#general-chat
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Glazedi- 
Honk squad 
i love the slur for elites in halo - split jaws
I'm a new clown! 
sneaky beaky
Go away, stranger
Hi new clown!
Love the game. Horrible community.
I keep thinking hd2 is a cool game and I hear people complain about the community, the devs, and whatever the fuck 
idk who they are but I saw someone with the server tag and I'm a clown so naturally I had to join
It is a cool game. Just people don’t know when to shut up.
they have some good emotes/stickers
bless us with a clown sticker
Like I’m trying to enjoy these cool ass mechs and suddenly I GET FUCKING YAPPERS IN MY DAMN EAR 🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

cant enjoy things nowadays

"Helldivers is a cool game"

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
Cute clown

clune
Above your understanding
Oh hey I got some too
Best nap ever

Loyalist
I added left over moose roast to my ramen. The roast is so well cooked it falls apart like pulled pork. Yumm
I am not a loyalist
the community right now is split between 2 groups the extremes of both are the glazedivers who worship the very ground arrowhead walks on and to any complaint is just a skill issue or from someone who hates the games, the other extreme is the hatediver to whom nothing is good enough and it's always bad
Hairy tick
pochiitaaa
We know, iron loser

Better than Dune: Awakening. They're shutting down half their servers cuz they made their game a griefer's paradise in the end game + locked important resources behind end game zone content
Friday today, fist pump
I have changed my name and allegiance, if you didn't notice it
Stinky
Friday today, alcohol pump
🤜


Had a thought earlier: would you like Krieg more if they had personalities like the Clones from Star Wars?
Time to day drink at 8:40am and finish at 8:40pm
THOSE GODDAMN CLONERS
Oh I remember Dune. I was SO fun riding around in the ornithopters. It had no end game and so after my friends and I finished the story we bounced because the end game was just dumb pvp that was all ornithopter rocket spam LOL
They got a massive following
Sad part is Dune: Awakening is a really good game if you're into the survival crafting genre 🙁
It's weird to hear they're shutting down
But I'm not surprised
The devs fumbled that game hard
the biggest controversy for HD2 was the doxxing incident where a guy challenged the devs to do three D10 operations (the highest difficulty) then a youtuber jumped on it and added that they had to use specific builds. some people latched onto this deemed it harassing the devs to ask them to play their own fucking game doxxed the original challenger contacted his work, got him fired, contacted a horse sanctuary he volunteered at for 11 years, got him kicked out of that too. regularly harassed him with death threats and the like, allegedly did the same to his wife causing him to leave reddit, the game, and both the internet and gaming as an entirety @twin flower
Any studio would KILL to get the player numbers they pulled
They tried to fix it. And kind of did but by time they got things better it was just too late.
Reject Dune, embrace Conan Exiles. They just buffed their dong slider.
They really needed some sort of plan for a PvE end game or a more complex PvP end game than they had. I guess they assumed players would spend more time on the PvE/storytelling of leveling but they underestimated how hard people will no-life a game they enjoy
Also yea Arrowhead is fucked pretty much, but it doesn’t really matter until people actually stop playing/buying warbonds
Probably. But Krieg's whole thing is they're barley human meat robots
I.. dont know even know at this point
I'd say im glad to not have the game and deal with whatever that is lmao
I have friends who play that but they tell me they don't think the game would be for me because it has slavery or something? And it's more than the stuff we did in V Rising together so idk
They wanted everyone to roleplay the landsraad system. Turns out there's players out there who just wanna grief lol.
tbf they hear the complaints but nobody has faith in them right now
yeah it's kinda stained arrowhead because their response and the reddit's response was to put it lightly abysmal

Griefing comes standard with any PvP game but it didn't help that their system encouraged it LOL
from the devs you got a "we don't condone doxxing mmmkay" and the reddit banned challenges for a time then let them back with a grocery lists of bullet points
Again, anything is better than Steve Lyons's krieg
Yea you can knock out NPC’s, drag them back to camp with some rope and then strap them to a “Wheel of Friendship” and convert them to your side 
tbh if you want something like helldivers 2 people usually point to this game or DRG
or far far west as of recently
If Helldivers 2 was 1st person I'd probably live in that game in spite of the toxic ass community/dev war going on lol
I was a part of its early access tho I didnt stay long for Far far west
fun game
like.. if bullet hell was an fps, i think it'd be that, from my experience
with a bunch more elements to it
AH OK THAT'S WHY THEY SAID I WOULDN'T LIKE IT
they never told me why so I was confused
Oh boy that sounds ripe for griefing lol
they said NPCs so like they can't do it to other players I assume?
Yeah misread that lol
yeah it's a good game but the dev's bungle it at every chance to the point youtubers are BEGGING them to just fucking communicate more

Nah, there’s PvE official servers and it doesn’t work in players. You go capture crafters and warriors so you can have a warrior npc buddy to dungeon crawl with and to guard your base
It would probably help to ban that one dickhead dev that mocks the community from any PR work too. You generally don't wanna lambast your customers unless that's your brand.
You get enough fighters so you can do optional PvE siege stuff where enemy NPC’s try to raid your treasure vault
they put a fucking muzzle on that guy
#bringbackevil-bosse
Theres prolly a mod for that
there's also alexus who's famously said and i quote "we won't buff the sterilizer (one of the worst guns in the game btw) because nobody uses it" w-what the fuck?
I've looked into it already 🙁
Most of the Alexus hate is funny because over half of it is taking his dry humor out of context 
Arrowhead is a weird ass studio.
tbf he also has his incredible track record of fucking up hello neighbour 2 not helping his case
The source of that info being a fandom wiki article that bans you for asking for a source 
Give us skitarii and our souls are yours fatshark!
Like I’m sure he made mistakes or whatever but I doubt he personally ruined the whole game
give ur helldiver a bbl then idk what to do for ya
i mean he was both on the team and by several sources was the one who made some boneheaded decisions
also yeah you right his dry humor does him no favors
The entire dev team when one guy decides to do a thing apparently: 🤷♂️
Did it happen yet?
Did what happen yet
Helldrivers w bbls
did a new class get announced or released and did it not be Skitarii and the whole server collectively have a shit fit?
When does it get better
with them i.... kinda believe it tbh
that team is pretty known for being..... odd
bbl wuh now?
Soon ™
ah okay
It really depends on the organizational structure. StarCraft 2 had a pretty big problem due to some very...ummm...outspoken people who ruined game balance for a few years (community balance patches made by pros) until Blizzard took away their balance powers.
Can't wait to have slowmode in gen chat again, oh boy
Ikr it’s always great….
From what I’ve gathered, the team just wasn’t good or had piss poor direction. Which means it’s just another dev team that fucked themselves over. 

I really wish Helldivers had stayed niche ngl
honestly kinda same
Instead of deciding to cater to CoD players. Yes, the new CEO literally said they changed direction to do this. 
that being said most of the criticism is fairly valid the HD2 youtubers tend to put it succintly and aren't just "we want it easier" but rather "make the challenges interesting and creative thinking rewarded"
CoD feels like tiktok brain rot personified these days
xD
tbh probably their biggest mistake
top down you can do a LOT
granted third person you can do a lot too
That's why I prefer 1st person. I like limited info and using my other senses rather than just sight.
3rd person is my favorite imo
but also if you're gonna do third person horde shooter you kinda gotta make weakspots clear and whatnot
tbh HD2 just feels kinda screwed from the get-go because they had to balance for 2 (now 3) incredibly distinct factions with entirely distinct features and whatnot
Ngl I liked it not doing the classic “shoot the things marked with big glowing arrows and yellow paint”
no but there's more ways to do it other than that
and tbf for the first bit they did do that
That's the neat part. They didn't have to balance shit because the gameplay leans into hyper powerful weapons on fragile tiny humans that die constantly
the crusher (when it's not turning 180 degrees on a literal dime) is an example
Their attempts to balance cause more harm than good
the back is visibly less armored so you will naturally aim for that
My favorite part about the Helldivers community is that they’re too stupid to realize how much got nerfed with the 60 day patch
also ablative armor is bar none my favorite feature and i wish it was there from the start
ooooh spicy, give some examples
the box literally says "overpowered weapons"
just adding to your point
Yeah AH really messed up with HD2
They could still turn it around but name a more iconic duo that small dev studio and self sabotage
Vitality booster bonus got cut in half, Orbital Precision Strike got nerfed due to know explosion damage increase, rocket pods didn’t scale well, HMG got a durability nerf, that’s off the top of my head
also to be fair to alexus he's made my favorite items in HD2 in the napalm barrage the warp pack and the funni hammer
Box also says “impossible odds” or whatever which is obviously a lie 
tbh i think it was noticed but people's issues stemmed from constant nerfs with no buffs so things just ended up weaker and weaker
That’s the funny thing, there were constant buffs too at the time
Obviously there were some big oopsies too but like there were more buffs then nerfs
i mean we did get impossible odds..... just with cyberstan later on with the damn endless vox engines
The buffs back then were mostly just token effort though. -2 shots in a mag +5% damage stuff
D10 is literally designed for casuals. Straight from the game leads mouth 
i mean i wasn't saying it's not
i was just saying that holy hell the vox engine spawns on cyberstan
People froth at the mouth over nothingburger buffs nowadays which is funny too 
Eventually that kind of shit just poisons the community and no matter how good you do they're still going to be sour and toxic
The community was always that way
Shit hit the fan the second the first nerf hit the game
Wasn't the 1st patch mostly just nerfing the cool stuff that people liked?
I vaguely remember it being a bad patch
tbh tho a lot of people's issues nowadays isn't just balance it's stuff like the bugs not being patched for in a few cases over a year
like in some cases enemies ENTIRELY ignoring buildings and geometry (look at you flesh mob)
That's just unprofessional lol
So people overzealously claimed that the railgun was the only good weapon at the time and bubble shield and all that. So they nerfed the railgun (which was too strong due to a bug) and nerfed the Breaker shotgun (it was a slap on the wrist)
Yeah and then ppl just started using autoguns after, right?
Then people harassed Baskinator (she’s a women and had colored hair or something) and sent death threats to AH.
and that's part of the criticism these bugs have been in the game since the flesh mob got introduced and still aren't fixed on top of that there's stuff like stealth nerfs or not properly documenting what's being effected by a change
people are kinda insane
i mean, that's not ok in any situation
There's a reason I describe myself as a nerd who hates other nerds lol
Yea the community has always been sour. It’s just most of them feel unified against the dev team so a lot of that shit gets ignored
imagine giving death threats over a gun in a game like bro go outside touch grass and don't stop touching it until the men in special gowns come to take you away in the fancy jacket that makes you hug yourself
Exactly
Hiii, sorry we were playing, not anymore tho
hang or hug

it might be the most fun way to play the game
I wasn't aware they made fancy mental ward jackets that could do the former
People can’t handle ragbaiting fr.
OH HELL YEAH HAVE FUN 

Arrowhead not being able to tell that the gun was over performing due to a bug is hilarious tho
i mean it's kinda split right now as mentioned aboved
And then they're also SO easy to ragebait too like I'm just ready to get some popcorn and watch them have a nuclear meltdown over nothing LMFAO
kinda just indicative of their whole thing there's still many bugs that just aren't fixed still (and believe you me gets annoying being destroyed by a flesh mob that's just quantum tunneled thru the building behind me)
Yea, which is even funnier. If you ever mentioned nerfing anything before this split then people would legit get obscenely angry at you.
They also don't have a balance team which is kind of weird structurally for a game that does heavy balancing
Honestly a big mistake on their part
and now the split is you mention issues with the game you get screamed at and same goes for the other side too
iirc the clarification was "our whole team is involved in balancing"
which ok?
tbh a lot of people miss twinbeard because he always acted as the voice of reason and tended to be good at quelling outrage
Yeah IDK if having the whole team involved in balancing is a wise choice lol. Some people are explicitly bad with statistics and whatnot
I miss being able to chat with the devs but people got so mad when they didn’t talk in overly nice PR talk 
is the average age of the HD2 community 12 or something
what happenede
Might as well be honestly
I don't remember it being like this
Usually you have someone heading up the balancing efforts who understand statistical analysis and how to reconcile that with popularity to figure out if something is just really liked or if it's a balance problem...in IDK...a BALANCE TEAM lol
nobody knows
the community was pretty chill outside of railgun mains sobbing and shitting themselves violently over nerfs
it just kinda became like this
It’s always been like this. You just didn’t see it unless you took an opposing opinion 
I only vaguely remember people telling Bugdivers to stop being bad when they were literally just running in to farm supercredits then exiting the mission
a lot of people blame bugdivers for everything to the point it's becoming a meme
I remember being somewhat active in the server chatting in 2 of the 3 general chats they had with slow mode on
Is it really that bad if your entire goal is to get the premium currency and then GTFO?
because god forbid people play the part they like in a game they payed for
How bad is the railgun nerf
Bugdivers are just here to have fun. They have no idea what major order is going on ever at any time. They just wanna shoot bugs or they're poor so they're farming supercredits 24/7 like a fulltime job
old news from the start of the game
what was it before lmao
People stopped using the railgun and swapped to the autogun after the nerfs. They were too heavy handed.
basically but apparently it's a sin to not engage with the MO 24/7
Idk I value my time too much to spend hours grinding supercredits but like it is their life to live and to waste at their choice so
I was an armory regular, we got a reputation because we used data and math instead of vibes and were ok with good nerfs. 
That's how I see it.
Oh it was really strong a LONG time ago and then they nerfed it so now you have to be pinpoint accurate on the charging right up to exploding to death to get the good damage and a lot of HD2 players took on crying as a professional sport LMFAO
We criticized bad nerfs too not that the community cared
it used to be baby mode easy

I was really into flamethrowers but nooooo AH had to make them comically bad for the longest time
Railgun users used to genuinely be one of the few players with a bad attitude in my experience and they'd say you're throwing if you're not a Railgun user too
so I was totally ready to laugh at them
dont you need to shoot at the ground to get the most out of em
ok gotta ask out of pure curiosity: thoughts on ohdough?
you're throwing if you're not a Railgun user too
a sad state for a game
Not only that, you can light yourself on fire easily by doing that and the enemies will just charge through the flames like they don't exist

it's ok the nerfs made their collective crying SO worth it

they now don't find find being on fire very convenient (which good change there)
THANK GOD
It was stupid, having a crowd control weapon that didn't crowd control lol
I think HD2 is fun but I haven't played it in forever
I'm just mocking the community
I have no horse in this race but wow I'm ready to watch them fight over whether or not the horse belongs in a glue factory
ALWAYS ready to listen to gossip and drama
The update that brought tanks got my friends and I into it again for a bit
We divided into 2 tank crews and had an amazing time
That sounds fun
its a fun game if you dont know the meta or interact with the community
one mission we had 1 tank crew and the other 2 in mechs to screen infantry and cover flanks better
its a bad game to get invested in
it's a game that feels VERY fun to play and coordinate with friends imo
most had issues with that update for the reason that vox engines were damn near everywhere
but it's also not really a game I could play over and over like Darktide
I remember people complaining about Leviathans sniping
Brunt is so cool
then they got nerfed and I was sad
They should add an ogryn class
I kind of want to see a game that does the whole HD2 thingy but on a Wildlands scale, gigantic walking simulator maps with intense battles and vehicles
TBF it was usually you'd bring a vehicle and that nano-second it landed the leviathan popped it
Darktide x Helldivers collab
planetside 2?
oh absolutely but it was sorta like... an active threat you needed to be aware of and know how to engage
it's not really that anymore
you couldn't just ignore it and play however
do yall have cooking ball knowledge?
uhh
do you mean cooking skills or some phrase about "cooking ball"
and a leviathan killed your vehicle because you were sitting in the open with it aiming at you
like knowledge about food
does cooking ball mean something else lmao
the mistake was made long before the vehicle dropped
no clue thats why I asked lol
true leviathans also really worked best in city enviroments the moment they got into more open maps was hell
idk what cooking ball means
Anyone know when warhammer skulls is?
yea I can cook pretty decently. I cook 99% of my own meals for like a decade now
agreed like you needed to be able to use the cover and positioning well and most people just didn't want to learn that
i did however really enjoy taking the autocannon mech and just unloading into the flying bastards
I'm an amazing cook personally. It's one of my hobbies.
autocannon mech my beloved
As long as I got ingredients I can whip something up
Thank you. 💙
kk would you guys happen to know what goes well with gochujang sauce ?
I think that might genuinely be my fav thing to play in HD2
like meat or veggie
idk that sorry 
dawg 💀
Spicy green peppers
like the small ones?
Depends on what you're putting it on
Big
there's info about it in #📢news-bulletin and #🐦tweets-sermons if you wanna see the teaser for the upcoming Darktide stuff
that's what im asking gang
sry my skills are mostly in european and african dishes
mines more on local lmao
and latin
any meat rec or no?
Personal taste dictates all. Personally I'd either add shrimp, white fish of some hind or chicken/beef
got it ty ty
chicken
also how's that moose tasting
One day

Darktide will trend on tiktok
If you add shrimp, coat them in Italian seasoning and fry them until the spices turn a dark brown.
LMAOAOOAOAOOA
And yall gonna be accused of larping
It'll make a crust for the shrimp
last thing we need is to see hadron, rannick or whoever else doing some silly ai dance on tiktok
Actually we need to see that asap
But not ai

My life won't be complete until I see Rannick twerking now
as long as it's not AI we're fine
the super crooks dance really fits him
I support our real artists
He’s so pretty
I wanna see Hadron dance tbh
hadron is 400 years old and basically fully machine no way they can move
if she breaks it down she'll probably break down
That or turn into a Dalek
I wanna see her dance too now.
it really does
darktide dance competition
Swagger wins no contest
Sloptuber. I guess the Mr E equivalent 
i think commodore clears, her or swagger
Dukane does not know how to dance. Marshall Vortarn is not even aware of what it is.
I see Dragor just throwing it down
Credit where credit is due, Ohdough’s testing videos were pretty solid
Cartels might give Swagger a run for his money though
man has personality
what about hestia?
Dragor could shock people with some amazing dance moves though
right? 

Sefoni can't dance but if you agree to be her puppet she'll make you dance on strings show you how to dance
and then the stage crumbles and grendyl is there with his personal (war)band
she'll take you breakdancing
lmao
appalled by the horrible dance moves he had to show up
Emphasis on the break
yeah he's also imho provided the most detailed criticism (and also in depth) of the game currently
Hadron breaking every component in her body and me breaking every bone in my body speedrun to see who ends up crumpled on the floor as a mess first
and then he hits some micheal jackson aura while using all the psykers to shoot fire up instead of fireworks
do you think mechanicus can blue screen?
From what I remember he mainly hated most of the core mechanics and wanted it to be a snappy horde shooter instead of what the game is 
well, not like they run on an OS
no he's mostly highlighted that the challenge feels more artificial and his two favorite enemies are the hulks and the striders
for the same reason, extremely hard but fun!
Bord
well probably not extremely
and enginseer kayex coming out with his backup dances or pre servitors
Hulks aren’t even hard anymore, they’re just chaff at this point
you get my point!
Bord
is it the same birb
Whose hat is that?
Moist
its mine, my hat
✋ 🤚
Your bones are moist right now
Zola could dance but she's embarrassed about it
Morrow will tell us he could dance before a war injury he sustained and then go into a tirade about it

I bet you Morrow can sing better than he can dance
and striders?
what about uhh, i forget his name, that Arbitrator next to Zola
Enginseer Kayex and Magos Kharib walking out onto the stage and making people think they're about to break it down but they're both here to quietly shuffle the broken body of Hadron off the stage after she finishes dancing
factory striders i should specify
Zola dances on a table like she had too many mixed drinks
i realize the walking AT-ST things are also called striders
Dukane does the kazotsky kick
Marshal Vortarn? Dude doesn't know how to dance
And if you ask he will arrest you
What class tho
And can do a keg stand like nobody's business
Science class
and Melk stepping out saying how dancing ought to be, but be really bad about it
True

DARKTIDE DARKTIDE DARKTIDE DARKTIDE DARKTIDE DARKTIDE
These are the questions Plato dealt with
Melk is there to play peanut gallery and judge dancing like he's Simon Cowell from America's Got Talent with all the sass but he will never actually dance
Both, mixed with Gatorade powder
still have to max out my las guns that isn’t the recon
Fr though, I didn’t know there were variants
you talk about dancing but the only ones that would likely dance are morrow and zola
I've been watching friends play Warframe and I've been very tempted to try it
dockets
Factory striders were always cool but a bit weak. Not being able to one shot them anymore by poking their toe is nice tho
I don’t feel any joy anymore with recon las my fun is with helbore and infantry las
Just buy a ton of low tier ones and burn them with Hadron
yeah and he still uses them as an example of solid balance
It’s fun, depending how you see it but there’s a lot like 10 years worth of content to go through but I’d say place at your own pace
Licht sent a really good looking screenshot of one of his warframes looking like a Necron, was really good
also tbf vox engines are a good enemy their only issue was they were entirely too numerous
That gladriel emoji is really quite growing on me
He so happy
smileycalgar is also good
carpel tunnel, hellbore is fun tho
I found a vid of someone making a Sister of Battle look in that game
I regularly have the most damage done on the team but it doesn't mattter if I'm not stylin' while doing so

Asian
He’s just shy
I just lied
These muhfuh would clip into buildings or drop on top of them and snipe you

Well yeah, but we were hitting Cyberstan tbf. Also those are mostly decent design with some very questionable bad design decisions 
Dior 2? Noted.
yeah i also really enjoyed the cyborgs
She has a name smh (sorry ❤️)
ablative armor is a solid concept and i wish we had more of it
I hated fighting the cyborgs. I was a bugdiver

I played through FFXIV doing literally every quest, side quest, trial, normal raid, alliance raid, duty, hard mode duty, extremes, the old field operations like Eureka and Bozja, etc. I could go on but like I've gone through 10+ years of content in 2 years before
I could do it again
Enemies being able to ignore the Voxes tracks is crazy though
Fym I can't take cover there
Yeah you’d speed through
or the vox engines being dropped directly on your position three times in a row
OH I FORGOT I MAXED OUT ALL SOCIETY REPUTATIONS
what do you mean "clear enemies from the flag" how do you expect me to do that!?
Oh yeah but where’s your fishing achievements? SMH
You can also trade in game plat for prime frames or sell your mods for easy plat
there's also a ton of grinding in leveling frames and prime frmae
In the end fashion literally traps you in
You’d see someone’s frame and be amazed
Heirloom frame skins
That's kind of neat
I have no context for what that means so the first thought that came to mind was like Darktide portrait frames
bro I thought y'all were talking abt the gym 
I never could get into Warframe. The gameplay was just “everything keels over to your farts”
both of us having no clue what they're on about 🤝
Not far off from having a character do that
Literally
The new frame Follie is
Wow

early/midgame warframe is where its at
lategame those mfs are playing racing simulators
mrrow
yes
I tried going back to it but couldn’t remember what was going on so I dipped again
Do we verbally pronounce your name as a full cat impression?
I was pretty early game 
yes
Mrrow :3
mrrow
Row
Okay peak
God
The dog with the butter on him
dog wit da butter
I need a shower
Stinkelios
ur cat wasnt expecting sudden affection
making sure ur trilling it
Reed Read Red Read
I literally just mrrow'd like 5 times irl
I knew it lmao
Mrrooww
frames as in warframes, prime frames are the buffed variants that you have to either trade for or wait to farm
I started letting my cat out on the balcony now that they're old enough to not jump off of it. He's so happy.
Meowslims meow 5 times a day
Meowing on discord < showing how mentally broken you are at a bar
I still have no clue
do you mean like
armour
characters?
You’re like
So American
lol
And I kinda love it ngl
just do both 
its like zealot
🔫 pew pew
yes
and then SUPER zealot
yes
imagine theyre two different characters
yes
Brag about meowing on Discord at the bar to the ladies too.

frames are something a tenno/drifter/operator pilots
frames are the player character
most warframes were human beings before being turned into warframes
oh ok so like living armour you wear
frames are basically different characters in how they operate
I think I get it
different abilities stats etc.
lamb
Dumb :]
tbh the only thing I'm aware of in that game is that the voice actor for Emet Selch in FFXIV did voice work for a character in warframe and people can dating sim him there LOL
Yall are never gonna beat the Discord Mod and Kitten allegations
I… am STEVE
WHAAAT
CONTEXT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST PLEASE
context is pretty much exact
They were all making cat calls
Protoframes are the ones you can date
Thankfully the mods here are very nice
can I have yuri
yea
Oh I thought we were about to have a novaonline moment
ok I'm downloading this game
Yeah I like all the mods here. Which is fucking weird lol.
you can do anything
there is some really funny dialogue you can have
although you gotta progress further into the story to even get there
"think about what that tongue can do!"
@delicate vapor sorry wrong person. Was meant for remember
...clean my toilet?
That's what we're talking about, yes?
that's ok I'm dumb enough to chase yuri no matter how long the road like I had my Dragon Age Inquisition character attempt to flirt with that Dwarf scout that you literally can't romance until DLC and played the whole game just to do that

yuri is WAY better than yaoi
You didn't like Sera? Aka Red Jenny?
O deer
don't even
He just started a war
o deer
i will DIE on this hill
I really liked her set up but when I met her I immediately was reminded of someone from real life and cringed so hard I couldn't commit
It's not her
It's someone I know
Rip buddy 
Understandable... i was more of a Cassandra guy myself
She is hot but she is straight so she is not someone who can share my circus tent
Freaks
DRG on sale
True and fair enough... im just a guy who likes a woman who can kick my ass
Death by snu snu
you will not trap me
LMAOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOOAOAOOAO
The only yuri I want to see is 40k cat girl yuri
insert good answer nephew gif
Felinid Class when?
so ugh
what if the servo skull in the teaser is just something we collect for the skull event instead of a new class
that would be mega disappointment
They need to be psyker felinids so I can play as a magical 40k cat girl
Felinid AdMech customization incoming
metal cat ears soon
DIE, PERISH
... that would have so many sales, they would make so much money
Games Workshop would hire actual hit men to hunt their game studio
LMFAO
I bought that Avatar game, it's cool and everything but I just can't get into it for some reason.
Hayio Jacko
Aloha Al
Bc you're playing as a blue Xenos?
The gameplay just feels...dull.
ALOOOHHHAAAAA 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
Eyyyyyyyyy
I mean shit it's pretty as all hell
HENLO wait why are you sore
Did squats at physical therapy today. I'm gonna feel it all tomorrow
Exercise sore is good sore
cause its basic af sadly

If you are gonna play as a blue Xenos... you'd better have Biotic Powers and be shopping on your favorite store on the Citadel
premise and world is cool af
The best sore. My legs may disagree for a bit
hello darktight
As long as you haven't hurt yourself
I sprained my ankle on the treadmill before a concert once and I hated myself
LOL
once you have played better games, dull gameplay really sticks out
I still have modded Stalker 2 installed. Might try that again.
Oof. I've seen that happen. How long did it take to recover?
only a few days but walking around was a pain
HAYIO GARU
I feel it. My spine is messed up
I worry a lot about my posture tbh
shrimping it up in a chair is just too comfy
helbore las time
my fyp really wants me to get into red rising, should I??
Shrimp kitty
You can have good posture and shrimp it in a chair
I can summarize it for you
"oh theyre so golden and smart and sexy, but so cruel and cunning"
You’re telling me a kitty shrimped this rice?
"hes so tall with golden hair... I HATE him, I HATE myself"
The book series? Yea it’s a fun time. Very wholesome.
soooooooo how people see white people??
Mmmmm shrimp
Now I'm hungry again
Same I wanna make more ramen with moose roast
Fatass
stalker 2 has out-of-whack weapon balancing where SMGs have more punch than an AK
Fuq you
I want shrimp tempura
I guess that makes mods necessary
You wish 
Shrimp dumplings are the best. I live near a dim sum place
Isn't that the main character in the Hunger Games?
The mods I use fix that xD Mine's set up so it's more like Tarkov.
We will get you that asap princess 
LMAOAOAOOAOAO
You should eat! Protein is important after a good exercise
I GUESS?
I will punt you into the ocean
after playing ready or not, I want every game to have RON's gunplay and damage
anyway its pretty hype. but its also gonna make you think about elites and class consciousness CONSTANTLY
I did eat. But this talk of shrimp is making me very hungry again
I don’t wanna go to your house buddy
Fatness Everdeen
The Weasley?

Good. It's mine
Maybe a light snack instead? Just to take care of the monchies
Funny thing is Jennifer Lawrence would probably laugh at that lol
DRINKING TIME DRINKING TIME
I have some neighbors who can disappear into my gut
WERE ONE TRILLION DRUNK TONIGHT
I love her
That's the spirit!
Get some water, you dry ass
She's pretty funny
One trillion ginsas the americans Say
can you wait 2 days
Not a fan of her acting usually though
wait why 2 days
cuz i'm drinking in 2 days
ah ok
we can all drink tgth
I will also get some drinks
In two days? Bet
I gave up drinking for the most part
HELL YEAH
I'm taking a drinking break until my bday in a month
We are staying up till 1 trillion am
friday for me
I really want a purple haze now
must drink..
Get wgatever you want
All this talk of drinking is making me hungry
I don't have what I need to mix it at home so I'm going out to get it
Why r younit in a bar?
Mix it with cola
Purple haze and fried pickles would heal my soul right now tbh
I'm at home! I wish I was in a bar
a home bar would be nice..
Why are you at home
Because
he was hiding
From me, I hope
They're overrated

Was
I saw the missing knife and I knew when to run

walter white figuring out the broken piece of plate
I should've strangled her when I had the chance

I been in the cold once. Didn't go so well
are you quebecois?? 
Even if I was I would never admit to it lmfao
Canadian seperatists are clowns
Sounds like admittance to me
you're hiding it, i smell the syrup
I'm going to make some sweet potato fries this weekend
With syrup
Arisu
That...probably wouldn't taste so bad if you went light on the syrup
A CONFESSION!! YOU ALL SAW IT
WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT NOW HELLO??
hewwow
Howdy
Well Im going to go make some more moose ramen and watch more The Expanse
no, we only put fries in poutines
but syrup in poutines ain't unheard of
The hells a poutines?
fries + cheese curds + gravy
Moshi moshi
I heard that in Kiryus voice
shittilly mixed poutines ruin my fucking day
Mmmmm sounds tasty actually
So… in my normal voice?
Poutine deez nuts
Your voice ain't that deep
what did you poutine it?
It's amazing. But will make u fat
? It is bruh
Lies
My voice is so deep n manly stay mad n jealous
I'm already fat
Cope
damn alice a man? dropping my chances

Enjoy the triple bypass at 45 if you eat too much poutine then.
?
I didn't say I'll eat a lot of it. A good steak is all I need
literally h/him in the bio gang
I like it rare
I forgot to change that
i guess I’m a real boy now
mustve woke up in a different universe today

She/shim*
congrats on the transition king
You wish
Shank/Shiv
The first thing I’m doing is going out n crying in public
yeah your pfp is diff i thinnk you're a skinwalker
I only wish for laser beams attached to my head
????
frickin' laser beams
Damn. Someone didn't get the reference

Sorry I’m not old n evil???
I could really go for steak hhhhhh
I'M NOT OLD!!
Just evil
Theres a difference
did you miss the other one
the female one?
Remove the old. You liar
SHUT UP
i know you had two in between you switching back to this one but i no rember
NO U
good old plasmagun teaser
Plasma gun is the next class
I saw people say it's an Arc Rifle
it's plasma pistol cuz we are getting the leagues of VOTANN
YOU SHUT UP LIAR I WILL DESTROY YOU
FUCKING FIGHT ME
or, it's a cullexus assassin class
LOSE FEW POUNDS FIRST
dont fight me

you'd lose to tickles
AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE??
Garu please don’t tickle random people.
o deer
What if I tickle you more?
i'll tickle random people
if only they fight me
Hush hush, go play outside
All you people prepping for the tickle war bow down to the winner. I'm immune


Kitty don’t let people tickle you wtf
I'll find your weakness
I wasn't going to! Besides I can't anyway it doesn't work
ive never not known anyone immune to tickles
tickle your darktight
Im tok drunk to understandthis
I knew one. He was immune to tickles until I pulled out the feather
feather is cheating
Go to sleep
MMAOOAOAOOAOAO WHAT
are you ok 
WHAT

What? It worked
undrunk alice
you legit started 15 mins ago
Yes
every time I see this face it makes me laugh LMFAO
I was game drinking
Drinkinf mid game you noob
I feel like this conversation is what pre-teen boys imagine girl sleep overs are like lmfao.
Nice virus
gotta wait 8 hours to drink and darktide
It's already working

Goat


where are all the goated mods ☹️
all the luck
That is one sad ass kitty 🙁
Im here
FUCK YOU IT'S NOT ON SALE FOR STEAM
next week human child
just servitorize me
me first
bout to pay full price for when that class comes out, oh boy
I was in line FIRST
ideal and likely!
it would be a fantastic surprise
they should promote you to mod
YES!!!
plasma pistol for votann guys trust meeeee
YESSSSSSS!!
AAAAAAH IM HAPPY AGAIN!!
?? could a monstrosity even tank that?
Im already a mod
I have the looks
I have the hair
I have the life
they should promote you again just because then
SHUT YOUR STUPID LYING MOUTH
Just need the piss colored name
im sure the devs can scale it down
, and its not that op afaik
noob
oh nooo my fellow strike team members all have radiation cancer now and need heavy augmentation I wonder how that happened haha...
induced cancer
cancer inducing gun
i think we're slowly building radiation resistance
if we can kill burgles and walk away fine, then radiation is prolly the least worrying thing 
honestly if they can walk out a stomach with no deathly illnesses I don't think a bit of skitarii green aura would be the worst
Rad Weapons

hi noob
I don't know where we're going to get next week to be honest but hey probably a new class or a different update than mine I hope they update the that barebone game mode
which one?
The leftone
gundam dropping tmrw who gon watch it
do i have to work 
yes
Yes
you gotta do alice's work too
Yed
I just rescued a big floofy dog
servitor life
It jumped out of a truck
Show us
My day is happy
street shark saves the day
Already gave him back to my auntie. I'll take a picture next time I see him
(like in the cartoons)
She's a neighbor
Ok thank you
double chicken n cheese burger with fries and a coke..
the moose man
eat the moose man
installing stalker
, did its big update come out yet


Call of Pripyat was prolly my most played one
i love it when the headgear that says "changes player voice" actually changes how the voice sounds instead of just you're talking thru a mask
well, I guess it technically did change your voice? 
I hope for a lot of this from the AdMech class
it did but in most cases it's barely noticeable (looking at you scarfs!)
dude i want so much more of it you don't even know
I need a Dalek easter egg line from the AdMech class "ERROR...ERROR...ERROR"
"your voice is better heard throughout the battlefield!" yeah it certainly doesn't feel like that
imagine one of the dialogues where they insult you in binary
gonna be nice









