general-chat

[somber stream]

Do you feel like a chud every time after you've consumed the entire serving by yourself

[hazy valley]

I don't even know what I want. I want everything

[twin flower]

consooom

[marsh iris]

(i was thinking darktide again)

[hazy kestrel]

You wouldn’t want to waste the nachos

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

[twin dirge]

Mfw I consume a container of cheese dip and 3 pounds of chips because mmmmm, cheese

[somber stream]

I agree, however

[astral basin]

Cheeeeeese

[fair bridge]

76913232

[fiery wave]

Yep, seem some barge into line thinking their age meant they can cut queues.

[jaunty path]

mf shits pebbles

[modest flume]

This just in: yes

[hazy kestrel]

Wasting good nachos is a mortal sin, don’t you know? Smh

[twin flower]

CHEEESSEE

[astral basin]

This man is making bread

[hazy kestrel]

The buster at the last door was funny

[blazing ibex]

Alright, good call for me not to play tonight.

[hazy kestrel]

Though they “fixed” that

[slim flicker]

eating $15 worth of cheese block in one sitting again

[fiery wave]

And also queued up fairly like everyone else waiting their turn.

[hidden whale]

come play havoc 18

come come come

[modest flume]

Every time I get that fucking map that happens

It's wild

[twin dirge]

We should start putting old angry people into a little box with other old angry people and let them duke it out

[marsh iris]

fatshark is not planning to fix us

[dire kayak]

quick it's their ssn

[delicate vapor]

sometimes..

[fiery wave]

Shush. I save up to do that at times.

[somber stream]

Good... good.. that means there's still a person in there somewhere

[astral basin]

“The rickety crotchet” shall be the arena name

[twin dirge]

I like getting a box of saltine crackers, a brick of cheese, and a large bag of pepperoni

[hazy kestrel]

That could be a cool bar name too

[twin dirge]

And just

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

Consuming

[somber stream]

Don't lick me

[dire kayak]

no person

[astral basin]

The Codger Dome

[dire kayak]

just doro

[hidden whale]

goober havoc 18

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

come play

[astral basin]

The Bald Mat

[fiery wave]

US? I guess broke from hosting AI server farms.

[twin dirge]

Fun

Is that why my Internet has been killing itself

[modest flume]

CONSOOOM

[hazy kestrel]

Smh

[slim flicker]

replace the rams in the data centers with servitorized homeless people

[twin dirge]

I love to consume, I am the consumer of slop

[slim flicker]

ram price go down

[hazy kestrel]

You freaks were shipping me with Mallow when I wasn’t there to defend myself? The audacity.

I see your sins

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t ship anyone

I don’t support shipping

[twin dirge]

I ship myself and sefoni

[marsh iris]

yes. the data centers need to whine harder at ambient 200 decibels

[gloomy tartan]

NO

FUCKK OFF

NO

[modest flume]

tbf, you didn't want to join

[fiery wave]

Not me. I only yuri ship.

[gloomy tartan]

KY GOLDFISH WIFE

[twin dirge]

It's a serious relationship

Me and her have 3 kids

And a dog

[gloomy tartan]

MY GOLDFISH WIFE

[somber stream]

Wait a fucking minute, are you that German who migrated to America?

[fair bridge]

YOU RECEIVED THE SUMMONS YOU JUST DIDN'T COME TO COURT

[hazy kestrel]

I expected better from you Bushman. >:(

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is my goldfish

[modest flume]

smh I wasn't even involved

[slim flicker]

[hazy kestrel]

But you were there.

Smh

[fiery wave]

Killing themselves over the most useless thing.

[somber stream]

Blocked

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, I think I might sleep now. Or something.

[slim flicker]

damn it

[modest flume]

We're both on the same planet where crime happens every second, are we accessories to murder?

[marsh iris]

goodnight man

tuck you in

[hazy kestrel]

Well that’s a bit of a stretch you silly goose.

[modest flume]

Have a good rest buddy

[fair bridge]

gaming? darktide?

[hazy kestrel]

If we’re able to stop it and we don’t, then I would argue technically yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Hey if we were starving and we had to eat someone

Who we eating

[fair bridge]

@hidden whale for sure

[gloomy tartan]

I suggest the fattys

[marsh iris]

we had someone named grandpa, whos next

[hidden whale]

I DONT HAVE CALORIES

IM POISONIOUS

AND BONY

[gloomy tartan]

You will become calories

lol

[somber stream]

Working...

[slim flicker]

next time eat a

[fiery wave]

This might kill you from extreme cholesterol though.

[hidden whale]

karien you want to play a meme 18

[gloomy tartan]

Bacon egg and cheese

[hazy kestrel]

The pepper moments before I eat it.

[dire kayak]

where were you when it happened?

[marsh iris]

Diet Goob

[gloomy tartan]

You freeze the fatty make jerky

[dire kayak]

you had to be there

[twin dirge]

That makes you higher chance to be eaten since humans tend to eat poison just to get high,

Do we not remember licking frogs

[slim flicker]

bacon egg and chesse cheese cheese

[hidden whale]

O.o

[hazy kestrel]

No

[gloomy tartan]

All we need is a fatty to make people bacon and jerky

[hazy kestrel]

I will not

:(

[fiery wave]

If it's US East, not really.

[twin dirge]

Real

[hazy kestrel]

There was this one ancient guy who gave himself tolerance to a bunch of poisons at the time.

What a chad

[twin dirge]

Real

[dire kayak]

i wonder who the mourningstar's astropath is

[twin dirge]

Id do that

[fiery wave]

Also highly depends on the player comp.

[twin dirge]

And then walk around drinking poison cuz it's funny

[hidden whale]

us west?

[gloomy tartan]

I thought sefoni did all the shit

Because she’s the best goldfish

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[twin dirge]

Pass some to a random person after drinking it and watch them crumple

[gloomy tartan]

❤️

[hazy kestrel]

Death Guard Ritual of the Cups moment.

[fiery wave]

You seem to be playing with someone I would not go near so no anyway.

[gloomy tartan]

I’d give doctor pepper to ancient puritans

Watch them freak the fuck out

[hidden whale]

D:

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine Aztec warriors on Red Bull

[delicate vapor]

energy drink + coffee + bull pill

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine if napoleon had rum and Coke

We would all be speaking French rn

[hazy kestrel]

Those Jaguar Warriors would’ve gone ham against the Conquistadors. That’s all I’m saying.

[gloomy tartan]

Oui oui eh

[fiery wave]

Yep, feel free to guess who if it weren't obvious already.

[gloomy tartan]

OHHHHH HOH HOH HOH HOH

🇫🇷

🥖

[fair bridge]

rewdy is that you?

[hazy kestrel]

Erm, ackshually, it’s Hon Hon Hon

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Get thine funny stereotypical French joke correct.

[gloomy tartan]

Eiffel Tower

BITCH I’m part France

So

Check ur Pri ledge

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m bad at typing

My ancestors wanted to freak off

They got all sorts of crazy

[hazy kestrel]

Check thine spelling.

[somber stream]

Salut beauté, tu viens souvent ici ? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, Omlette du Fromage!

[fiery wave]

You trying to be Anime rich older lady/auntie?

[slim flicker]

language of that dude in the boys

[gloomy tartan]

I understand like 20 percent of that

[dire kayak]

hmm

pjsk fun

[fiery wave]

The stuck up atas type?

[marsh iris]

omelette du fromage

😎

[dire kayak]

do i get out of bed to play with mrrow or keep rotting in bed or keep playing pjsk

[somber stream]

J'aime aussi avaler 20 œufs d'un coup. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[marsh iris]

merci beaucoup

[fiery wave]

Do what makes you happy.

[somber stream]

🥚 🌹

[hazy kestrel]

Egg rolls are good.

[dire kayak]

not anymore
i laced yours with powdered cockroaches

[gloomy tartan]

Stop talking French you guys

[hazy kestrel]

Neat

[gloomy tartan]

I can only feel so Bonita

[slim flicker]

say la wee

[hazy kestrel]

Escargot!

[somber stream]

Cette phrase n'a absolument aucun sens ! :o

[marsh iris]

ay papi

[delicate vapor]

Might get a McFlurry…

[jaunty path]

Why are we speaking spanish

[delicate vapor]

But too lazy to go McDonald’s

[hazy kestrel]

My brain thought of egg rolls as a joke for egg rose

[delicate vapor]

It come with egg roll

[dire kayak]

get one for me

[somber stream]

You know what, good idea

[hazy kestrel]

This is French

[hazy kestrel]

My genius knows no bounds

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

[somber stream]

Egg rolls for lunch...

[somber stream]

Your spell won't work on me

[fiery wave]

More protein?

[hazy kestrel]

Funnily enough, this is just gibberish sample text that tends to be put sometimes.

[marsh iris]

🧀

[ancient tinsel]

I just ate half a pound of baked center cut salmon.

[hazy kestrel]

As I am trying to musclemaxx, I see this as an absolute win!

[slim flicker]

that one train movie with snows

[dire kayak]

next paycheck i get is going fully towards getting turbodork paints

[delicate vapor]

Jalapeño grilled salmon

[modest flume]

Waiting on them kasrkin btw

[ancient tinsel]

I need to experiment with salmon more.

I am pretty boring in my weight loss diet.

[dire kayak]

yeah im just waiting for a bunch of stuff to arrive before i start

mainly brushes and primer

[ancient tinsel]

Chicken and salmon. Rice or potatoes. Zucchini or broccoli.

[hazy kestrel]

Put some cilantro on there, maybe some shredded onion too

[ancient tinsel]

Probably some dill, too.

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[fiery wave]

Well, is usually crickets or mealworms. Wonder how fattier superworms taste.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey question

[hazy kestrel]

Only one way to find out.

[gloomy tartan]

How do you make a toilet

Is that hard

I’ve realized I never considered that

[gloomy tartan]

Like the Roman’s made plumbing look easy

Idk if I could make a aqua duct

[dire kayak]

it's made in the same process as pottery

[ancient tinsel]

I've eaten lots of different bugs in China.

[gloomy tartan]

Like if the nukes dropped

[ancient tinsel]

Silkworm pupae are amazing.

[slim flicker]

irl or minecraft recipe

[somber stream]

Taste like goo wtf

[hazy kestrel]

I got you pal.

[gloomy tartan]

And it was post apocalypse

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna dm you an absolute classic

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro idk what to do

[ancient tinsel]

Taste like goo? How did you season yours?

[slim flicker]

fried cocoons are probably the easiest kind of bug to eat

[gloomy tartan]

My toilet won’t work no more

So wtf

Do I just bury my crap

Use it for fertilizer lmao

[somber stream]

I received a few can of silkworm from Korea

[gloomy tartan]

Do I have to use a shit bucket if it’s the post apocalypse

[dire kayak]

if every human on earth suddenly disappeared how long are you all lasting

[ancient tinsel]

@gloomy tartan real Cadians recycle their own poo. Just eat it back.

[slim flicker]

if cats and dog can do it then so can we

[somber stream]

They were kept in this liquid thing, didn't taste good at all

[gloomy tartan]

I’m speaking real life man lol

Like when plumbing stops working

What tf do we do lmao

[ancient tinsel]

Dig a hole. Shit. Bury it.

[slim flicker]

bucket

throw out of window

just like the old times

[ancient tinsel]

Poop sock.

[gloomy tartan]

Ok what if like

[slim flicker]

you know high heels weren't just a fashion thing right

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a sand storm

[dire kayak]

and you can beat raiders to death with it

[gloomy tartan]

And I don’t want to shit in a sand storm

Then what

[slim flicker]

darude

du du du du du

[gloomy tartan]

Do I have to go in a bucket and wait lmao

I need someone who knows how to create a working plumbing system for my toilet after the apocalypse

[ancient tinsel]

Some toilets in camper vans have some kind of chemical agent in it that accelerates it composting.

[gloomy tartan]

Like wouldnt sewage plants stop

Toilets no more water

Become useless

[slim flicker]

create a system that turns it into dry fuel

[gloomy tartan]

So I need a bucket

Got it

[marsh iris]

petroleum jelly

[slim flicker]

i saw it in a tech magazine once

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the bottom line

[ancient tinsel]

Yes. A poop bucket.

[gloomy tartan]

We need a bucket

[ancient tinsel]

Buy a 5 gallon one from Home Depot.

Cross out home and write Poo.

Poo Depot bucket.

[delicate vapor]

I can hear my cat scratching at the toilet door

[slim flicker]

this is a bucket

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I guess you could make a chair with a hole in it

And a bucket under

[somber stream]

Battlefield Shit bucket

[gloomy tartan]

Simulate a toilet

Yeah

[jaunty path]

skibidi toilet

[gloomy tartan]

That sucks tho

It would smell

[ancient tinsel]

I'm spoiled though. I have a bidet.

[gloomy tartan]

So bad

So bad

[ancient tinsel]

But omega screwed if water fails.

[gloomy tartan]

I want a working toilet

[hazy kestrel]

Smh. I sent you the solution pal.

[slim flicker]

like those kinds of doohickey makeshift toilets you find in abandoned homes

[hazy kestrel]

Build that aqueduct!

[gloomy tartan]

Oh but that’s hard

Lmao

[somber stream]

Shrimply stock both toilet paper and bidet, better yet. Smart toilet

[fiery wave]

Licht, you just dunno how to use them.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a long term goal lmao

[jaunty path]

you like your bum spat on huh

[gloomy tartan]

Bidets use water tho

[somber stream]

bad

[marsh iris]

bum gun

[gloomy tartan]

Won’t that be scarce

Post apocalypse

[ancient tinsel]

Yes. Those Japanese make a fine butt kisser.

[gloomy tartan]

Would you waste drinking water to wash ur ass with a bidet ?

[slim flicker]

collect morning dew in a resevoir

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[marsh iris]

enemic water pressure levels

[gloomy tartan]

Wyd Jim? “ collecting morning dew in my reservoir so I can use my bidet”

[slim flicker]

well that could be a late game thing where you use surplus of drinking water to wash

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t a Bidet use lots water

[jaunty path]

I don't think we're in shortage of clean water

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t have one so idk

[blazing ibex]

@modest flume i'm trying something to see if my game won't die

[gloomy tartan]

No im talking post apocalypse

[jaunty path]

Oh ok

[gloomy tartan]

Like if the power grid goes down

[jaunty path]

yea no.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s fucked

I can’t shit in my toilet

It won’t go no where

[marsh iris]

idk water goes back into the ecosystem

[gloomy tartan]

Eventually the sewage plants will stop

[jaunty path]

Safe your doodoo for your plants.

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[jaunty path]

They like it

[gloomy tartan]

The moment it’s post apocalyptic

[fiery wave]

You should drain them like brined tuna then add them to your own sauce/soup.

[gloomy tartan]

Shit becomes a resource when the apocalypse starts

[marsh iris]

another method is using sand

[gloomy tartan]

I see now

[marsh iris]

sandblasted bum

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

No

Lmao no

I’d rather wipe my ass with papyrus

[marsh iris]

you are going to get sandblasted and you are going to LIKE IT

[somber stream]

I drink the tuna sauce with no issue

[slim flicker]

i read from somewhere that people used to just rub sand until it dries

[somber stream]

But interesting, i’ll note that for next time, if ever

[slim flicker]

same thing with vinegar sponges

[gloomy tartan]

Fill a bidet with sand

Sand blast someone’s ass

[marsh iris]

anakin's weakness

[slim flicker]

it insists upon itself

[gloomy tartan]

Garut Wwyd if you woke up and you were a little worm 🪱

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I would try to get into a YouTube music video

[marsh iris]

crawl out onto the pavement and get crushed

[gloomy tartan]

Dancing worm

Imagine bro

Your dancing to fetty wap

[fiery wave]

You drink brine water... e_e

[gloomy tartan]

20 billion views

[delicate vapor]

Need two hawks to go after worm Garut

[slim flicker]

i used to go out when it rains just to look at worms

what silly creatures

[gloomy tartan]

Garut I think you would be a good condor

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

If you reincarnate

I think condors good

[marsh iris]

wish i was a vulture

eat bones

[gusty bay]

life as a vulture would go hard asf

[gloomy tartan]

You can throw people off cliffs

For fun

[slim flicker]

i used to think you just let worms sit on the hook and lower it into the water like in cartoons

[gloomy tartan]

No one can stop you lol

[ancient tinsel]

You can throw people off cliffs right now

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s easier as a bird

You fly by and knock them over

They do it to hunt lol

Knock shit to its death

[marsh iris]

reminds me of a hawk ripping a mouse apart in front of traffic camera

[gloomy tartan]

It’s worth it too with the mountain goats

For a bird bro

A whole ass goat

That’s a feast

A FEAST

That’s like a shark finding a whale lol

[marsh iris]

have you seen the fatty goat ass

[slim flicker]

you're a vulture bro just eat a dried up bone or something

[marsh iris]

they make it look easy

[gloomy tartan]

Vultures are legit important af

They stop plagues from spreading

And diseases

By eating the rotting meat

Corpse clean up

Anti nurgle birds

[somber stream]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

They save us

From SO many diseases

[slim flicker]

hyenas that flies

[twin flower]

e.e

[gloomy tartan]

Bro vultures could be preventing the necromprhs for all we know

We stand by them

[twin flower]

theres no vultures in spacce

[fiery wave]

He's weird. Who drinks the brine even?

[slim flicker]

make us whole again

[marsh iris]

keep a swarm of vultures for zombie apocalypse

[gloomy tartan]

Whales like brine

[marsh iris]

see them eat the zombies

[twin flower]

like used brine like on food? then yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Bro if vultures were immune

[fiery wave]

Brine shrimp or krill.

[gloomy tartan]

That would be peak

Imagine having a giant vulture all huge from zombie meat lmao

[fiery wave]

He says he drinks them as is.

[marsh iris]

they should use vultures in 28 days later universe

[gloomy tartan]

A vulture the size of a pteranodon would go hard in a zombie movie

[twin flower]

freskly made? to be fair ive only ever used brine to marinate food with

[fiery wave]

Canned stuff.

[twin flower]

ohh

[marsh iris]

pickle brine

[twin flower]

depends on the can

[slim flicker]

tuna in spring water

[twin flower]

yum

[fiery wave]

The stuff you usually drain out and use the fish for sandwiches or to cook.

[twin flower]

fish? naaah

[somber stream]

Canned fish brine is good

[slim flicker]

i usually eat the fish in the can by itself

so i slurp the brine

[marsh iris]

surstromming brine

[astral basin]

Aaaaaaaaa

[somber stream]

NO

[twin flower]

the bravest

[hazy valley]

DID SOMEONE MENTION SURSTROMMING

[astral basin]

I need to grill some potted meat

[somber stream]

NO NO NO NO NO

[marsh iris]

drink it

trancend

[hazy valley]

Give it to me

I'll drink it

[twin flower]

zamn

was nice knowing ya

[astral basin]

…headless fish

In a can

[hazy valley]

[astral basin]

Licht?

[marsh iris]

you guys should watch cannedfishfiles on youtube

[somber stream]

It is a wonder man can eat at all. When things are big that should be small. Who can tell what magic spells we'll be doin' for us? And I'm givin' all my love to this world, only to be told. I can't see, I can't breathe, no more will we beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[marsh iris]

this guy eats all kinds of canned seafood

[fiery wave]

Because the head and guts will rot and go foul easily.

[fiery wave]

Just drink instant noodle soup if you want your sodium fix.

[slim flicker]

fish kidney soup

[somber stream]

I do?

[modest flume]

And nothing's gonna change the way we live

[marsh iris]

i know japan people likes to eat some fish guts

[somber stream]

Not before i pimp the living hell out of that bowl though

[hazy valley]

...what does that mean

what does that mean??

[somber stream]

'Cause we can always take, but never give

[modest flume]

GUTS, HUGE GUTS

[fiery wave]

Is tasty when fresh.

[marsh iris]

fish sperm sac

Milt

[somber stream]

Yeah Japanese eat fish sperm

[hazy valley]

oh wait I think I know what it means

[fiery wave]

Really, REALLY, bad after 2 days.

[modest flume]

And now that things are changing for the worse, see

[marsh iris]

i think fish liver too

[astral basin]

Hm

[tight pine]

[astral basin]

I wonder what we in america have thats weird like that

[fiery wave]

That's just fish foie gras.

[somber stream]

Woah, it's a crazy world we're livin' in. And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin. Is all we have to give these

[fiery wave]

Taste and texture wise.

[marsh iris]

yeah nice way to put it

[somber stream]

👏

[hazy valley]

if you think about it sausage is really weird conceptually

[twin flower]

sausage isnt even an america food is it

[hazy valley]

no

it's been around a long time

[fiery wave]

Is tasty if fresh, you know.

[hazy valley]

sausage is older than the US

[marsh iris]

i dont think the wet market here got sell

[fiery wave]

Stuff leftover scrap meats into the small/large intestine.

[hazy valley]

yes

[astral basin]

Ig.
Its a tube of meat.
The germans and Canadians know way too many things about sausage tho

[twin flower]

name one american dish 🤔

[fiery wave]

Go Sheng Siong.

[astral basin]

I was gonna mention viennas

[marsh iris]

m16

[hazy valley]

I know they clean the intestine before this but it's still so weird to think about

[hazy valley]

what's holding the tube

[twin flower]

i mena

[somber stream]

I've had pig intestine in Asia before

[astral basin]

Haggis

[somber stream]

Delish

[twin flower]

ive had chicken intestives

[hazy valley]

I've never tried this but I'm curious

I would if I had the chance

[marsh iris]

ough... i need the cambodian sosig again

[fiery wave]

Chinese cusine just cooks the sweet/small intestine after a wash anyway. Comes with free tasty filling.

[astral basin]

I think its sheep gut that still has the “nutritional stuff” in it?
Stewed ofc
Im likely very wrong

[hazy valley]

I used to watch a youtube channel that documented different fish species as to how to fillet them and cook them

[somber stream]

Though i heard from one of my mate over there, intestine dish can give you food poisoning very easily

[hazy valley]

They made fish organs look so tasty

[somber stream]

Top culprit is usually that and snail

[fiery wave]

Only if done right for large intestine. Done badly, is like eating a dirty ass.

[astral basin]

Home to bacteria, where they thrive and die

[fair bridge]

that was a fun auric mael

[hazy valley]

And also some of the larger fish eyes seemed like they were tasty treats, or at least the guy doing all this and eating it seemed to be enjoying it a lot

[fair bridge]

melee psyker goes stupid

[marsh iris]

idk sausage makes me think people use the unwanted parts packed into intestines to make them eatable

[hazy valley]

I've had snail and idk maybe it was bad snail but it was awful and tasted like biting into a tire

[twin flower]

isnt that hotdogs

[delicate vapor]

Shaved ze stache

I look

[astral basin]

I want gordan ramsey to catch and prepare a trout right in front if me like on tv

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

pink slime

[delicate vapor]

I feel naked with no stache

[twin flower]

real

[somber stream]

Trick is to remove the belly, but yeah experience vary greatly depends on the type of snail

[fiery wave]

It can, if the animal is not eating right or isn't healthy. Large intestine is also fecal matter issues on the further end if not cleaned well.

[somber stream]

Thankfully i've got locals guiding me around

[marsh iris]

chopped up offals, liver, etc stuffed in intestines

[hidden whale]

guys look at this evil burster

#zealot-class message

[twin flower]

to be fair nugges was like the same too wasnt it

[marsh iris]

i had beef nuggets, it was gamey af

[twin flower]

meshed up chicken parts and just cover it seasoned flour or whatever

[delicate vapor]

Arbys steak nuggets

[fiery wave]

Fish eyes is just a kick of creamy flavoured fat. Try it with any fish. Salmon is good as well. Tuna if you want BIG.

[somber stream]

Ewww eyes

[marsh iris]

im... not eyes enjoyer

[somber stream]

I tried as a kid after watching waterworld

[twin flower]

pig brains and ears

[marsh iris]

chicken bishops

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[fiery wave]

The best part of a fish is the head. Brain, eyes, cheek (Most tender meat btw. Once you try, you will always fight for it.), tongue and a little bit of the fatty belly.

[somber stream]

I shivered at tongue

[dire kayak]

zombie

fuck replied to the wrong message

zombies eat brains

[twin flower]

I prolly havent had enough fish to have one that has cheek meat

[somber stream]

My fault lol

[marsh iris]

fish cheeks and the part between the bottom fin and gills

[somber stream]

Fish cheeks taste nice i agree

[fiery wave]

Just pray you don't get one with a tongue parasite louse.

[somber stream]

Or you could avoid the thing..

[marsh iris]

it's bonus snacks

[twin flower]

extra protein

[sleek harness]

It's definitely a tongue parasite

[marsh iris]

tongue the fish

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

look what happened to us because u werent there

[marsh iris]

fish mid-section is mid fr

[fiery wave]

Naw. Not all the time. I eat the heads because fish is becoming unaffordable.

[somber stream]

Eggs

[marsh iris]

fish egg sac

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[marsh iris]

i like the fish soup noodle with the fried fish head

[sleek harness]

I thought we were talking about Licht

Not a fish

[fiery wave]

Head is $3.50, meat is $12-$18 for a very tiny portion.

[sleek harness]

Licht definitely has a tongue parasite

[somber stream]

Fake news

[sleek harness]

See? That's his only comeback

[fiery wave]

Oh. Yeah, but I prefer to bake with sauce.

[marsh iris]

when my canned sardines have bonus sardine egg sac

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[fiery wave]

Profit.

[twin flower]

Bonus

[marsh iris]

prized can

[somber stream]

Imagine if predatory alien discover us and harvest human for food

[gloomy tartan]

Nothing more true had ever been said than when someone said “I don’t want to be horny anymore I want to be happy”

[somber stream]

"My human has a bonus.."

[flat river]

Isnt warhammer skulls festival really soon

[twin flower]

prolly like 2 weeks from now

[gloomy tartan]

What if aliens showed up and they treated us like back water hillbillies

[fiery wave]

Just show them human std vids and certain XXX vids, they'll flee.

[gloomy tartan]

Mocked us for our body hair

[marsh iris]

are you... an alien

[gloomy tartan]

For sweating

They act better than us

[somber stream]

Animals can have that too

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

4.5billions years and no space travel?!

[delicate vapor]

Vhat the hell

[somber stream]

108% Human

[gloomy tartan]

The Florida herpes monkeys will be useful for any violent aliens

[marsh iris]

they make us sweat and put us in a can and the sweat ammonia to preserve ourselves

[gloomy tartan]

Aliens visit us and they are fetishists for humans

[marsh iris]

some alien gourmet shit

[gloomy tartan]

They pay us to sweat and fart and burp

[dire kayak]

wowh

[twin flower]

the hell?

[fiery wave]

But the stuff humans do willingly lul.

[somber stream]

Hannibal will be a cooking tutorial for them

[marsh iris]

sounds better than my job

[gloomy tartan]

Some alien saying burp you whore and throwing 900 credits at you

[hidden whale]

the sound of my own voice hurts me

;.;

[ancient tinsel]

I feel undervalued now. I only charge 3 credits.

[slim flicker]

college starts next month

im being trained into a reject

[fair bridge]

u sound fine wdym

[gloomy tartan]

Ew bro

Imagine a alien lick in us like goats do for salt

Like some alien just casually licking your fucking shoulder

[fiery wave]

I mean, if they feed me, it might just happen.

[gloomy tartan]

God the ick I would feel

Alien tourists licking us for salt because they saw that goats do it

[fiery wave]

And used to being paid in food anyway.

[marsh iris]

our alien overlords

[hidden whale]

I mean oh no

[twin flower]

i saw that

[gloomy tartan]

Welp

[fiery wave]

Naw, a drone.

[somber stream]

Considering how the elites enjoy eating human flesh

I'd say they're already here

[slim flicker]

9 ft tall alien gf

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

[fiery wave]

They eat fetuses and such for 'youth'.

[somber stream]

Beef jerky

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

That’s weak

[marsh iris]

havent make some in a while

[dire kayak]

pancakes fill my belly

[slim flicker]

i mean they'll teach me how to fly so yeah that's pretty close

[gloomy tartan]

Atleast 50 feet tall

[slim flicker]

im gonna be masozi

[gloomy tartan]

If it’s not a normal human woman I’m getting a 50 foot tall woman minimum

[twin flower]

studying to be a pilot?

[visual vortex]

Or a molewoman

[gloomy tartan]

No mole women

Not for that

Imagine a mole people as your grandparents who adopted you

[visual vortex]

Not for that implies there's a time and place for chris to crack a molewoman

[slim flicker]

yeah it's a branch of the college that shook hands with a flight school

[dire kayak]

someone needs to adopt me

[gloomy tartan]

No I mean they have a right to exist

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

#ogryn-class message

[gloomy tartan]

I just don’t want to crack them

[twin flower]

based, one of my mates is studying for one too

🫡

[gloomy tartan]

A 50 foot tall woman tho

👀

[astral basin]

If you can get past the ai gf paywall first smh

[somber stream]

gulp

[slim flicker]

🫡

[gloomy tartan]

If I had a 50 foot tall girlfriend I wouldn’t have to drive her places

[marsh iris]

when the translucent jerky shows its saturated seasonings you know its a success

[gloomy tartan]

She could just Cary me on her shoulder to Dairy Queen

[somber stream]

I haven't eaten anything yet...

Pls

[slim flicker]

is it just me or this guy talks like he took an edible

[twin flower]

consoooom

[visual vortex]

I went to dairy queen today

[shell goblet]

nice

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a fun old movie attack of the 50 foot woman

[delicate vapor]

Got my McFlurry

[gloomy tartan]

They supposed to remake it

With Margot Robbie

Or whatever tf her name

[marsh iris]

50 foot heidi klum

[gloomy tartan]

Tim burtons remaking attack of the 50 foot woman with Margot Robbie

[visual vortex]

50 foot Netanyahu

[shell goblet]

hollywood wont stop until theyve remade every movie with margot robbie in it

[gloomy tartan]

I’m curious about it

Tim Burton’s got a neat style

So Maybie it will have a diff vibe

The original movie is a so bad it’s good movie

So a remake ain’t too bad in this case lol

[visual vortex]

I went

[gloomy tartan]

Even if it’s shit there’s allready a good shitty original

[somber stream]

We need more Ryan Gosling and Nick Cage

[visual vortex]

The slushie machine was broke

Didnt want to leave empty handed so i got a blizzard

[marsh iris]

nick cage spiderman movie coming up

[visual vortex]

I spnt like blizzards

Also got this really nasty lemonade

Drank it all

Blizzard melted on way home

Threw it out without a bite

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Wwyd if you found out your neighbor made a homunculus out of your ass hairs ?

Would you slay them with a sword

Or like just let it be chill

[visual vortex]

Im a homunculus

[gloomy tartan]

Get some beers

Really?

[somber stream]

Is Fallguy any good

[visual vortex]

No lmao

[marsh iris]

the game?

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah with friends

[somber stream]

The movie

With me in it

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not the best gsme ever

[twin flower]

It was aight

[gloomy tartan]

It’s ok party game

[twin flower]

Ready Player One is prolly my go to movie about video games

[gloomy tartan]

Why do I keep getting advertisements for the Dutton ranch

[visual vortex]

That mivie and book stunk omg

[marsh iris]

how about that gamer movie featuring leonidas

[delicate vapor]

Oke

[twin flower]

I think it was aight id choose it over Fallguy

[twin flower]

title?

[marsh iris]

Gamer

[somber stream]

Old movie i think

Guy controlling soldiers via VR?

[twin flower]

huh doesnt sound familiar

[marsh iris]

yeah its like battleroyale VR but controlling live humans

2009 movie

[twin flower]

interessting

[marsh iris]

you still a baby

[twin flower]

i'll check it out

[visual vortex]

F-fortnite?

[somber stream]

It's good, worth a watch

[twin flower]

time to cook lunch

[somber stream]

Imagine getting 360 no scope'd by a remote control robot in 2056

[marsh iris]

live streamed on twitch

with betting feature

[somber stream]

Youtube title: "INSANE trickshot by PLA drone on Nato operative"

[marsh iris]

defense industries invested on gaming platforms

the future is now

[somber stream]

Invest in Boston Dynamics

It's the next Lockheed Martin

[delicate vapor]

$2 nets block a bomb drone

[dire kayak]

yummy yummy gasoline

DNI with me if you're from the warp

[hidden whale]

hi

im a warp goblin

:3

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

good morning chat

[slim flicker]

they unfucked my wifi

[delicate vapor]

gm noob

[marsh iris]

eating duck breast

[slim flicker]

there's people outside climbing the electric poles outside with a ladder

[delicate vapor]

[slim flicker]

they're poking at the internet box

[fiery wave]

So not friends with anyone living there anymore?

[fiery wave]

So let me guess, loose connection somewhere.

[dire kayak]

food pls plsspls

[delicate vapor]

me to Karien but im neglected

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp4_7T9J6Fg
The average Darktide user

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Look, I only got UK Kinder bueno.

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

noob you

[delicate vapor]

nooblex you

[lilac crag]

what the heck man

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

you stop that

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

evil noob

[dire kayak]

ratgirl

[jaunty path]

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny--k01KR749DDKB26R2RNXZA97ZY5E

[delicate vapor]

orphie noob

[lilac crag]

hi missus

[lilac crag]

ur a noob

[dire kayak]

NOOOOOOOO

[delicate vapor]

Noobxander

[lilac crag]

grrrr

[delicate vapor]

you watch that mouth

[dire kayak]

arf

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

person below me gets bapped

[lilac crag]

counter offensive bap

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

[slim flicker]

ultrakill parries the bap

[jaunty path]

place r after b

[hybrid valley]

anyone looking to do havoc missions?

[delicate vapor]

beer

[dire kayak]

mmmmm beer

homer

[jaunty path]

not sure if I feel like havoc tonight

[hybrid valley]

no worries

[delicate vapor]

domer

[marsh iris]

domer kabab

[delicate vapor]

doh

[dire kayak]

homer drops his donut doh

[whole bough]

does anyone have tips on how to aim with heavy laspistol

in crowds i mostly just hold it at head level and spam since its got no recoil

but its hard to actually hit head when its a bunch of enemies with different heights

such teeny tiny heads and a shitass scope

[gloomy tartan]

Hey there’s a koi fish that’s old

Super old

Its name is hanako

[jaunty path]

You aim for the head ususally.

and they die.

[gloomy tartan]

She was reportedly 226 years old

[whole bough]

ya thats what i do but i miss a lot

[gloomy tartan]

Her age was estimated by studying growth rings on her scales

[whole bough]

particularly if they arent the same level as me

if i gotta aim up or down with HLP im missing everything and only hitting body

unless the enemy is standing still

[lilac crag]

I reckon it just takes practice

[jaunty path]

Practice. I use it mainly on melee psyker so it oneshots with the guranteed BB. Even then its very useful for doing damage while closing distance.

[whole bough]

its just so hard to track npcs

[jaunty path]

its mobility is very good

[whole bough]

i can track real players

but not npcs

[gloomy tartan]

I like psykers as buddys to deal with flack

[whole bough]

well

not darktides anyways

[gloomy tartan]

I protect their cheeks

[whole bough]

darktide npcs do whatever the fuck they want

[jaunty path]

Gunners move very slow when they fire and flamers only move when theyre not shooting.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey did you know the punisher used polar bears to kill criminals once ?

[whole bough]

i mean ya they arent really hard ones

[jaunty path]

Reapers stop to shoot always shoot them in the head

[gloomy tartan]

Like actual polar bears

[jaunty path]

heavy las does a lot of damage to reapers.

[gloomy tartan]

They were from a zoo

[jaunty path]

and bosses cuz of the unyielding damage

[jaunty path]

Which ones you having issues with

[obsidian wren]

Im crying

Im dying rn

Help

Insta reels got me chopped

[jaunty path]

can I drink your tears

[obsidian wren]

Tears of joy half wit

[whole bough]

like i said i have issues when they arent on the same level as me

[obsidian wren]

Reels shitposting

[gloomy tartan]

The punisher said “ cuddly friendly docile this won’t do at all.” Then he punches one of the polar bears in the fucking face and leaves. The angry polar bears proceed to then kill and eat the mobster criminals he trapped in their enclosure

[whole bough]

if its like stairs or theyre below/above me and theyre moving im either gonna miss everything or only hit body

[jaunty path]

I get that ig

[gloomy tartan]

It’s such a funny comic panel punisher punching a polar bear to get it to eat criminals lol

[whole bough]

when theyre on the same level it just goes through crowds

its got surprisingly good rending + both rending perks vet has

the crits also got crazy rending

or whatever they have

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

ig just learn how to shoot heads when theyre on diff elevation than you

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

its pretty linear and enemies hard telegraph their movements

and attacks

[hidden whale]

chat im warm milk and honey maxing

im so comfypilled

[lyric frigate]

i feel like shit and i’m about to start abusing stimulants for the purpose of work output

[hidden whale]

like... coffee?

[raven dirge]

Do you use Executioner stance

[lyric frigate]

mainly my adhd meds

but coffee too

[fair bridge]

any gamers any gamers??

[jaunty path]

Thats

not abuse

thats taking your medication

[hidden whale]

im all out of gamer juice ;.;

[fair bridge]

i literally just drank a big water and i'm on the moon

[delicate vapor]

no pickles

[fair bridge]

watching NL play puck on youtube and it's giving me energy

[hidden whale]

I watched his trickshot vods

[lyric frigate]

in amounts greater than reccomended

[raven dirge]

If you have time to aim, aim for head
If you just need to kill quickly, spam torso direction and some recoil can hit head

[fair bridge]

sameeeeee

[hidden whale]

and I ENJOYED them

im clearly just built different

[fair bridge]

genuinely great

[hidden whale]

oh wait

[jaunty path]

Whats your mg

is it Extended release

[lyric frigate]

dont recall but its quick release

[fair bridge]

can we do a full smyker auric mael

[lyric frigate]

supposed to take one pill a day in the afternoon

[jaunty path]

Do what you want but I wouldn't say that in this discord

[delicate vapor]

[lyric frigate]

fair enough

[twin flower]

Power overwhelming

[lyric frigate]

actually very right

uhhhhh

[jaunty path]

i would just delete

[hidden whale]

NO

😠

[fair bridge]

it'll be great

[hidden whale]

NO!!

😠

[jaunty path]

itll be boring as shit

[fair bridge]

the most boring game of darktide ever recorded

yes

[delicate vapor]

accidentally ran over people while drifting in gta

[dire kayak]

yes

[twin flower]

they were clearly in the way

[lyric frigate]

anyway

test in like 30 minutes. i didnt read the book i’m getting tested on

[delicate vapor]

you got this

[fair bridge]

huge

[dire kayak]

eat the book to read it faster

[jaunty path]

chatgpt

[lyric frigate]

i found a method.

[dire kayak]

[lyric frigate]

im wearing my headphones

im gonna play a summary of the book through them when writing

ez

[jaunty path]

90% of college students are doing it

[jaunty path]

Whats ur test on

[dire kayak]

lock the fuck in

[lyric frigate]

polish book called zdazyc przed panem bogiem

its like

an extended interview

[jaunty path]

a...

[dire kayak]

primer today

[jaunty path]

Tell me you signed up for extra time

[lyric frigate]

with a holocaust survivor who went on to become a cardiosurgeon

[lyric frigate]

i got enough time…

[jaunty path]

Mf

they give us extra time for a REASON

💀

But feel no shame in cheating if you do

it only matters if you're caught

[lyric frigate]

yeah i have this in the bag

[lilac crag]

yeah what if I steal your bag

what then huh

[lyric frigate]

minor inconvenience

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

lowk hd2 so depressing to think about i might play hd1

[dire kayak]

ill bite you

[lilac crag]

ow

[marsh iris]

TO THE SKIES

[jaunty path]

totally diff game but have fun

[delicate vapor]

a

[dire kayak]

u

[blazing ibex]

i can only hope

that this update somehow magically fixes whatever the fuck is happening to my game

[cosmic burrow]

Roll a d100

[jaunty path]

no.

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

to play or not to play darktide

[dire kayak]

[shell goblet]

damnit alexander i just got off darktideee

[delicate vapor]

yabi.

..

[dire kayak]

throws mini at you

[lilac crag]

WELL WHY DIDNT U SAY ANYTHING QWQ

[lilac crag]

ow

[lilac crag]

miyaboo

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

you should play with me,,,,

[lilac crag]

I should

hmmm

[dire kayak]

[shell goblet]

tbfffff it was my wife and my first time both playing darktide on our new internet together so we were only playin heresy just in case tn lmao

but tomorrow evening probably ?? :3

[delicate vapor]

new internet w

[lilac crag]

sounds gud sounds gud I hope u and da wife had fun !!!

how's the net doing

[dire kayak]

ate it

[shell goblet]

i could definitely feel that we were both on it there haha

[dire kayak]

buurrpp

[shell goblet]

but we're both on ethernet here so it could've been a lot worse

[mystic fossil]

guys what extra course should i take

[dire kayak]

[mystic fossil]

or should i just drop out and enlist

[somber stream]

Join the Navy

See the world

[lilac crag]

oh golly goodness

[mystic fossil]

i don't do well on water but not a bad idea

[lilac crag]

are you gonna change it or keep it like that?

[somber stream]

Canned meat and sausage for days

[obsidian wren]

If you and your friends cant joke about committing heinous acts and crimes against humanity without getting judged, get new friends

[mystic fossil]

this an israeli mossad agent

[obsidian wren]

REAL men can joke about killing a bitch for making a steak so goddamn good that you want to strangle a goose

[mystic fossil]

???

im not even grossed out i'm just confused

[nocturne bloom]

Spent like $200 on crates in eso in 2 weeks trying to get a mount and didnt realize I could directly buy the older collection packs with mounts for like $20

[somber stream]

I think he got kicked out of his friend group for doing just that

[obsidian wren]

False, i never had any friends to begin with

Jokes on you

[nocturne bloom]

Canned meat is unironically the best shit ever

[somber stream]

Sorry my bad, didn't realize i was talking to a real one

[somber stream]

No . . .

[nocturne bloom]

I have like 20 cans of spam in my hallway

[lilac crag]

do you plan to eat allat

[lofty lynx]

[obsidian wren]

Vile dogshit in canned form

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[mystic fossil]

depends