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Also mac

Wuh
Food and snacks
How much do they save?
If youre struggling on tunnel visions stacks with helbore vet
costco is epic
you're a professional
theres fake sourdough?
helbore just has awful sights
i need costco caesar salad š¤¤
My dad got addicted to this Korean snack rice thing
If soā¦..SLAMS THE TABLE MULITPLE TIMES I need a membership now
and professionals have standards
most commercial sourdough just has a bunch extra yeast
Costco fried wings and shrimp cocktail
nothing actually fermented

I think am aight, if anything I just get carpal tunnel playing the Helbore
How much is a membership for Costco anyway
I think I'll need a new weapon for Exec Stance 
its like 100$ a year or smth?
65$!?!!!
Describe it to me, as a certified Korean I bet I know what it is
for the higher end ones
I NEED ONE NOW
Itās
its a pretty good deal for how much money you can legit save
teokbokki?
slams credit card repeatedly on the table GIVE ME THE GOLD ONE
tteok?
I mean yeah but the REAL issue right now is the fact that every team i get will scramble to shoot 1 fucking elite instead of either using melee or letting me handle it- so i end up near useless cuz i cant get my stacks
the sourdough i get at costco is 11$ for 3 and at walmart is 25$ for 3
mandu are pog
yes
the dumplings right
yes
yes mandu are dumplings
i will now read Nothing New On The Western Front
its kind of similar to gyoza
still unsure
my Mom would hit you if she heard that
gyoza is japanese right
just broom smack you
well dont tell her?!
lmao
Could kill for some kfc again but no
a projectile in the shape of a slipper is heading towards Garut
Must hold off
instant death
just like ramen
Korean Moms will use the slipper of death and somehow throw it at mach 3

No. Russian moms with the wooden spoon.
And somehow caves your skull in.

trebuchet
metal pipe
SINGING PAAAIPES!!!
explores the metro for āsinging pipesā
babayega babushka
elite ball knowledge
Hey man everyone type mom as a different weapon
artyom i need to sell ur weapons for weed
My mom just uses her baby like behavior.
bites you?
Is this metroslop
THE CABBAGEš£ļøš„š„āļøāļø
I should read the book
i still cant get over missus mom biting missus
THE CABBAGE METALš£ļøš„š„āļøāļø
It has happened multiple times.
I'll read you
Itās a fantastic re-
im already open like a fucking book
im going to fold the corner of your pages instead of using a bookmark
WAIT I WAS KIDDING
DONT ACTUALLY KISS OR FIGHT EACH OTHER
@jaunty path i am in the middle of class if you send me more art of that fucking shortstack ill kill you
I haven't, actually
lamb are you jealous of being left out
man in the middle
I shoved a Katana perfectly in between his ribs
Tempting
parrys
Shortstack? 
Short stack?
untrue
FAST TRACKS
SHORT STACKS
Send it to me for research purposes
im next
line up bro
What? I donāt want it I just wanna be told what it is
Tempo from Project Turboblast
art.
short robot wit a big fucking ass
noic- I mean.. interesting...
Its an okay game ngl
tell me more
no they just reused the same body model for the riders lo
i cant remember the last time i played a racing game
Helbore vet is pissing me off
the kind of robot she is is like. a mass produced model im pretty sure

i played redout
Better yet not helbore vet
it was okay
Yea ik. isnt she only visible on the bike
My team is pissing me off
you can see her in the background of vehicle customization
I'm the original
Starwalker.
blah
I remember playing Mudrunner, tho it isnt a racing game
but cars
i like winching on shit
Yeah haha, I can't remember who it was but someone else was pissed off that they were getting 9/10 kills stolen because of the helbore charge
I have HIV

Its aids when your 3 other teammates are bolter zealots that panic spray instead of giving me a chance to use my kit
my little brother asking me to shave my legs yesterday
I shall sit with you 
Is gay anthros on your mind 24/7
What the FUC- smashes head into table and falls to the floor
You ok?
Hey, smooth is nice a times.
No
slaanesh has furry oc daemons
Takes out a spoon and eats lamballs brain like flan
yes
I got peak teammates multiple times that always looked out for me when i was taking out gunners or ragers and i swear to god i havent seen a single person that doesnt elite thirst
what happened lamball
got whiplashed by the convo I imagine.. unless its unrelated
I smashed my head into my desk trying to figure out WHAT THE FFFFFFUCK are you talking about
elite kill notification gives me cheap dopamine, im pathetic like that
British Cigarettes
STOLAS
THE BIRD FROM HELLUVA BOSS
nothing wrong with a little feathers
WHO THE FUCK IS STOLAS
YOU GOT GOOGLE
homosexual owl from helluva boss
kid named stolas
How can you be a satan fan and not know
Be like the ogryn that defended me from a horde or the arbitrator that held back crushers to allow me space to shoot
Fine. Give me 15 minutes.
Not a chud
not even
Iām not.
Who wants something from the store
satan game pfp
It's always the opposite for me.
The vets are always staring at a wall and drooling instead of doing the thing
me
some mints pls
helluva boss fans are either chuds or not chuds
i am not a chud
Which one
someone said they go great with iced coffee

i think the show has a bad case of committing personality suicide on its characters
Uhh, fuck.. I cant rmemeber 
All i ask is a bit of melee protection while i handle the gunners
one of each type i guess 
like stolas doing a 180 from a stuck up prick prince to 'ooohhhh but i love you blitz really'
The fanbase is obsessed with Helluvaboss/Hazbin hotel having a story
not it actually having a story
THE YAOI SUBPLOT IS THE PLOT NOW
There's a fanbase?
No
its a deviant art page in the form of a tv show
yeah
me myself and i

everyone else is insane
Of course?
da thing go skraaaa
not so bad then 
yuh basically
Aaa
idk if you noticed but vivzie is uh
hmmm
extremely mysogynistic in her writing
I havent been on deviant in a long time
like
most of the female characters are either supports or villains
do i write yuri or do i still think over my main writing stuff
and bad ones at that
YURI
YURI
YURI
I mean isn't everyone in the show some flavor of shit person
whats your main 
in the most superficial way possible
write
yeah but it seems that some of the main characters are idealized. like stolas and blitz
blitz especially
like he's a shitty person but its all okay cuz he's a homosexual
heh
Well from what short amount of research I did. The two are likeā¦..really shitty people for demon standards
vivziepop write a proper anti-hero character instead of making them swear like a toddler challenge
Mfw hazbin hotel is the main story she wanted to do
And hellavuh is gay af
Tho millie character development gets sidelined so much
yeah and the show wants you to care about them
I donāt.
good that's kinda the point
The thing about Hazbin Hotels swearing is that is has no style
i like stolas because he has potential.
It isn't even comedic
like, to be a good antagonist
he also looks so fuckin' swagger
than fantastic. Iām probably better than like 99% of fans
and idc about "hurr durr stop complaining about swearing" I'm not complaining about swearing. Im never uncomfortable with swearing
you should watch it 

Speaking of which
Im just saying the swearing in hazbin hotel is very lack luster and has zero punch to it
basically
Last episode for TADC next month
lol swaggah
Pilot is superior!
it becomes really boring when it's used so often
every, single, character, swears in the exact same fucking way.
it ain't that impactful no more..
swaggur
like sweating
like make it add onto something
If anything. Swearing just makes the characters look more stupid.
im trying to think of that one game that has really good banter but it was like old af
yuh.
as i said i like stolas based on DESIGN and ORIGINAL PERSONALITY
like not the tragic gay twink he is now he was a somewhat interesting character in season 1
I still say that vivzie content is stereotypically gay
But like. Its genuinely gay rather than superficially. It doesnāt sacrifice the story beats for it.
Character development is still shit. But the story is really nice to watch
Like if stolas supposed to be of nobilty. Why does he swear like a sailor
vermintide?
Theyre swearing to be assholes. in the same exact way, every single time.

I think I get it
nah it was singleplayer.. 
i havent played vermintide all that much 
It just reminds me of big mouth or Rick and Morty
Or high on life
heh big mouth
he swears less
STILL DOES
battlefield bad company campaign 
It would be funny if the show had some genuine dark humor as in characters making fun of some actual awful shit to the dismay of other characters and hurt their feelings in a way that matters
let nobles say fuck idk
berry nice
Hes supposed to be a groomed heir to a semifunctional role. Hes not an important part of the hierarchy, so he gets way more freedom. And it pisses off his ex that he wasnt more important
ā¦..than why get with him in the first place
oh yeah also the whole thing with Stella being a horrible villain as well
the book
also power and connection
sex is a powerful thing you know
Arranged marriage since birth
** SEX **
Oh boyā¦ā¦SEX
Yeah stella
both of them are.. bad characters in their own right
Stella
Stella
His ex wife
arranged marriage
I should eat 
especially love and emotion and actually having someone listen to you for once
but
I dont think the show will do anything with that as a concept
so
sex...
oof!
Moxie and millie went from adorable to simply carnal
Is Alastor supposed to have a subplot because it doesnt seem like he will ever deliver anything of worth.
Like I said. From what little I seen. It doesnāt handle the topics of relationships or mature content in a meaningful way.
millie just exists
Also one of the sins is in a relationship with a lesser demon?
agent 007
zero feats
zero accomplishments
seven billion glazers
the old dragon age have good banter too
Who- oh the white wolf
Shes HAD some really good character development
But it immediately gets dunked on with her acting as the sister in distress plot device
shit happens
idk i feel like viv doesn't entirely know how to write an aristocratic upper class
or any upper class for that matter
i bet she could fuck up megacorporations somehow

I mean does it really matter that a sin in a relationship and seemingly more healthy relationship to the rest of hell?
It just seems like waste of story
Viv wanted a gay story
Drama
More drama
Her entire story board gets flanderized bc she doesnt have time to oversee the actual script
the sims should have a 40k expansion, life in the hive
again, aristocracy
blue blood
traumadump traumadump
goes no where
traditionally speaking aristocrats don't want normies getting into their families
But heās a sin. One of the most powerful. It shouldnāt matter.
SIN?!
o stolas? i don't reckon stolas is a sin, he's part of the Ars Goetia which is like.
No! The sin of lust
Highly successful merchants get a pass
And talented artisans
So impfucking should be a heavy taboo and conflict
A survival city builder of this type would be pretty pog.
They added dystopian living standards to Stellaris which lets you approximate the imperium.
OH YEAH uhh
What ever is name is
beyond stella being a bitch
does stella have character beyond being a bitch
ASMODEUS
Asmodus
Why does it matter to him that heās dating a lesser demon?
id play the shit out of it
Matters to the family
i dont think its smiled upon to do the poor!
arbitrator comes knocking to your sims house and burned everyone alive
(the thing is you never did anything)
Hypocrisy.
idk
puritans preaching this and that and then getting topped by like 7 guys.
Ozzie and Fizzarolli exist for fanservice
no other reason for their existence tbf
they have little chemistry to begin with imo
unrelated asmodeus caring about consent is hilarious
But somehow have a much more healthy relationship than the two main characters
maybe because fizz isn't such a pretentious asshole as blitz
which is funny cause he was the favourite child
meaning that their father's assumptions about blitz were wholly correct
I donāt know. This whole show just seems like a huge waste of time.
Like what are the lessons or messages this show gives?
Press the cold steel to my temple
the fanfiction is better
wot
hazbin/helluva are both fairly good foundations for fanfiction
it's sort of like with uhhh
Nature of Predators
the fanfiction is better than the actual origin content
Mostly just be selfish and gawk gawk your friends from what i gather
Thatās like saying RWBY has a good foundation for fanfiction
no the point is that viv made a very interesting world
and then does nothing with it
devious tag
Really? Because everyone just seems like massive cunts to one another for seemingly no reason.
the worldbuilding in both the shows is abysmal and usually only gets mentioned off to the side
Rip monty. The vision died with him.
that's a consequence of her writing idk
Glitch aced TADC
the reason because it HELL. HELL = EVERYONE IS ASSHOLE DONT YOU GET IT? ITS HELL SO EVERYONE IS RUDE!
she thinks random swearing is funny
Vivzie sharted out her shows and killed them both
TADC i actually enjoy
Its just plain uncreative honestly.
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Because it makes me care for the characters
i wrote a better hell when i was 13 after reading the divine comedy idk
reel
Like I feel bad for Cain because Cain is trying his best
kill u-
Black guys are funny
But the gang donāt want to be apart of the circus
odochina
Vivziepop took her characters from middle school to high school and yeah
He expressed himself in the worst way possible
i would be
i get to do whatever i want, i don't have to be in my own skin AND i don't have to be a part of society? sign me up
vote for your equally bad politician
Went crazy with powerful which I donāt blame him. But he doesnāt understand how it feels to be human.
We have genuine criticism
People frustrated w it and dont care enough to criticize
And⦠people just joining the hate train and making sus comments
I think its time to move on from the Vivzie convo
You do what CAINE says
John Jackson vs Jack Johnson, both hold the political position of a right-wing idiot who does nothing.
Vivzie is that one who made Hasbin right?
choice is an illusion
Or was it Hazbin
Hazbin and Hellavuh yeah
true, people tend to shag on viv without actually having any reason
which is weird because the reasons to shag on viv are plentiful
I like the animation style in the pilot
gladly i love caine
But the curses are a bit too much
id pat his head
oh yeah hazbin's pilot was nice.
you're a baddie
The official show wasn't up to par?
Sorry. It just seems to be pretentious at best and at worst just vivie wanting a gay Rick and Morty story but in hell.
No u


I dont give a shit about most of the drama surrounding vivziepop because all of it is things everyone is guilty of at some point as a creative.
fym 'sorry' do you think im offended or something lmao
i think helluva boss could have potential if it was written by anyone other than vivziepop
that's all
How's it going fellas
she has an unhealthy mindset for a writer
Nono I just donāt wanna be seen as just bitching
We talkin' Hell.
all i remember about helluva is that one ytber who spent 30k on a commission for it
Theres a lot of loser dipshits in the criticism of vivziepop giving attention to the wrong fucking things when There's very likely some fucky shit going about in how she manages her animation studio.
verbalace..
yeah him
This server rules it's like a perpetual entertainment system with little to no regulation as long as you aren't nazi posting
Because I like the style. I think the story has potential but everything just seems like a huge copy of Rick and Morty but in hell.
Beatboxer from outer space!
I can come here whenever I'm bored and people are always talking
Oh yeah i remember that, self-insert himself into a porn parody with the character right?
not porn
you my kinda man artiste
OH DEAR CHRIST
That's crazy it's impressive ngl
30,000$!!!!!
allegedly
I remember now
but yes he shipped himself with charile morningstar
there's a lot of allegations surrounding the verbalace animation commission
Hazbinās show didnt have a pace anyone expected
It has some REALLY good production moments but the overall is confusing
While Hellavuh boss kind of stopped having good writing as a consequence of drama and competing(?) interest
which are
Charlie morningstar... why do Moistcr1tikal came into mind
the only thing we can say for sure is that VerbalAce shipped himself with Charlie Morningstar
I kind assumed Hazbin and Helluvuh Boss were the same show
*the one YouTuber" his name is VERBALASE
same first name
charlie bit me
Put some respect on the name
Same universe
it kinda fits the "cartoon demons who say fuck and are gay" thing
I FORGOT HIS NAME I DONT WATCH HIM
U gonna give him virtual kiss
Was it actually good?
Maybe Charlie is a woman larping as Jesus
Me personally I couldn't understand that, paying that much money just for an animation buuuuuuut if it's a necron lady my mind could switch Nintendo style
imo no.
It seemed alright but i interacted with some fans and i've never felt the urge to turn homophobic more in my life

Hypocrisy at its finest
Elios
Yikes

I'm a hypocrite only when it benefits me which means my beliefs can flip flop between anything and any moment depending on what supports me most
ELIOS
the most damning thing that apparently happened was that the entire thing waas drawn by an 11 year old, which is pretty easily disproven since it was an entire STUDIO
then there's tracing accusations (partially true, you can see a few frames of charlie being directly copied from the pilot), the pricetag (varies from 11k to 30k depending on who you ask), the commission supposedly bankrupting VerbalAce's channel, etc.
Best way to live your life
Yeah some dude really did a commission for Charlie to be⦠obsessed w him while he did a rap(?)
not even
No it was Charlie singing and him running from her while being obsessed with him.
Oh shit.
š
What is it with cartoons and attracting some hella obsessive fanbases
not even like kids but like adults
Other way around right
Are you really still surprised in this age
is Tasmania real?
||can we pretend itās not just to be funny||
i remember my ex was REALLY into vox
Ever heard of Weeaboo?
I always jus tfound it interesting
Who is Vox
ah true, fair
cant believe they killed charlie
How old are you?
there's Western Animation weirdos and then there's eastern animation weirdos
Sources are telling me he's stable. Please God.
For instance "GWs prices are absolutely ridiculous can't believe anybody would pay for this much goddamn money for plastic" I say marching my way into the hobby store to buy more ridiculously priced plastic
tv head guy
2D girls are the best, after all
IDK about all that
smiling friends is cancelled
Licht
You can fold them and put them in an envelope and shred them
Yeah?

But I won't besmirch anyone for whacking it to cartoons
Oh that Charlie
i liked Vox as season 2's main villain
too bad he didn't kill himself to properly top off his hubris and all..
5 dimensional girls
Sounds like a perfectly healthy and stable personā¦.looks him up and sees a bunch of gay fanart and fanfiction of alastor the fuck is wrong with peopleā¦.
this channel is being taken over by Slaanesh
I love my woman who looks like a kaleidoscope
Yes baby, fractalize for me
Being?
pim and kirk, well known duo
Fuck i choked
imagine getting fucked in the past present and future
vox was anything but healthy and stable, literally an egotistical, fame and influence-obsessed freak that killed people to climb up the corporate ladder and developed his own cult of personality
thats called being born
Frankreich ist eine Lüge; es kann dir nicht schaden.
'PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND STABLE'
d4c
That was sarcasm sergal.
oh god i have the perfect story for this
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PHRASE SARCASM LAMBALL
So what have you guys been up to this fine

why is chappelle roan tagged in my house md fic
finals
You would be a good slansesh demon or maybe a good Tzeentch demon?
last one tomorrow
I painted a miniš„
Well it doesnāt help he has an unhealthy obsession with alastor.
I love chappelle roan
Je ne suis pas d'accord avec vous sur ce point. . .
Im not even gay but her music is pretty good
i hate alastor so much as a character unironically
Sorry, I canāt read gibberish
omelette du fromage
Je suis monte! Mounts Rathalos
theyre putting stuff in the water that make frogs like chapelle roan
his character archetype would be fine if it wasn't done with EVERY OTHER MALE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE SERIES
He just seems like a sterotypical OP character but has a lot of wasted potential.
basically my ex was a mod for a server i was in, he changed up his profile to be vox-based, and there was another mod who changed THEIR profile to be alastor based, and they kinda started kissing and doing weird stuff in the gen chat of the server in the middle of everyone, yet they weren't dating
the funny thing is is that this 'op' thing is never proven until the end of season 2

he does NOTHING that suggests he's as horrifying or powerful as he's made up to be
The pilot
Says otherwise
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read
You know as much as I want to say this is discordpilled, I know the sorta shit that that feels like and it really fucking sucks
it was so weird and kinda creepy tbh
Goober
Why
RELEASE ALL THE NAKED ALIEN FOOTAGE
fuh i watched the pilot so long ago i've honestly forgotten about it
OOOO I can speak Lichtenstein too! Uhhh Pozdrav, moj kolega mongolski prijatelju! Uhhh yeah that sounds about right
apology
Shit dudes in polycules from Portland tell you about
wth
trust no one, discordia is filled with snakes
"Cmon Rouboute, I know you have yvraine vids..."
Discord has fallen since itās released return to Skype
@jaunty path do you think they'll have an Affini in the files they're currently declassifying
Discordia

going back to skype esex
Liechtenstein, goes by Liechtenstein
non zero.
Skype prank videos
release the XXX-Files
"Hey sorry I can't see your tits, your vid is breaking up-"
please anything but the porn files
the alien kind duh
Uhhh yeah Texas!
50tb of alien probing vids
what does it mean
Howdy pardner? Fancy yer self a spot in my strike team?
think of it like watching animals sexing in documentaries
Texans are some of the sweetest people you'll meet, or the most hardcore YEEHAW BURN THAT CROSS sorta people
Heh gladly my rootin tootin gluten-free bread slice!
spits out drink
but all the texans except for one that ive met have been hella cool
Okay I think Iām done with tonight.
byue bye lamb
"Get dish gosh darn trarper net off of meh"
With the hasbin and helluva boss
Do sheeps dream of electric humans
im looning it
Iām gonna go stick my head in a hyrdrolic system
Time for an early dinner
yeah anyways i think im gonna write a Helluva Boss X Cyberpunk Edgerunners fanfic cuz im bored
theres a chance
texan german
And hopefully burn the memoryās of the Vox x alastor fanart I just saw
yes..
Oh they're real
They are very, very real

Smth smth Bavarian joke
i like bavarian chocolate
european chocolate in general
or maybe just all chocolate
Chocolate is unisex
havent had lindt in a while š„
stop talm about chocolate i hate chocolate
not much of a sweet tooth anyway
evil yuri cocoa
Lindt hazelnut chocolateā¦
LEAVE!
I know a lot of Texans especially in Central Texas who do in fact, speak German, but the dialect they speak is weird⦠like a mix of something right out of the Kaissereich Era and like Hillbilly Slang.
I love the little thin bars with caramel in the middle
Lindt with booze inside . . .
darktide chocolate lovers only
I crawl naked through a cactus patch just to have a lindt chocolate bar right now
(joking please come back)
god i would kill for the white chocolate ones
Real
I needed subtitle to understand what they're saying
It's like a first time German learner trying to speak German but kinda fluent???
kaisserreich german and hillbilly slang sounds like some wehraboo weirdos ive met on discord
LOBOTOMY CORPORATION
I am not prepared to hear german in deep southern I will not lie
awf wyerdesann yeeeehawww
slime girls belong in the 'gurt maker
itās comparable to how French people hear Cajuns or even Quebecois
You ever tried to compare Quebec French and French French? Think of it like UK English and US English
I can never take wehraboos seriously because I always think of that "100% prussian ethnicity, i look nordic as fuck" kid
I have it rn
(did I completely butcher texan german accent?)
Eating after I pick up my sister
A game that it can actually give you a lobotomy if you let it try hard enough
yeah itās comparable in the difference

Do you think you could use a slime girl as like a waterbed
mayhap
or like, as a really good facial cleanser
would
kinky
assuming they eat detritus and stuff
keep talking dirty daddy
just slap your face into her for a minute and then pull back and your pores are clean
is eating out a slimegirl good for your skin?
she'll help to eat up my dead skin cells and stuff before i wake up, so no need to bathe
That and If a Quebecois talks to me I will wonder "what the fuck are they saying?" Not because im mean but because I'm slow with every language I know and they talk like vaguely disappointed machine gun

holy fuck my internet exploded
if i put a bar of soap in a slimegirl does she just become hella bubbly for the next few hours
hehehe
darktide gen chat getting kinda
again
hello Freaks
slides right in
Sleeping
also unrelated but apparently Google's AI handlers are training it on player actions from EVE online
PLEASE do not make contact with Melting Love
We cannot have a repeat of the day 45 incident
so we're gonna get the most fucking sociopathic, whiny AI ever
slime girls can be used as a parasite when consumed, robbing a portion of your own daily caloric intale, like a tapeworm of sorts
my experience with the French is that they tend to be more blunt and to the point rather than mean or aggressive...
If you are into that, they likely make better companions than tapeworms anyway.
I'm being online tutored by this one French girl, they curse a lot
bathing inside my slime waifu
Even more so when the other party don't understand what they're saying for some reason
i hope she doesnt accidentally digest me
skaven
ill go ahead and hug my giant plant vine alien over there
not i
french women are always evil
hear me out
Wear one like a big rubber suit and go play Katamari Damacy IRL
i need to spread the godd word of what the Affini are
THEY ARE THE BEST ALIENS EVER!!
french women are always evil
naaaaaaaaaaaaaa nanananana na nanana nananaaaaaaa
sorry to barge in but is sapper shovel good now
plays limp bizkit
KEEP ROLLING ROLLNG ROLLING
never listen to the soundtrack while driving
you WILL get the urge to hit anything smaller than you
Heavy attack spam with serrated slaps
challenge accepted
why did they buff shive
Bc shiv
"Katamari do your thing! OOUG-" Crash
you're so mean nangong
godamit
WEEE ALLL goon to them
i fucking love Nikke, man
Gooner
ngl tho i only have heard about the game cuz weirdos make vids on it i don't goon to it
gooner game for sure but high quality
the two types of nikke fans are people who acknowledge its "gun shoot girl jiggle" and that they like it, while the other half bends over backwards trying to justify it
i downloaded it off rip and was ASTOUNDED to see them openly shaking ass
"I'm in it for the lore bro"
i play nikke because there's women with fat asses in it, simple as
my favorite excuse I heard was "nono their bodies actually have ballistic gel to protect against bullets so its not gooner"
played a little and never touched it
nothing shameful bout it
WHATTTTTTT
brb meeting, dont start anything interesting without me
AWHHHH HELL NAH
you're so meannn
But yeah if you want a true gooner game try Brown Dust 2
its genuinely borderline porn
i heard that one is like, actual softcore
oooh yeah it is
is that true flatline
high quality but hella softcore
doro game
brown dust... 
Chibi art borderline is bleah.
there are definitely mods that make it worse
sussy name for sure
my favorite girl is Libertia
Granhildr is great too
the magical girl outfit for Libertia is really cute tbh
i would also say Trina but I ain't beating the allegations if i say that
Bready is pretty nice
thats cause all she does is go nude
she has a virgin killer outfit
not enough femboys
š
she got an outfit recently
femboy this, femboy that
be manly and fuck MEN
femboy or tomboy
being gay and only liking femboys is like saying you're a professional driver when all you do is uber
commit to it
i don't wanna get rug burn
Tomboy wife
both
how GREEDY
who said that's all i like?
I'm a chef. (Microwaves can of spaghetti)
I have an unironic crippling hatred for people who only like femboys
you see i am the femboy and my boyfriend is the big tall one
i act more like the man tho
femboy likers are genuinely weird
Tomboy wife, one of these day
dawgggg
honeslty 80% of the time its just people trying to be quirky, but the 20% who commit to it are kickass
stopppp
never goon 
Chef Boyardee 4 life
I dated one in high school and she would kick the fucking shit out of me every day, it was great
forever goon 
i like both femboys and tomboys as long as i get genuine loving affection from them
tomborg
do they assimilate people
y'all what is this convo even anyway
goth tomboy i was engaged too (died in 2023) had a ceremonial dagger reserved cutting off my nuts if i ever cheated. i loved her very much
I am afraid of women and creatures adjacent and assorted
goddamn, im sorry to hear that dude
resistance is indeed futile
FINALLY
idk i heard smth about some anime gooning thing and i just joined
chocolate alcohol time
My condolences
its always strange hearing about young people dying recently
Chocolate edibles
It's never something you comprehend until it happens
Oh I said that at a bad time
condolences tho
keep gooning, it keeps us commissioners going 
Im a lover not a thinker

ughhh i still gotta get started on the dt nsfw shit i wanted to make
slimthick 1.95m goth tomboy
not even commissioned just as a meme between me and friends
My two versions of flirting are byronic-esque pining for your attention and also "hey so i found a rock thats really cool and it made me think of you so i got you this really cool rock"
i read this and assumed you meant dukane
i used to do a lot of wow, ff14 bdsm commission stuff for people a few years ago 
will the real slim shady please stand up
it pays pretty well
slimthick? nah i want my hands to sink in at her hips
mrrrow
I did date a 6'0 redhead tomboy from colorado back when i was 17
Imma start using the classic rvb joke now.
gimme smth to grab onto
i could never be a tomboy or femboy im too ugly
she had a little sister named lilith
nonsense
her parents were strange
i lvoed her to death though
we ended up splitting
havent talked in ages
she was a jugalette which i always found really funny
Sporty east Asian tomboy 
that's kinda cute
japanese, chinese or korean?

Either of them ngl
Jealous now. The two toms i was interested in didnt even look at me
cause im this skinny little asian twink and there would be these big ol lumbering dudes walking up to her with bottles of faygo and go "i think your epretty can i have your number"
i think japanese have the best legs
my high school tomboy gf was chinese
yeah, popped off during covid 
Real, volleyball matches are dangerous to watch
Mainly cause I went down the terrible /pol/ rabbit hole every teenage boy is destined to go down
Vhaow
too dangerous
when i hit 17 i realized "hey this is fucking stupid what the fuck am i thinking"
in my dynamic with my boyfriend i'm the short twink while he's like over 6 feet, very big, could prolly beat the shit out of most ppl i know, but i'm the angry one while he's all cutesy it's funny as hell
LOL thats always how it goes though, the short one has more attitude
every tall girl ive had a thing with has been more passive than me
The Riddler is hiring
Get out there
yo fr?
You would make the greatest pair of goons in the entire city
humans and dogs are more similar than ppl realise
"The villians faithful pair of henchmen:"
Short people are angrier because they're closer to hell š
incredibly valid. compare it to that one Dark Souls boss fight
bro we have this short director and caused our IT team hell
grrrr š
We have to constantly deal with Shadow of the Colossus type people on a daily basis
(he really needs a booster seat for his chair)
@somber stream have you seen Follie yet in warframe
BBWFRAME
BIG BIOMECHANICAL WARCRIMES
i worked at a hospital where the director was some fucking 7-foot scottish dude
i'm like 5'8"
THE FUCKING SCOTS MAN
Ehhhh i'm not interested in her tbh
The smaller the louder.
At least not yet
my friend's cousin is 14 and over 6ft already
did he say DUNMAGLASS
she's terrifying
literally
Was your hospital perhaps owned by Umbrella?
I was in awe when I saw Follie
yeah when he throws a punch you see an orange icon
you have to throw a punch back or dodge
and I mean not in gameplay wise
design ahahaa
idk. he honestly struck me as more of an edinburgh type. weakest class of scotsman. but it didn't change the fact he was 7-foot over my 5'8" ass
thatsa big ass
5'8 is short?
im only 5'5
CUTE
hulking 5'5 frame
im in that weird twilight zone of "not hella short but not 5'8"
in a country where white people are the majority, yeah. white people are tall as fuck
brutalist
women love short twinks
least the kinda women i like
sadly my type usually always ends up super lesbian though

but thats mainly cause my type of girl has hair shorter than me
Damn

it's okay i have male attraction as a failsafe and i just befriend those women anyway
i think all but 1 of my female friends are either bi or fully gay
I am a magnet of friendship
hell yeah
facts
I talk to ppl cus they're fun
love making friends
spread that whimsy
same and it gave me a massive variety of friend groups
where to find them
joyous and whimsy
it's awesome
everywhere
i disagree. the majority of people are idiots. i simply talk to people and if i vibe with them, i continue
frens exist in all spectrums
darktide zealot class chat
love-making friends?
based????
thats called a wife
no I'm sending him to the gulag
Me and my two hot weed smoking egirl/goth GFs (real)
most ppl smell but some ppl smell good
like in here

yuh
luv making friends
vhat movie to watch
war of the worlds
Ministry of Vibes approve
I heard it's fun

