general-chat

[patent grove]

I prefer canadiengeese

[south valve]

I had a Portuguese teacher once

She was cool

[sleek harness]

Portugal enslaved the whole South America continent

[south valve]

OH

[astral basin]

[south valve]

News to me

[south valve]

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER

[sleek harness]

That's story that every Brazilian needs to learn

Obviously

[patent grove]

Don't forget the spanish conquistadors too

[sleek harness]

We learn that in 6th grade

[fleet beacon]

Alice get me my mallet

[astral basin]

Portugal borders spain

[south valve]

It’s okay, England also got colonised. We definitely didn’t do the same thing to a quarter of the entire planet 🤫

[sleek harness]

Also a teacher from the 6th grade kindly used me as a example of indigenous people from that time for their history class

[astral basin]

They are the same place

[sly quest]

Yes grandpa

[south valve]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Skully why you laughing

[south valve]

Are you?

[sleek harness]

Is racism funny to you

[sleek harness]

I am brown

[south valve]

Oh

That’s fucked up, Jesus

[sleek harness]

And probably the family of my father has indigenous heritage

[astral basin]

I had an 8th grade teacher try to make the claim that she can be considered mulatto just bc she had brown hair

She was mid-late 20s at the time
Dumb af college kids i swear man

[sleek harness]

This reminds me of the Animal Crossing community on Twitter having a meltdown after someone posted their in game character with a supposedly black people hair while having white skin tone

[astral basin]

…

[sleek harness]

No I am serious

That really happened on Twitter

[astral basin]

Yeah i know you are im just

Eugh

[sleek harness]

Shocked to the bone

[astral basin]

No

No

Unfortunately not shocked

[agile leaf]

So how much has changed with the new balance patch?

[astral basin]

Tired and avoiding a migraine

[agile leaf]

I saw they buffed the shovels

[sleek harness]

Crushers spawn less

[sleek harness]

It's alright

[agile leaf]

Good thing I did the Krak Grenade penance before that

[sly quest]

Literally nothing changed.

[fleet beacon]

3 hours of sleep is all I need

[sleek harness]

Things literally changed

[agile leaf]

Im still confused about the blessing changes. They changed some rending blessings into brittleness ones right?

[sleek harness]

I think so

[agile leaf]

That kinda throws a wrench into most meta builds I feel

[little marten]

peanut brittlebar

[sleek harness]

I believe some of the weapons now have 2 blessings that give brittleness now

[astral basin]

I can go on a tangential rant on how damaging people that claim to care about movements are for the actual movements
But. Thats a whole lotta whole lotta that doesn’t need to be said

[little marten]

is 25-30 the big havoc roadblock for some? i always win 30+ but for some reason 27-29 is just full of comps that fold before the mid mission event

[sly quest]

Nothing ever happens. Nothing ever changes

[little marten]

what movements? bowel?

[sleek harness]

But this isn't Helldivers 2

We are in Darktide

The 40k thing

[green beacon]

nothing ever happens mfs when something happens:

[agile leaf]

Huh they made Kantrael helmet equippable on Zealot

That's weird but alright

[astral basin]

Here we see an update drop, shit our pants, and wonder if its yet another skill tree mix around

[sleek harness]

For a moment I thought your pfp was that one fat bee playing a violin meme

[green beacon]

my pfp has been a red panda picture I took for like at least a year now

[sleek harness]

Another Veteran and Pysker build reset

[green beacon]

if not more

[little marten]

CHASM TERMINUS FELL TO THE HERETICS A LONG TIME AGO

[south valve]

Honey, time to remake your builds for the 50th time

[agile leaf]

Good thing I play Ogryn and I will never have to reset my builds

[sleek harness]

Don't worry, it will be a 51th time when Skitarri launches

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Are you hoping for Skitarii, Skaven?

[jaunty path]

Different skill levels yeah

[sly quest]

Well.. that will never… happen.

[south valve]

I don’t think I’ve asked

[sleek harness]

Did you saw the file size for this "patch"

[sleek harness]

It's basically confirmed

[south valve]

Hi!

[sleek harness]

Class name in files: Cryptid

[astral basin]

Dont say it so loudly

[sleek harness]

Very techy

And stuff

[south valve]

I thought all we knew was that it was admech

[south valve]

Are you hoping for Skitarii or tech priest?

[sleek harness]

Admech is a whole faction, Painted

It contains Skitarri in it

[south valve]

I know

That’s why I’m asking if you hope for Skitarii SPECIFICALLY

[astral basin]

Cryptic can also mean sneaky
Like assassinorum
Which makes sense if the last hoorah is to kill cult leaders

[sleek harness]

I want Veteran but techy

Not Zealot but techy

[south valve]

I knew it

[jaunty path]

I think its gonna be admech

[south valve]

You like femboys

[hazy kestrel]

If it’s not AdMech, I will actually just cry lmao

[south valve]

🫵

[sleek harness]

Says the Femboy

[jaunty path]

We're getting a lot of admech shit released

It would be fitting

[vapid matrix]

Chat

Im gonna switch

[astral basin]

Mfw i see someone ask for sicarian stilt legs or a kasrkin class

[vapid matrix]

I can’t be Homelander no more

[sleek harness]

Did you got tuberculosis?

[south valve]

Homeless 😔

[south valve]

Hi Person!

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[vapid matrix]

…

[astral basin]

Femboys are cool n all ig

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a kasrkin elite cuz you look like you double tap

[wheat scroll]

It has to be. There are even ability descriptions and stuff.

[hazy kestrel]

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[astral basin]

Most femboys i met are hyperbottom queens tho

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

“Hyper”

[hazy kestrel]

There’s layers?

The fuck

[south valve]

How did you learn this about them?

[sleek harness]

Fact about femboys: 75% of femboys don't dress in feminine clothes or act feminine in public

[sly quest]

I mean…

[sleek harness]

You know what that means?

[thick coyote]

Hoomlander

[sleek harness]

Higui what the hell is that pfp

[south valve]

I think that’s just because society () doesn’t really accept them

[thick coyote]

Ogryn

[fleet beacon]

What in the godamn

[agile crag]

are they all gay

[sly quest]

No

[sleek harness]

Looks like Enginner from TF2 eating a battle rifle

[thick coyote]

Uh

It's ogryn

[sleek harness]

No

[thick coyote]

And the sad in the rain meme

But like

[vapid matrix]

hello

[thick coyote]

Oggy is the goofy

[sly quest]

Hayio

[thick coyote]

and a psyker is the sad

But no room for psyker

And behind it are like

[vapid matrix]

Alice

[gloomy tartan]

what’s that one word

[thick coyote]

All Oggy weapons

[gloomy tartan]

Androgynusss

[sly quest]

Mason…

[thick coyote]

Except Hstubber

[little marten]

3 hexbounds in one room lmao0

[south valve]

I’ve seen one person dress as a femboy in public before and people were REALLY judgemental

[thick coyote]

But I should've definitely put Hstubber there

[gloomy tartan]

Did I spell androgynus right ?

[vapid matrix]

Are you born 2002?

[astral basin]

Femininity is not a requirement of being guy
Its just a very common factor between gay and fembos

[jaunty path]

no

[sly quest]

Yes… are you the jonkler.

[gloomy tartan]

You know the word I mean right ?

[little marten]

im mascufem

[jaunty path]

Androgynous.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

I’m kind of that lmao

I have the most non masculine shoulders ever bruh :/

[vapid matrix]

Jonkler?

[gloomy tartan]

Slanted

Anti broad shoulders

[little marten]

femculine

[sleek harness]

That one beatboxing joker

[south valve]

So…

/j

[gloomy tartan]

And my fingers match my lady friends in size

I have the dantiest fingers and toes

[vapid matrix]

Idk that one

[sleek harness]

I will send a picture to you

[sly quest]

Yes… look him up.

[gloomy tartan]

But then I’m also hairy and grow hair fast

[astral basin]

I have the frame. Just not the mass
Gaunt af

[gloomy tartan]

It’s confusing

[formal mortar]

Whats the jonkler

[sly quest]

Skill issue

[vapid matrix]

Im Not

[gloomy tartan]

I also have eyelashes and eyebrows women get jealous over

Like naturally long lashes

[vapid matrix]

My life is to sad

[sly quest]

oh wow… Mason.

[sly quest]

The joker but peak.

[gloomy tartan]

Naturally nice eyebrows

[formal mortar]

I have phenomenal eyelashes as well

[gloomy tartan]

My eyebrows are amazing

Also

[formal mortar]

I have to trim mine

[gloomy tartan]

Like sometimes I have get a tiny bit of uni Brow tiny hairs

[south valve]

PERISH, FIEND

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s so not a issue at all

[formal mortar]

Because they brush on my glasses

[sly quest]

[green beacon]

hg calling me twin lowk pmo I have longer lashes and cleaner eyebrows 💅 💅 💅

[gloomy tartan]

My nipple hair does that

Stick out side of tank tops sometimes

[delicate vapor]

Just found $100 in my jacket

[ancient violet]

How many libarls does it tk to change light by bulb???
hehheehehehheeehhh

THEIR GENDER

HHHEHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHHAHAA

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Today’s the day!

[sly quest]

CONGRATULATIONS

[hazy kestrel]

I think

[formal mortar]

I was just talking lashes

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve had a friend out eyeliner on me before and everyone thought I was hot

[sleek harness]

Cool, now give it to me

Like our deal

[gloomy tartan]

It was the funniest shit

Literally no one treated me badly

[sly quest]

Deleting your number rn

[formal mortar]

Is Alice Al?

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone told me I looked nice and treated me nice

[sly quest]

Yed

[sleek harness]

Al but Alice

[sly quest]

[formal mortar]

Thank

[gloomy tartan]

It was so funny

All it took was eye liner to get pretty privilege

[vapid matrix]

So Alice prentend to be an e Girl?

[ripe tangle]

yaknow what’s really funny?

[sleek harness]

You should also add your full name in your username

[gloomy tartan]

Or idk if I’m saying it wrong make up terms confuse

[sleek harness]

Mind of Sidness

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Lucia

[gloomy tartan]

It was the top eye lid thing

[south valve]

Alice without the lice would be A (tier)

[sly quest]

I’m a man.

[formal mortar]

My reflection in a fun house mirror

[vapid matrix]

My life is like a joke

[ripe tangle]

hahahaha

[ripe tangle]

No

[ancient violet]

Wrong

You are alice

[hazy kestrel]

MANDATED EDICT: LOVE YOURSELF!

[ripe tangle]

for saying your life is a joke I shoot you.

[hazy kestrel]

Please

[gloomy tartan]

We should call women girks

[south valve]

Wrong. Your A lice

[sly quest]

You’re very smart… eat a fish big buddy

[gloomy tartan]

No more girls

It’s girks

[vapid matrix]

But u have an nice e girl profile

[south valve]

Beaten to it

[sly quest]

Im just a cute tiny femboy is all p:

[gloomy tartan]

Women can come up with a funny name for guys

[sleek harness]

"I can so this, I am so worthless..."
"No you aren't pulls out automatic bolter and shoots them"

[astral basin]

So you proved them right by killing them as a joke
Nice

[gloomy tartan]

I unironicly want girk to be a thing

[sleek harness]

Also Lucia

Guess what

[vapid matrix]

The one who never received love don’t know how to love

[formal mortar]

I ate hot peppers and grew hair on my chest

[sly quest]

Guess what buddy.

[ancient violet]

I'm the joka baby

[sly quest]

LAMAOOAOAOAOOAOA

[vapid matrix]

Chicken butt

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s a joke

Deez nuts

[shell berry]

I guess crusher nerf

[shell berry]

You?

[sleek harness]

No, I would call her a hag

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes I’m funny

[sleek harness]

She's 30000 years old

[vapid matrix]

She’s single?

[shell berry]

So a goth baddie then?

[gloomy tartan]

But I need like liquor or women to impress or guys to establish dominance at by being funny

[sleek harness]

I don't know, ask her

[gloomy tartan]

Men establish dominance by being the funny one or the tough one etc

[shell berry]

@gothbaddie

[vapid matrix]

Who we talking about?

[gloomy tartan]

Claiming our niche in the man pack

[shell berry]

Your mom

[sleek harness]

She's totally crushing your chest with a hammer

[ancient violet]

Gamers are the most oppressed minority, since the beginning of time itself

[sleek harness]

Sister Lucia

[astral basin]

Establish? Dominance? What are these words funny man

[gloomy tartan]

What about poor people

[vapid matrix]

Fuck u

[shell berry]

Is the hammer her thighs?

[sly quest]

Are you actually seeing this.

[vapid matrix]

Sister Lucia u single ?

[sleek harness]

Lno

[sly quest]

Holy wow.

[shell berry]

Don’t mind if I do

[sleek harness]

It's a literal hammer

Like

[gloomy tartan]

The mob mentality of men in a group claiming niches in the group

[sleek harness]

A weapon

Of killing

[astral basin]

Shes married to the emperor

[shell berry]

Her thighs can be WMDs

[sly quest]

We all are.

[ancient violet]

Yes, only gamers understand the pain of being told to go to bed at 8:00 pm

[gloomy tartan]

In a group of men when they form they decide who’s the big tough one, who’s the funny one, who’s the crazy one etc

[formal mortar]

White Mens Dreams?

[vapid matrix]

Good guy this emperor

[gloomy tartan]

These food chain niches must be filled

This is how a mob of men work

[shell berry]

Weapons of mass destruction

[sleek harness]

Don't include me into this Polymorph relationship

[little marten]

Hi! Few things to start off with 🙂 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

[gloomy tartan]

Like a food hierarchy

[shell berry]

Seems like a fed

[gloomy tartan]

When guys form a group they decide which guy does what

[formal mortar]

You're hired, get to cooking

[astral basin]

Your words make brain hurt funny man

[gloomy tartan]

Its funny human stuff

Testosterone

[blazing ibex]

Why did I look at Gen chat today

[ancient violet]

Society wants use to get up in the morning to go to school or work

What if we lived in a world where it is always an all nighter on fortnite?

[blazing ibex]

Why do I do this to myself?

[little marten]

imagine if you hadnt tho

[gloomy tartan]

I establish my rank in the male troop by drinking a lot more than everyone else

[shell berry]

Why can’t I play darktide all day?

[gloomy tartan]

This gains respect of the other males and any women around

[sleek harness]

Life changing

[ancient violet]

A world is possible

[formal mortar]

I will win this game

[gloomy tartan]

It also allows you to be ready to fist fight anything

[little marten]

oh look its you

[gloomy tartan]

If that happens

[shell berry]

I get with all women by being nice

[sleek harness]

Oh look, it's you

[gloomy tartan]

Who said im not nice ?

[proven basin]

Anyone here getting the new Forza

[shell berry]

Can I fist your mom?

[ancient violet]

Us gamers will rise from the ashes of the old world

[little marten]

here to make me small 🙁

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not a meme Peter that’s just porn

[twin flower]

Wuh

[shell berry]

I meant fist fight your mom 😭

[formal mortar]

Back to work I go

[gloomy tartan]

I’m the nicest drunk ever

I’m supportive as fuck

[shell berry]

Hi dad, I’m dad

[sleek harness]

I know punctuation and mathematics past the 6th grade

[gloomy tartan]

You could get challenged by Zeus while drunk and if I’m drunk I’d join in to help you 2 v 1 Zeus

[sleek harness]

I am so better than you

Hah

[hazy kestrel]

I think everyone does, Skaven

[shell berry]

Have you heard of double Fourier series?

[sleek harness]

You freaks don't

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a friendly, loyal and supportive drunk

[little marten]

well if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i toether

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

[sleek harness]

I asked yall a simple mathematical question and just one answered right

[gloomy tartan]

I love seeing cute stuff when I’m drunk lol

[little marten]

what was the question

[gloomy tartan]

Baby animals

[hazy kestrel]

You’re gonna make me choke on my water with these bad jokes lmao

[shell berry]

I’ll just put u in the corner and me and her next to each other

[twin flower]

but you dont even know what a tropical region is

[shell berry]

Don’t cough on the whole one inch

[little marten]

the 'chair' 🤭

[sleek harness]

Mathematical question for you freaks:
Whats 12+3x=8-x

[hazy kestrel]

Go to horny jail

[shell berry]

Isn’t that life?

[gloomy tartan]

I bet you don’t even all the multiple biomes California has.

[jaunty path]

9mm point blank

[gloomy tartan]

I bet you don’t even

[sleek harness]

Yeah I do, and it's definitely not where you life

Desert boy

[shell berry]

I heard that California has shit on the streets. Is it true?

[little marten]

u want me to tell u what x is?

[twin flower]

Just cuz it hasnt rained doesnt mean its a desert ratman..

[sleek harness]

Yeah duh

[gloomy tartan]

Every where has shit on the street somewhere

[shell berry]

X = her

[twin flower]

You should know this considering your country is predominantly tropical.. 😢

[gloomy tartan]

Although I will say the littering issue is annoying

But that sounds more like a Los Angeles thing

[little marten]

2

[sleek harness]

It's minus 1

[shell berry]

So rich people then

[hidden whale]

x = 67

[gloomy tartan]

I hear New York and France also have similar issues with trash

[little marten]

no its literally 2

[fleet beacon]

@sly quest when does the killing begin

[sleek harness]

It's minus 1, Nurgle

[shell berry]

x = happiness

[gloomy tartan]

No rich people live in the Hollywood hills

Or Malibu

[little marten]

thats what an amateur at best mathematician would say

[gloomy tartan]

Most of LA is apartments

[little marten]

so i cant fault you

[shell berry]

Are women cute?

[blazing ibex]

New York littering is really bad

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a culture thing

I’ve come to learn

People get used to littering

[sleek harness]

I did gained a golden medal on mathematics actually

[gloomy tartan]

And also police not policing it

Giving tickets

[twin flower]

what about geographics

[gloomy tartan]

It compounds over time into a littering culture

[wheat scroll]

Every major city does nowdadays.

[sly quest]

I’m sorry grandpa, give it another 30 please

[gloomy tartan]

Lack of trash cans also

[little marten]

was this in a competition for wrongest answers?

[sleek harness]

Brazil is the only place that matters

Maybe USA

[twin flower]

yall playing?

[sly quest]

Yes! but we’re waiting rn

[gloomy tartan]

They have a lack of locations to throw trash a lack of police ticketing people for littering and it leads to a culture accustomed to littering

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

couldve fooled me

[gloomy tartan]

You can look at places globally where littering is normalized

And it’s a cultural thing from generations and generations

It gets normalized and no one cares anymore

[ripe tangle]

I hate littering

[twin flower]

got room for 1 more?

[little marten]

ok i googled it

[gloomy tartan]

Everyones doing it, there’s not trash cans available, and it’s not a crime anymore where you get tickets

[little marten]

you're right

[ripe tangle]

and I was taught growing up to pick it up when I see it so I do it automatically…

[fleet beacon]

in scouts we left no trace mhm.

[gloomy tartan]

I passionately agree

There’s a golden age punisher comic where he shoots a machine gun at people who are littering

[ripe tangle]

unless there’s like, a TON of it and I’m in a hurry, then I probably honestly wont tbh

[gloomy tartan]

The city’s need to add more fucking trash cans

That’s the issue too

[ripe tangle]

but if I see a cup or can or wrapper yeah I pick it up

[gloomy tartan]

It’s hard to find one sometimes

[little marten]

but who cares about maths the only people who like maths are that wheelchair dude and he spent all his time hanging out with epstein

[gloomy tartan]

They love making it hard to find a fucking public trash can or bathroom

[jaunty path]

dont touch no dirty shit you see on the ground

[fleet beacon]

it build character

[ripe tangle]

I pick up litter all the time though 😐

[sleek harness]

Dummy

[gloomy tartan]

You are a good person

[little marten]

bro i swear on my dearest relatives life i have NEVER glazed stephen hawnking fr

[ripe tangle]

i literally own a pokey stick for picking up litter

[gloomy tartan]

Ooooooo

That’s coool

The pokey stick rules

Fuck I forgot those exist bro

Fuckkkkk

[wheat scroll]

Bathroom , kind of, usually have to pay in EU countries. But trash cans? Nah, man. Thats people being lazy.

[gloomy tartan]

Bro in Cali

[little marten]

'oh wow he's so smart' 'oh wow quantum physics'

actually no, he was a lil bitch

[gloomy tartan]

You need a phone to use bathrooms now

You need a APP

you have to log in

It’s bullshit lmao

It’s anti homeless is all it is

Like oh you don’t have a phone to get this app fuck you no toilet

There’s one of them at this park I go to they removed the normal bathrooms

[twin flower]

what steps them from just going in tho

[gloomy tartan]

It seals itself

It’s one them like self cleanign ones

[vapid matrix]

Chat

Time to sleep

[little marten]

what if u drop ur phone down the toilet

[vapid matrix]

Good night y’all

[fleet beacon]

just use your bare hands

its what i do

[twin flower]

all that tech for toilets? lmao

[gloomy tartan]

But they still require maintenance by a human

[gloomy tartan]

It’s one toilet

[sly quest]

Good night good night

[gloomy tartan]

A single one

[ripe tangle]

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone has to wait in line for it

When they have sport games at park

[sly quest]

@dusty bramble excuse me but r you done? I’m sorry

[gloomy tartan]

Insteaf of a woman and men toilet

[little marten]

just pee in the bushes

[twin flower]

what kind of public restroom jut have one toilet tho

[gloomy tartan]

Not it’s 1

[gloomy tartan]

And you need a phone

To use a app

To get it to open

For each use

[twin flower]

i'd rather go somewhere else

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll send a pic of it bro

When I walk my dog

It’s so stupid

I bet it’s out sourced t

[fleet beacon]

i piss wherever and whenever i want damnit

[gloomy tartan]

To some company that pays the city

[little marten]

u got verify your anus with photo ID to use the toilet incase you're using a stolen one

[gloomy tartan]

Bro it’s liek what if you don’t have a smart phone lmao

Fuck you no toilet for you lmao

[little marten]

ask to use a friends anus?

[sly quest]

Ok. @fleet beacon @twin flower let’s play till Victor get back to us

[hidden whale]

gmaing?

O.o

[wheat scroll]

and send pictures of your feet...for uhhhh.... security reasons

[twin flower]

Oh

booting it up

[south valve]

Discord is bugged and keeps saying I’ve got a ping from someone in DMs when I don’t

[hidden whale]

I have a force greatsword psyker ready to keel

[sly quest]

OH I THOUGHT YOU LEFT

[fleet beacon]

damn kids

[hidden whale]

I just got back

[sly quest]

ok lets play four of us till victor comes

[south valve]

Wha huh

[sly quest]

YAY PERFECT TIMING

OK WAIT

[fleet beacon]

i hate waiting

[gloomy tartan]

Hey yall watch the monarch show

For legendary Godzilla?

[south valve]

The coronation?

[hidden whale]

wait so theres a government or corporate database somewhere... with all our holes?

[little marten]

I don’t disagree with this

[hidden whale]

in this universe?

[twin flower]

i stopped at season 1

[gloomy tartan]

Nah monarch the organization that study’s kaiju

[gloomy tartan]

They did weird shit in the end

[little marten]

You heard 😼

[gloomy tartan]

But I’m curious where it will go

[little marten]

Probably tbf

[gloomy tartan]

To not spoil anythjng

[delicate vapor]

Forgot about the new Godzilla movie coming

[twin flower]

uhhh, friend code or something, I forgot how to do this

[hidden whale]

imma leak the holes

IM IN (the database)

[twin flower]

i actually prolly havent 🤔

[south valve]

Liminal doro

[sly quest]

Wait my discord is lagging wth

[gloomy tartan]

The endjng of monarch was cool

[little marten]

Uh oh

[astral basin]

Fetishes are nothing to be ashamed of. Unless its humiliation, then you should be ashamed you nasty little pervert

[twin flower]

no rush

game still launching anyway

[fleet beacon]

all the rush damnit

[little marten]

Top 5 fetishes?

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[gloomy tartan]

They are doing a show following the young snake plisken during the Cold War

[south valve]

Unless it’s masochism, then I will strangle you for your crimes

[sly quest]

https://discord.gg/nn68s9Gm

[gloomy tartan]

When Russians want to unleash a kaiju

It’s implied it might be Rodan

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[jaunty path]

Its behind closed doors and hurting no body i dont care ngl

[dusty bramble]

so sorry, go ahead and do a match or two, got caught up in running errands

[little marten]

1. Shrunken head
2. Ancient tome
3. Relic of the true cross
4. Djinns eyes
5. Feet

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[sly quest]

Yes its okay! Take your time!

[little marten]

Top 5 fetishes

[south valve]

Are these yours?

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[little marten]

Yes but I mixed up the order 😈

[final plover]

hell yeah

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was taking a life size robot that looks exactly like you to Disneyland

Is that still cool

[twin flower]

I need to close something real quick hang on

[jaunty path]

eyes, feet, knees, hands, finger nails.

[south valve]

Knees???

[gloomy tartan]

Tall

[little marten]

What kinda finger nails we talking

[south valve]

How do you even…?

[gloomy tartan]

Tall

Even taller

[little marten]

Tall is based but im a short queen kinda girl

[sly quest]

6768104867

[gloomy tartan]

I allways been with women shorter than me

Not like I preffer that lmao

[agile crag]

i have a girl fetish

[gloomy tartan]

I think that’s what preffers me lol

Don’t most women want someone taller

Like globally

[stuck crescent]

Is hating the krieg a fetish?

[little marten]

Just pretend your 6’0

[gloomy tartan]

I know crazy statement

[south valve]

I have a fetish for people who exploit me emotionally

[agile crag]

yes its just insticnt

[little marten]

That’s up to you

[south valve]

You freakster

[gloomy tartan]

I’m like between 5’8 and 5’9

[stuck crescent]

I don't understand whats going on

[gloomy tartan]

Closer to 5’9 I think

[final plover]

just lie

[stuck crescent]

Cau hi

[gloomy tartan]

I grow weird

I don’t lie to women

[little marten]

All I read is 6’0 in good lighting

[gloomy tartan]

I know crazy

I grew up with sisters

No brothers

So I’m not a lie to women guy

Insane right

[sly quest]

@twin flower

[south valve]

Evil code

[timber elk]

is dancing

[south valve]

Hi Lamb?

!

[gloomy tartan]

If I can’t be honest with someone why would I want to be with them

[timber elk]

dances harder

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[south valve]

How Lamb is dancing

[gloomy tartan]

That little thing amuses me

[astral basin]

Man. When will we get to the age when all surgeries are cosmetic?
Like. EVERYTHING has some alternative fix

[timber elk]

Than don’t I got a song for you

[south valve]

Never gonna give you up

[gloomy tartan]

Here’s a question for you guys

If you were damaged like robo cop bad level damaged

And they could only save 3 parts of you

What 3 you pick

[astral basin]

You know the rules and so do i

[timber elk]

I sent the song

[gloomy tartan]

Eyes count as 1 part so does your parts that make baby’s

[south valve]

Brain, eyes, penis. This is optimal

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

I thought the same shit

We’re on the same wavelength

Although not having a heart would be fucking weird

I almost want to switch eyes and heart

Or Maybie I should pick lips that’s apparently one of my best traits.

[south valve]

This is because Bachn ïgvddthũ

[gloomy tartan]

Did you just cast a rune on me

wtf was that you said

[south valve]

I couldn’t explain it so I spoke Painted

Secret language

I mean language

[little marten]

Feel like that’s a fairly universal answer lmao

[delicate vapor]

Holy crust

[south valve]

Speaking of kangaroos

sorry

[delicate vapor]

What

[south valve]

Mwahaha

[delicate vapor]

I’m not that version of Australian

[south valve]

Oh

😔

My sense of humour is a failure

[delicate vapor]

I’m mostly Asian and look Asian and most part is Asian

[little marten]

🫵😂

[south valve]

NURGLE NO

YOU SENT THAT TOO LATE

😭

[jaunty path]

So what your telling me is your mexican. understood

[little marten]

Ikr lmao it made it funnier to me

[gloomy tartan]

wtf lmao

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

wtf missus lol

[little marten]

But obviously completely unintended

[astral basin]

Elios… is a kiwi

[south valve]

🥝

[little marten]

It don’t matter where you come from (except space) you look BEAUTIFUL to me

[astral basin]

You sayin aliens cant be beautiful?

[little marten]

I reckon they’re uggos

[astral basin]

Has star trek and star wars taught you nothing?

[timber elk]

But…..I’m a lamb and im beautiful…..

[delicate vapor]

Noii

[little marten]

This is true

[little marten]

Dex 🥵

[delicate vapor]

Have to do laundry in this cold morning

[astral basin]

sheers the wool

[gloomy tartan]

What if aliens attack to free the fuck bots once those are developed

[timber elk]

MY WOOOOL

[gloomy tartan]

They think we created a slave race

[astral basin]

Chris youve gone too far

[timber elk]

is a hairless creature

[gloomy tartan]

I predicted the actual future

[little marten]

Wild comment but it tickled me

[gloomy tartan]

You’re right I’m sorry

I ruined the future timeline

Now instead harambe 2 will get shot instead

[astral basin]

Yessssss ye be pink n skinny naught but the top of ye head

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck I have to go back and stop Franz Ferdinand from getting into tech decks

[astral basin]

Franz was doing sick flips?

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know Amelia the airplane flying lady

She’s in the back rooms

[little marten]

Didn’t he die and start ww1

[gloomy tartan]

In some of backrooms lore

[gloomy tartan]

He was on a parade someone failed to assassinate him he continued on the parade and was successfully carbombed

[astral basin]

Indeed
Assassination
Multiple wars declared. Multiple alliances pulled. All of a sudden it was everywhere

[gloomy tartan]

The Assassins were all dying from lung sicknesses

So they wanted to die for something glorious

Not a meaningless death

That’s why they didn’t care if they died and tried to kill him

They were dying allready

[little marten]

Maybe he should have taken +1 wound curio

Inshallah

[astral basin]

Lung sickness? Was franz mistreating his minors?

[gloomy tartan]

So to be real the pnumonia or whatever it was caused ww1

No bro people just caught sickness more back then lol

There’s places people would visit to heal from it

Colonies

[little marten]

Tbf it’s probably the empirical dong measuring between the countries that started it more so than the dude getting capped

Both sides were practically begging to show off their arms

[gloomy tartan]

It is largely true that the key assassins involved in the plot to kill Archduke Franz Ferdinand were suffering from terminal tuberculosis, which influenced their willingness to carry out the attack.

Nvm it was TB

The three main conspirators—Gavrilo Princip, Nedeljko Čabrinović, and Trifun Grabež—were suffering from tuberculosis (then known as the "white death") and were aware their lifespans were limited.

[astral basin]

Retaliations, alliances, asset grubbing
Became wide scale

[gloomy tartan]

Because they knew they did not have long to live, the prospect of an early death was less daunting, and they were motivated to die for a cause, aiming to liberate South Slavs from Austro-Hungarian rule.

So tuberculosis caused world war 1

If you want to be real

[little marten]

Oh of course but you gotta think Germany was a new military power after the unification and Belgium/France/UK were hungry for some imperial prowess in light of rescinding empires

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

But to be fair Ferdinand should of stopped the parade when him and his wife survived a failed cat bombing instead of continuing the parade only to be car bombed successfully

What happened after was various counties being forced to help because of alliances

Which would bring in more countries forced to help because of alliances

To the point everyone was fighting

Everyone got roped into it

[astral basin]

Nationalism caused ww1
Tb just put some astroglide on it

[crude hull]

Sah, what does...uh... Two-berk-you-low-cyst mean?

[gloomy tartan]

How about don’t just attack anyone that attacks your allies

[low blade]

He wasnt successfully car bombed. He was shot

[gloomy tartan]

Is that it?

Huh

They did try to bomb his car tho

[little marten]

If I was franz I’d probably have tried to avoid the bullet

[gloomy tartan]

Didjt they?

Or Molotov it

And his wife as with him too

And he was all LETS KEEP DOIJG THE PARADE

[crude hull]

Why didn't Franz try pressing left and spacebar to dodge the bullet?

Rookie mistake.

[low blade]

Yeah, and it failed and detonated a few cars behind. He was shot after visiting those wounded in that bombing in the hospital. Then shot later in the day

[gloomy tartan]

If someone tried to assassinate me paraded over

[crude hull]

There's a sound que when you're about to get shot and everything.

Asleep at the keyboard

[low blade]

Again, they did stop it. He was shot after

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah he seemed to not he evil

[astral basin]

Dude felt like there were no consequences ig

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it’s nice he visited the hurt people

He’s not the one who started ww1

His death just lead to the snowball effect

Where everyone had to help because of alliances

[astral basin]

If i was shot trying to visit my guys in a hospital
Im bunkering up and getting tf out

[low blade]

Also it wasnt a parade just more of a drive through the city. The crowds only emerged naturally because he was the Archduke

[little marten]

Personally I feel like ww1 was very over the top

[gloomy tartan]

But yeah his assassins all had TB

So they wanted to die for soemthing big

Be remembered

Etc

[crude hull]

WW2 at least made sense to join in because of how blatantly evil and heinous certain countries were acting towards others.

But yeah ww1 basically feels like reluctant agreement due to alliance deals.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah ww1 would be like if two neighbor started war and then all their neighbors joined in to help their neighbor

And the domino effect ensues

Where you GOTTA help your allies

Everyones doing it

We promised to help if you were attacked so

I guess it’s WARRRRRR

[astral basin]

I was bored by the time the us dropped their second nu-
…
Nvm bad joke

[timber elk]

MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

You gotta admit

[crude hull]

Alright who let the world eater out of his kill cage?

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Calming a bomb Fatman is based

[timber elk]

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Like that’s based of America

That’s hilarious

[little marten]

How did they know Enola was gay?

Because he made an explosive entrance

[gloomy tartan]

GET EM FAT MAN

[crude hull]

Hey look, is that Angron?

[gloomy tartan]

💥

[astral basin]

Thats just lamb
Feed em poo stew and theyll be back to normal

[timber elk]

No. This is lambert :3.

[crude hull]

Nice.

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a actor called lambert

[timber elk]

FUCKER STOLE MY NAME

I CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT

[gloomy tartan]

Mortal kombat movies I think

[astral basin]

Is it theft if he had it first

[gloomy tartan]

The old ones

[crude hull]

"You've defeated me horus lupercal...you really are the Warhammer 40,000...."-sanguinius

[gloomy tartan]

Why doesn’t Warhammer have a magic Warhammer

Called “ the Warhammer “

The hammer the emperor used to bludgeon people to death

[little marten]

I’ve got 39,999 reasons to use the hammer for war and you’ve just made yourself the 40,000th

[crude hull]

There should be a space Marine chapter called the hammers of war

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor should have a big hammer by his chair

[tight pine]

Sigmar had a warhammer… was pretty strong too

[gloomy tartan]

Based

But I want a giant one for the emperor

[crude hull]

Oh man

[gloomy tartan]

Wait wait wait how big is his skeleton?

[fair bridge]

fih

[gloomy tartan]

Is he bigger than a normal human?

[crude hull]

Let's get a new chaos entity in lore

Malal-

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine the emperor is tall as shit

Like a dark souls boss

[little marten]

Do you think the emperor would drink coke or pepsi (people who say Fanta will be reported)

[timber elk]

NO IM THE NEW CHAOS ENTITY

[gloomy tartan]

Is he actually big?

[timber elk]

THE CHAOS GOD CALLED LAMBALL

[gloomy tartan]

Like is he as big as a space marine ?

A normal human?

[crude hull]

The god of palworld ip?

[gloomy tartan]

How huge is the emperor

Lore nerds help

[timber elk]

…….touchcè.

[gloomy tartan]

Is he like a normal skeleton on a chair

[crude hull]

He's at LEAST 40,000 Warhammers tall

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz I allways imagined him like a giant skeleton

In a giant throne

[patent grove]

The golden throne can actually transform into a golden warhammer

[little marten]

He’s got gamers posture sitting in that chair all day 💀

[gloomy tartan]

That would be the funniest shit

[crude hull]

Imagine if when Guilliman visited terra to see his father and it was actually just Guilliman getting roasted Xbox live chat style by the emperor.

[gloomy tartan]

Does he sound like one voice

Or multiple

The emperor ?

[little marten]

“Dad do you really need to sacrifice 4k more Psykers to run your vertical monitor”

[crude hull]

Father please answer me!
"Ayo shut up girlyman, I'm on a massive kill streak rn fr fr. Go do some taxes loser."

[gloomy tartan]

Since he eats psykers I wondered if he gets there voices added to his

Some we are many legion shit

[crude hull]

"At least 4k to get 4k resolution."

[fair bridge]

you guys wanna see something crazy??

woag....

[crude hull]

Pot of grin

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOOO

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

HES RELEASED THE ANICENT EVIL

[south valve]

Dies of death

[dusty bramble]

@sly quest ye has risen, it is time

[south valve]

And pot

[sly quest]

YES JOIN VC PLEASE

[dusty bramble]

It seems I cannot, it is full

[timber elk]

actives a red power axe and starts swinging it around at painted while jumping around like master yoda

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[fair bridge]

YOU TOOK MY CHANNEL RAAAAAAA

[delicate vapor]

Be faster noob

[dusty bramble]

its fine i didnt want to play havoc anyway

[stuck crescent]

You slumber, cucumber

[sly quest]

JOIN

NOW

[gloomy tartan]

Hav oc I hardly know her

[fair bridge]

im drinking dabinky

[dusty bramble]

Thats a knee slapper

[sly quest]

https://discord.gg/nn68s9Gm

Get in.

[dusty bramble]

The VC is full

[gloomy tartan]

You need to be in a party vc

To partyyyyyyyyyyy

[fair bridge]

that's the invite link to the server WEEZO

[acoustic pebble]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[fair bridge]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045849903143866539

THIS is the link you want

[sly quest]

https://discord.gg/qxNA4rkY ok here

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

What you sexy nerds doin?

[delicate vapor]

Lighttide

[acoustic pebble]

Mmmm. Looks tasty

[dusty bramble]

You ketchup on some zeds, you get outta my heads

[fair bridge]

weed before beer you're in the clear beer before weed i think i peed

[stuck crescent]

Going to be honest

Didn't think I'd get to one hundred

[dusty bramble]

@hidden whale added you

Svetovit/Skaldr

[timber elk]

Me at 3am making pizza bagels in the microwave:

[regal jasper]

what are u guys doing?

[stuck crescent]

Nothing good

[delicate vapor]

If you love soup so much why don’t you marry soup

[hidden whale]

gooning

[regal jasper]

delicious

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[sly quest]

Literally idk

[delicate vapor]

Noob is here

[stuck crescent]

Saibot?

[regal jasper]

noob

[delicate vapor]

Noob

[delicate vapor]

Close

[wintry fog]

Mourning path of exile 2

[regal jasper]

noob

[timber elk]

Noob

[regal jasper]

shut up...

[timber elk]

Your bad. At titanfall 2.

Your bad. At marvel rivals.

[regal jasper]

I never played this bullshits

I play roblox, the GOTY

[timber elk]

How sad.

[wintry fog]

Alright chat, would you rather,

1. The grossest homeless dude you can imagine
2. Frieza from dragon ball z

[delicate vapor]

Found a kfc meal for $6.45

[tawdry edge]

give me it

[stuck crescent]

No

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[wintry fog]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
tomodachi life is dogshit right?

[lethal solstice]

No?

Its silly fujoshi sim 2026

[fair bridge]

these freaking pink names have GOT to GO

theyre WEEZOS

[tawdry edge]

whar we do

[fair bridge]

holy shit......

[gloomy void]

How’s the patch so far?

[fair bridge]

good. crushers are endangered and scum is a little bit more nerfed

bit pissed about scum but it's necessary

now they just need to remove arbites from the game........and the circle is complete......

[gloomy void]

Scum was definitely a bit to strong

[hidden whale]

what arbites do? O.o

[rough verge]

Arbites the goat

Shock mine+just ok melee weapon goes crazy

[graceful hamlet]

Psyker buffs let’s goooooooooo yea I know they don’t really do anything it’s just funny

[little marten]

ADD ME ON BLUETOOTH?

[delicate vapor]

The Bluetooth device is connected successfully

[cerulean zephyr]

will fat shark reduce the scrap needed for pro trader (5) or do i need to play this game like a second job

[graceful hamlet]

Maybe eventually. Maybe.

And by eventually, I mean like next year

[delicate vapor]

Saw a dude get pulled over by cops

[hazy valley]

They probably won't reduce the scrap for penances tbh. There are a lot of grindy penances for the classes too (it was REALLY bad on Ogryn when I had to go through that one)

A lot of people no-life'd it hard when Expeditions first released into Malice grinding

I'm kinda just waiting for them to figure out scaling rewards to difficulty fixes the problem of everyone being bored out of their minds

Of course everyone is bored fighting Malice tier enemies in the new mode but they're only doing it because the penances are so grindy and it's the optimal way to grind them

[delicate vapor]

[regal jasper]

[twin flower]

Guh

[astral basin]

I came to rant against Salamanders not actually being the humanitarian faction

Everyone poses them as the jolly green sweethearts.
No. They CELEBRATE humanity and its life.

They are still space marines. You are still a mortal in a VERY bad situation
If you cant be evacuated like you were supposed to, you will still be catalogued as a casualty

The whitescars are the same way. They are just more focused in who they take care of

[delicate vapor]

you got a point tho

[hazy valley]

I think anyone that saw that saw Pariah Nexus and watched Sa'kan torch the guard forced to be traitor puppets at the hands of Necrons figured out they're not angels but Sa'kan does have his moments speaking to humans as well as his moment speaking with the Ultramarine in The Tithes. He peaches the merits of humanity and the truth of what they're fighting for

[hidden whale]

holy lore

[crisp thorn]

Don't know if this is the right channel to ask, but would anyone be willing to help me get my last psyker penance? Its the Malleus Monstronum and need to damage a monstrosity for 50% of their health on Heresy difficulty with brain burst. It needs to be a private match

[hazy valley]

I think Sa'kan was a good lens into the mind of Salamanders tbh

[hidden whale]

strip poker? O.o

[astral basin]

I still need to watch pariah nexus ngl
Salamanders are kinda the guys in hazmat suits. Charming, until they suit up for cleaning detail.

Hm. Strip poker

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening

[astral basin]

Good evening 🧛

[twin flower]

Talking about space marines?

[graceful hamlet]

Sphess marines

[astral basin]

In an inquisition game no less

[graceful hamlet]

I hope the new cosmetic pack in sm2 is a Salamander Heavy

[delicate vapor]

just make sure you can tell the difference between the good green astartes and evil green astartes

[astral basin]

We got the sniper tbo?

[delicate vapor]

as a civilian

[astral basin]

Theres 3 green chapters 😢

[graceful hamlet]

New pack is Salamanders since people weren’t happy the last was a sniper

Also Heavy needs more cosmetics 😔

[delicate vapor]

deathguard

[graceful hamlet]

The sinister and lame Dork Angels

[hazy valley]

I think the difference between Ultramarines in Space Marine 2 assisting Cadians, and Sa'kan going out of his way to try to protect a few humans in Pariah Nexus is telling. With the Ultramrines it feels a lot like the Imperial Guard are tools. You would not give your life to save a hammer no matter how good that hammer is. And you'd probably think it foolish for someone to sacrifice their life to save a hammer and consider it silly sentiment that would lead you to your doom.

Meanwhile compare that with Sa'kan || pausing to ask the Ultramarine Apothecary beside him about the Guardsmen trapped in that Necron prison when they're collecting the geneseed of the fallen Ultramarines. The Apothecary has Guilleman's logic and reason. There is no time for them. They are out of it regardless. They are already at death's door and the effort it would take to save even one of them is beyond the two Space Marines. They have a mission. But that Sa'kan pauses to look upon them at all and question if they can be saved is the difference. ||

An Ultramarine is cold and calculating. If you are saved, it is because you are valuable to the mission. A Salamander is compassionate. They will save you if they can, they will bleed for you. But the mission comes first and is more important than sentiment and we see that again when Sa'kan || is challenged to go through a portal to face the Necron responsible. Sa'kan swore he would end that Necron and the Necron is now presenting them an easy in to attempt to fulfill that oath. But Sa'kan refuses because to do so would mean abandoning the Ultramarine Apothecary. The mission comes first. Sentiment later. ||

sorry for wall

also spoilered for The Tithes

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

also I realised I mentioned Pariah Nexus at the start then ended up talking about The Tithes instead LOL

whoops

[graceful hamlet]

Also Space Wolves are bros too

Literally bullying the inquisition for trying to purge the guard regiments who saw Chaos

[delicate vapor]

the months of shame yeah

[astral basin]

The space wolves function is to act as executioners
Due to Russ’s upbringing, they gained a very human and community driven outlook about it
The in game line w the arbites that speaks w pariah psyker on his case is a good example. The order of law must be carried out, but they strive to make sure its carried out justly

[raven dirge]

so salamander are the good guys ?

[hazy valley]

Perspective. In the eyes of humanity the loyal Space Marine chapters are all the good guys

Salamanders are just more likely to stop to comfort and care

Salamanders are more likely to protect

They are also going to take flamethrowers to Eldar children

[delicate vapor]

(said eldar child was killing people with their powers)

[graceful hamlet]

They’re your bros, unless you need to be burned at the stake for the good of the Imperium

[hazy valley]

Ethics is a whole deal and you'd probably need to take a college class on it to even begin to wrap your head around what it truly means to be good

I haven't taken any class like that (yet)

So I'm just talking from what I think is good

And I think good is all perspective

[astral basin]

Salamander slogan is “Humanity is the Imperium”
They look favorably on communities. They are still weapons of the imperium, and so most will still acknowledge that death is inevitable.

[hazy valley]

Do you approach good for the individual? The group? For everyone?

[astral basin]

They wont systemize it like the DA or UM will tho

[hazy valley]

And good viewed from one angle is evil from another

[tawdry edge]

Just be sure to remember Salamanders have a whole company dedicated to burning protestants

[twin flower]

i hear furious typing

[timber elk]

Wooohooo! Team salamander and dark kraken

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[twin flower]

Dark Krakens.. Salamanders but with water?

[astral basin]

So
Salamanders, white scars, space wolves are community driven
Ultramarines are as well however theyve systemized it
Blood angels have a thing they do on their personal planets, but
They, along w the imperial fists, raven guard, are all functionary legions. They do their job, end of.

I have no clue of the iron hands. I forget they exist

[tawdry edge]

Remove lava and add water instead, yeah

[hazy valley]

There was a funny space marine quiz linked in pics and vids channel recently and I did it because I was curious. I ended up with a three way tie between Salamanders, White Scars and Blood Angels with Space Wolves ALMOST tied with them too

I haven't read anything about the Blood Angels yet

[tawdry edge]

Blood Angels are neat

[hazy valley]

I should ask my friend about them and trigger an unskippable cutscene

LOL

[wicked hill]

iron hands turns hapless guardsmen into toasters

[modest flume]

They cool

[astral basin]

Yeah everyone did
It. Was egh

[tawdry edge]

They feed upon their serfs and prisoners

[modest flume]

Blood Angels are awesome