#general-chat
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Yeah but they won’t
like i appreciate the compliment
i dont know when they will nerf the inferno staff and buff the strike staff and electro
but even i'm not that good
You’re right tho aside from a few builds psyker sucks dick
scum is glass cannon except the glass cant be hit
and also the glass can easily heal
Hello
i mean yeah but that can be used as reasoning to not balance the game at all. at some point you gotta say "fuck them, make this work as it should"
and ppl will either learn to play psyker more carefully, or they'll lower the diff. some will get pissy but you can't balance around immature entitled dudes ykwim?
This mf just said his ow mains are tracer reaper dva nuke my fucking bus
2015 guy
This other guy still watching streamer clips
i play dva a lot just because i have the police skin
heyyy it's those porn characters that got their own game
We deserve to die
good for them
i forget how i got it
Mine was roadhog and torb
stop resisting
I have ow1 on disc
i think it was from like the original ow gold edition or smth
roadhog 🤤
i probably still have it
hog
Still Paladins better
Does it run ? Or do you just get blue screened
i miss original bastion
i played like a week of overwatch in 2016, said "meh it's okay"
My guy sat on cart all game, lowk agree tho
i remember a teacher in high school who played overwatch and he had strong opinions for each "main"
Idk. I only lost the special sk8n for widow
This woman just said she an Ana main
ow used to be so epic and awsome
Fucking blow up
"genji mains would buy feet pics"
"dva mains are all on ritalin"
i need healing
would fem vulkan be bald or?
doomfist main
Genji still has unmatched aura

Hair made of fire
thats LOTD manus.
How did you like getting touched when they added the 2, he taking straight L’s for years atp
Makoa from paladins. Beat that

the aura of not having a fucking shower since 2016
Check your priv
speaking of that teacher in high school, he actually introduced me to bioshock
huh
who up tiding in 8 hours?

and i had an autistic kid in my woodworking class named josh, awesome dude, who introduced me to dishonoured
bioshock and dishonoured are amazing series
i wonder where he is today... i wish him all the best. miss him dearly
Play system shock remake
me perhaps
trueee i have it on my wishlist
should we 
i mean sure if it aligns well
Like i felt genuinly terrified of shodan
i need to get aligned
Speaking of down bad
I need 4 million Euro
Aaa
:o
got my hands on the hatsune miku frame
I'll get you an Ipad in my dream
thats sweet homie
Oh yeah i've seen that, was too busy i forgot to reply lol, look sick!
have to pay $6.89 to even get the skin
someone should give me nitro
Is it Tennogen?
ye
Any advice on how to find ppl to do it with
Thank youu
A small price to pay for fashion
mic deep fried screamer vibes
still maining my uriel
Oh also can someone help me with the zealot private penances at some point
1 day until kravek mourne
new goob pfp
Oh right i had a dream yesterday
but not a new goober name...?
not 4 million euros
Earth was invaded by an army of biblically accurate angels, tons of wings and eyes. They generate kidney stones inside you through waves and force you to convert else they leave it there
wtf
No death laser or mass genocide or anything, just, a lot of kidney stones
back to the stone age
Go get your body checked out licht
curse of stone piss
is your body screaming at you through dreams to drink more water

hold on don't stop i'm cranking one out to the idea of ppl being filled up with kidney stones
keep going...
Aaa
I drink about 2.5 litres of water every day, i exercise every other day and just did a health screening recently
I have liver issue but no kidney stone
👶
gen chat and tea is like bread and butter
i put honey in my tea
That's good! As long as you're not putting too much salt in your diet you should be fine
Aside from the liver troubles
I put rum and too much sugar in mine
hmm
2 big spoons
Peppermint tea and honey is bliss
damn
you poor thing, having a taste for rum
I like a hint of sugar
Having to up my hygiene now that im expecting to see someone
But. 2.5L of water? Daily?
such a barbaric drink bruh
not strong sugar flavor
Yeah i was diagnosed with Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease due to over consumption of sugar
Licht the sweet tooth
Licht drinkin 2 much soder
I used to walk to the gas station when I was a teen and buy a couple 2L soda bottles
I like sweets a bit too much..
and drink and entire 2L during a night of gaming
Yeah that's normal and you'll probably be getting more water from other sources like fruits/vegies too
You'll need more water depending on how active you are
sometimes i feel like i'm trapped in my body and i want to crawl the fuck out
is that normal?
Molt
I can drink 5 while just sitting at my puter
You are possessed by a sapient parasite. Hope this helps.
I think thats called death
do you drink lots of soda or juice or milk or something
because it's not just water
Want a cool rock collection?
you're probably still getting your water needs met through other sources
if ur not thirsty its fine
like tea and coffee will help toward that too
ur body is smart
wock
and ur kidneys are strong (hopefully)
i mean maybe not soda. not lots of it. if i drank lots of soda i'd feel sick
As long as its not being pushed where liquid comes from sure >.>
American soda sucks cock
I mention soda because I used to drink that like water when I was in middle school and high school. Like almost no actual water, but I'd have 10 empty cans of coca cola on my desk
i like coffee
lightly fizzy sure, but not carbonated
YOURE carbonated
I drink tea and coffee regularly
But coffee has… properties that make you more dehydrated
what kinda coke we talkin about
It feels like anything not the USA doesnt give a fuck about quality because the population will drink water slop served.
If the rock is too big, they'll have to perform surgery. Else thanks to modern technology, they'll use ultrasound to break the things apart, but yes you'll still have to piss them out

coke with actual cane sugar
instead of fuckass corn syr-
Get me some, who’s your supplier
yea cocaheena
this is very troubling...

OOoh I see. they're gonna ultra sound you
but yeah the problem is a lot of US products have corn syrup so its just nasty
proper soda has SUGAR
because most people in the US dont care anymore
I starter to put off soda for very strong tea. Unsweetened or water
USA is consoomers
PREACH

georgian soda is peak
cocaína
i like sweet tea
Me when DS mains complain that the only thing its good at is 1tapping poxwalkers:
Kofola is top tier
Long live alternative weapon choices
Especially from keg
i mostly just drink pure leaf sweet tea now
Half and half?
idfk
Like 50/50 sugar
I've recently fallen in love with a brand of root beer but it's probably just because it's Fallout styled LOL
I do like 6 teabags for 1.5l
dude don't even i lost a friend over an argument about combat blade today 😭
ds and cb players are so cringe and stupid
I also like collecting the bottlecaps
Hurt like a bitch though, feels like a legion of space marine having a fight club inside your body, you need anesthesia for that
Bouta have a scrumptious plate of mapo tofu
i drink premade because i drink so much i'd have to be making it constantly and im too lazy for that
Sunset sarsaparilla?
the letters!? what do they mean ;.;
YES
duelling sword and combat blade
Dawg CB is still goated idk why people complain
I have a small collection of the bottlecaps in a hollow mini nuke my brother got me for a birthday
I love combat blade
And so far only ONE has the star on the bottlecap
and I like dueling sword because it feels like v2 rapier
but I've got a LOT
Combat blade hits like a truck with consecutive headshots
Knife is fun one in a while
spicy tofu..
my friend turned to the dark side and now he thinks CB is "balanced" bc it's not AS op as duelling sword lmao
smelly tofu
I dont really use combat blade to fight? more as a defensive high speed option for ranged
Tell him to get some speed and hit head first a wall
and i mean this isn't why i terminated the friendship. it's the way he reacted to me disagreeing. he invalidated the FUCK out of my opinion by telling me that i'm a "nerf-crier" basically
Dueling sword lost its lustor once zealot mains made it busted by having access to it
That was the day the ds died
Rh?
Is he a hd2 player by chance
Is yes you have your asnwer
it was busted on psyker, it just wasn't popular bc it was on one class. the issue isn't that other classes got it, the issue is that FS didn't do their due diligence when testing it to port
Also did they buff boltgun stability or did my aim get better
ahhhhh thats my favorite class to use dueling sword on though
they should've gone "oh fuck this DS is a bit cracked, we should nerf it as well"
it feels like v2 witch hunter + zealot at the same time
Cuz the kickback isnt as hard on the auto bolter anymore
which is my favorite v2 classes
i tried DS but i hated it
its so fucking hard to aim on anything that isnt an ogryn
literally how tf do people hit heads consistently with everything moving
lock in :3
yeah. although i don't see the correlation tbh
helldivers players who complain about nerfs are often in the right indirectly bc arrowhead doesn't know how to do meaningful difficulty and their enemy design fucking sucks lmao
guten tag
Cuz its the only class its good on unless you just slap it on psyker for rager/boss parrying and the occasional groaner
I'm too extreme with how I express my opinion and a bit too passionate about balancing in this game at times but I'd never go out of my way to do that. I need to atleast hear the opinion in some detail first.
The knife is still broken
like if arrowhead knew what they were doing, they could actually make the game hard without pissing off so many ppl
nooo dont let the helldivers discussion take over again
arrowhead's method of "difficulty" is just forcing ppl to use anti-tank by having as little meaningful enemy interactions and weakspots possible
this isnt helldivers ;.;
Some weapons genuinely dont need to be touched and some are in desperate need of it, the problem is fs makes the most boof ass changes not a single soul asked for 90% of the time
honk divers
rah
how was your games awhile ago
werent you in them? O.o
Dih claw
Left the time Grandpa did
Where’s heorthu been, my glorious king
You'renotsafeinyourhome claw
Got forbid it be good at flak clearing on anything that isnt hive scum or zealot
banned
Just parry with ds???
well... we lost when I played inferno and electrokinetic psyker, but won when I swapped to melee greatsword psyker
I guess he stayed in the call, but I had to go after that 
WHAT NOOOOOO
therefore, melee psyker > ranged psyker
WHYYYY
:3
YOU'RENOTSAFEINYOURHOME CLAW
yeah it's ridiculous. fuck it tho i've blocked him and i'll get over it
i'm just mad. i thought he was better than that
I should level up my psyker 
I have no friends so i dont have to worry abt anything lmao
WHY HEORTHU
HAVE YOU LEFT US
aquila went on a shooting spree recently
i watched two people get executed in real time
that's my friend incan :3
Who
people said 3 people got banned, I only know the two
uhhh... I dont remember
Did he happen to shoot a little caesars cuz his pizza wasnt hot n ready
sienna something and jackart or something
valid crashout
Aquila went postal
your team probably sucked at melee so you had to fill in
ah.
Yeah that dude was entirely delusional about it too
inferno staff is basically ranged melee
idk we probably just brute forced it and then happened to win when I was on melee psyker lol
Wish I was there reeeee
🤡
hrrmmm
i think I'll try Helbore next time tho 🤔
Whats your build on it
I posted it in Vet chat
being a femboy is great. i don't feel affected at all when someone mistakes me for being trans, attacks me with transphobic comments, and then gets banned
Okie, I'll have a looksy
2 days until i can hopefully paint my kasrkin
Only difference is I don't like taking BOTH Field Improv and Withering Fire
hopefully i don't fuck up kravek mourne in the meantime
helbore's good.
I love taking Withering Fire for my Helbore with the Hotshot blessing for 9 effective cleave
I usually want Field Improv
unless I have a friend who will bring it
or I see another Vet with it
Im immune to all of those cuz despite having long hair i have a beard and am built like a grizzly
I'll have to take another look at my talent tree
then I'll go Withering Fire
I havent read up on the patch notes
Plus im a dude so idgaf what ppl say to me
Watch this
I'm gonna respect you as a human being and whichever way you choose to identify because I like you for who you are 
The crusher spawns have officially been reduced
ah.. yapping about darktide i see
I'd much rather save the point for Exploit Weakness
I can't get over the unwieldy swapping animation of hell bored™
part of the satisfaction is getting them banned tho
🙏
i'm gonna sit on you
Hi please buy a fedora
skill issue
ya know
😈 😝
There was a prof who unironically wore a fedora
Take One Motion
and he did not look bad.
I don't care if you think big number make happy brain chemical for Longshot
he looked younger than he was
chat is google dOwn
Oh noooo that's horrible
Tempting me
who wants to get dragged to miku expo with me
where is it
london... 
it's genuinely a must have for Helbore imo
what's the advantage over laspistol
Its manageable with out. unless i have it without realizing
for Helbore? being able to shoot everything in 1 shot, and 2-3 shot Crushers
And I get to watch 
more damage
idk i usually use edge unless i need to google smth bc edge isn't giving me the results i want
like i ain't gonna download a whole ass browser when edge is good enough
that's fair I just end up pushing too aggressively a lot of the time and value the quicker swap to go melee when I need to
heck i don't live in the UK

but what about DPS
genuinely
yeah the equip speed is fine as is now. i think it's fine for ppl to take one motion but i can make it work without it big time. saves a talent point
bayverse hate = chud.
but the only other talents competing in that row are Longshot and Covering Fire
and Covering Fire is bad
so your choices are really just Longshot or One Motion for Helbore if you're going Confirmed Kill
I usually take it out instantly by holding aim button the moment I equip it
Also
the stab attack can actually kill.
Its reliable when you want to just stab something to maintain your exec stance.
i remember near release using a helbore to solo two beasts of nurgle when they made auric
and tbh with Exe Stance and Marksman's Focus + 15 stack sub node you're already getting bonkers damage from the Helbore
by just jabbing jabbing jabbing
ahhh... beasts of nurgle are so easy. boring even
original Helbore was a very funny melee weapon
but i got a laugh out of that
now Helbore is a very funny ranged weapon

yeah it's a lot better now
Oh yeah it does a lot of damage to the back esp.
It does decent headshot damage against bosses too.
I like that snore/sniff sound they make when they first see you
Of course better to just yank out ur melee tho
curious puppy noises
gay reverb
suckin on a chili dawg
I literally heard it 
i once solo'd a plague ogryn with helbore

very good job
Wait guys so why was heorthu banned?
Vhat
pretty sure it was transphobia related last time I heard
Aaaa
Huh
I have a norwegian heritage you foid
Calling missus a foid gotta be a hate crime
noid
Ur a choid
missus come havoc 17
would if I could

mods 👆 milk this guy ✊ 😔
Noooooo, I’ll take his place
nooo not me next haha
I volunteer as tribute
Id rather not be milked
milktide
Goontide
someone else click that real q
What do you guys think admech gimmick gonna be
no
Why no
you'd have the PoV of a pigeon
Pd2 hit the drill to fix it
They have more actually all over the big ass hammer head
I forget what it’s called the things on a sharks face that help it sense stuff
I NEED A MEDIC BAGGG
Electro sensors or some shit
Roaches in yo cock?? Srry to hear that twin
Did you eat them
Jacket using the fucking tape recorder to talk on hotline Miami was the funniest fucking shit ever

Being in gunfights using a tape recorder to shit talk the enemy is based
I bought the game for that reason
and then
I loved the game
buffing and overclocking weapons
Boring ngl
yet everyone will love it
Not me
its gonna sweep the floor with everything that exists around it
I was thinking like a backpack with extra arms, is that too ambitious
Like a tech priest back pack
Hitting servoskulls to work
also whatever admech does they had better auto-pass the mini hacking game
Nothing more
hmmm
Nah. Wont happen
how does capillary action work i can never get it to work
I played it first and loved it then when I saw the dlc I went WOOOOO
playing as jacket made it a billion times more fun
Became my main
reeel
it was? sick
Yeah
People played it in gsme lol
One of the people Ellie sneaks up on
She’s playing hotline Miami’s
You can hear the music when she takes her head phones off
Travis touchdown is playing hotline Miami also when bad man the father of bad girl sneaks into his trailer to avenge his daughters murder

Everyone recognizes hotline Miami lol it’s kind of nice it gets love
I THINK. i just created the most busted and powerful jojos stand by accident
Does something like +25% cleave from a talent point still do anything if your weapon doesn't have the vanguard or relentless attack chain?
Those silly names for attacks mean nothing
gonna be honest
25% cleave doesn't do much
not worth it
looks at PD2
Obviously the game ended cus the bombs fell lol
now if it's 200% cleave then maybe I will start caring
Jacket reminds me of the punisher
In that they are normal humans
But they can commit insane ultra violence
Feats of strength
No super powers
Just the raw human spirit
nothing even come close to the aura nor the ideas of frank. 
I mean franks like a normal human
But he can like explode your head with a punch
Or eat bullets
He’s so fucking angry he can just do it lol
dawg he is peak human
batman also is peak human
Like he was a soldier yeah
But he can punch you so hard your head explodes
Like becomes mist
0 skull
that's the pure adrenaline from khorne that runs through his balls every second
The punisher game ruled
Frank had a ultra kill mode
He pulls out two combat knifes
Starts diving at goons like wolverine if you dive
Does a bunch of throwing knife attacks or insta kills
He also regained health when you killed in this mode which was amazing
Just eating bullets like a terminator
ngl i hate captain falcon cuz he a bum
Frank horrigan
frank is juiced to the fucking gills
frank? frank castle?
Also he won’t beat up cap because cap was his hero
Dead ass lol
Cap beat the shit out of him once
magister said frank horrigan i thought we were switching
Frank just took the beating
he aint peak human
frank being chill with wolverine was also peak
He thinks cap and spider man are bitches who won’t go far enough
But he respects them for being “ real heroes”
I think daredevil counts too
ngl cap was def dropping mofos in WW 2 then he wakes up with no ptsd and is soft as butter
Cap literaly used a gun in the movie
There’s a scene of him shootint a gun lol
He just avoids it if he can help it
i know but he was def not moving like he was in ww2
Him and the howling commandos killed a lot of nazis
hell, if i was cap in ww2 i'd be bracing a m2
They had a whole fucking side story
Before he went under ice
They made it seem like a week in the movie
Bah
nah it felt longer than that in the movie but it was rushed
I remember some comic they wanted a new captain America
Like they needed a new one
And someone suggested the punisher lmao
spider man NOT sliming out his cast is diabolical tho like some of these guys GOTTA go
The response was “ they are both soldiers use but cap served in world war 2. Frank served in Vietnam.
Vietnam was a different kind of war
Frank was not like cap lmao
He would slime everyone tf out and probably refuse the cap outfit
spider man should anatomically shoot webs out of the buh
Spider-Man owes his life to the punisher, morbius and blade btw
and big bum for silk storage
They saved his life when he turned into man spider
wait frank was a NAM VET??? i thought he was in the sandbox
Although he did also almost kill the punisher
Original Frank is a nam vet they changed it to Iraq so his age wouldnt he stupid
frank would be like 70-80 no mods in the mcu lmao
They keep Frank young
So he became a Iraq vet instead of nam
Liek Spider-Man he can’t age
still kicking ass and punching through skulls at 80
I'm starting to really like the thunder hammer.
It was a nam sniper with a monkey skull necklace
That’s where Frank got his skull logo from
Spidey has also canoically been doing his thing since the 60s but Pete is only in his late 20s
Marvel loves the sliding timescale
The nam sniper killed multiple of his soldier pals
i think for the mcu at least it was better
Dead ass the punishers logo is from a monkey skull necklace that belonged to a Vietnam sniper he killed
That’s where he got the idea
After his family died
He remembered that fight in nam
How scary that sniper was
Liek Batman with the bats
if spidey was a teen and doing his thing in the 60s his ass would meet castle cuz of the nam draft LMAO
That's punisher max though, isn't it?
That’s old ass punisher I thought
I think max is its own canon
OG golden age ?
Soon it will be the cartel war or the ukraine war
you guys excited for the 2030s water wars
Never read punisher max
?
sup
I've already started drinking my own piss to prepare
ahead of the game
im too weak...
water wars when we are fighting marathon winning robots armed with 50 cal assault rifles and cooled by pure drinking water
I wish we would fight robots... shits just gonna be drones
When he nuked them on the MOON
if theyre gonna create horrific war crime machines, at least make it fun
who wants to fight a drone???
dog bots that dome you instantly
or some zoomer who fortnite dances over your corpse
ork mentality
bullets ruined it for everyone
we want up front krumpin
YESSSS
Every country gets a mech
I want to have gundam fights!!!!!!
Mechs? 
get stuck in with wobot
Every state gets a mech!
Ok garmin
thats fukcing hype

Sorry, it's all drones and long range missiles
Western mechs vs Eastern ones
since we have bipedal robots that can balance itself and do amazing acrobatics, we should upscale it and pilotable by us
pacific rim robots lets goooo
join together
I want mech that joins yeah
Dude do you know super mecha Godzilla ?
Are you aware of its design?
I've never seen any iteration of power rangers since the 90s
It’s a mecha Godzilla and a flying like jet military weapon
i watched the mighty morphin power rangers movie
I always wondered how that worked lmao, if one guy is the leg does he just have to worry about when to take a step
The ship like combines with mecha Godzilla bro
Do they like, fight monsters that escape tiktok in 2026?
It becomes a jet pack
Dead ass
A jet pack and he uses the ships cannons as shoulder cannons
It’s so peak
It has a combining montage like power rangers when they combine
after they joined, all the robot pilots transported to the main robot bridge
And his theme song starts playing
Super mecha Godzilla is my favorite Forsure of the mechas
Combining mechs are just peak
Gimme a mech where I DONT need a second pilot

i had drawn countless megazord when i was like 5-6
We thought the dumbest shit was cool as kids huh
-# resumes playing Darktide
battletech 

Give me a exo strider
armored cores
Who wants to see super mechaGodzilla ?
Godannar 
That usually compensates with a flight AI.
Super MechaGodzilla is peak
Kiryu is only cooler because it’s a literal Evangelion
That’s cheating ya know
Kiryu is using the skeleton and ghost of the original Godzilla
I have no idea what the second pilot does, but I'm assuming the USM is training an AI to do their job.
He’s his own unique thing

noob
the AI only helps to maintain the systems of the robot like gyro, preprogrammed movements like walking/running
Second pilot can uh.. go be a first pilot 
Usually is weapon controls or second person to make decisions or force a take over if the pliot faints from what I see in games.
you can insert prompt as a Pilot to tell the AI to make the robot do fortnite dances
Kiryu is kind of crazy
Nooblex
They use the skeleton to help pilot the mech
i liked the mechs in Hawken, but i dont think the game did very well
The Godzilla skeleton
Nooblade
its back but really rotten
Kfc has a $4.95 meal deal I can redeem and it gives a chicken fried skewer, tender, fries and gravy do I cop

Noob
yes
Kind of like how in the legendary Godzilla movies they use king Ghidorahs head to pilot mechaGodzilla
noob
of course wtf
i only got leftover dominos. but my inlaws are brining rendang tonight
getting it RN
so happy
rendang
j*b
rendang deez nuts

thank god my dad in law is a chef 🙏
good ol' indo spices
food plspls feed me plsplspsl
none for u
Ok I’m glad kfc closes at 6pm
zero food for u
elios goes outside to get kfc
Gravy??? But yes, if the tendies are good there.
I always go outside
not true
I go all the time
I spiritually go outside in Darktide all the time
Well I have to cause of picking up family members
So you a indoor cave dweller noob
Okay guys
Me too
What is everyone’s favorite darktide voice line
Any cutthroat VoC ones
hmmmm
I want to be the surface she lays on
traxis... Traxis-12? SHOOT IT!!!
I feel you
"are you drooling with anticipation or are you simply rabid? i feel i deserve to know"
Mine is the scab shotgunners voice line
I actually got a really funny one yesterday but forgot it
“IM COMIN FOR YA!!!!!🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️”
bites you
ow
oh true
Loose cannon fucking up codes always funny.
i like the m-loose and f-agitator flirtings
gets whacked with a shovel ARGHHHH!! dies in scab shotgunner
I like maulers when they decide to increase their voice volume by 1000% in comparison to their other lines
just to yell " WEAKLING!!!!! "
LET ME THROUGH🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️
KILL! KIIIIL!!!
"traxis.... seven... KILL ITT!!!!!!!"
DIE INSECT🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️
WEAPONS UP!!! KILL THEM🗣️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥
i hear this exact voiceline perfectly in my head
TRAXIS 67!!!
SIX SEVENNNNN RRAAAAAAH SHOOTS LASGUN HEROICALLY
oh yeah I got an M-LC and M-cutthroat one that I really liked
" never say things can get worse. "
' but it could be worse. '
" did you do that on purpose??? "
' may-buh. :) '
i should bite you for this
smyker do 6 7 hand motions while lighting comes out of their fingertips
cutthroat has a good sense of humor
We need a stoic Karl Urban type voice for vet
never!!!!!!
Beast masters
YOU WANNA TANGLE WITH ME!?🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️
god i wish packmasters spawned more
I literally still haven't gotten one outside of expeditions
where are they bruh they were 50% of the update
I don’t think they added them outside of that dogshit game mode
lamball
they said they'd add them in regular missions
but all we got is the armoured hounds
throws a wrench her direction
Caves your skull in
i ate the armoured hounds
gets bonked and flops to the floor
respawns that hurt >:[
tears off ur head
hi painted
Hi!
respawns and hits her with a black hole

I get money and I get coffee
Is it admech day yet
I’m coping by playing Techmarine in sm2
petition for FS to add a overweight aeldari
Servo arms are peak
Oooo! That’s Jeff, that one is bob, that is Robert. That one is Sarah.
truth nuke
Got my kfc
These are my poker friends :]
Only if she gets cat ears
Ael-dairy
Having your servo arm grab an enemy out of the air and smash them into the ground is absolute cinema 

He’s real op 
Does seem easier than the other classes imo
I once home brewed an admech based space marine chapter where the sergeants and above had servo arms 
I’m listening to a new song I like
ITS COMING TRUEEE
It’s been on repeat for 3 days now
Dude
Can they just let us have Pet servitors in this game
I'll pay money for one in this game
He’s a bit of a glass cannon from what I’ve experienced. Being able to gunstrike without the animation is peak tho
Ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat
YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
why does it remind me of the mechs from Obsolete 
If I had a servitor, I'd treat him right.
O?
It’s called. Virus by light the torch.
GARUT WE NEED IT
@somber stream the subject of robots being piloted by people has returned
Sounds like Admech and such are crutch classes for easy to use things.
lad be working
im signing up for the army if we have this
Im curious how it'll be in Darktide 🤔
I guess someone already datamined the auto aim skill 
we do know their abilities mind you
like all 3 of them
Ye. I dont expect him to see it for a while.
Its an old subject anyway. Small laugh
One side is aimbot. Wonder if the other two will be some other hax.
I will go to college and become a engineer to be in one
this is the Titanfall 3 we are promised
Just remember every homeless vet you've seen and that should cure it
Someone needs to ban him from THAT game.
mechanized infantry suddenly has a whole new meaning
I was crazy once
Shake it
But all seriousness. This is some good shit right here in terms of mech design.
Shake the rat
Hopefully not
but then agian, i guess the other 2 classes was kinda busted at launch
🇹🇷
Rat shaker was kind funny until you figure out what the metaphor is
admech is gonna hold the tradition for sure
the abilities are nasty
unless they have low baseline stats
we're looking at something worse
Who up shaking they rat
ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat ratshaker ratshaker rat rat rat rat

Neat song. Reminds me of some old stuff i used to listen to
meow
Think is, it is some level of aimbot since game shoots for you so...
Meow
mrrrp
TAKE THIS BLADE AND RELEASE ME🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️
they're doing this to me
DEAD GOD
Imagine admech get a little servitor friend that can remotely free others from nets or provide toughness from afar
would be fun
Infinite ammo 🙏
im doing this to you
that's evil
I want Hadron to be like “you’re all varlets… except for these guys”
If they got a servitor friend that could free people from nets, then people that accidentally get netted after everyone has jumped down wouldnt be an issue
oh yeah new voicelines 
Servo arm that frees you from nets and revives people if you stand next to them long enough 
" Let us inquire about your newly revealed relics, Skitarii. "
Naw, just make them play the trash rung instead so she can mock freely.
Hadron is a softie. "Go now, varlet. We both know you will return."
Would like them to sound more robotic driven and industrialized
no we should have a servitor we can pet
Maybe that's why she's on the mourningstar. She's too emotional and sentimental
hadron gives you headpats if you join the skitarii
The dog was difficult enough for them to implement, and is broken as is with the sheer ability to free you instantly from dogs or muties
Just type “buying servitor pet” in the lobby chat and someone will probably go for it 
FS, add this and my life savings are yours
500 million spent on Hadron
Assassinorium
I’m that rich, yes
Hadron and the 100 iron hands tech marines behind her
Yet they still won’t throw Ogryn a bone by making him immune to dogs 
Hadron calls you a good boy if you bring home more than 1000 tech scrap as a skit
No I just want a poorly made servitor to follow me and ocassionally wimper like the medicae

Get this dogshit away from me
that's all sorts of kinky
Begone satan

To be fair, most her age would have gone full mech.
She has an entire chapter just because she gives each of them head pats individually

o deer
GET BEHIND ME SATAN SPAWN
She’s just a wholesome story game chick
imagine its someone your char knows when they see the servitor

Right? He would just go to pet it and accidentally snap its neck.
The step aunt that taught them
their suffering nourishes me

The servitor will occasionally remember people they've played with in the past and nudge them in combat and provide a small buff
Who would win? Small doggo or giant ogre that can literally crush a space marine’s skull? 
ok slaanesh
People have 2 reactions to this character:
not caring
or
absolute horror
medicae
Sadism doesn't equal slaanesh you obese rabbit

Canonically, dogs are stronger then space marines confirmed
or lust
arby dog leg humping plagryn would be funny
Which means space wolves are the strongest space marines because they’re part dog
just lobotomize one of your teammates
I know what she is... she is a witch and she must drown because she knows how to count
i meeaan
if sadism counts as excess
nerd incoming
I wish
"Pain and pleasure indivisible" -@jaunty path
shadup

let me have my servitors.
sighs no your not goober. You just a a goofy person.
what kind of bug is a loboto-mite?
Pain is just a reminder we are all still living and we should be grateful that we have the privelege to feel such a diverse feeling; it lets us know how strong we are and how brave we are to overcome it despite the suffering it brings.
This is the way
Lamball seems like a good candidate for servitorization though.
I’m already missing half a brain
I can tell
alternatively pain sucks and i wish to avoid getting hit
Half a bran flake
bro did not have the ibuprofen
BRAN
you're in O.O?
MY BRAN
can i eat the parts the tech priest is gonna remove
smacks you
can i keep the wool?
Pain we cant avoid is a teacher to teach us that the best way to face tragedy and pain is to embrace it and navigate through it
or do ya wanna eat it?
It'll be crazy when Grendel crashes the mourningstar on Atoma and our hub switches to somewhere on the planet
no im good actually
you can't avoid me biting you
im fine too
make me a necron
Im a mush pile but even i know pain is necessary to develop kindness and patience toward others
it's so you can play bad to the bone riff .mp4 after every sentence isn't it?
you can be kind without having been hurt goofy
Missus then gets the flayer virus
monkey's paw curls, you're now just a basic necron warrior

what did goofy do to yall?
this philosophical discussion disinterests me. I need brisket
goofy is silly

