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I think book skitarri would confuse so many people who dont read admech novels XD
I know i was surprised by the war paint and animal motifs
I bet if they kept it a mystery and gave it super secret keywords nobody would be as hyped since the community are brainlets and got angry over hive scum
Heard there's some drama around that game?
tldr they got fucked by greedy executives
Krafton or something
And the people tried to yse chst gbt
Think it was sorted out a bit back no?
Idk im not playing it
Seatruck can fly
I dont rlly care because i prefer subnautica 1
how would you know that? o.o
Because i know i wouldnt like it
ok but how
I just really never cared for subnautica after 1
Toddlers refusing to try anything that isnt a chicken tender
for SOME reason I get more fps when using hive scum and arbiter
(Jokes aside swamp planet would be gas)
I wouldnt like below average or 2
I was literally thinking about a picky eater
LOL
well tbf below zero wasnt very good
Yeah that game sucked ass
I only watched jacksepticeye play subnautica. Never myself
Omg that sucks
basically the game has 10/10 atmosphere while youre discovering it
its a super horror game
Below zero is so mediocre ive never refunded something so fast
after you get over the horror its annoying resource gathering
Id hold 2 to such a high standard that i would be disappointed in 2
once I started knifing reapers I kinda got bored
Waiting for that Cthulu game
Which
Also i just want you guys to know the plot of below zero is Alterra telling the truth about Robin's sister's death
Returned
And her refusing and finding out her sister killed a few people and herself in a cave-in or something
A guy open mic blasting Kpop "I'm Your Bias" in Auric expeditions
Bro the game is so ass
The Mound: Omen of Cthulhu
Spoilers still
I would be impressed anyone even touched it
Most mediocre game
Also this is talked about within the first cutscene
Oh yeah i have that wishlisted
Too bad im watching BLIGHT closely
It's gonna run like ass and the novelty wear off after 20 minutes into the game or something
Oh that Medieval zombie game?
Same
I hope the devs are competent
Hang on let me find out where they're stationed
Ag
Ah
Sweden
Nvm game's dead
Of course
JAKKA 🙌
About to play some Darktide
🥹
We talked about games
Also there's a storm hitting us rn
Im sorry jakka
Wanna know a fire game with a fire soundtrack?
Dead as Disco
Darkwood?
Chrono Trigger
It is SO good
Literally got hooked on it in the EA
Haven't played that
Or that. Will check em out
FFXIV 
Theres a demo for it too
I know you have an irreplaceable taste for quality
So i trust you
Dude, the boss fights?
Try darkwood trust
I do trust
The musician does this cool thing for a wedding
That's all im gonna say because i like darkwood
And that game is very good
What country does Babybel Cheese come from?
Also in Dead as Disco, you can upload your own songs into the game. Needs to be .mp3 files
Me
😌
Im boutta put the boing boing horse in it
You can do that in the demo too and it carries over to the actual game
not in a mood for cheese 😔
The game also has Maniac in the game
<fake cheese enjoyer
and surprise Hatsune Miku
I like cheese like I like my neighbors. Melted
France iirc
😌
tower of babel cheese
🍷 🥖 🤱 🚬
Does darktide have cross progression
Damn cowabummer
i dont even know what that is
Like if you play on playstation then on pc can it be the same progress
If i got max classes on pc but i buy it on playstation
No. Best they do is clone lvls and dockets materials.
Ahh wha bout xbox
sameeee
nope
Damn cowabummer
I hate xbox
Dayumm this aint litty-titty 😞 🙏
Thats not true actually
https://youtu.be/4BJtByKWG5M @jaunty path Ukhh, based tune
Wanna know some fire tracks?
Dead as Disco ost 
Trust
It's good
The boss fights make it better
The game even has side quests to help your former band mates regain their memories
is your main char michael jackson lmao
okay thanks
Charlie Disco, but also yes
The powerup is diddling a nearby kid
And opening an amusement park
I saw that lucia
saw what?
Sometimes
Your message
I like to pretend im a god amongst ants
what message?
Sometimes ill put dead grasshoppers next to their nest
The next ill spit on them
Gotta keep them on their toes...


I should punish my servants with an ant eater next time
Nah they just a bit sad
but they havent defied you and they pray for more grasshopper carcasses
Rhinoes act like dogs
They do?
Nah they shit talk me
I know it
I just cant prove it
Damn atheist ants
I know for sure water buffalo has dog OS
But they gotta suffer for it
Yeah but they have bad eyesight and are aggressive to movement most of the time
My favorite video on the internet is seeing a rhino chase a fatass ugly hippo
Tank vs Tank
Rhinos are cooler tho
Question, important one
So they win
What's the enviroment
depends
Hippos
I dont think rhinos can even swim
All I know is we must protect Rhinos
Man
They are amazing beasts
they can tho
I hate hippos
theyre surprisingly buoyant despite the heavy look
Plastic barrel buoyant ass
Hippos are aggressive and will actively go out of their way to get your ass
So do elephants
... no?
One of them was so pissed off at a woman it trampled her
Then went across the country and trampled her in her casket
Yeah just don't poke them
I mean, do elephants do that?
I was under the impression they only merc you if you're fucking with them or they have a grudge against you.
Elephants are far more territorial than Hippos.
And then it burned her families farm. and poisoned their well. and stole her wife
hippos are vengeful
If they remember only humans messing with them, they will grow an animosity to humans
Hippos and crocodiles also share enviroments
Got home, found an elephant topping her husband, died of a heart attack
So they're capable of sharing
I mean... it has a trunk
Hippopotamuses are much more territorial than elephants
how are you gonna beat that
True, but I'd fight a crocodile over a hippo any day
Id fight neither
Crocs don't go near Hippo's turf
i wonder what fired hippo taste like?
They share the same environment and maintain a shaky relationship where they ignore each other
Holy fuck hippos and gators have better arrangements than i do with people
well.. coming from a guy that mess with ants for no reason 
fried hippo is it good?
Nah im their god
I made them
IN my image
I a lot of bigger cats can be somewhat domesticated like a house cat
i can draw my own cast abilities for this character wth
I liked decorating large anthills as a kid.
Like putting down army men figures as kinda statues.
idk why youd ever want a tiger as a house pet
Idk ive seen a video online of a guy with 2
is he arabic and rich?
i want to try some hippo man BBQ Hippo
Sounds about right
I’m just saying their normal behavior is pretty much exacrly like how you’d expect a housecat to act except it’s really really fucking big and can eat humans…
I know a Russian couple raising a black Panther
meow
just thinking about the amount of food they need to eat tho
Yeah, they meow too
they say if you die in your home your cat will eventualy eat you
And they get panic attacks every time they eat
Because they're so used to having their prey stolen
Well any hungry carnivore will do that, but they do have emotional attachments which make that a last resort.
I think the ones in shelters and stuff need golden retrievers to calm them down
Usually no if you aren't bothering them or being a threat to their young.
If you die in battle Pickle will eat you
pickle lighter
🤯
Basically just a cat
Or house cat
if i die in battle you will eat my pickle huh waaa aeeeewwwwww
Idk i like cheetahs
Cheetahs are much more closer to domestic house cat than big cats like Lions
Cant imagine why
Basically "Small cat"
think how much that cheetah will eat they have to eat a lot if i remeber
They also don't attacc human
This is why you allocate your perks into other categories bro
Cheetahs are better large housecats. They don't give two karks about humans unless you are being a threat or they are starved to the point.
Even if i owned a cheetah i probably wouldnt turn my back on it or show my neck to it
Is there a sniper rifle to the game? When I was playing as a veteran I had bots that kept dropping to just one sniper just taking half their health in one shot and I thought to myself I wish I could do the same just having a sniper as a vet just hanging back and nesting just scoping down all of the enemies but I doubt they have a sniper rifle in the game but it would be really cool if they did but is there anything close to that atleast?
Or run from it
An adult cheetah typically eats about 2.8 to 3 kg (6.2 to 6.6 lbs) of meat per day, though this can vary depending on hunting success and whether the cheetah is feeding cubs
Helbore
It's not legal to own a Cheetah but you can settle with the next best thing:
SERVAL

I like the Egyptian Mau
Is that a sniper rifle?
After a large kill, a cheetah can gorge itself, eating up to 10 kg (22 lbs) in a single sitting,
Or maw
You can literally pet wild Cheetahs if you don't mind risks. Most don't care or you can tell if they don't want it.
It's a rifle
alright thanks
Yes
I can literally pet a wild ANYTHING
at least once
Hellbore.
I can pet my fish
Kinda, it'a charge lasrifle with marks of varying damage
IMO agrip shotty special is the best sniper.
They don't look Egyptian
do you have time in this game to sit and use a sniper remember the more your away from team more mobs spawn on you
They're from egypt or something
Me when i lie on my CV:
Idk they're avery old species
yea, veteran is a hybrid class
you can snipe while in coherency
Aint nobody stopping me
Sometimes yes, it is a viable way to play.
Think the closest thing to a sniper in the game. Slower, clunky but you can totally build it to one shot anything that isn't a boss.
Ah alright thanks
I like the helbore and all lasguns
You're playing the game wrong if you're not on the frontline, killing with the bayonet
Shotgun
I went back to helbore and it just felt.. bad?
It definitely has great pen but the rest of the time it feels like I'm getting less DPS out than I would with an accatran
Also has anybody noticed but the chainaxe had crazy ragdoll fling
I dont remember the chainaxe making poxers fly
It's all or nothing. You go all in for it or don't bother.
insults you in binary
Yeah i'm sure there will be a similar line to that
The dialogue between the other classes is prolly the other thing im looking forward to lmao
Hurr durr meat bag etc
beep boop, hooman slow
I really hope they have mechanicus talk to eachother in code
while everyone else is like "what was that, why are you laughing"
it'd be something
Hadron attitude to Cogboys as well
Will she still shit on the strike team even though there are 1 or 2 Skitarii in it
Everyone plays gas gas gas classes to leave the beep boop in the dust.
"clanker"
Probably for outdated parts or something
That's the spirit
Me too
Doro ❤️
Don't we all? (Barring a few.
)
Nurglingian
Nurgonian
Nurganese
chuck noris could kick papa nurgs but
The big three take up way too much space.
There are lesser chaos gods but they get zero attention.
Big four
Four.
the big three dude nurgle takes up four of them
I guess if you count Malice or something.
Can we count slaanesh? They're the new kid on the block
The rat one
femboys mentioned
Also isnt emperor a chaos god in a way?
Questionable.
Unfortunately
He unwillingly wears multiple hats
on some technicality yes but saying that gets you shot by the inqusition
But Living Saints are technically daemon princes.
Yep, and there are space marine daemons
your as saint in red with horns and a tail
Omg bruh get movin
You ever join a game, realize you don't have a team, just three solo players going in the same direction and realize if you don't act like a solo as well you're going to die?
waiting for the last to be done so i can take em to the laundyr mat
WTF? Wash more often.
Because I've noticed, you try to be a good teammate in a team that is not using teamwork it is actually a disvantage become common practices will get you killed.
This is actually the best feeling for me, its proper top darktide
when you realize in high diff when teamwork gets you killed, you know its just 4 solos
Every day. Spend 20 minutes escorting them, then they ditch you and leave you to die at the first opportunity.
3 are my sisters and 1 is gramps
le pee paw
hard to explain the feeling
It depends because if I feel like each of them is capable of holding their own I'll leave them to it and vibe but if I notice one or more of them are struggling I like playing escort mission and trying to protect them
but it only happens when I play with the best players
all you need to teammates vaguely nearby to scoop you up from disablers
otherwise its every man for themself
I mean that can work just find on Auric but if you want to get past havoc 30 you NEED some semblance of teamwork.
I guess the new bots are teaching newbies not to expect help.
New bots?
I was talking H40
I have a few videos on it
when I playued with good friends
and we just played 4 solos
No not randoms at all.
What I am talking about does not compare at all.
you got bad friends too?
ye
You guys got friends? 
Fatshark broke them. They no longer help players. Get netted or downed solo? Game over.
Yeah most randoms will kinda just solo
Its rough
we are friends silly
Dawg im tryna find people who are cool to play with and its hard
I noticed that. THey used to go sucide mode to get you up. Now they won't do it unless there is not a SINGLE enemy nearby.
you gave me that one rashun a while back 
Gotta teach the players somehow if
My fav was when a zealot went down and I watched a bot next to the Zealot literally look at him then turn left and walk off a ledge instead of picking him up
Ig
Why tf
They already sucked
lotta people are actually chill here, main issue is prolly if theyre in the same region as yoo imo
son 😭 🙏
honestly I like being in the flow and taking my own space and movement
They even do that if the only enemy is far away. They just refuse to help players but with suicidally pick each other up.
versus making tight team movements
Yeaah, I mostly have an issue with vibes and if someone's a POS😭
ive played havoc 40s that have a team leader and ones that are just chaos
Not sure if inept or 4D chess to get people to play with humans
the second is more fun
chaos is very fun
Oof
be like that. I'd be down but I play like.. a lot later in the day
Chaos in what aspect 
Sometimes i take care of the team
Sometimes
They dont deserve it
Ask Fatshark. I always wondered if they now use AI to patch their game now because of even weirder bugs or issues popping up.
I'm mortal enemies with anyone who shoots a burster in my vicinity
my taking care of the team only extends to pickups, med stims, and shouts/books
It's one thing to play as 'four solo' when you know everyone is going to do their job. THe 'teamwork' happens automatically. But with randoms you'll often find mind baffling behavior. Like I was holding off a rear horde, all three of my teammates in front of me. They let a dog casually walk past them, pounce on me, and then waited till I was at 20% health to hit the dog despite it being in plain sight. No cover between me and them. Do you know how long it takes a dog to get someoen down to that low!?
I immediately become friends with anyone who barrels me
I will forcedully give them crates or inject them
ouch.
Likely not, and 300 ping gaming is low diff or need mood.
thats just bad players
I had a weird bug tonight. Went to heal in expeditions, bot was healing the same time as me. Charged me the 25 salvage I had to heal the bot instead of me.
A good player: 1. Doesn't let enemies casually walk past them. 2. Doesn't forget that SHOOTING THE DOG is an a option. You don't have to melee it.
I lost my salvage and bot was healed, not me.
Block and shove

well, i guess i've only played with like just a few people here so I cant say much for the others 
Love spawning into a salvage mission and having half a wound of health
Hit with melee if out or close or shoot
ehh. 1) depends on the density, ive let dogs go plenty of times because I have something more dangerous bearing down on me

Are you being serious with this advice?
The worst part is what you spawn in with is entirely random
and no salvage for a heal
I sometimes let a mutie go past me trusting my mates have the sense to kill em
Yes
I've had full health bots get replaced by team mates with multiple wounds and no ammo
and sometimes I cant control when an enemy walks past me when someones taunting lmfao
ends up getting grabbed and thrown off the map
you can hear the dog startup
And have had dead bots get replaced with teammates that are fully alive and full ammo
There is a difference between "I have 3 crushers in front of me, dog can wait." Versus "The dog is someone elses problem."
ok guys... ive yet to see imperium unarmed martial arts
The mutie is a strat trust
has not happned to me in a while
muties do a lil howl before ramming into you as well
The best players I know run away from everything that moves and run toward everything stationery, like a barrel about to blow.
I love how I name a highly specific sutiation and already two people think I need advice.
I think you do
do the imperium have some kind of unarmed martial arts
I don't, but thanks.
you hear that noise quite alot when theres about 50 of them
Np hambone
well, are you fighting other people..? or xenos bigger than you 
just punch until it dies
I mean like enemy priority is extremely fluid.
Ive gotten so used to the sound i dont even need to see the dog
Guys. I don't care.
Hm, I wonder if they have a roll system so people won't just leave, hope on a diff character and rejoin a party
you dodge like two of them before getting caught in the horde endlessly
Harlz
i already agreed a bunch of people not shooting a dog is skill issue ;.;
I dont care about dogs
Sometimes you're too overwhelmed to kill a disabler enemy like trapper
One reason why I like Exec atm, when it does that sound prompt for a horde of them, i can see where theyre coming from
lets say traitors
Like killing the bomber or flamer
At that point its just fish in a barrel
I do not give a single fuck about your 'exceptions' or whatever. I am well aware there are times a dog is not a priority.
and then theres the plasma gunner
It helps to know that trapper fucks off else where a short distance away
Nah harlz loves dogs so much
you can tell when their there because half your health is gone
Every day he gets up and runs to his desk to fight dogs
Guys, it's Friday night, let's not aggro each other.
hi harlz
Are you a teacher in a highschool or college

because you give off those vibes
le Groot
I had a lot of fun with Exe Stance when Expeditions first released and there was the map modifier with lots of hounds. We'd hear barking the whole map and not see a single dog. Then I'd hit exe stance and see a giant pile of yellow stuck FAR FAR AWAY in one single moving dot. They were all clipped into a rock LMFAO
maccc 
You tell people about a 'this one time' and suddenly everyone and their mom is like "Well what if I have six crushers in front of me!?"
Who the fuck mentioned six crushers!? THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED!
What vibes?
Harlz gives off the vibe of someone pretending to be good
I mean I don't doubt he has experience
That's you actually.
Be intresting to see some CQC
Yeah?
Just had a lot of bad experiences with players
That means i recognize my kind then
fight fight fight
People pretending to 'be good' give the most basic gameplay tips as advice.
Harlz
"Did you know you can push dogs?"
Holy shit, I never thought about that.
FUCK. I AM SUDDENLY GOOD AT DARKTIDE!
he is good, he gave me free nitro 
Give me the ol nipple twist
did you know you can hold w to move forwards
hold on I got this
Zeus 7 billion people
Did you know
You can hold shit to run
Thats wild lmao, I had the same experience but I didnt have Exec to see where they even were
🤯
i didnt actually
but what if you have an elephant crushing your mother's coffin
Did you know you can instead be cool as fuck and kill them midair
hey, you got pounced by a dog. just checking, did you know you can push them?
those who know
thats so useful ngl i have been taking a nice walk through tertium
Those who nose
And hir them with rock
Hello
Their pathing was so broken
And watch them go 500 mph
those who snow
I like to charge a heavy attack and decapitate them right before impact because I live on the edge.
Those who glow
I haven't gone back in a while to see if that was ever fixed
Those who blow
Those who toe
Never rush to use it basically. Bots use for free as well.
I can't tell what weapon makes it more satisfying
Those who foe
Those who grow
those who mow
Those who groot

There are those that mew and those that meow. Pick a damn side.
Ight give paypal
break ollpheists ankles
yeah i was thinking about, theyd probably come up with some interesting arts, or some evolved form from the old days
Tbat would be verry funny
More, most are US or EU. That's 280-500 ping depending on where.
Neither. Mrow
I walk my own path
its uh 6742029xdddd
mrrow
mrrow

Ur not ainz
those who joe
Ur correct Ainz is me
If you use force swords, I guess the force push is a 9m push.
Maybe the real Ainz is the Ainz in the server currently not texting in chat
the real tech is knowing pushing stuns trappers in the middle of a firing animation
sister made some tuna crunch wraps
this wa sintesting chat for a min but now your all stale and boring and down right crazy

People dont do that?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
Sounds mighty delish
I blew up Malaysia
I feel like it would help
we can get worse
tuna crunch wraps
I now want Springroll
War is Coming
I always run at the trapper and block shove it last second
iz gudd
I like on the edge
Why did you resist a police officer?
I need to rewatch Jhonny test
I meant i live on the edge and i am the edge
Fair
You would???

With kate?
probably

Bling Bling
whip crack
Bling a ling
I prefer the show where bensen yells at his two dumbass employees for like not doing the laundry
Regular show?
Regular show
Yeah
Just a normal show
Yea
Benson was actually a pretty reasonable guy
he was legit he just wanted mordecai and rigby to do their job
Cmon rigby lets summon a eldritch entity because we need mustard for our sandwiches or smth
get a boss like Benson
instead of twiddling their thumbs and being involved in the fate of the galaxy
And he also supported them and bonded with them several times
benson has unethical leniency with mordecai and rigby lmfao
free housing too
Like when Mordecai got broken up he was going to comfort him but rigby stopped him
And a good house
Yeah and all they need to do is tend to a park
Yeah as we said
Isn't the only time Benson gets red as fuck is because of them
a very regular show
Yeah
Ainz look what you did
you turned the convo to cartoon network
Its a cushy looking gig not counting the owner who did sorta send them to space and put them in a dome for an experiment
Also i think it's a cool detail that Benson's gumballs are the shape of his beard
Its a nice show
I didnt think about that
Sometimes I forget there are people who do not know me and my tendency to go on a angry rant about the color of the grass.
Nah its pretty regular ngl
Really?
Regular show is fucking wild
So I wonder how many times people come onto this discord thinking i am legit just fighting everyone.

You're like little max
Short.
:3
Big head man that explodes because he lost in an arcade game
the new lost tapes regular show is pretty decent
I have a video of a fat man ripping ass in front of his dogs and it sounds like the regular show intro drone thing
also you should push bursters AFTER they start ticking
Epic music battle with a man from outer space
if u do it before they wont blow and u gotta waste some ammo >.>
It was his highscore! It was precious
Wrong. Wait a teammate to approach them and shoot. Works every time.
Shoot all bursters
O.O
:)
Oh
Good advice
Shoot burster near barrel and teammate for double points
my co op team mates when their right next to me
I.. accidentally did this to an Ogryn and he just went full stop to slowly turn around at me 
Oh yeah, is instantly exploding on being res'd in a sanctuary a known thing?
Big man was not happy
I laugh every time especially if it's me that suddenly gets launched
Depending on what is happening. Sometimes you do not want to shove them. "Ah yes, lemme try to shove this burster that is currently getting zapped by lightning! WAH!? IT EXPLODED!!?"
I do this all the time
Real
shove burster into suspicously shaped daemonhost conviently placed next to me
what if theyre too good and keep dodging my barrels and bursters
They should add a new modifier that adds friendly fire
They arent
just to see how funny it'd be
Shoot more
like as an April Fools' joke
90% of the time.
what if im in a game with ainz
actually wait no it'd be a terrible idea
Kill or be killed
@modest flume sorry i woke up late this morning
I feel so much ambivalence with pushing/shooting cuz im like "If I approach that burster someones gonna fucking shoot it" vs "I could approach that burster and shove it to deal with it now rather than later when we're swarmed.
Higher Diff should just have Friendly Fire for the lols
Well 90% of the people here aren't cool so. Not my problem.
I was thinking that until I remembered Inferno Staff Psyker exists
That's why harlz hangs out with us
bing bong
YOURE A LOSER, LOSER, ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?
if friendly fire exists every game either starts by killing the Psyker or ends by being killed by the Psyker
Why are you awake at 12:58 am
Well, you dead but he solos so free win.
what up fish
Thankfully I'm part of the 20% that is
they wont be missed anyway 
missus join my game so I can launch you off into the abyss :3
Brother is dangling a hook in the water without bait and wondering why the fish won't bite.
It's friday damnit

Understandable
Do you not get the reference..
Just sleep good
Honestly valid
How can you be a real military man and not know 😔
Yes and no. I knew it was a joke but I can't remember where that reference is from.
Propane
didnt know how much of a gem it was
What am I missing?
Oh fuck, it's been a while.
And propane accessories
I sell propare and propane accessories, how can I help ya
Bammit dobby
That boy an't right.
ate a weed gummy earlier and clutched some auric quickplay match lol
holy shit it just turned tomorrow
That boy ain't right
auric ez pz
I don't know DAD
try havoc while high
I DON'T KNOW YOU
^
i do it
duo auric
the clutch was my first time taking damage that match
play havoc high
:3
you will unlock greatness
H40 players rn 
when im high i stop thinking
all my havoc clears are high
i just do
I only play this game high lmao

ive been on a losing streak of havoc because random bs
being high makes me not give a fuck about losers being toxic
i just dont care to begin with
Thats havoc for you
how, high are you
Auric Maelstorm=Sometimes hard.
Havoc 30 and above=Usually hard.
Regular auric?=Either easy as fuck or you're playing solo with three mouth breathers... or the AI director snorts crack.
in havoc level or from the weed gummy?
havoc 40 = easy
nah its all easy, ur just bad
❤️
like entire team will be doing good but then you get like 20 trappers and bursters shielded by bulwarks as a wave
and its just wtf bro
yes
Hard is relative you dumb fucks. I am comparing it to the baseline.
Otherwise the whole game would be easy.
All of these didficulties become 10x harder when Harlz bbg is in the game 😊 🫶
Cause I am built different.
40 for both
I stay hard 
Please stop taking the pills.
Be like sid
Enjoy 20 bulwarks with 3 trappers and a reaper wall behind them?
I don't take pills 
don't they say to contact a doctor after 4 hours
oh ok not pills
An inspiration to us all

Do not touch my collection of rare gas station boner pills
if you always take viagra you can never have erectile dysfunciton
because its only erect
insert hulk meme here
** I'm always Hard **
No. I mean actually bugs out. It is rare but I have seen it. Sometimes, the game bugs out and you get 2-3 seeds at once. Meaning it's spawning two or three times the amount of enemies. Usually happens on Mortis Trails if you bother with those but it did once happen on a regular mission and it was quite something.
Mulkintosk
you know the level of tinnitus the rejects have (outside of arbites) is probably legendary
No.. 
Zealots probably think it's the emperor
WHAT?
Oh, that's now pretty common tbh. Fatshark probably fucked up and made expedition spawns global.
The give away is you'll have 3+ bosses spawning at once which normally only happens in Mortis, Maelstorm, or high havoc.
MAWP
YEAH I WATERED THE PLANTS
Is that why the Zealots are always shouting?? The tinnitus????
the blight spreads
No. Fuck you. Spreads more blight.
Probably
And don't remind me. 30+ trappers in mortis nightmares.
Is that the one with the areas that get filled with tox gas intermittently? nvm

Zealots just like the sound of their own voice, not hearing themselves makes them nervous.
no they just do that
waiter waiter, more blight please
1 picosecond with no sermons 😞
tho it's amazing the psyker can hear the warp over all the goddamn ringing
yeah it happens sometimes, during either an auric or havoc it was pretty calm the entire time and when we got to the elevator literally like a million ragers bulwarks and bursters and we were alal stuck in the elevator
One slams your mind, the other, your ears.
Who here can't see pictures in their head
Tryna see sumn
What
Some people can't 'visualize' images or scenes in their mind.
can you visualize an apple in your head?
im spinning a red apple in my brain rn
bet ur jelly
Why?
there's degrees to it but it's called aphantasia
basically he's just curious who and who doesn't have aphantasia
i can build an entire house in my mind like a 3d animation
Nah I'm watching bits of Army of the Dead
No i imagine things in my sleep
but can you spin an apple in your head right now
I can only see it a bit if i force it but it hurts my head a lot
basically the degrees to it are: imagine an outline of an apple, imagine a 2D image of an apple now make the apple 3D now spin the apple
Clockwise? Counterclockwise? 3d?
3D clockwise.
No
then can you just imagine a 3D apple?
Just an outline of an apple
then you have aphantasia to a degree
'tis life
I have urge to make body do stuff. I go to gym now. Y'all have a good night.
Sweet dreams harlz
Falls asleep on treadmill and fucking dies.

I mean, I see two ladies kissing each other, with the one below raking her nails into her partner's bare back.
That's gay
I can see a plate of food, it has steak, corn, mash potato, mac n cheese, cornbread, green beans, collards, and some butter
Yes and?
Nothing
That's hawt
You wanna know what's hot?
Not you
The Sahara desert

Bold of you to assume that
Im sorry 
oouugghhh
meeee
and i hate it
anytime i try to visualise anything in my mind it's like trying to remember a dream
is the best way i can describe it
I've been noticing it myself tbh
I remember my dreams to some degree. Some stuff I write is based off my dreams.
Havoc spawns have been particularly gross
Oh right laundry I forgot
Had a spawn of over 50 ragers last game lmao
It leaked everywhere and Fatshark is gonna call it a feature cos ppl keep saying game 2 ezy.
Lock in
The crusher spam is definitely not nearly to the same degree as it was before
But it feels like literally everything else has been ramped up a ton
Is now walls of bulwarks, ragers and reapers.
It's not the same...
fatshark got too fat and starts leaking crushers bulwarks ragers whatnots
I miss crusher congas
Oh and 3 trappers on all diffs is very common.
On top of 5 dogs and 3 muties.
The patchnotes did say they reduced Crusher spawns, so those points that were going into Crushers are now going into other enemies.
Which uh.
More horde good
It shouldn't be this much though.
Yeah I think double trappers at the lowest difficulty is weird
Everything got tripled.
You guys get double trappers?
Double?
You mean triple.
Obese sharj
pregante
The spawns are very high atm yeh
Nah the budgeting for the crusher spawns definitely would not account for how much of everything else is spawning
But I think there's an issue with the spawn limit atm
Not the spawn rate. It's the spawn limit.
I have never seen over 50 ragers spawn in anything that wasn't a CIVI
Like all at once too.
I usually get 1 specialist but i kill them the second i hear their audio queues
Something weird is happening, yeah. I'm just pushing through it when I can.
It's just.
Like, if there were 30% increase in general for the rest, sure... this is 3x increase.
Even the new elite event wasn't this crazy with rager spawns.
Seeing two trappers spawn at once on the LOWEST difficulty
As I am leveling
"Excuse me but wasn't this specifically stopped"
I saw up to 3 on uprising.
If you get points reeled back, maybe
On heresy, I saw 4 before.
On the bright side at least they die quicker than a crusher conga
But when you're already dealing with multiple face-enemies and two trappers spawn
With everyone so underleveled.
Yeah we're fucked
Also, enjoy 30+ trappers on mortis trials.
30+ trappers in mortis is easy peasy
Solo.
For now I'm just enjoying being a fuck all tank.
Yeah cuz you're buffed tf out
I actually like the special spam

As oggy.
No void shields.
I don't when they're not actually behaving properly either.
They arent?
The only issue I've had on Mortis is pox bursters
It's the shortest wave but the easiest to fuck up
Ive had issues wirh those too
(Scrolling up, seems like spawns are extremely high in certain cases.)
Is a dog materializing right next to you and instant pouncing you while you're juggling two bosses normal?
Only thing I've noticed is trappers shooting nets early in the audio cue. What else?
Ive never had that happen
yes
Is in general and in events.
Maybe my eyes glaze over when fighting hordes
It shouldn't be.
That's my point.
Oh, you can also see things spawn infront of you now.
Sometimes, it happens. Even if it shouldn't be. Thankfully the dog jump has a sound que...
I enter a fugue state when a horde comes out
I'm trying to find a specific arbites quote is there somewhere I can go to help with that
I watched a boss just spawn infront of a friend recently.
My pc can literally just
Terraria does this in a cool way by having the zombies nose dive into the ground
Also suddenly, shotgunners.
'Yeah this thing wasn't rendered for you but now that it's a threat to you here you can see it'
Oh and poxbursters not blowing up.
ALWAYS shoot poxbursters
It can be silent.
Poxbursters have to enter the 'about to explode' state before they need to explode, yeh?
Flamers shooting from ridiculously harsh angles.
I HATE bombers and flamers
They can do it and explode immediately at times.
Mfs always let them stack
Hm.
So enjoy being blind if no extra hp.
And then the entire map gets shut down
Yeah. But they're targetting people clearly and simply not going into that state.
I'll need to play the game later and gather my own data.
Fr. It's like, are you people playing the game with no sound? Shoot the fucking things.
I mean
That works.
Haven't personally experienced any of these problems even in state of having average 400 ping.
When they actually make sound.
I think people dont see them as a threat
This is Darktide, the sound engine dies often.
So I'll need to think this through.
Spawns are broken and tripled, so even more sound breaking.
Or I guess, play through the idiocy

