general-chat

[dire kayak]

bites you

[obsidian wren]

Name one person that lived a life of luxury and pure carelessness that turned out with a kind blameless heart

[dire kayak]

goofy is you

noob

[mystic fossil]

do you live in texas

[jaunty path]

no

[lilac crag]

name me a needle in a haystack bruh

[mystic fossil]

do you just have readily available brisket?

[obsidian wren]

Fatass (gimme)

[jaunty path]

Joshua Jone Jaykins

[obsidian wren]

Idk who that is so i win

[limpid vigil]

JOJO REFRENCE

[lilac crag]

thats ti

rango im beating you

with cement blocks

[obsidian wren]

I welcome the pain

[lilac crag]

cement block

[limpid vigil]

can i eat em after? I need my crunchies

[obsidian wren]

Beat me.

[jaunty path]

I already have issues not thinking ur pfp is weather report

[lilac crag]

why are you eating cement blokcs????

[delicate vapor]

Cement
That’s concrete

[limpid vigil]

cuz i need my crunchies

[fiery wave]

Only if excessive sadism and cruelty.

[delicate vapor]

You just read my mind

[limpid vigil]

kinda fair honestly

[jaunty path]

humanity is gay

[obsidian wren]

Maybe goober has a mineral deficiency

[dire kayak]

that's me

[wintry fog]

we're all reading this in the same voice

[dire kayak]

i eat cement blocks

[fiery wave]

It just tells me someone is entertained by my extreme lack of luck.

[timber elk]

Bulma briefs from dragon ball

[limpid vigil]

it was a good pamphlet

[obsidian wren]

Irl person

Not idealized slop

[timber elk]

Keenu reeves

[dire kayak]

i got sprite

wish me luck

[astral basin]

I mean. Empathy requires an understanding pain. Or consequences at least

[fiery wave]

Or hate for never being loved or cared for.

[delicate vapor]

So hungry

[marsh iris]

concaine bloks

[obsidian wren]

Youre all getting horsed

[limpid vigil]

eat the bananas (says the devil on your shoulder)

[lilac crag]

rain of horse

[limpid vigil]

you know you want to

[lilac crag]

be silly and be kind

[delicate vapor]

Wood fired pizza?

[timber elk]

WHAT! I ACTUALLY GAVE A GOOD ANSWER

[delicate vapor]

What did pizza do

[dire kayak]

im silly

[lilac crag]

true

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

man im so hungry i could eat a

...

[obsidian wren]

Horse be upon ye

[limpid vigil]

What a douchebag - pizza needed the money for the house downpayment

[marsh iris]

horsed

[limpid vigil]

neigh

[crude hull]

I'm so 'ungry, I could eat one o' them snivellers!

Ran out of corpse starch, hours ago sah!

[lilac crag]

but im so bored

[limpid vigil]

hi so bored im neo

[wintry fog]

Once again saying that heretic ogryns absolutely eat people

[delicate vapor]

Famished

[obsidian wren]

Hate and neglect often makes a man that offers his heart to the world in hopes to heal others, that or the other kind of man

[lilac crag]

bites your arm off

[limpid vigil]

kinky

[lilac crag]

i will explode you

[limpid vigil]

kinkier

[lilac crag]

thats true

[obsidian wren]

Horse be upon ye all

[lilac crag]

never be a piece of shit regardless of how much youve endured

[fiery wave]

Or withdraw in and grow bitter about everyone being luckier around.

[delicate vapor]

[wintry fog]

🐴 🫃

[lilac crag]

neo

you make me violent

[obsidian wren]

I hold no hate toward the people luckier than me, rather im just glad they didnt have to see what i have seen

[limpid vigil]

ok this has to stop cuz yall are beating a 💀 🐴 at this point

[obsidian wren]

Horts

[limpid vigil]

no one said something so kind to me before

[lilac crag]

grrrrr

[fiery wave]

Why is the world so unfair to me kinda way.

[limpid vigil]

[dire kayak]

[wintry fog]

-# and they as a class manufacture and maintain poverty by the very act of sifting excessive wealth up to themselves

[limpid vigil]

signature look of stupidiority

[delicate vapor]

Now it feels like I got sniped in the head with this headache

[limpid vigil]

you need the ibegooning?

cuz im not profin

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Im hortsing all of you

[lilac crag]

ok rango stop horse

[obsidian wren]

Until i die

[lilac crag]

you might get warned

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

mods r online

[obsidian wren]

🐴

[wintry fog]

no u

[obsidian wren]

Horts

[dire kayak]

you make me violent too,,,,

[south valve]

Horse?

[limpid vigil]

you do not know what profen means?

[obsidian wren]

Me when i consult the horse of knowledge and gambling power

[lilac crag]

i have that effect on people

[lilac crag]

they either spite me or wanna beat me

[delicate vapor]

Idk if we have

[dire kayak]

i wanna bite you

[lilac crag]

that too

[obsidian wren]

Get a room if youre going to be horny

[south valve]

I read that as "bite me"

[limpid vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J5JmxB0UCtw?feature=share

[lilac crag]

im not doing anything

[wintry fog]

excuse you, chat likes to watch

[fiery wave]

Is how it is.

[lilac crag]

goober just bites people

[dire kayak]

bites you

[obsidian wren]

Cuck

[lilac crag]

stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[obsidian wren]

Kills everyone

[delicate vapor]

Oh forgot I need to watch RWBY when I get home

[marsh iris]

take a big boite

[dire kayak]

never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[delicate vapor]

Binge time

[wintry fog]

I am not partnered with any of these people. Spurious aspersions

[limpid vigil]

[marsh iris]

oyter?

[obsidian wren]

Stop using big words

Bone ead implant doesnt know them words

[limpid vigil]

you own a cuckloft don't you? Or is it a cuck-cony?

[dire kayak]

if we share 50% our dna with bananas

[delicate vapor]

Next time…

When it’s on sale

[wintry fog]

I have no idea what those are, is like an indoor swing for clucks?

[dire kayak]

and everyone is 1/4 genghis khan

[limpid vigil]

you straight up statler and waldorf em

[dire kayak]

then that means

[lilac crag]

plink

[dire kayak]

genghis khan was 200% banana

[south valve]

Does this mean if you cut the human part off me I would turn into a banana?

[obsidian wren]

Does that mean my shaboingboing is a berry that grows on trees

[lilac crag]

what the fuck

[little marten]

Tuesday

[limpid vigil]

A loft is typically an upper room, attic space, or an open-plan upper floor located directly under a roof, often used for storage, living, or as a bedroom. SO baically an indoor balcony like room

[obsidian wren]

Its a valid question

[lilac crag]

hi nurgle

[dire kayak]

[wintry fog]

Ah okay, and they dress like superman and watch from there

[obsidian wren]

You get hortsed

For that

[limpid vigil]

i was thinking they dress up like the two old muppet dudes

the heckling ones

[wintry fog]

Heckling cuckold would be a crazy handle

[limpid vigil]

i know

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[delicate vapor]

Tuesday
Fist bump cat image

[dire kayak]

kravek mourne tomorrow

[south valve]

this is indeed correct

[obsidian wren]

If oranges are orange why arent apples called reds

[limpid vigil]

"you call that hard? Iv'e seen pillows firmer than that!" - heckling cuckold

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i wait to get my new brushes to paint kravek mourne

or paint him day 1

[astral basin]

Just watched dean kill cas and sam

[delicate vapor]

[limpid vigil]

boys will be boys

[astral basin]

Apparently cas has REALLY bad breath now

[obsidian wren]

Someone say a random abbreviation

Now

[left swan]

MAN, Havoc feels REALLY good now

[wintry fog]

"lol you suck dude"

[astral basin]

Lysd

[limpid vigil]

god this is a really good bit!

[wintry fog]

I feel like SNL would execute it well

[obsidian wren]

Large young soggy dirt

[limpid vigil]

"except yours - your bit sucks" -the heckling cuckold

[obsidian wren]

Is havoc actually playable now besides the hordes of plasma gunners being worse than 10 snipers

[willow hazel]

@left swan FR? I have been having a lot of trouble with the 20+ ranks. You think I have a better shot now?

[obsidian wren]

Speaking of which i would genuinely argue plasma gunners are more annoying to deal with than snipers

[south valve]

I think everyone agrees

[left swan]

yeah I play H40 and yesterday you don't even see THAT many Crushers, you get maybe 2-3 Crushers that are spread out here and there throughout the mission, no more clown cars.

[delicate vapor]

Are you going to confess your love to them or?

[obsidian wren]

They just made a sniper variant that did slightly less damage with higher fire rate and often get drowned out as far as sound goes

[delicate vapor]

Oh

[little marten]

Hello 🙋‍♂️

[astral basin]

Sowiwgapgamatwdts

[left swan]

bro...since they nerfed the plasma gunner, I haven't gotten hit by them AT ALL lmao

sometimes I wonder if the nerf was a bit TOO much

cuz genuinely they don't feel liek they do ANYTHING xD

Sniper at least makes you panic with the laser lmao

[willow hazel]

I feel like snipers can run trains on you much more then a few plasma gunners tbh

[obsidian wren]

And ive never gotten hit by snipers unless i get cucked by enemy mass, your point? Plasma gunners will always be more annoying bc they can shoot faster than a sniper and do slightly less damage

[astral basin]

I mean. They shot through walls

[obsidian wren]

And they spawn in masses

[jaunty path]

off em

[obsidian wren]

They are so much more annoying

Id rather deal with 10+ snipers than i would 20 plasma gunners

[fiery wave]

Is now. 6 crushers and 14 bulwarks.

[limpid vigil]

also they have armor

snipers do not

[fiery wave]

Vs 10 crushers 10 bulwarks.

[willow hazel]

I dont THINK I have seen more then maybe six PG's at one time?

[obsidian wren]

Fucking carapace armor

On 20 enemies

[limpid vigil]

I know

[obsidian wren]

That are glorified snipers

[limpid vigil]

give flak some love

[left swan]

not really making a point, i'm just saying maybe they were hit with the nerf a bit much. Snipers do serve their own purpose, but for what plasma gunners are they lowkey feel pretty weird atm, compared to gunners at least.

[limpid vigil]

or infested

or any other armor type

[left swan]

I'd rather plasma gunners spawn LESS but more potent or sth

[obsidian wren]

I wouldnt be mad if it was unyielding atp

[obsidian wren]

Fuck no

That would be even worse

[fiery wave]

Just don't want 14-20 of them that can 3 shot anything.

[obsidian wren]

Cuz then its literally just sniper with better fire rate and carapace armor

[willow hazel]

What about a full horde of nothing but max PG's AND Snipes?!?!

Lets do THAT

[left swan]

depends on how FS go about it IF they were to do it.

but tbh, it's whatever

[whole bough]

would be a funny event

wouldnt be surprsied if they did

[obsidian wren]

It is not whatever when theres 20 plasma gunners all charging at different times, all focused on you

[willow hazel]

True

[obsidian wren]

That shit is worse than the crusher hordes

[fiery wave]

Only if they become specialist tbh. Cap them to no more than 3 at once outside of event modifiers.

[obsidian wren]

Pre crusher nerf

[shell goblet]

15 snipers is infinitely less stressful than 15 plasma gunners tbh

it's fun, even. it's like a rave

[left swan]

wut, are you misinterpreting what I was suggesting? 20 plasma gunners?

[lilac crag]

LACEY!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU AWAKE!!!!!!!!

[left swan]

didn't I say less?

[obsidian wren]

High havoc or random modifiers can and will spawn hordes of them

[little marten]

I hope the puddle underneath my seat is water

[obsidian wren]

Thats the issue

[shell goblet]

BARELY😭😭 i just curled up for sleeb

[lilac crag]

goodnib :)

[obsidian wren]

Just 3 or 4 pgs are enough to melt you if you cant slide 500 times

[mystic fossil]

That’s just goober, they a little hungry, you should feed em

[shell goblet]

i'm just playin my mobile game while my penjamin charges so i can get such a nice little sleeg

[lilac crag]

thats so real

im playing bloons............

[mystic fossil]

The penjamin cannot be that good

[obsidian wren]

Vaping or smoking is for those of weak minds

[left swan]

I played 3 Havoc 40 games yesterday, if they can do sth similar to current Crusher spawns, then I don't think it's impossible lol. Making them specialist would also be good lol

[little marten]

I cannot resist the call of the puddle

[shell goblet]

i just got this rlly yummy cherry limeade cart and it's genuinely soo good and i fall asleep sooo nice w it

[left swan]

tbh thats what I expected at first with plas gunner

being specialist

[little marten]

Call me Nurgle weak mind gamer then 🙏

[obsidian wren]

I remember a courage the cowardly dog episode that had a hag dragging men through a puddle

[left swan]

sniper being long range harass specialist, plas gunner being front line harass sepcialist

or sth

[little marten]

I’m fairly sure this puddle was once piss

[obsidian wren]

Piss hag

[shell goblet]

i'm playing cats and soup :3

[little marten]

Few of those on this train 💀

[obsidian wren]

Real goats played blobfish evolution

[dire kayak]

[obsidian wren]

All my homies love blobfish evolution

[lilac crag]

wats that? is it fun?

[dire kayak]

hmph

should be playing with me,,,,,

[delicate vapor]

finally home

[shell goblet]

it's v cute :3 it's just a number big passive game

but it's super cute and the cats are fun to dress up

[obsidian wren]

Neko atsume

[delicate vapor]

need a new desk chair soon

a

[wise depot]

hold on wtf

20 plasma gunners? Kill me bro

[obsidian wren]

Happens every while

[fiery wave]

But they gave them too much range for that.

[obsidian wren]

Its aids

[wise depot]

sounds dumb

but

not surprised

[whole bough]

its not terrible if you shoot them before they shoot

[wise depot]

I had a difficult auric earlier

spawned like 20 elites and 3 monstrosities

some were buffed

oh add the hordes yikes

[dire kayak]

i mean tbf their plasma gun is weaker than ours

[obsidian wren]

You make it sounds so easy, but its not when youre being harassed by bulwarks and reapers, whilst also dealing with ragers or other armored enemies

[fiery wave]

Game still has spiky spawns, sure, the avg crushers now is 5~ per wave, but you can still see waves of 8+ at times.

Still better than wave of 14 of them on heresy in a tiny box.

Goddess knows how you fit 14 of them and a pile of ragers and maulers into an area the size of a cargo lift.

[delicate vapor]

this gravy is good with the chicken

[fiery wave]

So worth the $5?

[delicate vapor]

ya

[obsidian wren]

You know what else is good?

Red snapper fillet with butter and fresh herbs with a snap of lemon

[delicate vapor]

[mystic fossil]

You know what else is good? Pulled pork sandwiches

[obsidian wren]

No

[mystic fossil]

I will die on this hill

[obsidian wren]

Pork is ass meat

Shits too tough

And harbors parasites 90% of the time

[mystic fossil]

That’s what the pulling solves

It’s soft

Parasites.., idk fuck me ig

[obsidian wren]

If you have to seperate meat into fibers or tenderize it over the course of 10 hours maybe it isnt the best meat to use

Chicken usually achieves the same or better result in less time

[fiery wave]

$20 for raw fillet alone. No money for that.

[lyric frigate]

im sitting in biology class and the topic of addiction came up and i suddenly remember my phase of being addicted to gambling on third party cs sites

[fiery wave]

That's literally any fish. Buy freshly caught and not sliced, you'll see.

And no, if it's farmed, it depends on how they farmed it.

[obsidian wren]

Ive yet to see any fresh caught fish with parasites that are genuinely harmful to us or big enough to see or infact with any at all tbh

And i watch a fishmonger

Often

That fillets them himself

Records the entire process

[fiery wave]

Oh, you can see them, they are usually flash frozen dead though.

[lyric frigate]

it was getting to the point where i pocketed money from the savings box and used it for gambling

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

The guy gets them fresh from the water, cooled just enough to make the trip from the docks to his table

[fiery wave]

And I'm not talking about the tongue louse, even if I have seen it before.

[obsidian wren]

Bro pigs literally eat garbage and shit

[fiery wave]

Because of all parasites a sea fish can get, that's really not THAT bad. The worms are the scarier ones.

[obsidian wren]

And you can find worms and other nasty shit in it

[mystic fossil]

I’m not saying pork in general is good I’m saying pulled pork is good

[fiery wave]

Guess what the sea is to many places?

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[obsidian wren]

I have specifications to what kind of fish is good to eat and what fish isnt

[timber elk]

opens a demon core and throws it into chat

[lyric frigate]

+PARRY

[delicate vapor]

eat the lamb

[obsidian wren]

Kills you by throwing you in the chernobyl reactor

[timber elk]

Ahhh….my birth place.

[fiery wave]

Trying to start a Chaos war now? Are you trying to become lamb stew again, Lamb Stew?

[obsidian wren]

Throws a jar of piss at you (jarate)

[timber elk]

I am chaos. I AM THE SENETE- gets hit by the jar of piss nargh…..PISS!

[obsidian wren]

Piss jar

Mini crits all around

Ok im sleeping now

Bye for 12 hours

[fiery wave]

That taints the meat for lamb stew though.

[obsidian wren]

Good, more piss meat

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[obsidian wren]

I am a piss factory, and water is my fuel

[dire kayak]

what to do

[hasty sky]

Stuff

[delicate vapor]

kill

[astral basin]

[mystic fossil]

drugs

(i am in no way encouraging opioids)

[lyric frigate]

eat fentanyl

[astral basin]

They are in no way saying you should raid the poppy fields in Australia

[mystic fossil]

goober is australian?

no wonder they so feral

[rain idol]

Take a trip to the elephant's foot

My prescript tells me "change The Quijano to a Capital you idiot"

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

my brother keeps fucking with the internet so i can't do anything but rot in bed

dead inside

[whole bough]

i keep getting quickplayed right into the boss of a bunch of missions

not that im complaining its a ton of free xp

[twin flower]

was having a great game

lo and behold

a crash

[brave slate]

Gooood morning gamers!

[lilac crag]

do u wanna play

[fallen tree]

meowdy

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

hi everynyan

[whole bough]

aue

sur

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[lilac crag]

oki getting on

[whole bough]

gotta restart

le mem leak

[lilac crag]

thats fine

tyt

[astral basin]

Need someone to shove food in my face

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Im missing the m an b in himbo

Im just a hio

[lilac crag]

today i feel like arbitrating

[whole bough]

u wanna heresy

was levelling my new scum

hobo

[lilac crag]

ya

im ok with any diff

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Hmmmm

[amber delta]

hi dog

[dire kayak]

everyone get unemployed

i will provide for you

[astral basin]

But goob

You aren’t even providing for yourself are you?

[delicate vapor]

🇹🇷

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[twin flower]

you willll?

[dire kayak]

i don't need to provide for myself

im immortal

[astral basin]

[amber delta]

elite ball knowledge

[amber delta]

[twin flower]

das a funny lookin turkey

[astral basin]

Deer friend nokotan is
Dumb af

[amber delta]

weeb show

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

smash weeb

dog

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

cissia..

[amber delta]

cia isis

[astral basin]

[little marten]

Are you the cia cause you’re destabilising my country rn 🥵

[amber delta]

I am cia because I torture for no reason

[astral basin]

Torture

Movies

[amber delta]

snuff

[marsh iris]

country instability agency

[dire kayak]

c: feed
i: me
a: pls

[wintry fog]

club of incredible assholes

[amber delta]

consume incredible ass

[marsh iris]

Cunts In Association

[ripe tangle]

🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚

🍳

[twin flower]

huh

interesting emote

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

Eggs

[little marten]

🍳

[marsh iris]

glados

[ripe tangle]

who doesn’t like eggs?

a lot of people actually

🪺

[slim flicker]

i used to hate how eggs taste then suddenly it just tasted like normal food to me

[twin flower]

egg salad

[slim flicker]

egg sandwich

[twin flower]

[slim flicker]

starrbucks $15 egg sandwich

[marsh iris]

egg mayo ssammich

[twin flower]

for a sammich?

[marsh iris]

scambucks always a scam

[twin flower]

I could buy a tray of eggs with that and make more than 1 egg sammich

[astral basin]

Hail the sister

[slim flicker]

fucked up in the crib eating detos

[astral basin]

…i should eat my eggs befkre they go bad

[delicate vapor]

egg whites

[marsh iris]

thinking i should just have 3 hardboiled with light soy sauce and white pepper

for dinner

[delicate vapor]

had my two dinners for the day

[marsh iris]

two?!

[twin flower]

two?

[delicate vapor]

(sushi and kfc)

[marsh iris]

getting squishier

[twin flower]

going horizontal

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[slim flicker]

i gained 15 kilos during my time in america and i haven't lost any of it

more high fructose corn syrup pls

[delicate vapor]

played warframe too much I press the wrong keys on the wrong game

[ripe tangle]

Yesterday I got Mexican food

[astral basin]

Archer is. An awful gem

[dire kayak]

hmm

[ripe tangle]

I had a lengua burrito from my favorite hole in the wall

[wintry fog]

I'm very behind on archer

[ripe tangle]

a little taqueria

[nocturne flicker]

whenever my boyfriend says he gained weight, i just say "that's hot"

[astral basin]

Who eats burritos from a wall?

After work treat?

[nocturne flicker]

lucia obv. keep up

[twin flower]

kinky

[slim flicker]

[delicate vapor]

time to play iwth ze kitty

[wintry fog]

You do not refuse the burrito wall

[delicate vapor]

burrito bowl

bowl

nac

[nocturne flicker]

i like mexican beans with chorizo

[wintry fog]

aka the gloria hole

[nocturne flicker]

dip some of that bread that crackles when you squeeze the crust in that

yummers :3

[twin flower]

[ripe tangle]

I didn’t eat a bowl

I had a regular burrito that had beef tongue in it

[hasty sky]

@fair bridge have you managed to score any Ws after I left

[delicate vapor]

Ah

Ah

[twin flower]

had it in a stew before but not on a burrito

[marsh iris]

yakiniku beef tongue slices

🤤

[ripe tangle]

lengua burrito is one of my favorites

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

I’m still a bit icky on beef tongue

[twin flower]

i mean they do clean it

[delicate vapor]

Need a little more convincing

[ripe tangle]

not everyonr likes it, to me it’s like regular meat except with a smoother more soft texture

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Hmmmm

[nocturne flicker]

put it on a sausage ground up, or put me in a survival situation

only way i'm eating that vile shit

it's so slimy 😭

[delicate vapor]

I’d rather eat a can of

[marsh iris]

preparation problem

[delicate vapor]

That’s it

I’d eat a can of

[nocturne flicker]

not even

i mean it's just grotty to look at raw

[vapid matrix]

hello

[delicate vapor]

We all eating red rooster spicy honey chicken

[nocturne flicker]

i'll literally only eat a tongue if i can't find any other cut of meat

[marsh iris]

the one i had wasnt at all slimy, taste just like regular meat

[twin flower]

I havent had slimy ones 🤔

[nocturne flicker]

or if it's ground into a sausage

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

yeah this

i didnt even know it was beef tongue til someone told me

[nocturne flicker]

like this is why sausages were invented

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

you can grind up any damn gross ass looking cut you want

put it in a sausage, it's no problem

like i can make sausages it's great

[marsh iris]

mmm ssausage

[twin flower]

depends on the sausage

[marsh iris]

all the cow bits

[twin flower]

the ones I get, i know how they have it made so like im not all that bothered

[ripe tangle]

someone a long time ago really cut up a pig said “what do I do with all the gross weird organ meat noone wants?” And just said fuckit and stuffed it’s body into it’s own intestines and cooked it that way.

[nocturne flicker]

like the conception for sausages is "this piece of meat isn't very appealing, let's stuff it into intestines."

it's genius

[winged oasis]

i like how we can have kriegers without gasmasks in this game

[marsh iris]

i like when the sausage surprise me with that tendon crunch

[twin flower]

[nocturne flicker]

kriegers at home

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

i also like that cheese and wine were likely invented by frugal ancient farmers who just didn’t want to throw away old produce, realize their new product was good, and started doing it on purpose.

[astral basin]

Bet it was a deer or sheep of some kind

[nocturne flicker]

why does everyone associate sausages and beer with germany when both were CLEARLY mesopotamian inventions? 😤

[marsh iris]

mmm i should order another pack of sosig

[ripe tangle]

True

[twin flower]

who did it better

[vapid matrix]

I agree on the beer but ain’t no sausage fan

[twin flower]

making me hongy

[nocturne flicker]

i wasn't around for the sausages, but i've tried mesopotamian beer and it's pretty damn good, dude...

better than that barbarian swill everyone else makes. the sumerians had class

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

These poptart icecream sammiches are smackin

[twin flower]

sounds exotic

[nocturne flicker]

what kinda poptarts?

[ripe tangle]

wasn’t the oldest recorded joke from Ancient Sumerians and it literally doesn’t make sense, it was like “A dog walked into a pub, then he laughed.”

[astral basin]

Cimanen

[neat solar]

the jump from malice to heresy....isnt "bad" but my god people werent joking about it filtering people

[nocturne flicker]

it had like honey and dates and was sweetened with fruit

[twin flower]

sounds like dude humor with a couple of friends and their inside jokes

[delicate vapor]

Cheems

[twin flower]

godayum that does sound nice

[nocturne flicker]

it's not that it isn't sensical, it just has a hidden conveyed meaning that doesn't translate to english well

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

based

[ripe tangle]

Fair enough

[twin flower]

heh

Dog

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. the joke carried, iirc, the implication that the dog was watching people fuck

bc pubs at the time often doubled as brothels

and the punchline, as phrased, simply doesn't sound as funny as in sumerian bc it doesn't have the same...

how do i put it

there are a lot of jokes that don't make sense or is less funny in foreign languages bc it doesn't have the same rythym?

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

like if you watch the simpsons in, say, german dub, a lot of jokes are changed to "localise" it

same concept applies to that sumerian joke iirc

i have so much useless ancient history knowledge >/////<

[astral basin]

I dont know how to spell juno say qua
Tried to cheat w speech to text

[ripe tangle]

for similar reasons, comedy anime often falls flat to western audiences and because of that it often isn’t as popular as more action-based shonen

[nocturne flicker]

je ne sai quoi?

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

exactly yeah

[nocturne flicker]

i gotta watch that one with the all-guys mixer...

🫦

[somber stream]

Been stuck in this meeting for 6+ hours… help

[marsh iris]

sending nukes

[nocturne flicker]

dawg who shat on the boss' office floor carpets? 6+ hours goddamn

[somber stream]

Seoul ples

[delicate vapor]

god damn

[marsh iris]

hallo mista Kim

[delicate vapor]

seoul? finally

[marsh iris]

yes launch

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

BOD meeting for anniversary

[nocturne flicker]

🇰🇷

[nocturne flicker]

they're letting you know you're getting a pizza party instead of a bonus

one pizza for the whole office btw

[delicate vapor]

just got mesa prime

[marsh iris]

so the whole 6 hours was in korean?

[astral basin]

Starting ww3 please stand by

[somber stream]

Ah, no, corpo so they pay very well, just got a big phat bonus

[delicate vapor]

corpus

[somber stream]

You’re clear for launch

[nocturne flicker]

good boys, i'll headpat them for you

[slim flicker]

15 extra ordos per month

[marsh iris]

blockhead boys

[nocturne flicker]

more like clear for lunch? haha...

I'm such a fat fucking chud...

[marsh iris]

Richt

[timber elk]

is playing balatro on his phone

[slim flicker]

every day a truck that sells vegetables slowly drives through our neighborhood and blares earrape on the giant speaker

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

licht talks in their sleep. periodically screams "hau ab" whenever they dream of another meeting

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[nocturne flicker]

i know this

[somber stream]

Reich

[slim flicker]

the sound quality is like those listening tests

[timber elk]

loses his oops all six’s bloodstone run ………

[dire kayak]

3 billions saws

[slim flicker]

pale king

[nocturne flicker]

the price is reich?

[timber elk]

What

No it wasn’t

[slim flicker]

varlet

[marsh iris]

lamb

[slim flicker]

must've been the wind

[timber elk]

Ugh

[marsh iris]

they gonna post sausage in my p.o. box

ordered

some

[slim flicker]

public offering box

[marsh iris]

thats right send me offerings

[nocturne flicker]

Just let me- please, PLEASE LET ME TALK TO HIM!

[slim flicker]

SHUT UP

[nocturne flicker]

knows ball

[slim flicker]

intermediate ball knowledge required

[dire kayak]

im so hungry i could eat a

[astral basin]

Archer. Is a dogshit gem

[nocturne flicker]

someone would goon to this

it could be any one of us

he could be in this very chat, you know

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

[slim flicker]

this is how farmers would draw their cattles to make them look prosperous

honse

[marsh iris]

oohhh noooo, i wonder whoooo is it

[nocturne flicker]

don't look at me i prefer fat humans

[delicate vapor]

warframe addiction getting to me someone has to stop me

[marsh iris]

[nocturne flicker]

i mean in a way it means they're prosperous if they look like that so

[marsh iris]

fat humans in sheep clothing

on all fours

[slim flicker]

being fat is a sign of prosperity

less so nowadays tho

[dawn current]

was*

[nocturne flicker]

exactly. thriving not surviving

[marsh iris]

live fat and prosper

[slim flicker]

i can achieve the same effect with 15 cruch wrap supremes

[nocturne flicker]

idk man in italy fat dudes get all the chicks 😤

[slim flicker]

italy...

[timber elk]

plays the funny horse anime game on his phone

[dawn current]

Don't underestimate the value of charm and wealth.

As a solid 7/10, I promise you it's not all about looks.

[marsh iris]

it's in the sauce

[nocturne flicker]

i've never bothered to "rate" myself, as i recognise physical attraction is an individual thing

i simply be myself

[lilac crag]

rate myself violent/10

[dawn current]

Probably healthy

[nocturne flicker]

and look pretty, dress nice, for me

[dire kayak]

this is true

[marsh iris]

i think im a 5/10

[slim flicker]

there's not enough cheese

[dawn current]

I think you're a 10/10

[nocturne flicker]

if they like how i look when i stuff my fat fucking heavy ass into a black lacey dress, i'm glad 😂

[nocturne flicker]

this

[slim flicker]

day 1 bonesmashing until i become a 10/10

[nocturne flicker]

have you watched chris barnes' vids on that shit? 😭

[lilac crag]

this is me irl

[nocturne flicker]

i think it was chris barnes

[delicate vapor]

bober

[marsh iris]

damn chat now im flushed

[nocturne flicker]

friend

[slim flicker]

ja pierdole

bobr

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[nocturne flicker]

mini bobr

[dawn current]

Is that a real thing kids are doing these days? Lookxmaxxing or whatever?

or is it just memes

[marsh iris]

its real i think

[slim flicker]

i think it's just memes

[dawn current]

jfc

I hope it's just memes

then again tidepod challenge...

[slim flicker]

like someone made a tiktok about it but no one else took it seriouslyh

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

shoving my old xbox 360 controller into my newborn son's mouth straight outta the womb. i'm starting his looksmaxxing early

[slim flicker]

clavicular's firstborn

[marsh iris]

checks reddit

[nocturne flicker]

it is and it isn't. a lot of like "alpha male" podcasters actually think it's like a thing

yk the type

[dawn current]

I DON'T know the type

[slim flicker]

you know that video where they just magdumped that gator from a boat

[dawn current]

I only know of "clavicular" from various videos of him getting clowned by interviewers

[marsh iris]

stupid ass kid

[dawn current]

I have no idea why he's being interviewed

[nocturne flicker]

like those insecure fuckin'... podcaster dudes who rag on onlyfans women and apply it to the entire female populace and so on and so forth

the ones who only work out upper body so they look like doritos

[delicate vapor]

[dawn current]

All of this is so... foreign to me. I'm way too old to spend my time following that stuff haha

And I'm thankful nobody in my social circle talks about it

crazy stuff

[nocturne flicker]

i get that. i just think that they're fun to laugh at

[fallen tree]

just think of clav as the next andrew tate, but im sure he's gonna pass away much younger from steroid use

[nocturne flicker]

not with, at

[slim flicker]

i remember one of them that was about priding yourself in never using public restrooms

[nocturne flicker]

yoooo

[slim flicker]

idk the name of the dude tho

[dawn current]

I thought that was one of the Logan brothers?

[fallen tree]

i dont think they're signing girls to do onlyfans afaik, but if they are, then yeah maybe

[dawn current]

CRAAAAZY

Sometimes I wish the internet was never inventend and we still had to use gamespy to find Quake 2 servers with a decent ping.

[fallen tree]

you're so right

[nocturne flicker]

eh. i think the internet's pros outweigh the cons.

the idiots were always there, they're just easier to find and laugh at now

[slim flicker]

by the time i could read and write social media was already a thing

doomed from the start

[fallen tree]

i think 80s-90s kids had best spawn rng, got to see both sides

[nocturne flicker]

i think social media is more of a mistake than the internet

per se

[delicate vapor]

[dawn current]

I don't know, let's see, I'm not convinced the internet has made the younger generations smarter, but it might also just be that what's needed of them has changed so much that my gauge of "smart" is way off.

[dire kayak]

noobo

[delicate vapor]

goober the noob

[nocturne flicker]

like i would be in a dark place without the internet. possibly dead

[dawn current]

I'm glad you're with us

[somber stream]

15 minutes break, feels like i’m back in school

[fallen tree]

recess time

[nocturne flicker]

i wouldn't have been able to connect with the people i have. probably would've taken my life years ago.

[somber stream]

Shit talking the company with the lads rn

[nocturne flicker]

the internet is like... a good thing, even if it has bad

[dire kayak]

oh look at that look at all the mice in the carpet

[fallen tree]

🚬

[somber stream]

You’re burning the poor oggy with a cigg?

[dawn current]

wrong end

[nocturne flicker]

like a lot of ppl are like me in that regard. lots of ppl who were struggling with shit and found hope in internet communities of ppl who care

[somber stream]

🚬

[dawn current]

much better

[nocturne flicker]

noooo

don't burn my fren 🙁

[fallen tree]

poor boy!

[dawn current]

[delicate vapor]

recess time in primary school being either boring or a massive group tag

[nocturne flicker]

that's how my ogryn feels tanking a plasma shot to the shoulder from the scab plasma gunner

minor burn just shrugs it off

like mark punching thragg and thragg's hairline gets an impact frame from taking the hit

[fallen tree]

i loved recess in primary school, i was very active back then. but i liked year 10-12 recess as well, way more chill

[nocturne flicker]

dollar store ass plasma gun

[fallen tree]

talkin shit about maths teachers

[delicate vapor]

10-12 was just looking at my phone

but

[nocturne flicker]

virgin "recess" vs chad "morning tea"

[delicate vapor]

we had a school phone ban in year 11 and 12 but I still did it anyway cause yea

[fallen tree]

i dont think we had smartphones when i was in 10-12

every day this chat makes me feel old

[delicate vapor]

that ban was in 2021 and 2022

[delicate vapor]

I wasnt even born yet when you were in highschool just letting that be known

or was i in primary

[fallen tree]

thats kinda crazy

[nocturne flicker]

i had my phone for most years of high school.

i graduated in 2019, which was THE year they banned phones in class.

they banned phones entirely from school grounds in my state in 2023.

[dawn current]

We had cells, they were definitely not smart.

Played snake on 'em

[delicate vapor]

the school phone ban in 2021 and 2022 made people want to use it more often

[dawn current]

that was the shit

[fallen tree]

yeah i just had a flip phone

[delicate vapor]

in vic was around 2021 and the rest on

I remember students would literally fight teachers for their phone back in my hs

[cosmic burrow]

Mmm yeah. If the banned it entirelynit applies to teachers and staff

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i think in QLD the complete school grounds ban was in Q4 2023. my little brother was complaining about it

[cosmic burrow]

If not hypocrisy and dead ruke

[nocturne flicker]

i meant for students hahaha

[nocturne flicker]

i mean it's their property dawg 😭

[fallen tree]

only time i saw a teacher fight was to choke out a kid who brought a knife attached to a pole to school, to fight another kid over drug money

[dawn current]

Queensland?

[fallen tree]

[nocturne flicker]

yup!

[delicate vapor]

mfw get in accident at school but cant call parents up cause phones banned

[dawn current]

I'm very rusty with australian states.

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne flicker]

"just walk up to the admin and ask them for a phone!!!" 🤓

[fallen tree]

you just gotta know the chad Perth/WA, and I guess Melbourne is cool too

[dawn current]

But isn't Sydney cooler than Melbourne?

ducks

[delicate vapor]

Its only really with teachers who were assholes on purpose, most of the times they didnt cause teachers in my hs were like fairly young so they understood

[fallen tree]

nah sydney is ass

[dawn current]

BUT THEY HAVE LUNA PARK

[delicate vapor]

"I guess melbourne is cool too" just say it isnt Its bad

[dawn current]

With that creepy ass clown

[nocturne flicker]

are you south african? sounds like the kinda shit that'd happen in a joburg public school 😂

[delicate vapor]

me living in melb

[slim flicker]

we would throw bikes of teachers we don't like into the school pond

[fallen tree]

no, im in Australia. it was the only severe incident i saw in 5 years in high school

[delicate vapor]

most food spots are really nice over here in melb but man way too expensive for little amount

[nocturne flicker]

wild shit

[fallen tree]

the kid didnt even go to our school, so its like a dark souls invader

[delicate vapor]

I remember spending 99% of the school year at home when we were told in 2020 to go home for the holidays for 2 weeks

[nocturne flicker]

we crucified a dead toad (with gloves on obv) on a teacher's door for holding the class in for detention bc of one kid

[delicate vapor]

2 weeks turned into months and into years

[slim flicker]

lmfao

[fallen tree]

was that from covid lol

thats kinda wild

[delicate vapor]

yea

BUT

[nocturne flicker]

this isn't animal cruelty it was a cane toad. the government WANTS you to kill those cunts

[delicate vapor]

the good thing was we only had two main exams

[fallen tree]

i wouldnt have the discipline to school from home

[delicate vapor]

the funny thing was they gave all of us a pass for maths exams when they said its cancelled

[nocturne flicker]

i remember me and my friend got a BIG bucket of hand sanitiser, then shoved like 10 cane toads in it

[slim flicker]

[nocturne flicker]

then closed the lid

[dawn current]

what the fuck

[fallen tree]

all the 2020s engineers and bankers struggling to do math

[nocturne flicker]

good times

[mortal token]

Guys, does anyone have any information about when the next discounts will be?

[dawn current]

Just because they want you to kill them, surely there are limits to what is considered humane, no?

[nocturne flicker]

possibly june this year for skulls? maybe even late may we'll see

[nocturne flicker]

they're disgusting pests dude

[dawn current]

I don't doubt it

but like... a bucket of hand sanitizer?

[nocturne flicker]

i'm not gonna give 10 separate cane toads a humane death

[dawn current]

I guess I don't know how exactly you SHOULD kill them

[slim flicker]

my bio teacher once had me stab all the frogs that was to be dissected with ice picks

[mortal token]

Thanks!

[slim flicker]

she tried to knock them out with ether for the previous class but they woke up

[dawn current]

Apparently you put them in the fridge and then the freezer to be humane

[delicate vapor]

late may

[nocturne flicker]

you're supposed to freeze them but it was desperate and we ran out of space in the freezer at his house iirc.

so instead of dealing with finnicky stuff... we used hand sanitiser

[dawn current]

Or there's a spray called HopStop

which is a great name tbh

[slim flicker]

toad guillotine

[delicate vapor]

next 2 weeks likely

[dawn current]

craaaazy

Australia is crazy bro

[slim flicker]

woah

he leveled up

[delicate vapor]

all the 2020 graduates trying to make any graduation posts this year about them

[nocturne flicker]

it's like an australian thing we just have NO empathy for cane toads and kill them in the funniest, most sadistic ways imaginable

[dawn current]

Here we just try to kill wild boars

[dawn current]

I'm told it's because you're all cunts

[slim flicker]

does australia kill possums like in new zealand

[mortal token]

ty!

[dawn current]

In the nicest way possible

[delicate vapor]

either 22nd may or 23rd

[nocturne flicker]

we have those here but it's less of an issue compared to cane toads. ppl hunt them

[bronze wren]

[nocturne flicker]

thanks homie 😘

[nocturne flicker]

not to my knowledge. i think they're cute

[fallen tree]

i dont think they're actively killing them, at least here. i got some that live in my palm trees, and one of the fuckers bit me a few years ago

had to go get tested for shit

lol

[nocturne flicker]

car

[slim flicker]

oh my god now that i remember it she changed the rusty scalpel blades for us with bare hands

oh okay

possums swim from nz to australia

[nocturne flicker]

my bio teacher was at the school for like 50 years since her early twenties. funny thing is she only LOOKED about late 50s

[mortal token]

ty!

[nocturne flicker]

she aged well, she'll probably outlive us all

[slim flicker]

oh yeah i had a physics teacher that went through the same thing

came to our school fresh out of college

she's 70 something now

she put up a shrine to worship einstein in the classroom

with flowers

[nocturne flicker]

my media teacher in year 11-12 was like fresh outta uni too. she was very very very good with us bc she knew how we worked as we were like... effectively the same age

we kept trying to convince her to stream on twitch

bc she was a gamer and we wanted to see how good she was

[nocturne flicker]

incredibly based physics teacher

[slim flicker]

lol

[nocturne flicker]

i read that as shrine to epstein at first before i double-took it

😭

[slim flicker]

we would tell her that she was ridiculous for it and she'd be like hey without him i wouldn't have a job

[cosmic burrow]

Im gonna play fs25 and snowrunner today

[slim flicker]

efn

those who know...

[nocturne flicker]

che cosa?

[slim flicker]

nah there was this instagram song about epstein on instagram

[nocturne flicker]

yeah fair. i also like degrasse tyson he's a funny guy

[slim flicker]

all taken down tho

for obvious reasons

neil the grass

[nocturne flicker]

my boyfriend's feed is all like cutesy yaoi shit and then i look at my feed and it's the most rancid shit

[slim flicker]

neil degrasse tyson explaining that 1x1 doesn't equal 2 for 17 minutes

[nocturne flicker]

according to him, plato didn't drink water.

plato drink sprite

trust

[slim flicker]

he drank spirte and ate platonic solids

[slim flicker]

just checked my reels

one's someone playing with a cat then the next one was a hood shootout

[nocturne flicker]

i think gaius julius caesar drank mug root beer, while marcus antonius drank a&w

[nocturne flicker]

yeah mine would be a cute cat video and then the next video is some dude talking about the "jewish space laser" or something while a pig with a swollen nutsack is walking, and then the next reel is a woman being paralysed in a gym accident... then it's back to cats

like genuinely pls how do i get my boyfriend's feed gng ✌️

[obtuse oak]

Wtf are you kids watching

[nocturne flicker]

instagram reels 🙁

[obtuse oak]

Well the first step is removing every app that serves you algorithmic content from your phone

And then you never look at any of it again.

[slim flicker]

firecracker

my twitter timeline is just tadc art and invincible brainrot

[nocturne flicker]

i did get rid of instagram but i kept tiktok bc that's where my boyfriend sends me cute like animated yaoi vids

[slim flicker]

and we run and we run and we run

[nocturne flicker]

i have a lot of fat eve...

[delicate vapor]

[slim flicker]

son

[timber elk]

The only social media I have is discord and……yeah that’s about it

[amber delta]

hello hank

[timber elk]

Well I don’t know if YouTube counts but I also have that

[amber delta]

hello khornedog

hello lamb

[nocturne flicker]

like twitter is where i find a lot of nsfw art and that's about it

[twin dirge]

Guys I bought a school bus

[slim flicker]

i liked one vid of this rural swedish guy who plays with his pet moose its mooselets

[nocturne flicker]

henlo

[amber delta]

hello schoolbus

[dawn current]

Yo! What are you going to do with it?

[slim flicker]

crash pit

[twin dirge]

Dunno yet

Cost me 3 bucks

[amber delta]

so fatshank redesigned rotten armor and then did not add it to rotation this week

definitely one of the choices of all times

[twin dirge]

I still don't like the update in general

But that's just me

[nocturne flicker]

based as fuck

tbh havoc should be entirely customisable

[twin dirge]

Feels like the most bandaid fix to ever be a fabric bandage

[nocturne flicker]

you choose your modifiers and shi

[amber delta]

im okay with weekly modifiers

but

party creation needs redesign

like let me pick a H level I want

[nocturne flicker]

i'm not tbh. i refuse to play havoc post-penance grind bc trying to interact with it at all is a fucking slog

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

let me as a leader search for players to join instead of players asking for an invite

[nocturne flicker]

like it could be soooo much better to queue up for havoc. imo havoc should be solo-queueable so you don't have to find other players

[amber delta]

I want to have a job board where players post the class they are willing to play and a build

so I can invite them myself

[astral basin]

A school bus? Huh?

[nocturne flicker]

holy shit making the strike team selection menu thingy actually have smth

[nocturne flicker]

where the fuck is miss frizzle?

[astral basin]

Wth?

[amber delta]

be me
log in as psyker
check havoc parties
all of them have a psyker already
change class to vet
check parties again
now all of them have vet already
mfw

[dawn current]

Just start your own party?

[amber delta]

no, my mission has lights out and I aint fw that

[twin dirge]

[nocturne flicker]

idgasav

[twin dirge]

This is why I just ignore shit like that and play whatever the fuck I wanna

[nocturne flicker]

😤

[twin dirge]

If they don't like it they can leave

[slim flicker]

you will be the cleansing light that purges the dark

alternatively lasgun's flashlight

[amber delta]

I would too, but usually u just get rejected in this case

[nocturne flicker]

guys pls don't join me without meta builds i'll kick you 😠 /s

[twin dirge]

So why not play with friends instead then

[nocturne flicker]

pussies

[twin dirge]

Real

[nocturne flicker]

let the wound ogryn in 😤

[twin dirge]

Imagine kicking someone for not using a meta build

Smh

Just wait till they find out I play nothing but bb gunker

[delicate vapor]

join with only grey weapons

[nocturne flicker]

certain dt streamers do it all the time and pretend they're better than everyone else it's hilarious

[amber delta]

I only kick hivescum players because they are filthy criminals

[nocturne flicker]

would you let me join as hive scum? >.<

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

if u pet my mastiff

[wintry fog]

Now I'm curious which loadouts the metalords look down on

[fallen tree]

whisky and darktide time

[dire kayak]

join with grey combat axe and grey braced auto

[wintry fog]

I mean, vigilant autorifle obviously...