general-chat

[formal mortar]

They into the leather and stuff

[visual vortex]

I like leather

[somber stream]

Tight leather suit BDSM weird

[sly quest]

OH.

[visual vortex]

Wtf

[thin eagle]

I was just getting bored, so I thought I’d make some new random friends. And I’m new to this server, so I don’t really have many friends here yet.

[visual vortex]

Dw licht

[nocturne bloom]

The internet has taught me so

[visual vortex]

Me and you

[somber stream]

Do you practice art

[marsh iris]

we have a tall german woman in company and she grunts like an ork

[visual vortex]

We'll go to space and get a hot alien woman for you

[astral basin]

F i wanted to watch

[nocturne bloom]

Commissions perhaps

[marsh iris]

scawwy

[hazy valley]

can you introduce me

[sly quest]

MOVE

[hazy valley]

YOU DIED GHOSTS CAN'T KISS ANYONE

[delicate vapor]

Your velcome here

[mystic fossil]

just don'tget too close to alice, something tells me they a narc but i cant prove it

[sly quest]

PLEASE CAT CAN I HAVE THIS JUST FOR ONCE LET ME.

[visual vortex]

Dont ge ttio close to alice she smells like chemicals

[nocturne bloom]

How motivated would she be towards me if I bribed her with a tankard full of cheap ale

[hazy valley]

ok fine but I CALL DIBS ON THE NEXT

[thin eagle]

Thanks friend

[sly quest]

Yes okay

[nocturne bloom]

Erm thats the WRONG your

[formal mortar]

Guess there is hot latinas in the area

[marsh iris]

she's uh... quite materialistic, ig she dont give a shit

[visual vortex]

The ads were true 🤯

[formal mortar]

I see them everyday tbh

[marsh iris]

-# allso old

[thin eagle]

Can we talk on dm

[nocturne bloom]

To sell art?

[visual vortex]

Dont get scammed

[astral basin]

Welcome to Darktide chat. If you have any game related questions, we are happy to help but you may be better off using related channels (class and lfgs)
The General chat is typically the onboarding and all around bsing zone. Dont be discouraged by any weirdness, we promise its not contagious. Just dont be an ass

[somber stream]

Cuz I'm a material gal 💅

[marsh iris]

theres another curvy german lady she was nice but left company long ago

[formal mortar]

It's a bot

[nocturne bloom]

Orks are materialistic?

[visual vortex]

The latina is a bot?

[formal mortar]

Dunno tho tbh

[visual vortex]

😌

[thick fog]

Dont be an ass but you can be a freaky

[marsh iris]

maybe she's a flash git

[visual vortex]

God damn it the ads lied

[thin eagle]

I am not a scammer

[marsh iris]

bad moonz clan

[visual vortex]

Nvm we good 🙌

[thin eagle]

I am digital artist.

[nocturne bloom]

Didn't the last person say they werent a scammer and immediately did this

[sly quest]

Here we go

[visual vortex]

Whne?

[nocturne bloom]

Youre not a Latina YOURE FAKE

[thick fog]

Mods smite this bot scam

[marsh iris]

did she DM you guys?

[visual vortex]

Wait what happened to elio

[thick fog]

Nah

[mystic fossil]

elios

[modern elm]

so when skulls tommrow

[delicate vapor]

I’m looking out my window

[delicate vapor]

21st

[visual vortex]

What did dms say

[marsh iris]

dont do it elios

[modern elm]

like when does the teasers and reveelas start

[delicate vapor]

I didn’t go

[nocturne bloom]

Generate me an 8 foot tall fu-

[marsh iris]

DONT JUMP

[thick fog]

21st

[hazy valley]

I can't believe tomorrow is the 21st
Skitarii tomorrow!!

[somber stream]

My Aura is so strong, it repells Greynames from my DM (i had it turned off)

[modern elm]

]i thought it was the 18th?

[mystic fossil]

ELIOS NOOOOO

[visual vortex]

I keep it open

It's thenonly way i make friends

[astral basin]

I clicked the insta link like a psycho
The latina has taste

[visual vortex]

I let then in

[delicate vapor]

Says it clear on the Darktide teasers trailer

[thick fog]

You have the date on announcements and twitter channels

[formal mortar]

They respond slow

[somber stream]

You have a friend in me, fish

[modern elm]

i dont have twitter... deleted my account, too toxic

[marsh iris]

racism is strong in this one

[delicate vapor]

You have a friend in you

[formal mortar]

Didn't know you let people in there

[nocturne bloom]

Fake. Even I reply while flying in BF6

[modern elm]

my ass is ogryn brain

[thick fog]

#🐦tweets-sermons just scroll up a bit

[nocturne bloom]

I got a friend in me

[mystic fossil]

you ate his friend

[visual vortex]

I am inside you like a candiru

[marsh iris]

i have intel inside

[somber stream]

I did had Fish 'n chips yesterday, yeah

Seabaassssss

[modern elm]

how the fuck did i get the 18th? am i stupid

[nocturne bloom]

Let me know how the bot gets exterminated guys. The fight calls me

[visual vortex]

Fish 🤤

[marsh iris]

good luck soldier

[somber stream]

Is this the penis fish

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Fish and chips >.>

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

Vhat to get for lunch

[marsh iris]

oyter

[somber stream]

The fish that home to penises like fish heat-seeking missile

[visual vortex]

We have no known case of it actually doing that

Or being attracted to urine

I think it was more of a cautionary tale to not piss in the rivers or something

[astral basin]

Parasite that swims upstream
Thinks your wee is a stream
Makes a home

[modern elm]

dude i understand how tyrranids feel... i need to claw people open and eat them

[visual vortex]

The real thing to be afraid of are the bacteria

[hazy valley]

chili cheese dogs? with diced onion?

[astral basin]

Ooo

Ive been craving such

Had my chance last week. But i dared not risk. Got minor food poisoning anyways

[misty trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1392348183438557306/freeze-2.gif

[hazy kestrel]

Aquila with the based references as always

[marsh iris]

what did she do anyway

[visual vortex]

Thank you aquila 🙌

[marsh iris]

hello humanman

[visual vortex]

Be evil

Or something

[hazy kestrel]

Hello not-fem Garut

[misty trench]

she didn't accept my mr beast crypto coins

(bot account)

[sly quest]

Its a bot

[visual vortex]

She didnt send the image of mr beast twitter and the bitcoin wallet

Thatms how i know they're real people

[hazy kestrel]

This is my gif now.

Thank you for your donation Aquila

:)

[visual vortex]

Whenever i add someone if they dont sent that series of images i know they're a bot and report them

[misty trench]

'tis no worries, all my gifs are stolen from other people except one

https://tenor.com/view/ned-kelly-storm-trooper-star-gif-10332415

this one

and I implore you all steal this one

[marsh iris]

this... looks familiar

[misty trench]

it's from a parody fan film called Star Wars Downunder

[astral basin]

I clicked the insta link like a psycho
It seemed legit
But like. Still weird to randomly drop into chat and. “Lets talk in dms”

[formal mortar]

I need to find this parody

[hazy valley]

yeah you have to be careful because scammers are really good at looking legit and the more legit they look despite how desperate they are the more obvious it is that they're a scammer

if they were so legit they wouldn't be popping into places at random begging

[somber stream]

Penis eating bacteria in rivers. . .

Bleak

[sly quest]

Already texted one of my friends. A scammer asking for money with the classic “ I need money for rant and living with my poor, sick grandparents “ story. Asked for over 1000$.

[somber stream]

Need money for rant?

[visual vortex]

I think it just rots your bladder or something

[somber stream]

Who are they ranting to

[visual vortex]

Speak in a tribal language to them or something

[hazy kestrel]

Hit them with Wingdings

[astral basin]

Had bunch of catgirls in a prowl pose and a couple of tv/game memes sprinkled in

[marsh iris]

the goonerus bacilicus

[misty trench]

I need money for defeating scam bots

[visual vortex]

Hit them with the video of you eating a plank of wood

[marsh iris]

i have melk coins

[hazy kestrel]

But I don’t want to eat a plank of wood

[visual vortex]

I need money for my mr beast bitcoin to fly to saudi arabia and see his amusement park 🙏 🥺

[formal mortar]

You volunteered

[misty trench]

there's a lot of expenses that go into the process of clicking the ban button ok, think of the accelerated wear on my mouse

[formal mortar]

Bro went full corpo

[visual vortex]

Think of all the disturbed gunk...

[marsh iris]

even on discord he plays helldivers

[misty trench]

we'll ignore that tide games are infinitely more clicks per second

[astral basin]

We pay you in praise and adoration
It wont cover the plane trips
Or even get you gum to chew on said trips

But

…what was i talking about?

[hazy kestrel]

My bosses but actually.

[misty trench]

paid in exposure

[hazy kestrel]

No promotions. :(

Or raises :(

[hazy valley]

I can pay you in a funny sticker

[graceful hamlet]

Erm, just set up AI moderators who will definitely not end up just deleting the whole discord 🤓
~~nothing will go wrong, definitely ~~

[visual vortex]

Aquila has a basement full of little sweatshop workers biologically engineered to have 16 fingers on each hand that spend all day and all hour clicking

[marsh iris]

hows that extra job they gave you

[hazy kestrel]

Which one?

[misty trench]

watching the AI moderator morph into a mr beast bot in real time

[hazy valley]

AI mods immediately banning anyone who types Hive Scum because it's reading the last 3 letters

[marsh iris]

(or was it someone else)

[visual vortex]

Twomad discord

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t remember

[marsh iris]

i may have mixed up my gen chat lore

you're german right

[astral basin]

“You have a reference for your people management skills?”
“Hell yeah watch all these socially unaware nerds when i text in chat”

[marsh iris]

(jk)

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think so.

Unless some German went a bit wild in Mexico somewhere in my family tree

[misty trench]

tbf I use my teaching experience for this purpose lmao

"you managed children?"
"no wtf I survived is what I'm saying"

[visual vortex]

One time i was walking down rhe street and i saw Aquila in a trench coat

[somber stream]

"Yeah i have prior experience as a Strategic Community Infrastructure and Behavioral Compliance Manager for a multi billion-company based in the UK with over a hundred million customers"

[visual vortex]

Instead of flashing me like per usual he gave me a business card that said "ask about my discord moderation job"

[hazy valley]

"you managed children?"
"worse: a darktide discord when hive scum was released"
"you're hired and promoted"

[misty trench]

this is literally what resume writing and interviewing is like nowadays it's so fucking ass lmao

[misty trench]

I've seen too much

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

"I muted a guy named xXShadowWolfXx for posting uncensored raccoon feet at 3:14 AM"

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Aquila lies down every night and jolts awake at 3AM from the shell shock of the darktide discord ban-list

[delicate vapor]

On call discord mod

[visual vortex]

And his arm goes limp like that one american soldier after WWII

[astral basin]

@somber stream need you to do some back to the future shizz and become this guys grandfather

[misty trench]

like I remember teaching kids resume writing and like, you're kinda forced to tell them to be honest/be yourself and whatever and it's like...no kiddo don't do that, just fuckin' lie dude, just make shit up

[visual vortex]

When i had my first interview my overseer told me afterwards to not be as blunt and give them what they want to hear

[delicate vapor]

And if you don’t lie you’ll be applying to 1000 jobs with little to no hope with an interview

[marsh iris]

people who use corpospeak jargon makes me sick

[somber stream]

I'll stick to my Asian gene which prevent me from getting silly allergy to things like peanut

[hazy kestrel]

My Grandfather did go a bit all over the place.

[marsh iris]

yeah im a babysitter

whats so hard

[visual vortex]

Lactose Intolerant

[misty trench]

1 year experience as a high mobility logistics officer (delivery boy)

[somber stream]

Just.. tolerate it?

[visual vortex]

That's what i do

My sister cant tolerate it

[misty trench]

hell even my teacher aide experience is listed as "Educational Support Officer" because that's what they called us lmao

not even joking about that one

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

This sounds so dystopian

[marsh iris]

sterile

[visual vortex]

Microplastics GOD

[misty trench]

I worked in public education, it was decidedly dystopian lmao

[somber stream]

How many 67 per minute are we talking here

[hazy valley]

at M&M World we had the Cashiers titled "Front Office Associate" LMFAO

[somber stream]

Give it to me real, chief

[visual vortex]

How much tiktok dances

[astral basin]

My great grandfather had an unknown amount of mistresses
Apparently the funeral was shockingly awkward event w the amount of people coming to see their maybe father

[hazy valley]

the world is a circus

[misty trench]

growing up and teachers being like "25 kids a class is too many" and then I get into the profession and classes are up to 30-35 kids a class

[somber stream]

And i'm the clown

[marsh iris]

any agent orange dance

[misty trench]

CLASSIC

[visual vortex]

The only thing my schools have ever taught me is that cheating is the only viable way to win

[misty trench]

this was all pre-pandemic so none

[marsh iris]

and they paid the price (for the clownery)

[hazy kestrel]

My old man had like 10 girlfriends at the same time

When he was dating my Grandma

[visual vortex]

😌

Son

[hazy kestrel]

Just small town in Mexico things I guess

[delicate vapor]

Alhatethem and Kaveh

[visual vortex]

Dw

[hazy kestrel]

Soap Opera-ass Protagonist

[visual vortex]

My grandpa once thought he was getting gang-stalked from a computer

And had all the blinds and a shotgun in his hand once

Turns out it was a virus

[misty trench]

was it the kinda thing that once he'd gotten 9 he felt the need to round it out?

[hazy kestrel]

I think he had the 10 before my grandma

So 11 in total lmao

[visual vortex]

11

[misty trench]

actually crazy

[marsh iris]

the virus got into his head

[hazy kestrel]

And then his sisters kept telling him to marry my grandma

Actual soap opera shit

[visual vortex]

Every time i look back in time marriage lowk looked so much more casual

[misty trench]

I love when mobile ads are like "your browser is 70% damaged pls download our app to clean it" and I breathe a sigh of relief because it's not some weird borderline NSFW ai generated app trailer

[visual vortex]

"I like this guy and knew him for a week so ima marry him and have 10 kids"

[astral basin]

The funny thing is. The side with the rake gramps is related to a lot of mormons

[visual vortex]

Aquila i got an addon for the minecraft jenny mod as a youtube advertisement

[modest flume]

Why wait?

[misty trench]

holy shit lmao

[hazy valley]

people got sold the idea of "love at first sight" and as it turns out those generations also later found out they got solid high divorce rates too

[somber stream]

My Grandpa on the father side met Grandma in the neighborhood at 10 and decided she was the one, even 80 years later

[fiery wave]

They use AI to make it anyway.

[visual vortex]

The next ad was ai generated scantily clad strippers

I guess what this is trying to say is

We should keep our goons ethical

[mystic fossil]

so it's too late for me?

[delicate vapor]

ai zombie defense ads with a random warhammer dreadnought

[visual vortex]

Which means no ai

[mystic fossil]

ai gooning is like gooning to a novel

[somber stream]

The internet allow you to branch out your search and options for a potential life-long mate

[visual vortex]

Eh works out sometimes ig

[fiery wave]

GL, people want free or very cheap stuff.

[somber stream]

LDR is valid, mind

[visual vortex]

Booktok users:

[somber stream]

But it's up to you both if you can unite and make something out ofi t

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[visual vortex]

See i goon to getty images

Im different

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

I see Gen chat has entered freak mode again

Aquila has left us. :(

[visual vortex]

Our god is gone

[hazy kestrel]

Aquila, save us!

[visual vortex]

Nvm

Dont worry about it

Justndont go to that corner

[hazy valley]

I got spotify and youtube premium exclusively so I could chill on my phone at work without ads (and also because I was lazy about keeping up with the adblock vs everything war) because I have friends who have babies and I'm so so so tired of getting ads for baby stuff

[astral basin]

God is dead, and we have killed him

[visual vortex]

We would never kill aquila

[hazy valley]

idk if they're doing ai ads but I'm ignoring them

[mystic fossil]

just get a baby, then the adds ain't useless

[visual vortex]

Aquila's back nvm

[jaunty path]

Bruh.

[misty trench]

I'm literally about to run the recycling and compost out lmao

[hazy kestrel]

See how my faith was rewarded!

[somber stream]

Was a solid Spotify user for about 7-8 years, switched to Apple Music recently because the cunts kept raising the price. The sound quality is surprisingly superior too

[visual vortex]

I just report or block the ad

[fiery wave]

Not when they either don't support the region or charge so much per month.

[visual vortex]

It forcefully skips it

[misty trench]

my partner does this lmao

[somber stream]

Only downside is the UI is major ass compares to spot

[mystic fossil]

nah i use soundcloud

[hazy valley]

it feels like a waste of money but I live a life without ads so

[visual vortex]

I mean it works

[mystic fossil]

i'm different

[marsh iris]

11 dollars spotify

[visual vortex]

It doesnt cost anything

[astral basin]

Hm

[visual vortex]

Your email does get filled with report logs tho

[hazy valley]

I have too many songs and podcasts to migrate over at this point like Spotify would have to royally fuck up to get me to migrate

[visual vortex]

But at least i dont have to look at ai goon slop

[somber stream]

13 Euro vs 11

[misty trench]

Spotify is also evil, I mean so is apple but still

[hazy valley]

I did that for a while too but I got so tired

[misty trench]

I remember the good ol' days of pandora

[visual vortex]

Doesnt spotify have like 5 ads or something

[somber stream]

They support full library migration with a single touch

That was my primary concern as well

[misty trench]

I also remember the bad ol' days of limewire lmao

[astral basin]

Oh yeah the love at first sight thing
And unnaturally high divorce rates
Thats what i wanted to comment on

[marsh iris]

soundcloud maybe 🤔

[hazy valley]

it's definitely not worth the pricetag for either service tbh like this is just highway robbery for a little peace of mind

[visual vortex]

Aquila helped create the bonzi buddy

[hazy valley]

I might have to look into it

[somber stream]

In_the_end_linkin_park.mp3

[fiery wave]

Account required, ads, more ads, listened ads, sponsored content, music, more ads.

[marsh iris]

limewire, kazaa, napster

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-deal-with-it-gif-7717548

[visual vortex]

Why do people event use spotify atp bro

[hazy valley]

yes like a million ads and then you get to the actual podcast and the idiots go "AND TODAY'S SPONSOR-" bro I can't

[fiery wave]

I know. Like modern gangsters.

[misty trench]

napster I was too young for but I still have random moments where the dial up noise plays in my head

[visual vortex]

Same framerate and animation as that shitty nepo baby game mixtape

[fiery wave]

Don't know, I stopped bothering when they forced accounts.

[visual vortex]

😭

[marsh iris]

i never had to listen to ads, so far

[visual vortex]

See i drag my pc with me everywhere and play Loonboon on it through pvz itself

[misty trench]

I just use youtube and an adblocker

[visual vortex]

I used an ad blocker

[gloomy tartan]

Someone should make the entire Wu-Tang Clan in Warhammer

[visual vortex]

But then i dorgot to put it on my new pc

And then remembered that i dont even watch videos on my pc

[misty trench]

forgor

[marsh iris]

i dont need adblocker... using brave

[fiery wave]

But then Youtube becomes a cpu miner.

[marsh iris]

Experiencing interruptions?

[visual vortex]

Atp just but a mini movie player snd watch videos on there

[misty trench]

if it does then it's doing a very bad job of it because I don't get any spikes or anything

[fiery wave]

Holy hell did it hit my adblocker 400 times in less than 2 hours.

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah google hates ad blockers

[fiery wave]

Well, higher.

[visual vortex]

Even though the fbi recommends using ad blockers

[marsh iris]

fr?

[fiery wave]

I got up to 12k in a day of YouTube watching.

[astral basin]

I doom scroll and corrupt my feed with recommendations
When skynut happens i just scroll past or report if its extra saucy

[visual vortex]

I think i cant remember

I remember seeing it somewhere

[uneven lynx]

mane the fbi just saying shit

[visual vortex]

Damn guys

Ruel has spoken

Turn off the ad blockers

[marsh iris]

federal browser investigation

[misty trench]

that's crazy I only get like 100 at most

[visual vortex]

Fat babies interconnected

[astral basin]

Which reminds me. I need to scrub my Pinterest of trans yuri memes

[fiery wave]

Like I said, it dings it so hard, it's like a CPU miner except just trying to shovel ads at you.

[visual vortex]

Entire convo died at this for a sec btw

[misty trench]

I will admit I was stunlocked for a hot second lmao

[astral basin]

I tend to say some bs like that you guys are still surprised?

[visual vortex]

See i couldve responded but i didnt wsnt to be here when the chat staring foaming over yuri again

[uneven lynx]

mane I just wanna play darktide

[visual vortex]

The veteran chat has some pretty serious people there

[minor narwhal]

this will be plot relevant when admech releases

[hazy valley]

YURI???

IS IT TIME FOR YURI AGAIN?

[fiery wave]

But proper yuri is good. Two girl, one valkyrie gud.

[marsh iris]

are you the one that had friends ruining your pinterest

[visual vortex]

I dont like yuri

Or yoai

Or any of any actually

Too many germs

[marsh iris]

comrade yuri

[astral basin]

Genchatters? Play darktide? Heresy
Fr tho the class chats and lfgs are more likely to be reciprocal in trying to get stuff done

[visual vortex]

And some people dont bathe

[formal mortar]

I shower, sometimes twice a day

[hazy valley]

I know. I worked at EVO when it came to Vegas. They don't know what deodorant is either

[visual vortex]

We're the fungus-infested sewers of this server

[visual vortex]

Same

If i dont then im afraid ill look like springtrap

[astral basin]

Yeah it was mildly corrupted from the time i was on tumblr for a bit
But ngl i liked it like that. D&d stuffs and wicked goth/alt fashion

[mystic fossil]

D&D??

[formal mortar]

I do the daily shower then the clean up shower

[mystic fossil]

yall play?

[acoustic pebble]

D&D?

Shit I wish

[astral basin]

I wish. I dont have a comp to make online d&d less shitty

I gave up years ago

[fiery wave]

To be fair putting deodorant and cologne on stank can actually make it worse...

[elder merlin]

One day

[visual vortex]

Nurgle's chosen

[mystic fossil]

or day one

[somber stream]

This chat is 5 minutes away from talking about Armpits

[elder merlin]

I'll never understand opting out of showering or bathing when you have the option to

[visual vortex]

I like bathing

[mystic fossil]

where are they?

[marsh iris]

armpits

[fiery wave]

You did it so. Your fault.

[somber stream]

Don't shoot the messenger

[marsh iris]

kneepits

[hazy valley]

It does. It's not just sweaty gamers who do it. You'd be surprised at how there are people here on business who will think their suits will disguise who disgusting they are. You smell them coming

[mystic fossil]

lowk do yall have an armpit fetish and are hiding it

[visual vortex]

Sometimes i close my eyes and imagine im a little flying fish jumping out of the water and the shower head sprinkler water is the sea water splashing my face

[fiery wave]

Because some ppl are just disgusting?

[mystic fossil]

i need to know what freaks are here

[marsh iris]

🤫

[hazy valley]

Plaguebringers

[astral basin]

LICHT WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BITS OF ARMPIT FLUFF NOW

[mystic fossil]

to increase my aura

[somber stream]

Same fish, same

[visual vortex]

Man

[marsh iris]

fluffy armpits?

[astral basin]

FFS cant have shit thats nice

[visual vortex]

I should consider diving

Off a cliff

[mystic fossil]

hell diving?

[visual vortex]

Into oncoming traffic

[mystic fossil]

oh

uhhhh nooooo

[visual vortex]

And killing a mother of three

[somber stream]

It was, foretold

[mystic fossil]

we are here to talk

[visual vortex]

Like a drop bear

[astral basin]

Au naturel

[hazy valley]

being able to enjoy a nice bubblebath is so nice but it's like some people are allergic to soap and water

[mystic fossil]

OLLPHIEST TALK TO US

[visual vortex]

Huh?

[mystic fossil]

DO NOT JUMP

[hazy valley]

toss in a nice bath bomb and it's a delight

[visual vortex]

What?0

[fiery wave]

I know that, most Asians at least shower once a day but when you get a disgusting sewage thing showing up... Yep...

[visual vortex]

🦘

[marsh iris]

theres water allergy kinda sad

[visual vortex]

I dont use bathbombd

My sister did

[hazy valley]

they must be noseblind to their own stink

[marsh iris]

it gives the skin bad rash

[visual vortex]

But it made the tub have this weird rocky feel

[hazy valley]

have you ever tried?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[astral basin]

Mfw the bathbomb made the tub look like i had a bad stomach cramp

[somber stream]

How do they clean themselves?

[fiery wave]

Or blame COVID, long term loss of smell is a thing.

[marsh iris]

idk sand or something

[hazy valley]

I started using bath bombs more often when my Aussie friend brought some over as a gift and they were so nice

[visual vortex]

Dw we got ebola and hantavirus now gng

[fiery wave]

Dry clean, usually rubbing alc or equiv.

[elder merlin]

To be fair, some people probably are, but im sure even they try to clean themselves in some fashion.

[somber stream]

No no imagine the guy rolling in sand like a hampster, much funnier

[marsh iris]

i wonder if they'd die from high humidity

[visual vortex]

Maybe they saw the bloody drain ad?

[hazy valley]

allergic to ... water?

[fiery wave]

Exists actually.

[hazy valley]

oh wait is that rabies

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[hazy valley]

I know that's like a thing for rabies

[sly quest]

No.

[visual vortex]

No that is rabies

[fiery wave]

No, actual water allergy.

[hazy valley]

our body is mostly water

are they allergic to their body

[fiery wave]

Rabies causes a fear of water.

[sly quest]

Aquagenic urticaria is an extremely rare condition—often called a "water allergy"—where skin contact with water causes itchy, red hives or swelling, regardless of the water's temperature. It affects females more often, with only about 50–100 cases reported in medical literature. Symptoms typically last 30 minutes to 2 hours, triggered by rain, sweat, tears, or showering.

[visual vortex]

Cause it can flush out rabies or something

[hazy valley]

how do they survive?? like you have to DRINK Water

[marsh iris]

nah rabies makes the person fear water

but this one reacts physically

[elder merlin]

Stranger things have happened to people

[visual vortex]

Funny how one of the oldest things we have is one of the most devastating

Yeah like me

[astral basin]

Remember that evolution and genetics is fickle
People CAN be simply born wrong

[hazy valley]

rabies is so scary to think about

[fiery wave]

You just deal with pain and itching doing so.

[visual vortex]

Eh

[marsh iris]

fr.. your time is up the moment the symptoms show

[sly quest]

Drinking goes into your body, not on it

[visual vortex]

Least you're dead when the symptoms start

[marsh iris]

literally dead man walking

[hazy valley]

that sounds like a terrible life of having a throat swelling up and itching anytime you drink water like idk that I'd even want to live if I had that

[visual vortex]

Also the vaccines suck for it

[marsh iris]

but i think dementia is the worst

[sly quest]

Say that again…?

[visual vortex]

Dementia and rabies are the worst ways to go

[delicate vapor]

Destroyed cleaning those dishes

IM THE BEST

[hazy valley]

so it's a skin condition then...? but like you still get water on your lips when you drink so?

[acoustic pebble]

Rabies is the worst

[marsh iris]

just off me if i have dementia fr

[hazy valley]

idk it just sounds pretty awful

[visual vortex]

HELLO JAKKA 🙌

[acoustic pebble]

HELLO

[delicate vapor]

I’ll shoot the rad weapon on you

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

No I’ll use HIV blood covered bullets instead

[visual vortex]

guys as long as jakka is with us rabies cannot hurt us

[acoustic pebble]

Eyyy

[somber stream]

So you're saying, those that have allergic reaction to peanut, won't get affected if they rub peanut butter all over themselves

[sly quest]

Straw

[acoustic pebble]

Noone bullies you lot but me

[fiery wave]

Is more, your lips and inner mouth can react to it still. Usually fine past that.

[visual vortex]

Jakka if you were dying with two collapsed lungs i would give you mine to let you livd

[hazy valley]

what about a bendy straw? swirly bending straw...

[hazy valley]

yeah like that just sounds like living is hell

[acoustic pebble]

That's sweet

AND I HATE SWEET!!!

[visual vortex]

I had a stomach ache a week ago and it was pretty painful

[acoustic pebble]

WAAAAAAAAGH

[sly quest]

You can use any straw.

[visual vortex]

Id say rhat is the most pain anyone can go through

Man

Eating wood planks and nails is not good for you

[marsh iris]

its scarily amazing how the virus could reprogram your brain to be afraid of water

[hazy valley]

idk I missed my cat when I went to work and that hurt a lot

[fiery wave]

Just is. World is cruel and all that.

[visual vortex]

I think it targets the spine

[arctic escarp]

what is this diddy blud doing....

[visual vortex]

Which mo virus does so it controls reflexes and everything

Maybe another virus does that

[hazy valley]

you could use multiple at once to speed it up too

[visual vortex]

Idk wait for those dumbasses with unknown viruses who always seem to board planes when diagnosed and lick every doorknob

[hazy valley]

is this like a genetic thing or is this like something that mutated out of a rodent species and transfered to humans

[fiery wave]

Born with from what I know.

[hazy valley]

like you can't catch it right?

[mystic fossil]

on the calculator is blud einstein 😢

[delicate vapor]

THe mojojo virus

[marsh iris]

i think dementia is like living your life in reverse or on repeat

[fiery wave]

At least not currently. You either born with karked genetics or fucked mutation.

[arctic escarp]

is he tung tung sahur or is he a sus women?

[visual vortex]

Kiss someone with an find out

[hazy valley]

That's good at least

[fiery wave]

Groundhog week.

[hazy valley]

clowns can't kiss anyone it ruins the clown makeup

[fiery wave]

Or year.

[visual vortex]

Another clown

[marsh iris]

or minutes

[hazy valley]

that's just two clowns ruining each other's make up

[icy wedge]

a lot or a little?

[young echo]

At least clowns don't have those wear wolf claws girls put in their nails.

[fiery wave]

Grandma half lived when I was like, still small. Always confused why I tower over her...

[young echo]

Werewolf

[visual vortex]

Put spit in vial and drink it

[delicate vapor]

🐟🐟

[hazy valley]

I gagged

[visual vortex]

Easy solution

Man i should get hired

[marsh iris]

do we get shorter when get old

[visual vortex]

Yeah

And you get longer in space

[delicate vapor]

and you get

$4

[young echo]

Seriously though, does anyone else gag when they see women with those long rachet fingernails?

[visual vortex]

I have to crouch down to speak to my grandma

[hazy valley]

Elios is giving everyone $4

[visual vortex]

Yes

I hate those

[delicate vapor]

only 4 people

[visual vortex]

They make annoying clicking

[fiery wave]

Usually a little.

[marsh iris]

that explains, from 6'2" to 6'1"

[young echo]

I knew i wasn't alone.

[visual vortex]

I just want to tear them off

[hazy valley]

aw dang I can't get it because clowns aren't people

[visual vortex]

And they also always have big ass eyelashes

[somber stream]

Rawr xd

[visual vortex]

Blink any faster and those girls will fly away

[fiery wave]

I just know they aren't lesbian or bi.

[visual vortex]

Licht turned in a furry twink?!1? 🧠

[visual vortex]

Dont worry not even guys want them

[young echo]

🤣

[somber stream]

Goths claimed these back in the early 2000s

[marsh iris]

rawr xd the millenial speak

[hazy valley]

unless they have a certain two fingers with shorter cut nails

[fiery wave]

Twink bit is old news.

[visual vortex]

The millenial speak is a boom clap and sometimes a hey put in there

[delicate vapor]

I didnt say clowns were excluded

[fiery wave]

Sometimes, more than two is fine so...

[visual vortex]

Diana broke up with Ellie at the end of the last of us 2 because she lost her fingers

I refuse to believe any other reason

[delicate vapor]

helbore las gun makes me so jittery

[hazy valley]

I never played Last of Us 2 but I did think Last of Us 1 was amazing

[visual vortex]

Last of us 2 sucked

[hazy valley]

I've heard that from a lot of people but idk why

so I just shrug

[visual vortex]

It's very contradictory

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure you can't send someone $4 exactly on Steam?

[visual vortex]

And it tried to humanize the muscular evil

But it didnt work

[trail isle]

powder that makes you say skitari tomorrow

[somber stream]

21ST

[delicate vapor]

not steam

on beam

[visual vortex]

I feel like whoever made it wanted to be the West version of Kojima or something

[trail isle]

21st will be fun to watch

[marsh iris]

is it really tomorrow though

[delicate vapor]

18th of may today

[trail isle]

although thats like 3 am in the morning for me so i will watch the aftermath

[hazy valley]

[visual vortex]

Haha wait till reveal there will be greyliens asking when dlc every hour

[somber stream]

Crank greycism to max

Godspeed.

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[visual vortex]

I am greycist

[delicate vapor]

idk

[visual vortex]

Elios is parrying the boat beam from the pirate cuphead boss

[trail isle]

there is only ever like 20 people in the darktide discord

[visual vortex]

Try other channels

This is the trashcan

[trail isle]

nah i like the five other people i see here in general chat

[formal mortar]

Nerds

[fiery wave]

Ah, so fake site names?

[visual vortex]

Gamer

[formal mortar]

Gamer words

[delicate vapor]

ya

[elder merlin]

My Hero?

[visual vortex]

Gamer GOD

[visual vortex]

What?

[glacial shoal]

hey folks what up

[visual vortex]

What's a my hero?

[visual vortex]

Hi we are talking

[glacial shoal]

just vibin?

[elder merlin]

Muscular is the name of a villain from that anime

[visual vortex]

What anime

I dont watch anime

[delicate vapor]

saw my psyker get thrown off the map by plaguegyn

[hazy valley]

wait does that include me?

[elder merlin]

Waiting

[glacial shoal]

my hero academia

is the name

[visual vortex]

Oh

Never heard of it

[glacial shoal]

what for

[trail isle]

everyone here is like apart of that five person list

[elder merlin]

You know what

[glacial shoal]

the 21st?

[sly quest]

Hi hi

[glacial shoal]

hi alice

[hazy valley]

hiya!

[elder merlin]

And then after

[glacial shoal]

hi sneaky

[glacial shoal]

felt

[visual vortex]

Harley quinn cannot count past 5 because a shark ate their other hand and their feet

[somber stream]

It's true, i was there

[visual vortex]

Yeah licht was there

[somber stream]

T'was horrendous

[hazy valley]

that's ok we can rebuild them
we have the clown technology
I can probably make hand and foot shaped balloons for the stumps

[visual vortex]

And he said: "Ermmm... spork"

And went crosseyed

Then went on reddit

[trail isle]

can confirm licht did indeed see that

[visual vortex]

Licht tried this

We all did

Harley quinn is hunpty dumpyy

Ypu cant put them back together

[fiery wave]

So, I guess you hate everyone else?

[trail isle]

hate is a very strong word

thats reserved for myself

💅

[visual vortex]

Ogryns are very strong

[glacial shoal]

I hate myself, does that count

[delicate vapor]

miau

[fiery wave]

Nuh uh.

[trail isle]

no

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[trail isle]

thats my thing u cant steal that

[glacial shoal]

yoinky

[whole bough]

havent done anything than lay down all day

[trail isle]

what the fuck

[hazy valley]

trust me I'm a professional clown
these will be the finest balloon hands in the industry
I don't do feet though you'll need one of the weird clowns for that

[sly quest]

Hope you’re okay.

[glacial shoal]

are you okay friend

[whole bough]

stressed about money so i just mentally shutdown

[jaunty path]

It can't be that hard to make a foot balloon yo

come on.

[glacial shoal]

internet hug?

[hazy valley]

we can't compromise on quality here

[sly quest]

I’m so sorry. Hope everything gets better soon, you don’t deserve this:(

[trail isle]

internet react hug that moth now

[visual vortex]

Compromise

[hazy valley]

ok deal

[marsh iris]

hugtide

[fiery wave]

Dunno. I mean, I hate myself to the point I sometimes just wish to not exist. After all, when you rolled low in life... What can you say?

[somber stream]

Cyberhug dispensed

[glacial shoal]

fair point

[trail isle]

Chat

how are we all today

[visual vortex]

When i have episodes i gaslight myself and lock in

Works every time

[hazy valley]

guys am I the only one who loves themselves

[glacial shoal]

I am good wbu friend

[glacial shoal]

yes

(probably)

[trail isle]

I am content

[jaunty path]

Pretty much.

[marsh iris]

lethargic, i should sleep more..

[visual vortex]

I am as content as a termite in wood

[trail isle]

Sounds epic

[hazy valley]

have you done the Sims check?

[sly quest]

We’re good, how are you:)?

[glacial shoal]

what now

[somber stream]

What's your usual sleep hour?

[fiery wave]

I already get gaslit by people.

[marsh iris]

2am-8.30am
sometimes 2am-6am

[trail isle]

like a 6/10

[visual vortex]

Aint NEVER gaslight yourself like me

[somber stream]

Sounds healthy enough

[sly quest]

Oh? Did something happen? Are you okay:(?

[somber stream]

Pardon, "healthy"

[marsh iris]

do you ever do nothing all day and sleep late because you do nothing all day and feel like you should spend more time

[hazy valley]

treat your body like you're playing the Sims or a Tomagotchi or something
check your Needs

1. Are you drinking water?
2. Did you get enough to eat?
3. Have you had enough rest?
4. What about personal time for entertainment/enrichment?

it's not going to solve bigger problems but it clears your head of the smaller stuff so there's less in the background to worry about

[trail isle]

nah just in a neutral mood thats all

[fiery wave]

Play D&D with your sleep hours, that's fun, right?

[somber stream]

Sounds like dopamine addiction

[glacial shoal]

that goes hard ngl

[trail isle]

I agree actually thats true kari

[somber stream]

Get some screen detox

[trail isle]

Posture Check

[marsh iris]

ideally it should be before 12am

[thick coyote]

Sorry to disappoint you
But I'm borderline narcissistic

[hazy valley]

the person playing me as their Sims character needs to stop putting me in clown costumes I swear

[thick coyote]

I fucking love me self

[glacial shoal]

[delicate vapor]

i love me and coffee

[hazy valley]

ok good we need more people who love themselves

[thick coyote]

Call me shrimp the way I'm hydrated

[visual vortex]

7 degree curved spine 🦬

[fiery wave]

Naw. I pass out when I get energy drinks. I wonder if it's actually nutritional deficiencies.

[marsh iris]

i missed D&D on discord

[trail isle]

do it irl

das what i do

[marsh iris]

not in my vicinity

[visual vortex]

I wonder if i could pay one of the other people here from michigan to step on a wood plank and push it down onto my spine

[somber stream]

I mean in general, you just browse random things, seek more content to consume all day and then some, until it's 2AM and yet, you still want more

[marsh iris]

playing as orks in wrath and glory and warhammer fantasy

[lethal solstice]

try 55 x2 and call me back

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

I go to stores

[fiery wave]

Because other than just having ADHD or Autism... I heard not getting all the necessary nutrients can affect sleep somewhat.

[delicate vapor]

nacho cheese

[trail isle]

Dude same 💅

[fiery wave]

And you know how they load energy drinks with some.

[visual vortex]

And buy one singular thing

Sometimes a single apple

[trail isle]

Twinsies fr

[visual vortex]

And i personally enjoy staring st the cashier

[somber stream]

While chewing on the apple

[visual vortex]

No i dont take it

[elder merlin]

Hey, @glacial shoal, if the ogryn doesnt get any new weapons, or the arbite and scummer dont get any new cosmetics, we record this in the book of grudges after the 21st

[visual vortex]

I leave it

[somber stream]

Slowly

[echo zenith]

I force the Cashier to play Fnaf, with me as the fredder faz bear. Rawr

[somber stream]

Tch tch

[visual vortex]

I just want an excuse to stare at the cashier intently

[glacial shoal]

noted and recorded for future records

[lethal solstice]

"Book of grudges"
Get out

Leave

[visual vortex]

That's the sound i make before spitting in the cashier's eye

[glacial shoal]

it's a dwarf thing

you wouldn't get it

[elder merlin]

We're putting this in the book of grudges now too, @glacial shoal

[glacial shoal]

[lethal solstice]

No I would the book of grudges people are like the most annoying people on the forums

[delicate vapor]

zealot just left me to die by a chaos spawn and 3 flamers + 2 ragers

[trail isle]

Elios im gonna post a pic of doro

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

I mean, its just funny and memey

[marsh iris]

shred the book of grudges
live a positive life

[lethal solstice]

You say that like people don't take it seriously

[glacial shoal]

why are you taking the book of grudges so seriously lol

[elder merlin]

I have no idea what anyone is like on any forums though

[visual vortex]

I have somethinf to put in the book of grudges

[fiery wave]

Well, devs need to stop promising things they never do and stop pushing out half fucked up games at full price.

[visual vortex]

🙌

[glacial shoal]

me either

I don't look at game forums anymore unless I need info

[elder merlin]

Whats dat?

[glacial shoal]

easy brain cell suicide to browse them otherwise

[lethal solstice]

And people also need to learn to let go
There is an upper limit to what is reasonable

[visual vortex]

Ogryn cant knock enemies out of his way while running and only while dodging or with a perk

And that perk is an ability

[fiery wave]

Not the latter. If a dev kept breaking and fucking up their game without fixes, wouldn't you be angry?

[elder merlin]

I'll let go when i get some brass knuckles as a ogryn

[fiery wave]

And I do mean actual bugs left unfixed for months.

[visual vortex]

Helldivers 2

[elder merlin]

The Ogryn vaulting thing

[hazy valley]

No Respite is legitimately still bugged

that blessing does not work

it doesn't take stagger into account

it does not provide any bonus

LOL

[glacial shoal]

like i'm sorry but if you're taking the opinions and actions of people who post on a video game forum that seriously when most people who post there regularly are the worst people you will ever see that's kind of on you

[marsh iris]

fatshark ate your buff

[trail isle]

waiting on something cool to happen

[glacial shoal]

(it never happens)

[visual vortex]

I gave up on hd2

[glacial shoal]

[trail bramble]

nothing ever happens

[trail isle]

(it was cyberstan a few months back)

[hazy valley]

discord servers are the new forums and it's easier for them to ignore the shenanigans we get up to now because it's not even on their website

[visual vortex]

"Guys! We care!
On a side note, we're going on break bye bye"

[delicate vapor]

when does it get better

[glacial shoal]

arrowhead had my sympathies for a bit when sony fucked them royally with that playstation account required to play thing but the past years have shown me that they're incompetent as hell at best and blissfully ignorant at worst

[elder merlin]

It'd be funny if they finally added a catalogue of everything to Commodore's

[hazy valley]

There was Malevelon Creek for the first into the game
Then there was Super Earth's Defense from the Illuminate
Then there was the invasion of Cyberstan

the other stuff idc about

[trail isle]

Tbf they just don’t have a dedicated balance team

That drags it a little bit tbh

[marsh iris]

hive scum and arbitrator already have a full catalog

[elder merlin]

That most recent ama was tone deaf as fuck

[visual vortex]

The monkey paw has curled into the fucking paw and out the other end

[hazy valley]

I genuinely can't care even a little bit ever at all about any story involving the bugs

[somber stream]

Ehem

[trail isle]

Story with bugs

[glacial shoal]

I haven't looked at it, how bad was it

[trail isle]

We need fuel

[glacial shoal]

yup

[somber stream]

TSC 2.0

[visual vortex]

Awful

[hazy valley]

yeah the bugs stuff is always so basic and simple

[trail bramble]

they prolly do have a balance team but all their decisions get vetoed because the community wants to play a game about being superheroes with guns and not disposable grunts

[elder merlin]

@glacial shoal, call the ironbreakers to iron break this guy's nuts

[hazy valley]

"a bug has mutated in lego city" ok tell me when the more interesting enemies do something

[glacial shoal]

roger that, ironbreaker incoming

[marsh iris]

[glacial shoal]

lmao

[elder merlin]

[trail isle]

A bug has broken into super earth

[fiery wave]

Can't you just swing a hammer and it'll work out anyway?

[trail isle]

Kill the bug by collecting five super samples

[hazy valley]

bug players losing their minds when the new bug is ... BIG?? IT'S A BIG BUG??? WOWOWOWOW SO BIG BUG

[trail isle]

And save children

[fiery wave]

Last I checked, most swings are already nutbreaker hits.

[marsh iris]

nut of grudges

[glacial shoal]

it's crazy to think how they have this grunt fantasy shit philosophy when we're just not that and wielding crazy weapons and fighting giant aliens

[echo zenith]

they admitted they don't, each dev balances their own made Assets*

[glacial shoal]

good point, c'mere @marsh iris

[visual vortex]

On the back of the box of hd2 is says something along the lines of
"Destroy enemies of humanity with overpowered weapons"
Might wanna change that

[glacial shoal]

yup

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

Also their team are really just

[trail isle]

Mfw first game the helldivers were actually somewhat special op type deal

[glacial shoal]

[visual vortex]

Passive aggressive with it or something

[trail isle]

Glorified meat grinder role

[astral basin]

“More interesting enemies”
Even w the new units people dont look at squid front 😞

[hazy valley]

squids are the most interesting to me tbh but bots are a close second

[visual vortex]

Idk they give off that anger towards you but hidden behind fake niceness

[hazy valley]

narratively speaking

[modest flume]

Hey Harley

[trail isle]

Hihi

[glacial shoal]

oh no

[timber elk]

Greetings

[astral basin]

I find pepe vile

[visual vortex]

Somehow the squids are more balanced armor-wise

[astral basin]

Wish it never existed

[marsh iris]

day by day, pepe gets more distorted

[timber elk]

DO IT. SET ME FREE.

[mystic fossil]

why is gundam so peak

[trail isle]

Mfw day one flesh mob

Ten billion health

[visual vortex]

Keyword: "armor-wise"

[timber elk]

Because gundum and armored core are peak of mech combat

[visual vortex]

They dont have armor

[trail isle]

Oh no I’m aware

[visual vortex]

Just a big health-pool

[trail isle]

But also nah overseers

[visual vortex]

Also yeah fleshmobs sucked

[mystic fossil]

have you seen new movie?

[glacial shoal]

one day pepe became peepo, now we have pepo, and soon we will have pep

then pe

then p

[timber elk]

No. But I’m gonna fucking RAW DOG armored core 6 into the ground

[visual vortex]

Armor-wise they're the best

[timber elk]

I’m starting a new playthrough fresh and gonna 100% the game

[trail isle]

Maybe nowadays yeah ig but like overseers were fucked

[visual vortex]

Because you can use almost any weapon and sustained fire can knock off their armor

[marsh iris]

pepoids

[timber elk]

I wiped my entire game clean of any sort of progress

[mystic fossil]

GO WATCH IT NOWWWW

[somber stream]

Squids will be Protoss soon

[mystic fossil]

NOOOOOWWWWW

[visual vortex]

I havent olayed hd2 for 2-3 months i think

[mystic fossil]

IT'S SOOOO PEAK

[modest flume]

How've ya been buddy?

[marsh iris]

does the squids have the annoying energy shield wall?

[trail isle]

I have been playing rivals with a friend of mine so pretty shit tbh

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

And more

[visual vortex]

Theyhad a shield wall?

[modest flume]

Time to upgrade

Darktide with a friend

From shit to crap

[marsh iris]

yeah in the first game, its so fking annoying to deal with

[timber elk]

I have been playing division 2 and somehow division 2 is treating me and my friends better than helldivers 2

[visual vortex]

Ph the swuids in hd1 were cool

[trail isle]

Nah darktides epic im just waiting for skitari tmrw

[visual vortex]

Fuck you inverts your controls

[trail isle]

Tbf division is just mid

[timber elk]

parry’s it with David hasselhoffs awesome pecs

[trail isle]

Like that’s just Ubisoft in general

[marsh iris]

a faction that trolls you so hard

[trail isle]

No shade towards them I find it decently fun too

[visual vortex]

My kind of people

[timber elk]

True. But I’ve been enjoying my time with the game.

[marsh iris]

squid shield thing: LET ME JUST DEPLOY A SHIELD THAT CUTS THROUGH THE BATTLEFIELD AND THINGS

[somber stream]

Dark templars

[modest flume]

MY FACE IS MY SHIELD

[trail isle]

I preferred when they had like three layers to being a rogue tbh

[timber elk]

I even got ganged up on by a group of hunters for calling their masks stupid

[trail isle]

They had thief, rogue and jackass

[somber stream]

Imagine invisible cunt with laser sword and teleport

[timber elk]

Ronin from titanfall 2

[trail isle]

3 bar health mf

[marsh iris]

titanfall 2 multiplayer could have been a thing

[trail isle]

it was

[timber elk]

It was

[marsh iris]

indeed was

[somber stream]

Server still in service, no?

[marsh iris]

yeah but kinda barebones

[timber elk]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-krill-world-krill-lobster-lobster-fried-krill-fried-gif-7150912747510295957

[trail isle]

i believe so but u need a mod to improve that service i think

similiar to like cod games i thunk

[timber elk]

Me when I accidentally 1v1 ronin:

[trail isle]

mfw legion

[timber elk]

Actually I can’t say shit since I’m a monarch player

[somber stream]

Apparently Orange man is going to do a speech confirming extraterrestrial life

[trail isle]

monarchs pretty chill they heal shield

[delicate vapor]

[trail isle]

thats the extraterrestrial life

[marsh iris]

anything for not the files

[trail isle]

doro

[somber stream]

THE ALIEN FILES

[marsh iris]

alien island

drip feeding national secrets as long as the files remains shut and locked away

[somber stream]

Im going to miss the guy once his term is over ngl

No more meme

[trail isle]

i prefer 2015 him tbh he was funnier

[marsh iris]

2 years to go?

[trail isle]

now he just posts ai slop 🥀

washed 🥀

[marsh iris]

tan spray poisoning

[trail isle]

anyways uh

rogue trader dlc 3 mnnnn

(i plan to play all dlc when dlc5 is out)

mnnnnnnn trayznn companion surely

[somber stream]

That game kept me up till 4AM once

Retribution immediately came the following day, never again

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

ILLEGAL hand holding activities with the Elf was NOT worth it

[delicate vapor]

[trail isle]

nah its not illegal

piece of paper says i can do it

if it helps the imperium

[timber elk]

Eh just a bunch of “maaaaybe they exist? Maaaaybe they don’t?” Nonsense.

[somber stream]

Nothing burger? More likely than you think!

[jaunty path]

"Confirming"

Cartoon country

[delicate vapor]

on the next episode

[cosmic burrow]

Myth has the confirmness