general-chat

[astral basin]

Big boob has to be the cleric of the group. Classic nurturing type.
Body builder is the better peak but. Not as marketable

[jaunty path]

Now ur old and smell bad

[little marten]

We don’t get paid to type here so who cares about typos lol

[fiery wave]

Just sell latter as DLC.

[fallen tree]

oh there are plenttyy of ppl who'll go for the bodybuilder

there all over my twitter

[astral basin]

Getting arm pinned by the thigh/bongo combo

[hasty sky]

their loss lol

mfw no trice exercises

[little marten]

Nice maybe a nun to fit the theme but her dress gets ripped just enough to justify colossal titty art

[astral basin]

…ng
You poor summer lamb

[fiery wave]

Wrestling moves as choices, Fuck horrors, they be getting SLAMMED into the ground.

[somber stream]

"It's visual story telling i swear"

[fiery wave]

As she flexes, yes.

[little marten]

I have to think of the BRAND and the BRAND alone

[quaint moss]

:D

[obsidian wren]

And i thought i was bad

[lyric frigate]

yay i dont have polish class

[little marten]

What class is the twink? Maybe like an alchemist

[fiery wave]

I write smut on the side, what did you expect?

[obsidian wren]

Bard twink

[lyric frigate]

i dont have to spend 90 minutes listening to yapping about world war 2 poems that are all the exact same thing

[somber stream]

Bard twink is overused

[lyric frigate]

rogue

[jaunty path]

Exact;y what you look like

[somber stream]

Plague doctor ROUGUE

[fiery wave]

Twink knight.

[lyric frigate]

small build helps stealthing around

[fiery wave]

Flips up helmet.

[little marten]

Old travelling blues guitarist and singer as the bard

[fleet beacon]

what in the godamn is happening in here

[marsh iris]

time for pills

[astral basin]

“You cant spell RANGER without ANGER”
“…i cant spell rouge”

[obsidian wren]

Alot of gay things and horny things

[fleet beacon]

godamn kids

[fiery wave]

Like, serious armour and all that, but once they flip up the helmet...

[twin flower]

its Pee Paw

[marsh iris]

what was your favourite depression food gramps?

pop pop

[astral basin]

The longe standing rogue dyslexia has crossed from being dumb to slightly funny for me
Will be dumb again eventually

[fallen tree]

hardtack and gruel

[fleet beacon]

bread

[astral basin]

Actually

No

No

[twin flower]

what about comfort food

[somber stream]

The twinkness can't handle the weight of a full plate armour

[marsh iris]

2nd bread?

[fleet beacon]

less hard bread

[fiery wave]

They can. Magic armour.

[fallen tree]

twink should just be the squire

aspires to be a knight

[little marten]

Caked up fishwife that uses a net and cleaver

[astral basin]

Big booba doesnt get to be the priestess
The twink does
Flappy coat bitchboy (complimentary)

[fiery wave]

Rejected, reverse it for funny.

The one you thought was the knight is the squire.

[obsidian wren]

Knige

[jaunty path]

yhergfui8f

[little marten]

That’s the first boss

[marsh iris]

eldritch boss

[twin flower]

waz happening

[jaunty path]

randomly genrated lovecraft name

[obsidian wren]

Dont make me horse all of you

[little marten]

Would be the half transformed mayor

[obsidian wren]

I WILL horse you

[somber stream]

Hey a stereotype game of every cliche archetype ever borne game sounds actually amazing

[little marten]

As stage 1 is streets of Ottersport

[hasty sky]

HORSE HORSE HORSE

🐴

[little marten]

Stage 2 is the harbour

Stage 3 is the reef

Stage 4 is Asgdiloshaotjbaaa realm of nightmares

[twin flower]

is everyone making a game

[hasty sky]

Stage 5 is HORSE

[fiery wave]

Only thing is finding someone who is willing to code the nightmare.

[jaunty path]

Make fun of it and you will have something good.

i think I need ramen.

[twin flower]

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Just out source it to some college student

[fiery wave]

Oh, true. But cost though.

[little marten]

HELLO INDIA, WE HAVE A TASK

[somber stream]

YES SAH

[mystic fossil]

enslave hazy2028 he's comp sci

[somber stream]

Ngl the average Indian dev student might be more efficient than most western dev at this rate

[timber elk]

She’s goes to the back she comes back and brings out a TOOL THIS BIG!!! that it looks like it was bought at HOME DEPOT

[little marten]

Ok let’s draft up the plan and I’ll arrange a call with Tencent 😈

Actually why don’t FatShark just make it

Fish people instead of poxwalkers

[timber elk]

he than calls up the mob yeah….get me Leon….dudes about to call tencent….

[jaunty path]

dont

[somber stream]

1 year exclusive on Epic game store in exchange for 300k buckaroo

Let's not forget why we're here

[jaunty path]

cuck console players

then port to pc

[hasty sky]

it's an extremely good deal for small studios

[somber stream]

Small studio, GRAND TITLE

[little marten]

Sell the 800 dollar early backers pack where we promise the voice actors will record personalised AI for them

[fiery wave]

Naw, we no name, they expect perma exclusivity for that.

[little marten]

Then never hire the voice actors

[hasty sky]

which is hilarious because epic exclusivity is a marketing black hole

[jaunty path]

they tax you twice during game purchase

theyre weasels.

[timber elk]

Guys I have made a decision

I’m gonna buy

[lyric frigate]

never buy anything on epic except the free games

[somber stream]

Collector edition for $700 featuring cheaply made Chinese figure of one of the hot maiden in the game

[timber elk]

Ghost of yotei

[tacit geode]

Arc raiders

[jaunty path]

farc raiders

[little marten]

Me with fem 7 voice modulator

[jaunty path]

We're becoming villainess ain't we

[hasty sky]

I don't think that group is active anymore nowadays

[astral basin]

Gone is the stereotype big titty innocent motherly priest
This twink is the shameful child abandoned to hyper celibate order, becoming a priest bc thats what he was raised for
Him being invited into the party is to help him escape the shackles of duty and embrace what its like learning of the world beyond the village he’s orated for

[fiery wave]

Well, tornado fan will prevent recording of anything for me lul.

[little marten]

We’ll fly you out to the dev studio in San Francisco ofc

[jaunty path]

dont think im ever buying jack daniels coke again

yuckers.

[astral basin]

We will use Femlicht for our knight reference

[little marten]

Don’t touch anything Jack Daniels related with maybe the exception of the fireball range

Let whiskey die with the boomers

[astral basin]

Jack is so overrated
The people i drank it with drowned it 50/50 w water stirred w propel flavor packets

[fiery wave]

You finally figured out my idea.

[jaunty path]

thats fucking disgusting

[fiery wave]

Either Licht works, hilariously enough.

[astral basin]

Time to get a contract w netease

[somber stream]

Wow 😔

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/dh7lwGtRYCo

click my youtube links

[hasty sky]

no

[jaunty path]

the pay off is massive

[astral basin]

Begone fiend

[jaunty path]

its a fuckin cat video

you fuckers.

[hasty sky]

no embed no click

[jaunty path]

you fuckers dont want to see a cat

you sick fucks

who wouldnt want to see a cat

[astral basin]

Your promises of a purring puss

Shall go unheard

All 30 seconds of it

[hasty sky]

if I wanted to see a cat I'd go outside

[jaunty path]

I am SKINNING you alive in 55 dimensions

[jaunty path]

You clicked it

lmfao.

[little marten]

I watched your dirty little video

[astral basin]

Kinky

[jaunty path]

did u like

I love cats

the purring is very nice

[little marten]

Obviously who doesn’t love cats

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-milk-gif-17986170929090731822

[astral basin]

…?

[little marten]

Eurovision this weekend

Actually nvm that do you think they’ll shadowdrop the new rogue trader expansion during skulls

Might finally make an officer MC this time

[delicate vapor]

Overslept the nap

[fiery wave]

We think you cute either way so...

[fallen tree]

naps are a curse

dont give in

[delicate vapor]

Tell me that 4 hours ago

[obsidian wren]

Sleep on the floor like a real man

[fallen tree]

would you have listened if i did

[delicate vapor]

Perhaps

[obsidian wren]

Send bald doro

Before i go to bed

[jaunty path]

ok so

why do mfs feel the need to tell pet owners theyre not parents of their pets

like whats ur fuckin issue lmao

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Now i can sleep

[delicate vapor]

They don’t own pets

I should play stalker today

And I mean not creeping and watching people

[jaunty path]

I should play dispatch today

[fallen tree]

yeah some people are just joyless black holes, sucking up any positivity

[little marten]

It’s just an animal not a human child 🤦‍♂️

[jaunty path]

animal child!

[lyric frigate]

ok but i am my cat's parent

[delicate vapor]

Mfw my cat starting to resemble me

[jaunty path]

animals are basically kids forever anyway

[delicate vapor]

Human child is loud and ear piercing
The other is sometimes vocal but quiet

[jaunty path]

I feel like both are guilty of each lmao

but I own neither so

[fallen tree]

mmm

[astral basin]

Sorry. Ill start sucking the other direction

[fallen tree]

yeah some cats can be very loud

like bengals

[delicate vapor]

Although I do not mind my cat meowing at the middle of night or morning over my relatives kids screaming over fights in the morning

My dreams lately have been becoming more connected to zombie outbreaks

[astral basin]

I miss my reese. She had a disturbingly deep howl when she was in heat

[fallen tree]

hopefully you're not an up and coming prophet witnessing the future

[delicate vapor]

Hantavirus ouii

[marsh iris]

so shut up?

[jaunty path]

I used to own one!!!!

little guy passed away

rip

[lyric frigate]

my dumbass cat who keeps scratching at kitchen drawers when he wants something

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

lmao

its okay hes chill somewhere in turtle heaven

or hell. who knows

[hasty sky]

turtle chud dimension

[jaunty path]

Probably!

[marsh iris]

turtle penis

[jaunty path]

Why are you sending out messages I would send drunk

..

Was he

a girl

[marsh iris]

🤨

[jaunty path]

nah they dont have penises they got clocas

yeah

[hasty sky]

ok I think it's time to stop posting

go to bed bucko

[jaunty path]

male

[jaunty path]

I could

Also

I was right, he was a boy.

[delicate vapor]

[hasty sky]

we are charlie chirp

[marsh iris]

google it

[jaunty path]

google what

[hasty sky]

golgotha it

[jaunty path]

wfejwo

[marsh iris]

you know what they say

[jaunty path]

fwuifhw?

[hasty sky]

awebo.

awebo..

[amber delta]

hospital

[jaunty path]

wq9uhjeruwhr.

[somber stream]

Time to sleep Missus

[jaunty path]

w9efh.

[marsh iris]

stop tonguing the keyboard

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[timber elk]

spawns in

[amber delta]

admechium

elite lamball knowledge

[timber elk]

I’m mixed on the whole teaser

[amber delta]

skulls teaser?

[timber elk]

Yeah

Doesn’t really explain anything compared to arbites teaser

[hasty sky]

Idk I think it is pretty clear

The teaser is about the plasma gun

[timber elk]

That it’s tech-priest?

[hasty sky]

No it's showing off the new plasma gun

[timber elk]

New plasma gun?

[hasty sky]

Yes new plasma gun

Blue light = plasma gun confirmed

[timber elk]

It could also be just the regular plasma gun

[amber delta]

I think the purpose was literally just to show that something darktide related is gonna be unveiled at skulls

[hasty sky]

Yeah and that something is going to be the plasma gun, I'm like 80% sure

[timber elk]

Plasma pistol

[marsh iris]

new plasma gun? no way

[timber elk]

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

[marsh iris]

IKYK

[hasty sky]

Exactlyyyy

[timber elk]

I FUCKING HATE THAT GUN

well not hate

[marsh iris]

plasma piss

[amber delta]

admech servoarm assisted plasma gun

[timber elk]

Give me my power axe now

[delicate vapor]

something is going to happen

[molten matrix]

the video shows off an arc rifle

[timber elk]

No it doesn’t

[hasty sky]

Fake,

Not real

Unsourced!!

[amber delta]

trailer was AI generated

[molten matrix]

"reverberating thunder crackle"

"booming crack"

[timber elk]

My source is that I made it the fuck up-

Senator Armstrong.

[hasty sky]

Yeah that's the plasma gun overcharge :3

[molten matrix]

https://youtu.be/Femff9VzzVA?si=QdJynuV1tezxS591

[whole bough]

plasma cannon...

ogryn needs more primaries

[hasty sky]

God finally a new plasma gun, I'm so fucking hyped

[whole bough]

liquid flamethrower like the npcs 100%

[timber elk]

To be fair in yamatos defense.

[whole bough]

plasma pistol maybe

[timber elk]

I do hear a lot of crackling in the background

When the blue shine comes and goes

[molten matrix]

just turn on the captions

also on what planet does a plasma rifle sound the same as an arc one

[delicate vapor]

yeah, obviously its a terminator marine

[molten matrix]

it sounds exactly like a thunder strike

[timber elk]

So you also watched the mister E video where he thinks it a chaos marine for some reason?

[amber delta]

its obviously admech idk what this debate is about

[delicate vapor]

oh right I forgot about sm2 for skulls next week

[amber delta]

they even put in a servoskull

[delicate vapor]

I dont watch any of his videos

[whole bough]

thats the new class

just a servoskull

[amber delta]

exactly

admech servoskull

[delicate vapor]

servoskull with a built in arc gun

[timber elk]

Well he thought it was a chaos marine because of the “death to the false emperor”

[whole bough]

no just a servoskull

[timber elk]

Which….no

[whole bough]

duh

u just fly around

[molten matrix]

mr e forgets one funny thing

chaos marines usually say corpse emperor

[delicate vapor]

traitor dude running by

[timber elk]

Yeah I don’t know what’s going on with that goofy goober

Dude is just on a jog

[delicate vapor]

forgot his pistol

[timber elk]

He forgot to turn off the stove.

[rain idol]

I tend to file most of his stuff into the mental category of “baboon says anything”

[delicate vapor]

I know exactly that image

[timber elk]

Also btw he is RUNNING INTO A GUN LINE

[molten matrix]

obv the new class is scab shooter

[delicate vapor]

he's in for it

[delicate vapor]

Necron recolor his gun

[timber elk]

Like we are actually witnessing table top lore in a video WITH DOGSHIT AIM

[astral basin]

“Most snails arent scary. Except the cone snail. Hes Australian.”

[delicate vapor]

"Except the cone snail. Hes Australian"
🍒
🍰

[timber elk]

I’m just saying it right now

If I don’t get my power axe

[astral basin]

It

[timber elk]

I’m sheering my wool

[delicate vapor]

a lot sooner

[molten matrix]

arc rifle casually mogging smyker

[timber elk]

And gonna run into the street butt naked

[molten matrix]

if its a tech adept fatshark is 100% able to give the class an omnisian axe

[astral basin]

Start gettin naked bucko. We dont get them kinda fancy weapons as inquisition grunts

[timber elk]

Bolt guns are considered “fancy”

Relic blades are considered “fancy”

[tacit geode]

I'm sure this is a bit but the subtitles specifically say "Lightning crackles"

[timber elk]

Plasma weapons are considered “fancy”

[molten matrix]

relic blade is currently the rarest weapon we have

if you dont consider the nemesis force weapons psyker has

[timber elk]

Yeah. So I’m gonna be upset if we don’t get a power axe.

[delicate vapor]

[molten matrix]

the omnisian axe is actualy a halberd

i know confusing

[timber elk]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️

[molten matrix]

https://youtu.be/MM5QRgbK16M?si=9aiP-pKqlmVtDOg6 very sigmalicious

[astral basin]

We have the “compact” plasma “pistol”
And the boltor is a bit stripped down for easier use

[rain idol]

They’re considered fancy until you charge it up one too many times and reduce everybody in a 10 foot radius to their base particles friendly or otherwise

[amber delta]

a halberd is actually an omnissian axe

[timber elk]

I WANT MY ZEALOT TO PUT HER TWO HANDS ON A POWER AXE AND CHOP SOME CHAOS WORSHIPPERS IM HALF🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[marsh iris]

is corpsestarch fancy?

[hasty sky]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

corpsestarch , corpsestarch but Michelin star

[rain idol]

Sounds like somebody wants a neural whip

[timber elk]

No.

Yes.

Maybe?

Regardless

I want my power axe.

[marsh iris]

Corpsestarch bisque with notes of commissar fingers

[timber elk]

And I don’t want some dogshit Omni-axe that has the bill hooks animations from vermintide.

(Even though I am a major enjoyer of the bill hook)

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

I love poking a chaos warriors eye out

[somber stream]

"Come on Grandpa, one last ride"

He said as he gently place Doofus the cat onto the bike's basket

-# This has been your daily dose of feel

[timber elk]

Nope. I got nothing.

[nocturne bloom]

Whip?

[somber stream]

Even a Lamb who has nothing, can still give its life

[marsh iris]

punisher lore

[surreal niche]

o.0

[timber elk]

ZA WARUDO! freezes time. Takes a sip out of lichts drink and puts it back in his hand before resuming time sure whatever you say :]

[marsh iris]

damn licht you must be thirsty

[delicate vapor]

thanks gta from letting me change my graphics from ultra to low then suddenly SWITCHING BACK TO FUCKING ULTRA AFTER I RESTARTED

[surreal niche]

-.- wish i could afford that game you bastard! LETS HAVE ROASTED LAMBCHOPS FOR DINNNER

[marsh iris]

elios raging... very out of character

[timber elk]

[surreal niche]

https://tenor.com/view/castorwheels-mikes-videos-of-beavers-beaver-castor-startled-gif-25659114

[delicate vapor]

I rage a lot more often but I keep it low

[timber elk]

You wish to dance under the gaze of uncaring gods wolf boy?

[marsh iris]

low and squishy

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[surreal niche]

anyone down for auric -darktide- deadend

[timber elk]

No thank you.

I’m taking a break from darktide.

[sleek harness]

It's 6 am

[delicate vapor]

sounds like you broke up with darktide

[surreal niche]

https://tenor.com/view/kneel-before-glory-glory-guild-glory-guild-solo-gif-7138764605923533777

[marsh iris]

gory gory what a helluva way to die

[timber elk]

Well I have stated in the past once TWW40K or dawn of war 3 (4) comes out. I’m done with darktide.

[somber stream]

Thirsty? Oh I am thirsty alright… thirsty for the holy carbonation of Emperor’s Fizz™. Fortified with twelve essential vitamins and at least three former Imperial citizens
-# TheAdministratum accepts no responsibility for mutation, daemon infestation, combustive sainthood, or being declared a heretic by local authorities.

[gloomy tartan]

Man the kiwi birds have it hard, imagine rearranging your organs and skeleton every time you have a baby.

[timber elk]

Oh you mean those avacado looking motherfuckers?

[marsh iris]

Includes Vitamin F. F for Faith

[gloomy tartan]

Kiwis lay eggs the same size as ostriches and emus btw

They are related to emus casowary and ostriches

They shrunk in size but still lay massive eggs

I shit you not

The egg is basically as big as 20 % of there entire body

It rearranges all their internal organs and stretches their rib cages

[fiery wave]

Why so angy? Most releases are buggy as all hell the first year anyway?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cartoonishly comical when you look up the images of the eggs and how it looks inside a kiwi skeleton

[marsh iris]

you mean the fruit, people or bird?

[gloomy tartan]

The little doods

[fiery wave]

Birbs.

[gloomy tartan]

The lil birds

[timber elk]

Those weird looking birds

[gloomy tartan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XOqOC-n2xho?si=u6Dq1HMBayBYAqau

Kiwi facts

[timber elk]

runs like a kiwi bird

[gloomy tartan]

They are basically shrunk giant birds

[marsh iris]

a-b-b-b-bird bird bird
bird is the word

[gloomy tartan]

They had no predators forever

Till British brought dogs and cats to their land

But yeah no predators = become small and cute

[delicate vapor]

hmm

oh right

need to max out hellbore

[trail bramble]

Or become massive and become a predator
I believe it's called Island Syndrome

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

wherve you been

[twin flower]

sleeping

[marsh iris]

eepy macc

[delicate vapor]

napper

[marsh iris]

i dont blame you for looking at the drip store

[twin flower]

looking respectfully

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

here have another two weeks of krieg

[pseudo terrace]

i thought the slop shop rotation was today

[marsh iris]

maybe new update

happened last time when there was big update, they delayed the store until then

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

es next week

NOT

[twin flower]

bamboozled

[pseudo terrace]

we don’t want massive updates, or new gameplay content, or new weapons, or new fixes

we want cosmetic slop

duh

[somber stream]

Wait

New drip today??

[pseudo terrace]

no

[marsh iris]

yeah extended krieg for 2 weeks

[somber stream]

Should be

FUCK

[pseudo terrace]

just checked, none

[marsh iris]

[pseudo terrace]

so you know what this means

[somber stream]

Skull fit better be fire

[marsh iris]

is it today?

when skull oopdate?

[somber stream]

It should've rotate today, but i think next Friday

[marsh iris]

doh

[somber stream]

I'll forgive them if it's on par with Acolyte in term of quality

Imagine yet another Krieg set though

[pseudo terrace]

enough krieg

give us what we really want. the only underwear orgryn

[brave slate]

Krieg but different colour

[marsh iris]

one piece ogryn

[somber stream]

Ngl i'll gladly eat Forgeworld's krieg design if they were to sell it

[pseudo terrace]

ofc you would

[marsh iris]

huh im surprised i didnt have any krieg piece

[hasty sky]

I want the black psyker blouse but it hasn't been in rotation for 3 years 🙁

[delicate vapor]

having fun with helbore

[fallen tree]

helbore is very satisfying

[molten matrix]

dont quote me on this but i believe you can directly buy cosmetics if you tell the name of the cosmetic to fatshark's support mail and you have the neccesary aquillas in your account

[marsh iris]

heavenfun with helbore?

[hasty sky]

That's fucking crazy lmao. Do you know anyone who did this?

[marsh iris]

😎

[fallen tree]

indubitably

[somber stream]

That did happened

[molten matrix]

no lmao

[fallen tree]

that cosmetic thing sounds kinda neat, theres one or two i'd buy

[molten matrix]

but i have heard of it

[delicate vapor]

need a vet name

NOW

[marsh iris]

Haduken

[fallen tree]

Tetsuken

[hasty sky]

Nibling Squashims

[somber stream]

You can also request refund in Aquila if you found the skin to not fit your taste

Or bought them by mistake

[raven dirge]

did you personally do that

[somber stream]

I personally did just that

[marsh iris]

CorpsestarchTendies

[molten matrix]

within a 2 week timeframe however

[delicate vapor]

anyone got a vet helbore build

my shit sucks pickle juice

[hasty sky]

Okay I'll bite, where's the contact form at?

[somber stream]

"Darktide Account Mirroring and Vermintide 2 Account Reset Services Are Paused until May 18.
Fatshark Support will be unavailable on May 14."

[molten matrix]

https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/requests/new

[somber stream]

Lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[marsh iris]

i heard helbore goes well with that talent which gives bonus for switching melee and ranged

[molten matrix]

also use your frontal lobe and please include your steam name and fatshark name in the form lmao

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

helbore stab then shoot and stab and shoot

[somber stream]

Fatshark support unavailable till 18th

[molten matrix]

theyre unavailable today

[delicate vapor]

forgot i changed my binds

[marsh iris]

the binding of Elios

[molten matrix]

its ascension day today

[somber stream]

Ah right

maybe i should try to ask for that Grenadier Mask tomorrow..

[delicate vapor]

and the iron sight for helbore

certified pickle juice rated

[marsh iris]

yeah.. fat fucking sights

[hasty sky]

Ok well ty guys either way lol
I'm absolutely gonna file a request

[twin flower]

Which mk you using

[delicate vapor]

Lucius

MK IV

[twin flower]

Surgical + No Respite?

[delicate vapor]

ok

[twin flower]

No, is that what youre using

Im trying to play around with it too

[delicate vapor]

ah

no idk

forgot

[patent plume]

will there be new skins today?

new shop i mean

[somber stream]

Likely delayed till Skull event on 21st

Hmmm, reckon it'd be Admech themed?

[hasty sky]

Hmmmmm

Foundry guard skins for the 4 classes would be interesting

But I don't wanna get my hopes up

Inb4 the psyker skin I'm looking for suddenly returns lmao

[stuck wasp]

Datamined ||Tanith||

[somber stream]

Poggers

[trail bramble]

Whuh

anyway

[hasty sky]

Thirst and omelety

[misty smelt]

omg i finally got ASS!

[trail bramble]

why don't you try getting a girlfriend next

[sly quest]

Good morning chat

[fallen tree]

meowdy

[fallen tree]

congrats!

[misty smelt]

😄 Ive been trying to get it for well over a month and had so many failed attempts so im glad i finally did it

[fallen tree]

oh yeah its a super rewarding feeling

you'll sleep well tonight

[raven dirge]

I like how you assume everyone knows what you mean by ASS

[fallen tree]

i mean its a darktide acronym in darktide discord

[marsh iris]

gonna treat myself with some sarsi

[raven dirge]

I am searching the message log. Ass seems to have the usual meaning.

[marsh iris]

it means butt

[fallen tree]

so you are the type i thought you were

great detective work

[sly quest]

It means ASSEMBLING ALINE SHOULDERS

[marsh iris]

no sarsi 😔

ginger ade it is

[fallen tree]

is sarsi sarsaparilla?

[marsh iris]

yeas

[sly quest]

Drink well

[fallen tree]

thats quite the flavour

[marsh iris]

glugggg

[marsh iris]

heard of F&N?

[raven dirge]

ginger ale. root beer. they all blend together in my head

[marsh iris]

wherever you are

[fallen tree]

noo i havent

[marsh iris]

some SEA brand

[raven dirge]

I only know Fabrique Nationale, manufacturer of FN FAL

[fallen tree]

im in Aus, im sure if i go to an asian deli shop id find it

[marsh iris]

good gun

[delicate vapor]

found a can of pepsi on the table

its warm

[fallen tree]

[delicate vapor]

why is a can of pepsi this warm

[sly quest]

[twin flower]

blasphemous

[sly quest]

Fever

[delicate vapor]

[raven dirge]

the shortened version of FAL, SA-58, is the best rifle in Ready or Not on Standard difficulty
That's the extent of my knowledge

[delicate vapor]

can confirm true

[fallen tree]

ready or not, here it comes

have a nugget

[cosmic burrow]

Also best rifle in tarkov.

[misty smelt]

weird way to spell ARN-18

[delicate vapor]

chicken nugget rock

[marsh iris]

DRINK IT COWARD

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

nope

[marsh iris]

[sly quest]

Hayio Eli:)

[marsh iris]

can trick, spin it against cold objects like ice or frozen meat in the freezer for 20 seconds

enjoy your lukecold bepsi

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

ice salt water

[marsh iris]

spin in it!

[cosmic burrow]

Just put it into freezer for 5.mins

[marsh iris]

5 antipersonel mine

[delicate vapor]

[merry comet]

is the store refreshed yet?

[marsh iris]

yeaaaaa- ... no

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

next friday probably

[sly quest]

Nope! Hopefully tomorrow!

[merry comet]

is there a big update next friday?

[sly quest]

NEXT FRIDAY

[delicate vapor]

server issue

FUCK

[sly quest]

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TOMORROW

WHAT

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

skulls innit?

[twin flower]

skools

[marsh iris]

skoils

[sly quest]

Yes… skulls

[delicate vapor]

where can I virus bomb the nearest planet but keep a family of 4 alive

[merry comet]

but i doubt skulls would coincide with a big update

[delicate vapor]

[merry comet]

itd prolly announce one

[twin flower]

oddly specific

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

damn mac, slipped right out of my mouth

[wooden creek]

We're getting an ingame event at least

[twin flower]

im inside your mind

[delicate vapor]

one unlucky family gets kidnapped by my warband but are given better healthcare and work environments

[marsh iris]

i hope you like your sanity

[delicate vapor]

backend error

FUCK

[marsh iris]

i never seen elios raged so much

[delicate vapor]

gacha game it is then

[sly quest]

Yes! Yaayy! So excited

[twin flower]

I'll be the Johny to your V

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

thats sweet
choose the gun ending

[twin flower]

I should finish Cyberpunk

[delicate vapor]

what did cyber do to you

[twin flower]

made me cry

[marsh iris]

good story, i havent tried mods yet

[twin flower]

im more a vanilla bish anyway

[marsh iris]

i made judy cry

[twin flower]

if i like the game enough i might mod if after i finish everything

[fallen tree]

true, modding should be on a 2nd playthru

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

all I see is blue

vhat

[visual vortex]

Nothing

[waxen sleet]

Blue his house

[visual vortex]

I killed a bunch of people in it

[sly quest]

Blue is what he eats n what he wears

[fallen tree]

he's blue, inside and out

[twin flower]

best tasting crayon is blue

[marsh iris]

bluejob

[waxen sleet]

he has a girlfriend, and she is so blue

[waxen sleet]

No, Dandelion Yellow is

[marsh iris]

im blew dabedee dabeda

[visual vortex]

Blueball

[delicate vapor]

the cheetah is faster dandelion

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iwHb189X84&list=RD4iwHb189X84&start_radio=1

[marsh iris]

this is sad

[waxen sleet]

But... it is the bestest crayon

[visual vortex]

Why the long face?

[marsh iris]

noone should suffer blueball

[waxen sleet]

He has an oblong skull

[delicate vapor]

why so celeryius

[fallen tree]

blue is the best gatorade flavour

[visual vortex]

Anteater skull

[delicate vapor]

Maximus electrolyte drink enters

[fallen tree]

ive never heard of it but blue must be the best

[marsh iris]

ants inside ™

[waxen sleet]

Depends on what you're drinking it for

[fallen tree]

i drink it for blue

mostly to make a makeshift bong if my bong is broken

[delicate vapor]

listening to eiffel 65 blue bangs while tipsy

[waxen sleet]

Yellow is medicinal, orange is exercise, red is for lunch, dark blue for studying, and light blue when its hot

[fallen tree]

interesting, i can be on board with that

[delicate vapor]

real life buffs

[marsh iris]

clear for kidney stones

[fallen tree]

potion seller

[sly quest]

What about green?

[waxen sleet]

You cannot handle my strongest potions

[fallen tree]

classic

he went on to write some script for a movie that did super well iirc

[delicate vapor]

green turns you into a ork

for 2 minutes

[fallen tree]

only 2? zamn

[delicate vapor]

you can do a lot with those 2 minutes

[waxen sleet]

The cucumber flavored one?

[fallen tree]

[twin flower]

2 mins is all i need

[waxen sleet]

green clears clogs in drains

[delicate vapor]

need a black trenchcoat and shades in darktide

[fallen tree]

damn i coulda used green a month ago

[visual vortex]

I actually like that one

[fallen tree]

cleared out the nastiest ball of hair from my drains

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

certainly not fun

i gag easy, anything gross looking and im gone

[visual vortex]

I can look at everything but not an obese or anorexic person

[waxen sleet]

I hate anyting involving eyeballs, contacts, and eyelids... when people touch or mess around with their eyes and I watch it gives me the collywabbles

[visual vortex]

Im doing that rn

[fallen tree]

yeah thats awful

people putting in full eye contacts? howwww

[sly quest]

Never be in a room with someone wearing contact lenses

[waxen sleet]

That's why I wear glasses and not contacts

[delicate vapor]

That's why I just blindfold myself

[fiery wave]

This is why cosplaying will never work.

[waxen sleet]

I knew a guy who would turn his eyelids inside out for fun

[fallen tree]

i used to have hard contacts that reshaped the cornea, putting them in and out on yourself is fine, at least from my exp, but yeah watching someone else do it is awful

[waxen sleet]

Its the poking and touching ones eyeballs, if that makes sense

[waxen sleet]

Masks and helmets do alot of heavy lifting

[sly quest]

Tbh when you do it with the pad of your finger you really don’t feel anything

[fiery wave]

Depends on char.

[visual vortex]

I can flip my eyelids

[fallen tree]

my ex gf used to leave contacts in for a week or two at a time, it was fucking nasty

[fiery wave]

GF is intent on me being FeiXiao for the Hoyofest.

[waxen sleet]

I swear you exist to antagonize me.

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Nah that's love

[sly quest]

??? Literally how

[visual vortex]

I love you

[fiery wave]

A very drunk one.

[twin flower]

ugh

[sly quest]

After 18 hours you literally get your eyes destroyed

[fallen tree]

trashy scene girl, she also had infected piercings and didnt take care of herself

[waxen sleet]

Agree, wth, and how

[fallen tree]

i mean she was nice, just, kinda didnt give a shit

[twin flower]

Its attached to her eyes now

[waxen sleet]

... where were the piercings?

[sly quest]

I mean, hopefully she’s taking better care of herself cuz that could LITERALLY make her go blind 😭

[twin flower]

that is not healthy

[fallen tree]

the one that got most infected was on the back of her neck, im not sure what the piercing was called

[fiery wave]

If they get infected, you just remove the piercing and let it recover... it's usually gunky inserts being the issue.

[twin flower]

[fallen tree]

i hope so, i dont like to think of her tho, but i dont wish bad things on ppl

[fallen tree]

yeah you're right, if only she listened

[modest flume]

You can fix her

[waxen sleet]

he could also make her worse

[fallen tree]

i tried, nah, ive moved on and engaged since

[modest flume]

[visual vortex]

How did you find anything redeeming in her in the first place

[fallen tree]

is that a challenge

[modest flume]

Good tbh, she's a grown ass woman, her decisions are her own and all that

[fallen tree]

when youre with someone over time, what you didnt see originally ends up coming to the surface

i had no idea until a year in rly

[visual vortex]

Ew

Id notice that shit immediately if someone's big neck ring was leaking gunk

[fallen tree]

oh i see what you mean

no she got that after i met her

but yeah if i knew beforehand i wouldnt have gone there

[visual vortex]

Good instinct

[delicate vapor]

one of my hell spawns just dragged someone to the sky and tore him

[fiery wave]

True. I learnt because nobody taught me and had it happen. Best is to just remove, wash the area and keep doing that till the swelling goes away.

[twin flower]

your what

[fallen tree]

i used to have lip/eyebrow piercings, my eyebrows got infected a bit, it hurts but yea remove it and let it heal

[delicate vapor]

hellspawns

[fallen tree]

ahh the scene days..

[visual vortex]

It's almost as if the human body naturally rejects shitty metal bits plugged up it

Who could've guessed

[fiery wave]

Naw, just normal piercings.

[visual vortex]

Everyone ive seen with a nose ring always has them get infected

[fiery wave]

Because noses can be filthy.

[delicate vapor]

my friend had one happen recently

[visual vortex]

Then dont touch it

[fiery wave]

All the gunk you blow out.

[visual vortex]

"I need my 2inch thick metal ring stuck up a nasal cavity infested with mucus!"

[fiery wave]

Covered in THINGS it stopped from getting in you and such.

[delicate vapor]

uh yes thatll be $400

[visual vortex]

And it'll get infected

[delicate vapor]

free infection

[visual vortex]

I knew this girl that got a nose piercing for one of her nostrils

That shit was a massive ring

She had it for one day and never worse it again

[sly quest]

Probably got infected cuz she used a big ring right away

[waxen sleet]

So are belly buttons... belly button piercings STANK

[low blade]

I knew a guy who had a Prince Albert

[hazy valley]

I always wanted a navel piercing when I was in middle school/high school but was never allowed and by the time I got to college I forgot I wanted it

[marsh iris]

hi alice

[hazy valley]

Probably for the best I never got it

[sly quest]

Hayio

[twin flower]

I think tatoos are a safer bet

[marsh iris]

[hazy valley]

My sister has really cool tattoos

[twin flower]

[sly quest]

They need more care actually

[hazy valley]

I haven't gotten any yet but I love the kind of tattoos that have stories tied to them

[twin flower]

My gf has one in greek letters, it reads out Poseidon

in honor of her dog that was named after him

[fiery wave]

Do you know how filthy the insides of your bellybutton is? Very. Wash it every few days unless you want to make a lump of gunk inside.

[hazy valley]

She has tattoos of two koi fish circling each other in memory of one of her exes who passed away

[fallen tree]

i have a few ideas for tattoos, havent committed yet, but i need a jerma tattoo of some kind, thats for sure

[twin flower]

das fair

[hazy valley]

Are people not showering regularly??

[twin flower]

das thoughtful and cool

[fiery wave]

People don't clean it out.

A casual spray and soap doesn't work.

Is like cleaning a tiny nook in the wall.

[hazy valley]

Yeah like I think a lot of people don't learn how to properly clean themselves in the shower tbh

[sly quest]

You would be surprised

[twin flower]

"the water will get it"

[hazy valley]

Yeah!! And they look amazing

[fallen tree]

yeah a lot of ppl get lazy and dont take out piercings, in my experience its because it got so tight it was too hard to take out

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Their own fault for not taking it out often enough.

[fallen tree]

exactly

[hazy valley]

We held EVO in Vegas a couple years ago iirc at my convention center so I am fully aware some people assume they can axe body spray their way through not showering for days or weeks

I was gagging

The stench was vile

[fallen tree]

evo

[hazy valley]

EVO would be so much cooler if they'd stop fighting soap and deodorant

[fallen tree]

i would never go, i just watch online for the fgc

conventions are so nasty

[vague arrow]

Imagine if they would just hose down the stinkers on live broadcast.

[fiery wave]

The thing is, doing that just makes it worse.

[fallen tree]

id defs watch that

[hazy valley]

FanFest 2023 was the first convention I've ever been to by choice and not for work and the people there didn't have the Gamer Stink

[vague arrow]

[waxen sleet]

So... I can't handle contacts, I want no piercings nor tattoos... I must be so lame lol

[hazy valley]

FanFest 2026 wasn't stinky either

I am praying Blizzcon isn't stinky but who knows with WoW players

[twin flower]

nothing wrong with that

[fallen tree]

blizzard would be stinky af

no doubt

[fiery wave]

Bring gas mask.

[waxen sleet]

Which Blizzard fan would be the stinkiest?

[vague arrow]

I can't handle contacts either, I don't mind glasses so it's whatever.

[sly quest]

We can tell people to just leave if they smell bad at my thrift job, so another win for me

[hazy valley]

Yeah I wanted to vomit when I walked through the convention center during that event like is it really that hard to shower for these people?? They have SOAP AND WATER IN THEIR HOTEL ROOMS

[fallen tree]

thats a good Q, its hard to say because the demographic for WoW is way more expanded than it used to be

[delicate vapor]

pills here

[fiery wave]

It is, they all need rabies check with their fear of water.

[fallen tree]

maybe Diablo fans, i feel like OW and WoW have a good amount of women playing that balance out the awful stench

[waxen sleet]

Exactly: There's WoW, Starcraft, Overwatch, Diablo...

[fallen tree]

SC players wouldnt attend they'd be grinding ladder

beacuse the only ones who care would be the esports guys

[waxen sleet]

Busy dominating the Korean Servers?

[fallen tree]

probably the other way around, but i havent been in the SC scene in a long time

[twin flower]

I was surprised people being so macro in SC the first time

liek holy shit

[fallen tree]

i would still bet Korea is on top

damn talking about SC, i miss it

[marsh iris]

the whiff store

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

You need to lower your hopes. Women can stink as well, usually not to the lvl of a male gamer but still.

[sly quest]

GO AWAY?

[marsh iris]

marking territory

[modest flume]

I have to marinade my pheromones to attract the female specimens

[fallen tree]

oh yeah, i REALLY get that. im just assuming more women gamers would wash, compared to men gamers, and that would balance it a bit. but yeah, im not looking to test this theory whatsoever

in fact ill be as far away as i can. i cannot stand body odour

[marsh iris]

yes woman can stink

[modest flume]

Even more than men, holy shit

[fallen tree]

you mean they dont smell like flowers naturally?

god damnit

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

./s

[fiery wave]

They do, but honestly, it wouldn't change when a really stinky and filthy person can ruin a large around them.

[marsh iris]

theres a few times it occured, i dont know how to say politely but i just spray my workspace with cologne so much

[hazy valley]

The biggest relief is meeting up with online friends and not being murdered
The second biggest relief is meeting up with online friends and learning they SHOWER REGULARLY

[fallen tree]

im not confrontational at all, id suffer and bitch about it after

[fiery wave]

Or maybe they only do when going out.

[waxen sleet]

I used to clean public bathrooms for a living... and I swear 75% of the time the woman's room was worse, and they say we guys can't aim

[fallen tree]

the one guy i met irl after meeting them online, he drank all our beers without offering anything and we were pissed

never again

[marsh iris]

man

[hazy valley]

If they want to stink at home when I don't know that's on them. I still appreciate someone having the awareness and basic function to know to shower before meeting up

[modest flume]

I have a side job where I do that (and at my main job I am a custodian of sorts), and yes, lord have mercy

[modest flume]

Woman, get with the topic, Garuta

[marsh iris]

i know you want to smell fem garut

[fallen tree]

is Garuta the fem name for garut

[delicate vapor]

subnautic 2 soon

[marsh iris]

garuda

[fallen tree]

Garuda

[delicate vapor]

warframe

[twin flower]

well hellloo sailor

[sly quest]

We’re 2 showers away from 2028

[modest flume]

don't tell them my secrets man c'mon

[fiery wave]

Is one thing to drink one mug without paying, but all? I get a social thing and you can't afford a drink and such but still.

[fallen tree]

im just thinking ff14. she's hot, and if that makes me a furry, so be it

[delicate vapor]

friday tomorrow

[hazy valley]

1 underwear change away from 2028

[marsh iris]

shower rationing

[sly quest]

[fiery wave]

True. Is just a basic thing when going to meet people. Some don't even use just water.

[fallen tree]

yeah, its absurd ive never experienced someone doing that. curse his soul

[sly quest]

You guys have underwear???

[marsh iris]

what if we bathe like chinchillas

[twin flower]

sand showers

[fiery wave]

Periods, also squatting on seats making it go everywhere.

[hazy valley]

These are advances tactics

[marsh iris]

it gets EVERYWHERE

[fallen tree]

i just have the rag i woke up with when i spawned in the lands between

[bronze wren]

Sawdust soap

[twin flower]

naah, bath like ferrets

tub filled with macaroni

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

sawdust bread

[sonic jetty]

How do I get the convict role? Just chat til I level up or something?

[waxen sleet]

He has no mercy to spend or share with sanitation workers... he only continues to send the greatest challenges to his finest warriors

[fiery wave]

Like, extreme lack of shame much.

[fallen tree]

i spawned in as the wretch class, only got rags to my name

[modest flume]

Me who grew up and lives in a female household: WHAT IS THIS WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THAT

[bronze wren]

Sawdust cake

[twin flower]

Yeah, just talk with people

[modest flume]

[twin flower]

dont spam tho

[sonic jetty]

Ah ok

[sly quest]

Idk cat… seems too complicated

[fallen tree]

100 messages in discord chat

[crude hull]

So who here plays the 40k tabletop?

[modest flume]

I do it so no one else has to

[fallen tree]

cant spam either

[fiery wave]

Chatting here or any other text chat in this Discord.

[sonic jetty]

Thanks!

[waxen sleet]

There's a tabletop game?

[modest flume]

THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!

[fiery wave]

Blood but not quite. Lul.

[hazy valley]

You're right it's easier to go commando. No underwear time just full goblin mode in a snuggie or something

[sly quest]

You don’t

[modest flume]

At least in my household it's clean, I mean sheesh

[crude hull]

Ye I do

[waxen sleet]

Smells like Yharnam...

a hoonter must hoont

[sly quest]

Get a pc buddy

[modest flume]

I understand the bodily functions and all that

[crude hull]

Yeah it's a little niche

[modest flume]

With that being said, sheesh

[crude hull]

But... I have one?

[delicate vapor]

named my warframe after garut

[fiery wave]

Because ownership is a thing.

[waxen sleet]

I though you painted the action figures bc they were pretty

[crude hull]

Well yes but also for other reasons.

[fiery wave]

Many ppl aren't taught to treat public things like shared ownership.

[sly quest]

A PC N LAPTOP N A PHONE

[twin flower]

played my first 40k tabletop

I was then diddled by the sweatiest, most bitchless beings on the planet

[sly quest]

your greed disgusts me.

[marsh iris]

bublic toilet

[crude hull]

I have a pc and a phone.

Not a laptop tho

[modest flume]

I have the DRG board game

And no one to play with

[fallen tree]

any stillsuit enjoyers? shit and piss, drink the recycled water

[sly quest]

I will send you a laptop now

[crude hull]

But I don't want one.

[twin flower]

i didnt know they had a boardgame

[marsh iris]

i....am honored

[sly quest]

Too late!! Congratulations!

[fiery wave]

And she hoonts a hoontress.

[delicate vapor]

its just garu lol

[marsh iris]

garu garu

[modest flume]

How about own THIS DAMN MESS YOU MADE

[delicate vapor]

[lusty estuary]

you will take tbe laptop and you are going to like it

[crude hull]

Damn...

[marsh iris]

so not Garut to the T

[delicate vapor]

Tea

[fallen tree]

gyaru-t

[hazy valley]

If I ever play tabletop I want to play AdMech and just bask in the glory of how cool the minis look like idc if I win or lose I just love seeing the minis both mine and others

[marsh iris]

gyaaaa

[sly quest]

Gagu

[hazy valley]

Well mine if I had any

[marsh iris]

lady gagu

[sly quest]

WHERE WHERE

[twin flower]

painting the minis is already one hell of a hobby imo

[marsh iris]

👈

[hazy valley]

My official job title during EVO

[marsh iris]

evo?

[fallen tree]

i wanna get into the tabletop with my dad, he loves board games, but we both have to start collecting then

[lusty estuary]

what nobody wants you to know is there isn't actually any ruleset for 40k everyone is just pretending that there's codexes and rulebooks and shit just to obfuscate the fact that the real game is pitting miniature against miniature and seeing which one looks cooler

[hazy valley]

Big convention for fighting game players

[sly quest]

WHAAATTTT

SO COOL

[lusty estuary]

this is why t'au always win

[hazy valley]

I was joking about gagging LOL

[marsh iris]

thinking of kill team?

actually

[fiery wave]

Vileblood x Huntress.

[fallen tree]

im not sure i was thinking necromunda, but maybe thats kill team? when it comes to the table i have nfi what is what

[fiery wave]

They don't. Mess for the cleaners to deal with.

[fallen tree]

small scale at first, for sure tho

[marsh iris]

much more friendlier than the main core game

you only need like a handful of dudes

[modest flume]

Ohhhhhh I know, believe me, I know

[lusty estuary]

god the necromunda minis look so fucking good