general-chat

[lilac crag]

eat burger

and ur a nerd

[dire kayak]

eatttt

[hazy valley]

I must decide on food

[lilac crag]

i had mean french toast

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

yum

[twin flower]

poods

[dire kayak]

who wins
nurgle or haru urara on dirt track

[twin flower]

Id bet on Haru

[delicate vapor]

Haru

the daughter wins

[amber delta]

chat its time to dust off PoE2

[sly quest]

Burger

[hard gorge]

Penis on Ethernet 2

[amber delta]

Penis of Erection

[hard gorge]

Based!

[lilac crag]

[marsh iris]

Erectronic Penis

[hazy valley]

burger time

[nocturne bloom]

Can you guys not say penis im trying to sleep

[hazy valley]

I return to goblin

[lilac crag]

I wish to play darktide

but no one to play darktide with

[marsh iris]

we're helping you to not accidentally roll out of the bed

[sly quest]

We can play, tonight.

[lilac crag]

[lilac crag]

I'm not waiting 12 hours bro I wanna play the game NOW !!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

I have a big bed for a average man dw

[lilac crag]

we will play later tho yeah

[marsh iris]

goonight

[sly quest]

Your greed…

[nocturne bloom]

Takes me an hour to fall asleep

[lilac crag]

almost as big as ur forehead.

[somber stream]

Rum helps with sleep

[lilac crag]

[sly quest]

MY FOREHEAD?????

[lilac crag]

u heard me.

[nocturne bloom]

Big foreheads are cute hush up

[lilac crag]

IRRELEVANT

[marsh iris]

genestealers are cute

[nocturne bloom]

I havent drank alcohol in a while. More worried about my health

[dire kayak]

[sly quest]

ALMOST AS BIG AS YOUR BALDSPOTS

[lilac crag]

didn't you just wake up goober

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

yes,,,,,,,,,,

[somber stream]

Oh shit yeah forgot

Doing great!

[lilac crag]

I'll have u know I have lustrous healthy hair

[sly quest]

Take. The wig. Off.

[lilac crag]

says the wig wearer..

[nocturne bloom]

I havent had a seizure since March so thats good

[dire kayak]

this is true

[lilac crag]

oh the projection . . .

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[somber stream]

What's your usual diet?

[nocturne bloom]

Its not a diet issue

[somber stream]

Rid of oily food is a great help

[nocturne bloom]

Complications with medication

[somber stream]

It does when it comes to sleeping as well

[sly quest]

I NEVER WEAR WIGS WHAT

[lilac crag]

[sly quest]

https://tenor.com/view/when-will-you-wear-wigs-ven-vill-you-vear-vigs-lord-of-the-rings-frodo-elijah-wood-gif-17930969

[lilac crag]

you keep telling yourself that bluddy.

[twin flower]

when will you wear wigs

[sly quest]

Please stay safe:( so glad that didn’t happen wth

[somber stream]

Crackers with warm milk always helped me sleeping soundly as a kid

[lilac crag]

are you not drowsy?

[nocturne bloom]

My diet is kinda poor though. I eat twice a day, cant eat in the morning before work because I get sick. Weekends I eat a lot though

[dire kayak]

a little,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[somber stream]

Twice is enough

[lilac crag]

wake up first

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Sleep deprivation here

[nocturne bloom]

Depends

[lilac crag]

hi

[sly quest]

Hayio

[twin flower]

Shorkman

[acoustic pebble]

It is I

[dire kayak]

hmph

fire the spearguns!!!!!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Im type 1. I need to eat a lot more but im just not motivated enough to most days

[acoustic pebble]

I come bearing news: I am no longer able to walk.

My pup fell asleep at my feet

[lilac crag]

what did I do now,,,

[nocturne bloom]

Anyways, dont gotta lay it all out here. Nighty

[sly quest]

Please try and eat more:( uhhh… maybe try and get some friends to motivate you and eat w you?

[twin flower]

you are bed now

[dire kayak]

was mean

[lilac crag]

eep well lamia

[dire kayak]

goodnighttt

[acoustic pebble]

Why must my feet be pillows?

[marsh iris]

hey i dont eat breakfast too, only lunch and dinner

[lilac crag]

[acoustic pebble]

I need to use the bathroom but I cannot awaken the pup

[sly quest]

If you ever wanna rant about this, please do. We are here for you:( good night.

[acoustic pebble]

She's too cute

[delicate vapor]

sleep well

[twin flower]

if look like pillow why not sleep

[sly quest]

Eat 3 burgers for breakfast

[acoustic pebble]

Fuckin damn it

[acoustic pebble]

Like true American

[marsh iris]

boigah

[dire kayak]

[sly quest]

Just how it’s supposed to be

[nocturne bloom]

I do it too often. Need to learn to keep it to myself. Ty tho

[lilac crag]

don't do it often, don't worry

[marsh iris]

workday almost over

[acoustic pebble]

HERETIC BORGAR!!

[lilac crag]

I wish I had more to tell you but you're going through a difficult period

[acoustic pebble]

Also neighbors bribed me with shrimp dumplings so I don't make much noise tonight

[lilac crag]

presence is a great gift to people that isolate

I just suck at

words

[dire kayak]

so real

[lilac crag]

u suck at everything else

thumbs down

!!!!!

[dire kayak]

hmph

[sly quest]

Can we see the sleeping baby puppy ?

[dire kayak]

ur so meannn

[marsh iris]

bappy

[sly quest]

Pubby

[marsh iris]

pubg

[dire kayak]

pibble

[twin flower]

bibble

[acoustic pebble]

She moved

But I will snap a quick picture when I get back inside the house

My baby needs her sleep

[sly quest]

Beauty sleep… hope she sleeps comfortably

[delicate vapor]

oh OHGHH

[sly quest]

Well hello to you too…?

[acoustic pebble]

She can sleep on anything and she's comfortable

[sly quest]

Is she a 1 million dollars bed comfortable?

[marsh iris]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rich-31--k01KR3DEV1TQJTKH22PZA6WPN0H

[hazy valley]

ranting is so easy I can see why old people do it as easily as breathing

[acoustic pebble]

We'll have to see. I need to find her

[hazy valley]

speaking as someone who likes to be sneaky you don't have to hide here these are good people

but it is your choice on whether or not to rant

no need to feel compelled one way or the other

[dire kayak]

rinda karnak revealed

[dire kayak]

not everyone here is a good person, but a lot seemingly are

after all it is a 40k server

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

you're right I'm evil

putting on my trapper cosplay and hunting everyone tomorrow

see you all in Darktide

[marsh iris]

if you smelled someone's fart, does that person's butt air touched your insides?

[somber stream]

Fart has particles so yes

[sly quest]

CAN YOU SHUT UP?

[somber stream]

More importantly, when you use public restroom

[marsh iris]

sowweeee

[somber stream]

You're touching butt with the previous guy

[marsh iris]

lung violation

[somber stream]

Very lewd

[marsh iris]

seems you got a case of the butt lung

[dire kayak]

kravek mourne today

hopefully

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[sly quest]

Both of you are going to hell

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[somber stream]

Hell doesn't exist

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

there were and are bad cases around

[sly quest]

The manmade horrors of life does tho…

[lilac crag]

but lamia has been here for a long time I trust his judgement

I'm pretty sure he was here before me

[somber stream]

That is very real, unfortunately

[hazy valley]

I'm really good at hiding so I've not seen any bad cases yet tbh

[marsh iris]

born into it

[hazy valley]

I sorta spent a lot of time in Vet chat before to offer advice to new Vets and talk strategy with old Vets

[dire kayak]

ill find you

[lilac crag]

you're good to the point I had to say, hands around my mouth, MAN I WISH CAT WOULD TALK MORE OFTEN

[hazy valley]

THANKS. I try not to talk too much though. I don't want to flood chat with my yapping

[lilac crag]

everyone yaps

I get the feeling tho

[dire kayak]

do ittttt we love it when you yap

[hazy valley]

someone asks a basic question in Vet chat and most people offer one or two line answers, then I drop a multipara post

[delicate vapor]

burntout from darktide.. vhat to dew..

[hazy valley]

it never looks like a multipara post until I post

[dire kayak]

kill

[lilac crag]

noob. . .

[delicate vapor]

you

[sly quest]

Time for

Darktide 2

[lilac crag]

destiny 2 should be a lesson as to why that's a bad idea

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

Darktide 3…?

[lilac crag]

explodes your wig off your head

[sly quest]

IM NOT WEARING A WIG.

[marsh iris]

stings

[quartz shell]

[waxen sleet]

Do you wear wigs?

[quartz shell]

wha

[dire kayak]

bites you

[quartz shell]

🧐

[sly quest]

Not often

[dire kayak]

into the cellar you go

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

Your work joever?

[quartz shell]

im fine with that

omw

[waxen sleet]

Have you worn wigs?

[sly quest]

No

[lilac crag]

well well well

[twin flower]

[sly quest]

I cosplay lil bro

[marsh iris]

[sly quest]

OF COURSE I WEAR WIFS FOR COSPLAY

[lilac crag]

don't u call me lil bro

[waxen sleet]

When will you wear wigs?

[lilac crag]

I will explode you

[quartz shell]

[sly quest]

I don’t know

[lilac crag]

ow

[marsh iris]

little wiglet

[sly quest]

Tiny bro

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[lilac crag]

[quartz shell]

no emote perms hurts my soul

[lilac crag]

thou art grasping mine patience tightly. I shall see to thy demise.

[waxen sleet]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xqEABqaEuo&pp=ygUQZG8geW91IHdlYXIgd2lncw%3D%3D

[twin flower]

Ominous

[dire kayak]

need to be orange for emotes

[sly quest]

I KNOW THE VIDEO IM TRYING TO KEEP UP

[dire kayak]

even if you're pink you'll always be grey,,,,,,,,,,,

[quartz shell]

i wanna level my hive scum but i have to go to this silly thing called therapy or whatever 🥱

[sly quest]

Deep

[waxen sleet]

[quartz shell]

fucked up..

crying

[marsh iris]

ive been thinkin to rename my hive scum to ScumenRider

[twin flower]

you actually dont have it yet so she aint wrong

[waxen sleet]

And if you see a red door, you want to paint it black?

[lilac crag]

no colors anymore?

[quartz shell]

[marsh iris]

im off riding into the sunset

[sly quest]

If you see a white rose, you paint it red

[lilac crag]

ouuuuuuuuuhhh boredommm

boredom killing me

[quartz shell]

real

dying

[lilac crag]

kicks you in the ribs

[quartz shell]

ougjj

jokes on u

im into that

[lilac crag]

you won't be

[quartz shell]

bet

[dire kayak]

reallll

[twin flower]

gameplay trailer for the admech in DoW4 looks 🔥

[quartz shell]

i want dow4..

[lilac crag]

I LOVE THE MECHANICUS RAAAAHHHH

[waxen sleet]

Admech class when?

[twin flower]

Soon ™

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

hi

[quartz shell]

mechanicus goated

[dire kayak]

that's me ur talking about,,,,,,,

[sly quest]

Bunny girls class when?

[quartz shell]

⚙️

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

im biggest mechanicus fan

[quartz shell]

puppy girl class when

[waxen sleet]

Cat girls will come first. The Felinids.

[lilac crag]

my activity for the day has been decided

bed.

lay in bed.

[twin flower]

[waxen sleet]

Thats the Arbitrator

[quartz shell]

hmm

u dont play as the dog

so close

but not quite

[lilac crag]

all the arby personalities are puppy coded

[waxen sleet]

Well not with that attitude

[delicate vapor]

[quartz shell]

true

[twin flower]

make a mod where you play as the mastiffe and you ping for the arbitrator to maul people

[lilac crag]

ohh u love the lex? aren't u just a goody two shoes awww I bet you want to be told how much of a good job you're doing killing the heretic awww

[dire kayak]

[quartz shell]

need

[brave slate]

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

[quartz shell]

[lilac crag]

can't relate, I am enamored by my relic blade

[waxen sleet]

Tithe rat? More like tithe rat terrier!

[dire kayak]

they need to make an arbitrator version of this an official emoji

[lilac crag]

I sleep with it every night. hug it like my pillow

[twin flower]

@marsh iris grace us with your Arbi Stickers!

[waxen sleet]

The relic blade, eviscerator, and thunder hammer... a dress for every occasion kinda vibes

[lilac crag]

not mentioning the crusher is criminal

[dire kayak]

hmph

[lilac crag]

how could you

[waxen sleet]

Crusher works better in Arby hands I think...its just a plus size night stick

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Me when there's a scum on my team

[somber stream]

2 major projects finished, 1 more to go

[waxen sleet]

But they offer free stimms? What are we supposed to say when they offer stimms: you sau thank you bc stimms are expensive.

[brave slate]

Has there been any announcement about skulls 2026?

[somber stream]

Only know that it's aired on 22nd may

[lilac crag]

Some dare say it's coming very soon

[waxen sleet]

It's gonna be mayyyyy

[twin flower]

I need no inferior enhancements!

[brave slate]

Last year's was in may and I just realised it is may now. 2026 going by fast

[dire kayak]

im gonna put you on my wet pallette

so you get all soggy

[lilac crag]

what the HELL did I do

stop using me as painting material!!!!!!!

[twin flower]

I hope either of the two 40k games come out during it

[lilac crag]

I am not ink!!!!

[twin flower]

I need something!

[lilac crag]

I am not paint!!!!

[somber stream]

Astartes 2

[twin flower]

Or this

[waxen sleet]

Is... is that a mouth or where you put paint?

[somber stream]

BRAHTHAS

[waxen sleet]

I need the flamer... the heavy flamer

[dire kayak]

something where you put paint and it keeps it wet for a long time

[brave slate]

Two new games are announced
Another finger curls on the monkeys paw
They both feature Ultramarines

[waxen sleet]

Again, does not answer the question

[somber stream]

Steel legion DLC in Total war 40k

Trust

[twin flower]

I wonder if we'll get the 500 worlds campaign in TW 40k

Idk the table top so I wanna play it in a total war setting

[somber stream]

Maybe

However

Primaris

[waxen sleet]

Iron Hands?

[twin flower]

, im pretty neutral about Primaris marines, but yeah if i were to pick , I think firstborn/30k marines are cooler

[waxen sleet]

Why not both? Astartes are Astartes, abhuman angels of death

[somber stream]

Masterbaiter

[brave slate]

I mainly dislike the primaris helmet

[twin flower]

Well i don't dislike them that much tho I notice some fans just showing their distaste for them

[somber stream]

Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant delayed...

[waxen sleet]

I like the old beaky helms.

They looked really good on Ravenguard in particular

[twin flower]

I like the mk 2 helmets

Well yeah, they pretty much coined it

Corvus Patterned armor after ya boi Corax

[quartz shell]

[waxen sleet]

Primarch Crow Blackbird of the Raven Guard is responsible for the Magpie helmet? Imagine that lol

[brave slate]

There's something cool and otherworldly about the first edition beak helmets

[twin flower]

Some other armor types are out there, one reason why people like the older marines is because they have more personality, armor wise

[hazy valley]

those are my fav Space Marine helmets

they look SO COOL

[somber stream]

It look and feel 40k

Primaris looks like cheap Chinese made copy of a power ranger show

[delicate vapor]

vhaow

[brave slate]

It's the proportions. Firstborn got that chonky build

[waxen sleet]

Otherworldly? No, they equally silly and iconic... and that makes them cool. A sci fi franchise rides and dies on its helmet design. I mean look at Halo or Starwars... Master Chief and Mandos/Clones are iconic

[twin flower]

Yeah this, they feel so restricted for some reason for their design choice on Primaris marines

[somber stream]

Astartes made them look and feel whole, like how they should've been this entire time

God i am glazing the thing so much

[twin flower]

Pederson for the win

I mean its a really good example

[lilac crag]

my favorite primaris is is is

uhmmm

hmmmmmmm

[delicate vapor]

[brave slate]

It is kinda what cemented the feel of a space marine in a lot of people's minds. Large and heavy and yet dangerously fast

[waxen sleet]

The Transhuman Dread

[somber stream]

Yeah the animation make GW's stuff look and feel like cartoon

[brave slate]

So many people never knew what the fuck a space marine was until astartes

[twin flower]

His animation was so good they even made the Retributors canon

[somber stream]

And Banana guard is much faster than Astartes, canon wise

Yet they made that one animation feel so clunky

[twin flower]

The Tithes with the Femtodes?

[somber stream]

That

[twin flower]

Real

[waxen sleet]

insert pillarman theme

[brave slate]

They probably hated him for raising the bar

[dire kayak]

me

[somber stream]

There's a reason why Titus's animation is one of the most well received official animation in recent year by GW

Look at credit
"Oh yeah, no wonder"

[twin flower]

The uhh, the one in Secret Level?

[waxen sleet]

Wife said her favorite astartes helm is the visored one the Grey Knights wear

[somber stream]

That

[twin flower]

Just glad he's getting recognized

I was lowkey worried we wont see him ever since i saw news about his acc being hacked or something

[quartz shell]

[somber stream]

Guy broke off and formed his own Studio

[twin flower]

might be rumors but i heard he's starting his own studio

Oh hey

So that was real

[somber stream]

Digital bones, check it out!

[twin flower]

I saw the trailer for another thing he was making looks so good

I thought he was making one for Guards this time but I think its unrelated to 40k now

[somber stream]

GW forbade any monetization from fanmade product

[trail bramble]

Wrong, you should divorce her
Anyone that doesn't love beakies should die in a pit

[dire kayak]

i like grey knights

show me that one

[brave slate]

40k shades of grey

[delicate vapor]

SW vs GK was something to see

[amber delta]

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry onyx]

Anybody wanna help with The cliffhabger trophy? Need 3 people to block bridge. Would really appriciate it

[waxen sleet]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuuuUDwUVPg&pp=ygUWZ3JleSBrbmlnaHRzIGNpbmVtYXRpYw%3D%3D

[tawdry onyx]

Or If its a easier way

[twin flower]

Yeah.. I think it at the time it was just a fan project and people started supporting him on his patreon for it

[somber stream]

It was

Before the shitstorm hit the fanbase

Astartes was so phenomenal that GW decided to acquire it and hired the guy

[marsh iris]

home sweet home

[amber delta]

nooo you cannot make your own cool 40k content, you have to only cosume our corpo approved slop

[marsh iris]

james slopshop

[delicate vapor]

and buy our overpriced miniatures

[twin flower]

unfortunate

[ripe tangle]

GUUUUH

[delicate vapor]

i hear ominous ass sounds outside my room

[twin flower]

I guess he wouldn't be able to work on Astartes 2 if didnt get picked up

[twin flower]

is it your cousins

[delicate vapor]

no like

souls from hell

[twin flower]

wuh the hell das that sound like

get the cross!

[ripe tangle]

Why would you hear souls from hell in your house?!

[delicate vapor]

nvm my grandpa and his friends are watching a horror movie

[ripe tangle]

do you live in Purgatory ot something?

[delicate vapor]

its australia, pretty common

[ripe tangle]

oh nvm

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

What kinda horror

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

You ever just see some weird humans with multiple arms?

like, a four armed man and a six armed woman

[delicate vapor]

human sized centipede

[twin flower]

[ripe tangle]

and they keep talking about “ascending”

[twin flower]

no?

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

uhh

[ripe tangle]

I should shoot them

[twin flower]

be afraid

[ripe tangle]

I should shoot these multiarmed humans just to be safe.

[delicate vapor]

Fresno nightwalkers near Lucias place

[marsh iris]

felinid child soldier being sent to the trenches to send ammo

[quartz shell]

fent zombies near lucia

[twin flower]

horrid

[delicate vapor]

eating spicy sunflower seeds

[quartz shell]

yum

[amber delta]

new imperial guard codex has a lore footnote that felinid homeworld got eaten by tyranids and they are now extinct

[quartz shell]

oh

[ripe tangle]

ngl I think Fresno Nightwalkers are kind of cute

[modest flume]

"Enough about the damn felinids" -GW

[amber delta]

ratlings and ogryns are the only approved abhumans

[little marten]

If I cut out my eyes then the truth cannot be presented before me

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

are British people abhumans?

[quartz shell]

yes

[delicate vapor]

yes

[little marten]

Reported

[woven sigil]

Yes. Above humans

Correct

[wintry fog]

Wot? Abumans?

[little marten]

Oh lmao Lab fallen under cons now hahahahaha

[delicate vapor]

having a strange meal combo

noodles with ham and cucumber with pickle juice

[dire kayak]

i feel like the breakthrough was made for the predator strain

[twin flower]

id eat that

[dire kayak]

love beating up these bugs,,,,,

[little marten]

Helldiapers?

[wintry fog]

[amber delta]

helldevelopers

[quartz shell]

below..

[little marten]

As above

So below

[amber delta]

ogryns are the most human beings in the imperium

[woven sigil]

You are, and that is unfortunate, but thats your lot in life

[quartz shell]

im not

you are

[little marten]

Ogryns could integrate in our current society and no one would even know

[wintry fog]

Ogryns are good boys and they deserve to live with the Tau

[little marten]

In fact I’m suspicious they’re already here

[woven sigil]

Oh no, he hit me with the no u, how will i ever recover from this

[quartz shell]

ogryns are just the typical british man once he turns 25

[woven sigil]

Aye they are, they're called PE teachers

[delicate vapor]

peak

[quartz shell]

[amber delta]

I'll hit u with the N'wah

[little marten]

I guess I’m ogryn now 😢

[quartz shell]

😊

teehee

[wintry fog]

I just had a terrifying realization.
Darktide 2

[quartz shell]

😟

ruh roh..

[amber delta]

when is Skulls this year

[wintry fog]

That's why we never got a second faction.

[dire kayak]

[ripe tangle]

I shoud find a Canada Goose

and force it to wear britches

[quartz shell]

[quartz shell]

yippee

[ripe tangle]

You see, the thing about Canada Geese is, they only know and feel hatred, being forced to wear a pair of trousers… well, that might calm them down

[wintry fog]

I've never been pinched by a goose but it probably hurts.
MFers are dickheads

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

or it might just really piss it off Who know’s?

[amber delta]

I got pinched by a goose once

so I made it into dinner

[south valve]

Hi guys

[delicate vapor]

i remember getting chased by goose at the gold course when I was little

[south valve]

Bye guys

[delicate vapor]

[quartz shell]

byee

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

Geese are pissed off all the time because they didnt make the cut to be a swan

(Swans are horrible cunts aswell tho)

[quartz shell]

[dire kayak]

i am the queen of geese

[quartz shell]

woah

[slim cradle]

Anyone willing to help me level up my zealot? I can’t find anyone playing lower difficulty so I’m stuck soloing

[visual vortex]

Can confirm

[fiery wave]

Could be worse. Could be sued to bankruptcy.

[upper citrus]

I ate them

Yummers

[visual vortex]

Could become an official part of GW

That's the real grim dark

[fiery wave]

That could be okay. Depending on view.

[visual vortex]

If you become official you cant do meth or cocaine to create some of the hardest shit humanity has ever seen

[wintry fog]

I wonder if GW will ever make a new setting

[visual vortex]

No lmao

[twin flower]

prolly not

[delicate vapor]

warhammer 50k

[visual vortex]

For a crossover with another brand they'll make the minis but making a new setting takes too much time and effort that they no longer have

[twin flower]

yeah they'll just add more shit to 40k instead of a newer one

[wintry fog]

Warhammer [insert dieselpunk appropriate name]

[dire kayak]

they didnt have kravek mourne

cryinggg

[twin flower]

diesel punk

[visual vortex]

Warhammer [insert a date and age]

[somber stream]

They do pull legal action on some creator

[marsh iris]

IN THIS ECONOMY?!

[dire kayak]

id like a tribal setting

[twin flower]

Make them all the more sought after

[dire kayak]

i have to wait until wednesday to get kravek mourne

gonna kms

[marsh iris]

like mad max fury road kinda thing

[upper citrus]

Warhammer 67

[marsh iris]

less killing, more kissing

[visual vortex]

More killing

[fiery wave]

Did they ask for money?

[visual vortex]

Many 'eretics

[twin flower]

giant mechs that use diesel/gasoline

[marsh iris]

kiss em dead

[twin flower]

death by mwah mwah

[marsh iris]

i think theres someone making a diesel mech on steam, titanfall-ish

lone dev though

[twin flower]

oh yeah no I know that guy

[somber stream]

Do they have to? Imagine one day all the hard work and content that you've build up until now, suddenly vanish and unsuable

[twin flower]

looks good lmao

[fiery wave]

The thing about using others IP to make stuff is you get permission or it better be free or risk litigation.

[marsh iris]

still the curse of 1 dev games

[twin flower]

funny how 1 man thing does things better than a whole studio could sometimes

[marsh iris]

they are not influenced by investors

[visual vortex]

Passion can hard-carry something

[somber stream]

40K fan content has always been a thing since the start of the franchise

[fiery wave]

If you making money, you always run the risk. Corpos want their share.

[waxen sleet]

Did somebody say Dieselpunk?

[somber stream]

The C&D came out of nowhere oneday

Mainly to force people to watch Warhammer+

[somber stream]

Depends on who, ever seen Valve doing the same for tf2 contents?

[twin flower]

honestly just like 1 or 2 shows i like in Warhammer+

[visual vortex]

I love subscriptions!!!!

[trail bramble]

yeah there's an argument that youtube animations fall under fair use
but also a YouTuber animator is not going to afford the legal fees to probe that in a court of law so get BTFO I guess

[twin flower]

I dont mind but they make like 1 show every 6 months or something

idk if its even worth subbing to

[little marten]

Kiss from a rose

[fiery wave]

Well, valve has a thing that explains use of their property somewhere. As long as you respect the guide lines, they don't care. Usually is just credits must be given and all the stuff.

[waxen sleet]

I really liked Russianbadger's fan content when he played Space Hulk: Deathwing... one of the funniest video of his to date.

[marsh iris]

seal

[visual vortex]

Russianbadger is less funny than being in an oubliette

[fiery wave]

Is the same for Touhou. ZUN has guidelines because too many ppl emailed him on it.

[little marten]

🤭

[waxen sleet]

Wow, thats a new one... points for that

[somber stream]

Same goes for everyone. But GW's action affects everyone. Even nonmonetized content is affected. Such scale isn't the norm in the industry

[fiery wave]

It's just, always mention your thing is fanmade and give credit. And only sold is specific online stores or dojin cons.

Or dojin shops.

[somber stream]

They do lol

[waxen sleet]

WOTC tried to do something similar with DND... scared the crap out of a lot Third Party Content Creators

[somber stream]

No quarter from GW

[twin flower]

dont they tho?

[visual vortex]

What moderation system did GW use?

Firewalk or something

[fiery wave]

Is big corpos, their greed knows no bounds.

[visual vortex]

Idk i know trench crusade started using it too

[wintry fog]

GW are the Anne Rice of tabletop gaming

[fiery wave]

Kills the game faster cos everyone went PF2 or alternatives.

[waxen sleet]

This sounds right, but please explain

[hollow cradle]

Great bad north

[waxen sleet]

Correct, it's why I bought Root and started looking into that.

[hollow cradle]

Today Instagram Is removing encryption and privacy on direct messages to train ai but you can still unsend them with an extension if you are interested

[wintry fog]

Author of Interview With The Vampire, she become a born again christian / had a batshit crazy phase in which she sicked her lawyers on anyone writing fan fiction.

[waxen sleet]

Fan fiction about her characters or Vampires in general?

[fiery wave]

Thing is, there is nothing like WH big enough yet to threaten them so they act like big bullies.

[wintry fog]

About the universe and characters

[waxen sleet]

Gotcha, thanks, did not know that.

[fiery wave]

It's just generic vampire romance anyway.

[amber delta]

if anyone wants to write fanfiction about my life you have my permission

[waxen sleet]

Yeah... GW and WOTC are like the only names that come mind when it comes to "gaming" that does not exclusively involve the internet, except GW has worlds and lore as fleshed out Harry Potter or LOTR.

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

why do boltguns not have stocks

[waxen sleet]

Grip game is on point

[wintry fog]

Man I still need to play the third expansion for Starcraft 2.
I'd love if we got another SC game with maybe a new faction.

[visual vortex]

And probably because all the warhammer killers die

[fiery wave]

HP is owned by someone that should not be named nor supported.

[marsh iris]

faith-based recoil management

[visual vortex]

This Quar's War is the best miniature series

[waxen sleet]

Correct, but when it comes to franchises for fantasy and stuff... they have movies, books, games, cards, and a theme park. The unnamed should not be supported, I'm stating that they have a successful franchise.

[fiery wave]

No interest garnered, I guess.

[visual vortex]

Probably cause they sucked

And were too ambitious

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Because most don't care.

[wintry fog]

It's a little late for anyone to muscle in on the tabletop war gaming scene

[waxen sleet]

Also correct.

[visual vortex]

Reminds me of hello neighbor

Where the first alpha was the best and everything else was shit

[waxen sleet]

That, FNAF, and Poppy's Playtime... all seem to be cut from the same cloth

[visual vortex]

And subliminal

Whatever it was called

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

That one gave me a headache to look at, like legit gave me a migraine

[visual vortex]

Subliminal?

[waxen sleet]

Yeah, the perspectives or something messed with me visually and gave me a migraine. Granted I've been getting migraines since I was 6 years old, but that one was nasty

[visual vortex]

I hated it because it just sucked and was purposefully vague

Like hello neighbor and poppy playtime

[amber delta]

vagueslop

[visual vortex]

Those gsmes you can beat in about 1 hour and 35 minutes

But they purposefully make them vague to keep you from that so you cant refund

[waxen sleet]

There is a difference between plot holes and plot ventilation... vagueslop is plot hole, cosmic horror is plot ventilation.

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Not vague, waiting sims and time gating.

[visual vortex]

There's a chase scene in subliminal where you dont go down the brightly lightened pathway but the dark one tucked in the corner

[fiery wave]

It's really bad in Garden of BanBan.

[visual vortex]

And there's a puzzle in the game where you have to do tons of backtracking without the game telling you

Oh also one of then puzzles is just like the chase scene

To advance you need to go into the darkness of a corner and enter a new area

And no you dont have a flashlight at that point

GOTY

[misty smelt]

garten of banban is a work of art

[waxen sleet]

Forgot about that one

[fiery wave]

It only went downhill.

[waxen sleet]

It's still... Mascot Horror? Is that we're calling it?

[visual vortex]

Those games make something burn inside of me and for once it's not my gonorrhea

And that burn is of ANGER 😡

[misty smelt]

Guys what one is your favorite? huggy wuggy seek scawy bwu zumbo zauce

[visual vortex]

Hello engineer

[upper citrus]

Anyone care to translate this into ogryn?

[dire kayak]

rinda karnak spaghet

[waxen sleet]

in pesto sauce?

[waxen sleet]

It means "throw a rock at me"

[marsh iris]

gonorrhoids

[visual vortex]

Gonorrhuds

[waxen sleet]

Gonerdroids

[visual vortex]

Gooner

[fiery wave]

Which game you like? Huggy (Blue lanky monster) seek scary sauce. I think.

[delicate vapor]

🇹🇷

[fiery wave]

You mean, explosive 'rock'.

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9kFgKMATMOk

Same energy, o wise one

[little marten]

Rah

[waxen sleet]

Rasputin

[fiery wave]

More, being stuck in a room of below 16 year old nieces and nephews.

They all learn the zoomer rot.

[waxen sleet]

I get it, believe it... I'm a teacher

[marsh iris]

i think its funny coming from them

[waxen sleet]

though clearly mine aren't nearly as bad

[dire kayak]

should i kiss or flick my cat's forehead

[marsh iris]

reminds me of my younger self spewing shit

[fiery wave]

At least you don't have multiple phone TikToks going off at once.

[waxen sleet]

Child targetted mascot horror and vagueslop has slowed down as of late thankfully, many of them are still obsessed with Kpop Demon Hunters.

[marsh iris]

we dont have smartphones last time so its just localized meme-ing

[pseudo terrace]

i can finally enjoy sea of thieves

finally got my golden skelly bones and my golden piss ghost

[waxen sleet]

People still play that? I thought it was like Raid: Shadow Legends?

[pseudo terrace]

yes

[somber stream]

Overbloated mess

Like, 100+ gigs?

[marsh iris]

100 gigs of seawater

[pseudo terrace]

delicious

[marsh iris]

gluggg

[pseudo terrace]

it’s actually 99.21 gigs

so nice try

[somber stream]

Steam, 100 GB - 132 GB

[pseudo terrace]

sucks to play on steam then

[waxen sleet]

sucks to play /s

[pseudo terrace]

[dire kayak]

yummy data

[somber stream]

It's mostly just unoptimized asset and 4k texture, Helldivers managed to reduce to 23gigs

[marsh iris]

no, you're unoptimized!

[somber stream]

TRUE

[marsh iris]

(jk 💙 )

[waxen sleet]

I know I am... I'm working on it in therapy

[marsh iris]

hope all is good my guy

[waxen sleet]

I'm fine, I go once a month, most due to family issues with my parents. Nothing caffeine and hugging my wife and kids can't help lol

[rocky radish]

The cures for most things

[waxen sleet]

therapy, caffeine, or hugs?

[rocky radish]

The last 2

[marsh iris]

good on ya m8

[quartz shell]

[distant oak]

i’ll take both please and thank you

[somber stream]

Hug my therapist while having coffee

[lilac crag]

afternoon

[waxen sleet]

Still morning here... for a long time

[lilac crag]

i see

what time si it for you gib?

[waxen sleet]

roughly 8am

[little marten]

RAID

SHADOW LEGENDS

GET THE LEGEDNARY FAT CHUD TODAY WITH THE PROMO CODE: SPENDSPENDSPEND25

[amber delta]

talmud chud

[thick coyote]

Ray Shesh legends

[marsh iris]

i see the therapist hugging my coffee

[somber stream]

Enjoy the show

[marsh iris]

[waxen sleet]

I see coffee hugging the therapist

[marsh iris]

you may need more help

[little marten]

I’ll do it for half the price

[marsh iris]

when can you start

[waxen sleet]

Hug Coffeeing the Therapist

Therapist Coffeeing a Hug

Coffee Theraping a Hug

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

Immediately

It’s not your fault

[somber stream]

But it is . . .

It all started in a rainy day

cue flashback

[visual vortex]

Yhey are making a new game btw

I only found oht because they have the same narrator guy talking over it

[waxen sleet]

Siege: Light Myths?

[marsh iris]

but but where my coffee hug

[visual vortex]

Im ot sure

It has mechs in it

Imagine advertising so much that i can immediately tell your new game in a new setting snd universe is made by you

[somber stream]

Smelldivers unmasked: Untold stories

[visual vortex]

Hillclimb racing would never disrespect me like this

Probably because the devs forgot they even made that game

And neither would my folder full of weird japanese games

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

fully painted the t'aunar's weapons

just the torso now

[quartz shell]

hell yeah

[tired inlet]

love how Gw just describes it as "to be undertaken by confident and experienced Warhammer hobbyists only."

also it's ta'unar, not t'aunar

[dire kayak]

nerrrdd

[fiery wave]

Any game that pushes 4k base is like, seriously? I get putting them as a free DLC for ppl with space...

[visual vortex]

Now i can spend money on a shitty mech warbond over an actually good game like viscera cleanup detail

[fiery wave]

VCD 2 soontm.

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

[fiery wave]

Also, got Crime Scene Cleaner yet?

Same annoying bucket.

[visual vortex]

No

It would prob be fun

[fiery wave]

You should, is like an upgrade imo.

[visual vortex]

But mop physics

[fiery wave]

That bastard knocks over things as well.

[visual vortex]

It does?

Never did for me

[fiery wave]

I use squeegees instead for most parts.

[visual vortex]

I like going into the round and smacking the bodies with the mop

[fiery wave]

VCD? I mean in CSC.

[visual vortex]

Oh i mean vcd

I LOVE that game

Not as much as spore

But near

[fiery wave]

You can still knock the bucket over if you really want to.

It has a billion times more generous clean mop area though.

[visual vortex]

Aw

[fiery wave]

Instead of, surprise, free mess.

[visual vortex]

The fun of vcd was pressing the bucket button and having someone's disembodied arm flop out

[fiery wave]

You are talking to that person who keeps rolling 5x parts in a row.

[thick coyote]

True but at least your body armor can be faster

[visual vortex]

PRESS IT MORE

[fiery wave]

5x, maximum parts if bin dispenser.

[south valve]

Disturbing emoji

[fiery wave]

I hate it.

[visual vortex]

99% of all vcd players stop pressing the button when they're about to get the 6th mutilated hand in a row

[south valve]

I feel weirdly entranced by it

[south valve]

Wollie

[dire kayak]

his khorne red paint pot detonated from concealed explosive

[fiery wave]

No, they capped it at 5x now.

[south valve]

Makes sense

[visual vortex]

NOOOO

😭

[nimble glade]

What's VCD?

[visual vortex]

Viscera cleanup detail

[nimble glade]

Oh

[south valve]

Vehicular crime dealership

[visual vortex]

I always found it satisfying to throw the upperbodies around

[south valve]

Ignore all other answers

[visual vortex]

Whenever i carry a hand i need to make it wave

I recommend getting a bin and filling it with flares and shoving it into the furnace

[south valve]

💥

[marsh iris]

video cd

[fiery wave]

Never play with you.

[visual vortex]

Violent crazy dads

[visual vortex]

Your pc having a meltdown is its way of saying thank you

[south valve]

Vertical crab dance

🦀 🦀 🦀

[marsh iris]

sweet release

[marsh iris]

[south valve]

Rab cave

[distant oak]

Why do they call it oven

when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food…

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

HELLDIAPERS TRANSMISSION FROM POOPER EARTH(

Attention Helldiapers!

We’ve heard you and want to answer some burning poops you’ve done in the diapers.

WHY DO YOU DO HIDDEN POOPS IN THE PATCH NAPPIES?

We never intended do to hidden poops we promise, we will continue to try and make you aware when we do big steamy poops sneakily in the patch notes.

WILL YOU UPDATE US MORE FREQUENTLY WHEN YOU POOP

Absolutely! We love our playerbase and we understand you’re not pleased when we don’t update you on our poop. Let us assure you we understand we can’t make a game called Helldiapers and refrain from communication the poops.

WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM MAJOR CHANGES AND UPDATES?

Well more poops 💩, duh..

[twin flower]

Ahh

A humble wall of text

[dire kayak]

scream if you love

[little marten]

I strongly advise you not to read it tbh

[abstract kestrel]

Average helldivers 2 discord user

[little marten]

DEMOCRACY

[dire kayak]

scream if you love the infinite abyss

[south valve]

Remember when masters of ceremony was about to come out and there was the whole toilet paper thing?

[little marten]

I’m just lashing out because I dropped my kasrkin sharpshooters head and it’s vanished under the sofa

[south valve]

And then everyone was really disappointed

[distant oak]

The betrayal…

[abstract kestrel]

No, what?

[dire kayak]

then we got a really cool event

[south valve]

AAAAAaaaaa……

[distant oak]

A-

[fiery wave]

Use a mop or broom.

[dire kayak]

they probably got the date wrong for that thing tbh

[south valve]

Which one was that?

[dire kayak]

the super earth invasion

[abstract kestrel]

Defending super earth was so kino

[south valve]

Ohh right

Yeah that was peak

[abstract kestrel]

The new flamethrower mech is mid tho, unfortunately

[south valve]

That mission where you had to stop the ships from landing was agony, but it was generally so hype

[dire kayak]

do i headbutt or nuzzle my cat

[distant oak]

Honestly haven’t touched the game since we defended super earth

Just kinda lost interest

[abstract kestrel]

Headbutt into nuzzle pipeline

[south valve]

I heard a lot of people have a problem with how they’re releasing mechs in a paid warbond

[distant oak]

headbutt but i’m the cat

[dire kayak]

cyberstan was cool but i wish there was a little more

[abstract kestrel]

I was, until I realized they are both terrible compared to the two already available

[fading otter]

The fact that we’ve been locked out of playing cyborgs for like 2 weeks is annoying as hell too, story shouldn’t remove new gameplay content lol

[south valve]

Oh..

[dire kayak]

the breakthrough is pretty good

i never really liked the emancipator

it doesn't feel satisfying for me to use unlike the patriot or breakthrough

[marsh iris]

very fertile patchnote

[abstract kestrel]

Emancipation is the gatling mech? Very powerful vs mindless masses and predator strain

[south valve]

I want the bots to try to destroy super earth with a planet sized gun

[dire kayak]

the patriot is the one with the machine gun

[abstract kestrel]

Please suffocate

[marsh iris]

[abstract kestrel]

Oh, then emancipator is hands down the best mech

[south valve]

Do not the text wall

[abstract kestrel]

No contest

[dire kayak]

ehh it doesn't feel good to use imo

[south valve]

I’d have loved mech customisation 😔

[dire kayak]

30 rounds to take down a harvester on average is

[dire kayak]

me too

[abstract kestrel]

Maybe if you spam, if you shoot carefully and go for its upper leg segments like you would with a commando rocket, its less than 10

[fading otter]

Minigun arm with Autocannon arm would have slapped so hard

[abstract kestrel]

Minigun with antitank cannon pls

[south valve]

Imagine a melee mech with a jump pack like the hulks had

[abstract kestrel]

Imagine a tank with a bubble shield or forward shield

[south valve]

YES

I LIKE THIS IDEA

[dire kayak]

if they give us mech customisation im putting 2 shields on an exosuit

none of you can stop me

[abstract kestrel]

Why, in the year of managed democracy 2184, would anyone design a tank without energy shields?

[south valve]

What if there’s like super mechs

Which are even bigger but you only get 1 per mission

[distant oak]

The Wall™

[south valve]

Gives a whole new meaning to “face the wall”

[somber stream]

What a shitty post

[lilac crag]

gym today

[elder merlin]

Burp

[dire kayak]

i remember when we got the grenadier emplacement and people were saying "face the portable wall"

[south valve]

I hope you get a 10 pack

[abstract kestrel]

No, stop

[fading otter]

I’d sell my soul for a light tank with two twin linked hmg emplacements for a turret, like that 4 barreled flak thing from 40k

[distant oak]

get that bread king

[lilac crag]

that's horrible why would you wish that for me

[south valve]

lol that’s perfect

[fading otter]

Helldivers version of a shredder

[lilac crag]

thank u monarch

[south valve]

Of drink because you’ll deserve it by the end

[dire kayak]

im gonna find you

[lilac crag]

the ominous fortune cookie when I'm having a good day:

[south valve]

“You won’t lose ALL your limbs”

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

ow

[distant oak]

eats you

[lilac crag]

OW

WHAT THE FUCL

[distant oak]

sorry

hungry

[dire kayak]

"fire extinguisher 63mph"

"duck"

[twin flower]

[distant oak]

"15 buried, 0 found"

[south valve]

LMAO

[lilac crag]

"quack" I say before my frontal lobe gets obliterated

[distant oak]

"bark bark" I say before I'm thrown into a woodchipper

[south valve]

Me when I mishear “dodge” for “dog”

[abstract kestrel]

Dojj

[lilac crag]

I have no more puns to do

no more

I must get ready now

[distant oak]

get ready

for more puns

[fair bridge]

keep waking up at 8am call me the woker

[lilac crag]

hi mallow

[lusty estuary]

i'm so full...

[south valve]

“Catch!”
“Meow”

[abstract kestrel]

Full of what

[elder merlin]

Same

[lusty estuary]

dinner.

[south valve]

I preferred Mallow before they went woke

[elder merlin]

I ate these bomb ass hamburger pizza logs and drank soda

[abstract kestrel]

Rashunz?

[twin flower]

p-pizza logs?

hamburgers?

[distant oak]

Mnnnhhhh....

[lusty estuary]

i basically ate what was the real world equivalent of corpse starch so yeah

[fading otter]

I was gonna ask lmao, like a pizza roll?

[twin flower]

idk

[fading otter]

Enlighten us Paul

[dire kayak]

real

[abstract kestrel]

Ah, the good ole McDonald's value meal

[elder merlin]

Never had a pizza log?

Think a egg roll but with the contents of a pizza

[lusty estuary]

i'm slowly beginning to believe that more fast food places than just arbys make their food from missing people

[elder merlin]

But this one had hamburger, sauce and cheese

[thick coyote]

Unironically due to the war

[fading otter]

Ok that sounds slapping

[tawdry edge]

GOOD MORNING GENERAL CHAT DWELLERS

[lusty estuary]

pizza logs are really funny

[thick coyote]

Fast to build

And cheap

[abstract kestrel]

We have nackpack mounted bubble shields, but not vehicle mounted ones?

[thick coyote]

Gets mass produced

[lusty estuary]

people kind of just keep reinventing the calzone but in different sizes and shapes

[distant oak]

HELLOOO HIIII HELLOOO

[thick coyote]

But I heard that soon enough we'll get Warp pack vehicles

[abstract kestrel]

Also no smoke grenades for defense

[thick coyote]

Which is probably more expensive than energy shield casemate tank

[tawdry edge]

[elder merlin]

Yeah, they're really nice and crispy

[abstract kestrel]

Seriously the vehicles we have in hd2 would have been outdated 20 years ago IRL

[elder merlin]

So good

[lilac crag]

[lusty estuary]

dipping into the first galactic war surplus

[thick coyote]

If anything

[dire kayak]

you should go fire a tommy gun while laughing maniacally

[tawdry edge]

Hi oomf

[thick coyote]

I think the bastion should've been open turret

[lilac crag]

hello oomfie

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

How are today chat

[lilac crag]

today gym

[little marten]

Ok I found the head