general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Shits hype

[hazy valley]

I'm tipsy and have more drink to go

[glacial shoal]

yoooo what's the occasion and can I join

[hazy valley]

D&D was cancelled

[glacial shoal]

aw :(

[hazy valley]

yes you can join

[glacial shoal]

bet

[gloomy tartan]

Damn same last week

[jovial hearth]

Most unfortunate

[hazy valley]

I have vodka

[gloomy tartan]

I would join in but I don’t have any

[glacial shoal]

I have

uh

uhm....

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I can ask someone for booze

[glacial shoal]

erm

[gloomy tartan]

But eh

[glacial shoal]

water........

[hazy valley]

you can have some of what I'm drinking

[glacial shoal]

[gloomy tartan]

Ferment fruit

[glacial shoal]

that works for me

[hazy valley]

I'm doing purple haze again

[gloomy tartan]

Make monkey liquor

Ferment fruit in a tree

[delicate vapor]

get this dwarf the best alcohol we have

[hazy valley]

grey goose vodka di amore raspberry liqueur cranberry juice

[gloomy tartan]

Return to monkeee

[hazy valley]

tastes like candy 😄

[gloomy tartan]

Monkey get drunk of fermented fruits dead ass

They stick them in trees

They love it they love getting drunk

[glacial shoal]

i'll stumble home and fall asleep (dreaming in my mountain keep)

[gloomy tartan]

The monkeys crave alcohol

[glacial shoal]

drunktide? @hazy valley

@ anyone else wanting to join

potentially

[gloomy tartan]

What we doing

[glacial shoal]

idk

[gloomy tartan]

Havocs rank 69?

[glacial shoal]

I didn't think that far

[gloomy tartan]

👀

[delicate vapor]

rogue core DRG is coming soon wth

[glacial shoal]

shit ur right

[hazy valley]

I'm in a voice chat with my D&D group after the DM cancelled or I would

[delicate vapor]

may 20th 2026

[hazy valley]

I still might

[glacial shoal]

np friend

[hazy valley]

hmm

[gloomy tartan]

Hey do park rangers get guns

[glacial shoal]

if you're busy nbd

[gloomy tartan]

Like to fight aliens

[glacial shoal]

holy guacamole

[gloomy tartan]

Or wendigos

Park rangers should get 50 cal machine guns

[trail bramble]

they love it so much that there's an evolutionary theory that we love alcohol because of our monkey ancestry (the drunken monkey theory)

[gloomy tartan]

Just incase

[glacial shoal]

I could finally fulfill my heavy TF2 larp.......

[gloomy tartan]

What about the monkey mermaid theorey

The sea ape

[gloomy tartan]

Just imagine being like man I never get to use it and you get a call from a hiker about a wendigo and you get to shoot it and dump the box magazine into it

[trail bramble]

The aquatic ape theory

[gloomy tartan]

“ I wanted to make sure I got it boss”

[glacial shoal]

YA DA DA DA DA DA DA

[gloomy tartan]

“ yes to shreds boss”

“I mean the heads intact they can study that boss”

“ it was hard to it in the first place boss it’s thinner than Ann coulter”

Apparently big foot likes women

Kind of like gorillas sometimes like the female zoo keepers and escape to see them lmao

So be careful of Bigfoot getting a crush on you i guess

[hazy kestrel]

Wendigos are those deer skull-faced abomination things right?

[ancient tinsel]

When do grids reset? I need to unlock 6 more for my final explorator armor piece. ;_;

@hazy kestrel I MUST KNOW. DID YOU MAKE A MOVE ON HER YET?

[hazy kestrel]

No

I decided not to

[ancient tinsel]

Ah damn

Didn't want to burn the coffee spot if it didn't work out?

[gloomy tartan]

The deer skull is a pop culture thing

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

In actual like lore it’s a emancipated looking person

[hazy kestrel]

But also because it would be unprofessional I think

[gloomy tartan]

All disfigured from lookingnstRved

[ancient tinsel]

But on the other side

That could be your future wife

[gloomy tartan]

No matter what they look starved like a corpse iirc

[hazy kestrel]

Meh. If they’re interested, they’ll make a move.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not a expert on Native American lore

But I believe the deer skull thin is not cannon

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

Just a cool image people came up with to add onto it

Make it “cooler”

Until Dawn had more “cannon” looking wendigo

Like corpses starving

[ancient tinsel]

I just watched that movie finally.

[lethal solstice]

Nobody can spell canon

[ancient tinsel]

Until Dawn.

[gloomy tartan]

We canonot

[ancient tinsel]

Blood explosion simulator 3000.

[timber elk]

is staring at a window with silent hill 2 music playing

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Billy

[ancient tinsel]

Hi Chris

[gloomy tartan]

If you found a leprechaun and he had a twisted ankle

And like gold

In a chest

Would you like help him out or would you punt him like a football and take his gold

[ancient tinsel]

Oh, the gold is already there with him?

[gloomy tartan]

Stabs you with the silent hill remake healing syringe full or brown liquid

[ancient tinsel]

So I don't have to hold him hostage for it?

[gloomy tartan]

He’s on the ground with a twisted ankle with his gold chest and he’s clutching it with one hand and his ankle wit the other

[timber elk]

is suddenly in silent hill 2 higher quality content mode. Still depressed

[ancient tinsel]

Oh.

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s not tiny sized the chest it’s a respectable size

It’s open with the gold bars visible

Or coins I guess

Let’s say it’s atleast the size of a mini fridge the chest

[ancient tinsel]

Realistically, I'd probably ask if he needs help with a splint.

For the ankle.

[gloomy tartan]

Like the leprechaun survived a coyote attack or something and his ankle twisted

That’s nice of you

You would avoid starting a leprechaun war

[ancient tinsel]

Leprechauns are very covetous creatures.

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of people would crush it with a rock repercussions be damned for the gold

[ancient tinsel]

You don't mess with abhumans.

[jaunty path]

think I took too much edible

[gloomy tartan]

Missus

[jaunty path]

I am

baked

[gloomy tartan]

What about you

[jaunty path]

beyond comprehension

[gloomy tartan]

Missus would you kick the lepercaun

Or would you help it with its twisted ankle

[jaunty path]

Of course I would I hate those short fucks hoarding their gold

[ancient tinsel]

Missus is always eating edibles when I'm online lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Would you take his gold

[jaunty path]

chris i gotta

sned you

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine missus with lepercaun gold she wouel be balling

[ancient tinsel]

Missus would probably steal the gold and start an edibles empire

[jaunty path]

this video ive been laughing at in my head for the past 10 minutes

[gloomy tartan]

Okay based

[delicate vapor]

i never told anyone this but I may or may not have taken 400mg on accident

[gloomy tartan]

Is putting a lepercaun inside of a microwave a war crime

[delicate vapor]

im 60kg

[acoustic pebble]

My doggies are so cute

The way they growl is amazing

[gloomy tartan]

I need to know like

Now

[simple cliff]

Salty Harlz Rant Time.
The argument people are hitting with me is basically that a plasma gun will always be better when you have players that can take advantage of every opportunity. HOWEVER! Slams palms down and loudly shout's 'objection' like a cringelord.

1. There is no such thing as a player that will take advantage of every opportunity.
2. The plasma gun has obvious downsides compared to other weapons. Heat management, ammo consumption, time between shots, and it lacks some of the blessings/options that other weapons have.
3. THIS IS A ASSUMPTION! You can not make a proper statement as if it is a fact based on the idea that you believe anyone who does better with another gun over plasma was just using the plasma gun wrong. You have no way to prove it.
4. Teammates are a thing. The Plasma gun is very team unfriendly due to the ammo it eats up. If you got a gun lugger with you or a ranged vet then you're competing for ammo.
5. Yes, I am aware that plasma is often used with melee vet builds as a backup. But there are other options that people have done better with and furthmore saying that 'melee+leader+plasma' is the best build cannot be a fact because there are players that outperform it with other builds.

OK, I got that off my chest. I feel better.

[ancient tinsel]

[delicate vapor]

[simple cliff]

If this was the helldivers 2 discord. They'd be making fun of me 'wall of text' and not realizing how dumb saying TLDR for 6-8 sentences makes them look.

[jaunty path]

its like a twitch chat message

[ancient tinsel]

Well. It's not so much that. But Discord does prioritize for short-form conversations. It's more that you break from that convention than it being "lengthy" text.

[simple cliff]

"Holy wall of text/Too long didn't read."
Brother, just admit you read at 4th grade level.

[simple cliff]

I think it's because in twitch, smaller chat boxes make not a lot of text look like a lot more.

A paragraph in twitch looks fucking huge.

[hazy kestrel]

Say hello to Phillipe.

[simple cliff]

So yeah, I guess if someone is on their phone right now. It is a wall of text.

[ancient tinsel]

I stopped streaming Twitch after I found out that a portion of their revenue gets donated toward pro-Israeli PACs that basically fund genocide.

[simple cliff]

Also. I often argue for the love of the game. When someone says a really dumb thing. I want to see how they'll defend it. I am just too curious. I want to know how people think.

Do not be like me. It's not healthy.

[ancient tinsel]

Be like me. Eat Chinese pancakes late at night. With Lao Gan Ma chili oil on top of them.

It's also not healthy.

But, fuck it.

[rain idol]

I find that I learn important things about other cultures to ragebait better such as slang accents history niche shit about root words

[simple cliff]

I got flamed out when I said I donate to Ironmouse's IDF charities. The Immune Deficiency Foundation.

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah, the IDF doesn't need another charity. They already have one. It's called the US taxpayer.

[simple cliff]

I remember a long time ago reading a article about 'this is who you are arguing with on the internet'. I suddenly realized even in the most remote and niche corners of the internet, you could be arguing with a bot in China or with a dude who devotes way too much time to have a rational POV and is basically suffering from reddit mod symdrome.

[ancient tinsel]

Have you ever read the comments of Instagram reels.

That's the average American.

People don't understand how overwhelmingly idiotic everyone is here.

[simple cliff]

I remember in War Thunder people used to constantly bring out "Well I have 1000+ hours yadda yadda yadda" and then I'd respond with "You have sunk too much time into this game to not have a bias." Which would make them nerd rage. But it is also true. Certain kinds of moderators, 'super users', and other people lose the ability to make good arguments because every hill becomes the hill to die on.

[twin flower]

[ancient tinsel]

I think part of my depression in life stems from wanting to connect with people online only to quickly realize how stupid most people behind a keyboard are. And I don't really want to hang out with other tech people here in the Bay. All they care about is how much money they earn.

[simple cliff]

[ancient tinsel]

And yeah. Everyone fights over everything.

Everything is polarizing.

[modest flume]

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?

[ancient tinsel]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[hazy valley]

No fighting. Just happy. Everyone should be happy

[twin flower]

Shoot me instead

[modest flume]

[twin flower]

[candid drift]

let's fight over your belief that everyone should be happy

[delicate vapor]

we can ollliveee together

[ancient tinsel]

Let's fight over who's happiest.

[hazy valley]

Nnnno I have had too much vodka

[candid drift]

oop hope uve had a fun night

[hazy valley]

You win

I will fall over if I stand up

[ancient tinsel]

Damn. I can't remember the last time I was that drunk.

I have a bar cart and everything with whiskeys and I don't drink a sip of any of them.

[misty trench]

I don't either but I'm guessing for different reasons

[candid drift]

more for me yum

[hazy valley]

I have a terrible tolerance

[ancient tinsel]

Tequila is my Achilles heel.

I went to a seafood restaurant in SF today.

[delicate vapor]

[ancient tinsel]

Called Scoma's. Had a drink. Immediately buzzed.

[hazy valley]

And a dumb desire to match my friends drink for drink

[ancient tinsel]

My tolerance is garbage.

[hazy valley]

I have to finish this cup

[twin flower]

Drinking with the bois and they just think up of the most horrid concoction imaginable

still a good time

[misty trench]

make sure you're staying hydrated and got some food in ya

[ancient tinsel]

Last year when I went to China, I was the only American at the wedding banquet, and everyone wanted to toast with me and kept pouring drinks.

[simple cliff]

An easy to learn when to stop is a few tricks sociology taught me.

1. If you're arguing against assumptions. Stop. This is the most commmon problem you see in debates. People assuming what the other person meant by something and then rolling with it. You then waste time having to tell him that 'no, I didn't mean X when I said Y." And it's nearly impossible to escape the loop.
2. Repeating yourself. If you have to bring up the same point over and over again and it never gets properly addressed, that's a red flag. Another symptom is if they make an argument against your point, the argument doesn't work, but they continue it each time the point is brought up.
3. "Proof" that can't be proven. If I tell you that poltical party F is evil because they kidnapped endangered animals to make stew but I can't back that up at all. It's already over. You're not arguing, you're just contracticing at that point.
4. The most obvious one. If they start insulting you. Just leave.

Those are the big two when it comes to avoiding stupid internet arguments.

[simple cliff]

Oh fuck. My pizza.

[twin flower]

[simple cliff]

I forgot to order it!

[ancient tinsel]

That's when I found out about baijiu. I can basically be an alcoholic on baijiu. No hangover. No loss of memory. Just feel good drunkenness.

[simple cliff]

I WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO SOUND SMART IN DISCORD!

[twin flower]

We should get rants channel, not that I mind it tbh. I think it'll be funny to have a dedicated channel for it

[hazy valley]

Don't worry! I had chicken, rice and corn for dinner and I drank water

[ancient tinsel]

Call the rants channel #brainburst or something.

[hazy valley]

Drinking on an empty stomach is a mistake I only made once

[twin flower]

Genius!

[ancient tinsel]

People just go there to vent shriek.

[misty trench]

I can guarantee you it'd result in so many bans from unhinged shit that people will inevitably put in there

[simple cliff]

I like to confuse the shit out of people in the gen chat. They come in and one day I am whining about terrible teammates, netters, or that poxwalker that always teleports behind you when you're low on HP and using the medicare station.

Other times they teleport in to me talking about my social and psych experience and going into detail about how human arguments and logic work.

[ancient tinsel]

The last ban I witnessed was the guy telling everyone he was jerkin the gerkin in this channel

[twin flower]

They'll all be in one place, easy work

[delicate vapor]

I mean

yeah

[twin flower]

fr? lmao

[stark bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/735588196410196071

got you

[simple cliff]

I am amazed I have survived.

[fallen tree]

besides bots, i think the last ban i saw was korean bart

[twin flower]

I dun goofed

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah. His name was Marin. He kept repeating to everyone "oh man, I'm so close, i'm gonna nut".

[modest flume]

What an idiot, he was jerkin his gerkin instead of shucking his gerkin (Gerkin Shuck from DRG, you get it?)

[simple cliff]

At one point I was super drunk and outright challenging the mods. But I think I was too stupid to actually say anything ban worthy while drunk.

[modest flume]

Oh I remember that idiot

[warm gyro]

he got banned?

[simple cliff]

Also, I don't know if it was this server or Helldivers 2.

[fallen tree]

a while ago now yeah

[ancient tinsel]

He got banned.

[modest flume]

I believe this is a Gerkin Shuck!

[misty trench]

oh right lmao yeah

that was an odd one

[simple cliff]

I left the helldivers 2 server but man. What a great place to find awful arguments.

[warm gyro]

its been a while since i stepped foot in here

why he get ban

[fallen tree]

he was ranting about china too hard or something

[warm gyro]

yeah that tracks

[gaunt wind]

Yanking your pizzle is strictly prohibited

[misty trench]

no he was literally talking about how he was jerking off in chat

[twin flower]

Lmao

[simple cliff]

I can't go back though. THat game felt like a abusive relationship. At least Darktide is consistent for the most part. Yeah, I hate things, but they tend to happen the same way every time with 'wtf moments' being lag. Helldivers 2 felt like the game was gaslighting me.
I am running out of ways to get the topic off the jorkin.

[misty trench]

he had no prior chat history to this either, he joined and started with that

[delicate vapor]

crazy first words

[ancient tinsel]

Way to introduce yourself

[gaunt wind]

First impressions matter

[ancient tinsel]

"Hello, I'M GONNA NUT"

[twin flower]

Wild first impression

Crazy

[delicate vapor]

insert peter griffin saying "who the hell starts a conversation like that"

[hazy valley]

It'd be like baiting a hook to catch fish!! YOINK there's another Black Templar pfp!!!

[warm gyro]

arrowhead delivers constant empty promises and does nothing

its an abusive relationship

[delicate vapor]

or one from the astartes animation

[gaunt wind]

Black Templar fans the most oppressed majority

[misty trench]

it's crazy how much of the ban logs we have are from black templar profiles

[stark bobcat]

remember dilara's chart?

[simple cliff]

Why is it always the fucking Black Templar. Did these assholes forget that Marines Malevolent are a option?

[stark bobcat]

with all the marine pfps that got banned

[simple cliff]

Black Templar are the Kriegers of Space Marines. Boring af.

[gaunt wind]

For real go like the Minotaurs or something

[warm gyro]

black templars are fine they just attract the most insufferable fanbase

[gaunt wind]

They’re a really cool chapter with some legendary characters

[simple cliff]

"Hurr hurr, we hate everyone that isn't 100% pure. Hurr hurr we killed the sanctioned psyker for the lulz. Lol, we shit talk cadians for having purple eyes. Ogyrn's are extremely loyal as fuck and hard to corrupt without being led astray but fuck em cause abhuman."
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST! YOU ARE A 7-8 TALL GENETIC FREAK! YOU ARE AS ABHUMAN AS THE REST OF THEM! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORKING COCK AND BALLS!

[warm gyro]

they do have a working cock and balls

[simple cliff]

YOU SPIT ACID! YOU SHIT OUT TOXINS/POISONS AT COMICAL VELOCITY! YOU CAN LEARN MEMORIES BY EATING BRAINS!
I AM REVOKING YOUR RACIAL PURITY CARD!

[warm gyro]

but that's not a debate this server is ready for

[gloomy tartan]

What the

The fuck

[twin flower]

My brother was a fan, and then he met the fanbase

[jaunty path]

you are a particular SM

Harlz you're an acid spitter the moment you finish a mission

snake

[warm gyro]

i'll be completely honest, i do not really care about space marines in general

[jaunty path]

l4d2 zombie

water

[simple cliff]

If I was a Space Marine I'd be a Lamenter because the horrors persist but so do I.

[jaunty path]

How can you not they shoot thing and that thing

[gaunt wind]

Garviel Loken was a close to being in love with Mersadie as a Space Marine could be, that’s why he is the GOAT

[jaunty path]

They also kill things good

like the NightLords

[warm gyro]

blood angels and successors are kind of cool

but meh

[jaunty path]

mmm WIfelords

[warm gyro]

the only ones i give a shit about are Thousand Sons

but that's not even loyalist

[gloomy tartan]

Only the strongest will survive

The

[gaunt wind]

I’m a Dark Angels enjoyer

[gloomy tartan]

SEED

da emperors SEED

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Me when im talking about the emperors grain store

[warm gyro]

i'm tired of bolterslop

[delicate vapor]

a simple shield and power axe is all I need

and an iron halo

[fallen tree]

zinger box stimm

[obsidian wren]

Zyn stimms

Needa put me a dip stimm in real quick

[fallen tree]

salvia stimm

woahhh

[obsidian wren]

Imagine a cocaine stimm

Just pure cocaine

[gaunt wind]

Need that adderall stimm

[obsidian wren]

The perc stimm

[acoustic pebble]

Already made one

It was one of the first I made

[gaunt wind]

Hive Scum is off the perc

[acoustic pebble]

You snort the whole stimm

[acoustic pebble]

The what now?

[obsidian wren]

Perc30

[jaunty path]

ik you love soyhumanity slop

[warm gyro]

i like eldar :)

[delicate vapor]

[misty trench]

iron warriors is the only choice sorry

[jaunty path]

fem sms wouldve been good

[warm gyro]

i kind of like iron warriors

[jaunty path]

bc

fem nightlords

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/perturabo-peter-turbo-warhammer-40k-warhammer-iron-warriors-gif-15236683864175658784

[jaunty path]

[stark bobcat]

Mods, he is abusing his imbed powers

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[thick coyote]

Jump Him🗣️

[jaunty path]

Abbolish Aquilathehun

[gloomy tartan]

I like Cadia

❤️

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/corruption-is-not-bad-meme-meme-corruption-is-only-bad-if-im-not-involved-corruption-meme-dictator-meme-gif-14538211130605834739

[jaunty path]

How

its gone

dumb bitch

[gloomy tartan]

So

wtf

Mia Angelou is gone

People still love her

[simple cliff]

I love when people respond with "?" as if that means anything.

[gloomy tartan]

Tupac gone people still love him

[thick coyote]

He's honest
Already won my vote

[jaunty path]

?

[gloomy tartan]

Jesus gone people still love him

Shit I’m dropping bars now

Someone hold me back

[misty trench]

Cadia isn't gone anyway, I got some cadia in my lungs because I worked in a poorly ventilated workshop

[simple cliff]

Hmmmm, it doesn't quite hit the same. I need to say something extremely fucking obvious and explained for the '?' to produce the funny.

[gloomy tartan]

Technically I have cadian minerals inside me

[jaunty path]

harlz I sometimes think about heinz ketchup when I see your name

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians might not transfer the purple eyes but we can transfer our minerals

[simple cliff]

I am telling you. They weld the planet back together and make it into the world's largest space station fortress bastion thingy!

[jaunty path]

like

Harlz ketchup

[gloomy tartan]

They use the fragments of cadia to make a mech

A big planet mech

[simple cliff]

My IRL name is Harley. I don't roll my R's very well. (FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT!)
That is where it is from.

[delicate vapor]

You will love them

[gloomy tartan]

I think they did a mech using the moon in regular show

[jaunty path]

whold tf on.

[delicate vapor]

Just ignore the other thing they did to get more marines

[gloomy tartan]

The big goose mech

[jaunty path]

Harley Homestuck?

:O

You're

Harley Homestuck?

[simple cliff]

...At least it's not a Harley Quinn joke. I'll take it.

[gloomy tartan]

I feel bad for moms in any grim dark universe

Just have a billion kids

Most of them explode

[simple cliff]

Or Harley Davidson when I must then burst their sad bubble and tell them it's Harley and Davidson. Two dudes.

[gloomy tartan]

Half are evil

Like that’s some bullshit

[jaunty path]

You could be two dudes

Nothing stoping you

[simple cliff]

The world is not ready for that. We were hardly ready for it in Tropical Thunder and that was like... four dudes.

[gloomy tartan]

Two dudes ontop of each others shoulders disguised as a twink

Two Harley and Davidson motorcycle riding dudes

With the giant gray beards

[misty trench]

3D print it back together

[gloomy tartan]

Does anyone even wear trench coats anymore

[jaunty path]

You ever think about how close we are to a future where we got robo strippers

[gloomy tartan]

If they can weld soldier boys shield togetehr we can fix cadia

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

People will complain it’s not a fudge bot

[simple cliff]

They're sort of heavy. Long Coats became more popular. Which are the same thing but with less weight.

[jaunty path]

Think about all dem freaks who'd kill to do some of those goddamn robots

[gloomy tartan]

How long someone makes a real until mr fisto

The robot from new Vegas

Looks like a retro robot

Fists

[simple cliff]

However. As a sailor and someone who livedi n Colorado. I saw Trench Coats quite often. They're very popular for certain kinds of climates.

[gloomy tartan]

Makes sense I’m in Cali

[jaunty path]

More time than it'll take for someone who wants toy chica

[gloomy tartan]

I have so many fuckint Tuff jackets

[jaunty path]

[simple cliff]

I still see them quite often. A lot of our foul weather gear is basically a Trenchcoat.

[gloomy tartan]

But the weather

Not good for it

Unless I go out late as fuck all

Not great for wearing pimp ass jackets

[gloomy tartan]

I mean that’s just a anamatronic

People can buy that now

[midnight stream]

What does the penetration stat on guns do?

[gloomy tartan]

Some rich guy could buy the one from the movie

[gloomy tartan]

Makes it penetrate

[midnight stream]

Is that how well it'll go through multiple enemies or armour pen

[delicate vapor]

Penetrate the enemy

[gloomy tartan]

Shit goodn question

[jaunty path]

Not animated like the chinese robos bro

[midnight stream]

Ty sah

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it was ability to go thru multiple enemies

Missus

Your a smart woman

What does it mean

[jaunty path]

BABABABABABBABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABBAABBABABABABABABABABABABAAB

[midnight stream]

Isn't missus baked rn

[gloomy tartan]

Penetration on guns

No she’s drunk

On wine

[midnight stream]

Oh mb

[jaunty path]

How good it can make holes in guys

[gloomy tartan]

Just like women are ment to be

Drunk on wine

[jaunty path]

Im on weed

[gloomy tartan]

And men should be drunk on rum

[jaunty path]

not wine

[gloomy tartan]

Really

[visual vortex]

Watching she-hulk

[jaunty path]

the wine here is koolaid fine

[visual vortex]

At 40 years old

[gloomy tartan]

Why tf you so hyper

[jaunty path]

that my bitchass dad drink

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

she hulk would be hotter if she looked like a ork

[midnight stream]

Mac do you know what the penetration stat does?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys want to drink whiskey until we can’t walk and play sonic the hedge hog on the sega genesis

[jaunty path]

she hulk is a skinny fem twink

thats wrong

[gloomy tartan]

What

She hulk is buff as shit lmao

[jaunty path]

not as hulk

she skinny asf

and

[midnight stream]

Hulk is strongest there is

[delicate vapor]

Gimme some for this single piece of 600mg edible

[stark bobcat]

compare hulk and her, is what she is saying

[gloomy tartan]

She’s buff compared to normal guys

[twin flower]

How much dmg your weapon deals to armored enemies if I remember right

[midnight stream]

You can't compare

[gloomy tartan]

Liek she’s more buff than captain America

Or the punisher

[jaunty path]

hulk had bigger muscle mass

she hulk

doesnt have same

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but it’s different

Duh

Stupid

[jaunty path]

no

[delicate vapor]

I’m all for it

[jaunty path]

its

[gloomy tartan]

Do you not know how she became she hulk

You dumb ass

[jaunty path]

stupid losers

[gloomy tartan]

She got a blood transfusion bro

[jaunty path]

a

[gloomy tartan]

Hulk got a full gamma dozen

Dose

Remmeber

[jaunty path]

a

[gloomy tartan]

How hulk was made

He got massive gamma dose

[twin flower]

Wuz happening

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why hulks like its own persona

[delicate vapor]

Take your time

[gloomy tartan]

Dumb ass lol

She hulk was just a blood transition

Jenn got hurt

[midnight stream]

They're arguing abt hulks

[gloomy tartan]

She got blood from Bruce

The hulk blood made her part hulk

[jaunty path]

why doesnt she hulk in lego marvel look like hulk in same game

[twin flower]

I heard the show was kinda trash tho

[gloomy tartan]

Less gamma radiation

[gloomy tartan]

I mean depends if you like marvel shows or not

[jaunty path]

answer da question

[delicate vapor]

Seeing Megan thee stallion in it was something

[midnight stream]

Let em cook

[gloomy tartan]

But yeah Jenn was given less gamma radiation she only recieved a blood transfusion

Hulk got the massive dose

[midnight stream]

Chris answer the question

[gloomy tartan]

Also she red hulk looks the same

She’s not as wide as red hulk

[twin flower]

Well, the Marvels didnt fair well i dont think

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know

The Lego shot

Shit

Idk

I just know she hulk is tall as shit

She made the human torch and Spider-Man look like twinks

[midnight stream]

Didn't you play the Lego marvel games?

[gloomy tartan]

Not the marvel ones

I played Indiana jones

Star Wars

[jaunty path]

top 10 people who wants to make out with venom

[midnight stream]

Tsk

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

She hulk

She be fuckin

A lot

Her and iron man

Some HOES

they the top two people who he fukin

[delicate vapor]

Only two normal people in marvel from what I’ve seen are Spider man and somehow frank castle

[gloomy tartan]

In marvel

There’s a reality where she hulk tapped poor Spider-Man

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Along with Mis Marvel

The blonde super man one

Not the Kamala khan one

Women all love Spider-Man

But his life allways sucks

[midnight stream]

Ty

[gloomy tartan]

I think iirc Luke cages wife was super into Spider-Man in one comic

It’s hilarious as shit luke cages is like WHAT DA FUK

even women in wakanda loved Spider-Man

[jaunty path]

she hulk twerk fart mp4

[simple cliff]

I hate Wakanda as a nation. I hate it.

[gloomy tartan]

Why lmao

[jaunty path]

Co-Signed, by a black person.

[trail bramble]

Johnny Storm tried to date shehulk in 616

[simple cliff]

It has nothing to do with its demographics or location. I hate nations that are: "We got this super cool resource that no one else has and lets us do all these amazing things. WHY IS THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT IS STRUGGLING WITH RESOURCES SO UNCIVILIZED!?"

[gloomy tartan]

The only twink strong giant women in marvel like is Spider-Man

Never forget when black cat basically told Spider-Man she didn’t wanna bang him she was into banging Spider-Man lmao

[midnight stream]

What's the point of having stuff if you can't flex on the people that don't have it

[gloomy tartan]

YOUR A NERD? EWWW

type of energy

[midnight stream]

Think this was retconned

[gloomy tartan]

It was still hilarious lmao

History’s funny

[delicate vapor]

Didn’t Johnny storm once try to date a genetic clone of spider man

Jessica drew

[gloomy tartan]

I remember when Mary Jane dissapeared in a space portal and came back but it wasn’t her it was a fucking a hydro man clone who looked like Mary Jane

And she melted

[simple cliff]

Congrats, you got lucky as fuck that a space rock landed in your country and allowed you isolate yourself from the world with almost no consequences. Stop acting like every other nation on the planet is beneath you. "Oh my god! THEY FIGHT WARS!?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU CAN CASUALLY CURE A BROKEN SPINE WITH YOUR STUPID ROCK! YOU DIDN'T HELP SHIT! YOU JUST SAT THERE WITH YOUR COOL SPACE ROCK AND DIDN'T SHIT WHILE THE WORLD GOT FUCKED AROUND YOU BECAUSE YOU ALREADY GOT YOURS! FUCK YOU!

[trail bramble]

Jessica drew gets around yeah

[midnight stream]

Genuinely what is the point of adding this 😭

[gloomy tartan]

The best comic history ever was Spider-Man and the avengers in the savage land

[delicate vapor]

Fair

[midnight stream]

They just making shit happen to give him trauma

[gloomy tartan]

It was the fox Spider-Man anklets show

Same one where Spider-Man gets venom and tweaks the fuck out on shocker

[simple cliff]

They even go as far to get pissy if anyone manages to get the fancy space rock metal that isn't them. Even if it didn't come from their area. They legit act like they have a patent on that shit!

[midnight stream]

LOL

[gloomy tartan]

ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH SHOCKER

SHOCKERRRRRRR

it’s the greatest shit ever look it up on YouTube

[midnight stream]

I've seen it

[gloomy tartan]

Shocker is running for his fucking LIFE

man is in FEAR

although

It showed something

[midnight stream]

The bisexual oven mitt being chased by spiderman

[gloomy tartan]

Shockers actually a good match up for venom

[simple cliff]

It also bothers me when aliens do this bullshit. **"We are teh superior beings. We look down upon you cause you make war, pollution and poverty. Humanity sucks."

...Show me your fucking history books! I WANT TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING BEFORE YOU INVENTED UTOPIA WITH ALL THIS COOL TECH YOU HAVE! SHOW ME THE HISTORY BOOKS MOTHERFUCKER!

[gloomy tartan]

Shocker is ALL SHOCKWAVE ATTACKS

I’m pretty sure it affects venom same way sound waves does lmao

[midnight stream]

Shocker is just powerful in general

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just scary getting attacked by black suit Spider-Man

[gloomy tartan]

He’s limited by himself

He doesn’t want to be a insane op god tier enemy

[trail bramble]

the only ones who can do this are Vulcans and even they had a war with the romulans

[gloomy tartan]

Just needs the money

[midnight stream]

He's just Tryna make ends meet

[gloomy tartan]

Has unique as fuck tech

Liek bro your tech could get you rich too

It’s understandable

Crazy tech but can’t get money

[midnight stream]

Ye he dumb as hell in that regard

[gloomy tartan]

It makes sense if he couldn’t get a chance to really market it

[simple cliff]

The aliens in "The Day The Earth Stood Still" were morons. You show up without any warning during a time where a lot of scary shit is happening and explain NOTHING. You did zero research on us. You act all mysterious and weird. Then get pissy when humanity acts a way that would have been very easy to predict. Dumbasses.

[trail bramble]

shocker was Ms. Marvel's (kamala) nemesis for a while and he was pretty good in that role

[gloomy tartan]

I think they brought it up before even in the Spider-Man game

Like Spider-Man mentions that shockers tech is really unique

But shockers a really short sighted goon

[delicate vapor]

[midnight stream]

Yuh

[gloomy tartan]

He’s got intelligence but not really thinking about being some famous engineer

[simple cliff]

Remake was even worse. How the fuck you going to claim to be environmentalist and then wipe out a entire native fucking species.

[gloomy tartan]

Even if you have crazy tech you can be shit on by corporations

Who wouldnt use their tech to start doing a super suit

[jaunty path]

dianetics

[gloomy tartan]

Also shocker ain’t a freak ass mustn’t

Like rhino

Or hydro man

Or sand man

[timber elk]

Fly me to the moon!🎶🎶🎶

[gloomy tartan]

Or electro lmao

Or the lizard

Shockers just a bro who pulls heists with his suit

[trail bramble]

electro is also a guy in a suit in the comics though

[gloomy tartan]

I think he gets powers eventually no?

I’m used to electro with electric powers

[jaunty path]

bopbopbopo

[simple cliff]

HUMANS ARE NATIVE, WE DIDN'T FUCKING COME FROM SPACE AND START TERAFORMING! YEAH, WE SUCK AT KEEPING OUR PLANET HEALTHY BUT IT'S OUR PLANET! This is like if I want to Florida and wiped out the gators because they were eating too many dogs. THEY WERE THERE FIRST!

[gloomy tartan]

Shocker is a human without his gauntlets

[simple cliff]

[trail bramble]

I think it's one of those things that writers flip flop on

[timber elk]

Let me see see what the stars are like🎶🎶

[ancient tinsel]

I know people eat gator

Oka

[delicate vapor]

Yup, pit roast the lamb

[ancient tinsel]

But yesterday

[jaunty path]

not according to dianetics

read more dianetics

[ancient tinsel]

Yesterday I went to a German beer garden here that served me a bratwurst made of rattlesnake and pheasant

[timber elk]

Baby let’s see what the stars are like oooon Jupiter and mars🎶🎶🎶

[ebon bone]

its my day today

[delicate vapor]

[midnight stream]

How was it

[jaunty path]

babab BABABABABABABAB

[timber elk]

In other words. Fly me tooo the moooon🎶🎶🎶

[fallen tree]

missed a few lines , good song tho

[gloomy tartan]

Hey missus

What if like

[simple cliff]

Star Trek at least did it properly with the Vulcans admitting their own past sucked and that their lack of emotions can sometimes be a flaw instead of a benefit. But I swear to fucking god there are way too many writers that think having some aliens show up and tell humans all the reasons they suck is 'good writing'.

WE KNOW WE SUCK! We didn't just decide to make life like this! You're looking at thousands of years of hard times and what-not! SLICED BREAD IS A NEW INVENTION! FRIDGES ARE NEW! IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO THAT A BAD WINTER COULD JUST SAY 'FUCK YOU, DIE' AND YOU'D DIE!

[timber elk]

throws the microphone at him

[gloomy tartan]

We got tiny robots

But like

[fallen tree]

eats it

[gloomy tartan]

They look like famous people

[jaunty path]

what are we doing w those

[timber elk]

YOU BINT!

[gloomy tartan]

Like missus what if you got a tiny robot of like

Walt Disney

[timber elk]

GIBE ME MY MIC BACK

[ancient tinsel]

It was so good

[gloomy tartan]

With a cig

[ancient tinsel]

I'm gonna go back tomorrow

And try another brat

[gloomy tartan]

He does what you want

[fallen tree]

mm crunchy. spicy. ill buy u a new one

[ancient tinsel]

They had one made of gator

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like the size of a GI-Joe

[ancient tinsel]

And another of ostrich

[gloomy tartan]

You can make him do a dance

[jaunty path]

He's probably say "Hey whys this fucking ___ here" when he sees me

[gloomy tartan]

Bring you beer

[midnight stream]

What's the beer like

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want someone else

It doesn’t have to be Walt

Come one it can be anyone

[jaunty path]

Piss that makes you dizzy

[ancient tinsel]

The beer is great! Selection of local stuff, so mostly west coast IPAs, but they have imported German stuff.

I had a nice kolsch.

[delicate vapor]

Missed a few lines KILL

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want it to be someone else missus

[simple cliff]

At least in 40k. Everyone fucking sucks. Even the Eldar who had it all managed to fuck a chaos god into existence. Humanity was doing great until we made the machines too smart. Even the machines were dumb as fuck. "Hey, I am sapient... going to murder everyone instead of explaining shit and hoping maybe I get rights!"

[gloomy tartan]

It can be jack black

[midnight stream]

Did you go there too?

[gloomy tartan]

Would you preffer that

Or Kanye

[jaunty path]

no

im high

[gloomy tartan]

What about Stalin

[simple cliff]

The more I read about Dianetics, the less sense it makes. WTF is this?

[gloomy tartan]

Would you like a little robot Stalin

[midnight stream]

Ye that makes sense

[simple cliff]

We might need the robot Stalin soon if Mech-Hitler isn't balanced out soon.

[jaunty path]

Text only the highest ranking scientologist can read

[gloomy tartan]

No harlz it’s a toy

A little buddy

[midnight stream]

🔥

[gloomy tartan]

Like tickle me Elmo

It’s like a little homunculus slave

[twin flower]

leave Elmo alone

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s a tiny robot

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Mac who would you want

[delicate vapor]

Elmo’s world

[gloomy tartan]

A tiny Andrew Jackson?

[jaunty path]

lalalalla

lallalla

ala

[delicate vapor]

And cheese

[simple cliff]

Does he say catchphrases? The little robot Stalin?

[jaunty path]

elmos world (elmos world!)

[gloomy tartan]

Have him beat gophers with a tiny cane ?

[twin flower]

whos Andrew Jackson

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a AI

Based on the character

It learns

[gloomy tartan]

Based president

[obtuse oak]

elmo's song 🎵 🗣️ 🎹

[gloomy tartan]

I think he did the trail of tears tho I forget

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gif-21785724

[simple cliff]

Ew.

[gloomy tartan]

He beat an assassin to death who tried to shoot him

With a cane

He participated in so many duels and killed so many people

[jaunty path]

aaaaaaaa

[gloomy tartan]

Andrew Jackson was a fucking demon

[jaunty path]

elmo

[delicate vapor]

lala

[ripe tangle]

he also eliminated the National Debt

[simple cliff]

Product of the times is a myth.

[gloomy tartan]

Would it be better if it was limited in catch phrases then?

[simple cliff]

It was as evil then as it was now. People were just shittier.

[ripe tangle]

and lead the US during the War of 1812

[obtuse oak]

yeah he was tremendously awful to the native americans.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not based

[ripe tangle]

Yeah he was a genocider

[gloomy tartan]

But the killing as assassins thing was

He was real good at dueling

[jaunty path]

baba

[gloomy tartan]

And killing people

Can’t deny that

[obtuse oak]

whether or not that is based is also up for debate

[gloomy tartan]

Being a good person/ president tho

I ment just the killing your assassin part was based

[jaunty path]

bluey

[gloomy tartan]

He was in way too many duels

[jaunty path]

blueeey

[simple cliff]

"It was a product of the times."
Got it, so the people during those times were just shitty people.
"No! No! No! Not like that!"
BASIC MORALS AND ETHICS DO NOT CHANGE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T INVENTED TOILET PAPER YET!

[gloomy tartan]

Like way too many duels

He liked killing people in duels

[ripe tangle]

during his inaugeration he also hosted a party that apparently caused a riot in Washington that was so rowdy it burned like half the city down and his own bodyguards had to sneak him away because he was instigating it

[gloomy tartan]

WAY TOOO MUCH

[obtuse oak]

hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

WHAT

He was instigating THAT EARLY

[ripe tangle]

the riot was caused by him… having a drunken party

yes

[jaunty path]

aaaaaaaaaa

[gloomy tartan]

He barely became president ehat the fuck shot

[ripe tangle]

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

He instigated duels and a party that burned the city

[simple cliff]

John Brown wasn't ahead of the times. He was just willing to die for basic ass ethics and morals.

[ripe tangle]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

He’s literally just Charles Bronson

[twin flower]

AHHHH

[gloomy tartan]

Just instigating so he can do crime

What the fuck

[ripe tangle]

a lot of abolitionists in his day agreed with him heavily but were opposed to his violence, his response was basically that violence can only be met with violence and that slaves could never be freed without shed blood… he wasn’t wrong tbf

[obtuse oak]

this is a kind of revisionism that assumes that the entirety of humanity was shitty people because war, pillaging, enslavement, capital punishment, etc. were commonplace. you can say that the human cultures and civilizations were less enlightened than our current one and that we have the right of it with our condemnation of such practices and i'd agree, but humans are a product of their environment, and if the society you grow up in doesnt condemn any of these things then it is only natural that your brain and your morals adjust. it took thousands of years for certain parts of humanity to grow out of these things for a reason and it's not because we are born with superior brains. "they were shitty people" is a bit reductive.

[ripe tangle]

John Brown was also extremely religious

[simple cliff]

"I am opposed to slavery but won't condone violence."
Yeah, brother, there are currently hundreds of people being killed, abused, beaten, and tortured because of said slavery. What they actually mean was, they're too scared to put their lives on the line.

[twin flower]

[simple cliff]

Nah, it's true. The enviroment created shitty people. But they were still shitty people.

[twin flower]

Is this what its like learning about american presidents

[jaunty path]

I did so much good work today :3

lalallal

[ripe tangle]

Yeah pretty much, and this sentiment is found all throughout history when anyone acts radical or revolutionary

[simple cliff]

Empathy isn't fucking hard. It's not hard to look at something and be like 'damn, I don't want that happening to me so I won't do it them."

[twin flower]

Good job

[jaunty path]

I cooked and I wrote, cooking saves money!

I am so proud!!

yaaay

[twin flower]

👏

[timber elk]

Okay guys

Wish me like

[obtuse oak]

hmmm that's not really how it works either. dehumanization is a powerful drug. it is hard to empathize with someone if you have been conditioned from birth to see them as unworthy or less than human. it isn't difficult to accept the enslavement of a conquered tribe if you believe you have the divine mandate to do so.

[timber elk]

I’m gonna play insurgency sandstorm

[jaunty path]

John Brown killed racists. by modern day standards he is a woke serial murderer leftist

[twin flower]

May you die to a stray bullet each time

[timber elk]

Missus

[ripe tangle]

Every time I cook, I somehow cook enough to feed an army and my nephew somehow eats all of it

[sleek harness]

I wish you something not related to food

[simple cliff]

You're describing shitty people making shitty people. The end result is the same. You got assholes.

[delicate vapor]

same here

[ripe tangle]

I think he may have a black hole in his stomach

[obsidian wren]

I just had to watch an ogryn beef the EASIEST revive you could ever pull

And i was the one down

[simple cliff]

Society was worse back then and tolerated/allowed worse things.

[jaunty path]

....What did you just say?

https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU

[ripe tangle]

BRASIL!

[sleek harness]

What

Not what I am called

Hag

[simple cliff]

If you put me back in time I wouldn't suddenly be like 'oh, the times say I can do these things to people so it's okay.' I'd just be REALLY MAD knowing I am now in a society full of assholes.

[ripe tangle]

Rat of Unusual Size!

[timber elk]

I said I’m gonna play insurgencey sandstorm- oh fuck off

[sleek harness]

Not what I am called still

[obtuse oak]

i think you need to learn more about the gigantic differences in culture between us, now, and humans throughout basically the entirety of (pre-)history, and how that psychologically affects the malleable human mind, before you simplistically condemn them all as "shitty people". they were people just like you and I. humans haven't changed on a fundamental level between now and ten thousand years ago. we're the same animals.

[sleek harness]

Hag of 30000 years

[ripe tangle]

Fatty Rat!

[timber elk]

throws a hamburger in missus direction

[sleek harness]

No

Try again

[simple cliff]

I did learn. Those cultures sucked ass. Glad they're gone.

Fuck those cultures.

[jaunty path]

white man owning black man were normal. god endorsed it in their understanding

[sleek harness]

What

[jaunty path]

oopsys did I get tos

[ripe tangle]

Fatass Ratass

Meth Addict!

[jaunty path]

Meth Addition!

[twin flower]

Are we flaming da ratman

[ripe tangle]

yea

[sleek harness]

I am going to extort every single one of your organs

While you are still alive

[astral basin]

“Fatass Ratass”
Followed by “meth addict”

[simple cliff]

We've become too sensitive. It's not 'rude' to say the culture that allowed slavery sucked ass. It did. It's not rude to say a culture that allows cruel things to happen is bad, it is.

[sleek harness]

I am neither

[obtuse oak]

of course the reality is that a huge subset of people is consistently shitty and civilizations always cycle between periods of regressivism under shitty people leadership and progress under nicer people leadership, like a big pendulum swinging back and forth, which has, over time, slowly inched its way to our current way of life with an understanding of equality for all -- but even that is constantly under attack.

[simple cliff]

Culture is made by humanity. We made it. We can change it, end it, make new culture. We can do these things.

[jaunty path]

humans can have bad cultures

but im too high to say anything meaningful ngl

[ripe tangle]

Harlz, tbh I can’t think of any culture in human history that wasn’t shitty to at least SOMEONE

[simple cliff]

So when people tell me 'that's their culture' my response isn't "oh, I understand." It's "FUCK THAT PART OF THEIR CULTURE!"

[obsidian wren]

Petition to eviscerate every player that uses the stimm frame

[obtuse oak]

cultures being barbaric is a bad thing and that's why we have a different culture now that i wholeheartedly support. but that's not what you were saying, though.

[ripe tangle]

but Skaven, I have no organs.

I’m just a head on a jar

[obtuse oak]

you were saying that the people were shitty. as if they were somehow innately different, born as inferior beings, as opposed to us who are somehow innately better? but that isn't the case.

[ripe tangle]

with no brain

[obsidian wren]

o n a j a r

[simple cliff]

OBviously. We suck. We're still working on it.
My point is. Admit it. Own up to it. Say it sucks. Don't try to be PC about it or whatever the term is. If a culture has a problem. Admit its a problem. There are cultures out there that normalize beating their wives. If I met someone from that culture, I wouldn't 'respect' his culture I'd tell him that part of his culture sucks ass and if I see him doing it I am going to beat his ass!

[astral basin]

There is a large subset of people that operates on greed
An even larger amount operates on complacency or sheer convenience of situation
One persons shame should not be eulogous of the deeds of the species

[sleek harness]

Eyes is a organ

[ripe tangle]

did I stutter?

I’m not in it, I’m on top of it.

it’s a fucked up balancing act my neck is doing

[obtuse oak]

we have the benefit of hundreds of years of enlightenment and a strong education system and a democratic tradition which other people had to fight VERY hard for that informs our worldview. things that seem 'easy' or 'obvious' are only easy and obvious TO US because we have this background.

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew Abadon the Lord of The Warp got a hold of your head and made it alive

[simple cliff]

"You beat up these people in your culture? AWESOME! In my culture we beat up people that do that!"

[ripe tangle]

and because the people of the very Era they’re saying is full of assholes literally sacrificed everything including their lives to bring into fruition.

[rain idol]

Head on a rotisserie but you’re immortal so it’s minorly inconvenient

[ripe tangle]

and our modern times are full of assholes too….

[astral basin]

The sister lied. The head still contains organs
The skin. The eyes. The muscles.

[simple cliff]

Those sacerfices had nothing to do with them being assholes. I admire the work and progress of ancient civilizations while also looking at the ugly part and saying: "Yup. Fuck that part and the people that supported that part."

I can admire a painting but still look at a part of it and be like 'that is shit'.

[sleek harness]

Sister is 30000 years old, she had worse situations than being a alive head on top of a jar

[ripe tangle]

You make it sound like people pick and choose aspects of society…

[simple cliff]

We do.

[ripe tangle]

People generally don’t have such choices

[obtuse oak]

if you were born as a roman, it is safer to assume that you would think slavery is normal and righteous than believing that you would be appalled at the practice. you wouldn't know the things you do now about equality and would instead have been raised from birth to believe in a rigid hierarchy under the divine rule of the emperor.

[simple cliff]

Those aspects of society exist because we allow them to.

[elder oasis]

This is true, tho most of the time in casual convo when people say organ they just mean your torso goodies

[simple cliff]

In theory if every Roman suddenly said 'you know, fuck slavery!" then it'd just stop existing.

[jaunty path]

The course of humanity is like a sea. We don't choose who we are truly.

[simple cliff]

There is a high chance I would be born and raised to believe in shitty things. Because of the choices of humans before me.

[jaunty path]

Calling it a choice is so weird

[gaunt wind]

And If I was born as an Aztec I would probably think the human sacrifices make the crops grow

[simple cliff]

It is though. No one forced anyone to start slavery.

[jaunty path]

No one chooses to think abuse is normal

[gaunt wind]

Someone does

[simple cliff]

It was started by someone. No one opposed it. It was continued.

[gaunt wind]

Societies get the way they do by conscious decision maybe not by the whole but someone is making these choices

[simple cliff]

At some point, some dude decided it should be normal to beat other dudes for whatever reason. Everyone said 'sure' and then it continued.

[ripe tangle]

and it was eventually opposed and generally condemned…

[simple cliff]

Eventually.

[ripe tangle]

Society’s values change with time

[jaunty path]

abuse is generational. Getting yelled and beaten as a kid, translates into kid as adult yelling at and beating child

[sleek harness]

Humans thinks that human life matters because they are human

Quite foolish

[simple cliff]

We choose when that eventually is.

[elder oasis]

Generally condemned when its outside our field of view you mean

[obtuse oak]

This is very obviously not what happened.

[simple cliff]

The thing is, your regular person is too scared to TRULY put their life on the line. Think about it. So many people were willing to condem slavery before the civil war but how many people were actually willing to go against the norm and fight against it?

We get comfortable.

[dire kayak]

ooouguggghhh

i have returned from beyond the grave

[simple cliff]

We don't want to risk ourselves but pointing out how shitty our fellows are behaving. We don't want to risk our comfort.

[elder oasis]

Yeah the first slaves would likely not been as an institution, but as a means of using prisoners captured from conflicts that we are very apt to start

[jaunty path]

What about the choices of the people before the people you're talking about

[gaunt wind]

So if people aren’t responsible for their own societies and traditions who is?

[ripe tangle]

The abolitionist movement was actually growing rapidly throughout the country in the decades following the Civil War though…

[jaunty path]

People were you one time

[ripe tangle]

you can’t just create universal consensus out of nowhere

[obtuse oak]

wc

[ripe tangle]

movements take time to grow

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would you rather be a sword or a gun

[simple cliff]

Never said you could.

[simple cliff]

Never said they didn't.

[gloomy tartan]

Like if you could be turned into one

[gaunt wind]

Movements can be stamped down though

[delicate vapor]

why not both

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be some type of firearm or melee weapons

[warm gyro]

oh did i miss politics

[gaunt wind]

On the inside im a power sword

[gloomy tartan]

So like bi?

[gaunt wind]

Mainly philosophy

[obtuse oak]

tw

[delicate vapor]

idk

[gloomy tartan]

I would like to be a cool skinny great sword

[simple cliff]

Get the fuck out of here. THis isn't poltics. We're discussing humanity as a whole. THIS IS REAL SHIT! FOR BIG THINKERS! AND PEOPLE WITH CRIPPLING ANXIETY LIKE ME!

[delicate vapor]

get a spear and strap a gun to that

[twin flower]

Sticky rice for a snack

[gloomy tartan]

Something you could swing around

[whole bough]

if im a sword that means i get to go inside people

[delicate vapor]

why is it sticky

[obtuse oak]

m m hn xc

[gloomy tartan]

They had skinny daintier looking great swords

[jaunty path]

Your argument is "ugh, this is so horrible! why didn't people just say 'hey! thats bad! stop doing that' thats definitely not because im speaking in the present, not being bornin that time period or raised to believe so as a child!"

[ripe tangle]

would you rather have a sword that has a gun built into it, or a long gun you attach a knife to and turn into a spear?

[gloomy tartan]

Easier to manuver

[thick coyote]

I could be like a Beretta or a Benelli
Hell even a Fal

[delicate vapor]

first one

[twin flower]

has uhh.. some sweet things mixed into it

[whole bough]

speaking of benelli

[gloomy tartan]

Why not gun gauntlets and a sword

[twin flower]

and some a lil bit of sweet corn

[whole bough]

i want to buy a spas12 whenever i have money

[simple cliff]

Never said that. I said it was wrong then as it is now. I understand fully why nothing changed. I am aware that maybe civilization would not exist as it does without those horrible things.

[whole bough]

surprisingly not as expensive as itd seem

[obtuse oak]

Humans are animals. Animals practice violence. Humans didn't decide anything about violence, we did the same things our biological predecessors did for billions of years, or adapted these things to the context of at first tribal warfare (like what chimpanzees also do) and then nation warfare. It wasn't until humans thought "hey maybe we shouldn't be so violent towards each other" that any choice in the matter was made. Violent exploitation of the resources available to you is the default modus operandi of a predator, which we are. Our current beliefs are the only choice we've made -- the choice to be something different, something kinder.

[delicate vapor]

Glue

[gloomy tartan]

If I have gun bracers I can shoot while I do sword swings

[whole bough]

around ~5k but everyone acts like theyre 10k+

[warm gyro]

sounds political

[gloomy tartan]

Like bracer mounted guns

Arm guns

[gaunt wind]

I think they’re mainly saying we as a modern society can look objectively at other civilizations and say “Hey that’s bad”

[gloomy tartan]

With a gun attached to the forearm I can still use my hands

[twin flower]

consooom

[simple cliff]

Hold on. Give me a minute. I clearly need to stop with this single sentence retort shit because it's a TERRIBLE way to tell people anything.

[jaunty path]

thats okay. just dont add bad things to the rest of it

[jaunty path]

sticky white stufff

[gloomy tartan]

Ew

[simple cliff]

Lemme think of a way to write up what I am trying to say in a way that doesn't require people to scroll up and put together a bunch of sentences, some of which were said half jokingly.

[twin flower]

N-No..

[jaunty path]

it is

[gaunt wind]

Only Terminators get boltstorm gauntlets

[jaunty path]

thats what glue is

sticky white stuff

[elder oasis]

Some transitions in societies are actually almost inevitable. Like the change from feudalism to capitalism was in many places a natural progression of economic factors allowing peasants to actually gain wealth.

So it could be thought that many of the major changes in our societies are natural progressions of a sort

[twin flower]

Ahh, I thought you meant..

Nevermind

[delicate vapor]

sticky rice good with some other sweet thing like idk coconut and mango

[whole bough]

some people are violent, other people arent, thats how its always been, and it mostly comes down to caring/not caring about the suffering of others

[gloomy tartan]

Mandalorians get forearm guns

And knee guns

[gaunt wind]

Rome wasn’t built in a day type shit

[whole bough]

but now you got morals and shit

all the society crap

ykno

[jaunty path]

Call me violent the way I eat out pork fried ribs

[twin flower]

we only had the corn, buying some fruits tamarow for a fruit bowl

[gloomy tartan]

Hey you know turrets

What if your turret had a name

[delicate vapor]

Tomorrow

[gloomy tartan]

Like can I name my turret skippy

[whole bough]

still crazy to think that people believe religion is reality in this day and age

[ripe tangle]

I’m not violent… toward humans anyway, and I don’t consider Heretics and Traitors to mankind human.

[whole bough]

im not against religion dont get me wrong

[gloomy tartan]

Can we anthropomorphizes a machine gun turret

[whole bough]

but its just crazy to refuse scientific evidence

[twin flower]

the traitor child looking at you

[whole bough]

and believe in "it exists cause it does"

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

If it didn’t want to get shot it shouldnt of become a traitor

[jaunty path]

Toffee flavored caramel drops

[hazy valley]

I think humanity in 40k is important for that meme of humans saying "I am just a human. I stand against terrors beyond me. Yesterday many like me fell. Tomorrow more like me will stand. If I am so lucky I shall join them. There is no greater power twisting me to greater strength. For millenia countless like me have stood. And still we stand. Still we will stand. What is your excuse?"

I definitely misquoted

but I am drunk

I did it the best I could from memory

[obtuse oak]

(coincidentally the same thinking that has been used to justify violence throughout human history)

[candid drift]

and is unfortunately still being used

[elder oasis]

Its the bedrock of many cultures, your opinion is from a modern idea that the supernatural and natural are seperate things

[ripe tangle]

explains the undertone of the joke you must

[gaunt wind]

To be fair Traitors deserve neither pity nor mercy

[jaunty path]

Give candy

[ripe tangle]

brb

[whole bough]

not really what i was asying

[elder oasis]

Then what do you mean by religion is reality? Why are you making a distinction between them

[whole bough]

frankly my morals just boil down to:
if you dont hurt (mentally or physically) living things = good
if you hurt living things = bad

[astral basin]

Harlz you are relying way too much on the wider belief that humans will fall to empathy before survival.
Like i said, most people rely on greed to get ahead, convenience of what is happening to serve them, or sheet complacency in the hopes that their life was enough to just suffer through.

Many societies, previous or today, simply cannot operate beyond the stress of just surviving.
And even when goods are plentiful are accessible, there are still some that believe its not enough. Or some that dont know how to use those resources.

[twin flower]

So.. my uhh brother downloaded Pragmata today, I might try it after his playthru hehe

[whole bough]

i mean the people who actively refuse evidence of the world around them and think ONLY their religion is reality

objective reality i should say

[obtuse oak]

there's a lot of recent evidence that suggests that babies are born with pretty strong senses of fairness and justice

[whole bough]

for example:
science: the sky is blue because of the gas in the air and light reflecting off water
religon: sky is blue because god made it that way

[elder oasis]

You shouldnt seperate empathy and survival, as empathy is core to our survival as a species. Its not as simple as reducing survival to one thing.

A social species must cooperate but also compete to survive. Both greed and empathy play at a balance

[astral basin]

I think we just call those combat androids
But. Tediore from borderlands 2 onward

[gaunt wind]

The purity of innocence

[gloomy tartan]

I mean like a predator shoulder cannon