general-chat

[crystal osprey]

Who doesn’t love gambling

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[sly quest]

No no! You’re not:) people are different, and what’s normal for you might also feels too much for me haha

[visual vortex]

How to impress women: show them your slot machine addiction

[vivid zinc]

Good luck man!

[modest flume]

"Good day, madam. I am interested in going out with you, do you consent to courtship?"

[formal mortar]

If she says yes you gotta yell MUSTAAAAAAAAARD

[woven sigil]

It's fantastic, and then you run out of money

[crystal osprey]

I mean honestly I’ve had just, terrible luck with men so maybe I’m the problem

[hazy kestrel]

I’m already reading the Arthurian romances. I might as well go all in.

[acoustic pebble]

Nah gotta be more classy:

"Oi muckah, wanna get absolutely fahking STIMMED??"

[visual vortex]

If she says yes you need to tear your socks off and let the dogs breathe

And they need to be swollen and purple to attract her

[crystal osprey]

That’s why the barista is here, for her money and to be played

[modest flume]

[vivid zinc]

I like to coo at them like a pigeon and strut around purposely in the peripheral vision. 100% success rate.

[acoustic pebble]

Gotta do the bow legged walk too

[woven sigil]

Playing girls is not it, chief

[modest flume]

Nah, everyone has different tastes, simple as

[crystal osprey]

What about approaching her with your super cool desertech wolverine rifle

[ancient tinsel]

Like Jagger

[sly quest]

You are absolutely not. I’m sure you will get the best treatment ever very soon, you deserve so much, and you’re absolutely perfect just the way you are 🤍🤍🤍

[acoustic pebble]

More than that

[vivid zinc]

Head pokey/bob motion too. Forgetting that is a deal breaker.

[modest flume]

I'd want to get someone flowers/small gifts just because it shows I went out of my way to show they're on my mind

[visual vortex]

I like to stare at people from across a room to the point of having them feel their stomach drop

[crystal osprey]

Thank you but lowkey I’ve got mental issues from the only man I’ve loved so idk if I’m even like, capable of that

[acoustic pebble]

If you forget that, she'll probably just shoot ya

[formal mortar]

I feel like slapping a booty

Gonna go do it

[vivid zinc]

Ur gonna turn someone into a lamp shade aren't ya?

[visual vortex]

Staring at someone from across a room and breathing heavily yet silently while having rage-filled eyes is very charismatic

[woven sigil]

Ngl, this chat reads like all the bad choices one makes before deciding not to bother chasing a partner anymore and it's weird to see it from the other side

[crystal osprey]

Rager rizz

[ancient tinsel]

Men are garbage. Take it from one. Well. Everyone is kinda garbage these days in the younger gens. Everyone is always comparing each other and thinking they can do better.

Meanwhile my papa and nana got married after 5 days of knowing one another and we're married for 71 years

[visual vortex]

I think everyone sucks

But we can be less suck

[vivid zinc]

To a point. It's about finding someone that's compatible with your specific brand of suck

[modest flume]

People just have low quality of character, man or woman, and being chronically online and filling your head with unrealistic standards/expectations, especially receiving but not giving, does not help anyone

Instead of waiting for someone else to act, you do it

[ancient tinsel]

I think tech and social media fucked everyone's social norms on dating and thinking what's meant for them and what they're entitled to

[fair bridge]

imagine being the one sitting here with a loving partner reading this chat while also listening to him complain about how the bathroom fan isn't doing anything because my bathroom trips are becoming increasingly more disruptive

[sly quest]

I understand, relationships are very complex and I’m glad you’re taking it slow and not rushing yourself into anything, I’m sure when you’re mentally and physically ready, you will get a loving partner that would worship the ground you walk on, you deserve that after all. We are still so extremely young, so please don’t overthink relationships and being “loved.” Because you are loved already anyways, by everyone around you.

[crystal osprey]

I don’t want better I just wanted him and I was accepting of any issues but turns out it all went to shit and I might be permanently mentally scarred 👍

[visual vortex]

And listening to yes-men

[modest flume]

I don't mean you, naturally

[formal mortar]

Gf said "what are you doing over here" and then I slapped the booty and she said "ah, that" i am fulfilled and can rest easy tonight

[woven sigil]

Women can be garbage too. It's not exclusive, people are just kinda cunts at this point

[visual vortex]

Holy fuck dont listen to yes-men directly

[modest flume]

You as in in general

[crystal osprey]

Very sweet, I gotta try to just move on even though it has been deadass soooooo bad

[vivid zinc]

She thinks ur a Skyrim gooner

[woven sigil]

My condolences

[ancient tinsel]

One Slap Man

ONE SLAAAAAAPPP

[sly quest]

I’m here for you, you can do it gorgeous

[modest flume]

You're doing absolutely fine

[fair bridge]

i'm sending it through the walls like wifi i don't know what's going on with my stomach

[crystal osprey]

I WISH

BUT NO

[visual vortex]

Lock in

You'll survive

[crystal osprey]

And thank you very much

[vivid zinc]

Only advice you should listen to anyone from here about bad breakup recovery is take as long as you need to heal and fuck what anyone else thinks about it

[woven sigil]

Could be lactose or gluten intolerance or any other number of things

[formal mortar]

Get a man that can treat you better but also treat him well too

[crystal osprey]

I’ve been taking so long and I’m still basically dysfunctional

It’s weird

I don’t know

[modest flume]

No one said it'd be easy

[sly quest]

OF COURSE BUNNY DOLL

[visual vortex]

And then post a video online of you eating glue to exercise free will like me

[ancient tinsel]

My relationship with my girlfriend improved immensely once she lowered her social media use and we saw a couples counselor that told her she needed to stop thinking her life is a Disney movie. Or will be. Go see older therapists. They'll tell you real advice from grounded perspectives untainted by influencera

[vivid zinc]

Took 5 years for me after my last really serious relationship. It gets better but it takes time. Everyone is different. Just be patient with urself.

[fair bridge]

i like to think i gave myself a gluten intolerance by drinking shit beer with my buddies for the past 2 years

i could sue i bet

[modest flume]

It isn't , but trying still puts you ahead

[woven sigil]

Not sure it works like that Mal

[crystal osprey]

I’m sorry to hear that sounds like a lot of time to recover

[visual vortex]

Remember guys

You could be the beetle i saw when i was walking down the street

[marsh iris]

i tolerate glutes

[crystal osprey]

It was nothing like that personally

[vivid zinc]

Yeah dead baby n all that. Was a big deal. But I don't really wanna talk about that stuff.

[woven sigil]

Aye, can relate. Been 6 years since my last one

[crystal osprey]

At least I don’t think so

[visual vortex]

He got cucked and tried to commit suicide by walking in endless circles

Dont be him

[crystal osprey]

That’s ok I just hope you’re alright now

[fair bridge]

i might have a can of it now but it seems a little late

[crystal osprey]

Is that how beetles work

[vivid zinc]

Thanks! You too!

[visual vortex]

Pretty much

If you arent the strongest you suck

And then the dudes get depressed snd want to die

[formal mortar]

That beetle was listening to Mr. Brightside

[fair bridge]

i wish i could drink like half of a beer and save the rest for later while keeping the carbonation

[modest flume]

No, you

[fair bridge]

this is bullshit

[vivid zinc]

more like 6 months here for me but IDK man I'm in my late 30s now and it's just not the same

[crystal osprey]

Dude why are beetles’ lives so sad

[ancient tinsel]

Everyone heals at different rates. Some people say it takes half the time your last relationship was to heal. But I think that's crap. Sometimes you heal in relationships. I was broken up for 2 months after last bad breakup.

[visual vortex]

Male octopus crack a female and then get suicidal too

[ancient tinsel]

Been with my now girlfriend for 6 years. Longest of all my relationships

[crystal osprey]

Why

[visual vortex]

I think they just stop eating and purposefully swim to sharks

[modest flume]

Sometimes you don't really heal either

[woven sigil]

Even in your early 30s it don't feel the same tbh, I feel well seperated from that sort of thing at this point an it feels almost like an abstract concept

[visual vortex]

We dont know

[modest flume]

Shit is hard

[formal mortar]

Child support

[visual vortex]

Life fulfilled i guess

[ancient tinsel]

I don't think you ever FULLY heal. Everyone just holds scars different. I definitely still hold some betrayal.

But

[crystal osprey]

Some animals really get depressed easily

Oh

[ancient tinsel]

My girlfriend also accepts my weirdness more than past girls

[crystal osprey]

Me

[sly quest]

That’s great news:) hope you guys grow old and happy together

[crystal osprey]

Shit

[vivid zinc]

Kind of. It's like doing the same thing over again with a different variation. Doesn't feel new or even genuine to me anymore.

[visual vortex]

A lot of animals are

[modest flume]

Then I'm happy for both of you

That takes a lot of maturity

[crystal osprey]

I don’t know how I could like, function with this

I’m bad at this

[visual vortex]

I know fiddler crabs are fucked up becsuse the female ones keep on breeding with the males with the biggest claw

[ancient tinsel]

Therapy. I saw a therapist.

[visual vortex]

And by claw i mean singular one

Those mfers look like the l4d charger

[ancient tinsel]

And they told me it's not my responsibility to hold feelings that were forced on me.

[quaint moss]

kerbal

[woven sigil]

Aye, well thats it innit, you've been there done that an after a point, can't be bothered to waste time on it any longer. If it happens, great, if it doesn't, well, not gonna waste time chasing it

[visual vortex]

Space program

[ancient tinsel]

I practice stoicism now.

[quaint moss]

kerbal social sciences

[formal mortar]

Kerbal Date Program

[visual vortex]

KSP 2

Abandoned on launch

[ancient tinsel]

Practice being grateful for things, don't look for perfection, and be kind and forgiving to yourself.

And you'll attract someone awesome.

[vivid zinc]

Welcome to my life: retreading the same ground over again except it's boring. Ugh. I am so bored with my life.

[somber stream]

You may attract a female with a roll of cheese

[visual vortex]

Dress up as bigfoot and scare people

[marsh iris]

isnt that from some handbook

[somber stream]

Yes

[marsh iris]

[crystal osprey]

Become like ogryn and just help people with your superior muscles

[marsh iris]

drops some cheese

[visual vortex]

it's you may fascinate a woman i think

[woven sigil]

Not sure bored of life is the way to look at it, bored with the lack of progress however, yeah that's reasonable

[vivid zinc]

I'd dress up as a scary clown instead, I used to freak out my best friend with a sinister clown laugh cuz she was terrified of clowns

[somber stream]

Nvm actually, you may attract both gender with a roll of cheese

[somber stream]

Same deal! But yes you are correct

[crystal osprey]

All I wanted was a husband a dog and a house btw

[visual vortex]

Spellbook inclusivity update?!

[crystal osprey]

How do you get depressed from that

[formal mortar]

Thinking of working out to get swole and selling flowers

[ancient tinsel]

Very attainable. You'll get those.

[crystal osprey]

I was NOT asking for much

[somber stream]

Sooooooo progressive rn 💅

[marsh iris]

progressive witchcraft

[visual vortex]

Quarterly earnings are BOOSTING 🤑

[crystal osprey]

Unfortunately I like men with a lot of baggage and mental issues or something idk

[woven sigil]

Progressive music

[blazing ibex]

"I can fix him."

[visual vortex]

Californian clap stomp hey music

[woven sigil]

quietly walks away from chat

[formal mortar]

That's a problem

[vivid zinc]

No. Bored with life. I don't like video games as much, I don't find drinking as fun. Getting stoned feels like a stopgap for boredom. I need a change. A big one.

[crystal osprey]

Weirdly I never ever thought about “fixing” anything

[sly quest]

Well, that might be what you’re doing wrong.

[crystal osprey]

Idk just not my mentality

[vivid zinc]

I'm not sad or depressed I'm just completely fucking bored

[sly quest]

You don’t ask for much, you don’t get much.

[ancient tinsel]

I hear the Army is recruiting. FOR THE GUARD

[crystal osprey]

Idk I don’t really want much specific

[visual vortex]

Military 🤤

[somber stream]

Self manifest your destiny besties, waiting for a miracle isn't the current meta

[marsh iris]

i dont want to fix anything, i want the thing to make me worse

[somber stream]

Nobody is going to save you, but yourselves

[vivid zinc]

Turn me into corpse starch senpai! UwU

[ancient tinsel]

Or, you can try going and teach English abroad

[visual vortex]

I am ready to die 🙏

[modest flume]

Motorbike

[visual vortex]

For country

[ancient tinsel]

My girlfriend and I are starting a business in China

[somber stream]

Ew

Fish, ew

[ancient tinsel]

I go to Shanghai in October. That's my "big change". For boredom.

[somber stream]

Nationalism? In the big 2026?

[ancient tinsel]

Bay area in California is very boring.

Like it's a bunch of coding programmers that have no lives

And no business stay open late

[visual vortex]

Cant a young fish get a lil patriotic?

[ancient tinsel]

And the ones that do are only boba shops

[vivid zinc]

I'll probably just move back to the west coast and spend more time in nature, less time on the computer

[ancient tinsel]

Im so tired of boba

[marsh iris]

time to collect my quasedilla

[potent sage]

honestly space marine 2 isnt that bad as people say

[somber stream]

Oh you're young still? Then i suppose some experience won't hurt

[potent sage]

yeah theres like barely any new, fresh content

[delicate vapor]

Mopping the floors and feeling like doro

[somber stream]

Go right ahead! Join the navy, see the world

[potent sage]

and the writing is ass

[visual vortex]

I was referencing that one meme

[solar escarp]

space marine 2's loop of counters and potshots is not fun

[potent sage]

and most of the good customization options are locked behind DLC

[visual vortex]

Of i think tony stark in court

[delicate vapor]

New patch soon but that’s pretty much it

[formal mortar]

COUNTER

[solar escarp]

spamming either r or q constantly is not fun.

[potent sage]

the gameplay is pretty fun

[ancient tinsel]

I tried playing SM2. Uninstalled and refunded and came right back to Darktide

[solar escarp]

or.. e

[visual vortex]

I do want to join the navy and lick rocks from other countries

[vivid zinc]

People play as a Space Marine for the power fantasy. Not the counter attack/parry simulator

[visual vortex]

That would be fun

[modest flume]

I've moved out of the city just for a lifestyle change and tbh I don't regret it

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

i should install it to poop on people in pvp again

[ancient tinsel]

What city

[solar escarp]

shoulda made it more ARPG

[somber stream]

Hell yeah? That sounds awesome wtf

[solar escarp]

and less ddr

[ancient tinsel]

I left NYC and don't regret it.

That place fuckin sucks

[visual vortex]

I am a simple man with simple desires

[crystal osprey]

Maybe I should just

[modest flume]

I'm from Brooklyn

[ancient tinsel]

NYC is the most overrated shithole in our country.

[vivid zinc]

I miss living in nature, I don't belong in a city. It's not good for me.

[crystal osprey]

Idk

Idk what to do w

[modest flume]

Both coasts are shitholes tbh

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[ancient tinsel]

Oh sick. I lived in Greenpoint

Then LIC

[modest flume]

Finding somewhere in-between is the key

[ancient tinsel]

Then got the hell out

[potent sage]

the bosses are really easy which is very disappointing because they look very cool, but at the same time that adds to the cool power fantasy?

[formal mortar]

Did you have to leave a brick on your toilet seat to keep the skaven from coming in to your apartment?

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[crystal osprey]

I do not have “I can fix him” mentality so idk why I ended up in this shite

[modest flume]

Modern amenities but not being in the ass-end of nowhere

[ancient tinsel]

Nah, I lived in the bougie skyrise apartments. 43rd floor.

[potent sage]

guys for puppy play my gf microchipped me

[vivid zinc]

Already have but had to move due to a 99% vacancy rate for the entire city 🙁 It's a bit better now though.

[potent sage]

in the neck

[ancient tinsel]

My rent was insane. 6K a month

[potent sage]

is she allowed to do that

[visual vortex]

Crazy

[formal mortar]

I know people who lived in those and still had rats come out the toilet

[visual vortex]

I went to nyc once

[modest flume]

Why wouldn't she?

[potent sage]

true

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

probably yeah

[ancient tinsel]

It was my bucket list move. I gave NYC a year and a half.

[vivid zinc]

ohhh scat rats coming for some forbidden jerky

[visual vortex]

A homeless guy yelled at me for not giving him money with a piss cup

And then shot a dirty needle full of drugs up his arm and died

[ancient tinsel]

I enjoy being here in the Bay Area much more. Weather is superior. Nature access is superior. They don't charge me for walking out my door

[visual vortex]

So yeah 10/10 city

[ancient tinsel]

LMAO

[potent sage]

that adds to the charm

[ancient tinsel]

Last time I went to NYC I saw a guy in a wheelchair OD'ing. In midtown

[somber stream]

Is fent lean exclusive to one city in America or is it a nation-wide thing

[delicate vapor]

true NYC

[blazing ibex]

Queens.

[ancient tinsel]

It's everywhere. Fent lean

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like Vancouver

[somber stream]

Ayyyy

[modest flume]

My condolences

[solar escarp]

Don't much care what kind of pariah it makes me here, but laughing and joking about OD'ing homeless people's a bad look.

[visual vortex]

Usually northern to make bank

[formal mortar]

Is goop new person or old person new name or person i just never seen before

[modest flume]

[ancient tinsel]

Oh boy, I'm going to Vancouver in July

[visual vortex]

Then is shipped downwind

[marsh iris]

is that a peepee

[somber stream]

I've seen the footages, quite depressive actually

[potent sage]

yeah im new

[vivid zinc]

Stay away from East Hasting lol and Surrey.

[modest flume]

[visual vortex]

Oh the rustbelt?

Yeah

[somber stream]

To voluntarily expose yourself like that

No the leaners

[formal mortar]

Thanks pal

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah

[ancient tinsel]

Now in California they're trying to kick out all the people living in RVs

[somber stream]

The fuck?

[modest flume]

Goop is Ant!/Abbyoccasion

[visual vortex]

They also defunded the police in NYV

[potent sage]

no im not gng

[visual vortex]

NYV

[potent sage]

idk who that is

[visual vortex]

NYC

[vivid zinc]

Taht'll be a lot of lost revenue. RVs cost a lot to run.

[visual vortex]

fuck first try

[somber stream]

You've got it in the end, well done fish

[visual vortex]

Thank you

Sometimes it takes effort for me

[somber stream]

I don't care much about the popo but kicking people in RVs?

Why?

[ancient tinsel]

Nah. These are people that buy RVs from like the 80s. They basically haul them to residential streets and never drive them anywhere. Just live in them illegally on the road.

[keen moon]

has the skulls event always been at the end of the month?

[vivid zinc]

Oh that's different lol

[ancient tinsel]

At my old apartment, a row of RVs lived behind the USPS office next door. People would open their front door and shit onto the street

[somber stream]

Oh illegal parkers, that's understandable

[keen moon]

could have sworn it was early may last time

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-jesse-walter-white-heisenberg-gif-4141186781977446474

[somber stream]

I think there are paid parking lots for RVs in the state iirc?

[ancient tinsel]

There are

But these people don't want to pay

They're like the rich homeless

[formal mortar]

We have a new event?

[somber stream]

Kick them

Kick the bastards

[visual vortex]

Ive seen rich homeless

[vivid zinc]

So have I, my city has a few loaded panhandlers

[visual vortex]

I knew a guy that chilled outside the dairy queens in a shopping carf

[marsh iris]

messiah in training

[somber stream]

Living in RV doesn't sound all that bad tbh, i've seen people pay for "apartments" in the UK

[visual vortex]

The city got so sick of him just napping in the cart that they made him be put in a normal house

[formal mortar]

Imagine training to be a messiah instead of just being one, I could never

[somber stream]

1.5k sterling pounds a month in exchanged for a cramped space with a kitchen cabinet filled with maggots and decay

[delicate vapor]

15 ragers 4 silent crushers

[visual vortex]

He was loaded but he just didnt really want to do anything but eat icecream ig

[vivid zinc]

Oh man that opens a can of worms lol

[visual vortex]

He got free icecream often

[formal mortar]

And diabetes

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/life-of-brian-gif-11561512

[visual vortex]

He wasnt overweight or anything

I think he just wandered around but his base was outside the dairy queen in the forest

[vivid zinc]

U talking about KJU?

[formal mortar]

You can be skinny and be diabetic

[visual vortex]

No some rich homeless guy

[visual vortex]

Dw he was too locked in

[misty trench]

yeah bloke I knew was skinny af when he found out he was diabetic the hard way (he's yoked af now)

[obsidian wren]

Just met a playtester

Veteran named george

[visual vortex]

First time?

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[misty trench]

don't meet playtesters, they're all terrible players

[obsidian wren]

Yeah

[obsidian wren]

This one was good gg

[visual vortex]

Same with the ones with the 21st set

[vivid zinc]

Did you ask to spoon? I would have asked to spoon...

[visual vortex]

But yknow if i had it

Curious george

[formal mortar]

Girl I knew was tiny and skinny, diabetic. I found out the hard way when I offered her some of my very sugary smoothie and she crashed

[misty trench]

ok well that AquilaTheHun guy is a really bad one

[obsidian wren]

Bicurious george

[obsidian wren]

Noted

[formal mortar]

She had me worried I killed her

[acoustic pebble]

"WHY DO ALL THE POLITICIANS HOG ALL THE GOOD MISSILES?!"

[delicate vapor]

[misty trench]

oh shit lmao that'd give me a fuckin' heart attack

[obsidian wren]

Bitch made a steak so good i had to kill her on the spot

[delicate vapor]

steak

[visual vortex]

Average country song plot

[acoustic pebble]

My neighbor made a good steak. And now I recieve less noise complaints

[misty trench]

country music be like "it's hard living out in rural places like the Dallas central business district"

[vivid zinc]

Don't forget about ur gf leaving for you a guy with a bigger truck so you drank yourself to sleep

[woven sigil]

New environment mate. That's what you need

[visual vortex]

The men singers always talk about tractors and windows down and moonshine

[acoustic pebble]

Country music titles be like: "I kissed my sweetie with my fist"

[hazy kestrel]

Meet a nice lady

[visual vortex]

And then the women ones are like

"Oh no i shot my husband and he died"

[woven sigil]

Well, it's better than the Bobbit's

[solar escarp]

Maybe we could have a conversation with fewer people killing their partner, eh.

[misty trench]

when those abs aren't bullet proof 😔

[acoustic pebble]

Country music is the hallmark channel of music

[potent sage]

moid

[solar escarp]

As hilarious as domestic abuse isn't.

[visual vortex]

It's like the perception fallout video

[woven sigil]

And I go reet back out again

[visual vortex]

He drinks moonshine and it pours out the bullet holes

[misty trench]

ok tbf this isn't riffing on domestic abuse, it's riffing on country music

[visual vortex]

He didnt actually die by the gun wound but rather the lack of moonshine

[vivid zinc]

It's not about the DV, it's about how absurd the genre is for awful, depressing shit

[solar escarp]

she made a good steak, he had to kill her?

[visual vortex]

What?

[solar escarp]

I am missing something, clearly.

[potent sage]

americana bluegrass has gotta be the most hardest shit ever

[visual vortex]

Iconoclast got into the cough syrup

[obsidian wren]

Just joined to a zealot hitting a crusher more than 10 times to kill it

[potent sage]

when the louisianian creolite spirit lowk violating ur ears

[obsidian wren]

I

[visual vortex]

Metal gear senator armstrong fight

[misty trench]

would you feel better if he said "waiter was awesome and that's why I didn't leave a tip"?

[obsidian wren]

Funny part is

[potent sage]

leon trotsky ❤️

[obsidian wren]

It was with a crusher

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t tip.

Maybe I should. But eh.

[solar escarp]

fuck it. Not the first time this community's leaned in on sus shit. Y'all can have it.

[visual vortex]

Steam reviews always say shit like this

[misty trench]

...factually accurate

[visual vortex]

"Game good, loading screen too long. Perfect but gotta make it negative for this"

[tender horizon]

What sus shit are we doing

[obsidian wren]

Why is icon butthurt about harmless stuff brotato

[misty trench]

steam reviews be like "it's not that fun" at 13 billion hours

[acoustic pebble]

My steam review for the Hive Scum DLC:

"Not admech - Positive review"

[potent sage]

the infantilic disorder of left-communism was actually about leon trotsky not tipping at jewish emigre restaurants and promptly getting soup spilled on him

[visual vortex]

I have this steam review saved

[vivid zinc]

Cuz we making fun of country music's awful subject matter lol

[visual vortex]

I think the original giy that made it took it down

[obsidian wren]

The dating sim players that have 10k hours

[visual vortex]

But it was for piggy poggy pog

[vivid zinc]

That's a thing?

[misty trench]

I am half tempted to change my VT2 review to "no replay value" (6k hours)

[acoustic pebble]

Steam reviews be like: "This game made me lose my wife - positive review"

[obsidian wren]

Unfortunately

[obsidian wren]

Average valheim review

[visual vortex]

I should change my reviews to just poetry

[acoustic pebble]

Common Arma 3 review

[formal mortar]

https://youtu.be/jkKn5HrKgHQ?si=MWfqH4GoSRS_aTBd

[vivid zinc]

I can't imagine putting 10k hours into some looped weird anime girl dating sim lol. That's insane.

[formal mortar]

Perfect country song

[misty trench]

"I had to choose between my wife and this game" -person who has never spoken to a woman

[visual vortex]

I saw this game on steam called girl gun 2

[obsidian wren]

They were born to goon

[visual vortex]

The top review was something like

Actually

I probably shouldnt say what it said

[vivid zinc]

Most people just play modded skyrim lol

[obsidian wren]

The lusty argonian maid

[vivid zinc]

Which volume? 8 was my favorite

[obsidian wren]

I never read it lmao

[vivid zinc]

Same lol

[misty trench]

I tip but it's like, I disagree with the concept of tipping culture in North America for sure

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not gonna tip when I pick up my food lmao

[modest flume]

"This game made me become a responsible adult"

• negative

[visual vortex]

I live here and i dont tip unless that waiter makes that food delivery the best shit imaginable

Im talking a full ballet dance

[misty trench]

like tips should just be to give someone a bonus because you're feeling generous or they did an insanely good job, not because you know that poor bastard is gonna starve if he doesn't get enough

[hazy kestrel]

I agree

[visual vortex]

The minimum wage employee watching as I press the no tip button:

[delicate vapor]

Hmm ice cream or burritos hmm

[formal mortar]

Let them starve but to the tune of Let It Go

[misty trench]

me at life when I turned 26

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

But I’m of the opinion that waiters and the like already get plenty of tips from everyone else most likely

[visual vortex]

Fish

[delicate vapor]

Vhichh vhan

[hazy kestrel]

And they don’t get taxed on them

[vivid zinc]

Lick the buttons and maintain eye contact to assert dominance

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Salmon or blue gill

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Lean over and lick their eyeball

Assert dominance

[misty trench]

I'll admit when I was doing pizza delivery, delivering to people who were drunk or high was always the best because they'd give you insane tips

[formal mortar]

There is a place where I live where the waiter is paid a minimum of $21.50 an hour

That is their entry level

[hazy kestrel]

In this case, I’d argue they don’t need tips as much as they fish for them.

[misty trench]

drunk bros hitting you with the "not all heroes wear capes bruv" when you pull up with their meat lovers with extra cheese and like 5 sides of wings

[hazy kestrel]

But that’s just my 2 cents

[formal mortar]

They never ask for tips at those restaraunts

[visual vortex]

Whenever i get to write on the checks or receipts i always draw a funny bald guy in a hat and sunglasses with an absurdly long chin over the tip line

[formal mortar]

But they work their asses off more than those that do ask, so I always tip them

[vivid zinc]

Depends on cost of living in the area $21.50 might sound decent but it could be one of those "I make 150k a year and 135 of it goes to rent" situations

[hazy kestrel]

Heisenberg…

[hazy kestrel]

True

[woven sigil]

Thats pretty rare though in all fairness

[visual vortex]

👀

[formal mortar]

The $21.50 more than covers the cost of living in that area

[woven sigil]

21 bucks an hour for being a waiter is very reasonable, even by EU standards

In fact, good even

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight pals.

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams personman

[vivid zinc]

Depends, really. It could also be to cover for excessive commute times if there's zero vacancy in the area.

[potent sage]

a lot of people in north america rely on tips to make ends meet

[visual vortex]

I will protect you from the sea hag

[pseudo terrace]

i started out at 20 bucks an hour when i began my apprenticeship

[hazy kestrel]

But what if she’s hot?

[visual vortex]

She isnt

[hazy kestrel]

Oh. :(

[potent sage]

if i dont tip, i'll feel bad because i've probably condemned the worker who made my commodity to the streets

[visual vortex]

She appears and begins choking you in sleep paralysis

But dont worry

Ill protect you

[hazy kestrel]

That’s kinda hot?

[vivid zinc]

If you drink enough she'll turn into a mermaid

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

[formal mortar]

Over $20 an hour is a good wage here

[visual vortex]

She's old (not in the hot way)

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

:(

[visual vortex]

8(

[formal mortar]

What if she turns into a merman?

[potent sage]

tipping culture and the crisis of the permanent underclass in america is terrible but im not gonna be like trotsky and go "tipping is demanding to the dignity of a workingman!!!! aaaauugh i hate tipping 🤬 its bourgeosie!!"

[vivid zinc]

What if you're into older, wrinkly women? Who are we to assume your tastes my friend?

[misty trench]

over 20 an hour is a good wage here but you're still not affording shit

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not. :(

[delicate vapor]

Customer states: trumpet sounds when they drive

[visual vortex]

Im not

[pseudo terrace]

i like souping up my vehicles, 20 an hour doesn’t even scratch the itch

[visual vortex]

I like older women

[formal mortar]

I dunno how to say bourgeosie

[marsh iris]

eldritch women

[hazy kestrel]

Close enough

[visual vortex]

But not bags of bones that breathe cobwebs and the first pope's lipstick

[somber stream]

HOT

[delicate vapor]

Same

[formal mortar]

It got autocorrected to spell instead of say

[vivid zinc]

I bet you like them with as much loose skin as Fat Bastard post-diet. So you can use them as a sail, like one of those gliding lizards.

[potent sage]

in the U.S, 20 dollars an hour is livable in the states but requires a ton of restrictive budgeting

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[potent sage]

you still live like a college student outside of college

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

I like shaking them and hearing them rattle

[modest flume]

"boo-jwah"

[visual vortex]

But i wouldnt date one

[lone charm]

I am so glad I got back into legos last year. I forgot how much fun they are, especially once you start deviating from original plans.

[modest flume]

But the J is soft

[potent sage]

bor-jwah-zee is Bourgeoisie

[obsidian wren]

I know one...

[formal mortar]

Not in my area, cost of living is very low here

[misty trench]

yeah like 20 an hour will get you your groceries and stuff here no worries but man you're gonna be struggling on rent if you ain't got a bunch of roommates

[marsh iris]

burgers

[delicate vapor]

Think over here the job I worked at with my aunt paid me $36 an hour

[vivid zinc]

Expensive as all hell though

[misty trench]

and if you actually own a place the property taxes will make you feel like you're renting but it's 10 years ago

[visual vortex]

Lego 8)

Hhahahaha

Lego

🤤

Yummy tire

[formal mortar]

All my bills are covered after 1 week of work

[delicate vapor]

Consume the Lego

[lone charm]

Very. It’s why I mostly stick to small sets or things I can get on sale. Preferably both.

[misty trench]

all my bills are covered from paycheck to paycheck

[visual vortex]

No you chew on the tire

[potent sage]

owning property as a working class prole in the big 26' 🫩 🤞🏽

[modest flume]

felt

[vivid zinc]

I suggest burglary. Steal lego from the children. You can be known as the bricked up bandit!

[delicate vapor]

Eye sea

[lone charm]

”I am a colorful and chewy Polly pocket tshirt and god is a hungry four year old girl.”

[modest flume]

It's why I work 60+ fuckin hours a week

[visual vortex]

Ive wanted to build a lego city

[woven sigil]

There is a possibility, but in no world is that a bad paycheck for that job. It's half that here, you wont see better than that unless you're doing silver service

[formal mortar]

Time to play some games

[lone charm]

To quote Rogal dorn: No.

[visual vortex]

And be a god to them

[delicate vapor]

Mind games

[potent sage]

north american rent culture is a genuine emulation of labour-power dynamics from 1900s weimar germany 😭

[delicate vapor]

Steal legos and Pokémon cards from adults

[misty trench]

I am VERY lucky my partner owns our place but cost of living makes it practically impossible to actually save money, hella restricted budget atm

[potent sage]

im not playing

[visual vortex]

Fight the scalpers

[vivid zinc]

You mean scalpers ❤️

[woven sigil]

Oh I see we're about 5 minutes away from political bullshit.

[woven sigil]

Disgusting

[lone charm]

Beating up scalpers and taking product from them is a correct and moral action.

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[potent sage]

that's very nice for you !

[vivid zinc]

G8 B8 M8 8/8

[nocturne bloom]

ragebaiting people in LoL chat is so fun

[potent sage]

im trying to save up with what little wages in between for some new furniture off of facebook marketplace

[marsh iris]

scalp the scalpers

[misty trench]

"THIS ISN'T POLITICAL AND I'M NOT ANGRY I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS" - man with a red face and steam coming out of his ears on a political talkshow

[potent sage]

liberal... liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal

alex jones gif

[lone charm]

Scalp the scalpers and then sell the scalps back to them at outrageous prices so they know how it feels.

[visual vortex]

He's like the red mustache guy from looney toons

[misty trench]

anyway all I'm saying is

[nocturne bloom]

went 13 and 4 as mord mid and had enough room to camp the junglers camps

[woven sigil]

Please do not ping me. K thanks.

[misty trench]

society could stand to improve somewhat

[visual vortex]

My bed could improve

[misty trench]

same

[marsh iris]

Hurry while stocks rot

[visual vortex]

Do people actually buy the scalped pokemon sets

[vivid zinc]

I got a cali queen memory foam mattress and 1500 thread count sheets

[visual vortex]

I feel like they buy them from each other

[delicate vapor]

Low ball

[rain idol]

1930s train whistle angry

[modest flume]

I don't have memory foam but I do have something similar

[lone charm]

“Look mate. Either you pay me for your bloody hair piece or I sell it as emergency rations to that big lovely bastard over there for a shiny rock he thinks looks cool.”

[visual vortex]

I need a morgue corpse storage as my bedset and hay as my bed

[modest flume]

But that's because it's the minimum for our stature

[marsh iris]

the scalp circle jerking

[vivid zinc]

memory foam is really good for the back

[visual vortex]

I can also settle for a racecar bed

[visual vortex]

I know nobody buys them and thsy get angry

[modest flume]

sign me the fuck up

My back is killing me, especially with sciatica flare ups

[vivid zinc]

ouch

[marsh iris]

GOOD.

[vivid zinc]

Yeah get a memory foam mattress, look online for a good price n density

[potent sage]

it COULD but that would make defense contractors, private prison industries, shareholders, massive corporate asset holders, petite politicians, state church institutions, oil companies, lobbyists, foreign diplomatic pacts, military generals, the presidents and leaders of the west, and private equity land firms sad 🥺

[visual vortex]

I want to design a trampoline to be my bed

[modest flume]

Noted

I definitely trust your word considering we have such similar stature

[vivid zinc]

How stoned are you?

[visual vortex]

Huh?

[vivid zinc]

Are the snozzberries snozzing?

[visual vortex]

No

[potent sage]

that would be uncomfortable i think

[visual vortex]

I just used to fall asleep on mine

[lone charm]

Counterpoint: Fuck ‘em.

[modest flume]

What about a memory foam cover? @vivid zinc

[potent sage]

what if u try to go to sleep and u start bouncing

[visual vortex]

You dont

[potent sage]

trvthnvke

[potent sage]

yeah but what if u do

[somber stream]

Bounce more

[vivid zinc]

Works too but not as good, if u get a topper make sure it's a thick one

[visual vortex]

Makes it more fun

[potent sage]

not if ur sleeping

[somber stream]

Till you’re tired enough to sleep

[visual vortex]

Yes

[modest flume]

noted

[visual vortex]

I like it

[lone charm]

As the man once said: Some people deserve a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of brick. Covered in spikes. That’s on fire.

[delicate vapor]

Shall indulge in this slurpee

[visual vortex]

I think

[vivid zinc]

As a 6'5 200-210lb guy memory foam mattresses have saved my back big time

[misty trench]

#general-chat message

[visual vortex]

A cabinet could make a nice bed

[lone charm]

🤘

[modest flume]

I know

I'm 6'4 at similar weight

[potent sage]

trvthnvke #2

[vivid zinc]

So would a fridge if you don't mind the creepy vibes xD

[visual vortex]

We sjould

Make a bed

In s cabinet

[vivid zinc]

"where do you sleep?" "In my chest freezer"

Real turn on

[visual vortex]

So you cab close in

And take a nap

[delicate vapor]

A bed of cats

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like a hospital visit

[marsh iris]

how to get your lady to love cats

[lone charm]

Entirely off topic and it’ll never happen, but I’d pay good money if you could have your convict made into a miniature by GW.

I am now red!

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

Now be blue

[marsh iris]

now bro gonna just lurk

[lone charm]

I’ll try not to just lurk.

But I will post my lad now.

[vivid zinc]

As long as your class exists on TT you could mold a model to your liking? Sculpt the face and all that fun stuff

[marsh iris]

😔

[lone charm]

TT?

[vivid zinc]

table top

[formal mortar]

Tater tots

[vivid zinc]

mmmm tater tots

[lone charm]

Ah. I’ll admit my crack habit is more cardboard than plastic.

[obsidian wren]

Double t's

[delicate vapor]

Ater tots

[lone charm]

[vivid zinc]

I could go for some tater tots, gravy, shredded cheese and ground beef

[obsidian wren]

Say 'T' twice very fast

[lone charm]

Damnit. Now I want poutine.

[vivid zinc]

Even ghetto poutine is good lol

Best poutine has pulled pork and fresh cheese curds though

[distant oak]

I love eating cardboard

[delicate vapor]

Forgot my drink existed

[whole bough]

chat what weapons would fred durst use

[vivid zinc]

Crippling depression

[whole bough]

i feel like melee would be chainsword but also im bored of chainsword

[delicate vapor]

Lemon

[whole bough]

gun idk

[delicate vapor]

Lemon juice

[whole bough]

i mean ingame guys

[distant oak]

Friendship :)

[delicate vapor]

O

Chain axe

Dual wield

[vivid zinc]

He'd use a flamer 100%

[lone charm]

Bleh. Just realized it’s past midnight and I need to get up in 5 hours. Such is a life in retail.

[delicate vapor]

Felt that

[formal mortar]

Do you hear the hum?

[delicate vapor]

I remember doing an 8 hour with 2 hours of sleep

[formal mortar]

I can hear the hum

[delicate vapor]

17 me was going through it

[formal mortar]

I need music to not hear it

[obsidian wren]

Have you ever noticed that people in japan cant pronounce L's in any word

They cant say lemon

[delicate vapor]

Hold on

[brave slate]

They can't say LaLiLuLeLo

[delicate vapor]

Let me go ask my friend

[mystic fossil]

yo diddy bluds anyone know a good anime piracy sight? dm me i beg

[obsidian wren]

Its true

They end up saying remon

Thats not even racist

They just do that

[brave slate]

That's why their bottled lemonade drink is called Ramune

[delicate vapor]

Sent

[mystic fossil]

you so hot elios

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

i like hearing it when i hear it, quite relaxing

[formal mortar]

I hate it

[marsh iris]

ohmmmmm

[whole glade]

i hate carrying absol missions as snipr

[delicate vapor]

You trying to prestige him rn?

[whole glade]

yes bro...

[delicate vapor]

By far way better than leveling up heavy

[whole glade]

shit ass randos cant fucking parry

[delicate vapor]

I could help.. just my ping nerfs my potential if I join outside my region

[marsh iris]

sorry

[delicate vapor]

What

[jaunty path]

I love this sticker sm

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[lilac crag]

thief

[delicate vapor]

Bought a monster after 4 years

[delicate vapor]

Noob is awake

[misty trench]

wdym I've been awake this whole time

woke even

[somber stream]

Hmmmm breakfast

blueberry waffles

Blue waffle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[delicate vapor]

Dude

[true widget]

so late

12:03 am..

sleep?? or more darktide

decisions decisions

[hazy valley]

bard gang!! (I really like Bard in FFXIV too but I wish it had more music and less archery)

[graceful hamlet]

Yea but did you see the sick flip you’re getting?

[whole glade]

ITS FUCKING DECAP

C\FUCKING COVER ME

[delicate vapor]

the go to map for leveling

[hazy valley]

The Evolved form stuff looked SO cool

[graceful hamlet]

Right? I wish they could just add it to the game now

[whole glade]

NO SHIT ITS FUCKASS TEAMASS WHO DONT DO SHIT BUT JUST STARE LIKE THEIR A FUCKING CHARACTER

[hazy valley]

My friend lost her mind seeing the new Sky High Dragoon ability because they main tank but they love Dragoon so now whenever they're playing Dragoon they have something that can eat a tankbuster if timed right

[delicate vapor]

😭 ill join you if you want me to ill be nerfed cause of ping but i have a brain at least

[graceful hamlet]

I can’t wait to see how they handle the other jobs

Astro gonna be playing Yugioh

I doubt Picto will change much but at least I’ll have my hammer

[hazy valley]

I'm really eager to see what Hikaru Tamaki does with Machinist

OH BTW I GOT TO SEE MISTER PRIME IN PERSON AT FANFEST

[graceful hamlet]

It’s really fun in frontlines

[hazy valley]

Myself and a friend got pics with him and Foxclon

[graceful hamlet]

Lucky

[delicate vapor]

[graceful hamlet]

I should go to a fanfest, I’ve been playing since 2.0

[hazy valley]

I would definitely recommend it. It's so fun getting to do the little events and things. I wanted to sign up for the Glamoured to Life walk because I brought a very good cosplay this year but I missed the window for sign ups and then wasn't able to get one of the walk up slots either

[graceful hamlet]

Rip

[hazy valley]

I still had SO SO SO many people ask me to take pics

I got lots of pics with other cosplayers too

[graceful hamlet]

The staff mishandled the cosplay walk anyways so at least you got to show it off around the fest

[hazy valley]

I almost met Yoshi P at Vegas FanFest in 2023 but I was in line for water and was DYING of thirst. Yoshi P showed up next to that water station to meet fans at the Moon Loporrit Rave dance floor and he was gone before I finished getting my water

but I had been waiting in that line for water for SO LONG

[graceful hamlet]

I saw Soken and Keiko hit the dance floor too

[hazy valley]

Though my friend won a golden ticket in their goodie bag that year so we get to meet Koji Fox and Ishikawa

He brought me as his +1 LOL

[lilac crag]

hi cat!!!!!

[hazy valley]

hi alex!!!!!

[hazy valley]

also I joined in 5.3 I think? mid to late Shadowbringers when Shadowlands made WoW violently exploded

[graceful hamlet]

I wonder if Ishikawa will be at the next one, I presume they got her more involved for Evercold

[delicate vapor]

you still want an extra hand

[hazy valley]

I remember looking at FFXIV during Heavensward because I wanted to find an MMORPG with an engineer style class but my friends were all in WoW so I never committed to FFXIV

not until Shadowbringers when my friends came over too

[misty trench]

based

I wish WoW had a bard spec but alas

[graceful hamlet]

The good ole cast bars on phys ranged era

[hazy valley]

I hope so. Even in Dawntrail her writing is a stark contrast to the new writing team. She wrote the gondola scene in || Living Memory || with G'raha and it really shows

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, she’s just too good

I was hoping they had her on her own game but it doesn’t appear to be the case sadly

[hazy valley]

btw the G'raha Gondola event at Anaheim Fanfest was literally a cardboard cutout G'raha in a giant standee boat with a couch to sit in for posing with the cardboard cutout G'raha and it was a CONSTANT TWO HOUR WAIT LINE THE WHOLE TWO DAYS

[graceful hamlet]

Yea it’s G’raha

[hazy valley]

I'm not exaggerating that the second day it ended up with people so desperate for a pic with G'raha that an extra unofficial line was formed and it ended up being a THREE HOUR wait instead

[graceful hamlet]

Even Jonathan Bailey loves G’raha

[hazy valley]

I literally had to sit in that line through most of the Lyric Panel just to get my picture and sticker from that event

[graceful hamlet]

Aww the lyric panel was so good tho

[hazy valley]

it'd be really fun if they added one! tbh my fav thing about FFXIV bards is the music system they get because it's so fun getting surprised by people playing actual music through the instruments in game in the cities

even if most people doing that are using mods to autoplay it, though a few actual artists properly play their songs

[graceful hamlet]

The only thing they could really do song wise is Songstress

[hazy valley]

Koji Fox admitting he did almost ALL the vocalwork for Good King Moggle Mog makes me laugh. He was so into it too. I did that in a roulette recently and I couldn't unhear his voice there

[graceful hamlet]

I like that you can clearly hear Soken’s scream in Titan’s song

[hazy valley]

YEAH

the creative process for making songs is hilarious

[misty trench]

that's cool as hell, kinda like the system in warframe

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, there are people who multibox big bands too

[hazy valley]

Koji Fox sending a half-hearted sample through his iphone to Soken for a song, and Soken going "thank you this will be the one we use " and jumpscaring Koji is hilarious

[hazy valley]

it's fun because you'll find people on different instruments all playing different parts of a song together too!!

they always draw big crowds cheering them on in the cities

[misty trench]

I never got into FFXIV but mayhaps I should give it another shot some time

[graceful hamlet]

Koji being the only guy who knows the dragon language is funny too

[graceful hamlet]

Free trial includes one of the best final fantasy stories now

[jaunty path]

What happens after humanity is uploaded to the internet

or like

fully vr

[hazy valley]

ARR is the hardest part of the game tbh. It's VERY slow burn and for a lot of friends it didn't properly get exciting until they got into Heavensward

[graceful hamlet]

one of the best videogame stories too

ARR is like the worldbuilding prequel

[formal mortar]

I have juice

[hazy valley]

I'm insane so I took one single quote from an npc in Gridania (Mother Miounne) who says to never stop helping others no matter how big or small their problem seems and I took that too seriously, then I ended up doing every single quest in the game including maxing every single reputation, doing every trial, normal raid/alliance raid, side quests in all zones, etc.

So I was hooked even from ARR

[wintry fog]

I can't remember who was saying Ogryn is bad,
but twin-link is poggers on a ranged oggy build

[graceful hamlet]

I gotta go back and finish the ARR beast tribes

[hazy valley]

we had one FFXIV vet in our friend group who had been playing since early Stormblood and he thought I was not okay for being so in love with ARR LOL

[wintry fog]

Like, far better than brauto vet

[hazy valley]

Ixal took the longest but was my fav, Sylphs were the ones that made me the most upset tbh

[graceful hamlet]

Yea I did Kobolds and Amalja and was too lazy for the rest

[hazy valley]

Sylphs has a LOT of walking for their dailies later on

[graceful hamlet]

Yea the flying should help at least

procrastination wins again

[hazy valley]

but I've done all the allied society quests and have Yok Huy, Mamool Ja and Pelupelu maxed and complete for when they release the Dawntrail allied society quest

[graceful hamlet]

Yea I’m like a few days off from finishing the Yok Huy

[hazy valley]

Mamool Ja felt like a proper ending to one of the MSQ stories, Yok Huy was also shockingly good. Pelupelu was really, really bad and I only liked a few parts in it but my friends near universally were disappointed with Pelupelu

[wintry fog]

We should be living in a utopia with unlimited fiber internet and amazing MMOs
I hate this fucking timeline

[hazy valley]

No spoiling but the ending to Yok Huy is GOOD

I wish I had fiber internet and the ability to upload my consciousness Sword Art Online style tbh

just put me into FFXIV or SWTOR or whatever

even WoW

[misty trench]

dementia is cured but now we get brain throttling

[graceful hamlet]

I gotta go back and finish the class stories in SWTOR

[hazy valley]

I never finished any of the Jedi or Sith stories. I only ever did all the non-Force user stories

Imperial Agent is the BEST story

it has so many diverging paths and different endings that actually matter

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, was saving agent for last since it has lots of little threads from other classes

[hazy valley]

but they have the worst romance options

[graceful hamlet]

I’m partway through Consular

it’s ok

Smuggler and Bounty Hunter were fun tho

[hazy valley]

Agreed

[graceful hamlet]

I was following a recommended order

[hazy valley]

though Torian still gives me whiplash whenever I hear the VA

Ichigo Kurasaki in my Star Wars MMORPG??

I've heard Sith Inquisitor has an amazing story too but idk

I've always favoured blasters

[graceful hamlet]

I didn’t even realize he was Torian

[hazy valley]

Plus I really loved playing Trooper Vanguard in PvP and beating Sith to death with the butt of my rifle

[graceful hamlet]

Yea but funny lightning hands

Sith Warrior also has a really good one I heard

Jedi Knight is your classic Star Wars adventure that you can murder hobo through if you feel like

[hazy valley]

Lightning hands was cool but I was in love with Trooper from the start purely because I grew up on Star Wars Republic Commando. That and watching Jace Malcolm tackle his way through 3 Sith before trying to knife Malgus and then popping a concussive grenade in point blank range after throwing AND LANDING a few punches on a Sith Lord made me fall in love with how rough and tumble the Troopers were

what kind of normal person is throwing hands with a Sith and then SURVIVING??

[graceful hamlet]

Meanwhile me planning to play sniper when I get to Trooper

[wintry fog]

Bruh, give me a SW souls-like where you can summon players and get invaded.

[hazy valley]

I recently did a full playthrough as Sniper for the Trooper story exclusively to use cover and shoot properly instead of standing out in the open Stormtrooper style

[cosmic burrow]

Battlefront 2 han solo

[hazy valley]

I'm still so disappointed that they replaced a lot of Trooper's old blaster abilities like full auto, or the explosive ability Mortar Volley with plasma pixie fart aesthetic/audio abilities instead

[hazy valley]

TRUE. I never got into BF2 after hearing all the bad reviews of it but I also heard they really turned the game around after a lot of work post-launch

[graceful hamlet]

It’s pretty fun

[hazy valley]

I'm sad that the Republic Commando class looks like they're wearing big diapers

They're cool unless you look at the armour around their hips

[graceful hamlet]

I liked using the emp rounds on the heaviest sniper rifle and just sniping tanks to death in a short amount of time

You give up the one shot headshots tho

[woven sigil]

Arrr I'm a pirate, matey

[misty trench]

me when I run out of fruit

[woven sigil]

Death by scurvy, nasty way to go

[hazy valley]

I almost was. I went Gridania instead of Limsa because I wanted to go healer and the only one that is fresh out of the box healer ready is Conjurer

[woven sigil]

I regret to inform you miss Cat, but this is another instance of me not having a clue about what the topic was, I just saw "arr" and that's what came to mind, apologies

[hazy valley]

No worries it's FFXIV chatter

LOL

[misty trench]

slowly transforming into asmongold is definitely one of the worse ways to go

[woven sigil]

Ah, not a game I ever played, I've heard good things tho

[woven sigil]

He'd fit right in on a pirate vessel huh

[hazy valley]

the story is really good imo and I've enjoyed a lot of the raiding scene too

[whole bough]

how do you even get scurvy

[hazy valley]

fantastic community and music

[whole bough]

i didnt have vitamin c for like years

[woven sigil]

By not eating any veggies or fruit for an extended period

[whole bough]

ya i didnt eat any for like atleast 3 or 4 years

[woven sigil]

An you probbaly did

[hazy valley]

also the modding is kinda insane??? like I've literally got mods that change abilities in game and can totally revamp how a class looks and feels

[whole bough]

only thing i got was anorexia and anemia

[hazy valley]

but shhh mods are crime

[whole bough]

i still dont eat any but i do take vitamins so

[woven sigil]

Well, sorry to hear that, but then you got off light

[misty trench]

I'm perfectly legal

[whole bough]

im built diff

[hazy valley]

Yoshi P is desperately trying not to notice we use mods because he doesn't want to ban us

[wintry fog]

The Fly, but it's a cockroach that enters the teleportation pod.

[woven sigil]

Well in that case, how about a drink 😉

[whole bough]

cockroaches arent that bad

just wash them

so they are nice and clean

[hazy valley]

cockroaches give me the ICK but bed bugs are way more ick imo

[woven sigil]

Aye, it's been around a long time now, that wouldn't suprise me

[woven sigil]

Eh, if it came to it, I'd eat em

[whole bough]

thankfully ive never had to interact with bedbug

[hazy valley]

count it as a blessing then

[wintry fog]

Fr. Everyone should have a bed-bug proof mattress sleeve as a standard.

[hazy valley]

my aunt moved east and when she did she offered to give some of her furniture to us while I was still a child, and they were a NIGHTMARE

[woven sigil]

Nasty

[hazy valley]

my dad eventually got rid of them but they are very persistent and awful things

[woven sigil]

Never seen a bedbug, think it's probably not warm enough in a trailer, but there are some proper horror stories about there

[hazy valley]

I don't trust most hotels as a rule just in case

[woven sigil]

Apparently they've killed people

[hazy valley]

ALWAYS check

[misty trench]

bedbugs are some real eldritch horror shit

I'm glad I've never encountered them and hopefully never will

[hazy valley]

they get into the mattress, furniture, clothes, pillowcases

they get EVERYWHERE

nowhere is safe

[woven sigil]

Burn it all to ash

[delicate vapor]

👁️

that boy Keje stay typing for the last few days and vanish

[wintry fog]

I'm not kidding chat, get a mattress cover.
And anti-bug things to put under the legs of your bedframe.

[hazy valley]

you literally either have to hire a professional or suffer but my dad was stubborn so he chose suffer for all of us and just kept trying sillier and sillier solutions that ended up more expensive than just paying a contractor to do heat treatment on our home

[jaunty path]

sprinkles a funny mystery powder on your bed

[woven sigil]

If I ever end up in a place where that could be a risk, I shall follow your advice Bardin

[whole bough]

only pest that ive had to deal with is fungus gnats and carpet beetles

both harmless just annoying

[hazy valley]

and he only got rid of them eventually by coating nearly the whole house in demetrius earth

btw don't use that unless you have proper filters

[misty trench]

mattress cover is just a good idea generally

[woven sigil]

What's that?

[hazy valley]

it will fuck up your lungs

[misty trench]

and pillow covers

[whole bough]

its like poison dirt or smth

[marsh iris]

when you sleep, they feast

[hazy valley]

it's a crystalline style glass like powder that gets into bugs and killed them by suffocating them or something

it is highly toxic

and deadly to pets too

[woven sigil]

Yeah how about nooooo

[hazy valley]

and can cause lung damage in humans

do not fuck with this

[marsh iris]

human sashimi

(for bugs)

[woven sigil]

Let's not start talking about eating raw human

[wintry fog]

We only eat orks here

[lilac crag]

hand me thy flesh

[woven sigil]

You should cook it first.

[marsh iris]

its not raw, just still alive

[lilac crag]

Dawn of War admech trailer was awesome

I hope we get their drip in darktide

[marsh iris]

i like the dancing ironstriders

[hazy valley]

Dawn of War AdMech trailer makes me so excited for the AdMech class in Darktide

[marsh iris]

(theres a lore about why they dance)

[woven sigil]

Pretty much confirmed at this point

[hazy valley]

I loved the Ironstriders too!! they had the happy feet standing in place while shooting LOL

[hazy valley]

perpetual motion machine right?

[lilac crag]

as far as I've understood, they can't stop moving?

[marsh iris]

yeah, admech dont know the switch too scared to turn it off lmao

my new favourite lore

[hollow holly]

Does anyone have some time to explain some of the complex more to me?

I’m pretty new tbh

Lore^*

[lilac crag]

#40k-lore-chat has a better chance at doing that for you

[hazy valley]

I want Galvanic rifles so so bad for Darktide

[hollow holly]

Okay ty I’ll go feast it rn

Read^*

Fucking iPhones

[lilac crag]

the people are quite asleep right now so you might not get replies yet

[hollow holly]

Not true

I met lots from this community

[lilac crag]

I do wonder if they will get the rifle and a rust stalker ability

[hollow holly]

They all call me stupid pieces of shit who knew nothing

[lilac crag]

since stealth is pretty in line

[lilac crag]

sorry to hear that

[hollow holly]

Which isn’t untrue I’m very new

But yea let’s just say I haven’t been very motivated to keep okayed

Playing^*

Thx for ur understanding

[hazy valley]

the abilities were leaked I think?

I can't remember where it was shown in the discord but someone found data on the abilities

[hollow holly]

YouTube

[hazy valley]

no idea if those will make it into the game as they were leaked

[lilac crag]

oh interesting

[hollow holly]

Best place for info is YouTube

You’ll either get to much of what you want or nothing at all

Then it’s up too you to figure it out

[hazy valley]

data miners found Sicarian Ruststalkers Transsonic Blades

but I'm trying to find what other info they uncovered

[marsh iris]

jokes on you i got a helm-

[hazy valley]

@lilac crag found it

[twin flower]

Auto Aim

Didnt they find the other 2 abilities as well

[hazy valley]

yes but I'm still trying to figure out where they shared that too

it's somewhere around here

[twin flower]

I think #theorycrafting

I remember seeing like a longer version of it

the one you sent was the only one I read

[lilac crag]

interesting

thanks cat!!!!!

[hazy valley]

welcomes!!!!!