#general-chat
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Booze make me feel sleepy these day š“
YAY!!! i use bone saw, braced autogun, blackouts with chem stacks, enhanced desperado and gunslinger improved
I like hammers
yeah, im a real light sleeper but a lil alcohol helps me sleep better. trying not to rely on it tho
Just a lil every night is fine
real. in bardin memory my first havoc 25 was done with thammer
and lasgun but mostly thammer
I used bonesaw maybe twice and thought it was the worst thing I ever tried idk how to make it work
autogun desperado is based tho
my mum just made me anxious about taking anything for sleeping problems, she's a hypocondriac and now i am too š©
I'll be real, I wasn't thinking of bardin, but the whole Diablo 4 x Warcraft thing has got me thinking about WC3 paladins and the mauls they fight with.
it has pretty low cleave (which is fine to an extent bc of its serrated blade or whatever) but i wanna be able to swap the toxin coating faster so it blends better with combat
slight cleave bump would be appreciated seeing as chem DoTs are being nerfed (good change overall but bone saw wasn't exactly performing too well before)
i thought of bardin bc mk ii thammer moveset is like bardin's two-handed hammer from vt
BallBuster Gunker?
wc3 paladins 
Exactly, someone understands, why bust brains when I can bust their balls

Much more effective
I made a new zealot named Uther, even bought him a snazzy outfit so that he would look more like a paladin
such a good idea. i gotta replay the RTSs at some point
now I need to find a mod than changes brain burst particle effect from enemy head area to enemy crotch area
Same, I love WC3, I still haven't actually played the expansion
my BG3 character is a drow oath of vengeance paladin >:3
with a septum piercing and cool goth makeup
OAT BREAKAAAAAAA
Sorry
Habit
so long as he isn't krieg

based
the original is still great. you just have something new to look forward to one day 
I've never gone a full bg3 run without breaking my oat at least a dozen times
my canonical belief is that brain burst is just psykers projecting the entirety of boku no pico into a heretic's brain instantly
Divine smiting the tiefling to get laezel down is apparently against the oat
beaming Redo of Healer directly into someone's cranium
brain bust
redo of healer is actually peak storytelling

if anything itd be beaming one piece or detective conan, given how many epsiodes there are
Instantly beam the entire lore of Warhammer 40k into someone's head
insert man writing fire gif
Including pre 40k

It's the peak of something for sure
i stopped when animelab was kil
I watch some stuff but nowhere near what I used to consume
Hello aki

Like I'm excited for season 2 of edgerunners and dungeon meshi
I have watched a totsl of 2-3 animes
Hello my friending
i know crunchyroll is there and i still watch anime but mostly it's just like... whatever. i watched kamisama kiss recently. the dudes in that are hot
those two are very high on my list also
Does King of the Hill count as an Anime?
yuh
Wist they're making edgerunner 2?
Ye
Noice.
yeah, new story, new characters
^
i'm edging so hard rn
not a sequel
Still just as excited ngl
If The Water Magician doesn't get a season 2 I'm going to shit my pants and jump all over tokyo
hey i use remembrancer too :3
its about a reporter of some sort iirc
Of course, it's the best Title after all
in japan this is referred to as "unemployed activities"
Reject beats all titles ngl
yea i think it is
What are they reporting about?
it's not purple š
Based title tbh... but not the best
Setting?
most likely they saw some crazy corpo shit going down
Color means naught when I can be a reject
i just gleaned all that from the poster they released, but yeah it should be good 
japan is a nice horror game setting. like the aesthetic. i hope chilla's art start to make like longer games in the future
Long as adam smasher js there
I am content
You know what else is a nice horror setting?
yeah i wonder if its pre or post 2077. i can see it being set after tho, to bridge the gap for cyberpunk 2
Literally any place
like chilla's art horror games are really nice but they're usually a bit short for my liking

they're also making cyberpunk 2. after the witcher 4 ofc. i hope the witcher 4 has a nilfgaard-based setting (like toussaint in tw3)
Probably post
Imma be honest... I never played Cyberpunk nor watched the show, and I might keep it that way just bc it annoys some people that I haven't.
Kinda like how I've never had Chick-Fil-A
rahhh
i cant wait for witcher 4
i've never had chick-fil-a but that's bc we don't have it in australia
our kfc is better than american kfc tho. zinger burgers are good
Chick fil a mid as hell good bullet dodge
Fair enough, but you should see some people's faces when I say I haven't... Popeyes is the best,
if it wasn't for nostalgia all american fast food would suck
i mean look i'm defo excited. i think the whole ciri as the new protag was... a bit banal. like it's not BAD, but it's defo the "playing it safe" route
It does
In-n-out was only OK because it was a pretty good burger but the price point was AWESOME
IT was the cost to quality ratio that made it good
Growing up McDonalds and Burger King was the shit: Fries, Nuggies, a Toy, the Playplace, the Commericals with the fun mascots, and all the bright colors... and now its all slop.
like i wanted them to do a further-future setting and take a risk, like 300 years after tw3 where witchers use muskets with steel and silver balls depending on normal or monster, but i'm also happy to see ciri's story continue.
as long as they have a nilfgaard-based setting i won't be complaining a lot
feed a man a large KFC zinger box meal he will protect you no matter what
like not just nilfgaard specifically, i'd take ANY nilfgaardian land. toussaint was an excellent choice for tw3 and something like that in tw4 would make me happy
yeahhhh >:3
quite literally the bento box of australia
Not slop: office themed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUPXRjE_q0c
Like, look at this relic of the late 80s: A Burger King Commercial in the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. A preserved piece of a media where things were less slop.
It's hard to resell a building with pizza hut's red ass roof
my friend back in high school gave me a proper massage during lunch break in exchange for a zinger box
thats a deal
Start a new chain called Pizza Shack, bring back the salad bar and all you can eat deals, profit
zinger box.. š¤¤
look what i've started >:3
All fastfood businesses would do that because they are rotting in puddles
no the MOMENT my dad discovered door dashing and online food ordering he got addicted to ordering kfc with zinger burgers every time
True... sad that's what they are thing about long term-wise: Flipping the building rather than a burger.
they used to make the gravy with yesterdays crumbs from the deep friar at kfc
Also no play place
Now i cannot chase smaller people around plastic tubes of hell infested with unknown diseases
every weekend we would have KFC cause my dad just kept doordashing 
kfc potato and gravy was all my mother could palate when she had her wisdom teeth removed
That too! I have two sons, and the play places are less than half the size of the ones of the ones from when I was their size.
thats fair
Fast food businesses are doing so back they're doing shitty teen: remember this food when you were younger and ate unhealthy?
Come to my black box that looks like id serve you a fucking lawsuit than a shitty taco
Also it's overpriced
Just make your own home foods atp

I'd argue the food is even MORE unhealthy now than it was back then... the whole thing is just sad.
yeah. i prefer to eat home-cooked meals
red rooster fucked up the flayva wrap. it used to be so good. ill never forgive them
$10 big mac
i had a mate who worked at red rooster back in high school. on my old phone i had the cctv footage he sent me of him getting a tray full of hot gravy poured on him
they didnt at my one

it was obv an accident
that shit is so hot hopefully they didnt get scarred
he bumped into the other worker and it just sorta happened. idk how he didn't get burned. it musn't have been as hot as it should've been
They came out looking like Sloth from the Goonies
i gotta rewatch that what a movie
or maybe they were on the way to reheat it or whatever the hell i'm not sure.
idk what they do with gravy at red rooster š
Is red rooster a UK resturant?
nah it's australian
Restaurant
Oh
red rooster to an american comparison is like Arbys
Dude i am so sorry your government funded an animation studio and a shovelware game over fixing its housing crisis

So shit?
this shit's so fucking ass
well just the dead store looking part and you dont see people go there yet they make money
why does australia get fucking red rooster while the philippines get jollibee?
the food is actually decent

I mean
in my city there is something sorta similar to jollibee's
Five night's at freddy's fangsme
jollibee is so good...
id like mos burger to be in australia, so good
Cultural Exchange on Discord: Fast Food Edition
I HATE fastfood
my mamma makes a filipino dish. it's like a pork with a red sauce and she cuts up pineapples into the sauce, served with rice. i forget the name
I dont mind it, as long as its not something you eat like everyday
No, you want Wafflehouse
fuck sydney!
brisbane too in qld side
ill take both
Buy her dinner first?
I go to wafflehouses to see 40 year old men beat up an innocent person over syrup
ive only noticed they go to sydney and say "yeah we will open more in other states but wont say in the year 2029 and 2030"
of course 
you got all that time to use the brain to realise sydney isnt the only known state

i bought an m240 lmg from a waffle house bathroom in 2013
Evefy other fastfood place can fall and die
I found an american quarter at a Commbank recently
why is wafflehouse like a place people go at to fight lmao 
But keep wafflehouses

As you do, of course
What'd you think?
i wanna try wendys, the square patties must taste different since they're from square cows surely 
Was it state-themed or a normal one?
we don't have much western fast food joints where am at

So state-themed
Lame
australian wendy's isn't even remotely the same as american wendy's it's hilarious
australian wendy's sells hot dogs, milkshakes and donuts lmao
ive tried before
only in new zealand
I miss Fazollis...
because who doesnāt wanna indulge in fisticuffs and then enjoy an all star breakfast platter after?
i actually googled, we have 3 in Perth and im super surprised
There's a time and place for everything and waffle house is the time and place to beat the shit out of the nearest unarmed person
a place where a customer has to prove the customers are right in a fight
i go to waffle house so the smoker waitress spits in my breakfast
perf
u get free food that way? 
Bc Dennys is for hangovers only, duh
Do you stick out your tongue and try to catch the phlegm?
no you get beat up
hell yeah brother, you think i'm a poser?
my first experience with waffle house was during hurricane katrina, and they still stayed open
LMAO
as long as you're not south australian i fw u
i expected nothing else
south australians aren't humans, they're fauna
The day it closes... run, run as far north as possible
Wafflehouse is a cinderblock built for the apocalypse
wait sydney has a wingstop? god i hate them even more
more like hurricane tortilla
Doesnt have to be Australia
South- anywhere
South US
South Americaā¦
iāll die with waffle house before I go north 
South side
Nah South US is nicd
Ive been there many-a time
I live there
Like a different world
Florida is just a state away
when were we human in the first place
Fair enough.
the crazy part is, waffle house isnāt necessarily amazing, itās quite literally the most average southern diner chain ever made, but itās consistently average and never disappoints
the discovery of agriculture is arguably what separates humans from animals

like pre-agriculture humans were just monkeys 2
Be careful ordering eggs from the awful waffle btw
Monkeys 2: Electric Boogaloo
with agriculture, we established like dedicated settlements and civilisation instead of being bitch ass nomads
Your ass is the warp in disguise >.>
and because of agricultural advancements, we now have a gooning epidemic
ā¹ļø
Their ass is the Underdark in disguise

Apparently roblox children have grown up enough to start learning morse code
shout out to my homies takkar, roshani and ull from 10,000 BC, keeping it real
Yes
Their brains have begun to function
Scary thought
Is grandpa here?
make them watch cocomelon
āMen only want one thing and itās disgustingā
āThen wash itā
my niece and nephew arenāt allowed to watch anything brainrot like that
good boy
they are only allowed to watch bluey and dragon tales
fixing brainrot, one at a time
How do Australians feel about Bluey?
Australians love bluey
i LOVE swansea
cease to exist
They all get together and watch it on the big screen
marrying him immediately
me with a bluey plushy oh yeah its ait not the best

i never got to watch it and it's not of interest. but to my knowledge it's very good for children due to it having toned-down colours, isn't whacky and whimsical and being a lot better for their development than like 99% of shows for children and by a large margin
bluey is unironically a pretty alright show
Ive watched it through with my niece and little cousins
The problem with Bluey as a show is that my sons are not a Bluey and Bingo... I have a Muffin and Socks.
Im pretty sure bluey becoming internationally knowledge is bc it did so well in Australia
Since it is an Australian show
how tf do ppl take baths
Ed edd n eddy was better
and like
itās goated
i couldn't stand to be with my thoughts for too long
one of my fav shows as a kid
That was my youth... on Sunday mornings with Mr. Rogers and Teletubbies
Bc we dont have bath tubs
We have showers
i have showers. it's good, hose it off
Showers beat bathtubs
doesn't leave me AS alone with my thoughts
remember the old strawberry shortcake show?
mouthwashing is such a cool game
hello chat I have woken up after almost a year in a coma, last I played darktide they just released my favourite class Arbites I must have missed so much I can't wait to see what incredible new cosmetics they added for Arbites
Sometimes i close my eyes and let the water pat against my lips
and also hamtaro
i liked ren and stimpy as a kid. my dad had the uncensored episodes
It is very pleasuring to me
And good dental practice and care
And then the creator ended up having a lifelong affair with an underage girl
no... no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why, gods, whyyyy do you do this?!
why is this not uprising giving the weird dark vibes of the show
stop touching kids people fucking pleaseeeeee
You didnt know that?
NO
sorry gng
many people donāt know that the director for the jeepers creepers movies was a violent pedo
yeah that checks out
thatās why kill count on YT refuses to do his movies
Ah Hollywood
The next reason we have child labor laws
After yk. The pipe cleaner kids
The children yearn for the factories and deformities
And the voice of the child who played Ducky from the original Land Before Time was murdered by her father bc he was jealous of her... so long as we are ruining childhoods.
Oh yeah i remembered that
pretty simple: I don't want to kill myself
Guys im starting to think that everyone back then was a piece of shit
She was 10 years old as I recall
But maybe that's just a hunch
Make the children strong again
Allow them to benefit society
And develop a drinking problem at 14
good man
although it's not a matter of WANTING to
Let them get the big charger arm like left for dead to press and lift car parts better
it's like an intrusive thought thing
Maybe, just maybe, they were pieces of shit then... and there are pieces of shit now... maybe there were pieces of shit everywhere all along?
pussy shit i was debating whether or not to quite drinking wine at 3
Im so disappointed i wasnt trading stocks at 4 weeks old
Mfw i needed my meth fix straight out the womb
i had to be cut out bc my umbilical cord was tied around my neck š¤
wild shit. i was done before i was even born š
The Holy Trinity of Lead, Asbestos, and Microplastics... uniting us all and making us Whole
I had to be shoved back in bc i was coming out the wrong way
And Lyme disease
But i cant prove that one
Yet...
yeah... that one Ticks me off
i wasn't born of woman, i can kill macbeth (shit play like most shakespeare)
Friend of mine was too.
He likes kink shiz
I joke that heāll leave the same way he came in
none but we had a great time regardless
lmaooo
a new peggle game is coming out
Peggle
Poggle
who's pegging?
Piggy?
"I have the conch!"
Talking decapitated pig head
Bro is bored during quarantine
makes a bunch of play parodies
people have no taste so they think it's genuinely the best around
?????
Profit
z
I have eaten my lunch
yurm
teach hunger a lesson
7 whole minutes without a message is kinda crazy lemme break that silence
How's chat doing
I got off like 2 hours ago myself, was indeed horribly boring
Hell yeah, hmu when ur gaming again

agree
romeo and juliet is actually one of the worst examples of character writing like ever lmao
You ever noticed they don't call us rejects anymore in the patch notes
every subsequent work inspired by romeo and juliet is better
not bc they're good but bc romeo and juliet sucks
they want to be inclusive and not every class is a reject
yeah it's acolytes now
they should be calling us pre servitors
mouthwashing is actually the origin of my discord username
"that boozed up bastard has been biding his time until he can save himself"
peak
Back when this community was super straw graspy I remember people said the rejects thing was insulting
Casual Goober lore dump

i got called "straw-grasping" bc i think combat blade and duelling sword are too fast compared to similar options lmao
I'll grasp your straw 
i remember this though it was so wild how ppl got mad about the CMs just... calling us what our characters are called
When communities are generally angry they can quickly fall in to "the stupid zone" where people are just angry for the sake of being angry
just had 4x heresys just fail in a row cause people keep leaving
See currently helldivers 2
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
idk whats harder at this point
i dunno about that. hd2 has a lot of issues and most ppl have valid criticism
like enemies are poorly-designed and they make changes that no one asked for
and then it all exploded when arrowhead showed very much that they were just going deeper and deeper into corpo hell
Correct but then you go in to the stupid zone like complaining story archs aren't instantly completely 2 weeks after the automaton one just finished
it's a looong time of bullshit that is just simmering and simmering
yeah i mean those ppl exist but... fuck em ykwim
there'll always be ppl who aren't logical
ppl who are always gonna be mad regardless of what devs do
lol helldivers
sale when
next week


wen 95% off
(including playerbase)
like humans for 95% off or games
are we getting expeditions reset today or will Fatshark just let them die quietly?
still need my pants.
Awaken @sleek harness @brazen pelican @shell goblet @sly quest
@elder merlin
Awaken @delicate vapor

Only pinged you to make you feel more welcomed


when a game goes 95% off you know the playerbase is as well
It'll die quietly don't worry
Then skulls will happen
And the new class will be unveiled
we need to breed more gamers
Project Faker looking ahh
(this node will be bugged and fatshark will fix it in september)
Oh and another community event about gathering ram
So we can unlock shitfuck node v2
The playerbase disappeared just like @little marten's father, the game released and they went out for a pack of smokes and never returned
i almost choked on cigarette smoke
I hope the new community node will require 100k salvage
And all they'll give you for reaching it is a pat on the back
Oh god please no, that's another week of government-mandated vacation due to work-related injuries.
Friend tried spelling out Hantavirus to me

He almost got it once
7 minutes 7 minutes is all I need to eat these burgers
how did he spell it
hantaviirus
Close
hantvirussy
Please god if youre hearing me please let me find a good 40k artist that charges cheap for a scene commission, amen
they're an artist from 40k
Never

from the drukhari specifically
Fuck 
Die
Theres an artist i really like but his commissions are so fucking expensive
A scene is 500+ USD

BOOB MORNING EVERYONE
Hello Eli! Why didnāt you stay n played yesterday? 
Stop copying my messages š¤¬
hentoiviros
I keep finding vintage juicy stuff
Fihh
ez, they dont want them
Either dead relative's stuff they dont have space to or money problems id figure
or cursed
They literally could sell them.
Or just going "yeah this has been around for too long but i dont wanna throw it away... its time someone else got their hands on these"
Hopefully all my homies will get to the point of not caring for money one day 

Yeah, I agree....... yo can I borrow 5 dollars?
Darktide not installed and also burnt out
Actually, yeah
If you wanna
Oh Eli Iām so sorry:( hope youāre okay, if you ever wanna talk weāre all here for you

remember to drink 3 gallons of mouthwash every day
Mouthwash mentioned
oh im 100% ok darktide is not fun to me until something big happens
can swansea be my dad
Nothing ever happens 
i love him so much

install dorotide
He was okay, but I really canāt get over Curly
Everyday⦠I feel bad for that man.
BOOOO JIMMY BOOOO WE HATE YOU
Such a waste of a beautiful design, he had so much potential BUT OF COURSE he had to be a dick.
oystertide
i couldnt be in curley's situation id be beating the fuck out of jimmy
I mean, thatās what any normal person would do. They did make him way too ā pure ā at first n it kinda threw me off 
i wish
My headcannon is that theyre all actors and Mouthwashing was just a movie they were performing on
This is confirmed from the Game Awards where theyre animated in suits and talking like long friend actors
YES I SAW THAT⦠thankfully 
Also wanna see my hat.
Its so peak
But I gotta get back first I canāt do shit here
Ooo a strawberry yoms
w

i cant wait for control resonant
i really hope they didnt manage to fuck up the storyline with it
Guys, how do I get the opportunity to upload images to the chat?
buh
ok
Initially, I wanted to ask if there was some kind of mod that would allow hiding Surgut seals on skins and wanted to attach a screenshot to this case
Is there such a mod?
Not sure but there is a link to the Darktide Modders discord in #šcommunities to ask there
𦪠𦪠š¦Ŗ
hell no
class chats are cesspools i'll just stick to no perms š
we will rebuild general
i mean yeah they are
zealot chat called me a larper
if i see one more dead crusher i'm calling ASPCA
they're ENDANGERED STOP KILLING THEM
like ppl in class chats will legit say "you must play malice lmao" if you say that you don't think vet is underpowered
Elitism is a thing in those chat, i must agree
yes this person who is clearly more skilled than me from their position... must be a malice player!!!!!!!!
bc strawmanning is easier
buff other enemies pls
vet is so not underpowered wtf
zealot chat is image dump
vet is one of the stronger classes
i know i know
theres no limit to the larp
noob
give zola her scummer tats fatshark
noop
hello
i get a little gay off that diet soda
me watching the hive scum go down every 5 seconds while using shivs, rampage, needle pistol
noob
yes this is a problem
nerf thammer buff evis pls
š„¤
my issue with evis is that both movesets are unappealing to me
pls pls pls give me one with mk xiiig chainsword moveset
i will be unkillable
What aboit Monster Zero?
I am willing to kill somebody for a chainaxe with a good moveset
hmmmm do i play mortis or auric
good luck tryna get players in mortis dawg š
why yes here's your mk with all light attacks being swings and all heavy being overheads
and here's your mk with all lights being overheads and all heavies being swings
incredible
mk x relic blade mogs mk xv evis moveset
i get a little divorced off that monster zero
Chaxe 12? 
i love having weapons that can actually use heavy vanguards AND strikedowns, as well as light vanguards AND strikedowns
like pls make chaxe better for mobility and maybe give it a few extra moves
or make it two-handed instead of virgin one-handed chaxe
i remember in the darkest days of the DS meta, i was playing with three DS users as a chaxe vet and it was the most fucking annoying shit

i was constantly being left behind not bc i wasn't keeping up but bc they were so much fucking faster, and they kept taking 99% of kills
whenever i'd get an enemy close to death they'd steal the last 1 HP
most unsatisfying match of all time
Awaken

Anybody for some gaaaaames?
attemptinggg haha i keep dozing
Oh, then get some more sleep
hmmm
i just woke :3 i should be free around midday today :3 just gotta run to our storage locker and then i can play some games today :3
v excited abt my new setup so i've been enjoying it before i start working here in the next week haha
streets are saying hobgoblin bolt thrower class shadowdrops tomorrow
tung tung class next
Instagram is so weird. I made a comment on something and some guy said I was "to stupid". So I asked if they meant to stulid or too stupid..
Instagram removed that question, said I was being rude 
How you all feel about 'Split talent āDemolition Stockpileā into different replenish timers for each Blitz
Krak Grenades from 60s to 90s'? I don't like it. They realize some ppl also use kraks vs maulers and bosses? But those weren't reduced just crushersš
In the not so distant future of 2040. Being mean is a crime punishable by the law
Only one man can change that
One, explosive man
fighting a bully? Straight to jail!
If it really matters, get demo team.
Unless you play only malice, it will help with 'nade refills.
yeah being mean should be illegal cause if you're mean to me ill cry
I guess but i still think its kindA bunk
lol butthurt guy after trying to be mean reported you
I think it's fine given Vet has Demo Team too. A lot of classes don't even get grenade replenishment at all. Vet has Demo Team, Demo Stockpile and Field Improv as options you pretty much always want for extra grenades during a run
only I can be mean! noone else can be mean to me!
And Crusher spawns were just nerfed
So the main threat you wanted to use Kraks on are reduced pretty noticeably
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this is true
I also like to use em vs maulers and bossess to save ammo tho
You still can
It just averages less grenades during a match now
And since you have less important targets for Kraks that's fine imo
If they'd just nerfed Demo Stockpile but left Crusher spawns alone that'd be one thing
ugh
As it is I don't think it hurts Vet much
Plus they have Bulwarks next on the chopping block
I think long term the Stockpile nerf to Kraks is fine
š
I smoke 2 joints and fuck havoc 40
I actually think they should bring their count back at 2 tbh
after a lil bit of monstrous maelstrom spamming I find my kraks always at the ready for bosses
there's just not many targets I wanna throw my kraks at anymore ( which is a good thing )
I'd agree with this. 2 baseline, 3 with Grenadier for Kraks
HELLO ALEX!!!!!!!
hmmm

tweaking out rn my internet went out in the MIDDLE of a mortis trial
i was on wave 12
deserved cus ur playing without me
noob
noob u
you were sleeping
grrrr
Chaos is kinda cringe if you think about it
what the nurgle
One day i'll be good at Darktide again
i'll play with you today ! my wife and i are also kinda working out the kinks with our new net so we've been playing lower diffs too :3
darktide more like noobtide
Its Auric or nothin
i only say this because alex plays darktide
i'll play some auric w you if it's just me but if/when my wifey joins i may have to bump it down or break off bc it's kinda slow with both of us on this internet still and she's not comfy in auric yet :(
Fair enough
I should goto sleep
What's your connection download and upload speed?
lemme tag along too later
I should be home in some hours
less than half of what it used to be at my old place
Know what is the weirdest hurdle right now for me in parenting? Enrolling my oldest in school in the fall... fck is it alot of paperwork and wow does it make me feel old.
i'm getting with my landlord this evening to upgrade the plan lmao
how is it?
bet !!!
I never heard that bout paperwork actually
Damn that's probably gonna be hard to work with yeah
YAY !!!
Anybody else think the chaos spawn is the worst monstrosity after burgle?
It sucks, it helps that I'm a teacher and know people, but I'm trying to get him into the school I teach at... he's going to be a Kindergartener
it sounds like you're doing a great job already man
I will consume it
you wouldn't dare,,,,,,,
Delicious internets
Like i can handle a plogryn and beast master and a deamonhost . I can't handle a chaos spawn by myself
The confusing part is that I teach in a different state than I live in, its a 10 minute jump over the border, but that's enough to cause an issue.
Internet is a series of tubes, must be penne pasta
It's sushi
The round kind
Sharks know what's up
okiii :3 i'm lowk still waiting for my wifey to wake up so we can lug a bunch of shit to our storage locker and then i got a bunch of chores but should be free around like 7 or so eastern time :3
We love fish log
i'll ping all of you when i am free 
ooouuuuu I hope you guys get to set everything up before you rest on darktide w us. you said landlord comes in the evening?
we're mostly set up !! just getting boxes and stuff for long term storage out now :3 and yeah we're just gonna try upgrading the spectrum bc they probably have like the base plan here lmao
I lost a bet once and had to have my steam name set to bdsm cream due to a dumb whip joke
Idk why i told yall that
gonna barrel you noob,,,,
that's messed up...
makes senseee
i know but im evil,,,,
true,,,
Was a good conversation starter
Made a lot of folks laugh
WHAT cream???
The joke was - what is cream into? ||Getting whipped||
Hence bdsm
Clever 
It was for a bet and i'm a man of my word
got microplastics in my tum tum
ok that's funny
Rookie shit, try macro plastics
I think i had it for around a year
Yall don't eat plastic bottles after you finish drinking?
CRONCH!
microplastic is stored in the balls
I eat the bones if they're in my chicken or fish
And i dont mean nibbling on it i eat that entire thing
Save the planet. Protect the animals. Swallow that water bottle like a snake by unhinging your jaw
going out to this new burger joint
urger joint
How did they make burger weed?
I'm killing you neo
true....
mallow we need to get on and get gaming again
those twin fights were embarassing
im available
not rn silly
I can hop on tomorrow
people talk about urger joints but never talk about yearner joints
sick
Alexander after getting an A in the crochet class
Joinks
bwaaa
i wanna game but i also kinda wanna sweat a little bit
may not vc
when i vc i get too goofy
the homo is here.......
his fucking status is insane
that's my goat I fear
I yearn for one thing and one thing only, like no other
Send Buff Babes?
fluoride stare
Cat when he sees a burger that it can haz
Throw it at a wall at high speed
Oh, well, that too, yes
the juxtaposition is insane
idk what i want to play
i should finish system shock remake
but cyberpunk is like right there
good idea
Roll a dice
It helped me pick some of my backlog up again
heads is system shock tails is cyberpunk and if it falls off the table darktide
table š
fuck i dont have enrgy today
Lmao council reminding me to vote like 5 days after the vote took place
Buy a gas station energy drink
nah
Smart
i odont drink those
šŖ¤
Trucker sludge coffee if you have a caffeine addiction problem, regular coffee if not
vote your favourite wanker
nah dont give me solutions
its combination of low atmospheric pressure and me being sick
trucker.. sludge?
My uncle was a trucker so I am vaguely aware they drink special coffee so thick it is actual sludge
It will keep you awake
welp no one's online to do auric quickplay so i guess i get to play other game..... sighs and rubs my belly
rub baldo
what a sweetheart
it's always playstation players that don't ready up I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IHATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
hhmmmm
do i play dt
or do i play bonelab
i hope b-side gets announced soon i LOVE it's concept

throws you at the wall
touys thats how my baby niece says it
Time to chew that coffee and get that bread
tuoys?!!
Playe, tuoy s wme
chew that coffee and drink that bread
never
Drinkable bread when
you play with your toys YOURSELF
Putting my bread in the blender now
Kvassšŗ
drink yeast
You speakin in cheems or somethin?
Drink cactus juice.
8 tons of recaf? Perfection
thats 37g
Would you guys say HD2 has better longevity/replayable gameplay loop than Darktide?
no
No.
farming simulator has better gameplay loop than hd2
Darkest Dungeon 1 and 2 have greater replay loop value than hd2
can ypu boys me axplain what lfg im suppoesed to be : o im astrian, so middel europe but im confused. i look for some friends to play with lel
DD2 wagon sequence š©
Nein 
emea
thank you very much
Peak symbolism... took forever to recruit my boy Reynauld but was worth it
Whyās it so popular then
idk
Im gonna get piled on but better than Darktide imo, once you find the weapons you like and get them maxed out this game just becomes grinding the same 7-8 missions for penances or Havoc rank over and over, at least you have new weapons and stratagems and shit to earn all the time in Helldivers
maybe because of good start
The average IQ of gamers has lowered a lot in recent years and HD2 is very casual so maybe thatās why
Well, farming sims are popular bc all men yearn to return to a simpler life
Plus monthly content
i think he meant hd2
how dare you be right about my intelligence,,,,
Oh, in that case, I dunno
The average iq of gamers is uhh, kinda concerning ngl
like some people outright REFUSE TO READ anything game tells them
I used to think this until I went out of my way to try different builds on gameslantern and learn new weapons to have fun
Ah, yeah I wondered about that. Like in Darktide, games awesome but fatshark put 0 progression features after you get level 30 max weapons and rolls. Like no way to increase level or unlock new stuff after, I donāt get why they donāt add it, itās such an easy thing to do. Instead we have to rely on mods
that why for all its fault i really like fs25
That's what penances are for, many of them are skilled based...
Cuz once I hit level 30 and get max weapons and trinkets I have no desire to play anymore so I just level up a new class
because EVERY SINGLE MECHANIC is in games handbook
Also thereās no seasonal resets
it was exactly the same in vt2?
So itās like okay I guess I just play the same guy who has optimal perks and weps
like if you want seasonal games go play tarkov after seasonal characters come out
also you can just idk
Or Marathon š
remove your characters?
Doesnāt have to be seasonal but even DRG has a progression system
Dead game
Or come on here and ask, "Admech when?"
what proggresion? after you get all overclokcs what is there?
(Dat was the joke)
Seems to be the most skill based extraction shooter yet no one wants to play it
tarkov
tempted to write yuri
That art style gives me a fuckin headache
Thatās a knowledge check game first and foremost
No
Marathon has actual movement mechancis
Honestly I get it. Life is hard enough as it is I want games that are enjoyable and make me feel powerful. As I get older the less I want to compete with others and just thrive, so most BR or MOBAs just like... have fallen off for me
Good, seasons in games is dumb slop
Bro's sleep texting
Agreed in COD style games but kinda necessary in extractions
Wow, there was a 3 hour lag on that lmao
Darktide is that nice spot where there's lots of mechanics to learn and improve and just enough variety that it doesn't feel super super super repetitive.
mate everything you talk about seems like darktide is simply not hte game for you
what else to tell you
I do happen to be a sleepwalker sometimes
I still play fighting games, those are fun. I like extraction shooters and marathon is the only one I think is worth playing but itās dead
Nobody likes being steamrolled by the same god players with vaults full of loot
Idk why FS are a bunch of dumbasses. How hard is it to add progression levels.
I'm going to sleepsteal a 50 from your wallet
what proggresion lvls
like
explain what you want
What's the Brazilian currency?
I think he wants level 150
The Picahna
Itās corny how one level 30 could have just hit level 30, then another has 3k hours at level 30 and LOOK EXSCTLY THE SAME
I'd like more Penance levels... I like unlocking skill based content, it reminds me of the good ol days of Halo: Reach.
i think more like drg prestiges
What wallet
how about fuckshark adds goddamn prestige levels
We are in the new age
Medium rare currency
DRG is another GREAT game
I'm going to steal all your aquilas
Yes. How fucking hard is it. Give us a cool border I donāt want to rely on mods for a basic ahh feature
idk what to tell. the more you will bitch about the less will change. monkeys paw in fatshark basement is confirmed thing
Shocker, borders are cosmetics in this game
What does that mean
read up on monkeys paw
DRG you get a cool metallic frame and thereās stars for each new prestige which makes it standout
and in dt it would entail even more elitism than it already has
Tbf though Helldivers 2 is severely lacking in this department too lol, endgame progression of any kind is one of the most requested things in that game rn. Weapon customization isnāt bad but needs more
Havoc level is already enough to show your "skill"
Ah so endgame is still pretty weak in hd2? Darktide seems to have a pretty good endgame by now
why ,,skill,, ?
It's because the end game is the game
Some people get carried though Havoc
a lot of the eldest members of this server play for the sake of playing
me included
When I played HD2 every mission felt exactly the same. Open map where you run around while your other teammates are doing their own thing and you just do basic objectives, extract.
That's true of any game. Even super competitive games like CS and LoL with ratings have a problem where people get carried.
But at a certain point, you become uncarriable normally.
If you're actually bad
Isnāt havoc easy
I mean, it's gameable. I had somebody carry me through Havoc 40 on sunday where all I had to do was die
I heard a big complaint in this chat is that itās too easy maybe fatshark can make harder difficulties
but it was a very specifc mission with a very specific build with very specific modifiers. Wouldn't work every time
I don't know where you heard that

Just because a small percentage of people are saying it doesn't mean it's what the majority think
the vast majority of players are not on twitter/reddit/discord complaining
Couple people in here the other day were saying this game is soooo easy thereās no challenge. Iāll try to find their names. Iām guessing elitist shitheads
they just quietly enjoy it with their friends/pubs or they stop playing if they hate it.
I solo h40 every 10 minutes, with my feet, using a drum controller
feet pics where
Only Tides
Darktide gameplay loop is definitely the best I can find I just want a reason to play once Iām level 30 and have max weapons. Havoc is for premade groups, I play solo.
you know what they say about havoc
Honestly, I'm surprised there's no Ultimate bravery mode yet
Like where you get a randomized tree + abilities across the team, and have to make it work
and weapons haha
and curios
They should add a chaos wastes type mode or like a dungeon mode where you fight bosses as you make your way through- like challenge runs
And then add ranks to the challenge runs
Like make a leaderboard - who gets the best times
Speaking of random fun, anybody want to do secret hard mode karnak twins on EU?
so weaves
And if you get a high rank you get special cosmetics
I solo havoc all the time you don't really need premades just to party finder with randos
that absolutely EVERYBODY hated
Nor do you have to talk
You mean solo queue
Yeah solo queue apologies
And hereās something you can grind for after level 30 thatās not cosmetic or penance: rank - you do something like havoc challenge runs and you get ranked by your time, deaths, damage and overall efficiency at the end. Thereās a scoreboard and rank given after each run.
There would be a leaderboard to see who can get the fastest times (similar to WoW challenge dungeons in MoP).
Youāre rank would be displayed on your profile and you can get a ruby/sapphire portrait for whatever rank. Then you also get exclusive cosmetics and maybe animations to show off.
Thatās what the game needs.
Also to do these challenge runs you must be level 30 and have a certain gear score to qualify
Or maybe have completed damnation first
this is the reason havoc exists
Lots of people
Why does havoc have all those things
so exactly 3 normal and the chinese
You're telling me, let's say the top 0.01% of players who get this border/animations, is lots of people?
is a game that has around 10k concurrent players
We can give it to cole
As a treat
haha








