general-chat

[slim flicker]

chimpanzini bananini

[twin flower]

hell kinda rabbits are those

[waxen sleet]

... i was going for Steinbecks' Mice and Men

[hollow blade]

Darktide order 66

[sly quest]

Rabbits..

[fiery wave]

My late bunny.

Did all that.

[sly quest]

*67

[twin flower]

super bunny

[delicate vapor]

time for some coffee milk

[hollow blade]

66

[fiery wave]

Literally died of old age in his sleep.

[sly quest]

… 67?

[hollow blade]

Not that 67 jokes all over again

[sly quest]

Awwww poor sweet baby:(

[autumn summit]

What the fuck is going on

[fiery wave]

13 years though. Pretty old guy.

[twin flower]

godayum

[modest flume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4ufGSLJnJM&pp=ygUIT3JkZXIgNjc%3D

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[sly quest]

13 years old??!? Awww you took such good care of the poor baby:(

What was his name?

[dire kayak]

i should throw a freaking beach party

[twin flower]

Bubbles no

[fiery wave]

Considering the WTF things he did even till the last night. And he waited for us to go sleep before he slept forever even.

[twin flower]

losing a pet is harsh

[fiery wave]

Winnie. Mom named.

[modest flume]

Losing in general is harsh

[fiery wave]

Runt of the litter.

[sly quest]

he was protecting you guys till the last breath he took. And AWWWWW WINNIE??!?!

THATS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NAME

[feral vessel]

im gonna start posting Nikkes in zealot chat again

[modest flume]

May he rest in peace

[feral vessel]

GLORY TO THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT!!!!

[feral vessel]

aw.

[modest flume]

I had a budgie who died in my hands, wasn't fun

[dire kayak]

i dont have any dead pets other than hamsters

[fiery wave]

More to keep us from worrying till the morning. After all, we always wondered if we got a dog instead of a rabbit.

[lilac crag]

that sounds awful man

[dire kayak]

my cat is resilient as fuck

[lilac crag]

hope youre okay

[dire kayak]

shes like 16

[lilac crag]

and silly

[sly quest]

He was actually a tiny bear… from what I’m reading

[feral vessel]

shrut up

shurt

[fiery wave]

Ah, yeah, 3-5 years for hamsters, had over 55.

[feral vessel]

hey guy fun fact

the russian mafia is smuggling uranium

a few tons of it

allegedly

[modest flume]

Aren't you gonna stop them?

[lilac crag]

awesome. when will you stop being a nerd

[fiery wave]

Audible growling and will bite? Yes.

[feral vessel]

stop calling me a nerd i get

nvm im not gonna finish that

[lilac crag]

yeah? yeah??? go on serg

im listening

[feral vessel]

HARD.

[lilac crag]

what

[modest flume]

If I ever get a new pet it'll be a bigger bird, they live as long as you do and I hope we'd go together

[lilac crag]

my bad

[delicate vapor]

cissia..

[lilac crag]

thats a good call

[feral vessel]

"sorry chris i think thats called having a BONER"

[lilac crag]

i wish for a turtle

[fiery wave]

Follows us around like a dog? Yes. Tried to follow mom to work because she forgot to close the door... yes. She found out walking to the MRT lul.

[dire kayak]

step 1: break into house
step 2: shave cat's head
step 3: leave without stealing anything

[twin flower]

ehh, people can fuck themselves

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[modest flume]

Genuinely tbh

[feral vessel]

florida man activities

[lilac crag]

most people can go fuck themselves

[modest flume]

Instead of fucking everyone else over, they can fuck themselves

[feral vessel]

typa shit 4chan would do for shits and giggles

[dire kayak]

i can

[feral vessel]

when is /pol/ gonna do something interesting again

[lilac crag]

goober

[feral vessel]

cmon do something.

[lilac crag]

they wont

[sly quest]

How big was he… was he one of these huge-kid sized bunnies?!

[dire kayak]

4channer

[lilac crag]

cus they got busted for being funded

[lilac crag]

by

things

[feral vessel]

yeah i heard

CIA involvement?

[sly quest]

I literally saw a bunny that was bigger than a toddler once

[lilac crag]

yeah

[sly quest]

It was insane.

[feral vessel]

who wouldve guessed tbf

[lilac crag]

i would have

[dire kayak]

the mars pattern imperial titan mini is as big as a toddler

[lilac crag]

transphobia is so fucking forced

[feral vessel]

idfk /b/ is still funny

habbo was peak

[hollow blade]

Animals gets bigger then original size 2

[fiery wave]

Naw. Standard palm when baby to longer than full 100% keyboard.

[feral vessel]

i also liked the er..

he will not divide us saga

was fucking hilarious

[dire kayak]

4channer

[lilac crag]

serg why did you have to be a 4channer on top of a nerd

[sly quest]

Lmaoaoaooa then where did he fit all this evil? Hes too tiny for all of this 😭

[feral vessel]

surface level knowledge though

[feral vessel]

im on the internet of course i visit 4chan

/hmofa/ is my VALHALLA

[dire kayak]

ive never visited 4chan in my life

[lilac crag]

i also havent

[fiery wave]

Runt of the litter as said. If he doesn't like someone, they end up being bad ppl.

[dire kayak]

im never touching that cesspool with a 200ft pole

[lilac crag]

that place fuckin scares me

[modest flume]

She was like my baby, a family friend gave her to us to pet sit and when they came back to collect, their daughter didn't want the bird back so they gave her to us; She was a big biter so I would just put my hand in there and let her bite until she stopped, I think it took 2 weeks

[dire kayak]

especially since theyd rend me apart and doxx me

[feral vessel]

green goblin mask voice Coward. You disgust me.

[lilac crag]

yo im not taking slander from you lil four eyes

smacks you /j

[lilac crag]

awh!!!

[feral vessel]

not wanting to interact with 4chan is understandable

[lilac crag]

cutie

[feral vessel]

i just use /trash/ and /hmofa/ because uhh

furries and human male on female anthro

[lilac crag]

it just keeps getting better

[sly quest]

Such a smart baby…

[fiery wave]

This happens to so many hamsters. Is how we got up to 35 at once.

[modest flume]

She used to dance when I would go to her cage and bang the door at fuckin 3 in the morning for attention

[sly quest]

I do believe it’s because of the energy

[dire kayak]

SHES LITERALLY ME

[lilac crag]

thats adorable

[sly quest]

Bad people always have bad energy around them

Like, it’s genuinely physical at times

[modest flume]

She could literally let herself out, she wanted me to pick her up

[sly quest]

Goat

[lilac crag]

used to have 3 cats

they didnt like anyone but me and my sister

it can be different

[feral vessel]

i hae a rat

[fiery wave]

Mhm. But many humans are 'blind' to it.

[feral vessel]

im better

[fiery wave]

You need to have at least 3 for rats.

[lilac crag]

one of them liked laying on both my shoulders while i played games

[fiery wave]

They are social.

[dire kayak]

@sleek harness

[modest flume]

Yeah LIKE YOU

[feral vessel]

i had two rats but the other one died and we figured that introducing another so late into his occupation of the cage would

[dire kayak]

THATS ME

[feral vessel]

like, result in fighting

[dire kayak]

THATS WHAT I DO

[sly quest]

The energy from some people, even here, genuinely hits you like a train at times yet people just ignore this. Yk who should be removed?

[feral vessel]

ik that rats are social

[sly quest]

Yk who has… BADDDD energy here?

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

but he would fucking murder the other rat if i put another one in his cage

[lilac crag]

do you?

[sly quest]

You were their couch

[fiery wave]

Best not said in public.

[lilac crag]

marine pfps

[feral vessel]

me

[abstract kestrel]

Me

[feral vessel]

is that right

hmmmmmmmmmmm

is thatr ight?

[dire kayak]

me

[abstract kestrel]

Fuck

[feral vessel]

mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmM?

[sly quest]

I’m pretty sure you know already.

[fiery wave]

Yeah, also relates to personalities..

[dire kayak]

i like most people here

people are fun to talk to

[modest flume]

She would always fly to my shoulder, any time I put her down she'd come right back up

[feral vessel]

he isn´t showing any signs of depression even though he´s been alone for a while, i try to interact with him as much as possible

[fiery wave]

Depends on what here meant.

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

fat fucking rat.

[lilac crag]

most folk are ok here

[dire kayak]

[fiery wave]

Sounds like one that prefers humans to other rats.

[feral vessel]

yeah.. he like to licc

[dire kayak]

i want a salamander someday

[modest flume]

Good thing there's no one.... repulsive here

[lilac crag]

is that so..

[delicate vapor]

give it a flame thrower

[lilac crag]

in all seriousness ive already said who i dont like about here

[delicate vapor]

is it me

[dire kayak]

hope its not me,,,,

[feral vessel]

I HAHYVE A BOMB1111

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

if i disliked you both i wouldnt be talking to you

sillies

[dire kayak]

eats it

[feral vessel]

check human domestication guide discord

"we all fucking the bacteriophage right"

leave

[modest flume]

Oh my God, J.C.! A bomb!

[dire kayak]

hmmm

ill hear you out just this once

[feral vessel]

DO NOT HEAR THE PLANTFUCKERS OUT

[modest flume]

Speaking from experience I see

[feral vessel]

yes

BUSHMAN.

certainly.

BUSHMAN

[twin flower]

-# bush

[modest flume]

So you just gonna insult my heritage like that? Huh?

[dire kayak]

deco

[modest flume]

Just some sort of fetish to you?

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Do I make you laugh? Do I amuse you?

[lilac crag]

honestly with you im not even sure how we became friends

but i am happy that we are

[feral vessel]

YES I AM

[feral vessel]

YES YOU DO

[dire kayak]

elios is too silly to not be frieends with

[feral vessel]

MUCH LIKE HOW EVERYONE CALLS ME A CHEESE

[delicate vapor]

it was over zenless

[feral vessel]

MAYBE YOU CAN GET LIKE A FIFTH OF MY SUFFERING

[dire kayak]

🪤

[delicate vapor]

i forgot other reasons

[modest flume]

YEAH? WELL COME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE

[lilac crag]

splendid

[feral vessel]

OKAY
CHOOM

YOULL REGRET THIS

CHOOM

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

cheese

[modest flume]

Oh you don't know who you're fucking with, choomba

[feral vessel]

okay i have to do school.

[lilac crag]

i hit this in the middle of darktide matches btw

[feral vessel]

like actually critically

[lilac crag]

just start STYLING on the heretic

[modest flume]

Alright have a good day buddy

[feral vessel]

i need to make a fucking essay

[slim flicker]

ba ba bacon egg and cheese cheese cheese cheese

[feral vessel]

DESPERATELY

errrm chatgpt

[twin flower]

funny rat thing

[feral vessel]

israelgpt

[twin flower]

wuh

[feral vessel]

my friend tried to generate an image with a jew and chatgpt refused

[modest flume]

🤝 you kill their bodies with your weapons, and you kill their spirit with your style

[dire kayak]

dances really badly

[rain idol]

“THOU HAVE NILL SWAG FILTHY HERETIC”

[livid glacier]

Guys is the falchon vet sword good ?
I have never seen anyone using it at all

[feral vessel]

[slim flicker]

israel impressed

[twin flower]

its mid but its aight

[lilac crag]

" THY MOVES ART RIGID, MINE SWAG FRIGID. "

[dire kayak]

i know the birdbrain dance from memory

[feral vessel]

braindance

[livid glacier]

Then what's the most used melee for the vet class...is it power sword ?

[modest flume]

Do the safety dance

[modest flume]

It's his best melee tbh

[feral vessel]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!"

[modest flume]

It requires nothing except Power Cycler

[feral vessel]

"DO I LOOK LIKE I PAY YOU TO ACT LIKE THIS IS A FUCKING USED CAR DEALERSHIP"

[livid glacier]

I will need to start using that power sword more then

[slim flicker]

glad they're buffing the vet shovel next update

[feral vessel]

dont give me hop

ee

[dire kayak]

they are

[lilac crag]

" THOU UNDERSTAND NAUGHT OF HOLY EXCELLENCE! WATCH MINE SIGNS OF FAITH HERETIC "

[slim flicker]

read the transcript

[feral vessel]

hot take everything looks better when it´s sweaty

okay back to normal sergal

i guess

[slim flicker]

carapace armor too op

buff the flame staff again

[feral vessel]

reading is hard

[feral vessel]

FIVE BAJILLION MORE SOULBLAZE STACKS

[rain idol]

“SING YOUR HYMNS EMINEMTICUS!”

[dire kayak]

if my dumbass can read fall of cadia

what were we talking about

[slim flicker]

i can't hit my warp battery

52 bomboclat scab ragers

[feral vessel]

idk.

[delicate vapor]

a

[south valve]

What?

[feral vessel]

now you see honey boy if you were melee psyker

[south valve]

Also hi!!

[feral vessel]

hi painted

[feral vessel]

You heard me.

sweat is just.. look good..

It adds that SHEEN

[south valve]

It’s just that you said “everything” not “everyone”

Do plants sweat

[feral vessel]

yeah i have my reasons choomba

[south valve]

?

[slim flicker]

when the carrot sweat

[feral vessel]

sap

juices

idk

[south valve]

Choomba

[south valve]

True

[feral vessel]

saw nothing yeah

[fallen tree]

[south valve]

WE SAW THAT

[dire kayak]

painted

[fallen tree]

in my darktide general chat

[south valve]

SOMEONE WITH VENCORD SCREENSHOT HIS ASS

[feral vessel]

casual plantfucking kinda wild

[elder merlin]

Choom

[south valve]

Hi Goober!

[feral vessel]

choom

[feral vessel]

no

[slim flicker]

sGooba

[feral vessel]

i do not consent

if anyone does that im going to find you and eat your spleen

[dire kayak]

oh no

yeeahahh totally didnt do it

[south valve]

Mwahahaha

[distant oak]

do it :3

[south valve]

What does your spleen do anyway?

[slim flicker]

store blood

destroy old blood

i think

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

l4d2 jockey theme

[elder merlin]

Bloodborne?

[slim flicker]

but everything the spleen can do the liver already does so it's vestigial

[elder merlin]

Hunter screech

[dire kayak]

i love being able to punch people

[south valve]

Lame

[slim flicker]

born of spleen

[south valve]

Who needs that shit

[south valve]

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood

[distant oak]

A-

[dire kayak]

gonna break your comedy mask

[distant oak]

NOOOOO

[slim flicker]

ganger

[feral vessel]

NZEHAHSHY HEHEHEHEHE

[distant oak]

😭

[south valve]

I picture you flying around on a broom typing this

[feral vessel]

baba yaga shit

[distant oak]

Omg John Wick reference!!

[slim flicker]

i heard you struck my salad

[distant oak]

I ATE your salad

[slim flicker]

[feral vessel]

bring back TTS i need my slapstick comedy

[slim flicker]

thy punishment... is salad...

judgement

[distant oak]

my roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI

[delicate vapor]

seafood salad

[feral vessel]

soy

[slim flicker]

wosh wosh wosh wosh

[delicate vapor]

splish splosh

[feral vessel]

okay bye you people

things

awful things

[distant oak]

i am an awful thing yeah :(

[south valve]

Watch out for the man behind you!

[distant oak]

The man behind the man behind the man behind the ma-

[south valve]

Chain of men

[distant oak]

The man behind the chain

[lilac crag]

hi chase

[distant oak]

Hi you

[south valve]

Hi Alexander!

[distant oak]

Oh hi mark

[delicate vapor]

[slim flicker]

shimmy shimmy yay

[dire kayak]

im kinda liking the shiv alternate mark

feels good

[acoustic pebble]

Gonna play, who's in?

[fiery wave]

Everyone says it's bad. They are wrong.

[acoustic pebble]

Me and Al gonna play some dorktide

[delicate vapor]

[distant oak]

dorktide innit

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

[acoustic pebble]

Is that a yes or no?

[feral vessel]

hi scum

hehe

s-cum

[acoustic pebble]

Now that was just cheesy

[slim flicker]

hive scoom

[south valve]

WHERE?

Oh scum

[acoustic pebble]

I'm telling the commissar

[south valve]

Hives ***

[acoustic pebble]

I don't speak CCP

[south valve]

Do you speak CCCP?

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

🥛

[delicate vapor]

🥛<- ☕

[slim flicker]

latte

[delicate vapor]

coffee flavour milk

[slim flicker]

heresy

[delicate vapor]

nope

[south valve]

💡

[slim flicker]

mom bought these fresh roast-per-order coffee for the espresso machine but i just end up making cold brew from them

[feral vessel]

brother mao

[acoustic pebble]

I don't speak SCP either

[south valve]

I don’t like coffee

[feral vessel]

scp..

SUS

[south valve]

Then again, I’ve tried it like twice

[lilac crag]

HI PAINTED

[south valve]

I wish I had nitro purely for waving emojis

[slim flicker]

i don't love it but i've been drinking coffee every morning since i was 12 because every adult in my life drink it and i thought that it was something everyone does regardless of the taste

cofe

[delicate vapor]

coffee milk is nice

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

denied my invite again,,,

[feral vessel]

i hate nitro

[feral vessel]

demanding an rp partner rn

[twin flower]

I had a blend for this every summer cuz of how hot it gets

[delicate vapor]

yurm

[lilac crag]

WE CAN PLAY NOW

[marsh iris]

ogh tummyache

[twin flower]

luke warm water 🥤

[slim flicker]

brian warm water

[marsh iris]

body temperutre brian fluid

[south valve]

Why?

[slim flicker]

nowadays i just drink coffee so i can use the bathroom in the morning

[feral vessel]

israeli ceo of discord

mossad agent 90%

[south valve]

shoots you with an anti tank rocket launcher

[south valve]

Ohhh

fair

vencord >>>>>

[lilac crag]

vencord supremacy baby

i get nitro from friends tho

im just cool like that

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

bing chilling

i wish i had friends

[lilac crag]

cat chilling

[marsh iris]

🍨

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

you have me serg

[dire kayak]

we played dt together silly plant

[marsh iris]

you had, now you have

[slim flicker]

friendslop

[lilac crag]

friendgem

[dire kayak]

friend

i stole the gem

[slim flicker]

grand regent morrow

[lilac crag]

do not steal gems

[dire kayak]

conquest was actually orgustine zola

[twin flower]

hadron is tech jacket

[lilac crag]

GET BACK IN THE GAME

!!!!!!!!!!!

[delicate vapor]

[ember nimbus]

kid named back

[slim flicker]

put me in coach

[twin flower]

last name shots

[feral vessel]

blud is not restarting the holy russian empire

[ember nimbus]

why tf are defilers 150 bucks a pop fuck

[somber stream]

They're called plastic crack for a reason

[dire kayak]

theyre probably imperial titan size tbh

[south valve]

Details, details, my dear Orgustine

[wary flint]

Probably a dumb question but what’s the best class/loadout for expeditions? Play on the lowest difficulty since it doesn’t affect tech spawns and a lot of time randoms don’t join until later if it all and some classes/loudouts are pretty slow.

[twin flower]

saw people say infil vet ddoes great there

i havent tried tho, got tired of expeds

[dire kayak]

350k heretics dead so far

[astral basin]

Skyrim is home to true nords!

[ember nimbus]

they are a bunch smaller than imperial knights

[dreamy walrus]

Veteran or Psyker, for ammo and range reasons. The laz gun increases damage at range and has perks for that. The psyker has gun psykers and staffs.

[dire kayak]

oh yeah shit pricing then

[ember nimbus]

for size comparison they are roughly taurox sized, maybe a bit taller

maybe well get an iron warriors patrol soon

skullfest is really soon

[twin flower]

doooom

[wary flint]

Makes sense. For either class do you know what their fastest sprint speed melee wep is?

[ember nimbus]

combat knife probably

with 80% mobility

[wary flint]

I’ll gladly dump the resources for a 80 mobility melee. It’s lowest difficulty so it’s not like the lower dps will matter much

[cosmic burrow]

played tarkov for 5h with a friend

is nice

done some quests

earned some money

[ember nimbus]

80% moblity knife is like activating noclip

some combination of precog/riposte/mercykiller/fleshtearer and you are golden

20% damage on knife honestly is nothing

[dire kayak]

oooofff

they should be imperial knight sized for that price

considering the norn emissary is and is of similar price

[ember nimbus]

theres 3 sprues to them, theres tons of options

but i still think they are kinda overpriced rn

i think i wouldnt be too mad if it was 2 of them and they were 300-ish bucks

it would be a huge kit at that point tho

the monogod helmets look so fucking cool

[dire kayak]

truth nuke

[lilac crag]

HI!!!!!!!!!!

[lilac crag]

HI CAT!!!!!!!!!

[regal jasper]

Hiiiiii

[narrow ledge]

Warband!

next week we will add sex to darktide

[tulip kettle]

When the devil asks to dance you better say never, because a dance with the devil might last your forever

[south valve]

HOLY FUUUCK

[south valve]

Me remembering that Elios is Australian

[dire kayak]

FINALLY FREE FROM USING BRACED AUTO

[south valve]

Breaking from chains image

[hazy valley]

HI ALEX!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

owww

[dire kayak]

i love how the ruthless backstab blessing on the shivs implies that if the hive scum was in helldivers theyd have ridiculous armour pen

with a tiny little knife

[fiery wave]

Stealth vet, rending, more brittle, knoife. Tee hee.

[timber elk]

spawns

[astral basin]

Hmm

[dire kayak]

10 missions until hive scum 100%

[sly quest]

Hayio Gen Chat

[astral basin]

Aaa

[astral basin]

Heyo goob. Al

[astral basin]

Goat

[timber elk]

El ball

[astral basin]

[timber elk]

makes half-life 1 sound affects. Spawns a atomic bomb and starts whacking it with a crowbar

[astral basin]

takes crowbar away
No no floof. That wont work on the stingray engine.
Try punching this “hellbomb” here

[timber elk]

Ooooooh.

equips a Recoilless rifle with half-life 1 sound affects and points it at the hellbomb

Ready!

shoots it and a white flash consumes both of them

[marsh iris]

these salted belgian choc cookies are the bomb

[sly quest]

Yaho

[south valve]

I don't know why I just got a sudden memory of

"SHOCKEEEEEERRRR"

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME"

[dire kayak]

mimimimiku

[little marten]

Guys I did a painting

[astral basin]

Please dont say w shit please dont w shit

[sly quest]

HELLO LACEY

[dire kayak]

show

[shell goblet]

HI AL :3

[sly quest]

SHOW SHOW

[little marten]

I dunno it’s uh

Not beating the schizophrenic allegations

[sly quest]

HOW ARE WE FEELING HOWS THE NEW PLACE LOOKING P:

[astral basin]

[dire kayak]

we're all schizophrenic here

[little marten]

Lemme post my GALLERY then

In zealot 2 secs

[shell goblet]

it's going so good girl omfg omfg i finished setting up my pc last night and it's so pretty and cuteee :33 do u wanna see ?? :o

[little marten]

Posted 🫡

[shell goblet]

how are youuuumb btw ? :3 @sly quest

[tawdry edge]

Morning

[tawdry edge]

Why

I didnt do anything to deserve this

[dire kayak]

i do it with love

[sly quest]

YES PLEASE. AND IF YOURE EVER FREE THESE DAYS WE GOTTA PLAY TOO! P:

[sly quest]

I’m doing so well! Waiting till I finish my period so I can get my nails done. Genuinely gotta learn how to do my own nails because the set I want will be for 250.

[molten matrix]

the first thing to do is to buy clippers

[tawdry edge]

I do this with love

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i risk fucking up the primer to prime my kasrkin now or wait until i get my new primer tomorrow

[tawdry edge]

Primer tomorrow

[dire kayak]

hmpj

fineee

[shell goblet]

JESUSS it's been about 2 years since i've had my nails done- i didn't realize it's so expensive now. i'm kinda still working on breaking my skin/nail biting habits as of late so that they can 'grow back happy and healthy' (and it's not going well- i just want my clicky clackies back lmao)

[tawdry edge]

Talkijg about minis
Forgot to send the site i ordered mine from my tax id

Sent them yesterday

[shell goblet]

YES WE SHOULD :33 i'll genuinely be able to have some free time either starting tonightt or tomorrow !! i just need to finish cat proofing a few things so we can grab our boys from their sitter and then sort out allllll our clothes omg

[tawdry edge]

Shoukd be mailing me them any min now

[dire kayak]

show me themmm

[tawdry edge]

Ill try to find pictures of them
Will also send pictures of when I try to paint them for the first time too

[molten matrix]

actual daggers

[little marten]

BASED KASRKIN

[dire kayak]

fall of cadia gave me a newfound love for kasrkin

[little marten]

I just have my melta trooper to paint and then I’m done

Oh and edges 😔

[lilac crag]

hello chat

i am in bed again

[somber stream]

Give the thing some glow

[dire kayak]

craving ice again

[somber stream]

Like the blue neon glow on the edge and the dude

[dire kayak]

without me?

[little marten]

Imma keep em simple cause I do wanna get to going out and playing with them in kill team

[lilac crag]

yeah

[little marten]

While I slowly build my imperial guard blob

[dire kayak]

sobs

[lilac crag]

imperial guard tabletop!!!!

big yay!!!!

[somber stream]

🤖 Translating....

[little marten]

Hell yeah

[somber stream]

"I don't want to fuck up the minis"

[dire kayak]

we should play tabletop together someday,,,,,

[lilac crag]

if I have the money for such thing

sure thing

[shell goblet]

hello alexander :33

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[lilac crag]

LACEY!!!!!! COMO ESTAS?

[little marten]

Probably time to fuck up some Darktide tbf

[tawdry edge]

took me 5 days to answer the e-mail to send them my tax number, hope they see it soon and mail me the thing

[shell goblet]

MUY BIEN :3 E TU !

(my game automatically stretched to monitor btw !!)

[tawdry edge]

@dire kayak #zealot-class message This are the ones i bought

[lilac crag]

no more open inches??

[elder merlin]

[sly quest]

ACTUALLY!!!! Doing your nails might help with that!:) there is special formulas that make you literally want to cry whenever you even think about biting your nails! Also having acrylic might help since your nails r protected p:

[dire kayak]

only 17 more hours until i get my primer and ink paints

[somber stream]

#40k-minis-and-armies message
@little marten What i was referring to btw, look super sick if you get it right

[tawdry edge]

try to think of somethingelse to pass the time

[sly quest]

YAAAYY THATS GREAT NEWS, YES I WILL BE WAITING

[sly quest]

Hayio

[shell goblet]

i don't actually bite my nails as much anymore really (unless the stress is really bad lmao) the bad part for me now is my cuticles and the skin around them

[lilac crag]

hi mallow !!!!!

[little marten]

i dont even know how to get the plasma gun to glow without adding it to the dude

[lilac crag]

konichiwa lala

(even tho we already talked(

[little marten]

i use white and frostheart atm lol its nice but no glow rip

[sly quest]

I’m from the tax center, we ate your mail.

[dire kayak]

WAIT

I HAVE A PERFEC TSCENE

SCHEME

DO YOU USE CIRADEL

[lilac crag]

. . .

[dire kayak]

CITSDEL

[tawdry edge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[little marten]

i use a mix

[dire kayak]

CITADEL

[sly quest]

Good morning

[shell goblet]

no more open inches !!!

[lilac crag]

I'm. im glad your TV is fixed. Lacey.

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVKz5Kw6Irs
Behold

Pimp yo army

[shell goblet]

[dire kayak]

BUT A BASECOAT OF PYLAR GLACIER ALL IN THE RECESSES, SMALL COAT OF TALASSAR BLUE ON THE RIDGES AND TINY THINNED COAT OF MACRAGGE BLUE ON THE TOP OF THE RIDGES

[lilac crag]

I'm guessing it took a reset?

[somber stream]

Guy with the better bling already won the fight when you first laid them out on the table tbh

[sly quest]

hmmm… just settle down now, and after you guys are secure, go and do your nails! They will give you oils that would help w that!

[somber stream]

Aesthetic can be intimidating

[sly quest]

もしもし

[dire kayak]

sorry

got a little excited there

[lilac crag]

she's a bit knowledgeable in paint mixes

[dire kayak]

i never get to share my painting schemes with people since everyone is better than me

[lilac crag]

I'd take her advice !

[shell goblet]

it just kinda stretched when i opened it. i had to manually select reso for total war but the second that i spammed my spacebar to open the game it just stretched as i went into operative selection

[lilac crag]

OH LOL

all's well that ends well but that's so silly

you got a big monitor now !!!! :33

[shell goblet]

it's so big alexander

[little marten]

only been painting for like 2 months 🙁

got easy on me papa

[shell goblet]

i was just staring at it last night like

[somber stream]

THE WAR WAITS FOR NO ONE

I jest, take your time

[woven sigil]

That's what she said

(Sorry not sorry)

[little marten]

i will be getting the kit for plasma glow next trip to the lgs tho

[shell goblet]

[woven sigil]

[lilac crag]

hello to you too stimmie

[woven sigil]

🫡

[lilac crag]

now you've got no excuse if you get trapped /j

[shell goblet]

#zealot-class message

i had to do a weird staircase setup but honestly i'm really really happy with how it turned out. it's so clean for visible cable management too

[somber stream]

Maybe an Airbrush if you haven't got one, ain't cheap but sure as hell helps plenty if you're committed to an army

[shell goblet]

behind the desk is a little bit of a rats nest but there's a method to it

[shell goblet]

i'll find one

[lilac crag]

YO WHAT THE HECK VERTICAL MONITOR?

NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE WAOOOOWWW

[little marten]

yeah id be lying if i said i hadnt considered it

[south valve]

Kewt!

[shell goblet]

LOL I FEEL LIKE IVE SEEN EVERYONE DO IT

i thought i was late to the party

[somber stream]

Just... don't go too deep brother...

[woven sigil]

My neck hurts just looking at that monitor arrangement

[somber stream]

GW's betrayal knows no bound

I sold my entire necron army

[shell goblet]

i don't really even use 3, 2 is just discord 9 times out of 10

[little marten]

bro not using the TRIANGULAR monitor

[woven sigil]

Nah its all about them double-dodecahedron monitors nowdays mate

[shell goblet]

since i got the extendo monitor my old main monitor was looking for a home and low key it wouldn't fit on the arm otherwise. and i didn't want it to be monitor 3 tbh

[little marten]

[lilac crag]

it looks cool as heck oomf

this setup is so techie I love it

you must feel so comfy inside it

[shell goblet]

i definitely feel like that one logistics girl who does all the behind the scenes clicky clackies on her keyboard in the spy movies ykwim ??

[shell goblet]

i've had some really messy setups over the past few years bc i've moved at least once every year for the past 7 years now but now that i'll be here for a while i really took my time :)

[dire kayak]

my setup is only messy because A: i keep spending money on minis and B: 'wants to clean. doesn't clean'

[somber stream]

At least have your PC case cleaned once a year and replace the CPU gel

[dire kayak]

i try to

[somber stream]

Too lazy?

Service lol

I don't trust myself to clean the PC and able to turn it back on again after

[shell goblet]

that was another thing i did for the first time here: desk-level PC instead of putting it in a little pc cubby, or worse, the floor to collect dust

it's gonna get cleaned so often aaaaa

[somber stream]

First PC setup?

I have 2 speed demons at home so i don't trust the case to be on top

Also there's the matter of space, need those for the speakers

[shell goblet]

hahahahahaha more like 10th lmao- just never had a big enough desk to put the pc up there.

i have two and a half speed demons but my office door stays closed and is a "Cats With Supervision" space only lmao

[lilac crag]

LOL YEAH

[somber stream]

Mine possed the ability to open doors...

[lilac crag]

I heard you moved in!!! I hope it's comfy

[shell goblet]

SAME (orange)

[somber stream]

If you don't? The entire neighborhood get the screams of death

[shell goblet]

but we're so set here

literally

it's a 100 year old house

VINTAGE handles

[somber stream]

God damn

[shell goblet]

good fucking luck orange asshole

I CANT OPEN THESE WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS

[somber stream]

Is that the culprit in the pfp

[shell goblet]

it's soooo comfy so far :3 our kitchen is lemon themed, our bathroom is watermelon (pink and green) themed, our guest room is currently our bedroom until our room finalizes with clothes :3 hers and hers office/game room is DONE

just little pieces of decor and clothes rlly

[shell goblet]

NO LOL i was watching an instagram reel and my wifi paused it right as a kitten was screaming so i took a screenshot and it was just recent when i was looking for a new pfp in here

you're so fucking right though i'm gonna make him my pfp i have the perfect pic for it

[somber stream]

Nois

[visual vortex]

Sometikes when i have to send people papers i put my inflamed and necrosis-ridden bloated toes in the frame

Just a lil' tease 😊

[somber stream]

Missing a toe?

Oh toes

Wait are those even yours

fish

[somber stream]

FISH

[visual vortex]

Metal

Gear

[shell goblet]

we back

[somber stream]

Chaos

I sense chaos radiating from the picture

[shell goblet]

he's chaotic

[somber stream]

Oh yeah, i can tell

[shell goblet]

he unfortunately knows how to put every square inch of his body into a yell

he's very loud

like "maybe we could actually handle a dog" has crossed my mind a time or two

[somber stream]

SAME

My siamese doesn't know how to shut up

[dire kayak]

craving gasoline rn

anyone here got a car

[somber stream]

"I understand you've made a decision to seal this pot of dirt to prepare for the upcoming plant but i crave to be one myself with mother nature"
#zealot-class message

[shell goblet]

YOU FEEL ME 😭 we had to give them their own bedroom to sleep in so he doesn't wake us up every mornin at 5:30 sharp after a night of yelling out before parkouring across the living room

[shell goblet]

BLUE EYE STARE MOMENT LMAO

[vivid zinc]

lol wtf

Zealots really are the most unhinged, aren't they?

I'd know since I'm a Zealot main

Happy mothers day! 🫃

[limpid vigil]

Abt to go to some hotsprings for my b-day.

Good day i think for that

[cosmic burrow]

kurwa w maju?

[limpid vigil]

No. Jak za złotówkę mam wejście to szkoda nie skorzystać

[cosmic burrow]

no dobra

[slim flicker]

they're speaking spanish

[tight pine]

Welp…

[cosmic burrow]

as a matter of fact we are not

[somber stream]

Evidently not

Clearly it's Russian

runs

[slim flicker]

erm buddy it's in latin letters

so obviously it's slovak

200%

[bronze wren]

Sure it’s not Chinese?

[somber stream]

Haven't you heard of romanization cyrillic?

[tight pine]

Well I know it’s definitely not aeldari

[somber stream]

Balkans use it all the time

A wise old man in a remote village in Serbia once told me this

"Jebem ti majku"

He said to use only in emergency situation to defuse the escalation

[bronze wren]

Sounds like you got cursed

[cosmic burrow]

russians will not use anything but russian to communicate. only to insult will they use english*

*does not apply to everyone

[somber stream]

Idk man, heard plenty of cyka in my life cycle

[cosmic burrow]

nah i dont know russian

[somber stream]

They share the same pronunciation as far as i know with Polish

[cosmic burrow]

no

half truth

[somber stream]

So you're denying that you don't know "suka"?

[cosmic burrow]

female dog. that what it means in Polish

[woven sigil]

Suka Blyat

[somber stream]

There we go

[visual vortex]

Yeah yeah blyat

Go blyat

[dire kayak]

the only language i know other than english is a little german

[coarse finch]

Is anyone here in the Oceania region?

And does anyone want to play Havok sometime?

Currently on Havok 10, wish there was matchmaking for it lol.

[dire kayak]

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[woven sigil]

I know how to swear in a few languages, but thats about it

[coarse finch]

Oh

[molten matrix]

Oceania is a completely dead region serverwise

[visual vortex]

Yo guys hop on oceania

[somber stream]

I am pure so i never curse at any one 👶

[woven sigil]

Mm, a yummy 300ms ping

[cosmic burrow]

impossible

[woven sigil]

So that was a fuckin lie 😄

[visual vortex]

The way the fathers intended

[coarse finch]

I can't play with Americans, 250+ ping and I can't even dodge a simple trapper because of a delay.

It's annoying = /

[woven sigil]

All I know is Aus' has notoriously poor internet infrastructure, no idea about the rest of the reigon

[sturdy bane]

Correct me if I am wrong but if you complete an Auric Malestrom it pushes you to Havoc 16

[coarse finch]

Oh

I've done auric missions

[sturdy bane]

should help with finding people to play with

[coarse finch]

But not malestrom auric

[visual vortex]

Australians must not like warhammer darktide

[somber stream]

Havoc 10 = Heresy ish

Havoc 20 = Auric Maelstrom

Up to 25 and it's another game entirely

[visual vortex]

Havoc 30 = navigating through a fat guy's skin flaps

[sturdy bane]

I found 21 was an entirely different game from Auric and 20

[visual vortex]

Havoc 40 = town of robloxia

[somber stream]

Vary greatly with different teams as well

A proper one can make 20-29 feels like a breeze

[woven sigil]

I would have said 30 is about AM tier

[sturdy bane]

but you have to know not to constantly advance like in Auric

[woven sigil]

But then every now an then the director is prone to breaking so 🤷‍♂️

[visual vortex]

ALWAYS ADVANCE

FUCK RETREATING

[somber stream]

Nah enemies getting more buff starting from 25

like, 4 modifers from 25 and 3 at 20?

[woven sigil]

More buff, yeah, but i mean in like general intensity

[sturdy bane]

Why do they end the special events on Sunday instead of Monday?

[visual vortex]

WARHAMMER SKULLS JUMPSCSRE

[coarse finch]

I tend to kill if I have to and post up if I have to and then progress safely.

Unless everyone decides to skip all the enemies and speedrun it

[dire kayak]

mechanicus standard grey is close to the shade of leadbelcher right?

id check but i don't wanna get out of bed

[visual vortex]

go check fatass

I can check too rn

But im busy

But they're about the same shade but leadbelcher has the metallic look

[slim flicker]

an old wise elf once said

kill 7 billion lumberfoots

[distant oak]

billions must die

[dire kayak]

good to know

[visual vortex]

Wait leadbelcher is a slightly darker hur

Hue

[dire kayak]

as long as it's similar

[somber stream]

Mmmm rain

[visual vortex]

Drink up licht

🥜
⚙️ ⚙️

⚙️ ⚙️

No more peanuts

[somber stream]

It's just piss and microplastic up there wtf fish

[visual vortex]

U a pussy?

Drink it

ALWAYS drink the water

You invite new friends into your system

[somber stream]

I'm shy

[bitter matrix]

Admech in three seconds trust

[visual vortex]

I see

[visual vortex]

K i trust you

Licht the best way to invite new friends is to first leave your home door open

You will let in many friends

The you can do water

[slim flicker]

peanut juice

peanut oil

lao gan ma reference

[waxen sleet]

... Admech when?

[dire kayak]

so much paint

[south valve]

My blood is paint

[waxen sleet]

Paint for the blood god?

[hard crane]

disabled auspex modifier sucks in expeditions

[somber stream]

plastic rain, plastic rain

Plastic rain on a Sunday night~
Falling from a factory satellite

Grandma says, "Back in my day"
"Rain was wet in a different way"~

[dire kayak]

im sorry for this

i really need the gore paint

[south valve]

That's oka- AAAAAAAAAAAA

[waxen sleet]

Does that mean your bones are sprues?

[south valve]

POTS FOR THE POT THRONE

My hair is bristles

[topaz lotus]

so yall think the new class will relate to the adeptus or are we coping?

[south valve]

NO A PAINT POT

D:

[fair bridge]

pot nod

[waxen sleet]

Why can it not be both?

[south valve]

Personman is tortured by this btw

[dire kayak]

tung tung class

[waxen sleet]

Ratling Class

[fair bridge]

i imagine he's tortured by many things

[marsh iris]

goodnight kids, behave

🛌

[dire kayak]

vocaloid,,,,,

[waxen sleet]

No.

[south valve]

Death

[topaz lotus]

Respectfully, as much as I find the ratlings funny. No.

[waxen sleet]

The barista he has a crush on?

[waxen sleet]

Felinid Class

[fair bridge]

i literally do not see any of his messages so i'm not familiar with the updated lore

[topaz lotus]

cat girls and cat boys 👀

[waxen sleet]

It was from earlier this week, Friday I wanna say

[fair bridge]

i'm out of date on personman lore as of like 3-4 weeks ago or something

[south valve]

Ohh right, I forgot about that, I'm really sorry

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough, I'm collecting everyone's lore

[dire kayak]

"i choose death!!!!!"

[fair bridge]

whenever we had that incredibly minor spat about the spidey sense mod and he felt i was so incredibly evil and mean for disagreeing with him that he decided to block me. very weird!!

but yeah good luck on the barista thing i guess

[south valve]

I shouldn't have brought this up, we should talk about pirates instead

[waxen sleet]

... oh

[visual vortex]

Yarrr

[fair bridge]

rise above evil

[waxen sleet]

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

[fair bridge]

paint your nails instead

[dire kayak]

reading gnosticism to spite him

[south valve]

"Painted"
Kid named ed:

[visual vortex]

Kid named: testicular cancer

[waxen sleet]

Read Paracelsus and really mess with him

[fair bridge]

paracel...........sus..........

[visual vortex]

I love personman 🤤

[fair bridge]

hmmmmm

[waxen sleet]

Power Word: Scrunch

[visual vortex]

If he needed brain surgery with a 90% likelihood that the donor would die i would still donate my cerebellum

[south valve]

Power word: scrrrrrrrrrr POP

[south valve]

fish brain

[dire kayak]

22 paints to paint kasrkin

[waxen sleet]

Renaissance Alchemist, much of his work is medicinal though. "The dosage makes the poison," is attributed to him. Discovered poisons can heal and hurt depending on dose.

[fair bridge]

you want to return to monke to escape the mindless drudgery of modern life. i want to return to monke because oo oooooo ooooO OOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOO OEEEEE OAAAAA AAAAAAA AOO EEEE AAAHH AAAAAA we are not the same

[cosmic burrow]

paint them all red

the will be fast

[fair bridge]

cool

[waxen sleet]

Paint them black... no colors any more

[visual vortex]

Least he will survive

[cosmic burrow]

evolve to crab

[south valve]

Return to monke ❌
Progress to crab ✅

[south valve]

Beat me to it

[fair bridge]

my bf asked me if i wanted to watch stalker with him and when i told him i had already seen it he asked me if it was anything like the games

[dire kayak]

I HATE DOING MIDTONES I HATE DOING HIGHLIGHTS I HATE DOING EDGE HIGHLIGHTS

[cosmic burrow]

its more like the book

[dire kayak]

WHY CANT MINI PAINTING JUST BE BASECOATS

[fair bridge]

i know it's just funny

[whole glade]

gulp

[cosmic burrow]

tarkovskies stalker

[fair bridge]

i told him yes it is

[visual vortex]

Carcinisation

[fair bridge]

i told him it's just like the games

[visual vortex]

🦀

[fair bridge]

can't wait for his reaction

[cosmic burrow]

you love him too much

[fair bridge]

kinda want to watch solaris

[waxen sleet]

Based

[fair bridge]

though i think that's the one tarkovsky hated making or something

can't remember

[dire kayak]

anyway i love mini painting this is my favourite hobby

[cosmic burrow]

watch uwe boll films with him

[waxen sleet]

UwU

[fair bridge]

uwe boll was on twitter playing the new resident evil game i think

[south valve]

:3

[fair bridge]

his life rocks. made a bunch of shitty movies that made a fuckton of money and now he gets to shitpost online and play games all day

simply peak

[south valve]

My favourite part of re9 was the Leon Kennedy nude scene

[dire kayak]

what's a good brush brand i can buy from

and how do i maintain my brushes

[visual vortex]

My favorite part was the giant spider

[south valve]

The Giant Enemy Spider 🎵 🎶

plink

[cosmic burrow]

im yet to watch re9

[visual vortex]

Pling pling plong

Duh duh duh duh duh duh