#general-chat
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tuff
Canned tuna is my goat, but if you put spam in front of me ill bludgeon you with the can
Spam is just so violently salty i can't
You do huh?
TRUE sodium lover here
Buy a salt lick for deer then
I larp being a darktide player
There was mostly just a point in time that spam was basically all I could eat and it grew on me a lot
theres no limit to the larp
Mind the salt in-take
don't give me that malarkey malarkey
I love the hickory smoke spam specifically
I had a rock salt lamp i used to lick like a degenerate caveman
we're prooobably gonna upgrade the plan if we can haha
I guess
there is a limit, just to simulate what your ancestors went through?
i feel that

but the benefit of playing together is worth it!!!!
Im too introverted to make a move on any woman
Alas..
I get anxious despite being used to crowds of people
😔
Or talking to women
I made a move on someone at my last job then realized they were genuinely horrible. Ended up with a stalker
I get nervous son

Okay, here's a tip
do i bring them to my basement after i bonk them in the head or right to the marriage office
thank you
Gay marriages are stronges because 0 women are part of them
Remember that
Straight to the office for registration
Would be illegal otherwise
I love my ai gf
does this work more then once or no
Me whens i actively make an effort to talk to women or anyone in general but they just sit there like a lifeless doll for zero fucking reason

Depends on the local laws
Clankerthizer
Now 2 day detox from tarkov. And play fs25
mmmmmeow
ouuughhh so fucking bored


Visualize yourself as a woman, would you date your male self? If not then why? Patch the negative traits then gaslit yourself into a true chad then court damsels
…cursed with random thoughts and out of pocket phrases
I gave up being sociable to women cuz half the time all i get is looks or a half assed responses that do nothing for me
Yes, because that would mean i would be equally as freaky
that doesn't work for people with service mentality lad
This week
“Full homo for the bros”
Followed immediately by
“You s### your brothers d### with that mouth?”
I just dont get anything out of talking to a woman that does nothing but sit there like a statue
It do be a general guidebook, not a specific case-by-case one
When i meet a lady as horrendously autistic and brainrotted as me i'll know she'll be the one

alcoholic cougars!!!!!
At this point im positive at least 70-80% of the new generation of young (grown) men would rather find a cougar than try to navigate the gauntlet that is newgen women
Coworker made a round about way of telling me she had a crush on me (from before she got hired on)
Seeing about giving that a shot. Just tryna make sure certain things are made very clear
I dont think its that bad bruh
DO IT
Idkk
Already agreed yes
sure I have! I live amongst the new gens

I grew up with them
that's what living among them means, yes
You got a non defective batch then idk
Lmao we’ll see
Idk about me being a bf, but ill be a lover at least
Mutual respect
80% of this generations women ive talked to whether quickly or personally are direct or indirect asses for no reason
That's the most important thing, other bits can work out later
matching ones energy!
Oh my gosh that's SUCH a Scorpio thing to say
I imagine people act pretty different where you are in all fairness
perhaps. albeit it's hard for me to be judgemental or put labels on people around me unless warranted
lamia do you watch c&rsenal
yao..
should i smite my cat
I dont watch much of anything
and the other 20% you realize are genuinely good people but they will never like you cuz you're a chud (speaking from self realization)
Yes, with a hammer
Finish it

"let's go invade poland"?
rawr
something angry
Im not even a chud myself, i just dont talk alot and go more by whats on my heart and emotions
Actually lemme go check daily horoscope rq
thinking about this actually you would have to try really hard to make me dislike you as a person
…astrology was one of those subjects i put a decent amount of time in
Idk shiz about planetary alignment but i can tell you what the signs in what positions mean
that's a very Aries thing to say

i got confused with astronomy and astrology when i was little
🦀 ATTENTION CRAB BROTHERS 🦀
You can expect today to be kind of intense, Cancer. Even if you've made a conscious decision not to let anything get you down, you may still harbor some negative emotions from the last few days. Take advantage of this time to relieve stress. Talk to someone close or go out and whack a tennis ball. An artistic pursuit, such as sketching or photography, will help eliminate some of the negative energy.
smh diagnosed with crabs
btw it stormed tonight and my house flooded
Have you a pump
Am like an ogryn
Or a shovel
can I swim in it
I have a broom
sandbag
and arms
doing your best
Take a pot and scoop them out
Sandbagging your homies
make tea
It's rainy af here too
captain, its monday
fetch me another
cold I'm assuming?
trade
Smite
it's monday my ink paints and primer arrive today 
kravek mourne on wednesday and maybe the brushes,,,,,
ya
my plasma paint on thursday,,,,,,,,,,
is it amoral to test weapons on random passers by? is the answer different if you KNOW they're Heretics? 
You'd make for a very good samurai

Just test them on everyone including innocents, nobody can stop you
You have a loaded weapon
Just pull the trigger

NO DON'T LEAVE ME THERE'S WOMEN IN THE CHAT
Im not a woman
ooooouuuuu
i dont care lol, not like it would work anyway
Your presence filled me with comfort, big chungus
just for you, maybe
i got you shark man
no no no jakka is man shark
a man that mutated into shark
So i'm the upgrade 
licht is a shark that is human inside

Le gasp
What happened to the noble mop?
B e r d
it died....
9 MINUTES OF WARFRAME NOOO
I got 6 hours sleep and somehow feel okay
DON'T FALL TO THE ADDICTIION

I gave the mop a proper burial too
had to reinstall darktide
elios is gone guys
How tf did yoy kill a mop
warframe took their soul
What's wrong with Warframe
hey
you ever swing so hard the handle breaks?
painted
Oh shit i gotta grind Voruna prime
darktide gen chat should host a gameshow
doing this with garuda rn
Warframe is the primary reason that the gay has spread so far and wide
If you believe things like that can be spread, that is
I’ve never tried it but I think I’d be good


Ive unironically heard the phrase “catch the gay” growing up a few times now that i think about it 🤔
only playing warframe cause most warhammer games got me burnt out
and a talent show
this only happens if you drink the chemicals in the water
How's the fashion frame situation?
im fine on it
I didnt realize i was a frog
Humans = frogs confirmed???
which one
Top 3 bestest
Ohh okay
hm idk
valkyr
gotta do it after this mission
Humans got turned to frogs by hags
They drank the chemicals them liberals put in the waters
Became gay
And got their true loves kiss from each other in a writhing mass of bodies in the deep Louisiana swamps
Yeah but how does Warframe play into this
cause frogs exist in warframe

Something about warframe being gay
Gayframes...
i havent seen that side yet
im a thirsty little flower
you have to water me
you have to use your paint
vhat
i give u healthy water
I love rains
Night rains
Distant thundercrack, decent wind, light smattering of rain
Branches moving, random window smashing, the stuff
Feeds you wall paint, NOT mini paint
Mwahahah
freaky ass windows
freaky ass windows

Gameworkshop
im pretty sure chaos factions hired some chaos designer with some designer experience with adobe lightroom knowledge
(and gay)
Hey
Rains bad for you
It has chemicals in it
Forever chemicals
You can’t filter them at all
It just floats to the atmosphere and falls down again as rain in a endless cycle
this is true, it got the H2O chemical
So if you ever drank rain water when it rained by sticking your tongue out that or collected rain water
It’s in you
No im dead ass
I’ll find the info lol
:3
im not surprised, those factories huffing out chemicals got mix in the clouds
Rainwater everywhere on Earth is considered unsafe to drink due to levels of per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS)—known as "forever chemicals"—that exceed health safety guidelines. These human-made chemicals, used in non-stick, waterproof, and grease-resistant products, persist for decades in the environment, with high levels found even in remote areas like Antarctica.
Modern rain is vapour piss and micro plastic
Even in Antarctica
Yeah no the micro plastics is ontop of the shit from old non stick products etc
i would hope there's some way to filter out forever chemicals
Total removal of humanity
because rain is a vital part of the water cycle
The widespread contamination means that collecting rainwater for drinking, without specialized filtration (like activated carbon or reverse osmosis), is risky.
Should stabilize after a few hundred thousand years
dont worry i drink water from plastic filter
While PFAS "forever chemicals" have been manufactured since the 1940s, scientists only began widely documenting their presence in rainwater and other environmental samples in the early 2000s
So bro it’s been in rain water forever lol
Since the fucking 40s lmao
ever since the invention of plastic yeag
We’ve beeeeeen contaminating ourself lmao
They atleast are developing stuff that eats plastic
medieval times had it good
microplastic-free life
Plastic-ball-free
That’s a thing too
A lot of fast food containers changed
Cuz plastic bad
Apparently the containers are partialy plastic
plastic coated cardboard containers
Not just paper
Yeah
California go plastic bad brrrr
Partialy
Still a bunch of other plastic shit
mariya takeuchi
but idk man, the rate of healthcare lets us live to average 80
microplastic is least of my worry
Don't have to worry about Greg getting jealous over your superior harvest and decided to burn the entire field and your house made of straw along with it
Fuck Greg
this damn cephalon just staring deep at me
Harambe no 😨
I'm going to blackmail you for yaoi
oh no

why is yaoi so forceful
like yuri is so much more tame and slow
and yaoi is just like first chapter and they gotta be fucking

Boys will be boys🫃
Lmao
damn my hair looking good today
Hair reveal when
cant risk it, you'll be thirsty
I have my cup of coffe right next to me
😨
Rail heveal
yurm
tzeentch's garden

the rock
Expedeez
saladino crocodillo
wats the letter of the day elmo? E ITS FOR EXTERMINATUS

this game does not wanna run
Then it shall walk
just as devs intended
Why does fatshark think it’s funny to spawn 1000 elites
Im trying to have a good time after work bro
Just got woke up by an amber alert I hope that kids fine but it's 1 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My Heart almost lepped out of my goddamn chest
having scallops and clams for dinner
holy fuk
stay safe bro
it's for cowards
futa is where the men are separated from boys
they cannot do these balance changes soon enough dawg
i really hope they're able to keep up the momentum and actually fix enemies to be... better to fight hahaha
it's looking up for the first time in a hot minute i must say
Is that Nayuta
che cosa?
Que?

caca
😳
Fr foo
This ain’t funny anymore
yeah. i miss actual skill expression
instead of "hahaha funny horde-level crusher and bulwark spawns. want some ragers to wash it down?"
which difficulty is this
I am gonna be real with you
many people here would say, and I agree, that auric and below are quite chill / casual
it's all relative
once you get used to the combat you chase after ever increasing highs
that's the thing
it's chill
it's not hard. it's just annoying as fuck bc it feels like i'm slamming my head against a brick wall
more are spawned in higher difficulties (maelstrom, havoc)
i want auric to be meaningfully difficult
eh, we call that difficult
it's not though, is it?
you can increase stats
or enemy spawn
or map conditions
or corruption penalties
all are available in the game
difficulty should be engaging and fun. nothing fun about "haha you're not using this this or this so have fun with the ridiculous enemy spawns"
if you don't find, say, Auric to be fun, play in lower difficulty like Damnation
if Damnation is too difficult, play in Heresy
like i miss pre-patch 13 auric where it was hard without spawning damage sponges everywhere. i want meaningful difficulty and skill expression back
it's not that it's too hard. quite the opposite. it just feels like a slog to fight DPS sponge armies all the time
I am sorry but now the complaint has shifted. From enemy count to damage sponge
Neither is actually a problem.
i WANT it to be harder with fewer and more meaningful enemies
like it used to be
fuck off
what
i'm not shifting shit you disingenuous bastard
are you complaining about enemy count or you complaining about damage sponge
you realize they are different, yes?
it's all part of the same issue for me
Auric
they COMBINE into one greater issue
and fair
They are different. Resident Evil loves using bullet sponge as difficulty. Which I dislike. They make guns feel weak. I would rather have more enemies like in Darktide.
hmmm
it's genuinely not. it's just sloggish as hell hahaha.
havoc is an option but i don't like its design. i'd like to see some of it added to auric
should i play expeditions
Killing more enemies feeds into the power fantasy. I still oneshot any special with my revolver for instance
there is no damage sponge unless you use broken sub-200 weapons
not elites dude. horde level enemies should spawn crazy sure but elites should be rarer
hordes are a joke in this game lmao
so the game turns to the only thing that reliably kills ppl and spams it to insane levels. it's annoying
sorry i don't wanna fight another 10-pack of crushers within 30 seconds of the previous one i guess
and clearly fatshark agrees with me over you so
You might not believe me yet, but once you get better you will see Auric as not insane. Rather you want even more to whet your fighting skills
lmao. fuck off
Broken too
"skill issue" ahh
hordes should get density and elites should be more tactical imo
Fatshark fixed havoc rotten armor. Not auric or damnation
again my complaint isn't a skill thing, it's a flavour thing
bruh this game is broken
I love it when the trappers are silent!!!!
there should be a real risk of getting surrounded by groaners and poxwalkers
like i don't like the direction the game's been going for a while
agree
I love it when dogs just lunge at you for no reason!!!
I love it when there’s no audio queues sometimes
are you .... complaining .... that dogs lunge at you ?
blocking this delerik dude he's disingenuous as hell. i've established it's not too difficult, just not where i want the game to be
As in like they don’t stop and then lunge at you. They just run at you immediately
when the trapper thinks you are not something special anymore.. 😔
Like fuck off, where’s the warning
you mean like without audio? i don't like silent specials
no
^
Love it when they get me through bulwark shields
ahh... well idm that it's whatever
i do think enemies could stand to have better line of sight to disable you, but without buffs to specific enemies the game would probably get a bit boring
Nah it’s dumb
it doesn't phase me personally but i get it
silent trapper is a valid complaint
not something like "why are there more enemies"
for me it's more "ffs that silent trapper between 20 bulwarks netted me and that's not fair bc how tf would i have seen it?"
oh yes don’t forget the mutants or chaos spawns throwing you into inaccessible areas
I complain about the latter daily but I just like to be sarcastic as hell
if you want fewer enemies and to chill, just drop down to damnation
THAT is a problem. either it should kill you or they need to put up invisible walls
yeeep
outright getting you stuck outside the map is just ridiculous
Although my sarcasm isn’t detectable at times
at least if it outright kills you, you're not stuck, you will respawn
the other person is serious. They think there are too many enemies. Or that they are bullet sponges. Or whatever
Yeah which has caused my teammates to not progress forward
cause I got stuck outside
LETS SEE WHAT ELSE
how do flamers even get to bend their fire whereas psykers don’t?
where is the law of physics for this
they are firebenders
unlike inferno psykers..
Fr foo. And they get you through the shields….which are solid objects
they don't, this is a bug where specific enemies don't turn fast enough with animations
explain how their fire goes up when I’m above them
they aim
like those flamers ARE facing you stat wise but not with their model
up.
That’s stupid as hell
I’m uninstalling /jk
it also happens to reapers and gunners iirc. do keep in mind it's unintentional
Yooo don’t remind me that bulllshit
The other day, I had a reaper kill me and that muthufucka wasn’t even looking
how life feels when you block ppl who respond to valid criticism with "skill issue" 😇
if I truly had a skill issue
I would just uninstall
clearly he's mad enough to still be smarting about it
Stagger them first then attack.
the reaper rips one out behind him
aw hell naw
brappp
like i deal with ppl who have skill issues and they're not the ppl asking for fewer but more meaningful elites
i'll get hard dude stop
inhales it
I’ll get too angry sometimes
but this is not the only game
I get pissed off with broken shit on helldivers 2
reapers are probably like
Actually ready or not is more bs than Darktide is
ready or not's only issue is bot reaction time which you can download mods to fix
Yep, add some other stuff
i find it weird that ppl compare review bombing for dt to hd2.
hd2 reviewbombing was bc the game was enforcing an insane Anti-Tank meta bc Arrowhead suck at weakspots and enemy design
dt reviewbombing is ppl crying about their carapace deleters being slightly less OP (it's for the greater good to reduce carapace spam)
like broken ai teammates
The key to dealing with flamers is to make them come to you
tarkov head,eyes bot wen you peek about 0.000001 milliseconds
Ok that, I don’t get into the meta
ok I forgot but yes the team ai is unrealiable
for me on HD2, it’s more of the enemies
or dodge sideways fast enough to dodge their flames
I only play solo because I'm tired of teams
no not the spawn rates yall
i mean you didn't have a choice in hd2 bc they locked literal content behind difficulties
Ok that I never really focus on
I just complain about the broken performance
like wym squids are going thru objects
exactly. helldivers has poor enemy design, dt buffed players too hard and needs to bring us back into line so that they can reduce enemy spam and bring back skill expression
like look dt having a lot of enemies is no issue
here comes the meaningless phrases like skill expression or identity
but when it's causing specialists, elites, to not have SOUND bc there's so damn many, that means it's actually too much
Yeah see I’m not complaining about the amount of enemies on HD2 
shotgunners hardly feel like enemies ngl
and with the most recent changes, fatshark has proven that i'm right
Shotgunners should've got the role plasmagunners do
just up the toughness damage they do
neither am i? hd2 has enemy design problems. like vox engine the only non-anti-tank lethal weakspot being clipped badly, and there being no heavy pen weakspot that actually does anything meaningful
isnt plasmagunners whole existence because of gold toughness
I know, I was just pointing out my sarcasm earlier
what's wrong with them
ohhh okay
every elite actually needs to be stronger
i mean i'm glad they added them they're a cool enemy. got overnerfed a bit imo.
Very weak. they don't feel like an enemy. I only see them as fuel for my talents
yeah. imo plasma gunners need to be closer to their release version.
Shotgunners (and stalkers) use CQB weapons so they should be able to shoot sliding players who are within a certain range
Gunners feel like actual threats because now I need to avoid being in their view and be more cautious with how i close distance.
do you fight them with ranged weapon up close or melee
yeah elites for the most part are too weak.
imo ragers need a rework to be more like VT2 plague monks and berserkers
Oh I ate AWESOMELY!!!
90% of the time melee. unless i feel like running helbore vet.
Literal king(s)
if theyre THAT far I'll shoot a round to aoe stagger them(mark 3 bolter)
when you are up close and you melee, the shotgunners are forced to melee
but if you use ranged up close, they will switch to shotguns which can kill you
that's their only function really. To encourage a bit more melee
like the role gunners fill is nice, but imo less of them should spawn and be replaced by shooters who actually aren't cardboard cutouts to fight
You should be yanking out ur melee either way
like shooters are pretty wild in havoc
unless you are hivescum
wha
in which case you're invincible anyway
but i don't like havoc's overall design. finding matches is annoying
agree. i remember when scum released it was an actual class cannon
and still most people dont use it
fent beats bullets
#notp2w btw
y'all haven't seen anything yet
youse thought rampage shivs needle pistol scum was bad? NAH
It feels pay to win because you just nullify several elites
transonic dual wield skitarii will be a "kill everything" button
You basically become partially invincible
its not ok
but its never gonna go away because of the community
i'd rather constant lieutenant spawns (lieutenants are like toned-down karnak twins who spawn one at a time, and have no void shield)
Waiter! Waiter!!! More power creep please!
they were prominent in the shrines event which i loved it was fun as hell
please let me set a dedicated level range and just quickplay havoc
REAL
let me pick what diff i want. remove deranking so ppl don't kick me for going off-meta, etc
#owned
i was once stuck in havoc hell when grinding penances
My greatest wish is just to be able to choose modifiers we want to play rather than a random assortment per week
Let us play what we want. Why not? Why make us wait every week for a modifier we may love or hate?
Why not let us do what we want
because it mixes dent heads with people trying to actually play and unfortunately the latter is a minority
yeah i'd rather havoc be like custom where you can make it as hard as you want with the modifiers you want
in the first year this is what people said about heresy
Like let me play rot armor bruh
harder than damnation
and just hop on with the boys to do an impossibly hard mission
I dont wanna wait a week for rot armor
i'd actually play havoc if it had more player agency
See. that would be amazing
but no. we need to do this non sense.
khorne is back
hi khorne
hi friend! :3
2 days ago I had a blight spreads map with 3 zealots in party, can you guess how many took beacon
either 3 or 0
thats right 0
some of these modifiers were cooked up by israelgpt
me with benediction "i didn't hear no bell"
I HATE ROT ARMOR I HATE ROT ARMOR I HA
At least rot armor is getting reworked
its not that bad

bites you
imagine
ow
smyker in final toll havoc
🛌
i would commit crimes aginst humanity
bites you again
ow again
mandated edict: w braps
add a super cool cosmetic penance to it
w braps

MANDATED EDICT
darktide hour time
i miss when larping wasnt used as a word for being a phony or a poser
i find it weird that ppl remember me

i remember ppl i like
yeah. slur-ification fr
zealot chat called me a larper
i HATE them
awwww
im not a larper im just dumb!!!!
swag
i mean some other dude on here recognised me and replied with a middle finger so
i thought it was funny. they never told me why

i pray for urmal skarkal to give many w braps

How old are you then because that's how I saw the word being used for the last 15+ years oti
hes 3 million years old
its in my bio chump
post-millenium
my boyfriend sends me this gif all the time... insert doakes meme bc no image perms
and i havent seen the word larp abused so much before the jjk brainrottification after sendai colony showdown
I don't have a habit of opening strangers' profiles
its a good habit
i have a friend who genuinely watches jjk
Oh shit you old as hell
try it
i was born like a month before 9/11
Boomer alarm
IM NOT EVEN 20
do i count as newgen?
WDYM OLD
opening people's profiles is lowk stalker behaviour
Idk feels kinda stalkery
sowwy 👉 👈
well guess waht
Chicken butt?
i decoded elios morse code
stole my thunder
who would do such a thing opens your profile
fuck
did you just check out my publicly available information you creep?
What ye got to hide, Donald Trump with a sigma face
Owned
i beat off to it, i apologise profusely
go on
Some people here take their bio game VERY seriously
like me
I'm such a lazy fucking chud
it will happen
my bio MUST be neat and simple
gamer clan tag
my profile bio is just my age tho
my bio is nothing
I was called out for having ONE singular grammar mistake in my bio

Committing sudoku rn
my boyfriend likes it when i call him a fat chud
it was A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's where I put another 10 gorillion dollars to israel
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
should change it to 3 million because thats how old you are,,,,,,
I had ppl comment on my pfp but never on my bio
braaap
So I assume nobody actually looks at bios
isnt your pfp a fat seal
Yes
it's sepukku smh
fire selection
Ty
im not 3 million years old
i am hardly a chud
spelling it correctly isn't as funny
kicks you
(it a joke)

@dire kayak do u use contrast paints
Im thinking of giving them a try 
kids and their contrast paints, we just dip it in nuln oil sauce
if youre gonna paint entirely with contrast paints make sure to prime white
classic layering gets tedious sometimes

is it good for cellulite in art? i need tips, i'm tryna do one where dukane's topless and pulling her uniform pants up but her fat fucking heavy ass is too big for them
i'll have her looking back at you angry and disgusted too. impending bolt round to the skull
i like using contrast paints for detail, but i might give purely contrast a try
generational comment
uhhh i mean theres contrast paints for flesh tones
i haven't done art in like ages so i'm tryna get back in my groove

ty gang i'll do more research
hot take
im on darktide chudlette
i want to clean dukane's leg stump with a dirty rag
evis sucks (not stat-wise) bc there's no evis with mk xiiig chainsword moveset
i need my mk xiiig evis
fs pls
very nice show me once its done
only crowd control lights only single target heavies
mk xiiig has light strikedowns and heavy vanguards too tho, mk xv evis is light vanguards and heavy strikedowns exclusively
mk iii evis is funnily closer
i see
bc you can weave into different attack types
like mk x relic blade is where i'm at for moveset
probably only details, afaik contrast is bad for flat surfaces and I have a bit of those 
i marginally prefer mk iv
both are better than mk i rn 😭
I wish FS would grow a pair of eyes and buff thr DC
yeah it's a thing for just differentiating attack types for heavies and lights.
TRUTH
devils claw 💀
it was a damage control nerf. china would invade sweden if they didn't have a psyker buff
I had devil sword in my head
either way
alex playing bongo cat based
Okay so if you play the goddamn game, and if one employee saw my post. they HAD to test it
Like
m1 spam
just spam m1 and decimate everything
pack of ragers just melt
You see this and
"ok, give it more carapace damage"
We live in a clown world.
genuinely
Relax, patch isn't even here yet
gotta keep it up at all times
Out of every weapon to give attention, you give the already OP weapon even more power
im with a friend too
its not even gonna change anything, flame staff will go from S+ tier to S+ tier
Thank you FS for making a broken weapon more broken. Just wonderful honestly. I have full faith in this development team who definitely does not have their skulls stuck up their own butt.
I want a Dclaw buff SO FUCKING BAD MAN.

LET THE OP WEAPONS BE OP THATS OKAY THATS FINE. JUST MAKE DCLAW MORE STRONG. ADD MORE DAMAGE TO THE PARRY. GIVE IT MORE FLAK DAMAGE. AND CARAPACE DAMAGE

I need to get my unempl*yed ass to bed
based
hope you dream of flame staff buffs
ugh forums are a mess with idiots rn bc nerfs were announced

hope they give flame staff 20 stack cap
quickpaw said theyll do infinite stacks for it even
Nice
guess i'll be taking a forums break to focus on myself. good luck any of y'all who wanna deal with ai translations from angry dudes who think knife is balanced just bc it's not as op as DS
this is our monkeys paw
TRUE
THANKS KHORNE
you's welcome homie 😘
people geniunely say knife needs buffs after uncanny nerf
adding you up i can't believe i haven't
very good thinkers
YAAAAAY
Honestly idc about knife cuz its not as stoopid as DS and knife users can actually kill hordes with melee.
imo the mobility it has could be more uniform with other one-handed options. i still think it should be the fastest per se, but it needs to be a riskier weapon
and being less able to outrun enemies would help it with BEING that
ofc by uniform i don't mean homogenised, just... reduced disparity
stupid fatshark nerfing build variety just let players use what they find fun
said every DS user in unison
It's pretty bad lately yeah
destroy DS users....
yeah. there was also that weird like... troll dude spamming the same post daily
the russian dude
i think that got sorted and he's just sticking to the one post so that's nice
i use power falchion, relic blade and force greatsword on the classes with access to DS mainly

yeah! they were on the off-topic fridays
i suggested a giant hyrax >:3
power falchion representative 🗣️
Tomorrow
DS users are some of the most repressed demographic out there
I like tac axe more than power sword
Big ups to the spammer for getting someone a job 
😔
Deserving.
imo it could swing a little faster and do more unyielding dmg bc it's not doing anything crazy to bosses, and since it has no reliable way to open a bulwark shield, it should reward me better for hitting their fleshy bits
like relic blade feels really really good
You're just jealous we've got style
Heavy attack
heavy attack
heavy attack
recon lasgun
"guys ppl keep taking my fucking ammo!!!!"
I accept every falchion buff
its dodge template is insane for how lethal it is
I dont think falchion even needed to exist when we have tac axe
especially now that 2 heavies will apply max brittleness to the enemy ur hitting
Tac axe does the same job with more utility and mobility
yeah exactly. knives should be risky as hell to use but reward you immensely. atm it rewards you but doesn't really make you feel the risk.
is the uncanny nerf even that bad
Not how i play
Bolt pistol
Bolt pistol
Bolt pistol
parry
Light spam
Light spam
Grenade
Stand still for 3-5 second, admiring how awesome i am
Light spam
boohoo i like my funny heat-based weapons 😘
no ppl are just exaggerating
its brittleness on hit
genuinely it isn't that bad
The reality is that most players dont understand anything
literally no weapon with uncanny will suffer from this because they didnt need it in the first place
literally me
knife still fucks
yeah they unf just see a rework and go "nerf bad"
ds still fucks
They see that something gets nerfed and automatically assume that the nerf will make the weapon too bad to use for its intended purpose
And therefore compensatory buffs must happen
Just tell then to learn
but not as high percentage as before right
hey hank i had something i wanted to say
you probably don't remember it
40% max
There's zero critical thinking of theorycrafting or, God forbid, waiting to see and then doing actual testing to gauge the impact that goes into those posts.
It's kneejerk emotional stuff. Pure, unfettered id.
nooo nerf = worse = useless
the reality is combat knife is actually going to thrive after this uncanny change
but like a while ago i kinda crashed out over a disagreement and i even used like... well, in my anger, i used a slur, not towards anyone but as a description, that doesn't like justify it tho, and i was being childish.
I just want everything to be nerfed
i just wanted to apologise for that shit big dawg
I switched from psword to tac axe on my helbore vet build and holy fuck its so much better.
I have mobility and high damage. and no need to activate it every period or so. and I can stop mutants with the special attack. Its literally perfect. I love tac axe.
I have no idea what you're referring to
I rarely ever change to a different weapon. Its just so good. Especially against ragers.
yeah no probably not you deal with a lot of stuff
It does all tend to blend together over time
i just wanted to say, regardless of your recollection or not, i'm sorry and i was wrong for it
Bless up
I use mk3 shockmaul
like i wanna be a better person
Khorne called me regarded (he was correct of course)
why do ppl in monstorous specialist maelstroms bring smokes instead of kraks
whats wrong with you
and i think an apology is the best way to start off a change at least so
Have a smonk mates
3 maelstroms in a row theres been 1 vet on smokes
So I been wondering
no , you cant be a god
Phonk
yeah tac axe is really good. i'm just not a big hatchet dude
someone should put uncanny on my teeth
also since when does smoke trigger DHs

If you punch urself and it hurt, arw you strong or weak?
dawg you got the V1 what you doing here
how does taxe deal with hordes I literally never use it
yes
Cancels out
its great at anything
brutal momentum 😳
hit them with the IRS
ow
no its brittleness silly
Its insanely good against hordes, with brutal momentum blessing. Only thing tac axe doesnt do INSANELY well against, is crushers.
headtaker and brutal mom
If u bite again I will have to act

thank you homelander
ok fine ill try taxe
Wtf
which mk
Your finger will hurt
blue one i thinks
based sticker fr
Mk7
No it’s peak
the viltrumites discovered air fryers it's gg gang
Okay but treating rending and brittleness as the same with only one difference being it debuffs the enemies armor.
VII , kinda the best
In the scenario of say solo'ing, they are the same no?
Rending is a buff for you, brittleness is a debuff
update dropped
if whatever youre killing w the blade isnt dead after the 2nd stab
- it isnt a human sized enemies
- its dying to the 3rd stab
did it
yooo new update
dont see anything
im updating rn
I know
so less damage than before...SOCIETY. whatever I don't even use it that much
that is if ur soloing sorry
yea it dont matter lul
yeah cus knife still gonna be broken
I go eat now, then I go gym
and shovel doing 80% brittle is quite epic
i apply the most brittle
literally overtuned dodge template and sprint template
cause i eat the crushers
Stop
is backstab build even good for it
or like, anything other than headstab
its nice
i feel like u wanna be the biggest character if ur using knife
everything so damn tall
true
im gonna get sneakers o'toole to take his sneakers off
wish me luck

the camera lens have mayonaisse smudge
they could before but you had to like perfect time a jump and then a vault
it was a pain in the ass to do
They increased the height at which they can vault things
Rotten armour
Armour override has been changed from Carapace to Infested – This allows for a greater diversity of weapons to be brought to a Rotten Armour mission
Best change
No
this is what it shoulda been since the start
Everything can be bought against rot armor if you're good...but yeah I guess thats fine ig.
why tf would rotten = stronger


