general-chat

[hazy valley]

I love clowns

[visual vortex]

If i met an alien

I would not hesitate to kill it

[ember nimbus]

uhh... based?

[visual vortex]

I dont care if it's innocent or passive

[marsh iris]

Boltist

[ember nimbus]

suffer not the xenos to live

[marsh iris]

no more mr nice guy

[elder merlin]

We need to kill you first

[visual vortex]

That would be very funny

[marsh iris]

boltgun 2 but its like duke nukem but with titus

Titus Exterminatus

[astral basin]

Aa

[ember nimbus]

malum caedo is such a g honestly

hes one of the stronger protags

[marsh iris]

sternguards dont fucking play

[ember nimbus]

i really wish the game had a modding scene

boomer shooters deserve one

maybe well get lucky with bolbgun 2

[visual vortex]

I hope boltgun 2 tells us where malum went after 1

[astral basin]

Caedo used to be a snobby prick that got a vessel full of marines killed

[visual vortex]

I dont care abkit the sob protagonist just malum caeso

[astral basin]

Caeso

[visual vortex]

Caseo

[marsh iris]

mlem kelso

[visual vortex]

🫃

[astral basin]

Mallum Caeso, the widest marine

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

That's maximmion voss

[ember nimbus]

caedo shits on greater daemons regularly

[proven basin]

Idk should I get Forza horizon 6 I don’t use a wheel tho idk

[thick coyote]

I don't car games

So idk

[marsh iris]

lol car what year is it

[little marten]

Iron within was pretty sick

Careful who you call fat at school 😈

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

Why?

[proven basin]

Screamer game looks dope

[formal mortar]

They'll still be fat tomorrow

[little marten]

Cause they come back as heretic Astartes

[ember nimbus]

when that one guy saluted the astartes i laughed out loud

[proven basin]

Don’t call plague ogryns fat

[formal mortar]

We kill heretics

[ember nimbus]

like, that was THE worst guy you could have picked to salute to

[hazy valley]

cause they'll still be fat but they'll be FATTER

[visual vortex]

And probably smell bad

[formal mortar]

I give out soap and deodorant for those in need

[astral basin]

Subnautica 2 game preview available now

[formal mortar]

Your weight is your problem or happiness, not mine, but your b.o. can destroy my senses, so I am willing to help with that

[ember nimbus]

b.o is like top 3 most unattractive things and top 3 most attractive things at the same time

im not elaborating

[formal mortar]

No I understand

Because there is actually a thing where if you apparently like someone's b.o. then you are more compatible in a relationship

[somber stream]

Pheromone is one hell of a drug

[formal mortar]

Literally how one of my teachers got his wife they smelled each other's armpits and decided to give it a go

[visual vortex]

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug

[twin flower]

[formal mortar]

She confirmed this

[visual vortex]

You're telling me if im pumped up and excited enough i can bench press a 1300 lb slab of granite and throw it off of me

[elder merlin]

Next week and then probably a month after that

[visual vortex]

AND pop all my muscles

[elder merlin]

Waiting

[twin flower]

I would not look at my teacher the same way after that info lmao

[elder merlin]

Atleast Speed Freakz comes out on the 21st

[marsh iris]

kid named hormone

[ember nimbus]

teachers be divulging information you couldnt waterboard out of me

[somber stream]

Damn

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

My teacher also looked like the rat dude from Harry Potter

And his wife was hot

[twin flower]

rat dude?

[formal mortar]

So, go him

[twin flower]

Dobie?

[marsh iris]

i remember long ago some marketing gimmick sells some pheromone perfume but it caused some nasty rashes

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Tag: Ugly bastard

[formal mortar]

Nah the guy who turns into a rat

[twin flower]

oh idk then

[ember nimbus]

scabbers?

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

I dont get it

[marsh iris]

what if we steal all the moeb 6 socks, will they be free from chaos?

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

maybe fish immune to rashes idk

[twin flower]

quite the project

das a lot of socks

[visual vortex]

Everyone's body odor is smelly and bad to me

[visual vortex]

I am

I havent have on in a while

[formal mortar]

That being said, can't trust a man who has no kinks

[marsh iris]

we're coming for your crusty socks Atoma!

[visual vortex]

Exactly

You cannot trust me

[ember nimbus]

https://youtu.be/tfKDHtnfeQ0?si=Y83h91YeqZDW19My

i think about this clip almost daily

[visual vortex]

I am cunningly brutal and brutally cunning

[somber stream]

Back in middleschool during this PE period

[marsh iris]

i want to buy that brutally kunning book

[somber stream]

I came across this one girl with a very alluring sweat scent

[visual vortex]

Uh huh

[somber stream]

But i was being sto-ieck so i kept it together

You know, keeping it real and hard af

[marsh iris]

but you went stoingggggg

[ember nimbus]

hard af huh

[visual vortex]

Im surprised some scientist think that people dont go by scent like animals

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Humans are animals

[somber stream]

That’s a well established fact, yes

[visual vortex]

To some people?

Not really no

[somber stream]

Yeah and the world is flat

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

That is factually incorrect

[drifting echo]

[visual vortex]

It's shaped like an isosceles triangle

[marsh iris]

real and true

[amber delta]

the world is fat

[drifting echo]

They don't believe in donut earth

Ngmi

[marsh iris]

donut the earth

[somber stream]

Hollow donut theory

[visual vortex]

Who invented the hollow earth theory

[amber delta]

if donuts were not meant to be sex toys then why do they have holes

[marsh iris]

to tease

[ember nimbus]

wasnt it the nazis?

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

So you can buy donut holes and put them in the hole to make a whole donut

[drifting echo]

Plug the hole

[somber stream]

I read somewhere a theory about how the nazis were actually the good guys

They fight lizard people and tried to build rocket to fight their Hq on the moon

But their earth branch overlord foiled their plans

[little marten]

in a history book

duh

[marsh iris]

have you watched iron sky

[ember nimbus]

shouldnt have picked a shizo junkie as your great leader

[hasty sky]

Fire movie

[twin flower]

whats it about

[marsh iris]

nazis retreated to the moon and come back to present day earth to conquer

[visual vortex]

Cool

We can kill them again

[waxen sleet]

Based.

[marsh iris]

kill the nazis part 2

[visual vortex]

And then take their scientists and make them work for their freedom

[ember nimbus]

nazis coming back to unite humanity against a common enemy would be a fire season finale

[visual vortex]

WWII part II

[waxen sleet]

Operation Paperclip, pt. 2

[marsh iris]

its funny the nazi ships are those alien discs

its like saying aliens are nazis

[visual vortex]

I wonder if humanity would do beyyer if wwii happened again

Not saying it should happen again

[twin flower]

better how tho

[visual vortex]

But there was just a lot of stuff made in high quality

And every country kind of worked together

[twin flower]

go thru another great depression?

[waxen sleet]

Want to hear the dumbest thing? I read somewhere that someone said that if the Imperium of Man were to encounter the Transformers and Cybertron that they would be allies.

[visual vortex]

We're almost there

[waxen sleet]

We've been tehre

[marsh iris]

great depression part two: electric bugaloo

[visual vortex]

Great Depression II

[marsh iris]

Depressed Skull

[waxen sleet]

That's what I'll name my Admech Class's Servo Skull!

[hazy valley]

get ready for grandpa's secret recipe of adding sawdust into bread to make it last

[somber stream]

WW3. Hundreds of millions died. Real-estate and housing market remains fucked, even more than before because big corpos aren't affected and start buying empty houses en-masse from their friends in the state

[visual vortex]

Nah now you can get a house for free

Use a tank

[waxen sleet]

That's already happening broski, that is literally the USA

[graceful hamlet]

Give it a few more years

[formal mortar]

I like how everyone describes a dystopian setting, but that's just irl for me

[somber stream]

The problem isn't about ideologies. Always has been about interest and money

[marsh iris]

housing? real-estate? look-around! just rubbles

[waxen sleet]

I literally could afford at least 2 more kids for a total of 4 kids if my Wife and I wanted, but we cannot afford a karking House to live in.

[marsh iris]

i mean you would be lucky to be able to still look around

[ember nimbus]

its becoming more and more apparent metal gear solid was a cautionary tale

[twin flower]

the new trend will be living out in the wilderness

[graceful hamlet]

Andor showing prison labor factory work with 12 hour shifts being some sort of torture and it’s just a standard life as a factory worker

[somber stream]

Everybody saw it coming tbh

Nothing changed because there's nothing we can do

[formal mortar]

That's an amazon warehouse for you

[waxen sleet]

The Trade Blockade in the Phantom Menace was more prophecy than it was not... George Lucas was on to something

[ember nimbus]

nuke carrying mechs? thats completely unrealis-
ai surveillance state

[hazy valley]

we're not dystopian until you walk into a building and there's a $5 charge to use a bathroom stall

doors will break

[formal mortar]

We have those

[waxen sleet]

Might I interest you in the anime, "Heavy Object"

[marsh iris]

why are we still here?

[formal mortar]

At some places they charge you to use it

[hazy valley]

Really? Even here in Vegas we don't do that

[waxen sleet]

Just to suffer

[somber stream]

Every day...

[waxen sleet]

Some places already do do that

[hazy valley]

I'm shocked this is a real thing tbh

But also not surprised

[waxen sleet]

and charge to sit on a public bench so it retracts the spikes.

[formal mortar]

Yeah they charge you for a key or door code and some establishments

[hazy valley]

I've never seen it I was just memeing

[ember nimbus]

militaries and governments would never bow down to ideas, that would never happe-
lingua franca

[formal mortar]

None in my exact area, but I know some of the towns around me have places that do that

[hazy valley]

The only thing I've seen is that some gas stations/restaurants don't let people use their restrooms unless you spend money

but that's like

you're buying a product

not just the bathroom

like you're buying a water or a soda or something just as an excuse to get the bathroom key

[graceful hamlet]

Ironically the Empire actually lets you use the bathroom, unlike Amazon

[formal mortar]

lol

[waxen sleet]

Speaking of Warehouses... how many have been burned down recently?

[ember nimbus]

im more concerned about those data centers

[waxen sleet]

Ah, yes, Skynet's brain

[ember nimbus]

youd just need to destroy the AC (theoretically)

[hazy valley]

Star Wars needs to step it up if they want to show torturous sci-fi
Space Marine 2 had a dude asking why they weren't sending a servitor to do the sewage labour instead and the Tech Priest gleefully offered to make him into a servitor to rectify that

and then the two workers talking about getting recaf after working 16 hour shifts back to back to back

or was it 18

[waxen sleet]

The clankers don't know how to sweat yet lol

[somber stream]

I heard they're getting even more aggressive to errect those centers

[ember nimbus]

all the US slander to us euros has been plinging off of me these last few years

they lick the boot

[waxen sleet]

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Decraniated

Here you go? Star Wars wtf'ery

[marsh iris]

soon we have giant robots with batons, slapping the genpop en masse

[hazy valley]

this is the American century of humiliation you'll have a lot of material to laugh at us for

[somber stream]

You think Germany is any better?

[ember nimbus]

im down with that actually

[somber stream]

We're slowly becoming Korea 2.0

Population-wise

[ember nimbus]

we are americas biggest whore, i have no illusions about that

[marsh iris]

im signing up to be the giant robot pilot because its so cool

[hazy valley]

how do I sign up for this

[marsh iris]

ngl decraniated triggered something in me

[delicate vapor]

we all float here

[twin flower]

wassat

[hazy valley]

ah damn they say it's only unwilling my application would be rejected

[proven basin]

Who here’s getting Lego Batman

[barren pewter]

fishing for skitarii leaks.

do we know anything about the class like gameplay wise? is it gonna be a tank? an assasin? an operator?

[south valve]

Hi gaymers

[little marten]

HI HI HI

I WAS FIRST I WAS FIRST

HAHA LOSERS

[barren pewter]

ok gurgle gamer

[south valve]

It's gonna be a charisma build

[hazy valley]

the only leaks I'm aware of are the Transsonic Blades and that one grey name who posted a "leak" of the abilities

[proven basin]

Actually there was a new leak on the new class just an hour ago. Apparently it’s gonna be a cyber ninja

[south valve]

a seducer

[south valve]

NO, IT'S NOT TRUE

[waxen sleet]

Sup PP

[raven dirge]

getting back to playing Helbore and I am reminded of why I hated playing with ogryn

[south valve]

Hi Remembrancer!

[hazy valley]

but take this with a grain of salt because it was a grey name

[raven dirge]

I swear the ogryn players have a telepathic passive where they will block my snipes every time

[barren pewter]

hmm

[waxen sleet]

WE LIVE IN THE SALT

[south valve]

Not sure how I feel about auto aim

[hazy valley]

[little marten]

cyber ninja for real?

[delicate vapor]

Can I uh.. kidnap a random family of 4-5 off a hive world and agri world

[waxen sleet]

SALT THE WOUND

[hearty acorn]

So a DPS type, figures, will probably have a damage types and stealth talent trees like the rest - I guess Veteran may get knocked off podium as main ranged damage dealer

[south valve]

Would you like fries with that order?

[hearty acorn]

Just bring me (My Vet) a Hotshot Lasgun PLEASE

[hazy valley]

I think it would be cool if there were some way of pinging multiple specials/elites and then having an ability that auto-targets and kills them in the order you pinged but idk

[south valve]

Could be cool

[barren pewter]

i hope the skitarii wil be like the psyker. constant resource management

[delicate vapor]

After

[south valve]

I'm not saying I hate the idea, I'm just not sure

[hearty acorn]

could be like the Predator shoulder plasma launcher, fire and forget

[little marten]

• power fist
• plasma pistol
• hotshot

WHERE TF ARE THEY

[barren pewter]

it did say something about "energy" and "capacitance"

[south valve]

Plasma pistol 👀

[waxen sleet]

Gamma Pistol

[fallen stone]

why is it so hard to find decent teammates in havoc on this game

[delicate vapor]

300 years

[ember nimbus]

plasma pistol power sword combo on vet fucking WHEN

[somber stream]

So what is it? A Skiitari or Engiseer?

[hearty acorn]

I think if the Recon Lasgun was a "Burst" fire weapon - the HotShot will have its place. Maybe a gimmick about heat or ammo management - Just GIVE IT TOO ME

[south valve]

Halberd on zealot 👀

[hearty acorn]

Cause I play this game and one of those teamates is maybe me - I am sorry in advance

[covert jolt]

because you get deranked if you lose and people can’t handle video games loss

[sleek harness]

Skitarii because it's fighting

Duh

[waxen sleet]

Techpriest, summons both along with Kastelans and Kataphron

[somber stream]

Didn't know Skitarii use Skulls

[hearty acorn]

Everyone uses skulls

[sleek harness]

Who wouldn't use a skull as a weapon

[waxen sleet]

It's 40k, everyone literally uses Skulls

[hearty acorn]

For trophies - Severtors, drinking cups, thrones...

[sleek harness]

It might not even be a skull servitor, it could just be a battle servitor

[hazy valley]

didn't DOW4 show a Skitarii with a Servo Skull

or maybe I am misremembering

[sleek harness]

Which the body didn't appeared in the smoke

[covert jolt]

Whoever decided havoc needed a derank was a genius, honestly we need more derank systems. if we don’t complete enough adventure maps we just start losing trust levels

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

it was just following that one dude around tho

[south valve]

Thinking about it, it could be cool if your gun is shooting things for you while you're mid melee

[hazy valley]

if we haven't played in a year we should open the game and get a unique cutscene of Rannick shooting our character in the head and then we have to make a new character

[twin flower]

New char every time you die

[hazy valley]

that would be really cool

[somber stream]

Okay so apparently both Skiitari alpha and Marshall use servo skull

[twin flower]

Skitarii marshalls yeha

[south valve]

What's a marshall?

[fleet beacon]

damnit

[south valve]

Oh skitarii

[twin flower]

Pee paaw

[ember nimbus]

skitarii marshal

[south valve]

I see

[hearty acorn]

I have had a hiatus of nearly two years cause I burnt out 2 GPU's on this game - only back recently and streaming it again

[sleek harness]

Imagine a police cop but leader

Since he leader he leader cop

[ember nimbus]

all mechanicus higher ups have some affinity with servo skulls btw

[sleek harness]

Understood?

[hazy valley]

I took a long hiatus after Havoc was released and then returned for Rumbling Giants so I was gone for like a year and a half-ish

[somber stream]

So we're playing as the big guns? A ship full of Alphas?

[covert jolt]

rannick would sooner bring in drug addicts before doing the honor of ending our suffering, just like a real middle manager

[ember nimbus]

enginseers are already pretty high up the totem pole

same as regular skitarii or some explorator

[sleek harness]

Oh my, the guys who make cyborg skulls as assistants also use them?

Unbelievable

[somber stream]

Wouldn't make sense to send a buch of engiseer to the front tbh

[thick coyote]

"Big boss told me to do this shit
So I'm doing this shit"

[somber stream]

Unless they limit it in the lore

Gather field data for the Omnissiah or someshit

[sleek harness]

Engiseer is just here to fix some pipes and ended up in a class trailer

[hearty acorn]

I have yet to do Havoc - I'm trying to get the Auric titles as a "proof of concept" - Happy enough with Zealot but my Veteran, my forever main - not cutting it at Auric atm.
Either too squishy or too weak and its grenades doing most of the heavy lifting

[delicate vapor]

Big boss

[hearty acorn]

Yes?

[south valve]

Large employer

[hearty acorn]

If Kojima did 40K... lol

[south valve]

"I can here to fix pipes and kill heretics. And I'm all outa pipes"

[hearty acorn]

That would be awesome ngl 😛

[ember nimbus]

kojima assasinorum game NEVER EVER

[thick coyote]

He'd have a guy called Olanius Person
And then you'd figure out he's just an old person

[hearty acorn]

"That vet? Thats Gunner McGunnerson. Son of McGunnerFace... my best friend" Cinema

[somber stream]

Hadron once request the use of Skitarii on Atoma but got denied. Now they're on their way. Morrow also request the use of Steel Legion

A Steel legion remake is on their way, hmmmmmm

[hearty acorn]

I am forever Cadian (Give me a Hotshot las.. NOW)

[hazy valley]

STC in the Atoman wastes please

I pray

[hearty acorn]

ANd where is my Genestealer cult at! Give it too me!!!!

I needs to shoot more than Nurgle Burgles

[south valve]

I want the intro cutscene to have a scene with Hadron being like "FINALLY"

[somber stream]

You might get what you wish for

[hearty acorn]

huzzah!

[south valve]

👀

[hearty acorn]

Licht you needs a .... at the end

[delicate vapor]

Just saw a baby bunny jump im crying

[somber stream]

Also some guy made a mod to allow bots to use different class and ability, they absolutely shred:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1tczpzh/my_attempt_at_improving_those_bots_now_using/

[south valve]

Do a flip

[ember nimbus]

thats cool af

now make em wear my spare rejects drip too

[south valve]

Holy fuck

I wouldn't mind this at all

[somber stream]

Solo/ local only 😔

Shark ples

[hearty acorn]

Oh dont get me started on the baseline bots, like I get they are placeholders but... useless. I had a dude jump on my stream and we did half an Auric MaelStorm (very very karking slowly...) with two bots the whole time who just died, fell, trapper catch lol and variety would be nice although basic guardsmens sounds about right for placeholders

[twin flower]

Was bout to say.. what do people withiut the mod see

[hearty acorn]

SOLO!? WHERE!? WHen!? I hate people lol

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

they just spam lasgun 😔

Let them grenade or SOMETHING

[hearty acorn]

Or swing little baldes at Carapace enemies lol

[somber stream]

I'd take the bots over random pub players tbh

Will even go out of my way to rescue them

(the modded bots)

[hearty acorn]

Past Heresy I can't agree - but maybe thats a skill issue on my side. If Darktide had a singleplayer mode, I would eat that shit up

When I hear a bot is Cadian... I have to go get them lol - they is my people

[south valve]

I've seen bots clutch before

I mean, we all have

but they're not useless is what I mean

[twin flower]

Theyll walk thro a horde and pox flamer fire to rescue u

You should do the same

[ember nimbus]

they block more than some randoms

[hearty acorn]

They used to clutch and be relible in a pinch but it feels like they got an AI nerf, I haven't seen a bot do anything useful in awhilebut I guess Auric is asking a bit much

[delicate vapor]

That nap riddled me with bullets

[ember nimbus]

cat is napping on my lap

i need to piss

fml

[cosmic burrow]

aight got far far west

[hearty acorn]

Hold it and do not disturb that beautiful creature! (mine lives on my lap forever too - I know the pain)

[little marten]

ANY GOOD?!?!

I NEED A 5 PARAGRAPH REVIEW IMMEDIATELY

[cosmic burrow]

yet to play it actually

[little marten]

[cosmic burrow]

i bought it 5 mins ago

[twin flower]

I played the early access

Is fun

[hearty acorn]

I haven't bought Hive Scum and Arby yet (But I being poor have only my dreams...)
Not super interested either but DarkTide is MY favourite game. So Should but like Ogryn and Psyker, will burst to level 30 and never look at them again - Even with penances and achievements haunting me with their ease

[ember nimbus]

arby is really fun and worth it

havent warmed up to hive scum yet so i cant say much about that

[cosmic burrow]

you will return to both of those

i bounced from psyker first tiem around

[cosmic burrow]

can stream it to you on one of the channels

[hearty acorn]

No Vet - Cadian Vet specfically is literally my 40k class fantasy in a nut shell. Zealot is just very 'me' personally and hella fun. I just love the eviscarator gameplay and I think the relic blade is better in my builds but I refuse.
Play what you like and how you want and make it work.
Thats my motto. Kark Meta's

[cosmic burrow]

i know how to make every class work

[hearty acorn]

I would like to think I do too (not Arby and Hive Scum cause I nay own that DLC yet)
I just LIKE Vet.
But my Vet gameplay isn't on par with others at Auric so its up to me to figure out and make work

[little marten]

all good im losing at havoc rn but thank u brother

[marsh iris]

giving you my energy

[winged falcon]

Is everyone on heresy bad

[twin flower]

A fellow vet main

[hearty acorn]

A Lasgun marksman is doable but still squishy vs melee (and there is ALWAYS someTHING behind me I swear they spawn there) so with mass targets the recon Lasgun with more or less same build works, but still squishy.
I hate the weapon specialist as its the stacking bonuses of melee and loss on a swap that irks me.
Marksman i have to "chase" the headshots to keep them up making me a very gunner gunner McGunnerson. WHich is fne, but squishy.

[hearty acorn]

Heresy is such a mixed bag of chill level 30's and lower levls needing carried

[marsh iris]

it's the hardest difficulty

[twin flower]

Isnt heresy like second diff

[hearty acorn]

3rd

[winged falcon]

I've been trying to level, and I feel like I'm in elo hell

[twin flower]

Isnt third damnation

[hearty acorn]

Uprising - Malice - Heresy - Damnation - Auric

[marsh iris]

Heresy>Havoc>Maelstrom>Auric>Damnation>Malice>Uprising

[cosmic burrow]

heh youll get there

[marsh iris]

you got to take the player skill pool into account for each difficulty level

[hearty acorn]

Yeah I figured out a good build for the recent event across the 3 bottom Vet Trees and I was really proud of it, but not Ideal for Auric (I was playing the event on Heresy cause it was the owest difficulty with event rewards - ez)

[twin flower]

Auric or nothin!

[hearty acorn]

Facts lol - back to full time Auric Maelstorms! I needs my titles

[delicate vapor]

[hearty acorn]

so far 2 outta 5 with randoms is my record lol

but now back on discord will organise a bit better

Really wanna be a part of the community again. So remember this lil guy 😉

[hasty sky]

You forgot >>>>>Sedition

[hearty acorn]

Have my back, I have yours

[pseudo terrace]

what a good question

[stark bobcat]

that is why that difficulty exists for lower skill and underleveled players

so yes

[hearty acorn]

its a big skill curve - not just player skill but class level and weapon level. Theres alot to take into account and its abig jump from Malice

Heresy is the wall all my casual friends hit and never got past.

For me its like a sunday Drive lol casual, top down, sun in my face

[waxen sleet]

And Auric is the only difficulty left that allows me to FEEL anything... like strung out addict to pain

[hearty acorn]

Same (haven't tried Havoc yet)
There maybe something wrong with us

[raven dirge]

yeah helbore gun is not for me.
Way too passive and slow in a game when one must be constantly sliding and moving and swapping for quick headshots

[waxen sleet]

Of course there is: I live off of caffeine, vitamins, and stress; Auric Missions are how I decompress

[waxen sleet]

Accatran Recon Lasgun go BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

[green beacon]

sedition >>>>

[waxen sleet]

You see kids, the trick to Darktide is this: You close. You kill. Then do it again.

When killing remember the 5 Ds of Darktide: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge; and when in doubt Block/Push.

Your melee weapon is your primary weapon, remember that.

[little marten]

Tfw epic clutch only for stealth mauler to spawn behind you end 1 tap you and the guy next to you sees the mauler but tries to pick you up while it’s charging its overhead

[hasty sky]

You got it all wrong

The trick to darktide is to juju on that beat

[waxen sleet]

That is the universal experience... that and freeing trapped person while the second trapper is aiming at you

[waxen sleet]

That's the 5 Ds at work.

[little marten]

My brother in splat 🫡

[waxen sleet]

Or having someone trying to revive you... while in the fire.

[hazy valley]

I miss that moment in time when fire just did straight HP damage

And it was so dangerous you would die if someone tried to revive you in fire

It was so goofy LOL

Not the little ticking HP damage we have now

Just like if you accidentally touched it for even a second or two say good bye to your health bar

[waxen sleet]

WANT THEM CRISPY!?

[obsidian wren]

When does shop rotate

Me in us

[obsidian wren]

Still hasnt rotatoes

[hazy valley]

Probably delayed rotation to Skulls if I had to guess

[obsidian wren]

Im killing fatshark for denying me 40k slop

[hazy valley]

No rotation this week so we get one on the 21st next week

[waxen sleet]

They need moar time to pallete swap a Krieg cosmetic

again

[hasty sky]

oh so they did delay it for skulls

sadge

[hazy valley]

Three new Krieg sets for Skulls

[obsidian wren]

500 krieg regiments

[waxen sleet]

Krieg in puke green, bile yellow, and sht brown

[hasty sky]

yall did hear about the alleged datamine tho right

[hazy valley]

Yellow Krieg for Steel Legion

[obsidian wren]

Piss krieg

[waxen sleet]

Not that yellow, the other yellow

[pseudo terrace]

so they will give us more krieg but not ogryn in his undies

starting to think yall don’t actually like DT

[waxen sleet]

and not Sororitas Repentia for Zealot...

[hazy valley]

Maybe. I saw the transsonic blade thing

[obsidian wren]

GIVE US MORE OGRYN CONTENT DAMN IT

[pseudo terrace]

yeah that too, tho idk what it is

[obsidian wren]

[hasty sky]

Allegedly there will be new premium skins and allegedly they are ||Tanith||

[pseudo terrace]

still waiting for the hammer to be added for them

[tawdry edge]

Yeah that happens when game is ran by shit companies

[hazy valley]

No Catachan yet I weep

[pseudo terrace]

[obsidian wren]

Give me the ability to pick up a hairy tick and throw them at a bosses

[hasty sky]

True, where tf is my rambo larp

[pseudo terrace]

[waxen sleet]

Zealot in nothing but chains, spikes, and purity seals.

[hazy valley]

Vet needs a good outfit to show off tattoos like Scum

[obsidian wren]

Scum and arby need more cosmetics

[pseudo terrace]

zealot more like freakazoidlet

[hazy valley]

Purity seal pasties???

[waxen sleet]

I think Voidsmen have something like that

[waxen sleet]

Yes.

[pseudo terrace]

chat do i play SoT, Hd2 or DRG

[hazy valley]

The Voidsmen stuff we got doesn't show tattoos

[cosmic burrow]

itf very fun alright

[pseudo terrace]

hd2 it is

thank you all

[cosmic burrow]

far far west

[pseudo terrace]

overhyped

and will die in 2 weeks

[waxen sleet]

My bad broski

[cosmic burrow]

heard the same about dt

and here we are

[hazy valley]

There's the generic "commando" sets that show arm tattoos a little bit at least

[pseudo terrace]

dt will never die

[cosmic burrow]

yeah sure

[pseudo terrace]

@fading otter you play HD2 often why is there is a rip in space on the squid side

[tawdry edge]

Slop

[fading otter]

Fuck it was part of the Exospires MO

[waxen sleet]

Ooh! Catachan set would have something i would think

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/Imperial-Guard-Catachan-Jungle-Fighters?srsltid=AfmBOopM948vhF1qY7tXlOdvkJY1PddYmJuDbK8ozPbaz9GfI-ByPKz8

[fading otter]

Probably something to do with the *cultists, they used the exospires to transport seasse somewhere

[tawdry edge]

Helldivers playerbase is insufferable

[hazy kestrel]

Dead general chat :(

[tawdry edge]

Rare instance

Good

This place is an unfortunate realm of misfortune

[fading otter]

Who pissed in your cheerios this mornin

[waxen sleet]

Oh us poor unfortunate souls...

so sad

in need

[drowsy axle]

me

[tawdry edge]

I knew you were singing that song from the very first message

I know what you are

[waxen sleet]

What am I?

[tawdry edge]

On the spectrum

[waxen sleet]

Probably, was never diagnosed.

[south valve]

Stare at me with your autistic eyes

[waxen sleet]

Here I though I was just a man of culture, taste, and simply a father of 2

[waxen sleet]

Can't, eye contact makes people uncomfortable

[hazy kestrel]

👁️ agree

[thin wagon]

Eye contact makes me uncomfortable. I can have entire conversations without ever needing to see the person

[tawdry edge]

I stare only when wanting to assert dominance

And then I make sure to never blink throughout the entire conversation

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[obsidian wren]

Im so tired of dealing with brainlets in auric

[south valve]

Karien aura farms

[hazy kestrel]

I have a thousand yard stare or something. Dead eyes, and resting frowny-face.

Not the best for eye contact in conversations lmao

[tawdry edge]

I don't aurafarm, I'm beyond that

Instead, I autistically exist in place

[south valve]

Woah

aura

[wintry steeple]

i enjoy following people at night

[south valve]

idek what these words mean tbh

[south valve]

[tawdry edge]

Make sure they get home safely, run towards them with helpful intent

[wintry steeple]

especially if those people are my friends and i am following them to a nice restaurant where we will have a burger :)

[tawdry edge]

And to not scare them, stay silent while you do so

[hazy kestrel]

What kind of burger

[wintry steeple]

any kind!

[south valve]

Smile REALLY wide to make them think you're EXTRA friendly!

[hazy kestrel]

Oh :(

[wintry steeple]

but i am especially fond of normal sized burgers that a human can bite into feasibly

most restaurants fail this

[green beacon]

better yet, yell "stop resisting and it'll be over soon"

[tawdry edge]

Carry a knife for their protection in case a threat shows up!

[south valve]

offer to show them your knife collection silently

I like yours better

[hazy kestrel]

Least crazy general chat moment

[tawdry edge]

And then open fire if you hear an almond fall from a tree into a car's roof

[south valve]

Person, can I shake your hand?

You just need to come a bit closer

[hazy kestrel]

No, you cannot shake this poor sinner’s hand.

[south valve]

Are you ready?

[hazy kestrel]

I am not ready (to shake your hand)

[south valve]

Still haven't watched it

[tawdry edge]

Its so good

Watch it

Now

Or I will hurt you

[south valve]

mmmm

No :3

[hazy kestrel]

That’s an echo gentlemen, a little parlor trick we have here. Don’t worry… :)

[south valve]

I have a philosophy exam soon and I spent 2 hours today revising Plato

[tawdry edge]

I'm vivisecting you while you are completely awake, with no morphine, in a place nobody will hear you scream

[thick coyote]

The squids

They raised these

[south valve]

For how much?

[thick coyote]

Big ass towers

It went

Shoooaaaa

Zap zap zap

Then you had to go

Brrrr zyoooom boom boom boom

[tawdry edge]

Depends
If your organs are shitty its for free

[thick coyote]

But that mo failed

(predictably)

So the Warp took over

[hazy kestrel]

We must construct additional pylons. — The Illuminati, idk, I haven’t played Helldivers 2 since the Creek.

[tawdry edge]

Helldivers is bad

Every day I regret ever buying that game

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

Same

[thick coyote]

Oh yeah
The appropriators were constructing that shit

So there was

A lot of crabs

A lot

[south valve]

I wish it was good so bad

badly

it has such amazing potential, but those devs man

Grrr 😡

[thin wagon]

I wouldn't count it out. NMS is the perfect example of devs pulling their heads out of their butts and their game out the trash

It just takes one good wake-up call imo

[astral basin]

Diving simulator

[south valve]

It's hard to keep faith in it after so many empty promises

[thin wagon]

They just have to un-empty the promises

[south valve]

but I do think this time is an especially low point, I've seen some of the most glazy of glazedivers calling them out for stuff

[thin wagon]

It could be Sony it could be AH. One good crisis outta weed that out

Then hopefully progress could be made

[hazy kestrel]

In my experience, even when this happens, some devs are just so pig-headed that they still ignore the writing in the wall and let the game continue to go to shit.

Battlefield V lives on in my heart.

Fuck DICE

[south valve]

I fear the worst

[hazy kestrel]

Trust your gut pal.

[south valve]

Anyhow

I trust fatshark a lot more

despite their questionable decisions

[hazy kestrel]

The only thing keeping me around is the AdMech class, tbh

Everything besides the salvage grind and that other expeditions zone penance is done

Nothing else to work towards

[tacit geode]

They do but at least FS updates are all good

There's not been a bad darkride update

[south valve]

Agreed

[hazy kestrel]

There was the update that broke thammer sound effects

I ‘member.

[thin wagon]

Warframe is the golden example of perfect devs imo

[fading otter]

Expeditions is like universally complained about what do you mean

Even Hank was in here trashing it like yesterday

[hazy kestrel]

Based Hank, a man of the people.

[tacit geode]

And when they broke dodging (in our favour) and when poxbursters were literally not making any sound (Traitors curse part 2) and they went on holiday for a month funny ass company

[south valve]

[tacit geode]

Oh no expeditions suck but did they make the game less fun? No. Did they anger the community by shadow nerfing things? No.

Do expeditions need a lot more work yeah lol was beyond the hive bad... not really...

It's teetering though

[hazy kestrel]

Beyond the Hive failed in the one thing it aimed to do, which was to add a new mode that was interesting and engaging for beyond an hour.

[hard gorge]

Doomer mode in chat

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not Doomer Mode if it’s true

[thin wagon]

The community of Darktide enjoys the difficulty so idk maybe they should focus on adding fun difficult events like "Oops all monstrosities" or something

[hazy kestrel]

See, stuff like this is what would be fun.

Monstrosity spam maelstroms are peak

[thin wagon]

Agreed

[obsidian wren]

Wouldnt there just be a meta for that

Fs is trying to avoid meta

[thin wagon]

Doing a map in reverse would be fun too. If they could figure that out.

[hazy kestrel]

There’s a meta for everything

[brittle vapor]

^

No meta would save you from 500 chaos spawns

[obsidian wren]

Meta this meta that, have you ever meta fucking girl before?

[true widget]

fuck meta

[hazy kestrel]

I tried

[true widget]

that was pretty good

u get a gold star

[obsidian wren]

Whos meta and why are we fucking them

[true widget]

why do metas exist

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer goes bonk!

[true widget]

I just use what I think is fun

[obsidian wren]

Knife scum is overlooked bc of shivs but goddamn he puts in work

2 shots most elites

On bodyshots

[thick coyote]

Yes
She's also complaining about Darktide

[thin wagon]

Metas are technically community created. I don't think a dev intentionally makes a meta but the community will find the most optimal path and take it so frequently it becomes obvious

[thick coyote]

Specifically

Ogryn guns

But that's whatever

[obsidian wren]

We need more ogryn stuff

[thick coyote]

Admech soon

[tacit geode]

That's why the new event is fun

[obsidian wren]

Stop glazing the lil uns and give the biggun glaze

[thick coyote]

Plate-face

Plate face

🫵

[obsidian wren]

Am plate face

[thin wagon]

I love using out of meta stuff. Most of the time it's just fine but slightly less easy to use and so it gets discarded.

Like the Softball in TF2

Titanfall 2

[obsidian wren]

Sandman

The sandma

N

Is what thats called

[thin wagon]

My bad wrong acronym I meant for titanfall not team fortress

[little marten]

i prefer myspace

[thin wagon]

Titanfall 2 softball is both peak and awful at the same time

[vivid zinc]

Man myspace was something else lol

[thin wagon]

Just before my era unfortunately.

I emerged in the year 2000 so I was but a small lad during it's height and fall

[south valve]

Bro it keeps cycling between sunny day and thick hail where I'm at

[thin wagon]

You need to desertmaxx. What's the weather? Hotndry

Whatll it be for 3 weeks. Hotndry

[vivid zinc]

It's too humid herem running into wet bulb with any sort of activity

[south valve]

I want to tundramaxx instead

[thin wagon]

~How about no~

[ember nimbus]

i wanna beachmaxx myself

[thin wagon]

The cold gnaws through me entirely

[south valve]

I like cold

[vivid zinc]

No you don't lol

[thin wagon]

Cold is inherently better for those who are acclimated

[south valve]

Scissor- I mean shiver me timbers

[ember nimbus]

you can do something about it when its too cold, wear thicker clothes
but if its too hot you are fucked

[thin wagon]

I will admit. The desert during summer is oppresively hot. However you dont need to shovel sunlight

[south valve]

EXACTLY

[gaunt pawn]

I wanna do an Ogryns only session

[vivid zinc]

Just take ur skin off

[thin wagon]

Sure you can. Live like me. Hydrate in large bursts and eat twice a day.

[ember nimbus]

preferable alternative to 90% humidity 40 degrees weather

[thin wagon]

Nice and lean I retain no body heat.

[formal mortar]

Just be cool, then hot weather isn't an issue

[south valve]

Death is a preferable alternative to summer

[vivid zinc]

Time to add some moose meat to ramen. Yummm.

[formal mortar]

Spring and fall eternal

[ember nimbus]

im freezing all year, gimme these 3-4 months

[thick coyote]

I'm very used to 40°C

But

I'll freeze if it falls under 30°C

💀

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/black-blacks-black-guys-guys-two-dudes-gif-1167242431521340924

[ember nimbus]

same, who else cold blooded

[vivid zinc]

40c ends with heat stroke for me. Can't handle it.

30c is nice but I prefer in the mid to high 20s

[true widget]

I love the cold

[ripe tangle]

it’s 30c here

[waxen sleet]

Okay, I'm preparing to be the cool teacher tomorrow: We're gonna make slime.

[jaunty path]

Why are we using non freedom in freedom zone

[waxen sleet]

Are any of use truly free?

[ember nimbus]

i read this as "we are gonna make it slime"

[hasty sky]

I can't really bear anything above 29°C

[ember nimbus]

we are all gonna make it, slime

[waxen sleet]

odd.

[hasty sky]

I much prefer colder weather

[ripe tangle]

30c is 86f

[rustic talon]

Uh what level allows me to post photos of my models in the models section

[jaunty path]

Orange

[ember nimbus]

like 30-ish messages iirc

[rustic talon]

Great...

[ember nimbus]

maybe even less

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna need this in freedom units pal.

[thick coyote]

It already is

[rustic talon]

It's snowing then raining then sunny where I am

[thick coyote]

Fakenheit ain't shit

[waxen sleet]

Fakenheit 451

[thick coyote]

Unless you're like

[vivid zinc]

To assert dominance

[rustic talon]

I never know when it's summer

It was hot earlier, now looks like rain

So much for being 90 degrees

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna throw your tea into the harbor.

[thick coyote]

40°C should be like

104F

[hazy kestrel]

(I live in a landlocked state)

[thick coyote]

Which is stupid

[vivid zinc]

Remember remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder trason and plot.

[brave slate]

Or 313 Kelvin

[peak falcon]

So for the skulls event, do you actually get anything for watching?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t believe so

[thick coyote]

Hype moments and aura

[ember nimbus]

theres a stream on the 21st

[peak falcon]

No rewards, just like everything else recently, damn.

[ember nimbus]

there will probably be another drop

didnt we get the book frame some time after skulls last year?

nvm that was in december

[peak falcon]

Show of hands who actually looks at frames for other people?

[ember nimbus]

my long term memory is fucked

[hazy kestrel]

I sometimes do

[frail silo]

Hey I just got this game last night I’m lvl 10 Arbites can anyone help me run some games I been playing solo

[ember nimbus]

Book-frame + Remembrancer Title goes hard

[hazy kestrel]

I’m sad that I don’t have that frame

[hasty sky]

I'm a big fan of the interrogator adept frame

[thick coyote]

Look

[hasty sky]

cool skulls

[thick coyote]

Last skulls

500 aquilas event

So

[hasty sky]

for title I just use poxbreaker because it has a nice ring to it

[peak falcon]

I don't even know what frames I -have-

[ember nimbus]

also shoutout to auspex adept with the auspex insignia

[peak falcon]

Maybe we'll get it again so there's a reason to play.

[ember nimbus]

from the signal event

[brave slate]

Hit up the lfg chat your region is based in and you should find some players

[hasty sky]

for insignias I like the golden class chevrons best 😄

[hazy kestrel]

Gold accented Twins Hard mode insignia is my favorite.

Or the Nuclear Box one for my ogryn named Oppenheimer.

[ember nimbus]

ive been using that twins insignia on my oggy since it came out

with the skulls frame

[frail silo]

Thanks for the help

[ember nimbus]

never taking that off

[hasty sky]

That one is also really nice

Proud of getting that one lol

[frail silo]

Should I use the maul and shield or just the maul ?

I seen a lot of ppl like the shock maul alone due to damage or something

[hasty sky]

I remember struggling with it cos I refused to do it on anything other than a psyker and when I finally did it the rest of the team told me "twins fight is the hardest with psyker so dw"

[ember nimbus]

its laughably easy on zealot or oggy

[thick coyote]

Arbites shock maul specifically

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t worry much about optimal weapons and shit just yet pal. Just use what you find fun.

[ember nimbus]

compared to psyker atleast

[brave slate]

Try both and see which you like more. They both are pretty good in their own ways

[frail silo]

Thank you guys 😎👍

[tawdry edge]

Just make sure to constantly scream STOP RESISTING while turning off your bodycam

[tired inlet]

each loadout has a specific combination of title, insignia, and portrait

[rustic talon]

This is dumb waiting to lvl up

[ember nimbus]

whats your favorite class?

[hasty sky]

I used to do the same but I kinda got bored of it

wanted everything to line up

[rustic talon]

Veteran

[ember nimbus]

nice

[tawdry edge]

Miiid

[ember nimbus]

im torn between psyker and oggy always

[hasty sky]

absolutely not mid be nice

[hazy kestrel]

I used to be a Vet main like you, then I took a thammer to the knee.

[rustic talon]

I don't really play dark tide because I play other games

[hasty sky]

a lot of us came here to guardsman larp and I can't ever not respect that

[hazy kestrel]

There’s dozens of us. DOZENS!

[tawdry edge]

I spit on any larper
Especially those of the guard, because I don't like the real guard

[rustic talon]

Ngl, Solar Auxilia is goated, compared to Imperial Guard

[hasty sky]

You hurt my feelings 😭

[hazy kestrel]

I just hate rabid Krieg fans

[tawdry edge]

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE THAMMER

[ember nimbus]

i just like traitor guards way more than loyalist tbqh

[hazy kestrel]

Huzzah! A grey name of quality!

[tawdry edge]

Anything 30k is better than 40k, thats like, the entire theme of 40k

[ember nimbus]

i just think they are neat

[hasty sky]

Anyways uh, I used to main smoke nade infil vet before it was cool ig, then I switched to gun psyker and ended up maining psyker

[rustic talon]

I love 30k

[tawdry edge]

You're one of the... 1, 2, 3, 4....7 Traitor Guards fans!

[ember nimbus]

they use xenos mercs and archeotech

[rustic talon]

Here's the funny part, I'm a big fucking fat heretical mess

[hasty sky]

normally I can't stand psykers because they're some of the most convolutedly miserable glup shittos of 40k but darktide kind of sidesteps all the bonkers edgy bullshit and I ended up loving psykers

[ember nimbus]

also they can explode into a flesh abominations

[tawdry edge]

How big

[tawdry edge]

Thats like every single other chaos faction ever

[rustic talon]

Like 10,000 points big

[tawdry edge]

Like not even unique to any of them

Thats just chaos

[hasty sky]

I'v also been maining hive scum since it came out, genuinely goated class

[tawdry edge]

I hate psykers so much I made my homebrew warband and my OC into hating psykers

[ember nimbus]

when the p.o.w. starts praying

[vapid matrix]

So

[rustic talon]

If I could level up I would post my collection

[vapid matrix]

Do u guys know what calc stands for?

[rustic talon]

Calcium?

[ember nimbus]

calculator?

[hasty sky]

lmao, you are khornate manifest

[vapid matrix]

How would u know?

[ember nimbus]

im just guessing

[tawdry edge]

Chaos Undivided
Just don't like them all that much

[vapid matrix]

Nah u can’t know

Calc is short for calculator

But only a chosen few know

[ember nimbus]

he knows

[vapid matrix]

You might just win the lottery next

[ember nimbus]

||my grandpa died last year and i never turned in his lottery ticket||

[vapid matrix]

Ok didn’t ask

[ember nimbus]

well now you are cursed with knowledge too

[vapid matrix]

Calc is short for calculator btw

To let y’all know

[surreal cloud]

either we getting a skitarii or tech priest, still we're getting a admech class, and I hope they'll be customization, because I wanna make mine look like twelfth architect from silksong, that cool cogwork bug gal at underworks if anyone is wondering.

[thin wagon]

Gun Servitor would be hilarious at this point. Its the only admech class I can imagine that would disappoint

And I would be thrilled about it.

[vivid zinc]

lol

We getting a battle servitor with cheap AI voice lines

[thin wagon]

Yes please

[surreal cloud]

don't give fatfish ideas bro...

[tawdry edge]

Servitor class would go so hard

[vivid zinc]

Arc carbine? Nah, we getting a melee ranged spot welder

[tawdry edge]

But chuds only care about techpriest

Slooooop

[surreal cloud]

b r u h

[thin wagon]

With a augmented nail gun

Send in the hammers and tongs

[vivid zinc]

Imagine instead of all this it's acyually a Borderlands x 40k collab that's giving us Claptrap as a class.

[sly quest]

Can we have pirate class

[south valve]

Yoho

[sly quest]

Hayio

[thin wagon]

Just a ratling in a mech suit

2 ratlings stacked on top of eachother?

[sly quest]

Still too tiny

[thin wagon]

A ratling but he stole skitarii leg stilts?

[vivid zinc]

At this point the mech should also be vaguely shaped like Nikki Minaj

[vapid matrix]

No

[thin wagon]

What... what you mean by this

[wooden creek]

Maybe whenever Brahms decides to get in on the action

[rustic talon]

Sorry for your loss

[hazy kestrel]

872 more parts to verify.

This is REAL Administratum-maxxing right here.

[tawdry edge]

Why are you verifying them

[waxen sleet]

What sounds good for dinner?

[hazy kestrel]

We need to transfer the existing parts to a updated version of our system

[waxen sleet]

Tech Adept IRL
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Tech_Adept

[hazy kestrel]

And of course, the process isn’t quick and painless.

[tawdry edge]

I'm having Administratum grind of Imperium Nihilus
Work-computer-servers stopped working so we have nothing to do rn

[marsh iris]

gnight poepl

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight Garut

[waxen sleet]

ginger purple

[hazy kestrel]

Erm, ackshually, I would be a Administratum Clerk.

[tawdry edge]

Actual stagnant work of the Imperium right here

[hazy kestrel]

Let me walk you through it real fast

[sly quest]

Mason why are you like this to me.

[tawdry edge]

YOOOOO THE MACHINE SPIRITS (the servers) HAVE ANSWERED TO THE PRAYERS OF THE PRIESTS OF MARS (the I.T department) WE ARE BACK ONLINE

[waxen sleet]

I stand mildly corrected
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Adeptus_Administratum

[waxen sleet]

GIVE PRAISE TO THE GOD OF ALL MACHINES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYqBqqHUYc&list=RDkaYqBqqHUYc&start_radio=1

[vapid matrix]

You want me to be honest or kind?

[thick coyote]

Rice beans beef/chicken/egg

[hazy kestrel]

So I have an excel sheet with 1,011 parts.

I look at the purchase order number, type it into the mail to find the document containing at minimum, 10 other unrelated invoices. I scroll through those until I find the one I need, and hope to God that the part is listed there with enough information.

Then I type it into Excel and do it all from the beginning.

[sly quest]

I want you to give me a trillion dollars

[waxen sleet]

You might be onto something... I was leaning towards like 4 cheese mac and chz

[vapid matrix]

All I got is 37cents and you get nothing

[hazy kestrel]

And this was after removing duplicates, mind you. If I didn’t, I would have had 3,500 at the least.

Pain

[sly quest]

You will do good, good luck person

[waxen sleet]

Would you describe yourself as a Scribe or a Curator? The former is a lowly functionaries responsible for keeping records, and the latter maintains the ancient records of the Imperium; the rank also requires associated historical and linguistic knowledge.

[hazy kestrel]

Curator

[waxen sleet]

Neat... it's kinda fun to compare our modern jobs to the Imperium, I'm unsure where teacher falls under? Adeptus Ministorum or the Ecclesiarchy?

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe Adeptus Ministorum

[ember nimbus]

schola progenium

so ministorum

[waxen sleet]

Excellent point, I forgot about that

[sly quest]

Hello kpop person

[surreal cloud]

I hope we get a explosive variant of the plasma gun, that would be just beautiful.

[hazy kestrel]

Arc rifle or Arquebus first, imo.

[surreal cloud]

why not both

[sly quest]

Your greed. Disgusts me.

[ember nimbus]

i just want white phosphorous

as a bullet, as a bomb

i dont really care

[hazy kestrel]

Having the “GOOD OLD PLASMA GUN!” be the weapon for the de facto AdMech class would be a bit of a slap in the face for those of us who remember that one bait and switch Vox message video the devs made a long while back.

[hasty sky]

I want to say "we'll get it dw" but I don't want to add onto unnecessary hopium

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll never forget that shit.

[hasty sky]

god that shit still sends me, that's some high functioning trolling

game is so grimdark even the meta content sucks

[tawdry edge]

I mean
Plasma gun is almost the only plausible gun

Rad, Volkite and Grav guns are Heresy era relics
There's still a melta option

[hazy kestrel]

Talking about anti-rad pills and all that, only for the weapon to be the GOOD OLD PLASMA GUN, ALREADY IN THE GAME! Just irritates me even now lmao.

The fuck was the point of mentioning anti rad pills specifically, for a weapon that isn’t radioactive in any way? Lmfao

[ember nimbus]

expeditions

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

But this was at least a year ago or something

[thick coyote]

Fill your ass with anti rads to handle super heated weaponry

[nocturne bloom]

Its raining today, I love rain

[waxen sleet]

Unless Plasma Pistol

[sly quest]

Nap time!!

[hazy kestrel]

Also not radioactive. >:(

[nocturne bloom]

During the rain? Never. Its peak calm weather

[stuck crescent]

Know what should be the weapon for admech?

CCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNN

[ember nimbus]

coghammer

[stuck crescent]

SSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRDDDDDD

[stuck crescent]

chain sword

[hazy kestrel]

I hope we get the Omnissian Axe

[waxen sleet]

Consider: Heavy Chain Axe, like Maulers

[ember nimbus]

you guys think well get off-hands on our backs?

[stuck crescent]

HEAVY CHAIN SWORD

[ember nimbus]

for throwing grenades and whatnot

[sly quest]

Actually next update is Fortnite x warhammer.

[stuck crescent]

Ew

Fortnite krieg

[sly quest]

Fort night

[thick coyote]

Cranking 90s on those nids

[stuck crescent]

it was a zombie game

Remember that

[ember nimbus]

could this be dog?

[waxen sleet]

Krieg hitting the griddy

[stuck crescent]

I will actually tear out my own eyes

[waxen sleet]

Krieg flossing

[stuck crescent]

Like a mere mortal witnessing elrich horror beyond their fragile comprehension

[waxen sleet]

Krieg doing the Soda Pop from Kpop Demon Hunters

[stuck crescent]

............imma gonna make pasta now

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna throw up in my mouth a bit.

[waxen sleet]

Krieg doing the running man

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t handle this much Krieger cognitohazard.

[waxen sleet]

Krieg toding the shopping cart

[stuck crescent]

YOU WILL GET NONE OF MY SAUCE

[timber elk]

runs into chat like a kiwi bird

[stuck crescent]

MY SPECIAL HOME MADE SAUCE

[ember nimbus]

soup

[vivid zinc]

Kreigsman acting out Jesus: World Superstar with moldy sock puppets

[ember nimbus]

im currently hitting the griddy for the god emperor of mankind

[waxen sleet]

Krieg doing the Seal

[stuck crescent]

I regret having eyes, and you are the reason

[waxen sleet]

Krieg doing the Superman (Soulja Boy)

[vivid zinc]

Do you think Kreigsman make out with one another like they're the Island Boys during down time?

[hazy kestrel]

I’mma be real, the musical is kinda good.

Oh dangit, now I have the musical playing in my head lmao.

Darn Ciaphas

[waxen sleet]

They would need to remove their masks... I imagine they just suck each other's air through a tube

[vivid zinc]

noice

[hazy kestrel]

Remembrancer, what the fuck are you talking about?

[waxen sleet]

They would hook a tube to the end of each of their masks... and swap air

[thick coyote]

Oooh

[vivid zinc]

Do you think they spoon as they swap air?

[thick coyote]

Lewd

[waxen sleet]

They might hold hands... with interlocked fingers

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE

[vivid zinc]

NOT INTERLOCKED FINGERS!

[waxen sleet]

Extra Lewd

[waxen sleet]

NEVER

Probably cross their trench shovels over their trench to show that it is occupied...

[hazy kestrel]

If @stuck crescent was here, they’d be very upset.

[waxen sleet]

I'm the reason they left

[ember nimbus]

10 more rotations of krieg

[waxen sleet]

"Shovel Love: Looking Beyond the Gasmask"

[placid mulch]

So what people.
Lets yap about next class?