general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

But the job market sucks right now

[obsidian wren]

Knife is fun once your aim and backheadstab gets refined

[hazy kestrel]

Take what you can get for now

And when things become better is when you start looking for what you really want to do for your career.

[thick coyote]

1 - rending doesn't work against unarmored infested so dreg gunner is unaffected
2 - it has close to 90% adm against flak

So in theory

[sly quest]

Imagine having 2.

[thick coyote]

Nothing changed about it

💀

[true widget]

im so sorry

[vivid zinc]

I think it's going to get significantly worse for the forseeable future. The war, AI replacing jobs, rise of extremist leaders across the globe, rising temperatures causing droughts, etc, etc. This all happening at once is a mess nobody was prepared for.

[obsidian wren]

The new US honestly feels better

Faster stacks

[hazy kestrel]

It’ll be fine, humanity has been through similar-ish things before

[thick coyote]

No in fact it has 90+ against flak

[crystal osprey]

not dreg gunners I don’t even kill these guys they’re too ugly

[hazy kestrel]

Just history repeating itself

Again

[sly quest]

[true widget]

true I do this

[obsidian wren]

Why read yuri when you can watch baki

[crystal osprey]

Lowkey I still like the knife but now that I discovered force sword is op I’m using that

[true widget]

what even goes on in baki

[vivid zinc]

It's going to be the 1970s all over again. Learn to grill 2 year expired cat food. Cuz that's going to be a thing.

[obsidian wren]

And react to yujiro cucking his son

[crystal osprey]

what is that damage

why is force sword so insane

what is that stagger

[vapid matrix]

Hello chat

[thick coyote]

What the hell is even baki about 🗣️

[true widget]

force sword is not only op but is so fun too

[hidden whale]

hype moments and aura

[thick coyote]

It's a psyker weapon

[crystal osprey]

why am I making crushers fall over with one stab

[dire kayak]

just read yuri on company time ez

[thick coyote]

Everything psyker is broken

[obsidian wren]

Big gay men beating eachother to death

[crystal osprey]

it’s pretty cool

[thick coyote]

That's Deimos for ya

[true widget]

deimos more like

I forgot the other marks

name

[obsidian wren]

Obscurus

[hazy kestrel]

It’ll be fine. And there’s nothing we can realistically do anyways, so why worry?

What will be, will be.

[vivid zinc]

No, that's Jojo. Baki is still in the closet so to speak

[hidden whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFVrvRjlXH4

breaking bad

but baki

[obsidian wren]

https://tenor.com/view/black-blacks-black-guys-guys-two-dudes-gif-1167242431521340924

The milk era will rise

[vivid zinc]

It's fine for the people wise enough to prepare for what's coming.

We going to see water wars in our lifetime

[hidden whale]

ok chat too depressing gonna go look at birds

[hazy kestrel]

I wouldn’t go that far yet pal

We’ll be fine

[lethal solstice]

I mean

We already have

[hazy kestrel]

Unless existing world leaders decide to get trigger happy with the nuclear button

But we’ll get there when we get there

And probably will die of rad poisoning

Or something

[vivid zinc]

Wait until you realize that datacenters consume ungodly amounts of water we need for drinking 🙂

[hazy kestrel]

Oh believe me, I know

My organization is making that darn things. :(

Because money

[vivid zinc]

That's how the world works, money

Frankly I'm trying to get into being a legal researcher and specialize in AI litigation.

There's going to be 40 years of AI lawsuits because dumb fucks pushed it before the tech was ready

[hazy kestrel]

Unsolicited advice: But I’d go with something safe like tax law

Always money to be had there

Or with patent law

[vivid zinc]

Nah, AI litigation is the future because so so so many people/corporations have already ran afoul of contract law with it already

[hazy kestrel]

Ai might very well just flop before you get enough experience to be a full fledged ai litigation lawyer

I see the vision, but I wouldn’t risk it, personally

[vivid zinc]

I'm not going to be a lawyer. Research assisttant is what I'm aiming for.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[dawn current]

I wish AI would flop, but I don't think it will. It'll probably just become much less accessible as token economics stop being subsidized and only the elite can spend the cash to use it.

[vapid matrix]

Nobody wanna join my havoc 40

😭😭😭😭😭

[formal mortar]

I haven't really played havoc

[vivid zinc]

Exactly. Right now we're still in the AI is a buzzword phrase which is how some of these dumb fuck CEO/CFO types have managed to corner themselves in with AI litigation.

Cuz they saw a fucking buzzword and wanted to be on the crest of the next wave

[formal mortar]

I want to but I don't think I'll be good at it

[bronze frost]

There’s always money in the banana stand

[sly quest]

Ask on #vox-lfg-nasa

[vapid matrix]

Im EU

[sly quest]

Can’t handle a lil ping? Wow

[vapid matrix]

Cba rather just go group finder

[amber delta]

it's not the ping that's the problem, it's the people

[formal mortar]

I average around 10 ping

It's a lot

[sly quest]

Good luck buddy:)

[vapid matrix]

Buddy

…

[true widget]

this is too much ping

[hazy kestrel]

Isn’t low Ping good?

[sly quest]

society…

[formal mortar]

It's way too high

[true widget]

2 ping is ideal for darktide

[mystic fossil]

can someone explain what toughness replenishment is i don't wanna hop in game to test it

like does it lower overall toughness?

[stark bobcat]

all toughness regen sources but coherency regen

[mystic fossil]

get reduced?

so the speed is reduced

[stark bobcat]

depends on context

a talent?

[mystic fossil]

lemme see it rq

[amber delta]

if you have +20% replenishment, and, say, you restore 5% toughness on a kill, then you will restore 20% more

[mystic fossil]

warp ghost ( bottom middle of psyker) Empyric resolve ( left bottom of psyker

[stark bobcat]

"(1) Reduces the rate at which peril is quelled passively by 80%. Applies only to passive quelling above 30% true peril, active quelling is unaffected.

(2) Adds 2 stamina to Psykers's base stamina of 1 thereby increasing Psykers's max stamina to 3. Stacks additively with stamina values from the small stamina node, curios, weapon perks, and weapon stamina templates. Each segment of the stamina bar in the player HUD represents 1 stamina.

(3) Increases the amount of any toughness replenished by melee kills, talents, and select weapon blessings (only Momentum) by 25%; stacks additively with the related buff from Ogryn's aura Stay Close! and with toughness replenishment debuffs like being in toxic gas. Does not apply to coherency toughness regeneration."

Warp Ghost

"Reduces the amount of peril generated by 40%; stacks multiplicatively with peril cost reduction buffs from Becalming Eruption, By Crack of Bone, Inner Tranquility, Kinetic Resonance, Reality Anchor, the small Peril Resistance node, and Combat Stimm.

Also reduces the amount of toughness replenished from melee kills and talents by 30%. Does not affect toughness replenishments from coherency toughness regeneration and weapon blessings (only Momentum is affected). This replenishment debuff stacks multiplicatively with other player debuffs like toxic gas."

[dire kayak]

<- an iq too low

[stark bobcat]

Empyric Resolve

From Kuli's Psyker guide

found on steam

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3094028505&searchtext=psyker

[amber delta]

so yes what I said

[mystic fossil]

nooooooo not the spreadsheets

NOOOOOO

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-8662632631608934966

[jaunty path]

They need to put the steam guides in tiktok format

[thick coyote]

Read Freak Read

[jaunty path]

@digital fulcrum my suggestion

[digital fulcrum]

I’m lazy

[jaunty path]

Fatass

[thick coyote]

Fine

I'll do it myself

[digital fulcrum]

U can do it for me

[jaunty path]

No

[thick coyote]

Actually I'm not on TikTok

[formal mortar]

I'll do it and spread false info

[thick coyote]

So idk how to cater to them

[jaunty path]

Mobile game in corner and ai text to speech

Done

[mystic fossil]

should i take empyric or nah?

it seems neat and i was gonna build round it

[stark bobcat]

preference

[jaunty path]

Hm

[stark bobcat]

psyker often wants to stay high peril

[formal mortar]

Have the AI switch up voices halfway through the vid

[mystic fossil]

should i take warp ghost to compensate?

[stark bobcat]

and its harder with that talent

but its up to skill/weapon

[digital fulcrum]

Pretty girl cosplay on screen

[stark bobcat]

try with and without

warp ghost is an always take

[jaunty path]

I wish we could just make dump stat weapons instead of rolling for them

[mystic fossil]

skill? thats starts with S you know what else starts with S??

[jaunty path]

I would have warp resistance so low

[thick coyote]

Shrimp

[formal mortar]

Sid

[jaunty path]

Maybe they should remove warp resistance

[mystic fossil]

sid the smyker

[jaunty path]

So we can get the raw power of the warp..

[formal mortar]

I don't have a smyker tho

I literally just use the force greatsword

[jaunty path]

Based?

[mystic fossil]

smyker is in the heart

[jaunty path]

I should roll for a gfs with 1% warp resistance

It would be so awesome...it would be so cool...

[formal mortar]

I actually don't really know how to play the spark'eads

[digital fulcrum]

And so very not worth it

[jaunty path]

Why

:(

[jaunty path]

Gfs is all you need

Everything else is propaganda

[formal mortar]

I love my gf

[mystic fossil]

you have multiple?

[digital fulcrum]

It’s just not

[sly quest]

Gf’s is

[formal mortar]

I might end up with multiple

[dire kayak]

it's so shrimple even a clam could do it

[tired inlet]

I married mine, so now I have no GF.
Chat am I cooked?

[mystic fossil]

is disrupt destiny or warp siphon better for staff builds?

[sly quest]

Wifegf*

[mystic fossil]

yes bro

[hazy kestrel]

God this terrifies me

[tired inlet]

fuck

[mystic fossil]

what if your wife wants a gf

[formal mortar]

HA YOU HAVE A WIFE

[tired inlet]

a throuple?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know why.

[thick coyote]

Staff dependant

If inferno

Or blast

[formal mortar]

Congrats on the wife

[thick coyote]

Warp Syphon

[jaunty path]

As long as I get to watch.

[thick coyote]

If EK or Strike

DD

[sly quest]

Donkey donk

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[tired inlet]

"hey we saw you from across the bar and were totally digging your vibe"

[mystic fossil]

folkkkkk, you bring the drinks i'll bring the popcorn

[thick coyote]

Dih dih

[sly quest]

Dh Dh

[formal mortar]

I refuse to stand by and watch, one must take charge

[tired inlet]

sitting in the cuck-chair (non-perjoratively)

[vivid zinc]

lmfao

Of course chat went here for a topic

[jaunty path]

No thats exhausting

[hazy kestrel]

MANDATED EDICT: GO TO HORNY JAIL!

[mystic fossil]

ofc, but... where's goober

[jaunty path]

No

[hazy valley]

She has me but if it gets that far then we want a gf tbh

[jaunty path]

They will never find me

[tired inlet]

ASEXUAL ARBITES: THE SEX IS THE SEX

[formal mortar]

I think I've had too much coffee and energy drinks

I'm gonna teabag people in battlefield

[thick coyote]

The sex is hard but it's sex

[mystic fossil]

yo can you chill gang i want a gf then a wife at somepoint as well, stop taking em all

[hazy valley]

They're all mine
All of them

[vivid zinc]

You can't t-bag people if you're sniping them from 300 meters away with your Warfighter KTS mate 😉

[thick coyote]

Dura sex sed sex

[hazy valley]

I'm going to marry them all

[formal mortar]

What's a warfighter kts?

I run support or engi usually

[mystic fossil]

100 girlfriends ahhhh anime

[sly quest]

67 girlfriends.* get your numbers right

[vivid zinc]

It's a really accurate LMG in BF6, warfighter is just a set of certain specs that make it better at full auto from a distance

[thick coyote]

Gotta fight my tinycatbighat evil ex

[formal mortar]

And my longest snipe is only 371m due to a fluke

[hazy valley]

Priest is going to sound like a broken record going "I pronounce you wife and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife"

[vivid zinc]

I don't know my longest kill. Man I kind of miss BF6.

[formal mortar]

Good to know, I'm just now beginning to level up the 2nd lmg lmao

[mystic fossil]

now here's the thing, do they all marry each other as well or ONLY marry you

[formal mortar]

I got the 371 recently because I decided to jump off a roof and 360 no scope at the end of the match

And got a kill

[hazy valley]

We're all married to each other

[vivid zinc]

John Battlefield over here

[hazy valley]

One ring for every wife per wife

Going to have like 20 rings on each hand

[formal mortar]

Felt like I was playing cod

[tired inlet]

I apparently thought this was a lot more funny and clever than it was; ah well

[vivid zinc]

Cuz BF6 is a little cod-like xD

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[lilac crag]

lord of the rings

[vivid zinc]

Still have a 6.3 KDR with like 10k kills and 3k revives lol

[modern elm]

When is warhammer skulls they will def make the dlc announcement then

Or sometime before then to release when skulls starts

[mystic fossil]

sometime in may i believe?

or early june

arbite was late june i believe

[modern elm]

insert the Peter griffon "I want it now" gif

[sly quest]

HAYIO KITTY P:

[mystic fossil]

then all three classes will go on sale in december for christ mas (injects mass amounts of copium into blood stream)

[hazy valley]

HIYA ALICE

[tired inlet]

The Mandarin

[hazy valley]

I'm going to greet my wives like Sauron in full metal cosplay

ONE DAY....

[modern elm]

Hard copium

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

headbutts you

you called me dumb,,,,,

[lilac crag]

ow what the freak

[tired inlet]

OI! 'DIS "ERE HUMIE T'HINK HE'Z WUNNA DA' BOYZ! AIN'T HE SUM CHAOS GIT WIF' DEM SPIKEY BITZ? I DUNNO! FRAG 'EM LADZ!

[dire kayak]

KRUMP 'IM!!!!!

[mystic fossil]

are orcs or ogryns stronger?

[tired inlet]

An ogryn vs. a boy? Probably the ogryn. An ogryn vs. a nob? the nob.

[sly quest]

Ogryns…

Big strong sah

[hazy valley]

I'Z GOT DA DAKKA AND A PROPA SHOUTY WAAAAAAAGH TA PROVE I'Z NO GIT. SHOW ME CHAOS, I'Z SHOW YA BOTH A PROPA KRUMPIN!!

[mystic fossil]

how strong would a mutant be if they had every positive mutation with none of the drawbacks

[drowsy lynx]

Depends on the size of the ork

[mystic fossil]

the regular

[drowsy lynx]

Ogryn probably stronger than a regular slugga

[hazy valley]

I need to work on my Ork impression

[bronze wren]

Wouldn’t that just be a demon prince?

[sly quest]

What about a tiny slugga…

[tired inlet]

that's what I write; a nob would tear an ogryn to pieces, because nobs can tear a space marine to pieces with their bare hands.

[mystic fossil]

lmao funny to think about

[drowsy lynx]

An ogryn can tear up a marine too tbf

But I'd still put my money on the nob

[tired inlet]

nobs are pretty equivalent to WHF Bigg'uns, and WH40K doesn't really have Black Ork equivalent, but there are Meganobz

[dire kayak]

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall

im such a good rapper aren't i

[drowsy lynx]

You give them some shoulder candles and try to convince them they're a zealot lmao

[tired inlet]

Nobz is more cunnin', and more brutal, and more brutally cunnin', and more cunningly brutal.

[tired inlet]

https://99-bottles-of-beer.net/abc.html

[modern elm]

Does warhammer skulls happen in a physical place???

[drowsy lynx]

Nobz is betta than smalla, runtier orkz

[tired inlet]

in your head

zombie zombie

yeah, yeah, yeah

[dire kayak]

woah

[sly quest]

And a microscopic slugga?

[drowsy lynx]

New ogryn throwable blitz

Inb4 Planck length sluggas

[thick coyote]

Probably my favorite song of all time

Actually

Top 2

Top 1 would be scorpions still loving you

[sly quest]

Band

[graceful hamlet]

Which means canonically GW has approved that a shitty net and a dog are both stronger then space marines 🤓

[tired inlet]

If Ogryns had the transhuman technology that the astartes are wearing it wouldn't be an issue I don't think

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf either of those could just be too confusing or overwhelming rather than being a strength issue for an oggy

[thick coyote]

True

Btw

[graceful hamlet]

An Ogryn is strong enough to literally crush a space marines skull

[thick coyote]

Poxhounds>>> our ogryns

But then

Cyber mastiff>>>poxhounds

But then

[fiery wave]

Running atm. Is why we found out that bs.

[thick coyote]

Their Ogryn>>> cyber mastiff

[graceful hamlet]

Tbf the Ogryn could just shove the dog, or crush it, or punch it, or bite its head off

[tired inlet]

quantum orkoid spores

[mystic fossil]

our ogryn not being able to over power a mutant or pox hound is dumb

[hazy valley]

I like to imagine the Ogryns are just trying to figure out how to pet the puppy without hurting them and are barely feeling the dogs biting them

[mystic fossil]

also arbite should be able to get out of trap on his own

[mystic fossil]

there's that one spot in the mission tho where we see a ogryn with a knife in a pox hound and they are both dead

[hazy valley]

Like when a cat lays down on you and you don't want to get up

[drowsy lynx]

Ogryns getting tickled into submission

[thick coyote]

Idk
It's a net

[thick coyote]

Hab Dreyko

After scan

Near a medstation

[hazy valley]

The Ogryn died of sadness when a Zealot stabbed the dog

[thick coyote]

I have a little ritual

Of always mag dumping

At that ogryn

[mystic fossil]

yes this one

[thick coyote]

So I know exactly what you're talking about

[hazy valley]

Hey you know what would be a really funny April Fools day joke in Darktide? If Fatshark enabled all weapons to all classes

[mystic fossil]

why doesn't the killing rodin karnak mission appear in the havoc rotation

[graceful hamlet]

Really, all this means is that Fatshark should buff Psyker

[tired inlet]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX0KHaAvZM_8-uDGkBU_Q7PsQBycyaCtxKOA&s

[mystic fossil]

it would be funny if they gave us 20 more skill points

[formal mortar]

When do we get ogryn luchador outfits

[thick coyote]

Oggy wouldn't be able to play them because Oggy breaks model and vice versa

I've seen it

[hazy valley]

They take away 20 skill points for April Fools day instead. Congrats now we need to run with only 10

[tired inlet]

PSyker first: https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/fnazqpEJt9rCBDCht9pPfh-1920-80.jpeg

[sly quest]

Tomorrow, get ready

[formal mortar]

No

[mystic fossil]

and every mission is havoc 40 diff

[hazy valley]

I vaguely remember seeing someone broke their game to put a Recon Lasgun on their Ogryn in the Psykanium. It was definitely broken LOL

[formal mortar]

Is it broken like unusable? Or broken like bad animation

[mystic fossil]

realistically it would be a full auto hot shot las gun if it was ogryn sized

[thick coyote]

Bad animation

[formal mortar]

Like in Skyrim, if you do certain mods and you don't fix the bones then you can't raise your shield and it's actually unusable

Ah okay

[thick coyote]

Odds are that it was me

💀

[formal mortar]

For a 1 day thing then bad animation is fine

[thick coyote]

Specially April's fool

[hazy valley]

Bad animation would be funny

[formal mortar]

Kinda wanna get back into monster hunter

[tired inlet]

recon lasgun array like a goddamned FASA MechWarrior loadout

[hazy valley]

Imagine Ogryn knife on Zealot LOL

[final plover]

do it or no balls

[formal mortar]

I'm very far behind in it as is

[tired inlet]

rune blade without ever powering it up

[thick coyote]

The mod allows ogryn to use the lil uns weapon

But not the other way around

[formal mortar]

I want ogryn wrestling moves

[thick coyote]

As the dev stated it would likely crash

[formal mortar]

Suplex a Burgle, Powerbomb a mutie

[hazy valley]

Give the Vet Power Sword to Zealot

[formal mortar]

Izuna drop a captain

[final plover]

ball-less existence

[formal mortar]

Time to go water the plants tho

[hazy valley]

I just think it would be really, really funny to see a Zealot with the Vet's Power Sword

[tired inlet]

Skitarii can use the plasma gun though

[vapid matrix]

So Chat

What’s meta now for combat blades

[jaunty path]

I want crusher to get 5% more attack speed

[hazy valley]

I hope Skitarii get Galvanic Rifles, Radium Carbines and Plasma Pistols

Omnissiah Axe is a MUST

[vapid matrix]

Do I still use uncanny?

[tired inlet]

I remember running radium rifle in Fallout 76 and it's wild how much that killed people due to reducing their max health so quickly so their stims weren't effective

[hazy valley]

I also want the Rejects to comment about the Radium Rifles with apprehension and fear

[south valve]

What's a radium rifle? 👀

[drowsy lynx]

Plink

[south valve]

indeed

I may be stupid

[dire kayak]

god i wish there was wine in hell

[south valve]

Oh it's fallout

[patent grove]

Radioactive ammo

[vivid zinc]

Harley Quinn cancer ray on HRT

[thick coyote]

Uncanny Riposte Precognition

Or you could go cursed vet

[sly quest]

There is.

[tired inlet]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Radium_rifle_(Fallout_76)
Automatic .45 calibre with the bullets coated in radium so they give you cancer if they don't kill you.

[thick coyote]

With Mercy Killer and Executor

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimply put three blessings on

[sly quest]

Fallout mentioned…?

[south valve]

I'm gonna fall out with you if you mention that franchise

[south valve]

Oh...

bit barbaric

[thick coyote]

Because knife Adms are pretty high already

[vivid zinc]

Makes me wonder if some madlad Tech Priest in 40k created a cobalt bolter or something lol

[thick coyote]

Only low against carapace

About 60%

Instead of 90+

[south valve]

Uranium catapult

[dire kayak]

ive seen ALL of hell and there's no wine

im satan

[thick coyote]

So uncanny for the knife itself kinda never mattered

[tired inlet]

the U.S. Military gave us depleted uranium rounds to fire into Iraq and Afghanistan; Fallout was just like, "what if it wasn't as depleted"

[south valve]

Tell us something we don't know 🙄

[vivid zinc]

Always wanted to exterminatus a planet with a trebuchet

[south valve]

Oh..

[hazy valley]

Oh I meant Radium Carbine but the Fallout comment threw me off LOL

[south valve]

you learn something knew every day ig

[south valve]

Ohhhh

[hazy valley]

Radium Carbines are a Mechanicus weapon

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depleted_uranium

[south valve]

idk what that is either 😭

[south valve]

I see

[hazy valley]

They cause terrible storms and even with all the anti-rad resources the AdMech have the weapons are a massive danger to the one operating the weapon

[vivid zinc]

I think it's time to watch some Good Omens

[south valve]

goog series

[hidden whale]

anyone wanna run a casual auric

[drowsy lynx]

Yes, please tell my boss to send me home

[hidden whale]

drop ur boss phone number ill get u free

:3

[vivid zinc]

Love me some classy British snark

[mystic fossil]

i hiighly doubt we are getting rad weapons

[patent grove]

Casual auric?

[hidden whale]

yes. chill

[tired inlet]

interesting question: since radiation causes cancer, and cancer is a type of disease, would Nurglish daemons even be affected?

[mystic fossil]

not above 20 is pretty chill

[south valve]

Auric? I hardly know Rick

[drowsy lynx]

Auric and chill

[patent grove]

What server

[hidden whale]

NA

[patent grove]

Dabs an darktide

I'm game

[formal mortar]

I went outside to water the plants, and more plants had arrived

So I began to set them up, and then in the middle of doing so it suddenly downpoured on me

[hidden whale]

code in my name

join

:3

[mystic fossil]

i think there are some zombies in your area

[formal mortar]

Zombies in my area?

[mystic fossil]

it might sound crazy but i know this guy called dave

[formal mortar]

[hidden whale]

i planted sunflowers for this very day

[formal mortar]

There is a Dave who lives across from me

[hazy valley]

We're already being exposed to radiation via Expeditions and taking anti-rad medication too so I don't think it is that far fetched tbh

[fleet beacon]

Back and biceps today

Got to keep strong

[hazy valley]

I have no idea. I'm too new to 40k to answer questions like that

[vivid zinc]

It's warhammer 40k the amount of radiation needed to kill someone is astronomical. Rad weapons should be fine.

[hidden whale]

doesnt radiation literally rip your DNA apart

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[hidden whale]

are nurgle demons not made of DNA

[formal mortar]

No

[hidden whale]

gulp

[mystic fossil]

tbf we already survive hella shit so survivig cancer is just higher power scaling

[formal mortar]

They're made of thoughts and prayers

[hazy valley]

It really depends on if we are going Tech Adept or Skitarii. We have Transsonic Blades as a leak people have passed around and those are Skitarii weapons so

[hazy kestrel]

My boredom knows no bounds

[hazy valley]

If Skitarii then it puts Galvanic Rifles and Radium Carbines on the table

[mystic fossil]

i think these and the pole axe will be the melees

[hazy valley]

And Hadron has already made a comment upset at Rannick for not requisitioning Skitarii

[vivid zinc]

Hopefully radium will be a useful DoT effect instead of just another bleed mechanic

[hazy kestrel]

I’m looking up a purchase order number, scrolling through the invoices for the one I need, typing out the exact description for the part I’m looking at, and repeating this for 1,011 parts.

[mystic fossil]

bleed is so buns

[hazy valley]

Omnissiah Axe my beloved
I cannot wait to wield it

[thick coyote]

And they ate your neighbor too

[hazy kestrel]

I’m SO BORED

[formal mortar]

Like hot cross buns?

Yall ever play Zombies Ate My Neighbors?

[thick coyote]

I actually like bleed as concept

Cheap easy dot

[mystic fossil]

ngl i think EVERYONE is getting new weapons this update

[thick coyote]

Available for pretty much every class

[mystic fossil]

it should stagger or slow on top of damage

like increased stagger

[vivid zinc]

Most weapons should be availible for all classes unless there's a lore/practical reason it wouldn't work

[thick coyote]

They are saving slow for the ice class
The voices told me so

[formal mortar]

We getting Sub-Zero?

[patent grove]

I might!

[jaunty path]

DT is adding ICE?

[mystic fossil]

my fucking ogryn not getting jack shit, also thematically i don't wanna see a guy high on drugs wielding plasma, and the arbites are too stingy and upright to give or use other peoples shit

[formal mortar]

I always played Scorpion and my dad played Sub-Zero in MK

[patent grove]

?

[mystic fossil]

newest class

[hidden whale]

like... cyberpunk ICE?

[mystic fossil]

since the hive residents are broke the ICE gets 500% effectiveness against them

[patent grove]

That would be slick

[sly quest]

To their drinks?

[patent grove]

Spider Murphy 🔥

[south valve]

Darktice

[tired inlet]

that's because of environmental armour; space marines have it but not much else does

Expeds is literally melting rejects into goo out there

[patent grove]

Summer is here and so is corpse starch ice cream

[vivid zinc]

To be fair the wastelands are probably very very irradiated

[woven sigil]

Summer is here and my body is fucked

[hazy kestrel]

Missus. What are you babbling about

[vivid zinc]

Hive Worlds tend to be toxic, irradiated shitholes

[sly quest]

Is that why you’re not here anymore?

[woven sigil]

Yes, because bills need paying and foods isnt free kek

[mystic fossil]

it's free if you're fast enough

(i am in no way encouraging crime)

i meant speed eating challenges where you don't gotta pay

[vivid zinc]

And if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't

[formal mortar]

I've never seen someone steal food ever in my life

[fossil barn]

Depends what the food is

[vivid zinc]

Obviously lol

[hazy kestrel]

A person’s gotta eat

[fossil barn]

Naah if they're taking my wagyu off my plate it's on

They can take my potatoes WHICH IS FAIR

[vivid zinc]

I'm not gonna turn a blind eye to stealing wagu steaks...but if you can find it in your local grocery store I didn't see shit

[tired inlet]

training to be as fast as Usain Bolt to chase down a gazelle and eat it raw (I'm paleo and gluten-free)

[hazy valley]

If someone steals food I didn't see anything. The exception is if someone tries to steal my DoorDash. If they try to walk off with my sushi it means war

[mystic fossil]

paleo?

what is paleo

[hazy kestrel]

Paleolithic era

[fossil barn]

Yeah for sure

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[mystic fossil]

ahhh i see

[fossil barn]

Biggest black pill is seeing how much food is thrown away by those karkers

[vivid zinc]

Right? Someone does that and as a Canadian I'm going to invent some new war crimes

[patent grove]

@hazy valley yeah, f that, doordash driver stole my food so i did a chargeback

[fossil barn]

Massive bins with locks on with so much stuff still good for a few days, it's tragic man

[hidden whale]

money > nourishing hoomans

[patent grove]

Money for the money throne

[fossil barn]

Modern day capitalism = nourishing money with humans

[hidden whale]

money > giving healthcare to hoomans

money > not shooting hoomans

[mystic fossil]

it's so that they don't get into a lawsuit from people eating old shit, but if they just used their money to feed everyone that wouldn't happen

[fossil barn]

Yeah true.. all they need to do is not lock them 😭

[vivid zinc]

The sheer amount of waste from grocery stores daily in my city should be a crime. That stuff could be used to feed the homeless and destitute. Or flash frozen and shipped elsewhere.

[hidden whale]

there is enough food and housing for everyone in the US

but thats not profitable

[mystic fossil]

no, they need to actually feed homelessness in the area with actual like soup kitchens or smth not just donation bins

[hidden whale]

@patent grove are you gonna join my lobby? 😭

[hazy kestrel]

400k for a single story, single bed, single bathroom, no basement, beat up looking house goes brrrrrrrrr

Don’t even get me started on the housing market

Bunch of bs

[mystic fossil]

also though i think if people weren't self destructive homelessness could be reduced by like 1/3

[fossil barn]

Oh no I agree, I'm talking about the big bins behind shops where they just throw away stuff going out of date that day. It's such a waste

[vivid zinc]

That's the problem with capitalism in general, it as a system concerns itself with one thing: making $ and all the shortcuts n short sightedness that comes with it. It's why Government regulation is so pinnacle for capitalism to work.

[mystic fossil]

yeah that shit is just overproduction which is also fucking stupid like we dont want 20 packs of cupcakes

[lilac crag]

the amount of overproduction in a kitchen would make anyone with a good heart for the needy sick

its gross how much good food can just be discarded if not eaten in doors at work or if it got mislabeled

[hazy valley]

Thank you for your service. Robbing corpos is one thing. Robbing your neighbors is another

[mystic fossil]

fr, also weak ass imune systems ppl who couldn't stomach gluten would just fucking die and ngl it MIGHT be deserved

[hazy valley]

I haven't had a driver steal my food tbh. The only time I thought one did was when I had it set to deliver to the airbnb address over my vacation with friends and forgot to change it back when I got home. Whoever was at the airbnb after us got free food

[hidden whale]

I have never ordered doordash in my life

[mystic fossil]

you're alsoo canadian?? WWWW

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t trust DoorDash

I’d rather just pick up my own food

[vivid zinc]

Better than Uber Eats. Those fuckers rip you off.

[fair bridge]

took nap ...

[hazy valley]

It depends on the area. I have a friend in Utah who keeps having idiot drivers deliver to the wrong address. Same with my friend in Indiana. But I have always had good experiences and the only time I had a problem it was a PEBKAC error

But then I live in Vegas so the drivers here are better

[fair bridge]

maybe im still taking nap..

[mystic fossil]

we are reflecting on the failures of capitalism and the food crisis mallow

join us

[hidden whale]

wanna play an auric w/ me :3

[vivid zinc]

PS we don't have food so don't ask for any 😉

[mystic fossil]

goober and missus keep eating it

[dire kayak]

noob behaviour

[fair bridge]

nah i gotta get ready for tonight. we're doing trivia and my brother's finally coming with

can never get him out of the house

my sister's like that too

fuckin nurds

[hazy kestrel]

A part of me always feels bad for not giving more to the poor, but my old man always told me stories about whenever he tried to give food to poor people he saw, they would usually want money for drugs or some nonsense.

[mystic fossil]

are you an eldest child

[dire kayak]

imagine going outside,,,,,

[fair bridge]

yaaa

[vivid zinc]

Gotta poop at the dinner table and maintain eye contact. That gets people to leave pretty fast.

[mystic fossil]

makes sense, how many youngers

[fair bridge]

ill destroy ur whole entire blood line

[fair bridge]

2..... now u know my deepest darkest secret......

[hazy kestrel]

So I’m torn between giving them a meal and having them potentially threaten me because I didn’t give them money, or if I do give them money for food, essentially allowing them to waste away with their bad habits.

[hidden whale]

ive given unopened water bottles and protein bars or closed nut packages and such

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know, shit stinks either way. :(

[fair bridge]

i like how you chose the sister post to reply to which makes it seem like you only thought of this after learning i had a sister which makes this joke a lot funnier

banger chat

[vivid zinc]

We're all a little weird lol

Funnily enough I'm pretty tame compared to some others here and I'm a notorious shitposter lol

[nocturne bloom]

Dont need to imagine, I experience it every day

[dire kayak]

u can try,,,,

[dire kayak]

could never be me

[nocturne bloom]

The humble doorknob:

[fair bridge]

evil yoda be like

[hidden whale]

76 76

[formal mortar]

Oh damn I'm starving

[lilac crag]

soldier 76

[mystic fossil]

mine has this laser beam that's connected to it and heats it up meaning i can't go outside, i think it was pronounced something close to son

[sly quest]

Soldier 6…

6….

[formal mortar]

Time to heat up a box of breadsticks

[sleek harness]

Freakazoids

[sly quest]

|| 67…. ||

[hidden whale]

I have so much soup

[waxen sleet]

The ocean is soup

[fair bridge]

can i get a +2 here so my family can eat tonight

[timber elk]

is holding a plate of brisket after spending 17 hours making it. Only for the doorknob to crack him in the side and making him drop his plate of food

[hazy kestrel]

A salty soup

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[lilac crag]

blows you up

[waxen sleet]

The saltiest of broths

[timber elk]

Skaven

[hidden whale]

+2 farming

back to NL chat with you

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[mystic fossil]

NL?

[waxen sleet]

Shepherd

[fair bridge]

it's not farming if i only have ONE CROP

[lilac crag]

mitosis

[sleek harness]

Cropping

[dire kayak]

ive got salt water soup
and sugar water for dessert

im going all out tonight

[waxen sleet]

Sounds moist

[fair bridge]

i sent the joke to my bf we'll see who's funnier

[vivid zinc]

In Palworld I only have one crop: cooked Pals 🙂

[waxen sleet]

Isn't that when you rip one and you keep walking?

[mystic fossil]

are memes the semen of funny people

jokes as well

[waxen sleet]

Then what are the eggs?

[mystic fossil]

the people you tell em to

[sleek harness]

I will crop your liver

[waxen sleet]

Is that where mpreg comes from?

[waxen sleet]

I think i need that

[sleek harness]

The other liver

[waxen sleet]

I think i might need that too

[formal mortar]

tfw someone gets a ban on steam for dming you after matches

[mystic fossil]

i open steam and it says apex is free, should i get?

[sleek harness]

Your organs then

[formal mortar]

Too expensive

They should pay you to play it

[sleek harness]

I will do like how Conquest did to Invincible

[waxen sleet]

No, no, no... i think I still need those too

[sleek harness]

Not anymore

[waxen sleet]

No, no, no... you didn't file your paperwork

[sleek harness]

What paperwork

It's homemade surgery

[hazy kestrel]

I wish I could tear out my eyes, clean them, and pop them back in after reading this.

Why…why do you do this?

[waxen sleet]

The organ requisition form, with the liver subheading.

[dire kayak]

mfw i get sent to the underworld

[waxen sleet]

Which one?

[hazy kestrel]

The Egyptian one is pretty cool.

[formal mortar]

I'm not allowed in the underworld

[waxen sleet]

Restraining order is still in effect?

[sleek harness]

What is going to happen if I don't follow it

[formal mortar]

They said my head was shining too brightly

[sleek harness]

And instead just take your organs right now

[waxen sleet]

Alot more paperwork

[sleek harness]

And if I ignore

[hazy valley]

My dad told me that there are some people who fake being poor to go begging in Vegas. He worked for the county handling the housing department so I always listened to his every word. Now idk I think there are a lot more people genuine about being in need

[waxen sleet]

Plausible, the brightness confuses souls... like baby sea turtles on the beach

[hazy valley]

I've donated to causes to help when I can and when I see someone in need I go out of my way to help them too

I'd rather accidentally help a poser than turn my nose up at someone who needed help

[waxen sleet]

Buried in paperwork

[formal mortar]

We actually have a lot of people posing as homeless in my area

They get a peddler's license and carpool to their spots around the area

And have been doing it for years, I know one of them owns 3 houses

[hazy kestrel]

This is another big reason why I don’t give. Too many wastes of space giving actual poor people a bad name.

[hazy valley]

That sounds like a UK nightmare. "Do ya got a loicense to go panhandlin? Thought not. To the box you go"

[formal mortar]

Basically if you don't see them at the shelter or library

They aren't homeless here

[hazy kestrel]

Seriously, how pathetic of a human being do you have to be to exploit poor people like that.

[formal mortar]

Or by the river

But if you see the guy outside the walmart that is towards the edge of town? Nah fuck that, that dude got a ride there

He's doing his job exploiting you

[hazy valley]

I feel like you can tell

[formal mortar]

Yeah I can 100% tell in my area

[hazy valley]

If someone hasn't had a shower in weeks or months and they're genuinely haggard they have been through it

And you can see it

[formal mortar]

The other thing is we also have people who are homeless by choice

[hazy valley]

But then you gotta be careful because there are definitely Asmongold fans out there who are putting in for world records at the Guinness book for not touching soap and water in their lifetime

[formal mortar]

Who don't ask for help, and if you offer them help they do tell you that they are good

[sleek harness]

I will just use it to make my fireplace hotter

[hazy kestrel]

But why would they be homeless by choice?

Seems a bit odd yeah?

[sleek harness]

What a investment, I take your organs and I get free things to burn

[formal mortar]

Some don't want to live in a house, some don't want to pay rent or taxes, some find it more relaxing and free

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[formal mortar]

Have a buddy who goes to Florida when he's depressed and lives as a bum on the beach for a few months then comes back

And he's happier than ever after that

[vivid zinc]

I don't blame him, society is burtal toward men

[hazy valley]

Damn how bad does your life have to be to cheer yourself up by pretending to be homeless in Florida?

[formal mortar]

Just how it goes sometimes for some people

[hazy valley]

That's mindboggling

If I need cheering up I do something for me. Vacation somewhere nice, or have a staycation. Go out to eat, dance, watch movies, etc. but like pretending to be homeless recreationally??

That sounds like a need for therapy

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse.

Some people want a taste of living free

I can respect that

[woven sigil]

Being homeless gives you a sense of freedom you basically can't get any other way

[hazy valley]

Free from what though is the question

[woven sigil]

(Source, I was at one point)

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

It’s giving people who wear pre ripped jeans

[formal mortar]

It usually happened after he was wronged in some way, so he wasn't pretending to be homeless really

[hidden whale]

hmm... backpacking isnt too different

[gloomy tartan]

People who wear pre ripped jeans are the worst

[hazy kestrel]

Elaborate

[vivid zinc]

Free from expectations and commitments is my guess

[hidden whale]

counterpoint: ripped jeans on girls is cute

therefore

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not a fan of the fashion tbh

[hidden whale]

[hazy kestrel]

It looks raggedy

In my opinion

[hazy valley]

He had a home to come back to, yes? Or had the ability to have a home if he changed his mind at any point?

[formal mortar]

Not really, not unless someone would take him in

[gloomy tartan]

Cliche of rich people/rich kids wearing ripped clothes or clothes that look allready used to look not rich I guess idk

[formal mortar]

We took him in once

His family was pretty shit to him

[gloomy tartan]

Rich man trying to look like working man like it’s a outfit cliche

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, so trying to get into the commoner crowd, so to speak?

[hazy valley]

I kinda understand that better. It's wanderlust and a sense of adventure. Not abandoning responsibility or anything, but preparing your life to go exploring

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, I see

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah and making it a outfit style

[formal mortar]

And whether you choose to be homeless or not, or go live as a bum for a while, that's not really pretending

[gloomy tartan]

Like haha I look like I work and struggle

Is this outfit not cool

That type of shit

[formal mortar]

Pretending are those guys I talked about at first who own homes and still panhandle

[hazy valley]

It was a fashion phase in high school

I thought they looked hot on me

[gloomy tartan]

It was a legit fashion yeah

Just some rich people abused it lol

[hazy valley]

It wasn't to fake having a trade or other hard labor job

I was a teenager

LMFAO

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you wore it normally

I’m talking kids of rich people

[hazy kestrel]

It just doesn’t work for me. And it can’t be comfortable when it’s windy

[formal mortar]

I used to get paid to rip jeans for people

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you get it sid

You dealt with those people lmao

It’s like bro you can just rip your jeans by USING THEM

[formal mortar]

I'd be like why spend $80 when you can buy jeans for $20 and pay me $30?

[dire kayak]

headbutts you

[formal mortar]

[gloomy tartan]

lol you rip them good

You make the stylish rips

[formal mortar]

It was so dumb man

[gloomy tartan]

They be like damn I never could of come up with this! Thank you!

[formal mortar]

Imagine buying damaged clothes for more than undamaged clothes cost

[gloomy tartan]

It’s been a thing

When did it even start bro lol

[formal mortar]

I dunno

[gloomy tartan]

Pre Ripped clothes are older than shrek

[vivid zinc]

Well, I mean ripped jeans n shit are a little different than intentionally made clothes that are 'ripped'. One is done in a controlled way to prevent the tear from getting bigger while the other one is just damage that's gonna get more damaged :/

[sly quest]

Ripped jeans are goated.

[gloomy tartan]

Like cat mentioned it was a style at first

[hidden whale]

guys just say you dont get the style and move on :>

[gloomy tartan]

Before like rich people and hipsters used it to act less rich

[formal mortar]

Once they are ripped they are already easy to damage more

[vivid zinc]

There's an entire meme format about this people, the "moooom, can I get X" "we already have X at home" meme lol.

[formal mortar]

And yes I know how to rip them to be like when you buy them in stores

[gloomy tartan]

Nothing wrong with ripped clothes

Wear whatever y’all want

[hazy valley]

I mean shockingly no for the ones I wore. And I picked at loose fabric ALL the time. It never fell apart on me or ended up too damaged beyond use because it's not like I was doing anything but wearing it and having exes joke about ripping them off me

[gloomy tartan]

Unless your like a cop or something

[vivid zinc]

Exactly, who cares if people wanna buy pre-'ripped' clothes? It's their damned $ lol

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah if there’s a demand people will make money on it

[little marten]

darktide gamers around the world

it is time

[sly quest]

Ripped clothes are fundamental staple of punk fashion. They have nothing to do w the rich trying to act like the poor or whatever

[hidden whale]

to game?

[hazy kestrel]

To duel?

[gloomy tartan]

I know that Alice but rich people like to buy pre ripped clothes

[vivid zinc]

TO D-D-DUEL

[gloomy tartan]

To pretend to be punk lmao

[little marten]

to go down and quit

[formal mortar]

I get the fashion choice I just never understood why it cost so much more

[gloomy tartan]

Like there’s legit clothes ripped from you wearing it and adventuring

[waxen sleet]

In a children's card game?

[hidden whale]

i have ripped black jeans that cost like 25 bucks I think

[little marten]

i accidentally took 2 benadryl am i going to die

[gloomy tartan]

Then there’s people who buy it damaged in a store lol

[hidden whale]

dont die :<

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll be fine.

[little marten]

ok thank you

[hazy valley]

Tbh idc what rich people are doing with clothes. Ripped jeans are still amazing

[waxen sleet]

Say hi to the hat man for me

[formal mortar]

You'll just sleep hard

[little marten]

i dont want to die before my darktide discord mask off moment

[gloomy tartan]

They can look nice yeah

[little marten]

uk benadryl different dont think i can see hatman unfortunately

[hazy kestrel]

I saw a variant of him I think on my dreams a while back

[little marten]

yeah feel a bit tired ngl

[gloomy tartan]

I mean nearly any clothing style can look nice tbh if done right

[sly quest]

They can wear whatever they wanna as long as I’m getting paid

[hazy kestrel]

But maybe it was his cousin, the Shadow Gnome

[hazy valley]

As long as there's no Cruella Deville hunting dalmatian puppies the rich can get conned out of their money for dumb brands as much as they want

[gloomy tartan]

And fashion is allways trends that come and go

[waxen sleet]

Yes, yes, the Shadow Gnome

[formal mortar]

For some reason benadryl just makes me calm, doesn't make me crash like most people

[sly quest]

WRONG, that’s style

[little marten]

maybe you got mad histamines?

[sly quest]

Styles come n go

[formal mortar]

Dunno

[sly quest]

Trends come and go

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao fucking sorry grammar police 👮‍♂️

[waxen sleet]

We are in the 20s, BRING BACK FLAPPER DRESSES

[gloomy tartan]

You KNOW WHAT I MENT

[formal mortar]

Men come and go

[hazy kestrel]

My tinnitus comes and goes

[gloomy tartan]

Men ain’t shit and witches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks

[sly quest]

*Fashion police

[hazy kestrel]

(It’s back now)

[hazy valley]

I love Benadryl Pumpkinpatch. Seeing him in Doctor Strange was wonderful

[formal mortar]

Still downloading Monster Hunter

[gloomy tartan]

Neat

I don’t have the new one

I have world tho n iceborne

[formal mortar]

I'm downloading wilds

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll get the new one Forsure tho

[waxen sleet]

Bumpernickel Cucumbersquash?

[sly quest]

Download monsterhigh instead

[gloomy tartan]

I know wilds is getting way more content

[formal mortar]

Don't think I have that

[obsidian wren]

Im getting generation meat riding from a guy i banned from my server months ago cuz he cant handle being made a fool in front of 30 people

[gloomy tartan]

Atleast as much as world did

[hazy valley]

Genuinely the memes have rotted my brain to the point I don't even remember his actual name anymore

[gloomy tartan]

I luv anjanath

[formal mortar]

Yeah I don't have monster high, dunno what it is

[gloomy tartan]

I’m so happy fulgur anjanath is in wilds

[waxen sleet]

Hello kitty island adventure

[hazy kestrel]

Rango, what the fuck did I just read?

[little marten]

those jean shorts are so last season

[waxen sleet]

I know... just like Robooty Gorillaman

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[obsidian wren]

Mans is mad at me bc i banned him for being an asshole and in another server he still tries to be an asshole

[hazy kestrel]

You’ve heard of Jorts, but what about…the Jouch?

[obsidian wren]

So he just looks like a chud

[vivid zinc]

I don't know why you'd admit to anyone that you're a Discord moderator. You into some sort of humiliation kink?

[formal mortar]

But you said he was riding your meat

[little marten]

thats the noise i make when someone steps on my tail

[obsidian wren]

No, am just not chronically online so i dont care enough

[waxen sleet]

I said the same thing

[little marten]

spin us the yarn

weave your tale

[obsidian wren]

I think the guy has a crush on me

[tulip kettle]

I LOVE YOU GRANDFATHER NURGLE

[obsidian wren]

Or something

[hazy valley]

Accidentally oversharing in general chat is what we do here. It's cheaper than therapy

[vivid zinc]

Or they're severely mentally ill and you triggered a mental health crisis lol

[formal mortar]

like that girl I saw the other day who had a shirt that says "I ride cowboys" and tapped me on the shoulder and said "hey cowboy"

[sly quest]

Hayio

[modest flume]

Badminton Saskatchewan? He's cool

[obsidian wren]

He deserves it for attacking my mothers honor etc.

[waxen sleet]

Bingo, bango, bongo!

[vivid zinc]

Pretty much lol. This place is pretty fun for that

[hazy valley]

I love telling strangers biased stories about my life

[modest flume]

I ship it

[formal mortar]

Should I drink juice or chocolate milk?

[ember nimbus]

a girl once told me i look like bendadick cuminabitch and i lost all interest in her

[formal mortar]

Going to have ice cream later too

[sly quest]

UGH 🙄 you’re SO last season!!!

[modest flume]

Both

[formal mortar]

I like my short shorts

[little marten]

😔 i know 🙁

[obsidian wren]

Give me a hammer and him in a room for an hour and ill make sure he never talks to me again

[sly quest]

Hit up true religion

[formal mortar]

That makes you winter

[hazy kestrel]

I would too for that amount of cringe.

[sly quest]

Literally only good shorts ever.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeesh

[hazy valley]

I loved wearing short shorts to mess with my ex LMFAO

[waxen sleet]

Discordic Affections: the True Story of an Internet Romance, from Kitten to Concubine

[modest flume]

not my favorite fetish but I won't judge... openly

[little marten]

i do have withered limbs

[hazy valley]

She had a thing for them

[obsidian wren]

You are now on my list

[hazy kestrel]

I wish I could burn this out of my memory.

[modest flume]

"Look at the prize you lost"

[obsidian wren]

You too

[formal mortar]

My gf doesn't like when I wear anything that shows my everything out in public

[waxen sleet]

😂 😂 😂

[formal mortar]

So they are at home only sadly

[modest flume]

Me neither, put some pants on

[sly quest]

Question is… were you wearing them with tights or no.

[little marten]

CARGO SHORTS #1

[hazy valley]

I need the "you are not immune to propaganda" shirt and the "PROPAGANDA" written in big letters short shorts to match

[hazy valley]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no

[vivid zinc]

I got banned from grey sweats in public once

[formal mortar]

You're just jealous

[ember nimbus]

unc-core

[little marten]

why yes, i am a man of utility

[sly quest]

Sometimes based, sometimes not.

[modest flume]

[obsidian wren]

My only utility is making food disappear

[modest flume]

How can you tell? I mean, no I'm not

[formal mortar]

Never wore tights but Men in Tights is a great take on Robin Hood

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray, work is done in 30 minutes

[modest flume]

I get where she's coming from though

There's no prize for second place

(She's the first placer)

[obsidian wren]

Im calling your boss and telling them youre working overtime

[hazy valley]

I can't wear them with tights ALL the time. It's important to keep them guessing because teasing is half the game

[hazy kestrel]

Do not

[ember nimbus]

in germany we say: second place is first of the losers

[hazy kestrel]

I must be free

[modest flume]

I love cargo pants

[formal mortar]

Teasing creates body slams

[obsidian wren]

Buy me an elite controller for xbox

Neow

[hazy valley]

That's the other half of the game

[hazy kestrel]

Never

[obsidian wren]

Im enslaving you

[hazy valley]

I need to get back to work before I get in trouble agdkajflajfks bye

[formal mortar]

Tell your boss I said hello

[hazy kestrel]

Cool. You can’t enslave my will.

[vivid zinc]

cya!

[mystic fossil]

don't

[modest flume]

"Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but my milkshake keeps bringing all the boys girls to the yard, what do I do?"

[obsidian wren]

You underestimate my ability to gaslight

[modest flume]

Have fun, be safe, be home before 10

[hazy kestrel]

My old man is a master gaslighter

[formal mortar]

Do you also girlboss?

[sly quest]

Bye bye

[hazy kestrel]

I see your tricks

[obsidian wren]

I manboss

[formal mortar]

Nah, not the same

I'm getting juice

[waxen sleet]

How about gatekeeping?

[obsidian wren]

I spread my legs more than necessary and i cough like i have the plague

Im dadmaxxing

[modest flume]

GET BOTH

[obsidian wren]

Any game that has player collision i gatekeep people from supplies or healing

[modest flume]

He's doing his duty by guarding the gates

[waxen sleet]

In the name of the emperor?

[waxen sleet]

Based

[vivid zinc]

To be fair as a guy, you gotta spread the legs. Manspreading is a thing because balls are uncomfortable orbs of pain that get hot very quickly.

[formal mortar]

Got my mango/pineapple/orange/grape/passionfruit juice now to hunt monsters

[ember nimbus]

exterior like fish eggs

[obsidian wren]

I dont know what this means but ok

[modest flume]

Your boys gotta breathe, true

[ember nimbus]

||https://youtu.be/VqB1uoDTdKM?si=4bEAwDG07T0FO6PL||

[obsidian wren]

Balls are storage for piss

[modest flume]

while still respecting those around you of course

[ember nimbus]

the door stuck video is old enough to drink

holy fuck

[obsidian wren]

Hey man

Door stuck

I cant move

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean.

[obsidian wren]

DOOR STUCK

[waxen sleet]

See video

[hazy kestrel]

I feel like my hair went gray in an instant

[obsidian wren]

DOOR STUCK

DOOR STUCK

[south valve]

PLEASE, I BEG YOU

[obsidian wren]

DOOR STUCK

[modest flume]

Sampled in https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m34Cls1Vmd8&pp=ygUVUGVwaWJvdCBmYWN0b3J5IHRoZW5l

[obsidian wren]

D O O R S T U C K

[waxen sleet]

LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEENKINS

[amber delta]

balls sweaty
moms spaghetti

[modest flume]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[ember nimbus]

4 str 4 stam

[hidden whale]

soup... or pasta

hmmm

[obsidian wren]

WHENEVER I THROW A FLASHBANG ITS LIKE I SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A WET NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT WHEN I GET FLASHED, ITS LIKE A BIG BROLIC BLACK MAN NAMED REQUIS CAME UP BEHIND ME AND ||treated me nicely and gave me a hug||

[hidden whale]

leahter belt?

[sly quest]

Lasagna…

[waxen sleet]

Pasta is a soup

[modest flume]

Pasta

[obsidian wren]

Spaghetti or meat

[hidden whale]

no pasta is a salad

[obsidian wren]

Meat is the only correct answer

[waxen sleet]

Volume of sauce determines this?

[hidden whale]

if you have so much liquid sauce that its approaching a soup

youre eating noodle soup

or ramen

[ember nimbus]

if you are eating just pasta its a salad

if you put sauce on it its a soup

[waxen sleet]

Agreed... good science

[hidden whale]

no, even sauced pasta is still a salad

[formal mortar]

How loud is the sauce?

[ember nimbus]

lasagna of course is a sandwich

same as ravioli

[hidden whale]

yep

[formal mortar]

Ravioli is egg

[vivid zinc]

It's actually a caserole

[hidden whale]

humans are also sandwich