general-chat

[lilac crag]

[hazy valley]

He was caught and warned 5 times according to my coworkers and they let it slide every time because he is old and works two jobs

But eventually they had to fire him

[vivid zinc]

That's sad

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, where do you all find these unprofessional coworkers? Lmao

[modest flume]

(terrible place to be tbh)

[vivid zinc]

Feel bad for the old guy

[hazy valley]

The overnight teams get away with SO much LOL

[hazy kestrel]

It shouldn’t be hard to just be professional, clock in, clock out, repeat.

[hazy valley]

Vegas. There are a lot of idiots who climb because they knew someone who knew someone

[modest flume]

Because no one wants to actually be there

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[elder merlin]

I wish i had a lax job

[vivid zinc]

I wish it was that simple

[hazy kestrel]

But it is.

[lilac crag]

it really isn't

[formal wharf]

so what i can get from the teaser is that the reveal is either a new major enemy/faction or a new class that involves around the usage of tech (cough cough skiitari cough cough)

[vivid zinc]

Office politics suck. Especially as a pretty male. Pretty males get the worst of it in office politics.

[elder merlin]

The mindless tedium of it all

[hazy kestrel]

I just clock in, don’t speak to anyone and work, clock out.

[elder merlin]

Or both

[graceful hamlet]

Tau faction confirmed

Tau fire warrior class

[elder merlin]

I would imagine the class isnt the only thing coming

[graceful hamlet]

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not pretty, well, not model attractive anyways. I don’t get involved in office politics.

[graceful hamlet]

Tau use blue projectiles

[formal wharf]

i mean that is actually possible

[lilac crag]

do you work with people?

[hazy kestrel]

Just ignore that shit like the plague

[lilac crag]

or just back end?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

In an office setting

Got my own cubicle and everything

[lilac crag]

I'd say you've got it good then

[neat mist]

Hello chat

[vivid zinc]

NGL I am kinda hot. At least by asian standards. It causes problems. People start to assume a whole bunch of shit real quick and it's annoying.

[lilac crag]

safe space to ignore all around

[formal wharf]

the core aspect of the game is sending criminals into a war, so its defo possible

[hazy kestrel]

Congrats I guess. You’re suffering from success I’d wager.

[formal wharf]

i wont say its skiitari yet though, but the servo skull + blue lighting is a good indicator

[hazy kestrel]

But I can see how it would be annoying quick

[neat mist]

Here after warhammer skulls teaser

[vivid zinc]

I wish, it's a problem in certain environments.

[hazy kestrel]

But how though? Do your coworkers try to hit on you a lot?

[elder merlin]

Turn red

[vivid zinc]

Or they assume I hit on them

Either or

[visual vortex]

Okay

Ima be honest

I didnt believe this one lad on a while back about the voice saying genestealer cultists

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, so they’re just socially inept and think kindness means you’re hitting on them. Gotcha.

[visual vortex]

But yonow i listened and i kinda heard it

[formal wharf]

The teaser is about a sort of ongoing conflict between the mobians and a unknown enemy

[vivid zinc]

Noooo lol

[neat mist]

Btw I love Chaos

[formal wharf]

so maybe genestealers aswell?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[vivid zinc]

I'm pretty good about that

[visual vortex]

I listened

[formal wharf]

no

you saw

[hazy kestrel]

Then uh. Idk what to tell ya pal

[formal wharf]

[visual vortex]

No no i listened tocthe dialogue

[formal wharf]

oh

[elder merlin]

This guy right here, @bright crystal

[tacit geode]

Or an unknown ally

[visual vortex]

You can hear one moebian 21st yell something

[formal wharf]

ultramarines for real

calgar is the new class

reject calgar

[tacit geode]

Don't even joke lad

[hazy kestrel]

If it’s not AdMech, I’m gonna be pissed lmao

[visual vortex]

And to my brain it sounds like "Genestealer cult!"

[tacit geode]

Everything is pointing to it

[formal wharf]

its how titus will become chapter master for sm3

[elder merlin]

I'd laugh so hard if it wasnt though

[visual vortex]

If there's a way to isolate the dialogue from ghe other audio i need that

[tacit geode]

Just to clarify this isn't the guy yelling "Death to the false emperor!"

[vivid zinc]

It's a mix of a few things. I'm over ummm, stylized for my area. Let's put it that way.

[visual vortex]

Idk i never heard that in the trailer

[hazy kestrel]

So you have good fashion sense

[neat mist]

It looked like an ad mech galvanic rifles shots

[hazy kestrel]

Your coworkers just don’t know how to be professional

Simple as

[vivid zinc]

Ver yvery good and I'm super well groomed

[neat mist]

Based

[vivid zinc]

To the point where I sometimes might put off "I'm advertising" when I'm not.

[visual vortex]

At 0:02 to 0:03 it sounds like someone yelling "genestealer cultist!"

[formal wharf]

i wonder how they will explain it lore wise though since big G has been denying skiitari forces

[nocturne bloom]

Im ugly and thats good

[visual vortex]

This may be my brain

[formal wharf]

well, not directly

[visual vortex]

🤝

[twin flower]

Who's big G

[hazy kestrel]

Grendel

[formal wharf]

Grendyl

[graceful hamlet]

Geeze nuts

[vivid zinc]

You can be ugly and end up hot if you take care of urself and use facial hair to hide things like a bad chin

[neat mist]

Let us play as Chaos cultist class Fat Shark

[graceful hamlet]

Shrimple, it’s not Skitarii, it’s Tau Fire Warriors

[formal wharf]

its actually me

[neat mist]

The shit looked like Tzeentch magic in the teaser

[tacit geode]

Yeah nah man that's someone saying death to the false emperor

sirry

[formal wharf]

I. Lorelius Hogglefart is the new darktide class

[visual vortex]

I must be rlly deaf

[graceful hamlet]

Tzaangor enemies

[visual vortex]

Or my brain is tricking me

[graceful hamlet]

Get 360 no scoped by magic arrows

[visual vortex]

Guess we'll find out may 21st yeah?

[tacit geode]

indeed

[graceful hamlet]

Can’t wait to run around as a Tau

[formal wharf]

nurgle and tzeentch on the same planet

would be strange

[visual vortex]

Maybe they want the titan?

[twin flower]

I hear the death to the-.. and i cant make it out anymore

[neat mist]

Ngl second enemy faction will go hard

[formal wharf]

ok i havent caught up on darktide lore theres a fuckin titan on this planet now?

[visual vortex]

I feel like it's too short to be that tho

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Deadsider drip descriptions

[neat mist]

I am tired of fighting rotten armor bs in havoc

[visual vortex]

Talks about a warlord class titan on the planet wanting war

[formal wharf]

The best 2 options would be genestealers or the death guard + nurgles daemons

[twin flower]

Death Guard? naah

[vivid zinc]

The heretics getting ahold of a titan would be the worst thing ever

[hidden trout]

its not even in rotation right now

[visual vortex]

Genestealers are hinted at a ton in the story

[hidden trout]

and they just changed their hitzones to be infested

[neat mist]

Yeah that will be cool

[visual vortex]

One ended up on Brahm's ship

[tacit geode]

Fighting it in my mind

[formal wharf]

does he know

[jaunty path]

I like it personally. It actually got a nerf so now it counts as infested

[vivid zinc]

No lol

[formal wharf]

the heretics do infact have multiple titans

not on atoma, but they do

[vivid zinc]

I know that lol

[graceful hamlet]

Now to wait 2 months for the rest of the changes to improve the health of the game

[vivid zinc]

I meant in relation to Darktide

[formal wharf]

you are now banned from the bosnian water supply for 3 weeks

[hidden trout]

theyre coming tho
the ones they mentioned at the bottom of that post im really looking forward to

[twin flower]

which is?

[graceful hamlet]

Psyker buffs

[vivid zinc]

That's OK I pee'd in the resivoir and I'm nurgle blessed

[hidden trout]

There are plenty of other mechanics and enemies that we can improve, such as the high density of Ogryn Bulwarks. We’ll talk more about our shielded enemies in the near future.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[graceful hamlet]

“We’re nerfing Scrier’s Gaze so to compensate we’re buffing inferno staff”

[jaunty path]

They didnt nerf sciers gaze right

[vivid zinc]

There's corrupted titans in the setting now?

[graceful hamlet]

Yea I’m just shitposting

[hidden trout]

they should tho

[visual vortex]

No

[jaunty path]

Open mailbox

[vivid zinc]

Ok was going to say that's exterminatus material

[graceful hamlet]

A level that takes place on a Titan would be cool tho

[visual vortex]

But there is a titan family on atoma

[visual vortex]

I wouldnt mind one where you get to see it being built and have to go through various levels to recover materials from heretics or something

[ember nimbus]

knight castellan class when

[hidden trout]

remove quell on cast
remove the flat weakspot it got for no reason
reduce warp unbound by a few seconds
and make CDR not proc whilst its active

[visual vortex]

Kharib recommended this actually

[hidden trout]

die

[jaunty path]

Please trigger car ignition

[formal wharf]

Would a heretic titan on atoma provide a valid reason for the deployment of some marines, I dont think it does but im just double checking

[visual vortex]

I think just exterminatus

Not worth the ridk

[ember nimbus]

we got plenty of crackheads with krakgrenades

[visual vortex]

Risk

[formal wharf]

Not for atoma, I think

its far too valuable

[hidden trout]

it makes no sense why scriers has better peril management and infinite uptime compared to the ability thats kinda designed for that

[vivid zinc]

It would result in orbital bombardment of some capaticy

[hazy valley]

The problem is some people clock in, don't speak to anyone at work, leave, and then come back to clock out

[formal wharf]

comically large krak grenade

[hazy valley]

LMFAO

[vivid zinc]

Net Space Marine deployment

[jaunty path]

it makes sense because...I like it

:3

[visual vortex]

Kharib recommended exterminatus of the planet before the titan was ever hinted at

[ember nimbus]

mechanicus arent really known for their regard of human life tho

[vivid zinc]

Some of the Inquisition are...let's say a little unhinged lmao

[hidden trout]

well i dont and my opinion is more valid

[visual vortex]

If they wiped out the planet they could also prob get rhe red stuff for moebian steel

[hazy valley]

I should clarify that a lot of the stories about teams working here are different departments and when I mean coworkers I don't mean the same department

[hidden trout]

scriers is fun but it does too much, particularly in things it shouldnt do

[jaunty path]

No my opinion is more valid

[hidden trout]

i was against the quell before it was even added

[paper tiger]

ive heard enough, buff Scriers gaze, +20% attack speed

[jaunty path]

Yeah honestly sciers gaze feels like venting shriek but better

[paper tiger]

all enemies around u get brain bursted on activation

[formal wharf]

main reason im asking this is because a similar situation happened in SM1 and they had a entire company deployed to stop it

[paper tiger]

shriek is still hard carried by soulblaze being just fucking stupid with its ramp up and psuedo-nonexistant cap

[hidden trout]

nerf brain burst too, that shit almost killed me

[south valve]

Hmmm

[visual vortex]

That was also for the warp thing

[south valve]

are you a heretic perchance?

[jaunty path]

Got it. Buffing it rn

[visual vortex]

That the mechanicus captured

[formal wharf]

ohhh yea

forgot about like

the main part of sm1s story

lmao

[jaunty path]

ngl I never use manual BB anymore

[visual vortex]

Same

[hidden trout]

youre going to get me killed

[jaunty path]

I got the auto bb

[hidden trout]

thats a problem

[jaunty path]

N-no it's not...

[hidden trout]

thats like a huge huge problem in terms of the state of psyker

[jaunty path]

It

definitely is not

unbalanced

:)

[hidden trout]

youre taking the blitz for a subnode only

[jaunty path]

I play solo and because I'm the only player its balanced

:)

[jaunty path]

Uhm no I'm not

[ember nimbus]

brainburst is shit but i wish it wasnt

gaze is way better

[hidden trout]

its not when built into

[vivid zinc]

I love playing the mini game of 'pop the blue heads until the Psyker leaves the game'

So fun

[jaunty path]

It's perfectly okay to get a 100% kill button every 12 seconds

[hidden trout]

you can make a brain burst build thats havoc viable

[jaunty path]

by just attacking something

[hidden trout]

and competitive too

1 shotting bulwarks and 2 shotting crushers

[jaunty path]

Oh so just spamming manual BB?

[drowsy lynx]

You can have both

[ember nimbus]

its way more fun than smyker ill give you that

[hidden trout]

KF benefits from EP without consuming a stack, and can proc off brain burst

[paper tiger]

Kinetic Flayer in terms of game design makes me want to vomit.

[jaunty path]

My personal opinion is if it's fun I don't think it should be nerfed cuz its just fun. It's not messing with any body elses experience to my knowledge so

🤷

Im definitely not like

SUPER

biased rn

[visual vortex]

Missus

[delicate vapor]

[hidden trout]

i dont think brain burst should be nerfed i was joking about the fact that i was brain bursted irl

[visual vortex]

I find the inferno staff and smyker build fun

[jaunty path]

IIm not biased im not biased im NOT BIASED

[drowsy lynx]

Me when the burster pops in my face because of soulblaze proccing kf (thankfully they just allegedly patched this out)

[limpid vigil]

Correct - you're based

Not biased

[ember nimbus]

this but brainburst for lange range snipes

[limpid vigil]

Gn folks! Have a good one

[visual vortex]

Gn

[vivid zinc]

When people do this I whip out my bolder and blast the blue brain that's super far away to assert dominance

[ember nimbus]

im casting manual breathing on you right now

[jaunty path]

Thats great although I personally do not approve of that play style I support your joy taken from this game. Elitists may disagree but thats okay.

I want to give you a hug, come outside please. specifically at the alleyway behind the 7/11. Just come outside, Please? come outside.

[runic geyser]

big thanks to the people that told me modding the game was easy, youre right, took me about 15 minutes!

[jaunty path]

fuck you

[visual vortex]

I dont like hugs

[ember nimbus]

its aoe

[jaunty path]

Handshake

[visual vortex]

I hate skin on skin contact

[jaunty path]

Clapping

[sleek harness]

Mind reading

[jaunty path]

Ill clap for you

[south valve]

You could wear clothes?

[jaunty path]

with one hand

[visual vortex]

I do

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

But i dont know when that person last showered and the germs disgust me

[vivid zinc]

Ummm wat?

[jaunty path]

You can clap w one hand yeah

[south valve]

This is very personal information and I'm uncomfortable rn

[visual vortex]

There he was.

In the corner...

[jaunty path]

Yeah why would you ever tell anyone you wear clothes

[vivid zinc]

That's not the connotation girl, lol

[visual vortex]

Clapping...

But not with his hands...

[jaunty path]

None of you are safe just so you know.

[visual vortex]

Im a normal human

I wear clothes

I breathe

I blink

[dire kayak]

hmm

[south valve]

You could slap your fingers againt your palm really hard

[south valve]

WOAH

We did NOT need to know that you breathe

[vivid zinc]

Or against ur neck. One armed ppl clap too Jesus

[south valve]

not cool dude

[jaunty path]

snapping your fingers?

[south valve]

As in like

bend your fingers into your palm really fast

Kinda like clapping

ig

[delicate vapor]

Just saw a void run past my legs

[jaunty path]

Pet cat

[modest flume]

@brazen pelican I'm number one. I'll always be number one. You'll always just be.... Number two.

[delicate vapor]

I don’t know where she is she chose a smart place to hide

[south valve]

That was me

hi

your home is nice

[delicate vapor]

Yeah well it’s below freezing temps

[south valve]

🥶

[hazy valley]

You can clap without hands if you know a secret

[delicate vapor]

Warming this house up

[visual vortex]

Your feet

[astral basin]

Oh is deae online?

[south valve]

Bash your stumps together

I probably shouldn't say things like that

insensitive and whatnot

but eh

[potent sage]

warhammer skulls

[visual vortex]

Click your tongue against the roof of your mouth

[potent sage]

that one guy screaming "DEATH TO TH' FALSE EMPURAAH'!"

[south valve]

warhammer skills

[hazy valley]

It's okay Captain Orpheus of the Blood Angels would love that joke

[south valve]

Oh hey, that kinda works

[ember nimbus]

all my homies hate the 🅱️ orpse Emperor

[visual vortex]

Also your teeth

[south valve]

That was me

[twin flower]

Someone else did hear it too

[jaunty path]

GLORY TO THE DEAD GOD

[hazy valley]

Captain Orpheus would love this joke too

[modest flume]

So? Have you been converted to the Sangy boys?

[twin flower]

I couldnt make out the emperor part tho

[visual vortex]

You can also click your tongue to pick up vibrations similar to a bat to get a vague makeout of your surroundings if done correctly

[modest flume]

"Well met, brother."

[hazy valley]

Nah my friend just loves them as his fav Space Marines and we recently watched Angels of Death together

[south valve]

I'm starting to think you're a bat

can I swing you?

[twin flower]

Based

[visual vortex]

Sure

[south valve]

💥

[visual vortex]

Funnily enough my family's initials for my mom's side is BAT

[hazy valley]

He is slowly converting me to loving the Lamenters tho

I love tragedy

And those dudes are hated by fate and the writers like the Spiderman of 40k

[south valve]

Laminators

[visual vortex]

Lame

Inator

Ahhh perry the platypus

You've stumbled into my trap

[graceful hamlet]

Celestial Lions being wiped out by Ork snipers is pretty tragic too 😔

[visual vortex]

Feast your eyes upon the lame-inator!

[jaunty path]

I kind of want to write a Lord techpriest that really has a thing for servitors. and finding them endearing, and really excited to make more because she sees servitorization as a blessing from the omnissiah for criminals and heretics.

[twin flower]

"ork snipers"

[visual vortex]

I like the Revilers

[south valve]

Would be a nice change of pace to see someone treat servitors well for once

[graceful hamlet]

The Inquisition investigated and confirmed Ork snipers. They would never lie 🙏

[ember nimbus]

look into the book halfhead, you might enjoy it

[jaunty path]

Yeah she'd regularly look after them and ensure theyre properly oiled and maintained

[visual vortex]

Isnt that what tech priests do?

[south valve]

Sounds kinda cute when you put it that way

endearing even

[clever horizon]

yoooo new class when

[clever horizon]

🤨

[jaunty path]

Maybe she'd even warn someone she believes soon to be made a servitor. And tells them she'll make sure they'll be her servitor.

[graceful hamlet]

Tau firewarrior confirmed 🙏

[south valve]

Idk I'm sorry 😔

[jaunty path]

Though I feel her care for servitors feel borderline heretical.

[visual vortex]

It's so endearing and cute seeing lobotomized and mutilated people trapped in the husks of a body with temporary reprieves of pure horror going through them when they regain their senses for a picosecond

[clever horizon]

shitty veteran 😭

[visual vortex]

🥰

[south valve]

Wait, that sounds really interesting

[graceful hamlet]

Better veteran*

[south valve]

😊

[visual vortex]

It's so cutesy and kawaii

Or whatever people say

[jaunty path]

Then later regret that after realizing he might off himself

[jaunty path]

It's reddit wholesome 😊

[visual vortex]

Resdit chungus

Concord spork necklace on mushroom girl

That sentence is all factually true btw

[jaunty path]

I have such a long reading list you can't comprehend.

[south valve]

Maybe she could erase all their memories as usual (I think), except for the ones about her?

[jaunty path]

But yeah it's very important to paint how fucking terrible it is to be a servitor and I feel that would only add more onto her character being that deluded.

Then again

I need to read further on admech lore

[ember nimbus]

servitors really dont invoke a feeling empathy from me, i just wanna set them free

[visual vortex]

I like servitors

[ember nimbus]

i just feel sad for them i guess

[hidden whale]

i would mercy kill them

[visual vortex]

I want their big claw arm

[hidden whale]

I mean... yikes

[ember nimbus]

forced lobotimization seems almost worse than death

[visual vortex]

It is

There's something we in the business call a catatonic state

[south valve]

Do servitors feels sad or anything?

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

Where you will sit motionless and never speak for hours on end to the point of being all day

[twin flower]

Not that we know of

[visual vortex]

The ones in darktide do

[ember nimbus]

lobotomization isnt an exact science

[twin flower]

Unless you look at the Medicae stations in DT as an example

[modern elm]

No and I won't let them... it is seen as a malfunction and must be corrected

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Maybe I'm stupid, but I feel like you wouldn't even be aware of your own suffering

so it wouldn't really be too different to dying

[visual vortex]

Sometimes the medicae servitors plead for you to take them with you

[south valve]

imo

[graceful hamlet]

Depends on your crime and how much the tech priest hates you

[visual vortex]

And say it's so cold and lonely or something

[hazy valley]

Unironically I'd love a Darktide 2 that just goes way wilder. Ork Freeboota, Tau Firewarrior, Aeldari Ranger, etc. like just the ragtag team in service to a Rogue Trader but not all pulled from the nearest prison

[vivid zinc]

Well that was a fun Expedition run where the Hive Scum triggered the evac asap

Cool

[south valve]

True ig

[ember nimbus]

you might be suffering all the time but unable to express it in any way shape or form

or even reduce the suffering

[hard crane]

i joined a expedition where we already ran out of time and were heading to a bunker and some dude was still chilling outside at some point of interest with 800 tech on them

[south valve]

but I mean about feeling the suffering, if that makes sense

[twin flower]

Well there's a Kroot in Dark Heresy as one of your companions so it might not be far off

[hazy valley]

The banter from a squad like that would be hilarious LOL

[jaunty path]

What I'm thinking is that its a "It depends" thing.

You can sometimes never tell if a servitor is truly alive or just an automaton.

[vivid zinc]

Ima go play some Diablo 4

[south valve]

I see

[dire kayak]

i dont feel so good

[ember nimbus]

and what im saying is they might feel sad or feeling pain all the time but they just cant say they do or do anything about the pain or discomfort

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[ember nimbus]

because they are lobotomites

[south valve]

Right

[twin flower]

drink watah

[visual vortex]

Almost like people in a catatonic state

[jaunty path]

I asked in lore chat and penal servitors are ususally better designed.

Store keeper is one. The gun shop one is definitely alive.

[jaunty path]

Whats wrong

[twin flower]

Wasnt the Store Keeper the traitor rannick shot

[modern elm]

Yup

[south valve]

Penal servitors I'm guessing are ones who committed some kind of crime, as opposed to ones who are corruped by chaos?

[jaunty path]

yes. She has no humanity left to her

The brunt shop one though

that one speaks with a human style

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

I go by there someitmes I overlook it alot lmao

[hazy valley]

Isn't the commissary servitor the traitor Zealot from the story

[hard crane]

what even did the storekeeper do as a traitor

[ember nimbus]

penal implies restitution for a crime

[twin flower]

I still think its Brunt behind the store

[hard crane]

i just remember them being shot and thats kinda it

[jaunty path]

Yes commisarry is the traitor

[vivid zinc]

Really?

That's funny af

[hazy valley]

Rannick is pretty kind about her fate tbh

[twin flower]

in one of the earlier cutscenes when you start the game when you were 'proving' yourself to the inquisition, your char and along with hers was called up, apparently there was a traitor aboard the ship and it was her

[hazy valley]

There's that one dude working on the ship in Space Marine 2 who gets ordered by a Tech Priest to go swimming in sewage

[hard crane]

i know she was shown alot in earlier level up cutscenes but i cant remember for the life of me what she actually did lmao

[jaunty path]

I believe some servitors are made from people literally kidnapped

not even criminals

[twin flower]

Didn't really say

[south valve]

Ig from his perspective, they don't really have time for fancy punishments, instead they can make her lifeless body useful

[hazy valley]

And then when he asks why a servitor can't do that job the Tech Priest offers to make him into a servitor

[visual vortex]

Her penal suit is green

[ember nimbus]

why they didnt just throw her body out of an airlock is beyond me btw

[visual vortex]

And green=lack of faith

[south valve]

Jesus

[twin flower]

human bodies is a resource believe it or not

[modern elm]

Someone could've saved her and put a daemon in it so I say servitorization was moral and justified

[twin flower]

corpse starch, batteries, a material for servitors

[hazy valley]

I think Rannick delights in irony. It's why he sent Zola to reason with the Cartels knowing full well her past with the Water Cartel

[ember nimbus]

she gave war intel to a cult of metaphysical demons

burn her shit

[jaunty path]

"which one..this one..that one...that one has a nice voice. Him. Her."

Not sure what the exact process is but I'm curious.

[south valve]

Oh maybe then

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Morrow pays good money for corpse starch

[vivid zinc]

You a lore master xD

[ember nimbus]

we cant be that low on ressources

[south valve]

Maybe just people who are considered lowlives and things

[ember nimbus]

its so joever

[visual vortex]

Said it for the event or something

[modern elm]

Ashes aren't useful... make her a slave robot NOW

[hazy valley]

Nah I just love looking at stories in games a bunch

[vivid zinc]

Lore master 🙂

[ember nimbus]

i think if the slave robot might turn into a flesh abomination by being exposed to informational hazards a little safety is warranted

[hazy valley]

I LOVED the little vox recordings from the martyr's skulls hidden across the maps as insights to the 6th and their fall to corruption on Nox Alpha

[visual vortex]

"Got a holy bullet for you, heretic."

[jaunty path]

You know that truly does not make it any less morally abyssmal right lmfao

[modern elm]

Yeah and I think her ratting to a cult of people worshipping the God of dying... keeping her body from dying is the ultimate insult and warrented

[south valve]

Like and subscribe if you'd make out with Magos Karib

[ember nimbus]

real and true

you got me

[south valve]

Oh absolutely not

but it's the Imperium

[ember nimbus]

glory to the emperor

we are so back

[obsidian wren]

Hang up that computer call, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth- im feeling romantical~

[twin flower]

[obsidian wren]

ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat

Shake it

Shake the rat

[potent sage]

god emperor needs to get his priorities straight imo

we need more jihads

[obsidian wren]

Shake it, choke the rat

[potent sage]

more crusades

or whatever

like muad'dib

[hazy valley]

I need to bump into a Magos and look at them with my pretty eyes so they turn me into their next project

[ember nimbus]

human waagh would be nice

[south valve]

[vivid zinc]

No need to call out the broodmothers mate, chill

[obsidian wren]

Shake it

Choke it

Choke the rat

[vivid zinc]

Um

[obsidian wren]

Shake them all

[vivid zinc]

I am sorry for what I encouraged

[obsidian wren]

ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat

[twin flower]

if he could get up from his golden toilet maybe we will

[jaunty path]

Why out of everything in 40k

[visual vortex]

Hm

[jaunty path]

I am very interested in servitors.

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

Remove the 5th and 7th word

[visual vortex]

Atoma prime has 90 billion people

[vivid zinc]

Cuz u a freak lol

❤️

[delicate vapor]

Too much, virus bomb it

[visual vortex]

And the entire moebian 6th regiment was 50,000

[south valve]

They're kind of especially fucked up in a very unique way

[visual vortex]

For nox alpha

I may not be good at math

But that is a shit ratio

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Wolfer when his army gets ratiod

[dire kayak]

hmm

[fluid mantle]

Is the shop going to rotate tomorrow, or is it postponed until next week when Skulls happens?

[hazy valley]

It's Games Workshop math which I've been told is numbers that never make any sense and don't really mean anything

[potent sage]

well considering the 6th are an actual trained regiment and everyone else are disheveled, starving peasents

[visual vortex]

Shut up

[twin flower]

unless they mentioned anything about it being delayed i dont think so

[visual vortex]

Nobody is trained in the guard

Anyways

[jaunty path]

It doesn't help that its even inspired my writing.

I just don't know how to make them apply in the same matter.

I think the laborer ones should not have mouths and communicate via other means like sign language unique to their kind and factory and possibly a faint "hive mind"

[visual vortex]

I just FEEL

Like there's more 6th

[south valve]

Wait, really?

[vivid zinc]

Hundreds of millions across a galaxy! lol

[jaunty path]

@potent sage opinion on servitors

[visual vortex]

You're usually taught how to shoot a lasgun

And told to go over there

[south valve]

Damn

[visual vortex]

If you refuse you get shot

[south valve]

This setting is kinda grim

and dark

[visual vortex]

Still holding the line for 10,000 years 💪

[hazy valley]

I've been warned a lot to not read into the numbers or logistics behind stuff because it's not a strong point of 40k writing

LOL

[twin flower]

im pretty sure they still get training

[south valve]

Just not much?

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

Good warning,the lore numbers make zero sense lmao

[fluid mantle]

The Guard are not untrained.
They're just the top performing PDF on whatever planet they came from.
A lot of planets don't have any sort of hostile faction regularly going after them.

[visual vortex]

Just searched it

[ancient tinsel]

Guys I cant wait for Skulls.

[visual vortex]

They're taught basic survival skills

[vivid zinc]

But GW's approach to lore is a 'unreliable narrator' approach so everything is lore until it isn't

[visual vortex]

Lasgun training

[hidden whale]

if you look at the numbers too hard the universe kinda breaks

[visual vortex]

And lessons about xrnos and heresy

[graceful hamlet]

It’s a big weakness with any Sci-fi IP. See Star Wars using a clone army of like 2-3 million to fight a galaxywide war

[fluid mantle]

So the Guard are trained in modern soldiery,
and sent out into the 40K galaxy.

[visual vortex]

But there's an official guardsman handbook i want and it says the xenos like orcs are actually very small and timid

[twin flower]

they get an uplifitng primer, like weapon maintenance, squad formations, basic enemy weakspots etc

[south valve]

I see I see

[ancient tinsel]

I have that!

[vivid zinc]

Super Earth shit

[visual vortex]

How is it?

[hazy valley]

Yeah I know that feeling I used to be an idiot getting way too mad over WoW lore being dogshit writing desperately trying to make sense of the senseless

[potent sage]

awesome

[potent sage]

the game literally describes them as a highly trained veteran regiment

[ancient tinsel]

It's great. One of the few books I own outside of the Horus Heresy and Abnettverse

[vivid zinc]

Same over other stuff, eventually you just mellow out

[pine panther]

Skitarii is the last class? No more classes?

[potent sage]

theyre fringe war campaigners

[hidden whale]

ahhh the writing quality is kind of DOG after wotlk

[ancient tinsel]

Short and silly

[hidden whale]

cataclysm is ok

[visual vortex]

Every single one of them in the fringe war became heretics

So much for training huh?

[hazy valley]

Star Wars is really dumb about that too like LMFAO the Droids should have had that in the bag but it was literally just Palpatine playing chess against himself like that really old Pixar animation of the old man at the park

[potent sage]

yeah well thats the psychological toll of war

[hazy valley]

Wrathgate was peak

[fluid mantle]

Veterans are the lifeblood of the Guard. They better prepare all the FNGs for the horseshit the galaxy is gonna throw their way.

[twin flower]

well they did kinda get left for dead

[visual vortex]

Training supposed to make you stronger mentally against that

[vivid zinc]

At this point it's like "Sure u wanna retcon Sylvanis into a kitten who commands the undead puppies, whatever works for you, I'm over this shit".

[south valve]

Hairy ticks

[twin flower]

egh

[visual vortex]

They arent trained to me

[potent sage]

its the militarum

[visual vortex]

They hide behind explosive barrels

[ancient tinsel]

Are we talking about how trash Warcraft lore is now?

[hidden whale]

im so over what they did with sylvanas

ive been over it since shadowlands

[potent sage]

they didnt recieve any training probably they learned all their experience in combat

[visual vortex]

So not trained

[hazy valley]

It's whatever to me tbh. I have one friend who is a MASSIVE Sylvanas fan and he was depressed levels of upset with Shadowlands

[visual vortex]

Adaptive

[potent sage]

of course they turned to heresy, they were abandoned in the field by their superiors

they were desperate

[fluid mantle]

But yes, there is a certain small level of Helldiver-levels of lack of training.

[hidden whale]

I wish they wouldve just committed to her being a villain

[hazy valley]

Another of my friends was more mad about Kel'thuzad in Shadowlands

[visual vortex]

Lack of faith

[vivid zinc]

I don't blame him, Syl was awesome

[ember nimbus]

i will never forgive them for what they did with arthas in that

[potent sage]

not really lol

[visual vortex]

Yes

[potent sage]

they just knew they were all going to die for the imperium

[ember nimbus]

generational blunder

[visual vortex]

Went to chaos

Lack of faith

Now if I was there

[twin flower]

I think not everyone in the imperium is as overzealous as you think

[hidden whale]

after the makgora, I had genuine hype about going to fight her. and she was built up decently at the point. beating the stand in lich king? ok fine whatever

[vivid zinc]

My moose roast smells so good I gotta check on it

[hidden whale]

but then shadowlands

[hazy valley]

"Oh no the bald man with pizza nipples was ... evil??? the whole time???? and no one TOLD ME????"

[graceful hamlet]

It’s ok, somehow Sylvanas has returned

[potent sage]

if you were there i would kill you and take ur shit

[visual vortex]

There wouldnt BE a nox alpha

[potent sage]

cus im fucking awesome

[visual vortex]

That would be very funny

[potent sage]

yeah it would

[lapis night]

Skitari May 21st

[ancient tinsel]

I feel like the final episode of The Boys is going to be such a letdown. Completely unrelated

[hazy valley]

She was a very good villain/antagonist throughout the story

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Watch it be a reveal trailer and we wait another month for the release trailer

[hazy valley]

I think Arthas got off easy being a fart written off in the wind tbh. They really assassinated a lot of characters with the writing in Shadowlands and Arthas got away free with his character intact because they didn't touch it

[south valve]

I would explode

[vivid zinc]

Very justified too

[graceful hamlet]

Tau firewarrior*

[ancient tinsel]

"Hadron will return in 2027: Darktide Skitarii"

[lapis night]

Reveal trailer for the llong awaited orc weirdboy class

[hidden whale]

aaaaaaah saurfang vs sylvanas was the last WoW moment I ever enjoyed

[delicate vapor]

Reveal trailer? Nope just the teaser trailer THEN a month for the full reveal

[visual vortex]

As usual lmao

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

well.. if the Arbite release was anything to go by

[ember nimbus]

maybe it was for the best after all

[visual vortex]

How do the swedish even stay in business

[jaunty path]

Which space marine chapter is most likely to eat a servitor

[graceful hamlet]

Just play Techmarine in sm2 until Admech drops

[visual vortex]

World eaters idk

[modern elm]

As if tau couldn't get lamer they now have to steal spotlight from other more worthy people

[ancient tinsel]

New class: Man of Iron

[vivid zinc]

The shark ones

[twin flower]

Iron Warriors?

[visual vortex]

Carcharodons?

[lapis night]

Still waiting for the offical trailer for waghhtide where you play as Grimgor and the Boys bulldosing their way accross the endtimes

[graceful hamlet]

Flesh tearers

[delicate vapor]

Red corsair

[raven dirge]

what is the teaser about

[visual vortex]

Nah the carcharodons have better things to do

[lime beacon]

Plasma gun

[twin flower]

the Next class prolly

[visual vortex]

Like shoot a drukhari with a squirt gun and make it go insane

[sleek harness]

Skull

[delicate vapor]

They’ll continue to stare at you quietly

[lime beacon]

It’s just the good old plasma gun that’s already in the game

[raven dirge]

I can't tell what they are showing

[sleek harness]

Skull

[vivid zinc]

Than eat a servitor otw to breater things?

[hazy valley]

Undeath and how it affects people is so insane like they had that moment in Arathi where Lordaeron refugees met their undead relatives under the banner of peace and Sylvanas expected it to devolve to fighting and then when it didn't she ordered bat riders to massacre everyone there to prevent any of her Forsaken from learning that some humans actually would accept them and welcome them back and love them again and some humans might not be able to accept what they are but they had no hostile intent either and that truth would have fractured her hold on the Forsaken and it made for such a good story moment

[ancient tinsel]

Plasma pistol probably.

And the long chain glaive

[lime beacon]

I think you can sort of see a servo skull fly by

[vivid zinc]

Lore master 🙂

[lapis night]

Lmao what if we get a Squat class

[sleek harness]

A servor skull appears out of the smoke at the end

[dire kayak]

ooughb

[raven dirge]

oh wait that's true

[fluid mantle]

But then you have other Guard regiments that are hard af- Vostroyans, Mordians, Death Korps, Steel Legion, Catachan, Tallarn, Elysian, Tanith; I'd say Cadians, but...
Anyhow, those mfers are some of the best ones.

[raven dirge]

admech for realsies then

[dire kayak]

i feel sick

[ancient tinsel]

That's not a servo skull, that's just Brunt flicking his vape away

[lime beacon]

If we get a squat I’m tying the last knot in the noose

[hazy valley]

The last time I got really hyped for WoW was Daughter of the Sea. I'll say WoW writing is bottom tier all day but that song and music video were AMAZING

[visual vortex]

Maccabians

[fluid mantle]

I want this but with 40K instead.

[delicate vapor]

so warhammer skulls is on 21 may

[hidden whale]

cinematic team > gameplay team for like

[hazy valley]

No I am too clown to be a loremaster

[hidden whale]

forever almost

[visual vortex]

The ceo of fatshark did say he wouldnt mind making a 40k game with orcs

[vivid zinc]

Pffft. That's part of being a good lore master. You're too modest!

[fluid mantle]

YES! I was trying to remember the planet name; I know they were called the Janissaries. Yep, those too!

[lapis night]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[fluid mantle]

ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS

[raven dirge]

the rejects are about to understand the weakness of their flesh

[twin flower]

what about the Jopals

[lime beacon]

“Wouldn’t mind” is literally next to “definitely not going to happen” in dev lingo

[hazy valley]

I am a lore clown. I read too much and know too much

[lime beacon]

But yeah an orc shooter would be amazing

[twin flower]

nothing wrong with that

[hazy valley]

But I am also horribly biased

And that makes me a clown

[vivid zinc]

That's awesome though

[sly quest]

Oh yeah? You think you’re so smart huh?

[lapis night]

IZ DONT CARE if .1% IS ENUF FOR DA RAT BOYZ IZ GUD ENOF FOR MEZ

[twin flower]

Joel?!

[hazy valley]

No!! The opposite!!!!

[lapis night]

WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sly quest]

Too late. You are too smart.

[sly quest]

[south valve]

Amazing sticker 😭

[hazy valley]

I will never escape being a nerd

[lime beacon]

There’s a 0.1% gadriel would ask me out on a date

[lime beacon]

I can pray for that too

[fluid mantle]

Orktide would be fun, but what would be the enemy faction? Tyranids?

[graceful hamlet]

Everything

[lapis night]

ITZ GONNA BE BAD MOONS VS DA GOTHS

[raven dirge]

why are people blabbing about orks

[jaunty path]

tyranids, space marines, aeldari

necrons.

[lapis night]

BAD MOOZ FOR LOIF

[graceful hamlet]

Ork class confirmed

[vivid zinc]

Orktide vs Tyranids would be fucking EPIC

[lapis night]

COZ IZ ERE

[acoustic pebble]

Don't forget the Drukhari

[vivid zinc]

Please give us an Orktide game lol

[acoustic pebble]

They buy my drugs the most

[twin flower]

Orktide in Armageddon

[fluid mantle]

For a 'Tide game you need a faction with a lot of chaff, and since da boyz are Astartes-sized, hordes of poxwalkers won't cut it.

[twin flower]

They already have everything there

[acoustic pebble]

That's Darktide 2

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

I need to break out the Kaptin Nekbeard roleplay again and I can't do it without the Orks.

[lapis night]

IZ AD MOI ARM SHOT OF BUYS DA MILANTRUM ONCE

[twin flower]

Darktide 2 would prolly be another Inquisition quest into fuck knows where we're cut off, AGAIN, but with more enemies and classes

[raven dirge]

maybe lukewarm or hot take but I thought the Tyranids in Space Marine 2 were kinda meh
They didn't exactly inspire terror

[jaunty path]

People always say my ideas are interesting

[twin flower]

real

[lapis night]

Von Valancius Mogs ngl

[sly quest]

They are cute

[twin flower]

lil squiggies

[fluid mantle]

I mean you're playing as Titus, the man knows no fear, so of course they wouldn't scare him.

[vivid zinc]

vs Orks imo under Yarrik's control would be perfect for Darktide 2.

[proven basin]

When is PvP mode coming

[twin flower]

squig riders in DoW 4 goofy ahh mfers

[sly quest]

Tonight

Don’t sleep

[sly quest]

Keep waiting

[raven dirge]

yeah you could probably blame space marines for being too jacked but it ended up making the nids feel like ants

[proven basin]

😱😱

[sly quest]

Billions must wait

[half shoal]

While I just sit around and get angry all the time

[torn apex]

After seeing the teaser, I hope we get an AdMech

[sly quest]

That’s what napping was made for.

[vivid zinc]

srs darktide 2 = we vs Orks under Yarrick's command

[fluid mantle]

Y'know what would be fun for an Orktide?
Orks vs. Mechanicus.

[lapis night]

glory to da von valencius dynasty

[jaunty path]

Ususally when I feel the plot armor is for sales

I ignore it

[hazy valley]

After watching Angels of Death and seeing the context of Space Hulk: Deathwing yeah it sorta made the Tyranids feel a lot less scary. Like there are some scenes where you look out over the city and see the sheer scale of the numbers of Tyranids, and also the SIZE of some Tyranids, and it's like staring at something that seems impossible to overcome. Like trying to hold back a tidal wave with just your bare hands. But also the game lets him go right through them like nothing

[dire kayak]

chaaaaat

[jaunty path]

hi goober

[raven dirge]

right. Space Hulk at least had more imposing Tyranids in claustrophobic spaces

[vivid zinc]

I rocked spacehulk so much before Darktide launched

[torn apex]

Loved that game, sad that not a lot of people play the coop mode

[vivid zinc]

Im sad that the devs of spacehulk did so little with the game

[torn apex]

Yeah

[twin flower]

You should see nids in older lore

Just an unstoppable wave that never rests, tho different Hive Fleets fight differently the first recorded one was described to be just a massive horde of pure bruntish power

[vivid zinc]

It walked so Darktide could run

[hazy valley]

Angels of Death showed Terminators and Space Marine squads being slowly overwhelmed and destroyed so it was very confusing when Space Marine 2 went "THREE space marines and no more" as a joke like ??? bro I watched a || Dreadnaught get ripped open and killed by basic ass hormagaunts || (spoilers for Angels of Death) and you want to tell me three Space Marines backed by a small group of Cadians is fine??

Against MUCH bigger and MUCH MORE NUMEROUS ODDS?

it was strange

but then Titus doesn't have a helmet

[graceful hamlet]

Named characters with no helmets vs funny bugs

[torn apex]

I guess so. It was fun slaying those damn tyranids thlugh

[hazy valley]

and that's the first rule of 40k

[fluid mantle]

The chaff hordes (skitarii) have a decent chance of ending you, and come in melee and shooty options. The various specialists and techpriests would be specialists and elites. Boss monster? Castelan robot or some other big machine menace.
And why are the orks fighting the Mechanicus?
Well, why not? lol
But honestly, the better motivation is "Boss sed we'z here for fancy loot, so we'z gettin' da fancy loot!"

[twin flower]

Welcome to 40k power creep and plot armor

[hazy valley]

if you don't have a helmet you have plot armour

[vivid zinc]

The heavy flamer was fun unlike the flamer in DT

[visual vortex]

I think it's more of they wont push for it but will accept it if gw proposed it

[torn apex]

I would personally run the plasma cannon if I was annoyed by the tyranids myself

[vivid zinc]

Lore master 🙂

[vivid zinc]

And I'd prefer a vortex grenade but we can't have what we want! Geez!

[fluid mantle]

I've also seen it proposed that an Orktide game has a respawn system like Helldivers or Enlisted- where you're not playing a character, you're playing one of a bajillion.

[torn apex]

True. We'll have to ask the chapter master then!

[delicate vapor]

do hope they show more on astartes 2

[graceful hamlet]

Orkplanetside. It’s just orks in a 3 way battle for supremacy of a planet

[visual vortex]

Youtube...

[hazy valley]

I'm nowhere close to knowing much lore about 40k tbh like I still don't even know who the Celestial Lions and Emperor's Spears are

[visual vortex]

Now youtube

[twin flower]

Pederson would defo will

[fluid mantle]

They will. Saber and Focus are on the Skulls ad.

[visual vortex]

Why are you advertising the minecraft jenny mod

[vivid zinc]

Ask him to introduce me to a cute Asian straight goth girl then plz ❤️ lmfao

[jaunty path]

Hot

[twin flower]

Emperors Spears mentioned

I tip my hat to you

[graceful hamlet]

Celestial Lions are a fun read

[torn apex]

Lmao, I don't think even he has that kind of power

[hazy valley]

Oh my friend recommended them to me so all the kudos go to him

[vivid zinc]

Damnit!

[twin flower]

Im slowly learning more about them too lmao

[hazy valley]

I'm slowly being dripfed 40k lore by a small group of friends

most of my friends have no interest in 40k

[vivid zinc]

I'm gonna go worship Tzeentch then!

[twin flower]

I should meet this friend of yours

[torn apex]

Oh, and speaking about space marines, I started watching Helsreach on youtube myself

[raven dirge]

Right. I like the aspect of a swarm so gargantuan they can devour the galaxy but we never seem to get to that kind of scale

[hazy valley]

he paints minis and plays tabletop, and I think he recently placed 2nd or 3rd in one of the local tournaments by where he lives

[visual vortex]

I wcreenshot that shit

Im sending this to my gng

[jaunty path]

lemme see

[hazy valley]

he also plays Total War Warhammer

[visual vortex]

Il lsend it in dms

[torn apex]

Heretic! Do ask him if he has any spare women for me though

[hazy valley]

and is looking at Dawn of War 4

Blood Angels are his favs

and his girlfriend loves Sisters of Battle of the Order of the Sacred Rose

[twin flower]

Right? I guess there's soem books that do them justice but not much else in other medias

[delicate vapor]

oh right total warhammer 40k at skulls

[hazy valley]

she also plays tabletop

[vivid zinc]

No that's weird

[hazy valley]

and they're both feeding me lore

[fluid mantle]

Speaking of orks, y'know what'd be a fun game?
An XCOM-like game where you're playing as ork kommandos and have to do fancy kommando missions.
Orkscom, if you will.

Part of the main mechanic is goofy ahh stealth rolls.

[torn apex]

Naaaah, believe me. Tzeench might be an asshole, but he might be better than any of the others lmao

[graceful hamlet]

Real homies know about the Astral Knights 🙏

[vivid zinc]

You kidding Tzeench would fuck you over for a laugh.

[hard crane]

giant ass ork not being seen because they're behind the thinest pole possible

[raven dirge]

the largest scale I ever got from a video game was like in Battlefleet gothic armada II
maybe I should replay it

[vivid zinc]

You want equal rights? You either pick euqal fights with Khorne or you pick Nurgle.

[delicate vapor]

fight whatever lurks in the ghoul stars section

[torn apex]

I'd rather let him fuck me over than being turned into anything Slaanesh has in mind

[fluid mantle]

Like poorly disguising yourself under a barrel, or hiding behind a poorly painted portrait of a guardsman.

[hazy valley]

Didn't Tzeetch throw his right hand daemon into the big horrible awful warp hole just to see what would happen and kept doing this because every time he threw his right hand daemon they would disappear in and never return, until one time his second DID come back but had an extra head and was different in ways that disturbed even Tzeentch?

[torn apex]

Think so, not sure

[vivid zinc]

Slaanesh is fucked

Just fucked

[torn apex]

Can we do that to Slaanesh though? We don't need him

[twin flower]

Ahh yess Tzeentch, Chaos God of shits and giggles

[hazy valley]

do you WANT Slaanesh to come back even more fucked up and with two heads??

[fluid mantle]

All the chaos gods are fucked, I don't get why people see the appeal.

[graceful hamlet]

Imagine being such a bad ass space marine chapter that they founded a chapter to guard your memorial

[torn apex]

I'd rather have him not come back at all honestly

[vivid zinc]

I would not recommend throwing a proper Chaos God into the vortex.

Especially the God of excess

[elder merlin]

Equal rights? In 40k? You either die or get taken over by a demon when you worship chaos

[torn apex]

I'm sorry for the Emperor's Children, they have to serve Slaanesh

[sly quest]

YES

[twin flower]

who?

[drowsy axle]

sounds like tzeentch alright

[graceful hamlet]

Astral Knights

[drowsy axle]

the one chaos god who will turn you into a chaos spawn if he finds it funny that day

[graceful hamlet]

They’re a fun read too

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

i got a backlog of books to read, reeeee

[drowsy axle]

they are but most of 40k is fucked in various flavours

[torn apex]

I think we can all agree Slaanesh is the worst out of the four, right?

[drowsy axle]

no.

[twin flower]

Hmmm

[drowsy axle]

that's tzeentch

[twin flower]

Debatable

[hazy valley]

You know what? You've convinced me. I'm in let's do it

[twin flower]

maybe it depends on the context

[torn apex]

I prefer Tzeentch over Slaanesh, I don't want to have a tentacle for an arm ;-;

[heady karma]

was the rebalancing enough to warrant a renaissance in the build meta?

[sly quest]

good answer nephew

[vivid zinc]

Better than what Slaanesh has planned. Lets put it that way.

[torn apex]

Sounds good to me

[raven dirge]

Tzeentch promises you knowledge and the opportunity to challenge your fate. He is human ambition personified.

[hazy valley]

[twin flower]

Nurgle for example would grant you powers of decay, and if you grow powerful he doesnt really favor you still, its the maggots thats inside you he favors

Youre just a catalyst for something bigger

[raven dirge]

Tzeentch is the least bad if you end up becoming a chaos goon

[vivid zinc]

Also capriciousness personified.

[delicate vapor]

All on red

ALL ON BLACK

[torn apex]

And he also promises to fuck you over whenever he feels bored

[elder merlin]

Isnt this the guy that fucks with his followers all the time? More so than the other chaos gods

[drowsy axle]

in this regard depends ENTIRELY on the writer

[twin flower]

yeah, theres really no saying imo

[drowsy axle]

tzeentch is known to turn people into chaos spawn if it so catches his fancy that day

[vivid zinc]

Frankly if I HAD to pick a Chaos God to follow out of the big ones it would be Khorne or Nurgle. But probably Khorne.

[twin flower]

BUT, id like to think Khorne is the one chaos god that doesnt morph you into a horrid chaos creture imo

[visual vortex]

I would pick khorne or big horned rat

[drowsy axle]

most tend to follow the version of nurgle that actually cares for his followers no matter what but still is a massive disease factor

[twin flower]

looking at the world eaters as an example anyway

[vivid zinc]

Horned rat doesn't count or I'd pick the big E or the Tau God lol

[hard crane]

does khorne even morph his followers in any way?

[drowsy axle]

and then you'd get backstabbed 15 separate times by 15 separate skaven that day

[torn apex]

He'd give you bloodlust, but other than that you wouldn't really have any big changes to your body

[twin flower]

To him its more function over form, as long as you can kill and keep the blood flowing

he doesnt care

[raven dirge]

he also will promote you to becoming planet governors etc. It all depends on who is writing the story

[drowsy axle]

i mean all champions get mutations in some way shape or form

[visual vortex]

You can get roided up

[elder merlin]

Tzeentch's followers dont even know what they're doing half the time as is, let alone when the big dick decides he wants to throw a wrench in their plans

[hard crane]

4 answers that tell em everything

[torn apex]

As everyone says, he does not care where the blood is coming from, as long as it keeps flowing

[twin flower]

If youre already an effective killing machine what else is there to change

[hazy valley]

is Tzeentch the reason why human engineers can't innovate or they accidentally dream of opening a portal to the warp using their new nose hair trimmer design somehow

[twin flower]

Shout out to yer born Kharn

[torn apex]

Exactly, just give that killing machine more bloodlust and it'll be good enough for him

[vivid zinc]

Yes

[twin flower]

I like that the nails do have some type of warp fuckery

[hazy valley]

we need to kill Tzeentch right fucking meow

[torn apex]

Speaking about Khorne, now I wonder why do all other gods have to chsnge the appearances of their followers

[hazy valley]

Nurgle can wait

Let him have Atoma

[raven dirge]

technically it's more due to humans' history with Abominable Intelligence
tzeentch came later

[hazy valley]

where's Tzeentch

[vivid zinc]

That's part of it's plan. We're playing into it's game by even having this conversation.

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s that if you get too smart and innovative you become obsessed because of Tzeentch right ?

Like they tease you with knowledge ?

[delicate vapor]

do I run my friend over, blow him up with a tank, rpg him or orbital strike him in gta

[visual vortex]

Tank

[dire kayak]

i think im having a panic attack

[torn apex]

He said he was out to buy milk and cigarettes

[dire kayak]

idk

[sly quest]

Do all

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

the last time I saw a villain go "hahhaha and it was my plan all along ALL OF IT even that WEIRD STUFF THAT MAKES NO SENSE" it was the Jailer in WoW and we killed that dude and shook him down like a loot pinata so

[gloomy tartan]

Hit him with a car

[visual vortex]

Just hanging around in the warp yknow

[vivid zinc]

lmfao

[hazy valley]

oh ok let me know when he gets back so I can kill him

[torn apex]

I will let you know, do not worry

[elder merlin]

🫂

[drowsy axle]

they're like the necrons in that they're too busy fighting eachother

[torn apex]

I'd say the necrons are more interested in reclaiming their planets, just like Titus is busy reclaiming all 500 worlds

[twin flower]

I remember reading it just reflects the mind, soul, and domain of the god they worship. I guess Lucius is a decent example

[hard crane]

like the tf2 shotgun

[twin flower]

Prideful ahh mfer

[torn apex]

Guess so, yeah

[vivid zinc]

To the necrons everything but the chaos gods is a moderate inconvenice.

[visual vortex]

Tzeentch kind of reminds me of Hades from the disney Hercules movie

[south valve]

Oh?

[twin flower]

hold my hand

[south valve]

Are you okay?

[abstract nimbus]

give me mechanicus related class or give me death

[dire kayak]

noh

[south valve]

What’s happening?

[twin flower]

soon ™

[torn apex]

I wonder if there is anything the necrons might be slightly scared of, even if it's just a little

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

arent they scared of the flayed ones

[dire kayak]

idk like

[raven dirge]

servo skull in teaser
weapons in datamine

[dire kayak]

i cant think

[visual vortex]

Drink some water and go outside for fresh air

[twin flower]

cuz its sort of like infecting other necrons for a craving of having flesh

[torn apex]

Not sure, honestly

[visual vortex]

When it passes find out what's stressing you and fix it

[twin flower]

at least from what I remember

its like a virus in the machine that they dont know how to get rid of

[torn apex]

They might be scared of the flayed ones, but I am not entirely sure. And their faces do not help identify if they're scared

[south valve]

How do you feel?

[dire kayak]

scared

[hazy valley]

do the 5-4-3-2-1 thing

look around you
5 things you can see
4 things you can touch
3 things you can hear
2 things you can smell
1 thing you can taste

I hope it helps

it's what my ex would do

and she had panic attacks too

[torn apex]

That's a good idea. I never heard of that myself, either

[visual vortex]

There's a method?

I just grit my teeth and locked in till it passed

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

tbh I'm not sure because I was only aware of it through her

[visual vortex]

Then fpund out what stressed me and fixed it

[hazy valley]

I don't know how official that is

but it would help ground her

[visual vortex]

If it works it works

[torn apex]

Exactly

And now everyone seems to have fallen into the warp. Oh well, time to go grab the heavy flamer

[sly quest]

Did it help at all?

[hazy valley]

it helped her sometimes yeah

it depended on the source of her panic attack

[visual vortex]

It passes either way as long as you dont engage with it

[torn apex]

Also, now that I remembered, what are your thoughts about the kriegsmen and the cadians heading to Armageddon?

[ancient tinsel]

WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

[visual vortex]

Wish it was just steel legion

[hazy valley]

one time she had a panic attack because I was being goofy, playful and affectionate with her in a store and old people were staring at us pretty aggressively and she noticed them watching us and started having a panic attack so I needed to pull her away from them first

[torn apex]

Yep, it was sad not seeing the Steel Legion there. At least we have Yarrick back

[vivid zinc]

There is! In lore the Necrons have a instant teleportation device that uses something called the 'ghost network'. In that network the Necrons feel fear even though they can't feel emotions anymore.