i went to some plce where youre allowed to break stuff or something
Hey. Let me have your grandpa. 🫵🫵🫵🫵
i did the one where you get to shoot a gun at someone in an armored suit and i used a remington 870
no
Who the fuck is that.
grampstealer cult

????
Apparently theres places you can book to just. Break shit for an hour.
Like a destructible escape room
mr kirk
yeah but those suck
Oh
they havea bunch of rules and u have to pay for what u break
I don’t know who that is
let me just break shit
chart kirkson
I keep getting told about him but I keep forgetting since I don’t really care enough to remember
Missus and Abby went crazy when I told them I don’t know who he was
Like I think I genuinely broke the both of them on accident.
often times the shotguns in my dreams are either a doublebarrel, r870, or spas12
WHAT?! NOT EVEN THE AA12?!
bubble daryl them off the map
Or the m60 shotgun!?
idk those are my 3 favorite shotguns
Halo and the expendables have failed us.

the whats
Basically a director got a huge idea in his head and said “what if we gathered all of the old 80s, 90s and early 2000 action hero actors and put them in a movie”
And the expendables was born
I called the blitz skulls being able to do hacks
Expendable famously showed off terry crews with A HUGE FUCKING AA12 blasting dudes away
i like that scene the most
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN terry is just walking through hallways blasting guys away
his walking is almost like skiphopping
REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS 🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️
Smug dont lick the duck cheeks
"everyone is mean to me 💔" lookin ass
Its a child


This will make a fine addition to my collection

"whoooaaa momma"
Yeah that server has a couple racist stickers fair warning
@wintry wasp 
vhat the hell to do
HALO 
i mean vhat the hell to eat
Develop a porn addiction

Oh

I could go for some shawarma tbh
hmm
Never had that
i could get a double mcchicken burger
Your choice is chosen
TACO BELL
Another one
Sorry all the local McDonalds are currently suffering nepotism
next class isn't skitarii, it's malnues calgar!
Actually. Most of the local restaurants are. Its all family members
Literally very little food is made here
Two sandwiches pulled high with tons of chitlins and pickled pig snouts
And complimentary rod wave album
hey
stop that

I wouldnt even give that to my worse enemy
Waltuh.
Put your bolter away, Waltuh.
I'm not gonna be executed right now, Waltuh.
This is it, this is how it ends.
"(Insert Edgy Super Hero Comic Book) Is a deconstruction of the Super Hero Genre, and a deep commentary and criticism of the genre"
Looks Inside
"What if, Le Superman was... Le Super.... Sex Offender?"
You’re gonna love Garth ennis
There are a few comic books i can think of that fit that category
Soo where's the #skitarii-class channel???
next mon th
Hellboy, just loves pancakes and kittens, lwk based
Brat Pack, Nemesis, The Boys, Irredeemable...
Superheroes are overrated
yeah ill get this kfc meal then
The real hero is the American military industrial machine
Underrated comic book
real hero is waffle house
you guys are the real heroes
Mfs will look you straight in the face and try to convince you these comics are masterpieces that need to be studied and praised for "standing up against the machine".
Son...
Nephew... Even
i mean the wobbling invincible is pretty peak ngl
Your forgetting another comic people will claim is peak
The crossed
but yeah ive heard the boys comic is kinda shit tbh
The salt circle will save us
Ughhhhhhh…..out of all the scenes you said. You had to reminded me of that one.
That scene left a mental scar and I don’t often say that
It’s funny that of all the horrible crap in all the dozens of crossed comics
What happens
"You see, the reason you don't like Garth Ennis' Torture Porn comic is that, in reality, you didn't get it. "
"You just didn't get it, me, the enlightened one, i get it, but you.... You're just not smart enough to understand the complexity of... Crossed."
The crap in the first one is some of the worst

We legit can’t tell you because of how bad it is.
maybe i should nap in the storeroom
Es bad

Salt circle not protect from the spirits?
eepy
Nap in the toilet
It’s not the worst thing ever but it’s pretty bad. The comics are made for people who grew up on unrestricted internet access, just read something else
Proper use of company time
#officehacks
Mind I really can’t tell you anything about it. It is legit horrible to read.
i cant sleep sitting down, somehow airflow keeps getting in my stomach and i get bloated
I dont even know what you are talking about 
Good
It’s for the best.
Remove your pants
I just got done throwing up and showering 
The air then, will travel from nose to bum
digest toilet air
Dude I read fucking blood meridian and somehow the crossed was just worst
That scene is confirmed to be in the movie btw
Legit how it feels to have an actual opinion of something in this day and age instead of mimicking what you saw someone say on youtube. 😭
natural air purifier
I took physical and mental damage when I read the crossed.
i need to lie on my back to nap/sleep, if i lie forward, thats when the air bloats me
Oof.
3D print a customized compact foldable back rest for the toilet
skitarii tomorrow
How else does one sleep 
Skitarii announcement in 3 days, followed by several more weeks most likely
upside down

Try... Not?
Guys prepare for what artorius is about to say
hit enter already bro
He’s gonna hit us with the OMEGA GAY BEAM
lies by your false omnissiah, votann is promised by the emporer
Hmm might make rice paper spicy noodle rolls
Damn. The darkness really changed Artorius didnt it
I had to look up the comic 
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU
I, in general, avoid consuming a lot edgy and grim works of fiction, because 9 times out of 10, they just think making everyone a sadist, narcissist or a creep is somehow deep and thought provoking critique of the human psyche.
Okay but berserk does it for A REASON.
The crossed doesn’t.
Kinda reminds me of that mayhem movie, just cranked to 900
Meanwhile
Redo of a healer
berzerk gooner demons
Crossed is an infection, thats the only reason it needs.
Either way I have seen that before
takes more irl mental damage
Just forgot about it
hello skully, hello garut, hello sid, hello lambert, hello elios, hello hivescum feet guy
When you stop to think about Garth Ennis Journey.
- He wrote a fanfiction where his favorite Marvel character, the Punisher, kills every other super hero because they were lame and uncool.
- He decided to keep writing Punisher comics
- He decided, to, again, write a fanfiction where the Punisher kills every other super hero because they were lame and uncool, except now the Punisher is british, and Simon Pegg is there for some reason.
and hello artorius (why does your pfp look like something from homestuck)
Sergal I watched helluva boss and hazbin
It was ass cheeks.

"grass is green" ass statement
Dan heng
give me some propa critique ya git
My pfp is from an artist i really liked a while back.
I say liked, because they haven't posted anything since 2024, i think
o nice
Now to pick up kfc and jelly beans for my niece
i am working on mah hazbin hotel rewrite again because im pissed off at the stupid toxic yaoi
fuck my stupid chud life
Not the sergal tired of toxic yaoi
Kind of worrying that their last message on social media was something very concerning...
I hope they are alright and just decided to leave their socials. Love their work a lot
the yuri is fucking awful too
NEVER let vivziepop write yuri again
Okay fine.
Stolas is an ass of a father and husband.
Blitz is a terrible relationship choice for anyone with a working frontal cortex.
Charlie is a over ambitious person who doesn’t understand some people doesn’t want to be redeemed
Vox is an overly obsesssive discord boyfriend who wants to be raw dogged by alastor.
Alastor is a complete baboon whose initial introduction in the pilot was fantastic only for him to be some sort of caged and collared power hungry moron.
Lucifer is legit just an extremely depressed dad who never once called Charlie but will talk about how he wants to talk to her so badly.
Lilith is a horrible mcguffin plot device that doesn’t carry the narrative in any way shape or form only “hey my mom is a deadbeat….but I wanna call her”
Also Keith David is cool.
never let vivziepop write again in fact
what is this??
oh is this supernatural?
What? Sergal wanted my raw opinion
this convo is not for you, mortal
I don’t like it >:[
i'm sorry sergal
all of this is entirely correct but i think notice should be brought to how Viv glorifies Stolas n' Blitz relationship despite it being bad.
and the mysoginy in her writing obv
Mfw I can't write for shit and only use swear words as vocabulary
or idk im not a woman...
Like I said. Bad story writing in general.
miss 'i justify my awful humour bc random swear words make me giggle'
no sorry her justification was that South Park did the same thing
quotation marks
Hazbin Hotel as a setting itself has a lot of issues.
-
"Hell" is legit just red filter Los Angeles
-
Alastor is the definition of "Meet Potential Man"
-
The way salvation and damnation work is very convoluted.
The musicals are very good though i will admit.
Also my most favorite line in the entire IP setting is when Carmila goes to talk to Charlie and veggie and just straight up said “I’ve had enough of this lesbian drama”
Can't complain much about the songs
Girl just adds sub plots every episode that lead to nothing or characters that are forgotten next episode or are butchered
But that's fine, we got toxic yaoi
Because that's what fans only care
I felt like my time was wasted. I want a good enjoyable story. That’s all I care about.
habbo hotel
When the story was surrounded about IMP job and it is just a shit show
I don’t care if the characters are gay or evil or peaceful or intelligently complex.
I care about the story being good.
The real hotel
If you just gonna waste the watchers or readers time with huge nothing burgers or no messages given or lessons learned. Than you have wasted everyone’s time collectively
"Indie" animation and good story are opposites
Love my favourite indie animation studios, vivziepop and glitch
Then the new animation series are former vivziepop and glitch employees
Thank you son
- Stolas abandons his current misery for his heyday past w an old childhood friend/ fling. He’s a neglectful manchild at worst.
- Blitz runs away from his problems by coping with narcissism
- No comment
- I dont even think any of the writers know what their doing with the plot for either show ngl
- I think the dynamic is that he wants to support her but is afraid of an angry tantrum.
- yeah shes been circled like a drain as a “sneak peak” with no actual tie ins

I hope that Gameoververse show is good. Saw some clips 
I Love my favorite indie studios...
Amazon and the Australian Government
And the clips are all close up for the catgirl
Dude remember that Australian government animated series?
That shit was peak
10/10
At least we both agree Keith motherfucking David aka spawn aka the arbiter aka the fucking goat is cool.
Remember when we got a bed scene in the style of an opera?
The fact the SmfJ and Kieth David are both kicking is badass
Surprised you didn’t mention Charlie
Thats gonna be sad moments on the timeline in the next decade
Since I think both her and alastor as the most wasted potential
One thing i will say, is how crazy it is that a lot of the people who work on these productions have a very sanitized and "wholesome" image nowadays... Even though a lot of them jumpstarted their career by making the most rancid animations ever on newgrounds.
people can change and grow
I mean. Thats her character. Shes supposed to be that way.
But they over emphasized her stress and emotional struggles rather than play into her character. And so took away a lot of potential narrative
It got to a point that her main characteristics were just a plot device for other characters
also if you're talking the gameoverse creators Ross has always preferred goofy stuff to edgy
I also got a nice big belly laugh when you gave Voxs point “no comment”

THE NO COMMENT WAS FOR CHARLIE I FORGOT ABOUT VOX

Omfg
Yeah no i ignore that guy. He served as the maniacal douche he was supposed to be. His narrative got short cut and screwed. The ultimate ending was unsatisfying.
Hes not important in the slightest
No i mean more like, i see a lot of voice actors in Hazbin Hotel and TADC and then i go back and remember. "Hey, it's OneyNG... The guy who made Dragonzball P". And then i start laughing
That’s why I talked about Vox like that. Since that’s legit his character.
Love Oney
I don't demonize a lot of these people tbh, i just think it's really funny to contrast their past work with their current one
Fun fact: The VA for Kit in Gameoverse is the same VA for Loona
Saw it in a short
Afternoon everywan
Good evening
Shork
Helmut
I have returned with chimken bbq
CHICKEN BBQ!!!
I imagine the discussion for him and alastor
“So we need them to fight but like. On what. How do we make vox the biggest villain”
“Bro i just haaaaaate when someone is just trying to one up me on everything. Theyre the worst everrrrrr”
“Oh yeah! And smug dick alastor can just rage bait him and boom thats our big fight”
Loona VA is also in helldivers 2
Dwarf Slayer: "I will enter battle to seek an honorable doom and atone for my sins!"
[Slayer earns immortality at level 20]
Dwarf Slayer: "WHAT?!"
Oh? Is she one of the Helldiver voices?
It's like looking at a Joji fan saying he can do no wrong... And then remembering he made a song about incest rednecks where he says the Hard R, unfiltered.
Mhm
What is the battle for Tertium campaign??
Beath
Just missions in order
Its a narrative for like the story
So it's just the base campaign?
Found toilet paper rolls of a 45 pack for cheaper
yea
Oh, for some reason the game is asking if I want to do it again after just completing the last mission
Is that normal?
Think of it as a playlist of the missions you usually play on quickplay but with cutscenes to connect them to one another.
It usually happens either when you make a new character or change their appearance in the clinic
Oh it might be because I've made a few characters and haven't completed the campaign on any of em before
Just to confirm it's not a second campaign or anything right? It's just if I want to replay the first one

Yeah if you want to replay it
Aight ty all
anyways i think lorwyn eclisped is an ok set
Yes it is what i think

Need myself a journey to Mordor with the boys
why?
hiking again are we
Work is getting to me

I need to slay some ork
licht do the frodo larp in the german mountains
Gandalf hilfe hilfe
hilf
Hil
half life 3
Left for dead 3
john john john
roblox 2
GEARS OF WAR 3- oh wait that’s already a thing
red bread redemption
Destiny 4
Team fortress 3
CRY OF FEAR 2
Overwatch 2
GARRYS MOTHERFUCKING MOD 2
Borderlands 5

fromorrow
does 7 lines of coke AWWWWWOOOOOW SKITARRI TOMORROW 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️
-# is it really tommorrow tho
and it turns out their just adding a warlord titan to darktide instead
Of course it’s not
Albert weaker E
Do not be concerned for Ukraine localization
Is tipping a thing in Australia
It’s just a fan mod
you can but like its a little odd to see
no were not america
FREEDOM
Like our prime minister shit him self in a maccas
Sorry let me correct myself
He shit himself in a Engadine Maccas
in 1997
Was it that bad
Yeah
Just pay the delivery drivers and waiter and waitresses their fair wage s
In 1997
Yep
Prime Diarrhoea
16 degrees rn yea
he still did shit himself
pre-prime diarrhoea
In Melbourne.. the city doesn’t need me
in engadine maccas that is
in 1997
Specifically in 1997
Yeah
i was there
saw it my self
ignore the fact i wasnt around in 1997 but like australia is a hive mind
i miss australia, makes my skin dry and molt myself
I dont miss it
I want to visit Australia one day
just one day?
Fist fight Kangaroo
Youd win if it you give it a kiss on the forehead
What a week huh
Its a monday Elios
Elios it's monday
Free food on the go!
theyre kinda...fermented
Fortune favours the bold

Wonder if Korea has GW store
probably
pyongyang gw store
They don't have an official store
all that plastic shops and not a miniature store
the irony
Bought this Chinese spicy konjac snack
The plastic supply is directed elsewhere
fun fact, konjac have almost zero calorie
you yourself should be sleeping too smh
some use it as diet noodles
i thought you was supposed to drink konjac
It’s nice
they make diff stuff
Ew why would you eat dih stuff
waltuh
be reaper
alright who wants to get drinked
You know, an Alpha Skitarii has the equivalent armament as a Scout Space Marine
Sooooo
An alpha skitarii is also a bottom
Most of our rejects have the equivalent to a scout space marine
arbites, vet guardsman, ogryn, psyker..
⚜️ SORORITAS WHEN ⚜️
WAIT YOUR TURN FLESHBAG
Shove it cogger
racism
Dude
The admech will have its show soon enough
its 40k
suck my cog
I'm placing a reservation here
were all xenophobic actually
o deer
Who’s we
like have you seen the tyranids
Me
Foolish
i cant post photos in this channel??
nah that was removed a while ago
So it would be kinda funny seeing one rush ahead in auric and fucking die immediately
dead noosphere theory
Insert that one cute looking tech priest guy that says 'i like researching ancient technology'
Class chat only for pic
because general chat delved into degeneracy
Manifesting... manifesting...
Machine interference
i like that pissy techpriest from SM2
Aquilla has yet to release the list
too bad they had to kill him off
Yeah he was based
The second guy was lame though
Lusick or whatever his name was
yeah, handsome squidward looking ah
I know at least 3 of them got shot already
couldnt be me
degen responsibly chat
Same, for i am pure
Except that one time
you're an angel
a bibically accurate one
one of the best
i mean me personally i like those who remain
nice zombi shooter game on roblox
“Machine spirit gpt generate me an answer to get these filthy varlets to cease their ineffective ramblings”
Omnissiah, is this true?
Om nom siah
Omnissiah, beseech me with an answer to my query, that my quest for knowledge may ever progress: Can you generate Hadron Omega 7-7 No Robes All Cogs And Pistons Bearings Exposed Masterpiece High Quality
Cinematic Lighting

tyranid player
larpin ahh diddy foid
drug them

Tech adept ogryn would be really funny “I fink dis candol goes ere’” “is the arch magos still functional?” “Current scans suggest arch magos unit alpha 9 is undergoing a brain aneurysm”
Should mail FS your ideas
'Servitor Delta-Phi Unit 8, apply the Rite of Percussive Maintenance.' 'SAH YES SAH' GLASS SHATTERING
everyone just saying skitarii tomorrow 😭
Skitarii Sometime Soon
Its gonna be like the reveal of Hivescum all over again
i wish
WE WAITED THREE MONTHS.. FOR THIS?
No i'm certain this time it will be BIG
wanst even 3 months
their gonna reveal like the adeptus administratus
TRUE
“This unit believes tech adept Delta-phi unit 8 is a member of the clergy please rectify your mistake” “this unit will not acknowledge that thing as either sentient or my equal”
My succes is an irrefutable certainty
"I fink I'm a masheen.. Cogs have teef.. I's got teef.." fax machine noises in the background
skitarii named Cogsucka
Grandma handed me $100 what do I do with it
buy a single gw model
Will the oggy have clearance for field maintenance
Buy a limited edition dvd of bum fights
I’ll buy doro toy
percussive maintenance

This model is 35 points and it costs 35 dollars
and it's STILL sold out
"I slap mahcheen, mahcheen works. Spirit needz slappin"
The admech mental illness is real
freaky spirit
3 hrs to go
dodges the punches while dancing like Micheal jackson
Buy a Necromunda gang
Turn them into a Tertium gang
One gang is 53 USD
“Arch-magos? Are you experiencing malfunction” “this unit craves Divine intervention in the form of unfunction”
decide to gave power maul another try after not touching it since launch. that 12 second cool down sucks. swing pattern is fine but thats still your Power Surge blessing working once every 12 seconds only
Just bought the game yesterday
Welcome, Greyname
hmmm deathblow or bladed momentum on heavy sword? im keeping perfect strike
actually i guess bladed momentum since it works well with ignore armor
walks in with a plate of gabbagool
whats gabbagool
Meat
Dried-cured pork cold cut
It's something 1940s villains say
"gabbagool"?
So there’s a current wave of UFOs flooding the sky of Europe military air bases, shutting their operation down without a way to counter or retaliate. Belgian government issued a pack of 50 million euro to counter drones but yielded zero result and is doing a corruption investigation
a verbal corruption of 'cappicola'
Similar thing happened in the US with F22 involved but shared the same result
'cappicola' 'cappicol' 'cappacol' 'gabbagol'
New class announcing in 3 days?
The fuck is going on
bababool
We're talking about gabbagool
talking about gabagool
Gabagool
have they ever said it's a new class
sopranos lore
ooouugghhh
what if we were two porcelain cats drinking milk together
interesting
FM-9D cute lmg/smg
My alcoholic ex grandfather asked for me to fetch him a beer once
I wasnt in a good mood at the time. I shook it up thinking it was funny, pretending it was a soda.
I didnt know it actually blows over like that
goons
sorry for your loss
I can't wait to what the Hive Scum will say to the Skitarii
would admech even be able to stim?
Yes actually
how mechanical are they
Oh he can just my grandma scolds him
The divorce happened before the housefire
Didnt care for him much anyway
Including my mom to my dad
Just need to find that fleshy bit
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU TIN MAN."
"Robotic beeps"
thought he died, good that you don't feel bad tho
Crackhead vs metalhead
HS: "Hey sparky! slap some of that holy lube on my stubber, its jamming again"
Crankhead metalhead
Oh no he did. It sucks to think about anyone being passed out drunk in a house fire but like. Ye
But Jarvis is an AI
Abominable Intelligence!
Unless we get to name a servo skull that follows you around
Bounty Hunter: "Oi Sparky! If these guns don't function right, I'll know who to blame!"
like the mastiffs
madstiff
Theres already a sparky wtf you guys talking about
he's got a stiffy
Any admech would be clanky
"Oi STIFFY"
servos whirring
I just can hear hive scum in my dreams insults
Anarchist: beep boop beep boop hehe
Anarchist: "Oi, Clanky! Beep-boop-beep-beep-boop!"
Skitarii: "If I retained feelings, you have hurt them"
“Its pronounced fax machine noises”
some clanker prolly
:bunger
Still finding everyone here an idiot jumping on the cog boy train an entire month early tho
Its like we learned nothing from Hive Scum reveal
Outlaw: "So you can't feel anything?"
Skitarii: "This is affirmative"
Outlaw: "No fear? No love? Nothing?"
Skitarii: "This is affirmative"
Outlaw: "Are you capable of saying anything other than that?"
Skitarii: "This is affirmative"
Im entertaining the thought of vindicare initiates
the only thing i remember from scum reveal is the sweaty fem scum tummy
Those abs tho
That's my saliva
eyes on the prize
our saliva
Mine was first
saliva collective
Congrats, you now have space AIDs
Worth
Its not gonna lick itself

No no livht
They are drooling on her
She gets the space aids
They get labeled freaks
o deer
Ok nvm active licking

Don't call me a freak! I'm WAY worse than that!
They deserve the space aids at that point
we get swallowed by burgles, and come out fine, its ok
Im sorry, you are grotesque
-# i think
Male Judge: "There can be no rest, for men such as we!"
Male Bounty Hunter: "Speak for yourself! When this undertakings done, I mean to put my feet up"
Male Judge: "I didn't mean it so literally!"
Better
I like how the scum hear zealots words and none of their meaning
Ironically, the Bounty Hunter may be the most religious
Everytime I hear him revive a Zealot, it's "There's holy work to be done!" "The Emperors not done with you" "Let your hate fuel you!"
Wassup missus
holey work
Hole
ventilating heretics with my autogun is holey work
diggi diggy hole, i am a dwarf and im digging a hole~
I relived a horrific scene from a book recently
Cant think of holes
Dig. Dwarf? KARL?!?
ROCK AND STONE!!!
cousin karl
MOOOOOOLLYYYYYY
FOR KORRLLLL
ROCK SOLID
Not as good as Cousin Okri
Female Bounty Hunter: "Think you can give me some covering fire?"
Male Professional: "Yeah, I can do that."
Female Bounty Hunter: "Appreciated. Thanks handsome"
Male Professional: "Just be sure to keep your head do- wait WHAT?"
hmmm
Female Outlaw: "I like a big strong man who knows his way around a bit of carnage"
Male Professional: "Oh, I don't doubt it"
Female Outlaw: "A shame you're so moody"
Male Professional: "It works for me"
Necroscope vamps have raging hormones
One guy was a serial killer that carved holes with a garden trowel
No more to be said
Outlaw
So it was outlaw
Ive been looking for this vl for a long time
Outlaw is so fkn disappointed in him
Male Professional: "Don't crowd me!"
Female Outlaw: "Maybe I don't want anything to happen to you. Ever think of that?"
Male Professional: "I'll take my chances"
Female Outlaw: "With the Rotters or with me?"
She didn't give up

Female Loose Cannon: "So, how's the bachelor?"
Male Professional: "Throne... give me a break..."
Male Cutthroat: "What's this about?"
Female Loose Cannon: "Someone got a little popular with the ladies from the lower hive"
Male Professional: "They're just teasing! Theres nothing to read into!"
Male Cutthroat: "Dunno. I can see it."
what makes professional a scum ladies man
Probably the demeanor, or the fact that the Professional (Male and Female) are the most attractive Veterans

Or maybe they like how he blushes
orr he's just conveniently reliable in current circumstance
I still love how the Female Loose Cannon tried to flirt with the Male Bounty Hunter
That too

Its sad i miss most oc those lines
Bcus i havent seen 2 vets in a dann while
And because all i hear is drug fueled screams
Its a vet and scum
Wait which scum again?
Bounty hunter
Loose cannon engages
Loose cannon?
Loose and bounty
Loose is the vet
Bounty is the scum
I completelt forgot the name of the voices mb
Yeah i think i have a different voice one
And my friend has a different vet voice too
4-5 days left
Maybe i can convince him to change
Till?
Event
Ah cool
I havent had my setup for like 2 weeks
I cant wait to be able to play some darktide again
Everyones screaming class drop but thatll happen later
Can we atleast get a class tease
Is it gonna be skiitari?
Its best to ignore chat for a while
Is it gonna be smth else?
I think a bit more considering i bought hive scum day 1
Yeah about 2 weeks for Arby iirc
It was nov 18 to dec 1st
Ignore EVERYONE that remotely mentions admech class
The great Ganger outrage was ridiculous
Why would i do that?
Yeah i might avoid gen chat for 3-4 days lol
I think we are expecting the class drop mid june
My friend would be really happy if its admech tho he has their minis too
I honestly might do the same
I think you should too Garut

I honestly personally dont care much
i want to add to the filth
I want a new class thats all
I know but it’s just gonna be like with hive scum
im fine with whoever as the new class just need some new gun to use
Everyone is either gonna hype the fuck out or be the saltiest bitches imaginable
I dont remember last time
Everyone was extremely salty when it came to hive scum
Well not everyone
But a majority were pretty salty

Dude
We had people that didnt even own the game flooding into reddit and here just bc someone dared speculate admech
Demanding they see the models
It was bad. Like. Unwashed for 3 weeks bad
I went "aa cool unwashed maniac cant wait"
Chat goes with the speed of 10 messages per second without any coherency about 1000 different subjects
Then some guy gets weird and mention porn or Nazi
"STAY IN COHERENCY IDIOTS!"
And then 1 minute slow mode, the following day, lasting for half a month
Yeah very fair
And that lead to us loosing our photo privileges permanently
Nono that was arby month
That was arbites month
So arby was bigger of a shitfest?
Are you new?
No hive scum was definitely worse
No but not active here
Definitely got memed
Smart!
arby drama was that its paid dlc and its bad
hivescum drama was... that its hivescum
All the vermintide classes were paid DLC. So the argument is invalid
Jobless behavior
Vermintide was worse
Each class was 5$
Ours is 10$
It’s not the same
yeah but FS promised classes to be free (they didnt)
This is true.
Wasnt level cap also different?
🫶
Oh
Nah Arbites release had gen chat be allowed pic perms
We had. A LOT more horny fems back then
And it being gen chat, the first chat to onboard. Seeing the regulars talk whatever bs under the sun. Meme and porn dumping ground.
Too much hassle to constantly monitor and clean the channel so. Here we are.
Mb then

I don't think any of the classes were bad choices, they're all good.
They are good. People just choose to complain than rather trying things out
if you picked the class on its own without taking the cosmetics access.
Which here is fused at base (but has a supplemental dlc)
Good morning rejects
I like how 2 people here got the doro discord tag
I had a dream tonight that FS unveiled the next class and it wasn't admech, but kroot mercenary
Not a single abomination in the roster yet. Well depends on who your asking.. but still!
Hell we even had a few randoms come into darktide just to complain about scum even though they never played darktide before
Next class... an ork who think hes humie
Also last week we had a guy complain about darktide even though he said veteran was bad or something
Orks deserve their own game tbh
Greentide
Orkz massage game
Gen chat is gonna be a bloodbath 
Reverse darktide you play as orks getting rushed by humans
Greentide
Blood teef and shootas is a ork game
Are you going to be a part of the issue

I will harvest energy whatever way I can
Vet is bad if you ignore all ways of defending yourself that the game gives you
THATS JUST ANY GAME
Orks player against Tyranid tide, put it in the Octavius campaign, and let me play as a Killakan 🙏
I forgot, Nurgle "Chaos" Gamer
any game or class can be bad if you don’t defend yourself
He lives and breathe for the drama
I don’t care for Admech so I’ll probably play a villain
they already have blood n teef and speedfreakz, let ultramarines get a couple games first bro
Hmmmm no
dawn of war 4 blood raven
I would shit
No no you see arbiter is busted cause you just walk forwards and hit
In my hands and start clapping
Blood raven thief sim when?
If suddenly they just announced “hey instead of blood ravens it’s now ultramarines”
Blood ravens are my fave chapter
I'd literally kill if they replaced em with ultrablue posterboys
Buddae Jjigae
doro jiggle

Well originally when warhammer was first being made. The crimson fists were actually the original poster boys

How did we turn to nikke on this chat.

yeah but crimson fists are just ultramarines with red hands
But cooler
They reveal that the Blood Raven are UM successors, and through the 500 Worlds narrative they're summoned back to the UM to replenish them, SM3 has Ultramarine Gabriel Angelos as the playable character
i like 30k ultramarines
anything is cooler than ultramarines
Worst than death watch and black Templars levels of hate
Yeah i'd rather have a lower hive city homelessness sim where i play as a random ass worker than play an ultramarine


30k ultramarines are cool
meow
Idk much abt 30k
mrrrrp

i drew a map of hell
yes
3rd nikke related discord tag
peak recognizes peak

On the nikke discord i managed to start a darktide discussion

so my current experience with the new DT patch is that walls of crushers got replaced with gunlines
it's a funny change of pace


I cant wait to get my pc back to play some darktide, install starfield, play some space marine 2
I like how you didnt say play starfield
sm2 patch is very soon
I need to first install it and then spend days modding it
Or hours
patch 13 is very very soon
How do you even play low level psyker
then it doesnt even launch
This is impossible 😭
Its a bethesda game i spent 4 days modding fo4 to play 3 hours and uninstall it
Nah im tryna actually do it properly for once



