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I just think it’s fucked they stopped letting you transfer any old Pokémon’s from old games
That’s a cool idea
Taking a pikachu from like Pokémon on the game boy across every game
Every console
Palworld aint bad though. If you like guns, murder ,pokemon and slavery combined
It was insane and cool as hell lmao
ice punch had like 10more power than fkin ice bite or some shit so its a loss cuz todo doesnt have strong jaw
I like slavery
In video gamed
Not my kinda thing, I like games with mechanics that can be learned an mastered
I bet ur a Black Templar fan too 😉
Not teally no
xDD
What's the connection?
tho if u liek pokemon and wana try somethin fresh than nintendos shit try some romhacks
Who do we hate most
That's not an Iron Cross I'm willing to die on mate
i suggest Insurgence
The best thing Palworld did was show Pokemon fans how low effort their games have been
Jesus christ man 
Iron cross!
?
What are you talking about
This fucking lemonade mustve been laced
cuz the 3 starters are still charmander bulbesuar and squirtle BUT they have new typins
theyre called delta types
Androids are robots that look like humans
Like fuck those guys
Be a robot
Stupid clankers
wait i have a 40k meme for androids hang on
Wait is a terminator a cyborg or a android
Since it uses human flesh from biomass from captured humans for its surface layer ?
A cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton
Yeah but unlike most cyborgs we think of
REEE
cant post the pic
Whichever one of you made it rain out the festival again
Robot in a fleshsuit
who can i post this badass 40k neir pic to so they can forward it
You're dead
for me
lol
"Those freaks" acting like you aint one of 'em huh? 
I’m a veteran
Here the worst we get is toes n scat
posted in zealot chat then
Like 67 years old probably

Lule, eww
I didn’t say fucks I said likes lmao
She tricked him into a card game apparentlun
And cheated
if anyone wants to see the best android warhammer 40k pic ive ever seen its in zealot
Oh derp
which chat got told off by moderators numerous times and has its image permissions removed?
Ash was like 10 in 1997 so he'd be almost 40 now
🤔
Prettyyyyy sure hes like… 67.
i cant post images in this chat at all
Ma'am, we're going to need you to stop
you can thank gen chatters for that
Didn’t ash and Garry’s dads die in the fucking Pokémon wars ?
Gee I wonder why lmao
wat? i just got here like 3 days ago
Ima let someone else explain this Ima go make food lol
It's a meme that this channel cannot be trusted with embed perms, dw
Mhm
some of my others im in are like that as well
Wish I had more stickers
some channels in various discord im in have been nuked and full on deleted for various reasons but not limited to: nsfw shit, politics and shit flinging, and a few times of someone bein made a mod and immediatly throwin a hissy fit and deleting shit loads of channels
Which figure from history do y’all think would like memes more?
I bet jfk would fuck with them
You'll see all of that in here in one form or another 
Charlie Chaplin
ah i see
Omg memes of his stunts!
I love that one where the house front frame just falls on him
The only ones that are straight up unfun to deal with though are the political chatters, noone cares about your politics when you're 20 years old and vote for popularists 
YEAH
And like he goes thru a open window or door or some shit lmao
Charlie would be so into memes
He did so many stunts where he could of died
God he would be peak meme culture
The everything’s fine meme would started with him lmao
i agree but it makes me glad i have like 3-4 friends that can talk about politics and history without hating eachother
boring
Increasingly rare a trait nowdays tbh
argue with people you hate
the history and mythology discussions with them all in one vc is great
No, playing chess with pigeons is a waste of time, and it's more fun to waste time doing something else 
The ideal is a Charles Xavier and Magneto style deal where you disagree with each others ideals but still deeply respect the person and what they believe despite it
yep
One of them caused the other to be handicapped
tbh i dont believe most humans would accept mutants
They would not
It would be super racist
individual muants on an single basis? maybe but every single one no
0.001% of the population
Imagine someone who can shoot fire out of there hands being a alcoholic
And they throw bottles at people lmao
Like imagine the local crazy drunk etc has mutant powers lmao
One bad situation and everyone would go crazy anti mutant like in X-men
look a guy who controls fire can be used to help stop a a really out of control forest fire if they know how to use the powers correctly in a way where it wont make the spread WORSE
In a ideal world yeah lol
You could genuinely have all Mutants quietly retreat to an island with the agreement to accept Mutants that appear in all nations and they would still be attacked "pre-emptively" because people would let fear drive them
The thing about methheads is that they're already mutants, they just dont know what to do with it 
nd they still got destroyed cuz human nature is a terribel thing
We are the Orks of our reality
Bro electric power mutant could power everyones shit
There is no peace
exactly
not me

Imagine your jobs to grab a outlet for 30 seconds a day
I'm getting the green paint. We will fix this
Power everyones power
there will be no peace between humans unless were all dead or a miracle happens
no NO NO NO NO NO
Wait hold on maybe Elves are not so bad
thats one reason AI can be so dangerous if humans make one to 'protect humanity' cuz humanity is our own worst threat
Fingers crossed we make Skynet
Chat gpt got obsessed with goblins
And they tried to fix it but failed
They would have to rewrite the entire code to fix it lmao
Some insane level shit
So skynet would be defeated by memes
same thing with self esteem really.. u are ur own worst enemy
Make it error out and red circle of death by asking goblin facts
Did somebody say Goblins?
The real issue is ai keeps turning racist when it’s given access to the internet
And influence by humans
Or we beat those traveling robots to death
The ones who travel across states
honestly i love that japan and america are bonding by sharing culture
How about fucking no?
That’s been a thing foreve

I hope hatsune miku becomes sentient
Alongside the Tupac hologram
And they help usher us forward into a new era
Don't worry we're not competent enough to make Skynet. It would probably be far less dangerous but it would scare people into behaving
Then a jfk hologram can fill my gas
japanese guy went to texas and the immegration officer went 'so watd u come to texas for' japanese guy said 'i wana try all the bbq i can' and the guy smiled and gave him a map of various places to try
We would make goon net before skynet
Let’s be real
That’s what the internet was for originally
Ever the hopeful optimist eh Cat?

Goonrim already exists
Blue hair... blue tie... she's living in our wifi...
goonnet
I saw a video like this
Bro imagine goon skynet comes alive
Japanese guy gave american man a soft drink
Cargoon network?
if theres one thing humanity will always bond over its food
More like those HEY STEP BRO ads
Gooner ai becomes real and breaks up with entire global population
I dont think that japanese guy is alive anymore
Mass depression ensues
Just like the saying
Being dumped by a ai would be literal rock bottom
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach
too much caffine he wasnt used to prolly hurt his heart
Imagine if it was moonshine
Washer and dryer sales would go up
oof
He wouldnt even be here anymore
You can just rip it out his chest that’s faster
yea gotta be careful with moonshine
Nah it's sex. Everyone. Absolutely everyone repsects good sex and so far it's united us pretty well.
Don’t but Chug moonshine
I'm always a glass half full kind of cat 
theres some stuff that can go wrong with makin it and it can kill or make someone sick
Thats cuz every working man loves food
Steaj
Steak
Steak
I love steak
🤤
There is good in bad, and bad in good
No, abdomen, ribs get in the way
But kali ma
From Indiana jones
the guy goes KALI MAAA
does it easily
Sweet baby ray generic but good
If I was rich I would send random things to my friends
Everyone loves a good home cooked meal made fresh and with love
the original flavor
Come home
Wife is making dinner
Happy
they have other flavors too
☺️
To Simple Rick's
Or taco bell cuz im fat and i have the lead belly perk from fallout
Would you like that ?
no
Hard days are made into easy nights when you have someone to let you forget the day
i couldnt take care of that many
On the inverse I prefer to cook. Cuz Im a damned good cook.
You want more than 60 baboons?
ehh... idk. we already have automated killing drones
less
we just havent lost control of them yet
You can flip them tho
send me like 4
Sell them to zoos bro
I just rub my back
but those fuckers are trying to put automated AI in them as we speak
It's a nice thought, but where the fuck are they? 
... i need to hug my wife and sons more often
i will but the minesota zoo isnt THAT huge
Want me to send baboons to them?
No thank you
Imagine getting that phone call “hey do you want 60 baboons?”
I prefer Del Taco because I only ever order grilled chicken soft tacos and the one near where I live does them way better than the Taco Bell nearby
Taco bell is good slop
idk how many the average baboon troop is but if they get along and have room to grow and are okay with humans i think my zoo would love them
we should all hug our families more
I dont like getting hugged
I love slop
The feeling of skin against skin disgusts me
You will hug baboons
All the germs being spread
Thats why I made roasted bell peppers sauteed onions n mushrooms with pasta n a meat sauce
I dont know the last tine the person showered or washed their hands
We just have to wait for a general dumb enough to go "optimize my nukes" without clarifying they mean a nuclear simulation and we're there but the dumb AI will probably respond by firing every nuke on the idiot General for being the real threat allowing an AI to do so
Cost as much as eating out n way healthier
oi i wash my hands after every bathroom break before and after eating and so on
You know what would be funny
suzie make more songs using una PLEASEEE 🙏
Watching people argue
But like not politics
Like about dumb shit
Like anime plots
i touch my face too much so its needed
Like but it’s in the senate buildimg lmao
Like arguing when anime peaked or something
It's just expensive junk food but sometimes you are low energy and craving trash. Sometimes the goblin inside desires to become a garbage disposal for one night
People that quit and rejoin when they get downed but are not going to die. I got bad news. Flawless Executon counts disconnects and quitting as 'downed', you can't cheese it like Auric Storm Survivor.
had some salami 2 weeks ago and touched my face before washing got a nasty pimple thats finally goin away
I never get that desire
people screaming at each other in giant official looking buildings is funny
That’s nurgle
He got you
It's nostalgia for me. I grew up playing games gremlin mode. Soda, chips, pizza, tacos, etc. and very rarely it is nice to indulge in that memory
nurgle cursed me at my brothers last month got a horrible cold
Darkwood ending be like:
I have the indefatigable frame
I’m coooool
Same.
Very good game
I cant do this anymore, I get sick ;.;
nostalgia is addicting
Just because something feels good doesnt mean it is good
my body only accepts real food now
And you have to wake up
It's harder to then the auric survivor one because getting downed is a lot easier then just not dying. You only need to get unlucky one or have a teammate act like an idoit.
but I miss drinking like 2liter bottles and eating a fuckton of candy and chips
and gaming all night
Damn girl are you a lemun Russ tank cuz you look STURDY
ill fucking die if I do that now
I'm sorry D:
I don't do it often because my metabolism slowed down a ton and I have to really work to stay thin
I have a over active metabolism
I can't imagine how some people do it everyday
I have to eat consistently and a lot to gain and keep weight lmao
i feel u.. mine slowed down due to medication
Too much sugar makes me pass out lmao
Same
Yeah
I’m built like a elf
Fucking knife ears
Throw a ghillie suit on me
Make me a sniper
Except i hardly get hungry but my metabolism drains all my energy
i rather have an average one instead of slow or high
Everything I eat goes directly to my thighs and I like being able to wear my current clothes without needing to fight to get into them
Yeah same
My figure is fine
It's to s point where i am underweight
🤝
At least im not fat
My doc is a moron. He kept trying to help me lose wait but then I just started taking meth and I lost all the weight and never feel the need to eat.
Happy mother's Day! Mothers and non mothers and future mothers hope you day fun asf
dependin how old u are ur metabolism MAY slow down in ur 30s-40s
But i want to join the military and they say i need to be a bit more weight
Whoops I forgot to turn off reply
ehh. ive never gained weight really, but I also dont have a big food drive
i hate how i weigh but dieting just makes me want to kms and exercising causes me extreme physical pain
Thanks! I'm not a mom though LOL
I don't have any kids
I wish I could keep weight more
I think ive been 140lb for like... a decade straight
The most ive weighed was 121lb
Maybe one day
It was intended to be for everyone but i was responding to something yesterday and forgot to turn off my reply 😭
123
But definitely not any day soon
id donate my exess fat to u skinnies if i could ur body would burn it and get SOME energy
Most I weighed lll
LMFAO it's fine
I have to like eat a lot consistently and work out a lot consistently lmao
Like my body goes oh we’re not doing that much let’s slim down
LIKE NO
I think i walk too much
FUCKING STAT
I would love to be a mom eventually but there are a LOT of steps to take before that
id love to have less fat on my gut my thoighs and my tits
Don’t want weak legs man
Same, though I expect to start getting a bit fatter over the next decade as the ol metabolisim starts to slow-down a bit
tits too big makes back and neck hurt
Ok now that I actually pay attention Happy mother's Day! Mothers and non mothers and future mothers hope you day fun asf
What about that old work out machine
which one?
The feminists are about to make you watch a 1-sided research experiment that is like 100 slides long
never used that
i knwo the one not the name tho
does it even work tho?
My problem isn't with kids, my problem is with the world. I'm not ready and I don't feel confident trying to raise a child right now. I'm also single and not interested in making a mistake and playing single mom
Yuri from DDLC
It jiggles ya tho
ive done physical therapy like.. 3 times due to injuries it hurts like hell but it works
The belly
speaking of exercise
Whatever other reasons people have are their own
who wants to kill some heretics
I just dont like kids
havin kids is expensive as shit
also i dont wana pass on my mental issues
Fuck having a kid
I get the point
i rather adopt if i ever want a kid
But i dont want to be involved
Get in a car accident after
too many kids without homes
Thankfully not something I ever have to worry about
Thank you biology for blessing me with a magazine loaded with blanks 
That's fair. I didn't like the idea of kids either tbh and I'm a lesbian so I always thought that at best I would just adopt but there are other options I've learned since so
completly sterile?
Plus the idea is growing on me
That is a win
We all could be man
I think the concept grows on people the older they get
lucky u wont ever have the baby scare and child support swindling
Too much time with the laptop on the balsa
If you think about it
So many guys did it
You get born twice
My friend has baby fever after we saw one of our other friends show baby pics of their newborn and I swear it is like my brain is programmed to go "you next"
Once through the dick and once through the womb
Huh
Yeah that's usually how i think it works
delete this
in ur 30s? thats the womens biology pullin shit
Thanks for that, just what i needed today 
Spit your shit
Your like a combiner robot
Yeah baby fever is a thing NGL
Man that message really woke everyone up
HUMANS ARE COMBINERS
the womb is fragile as fuck btw if you did hit the womb you'd probably kill her
The jiz and the egg combine
makes me glad i take depo my periods arnt drivin me mad anymore
And they make a human
?????????

Or power rangers
Fusion dance
Yeah
I really wish I could make a joke here, but it would be far too uncouth for this chat 
😌
Giggity
And make SUPER MECHA GODZILLA
do you see the conversation that's happening rn? I feel like you're good
It's funnier if you didnt say it ngl
tbh the skin inside is very fragile if any of it is pierced air can get inside the insides and can kill
Becsuse it's up for our minds to make it out
Hey fish
Yeah
If we get captured
I most certainly am not good 😄
We have to recreate black ops
By who?
Varukta
who needs lube when you have period blood
Remmeber
Missus gets it 
Mason
Been there, rode the red tide
chat wtf
Where he escapes
Oh yeah what about it
Like that fish
gotta save money where you can
You
I'm withdrawing before I'm seen
its not just blood tho theres flesh as well
They're being gross again 😔
now, wtf is spotify playing
It's all well and good till you get too pissed up one night an your mustache is all dried up int morning 
your logs never leave
the chat nor my brain
I have to live with what youve typed
Ill die so you can escape
I should disappear too because I'm at work and maybe fucking around a little too much. I should go before I find out
Just dont let them have my body
dweeb telling your boss
And let me bleed out somewhere pretty
YESSSSS
no don't they're going to have to pretend they're mad at me
i like biology talk if it ever happens here again ping me
gona play darktide and watch vids in the background
I like natural selection
BYE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bites you
ow
Oops, I scared off half the chat
BYE ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!
Worth it tho, too golden opportunity to miss 
Im still here

what i wouldn't give to be painting kasrkin rn
What'd you say?
Never mind 
😌
ATM I'm eating pasta and wtaching Walking Dead Dixon.
It's the only walking dead spinoff I like
The 1st series was good until IDK what season. Then it got sucky real fast.
But everything else is like an ingrown toenail
i wish there was one consistent and correct place i could get my painting knowledge from instead of hearing a bunch of snippets of advice from a bunch of different sources
Fear n NY n all that shit kinda sucked
I think after 2 or 3
Water generally doesn't taste amazing, but there are really specific moments where it just HITS
But Dixon feels a bit better. Sharter seasons so less dumb fuck bloat
Idk post the gwen fakeout
When they tried to trick the audience they killed their little asian boy and they got angry
salt water soup
and i got sugar water for dessert
im going all out tonight
Art is a quarter science, half subjective, and a quarter bad descriptions from influencers.
YOOO
Goober rich
like
Oliver Twist type shit
Jesus if I had extra cash I'd order u a pizza
can't i just go to some elder in the mountain to learn how to do non metallic metal
or learn glazing
or edge highlights
Glazing?
I can already glaze
Gonna glaze rn:
@visual vortex You're the coolest guy ever
using very thinned paint to bridge the shadow to the midtone and midtone to highlight
That's a lie nice try
Oh that's more lame
I have never seen anyone do lighting or metallics (with non metallic paint) better.
omg that guy is so good
i love him
Anyway, I'm gonna friend you and there's nothing you can do to escape it
i wanna be as good as him someday
My condolences
Ill make sure to make myself more unpleasant
I know right? Makes me feel so crap at it but it's kinda inspiring to know that legends exist.
His patreon tutorials are great too.
So many hobbies but not enough money.
That's why I do video games. Reasonably expensive.
Just affording pc gaming and Warhammer minis is hard enough lol
warhammer minis could buy a house
It's just a matter of time
Takes one to know one 
ive got kasrkin that i really wanna do glazing and full midtones and highlights and edge highlights with
Btw, I'm playing a mildly scary game and that ping made me jump
Same with paints. I discovered gradiant color changing paints and I'm like... everything looks like a nail and these paints are the hammer.
Check these out: https://turbodork.com/collections/turboshifts
Aye, very expensive hobby, one I'd like to get back into in a few years, but not until money is flowing well and there are no concerns
oh my god i need those so bad
I've been using this on all the Necron blades https://turbodork.com/products/scarab-1
It's so damn coooooool
peacock looks SO perfect for plasma oh my GOD
Sell your kidney to Selina Gomez/ She's gonna need a new one in a few years anyhow 💀
UGGGHHH THATS SO COOL
i know what im investing my next paycheck in
THANK YOU ARCANA FOR BESTOWING THIS ON ME
I'm gonna base my Thousand Sons in this: https://turbodork.com/products/cold-open-1
Well, on top of a base of black.
Pfft, my kidneys aint worth diddly squat mate, they'd qualify for the "slightly used" tag on Ebay 
You're welcome. Sorry about your bank account.
Mmmhm
I don't think the patch hit yet.
Better than my "how are you alive?" liver
Mor gunners now
Aye, patch is next week
A lot of this server's kidneys would go for battle-worn on ebay because of how much monster they drink
No.. no they're probably about the same 
guess I got good spawns + last man standing
I did basically every substance short of Crack and Smack back when i was in the party scene 
You struggle with ogryns?
True enough yeah, at least that wasnt a thing back then 
At least not commonly
I'm hype to play Havoc again though. Rotten Armour change alone is nice.
I stopped energy drinks a while back. Once ina while I'll get a starbucks vanilla one.
Dont understand the lure tbh
I just cant drink energy drinks
Fear of missing out in groups
Frankly, energy drunks are Temu coke. Both suck.
If everyone has it and you dont your brain naturally encourages you to go get it
I was about to say it's just legalized drugs with even worse materials
At least meth doesnt use rat poison or something like that
Well thats it innit, if you're out on the mash at least the things you're doing have a point. I dont see an energy drink getting you wasted in the same way
IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE (taurine)
On that note Im gonna fridge the rest of my roasted veggies, smoke some weed and watch tv
omg they do metallic paints toooo
im gonna use their service so much
Wait is there something wrong with white monster
It's an energy drink
I saw 0 sugar and only 10 calories and thought it was ok
They destroy your body
They do this neat trick on labels you see
I don't drink them everyday but I had like one yesterday
Oh ok it's just what I already knew then. I thought there was some big news story about them or something
Why make everything sugar when you can evenly spread it into everything else to make it have the same effect and possibly be even more unhealthy
Example: Coke zero sugar is more unhealthy
It's like all things. When done in moderation it has a negligible effect
It's better to just not even consume it at all
1 monster energy in an entire month isn't going to kill someone or put them in the hospital, but if you drink like 10 a day you are asking to cut your life span short
Hey Cat
Then you get a tolerance and you need more
Up dosage and repeat
My mom's kidneys are practically dead because she drank so much monsters
Finished my first shift, going back in an hour 
Anyway like there are worse things hurting people already. Boomers had lead, Gen X has asbestos, Millennials have microplastics
"There are worse things, let me make everything worse for my body on top"
That's more a test of addiction. I don't drink them. I have no desire to drink more. I drink mainly water, have a coffee for work mornings, occasionally have stuff like lemonade or smoothies
And tea of course
I am willing to bet we will regress to 30 being the age most of us die
life expectancy has been on an upturn though
Yeah like my generation is looking better for life expectancy tbh
A lot is going to have to change before that nosedives
If we all die early because of unhealthy life choices then there womt be a need for a long expectancy
Depends on the country. The formula/recipe is completely different in other countries or the EU.
We'll see about that in the next several decades
micropastics be a bitch
Hang on
The easy answer is just make healthy life choices then
Fuck i lost it
No we won't
I'll just stay alive longer to keep the statistics 
I'm eating a credit card every month apparently. I will continue to eat my credit cards to stop myself from spending money
im about to say a heresy
I eat plastic dtraight frim the factory to make myself a plastic god
I love my $200 minimum payments per month!
You should rest
if u could choose a chaos god whod u pick?
Looking through the window, I don't see you there?
I actually should I overexerted myself today

Khorne or great hornsd rat
lots of socializing
I know he's not a chaos god but i like hom
thats cus I'm in my blankie... like potat... sneaky like...

Ork Kommando lookin ass
horned rat is technically a chaos god and is allowexd
Okay khorne or great horned rat
But probably great horned rat at the end because he rewards bending rules to get what you want
Socializing hard
I like khornes killing thing
id choose khorne horned rat or nurgle
Khorne, Nurgle is second but a very far away second; Being functionally immortal and hating your life is literally a fate worse than death
I have a social battery the size of a peanut and half as powerful
This
golly gee I am eepy now
Also you're rotting
And a lot of plague marines when disconnected from nurgle beg for death
Good job, I will give you one singular pat on the back
I don't like any of the chaos gods directly
i do have alot of rage buried which i could use for khorne nurgle cuz id be happy to be unconditionally loved no matter wat and horned rat cuz bein a gremlin
I used to be better about socializing but ever since the whole ex thing and then covid...I'm kinda weird now lmao
I think their concepts are Cool but their complexity gets weird
tzeench would be cool if he wasn't so bummy
My brother in the Emperor, if I can throw myself out there to be in the proximity of the nice baristas, then you can go out and socialize.
hmmm yes it was my idea all along foolish reject!!!
thank u
tzeech would be cool but plans within plans can get annoying but magic is cool
And this is coming from me, a chronic book cave dweller
Oh no no no, you're only happy when you're a daemon 
Nurgle worshippers are misanthropic otherwise
Been there done that. I can flirt well.
If i can make women have a romantic interest in me without trying you can talk to anyone
Do it again
i would NEVER choose slaanesh
Committing the sin of overwatch
I don't want to lol. Look, once ur hot enough as a guy you start to run into the same problems women run into and it's TIRING. lets put it that way.
I’d take it as a compliment
Personman
To a point
You are a beautiful being
Lies, slander, deception.
the way my friend describes slaanesh worship it starts normal but then its like 'hey fuck this skinned corspe with ur dick covered in barbed wire' which if slaanesh could choose a fucked up comic evil theyd ADORE itd be the Crossed from The Crossed series
Damn ok guess ill go kill you
Bought a cool knife today, small one
Best way to put it is once u become hot the attention is flattering - then it's tiring. Then it's creepy.
I wish I could unread that, Hellion
i apologise
Just tell them you already have a gf, and have no desire for side-pieces.
I bought a Cold Steel SRK, fave knife by far
Even if you don’t have a gf
I have an issue

I have some throwing knives too somewhere
Saw a cool Case XX so I bought it
Lie to them harder
Only if that worked lol. Once you get hot enough as a man you experience a little of what women go through with pervs.
And its bad
Sir yes sir!
last time i tried to throw somethin sharp i did it poorly n cut myelf
Or just tell them you’re not interested, straight up
🫡
I do this
A cool gift for a cool birthday

It did not work on one of them
It's easier for me to make myself unpleasant
I'm just a dense anime protagonist irl
Same
You'll have to spell it out if you're interested, I'm not paying attention otherwise 
Funniest attempt I've ever had on me is when I was standing in line for McDonalds and said to me "Hey is this yours because I've your your lucky number".
I got shit to do, man
Apparently my Ma says I’m missing all the signals, and I just tell her: Give me the equivalent of the Rosetta Stone for decrypting this shit.
That is funny ngl, would've given her a chance just for that
Like, I don’t know what they mean lmao
If she didn't scream 'crazy' to me I would have lol
If someone don't take no for an answer, just ignore them till they fuck off tbh
Ah 
Same
Like I have a high tolerance for crazy but that lady seemed like a drug addict
But sometimes they're too direct
I’d prefer that honestly, but I can see how it would get tiring
It was really fucking funny though ngl
Especially if you happen to already be happy with someone else
Ive had it happen twice
Can't be too careful, let me tell you, you do not want to date someone with an alcohol or drug problem. It is anything but fun
Once had neighbors with like 3 daughters, 2 of them had crushes on me and the older one found it annoying the other 2 did 
My mother told me like a year later 
I was like "HUH? IS THAT WHY THEY WANNA PLAY WITH ME?"
The super skinny part, which isn't a plroblem plus the hollowed out cheeks and the weird bondy language told me she was high af or crazy af
Still though, girl shot her shot and did it with a funny pick up line. Gotta respect it.
I wouldn't like to comment on those, they're not a hard and fast rule, but yeah, generally if you smell a rat, its best to trust your gut
Hey girl, you an angler fish? Cuz im drawn to ur light.
It can be quite easy to mistake someone who looks rough for being an addict, when in reality, they're just depressed
May not like the player, but still gotta respect the game 
It was the combination of all of it that screamed "yeah, this is going toend with my member getting chopped off in the middle of the night. No thanks"
god peacock paint is gonna look so good for plasma
Good instinct
At this point, a part of me just feels like waiting for women to make the first move. I’m just gonna focus on improving myself through philosophy and exercise.
Aye, if the warning bells are screaming that hard you deffo wanna walk away 
Don't want a creepy sea-worm named after you 
Just get better at Darktide

My clear af signal is reading my Arthurian romances book, and that’s all I’m gonna give.
Or have ur on-screen name "grizzlestick"
(I think you are a decent player)
I never make the first move because im afraid of being called a grapist or something
Been waiting a long time for that to happen, i wouldn't count on it ever happening
You never know
Boundaries are funny aren't they?
I have faith.
Rules for thee, not for me
And if nothing comes of it, then eh. Whatever.
If nothing comes out of it
Good thing we have each other 
If a bird offered to buy me a drink, she'd be immediately landing a green flag, I do not appreciate the whole "heyyy, do you wanna buy me a drink thing" a lot of girls do. Like no love, I don't, use your own cash.
J have my hambones
Pc
And my pet
And 2/3 things wont leave me
Or shit talk me
Or doxx me
Tell me more of your slang, funny British man.
Or call me a grapist for saying hi
Honestly, if you give a woman a more personal compliment. Something more intimate like about their eyes they'll get the respectful message most of the time and if they recpirocate then keep going. If not be respectful and back off.
I just nod my head and give them a "hm"
Do not start using British slang when talking to women in the US 😄 You don't got the accent an it'll look weird 
Oh I won’t lol, I just want to read it.
my clear sign is if i yap about painting to you
It makes the dopamine particles go brrrr for some reason.
then... you want to make a harem of the whole server?
possibly
Much like many American women, it seems you too are a sucker for the British accent 
Sign me out
too late
Don't pout like that senpai! UwU
Forced relationships lead to strain and an increased likelihood of toxcitiyy
Not even romantic ones
If you have to force it, you suck at foreplay..
Ahem
I mean what?
Any
Yeah, I will admit, British ladies and their funny accent do, in fact, do things to me. But that’s unrelated! 
Which is why i said relationships
I prefer accents
I love the Scottish accent personally
It gives a uniqueness to a conversation

People say me and my dad have an irish accent
I, too, like not being able to understand their words.
Never ceases to amaze me how ready you were to get rid of us, but 200 years later, yous wanting to partner up with us
Talk about trauma bonding 
It’s endearing I think
But we're the fourth generation from the great potato famine
I like newphie accents because then I don't have to pretend I'm interested since I genunely can't figure out a damned thing they're saying anyhow 😉
Cracking brings people together
Put a guy and girl from different countries in one room they'd probably crack
@visual vortex You know, only played a few games of Far Far West, but it's a really endearing game
I told you
Right off to bed for me fellas, new job tommora an it's gonna be hard going, take care all 🫡
I messaged you on steam "good boy"
Sweet dreams
I know 
What's your favorite gun?
Good luck boss 
gnight
and gluck
make sure to fuck the boss's daughter on the 1st day for extra points
Still using the default 2
I like the minigun
I think my boss's boss's sister likes me and it makes me uncomfortable 
🥒
Can't believe they ripped off Far Far West for Helldivers smh
Damn Chinese copies man
finally got all martyr skulls. the 2 player ones are so annoying
Tbf there is that one cowboy warbond
Yeah but you have to pay
In far far west you're a cowboy bounty hunter for free after buying the game
Why are fish farting
They even ripped off making the extraction music epic sounding
Far far west is very fun, I can vouch I got nuked on my last session and got sent flying
Oh yeah that shit slaps
Would buy again 
throw coin into well
nuke flies out
Play rdr
Die

That's another FAKE rip off
The end of many of my runs
LAMOAOAOOA True…
Shockingly that was one of my buddies 1st well experience, we survived cuz it wasn’t too difficult a difficulty but was still funny
Im grinding for the not a cryptid skin rn
All 3 of us went flying lol
teh epic duck is comign!!!!
What arbitrator personalities do yall like the most
And the ringing
Male maul
Red Dead Redemption Online was so fun but wow the community was garbo LOL
Thats the batman one?
Hey someone should name they’re child Turok
On my third mission my friends took me into Hard 
I run fem maul personally. The snobbyness despite professionalism is great
RDR2 online should have been more fun but there was nothing to do in it but roleplay a drunken hillbilly mass murderer
Did you die
"Hey what are these green things on the groun- oh, it wasn't me"
The quad revolver gun is actually pretty good for a starting gun
So many 3 repeating letter fanboys
"Hey what do those spotlight things do- oh it wasn't me"
What do these piles of bone do- oh shit wasnt me
Close, but no
I find it creative that the evil demon shit-talks you
Agreed, it's funny
Patriarch shit talking us on Endless mode in KF2 
Friends and I did lots of hunting, trading, exploring, fishing, and even tried out the Bounty Hunter stuff. It was fun but it also had rampant griefing and hacking. I don't mean people raiding your trade wagon. I mean people spawning unkillable skeletons on top of you, creating dynamite tornados, and a very bizarre gang of weirdos dressed like the KKK who went around attacking people
The community deserved to watch the game fade and die imo
"I love trousers"
They killed it themselves
Dynamie tornadoes sounds awesome
bUt LoRe aCcUrAtE
It was very funny until they did it for hours
Last time i remember playing rdr2 i do remember dighting the kkk
Why must my health continue to fail me?
I bet you're delicious!
Hi jakka
Don't be scared, I won't bite
.. hehehehe
Helloooo
I remember the skeletons rising up and chasing off the cowboys. The dynamite tornados were a wild time in history too
Need full destruction for stuff like that to be amazing
building destruction n ground deformation
Cholesterol doesn't kill, I DO!
Same, I'm glad we are now in much more rational and calm times 
Because all you do is smoke and be evil 
Jakka is cooler than you
I remember a while after my friends and I stopped playing we saw the small RDRO community dress up as clowns trying to mock the devs for how slow they were on updates. Afaik it has ceased all further support for updates
Yaayyy congratulations 
cooking up some boyslop
None of this wouldnt have happened if rockstar supported both online servers for rdr2 and gta
Welp, back to it
Rockstar is busy creating a in game only fans and world star for gta 6
They were following the money and the cowboys were broke so they dressed up as jokes hoping they'd catch the attention of the devs. Unfortunately it didn't work
They are busy
RDR2 should have have Star Trek hidden egg skins. No bonuses or future weapins. Just an old school red shirt and maybe a yellow shirt.
six typers after my -2 joke is insane
😞
I miss rdr2 so much its insane… genuinely want a new game but I know they can’t go w the gang again which breaks my heart 
Your pregnant ?
might have to poop
Lmfao
Good luck, don't fall in
GTA prints money. RDRO did not. It is the sad truth that gaming is a business and you will struggle to find big names taking risks over pennies when they can follow the safe road for dollars
That’s how the booty creek cheek freak was born
If i made a game
That shit would be off the walls
He got stuck in the toilet and starved to death
Hell you can print money in GTA too
