#general-chat
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l9/53 Queen St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
Japanese are working on regrowing natural tooth on human


?? we already regrow teeth, it's called adult teeth
uhh
... wuh?
wuh?
Sending a pineapple pizza with tuna
I'm talking a brand new tooth for those that is missing some
teeth seed
the addy i sent is a random area in my city
main city
ohhhhh
what if we harvest hitler's teeth and sell for regrowing teeth
So therell be a random confused and pissed off aussie?
Nice
Hope its incan
aussies are always slightly pissed
cuz they kinda british
not pissed
just happy
lol
I HAD reasons
elios are you a furry femboy
none
Digging deep for your preferences arent you?
missus came over when femboys were written
Such is the way
its her calling card
missus ears perked up like a cat to that
If you don't shave then you're a furry 
but no goober... life is incomplete
Missus youre midwestern right?
missus is def a gunslinger
I keep thinking shes TN
But remember she said some funky area like nevada or sm
I thought she was a New Yorker
she's brazillian
missus is secretly a serial killer and says random things to throw people off 

Missus is actually an Afro Samurai
mr blazkowicks we strapped your head to a random body
This i believe
Kickin ass w- wait i cant reference boondocks…
Anybody wanna do a legendary halo trilogy race? 

After i watch archer im doing a boondocks binge
she's giving the doll colombian hitwoman vibe
READ N- READDDDD
Boondocks are based
Imagine not being able to reference Boondocks 
prolly the best episode ngl lmao
“I didnt think ‘oh my god he said the word’. First thing in my mind is ‘now how is a n- gonna borrow a french fry?’”
"N- is you gonna return the fry after?"
that would be me
failed nerd
larper
This is called, a "N- moment"
execute him
Ok ok thats enough i dont wan us to get group sniped 
Nike
i passed on buying it
🇹🇷
Yet another pirate game
aquila the land
they revamped conan exiles, maybe i should try it some time next year
if you laugh you go to brazil
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured "Someday soon"
We kissed and clung together🎶
Paying the price for yesterday Mapo tofu
you should watch the film
Doesnt fromsoft have a pirate game in the queue?
worth it
Indeed
🤔
i'd pay to watch that
Idk. I also heard the dreaded phrase
“Has become large enough to start releasing a game every year”
5 years time the fromslop allegations will be realized if so
I trust fromslop
They might blue ball people really HARD but they don’t under deliver
You say that. But every project that wasnt under myazaki was a semi controversial release that was more about exploring new mechanics/ dev team skills
I slice off the penises of my foes with lightning speed
Which is great. But. Das a lotta pressure
nap calling to me..
I circumsize them as a warning
definitely a colombian hitwoman
I like how thats what missus comes back to
“I remove hoodies with precision and grace”
first time i hear reference of 4skin as hoodies
Must not be watching the guys at fire monkey forge
unfortunately
i find the controversy surrounding fromsoft releases to be ridiculously overblown discourse
Fromsofts a great studio
Theres just bad history in studios doing such things
wait till we see the release of gta 6 controversy
the biggest internet blowup ever cuz ppl are ungrateful
ww4 actually
depends on how powerful the psyker is
like uhhhh darktide level
newbie psyker or experienced
a experienced one, like one that has survived long enough under rannick till the end of the campaign
average jedi beats average psyker by FAR
yeah our psyker doesnt have lightsabers
spice it up with throwing a Librarian astartes
at the top end 40k psykers win
but 40k scaling is absurd
well the emporer and farseers of the eldar have galaxy warping hacks it's fucking broken
Lightsabers can't block hed go pop.
but can they counter it using like force medittation or smth
lightsaber self before head pop, hah i win
jedi when someone doesnt play by the rules and psyker just blows themselves up cause why not
We also don't know how the force and warp energy will react to each other
also could a psyker head pop while they get choked out by a jedi?
theyre both made up, just say fuck it and let them control it 1 to 1
or pushed
Psyker, easy
"these are not the heretics you are looking for" 
"These are no- wait. Heretic?"
wait but if the psyker just chanells enough warp power and becomes a demon they win
Unload the entire mag of lasgun

the zealotry of some would def be able to resist the jedi mind tricks
wait, that one version of mace windu that nuked like 30000 battle droids vs sefoni
is head pop similar to force choke
then i'm not sure. brainburst seems like the most dangerous attack that psykers have that could instantly take a jedi master out. jedis have telekinetic powers of their own and they could maybe defend their brains against being popped like that, but maybe not? i'm not super well versed on star wars powerscaling lol. if i think of darth vader from the new jedi games as a comparison then he seems pretty fucking formidable.
pop a balloon
crush a soda can
darth vader solos darktide pretty easily I think

but im not sure he could beat even named astartes....
Next class is darth Vader?
Vader can bring down a star destroyer with the force alone so i'd say he's pretty strong
darth vader becomes stronger after wearing a helmet, how?
i mean jedi can resist people getting into their heads and people who try to torture them so.... maybe?? because before a head pop enemies look like they physically struggle against it and will stop what they are doing right before head pops
so it might be able to counter actually
if psykers can stop each other from popping each others heads for free its more than fair for the force to be able lol
Mental fortitude definitely helps against head popping
head empty 
whats more concerning is Sith, those fuckers are falling to chaos like, instantly
the jedi in 40k as psykers that have their own planet would be cool
something that really powerful psykers can do that darktide doesnt represent is more direct mind control
sefoni already can do mega mind tricks
alpha plus psykers can puppet hundreds of people at once and direct them like zombie hordes, or overwhelm the defenses of other powerful psykers and make them kill themselves
force users can also basically do this ( it's not perfect mind control but it goes pretty deep into the mind) and force users can resist it so tech they could resist
jedi also have mind tricks but nothing on that scale, it seems to me
okay but alpha plus psykers can fuck over most 40k shit as well
like logically you need insane amounts of bullshit to kill and alpha plus
i think thats what they called me back in the day
ok grandpa, it's time for meds again
i aint taking that shit
go to bed grandpa, its way past ur bedtime >.>
not until i get a turn at the wheel damnit
yeah for sure
so the question is really just
how powerful is the psyker?
but if you ask if a darktide psyker can kill darth vader then i'm inclined to say no.
sub sefoni level
anything sefoni or higher just has WAYYYY too much hacks to deal with for anybody in any verse really
Depends on the psyker, I would assume. Ehm, player skill.
a jedi master is probable comparable to a grey knight
meaning they dunk on anyone we pilot in darktide
psyker power comes from warp
jedi/sith powers from species of midichlorians
midichlorians daemons ig
So just tell zealots that and feeding frenzy.
jedis are daemonhosts 
i think vader has more telekinetic power and superior swordsmanship/physical power so he could block/deflect even scrier's gaze enhanced attacks and he could resist their psykinetic power and counter with his own. that's what i think.
assuming that force/warp interact on the same level
(for the sake of consistency, we should probably assume this)
Whoever suggested i take deadshot on the inf las, I owe you my life
Changed everything for me
The sway reduction is so clutch
Is that the one that eats stamina
Yuh
Oh that’s op
For no sway and a bit more crit
My only issue with the gun was I line a shot and then the sway makes me miss the head because im farther than 15 meters. But now that doesnt happen
Deadshot on any rapid fire gun is a mistake.
Saber cant even block bullets
Even the stam eating doesnt really matter to me since I only shoot like 5 times max before I unscope to do something else
Isnt that how mandalorians can 1v1 them
Or atleast a low 1vx
pov: guardsman lost his breath while ADS for 1 second
So a commissar can blam.
Long as its not a plas pistol or a slower moving projectile
Blam usually meant a bolter or bistol.
Lasgun deflected right?
Well… if the force user wants to aura farm they can do the stop bullets and send em back thing
Its like the room is suddenly spaced and his lungs are vacuumed out
Thats like an obi wan level ability no?
Yeah this is why the space pirate use shotgun
Cause I think i read a comic where even he was having trouble against a shotgun
Why does boom ball staff suck so bad
The insane thing about vader is that he could easily be considered like. An aggressively skilled medium tier psyker.
With the odd “he actively held the warp (force) together despite it trying to rip him apart” feat in legends
Cos was op, nerfed into the ditch and forgotten.
They need to fix it
PARRY THIS!
racks shotgun
Im tired of using 2 staves
Then power creep made enemies stronger.
Fatshark fix your GODDAMN GAME
I cant wait for admech to inevitably somehow fuck the game up even more
So exe shotgun with tazer.
…actually. Psykers have an easier time dealing w the warp than actually manifesting it
They more. Channel.
I cant wait for admech to get 2 outfits despite all the cool things you can do with it
I guess you like having an aimbot.
Sicarian, default ass priest, default ass skitarii
jedi electric bugaloo
Not particularly. Does admech have aimbot?
Ain’t they just red?
And blue eyes
And mechanical
One of the skills leaks sounds like a basic aimbot.
I mean if its specified as a texh priest then yeah
so $17.99 AUD for when the next class comes out
But to my knowledge admech is an umbrella term for anyone in the org

Do we have a release date
Probably gonna use something else on it then
No, but most likely in the next major update coming sometime before the summer break
admech have extra limbs maybe can fire different guns or melee
Weapon wheel imagine
Expensive indeed.
Is that the deluxe?
Do like scum but replace the other two slots with arm selections
bring 4 weapons, mix and match active weapons 
shall still buy..
Should let us shoot all of them at once
No, deluxe is like $24 for me so AUD should be more.

Im still gonna buy it but yike
$27.99 aud
Depends if someone offers it or no.
what a scam
buys
no one would ever buy me a dlc class
This would make them a melee monster, too brokey; 1 for armor, 1 for chaff, 1 for boss damage and 1 for fuck you purposes

the ultimate generalist
My goat skin would be a sicarian infiltrator but I know it probably wont happen
Naw, gas gas gas reasons.
With the radar dome head and velociraptor legs, so badass
Gonna be something like the stimm tree where we can spec points into certain augments or limb choices
If they do, good, if they don't, well even less reasons to play so eh. You know Fatshark releases too OP on release classes. People just heavily skill issued release scum.
hypothetically if we get admech class, wonder if arquebus also included, unless its not like the longlas

I still remember release arbites
As said, the ppl saying class bad just massively skill issued.
Playing with a team of only arbite team mates all specd for dog
It was insane at release
I only started playing arbites like a momth ago but it feels decently strong
It was nerfed to heck by then.
Heretics start to regroup and all of a sudden a mechanical guy drops who is told “humanity is doomed, blood is fuel”
Release Arby dog solo'd H40.
The dog got nerfd so fucking hard compared to release dog
and then they genuinely fight v1
So excited to see the personalities. Im a sucker for characterization
You could just let it move forward and clear for you
It was getting kill streaks lol
Now dog does 1/10th of that including bleed damage.
Let a dead player control the dog
I dont use dog ngl. I use mines and crusher but unoptimally
good idea, me

Typa face I make when I'm about to deviously rob a bank


They speak in barks, except for when saying the Lex
⏲️ 👈 
“Arbites tree rework: dog. Now with the Lone Wolf capstone. Control the dog rather than the Arbiter”
MANDATED EDICT: dog noises
Its 2am wym

What if our skull kiss
Is 3:22pm.
This guy's living in the past, everyone clown on him
bro head bumps
(It's 8am for me) 😔
i think they should add a seperate tree for dog
like it gets options every 3 levels
Bring your skull, i'll get my Aquila
1 am
and there are 10 total nodes you can use
Let there be skullmance
thragg
I want a spear in dt
If they add skullmance, let vets have bromance
pole axe, admech, the only chance you have
bromancer 
I hope man
I heard teeth clacking is not favorable 🤔
No way they dont
summon the bros
Haven't kiss?
Unfortunately not
a power glaive is only possible if lucifer blaks become a class... GW PLEASEEE MAKE BLAKS A CLASSS MAKE IT THE POWER ARMOUR CLASS
I won't spoil the surprise then
are you going to give example
No romance in my life. Just use. Hopefully that’s changing
Not really, there are Power Glaives at other places
You're young yet
how about that girl in your office
i mean yeah, gry knights and custodes ig
not that many human sized users
the bomb lance from kriegers??
Veteran could easily get Hunting Lance, Shock Lance (shared with Arb) and Poisoned Lance (shared with Scum)
posoned lance seems unlikely with bonesaw, other two maybe
I personally havent even tried romance yet because im focusing on growing up a bit first. Cause Im pretty immature in some ways
lance covered in barbs
Grey Knight have Force Glaive, as for regular human Power Glaive, they're mentioned in one of the book, think it was in the hand of a Crusader
for scum
what would be the capitalist equivalent to pioneers
Like i said. Hopefully that’s changing
Haven’t had chance to hang out tho. Ill visit her for a short bit when its her shift, wish her luck w the night. But. Yeah nothing yet.
boyscouts?
Hi Sergal!
Innovators or something?
Find common interest
Weren't Pioneers kinda part of the capitalist expanse?
might be a bit optimistic
Fastest way to progress things
fml building about to have fire drill

you can make sure it's not a drill
Shes trying to see what im interested in but like
Im trying to be up front. Im AWFUL bf material. I can be a lover, provide emotional support. But yeah
Give yourself a chance
Therapy twin
ain't prociding emotional support like good boyfriend material??
Theres also the fact that shes in a slightly unstable living condition w two kids so her finding time is difficult
Im being patient
show her darktide chat
like i'm dog shit at being empathetic
NO
damn
she gon slime his ahhh out
It just takes some work and unless you are a bigot or something and youre atleast a 4 and clean you can find someone
Yeah but. Most people around here want a MAN. A source of stability and protection. Which i cant provide.
That's fair tbh
ask jakka for tips maybe, he's been through the wringer
circumstantial motivations can change things in the process
Im not sure protection is really a requirement anymore tbf. But being consistent respectful and gentle is usually enough if it was ever meant to work out bwyeen you
Im infertile
i mean i think he meant less protection and like a feeling of safety
unless he on the O-Block
Everyone I know who has told me that has gotten pregnant or got someone pregnant 
I am going for it. Im also trying to set healthy expectations within the relationship so nothing is misunderstood.
But. Like i said she has things shes working around so its going slower
Buddy in gotham💔
So be wary of telling me such a thing
genuinely in a hive city
Ngl I’ve considered a reversible vasectomy for such a long time
But like. Celibacy is its own birth control
Im enhanced so they dont work no more
hard to say i only knew them as the commie equivalent to boyscouts
the word 'pioneer' has multiple meaning based on where you talking though
the western half of the world knows different pioneers to the eastern half ig
if you unhance will it work again or you just cooked?
Its joever
They still want stability. If you don't have a decent stable job and maybe a home to yourself, is harder.
Be yourself but a little better, don't pretend to like things you don't like, however be considerate to maybe try things that you haven't tried 
But thats neither here nor there
Like a backflip
I can do backflips
But my gf won't try one which makes me a little sad 
she def cheating gang (jk)
Because, if for any reason kids happen, pretty hard to work then if you even get hired or kept your job.
She would never 
not doing a backflip is its own form of cheating (i've never been in a relationship)

My gf can do more pullups than me
I'm in a 6 year relationship 
danggg
I can do more pullups than my gf 
shi put the ring on at that point brosteinium
And not every kid forced themselves to grow up quickly so they can take care of themselves at 7+.
But I can only do 30 in a row now
sid will you invite darktide chat to your wedding
saitama
She doesn't want to get married 
30?? sorry for breathing air bro
I can run a 5:40 mile 
blue
And I start dying because of my asthma 
we got cap americe oover here what the fuck?
That's 8 mins.
fittide
I'm just here to brag 
Its under 8 mins so its 7 minute mile
i'm like the most average guy
hmhmhmhmhmh i want to write a character with SUD/substance use disorder buut i dont know how to write a smoking addict
jfajsdiuhas
ever known
personally experience it
I have more time to train cause i fell out with my irls so I dont go out
method acting shi
method acting opium
What kind of substance
(jk dont do it)
The secret to running faster is method acting
You act like you're the gingerbread man
no, become addicted then quit
Because nobody can catch him
no acting
The secret is go at 11pm and listen to silent hill ambiance
nicotine
christian bale would train his body to shape like gingerbreadman
Why would this work?
Oh nvm I was a weed fiend
Rust world.
Because its dark and youre listening to spooky sounds
I have no fear 
If you ever listened to them, you just feel off and want to GTFO quick.
my best mile is a 5:23 :3
GTFO MENTUONEDDDD
TOTTFIY
that was years ago though
And I don't mean the vocal tracks.
I see Pioneers as the American ones that went west and established new mines, cities and stuff
Is just Get The Fuck Out.
Spooky ambience doesn't ever bother me
It's hard to get scared
Kinda makes it not as fun sometimes
Im a huge puss
I like horror genre stuff
but I could never stream it because I would be too calm
Thats the goal sid. Never had a healthy relationship so the plan is to be as open as possible since she asked for it. Let her know ill answer whatever call she has for me.
Tho i kinda get the feeling she wants to be chased and. Dont have the energy for that.
I watched hereditary and was scared to sleep for like a month
i meant the game my diddy blud
mastery farming was my least favorite thing in this game
Thats a thing on dt?
yep
I hope it works out for you pal
Ps5 chud 🙁 I hate mastery farming
all it does is quickbuy weapons, upgrade them, and sacrifice them
Joke is, some ppl enjoy watching calm instead of loud irritating streamers that scream louder than the jumpscares.
correct
I like watching Joe bartolozzi play scary games since he gets really psyched out
I saw mastery and immediately thought chat shifted to warframe again
I hate sleeping

don't worry i'm not outside your window tn
Getting 8 hours is optimal for muscle growth🗣
I hate waking up
No I just hate not being able to do things
I wish I could sleep without the whole waking up process
Valid
lucid dream my guy
I hate sleeping in the summer because I cant use my good blankets or I drown in sweat
I lucid dream too much 
oh yeah those too i guess
Shit pisses me off
soviet pioneers are sum different
Because I wake up exhausted
Sleeping in winter is so hype
I only watch ManlyBadassHero for most parts. There's 1 or 2 others I do, but is mostly cos they translate JP only games they play.
Definitely not staring just so far away planning something devious
weed
Because my body also decides it needs to run around

I miss weed but I get pee tested now
Party game guy i watch is retiring the channel after so many years
My gf and I watch MBH 
He's chill
I actually like the big reactions to horror games because they make me less scared
waking up is like body groggy, need to pee, sometimes need to shit, limbs achey, body feels heavier than normal, hair is matted to face, brain not fully conscious but body is or vice versa which feels discombobulating.
Im a total wuss
I know. If he shows signs, devs got him gud.
it suuuuuucks
Hungry too
You can come in and use a pillow and blanket, but you have to sleep on the floor
It is carpeted
Fluffy carpet
I am not a morning person for those reasons

I never need to poop when I wake up 
No morning coffee?
The window where your eyes are closed, its cold, your snuggled in, but youre not asleep yet but you are falling asleep. Best times I life
Also no hair to mat to face 
wow you just have bad wakeups
I wakeup and I make coffee and walk outside and see sunshine
I drink coffee in the morning sometimes
UGH sunshine
masterchief coming out of fucking cryo
I drink celsius
Coffee always proc the stomach
Cause im a zoomer
Bro has a poop schedule
I poop 2-3x a day
Hell yeah I got one
cuz you on gear gang
having a poop schedule is actually incredibly normal
and you prop eat ALOT
Lactose intolerance and I consume lactose despite it
No i lied for 0 reason
most people's bodies do it automatically because most people have an eating schedule
😛
if you schedule how often you eat, you often poop accordingly with time
Need to get gf on more standard eating schedule
My poop schedule rely on when i have my first cup of coffee
Rn my diet is chicken rice and broccoli and beans 4x a day
poop schedule
She does not regularly go
My eating schedule is like the time of the month, whenever it happens.
but can you guys piss on command do you have that level of bodily control
Chat is peepee poopoo again
yes, understanable, it's also super common to go more frequently during the time of the month
Very common to get diarrhea then
My cheat day is sausage and pesto tortellini, steak cut into Mac n cheese, fruit salad, and air fried asparagus, potato wedges and gravy for dipping
why am I talking about pooping? I feel like I'm deranged
Talking about pooping is something girls be doing a lot
Whatever is infecting this server is contagious. We probably all have it
Blame a certain someone.
She started it
damn you Sid!
I said poopoo at work and the girls at work started talking about weird poops and stuff
I had to walk away from that convo 
The Crazzzzzed Caca consumers
it's called tidm (tism but for tiders)

And it went on for hours, because they would randomly stop by me and tell me more details that I didn't want 
My coworkers started talking about their stds just had to leave early and use my sick minutdz
fahhh
HIV blood enhanced bullets for assassins
float like a butterfly, sting like chlamydia
join in and start flexing
Collect STD like Pokemons
Beware of the herpaghonnasyphilaids
larp
Bro looked that up
Looked what up?
chat why is the armory only giving me mark iii power swords
It hates you
how do I get a mark vi
because Hadron hates you

Press the mark and switch it to vi
I dunno I don't use powerswords
The batteries suck
is this real
you can just change it??
you can??
are you new to game bruh?
You can change marks
wait no, you have havoc unlocked
But only if you're cool
you don't know you can just change marks??
Is literally going to inventory and clicking the weapon.
I cant believe I just found the marks button
SONNNN IM CRYINGGGG
Alright I'm out
how many hours you got in this game
200...
and ive cleared havoc 40...
folk
and duo aurics...
sheesh
good night, sleep tight, don't let the nurgle strippers get you
im also 200 and barely havoc 40 
I know everything about suikoden 1
do you know the sweat calculation of hestia's armpits?
the penance person
Penance lady.
no, drop formula
ya
If you want to cut wrist after, yeah.
Wuh
you ever find cute art of one of your favorite characters and think "I'm going to use this for a pfp or something sfw" then you look at the artist who made it and like 90% of their work is porn
Too much spoilers, but depresso expresso.
🚬
Cos pron pays.
Bonus
you good?
I make my own NSFW profile 
so theyre good at anatomy...
all good! 
gn diddy bluds gotta get my eepy time in
Yes, I won't die from it. I casually lacerate my fingers trying to cook already.
When finish my NSFW ish thing?

Soon™
i just realized when percent is of smaller number it stacks faster
for shit like blaze away
idk why that wasnt obvious to me
😂
Why do you think ripper dumps ammo or 66 ammo max?

Cultivating my Qi rn

i knew why
idk why it wasnt obvious that was how it works
fire drill but theres no fire, disappointment
Start it
Discord thought this should be the first thing i see upon opening it
And frankly i agree
Be the fire you deserve
NG
Do not incentivize people to start fires
By pouring gasoline upon themselves
And running through the building
STDs
A good fire starts from embers NG
You let it simmer until the day you need to stoke it alit
those burn too
sigh... smyker in my auric maelstroms...
not just smyker, electrokinetic staff smyker!!

Poetry
I get excited to fight a giant mauler wave
Top 5 STDs?
nope...
top 5 moments
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Pox
thrustgryn is freaking awesome
Syphilis
Gonorhea
Chlamydia
HIV
-Honorable mention to Herpes, it that infests 1/3rf of the world
Hepatitus
thrustgryn?
4/5
You’d have scored a perfect five if you mentioned helldivers 2 community
branx pickaxe, thrust, slaughterer, crunch in talents, and ill post the full build
OR limbsplitter
im actually a limbsplitter fan because even if it isnt up all the time you get a fucking omega swing if you time attacks
Syphilis is top bc rotting nose and insanity
Gonorhea is second bc the unshakable image of a guy bursting it wo knowing what he just did (internet stories get horrifying)
Idk anything about the rest
Bursting with fruit goodness
Gono sack.
Oh wait that’s starburst
Close enough
😭
What are these terms
The internet story is like. 6 years old and traumatically nsfw
I wont be sharing it despite wishing to curse people more on the exact details
Don't shag randos in the back alley of a remote bar
Nono its a cheating story
Crazy how humanity managed to survive before the advent of antibiotics
Girl went to uni. Guy waited for her to come home
Man it’s a shit year to be going on cruises right
Imagine the fueling fees for said cruises
Cheaper if they burn plague victims instead of fossil fuels
Then again... with all the antibiotic resistant viruses cropping up we might see all those scary old timey diseases haunting us again soon
Super bug is real, yeah
You're training your body to fight diseases on its own
I will become the disease 🙏
Benefits of being poor. You just sleep it off because $50 for a check up before price of meds.
Literally what i did w the food poisoning i had
And covid
My fever burning to 101 for 2-4 days before it broke the year after the main covid epidemic
The world can't afford another covid
the fake fire has been defeated, we pat ourselves on the back, firm handshakes all around
Only the filthy rich can.
Its evolution
Its just. We substitute decimating mortality rates and natural ends with supplemental drugs that vary from person to person. The bugs evolve to our medicines, are medicines must in turn be all encompassing and more potent
The malady that writhes in the dark, the oozing sore, the crusted wound. I will become a plague unlike any other, that merely shook the trunk of humanity’s great tree. I will infest the roots, wither them, and those whose mercy I grant will know nothing but the memory of ceaseless decay.
$50 is wild for medicine I’ll just die thanks
Nurgle is the type who willingly get bitten then hid his wound and go into a secured bunker full of people
Crusty and oozing just like a delicious pie
Theyll get treatment faster, but they werent safe either
That's JUST the check up.
You have to pay for meds ontop.
Ah yes. The “survived by their wits alone” guy
Into the pit he goes
Girl just manifest 💅 ✨
1 trip to the docs can be around $80.
Depends on if they still have generics or you need to pay for scammy branded.
That sucks mind you the problem here is to get to the doctor you have to get past the receptionists and clinic receptionists are actually demons
Take a nap. Hope someone leaves food and water. Repeat until better. Hope it didnt last long enough to cut you out of your business circles
You get fired for missing work and having no doctor's letter.
Average GP receptionist > Plague Marine
50 dollar prescription meds is bad?
Prescriptions here are $15 a month
nuke UK
Do it 
$50 just to talk with the doc to get a prescription.
Mfw gas station attendants were considered essential employees during the shutdown
Im pretty sure it was out of pity bc the pay bump from struggling to nothing is small but destruction
That blows ass.
I guess I'm used to shittiness!
Hoping things just
improve in america eventually.
Just talk to dr google
It was. It still has lasting effects like no savings due to burning them during that year to survive.
It says I have cancer cuz I coughed
Healthcare kinda sucks at all ends of the spectrum
Thats every year for us. The weekly paycheck life is no fun
Not American. We just have a similar system.
Google said i had a big ass tumour in my pancreas before i visit doctor
Just get rich and get private healthcare smh
But the relief you feel from finding out you don't causes an endorphin rush which makes you feel better. 200 iq strat
Oh, is monthly paycheck here but same results. We just eat less to store away some money.
Jussst waiting for the world to improve.
just waiting for god to wake up and kill all the bad people
Based albeit insane

I have bloodflow issues in half my body
Online md swears im suffering some early onset thing common in old people
I was 16 trying to figure this out
Insanity is maintaing my sanity then.
jusst waiting.
Take a trip, in the slippery dip.
Or just try some old timey remedies
Just waiting. for. the world to improve.
If I were American, I wouldn't be complaining about 300 ping to USW.
Ehm, 280 ping.
I used google to diagnose my nervous system problem when I had mad panic attacks last year and it told me I might be psychotic now I get loads of TikTok’s from schizophrenics telling me I’ve actually opened my third eye 😮💨
If only American have some sort of, amendment that allow them to take arms against the corrupted state
😔
The consititution serves the government more than anything else really
Kinda ironic
Such a meaningless old piece of paper.
I feel the issue is both ends are total cucks.
i've had access to a four wheeler for less than a week and i am considering getting a mullet chat
i might be cooked
Do it
My right arm and leg still pinches easy and falls asleep at the slightest angle 10 years later 🤔
Republicans are okay with the president spitting in their faces. The dems are doing literally nothing.
Do you get pins and needles on the toilet
I do its well annoying
I feel Im just riding the waves.
I guess we'll have to amputate
Just. trying to stay out of the water
If ive sat a solid 20 minutes
Most my deuces are pretty tho rip and run ngl
Scratch. 10 minutes
FIBRE KING


Bro I just woke up and already I’m laughing like a fucking hyena 
encouragement noted 

zola has questionable content...
im trying
Why are you always trying to put my species on food.
Your species is food
PIT ROAST THE LAMB
i saw ground bison meat at the store today

KISSSING ARGHHH
never seen that before
bison
kissing huh
I've seen ground bison but I'm still looking for air bison
I would probably. Just gotta put some spicy ass sauce on it.
No shit 
I made this quite known multiple time 
O.O
n- is this bait

heterchromia
Macintosk was the first to know I’m a cannibal
heteroni and cheese

STRIP THE LAMB, SALT THE CHOPS
lamb chops
CHOPS SALT THE, LAMB STRIP THE.
Lamb shank

FLUFFY LAMB BICYCLE
no?
pulls out a boombox and plays this ain’t no place for a hero
both bovine?
IN THE FLUFF IN THE FLUUUUUFF
no lol 💀 bison and cows are different animals lol
D:
Don't talk to me or my bison ever again
Fuck it. I don’t care I’m still eating it.
brovine and bruhmin
Cows also vary a lot. You got the Simmental, the Holstein, the Angus
My most favorite borderlands playthrough was pistol only Salvador.
min
That was fun :]
Unkempt Harold?
Braaahman
Braaaaahman
Brahmanbrahmanbrahmanbrahman
BO-VIIINE
Two actually. Wasn’t allowed to use the grog nozzle. Only on raid bosses was I allowed to use it.
they might be a subspecies the bovine family ? but 'cows' are also by definition female cattle and bulls would be males
And my grenade was magic slag missile with the x3 projectile count
wat dat cow doin
kidnapped by hot air balloon

cow bomb
I wasn’t a fan of BL3 doing the crappy torgue thing to unkempt herald
But at least now it can come in fire or acid
Wtf was that new version that came during the winter pass?
you can turn a bloated cow into a blowtorch
Don’t know. Don’t care. The only gun I cared about was the monarch rifle.
Which is basically a AK that acts like a shotgun.
a video of someone poke the cow belly like caprisun and flammable gas just gush out, they lit it on fire
reminds me of the video of that beached whale fuckin exploding
Still. Monarch was a BEAST of a legendary vladof rifle.
Dancing to a Polish song about drugs
i bet that beach smelled crazy
ah yeah that was gnarly
Imagine the smell


Fish bomb
i love how there are at least two separate incidents distinctly filmed the same way with the same reaction of surprise in the second video
Still somehow isn’t as bad as the Swedish fish cans.
Fish bomb

FISH IN CAN
dejavu
FISH. IN. CAN.
holy shit I love darktide so much

I think it was called……strumgenher fish or something?
watch out we got an insane person here
yea?
surstromming or whatever
lethal
darktide in 2026
oh yeah you're a darktide fan? name every moebian 6th soldier
Is considered a B.O.W
Something stromming
Sir Strumming
alphabetically or by order or enlistment ?
Just found out when I was napping, one of my dogs got into a fight with another dog
Surstromming

Sounds russian
battle scars
she fish in my can till i surstromming
Sucks to hear jakka
by order of death
Stromming so hard rn
It's alright. Again, my dog won
surstromming all by yourself king ?
im gonna strom your ming rn
Self-inflicted stromming session
My knight, its too early to knave
Starmering sesh
I'm not a big fan of the government
SOMETHING NEW
uhh uhh ... orange
IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT
What if we start calling gingers, orange
sour bunch
Would that be offensive or
give orange a break bro they already have a slur called POTUS
Potus?
he is orange
slow day innit
i saw someone in an instagram comment call artists of all kinds "creatives" n it kinda reminded me of the way like boomers and southerners will call ppl shit like "disableds"
Trying to cut back caffein
i think that would actually kill me
Switching from coffee to tea makes it slightly easier
Hows life
I've been chugging black tea since 5AM
Damn
Doesn't hit the same!
smoke
szczęść boże
How many bags to litre ratio
(im joking)
Licht
2 bags per mug
I do 6 bags to 1.5l
So much tea bagging

hopefully