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2nd batch of the Steam controller will be available for pre-order soon
Account conditions will be applied, should've done this from the start

yknow if the viltrums just worded it differently humanity wouldve gladly accepted free heathcare
Watched Invincible did you 
THINK MARK THINK!
just sayin
Cecil's faction would prolly still fight them off despite the benefits tho
👉
👈
Humanity is too stubborn to submit to another race
if pomiman just said "my people will take this planet to repopulate our race, but in return youll have no ill, no death, no alien threats"
I knew it was in here SOMEWHERE
the free healthcare
you're so real for this
there's no guarantee the leaked stuff stays as is until release but it's neat getting a peek at what they're doing behind the curtain
thanks again cat!!!!!!
I mean if you finished the other seasons we kinda see that happen when Mark worked together with his dad in those other universes
People still made a resistance
I hope that drone thingy will be fun
welcomes again alex!!!!!
🫳
🕳️


Yeah no way we'll submit to alien overlords lol
"reinforcement unit" what a funky way to say @astral basin
Could hardly shake hands with one another from the same race
again if mark and pomniman didnt just kill everyone and just communicated what the plan was people wouldnt have resistited
ok the joke is that he's a servoskull but his name isn't helping me
we called reinforcements and got felinids
if viltrumite is so perfect why is conquest balding
I mean Viltrumites would still pretty much kill people regardless 
Facts
emotional support reinforcement unit
i think when mark was on that screen he kept aying positive things even tho he was evil
pomniman?
look how viltrumites treat their enslaved alien species
egh? the hell happened
humans would be no different
that one female viltrum said dead human serve them no good
Also this
not that guy...
they wrote pomniman and I had a weird sticker
LMFAO
imagine you have a small back ache and your neck gets snapped because you stopped walking for 1 second

Carpet bomb alien babies
idk who that is tbh should I be worried?
Its perfect 
bbno$?
that looks like a cat walked across your keyboard
she doesn't know
Oh its that dude
But would everyone on earth just agree tho is what I mean
I live under a rock if that rock was a very big hat
Didn't pay the porn guy for a video
majority wouldnt really even notice nor care
H U H??? 
he's just a dude that makes music in obnoxious ways
and also has a thing for not paying artists he commissions
thats his name...
evil
whats his name whats his name?
it's a weird name
BBno$
is that your real hair?
Yeah but people like Cecil would 
no$ sounds about right
his community is impressionable small artists because he carefully grew it by speaking against AI and funding artists at first
The guardians as well prolly
noob here
noob you
hes also a huge poser
im so happy someone got the reference
All I remember is he made a song and asked a guy to make a video for it, then didn't pay him because he didnt like the fact the dude made porn
you
you noob
no u
you
what the heck man.
me
how were people confused how mark killed conquest?
I saw that meme recently in the AdHoc Studio server for Dispatch with Prism, Flambae, Sonar, Punch Up, etc. but it was Phenomenaman chiming in to ask "is that your real hair"
I've seen the original too tho LOL
froiday
sushi sushi time
LETS KARKIN GOOOOOO
All I know is that conquest was digging in his guts twin
reeeeeeeeeeeee
god damnit
I still have to work till sunday to finish the current projects
7AM, wakin up in the morning

After that, freedom


gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
spoken like a certain scotsman

TIME TO KILT UP
Wait do they wear undies beneath
huh

going "commando" is known as being a "True Scotsman"
they hide bagpipes under there
i thought that was the whole thing about kilts, you go commando
Thank fuck i'm not Scottish then

o deer
being Scottish is fun
look at male fanatic
Okay so apparently the no undergear while wearing kilt is a myth
he's having the time of his life all the time
Scottish accents.... 
I know little about class personalities ngl
Zealot Kilts when
that would be rad
I loaded up inquisitor martyr...
And as a Sister of Battle I can take down a carnifex no problem, but in SM2 it's a struggle lmao
zealot kilts and relic blade
he hates me
thank you garut

DUNMAGLAS

Nah
If zealots get kilts then ogryn get kilts, or I boycott
Loch Ness monster boss

Kilt for all, vet needs venting too
No, no kilt for vet
Wtf
so cold here
I sleep now, have fun
but fr people would cosplay schoolgirls
I sure as hell would
buff dudes in school uniforms

Jojo in a nutshell
Roit now i have 1h pause in work because of dpf regeneration
BALLS OF STEEL
its definitely the best part imo
oh yes
milo ice cream..
like, milo ontop of ice cream?
i was talking to my parents about that last weekend, i havent had that in like a decade
milo dinosaur
Milo Milk shake
ahh, that also sounds good
like straight milo as ice cream with the little bits
at any milk bar or gas station
Does anyone else agree the the train map is boring as fuck
Ah yes, run forward in a straight line for 15 minutes
yeah it was cool when it dropped, but its stale now
Job done
i dont really like the time crunch things, like expeditions too
I genuinely close my game if its forcing me to load into rtx150
it's nice to have the variety but the map could do with more sauce
Hive city trains are actually fucking massive.
Yeah, agree. Train map worst map
You see them better in Hired Gun
they're all just packed into those little huts like sardines
IVE CLOSED MY GAME 3 TIMES NOW BECAUSE IT KEEPS LOADING ME INTO THE TRAIN 
Well, intrusive it might have been, but its also valid
red herring
Move to Ireland NOW
Plink
north or south 
Wherever host more redhead
what time does the premium shop rotate
Next week
what about surrstromming
I sentence you to death
Plonk
By peenar explosion chamber
I want to try it unironically
fish bomb
Taste like rotten toilet paper
commit surstromming terrorism
You really do not 
open in the airplane at 10,000 feet
They ban those, actually
but people online say it is salty with a sharp fishy/umami flavour and it sounds so tempting
i know lol
insane reply
I have it on good authority from someone who's eaten it that it is exactly as bad as how it looks on the internet 
you cant be fr
the glass table possesses me like the machine spirit
nice hiss
did they plug their nose?
I am so fr
Thought licht said tastes like rotten armor
Wondered why hes licking crushers
…now im wondering other things
I have no idea, but they're from Finland so they're in the right area to be trying such things
Every society that lives near the coast eventually develops some sort of fermented fish dish. The Swedes just forgot about the part where you wait for the rot smell to go away
why is licht Licking Crushers
rotten armor no less
Rannick doesn't want you to know this but the Crushers at the park are free. You can just lick them and he can't stop you
rotten armour, probably adds spicy flavor
what the heck is wrong with you 3
toilet paper eater
old used tp
Because it fell apart in your mouth, distastefully
How loathsome
smell is such an important sense for food and that's why you have to completely block it to try surstromming or you're sentencing yourself to death
ive seen a video of some slav drinking the juice straight up
Do you really want to eat something that smells so bad you have to actively block your snozzer up to taste it? Really? 
I love seafood. I also want to try whale eventually
Evil Alexander be like: “repost if stressing”
THE FEROCIOUS FECAL-FEASTER
the problem is that I live in an actual desert
I never be stressed
I always be Bing chilling
Koreans have a type of fermented fish that has the ammonia smell like old piss
you are in the desert and starving, all you have is surstromming for food and water
That’s because you’re not evil
Yes. I could take it! If it tastes good it is worth the suffering
I'm visiting Korea in a couple of months, gonna see if I can try some
I am violent but pure of heart.
Dannish Shark meat
I would not only survive but thrive
hakarl?
Hey same, which month?
Ma'am, you are truly an unhinged individiual 
Mid November. You?
I respect it, but jesus christ 
Seoul, June
“Hey same, which korea?”
i think i can tank surstromming, we have fermented shrimp paste here but surstromming may be stronger
I do plan to visit the north, mind you
Gonna do Seoul and Busan. First time visiting Korea for me
will we see you again
I've had goblin days in high school. I've literally had burgers I've eaten 1/4 of every other day because I had no apettite and friends were concerned the burger would make me sick when they found out. Like that wasn't refrigerated or anything. Just on my desk until it was consumed. I used to be vile. Not Asmon tier but like who could be THAT gross?? But anyway I'm better now
dont be stealing signs bro
Same same, only Seoul for me
Heard busan is known for seafood
and trains
No promises
Good movie
Train to Busan is so good. One of the best zombie movies of all time
The Koreans know what they're doing with zombie movies
Not gonna lie, that's about 50% of the reason I'm visiting. So I can take a train to Busan
#Alive was also a fantastic zombie movie imo
I loved alive !!
howzat
true
the protag was such a nerd
he reminded me of my brother for how he behaved LMFAO
Lmfao. Fair fuckin play, wouldn't worry too much, we all done some gross shit with food at onepoint or another. Though yes, its nigh impossible to be quite that bad 
How long will you be there?
that's so true tbh
1 week, business trip
Maybe explore the city a bit
my favorite horror media in recent time is the Vita Carnis elder mimic video. such an insane production with good acting.
smell the plastic

Oh yeah they're big on surgeries
the employees need a salary increase.... mmm celery
Waking up first thing in the evening on a day off school to downing an entire can of coca cola just in time for WoW raid and taking a bite of the nebulous burger I've been picking at for days before going "let's get that bread" without even brushing my hair
I've learned to live without shame as long as someone can't look me in the eyes
you would make an amazing destiny 2 raid mate
There's currently a gender war over there, female don't want to get married due to how toxic the male are. The male doesn't want to get married due to how demanding the female are
To an insane degree. I think it's almost 25% of the young adult population that have had at least one procedure
And their population is declining
thanks I used to play league of legends so I was unwell
it's ok I don't anymore
They don't even count double eyelid surgery as a cosmetic surgery since it's so normalised
all according to keikaku
But beauty is a major part for their career success so i kinda understand
I think you're more likely to find the natural Korean look amongst the Korean immigrants overseas
ouhhh I need to make coffee but too eepy.
Very true
Korea also ranks very high on luxury goods spending
north korea most natural ig
Social standing and appearance is vital in their daily life, you get discriminated for looking ugly or having slightly darker skin tone
You gotta look good and flaunt your wealth to get opportunities to gain better employment and more wealth so you can afford surgery to look better and higher end luxury goods to look richer so you can advance your career to afford even fancier shit....
Great place to visit, couldn't pay me enough to move there
Japan's case is milder
They don't prioritize look as much, long as you're competent and don't stand out too much
I meant in the sense that it's only amazing to visit as a tourist. I ain't touching that bureaucratic nightmare
But the work regime is just as ball-cruishingly awful
they still have boomer culture workplace
Unfortunately
Their banking system is quite backward compare to the rest of the world
all the "safe" jobs are in the main city and everyone have to stay/live near there.. you dont see many people living in the rural areas
There's a current trend for artist and distant workers to move to rural areas
Cheaper living expenses
which is why theres so much empty houses even in beautiful areas (theyre ridiculously cheap)
death by work is a big thing over there
forgot what the word was
Karoshi?
I would just leave the country at that point
Saw this when I visited last year. Journeyed along the coast of Wakayama and there were so many abandoned houses in the coastal towns and barely any young people compared to Tokyo
guess those were lucky to find some form of income
fishermen and sorts
It's not all doom and gloom though, gov has been making measures to ensure worker leave before 7PM
So things aren't as crunchy as it is a decade back
I think it's just that the lifestyle there isn't attractive to younger people. Those towns were some of the big tuna fisheries but I don't think being a tuna fisherman is that attractive

the gov even try to encourage couples to move out from tokyo with some form of incentive and shit you not, using gov dating app
unsurprisingly not many used it
i only date 2d 
2 dimensional beings?
The economy is still too messed up to even think about dating
Many youth already made up their mind about staying single forever
Encouraging people to have kids when the yen is so weak putting the cart before the horse
the guy from Gorillaz? he is kinda cute I guess
Yeah Yen is dropping without break
Which is why this is the best time for tourism lol
Nice for us gaijin but damn it's gotta suck for the locals
Then you got a bunch of annoying tourists in your city while you grind your 8 to 9 job
My mother's side own several restaurant in Osaka
Said it doesn't affect them very much, boost sale even
It's the oversea workers
The amount they get isn't as attractive as Korean won does to justify staying
kojima should save japan
That's kinda the way the world is. Can't expect cheap foreign labour forever. They have their own lives to live and so many other countries with labour shortages pay so much better or have better benefits
Mfw Kojima leads the people and destroys US military bases 
If this is the sort of grub you're prone to I'm almost tempted to add ye
I'll stick to sending you some grubby tune tho
Considering the current ruling party has enough power to amend the constitution they could potentially do that
I'm healthier now I promise. I ate like that because my metabolism was crazy high and I'd be a stick figure no matter what I did
LMFAO
I also had a weird stomach because no matter what I ate I never got sick
Yeah Japan is steadily rebuilding their army
my sister has a burger from a place I've been eating at for months and she immediately got the stomach flu from the place but I was totally fine
I did stop eating at the place after she got sick though
This sounds less than good
Fr I hate how the politicians of every country are playing dumb about this.
People not having kids isn't a mystery. It's not a fertility thing.
It's poverty and financial priorities.
Might see a full re-establishment of the army in this decade
Why?
idk
btw do you know Prodigy and Pendulum? I used to listen to them a bunch when I played Warhammer Age of Reckoning and they could be your vibe
I guess it doesn't necassarily mean they're gonna use it
Although I'm sure the rich will be thrilled when they can finally use artificial wombs to factory produce workers.
China's ever growing presence in the region calls for a reformation of the army
also the song you shared is fun for the beat LOL
dude I'm so upset because even becoming a robot won't stop them from trying to get a baby out of me
It's also annoying when they keep saying the youth spend money on frivolous things. There's a reason for it. If you realise you can never afford a house and it's gonna be a financial nightmare to have a kid, might as well spend your money on small luxuries that give you a tiny bit of happiness in this world. As fucked up as overconsumerism is, there is a reason behind it
I can forsake flesh but the rich will still be hunting me for sport
You're from Germany as well right?
Or am i misremembering things
you say really funny things
I've lived there before but am currently in Austria
thanks I'm on too much caffeine and not enough sleep again
Damn, i want to move to Vienna
it is quite strange you're awake right now
Bottom line is they don't believe workers deserve to live with dignity at all.
Their strategy has always been to gaslight and blame us for systemic issues we have no control over.
I take quick 2-3 hour naps then go a whole day until I get a day off and then sleep like 12 hours
I aint judging mate
turbocharged metabolisim is a bit of a blessing if it sticks around, can eat like a pig with no downside (at least outside possible heart disease) 
I quit my job over this
You're goddamn right I do 😄 Both classic artists at this point, in fact Prodigy was what kickstarted my love of dance music back when I was like 4 or 5 
awful production malfunction due to the machine made me and my colleagues lose some of our pay on that month
I have to stay healthy with my diet even if my current work/personal life balance affords me little sleep because I have low blood pressure and potentially genetic heart troubles down the road
then hygiene problems got blamed on anyone that had pets
It's always the working class that has to sacrifice for the greater good
You know, statistically speaking
There are less couples having families
They’re just a sheer metric fuck ton of people overall
The public won’t have kids after I make everything’s price reach for a 15000 Yen and have the worst work system ever?! GRRRR🤬
couldn't handle any of that emotional distress, especially because I was new and it was my first experience. people are fucking rude
Yep. Little known fact, most of the profit US banks make is from government subsidies.
Welcome to the work force
We eat each other down here as well
Aye, if that's a risk, that is probably very wise to stay on top of. Of all things that can go wrong with you the heart is really not one to risk if there is already a potential problem
something like that
If anything, the ““ less people having kids statement is just a misrepresentation of previous data, a.k.a. the families that had 3 to 19 children on the previous bracket
Yeah those two are SO good. I really like Blood Sugar, Slam, Show Your Colour, Warrior's Dance, Firestarter and Invader's Must Die
Cos you aren't even earning enough for yourself, let alone a kid if it whoops happens.
I've gotten other chances to work so I just left that place
especially after the health problems they gave me
Yeah, the economic site has gotten a lot more fucked, though I won’t lie
Taking care of others? lol i can barely look after myself
Having a planned kid nowadays is like a wealth flex which is kinda fucked up
All bangers tbh, the whole Hold your Colour album is just absolutely incredible
how could you even plan a kid with school in mind
school is such a coinflip
I have healthcare through my new job and it's really good so I can care about my health now. It's wild because the casinos shell out crazy money. The last time I had to get medication I picked it up from a Pharmacy in house that filled the prescription within 2 minutes of me walking out of the doctor's office and getting there
I didn't even have a copay to worry about
Luckily school is state-funded here till you reach college
“ PLAN? Sunny back in my day we just popped them out and hope for the best we used to be able to bang two rocks together and make a live for our family of 12.”
your job is gambling?!?!?!??!!
U
Check out the new kid I just birthed
I
no no LOL
Have returned
AWH DAMN IT
Hiya ball
I work for Vegas properties, mostly event and convention work, but I've occasionally worked weddings
I will say no more because I'm scared of saying too much LOL
Oh you work in a casino? In what capacity? That's pretty wild. We rag on the US here for paid healthcare, but you cant argue with the quality.. even if the cost is incredibly high. Don't think anywhere has found a balance properly thus far sadly
MYYY TEEETH!!!! ACCCCKKKKK

that's cool but I was just wondering if I was dealing with a real #IdleDeathGambler
This becomes much more apparent when you watch 90s and early 2000s shows where the "struggling" families all have big houses
Most people in the US have awful healthcare if they even have it at all. My last job had terrible healthcare too. I got really lucky working for my current company. They have crazy amounts of money to throw around for paying us and giving us good benefits
Cat is an event planner in vegas
Their job is to allow snotty rich kids to max out as many of daddys credit cards as possible
I've sworn off gambling because my mom is a crippling gambling addict and it was ROUGH
oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make a joke about that
This is why I hate when people try comparing US healthcare to Canadian healthcare.
We treat everyone, the US does not. It's efficiency comes from denying care directly or through prohibitively expensive insurance.
It's ok I don't mind joking about it and there was no way to know. I inherited her poor impulse control and bad spending habits anyway LOL
Aye, that's not good. Is it pretty much only restricted to larger companies paying out for it in any capacity or is the less good healthcare more common in small business'?
I’m so sorry, hope you’re both okay:(

Hayio
Table full of food and beverage for breakfast
Take 1 small bite off a sandwich
"K im leaving for work byeeee"
I mean idk if it’s new but it’s new to me
Cutthroat played cards with Masozi canonically
My dad and mom had a shared bank account and after I grew up he told me about it. He'd come home to my mom crying because she emptied their bank account the second she got her paycheck, took out a loan trying to get back the money, and lost that too. And he had to figure out how to pay bills and feed us
A barista somehow affording an incredibly spacious two bedroom* apartment in downtown New York
For those who also watched Friends
Masozi suggested the male cutthroat play cards with her and according to cuthroat she cheated
Did he win or lose? 
I used the free healthcare bc i thought i was broke enough to use it
File tax returns. They put a $1200 statement on there bc i WASNT broke enouvh. Thats over half a months wage for me
I didnt even have any hospital visits
We're ok now though! I make enough money to fix mistakes
strong father figure
ur dad sounds awesome
i feel like it made a lot more sense for kids, as a kid i thought we lived in a mansion but looking back at it on google maps its actually a tiny 2 story thats like the size of a 1 story
She cheated and he’s annoyed but he admits he kind of respects her for it
he is amazing other than being really stubborn (and I inherited his stubbornness too)
I’m sorry. I almost got addicted myself and this just sounds so scary, is she recovering:(?
Jesus. Fucking respect to that man.
"honey we gotta find a way to pay these bills!"
Meanwhile the breakfast table is loaded with 2 types of meats, 3 beverage choices, a skyscraper of pancakes and 80% is uneaten 😂
Also true. Unless you are a pet that can entertain yourself.
Who knew, a personality called cutthroat respects Masozi for her…cutthroat tactics that include cheating
namer anderdingus
Mb. They asked for 1800 in taxes
I only PAID 1200 bc that was all of my returns went into it
This is the guy who described the emperor of mankind as a fickle god to the zealots
Far cry from nowdays where its two slices of toast and an apple 
Cats are the only children I need 🥹
That you better watch your back and not presume the emperor will do it for you
He never divorced her. He never left her. Sometimes he'd just need to take a moment to walk outside, pace for a bit and think, and then would come back inside totally cool, calm and collected ready to figure out how to fix things. And he always fixed things. He's just built different I guess. Most people would have left my mom but he paid to get her US college schooling in business so she could work her way into upper management in Vegas
I desperately want a cat
I harass my friends cats the rare times i visit
She's a lot better now yeah. And it's easier now that we can help when she needs it
Toast requires electricity and is therefore a luxury. Untoasted bread with no fruit or store brand cereal with store brand milk is the way
Cyber cat
i got 5 cats, you really dont need children 
I used to have 3 cats
Do notice how food and drinks are a lot less on the table these day in the shows. You'll see a cup of coffee at most time lol
No thanks thats like 5 in chat already
My mom is a corpo now
i got 2
That right there is the type of man blokes should aspire to be, quite frankly.
What do you do when you're allergic to cats 
Get a dog
Hey do you think sefoni does hatsune miku shit in people’s minds for lols
Or weasel!
my partner is allergic, she just suffers out of love lmao
Do not get a weasel 
Get a wild boar 🐗
When he made his wedding vows he took until death do us part literally. The only thing that could ever separate him from my mother is if she left him, but he is by her side no matter how bad it gets
They fuckin stink man 
Grab a fucking wild boar from the woods
pet platypus
Feed it protean powder
You can surgically remove the scent gland at vet
Ykw
If i got animals id have to start wearing clothes again 🤔
I've already lived this lmao. Grew up with cats and my parents gaslit me into thinking I was sensitive to dust so I had to constantly clean my room 😂
Also I don't mean to talk bad about my mother. She did her best. She just came from a very bad family situation and is a first generation immigrant who successfully got her citizenship here in the US
Being gaslit by your elders is part of life
I finally got around to making coffee
She's honestly done amazing considering her history
She would be a fool to do that, quite frankly. Not that she would. Glad to hear she's on the straight an narrow too now aswell
Asian cultures are not kind to their daughters
"I listened to my elders 'till i found out they was stupid" 
i think if you're on top of cleaning, cat fur wont do much. her main problem is rubbing her face straight into their belly so no wonder she reacts badly. beyond that she's mostly fine, but everyone is unique
Bonus points if you know the tune 

Or dogs. Furbabies.
Like… to cats themselves…? Or to their fur?
You ever consider how many people just died by a creek or lake or some shit because they thought they found treasure
A devastating loss to those with cat allergy
That’s the problem with treasure hunting
People kill eachother for treasure
Hey guys I think found a coin!
💥
treasure hunting? id kill over chicken wings
Coffee? You mean plain water or yesterday's leftovers if any?
Nah i need my coffee
Yeah. There's definitely some range to how bad it can get. Counterintuitively longer haired cats don't trigger my allergies as much probably because they don't have tiny lil hairs that can fly deep into my sinuses. I've been using my sister's cat to experiment with those low allergen cat foods to see if I can find a solution
cicken wings..
i have one long haired cat, the rest are short. i think in general long haired cats dont shed as much, youre probably on to something 
Chimpken wings
Coffee is expensive. I blame a certain event happening. Prices on everything doubled.
Yo why are buffalo wings called buffalo wings
Who the fuck came up with the term buffalo wings
He loves her. Genuinely and with all his heart. And she loves him too even if she's grumpy a lot. It's very sweet
Buffalos don’t have wings
I went grocery yesterday, fish price is 2-3x what it used to be.
buffalo wings are from buffalo? i assume its a city
Yeah.
Because, they come from Buffaloes, duh???
Really?

Wtf, isn't your country surrounded by literal oceans
THEY DO
They’re from buffalo city?
It's like a few klicks away from every direction
Licht do you know buffalo wing lore
They also don't fill the air with airborne irritants when you brush them since most of the hair stays on the brush
I mean those are fueled by fuel.
Dominos buffalo wings
shut up omg
Fuel prices are crazy.

No, American thing maybe
When did buffalo wings become a thing
i got groceries coming i have to cook tonight do not tempt me!
I’m looking into this I will return from my quest soon
home made wings
i did buy drumsticks...
If I die throw me over the wall for the wolves to eat
Fuel prices. They pushed cost to consumers.

A lot of SEA countries sell their catch to the highest bidder as well which drives up prices for the locals
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/6/french-container-ship-struck-in-latest-escalation-at-strait-of-hormuz
Price should go down in... 3-4 weeks hopefully
Apparently Buffalo wings originated at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, New York, in 1964. They were created by Teressa Bellissimo, who deep-fried chicken wings and tossed them in a cayenne hot sauce and butter mixture as a late-night snack for her son and his friends, serving them with celery and blue cheese dressing.
That's insane, Singapore doesn't operate in the same principal iirc
They rely mostly on importations
It's Singapore, prices NEVER go down.
You guessed right
It's like my home country, we got lots of oil but it's the high quality stuff so they sell it overseas and import the shitty crude oil for local usage
I have never seen prices go down after COVID for example.

Hey you ever eat peanut butter and jelly DA LONG WAY ?
honestly, i havent had good buffalo wings, maybe they're just not for me. i like real spicy
Gov doesn't meddle with market pricing?
so does tomato milk come from tomato cows
Why should they? The consumers have gotten used to higher prices and the CEO needs a new yacht
Only for like 5 items. Like rice.
yeah, the same how mushrooms come from mushroom cows
And rice is already insane.
vhaow
You guys know about peanut butter and jelly the long way?
a roll
Want me to put you on to that shit?
n chocolate milk from brown cows
Yep. Why do you think instant every day? Only thing really affordable.
chocolate cows
Still kinda fucked outside of Germany. Austrian grocery prices have been fucked for quite some time. 40% increase for some items
In like 5 years
Do you wanna learn about peanut butter and jelly the long way?
Just made an armor only event level easy by using infinite smite, sue me
Domestic items?
Yeah. Probably part of the issue. Austrians are staunch "Regional essen" people
Lmaoooo my team was killing the captain while i disintegrated the horde of maulers and ragers
Milk has gone from 89¢ a litre pre COVID to €1,39
Aye.. IF ONLY WE DIDNT VOTE OURSELVES OUT OF IT.
I think it is not such a bad thing since I've worked in the livestock industry and it's good for local farmers to not get undercut constantly but when the economy is in the shitter and inflation is worse than on deviantart you kinda care less
I'm keeping a close tab on eggflation
It's my personal indication to know when shit hits the fan
Rose by about 18.4% in EU last year btw
What would y’all like to see in a Skitarii for darktide?
goth aesthetic and tig bitties
My local supermarket has already started replacing the large eggs with the mediums to keep up the illusion that the price hasn't risen that much
It's bleak
Goth evil people
slim-thick tall girls and where to find them
The ultimate hack that the government doesn’t want you to know is that you can just own chickens
My hungry ass is now forced to change my 3 egg omelette to a 4 egg omelette
A nightmare in this economy
Eat more bread instead of eggs, duh?
My apartment doesn't allow pets. Do you think livestock are a loophole?
Egg price increased by about 37% in the past five-year, and increasing
bregg french toasts
eat black stale bread
And my own cow, my own fruits and vegetables…
Build it with eco-friendly wood veneers and screws borrowed from your aunt. If you build it off of your balcony then it’s not technically IN the building
God i love sped zealots and solo arbitrators in my gamesss!!!!!! Never paying attention to me getting crusher mass cucked in a corner as psyker
Boy oh boy
Im going to blow up their houses
Anyways im going to bed
How much?
about 3
bread grows on tree? 
Dollars….?
I've become rice-pilled. Bought a 20kg sack from the Vietnamese grocery store
no just 3
Duh????
Breadfruit

How too woo a lady in 2030:
"I grow my own rice"
my asian inlaws give me free rice bags all the time, almost too much to use
we're a family of 2, not 6 😭
You're not eating enough rice
Ah…. So 10 bags of rice are barely enough, noted.
Start making rice wine
Start making rice toothpaste
if i had rice every meal of the week i dont think id get thru how much they give
start making ricefields
use rice to keep electronics dry
And to fix wall holes
There's a lot of variety with rice wine. Some are super simple
Sake supremacy
glue and rice to fix broken toilet bowls
I use rice to keep my holes dry and fix electronics
rice noodles got it
But no fr, Rice is genuinely something that you can literally do/make everything w, and thankfully, it’s always cheap too. Rice supremacy! 
so easy to put in a rice cooker and just do everything else
I heard brown rice are healthier than white rice
It is

Morning
ignore what I sent

Idk, never tried it before… but brown bread is not good at all
Good morning 
Did you got it fresh from the baker?
Fresh ones taste really nice
Leave it for long and you'll need sauce of all kind to make them... appetizing
Ah, I will try and get it fresh next time 
me irl
noob here
That’s great, thank you for telling us, Lele.
How would a french cat laugh?
I’ve been eating bean chili all week and today it’s decided to take a toll on my digestive system
It would smoke and not laugh
MEOUGH
I said French not German
Close, observe
HAW HAW HAW HAW
Lmeow
I hate it here
I know
Thats description of the french laughing
Cracking your neck feels so good but I’m always so scared I might break it by accident 
Sometimes I just stand up and everything pops
And it's so nice
But it hurts so much
aki confirmed ancient
Fuck off
also zoinks
You should hear my knees
Does not sound good if all ur bubbles pop
They snap crackle and pop
Your knees don’t crack when you move/stand up?
Exactly
Not to where I can actively hear it
Stand up and sound like bubble wrap
YOU CANT HEAR IT?
Woooooow
Idk
Just don't work no more
Feels like I'ma hurt myself if I try
Rather not tempt it
Anyways I'm being yelled at, goodnight my chudsons

Whats the worst thay could happen? You neck yourself? You just go to the warp and swim
My woman wishes for me to sleep

Yes
ah
hope it aint da saem one
No
That got cut off
Like 4 months ago now
For the most part
She's just been tryna contact me
And idk why
NO NEW POE2 CLASS DEAD ON ARRIVAL PATCH COOKED GGG
Real
aki turning red and pink randomly at will
how the fuck is path of exile 2 still alive
Cause it costs a mortgage to buy a mtx hat
I have powers beyond the mortal comprehension
So
I sleep now
Finals week os next week right
The education portal we use, Canvas, got hacked yesterday
By some extortionist hacker group
Demanding the schools pay up or else they release information. Site is still down either way
No one can turn in final assignments, homework, or access study material
Its genuinely so tiresome
Schools when they dont accept emails:
Most professors sent the stuff we needed through email but one just refuses to check or answer his email so I don't even think he knows the site is down
Imagine being smart enough to hack something
But so stupid enough to assume there’s any Monday in education
EXACTLY
It fucked up people doing finals this week already too
/b/
Working at a school now I can assure you there is money
Well that’s on him, no? Cant you guys report him for being so careless?
Most schools actually have to waste money on small things
I have a screenshot of the gay ass "warning" they put up on the site when you log on
LMAOAOAO SHOW US
Cant post in this channel
Instead of giving us a raise they literally paid thousands of dollars to cut two trees down
#zealot-class here!
Sent
Sounds about right. Weve had multiple strikes the last few years
Maybe over there but here it’s dire.. unless it’s a private school ofc
They didnt get any actual dangerous info, just private messages on the site which is 90% "hey i have a question about the class" or "can I turn this in late"
LMAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOA WHAT WAS THAT BRUH
Or class discord invites
Right?
Its so stupid
All they accomplished was fucking over 80% of American uni students, not the actual schools
Nurgle. We're so cooked man.
We are SO cooked.

What happened
i wanna darktide
He has tenure so
but does darktide wanna me
Polls.
No way hes being removed
That professor scolds us every 15 minutes during lecture for not having laser focus
And then goes on tangets about attention spans and us having phones
Then gets mad at us for having phones
THE BLUE TIDE
“But blue is the good one?!?”
THE LIGHT BLUE TIDE 
kids are nerds who need to let go of their phone and pay attention to me complaining
Its very boomer PHONE BAD POKEMON GO? WIFE BAD PHONE BAD CHILDREN STUPID
But hes the laziest fucking professor
Someone called my engineering teacher a pedo when I was in school years ago and he got fired for punching the dude and beating the shit out of the guy that said he was a pedo. That guy was 63 years old and beat the hell out of a 26 year old
Tfw you’re an 80 year old and you just voted reform in and they privatise the NHS moments before your 6th stroke 😢
Honestly reason I dropped out
My math prof was better

my java prof was a complete BITCH
Most expensive one
He lets you see your exams right? To see what you messed up on. But you can't write anything down, you just need to memorize the correct answers
I miss going to school tbh
"Hey can you clarify this one problem?"
"Read the book to figure it out"
I miss the crazy shit id do being around other people
"Hey what should we focus on when studying for the exam because you give us 20 questions max for 6 chapters worth of information"
"Just study the book"
Was a lot more healthy too. Being in school motivated me to go to the gym and run a mile every morning at around 7am
do you reckon you cant feel the same with the job you work?
"OK so what parts of the book should we cover since obviously 30% of it will be in the exam and we have other classes to study for"
"Read all of tje book, all of it is important"
i personally lost the motivation to go the gym as soon as i got hired tbh
Having a job isnt an excuse to let yourself go imo
Hated it when I was back at school and I’d try and get to class from the common room but I’d have to wait for the fucking staircase to swing back round
I cant believe im paying this fucking fossil of a man to be passive aggressive at me for 2 hours a day
Even if you have to cut back you have to make time for yourself

id be beaten and winded after my shift. would go home and sleep 12 hours at times
Theres no reason the fail rate is over 50% for all professors for this class
meanie,,,,
Ugh
wait
ive been enjoying the gym again recently but i do fear-
you are so silly
Im switching majors after finals, im so fucking done with having to deal with this shit
-that getting a job will make me lose motivation again
Regardless. Ive been happy spending more time talking to people irl and actually doing things. Feels a lot better and there isnt fights over every little thing
better than being stuck in stagnation
did you not keep any of your highschool friends?

or, well i guess the better term would be if they carried over
Every lab something fucks up because this department has no money so we always end up with expired stock solution, computer programs that are 20 years old because the school doesn't want to update anything, and we have to ration chemicals because the school doesnt want to give money to grt adequate supplies
Ough
College is fucked
I kept the ones that talked to me as a friend instead of a social experiment
sounds rough
i wanna mark it
happ birday

Why would he even call him that what😭
Im going through it, man
happy almost birthday

lost
Happy early birthday fren
✊ all the best
NO ONE gets happy birthdays from me i forgor my shit at my sisters
Anyways. Ive always had people to talk to 
I just isolate myself when im not in a mindset I want others to see me in so I don't drag them into it
I cant hit anymore milestones anyways 
not even me? 
AWWW HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY 
you will have to yell at me about it
that's ok hit father time instead and make him stop aging everyone so fast
time flies
get a net

i don't yell at people
i will bite though
trapper ptsd
if there's ever a Darktide convention I will cosplay as a trapper
you're looking so fatherable
That actually was my wish for the longest time. I genuinely just wanted to be a dad 
id to the Scav Gunner
i remember one friend i got into darktide said he hated the trappers because they laughed at him
FS PLS
Ive technically been a step dad but I dont count that
that would be a really cool cosplay
rinda karnak personally

she looks so cool
that would also be a really cool cosplay
im looking at dates like a dementia patient rn
I just like the idea of inspiring Hate from everyone there at seeing a trapper
silly
sorry lamia but i absolutely lost your birthday date
Happens all the time
i bow my head at you in shame
Do the audio que to get peoples attention 
I want a Zealot cosplayer to jumpscare me by sprinting at me and screaming with their Thunder Hammer prop
2 days
I'd play it on my phone or something
Yes, I was born on mother's day
LOL
i searched up 10 in our dms i got nothing ive been counting on my fucking
keyboard
till 30
have a lil recorder device yah 
happy irthday
hap boirthday
congratulations you're now a mother
noob
!!!!!!
I should sleep but I didn't really eat after getting home
u're a weezo
I ended up busy again
the motherer
my body refuses rest until it gets food




