general-chat

[ancient tinsel]

Her accomplice is already in prison

[formal mortar]

Mayor is nothing tbh

[ancient tinsel]

CCP is definitely grooming and lobbying congress

[marsh iris]

funny for a gov full of other plants

[ancient tinsel]

Not well enough though. Dammit, I want a BYD car

[formal mortar]

Yeah

We probably have a lot of people working for russia who dont know it

[ancient tinsel]

Like the president

[somber stream]

cough Mossad cough

[marsh iris]

united plants of muricah

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

seriously just get rid of lobbying

[obsidian wren]

Unites balls of amurka

[ancient tinsel]

I got banned temporarily from Reddit just for saying we needed to retire our entire government and start over in drafting a new Constitution like Iceland did in the 2000s

[somber stream]

Westerner definition for corruption lmao

[ancient tinsel]

You can rewrite a government document without dissolving an entire country or sending it into chaos

[somber stream]

I mean you can, but you can't

[ancient tinsel]

Not here

[somber stream]

The big boys have the leash and the money

[ancient tinsel]

I think shit will have to hit the fan for big changes. Like it did in China

Except our government would wield our military against us if we ever tried a cultural revolution style thing

[somber stream]

Oh yeah deffo, we're talking a world war scenario here for order to change

Think we're sitting this one out

Or at least, try not to start it

[ancient tinsel]

Sad thing is I kinda look forward to a balkanization of the states. We’d just form a western bloc with Oregon, Washington, and Hawaii

My car is already kitted out with shelter supplies and bug out stuff

I dream of either quitting my tech job or a conflict thrusting me into Fallout-style survival

[somber stream]

Let me hang in your RV bro

[marsh iris]

get a remote land in alaska

[ancient tinsel]

My girlfriend is looking at land in Alaska actually

[marsh iris]

its pretty huge and the population is surprisingly very small

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Most people don't like being cold very much

[ancient tinsel]

So many Chinese tourists there when we went.

I was the token white guy in the group

[astral basin]

The last frontiiiieeer

[marsh iris]

it's quite scenic

[ancient tinsel]

It was beautiful

[marsh iris]

but yeah still remote

[formal mortar]

Her bedroom

[ancient tinsel]

But also like number two in suicides for the US I think

After Vermont

[marsh iris]

whats with cold places and suicides

[ancient tinsel]

Lack of sun

[marsh iris]

looking at greenland

[lethal solstice]

What the hell happens in Vermont

[astral basin]

As explored as that i dont think we can call it a frontier no more…

[somber stream]

Everything is white, everything is quiet

[ancient tinsel]

Iceland has the most antidepressants prescribed in the world

[astral basin]

Oh

[somber stream]

You get lonely and depressed

[astral basin]

Sorry didnt mean to rip you like that 😭

[ancient tinsel]

No clue tbh

Vermont seems lovely

[jaunty path]

I say let it die

dont quit

[somber stream]

The 2 years i've spent in Finland has deterred me from ever wanting to live in Scandinavian country lol

[delicate vapor]

[ancient tinsel]

Oh I’m def letting my job die

[marsh iris]

try siberia

[ancient tinsel]

I work as little as possible

[marsh iris]

your fridge is just hanging a plastic bag of food outside your window

[somber stream]

You also wear 4 layers of clothes, minimum whenever you go out

Else your penis gets frozen and fell off

[marsh iris]

need a grave? good luck trying to shovel down hard ice

[astral basin]

God im starving. This taco bell gonna smack when i get home

[ancient tinsel]

I love California. The problem is everyone else does too. And the government here fucking sucks and bleeds money into stupid shit.

[marsh iris]

its amazing how people can still live and make it work there

[somber stream]

Most youth decided to leave

The elders, they don't know what else to do for a living

[ancient tinsel]

Meanwhile Sweden is reeling from immigration crisis

I considered transferring there briefly

But people said as an American I’d probably leave Europe in 5 years

[marsh iris]

are the inuits asian or not asian

[somber stream]

Yes

[ancient tinsel]

Inuits are considered like.. Asian and Natives?

[somber stream]

They spread far and wide but their ancestral roots are Asians

They look like Mongolians

[marsh iris]

yeah

[ancient tinsel]

Damn, now I want moose jerky like that stuff they made us

[somber stream]

Why is this?

High tax maybe?

[marsh iris]

less "freedom"

xD

[somber stream]

Also true!

[foggy wagon]

i thought european countries have higher tax?

[ancient tinsel]

Stagnant economy, immigration crises leading to resentment of all immigrants, housing shortage, general culture shock

[somber stream]

We do

[foggy wagon]

well, atleast it was used correctly....

[marsh iris]

heheh

[ancient tinsel]

I don’t know well enough to say if it’s accurate or not. But some close friends of mine just say Europe is going to really struggle in the next ten years

[somber stream]

Economy is fucked worldwide, immigration issue is also a thing everywhere but long as you integrate and play nice, it's fine. So is housing lol

[ancient tinsel]

Yeah. These all seem like global trends

[marsh iris]

come to SEA

[ancient tinsel]

I want to

[foggy wagon]

anywhere but indonesia.....

[ancient tinsel]

Eyeballing Malaysia and Philippines

[somber stream]

Nah

[marsh iris]

vitenam maybe

[somber stream]

Too unstable, economy and security-wise

You can't do remote work in Vietnam, otherwise it's a pretty good choice

[ancient tinsel]

Well probably just end up in China in my girlfriends apartments. Starting a WFOE business there to get visas

[somber stream]

Wazzap beijing

[ancient tinsel]

I miss Beijing

[marsh iris]

china got some nice places outside the cities

[ancient tinsel]

Xi’an, her home town, is sick

It’s like a “new tier” city. One step below tier 1. Explosive growth.

[somber stream]

Yeah China is much more developed than most westerner think

[marsh iris]

CHOINAH

[ancient tinsel]

We stayed in the rich district and it was only $60 a night for a suite at the W there

[vivid zinc]

IDK about that. It's pretty widely known that China is pretty developed. Maybe not all of it. Especially the north.

[ancient tinsel]

The west was largely ignored during its modernization

Eastern China hugely benefitted from ports and trade

[vivid zinc]

mhm

[ancient tinsel]

West is still catching up

But it’s all beautiful. Look, even the ramshackle huts over there have a charm to them that I would take over the strip malls here

As long as they have power and a hole I can squat over

[vivid zinc]

China also likes giving out bad faith loans to African nations then taking control of the project (port or refinery) when the nation inevitably defaults. They play the long game.

It if wasn't so nasty I'd say it's impressive

[ancient tinsel]

They exert crazy soft power through the belt and road.

[graceful hamlet]

The classic economic win condition

[somber stream]

West been doing that everywhere for years

[ancient tinsel]

China threatens your wallet. US threatens your life

[graceful hamlet]

‘Murica managed to fuck up all it’s economic winning, so China can just win harder

[marsh iris]

i'd take that over dying in a war

[vivid zinc]

Who needs to control all the Governments when you control the wealth n' resources? Controlling everyone is a pain.

[rain idol]

They're really good at Vicy 3

[ancient tinsel]

US fucked up by pursuing geoarbitrage TOO much. Moving all industry abroad. Manufacturing here sucks.

Cheap fucks didn’t think long term

Just “I want to profit and then die. Fuck everyone else after me”

And now we are stuck in a constant cycle of “WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS”

[twin flower]

[fallen tree]

not enough vespene gas

[vivid zinc]

Man this gets into US economics and all I gotta say is people had way too much faith in the US dollar considering the staggering debt they hold

[marsh iris]

BUILD ADDITIONAL PYLONS

[twin flower]

not enough drones

[somber stream]

Everybody see the eventual collapse, nobody can do anything about it

[marsh iris]

the west be like spawn more overlords

[obsidian wren]

The US is the apitomy of "we're rich! Mushroom!"

[rain idol]

Holy romen empire part 2

[delicate vapor]

[ancient tinsel]

I miss Bill Clinton. Remember when the worst thing a president could do was just get some dome from a cute intern? And he squashed the deficit.

[vivid zinc]

It's like AoE when an AI concedes, joins ur faction and instantly bankrupts you with their massive army upkeep

[somber stream]

Worst thing is, if they fall, we're also fucked

[marsh iris]

dome chromed

[obsidian wren]

Fuck it im playing ark and making a baddie shortstack

[vivid zinc]

Yeah Bill all things considered was a pretty good president

Better than Nixon

Carter kinda sucked too

[ancient tinsel]

Carter just had rizz

[vivid zinc]

so did George Sr lol

[rain idol]

Or in stellaris when you vesselize a empiré only for the bloody xenos to declare war on a fallen empire 60 years into the game

[ancient tinsel]

Terrible leader. Nice guy.

Now we have terrible leader, convicted rapist, conman, pedophile, Antichrist, racist, probably a Russian plant, can’t even die already.

[marsh iris]

he's rotting

[rain idol]

I know and i live just north of them

[ancient tinsel]

He’s Nurgle’s first Daemon Prince

[marsh iris]

wont be surprised if he's being put on life support on a porcelain throne

[vivid zinc]

He's basically Homelander at this point. Like the dude even has a golden statue lol.

[ancient tinsel]

What if he builds himself a Golden Throne

[fallen tree]

isnt he building a ballroom? its just a cover

[ancient tinsel]

They almost pulled that episode of The Boys right after Trump posted himself as Jesus

[marsh iris]

staged assassination
"this is why we need a ballroom!"

[vivid zinc]

It's probably going to have a hidden tortu...I mean 'extra freedom' room under it

[ancient tinsel]

It’s the Golden Throne he’s going to place Epstein’s rotting half-corpse on

[fallen tree]

we're living in a cursed timeline for sure

[ancient tinsel]

I lose it every time I see that one meme of Aragorn charging into Mordor shouting “FOR EPSTEIN”

[vivid zinc]

NGL this timeline kind of deserves a pruning

[marsh iris]

idk if having a real giant mecha in the works makes the timeline better

but ill take it

[fallen tree]

i saw that yday, so cool

i like how it transformed into gorilla mode

[marsh iris]

lmao yeah

[ancient tinsel]

The Harambe mech in China?

[marsh iris]

a RIDEABLE harambe mech

[twin flower]

[ancient tinsel]

Beast Wars is coming true

[vivid zinc]

If it's being made in China end result is going to be a Panda mech and you damn well know it

[marsh iris]

reminds me of red alert 3

[fallen tree]

beast wars was so cool

[marsh iris]

giant robots

[twin flower]

transformers beast wars?

[ancient tinsel]

Panda Mech would just fall down hills and roll around

[marsh iris]

i remember last time people trying to develop giant robots but its just giant "robots" with wheels

[elder merlin]

I miss it

[ancient tinsel]

Didn’t they basically bring Beast Wars into the last Transformers film?

[vivid zinc]

Don't forget it'll be powered by the most inefficient source of power possible so all it can do is about 4 hours of dialy movement before charging for the next 20.

[ancient tinsel]

Like wasn’t there a gorilla guy

[vivid zinc]

They did and it was lame

[marsh iris]

internal combustion for powering the mech would be so punk

[twin flower]

like the ones they use for rockets?

lmao

[fiery wave]

Shush. The og cartoon is better.

[marsh iris]

noo lol just car engines

[twin flower]

Oh

[ancient tinsel]

I agree.

[vivid zinc]

mmm carbon monoxide poisoning

[fallen tree]

you wear a filtered mask, even more punk

or not, maybe thats more punk

[marsh iris]

🤘

[vivid zinc]

STarting to sound a whole lot like a Temu Kreig mecha

[marsh iris]

its a start, i know the first one looks goofy AF

[twin flower]

Fortlift mecha

[marsh iris]

farming mech

[vivid zinc]

Here's a question. What happens if, say Optimus Prime stuffs his cabin full of people and then transforms with them still inside?

Do they turn into jam?

[ancient tinsel]

China will build the first Gundam and then use it to conquer Japan since they’ve never apologized for shit.

Irony.

[fallen tree]

i need a eureka 7 mech, fly around on a surfboard

[marsh iris]

damn i almost forgot that anime exist

[vivid zinc]

Like, can a transformer 'lubricate' their bodies by just transforming from car into humanoid form with people inside? Like the celts would temper stell by running their red hot blades through slaves?

[marsh iris]

[fallen tree]

either that, or a gurren lagann mech, specifically the head piece

[marsh iris]

godannar

[fallen tree]

looking respectfully

[jaunty path]

"WHOS READY TO DIE FOR A BUNCH OF RICH PEDOPHILES!!!!!"

[marsh iris]

if they have mech pilot license id be first to take

[hidden whale]

watch industrial facility work accidents

there ya go

[vivid zinc]

Ummm no thanks? lol

[marsh iris]

[wintry fog]

It makes me lol when people willingly want to enlist.
Like, you want to fight for these people, really?

[hidden whale]

its what would happen

[marsh iris]

self-lubricating murder robots

replace pilots twice a day

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like a Tzeentch mecha

Monkey's Paw mech

[marsh iris]

dunecrawler lore

(pilots gets dissolved)

[modest flume]

CnC

[wintry fog]

rip command and conquer

business decisions so bad it destroyed the company and the franchise

[marsh iris]

bought the red alert one remake but havent installed and play, im such a poser

[vivid zinc]

C&C died for the dumbest reasons

[delicate vapor]

@somber stream got mesa prime and she bangs

[tight pine]

Minos Prime?!

[delicate vapor]

almost

[vivid zinc]

My kitty had a full day today, 1st day on the balcony with the door open for hours

[somber stream]

She bang indeed

[dire kayak]

hmmm

kravek mourne today

[somber stream]

@marsh iris I did a thing

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

show me your thing

[somber stream]

It's already here

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[vivid zinc]

Ooooh time to watch The Punisher One last Kill

[marsh iris]

she's very cute

now i must report you as bot

[fallen tree]

wait is it out

[somber stream]

Wtf

[marsh iris]

[vivid zinc]

yes, came out today

[fallen tree]

[vivid zinc]

It's not very long though

[marsh iris]

frank castle drilling goons with a bench drill on playstation

[fallen tree]

yeah only 40 mins or something

[vivid zinc]

mhm

[fallen tree]

but hey, daredevil fininshed, ill take anything

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

same, Disney did well with that. I'm hoping they tackle Alias Investigations

God that moose today was so tasty

Tomorrow I'm gonna cook up some more

[marsh iris]

what moose taste like

[vivid zinc]

Kind of like deer but a little more gamey

[marsh iris]

you cant domesticate it for farming right

[vivid zinc]

moose?

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

yeah

[twin flower]

Can you milk Moose

[wintry fog]

Moose will kill you for the street cred

[vivid zinc]

good fucking luck lol

[twin flower]

Moose milk

[marsh iris]

moose cheese

[vivid zinc]

Moose are so big and volatile grizzly bears don't fuck with them

[twin flower]

noice

[vivid zinc]

they're land hippos basically

[marsh iris]

this is funny

[delicate vapor]

moose ice cream

[twin flower]

moose tarts

[marsh iris]

i saw pics they can be like what 3 feet tall?

[wintry fog]

Sounds like something rich people would buy

[delicate vapor]

chocolate moose

[vivid zinc]

There are friendly moose out there though. But never ever take that chance. It's like trying to give a polar bear pets. Ur prob gonna die.

[twin flower]

Can you hunt moose

[vivid zinc]

yes

How do u think I'm eating moose right now?

[marsh iris]

alaskan hippo

[vivid zinc]

😉

[twin flower]

is there a limit or

[vivid zinc]

yeah u have to have tags n shit

[marsh iris]

so you have a ton of moosemeat in posession

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

I can handle it

[vivid zinc]

u can't just go out and shoot an animal

[dire kayak]

hrrrmmm

[twin flower]

and that was the last we heard of missus

[somber stream]

Pet your local bear

[marsh iris]

not like that idiot who killed the crocodile

[vivid zinc]

Well not a ton but a bit, split the butchering costs n the carcass

[wintry fog]

I mean, you could totally get away with it in most of Canada.
Unless someone snitches on you

[jaunty path]

Pet your local stray(don't)

[somber stream]

I do everytime lol

[twin flower]

koala bears

[somber stream]

Cats are nice to me

[fallen tree]

drop bears

[vivid zinc]

Kind of. I would not take that chance here unless you like jail time n' huge fines. Canada does NOT like poachers.

[twin flower]

fed a neighbors cat one time
and it placed a dead mice in front of my door

[marsh iris]

cats used to like me but now they dont, i think they smell other cat scent on me and look at me like some ho

[twin flower]

the following week it did it again, but this tie it was a bit more hidden and my dog ate it

[wintry fog]

Cats are the purest thing on this earth

[twin flower]

they are, tho ive never owned one

mostly dogs

[vivid zinc]

They're cute derpy things when they're not being hyper aggressive 8ft tall murder machines

[twin flower]

moose divers

[marsh iris]

moose kick

[twin flower]

i heard they can like.. dive really deep

and someone made a comic out of it

[vivid zinc]

Yeah they can dive and swim well

[formal mortar]

Ever play Nightmare Creatures?

[twin flower]

diver minding your own business as a diver and ahead of you, you see a silouhette

you can't make it out just yet and it slowly comes into frame... a Moose!

[vivid zinc]

lol

[twin flower]

just thought it was funny

[vivid zinc]

Terrifying xD

[formal mortar]

Also Moose are scary in cdda

[twin flower]

they cant like.. drown you can then

[somber stream]

Zombie moose 😰

[marsh iris]

do bears fuck with moose?

[vivid zinc]

Not unless they have to

Moose can win lol

[twin flower]

what about for food

[marsh iris]

id watch bear vs moose

[twin flower]

bear hongy

[formal mortar]

Just regular moose, you have to yell at them in game to hope they dont attack you

[marsh iris]

moossiah

[somber stream]

Assume T-pose position to assert dominance over wild animals

[formal mortar]

Ive seen a bear kill a moose and a moose kill a bear

[twin flower]

Is it free bear meat if the moose wins

[formal mortar]

Guess so

[twin flower]

noice

[marsh iris]

bear parasite

[twin flower]

yeahh..

[vivid zinc]

U don't want bear meet. Parasite city. You basically have to cook it until it's leather.

[formal mortar]

Thats why you cook your food

[somber stream]

Bear worms, the forbidden noodle

[dire kayak]

hmmm

scratches chin

[hazy kestrel]

Good night

How are we all doing

Tonight

[formal mortar]

Imagine scratching someone elses chin

[twin flower]

Yeah.. when I learned they were just ridden with parasites it kinda threw me off about the whole bear meat thing

[marsh iris]

already? you havent done your socializing quota

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[vivid zinc]

Apparently they don't taste very good either

[hazy kestrel]

I meant it moreso as a greeting

[formal mortar]

I should sleep

Good night

[twin flower]

to bed with ye

[hazy kestrel]

You should stay awake

[twin flower]

gn gn

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

[vivid zinc]

gnight

[hazy kestrel]

If you want to

[marsh iris]

polar bear

[astral basin]

I’d like to move it move it

You like to move it move it

We like to

[twin flower]

Have you ever heard of.. Flat Faced Bears?

[marsh iris]

like a pug?

[astral basin]

Have you ever seen a hairless bear?

[twin flower]

apparantly

[twin flower]

I have actually lmao

[marsh iris]

lol they look freaky

[astral basin]

MUSCLE

[marsh iris]

like murellow from GW2

[vivid zinc]

hairless/sick bears might be how we got werewolf tales

[astral basin]

NGL I’m pretty sure if bears wear hairless by default even less people would be stupid enough to consider the boop

[twin flower]

imagine that

[somber stream]

Bears are cute thanks to the floof

Without it, avoid at all cost

[marsh iris]

some wingless gargoyle shit

[somber stream]

Real

[twin flower]

What about Bearcats, y'all ever heard of them?

[astral basin]

Bad licht

[vivid zinc]

Yep they're cute looking

[astral basin]

How did six hour meeting go anyway?
New workload?

[marsh iris]

bears are gargoyles in sheeps clothing

[somber stream]

Big snorefest

[twin flower]

very docile buggers

[vivid zinc]

black bears are silly little derps

[somber stream]

Comes with big bonus at the end so worth

[marsh iris]

take another 3 big projects

[somber stream]

FUCK THAT

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

Think of the moolah

[marsh iris]

you'll be in the top 1%

[astral basin]

OK, now I’m imagining some edgy Viking using a hairless bear as their crest

[marsh iris]

no more begging for 4 million euros

[somber stream]

Imagine mole rat but bear

[twin flower]

mole bears

[vivid zinc]

Skaven have those

[astral basin]

Naked bear rat

[twin flower]

imagine we just had animalss that are two merged ones like from Avatar last airbender

[vivid zinc]

How high are you? lol

[twin flower]

Not on any substance

[astral basin]

Hairless rat the size of a dog
Terrifying

[marsh iris]

lizard bear (bear with scales)

[twin flower]

thats pure me

[vivid zinc]

A hairless Bear Centipede

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Death

[marsh iris]

would be a cool horror monster

[somber stream]

Those thing will be hunted down to extinction as soon as humanity reaches bronze age ngl

[marsh iris]

maybe it existed before 🤔

[vivid zinc]

lol

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[somber stream]

I mean giant centipedes certainly did

[dire kayak]

it'll be night for everyone once i can figure out spaceflight

and i can eat the sun

[marsh iris]

what if all the freaky animals were extinct in the old days and we knew nothing about them

(because they look like demons and people hunt them)

[vivid zinc]

What if they're not extinct and instead are hiding in extremely remote areas of the world?

[marsh iris]

or in the top 1% controlling the economy

puts on tinfoil hat

[somber stream]

ALIENS ARE REAL

[vivid zinc]

Ur starting to sound like David Icke lol

[marsh iris]

POV you are a gov higher up releasing alien docs but people just continue scrolling tiktok videos

[somber stream]

Seen that Ukraine vid yet?

The angel looking one

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

No??

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1tamy5k/ukrainian_telegram_flash_video_stabilized/

[marsh iris]

just searched

its patrick

[somber stream]

Nations are considering declassifying their UFO/UAP files

[marsh iris]

anything to distract from epstain

[somber stream]

Press them about the file more and we might get to see Big foot in full HD

[marsh iris]

ive seen these starfish ufo from other posts

[somber stream]

There's also a footage of a B-52 being intercepted by a UFO, and the alien roll down their windows to take a peak outside

But it's not clear for the public yet

[marsh iris]

you know what they say about big foot 😏

[somber stream]

lol, not always true that one

[marsh iris]

soon full hd reveal

[obsidian wren]

I want a short bih with a fat ahh and just a lil bit of chonk for cushion lmaooooo

Redhead too please

Aha

[fallen tree]

[obsidian wren]

ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat

ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat

ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat

[somber stream]

It would seems Darktide players share a common taste

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[obsidian wren]

She gotta be cushion-y, pale and red hair

With a lil sass

Im sped

Pardon my autism

[marsh iris]

pale enough to see the veins

IKYK

[fallen tree]

reminds me of my highscool crush 😳

[cosmic burrow]

I am awake

[marsh iris]

😳

[somber stream]

Time to move to IReland

[obsidian wren]

Cant

Likely wont

[cosmic burrow]

I have a cold

[somber stream]

Have soup

[cosmic burrow]

I need to write my testament

[obsidian wren]

Country boys make do...

With what he have

Here in the US

[somber stream]

Are you high

[obsidian wren]

No

Just painfully autistic

And i stimm

Alot

Its a curse

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Aut*sm is the new cool these day

Everyone and their grandma has autism

[fiery wave]

Some people just have it.

[somber stream]

True!

[timber elk]

I don’t have it

I’m just naturally stupid :]

[fiery wave]

Eh, Autism doesn't change intelligence, not all of them are geniuses.

[dire kayak]

i don't even know what i have anymore

[marsh iris]

im going to rinse this stale sandwich and reheat

[somber stream]

You have a soul

[fallen tree]

i learnt that tech a few days ago actually

makes the bread good again

[marsh iris]

its a beautiful thing

[obsidian wren]

I genuinely have autism but my mother refuses to label it as what it is

I have like 90% of the signs of tylenol autism

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[obsidian wren]

Me

Am

Very dumb

And i stimm alot

And have funny behaviors

[marsh iris]

what do you guys think about philosophical zombies

[fallen tree]

to eat, or not to eat (brains)

[somber stream]

Zombie that think? There's a movie about that

Warm bodies

[fiery wave]

Repeating annoying things? Be thankful you aren't a women then. I get told to shut up often enough.

[marsh iris]

no more like humans but no conciousness, they act and react like humans

[obsidian wren]

Thats because being annoying asf and dumb is expected out of guys

[dire kayak]

cat

[obsidian wren]

But ppl dont expect it from women

For wtv reason

[delicate vapor]

kill them

[obsidian wren]

If i had a girl that was equally as annoying as me i think id genuinely fall in love lmao

[marsh iris]

theres a wiki about it

[livid cave]

So i just joined how do I go about finding someone to team up with me and my friend at lvl 26 heresy we need people to communicate with and not deal with the stupid bots

[obsidian wren]

Lfg channels or just yk

[fallen tree]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum is a good place to start

[obsidian wren]

Use quickplay

And that

[dire kayak]

what does lfg even stand for

[marsh iris]

a girl that behaves like me, i wouldnt know how to react

[obsidian wren]

Id be relieved

[fallen tree]

looking for group

[dire kayak]

ohhh

that makes sense

[obsidian wren]

Looking for grapes

[dire kayak]

mmmmm grapes 🤤

[somber stream]

Bringing self-love to another dimension i see

[fiery wave]

Looking for group/game/guild/gang and so on. Same thing. Just looking for people to play with to some degree.

[marsh iris]

i'd be intimidated like damn is she trying to compete me or something????

NOONE BE ME EXCEPT ME

[vivid zinc]

I met a woman who was like me but due to bad life circumstances had BPD. Worked until it didn't and when it didn't it got bad fast.

[obsidian wren]

To find the female version of myself would be wraps

[fallen tree]

if i was a girl, she'd be 6 foot 2

zamn

[somber stream]

zamn

[lilac crag]

good morning

[marsh iris]

i'd ask you out so fast

[somber stream]

Getting steamy in here

[fallen tree]

you still can

[marsh iris]

i got the straight disease though ✊ 😔

[fallen tree]

fr

[delicate vapor]

female version of myself would have more plushies

[dire kayak]

headbutts you

[lilac crag]

ow

[lilac crag]

would be more of a noob too

[marsh iris]

squishy plushie

[dire kayak]

girl version of myself would be super mega happy every day

[somber stream]

Female self of me would just be me but bewbs

[lilac crag]

same here

[delicate vapor]

you too noob

[lilac crag]

nope I'm pro

[delicate vapor]

born a noob

[dire kayak]

im hacker,,,,,

[astral basin]

Taco bell received

[cosmic burrow]

Female version of me would be the biggest bitch you have ever known

[lilac crag]

scary......

[obsidian wren]

Everyone here is gay and stupid and deserves to be kissed

By a hammer

[marsh iris]

[cosmic burrow]

Nah im not

[somber stream]

Nah i'm straight

[dire kayak]

yuri,,,,,

[cosmic burrow]

This aint black templars server

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-milk-black-guy-drinking-milk-big-mommy-milkers-milk-gif-18515843

Pretend it worked

[astral basin]

The amount of trans/ fembo friends i have has destroyed my Pinterest and yt feeds
Im trying to clean it with knight and cat stuffs

[somber stream]

Wuh

[marsh iris]

lmao

[somber stream]

How would having trans friend destroy your algorithm

[fallen tree]

rip pinterest, killed by all the ai posts

[astral basin]

I dont use safe search when i click links

[delicate vapor]

you can filter it out

[somber stream]

VPN your ass NOW

[fallen tree]

[somber stream]

The algorithm is sacred and should be preserved

It is your very being

[fiery wave]

Because they send you links to certain topics. Google still thinks I'm Transmasc.

[somber stream]

First thing i see today when i open youtube is
"Jazz... but it's SHRIMP"

And gay birds

[lilac crag]

wait a moment

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sFije0-16Q

[lilac crag]

licht

your pfp

[somber stream]

Yeah?

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

[fiery wave]

I mean, Lesbian birbs are adorable.

[marsh iris]

youtube algo sends me ai-ridden music

[somber stream]

Oh right, i did it for the bits

[lilac crag]

somethings wrong.

[somber stream]

FEM LICHT FOR TODAY

[lilac crag]

joyous day

[fiery wave]

I see. 87%?

[somber stream]

89

[cosmic burrow]

Nah

[fiery wave]

Fnally done with the absolute hell?

[somber stream]

Oh yeah, back to normal regime now

[astral basin]

Phone only. Dont feel like paying for vpn
Besides. The only identity they can steal from me rn is debt

Also why i have 3 separate emails and a card that has no cash

[fiery wave]

So, classic hours with like 3 hours free time?

[astral basin]

Fem licht is fire btw lmao

[lilac crag]

I like the quote

" knight by day, knave by night "

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

hmmm

wheres my burger

[lilac crag]

gone

[dire kayak]

did u take it,,,,

[lilac crag]

maybe

[dire kayak]

this will not do.

[somber stream]

Make it 2, i'm marathoning this thing till i finally quit 3 months from now. Going to Seoul in June btw

[somber stream]

I'll take some pictures hehe

[lilac crag]

will you be gone for the time during?

[fiery wave]

Oh? Marathoning?

[somber stream]

Likely, for 1 week

[lilac crag]

last time you were away, people got quite worried

[somber stream]

Yeah well here's the headsup lol

[fiery wave]

You can try the non-canned silkworms then.

[delicate vapor]

canned silk worms

[somber stream]

SEOUL KOREAN BBQ

[lilac crag]

appreciate it. now I won't have to calm ppl down about your momentary disappearance

[fiery wave]

I can have that any time. Just need $100.

[astral basin]

…i want a fake account w 500k dollars in debt
And just play the perfect victim for scam callers
And hear the absolute confoundedness when they realize
But that would tank my credit

[fiery wave]

The amount of Korean BBQ places in SG is insane, lul.

[dire kayak]

you'll have to calm me down

WAAAAA

[lilac crag]

nuhuh

[astral basin]

“Hello this is the debt support people? Yeah heres allllll my information. Can you fix it?”

[lilac crag]

500k in credit

[astral basin]

Ye just to flabbergast scam callers

Bamboozle them to oblivion

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Theres a guy that does a yt series on ruining call centers

[twin flower]

is it where he hacks into their system as well and say out their real names

[marsh iris]

💋

[fiery wave]

Kitboga?

[lilac crag]

what the hell

[twin flower]

Mwah

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

Hmm

[somber stream]

Think Cain would shag fem jurgen?

… no, no i don’t think

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

🤔

[lilac crag]

the smell would be too awful

Jurgen, boy or girl, would still smell indiscriminately

[somber stream]

Garutte

[marsh iris]

girlstank

[somber stream]

True!

[lilac crag]

kill bushman

[delicate vapor]

little too much warframe lately..

[dire kayak]

caine,,,,,,,

welcome to the amazing digital circus,,,,,,,

[obsidian wren]

Co

Cocaine

[marsh iris]

KANE LIVES!

[true widget]

lalalal alalalalalala

[lilac crag]

lalalalalla

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Helbore vet is so boring when everyone has their ranged out instead of melee-ing the horde in front of us

[modest flume]

IN THE NAME OF KANE!

DEATH TO GDI

[obsidian wren]

Why cant people let veterans shoot the priority targets and stop being goblins

[dire kayak]

rain of estrogen

[obsidian wren]

Chocolate rain

[twin flower]

huh?

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Some feel love and others feel the pain

Chocolate rain

[dull violet]

as much as I love playing this game on xbox, having like 20 fps and losing your sanity to the terrible frames is really making it a drag

[obsidian wren]

What console

[dull violet]

series x, the good one

[obsidian wren]

Idk man

Im on x and i hardly lose frames

Unless theres mass spawns

Of elites

[twin flower]

Whats your build on the Helbore Vet?

[obsidian wren]

Lemme get

[delicate vapor]

pay me $2 and a spicy chicken burger with buldak ramen and that Helbore gets maxed

[hazy valley]

but I love those moments because it feels like the squad is setting up a firing line

plus it's fun racing people for kills

[twin flower]

someone shared a vid way back when, and they beat H40 with nothing but Helbore Vet

they even had the Krieg cosmetic for the heck of it

[dire kayak]

hmmm

scratches my chin

[twin flower]

scratches your chin

[obsidian wren]

Not when my build is centered around handling ranged and priority targets

[hazy valley]

... 4 Helbore Vets all in Krieg cosmetics? that's kinda funny to think about

[dire kayak]

im starving

[hazy valley]

unironically I'd love to play with 4 Vets again and have matching cosmetics

[twin flower]

laser goes pew

[hazy valley]

it has been so long

[dire kayak]

hmmm

best i can do is 2 hive scums and a psyker

they will wear the ugliest cosmetics

[delicate vapor]

$3

[hazy valley]

I love Hive Scum but the first thing I did after unlocking the penance cosmetics was not use them

[obsidian wren]

Rate my build lmaoooo

[twin flower]

i recently just went back to Helbore again after the latest patch so I can't say much yet

Which mk are you using tho

[true widget]

i like the bald one its kinda funny

[obsidian wren]

Green helbore 🙂

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Brown for overkill damage and more consistent crits

[timber elk]

Looking for group

[hazy valley]

Frankenstein time

[twin flower]

Idk the colors , is that the Heavy one

[obsidian wren]

Heavy is brown

Middle ground is green

Shitter one is blue

[elder merlin]

You really are a goober, arent you?

[true widget]

wait ill show u

if u want

[hazy valley]

sure share in driptide

[elder merlin]

Havent seen homestuck stuff on the internet since i was in high school

[vivid zinc]

I finished Punisher One Last Kill

Man it sucked

[obsidian wren]

@twin flower the green one hits the breakpoints fine and has a decent charge rate, but the crits may not funnel as often with surgical, for maximum crits at full charging use brown

[marsh iris]

one last kiss

[delicate vapor]

one last fish

[obsidian wren]

One last bean

[fallen tree]

one last.. zinger box

[delicate vapor]

one last po-op

[shell goblet]

@dire kayak @lilac crag @elder merlin

sorry we didnt hop on tonight in the end !! unpacking took us super late in the end and im just curling up with my laptop and a little shitty mmo for the night zzzz

[obsidian wren]

Big jiggly panda mentioned

[marsh iris]

one last havoc

-# promise

[delicate vapor]

googluck with packing

[timber elk]

What’s the MMO?

[delicate vapor]

one last dance

[elder merlin]

I was sleeping up until 8pm

[lilac crag]

ur all good oomfie I'm glad you got to pack up!!!

[obsidian wren]

One last piss

[elder merlin]

Then i just woke up after taking a nap at 11pm

[timber elk]

DO NOT DENY ME THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️

[shell goblet]

wuups *unpacking

[delicate vapor]

ah

[shell goblet]

que

[timber elk]

wot

[elder merlin]

Por

[obsidian wren]

Who wanna just casual gamer in damnation or aurics wit me

[timber elk]

I’m playing divison 2 so no thank you.

I’m taking a break until skulls event

[obsidian wren]

Id kiss you on the mouth if you were a woman

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/papischulos-teen-titans-go-serious-teen-titan-chad-teen-titan-ahora-no-robin-gif-978819371949412771

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

Dont like the new Withering Fire on the Helbore? heard it was good on it

[timber elk]

Are you an agent? Because I’m a hunter :3

[astral basin]

🤔

[marsh iris]

heyy agent

[obsidian wren]

There is no withering fire on helbore

[astral basin]

I wonder if i can be considered a meth baby

[obsidian wren]

I use armourbane and surgical

With those rending nodes

To reach breakpoints

Boss damage is good too

[timber elk]

combat axes you in the back of the neck. Division hunter style

IM A LAMB!!!!🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️

[obsidian wren]

Turn into a woman already

[marsh iris]

seeker drones up your butt

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHH explodes

[marsh iris]

🫡

[timber elk]

Isaac is the only A.I I need

HES THE GOAT🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️

[astral basin]

Please do not kiss sheep. This is partially the reason christo columbo spread syphilis to europe

[hazy valley]

Withering Fire is only ok for the Helbore Mk V imo and only because it has the fastest default charge rate of all the Helbores so it can afford to sacrifice Weight of Fire for a different blessing which lets you get away with Hotshot turning the base 3 cleave into a functional 9 cleave on weakspot hits

[twin flower]

No that talent perk on the vet

[timber elk]

But….im clean….

[obsidian wren]

Where it at

The top?

[hazy valley]

I wouldn't use Hotshot/Withering Fire on the other Helbores because dropping Weight of Fire on the Helbore Mk IV feels awful

and the Helbore Mk IIIa can get some funny stagger breakpoints with Falter

[obsidian wren]

Oh

Yeah

[timber elk]

Also rango

[obsidian wren]

Helbore doesnt need it anyway

[timber elk]

What is your favorite exotic

[obsidian wren]

What does this mean

[timber elk]

From division 2?

[marsh iris]

i have the mantis sniper rifle

[obsidian wren]

I dont play it

[astral basin]

Shhhhh the caprines must be made safe

[timber elk]

Wha- than what the hell was that earlier?

[twin flower]

being kinky

[obsidian wren]

Wha

Oh

That

Yes i was just being dumb

[lilac crag]

LORELEY TITAN HELMET WITH THE PHEONIX DECORATION ON SOLAR TITAN

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[timber elk]

blasts them with chaperone in the head quiet you

[lilac crag]

you fool thats the reason i have loreley

i tank chaperone shots for breakfast LOSER

[timber elk]

OH FUCK!

[lilac crag]

I CAST CONSECRATION

[timber elk]

thunderstrikes them

[raven dirge]

division 2 taught me that real rifles and bullet sponges aren't a combination I like
it's easier to excuse fantasy weapons and scifi armors for bullet sponges

[lilac crag]

oh

[wintry fog]

I love how zealots have actual magic powers from the emperor.
The priests on feudal worlds must be shitting bricks when one of them can basically use miracles.

[timber elk]

It’s actually gotten a lot better

[astral basin]

I find it hilarious archer is a disney show

Does this mean archer is now a disney prince?

[hazy valley]

I watched Adeptas Sororitas Penitence recently and it's wild how Zealot can do what is a MIRACLE in that short show

[timber elk]

Sure enemy’s are somewhat still tanky but not tanky like….from division 1 which I still have PTSD from farming urban MDR

[hazy valley]

and Zealot does it on command

regularly

[obsidian wren]

@twin flower the MkIIIa helbore (what i use) has 25% dmg on unyielding and carapace for scab PGs and optionally crushers or maulers

[wintry fog]

If the emperor was able to think about how he has basically become a god he would probably find it hilarious and ironic.

[timber elk]

Didn’t expect the thunder strike did ya?

[hazy valley]

he would hate it

he would hate being worshipped for sure

[lilac crag]

"that dumb fucking priest was right afterall."

[hazy valley]

revered and respected? 100% that's what he deserves
worshipped as a god? he'd be rolling in his grave if he wasn't glued to that chair

[wintry fog]

Well yeah he always knew he was just a man, albeit a very gifted and powerful one.
"Well fuck, I'm granting miracles to priests now."

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

@somber stream youre a man of culture
Have you seem archer?

[hazy valley]

Saint Celestine returning to die again and again in his name

[lilac crag]

i was actually thinking about which reject would kill themselves if the emperors disdain for his worship was made apparent

[obsidian wren]

Onwards, into battle to inevitably be near useless because these fat fucks take every elite and specialist kill from me

[lilac crag]

the zealots would be mentally shattered and likely end their lives

maybe except fanatic cus

alcoholic

[timber elk]

I hope saint celestine is gonna be in total war warhammer 40k

[dire kayak]

raining really heavily outside

[timber elk]

Dance in the rain.

[dire kayak]

hnmmm

[true widget]

lucky

I love the rain

[timber elk]

I do too

I love dancing in the rain

It’s a good thing to remind us where life began

From the water.

[jaunty path]

No you dont

wool must fucking suck in the rain

[pure granite]

look at this nerd bro

[marsh iris]

lamb about to add 20 kilos when dancing in the rain

[jaunty path]

^

[dire kayak]

don't worry ill catch some in a bucket and send it to you

[haughty lodge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-syma-notsyma-cxvPIoLNytIR9RMywF

[timber elk]

BRO IS EVERYONE GONNA TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WOOL!? FINE. takes off the wool like a coat…..somehow

[pure granite]

look at this nerd bro

[jaunty path]

nudity

banned

[twin flower]

a nudist

[marsh iris]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling--k01KRFXB40ASZGD6F6E3RA1A57V

[timber elk]

What

I’m wearing a cloak

ITS IN MY PFP

[jaunty path]

nude

[twin flower]

must be naked under there

the audacity

[haughty lodge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling--k01KRFXB40ASZGD6F6E3RA1A57V

[timber elk]

[jaunty path]

isn't cult of the lamb

an m rated game

it has sex in it

so

👁️

[marsh iris]

i like this grey name

[pure granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling--k01KRFXB40ASZGD6F6E3RA1A57V

[haughty lodge]

thanks pal

[timber elk]

It’s actually T for teen

Surprisingly

[patent grove]

Darktide has sex in it. The rejects keep getting screwed

[timber elk]

This is true

But darktide is also

A M-rated game

[river badger]

Did the recent changes affect the Ogryn shovel?

I haven't used it in a LONG time

[marsh iris]

there is sex in it, we just dont see it

[wintry fog]

I haven't seen a single set of slaaneshi tig bitties
literally unplayable

[patent grove]

Darktide is rated E, for the Emperor

[true widget]

ty :)

[marsh iris]

put a straw in lamb's wool and drink it

[twin flower]

explains where we get all these rejects 🤔

[twin flower]

and choke it out like a hairball

[woven sigil]

You must be Welsh

[marsh iris]

[wintry fog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chocolate-milk-syrup-bdEjXrvcderZ6magPi

[delicate vapor]

Corner store is closed

[twin flower]

no food?

[delicate vapor]

No snacks

[twin flower]

[wintry fog]

Just uber some 7-eleven

[marsh iris]

check the edge store

[patent grove]

There's corpse starch at the commodore's shop

[timber elk]

No go to the sharp tip store.

[twin flower]

imagine if we had to worry about feeding our rejects

[dire kayak]

i know my cat is secretly a dog

but i can't prove it

[twin flower]

ive heard munchkin cats act like dogs

with their stumpy lil legs

[marsh iris]

all-you-can-eat after the valkyrie lands us

[woven sigil]

Dya like dags?

[twin flower]

good eatin

[marsh iris]

oh lunch time? time to hop on the valkyrie

[feral vessel]

hello stim hello garut hello mac hello goober hello lamball hello That One Perturbator Song hello Bardin's Biggest Fan hello elios and hello S4mmy

[patent grove]

Don't give big shark any ideas

[marsh iris]

hello sergal baby

[feral vessel]

heavy diapers

[twin flower]

well.. doubt we'd actually see something like that from FS

[delicate vapor]

2 minute walk to the corner store compared to a 30 minute car ride to a 711

Wrong reply but you get it

[marsh iris]

711 is overpriced convenience store

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

tesco is just better

[delicate vapor]

Tesco having zero presence in Australia

[marsh iris]

scammen eleven

[feral vessel]

proof that australia is objectively inferior to europe

/j

[marsh iris]

waiting for family mart to come

[feral vessel]

germany rejected walmart they're based like that

[delicate vapor]

Family mart would be good

[marsh iris]

is it true walmart you can find all kinds of weird humans?

[marsh iris]

it's the best

[dire kayak]

this is true

i have not had one bad experience in a tesco

or in a tesco parking lot

[timber elk]

Castco is also better

[feral vessel]

yes

probably

[timber elk]

1.56$ for a hotdog!?

[twin flower]

isnt it Costco

[feral vessel]

idk each store chain has a

[marsh iris]

aliens in walmart

[timber elk]

Yes

[feral vessel]

certain species

[timber elk]

Mhm

[marsh iris]

costco CEO protecting hotdog economy

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

i hear they got great rotiessery chimkens

[timber elk]

The pizza is also like 10$ for a huge box of pizza

[twin flower]

my city doesnt have one the closest one is like a 4hr drive away

[marsh iris]

decent food should be affordable for everyone

[delicate vapor]

$1.50 hotdog and a large drink…

[twin flower]

amen

[cosmic burrow]

Walmart failed in germany because of the laws and different culture

[timber elk]

Amen

[marsh iris]

vote me for free food

[timber elk]

And uhh….well it’s also Walmart

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

There’s only 3 costcos in my state and the closest one to me is a 12 minute drive

[twin flower]

not so bad

[timber elk]

Mine is a 15 minute drive

[obsidian wren]

Who wants a kiss

[cosmic burrow]

I have 30 mins to work

[obsidian wren]

With socks on

[marsh iris]

nothing else???

[obsidian wren]

Im feeling romantical

[twin flower]

Rango getting spoicy

[delicate vapor]

Now noticing that my dad and grandpa have a gold and executive memberships

It’s that serious

[twin flower]

So.. discounts?

[marsh iris]

if they shop there everyday might as well

[delicate vapor]

Yeah

[twin flower]

Buy all the food

[delicate vapor]

My dad got addicted to something there and kept buying

[marsh iris]

something hmm

[ripe tangle]

some people think I’m a crazed killer…

they’re not wrong