#general-chat

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delicate vapor
lilac crag
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tuff

obsidian wren
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Canned tuna is my goat, but if you put spam in front of me ill bludgeon you with the can

somber stream
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Spam is just so violently salty i can't

nocturne bloom
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I love salty stuff

somber stream
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You do huh?

lilac crag
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TRUE sodium lover here

obsidian wren
arctic escarp
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I larp being a darktide player

nocturne bloom
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There was mostly just a point in time that spam was basically all I could eat and it grew on me a lot

arctic escarp
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theres no limit to the larp

somber stream
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Mind the salt in-take

lilac crag
nocturne bloom
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I love the hickory smoke spam specifically

obsidian wren
somber stream
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W after W

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Is your life filled with nothing but triumphs?

shell goblet
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we're prooobably gonna upgrade the plan if we can haha

obsidian wren
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I guess

mystic fossil
delicate vapor
lilac crag
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but the benefit of playing together is worth it!!!!

somber stream
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Go, take the final step

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Bonk a local baddie and take her as your spouse

obsidian wren
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Im too introverted to make a move on any woman

somber stream
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Alas..

obsidian wren
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I get anxious despite being used to crowds of people

somber stream
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😔

obsidian wren
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Or talking to women

nocturne bloom
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I made a move on someone at my last job then realized they were genuinely horrible. Ended up with a stalker

obsidian wren
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I get nervous son

delicate vapor
somber stream
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Okay, here's a tip

mystic fossil
somber stream
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A one million dollar tip

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Pretend you're not an introvert

lilac crag
cosmic burrow
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Remember that

somber stream
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Would be illegal otherwise

jaunty path
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I love my ai gf

mystic fossil
obsidian wren
dire kayak
somber stream
nocturne bloom
cosmic burrow
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Now 2 day detox from tarkov. And play fs25

dire kayak
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mmmmmeow

lilac crag
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ouuughhh so fucking bored

delicate vapor
dire kayak
somber stream
astral basin
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…cursed with random thoughts and out of pocket phrases

obsidian wren
nocturne bloom
lilac crag
astral basin
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This week
“Full homo for the bros”
Followed immediately by
“You s### your brothers d### with that mouth?”

obsidian wren
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I just dont get anything out of talking to a woman that does nothing but sit there like a statue

somber stream
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It do be a general guidebook, not a specific case-by-case one

lilac crag
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I thinks the most important bit is to have fun

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talking to people should be fun

obsidian wren
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When i meet a lady as horrendously autistic and brainrotted as me i'll know she'll be the one

delicate vapor
nocturne bloom
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My ex is specifically the reason I never want to date someone my age

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Older only

lilac crag
obsidian wren
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At this point im positive at least 70-80% of the new generation of young (grown) men would rather find a cougar than try to navigate the gauntlet that is newgen women

astral basin
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Coworker made a round about way of telling me she had a crush on me (from before she got hired on)
Seeing about giving that a shot. Just tryna make sure certain things are made very clear

obsidian wren
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Its bad

nocturne bloom
astral basin
somber stream
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Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Skull gf 2026 let's gooooo

lilac crag
delicate vapor
obsidian wren
lilac crag
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that's what living among them means, yes

obsidian wren
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You got a non defective batch then idk

marsh iris
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what skull gf

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hugh amonggus

astral basin
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Lmao we’ll see
Idk about me being a bf, but ill be a lover at least

somber stream
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Mutual respect

obsidian wren
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80% of this generations women ive talked to whether quickly or personally are direct or indirect asses for no reason

somber stream
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That's the most important thing, other bits can work out later

lilac crag
somber stream
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Oh my gosh that's SUCH a Scorpio thing to say

lilac crag
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good thing I was born in November then

nocturne bloom
lilac crag
marsh iris
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lamia do you watch c&rsenal

obsidian wren
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Its very warranted where i am

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They are all walking labels

delicate vapor
dire kayak
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should i smite my cat

nocturne bloom
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I dont watch much of anything

mystic fossil
obsidian wren
nocturne bloom
delicate vapor
ripe tangle
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I was born in April and I'm an Aries

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what's an Aries thing to say?

ripe tangle
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"let's go invade poland"?

somber stream
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rawr

marsh iris
obsidian wren
somber stream
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Actually lemme go check daily horoscope rq

lilac crag
astral basin
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…astrology was one of those subjects i put a decent amount of time in
Idk shiz about planetary alignment but i can tell you what the signs in what positions mean

lilac crag
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some people here have succeeded in this

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achievement of its own really

misty trench
marsh iris
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i got confused with astronomy and astrology when i was little

somber stream
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🦀 ATTENTION CRAB BROTHERS 🦀

You can expect today to be kind of intense, Cancer. Even if you've made a conscious decision not to let anything get you down, you may still harbor some negative emotions from the last few days. Take advantage of this time to relieve stress. Talk to someone close or go out and whack a tennis ball. An artistic pursuit, such as sketching or photography, will help eliminate some of the negative energy.

marsh iris
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smh diagnosed with crabs

obsidian wren
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Im good

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Ive gotten through 23 years of mental stress

ripe tangle
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btw it stormed tonight and my house flooded

obsidian wren
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Me strong yes

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Yes yes

somber stream
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Have you a pump

obsidian wren
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Am like an ogryn

somber stream
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Or a shovel

lilac crag
ripe tangle
marsh iris
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sandbag

ripe tangle
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and arms

lilac crag
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doing your best

somber stream
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Take a pot and scoop them out

obsidian wren
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Sandbagging your homies

marsh iris
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make tea

somber stream
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It's rainy af here too

delicate vapor
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need rain

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what a week its been

obsidian wren
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Risk of rain

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2

lilac crag
delicate vapor
ripe tangle
dire kayak
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my cat watching me eat skittles

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should i give her one or smite her

marsh iris
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trade

rare pulsar
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Smite

dire kayak
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kravek mourne on wednesday and maybe the brushes,,,,,

delicate vapor
dire kayak
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my plasma paint on thursday,,,,,,,,,,

ripe tangle
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is it amoral to test weapons on random passers by? is the answer different if you KNOW they're Heretics? thinksister

somber stream
marsh iris
obsidian wren
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You have a loaded weapon

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Just pull the trigger

marsh iris
somber stream
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NO DON'T LEAVE ME THERE'S WOMEN IN THE CHAT

obsidian wren
dire kayak
mystic fossil
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dw licht i'm here

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i'll make sure goober doesn't eat you

marsh iris
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i dont care lol, not like it would work anyway

somber stream
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Your presence filled me with comfort, big chungus

marsh iris
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just for you, maybe

mystic fossil
dire kayak
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2 days until kravek mourne

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starvation is beginning to set in

south valve
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🤯

mystic fossil
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no no no jakka is man shark

south valve
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Ohhh

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Of course

mystic fossil
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a man that mutated into shark

somber stream
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So i'm the upgrade chadgryn

mystic fossil
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licht is a shark that is human inside

delicate vapor
obsidian wren
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King shark

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Bird

astral basin
obsidian wren
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B e r d

ripe tangle
mystic fossil
south valve
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I got 6 hours sleep and somehow feel okay

mystic fossil
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DON'T FALL TO THE ADDICTIION

delicate vapor
ripe tangle
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I gave the mop a proper burial too

delicate vapor
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had to reinstall darktide

mystic fossil
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elios is gone guys

astral basin
mystic fossil
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warframe took their soul

somber stream
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What's wrong with Warframe

dire kayak
ripe tangle
dire kayak
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painted

somber stream
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Oh shit i gotta grind Voruna prime

dire kayak
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you're coming on a gameshow

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you drink gasoline

south valve
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Oooo

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I’m good at that

dire kayak
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darktide gen chat should host a gameshow

delicate vapor
astral basin
south valve
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I’ve never tried it but I think I’d be good

somber stream
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H-How. . . ?

delicate vapor
south valve
astral basin
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Ive unironically heard the phrase “catch the gay” growing up a few times now that i think about it 🤔

delicate vapor
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only playing warframe cause most warhammer games got me burnt out

mystic fossil
ripe tangle
somber stream
delicate vapor
astral basin
south valve
somber stream
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💅

delicate vapor
ripe tangle
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only some humans are frogs

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like Skully Sol for example

somber stream
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Top 3 bestest

south valve
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Ohh okay

delicate vapor
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dorobald hm idk

marsh iris
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valkyr

delicate vapor
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gotta do it after this mission

astral basin
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Humans got turned to frogs by hags
They drank the chemicals them liberals put in the waters
Became gay
And got their true loves kiss from each other in a writhing mass of bodies in the deep Louisiana swamps

somber stream
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Yeah but how does Warframe play into this

delicate vapor
astral basin
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Something about warframe being gay

somber stream
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Gayframes...

delicate vapor
dire kayak
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im a thirsty little flower
you have to water me
you have to use your paint

delicate vapor
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i give u healthy water

astral basin
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Water? Healthy?

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I’ve flabbergasted chat

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F

somber stream
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I love rains

astral basin
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Night rains

somber stream
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Stormy nights mmm

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But not too stormy

astral basin
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Distant thundercrack, decent wind, light smattering of rain

somber stream
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Branches moving, random window smashing, the stuff

south valve
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Mwahahah

marsh iris
lilac crag
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freaky ass windows

dire kayak
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who designed the chaos symbols

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did the chaos gods design them

delicate vapor
somber stream
marsh iris
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im pretty sure chaos factions hired some chaos designer with some designer experience with adobe lightroom knowledge

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(and gay)

gloomy tartan
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Hey

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Rains bad for you

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It has chemicals in it

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Forever chemicals

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You can’t filter them at all

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It just floats to the atmosphere and falls down again as rain in a endless cycle

marsh iris
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this is true, it got the H2O chemical

gloomy tartan
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So if you ever drank rain water when it rained by sticking your tongue out that or collected rain water

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It’s in you

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No im dead ass

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I’ll find the info lol

delicate vapor
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?

dire kayak
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:3

marsh iris
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im not surprised, those factories huffing out chemicals got mix in the clouds

gloomy tartan
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Rainwater everywhere on Earth is considered unsafe to drink due to levels of per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS)—known as "forever chemicals"—that exceed health safety guidelines. These human-made chemicals, used in non-stick, waterproof, and grease-resistant products, persist for decades in the environment, with high levels found even in remote areas like Antarctica.

somber stream
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Modern rain is vapour piss and micro plastic

gloomy tartan
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Even in Antarctica

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Yeah no the micro plastics is ontop of the shit from old non stick products etc

dire kayak
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i would hope there's some way to filter out forever chemicals

marsh iris
somber stream
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Total removal of humanity

dire kayak
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because rain is a vital part of the water cycle

gloomy tartan
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The widespread contamination means that collecting rainwater for drinking, without specialized filtration (like activated carbon or reverse osmosis), is risky.

somber stream
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Should stabilize after a few hundred thousand years

marsh iris
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dont worry i drink water from plastic filter

gloomy tartan
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While PFAS "forever chemicals" have been manufactured since the 1940s, scientists only began widely documenting their presence in rainwater and other environmental samples in the early 2000s

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So bro it’s been in rain water forever lol

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Since the fucking 40s lmao

marsh iris
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ever since the invention of plastic yeag

gloomy tartan
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We’ve beeeeeen contaminating ourself lmao

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They atleast are developing stuff that eats plastic

marsh iris
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medieval times had it good

gloomy tartan
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So that’s a thing

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Medieval times where most people were just poor peasants

marsh iris
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microplastic-free life

gloomy tartan
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Idk man

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French fries

somber stream
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Plastic-ball-free

gloomy tartan
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That’s a thing too

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A lot of fast food containers changed

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Cuz plastic bad

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Apparently the containers are partialy plastic

marsh iris
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plastic coated cardboard containers

gloomy tartan
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Not just paper

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Yeah

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California go plastic bad brrrr

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Partialy

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Still a bunch of other plastic shit

somber stream
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Plastic love

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😔

marsh iris
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mariya takeuchi

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but idk man, the rate of healthcare lets us live to average 80

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microplastic is least of my worry

somber stream
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Don't have to worry about Greg getting jealous over your superior harvest and decided to burn the entire field and your house made of straw along with it

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Fuck Greg

delicate vapor
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this damn cephalon just staring deep at me

dire kayak
mystic fossil
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nooooooo

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goooberrrr noooo

south valve
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Harambe no 😨

marsh iris
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some kid dropped in

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the time has come

south valve
dire kayak
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oh no

delicate vapor
mystic fossil
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why is yaoi so forceful

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like yuri is so much more tame and slow

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and yaoi is just like first chapter and they gotta be fucking

south valve
rare pulsar
thick coyote
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Lmao

marsh iris
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damn my hair looking good today

somber stream
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Hair reveal when

marsh iris
somber stream
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I have my cup of coffe right next to me

marsh iris
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😨

astral basin
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Rail heveal

delicate vapor
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yurm

marsh iris
dire kayak
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tzeentch's garden

delicate vapor
dire kayak
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the rock

marsh iris
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chat became mortis trials

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chat went on expeditions

somber stream
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Expedeez

slim flicker
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saladino crocodillo

grim plank
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wats the letter of the day elmo? E ITS FOR EXTERMINATUS

dire kayak
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hmmm

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i play morbius trials

marsh iris
autumn bear
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this game does not wanna run

little violet
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Then it shall walk

marsh iris
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just as devs intended

wise depot
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Why does fatshark think it’s funny to spawn 1000 elites

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Im trying to have a good time after work bro

rain idol
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Just got woke up by an amber alert I hope that kids fine but it's 1 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING

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My Heart almost lepped out of my goddamn chest

delicate vapor
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having scallops and clams for dinner

marsh iris
nocturne flicker
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futa is where the men are separated from boys

nocturne flicker
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i really hope they're able to keep up the momentum and actually fix enemies to be... better to fight hahaha

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it's looking up for the first time in a hot minute i must say

nocturne flicker
somber stream
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Que?

nocturne flicker
marsh iris
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caca

nocturne flicker
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😳

wise depot
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This ain’t funny anymore

nocturne flicker
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instead of "hahaha funny horde-level crusher and bulwark spawns. want some ragers to wash it down?"

raven dirge
nocturne flicker
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😂

raven dirge
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I am gonna be real with you
many people here would say, and I agree, that auric and below are quite chill / casual
it's all relative

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once you get used to the combat you chase after ever increasing highs

nocturne flicker
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it's chill

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it's not hard. it's just annoying as fuck bc it feels like i'm slamming my head against a brick wall

raven dirge
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more are spawned in higher difficulties (maelstrom, havoc)

nocturne flicker
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i want auric to be meaningfully difficult

raven dirge
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eh, we call that difficult

nocturne flicker
raven dirge
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you can increase stats
or enemy spawn
or map conditions
or corruption penalties
all are available in the game

nocturne flicker
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difficulty should be engaging and fun. nothing fun about "haha you're not using this this or this so have fun with the ridiculous enemy spawns"

raven dirge
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if you don't find, say, Auric to be fun, play in lower difficulty like Damnation
if Damnation is too difficult, play in Heresy

nocturne flicker
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like i miss pre-patch 13 auric where it was hard without spawning damage sponges everywhere. i want meaningful difficulty and skill expression back

nocturne flicker
raven dirge
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Neither is actually a problem.

nocturne flicker
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i WANT it to be harder with fewer and more meaningful enemies

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like it used to be

nocturne flicker
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what

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i'm not shifting shit you disingenuous bastard

raven dirge
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are you complaining about enemy count or you complaining about damage sponge

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you realize they are different, yes?

nocturne flicker
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it's all part of the same issue for me

wise depot
nocturne flicker
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they COMBINE into one greater issue

wise depot
jaunty path
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Auric isnt even hard

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Oh

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ok

wise depot
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havoc? Nahhhh

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that’s stupid

raven dirge
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They are different. Resident Evil loves using bullet sponge as difficulty. Which I dislike. They make guns feel weak. I would rather have more enemies like in Darktide.

dire kayak
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hmmm

nocturne flicker
# jaunty path Auric isnt even hard

it's genuinely not. it's just sloggish as hell hahaha.

havoc is an option but i don't like its design. i'd like to see some of it added to auric

dire kayak
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should i play expeditions

raven dirge
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Killing more enemies feeds into the power fantasy. I still oneshot any special with my revolver for instance

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there is no damage sponge unless you use broken sub-200 weapons

nocturne flicker
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hordes are a joke in this game lmao

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so the game turns to the only thing that reliably kills ppl and spams it to insane levels. it's annoying

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sorry i don't wanna fight another 10-pack of crushers within 30 seconds of the previous one i guess

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and clearly fatshark agrees with me over you so

raven dirge
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You might not believe me yet, but once you get better you will see Auric as not insane. Rather you want even more to whet your fighting skills

nocturne flicker
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"skill issue" ahh

dire kayak
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hordes should get density and elites should be more tactical imo

raven dirge
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Fatshark fixed havoc rotten armor. Not auric or damnation

nocturne flicker
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again my complaint isn't a skill thing, it's a flavour thing

wise depot
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I love it when the trappers are silent!!!!

dire kayak
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there should be a real risk of getting surrounded by groaners and poxwalkers

nocturne flicker
wise depot
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I love it when dogs just lunge at you for no reason!!!

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I love it when there’s no audio queues sometimes

raven dirge
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are you .... complaining .... that dogs lunge at you ?

nocturne flicker
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blocking this delerik dude he's disingenuous as hell. i've established it's not too difficult, just not where i want the game to be

wise depot
marsh iris
wise depot
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Like fuck off, where’s the warning

nocturne flicker
wise depot
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no

wise depot
nocturne flicker
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i do think enemies could stand to have better line of sight to disable you, but without buffs to specific enemies the game would probably get a bit boring

wise depot
nocturne flicker
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it doesn't phase me personally but i get it

raven dirge
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silent trapper is a valid complaint
not something like "why are there more enemies"

nocturne flicker
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for me it's more "ffs that silent trapper between 20 bulwarks netted me and that's not fair bc how tf would i have seen it?"

wise depot
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oh yes don’t forget the mutants or chaos spawns throwing you into inaccessible areas

wise depot
raven dirge
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if you want fewer enemies and to chill, just drop down to damnation

nocturne flicker
nocturne flicker
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outright getting you stuck outside the map is just ridiculous

wise depot
nocturne flicker
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at least if it outright kills you, you're not stuck, you will respawn

raven dirge
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the other person is serious. They think there are too many enemies. Or that they are bullet sponges. Or whatever

wise depot
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Yeah which has caused my teammates to not progress forward

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cause I got stuck outside

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LETS SEE WHAT ELSE

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how do flamers even get to bend their fire whereas psykers don’t?

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where is the law of physics for this

jaunty path
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they dont bend fire

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they aim

amber delta
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they are firebenders

jaunty path
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unlike inferno psykers..

wise depot
nocturne flicker
wise depot
jaunty path
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they aim

nocturne flicker
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like those flamers ARE facing you stat wise but not with their model

jaunty path
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up.

wise depot
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I’m uninstalling /jk

nocturne flicker
wise depot
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The other day, I had a reaper kill me and that muthufucka wasn’t even looking

nocturne flicker
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how life feels when you block ppl who respond to valid criticism with "skill issue" 😇

wise depot
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I would just uninstall

raven dirge
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clearly he's mad enough to still be smarting about it

jaunty path
marsh iris
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the reaper rips one out behind him

wise depot
marsh iris
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brappp

nocturne flicker
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like i deal with ppl who have skill issues and they're not the ppl asking for fewer but more meaningful elites

nocturne flicker
jaunty path
wise depot
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I’ll get too angry sometimes

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but this is not the only game

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I get pissed off with broken shit on helldivers 2

jaunty path
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reapers are probably like

wise depot
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Battlefield 6

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Ready or Not

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Phasmophobia

jaunty path
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the most common ranged enemy to die to

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while trying to close range.

wise depot
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Actually ready or not is more bs than Darktide is

raven dirge
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ready or not's only issue is bot reaction time which you can download mods to fix

nocturne flicker
# wise depot I get pissed off with broken shit on helldivers 2

i find it weird that ppl compare review bombing for dt to hd2.

hd2 reviewbombing was bc the game was enforcing an insane Anti-Tank meta bc Arrowhead suck at weakspots and enemy design

dt reviewbombing is ppl crying about their carapace deleters being slightly less OP (it's for the greater good to reduce carapace spam)

wise depot
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like broken ai teammates

jaunty path
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The key to dealing with flamers is to make them come to you

marsh iris
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tarkov head,eyes bot wen you peek about 0.000001 milliseconds

wise depot
raven dirge
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ok I forgot but yes the team ai is unrealiable

wise depot
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for me on HD2, it’s more of the enemies

jaunty path
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or dodge sideways fast enough to dodge their flames

raven dirge
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I only play solo because I'm tired of teams

wise depot
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no not the spawn rates yall

nocturne flicker
wise depot
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I just complain about the broken performance

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like wym squids are going thru objects

nocturne flicker
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like look dt having a lot of enemies is no issue

raven dirge
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here comes the meaningless phrases like skill expression or identity

nocturne flicker
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but when it's causing specialists, elites, to not have SOUND bc there's so damn many, that means it's actually too much

wise depot
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Yeah see I’m not complaining about the amount of enemies on HD2 KEKW_ogryn

jaunty path
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shotgunners hardly feel like enemies ngl

wise depot
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my problem with HD2 is just performance

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and oh

nocturne flicker
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and with the most recent changes, fatshark has proven that i'm right

wise depot
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the stupid eagle storm

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go back to freedom camps eagle 1 pilots

jaunty path
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Shotgunners should've got the role plasmagunners do

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just up the toughness damage they do

nocturne flicker
jaunty path
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isnt plasmagunners whole existence because of gold toughness

wise depot
raven dirge
nocturne flicker
amber delta
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every elite actually needs to be stronger

nocturne flicker
jaunty path
nocturne flicker
jaunty path
#

Gunners feel like actual threats because now I need to avoid being in their view and be more cautious with how i close distance.

raven dirge
nocturne flicker
#

yeah elites for the most part are too weak.

imo ragers need a rework to be more like VT2 plague monks and berserkers

acoustic pebble
#

Oh I ate AWESOMELY!!!

jaunty path
wise depot
#

Make them more bs

acoustic pebble
#

Literal king(s)

jaunty path
#

if theyre THAT far I'll shoot a round to aoe stagger them(mark 3 bolter)

raven dirge
#

when you are up close and you melee, the shotgunners are forced to melee
but if you use ranged up close, they will switch to shotguns which can kill you
that's their only function really. To encourage a bit more melee

nocturne flicker
#

like the role gunners fill is nice, but imo less of them should spawn and be replaced by shooters who actually aren't cardboard cutouts to fight

jaunty path
nocturne flicker
#

like shooters are pretty wild in havoc

raven dirge
#

unless you are hivescum

jaunty path
#

wha

raven dirge
#

in which case you're invincible anyway

nocturne flicker
#

but i don't like havoc's overall design. finding matches is annoying

jaunty path
#

ah

#

yea

#

scum having flat out ranged immunity is completely fucked

nocturne flicker
amber delta
#

and still most people dont use it

raven dirge
#

fent beats bullets

jaunty path
#

#notp2w btw

nocturne flicker
#

y'all haven't seen anything yet

wise depot
#

new Darktide modifier idea

#

constant captain spawns

nocturne flicker
#

youse thought rampage shivs needle pistol scum was bad? NAH

jaunty path
#

It feels pay to win because you just nullify several elites

nocturne flicker
#

transonic dual wield skitarii will be a "kill everything" button

jaunty path
#

You basically become partially invincible

#

its not ok

#

but its never gonna go away because of the community

nocturne flicker
jaunty path
nocturne flicker
lyric frigate
amber delta
#

REAL

nocturne flicker
dire kayak
#

#owned

lyric frigate
#

i was once stuck in havoc hell when grinding penances

jaunty path
lyric frigate
#

NEVER. AGAIN.

#

havoc 21-29 is the hardest difficulty of this game

jaunty path
#

Let us play what we want. Why not? Why make us wait every week for a modifier we may love or hate?

#

Why not let us do what we want

lyric frigate
#

because it mixes dent heads with people trying to actually play and unfortunately the latter is a minority

nocturne flicker
raven dirge
jaunty path
#

Like let me play rot armor bruh

raven dirge
#

harder than damnation

nocturne flicker
#

and just hop on with the boys to do an impossibly hard mission

jaunty path
#

I dont wanna wait a week for rot armor

nocturne flicker
#

i'd actually play havoc if it had more player agency

jaunty path
#

but no. we need to do this non sense.

nocturne flicker
amber delta
#

2 days ago I had a blight spreads map with 3 zealots in party, can you guess how many took beacon

lilac crag
#

either 3 or 0

amber delta
#

thats right 0

lyric frigate
#

some of these modifiers were cooked up by israelgpt

nocturne flicker
lyric frigate
#

I HATE ROT ARMOR I HATE ROT ARMOR I HA

hasty sky
#

At least rot armor is getting reworked

jaunty path
hasty sky
#

Still not gonna return to havoc tho

#

Unfun as fuck game mode

delicate vapor
jaunty path
dire kayak
jaunty path
#

Mandated edict

#

100 havoc 40 missions

lyric frigate
#

imagine

lilac crag
lyric frigate
#

smyker in final toll havoc

hasty sky
lyric frigate
#

i would commit crimes aginst humanity

dire kayak
jaunty path
lilac crag
#

ow again

dire kayak
nocturne flicker
#

mandated edict: w braps

marsh iris
lilac crag
#

w braps

delicate vapor
lyric frigate
#

MANDATED EDICT

lilac crag
#

darktide hour time

lyric frigate
#

LARPING

lilac crag
#

i miss when larping wasnt used as a word for being a phony or a poser

nocturne flicker
#

i find it weird that ppl remember me

dire kayak
lilac crag
nocturne flicker
dire kayak
#

i HATE them

nocturne flicker
dire kayak
#

im not a larper im just dumb!!!!

delicate vapor
#

swag

nocturne flicker
#

i mean some other dude on here recognised me and replied with a middle finger so

somber stream
#

:o

#

Dick move

nocturne flicker
#

i thought it was funny. they never told me why

dire kayak
nocturne flicker
marsh iris
hasty sky
nocturne flicker
#

to you this day

#

18-year-olds were born in 2008 this year...

#

i feel old asf

dire kayak
marsh iris
#

post-millenium

nocturne flicker
# lilac crag

my boyfriend sends me this gif all the time... insert doakes meme bc no image perms

lilac crag
#

and i havent seen the word larp abused so much before the jjk brainrottification after sendai colony showdown

hasty sky
delicate vapor
lilac crag
#

its a good habit

dire kayak
hasty sky
#

Oh shit you old as hell

lilac crag
#

try it

nocturne flicker
hasty sky
#

Boomer alarm

lilac crag
#

IM NOT EVEN 20

nocturne flicker
#

do i count as newgen?

lilac crag
#

WDYM OLD

amber delta
#

opening people's profiles is lowk stalker behaviour

dire kayak
#

unc

hasty sky
nocturne flicker
lilac crag
#

well guess waht

hasty sky
#

Chicken butt?

marsh iris
#

i decoded elios morse code

lilac crag
delicate vapor
lilac crag
#

fuck

amber delta
somber stream
hasty sky
#

Owned

nocturne flicker
amber delta
#

go on

nocturne flicker
#

wtf even is my bio these days i think it's a pat meme

#

yeah it's a pat meme

hasty sky
#

I should update my bio actually

#

It's currently a dead in joke

somber stream
#

Some people here take their bio game VERY seriously

lilac crag
#

like me

hasty sky
#

I'm such a lazy fucking chud

delicate vapor
lilac crag
#

my bio MUST be neat and simple

marsh iris
#

gamer clan tag

lilac crag
#

my profile bio is just my age tho

delicate vapor
#

my bio is nothing

somber stream
#

I was called out for having ONE singular grammar mistake in my bio

delicate vapor
somber stream
#

Committing sudoku rn

nocturne flicker
#

my boyfriend likes it when i call him a fat chud

lilac crag
amber delta
lilac crag
#

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

dire kayak
hasty sky
#

I had ppl comment on my pfp but never on my bio

nocturne flicker
hasty sky
#

So I assume nobody actually looks at bios

lilac crag
#

isnt your pfp a fat seal

hasty sky
#

Yes

marsh iris
lilac crag
hasty sky
#

Ty

lilac crag
#

i am hardly a chud

nocturne flicker
dire kayak
#

unc

lilac crag
#

kicks you

marsh iris
#

(it a joke)

dire kayak
amber delta
#

@dire kayak do u use contrast paints

amber delta
#

Im thinking of giving them a try Hmm

marsh iris
#

kids and their contrast paints, we just dip it in nuln oil sauce

dire kayak
amber delta
#

classic layering gets tedious sometimes

delicate vapor
nocturne flicker
# amber delta <@739407711405604927> do u use contrast paints

is it good for cellulite in art? i need tips, i'm tryna do one where dukane's topless and pulling her uniform pants up but her fat fucking heavy ass is too big for them

i'll have her looking back at you angry and disgusted too. impending bolt round to the skull

dire kayak
#

i like using contrast paints for detail, but i might give purely contrast a try

dire kayak
nocturne flicker
#

i haven't done art in like ages so i'm tryna get back in my groove

delicate vapor
dire kayak
#

ggrrrr,,,,

nocturne flicker
#

hot take

lilac crag
marsh iris
#

i want to clean dukane's leg stump with a dirty rag

nocturne flicker
#

evis sucks (not stat-wise) bc there's no evis with mk xiiig chainsword moveset

#

i need my mk xiiig evis

#

fs pls

lilac crag
#

wdym?

#

the blue one is xiiig

lilac crag
#

only crowd control lights only single target heavies

wise depot
#

Mm

#

Gotta love the 5 vox engines at extraction

#

wtf man

nocturne flicker
#

mk iii evis is funnily closer

lilac crag
#

i see

nocturne flicker
#

bc you can weave into different attack types

dire kayak
#

hmmmm

#

i like mkvii dclaw

nocturne flicker
#

like mk x relic blade is where i'm at for moveset

amber delta
nocturne flicker
#

both are better than mk i rn 😭

jaunty path
#

I wish FS would grow a pair of eyes and buff thr DC

nocturne flicker
# lilac crag i see

yeah it's a thing for just differentiating attack types for heavies and lights.

jaunty path
#

I still can't fucking believe they buffed the inferno staff

#

like

#

W H Y?

jaunty path
nocturne flicker
jaunty path
#

I had devil sword in my head

somber stream
#

Tricked, betrayed

#

LIED TO

jaunty path
#

either way

nocturne flicker
#

alex playing bongo cat based

jaunty path
#

Okay so if you play the goddamn game, and if one employee saw my post. they HAD to test it

#

Like

#

m1 spam

#

just spam m1 and decimate everything

#

pack of ragers just melt

#

You see this and

#

"ok, give it more carapace damage"

#

We live in a clown world.

#

genuinely

somber stream
#

Relax, patch isn't even here yet

jaunty path
#

Right I forgot about that

#

but still

#

its coming either way

lilac crag
jaunty path
#

Out of every weapon to give attention, you give the already OP weapon even more power

lilac crag
#

im with a friend too

amber delta
#

its not even gonna change anything, flame staff will go from S+ tier to S+ tier

somber stream
#

They should buff DS

#

Next next patch

#

I can feel that gif

jaunty path
#

Thank you FS for making a broken weapon more broken. Just wonderful honestly. I have full faith in this development team who definitely does not have their skulls stuck up their own butt.

#

I want a Dclaw buff SO FUCKING BAD MAN.

amber delta
delicate vapor
jaunty path
#

LET THE OP WEAPONS BE OP THATS OKAY THATS FINE. JUST MAKE DCLAW MORE STRONG. ADD MORE DAMAGE TO THE PARRY. GIVE IT MORE FLAK DAMAGE. AND CARAPACE DAMAGE

#

I need to get my unempl*yed ass to bed

nocturne flicker
amber delta
#

hope you dream of flame staff buffs

nocturne flicker
#

ugh forums are a mess with idiots rn bc nerfs were announced

jaunty path
lilac crag
#

hope they give flame staff 20 stack cap

#

quickpaw said theyll do infinite stacks for it even

somber stream
#

Nice

nocturne flicker
#

guess i'll be taking a forums break to focus on myself. good luck any of y'all who wanna deal with ai translations from angry dudes who think knife is balanced just bc it's not as op as DS

lilac crag
#

this is our monkeys paw

nocturne flicker
lilac crag
#

people geniunely say knife needs buffs after uncanny nerf

nocturne flicker
#

adding you up i can't believe i haven't

lilac crag
#

very good thinkers

lilac crag
jaunty path
nocturne flicker
#

and being less able to outrun enemies would help it with BEING that

#

ofc by uniform i don't mean homogenised, just... reduced disparity

amber delta
#

stupid fatshark nerfing build variety just let players use what they find fun

said every DS user in unison

jaunty path
#

destroy DS users....

nocturne flicker
#

the russian dude

#

i think that got sorted and he's just sticking to the one post so that's nice

obtuse oak
#

Yeah it's been tackled

#

We have an extra mod now

nocturne flicker
delicate vapor
nocturne flicker
#

i suggested a giant hyrax >:3

amber delta
#

power falchion representative 🗣️

delicate vapor
#

Tomorrow

somber stream
#

DS users are some of the most repressed demographic out there

jaunty path
#

I like tac axe more than power sword

low wharf
somber stream
#

😔

nocturne flicker
# amber delta power falchion representative 🗣️

imo it could swing a little faster and do more unyielding dmg bc it's not doing anything crazy to bosses, and since it has no reliable way to open a bulwark shield, it should reward me better for hitting their fleshy bits

#

like relic blade feels really really good

somber stream
#

You're just jealous we've got style

jaunty path
amber delta
#

I accept every falchion buff

lilac crag
jaunty path
#

I dont think falchion even needed to exist when we have tac axe

lilac crag
#

especially now that 2 heavies will apply max brittleness to the enemy ur hitting

jaunty path
#

Tac axe does the same job with more utility and mobility

nocturne flicker
dire kayak
somber stream
nocturne flicker
lilac crag
#

its brittleness on hit

nocturne flicker
obtuse oak
lilac crag
#

literally no weapon with uncanny will suffer from this because they didnt need it in the first place

amber delta
lilac crag
#

knife still fucks

nocturne flicker
lilac crag
#

ds still fucks

obtuse oak
#

They see that something gets nerfed and automatically assume that the nerf will make the weapon too bad to use for its intended purpose

#

And therefore compensatory buffs must happen

cosmic burrow
#

Just tell then to learn

jaunty path
nocturne flicker
#

you probably don't remember it

lilac crag
obtuse oak
#

There's zero critical thinking of theorycrafting or, God forbid, waiting to see and then doing actual testing to gauge the impact that goes into those posts.

#

It's kneejerk emotional stuff. Pure, unfettered id.

amber delta
#

nooo nerf = worse = useless

lilac crag
#

the reality is combat knife is actually going to thrive after this uncanny change

nocturne flicker
#

but like a while ago i kinda crashed out over a disagreement and i even used like... well, in my anger, i used a slur, not towards anyone but as a description, that doesn't like justify it tho, and i was being childish.

steady skiff
#

I just want everything to be nerfed

nocturne flicker
#

i just wanted to apologise for that shit big dawg

jaunty path
obtuse oak
wheat scroll
nocturne flicker
obtuse oak
#

It does all tend to blend together over time

nocturne flicker
#

i just wanted to say, regardless of your recollection or not, i'm sorry and i was wrong for it

obtuse oak
#

Bless up

nocturne flicker
#

like i wanna be a better person

amber delta
#

Khorne called me regarded (he was correct of course)

lilac crag
#

why do ppl in monstorous specialist maelstroms bring smokes instead of kraks

#

whats wrong with you

nocturne flicker
#

and i think an apology is the best way to start off a change at least so

cosmic burrow
#

Have a smonk mates

lilac crag
#

3 maelstroms in a row theres been 1 vet on smokes

vapid matrix
#

So I been wondering

wheat scroll
astral basin
#

Phonk

nocturne flicker
dire kayak
lilac crag
dire kayak
vapid matrix
#

If you punch urself and it hurt, arw you strong or weak?

nocturne flicker
amber delta
#

how does taxe deal with hordes I literally never use it

cosmic burrow
lilac crag
nocturne flicker
marsh iris
dire kayak
#

ggrrrr

lilac crag
#

ow

jaunty path
#

:(

lilac crag
wheat scroll
marsh iris
#

headtaker and brutal mom

vapid matrix
amber delta
lilac crag
#

thank you homelander

marsh iris
amber delta
#

ok fine ill try taxe

vapid matrix
amber delta
#

which mk

cosmic burrow
lilac crag
amber delta
cosmic burrow
vapid matrix
nocturne flicker
#

the viltrumites discovered air fryers it's gg gang

jaunty path
wheat scroll
jaunty path
#

In the scenario of say solo'ing, they are the same no?

lilac crag
#

of soloing yeah

#

same

#

especially on combat blade

#

2 heavies applies full brittle

vapid matrix
whole bough
#

update dropped

lilac crag
#

if whatever youre killing w the blade isnt dead after the 2nd stab

whole bough
#

anyone gaming rn

#

to update time

lilac crag
#
  1. it isnt a human sized enemies
  2. its dying to the 3rd stab
lilac crag
nocturne flicker
#

yooo new update

lilac crag
#

dont see anything

whole bough
#

im updating rn

whole bough
#

400mb

#

so ya

jaunty path
whole bough
#

i MIGHT try new uncanny strike on vet

#

as vet also has a brittle talent

lilac crag
whole bough
#

which i assume stack seperately

#

so u can get 80% brittle in the same amount of hits

jaunty path
lilac crag
#

yeah cus knife still gonna be broken

vapid matrix
#

I go eat now, then I go gym

whole bough
#

and shovel doing 80% brittle is quite epic

dire kayak
#

i apply the most brittle

lilac crag
#

literally overtuned dodge template and sprint template

dire kayak
#

cause i eat the crushers

lilac crag
#

with insane adm on armor

#

geniunely balanced weapon

#

pls buff it

vapid matrix
whole bough
#

or like, anything other than headstab

lilac crag
#

its nice

whole bough
#

i feel like u wanna be the biggest character if ur using knife

#

everything so damn tall

lilac crag
#

true

vapid matrix
#

Im gonna summon my dad

#

@sleek harness

dire kayak
#

im gonna get sneakers o'toole to take his sneakers off

dire kayak
#

wish me luck

delicate vapor
tacit geode
#

Patch notes

#

Ogryns can now vault things

#

Huzzah

marsh iris
whole bough
#

it was a pain in the ass to do

tacit geode
astral basin
#

Exhaustion maxed

#

I wanna go hoooome

wheat scroll
#

Rotten armour

Armour override has been changed from Carapace to Infested – This allows for a greater diversity of weapons to be brought to a Rotten Armour mission

Best change

sleek harness
whole bough
jaunty path
#

Everything can be bought against rot armor if you're good...but yeah I guess thats fine ig.

whole bough
#

why tf would rotten = stronger