general-chat

[hazy valley]

she did amazing work

[modest flume]

"Thank you for your input and showing us how good you are that you spend the game dead and ignore doing the one thing you're supposed to, thinning hordes and harassing shooters/specialists"

[hazy valley]

oh also I don't do crafting/gathering but my friends who do fuckin loved the moon

[graceful hamlet]

Smile is decent but holy shit the timing on when it drops is funny

[fallen tree]

i dont think the story will ever peak like endwalker, so my expectations are tempered

[modest flume]

"The oxygen you're wasting to cry about nothing could be going to others who would actually benefit from it"

[fallen tree]

oh i got big into the hand/land jobs lmao. i gotta 100% everything so 😭

[graceful hamlet]

Lower them a little more and don’t analyze things too logically and you’re all set

[fallen tree]

will do o7

[hazy valley]

my controversial take is that I actually loved Wuk Lamat and I was sad when the story quietly shuffled her off stage in patch content because her story was done

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

I really loved the vibe of being the mentor to a new fresh faced adventurer and watching them grow

I loved watching my baby become the hero and leader she needed to be for her people

I walked beside her every step of the way

even after she didn't need me anymore

until it was time to say good bye

and I miss her

[fallen tree]

how is NIN currently?

[marsh iris]

yo its the tutorial npc

[twin flower]

[fallen tree]

that was my main, cleared UWU on NIN

[twin flower]

final fantasy?

[delicate vapor]

Nine inch nails

[fallen tree]

NINJA

[hazy valley]

the moon has some cool cosmetics and mounts

[delicate vapor]

[graceful hamlet]

Wuk Lamat as a character is fine honestly. It’s just that she was written like someone’s OC so she is in everything, everytime, everywhere. In a time where everyone wanted to hang out with her but also the beloved scions

[hazy valley]

yeah like Ishikawa was promoted and stepped into a more supervisory role so this was the new writing team and there's a moment with G'raha which you can tell was written DIRECTLY by Ishikawa and it's so obvious the tone shift

[fallen tree]

reminds me of Nathanos Blightcaller from WoW

literal self insert

[hazy valley]

the new team needed to warm up

baby steps

Evercold looks good

[marsh iris]

damn im not nerdy enough to understand all this

[formal mortar]

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, the patch stories really inspire a lot of confidence in Evercold

[formal mortar]

WHAT WE TALKIN BOUT?

[twin flower]

hold me im scared

[fallen tree]

mmo's

[graceful hamlet]

Did you know FFXIV has a free trial?

[hazy valley]

I'm such a fucking dorky clown dude

[formal mortar]

Did you know that I have ice cream?

[hazy valley]

THEY EXPANDED IT TO INCLUDE SHADOWBRINGERS

[fallen tree]

nothing nerdy about ff14

[marsh iris]

sorry chat i dont play final fantasy

[fallen tree]

wait really? they really go hard with the free trial

[graceful hamlet]

Probably the gayest game on the market atm

[hazy valley]

I'm so fucking gay for this game dude
I was already gay
but this game helps me being my peak gay

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t understand your hieroglyphics, Final Fantasy fans.

[formal mortar]

I've only seen manly things in FF14

[fallen tree]

oh, i know, i did a lot of commissions for ff14 players when i was active

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna need to throw me a translation book or something

[graceful hamlet]

All those big, buff, half naked guys you see? All gay.

[vivid zinc]

I liked FF7 and 8. Rest was meh.

[marsh iris]

i however quite enjoy playing final fantasy Dirge of Cerberus on PSP

awesome game

[vivid zinc]

And the FF7 remake is meh

[formal mortar]

I would be happy too if I could show off my body like that

[graceful hamlet]

Final Fantasy is a good time tho

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep.

Goodnight

You silly geese

[formal mortar]

FINAL FANTASY was never final

[hazy valley]

FanFest had a funny event at Anaheim where you lined up to take a picture with a cardboard cutout of a catboy in a boat for a sticker
the line was two hours long
fans got impatient and made an unofficial line that made the workers upset
the line became three hours long
this lasted through ALL OF BOTH DAYS OF FANFEST

[twin flower]

my only exposure to final fantasy was prolly when my dad was playing the earlier versions of the game on the play station

[fallen tree]

Amelie Strawberry of the FC "Milk", i'm coming back baby

[hazy valley]

we're insane

[vivid zinc]

Final Fantasy XVI had a good story too

[hazy valley]

I was in that line

[formal mortar]

love, peace, and chicken grease Personman

[marsh iris]

goodnight gooseman (guzman like spanish name)

[formal mortar]

that sounds familiar

[hazy kestrel]

Time to have a strange dream again.

[marsh iris]

you and your freaky dreams

[vivid zinc]

Final Fantasy XVI didnt really feel like final fantasy though. It was super depressing and had kaiju battles

[fallen tree]

thats my ff14 character it better not be familiar!!

[hazy kestrel]

I’m betting the shadow gnome is gonna tell me about the gnostic gospels or some shit this time.

[formal mortar]

It really sounds familiar

[graceful hamlet]

I’ve been playing for so long that my character is on an Aether server

[marsh iris]

you should steal your dream stories and turn it into a book

[fallen tree]

i'm on Faerie, i think thats aether?

[hazy kestrel]

I should

[fallen tree]

if we met in the past somehow, that would be crazy

[graceful hamlet]

Faerie is Aether I think

[marsh iris]

some goosebumps novel typeshit

[graceful hamlet]

Been playing since 2.0

[formal mortar]

I was on Faerie

Long time ago

I wish I could remember my character names

[fallen tree]

i bought 1.0, couldnt get it to work so i got cucked of my tattoo, but yeah i played from 2.0, and then fulltime in stormblood

[formal mortar]

Same

[graceful hamlet]

Rip

[hazy kestrel]

From last time, there was a segment where I was trying to watch a soccer game in an apartment or something, and “Jesus” and the Shadow gnome started yelling at each other in some tongue that I’ve never heard before. And their faces were just maws of teeth for some reason.

[fallen tree]

theres no way

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[fallen tree]

i shit talked a lot in Limsa

[graceful hamlet]

The 40k to catgirl pipeline

[formal mortar]

Limsa was where my home was

[hazy valley]

I'm scared to post my character here but I'm Seffie Mewrilah on Mateus

[formal mortar]

You are 100% familiar

[hazy valley]

don't hunt me for sport please

[formal mortar]

That's cool af tho

ngl

[fallen tree]

what a strange world we live in

[marsh iris]

maybe they are sharing the elite ball knowledge

[graceful hamlet]

Vaer Va’cova on Midgardsomr

[fallen tree]

nice! maybe ill see you around, im gonna be installing today

i say i shittalk but i am nice

[formal mortar]

I have to rebuy the game

I lost my email it was attached to

[hazy valley]

if you see a Miqo White Mage in a big white hat and robes that's me

[hazy kestrel]

They were yelling in these strange square hieroglyphs that appeared in the air.

[fallen tree]

hnnng, i think last i played i was RDM

[hazy kestrel]

Kinda like Wingdings, but uh, eldritch

[fallen tree]

but didnt they make glamour not be restricted by class?

[graceful hamlet]

Pictomancer is peak

[marsh iris]

wingdings lmao

[hazy valley]

Pictomancer is AMAZING

[fallen tree]

o:

[graceful hamlet]

Yep

[hazy valley]

yes

it has made for some very funny new glamour options

[twin flower]

whats a wingding

[graceful hamlet]

I’m using an aiming top for my caster atm

[fallen tree]

pictomancer isnt a niche class like BLU is it?

[formal mortar]

Making me wanna play again

[graceful hamlet]

Nope, full blown dps. Actually competes with BLM

[hazy valley]

nope Pictomancer and Viper are the new classes

[marsh iris]

some silly old microsoft font which looks like glyphs

[hazy valley]

my friend loves Viper and it became his main

[fallen tree]

oh shieeet, im excited to try the new classes

[hazy valley]

he loves dual wielding swords

Pictomancer is my new fav Spellcaster DPS

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

yeah the viper aesthetic is sick

[graceful hamlet]

My friend likes Viper because it tickles his adhd

[twin flower]

[hazy valley]

Viper combines their two swords into a double-bladed sword

[fallen tree]

no way

[hazy valley]

it's really cool

[fallen tree]

my staffsaber fantasy

lemme close factorio and resub

[formal mortar]

Would have to make a character named Darth Balls to be a Viper then

[graceful hamlet]

In Evercold you can pick any color as your skin tone with a color picker so you can make yourself red too

[formal mortar]

Tho for censorship sake probably Balz

[hazy valley]

yeah they're expanding the colour system SO MUCH

[marsh iris]

just open microsoft word or something lol,, the font should be there

[hazy valley]

also the new Evolved Mode vs Reborn Mode

so classes are going to have two modes

[formal mortar]

I can be a full on Ork

[hazy valley]

and each plays differently

[patent grove]

Samurai4life

[fallen tree]

samurai is peak, or i remember it was

[hazy valley]

the new Dragoon Evolved mode looked amazing

[fallen tree]

the animations feel so good

[formal mortar]

I didn't play samurai

PC died when I was about to switch to it

Then forgot my email password and couldn't get back into the game on new pc

[hazy valley]

I need to pass out because I'm tipsy and sleepy but have fun if you play FFXIV and also if you play Darktide

[graceful hamlet]

I can never unsub because I own subs

[marsh iris]



[fallen tree]

goodnight, praying for no hangover

[hazy kestrel]

They can have a bit of a hangover, as a treat.

[fallen tree]

we just got a house from lottery when we stopped playing

its tragic

[marsh iris]

isnt it too early for australians

[fallen tree]

im praying for sneaky, not me. but its never too early to start drinking here

[delicate vapor]

Napping

[fallen tree]

dont

[hazy valley]

I'm so thankful people left because I got a good house in the Lavender Beds and it is all I have ever wanted

[formal mortar]

I remember I did get to make my chocobo pink and name it buttstallion

[marsh iris]

sneaky...

[graceful hamlet]

Dynamis datacenter is open and duty finder/party finder are about to be fully region wide

[delicate vapor]

2pm and I might nap just to wake up and drink

[patent grove]

Thats where my house is

[graceful hamlet]

Lavender Beds bros

[fallen tree]

i already started, godspeed soldier

[fallen tree]

looks like im coming back at the right time

[graceful hamlet]

Plot 14 is peak

[fallen tree]

we had one in limsa housing, nice view

[delicate vapor]

Zzzz

[fallen tree]

housing is too stressful, wym i have to make it pretty

[graceful hamlet]

You can always make it a meme instead

[fallen tree]

im too serious for memes

not rly, but it has to be pretty

[formal mortar]

If I start over from 0 what class should I be?

[marsh iris]

elios requires afternoon napnaps

[fallen tree]

start as tank so you get good tank queues

but if we play i can help with queues

you have to remember your old name

[formal mortar]

I can't for the life of me it was years ago

Probably can't get back to the server either

[fallen tree]

shit i dont have my authenticator on my phone anymore

[graceful hamlet]

Yea shits congested af these days iirc

[formal mortar]

I just have to find a time where it isn't congested then I can create right?

Or does it not work like that no more

[graceful hamlet]

Only Dynamis and Primal are open

[formal mortar]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[graceful hamlet]

Yea they fixed that loop hole

But, full region duty finder and party finder should help

[vivid zinc]

mmm rye flatbread sammish with tomatoes n double smoked cheddar

[graceful hamlet]

Any US datacenter will be able to partyfind/matchmake with each other without having to swap datacenters

Same for Europe and Asia, etc

[hidden whale]

paladin

because thats the only class ive leveled

so I have no clue what the others are about :3

[fallen tree]

any tank really, just to get the queues over and done with

[graceful hamlet]

Queues really aren’t that bad these days

Unless you’re playing during off hours

[formal mortar]

I'm going to try really hard to get my old account back

[marsh iris]

faaaaaaaaah

[formal mortar]

I don't have to go to work tomorrow

[vivid zinc]

noice

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

But...

[vivid zinc]

Ugh I shouldn't have had that sammich...I'm too full now

[formal mortar]

I have to repot a bunch of plants

[vivid zinc]

Well, you don't have to lol.

[formal mortar]

Yes I do

[marsh iris]

have you tried pot

[formal mortar]

My gf asked me for help because she just had some expensive plants die

They need to be repotted and cleaned up

[fallen tree]

stressful

[vivid zinc]

I guess she should have thought about that before she bought the expensive plants. Sigh.

That's why I water my plastic plants like a chud

[formal mortar]

Is my square enix id my email or something different?

[marsh iris]

whats for dinner hon
"expensive dead plants we had"

[vivid zinc]

One of those 'raise ur pet cow and then eat it' scenarios?

[hidden whale]

ahhh... youre about the fight the mog station...

lets say our prayers

[marsh iris]

prepared with love from start to finish

[formal mortar]

I found the account

[delicate vapor]

935

115

[fallen tree]

no way

[formal mortar]

But I can't load the game because I have to add time

LMAO

[marsh iris]

square enix for the love of god, more front mission

[fallen tree]

yeah, i gotta get an old phone charger to charge old phone, remove authenticator, add it to new phone, then add time, THEN install

😭

[delicate vapor]

Rinse and repeat

[marsh iris]

lucky you still have your old phone and not wiped

[formal mortar]

Wonder how much it would cost to change the character race

[fallen tree]

i hoard i dont throw things away

surely we get free fantasia :copium:

[marsh iris]

hoarders

[fallen tree]

at least when it comes to electronics

[marsh iris]

i do hoard too

i need to clean up some time...

maybe next year

[formal mortar]

I think I have to buy the expansions too... right?

It's been way too fucking long

[hidden whale]

my favorite metal band, Periphery, just dropped a full album....

hehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehee

[fallen tree]

you dont hvae to buy expansions to play, youd just be locked to what you have

[delicate vapor]

Free burger

[fallen tree]

[twin flower]

borgar?

[marsh iris]

free dom

[formal mortar]

Looks like I have 1 character left on Faerie

[hidden whale]

1 character does every job in ff14

dont have to make more than 1

[formal mortar]

I have 2 that were maxed out on Goblin

[hidden whale]

O.o

[formal mortar]

So the character left over on Faerie is a new character that was only a level 24 marauder, I must have deleted the other faerie characters to make room since I have a full list

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

Au Ra named Fafnir

[marsh iris]

laksa curry lunch

[formal mortar]

Welp gonna change the character's name and race after I figure out prices

[fallen tree]

i just found myself on lodestone

i raceswapped to hyur? eughh

[formal mortar]

I'm practically ready to just do noob shit with this character It'll be great

Tomorrow I'm going to see how much I have in the bank to see if I can afford this

[fallen tree]

🫡

[formal mortar]

If I can then I'm going to be playing again

I still can't believe I saw someone I recognize here of all places

[fallen tree]

[formal mortar]

That's cool af

[fallen tree]

i was very vocal so im kinda not suprised, but here of all places

[marsh iris]

smh accidentally using the opposite site of the chopstick, now i have to double down

[formal mortar]

I was very quiet

[fallen tree]

oh well thats good

that means ur not gogo mouse, my arch nemesis

what an idiot

[formal mortar]

That's another familiar name

[fallen tree]

[patent grove]

Cat boy supremacy

[delicate vapor]

Oh right gotta shower

[vivid zinc]

I can't believe I ate 4 bowls of ramen, a good 2lbs of moose meat, a flat bread cheese/tomato sammich, chips and 3 smoothies :/

[formal mortar]

You eating like me

[vivid zinc]

xD

[fallen tree]

that sounds real good

[formal mortar]

I must burn through calories quickly

I just ate dinner and I'm hungry again already

And I'm not even fat to show it

[delicate vapor]

Had a dream Fortnite was calling me to play it with free Taco Bell

[formal mortar]

Coworker called me out for grazing all day

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

damn

[acoustic pebble]

My day is ruined

I failed a friend

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[acoustic pebble]

I missed movie

Got busy

Now am ashamed

[marsh iris]

return the favor

[acoustic pebble]

Time to shave my hair into a Mohawk and take the slayer oath

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

buy tickets and tell the friend to not show up

[acoustic pebble]

It was over discord lol

[formal mortar]

Oh

Then it's fine

[acoustic pebble]

No!

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

Still sucks

[acoustic pebble]

NO!!

I FAILED!!

[formal mortar]

But at least nothing was bought

[acoustic pebble]

Laments as I shave my head

[marsh iris]

discord movie night huh

[formal mortar]

Shave your head then, still won't look as good as me

[acoustic pebble]

A Holdfast reg I'm in does that. It's pretty fun

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I look good bald

[vivid zinc]

Seppuku is the only answer here

[formal mortar]

You look good bald, but I look the best bald

[acoustic pebble]

I look bestest

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

I look the besterest

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Slayer oath is better

[marsh iris]

hes commiting scalp sepuku

[acoustic pebble]

I am the besterestest

[formal mortar]

I'm the best and I need not say more, for this will gone forever and I'm eating my ice cream while sniping someone and talking in discord

[acoustic pebble]

I have a cat laying on me

[vivid zinc]

tomorrow I have to portion and freeze a 15lb roll of pork loin 🙁

[cosmic burrow]

Johny test

[acoustic pebble]

I am undeniably besterestest

[formal mortar]

I slapped ass today

[acoustic pebble]

I slapped an ass today

[formal mortar]

I slapped more than one

[acoustic pebble]

I slapped the whole farm. Chickens included

Roosters got three

[formal mortar]

I don't mean animals

[vivid zinc]

You should probably stop slapping ur cousin's asses

[acoustic pebble]

None were spared in my case

[astral basin]

Mrm

[formal mortar]

I slapped my gf's ass..... and someone else's

[acoustic pebble]

I'm telling

[marsh iris]

slap aaaaaasss

[formal mortar]

She knows

[acoustic pebble]

I'm telling anyway

And sell her drugs

[formal mortar]

I told on myself

She won't buy drugs from you

[acoustic pebble]

I'm VERY convincing

[formal mortar]

She doesn't do drugs

[vivid zinc]

Kinky throuple with the cuz n the gf. Ur wild.

[acoustic pebble]

Everyone I talk to does drugs eventually

[formal mortar]

None of my cousins even live in my area

I'm quite alone where I am

[acoustic pebble]

Many not in the normal way

[marsh iris]

whose buttt

[acoustic pebble]

Mine

Smack it

Smack the donkey

[vivid zinc]

Stop ruining my fanfic

[formal mortar]

If I am given permission I must

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

This is not permission, Guardsman! IT IS AN ORDER!!

[marsh iris]

cock check afterwards, it must be soft for his sake

[formal mortar]

I don't care much for that talk involving my family because my biological grandfather writes that kind of shit about his fantasy he has about my mom, and I've already broken his nose when I found out.

[acoustic pebble]

My cock is definitely going to be running

[formal mortar]

He's a creep

[vivid zinc]

Oh god. Fair, sorry.

[acoustic pebble]

The fucker doesn't stay still

[astral basin]

The COs must know their soldiers are ready for duty!

[formal mortar]

No biggie, I'm not upset by any means, just figured I'd get it out that I don't care for those jokes pal

[marsh iris]

threaten it that it would become a cockmeat sandwich

[acoustic pebble]

I already ate it's hens in front of him

Still doesn't sit still

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

He's probably more heartless than I am

[marsh iris]

PTSD probably

[formal mortar]

He also is a professional clown

So make fun of that as you will

[delicate vapor]

Shower time

[acoustic pebble]

Pizza time

[marsh iris]

bro wtf lol

[acoustic pebble]

Holy shit I want pizza now

Now I'm hungry for steak

[vivid zinc]

Picking on a professional clown is too easy

[delicate vapor]

Go forth

[formal mortar]

It gets even more wild, it's because of him I have vietnamese uncles

[vivid zinc]

They picked on themselves by being a professional clown

[acoustic pebble]

He'd probably get paid for it too

[acoustic pebble]

Burns down Dominos

[hidden whale]

is someone in chat actually a professional clown

[marsh iris]

stud clown

[hidden whale]

thats a respectable job

[vivid zinc]

One person went to clown college

But they aint a clown

[acoustic pebble]

This server is a big clown car

[formal mortar]

No, he kicked my mom out of the house and then adopted 2 vietnamese guys, who in Vietnam are uncle and nephew, but in the states are brothers. He adopted them and didn't tell my mom, then had them go to the same school as her and didn't tell anybody.

[marsh iris]

its true, all of you fit in my phone

[acoustic pebble]

Exactly

[acoustic pebble]

This is some hardcore lore

[formal mortar]

And now one of them has paranoia because of him

[marsh iris]

broooo thats some story

[hidden whale]

wait I scrolled up

wtf is happening

[delicate vapor]

One way to do it

[formal mortar]

Theres so much more I could say but I'd be talking all night and I want to play some games

[acoustic pebble]

As Minthara once said: "Give the order and I shall kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes"

[marsh iris]

clown grandpa giving family psycological warfare, now i heard everything

[formal mortar]

It gets even wooooooorse

[vivid zinc]

nightmare fuel

[formal mortar]

I'll tell some other day

I suppose

Gonna play games before I sleep

[marsh iris]

is this a "but wait theres more" situation

[formal mortar]

Yeah you get the cliffhanger

[acoustic pebble]

Your grandpa kinda reminds me of my cousins. Meaning I have paranoia of them

[formal mortar]

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

Grandpa Ball Z

[vivid zinc]

Did he turn people into lamp shades? Cuz I feel like at this point ur clown grandpa turned people into lampshades...

[delicate vapor]

Psychological warfare

[formal mortar]

mayhaps

[marsh iris]

i bet he adopted someone who plays darktide to play with you without telling

[nocturne flicker]

my boyfriend wouldn't let me spare minthara by knocking her out in the first playthrough we did together (my first altogether) and i'm still furious. i let him kill lae'zel bc he doesn't like her, fair enough, but he couldn't let me spare another one of my species?

[hidden whale]

ill adopt anyone who wants to duo aurics

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

I killed Minthara on my first run too. Then the goblins. Then the druids.

I wasn't playing as Durge either

[vivid zinc]

1st playthrough for me was pure murder hobo

[shell goblet]

only been like 2 months and i forgot how fucking annoying it is to do the matistrati oubliette martyr skull

[acoustic pebble]

But I now enjoy the humble Barbarian hero

[nocturne flicker]

yeah but i'm a drow you see, and my other friend who wasn't in the run said it was worthwhile to save her. idk why he just wouldn't let me knock her out 😭

[acoustic pebble]

Because if there's going to be assholes in the world, it's gonna be me.

[vivid zinc]

I intentionally did everything I could in BG3 to break the game and/or the story. Had some fuuun times lol.

[acoustic pebble]

Male or female?

[delicate vapor]

Oh I remember that

[nocturne flicker]

man who looks like a woman 😤

[acoustic pebble]

Also I love how Minthara just bullies Gale for literally no reason

Like she uses Wizard as if its the N word

[marsh iris]

[shell goblet]

its the stupid button one in the prison but its literally impossible to time right with someone when you're on a mic with a second audio delay lmao

[delicate vapor]

True

I did somehow get mine done without the need of a mic

[nocturne flicker]

i like gale, that's the difference between me and her. but i appreciate how catty she is with him.

[shell goblet]

i only managed it when my wife and my setups were literally right next to each other but i was trying to help someone on mic and it was literal cancer

[nocturne flicker]

gale has that side of me where he's a complete asshole in how he talks to ppl but doesn't mean it

[acoustic pebble]

I like how they hugged in one run, but Minthara immediately threatens to burn a Galean temple if he told anyone about it

[delicate vapor]

oh yeah that’s painful

[nocturne flicker]

i mean valid crashout

[gloomy tartan]

Hey you know how da eart spins round fire ball

[formal mortar]

Old school drow used to have innate magic resistance. So wizards, especially males, weren't really great.

[gloomy tartan]

We understand this right?

[vivid zinc]

I like cutting gale's arm off. Solves a lot of problems.

[acoustic pebble]

It was more of an honest threat than a crash out, but still valid

[formal mortar]

At least for the lolth sworn, it was more about your clerics

[nocturne flicker]

i meant the taking of the action rather than the threat itself

[acoustic pebble]

Didn't know that. I'm always playing an Uthgardt Barbarian

[formal mortar]

But males fall into magic or physical combat pretty much

[gloomy tartan]

Horse shoe crabs are insane

[acoustic pebble]

Ah. Yeah, still valid

[formal mortar]

Read up on some Drizzt

[nocturne flicker]

my current is a lolth sworn oath of vengeance paladin drow so

[acoustic pebble]

Mayhaps

[formal mortar]

You'll get a good idea of the society

[gloomy tartan]

Horse shoe crabs were around when da first fucking fish fuck walked on land

[acoustic pebble]

Uthgar still condemns me to cleave everything

Especially City-men

[nocturne flicker]

i pretty much always go "dark elf" first in any setting really

[marsh iris]

he wants to reset your species with only your bloodline

[formal mortar]

I play human fighter

[gloomy tartan]

Horse shoe crabs have been alive for so long they still have copper blood

[nocturne flicker]

genius

[formal mortar]

I always self insert

Then I go for other stuff after that

[nocturne flicker]

i mean he's a human illrigger and i'm a drow paladin so

[acoustic pebble]

Speaking of, a friend of mine drew my Barbarian and he looks AWESOME!!!

[nocturne flicker]

play ranger like a real chad

[rough verge]

Chat am I crazy or is the inf lasgun dog. Heavy sway on a dmr is so painfil

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like a sitcom

[nocturne flicker]

show?

[acoustic pebble]

Where can I share?

I wanna show

[formal mortar]

Zealot chat

[nocturne flicker]

i'll show youse my drow paladin actually?

in zealot chat also lemme find it

[acoustic pebble]

Gotit

[rough verge]

I never played dnd but I fw baldurz gate

[obsidian wren]

Infantry or recon

[rough verge]

Infantry

[ripe tangle]

I don't like admitting my BG3 experience

[rough verge]

The dmr one

[obsidian wren]

Exe stance will cull the recoil

[vivid zinc]

Did you fuck the bear?

[rough verge]

I made bad decision after bad decision

[gloomy tartan]

Okay you guys know how the earth orbits the sun and the sun orbits the milky way galaxy?it takes the sun about 225 million years to orbit the Milky Way galaxy. The horse shoe crab is 450 million years old! That means it’s old enough to have done a complete orbit around the entire Milky Way galaxy TWICE

[ripe tangle]

no nothing like that

[formal mortar]

Fuck the bear then the squid?

[acoustic pebble]

Posted

[rough verge]

The recoil is fine its just the passive sway that is terrible

[ripe tangle]

I played with someone else who was a real N@zi about how I should play rather than let me play on my own terms

[acoustic pebble]

The world depends on it

[whole bough]

what mk are u using

[rough verge]

Maybe im just overreacting since I dont play many fps games but it feels wonky

[gloomy tartan]

The horse shoe crabs are is so old that it’s been around long enough that the sun went in a full rotation around the entire Milky Way galaxy twice.

[rough verge]

The top one

7

[ripe tangle]

and as a result to this day even though it's been 3+ years I have a hard time getting into it now

[whole bough]

positions of mks change for whatever reason

[ripe tangle]

-_-

[vivid zinc]

Crab theory best theory

[rough verge]

Mark 7 the green one

[gloomy tartan]

Bro the horse shoe crab is peak

[whole bough]

also idr what mk i even use

[gloomy tartan]

It was around before trees existed

It was around to see the first fish to on land and the first trees

Dinodaurs

Rome

[whole bough]

anyways inf las is kinda like the worst las weapon in darktide

[vivid zinc]

Many species evolve into crab-like creatures

[obsidian wren]

The heavy hitter is the most manageable by itself, but the other 2 marks usually need exe stance to be useful in constant fire (the kickback on it fucks the sights bad)

[vivid zinc]

Because crabs are the ultimate form of evolutionary expression

[gloomy tartan]

Like they have literaly been alive for so long that the sun was able to make a full orbit around the Milky Way galaxy twice

[rough verge]

I actually had a falling out cause my former buddy was a cunt about me taking a 45 second turn

[ripe tangle]

see, shit like that.

makes me not want to play "the best game ever"

[formal mortar]

Aw

[whole bough]

is that suprising

facist wants to control people

[rough verge]

Playing solo is way better

[gloomy tartan]

The same way the earth orbits the sun, the sun orbits the Milky Way galaxy

[whole bough]

pvp sucks now

everyone plays purely to win

nobody plays pvp just to have fun

[gloomy tartan]

The horse shoe crab has been alive long enough for the sun to make 2 full rotations around the entire Milky Way galaxy.

[rough verge]

Does exe stance solve the passive sway making me miss shots after I line up the head at range

[whole bough]

take the sway reduction perk if its an issue

[rough verge]

I didnt know there was one🫩

Oop

[whole bough]

its a good idea to take anyway since laser weapons love crits

[gloomy tartan]

They are so unfathomably fucking old

[vivid zinc]

mmmm crits

[obsidian wren]

It stabilizes everything as far as ik

[rough verge]

Yeah dude one thing I realize is that with shock trooper I can shoot literally all game getting by with just a small ammo pickup

[whole bough]

yea las weapons are efficient if you take it

dont tell anyone but heavy laspistol is just better inflas

[nocturne flicker]

anyone else want a sexy arbitrator to blow cigarette smoke in their face?

[rough verge]

And it does pretty decent damage. Its just hard to aim with it swaying. But maybe its just a skill issue

[nocturne flicker]

or is that like just me?

[acoustic pebble]

Just found out the Female Anarchist LOVES the Bodyguard Ogryn, but HATES Bully

[boreal pine]

Ok hear out my crackpot theory so we know one of the ways that tge poxwalker virus spreads is though sound what if the in game music is just grendals astral choir drowing out the noise

[nocturne flicker]

male professional vet thirsts over fem anarchist

trust me

[rough verge]

Damn not even a hello😂just freaky off the rip

[whole bough]

i do suggest trying out heavy laspistol tho

even without the perk it has like 0 movement and is just stronger in every way

if you hit head especially

its got crazy weakspot strength

[nocturne flicker]

i was here a minute ago, was just detouring in zealot chat to show off my drow paladin

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist: "You're dead, big, and ugly!"

Bully: "YEAH!"

Female Anarchist: "Ain't nothing to be proud of!"

Bully: "SAYS YOU!"

[rough verge]

Ill add it to the list, i want to max one weapon at a time

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw crushes hard on Male Professional

[whole bough]

i find a lotta weapons kinda suck until u get decent blessings/stats

[nocturne flicker]

hot take, they need to revert the ammo buffs to inf las and buff it elsewhere. like they already had a strong asf ammo economy

[whole bough]

so i just use brunt to max level and then use them

[rough verge]

Rn im doing shovel and inf for the canon fodder build

[whole bough]

inflas kinda sucks still

oh wait

misunderstood

[delicate vapor]

Milk way

[whole bough]

ya

[marsh iris]

i like how anarchists sounds like cartoon villain goons

[whole bough]

i mean i dont think they need to remove te ammo

[rough verge]

Bullet weapons feel like shit. Buff the revolver so I can be a space sherrif

[whole bough]

but it does need like

[acoustic pebble]

They sound like me doing a British accent

[whole bough]

revolver is fucking amazing

[nocturne flicker]

i'm doing pfalchion and plasma gun until fatshark delivers on their promise to make bulwarks better to fight

[whole bough]

but

[nocturne flicker]

dawg...

[whole bough]

hitreg is awful rn so revolver unforunately sucks

[nocturne flicker]

😭

[rough verge]

I have issues personally. Maybe skill issue

[boreal pine]

Tbh they are alright not really bad bad tho just better options but you can just be an elite sniper pretty well

[whole bough]

revolver might be my favorite weapon

[rough verge]

Its defo fun

[whole bough]

heavy laspistol is literally just better inflas in every way

[delicate vapor]

There can only be one corpse starch left for the one of us

[rough verge]

But it doesnt have a flashlight🗣

[nocturne flicker]

except ammo economy- oh wait shock trooper :3

[rough verge]

What if you get dark map

[acoustic pebble]

Also I love the Male Bounty Hunters first interaction with the Male Maul: "You want a piece of me, Tithe-rat?"

[delicate vapor]

Use eyes

[whole bough]

hot take but lights out is the worst modifier ever

even with a flashlight you have 0 peripheral

[rough verge]

Yeah its a pain

[marsh iris]

Maulkey Mouse

[boreal pine]

Like I said three are better options but one shooting basically everything in executioner feels nice tbh

[rough verge]

Im thinking about changing my vet personaloty

[whole bough]

i'll get jumped by like 20 shotgunners when i only saw 2

[acoustic pebble]

Paul Blart: Maul Cop

[marsh iris]

[lyric frigate]

fem cannon my beloved

[boreal pine]

Personally I like double barrel vet alot guareented giant cleve shots ate fun

[nocturne flicker]

it's good in concept and fucking sucks ass in execution

imo flashlights should be removed from weapons and be part of the character.

have segments where your flashlight flickers out, and it's at different times for different members of the team

[rough verge]

Ive been running male cut throat since the day I got thr game

[vivid zinc]

God I want a grilled cheese sammich now

[marsh iris]

we are all slave to the grilled cheese

[nocturne flicker]

so when yours goes out, you have to look for your friends' lights

[rough verge]

What would you replace flashlights with on guns that have flashlights

[nocturne flicker]

bashes

like if it has to be something that already exists for ease of transfer, bashes

[rough verge]

Are bashes even good

[delicate vapor]

See glowing eyes stare back at you

[boreal pine]

Nah laser sights better hipfire

[nocturne flicker]

better than flashlights

[marsh iris]

the other kind of flashlight IKYK

[vivid zinc]

I wouldn't mind a weapon customization system for certain attachments like flashlights, scopes and laser sights.

[rough verge]

Dont think ive ever used a bash in a situation where I couldnt have just swapped with the +50% speed

[nocturne flicker]

to an extent bashes are actually pretty useful if you're out of stamina bc you can use them to push dogs and bursters

ragers too but that doesn't always work

[rough verge]

I want an actual scope on my inf las

[boreal pine]

Tbh i only ever use the bolt pistol bash

[nocturne flicker]

i don't use bitch ass high mobility weapons

[marsh iris]

guys imagine lasgun mutated from the warp with a mouth in the barrel

[nocturne flicker]

i wanna fight shit

[nocturne flicker]

would

[lyric frigate]

i wish weapons with shitass activations were reworked

[rough verge]

What? I mean the veteran perk

[nocturne flicker]

mmh? maybe i misunderstood then

[lyric frigate]

something switching firemodes of the autoguns instead of dome dumbass bash

[rough verge]

Word😂

[delicate vapor]

I feel lobotomised after that shower

[marsh iris]

bro got brainwashed

[nocturne flicker]

i think that'd be good. i just mean i'd take bashes on weapons with flashlights rn as like a temporary lazy measure

[rough verge]

Maybe a burst option on the inf

[delicate vapor]

Australian showers brain wash you

[nocturne flicker]

so that flashlights could be on all weapons via it being tied to the character

[obsidian wren]

Me watching an indian guy weave a bamboo basket with a sickle and a wood block

[nocturne flicker]

instead of being a special

[lyric frigate]

im fairly certain that in lore you can adjust a lasgun’s intensity on the fly. let me do that too.

[vivid zinc]

YOU WASH UR BRAIN!?!

[whole bough]

well if we had weapon modification like they wanted to add

[delicate vapor]

[rough verge]

Was they gonna add customization?

[obsidian wren]

More dorobald

[whole bough]

its sitll annoying that the only rgument was "its not cod" and like, nobody is asking for 20 different scopes lasers flashlights grips and shit

[delicate vapor]

[whole bough]

just add basic ass modification

[nocturne flicker]

you can although... that's just... how the marks of inf las work but isolated 😂

[lyric frigate]

sonion

[whole bough]

like a single flashlight or laser

make a scope or 2

[rough verge]

Imagine a suppressor

[nocturne flicker]

it's weird

[whole bough]

weapon mods dont mean they need to make a million different attachments

just like the bare minimum

scope on helbore even

[lyric frigate]

maybe add something else to differentiate the marks?

[whole bough]

helbore is actually antifun to use because its just so fucking hard to see

half your screen is the gun

[rough verge]

Bayonet on other guns perhaps

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i just mean to conceptualise. that's the kinda dynamic you'd see

i mean i'd be in favour so i can actually pull off reliable enemy one-taps

with like a slower rof more damage per hit, more ammo consumption mode

[whole bough]

itd be cool if stealth mattered more than just temporary avoiding enemies

[nocturne flicker]

then swap back down to higher rof for when i need more volume

[whole bough]

cause even if u run past everything its all just gonna pile into one big horde

[nocturne flicker]

like fatshark's got the wrong idea imo for thinking the niche of inf las should be "efficiency" and buffing its ammo economy

[rough verge]

I would personally like full fledged stealth missions. Maybe payday 2 style

[nocturne flicker]

when they should do smth more like that and make it VERSATILE

[rough verge]

But thats a bit much to ask so i domt even hope for it

[whole bough]

inflas SHOULD be like the shovel where its a decent allrounder good at everything and great at nothing

[nocturne flicker]

yeah exactly

[whole bough]

since thats like

literally its purpose

[rough verge]

Except armor🗣

[nocturne flicker]

like it should be VERSATILE

[hidden whale]

is a zealot or psyker crazier overall?

;.;

[rough verge]

Cause in lore its shit against armor

[whole bough]

psyker rn is way stronger

[hidden whale]

no I mean crazier

insane

delusional

[whole bough]

uhh

[rough verge]

Mentally? Seer

[whole bough]

depends on the personality

[rough verge]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

half-true. CARAPACE armour

it's great for flak

[rough verge]

Savant is more sane than fanatic. But judge is more sane than seer

[rough verge]

Thats what I meant mb

[astral basin]

Apparently theres a phenomenon among horses where they tend to not know theyve been born if theyve been removed through c-section

[whole bough]

i know carapace is pronounced care-a pace but i always say care a piss

[nocturne flicker]

hot-shots are good for flak and carapace, but the implementation of them would have to make them guzzle ammo a lot faster bc it's more expensive power packs

[whole bough]

careapiss

[whole bough]

ogryn needs a powerpack lasgun

like gunners

[rough verge]

I would enjoy hotshots so I could cosplay a kasrkin(im a basic ass cadia simp)

[whole bough]

ogryn could have such cool weapons

but fartshark oul;d never

[nocturne flicker]

care? it's more like the "car-" in "carrot"

[rough verge]

But I have pride in my basicness

[lyric frigate]

ykw i want?

[whole bough]

regional thing i think

[lyric frigate]

a heavy stubber for the human classes as a proper LMG

[whole bough]

car-a or care-a

[rough verge]

Is carrot not care-ot?

[marsh iris]

i dont carrot all

[rough verge]

Yeah maybe regional

Midwestern

[whole bough]

also yeah wtf is car rot

[astral basin]

Must be taking the piss >.>

[whole bough]

ive never heard that

[nocturne flicker]

could be done with multi-lasers but it's weird and finnicky.

mining lasers, lascutters are more likely for a "torrent" las weapon style.

there's also lascannons where if you made a robust one for ogryns, it'd be between plasma and helbore (ogryns obv can't use actual plasma)

[obsidian wren]

Me when my car is rotting somehow

[marsh iris]

keh ret

[hidden whale]

why no ogryn plasma? o.o

[twin flower]

carrot

[whole bough]

ive only heard care-it

[marsh iris]

garotte

hitman's favourite carrot

[nocturne flicker]

they're not smart enough to know how to vent weapons like vet or admech units could

[rough verge]

Lore reason is because the Mechanicus sees plasma as sacred and wouldnt dare trust such an imbecile with it. But my head cannon is that all the ones that get it and blow themselves up

[nocturne flicker]

so they'd just... blow it up. and plasma weapons aren't exactly being given out like lasguns in lore

[hidden whale]

so my veteran must be real special :3

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. they're not guardsmen, after all. they're on a level above that, not only in veterancy but also in rank

[rough verge]

They also get power swords, so they gotta be some kind of top dog

[nocturne flicker]

they're junior officers, commandos and weapon specialists

[nocturne flicker]

lowest possible rank for power swords and power falchions is corporal or sergeant, depending on what the world or regiment deems a squad leader

[marsh iris]

i hope the giant pilotable mechs in the future have boobs

[rough verge]

Isnt the professional supposed to be an officer of some sort

Thats the kind of vibes he gives

[marsh iris]

i feel he's just a military specialist + nerd

[rough verge]

E-4 mafia headass

If you know you know

[nocturne flicker]

most likely a sergeant or corporal yeah. basically all of them are beyond normal guardsmen. heck the cadian is implied to be ex-kasrkin in some lines (scions but cadian)

[nocturne flicker]

fuel storage pls

[rough verge]

I thought he was just a regular cadian. Learn something new every day

[nocturne flicker]

like how hive scum aren't just hive gangers, they're bounty hunters, cartel officers, etc. and that's why they can use bolt pistols, chainswords, etc

[rough verge]

You can tell im a casual by my lack of knowledge. I love learning about the setting 🙂

[nocturne flicker]

he probably is but there's some lines that could be construed as IMPLYING it if that makes sense

[marsh iris]

should be filled with non-newtonian fluid capable of stopping 50mm rounds to the chest

[nocturne flicker]

nothing wrong with not knowing everything right away

[rough verge]

Yeah that does. Kind of in the air so you can pretend you're a kasrkin

[marsh iris]

with kevlar/silicon hybrid surface

[astral basin]

Professional personality was a soldier that got caught being an opportunist cunt when the fight started goin tits up
Hes a scrappy one, but he never shook that shifty eye for loose feathers that dont need pluckin

[rough verge]

"Give em the old kasrkin double tap" type shit

[nocturne flicker]

but yeah like the lowest rank our vets can be lore-wise is corporals, or a weapons specialist

(weapons specialists often use weapons like plasma guns, melta guns, etc.)

[rough verge]

I dunno what exactly that means bit I assume it means shoot them twice

Would we ever get a melta?

[boreal pine]

Tbh we could be lower we get acess to those later as we gain the inqustions trust

[cosmic burrow]

No

[rough verge]

I know the lore bros hate it but I quite enjoy the space marine 2 melta

Very fun to blasy

Blast

[nocturne flicker]

potentially. i could see it on vet or zealot. the issue is that its niche would need to be ironed out for the game so it'd be good with the gameplay flow

[marsh iris]

beam type melta gang

[nocturne flicker]

preferably both vet and zealot obv

[rough verge]

I suppose theres more to game design than "this is in the setting, add it"

[boreal pine]

Tbh big close range blunderbuss with extreme anti armor damage

[nocturne flicker]

beam, or even a pulse. as in a temporary beam

[marsh iris]

like the one in inquisitor martyr game

[nocturne flicker]

mmh

[delicate vapor]

[boreal pine]

Or beam depending on what type you want i like the big cone shot

[rough verge]

What shovel mark do yall use?

Im leveling it with infantry las

[nocturne flicker]

could do both for charged and uncharged attacks

like sienna's beam staff in vt. gods, they need to put that on psyker...

[nocturne flicker]

the regular one. mk i. non-folding.

[astral basin]

On the one hand the gameplay makes it seem like they gain the necessary weapons briefing and training in the time before and during a strike
On the other hand. Some of the stuff they have access to requires a competency level that usually comes from previous training

[nocturne flicker]

it's the best stat-wise, easiest to use... AND. it has the best "clonk" sounds

[rough verge]

Might try female cutthroat. Im a cadia simp and I never see her. Dont even know what she sounds like

[rough verge]

Ill give it a session 🙂

[nocturne flicker]

she has a strange accent. i play as her.

[nocturne flicker]

use the special to push poxbursters away it's really fun

[marsh iris]

bing bong bang bong bing

[astral basin]

The crit meta staff before necro dominated everything else?

[rough verge]

Is that the one where you get a stab

Im probably gonna run frags with it all

[nocturne flicker]

iirc they nerfed that but yeah. beam staff is just soooo fucking fun and i miss it so much. psyker's staves in DT are boring as shit compared to VT staves

[nocturne flicker]

as the special, yes

[rough verge]

Cause a regular rifleman probably doesnt have kraks?

[nocturne flicker]

good idea. solid generalist build

[rough verge]

Atleast to my knowledge

[astral basin]

It was either a shotgun
A laser
Or a head popper

[marsh iris]

frags are good for trash mob clear and elite stagger

brief breathing space

[rough verge]

I honestly think the bleed is decent on big health guys too

[delicate vapor]

viau

[marsh iris]

its alright, but i dont wholey dependent on it

[rough verge]

As a bonus I mean. I toss one into a big mixed crowd and sometimes I see a crusher just fall over

[marsh iris]

i tried smokes last week, now i have 2 fave nades

[rough verge]

What are smokes even used for?

[marsh iris]

makes ranged enemies miss you

[nocturne flicker]

some ppl are asking for bleeds to be buffed bc of uncanny nerf and it's like dawg they're bleeding bc of shrapnel and cuts, something armoured enemies should be inherently resistant to...

[marsh iris]

they cant shoot what they cant see, usefull for those crazy gunner spam and it lasts quite some time

[delicate vapor]

to smoke it

[rough verge]

Sometimes having 16 shotgunners in a room can be aids to dodge

[nocturne flicker]

like the very fucking reason we use armour at all in the military is to protect against shrapnel. everything else it provides is secondary

[nocturne flicker]

just become neo >:3

[marsh iris]

shotgunners are food for me

[nocturne flicker]

same. plasma charged attack go fwoomp

[delicate vapor]

food

[marsh iris]

[nocturne flicker]

i tried to do a plasma vet build with power falchion and without iron will. it felt like what psyker SHOULD feel like, it was really backline-focused and glass cannon like

[delicate vapor]

more I realise whenever im using helbore las and activate the stance people always just walk in my sights

like id move away to a different position and they stand right infront

[rough verge]

Im not yet great at handling melee spam and a bunch of ranged

[marsh iris]

you should push block at intervals

[nocturne flicker]

i mean ofc i went back to iron will bc obv plasma has downsides that psyker doesn't have and it wasn't a perfect 1:1

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

on vet you mean?

[marsh iris]

like maybe push block every 2 seconds

[twin flower]

enjoying that new withering fire on vet with the helbore atm

cleave goes brrtt

[marsh iris]

FYI, when you push, enemies behind you also get affected

same for blocking

[nocturne flicker]

bc vet's niche atm (unless you use crutch melee weapons or VoC) is to be VERY poor against melee enemies who aren't trash mobs, but an absolute monster against ranged enemies

[whole bough]

ppl keep saying withering fire is bad but its great on a good bit of weapons

[jaunty path]

Lowest one that has no flip.

Good for stopping mutants.

[whole bough]

mk3 or mk1 i think

the brown shovel

[marsh iris]

i always like to have the weapon specialist talent for vet, so useful

[whole bough]

the keystone for swapping a bunch?

[nocturne flicker]

it's good with las weapons and plasma, ESPECIALLY helbore holy shit.

i imagine it's good on revolver, bolter, etc to an extent

[whole bough]

ive tried but its too overwhelming for how much is already going on

[twin flower]

am not one to minmax my builds tbh so i dont have a stance about it either

[whole bough]

its amazing on revolver

[nocturne flicker]

i use energy and force weapons wherever possible

[whole bough]

goes through multiple flak guys

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i thought it would be

[whole bough]

me when collat headshot on 3 maulers

(ell it doesnt always kill in 1 shot but it still pens)

[nocturne flicker]

i struggle to path to it. i actually run a dedicated keystoneless build on all classes as a way to be a "generalist" who isn't really excelling at much but does everything well

i mainly go for focus target on keystone vet

bc it's a more natural choice for pathing for me, and it also is just VERY easy to use

[whole bough]

not always great

it works for vet and arbie but its really hurting on other classes

ogryn maybe

[nocturne flicker]

i have a keystoneless psyker build who can do auric maelstroms without taking HP dmg by simply outpacing enemies' dps with peril toughness regen

it's hilarious

[whole bough]

psyker i suppose too

[cosmic burrow]

Ogryn really likes his keystones

[twin flower]

[whole bough]

the psyker keystones are kinda like entirely uneccesary unless ur doing a specific build

[twin flower]

didnt think no keystone builds was a thing

[nocturne flicker]

yeah zealot and ogryn specifically are the worst classes to go keystoneless imo

[whole bough]

most common with vet i feel

since you can get crazy toughness

[twin flower]

I should give that a try

[nocturne flicker]

it's especially big on vet.

other classes ppl tend to have dedicated themselves more but i just have a keystoneless build on each class as a "let's see how this class does without them" thing

[whole bough]

vet its pretty cabable without most

marksman focus or whatever its called is great if u have a good ranged tho

free toughness

[twin flower]

, ive been enjoying exec vet with the helbore so maybe i'll tweak it a bit with no keystones

[delicate vapor]

seems big

wait theres a boss hold on

[whole bough]

if ur going keystoneless u probably want VoC

[nocturne flicker]

good for sniping with helbore. especially if you heightmax vet to jump and hit bulwark heads over their shields with it

[delicate vapor]

ve 2

[twin flower]

laser bros

[whole bough]

i like helbore but its just so ass to aim with

i cant SEE ANYTHING

[delicate vapor]

teammates get in my way when im shooting with it

[twin flower]

not good with exec?

[whole bough]

exec likes marksman focus

could still try it

[nocturne flicker]

karker, MOVE!!! 🗣️

[whole bough]

but VoC is a good allrounder

to fit with the no keystones thing

[twin flower]

real. I try and aim for the ones further away

I think Mallow mentioned a vet with the shared outline for exec, was trying it out on maelstroms, and i've been sorta enjoying it

[whole bough]

i always end up aiming at chest because if i aim at head i cant see their head

[nocturne flicker]

exec is decent with keystoneless but frags are heavily recommended, and you should take a vet-exclusive weapon to account for armour.

unless you wanna use DS like a coward? 🤨

[twin flower]

ive been using rashad like a basic bish

but hmm, maybe i'll try it on my voc vet first like what moth said

does sound tricky trying to do shit with exec and no ffs keystone

[nocturne flicker]

rashad's good. it's in a spot where it's strong but i won't look down my dorsal-humped roman nose at you for using it

not like duelling sword

like i'd put it in A-tier

[twin flower]

im wanting to try other melees out of the norm but its just so bad sometimes

was a time i was trying to force myself to enjoy the shock mace or whatever, its just.. kinda doodoo

[nocturne flicker]

i mainly use power falchion but that's just my autism. it could be swinging faster, doing more unyielding dmg but apart from that it's a nice one-handed vet analogue to zealot's relic blade

[twin flower]

oh yeah i enjoy falc too despite what people say about it lmao

[nocturne flicker]

shock mace is solid apart from needing like a specific adm buff iirc. i think it's unyielding as well

[delicate vapor]

think and play like a noob

[twin flower]

I was thinking of doing knife just to spice things up a bit next

i havent leveled that at all

[delicate vapor]

get to it

[twin flower]

[nocturne flicker]

like shock mace- i mean maul, what the fuck you made me call it a mace...

shock MAUL is solid for captain deletion bc you just remove their void shield with it. having it do more boss dmg in general would allow the niche to be filled properly

[twin flower]

i forgot what it was actually called, i thought the maul was for arbies only

[nocturne flicker]

by remove i mean like melt. not outright but it's VERY fast

[nocturne flicker]

nah that's just an arbites-specific shock maul. imo they should've called it the dominator maul

on arbitrator

bc that's like the lore name for one-handed mauls used by arbitrators

and it's more snappy than arbites shock maul

maybe GW had a hand in it and were like "well we're not sure if we wanna split them into two unique weapons yet" or something

bc of shock mauls and power mauls early on being much less distinct

and dominator mauls are typically portrayed as power mauls, not shock mauls. but arbites shock maul FEELS like what a dominator maul would and even matches the models

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

its weird hahahaha

[rough verge]

I mean knowing gw they gave the thumbs up to literally everything that ended up in the game

[marsh iris]

thumbs up hatsune miku drip

then ill buy all the plastic cracks

[sour fossil]

A nurgle fucking ate me and spat me out inside a cage. Now i cant get the fuck out

[delicate vapor]

air frying the pizza

[delicate vapor]

hatsune miku does exist

in a way you didnt expect

[mystic fossil]

i hate when monstrosities true stun grab me then throw me into every enemy or off the map

hank check

[delicate vapor]

im fine with thrown into every enemy over off the map

[mystic fossil]

Hank ain't here ☹️

[astral basin]

…

[delicate vapor]

oh hold on let me send u a new anime site

[astral basin]

Elios

[delicate vapor]

since the one i sent u got taken down

[mystic fossil]

nah missus got me

[astral basin]

Elios wtf is this

[mystic fossil]

but you can send another 🤑

[delicate vapor]

heating up left overs

[somber stream]

It's good to reheat the pizza

Much better than microwave

[astral basin]

In an air fryer???

[delicate vapor]

i dont like microwaved soggy pizza

[mystic fossil]

"people" who eat cold pizza aren't real

[somber stream]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

air fryer gives the crust back

[marsh iris]

rinse the pizza in water for a second and then reheat

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

its real bro

try it

remoist, recrust

[astral basin]

Hi. Its been sitting in its box in the oven for the last 18 hours. I turn the oven on until i smell cooking cardboard
How are you

[delicate vapor]

take pizza

out box

[marsh iris]

DONT WASH YOUR FACKING PIZZA

-# just rinse

[mystic fossil]

just have the pizza under your pillow when you sleep so when you wake up it's nice and warm

like this is basic ball knowledge

WE ALL do this

[astral basin]

Instructions unclear am i supposed to just have soggy bread now?

[delicate vapor]

ya

[marsh iris]

-# free parmesan topping if you know what i mean

[delicate vapor]

put pineapple and tuna on it

[marsh iris]

@somber stream

[somber stream]

Ever had Frozen Pizza?

[astral basin]

Per-me-sin

[somber stream]

Nah he's joking

[mystic fossil]

fish on pizza is horrible

[marsh iris]

what if its real

huh

[marsh iris]

cook it first bro

[mystic fossil]

you know what let's call the pizza expert

[astral basin]

Someone shoot that Canadian

[somber stream]

I cast mail bomb

[mystic fossil]

@drowsy lynx

come pizza expert

Elios you're also canadian??

[marsh iris]

pitza expert

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Elios got sniped

[delicate vapor]

No

[marsh iris]

lol

[delicate vapor]

australian

[mystic fossil]

where do you live

oh...

[marsh iris]

whats your address

[mystic fossil]

yeah i wanna send some things

[astral basin]

Thats canada with extra steps