general-chat

[lilac crag]

the omens foretold good luck

[dire kayak]

kravek mourne wednesday

gonna kms

[distant oak]

everytime someone mentions the tommy gun I just think of that Jim Carrey scene from Mask

[abstract kestrel]

All bastion needs is either smoke grenades or a frontal energy shield

For fighting bots

[lusty estuary]

guaranteed half of the bastion tanks in HD2 were farm equipment a la sherman tanks after WWII and they're trying to figure out how to put guns back inside them

[hazy kestrel]

The Chicago typewriter goes brrrrrrr!

[distant oak]

"A TOMMY. GUN! :)"

[tawdry edge]

Just finished me leg day

[abstract kestrel]

Tank is disgustingly powerful vs bugs amd squids and horrible vs bots

[tawdry edge]

MOURNE MENTIONED

[hazy valley]

[lilac crag]

I have it too but I'm trying to convince my teammate otherwise

[little marten]

LOL UFO COMMUNITY BTFO AGAIN

[south valve]

Tap tap tap tap tap tap ting

[lilac crag]

mood swing says Back. not legs.

[tawdry edge]

Alexander if you don't train legs today I will nuke your IP address

[dire kayak]

i was supposed to get him today but they didn't have him so i have to wait for wednesday

[lilac crag]

I challenge thee to a duel.

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

Ahw dang it

[lilac crag]

why do you keep eyeballing me

[lilac crag]

hello cat!!!!!!

[hazy valley]

Everyday is leg day for spiders

[tawdry edge]

Name the place and time, scroundel!

[lusty estuary]

when are the automatons going to get their own t-35

[hazy valley]

hello alex!!!!!

[lusty estuary]

they need more tanks

[lilac crag]

u did not sleep much

[little marten]

They can’t afford the dev time we need to buy more warbonds

[hazy valley]

I should not be awake

[thick coyote]

Idk dude
I'm definitely biased about it because when we were in Cyberstan the bastion tanked a continuous assault of 5 different Voxes

[abstract kestrel]

Except for palp and thorax days

[thick coyote]

Hope they add a laser tank next

[lilac crag]

Sundown, Thy residence

I will come armed with a musket and a cutlass

[tawdry edge]

That is true

[hazy valley]

True

[abstract kestrel]

I want a railgun tank with a laser canon coaxial

[hazy valley]

[lusty estuary]

super earth ain't got the resources for all that

[tawdry edge]

I shall be armed with nothing but me fists! Thy shall be taught a very important lesson- little man.

[elder merlin]

Man, i need to get a garbage plate

I havent had one in forever

[tawdry edge]

[fiery wave]

[lilac crag]

LITTLE MAN?

[abstract kestrel]

Now thats undemocratic, to imply the enemies of democracy have access to better equipment than super earth's finest. What are you, some kind of commie sympathizer????

[hazy valley]

Back to back. 8 paces in tandem. Weapons of choice between water balloon or water gun. First to soak loses

[lusty estuary]

a fellow rochesterarian...?

[somber stream]

Imagine this. A tank

WITH A TURRET THAT CAN TURN 360 DEGREES

[lilac crag]

thou hast crossed mine patience, wretch! be prepared for the wrath of mine knuckles and elbows.

[tawdry edge]

Alexander I don't care how big you are, I'm 6'0 weighing 120kg

You will lose

[thick coyote]

True
Laser cannons are small enough for personel carry and sentries

[lilac crag]

this is no comp for me

[thick coyote]

So no big lascannon tank

[lilac crag]

my friend Steven is bigger than ye lass

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck is this shadow demon

[little marten]

Some sort of… rotating gun?!?

Nonsense

[tawdry edge]

I shall bring a friend of mine to deal with him, then... Hero, was his nickname... Brian is his real name...

[lilac crag]

this is quickly starting to become Jojo

[tawdry edge]

Jujutsu Kaisen
That's his shigakami, in other words he's like a stand

[lilac crag]

JUDGEMAN

HER NAME

IS JUDGEMAN

[tawdry edge]

JUDGEMENT!!!

WE ARE HAVING A RETRIAL

[lilac crag]

EVERYONE COME BACK

[lusty estuary]

WARSTRIDERS OBLITERATE THIS FASCISTI NOW

[sly quest]

Why are y’all talking about mid.

[somber stream]

Super weapon of death and decay tier right there, maybe all we need to do is wait for R&D to come up with one

[south valve]

Why is…

[tawdry edge]

AL I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN THE MOST MISERABLE PITS OF HELL IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN

[little marten]

Doesn’t seem milsim compatible sorry

[south valve]

Actually nvm

[lilac crag]

ragebait

[thick coyote]

Don't worry

[lilac crag]

no anime on the market can produce JJK animation

[thick coyote]

Super Earth got a black hole maker

Can't afford a rotating turret

[somber stream]

Sacrifices must be made...

[south valve]

Hi Al!

[tawdry edge]

This was in the middle of a sorcerer battleroyale (basically), he's just killed a few ppl (iirc) and is just relaxing

[hazy valley]

Call the Ironstriders instead. They can do a little happy feet dance while they obliterate the enemies of the Mechanicus. It is good for morale to witness the perpetual motion engines in action

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

[thick coyote]

Now go and fight the fanta nids

[tawdry edge]

Chainsawman...

[sly quest]

Jjk is mid.

[thick coyote]

So we can sell land

[sly quest]

Go watch black butler

[tawdry edge]

I WIL- nevermind, my account standing-

[south valve]

I shouldn’t ask what I was actually going to ask

[sly quest]

Hayio

[lilac crag]

I like black butler but that's crazy to suggest over jjk

[lusty estuary]

ironstriders are so funny

[sly quest]

P:

[tawdry edge]

DOESNT THAT ANIME HAVE A PEDOPHILIC BUTLER?!!?

[lusty estuary]

seeing them in the dawn of war iv trailer made me smile

[sly quest]

It is NOT.

[lusty estuary]

tip tap dance

[hazy valley]

Their little dance is so cute in the DOW4 trailer LOL

[thick coyote]

Oh so it's the same type of stand as star platinum

[sly quest]

NO😭😭😭

[thick coyote]

Star platinum, judge this man

[lilac crag]

comparing diamonds ( JJK ) to gutterslop ( BB )

[thick coyote]

[lilac crag]

you watch black butler to pass time

you watch jjk to become a better person

[sly quest]

BRO WANTS TO EAT EVERYONE’S SOUL HE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE OR ANYTHING

[lilac crag]

#im14andthisisdeep

[sly quest]

NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT

WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

[south valve]

I knew people who watched jjk and I didn’t like them, therefore I don’t like jjk

[tawdry edge]

JJK is fun
Fanbase is ass

[south valve]

Fair

[distant oak]

Pretty sure... threw a trashbag... into space....

[lilac crag]

JJK is awesome if you ignore literally anything on YouTube about it

[tawdry edge]

But ngl this is most medias nowadays

[abstract kestrel]

Many such cases

[lilac crag]

just watch the show and cultural reference

[sly quest]

Im on my period. So everything I say is true rn

[south valve]

Truth nuke

[abstract kestrel]

Thats not how this works

[tawdry edge]

This is great news. We can finally 🐝 who we were meant to 🐝

[sly quest]

Or everyone EVERYONE IS NUKED

[south valve]

.

[little marten]

🙀

[tawdry edge]

throws chocolate bar at you

[twin flower]

I hurt my arm

[sly quest]

No way the stoner is telling me how things work around here

[distant oak]

You will live, for fifteen years.

[abstract kestrel]

If i was at home i would post my 30mb compressed full bee movie

[sly quest]

Thank you goat.

[abstract kestrel]

Yeah, thats how out of touch u are

[tawdry edge]

[very muffled in the background]
-# WHERE IS HE

[abstract kestrel]

YOURE OUT OF TOUCH
IM OUT OF TIIME

[sly quest]

Go smoke something lil dude

[tawdry edge]

You like jazz?

[distant oak]

Mark, look. I made a steak.

[lusty estuary]

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT STEAK

[tawdry edge]

All the other gen chatters are scared of me...

[distant oak]

:(

[thick coyote]

Lobotomy Kaisen was peak

I don't care what they say

[distant oak]

They don't understand us frfr

[thick coyote]

It just was

[lusty estuary]

turn that frown upside down

[abstract kestrel]

Would getting a lobotomy mean i no longer feel pain, or would it mean I can no longer express that I am feeling pain

[distant oak]

):

[sly quest]

I want a steak

[little marten]

Try and let us know

[sly quest]

The pain of rolling a joint

[tawdry edge]

It was fun during the manga still in development, now that the main series is over it got really annoying
Slowly turned into pure degeneracy and lack of media comprehension and turned straight into powerscaling
This ruined other medias too, like people trying to powerscale Invincible instead of just enjoying the shows writing and calling anything "no scale sense" when X character gets defeated by Y who they deemed weaker

[little marten]

Maybe if we both got lobotomies we could speak lobotomeese to each other

[abstract kestrel]

I cant have my joint and smoke it

So tragic

[lusty estuary]

neither

or well

[elder merlin]

Cute profile picture

[lusty estuary]

it kind of depends because like it was less you wouldn't express feeling pain but how you'd react to thinks was just fundamentally scrambled

[twin flower]

its Gangle from Digital Circus

[tawdry edge]

It depends, really
The results are different depending on the individual

[dire kayak]

managed to make my zealot without a hobby knife

[twin flower]

knoife

[tawdry edge]

Nice

[little marten]

Ohhh?

[elder merlin]

Pot of greed'a long lost cousin

[tawdry edge]

I still dont know when my minis are arriving here in brazil

[hazy valley]

Don't Skitarii get lobotomies by lore or am I misremembering

[lusty estuary]

considering lobotomies weren't that precise of a surgery you'd just have wildly different outcomes

[tawdry edge]

Code the site gave me hasnt been able to be traced by mail tracker sites

[lusty estuary]

they usually do yeah

[twin flower]

Uhh, possibly?

[waxen sleet]

But waht does pot of greed do?

[hazy valley]

Usually? So not always?

[abstract kestrel]

Be patient, it takes a long time to grow plastic

[twin flower]

Oh, i thought they were just former skitarii soldiers that got brought back thru surgery

[hazy valley]

How do they decide to do a lobotomy or not? Is there a criteria?

[elder merlin]

You dont know? Die

[twin flower]

and turned into Shivs

[sly quest]

Allows you to draw two cards from your deck

[tawdry edge]

Some people were completely unable to talk, others just went catatonic, some kinda became "normal" but extremely eerie

[abstract kestrel]

They dont do lobotomies anymore

[hazy valley]

That sounds good for the Skitarii we might be getting as the new AdMech class

[sly quest]

Which is insane because there is much more crazier things you could do w worse cards, but they ignored the stronger cards and banned pot of greed only

[lusty estuary]

there's a couple of examples where a skitarii recruit isn't but like it's one of those caveats of some black library authors just feeling like changing things up a bit

[abstract kestrel]

Every single admech is a lobotomite

[tawdry edge]

Families went to somewhere that practiced it and said "our son/daughter is weird, we decided to put her through lobotomies"

Oh u meant 40k lore

Oh

[twin flower]

Lmao

[hazy valley]

Oh I meant for Skitarii yeah

[sly quest]

I could literally get my health to over 70000 in one turn and mfs are too scared I might draw two cards.

[abstract kestrel]

Replaced parts of their brain with chagpt

[hazy valley]

But wow imagine being weird and your family signs you up to be a Skitarii

[lusty estuary]

the admech is really big on forcing people to experience dissociation

[hazy valley]

I should have been weirder. I could have been a Skitarii

[tawdry edge]

Well considering its 40k, majority is probably either kidnapped, grown from vat tubes more than willing participants

[lusty estuary]

you'd think that but no

joining the skitarii is largely considered an honor

[abstract kestrel]

I think there are more willing participants than you might expect, given the quality of life of non-skitarii on admech worlds

[tawdry edge]

Thought it would be a lot more similar to Astartes recruitment where is just kidnapping children from their homeworlds or other imperial territory

[abstract kestrel]

Becoming skitarii or an adept is probably many ppls life goal in-universe

Unwilling subjects become battle servitors, not skitarii

[twin flower]

From what i remember its a better choice than just living in the slums

[lusty estuary]

you can point to a few individual tech priests who grow white boys in a tube to give the super radiation death blasters but a lot of skitarii are just willing volunteers on mechanicus worlds

[twin flower]

so some are volunteers

[tawdry edge]

Yeah it is, irl it would be like becoming the pope

[little marten]

Admech low key weird swerve me with robo mumbo jumbo

[tawdry edge]

Makes sense
Mechanicus owned worlds, indoctrinate the people into their religion and culture
Get willing slaves that will go through lobotomies and augmentic surgery as fodder

So its the same as astartes but just a step further into propaganda

[twin flower]

its mostly just changing your parts with augments and praising le machine god of whatever it actually is

[tawdry edge]

Theres some lobotomy and nervo augmentations for battle modules

[little marten]

Tech priest really out here praying to windows XP 🤦‍♀️

[tawdry edge]

Like sensorial enhancements to help them react faster and what-not

[distant oak]

Why don't the Tech Priest just turn the golden throne off and back on again

Is he stupid

[tawdry edge]

Because if they turn it off they dont know if it could turn back on again

[hazy valley]

I'd be praying too if I had to use XP or Vista

[little marten]

Tech priest keeps putting the emperor in a holding pattern

[distant oak]

Of course it can turn back on don't be silly

[tawdry edge]

Plus 1 milisecond of it off means entire galaxy-wide space travel doomed

[twin flower]

its already running on duct tape

[dire kayak]

ghhg

[distant oak]

They're too busy playing tetris on it, that's the real answer

[tawdry edge]

Atp its pure fucking prayer and miracle

[lusty estuary]

womp womp...

[tawdry edge]

The Golden Throne consumes more than 5k psykers per day now iirc

[dire kayak]

my backdoor got blocked by my fucking stupid brother so i can't prime my mini

km gonna kill someone

[little marten]

1000 psykers a day to keep paperclip running 😢

[tawdry edge]

Break down the door

[distant oak]

I would've stopped the Horus Heresy tbh

[tawdry edge]

5k now actually

[distant oak]

RIP to the emperor but I'm built different

[dire kayak]

he like put a bunch of wood in front of it

[waxen sleet]

That's... disconcerting

[little marten]

Damn inflation

[tawdry edge]

1k was the early days of scouring

[lusty estuary]

which side would you support

[twin flower]

The Chase Crusade

[lusty estuary]

the objectively correct one or the emperor

[tawdry edge]

The Throne is failing and its increasing in power consumption

[hazy valley]

On the bright side isn't the Lion returned?

[little marten]

Back in my day you could get 2 warps for 1 psyker

Tax the rich!

[tawdry edge]

Yeah the throne is failing and the power requirement is getting higher and higher to the point it fails or the Imperium fails to feed it

[distant oak]

The new parts haven't arrived yet they're stuck in customs 🥀

[twin flower]

Ya boi Lion'el

[hazy valley]

So now we have Guilleman and Lion'el

[dire kayak]

gooliman

[tawdry edge]

New parts been stuck in customs since the heresy

[distant oak]

Girlyman

[twin flower]

They still haven't met afaik

[waxen sleet]

Weird thought: Is it possible to run out of Psykers? Like birthrates can't keep up?

[dire kayak]

GUILLIMAN!!!!!!!!!!

[twin flower]

Lion still on the other side of the rift iirc

[distant oak]

The logistics are really behind on the books what can I say

[little marten]

Why don’t they just 3D print a new throne it’s much cheaper than going to an official GW store

[hazy valley]

He is so stressed because he doesn't have Excel spreadsheets and he can't kiss his Eldar girlfriend

[lusty estuary]

when are gulliman and lion el'jonson gonna fight

[distant oak]

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only unreliable amazon shipping

[twin flower]

will they fight? 🤔

[waxen sleet]

Shoeless Waifu mentioned?

[lusty estuary]

they should for my amusement

[tawdry edge]

Ever since the opening of the Cicatrix Maledictum the birth rate of psykers has grown exponentially, the Imperium lacks the quantity of Black Ships and Imperial Agents to round them all, especially in the Imperium Nihilus where presence of Chaos and Warp storms are daily occurances
Its gotten to the point that theres entire Chaos Warband empires spread across Imperium Nihilus

[twin flower]

Its time for a new Emperor, hail Guiliman

[lusty estuary]

I been saying this

[tawdry edge]

So maybe not

[twin flower]

And his Warmaster Lion

[hazy valley]

Isn't Vulkan a perpetual and still loyalist?

Where is he

[twin flower]

He's missing tho

[hazy valley]

Where is the Salamanders Primarch

[lusty estuary]

gulliman's narrative arc should've been splitting from the wider imperium after realizing how big of an asshole his dad is

[tawdry edge]

Hes been the Regent of the Imperium, he's basically already a proxy Emperor

[twin flower]

No one knows afaik

[dire kayak]

darth nihilus

[waxen sleet]

Is it at all possible the birthrate increase is connnected to the consumption of Psykers as well?

[south valve]

Where the fuck is magnus?

[dire kayak]

in my belly

[little marten]

Jeff Bezos at 41,000

How the online retail mogu has remained at the forefront despite cramped work conditions and habs full of pee.

[twin flower]

Who's asking

[south valve]

How'd he taste?

[dire kayak]

space dust

[waxen sleet]

Hiding from a very specific Ultramarine Dreadnought

[south valve]

Painted

[south valve]

True...

[distant oak]

Jeff Bezos on his Silver Throne being fed 5k interns a day

[tawdry edge]

No, just the wide spread of chaos and the warp
Psykers started to be birthed the same time the chaos gods were woken up in the warp, so its related to their growth and reach

[lusty estuary]

I think 40k largely characterizes gulliman as being disillusioned with the imperium and its always felt odd how they've just kept having him stick with it

[twin flower]

Time to make it Official

[waxen sleet]

Okay, gotcha, makes sense

[lusty estuary]

gulliman in betrayer vs gulliman now is like a night and day difference in ideology bro it's crazy

maybe angron was right.

[distant oak]

he looks so OLD

What 2k years of paperwork does to a mf

[twin flower]

Does he actually

[dire kayak]

psykers are

[distant oak]

in one of the books he looks old as fook

on the cover

[twin flower]

[south valve]

Robot Manlyman

[twin flower]

which ones

[dire kayak]

[little marten]

LOCAL GOVERNORS FURY AS WARP-CRAZED DELIVERY TYCOON JEFF BEZOS LUXURY WEDDING SEES 200 CELEBRITIES WARPED OUT TO A FULLY BOOKED IMPERIUM NHILUS

[dire kayak]

where's the giant mansley

[south valve]

I'm too stupid for this joke..

[dire kayak]

it's from an animated movie about some iron giant

[tawdry edge]

Its basically the Imperium can give the numbers but its also really dependent in how powerful the psykers are
Less about quantity and actually in how much connection they are to the warp

[south valve]

Ohhhh

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[tawdry edge]

They can give 5k mid psykers but the throne might actually want 5k of good psykers

[twin flower]

Iron Giant

[lusty estuary]

‘Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. Do you even know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom that enslaves you, no matter that their armies overshadow yours by ten thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyrant when all others suckle and grow fat on the hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of honour.’

[dire kayak]

rats rats we're the rats

[lusty estuary]

HASHTAG FREE MY BOY ANGRON

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[sleek harness]

This is the 1000th I say this

[tawdry edge]

Pretty sure he's around out of the warp again

[tawdry edge]

Might be wrong

[twin flower]

Is he coming back to Armageddon too

[tawdry edge]

Wouldnt doubt it

[twin flower]

Why is recent development revolving around that planet again

[south valve]

Me trying to hold back my freak

[waxen sleet]

Last I heard Orks were on him and enjoying themselves thoroughly...

[distant oak]

Simply impossible

[dire kayak]

angy

[lusty estuary]

ghazghkull thraka likes it there

[dire kayak]

im gonna start calling angron angy

[south valve]

Shrimply

[little marten]

CHAOS ON COMMORAGH AS LOCAL HARLEQUIN TIMOTHEE CHALAMET DECLARES ‘NO ONE GOES TO THE HAEMONCULI AND ARENA ANYMORE, ITS ALL ABOUT THE HOLO-PICTS’

[tawdry edge]

Armageddon was originally the home of the largest ork empire ever built, led by an ork so powerful it almost killed the Emperor was it not for Horus interrupting it and helping Emperor in killing him
Its last name was Ullanor, the planet where 4 primarchs led 8 (iirc) legions to defeat the Ork empire

[tawdry edge]

So the Orks are attracted to Armageddon

[south valve]

Lynxiee is here, I'm scared they will judge me

[tawdry edge]

First official battle of Armageddon after it was renamed was the daemon Khorne invasion

[dire kayak]

ork humping the ground on armageddon

[lusty estuary]

when is ghazghkull going to evolve to beast levels

[hazy valley]

If the Orks ever evolve into Krorks it is doomed

[lusty estuary]

i'm waiting.

[hazy valley]

War of the Beast made it to Terra

Humanity could not fight them off again

[dire kayak]

vulkan treated that like a damn roguelike

[twin flower]

Arents Orks derived from Krorks, can then even go back to being Krorks

[distant oak]

I hope they devolve even more and an ork invasion turns into a plants vs zombies match

[tawdry edge]

He's pretty much almost there but he lacks the help of the Ork medic he exiled cause he felt he had no need of him no more

[lusty estuary]

presumably

[hazy valley]

Vulkan my beloved where are you

[lusty estuary]

i think most people assume thats what was happening with the beast

[tawdry edge]

The Ork that almost killed the Emperor was almost reaching that state and probably could be said to be one
So yeah, maybe
Ghazkhull is also pretty close into reaching that state

[tawdry edge]

Yeah then he got defeated by Vulkan and the orks developed the Prime Orks

[dire kayak]

holy shit krorks are terrifying

[little marten]

GAL-GADOT, KRISTEN WIG, JAMIE DORNAN AMONG A STAR STUDDED CAST PERFORMING ‘IMAGINE’ IN A BRAVE AND BOLD SHOW OF SOLIDARITY AGAINST COMMISSAR YARRICKS LATEST WAVE OF DESERTER EXECUTIONS ON ARMAGEDDON

[hazy valley]

I wonder what it would even look like if Orks regressed any further

[lusty estuary]

ghazkhull's brain is gonna get a little bigger and it's actually gonna turn out fine

[tawdry edge]

They were bio engineered by the Old Ones, yeah theyre pretty dangerous

[twin flower]

I like original look of the Krorks, very lean

Not the muscly Orks today

[lusty estuary]

everyone thinks krorks are like these bloodthirsty serial killers but they're actually far more rational

[tawdry edge]

We have no official look of them

Anything you see is fanmade

[lusty estuary]

ghazghkull thraka debates the spirit of the emperor of mankind in the marketplace of ideas

[hazy valley]

I thought they were a Proto-Krork. Almost there but stopped before they made it all the way

Had they succeeded in their war they would have been a Krork for sure

[tawdry edge]

They were empire builders and a single krork could easily take down a primarch

They werent beasts like the 40k orks

[twin flower]

I thought thereOh

[marsh iris]

protogen-krork

[graceful hamlet]

He becomes Ork Emprah and creates Ork Marines

Space Marine 2 drops an update and changes all the space marines into Ork Marines

[tawdry edge]

Hes pretty much already that

And the average ork nob is a space marine

[marsh iris]

Orktramahreens

[dire kayak]

no wonder the necrontyr needed c'tan help

[tawdry edge]

Ork Boyz are random fodeer

Fodder*

[lusty estuary]

when are they getting their gundam armor

[tawdry edge]

Other way around
Ctan couldnt materialize in the real realm to fight the Old Ones and feed into the energy of their beings

So they fooled the necrontyrs into becoming their soldiers

[twin flower]

The Crimson Choppas

[dire kayak]

is it c'tan or c'taan

[tawdry edge]

C'tan pretty sure

[amber delta]

catan

[tawdry edge]

Anyways gtg get ready for work

See ya losers soon

[twin flower]

no u

[dire kayak]

a single old one appears on armageddon

[marsh iris]

Deff Guards

[lusty estuary]

fat ass frog guy

[twin flower]

the Sanguinary Squigs

[distant oak]

can't

[marsh iris]

Zog Angles

[lilac crag]

I return

[twin flower]

Da Space Woofs

[lusty estuary]

the old ones actually were all just playing pretend during the war in heaven it was all just one big larp event and they're just lying about being mostly dead

[marsh iris]

i can see them wear squigs as helmets

[twin flower]

prolly do

[marsh iris]

Chakrumpadons

[dire kayak]

bites you

[true widget]

hello everynyan

[dire kayak]

[sly quest]

Hayio

[true widget]

hello goober hello al hello hello hello

how is everyone

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[lusty estuary]

hello

[dire kayak]

I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
EVERYONE WAS TRYNA MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS LOSING MY MIND

[graceful hamlet]

[twin flower]

i hurt my arm

[distant oak]

HOW ARE YOUUU, FINE THANK YOUU

[twin flower]

d'awww

[true widget]

What

are you okay,,

[lusty estuary]

there is no locked door in ba sing se

[dire kayak]

am happy

[true widget]

thats good

[dire kayak]

making my zealot mini turned out to be a success

[graceful hamlet]

When vtuber collab with Darktide

[lusty estuary]

like

[south valve]

Arbites vtuber

[lusty estuary]

vtuber skins?

[south valve]

with addable cat ears

[lusty estuary]

when are we getting call of duty style animal girl weapon skins

[true widget]

LETME SEE IT

LETMEAWEITBWNOWL ELT MEN MWE3 IT

[distant oak]

Arbites vtuber with cat ears and a long mechanical tail

[lusty estuary]

I typed anime and it autocorrected into animal I'm going to start hitting myself until my vision gets blurry

I guess animal girl weapon skins are fine too

[twin flower]

[distant oak]

Make sure to drink plenty of water beforehand

Stay hydrated ❤️

[twin flower]

yeah, stay hydrated before you clobber yourself

very important

[lusty estuary]

i'm drinking a monster java rn if thatt helps

[distant oak]

That is like the opposite of water

[lusty estuary]

next up a zero sugar classic monster

[distant oak]

You're not following the wholesome advice atm

This is not good

[sly quest]

WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Dont hit yourself???😭

[distant oak]

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOUR-

[lusty estuary]

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?

[distant oak]

YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYBODY AROUND YOU DIE

[south valve]

PARRY YOURSELF

[dire kayak]

parry yourself now!!!!!!!!!!

[south valve]

You should parry yourself... NOW

[true widget]

I love parrying

[twin flower]

would that inflict more, or less harm 🤔

[true widget]

guys I didn't go to work today

I get to rot in my bed

[lusty estuary]

why.

[distant oak]

Going to parry you like I'm parrying my alimony

[lilac crag]

hello hello hello

[south valve]

it makes you vulnerable to crits

[abstract kestrel]

Im gonna parry you like i parry emotional attachment

[graceful hamlet]

Me trying to parry chaos spawn flailing around vaguely

In space marine 2

[distant oak]

Sekiro has trained me well for that moment

(I died)

[dire kayak]

my cat is scratching on my door but i don't wanna get out of bed to let her in

[twin flower]

classic

[true widget]

hello alex hello hell hello

[lusty estuary]

darktide general should I continue my vlandian bannerlord campaign or play hivescum you have to decide for me

[distant oak]

she will soon consume the door if you don't get up

[dire kayak]

bites you

[south valve]

Peak game

[true widget]

Its okay she will find a way

[abstract kestrel]

'W-wheres the parry button on this sword?!???'

[distant oak]

I AM THE PARRY BUTTON

[graceful hamlet]

Download the Perisno mod and lead an army of giants to oppress the humans and elves

[hearty basin]

Stop procrastinating and get your cat

[lilac crag]

konichiwa

[lilac crag]

OW

[distant oak]

eats you again

[lilac crag]

💢

STO P

[distant oak]

i'm hungry?

[true widget]

PUNCHES you

[lilac crag]

OOWWWW

[abstract kestrel]

Cringing rn

[distant oak]

JUDGES YOU

[lilac crag]

whar

[lusty estuary]

that's warband but it is a good idea

[south valve]

You speak Chinese?

[lilac crag]

that guys secretly Chinese

[true widget]

guys should I keeo. Laying down or. Get on darktide 🤔

[lusty estuary]

i think the closest equivalent mod bannerlord has rn is the warhammer fantasy one which i also need to play

[south valve]

Go to speep

[twin flower]

Bannerlord you say?

[lilac crag]

throws a rock at you

[distant oak]

Go outside, get a successful career, grown a happy family of five and leave them with a good amount of generational wealth

[true widget]

not hungry

h

what

????

not sleepy

sorry

[distant oak]

That's what I would do

[lusty estuary]

wake up

[lilac crag]

bro is a lil hungry

[lusty estuary]

wake up you need to wake up

[south valve]

You're gonna eat your bed?? 😭

[distant oak]

Wake up.

[true widget]

and i already did the morning piss so its impossible for me to go back to sleep now

[distant oak]

just like me omg!!

[dire kayak]

takes a big bite out of you

you forgot to feed meee

[true widget]

IVE ALRRADY BEENWWORKING LETme enjoy my days off :)

[distant oak]

CLEARLY NOT HARD ENOUGH

[lilac crag]

I am surrounded by gluttony

[distant oak]

GET THAT BREAD KING

[true widget]

Queen

[dire kayak]

food plsplsplspls

[lilac crag]

she's been working for a week straight give her a bream

[lusty estuary]

eating my second cookie rn

[lilac crag]

I DOMT HAVE ANY!!!!@

[distant oak]

My apolocheese

[lilac crag]

YOU ATE ALL OF I T

[dire kayak]

[distant oak]

I guess she can have a bream...

[lusty estuary]

i wish i had a third cookie.

[true widget]

make sure there isnt any bombs inside or something idk

[lusty estuary]

fuck.

[dire kayak]

REALRWALRWALRLELWARWADREAL

[lusty estuary]

my second cookie is gone and all i want is MORE

[south valve]

Why are they feeding a cat a screwdriver? Cats don't eat screwdrivers

[true widget]

I'm manifesting a third cookie for you

[lusty estuary]

MORE MORE MORE MORE

[lilac crag]

Sam answer ur fricking dms before I drop a whole asteroid on you

[true widget]

jjjrjrrgggvnnnnrrgvvghghhhh

[distant oak]

Biblical levels of greed

[lusty estuary]

i get paid for the sole purpose of buying more cookies

[distant oak]

Two cookies is more than enough

Don't get greedy now

[true widget]

but what if you had 5

[lusty estuary]

$21.34 an hour 80% of my annual income goes towards my cookie reserves

[distant oak]

That is TOO many cookies

Do you at least have enough for the whole class

[lusty estuary]

you're a naysayer

you're an agent of the demiurge trying to trick me

[distant oak]

am not!!!

[lusty estuary]

i won't let you into my head GO AWAY

[distant oak]

not in a way you can legally prove

[dire kayak]

"yeeaaah! guess who won the lottery! i did!!"

[distant oak]

SMELL THAT AIR

[true widget]

I wish I could send gifs here

[twin flower]

no one can

except mods i guess

[distant oak]

1984 tbh

[lusty estuary]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep8-ep-8-tadc-episode-NrLwDpG0yXYS3gUaJT

[distant oak]

hmmm

[true widget]

what if we just send gifs anyways ur right

[lusty estuary]

sometimes just sending the link is funnier tbh

[distant oak]

i'm imaging the gif in my head based on the link

[lusty estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478744956561653801/1495073508919873738/all_out_attack_on_burger_king.gif

[distant oak]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[true widget]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[distant oak]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HEsN23YakAEWQfU.mp4

[true widget]

HEHE

[distant oak]

my link's boring :(

[lusty estuary]

i'm trying to remember which my saved gifs are ones that i explicity made and favorited on discord so i can know they have a funny name

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478744956561653801/1491046607632990359/twitter_2038692036891857361-ezgif.com-crop.gif

no thats not it

[distant oak]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[lilac crag]

full of dweebs in here

[lusty estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306448202932944997/1428106639340474428/new_england.gif

[true widget]

none of my favorite gifs are loading in

💢💢

[distant oak]

yeah???

[dire kayak]

hmph

[lilac crag]

yep . . .

[dire kayak]

you're a meanie

[lilac crag]

I said it . . . .

[dire kayak]

you're a weezo

[lusty estuary]

heads or tails

[true widget]

ILL KILLYOU

[distant oak]

you're a BULLY

I'M TELLING

[true widget]

IM GONNAKILLYtails

[lilac crag]

full of fricking nerds...

[distant oak]

WOAH

[lilac crag]

[dire kayak]

bites you

[distant oak]

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

[dire kayak]

weezo,,,,,

[lilac crag]

throws rock at you

[lusty estuary]

5 seconds to decide

4 3 2 1 0

[lilac crag]

throws rock at you

[distant oak]

eats the rock

[lilac crag]

throws rock at you

[lilac crag]

what the heck

[dire kayak]

parries it with my blade

[distant oak]

more please

[lilac crag]

what the FUCK

[true widget]

ISAID TAILS

[lilac crag]

I'm out of rocks sorry

[true widget]

this is a nervous screaming not angry

[distant oak]

then i guess you'll have to do....

[true widget]

wtf ,,

[lilac crag]

you stay away from me

[true widget]

ur pfp is ao cool

[distant oak]

👉 👈

[lilac crag]

do NOT do that

[distant oak]

🥺

[lilac crag]

[distant oak]

surely you can share

don't be so shellfish

[south valve]

Go forward, I don't want to be monkey

[lilac crag]

what a bunch of barnacles.

[distant oak]

HEEEEY that's a lot of money hey

Can I have some money? money? money?

[south valve]

Krill yourself

[distant oak]

WHAT THE BARNACLES-

[south valve]

🦐

[lilac crag]

it's as shrimple as that

[distant oak]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[dire kayak]

we're all one in a krillion

we need to escape the swarm

[distant oak]

i'm one in a krillion

i'm special

[south valve]

I know there's a squid one but I forgot it

[dire kayak]

you've got to be squidding me

[south valve]

That's it

[lilac crag]

can't believe this clammery

[south valve]

What a crab pun

[distant oak]

you are the best captain, i'm not even squidding

[lilac crag]

such a fishy conversation

[distant oak]

go clam yourself

[lusty estuary]

when are they going to put happy feet into darktide

[carmine steppe]

Man that city of Ash box looks so good

[south valve]

Okay, now you've sealed the deal 🦭

[lusty estuary]

who X reacted me

[thick coyote]

Wombo combo 🗣️

[twin flower]

Gotta oyster yourself up

[south valve]

Lettuce ramen clam

Let us remain calm

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-nose-picking-finger-horse-with-fingers-in-his-nose-gif-26223844

[lilac crag]

don't be such a walrus

[dire kayak]

i need a new file

like

a plastic file

the one i have isn't good

takes a krillion years to shave down plastic

[distant oak]

when i get angry i grab my plastic bag and throw it into the ocean

[dire kayak]

you've got to be squidding me

[distant oak]

fuck them turtles

didn't even help nemo

[thick coyote]

Eating a plastic straw to show how those turtles are bitches

[distant oak]

So true

[lusty estuary]

working in a injection molding factory has made me immune to the potential negative effects of microplastics

I can eat whatever I want now

[true widget]

hello guys

again

[south valve]

Hi!

[true widget]

hey

hey

u should show me the zealot mini when u can

[sly quest]

Hi kitty Painted :)

[distant oak]

woah...

[south valve]

Hi sizeable Alice!!

[lilac crag]

sizable is so true

[distant oak]

Alice of many sizes

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

who else wanna see

[lusty estuary]

let me see

[waxen sleet]

Cake makes you taller... mushroom makes you smaller

[waxen sleet]

Me, and I'll share my mini collection later... the grey pile of potential

[south valve]

he should drink the potion and shrink fr fr

[lilac crag]

heh. he.

[sly quest]

You gotta find the white rabbit

[lilac crag]

Lala you've got turned into a man

[sly quest]

I am a big man

[true widget]

I just stretched so good im lightheaded now

[south valve]

I like the part in Alice on Wonderland where Alice comes out as trans

[lusty estuary]

calm down

[waxen sleet]

Funnily enough, there is a manga like that

[distant oak]

when you stand up and all of the emergency car lights turn on

[south valve]

Oh really?

[true widget]

okay ,,

[dire kayak]

bites you

[waxen sleet]

I remember reading it in like 2007 or 08... I have no memory of the title

[south valve]

Ohhh fair

[waxen sleet]

It was a weird one, the character was like Arisu or something

[sly quest]

Father I have returned from the wonderland

[waxen sleet]

Literally the Rules of the Internet, I think it was 42?

The Genderbender Rule?

[lilac crag]

leg day is boring

still too much energy

[dire kayak]

bites you more

[sly quest]

Jump 3 times

[dire kayak]

ill bite your legs

[lusty estuary]

just do jumping jacks and never stop

i'm doing jumping jacks rn

[dire kayak]

i can't wait for my ink paints to arrive

[distant oak]

i've been doing nothing but jump jacks for three days

[dire kayak]

apparently they're really satisfying to use

[hazy kestrel]

Thunderthigh-maxxing

[distant oak]

I cannot be stopped

[drowsy lynx]

I did this yesterday and was cramping so bad lol

[lilac crag]

I will be consumed at this rate.

[drowsy lynx]

Gonna need to stretch better first next time

[lilac crag]

I feel u

every day after leg day I get my wheelchair ready

[dire kayak]

biting is how i show affection

or anger

[lilac crag]

because I decide working my legs isn't enough

[dire kayak]

or both

[lilac crag]

I ALSO have to run on the mill

[drowsy lynx]

Oh God lmao

[lilac crag]

but I don't run like any normal pedestrian. I have to be a Neanderthal and do 30kph

[drowsy lynx]

I feel like that would actually help stretch them or relieve a little tension actually so that might be smart

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

it does help!

[true widget]

meow

[drowsy lynx]

Hell yea brother

[lilac crag]

but don't run fast on a mill. you'll land on the floor!

[dire kayak]

meowmewomewoewmwoe

[waxen sleet]

What sounds good for dinner? I need to cook for the kids too...

Making plans now

[dire kayak]

my cat is here

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah I can only do like 6mph for a couple minutes before I gotta dial it back to 4

[lilac crag]

that's me btw

[lilac crag]

i feel u oomf

[hazy kestrel]

Goth women when they see a Roman soldier encircled in the forests of Teutoburg.

[dire kayak]

gonna bite her now

[drowsy lynx]

Weed lungs go wheeeeeze

[south valve]

Someone please god tell me what oomf means

I'm so dumb

[dire kayak]

friend

[lusty estuary]

one of my friends

[hazy kestrel]

Asthmatic lungs go haaaaaaa

[south valve]

Ohhhhh

[drowsy lynx]

Or one of my followers

[south valve]

I see

Plink

[lusty estuary]

one of my flumps

[hazy kestrel]

Plonk

[lilac crag]

am I a flump

[drowsy lynx]

Pliiiink

[waxen sleet]

Plunk

[south valve]

Plin plin plon

[dire kayak]

picks you up

[waxen sleet]

Flumph?

[lilac crag]

PLINK POSTINT

[hazy kestrel]

Plank

[drowsy lynx]

Who up plinkin on a Friday

[dire kayak]

my cat plinks at me

[waxen sleet]

Like a pirate?

[lilac crag]

kicks my feet around and moves my arms everywhere

et me GO!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Yarr

[dire kayak]

never,,,,,,,

[drowsy lynx]

My cat hops up on her back legs and yells asking for uppies when I get home

[waxen sleet]

Yurrrrrr

[lilac crag]

any plinkers in chat

[dire kayak]

my cat nuzzled my ta'unar just now

this will not do.

rubs her face on my phone too

[lusty estuary]

flip that damn thing upside down

[waxen sleet]

The cat?

[hazy valley]

it originally stood for "one of my followers" and was the way of calling someone friend on twitter but now it just means friend and isn't really attached to that anymore

[lusty estuary]

yes

[south valve]

I see

[lilac crag]

oomf is friend

good friend

[south valve]

thank you for the wisdom, o' wise genchat

[dire kayak]

twitter term,,,,,,,,,,,

dweeb

[dire kayak]

[hazy valley]

I was a twitter dweeb once but now I'm just a dweeb

[lusty estuary]

many such cases

[tight pine]

TWITTER?

[lusty estuary]

could never catch me lacking like that...

[lilac crag]

cat appearance!!!!!!!

[regal jasper]

Eeeew twitter

[lilac crag]

[lusty estuary]

it's called x now please use the proper name

[hazy valley]

it wasn't always so bad!! it was just a different kind of bad

now it is bad

I don't touch it

[dire kayak]

oomfie

[waxen sleet]

I almost miss MySpace...

[lusty estuary]

i am making xeets all day and rexeeting

[hazy valley]

hello!!!!!

[dire kayak]

xeeb xorb

[lilac crag]

hi!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

bites you

[hazy valley]

I feel like I've been going around touching things and catching the ick. League of Legends and Twitter. I don't know how much other ick I've acquired accidentally

[lilac crag]

there's nothing left to bite goober

[pure quail]

who up xhitting they xhitter?

[lilac crag]

long as its not d2

[dire kayak]

yes their is

[true widget]

hmmrmmrrrrmrr

mrrp

[lilac crag]

there ISNT you have eaten me like a gingerbread cookie

spare me

[dire kayak]

mrrrrpp

[true widget]

mrraow

[lilac crag]

miaow

[true widget]

I wanna get on my pc

[regal jasper]

Damn, just the bad ones

[lilac crag]

don't

[hazy valley]

I swear I only used it to chat with friends and follow artists. I like commissioning art of my D&D characters and also sometimes art of characters I play in games. I avoid drama like the plague. Now I just do the same thing on Bluesky instead

[lusty estuary]

i've just been staring at the title screen for bannerlord i haven't even loaded my save

[twin flower]

Vanilla bannerlord?

[dire kayak]

my idiot cat stole my chair

[lusty estuary]

i have some mods installed but nothing too crazy

some post-war sail army overhauls

[hazy valley]

not all who wander are lost but I sure fucking was
sometimes you wander thinking you've found a beautiful field of roses
and it's a toxic waste dump

[twin flower]

[south valve]

"Your" chair

[sly quest]

Since when do people own chairs?

[twin flower]

Learning to navigate your ships was a bit of a curve

was aight tho, i still loike it

[lusty estuary]

class conscious feline recognizes the invalidity of the concept of private property #cool

[tight pine]

“Since the dawn of time”

[lusty estuary]

i haven't actually engaged with the fleet combat at all yet lmaoo

[sly quest]

Yesterday…?

[lilac crag]

I am considered a swing by my friends

[lusty estuary]

it looked visually interesting

[tight pine]

[lilac crag]

I have a niece who likes to hang off my forearms

[twin flower]

I still preferred land combat ngl

I just used the ships to travel around

and trade with

[regal jasper]

Understandable, I was like that

[sly quest]

Make her pay next time

[hazy kestrel]

Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

[sly quest]

10$ for 3 minutes

[dire kayak]

#pet-tide

[lilac crag]

she's not even 5 it's OK

[lusty estuary]

the specific time period they based the game on makes ship to ship combat kinda uninteresting conceptually

if this was the age of powder and shot i'd probably be more interested

[twin flower]

get actual cannons

We got that Greek fire thing

which is prolly the closest we could get

[sly quest]

Okay so start writing down her debt

[hazy valley]

I've still never played Half Life and my friend has been trying for ages to get me to play it but I feel like it's probably one of those games you had to grow up with to appreciate properly. I went back to Dragon Age Origins recently and despite remember it as a REALLY GOOD GAME I immediately remembered how awful the gameplay felt LOL

[twin flower]

aside from from like some ballistaes you can attache to the side of the ship

[pure quail]

give me the cat, ez

[twin flower]

i think there was one more i cant rmemeber what

[drowsy lynx]

Play black mesa instead

[hazy valley]

the only game in that universe I've touched was Portal 2

[lusty estuary]

i'd kill for a game with the structure of mount and blade but set culturally anywhere else in the world and a little further forward in time

[twin flower]

Peaktal 2

[drowsy lynx]

The first one holds up fairly well too!

They're great games

[hazy valley]

I'm very tempted but I have so little time

[sly quest]

Tufftal 3

[drowsy lynx]

Portal rtx looks great but unless you're getting smooth reliable frames it can be difficult to do some of the puzzles from what I've heard

Since they're rather timing/ physics heavy

[twin flower]

I enjoyed their Viking Conquest expansion on their first game lmao

ships was still wonky then but i just let the ai guide me lmao

[sly quest]

Never understood how someone could genuinely enjoy puzzle games

[twin flower]

Their napoleonic wars was noice too but it was just purely pvp

[sly quest]

Like games that just… have puzzles, no story, not anything, just bunch of puzzles and a boring dialogue.

[dire kayak]

dummy dweeb

can't figure out the puzzles

neither can i

[twin flower]

Portal did a decent job imo

Great narrative

[lusty estuary]

i think something like mount and blade set in east asia would be cool

[twin flower]

and the puzzles werent all that hrad

at least imo

[dire kayak]

portal's story is mostly carried by half life tbf

[lusty estuary]

it's the 16th century i am yi sun-sin and i must stop toyotomi hideyoshi's invasion of korea.

[twin flower]

i rmemeber having a very ambitious mod that was set in feudal japan that was just this

[hazy kestrel]

God I wish I was at Starbucks instead of work right now. :(

[twin flower]

people had some great ideas for it

the map even resembled japan, so it was lowkey huge

[drowsy lynx]

They're set in the same universe but the storylines don't really overlap much

[lusty estuary]

this is kind of crazy

the main narrative of portal is something entirely its own with only occasional reminders its in the same universe as half life

[drowsy lynx]

Portal is storyline heavy and has interesting monologue from glados, the facility AI, and also has some really clever puzzles that aren't overly complicated

[true widget]

nose is stuffed

help

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta be one of the top rated puzzle games out there

[twin flower]

it was great yes

[hazy kestrel]

Stare at a light so you sneeze, hold the nostril that isn’t clogged closed. Hold a napkin by your nose.

[hazy valley]

humidifier

[dire kayak]

one sec let me crawl into your nostril

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

rubbing the front of my sinus always caused me to sneeze

[lusty estuary]

they were probably right to cut those caroline voice lines where she's trying to plead to cave how she doesn't want to be put into the computer but it really does hammer home how awful cave was

[hazy valley]

idk I liked the cake song and I got to talk to an angry potato

it was fun

😄

[twin flower]

the cake is a lie

[hazy valley]

there are other things I could mention but I have to stick to vagueposting in case someone who wants to play it decides to

it is really important you don't know what any of that stuff means until you find it in the game

especially the potato

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

It’s been out for years pal. A few spoilers won’t hurt.

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-nose-picking-finger-horse-with-fingers-in-his-nose-gif-26223844

[twin flower]

well to be fair, it might not be the kind of game the next generation would find interesting lmao

not unless they actively seek it out anyway

[hazy valley]

FFXIV released in 2013 and the community taught me that a story is best appreciated when you don't know it before you experience it so I've taken it to heart with other stuff too. It's probably not a big deal, but on the off chance someone goes into Portal they'll enjoy potato more without knowing what it is beforehand

Spoilers can make and break books, shows, etc.

[dire kayak]

i beat portal in 45 minutes

[hazy valley]

I feel like they can make and break games too

[dire kayak]

feed me more valve

[limpid vigil]

Got another idea for a horrible new enemy type

[twin flower]

speedrunners be crazy

[limpid vigil]

yall wanna hear?

[dire kayak]

tell ussss

[limpid vigil]

Admonition mauler except all hits he deals inflict corruption equal to a quarter of damage dealt by em

Also since no chainaxe the damage on em is lower

[twin flower]

My gf always like to spoil the end of shows or books she reads and tries to spoil it to me so and i get so mad

[hazy valley]

Crusher except their stick is covered in fleshy sticky Nurgle goop and if he strikes anything, even the floor, it erupts into toxic slime like a Beast of Nurgle trail and gives corruption damage

give people more reasons to hate Crushers

then spam 20 of them

[drowsy lynx]

Modern gamers when they have to figure something out instead of just killing shit

[lilac crag]

rotten armor mauler!

[limpid vigil]

Another one is a burster crusher. Same as reg crusher but he has a weakspoit on the chest and if you shoot it he explodes dealing massive damage to both players and enemies. Players hit by the boom have corruption applied while enemies get bleed

[twin flower]

literally.. lmao

[dire kayak]

kills you affectionately

[lilac crag]

dies a gruesome violent death

[true widget]

wtflip

[hazy valley]

I could never deal with that ohmygosh

[drowsy lynx]

Some of these mfs never played the incredible machine in the school library and it shows

[limpid vigil]

So dangerous up close but with obvious weakness to minimize the danger or amplify it if your positioning sucks

[hazy valley]

I like to chat about shows SO MUCH with people and I love watching reactions when they see things for the first time

[hazy kestrel]

Peasant behavior

[true widget]

im getting on darktide

[lusty estuary]

they should add a new rager but this time they have a third arm with a third axe

[dire kayak]

im gonna tell you all what happens at the end of fall of cadia

[true widget]

me too me too me too

[lilac crag]

[lusty estuary]

i'm gonna roll a d20 and if i get above an 11 i'm gonna get on darktide

[dire kayak]

take me with you

[twin flower]

Ehh, its aight, I got her to hush up, it was like worse before, its just the opposite for her i guess

[limpid vigil]

Imma be honest - i hate ragers cuz of the stupid hit stun

[twin flower]

she enjoys it more knowing how something ends

[lilac crag]

woooooow I see how it is

[limpid vigil]

otherwise id be fine with it

[lilac crag]

she hates me

[lusty estuary]

13

[true widget]

I wish I was better with words so I can actually nerd out about stuff I love

[true widget]

okay GET ON

[drowsy axle]

how do y'all deal with ragers anyway?

[dire kayak]

:3

[true widget]

You dont

[dire kayak]

i panic and wildly swing at them

[lusty estuary]

shoot them with my gun, usually

[twin flower]

im more on the other end of the spectrum cuz i like making my own theories about the story as it goes on

[lilac crag]

rage harder

[limpid vigil]

but if i take a swing and it does not connect at the last second a rager sneezes at me im crashing out

[true widget]

me too

[hazy kestrel]

Just maximalist lore drop about stuff you’re passionate about.

[lilac crag]

relic blade

[lusty estuary]

failing that dodging and hitting them until they die

[twin flower]

and knowing you were right at the end has that small satisfaction lmao

[limpid vigil]

or krak nades if scab

[clever horizon]

new class when
new slop when
new event when
new gamemode when

[hazy valley]

I want a new enemy that grabs us and runs off with us like a Left 4 Dead 2 Jockey or a Vermintide 2 hook rat. Muties don't count because they just slam and toss. Hounds and Trappers lock you in place. I want an enemy that drags people screaming into the dark

[lusty estuary]

its okay you don't need to be some kind of linguist you can just ramble and nobody can stop you

[limpid vigil]

New slop? Just go to the canteen they got the rashuns

[twin flower]

all that except another gamemode

[true widget]

can the event end pls i hate the rager hordes

[twin flower]

its just gonna divvy up the players again

[drowsy lynx]

Just as soon as this round of vacations is over