general-chat

[woven sigil]

Certainly not gonna be many people saying "Alright bird?" about, so rare pet name probably buy you some brownie points in the US, get to know her a bit first though, don't open up with that

[visual vortex]

You fell in love wirh the starbucks logo?

Oh wait nvm

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

[woven sigil]

It's neither endearing or rude in the UK, it's just a slang term

[visual vortex]

What was on the note?

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao not gonna tell ya you silly goose

[woven sigil]

Don't go giving her a note mate

[hazy kestrel]

A magician never reveals his secrets

Oh :(

[woven sigil]

Ask her plainly if she wants to go out at somepoint

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[visual vortex]

The plot twist is that inside the note is her father's tongue

[woven sigil]

Girls like confidence and giving her a note does not make you look confident

[hazy kestrel]

But I’d think the note would be better than bothering her when she’s busy ya know?

That’s just my view anyways.

[vivid zinc]

Make sure to breathe heavily through your mouth and stare at her boobs. No eye contact. 100% success chance.

[hidden whale]

ehhhhh idk I worked at starbucks myself, I did not like people flirting with me

[fading fractal]

Hii

[hidden whale]

a note is very low risk, but you also wouldnt make them uncomfortable

[delicate vapor]

hello little bumble bee

[visual vortex]

And when she's walking home you run at her full speed

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

You're making sure she gets home safe

[hazy kestrel]

Exactly this

[vivid zinc]

Whoah here lets not give away all the tips here buddy

[hazy kestrel]

If it goes somewhere, fantabulous. If not, cool.

You miss every shot you don’t take.

[visual vortex]

Worked for me a few times

[vivid zinc]

Ummm 💀

[visual vortex]

Wait you believed that?

[delicate vapor]

these HUD mods in peoples streams is like iron mans interface in his suit

[visual vortex]

Lmao

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

Oh yeah? Where you burying the ones you can catch?

[vivid zinc]

Let that be a lesson in phrasing!

lol

[visual vortex]

That was intentional wdym

[tepid flame]

You won't make her uncomfortable by just asking either, as long as you can handle a possible "No" and move on with your day.

[visual vortex]

The intention was to lie

[woven sigil]

Aye, just dont be a weirdo about it

[hazy kestrel]

Aye, that’s the plan either way.

There’s plenty of fish in the sea, or whatever the saying is

[visual vortex]

Fish

[vivid zinc]

Good luck!

[visual vortex]

🤤

Mermaids

[formal mortar]

They can say worse things than no

[hazy kestrel]

Or birds

[visual vortex]

One part sexy

[hazy kestrel]

If you’re British

[visual vortex]

Other part human

[visual vortex]

Yeah like talk about you on the tea app

[vivid zinc]

"You look like Ted Bundy had a child with Ryan Reynolds"

[formal mortar]

I never asked a girl out they always asked me

[visual vortex]

Same

[hazy kestrel]

Based

[tepid flame]

"I play Vet without ammo aura"

[woven sigil]

Shit, I've asked out dozens of girls, got rejected a whole lot more than being taken up on it, but at least I've got the stones to admit it

[visual vortex]

The last girl to show interest in me a while back i overheard talking to her friends about asking me for a date

This is a tip

[formal mortar]

Ollpheist evesdropping to find a date

[visual vortex]

Dont say someone's full name loudly enough to hear when they've had a record for picking up the smallest sounds

I went up to her and said no

[vivid zinc]

Ouch

[visual vortex]

Never saw her again

[vivid zinc]

No shit lol

[woven sigil]

I wonder why

[vivid zinc]

pre-emptive no is a nasty thing

[visual vortex]

Her fault for seeing anything redeeming in me in the first place

[woven sigil]

Least you was honest about it tho, commendable

[vivid zinc]

That said, sometimes a pre-emptive no is needed :/ and it sucks

[formal mortar]

Maybe she was a pirate and wanted that treasure

[obsidian wren]

I like steak

And ass

[visual vortex]

Me too

[visual vortex]

I dont have an ass noticeable enough

[vivid zinc]

steak expensive af 'round there

[formal mortar]

That's sad

[visual vortex]

I dont mind

[vivid zinc]

Nah. You got a treausre chest. Whatchu gon' do with all that junk? Allthat junk inside that trunk?

[formal mortar]

Nah.. song goes treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

[visual vortex]

If i had a quarter for every time a woman said she wanted to have my kids as a flirt id have two quarters but it's weird it's happened twice

[vivid zinc]

That's a little past flirting lol

[visual vortex]

I hardly knew any of them

[formal mortar]

I always tell them no

[visual vortex]

I think i knew both of them for under a year

[formal mortar]

That's money out of my pocket

[vivid zinc]

Yeah if u didn't know them that's also a huge ass red flag

[formal mortar]

And another life to be responsible for

[visual vortex]

The first one was worse because she was very handsy and touchy

She said that in the middle of one of my classes btw

Never changed out of something quicker

[formal mortar]

She just wanted that appendage

[visual vortex]

I would do chemistry or geometry again over meet her again

[visual vortex]

Appendage 😭

[formal mortar]

I need to chill, coworker got me in a goofy mood

[vivid zinc]

lol

I was gun be like 'we going here for jokes now? lol'

[visual vortex]

Dw just lock in

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

[formal mortar]

I talked some shit to 1 coworker

Then this new girl who is quiet af started to join in

[vivid zinc]

I mean on my shit talk scale this is a 7/10 and each point is exponential.

We can amp it up

[woven sigil]

This is a 7/10?

[vivid zinc]

More like a 6, really

[vivid zinc]

lol

[visual vortex]

More shit talk in a mw2 lobby

[formal mortar]

Nah I don't feel like getting a ban for joking around

[woven sigil]

I can't ever get beyond a 3 in here because people will get offended

[formal mortar]

I am liable to take it too far

[blazing hawk]

Kill EVERYONE

[formal mortar]

For the server at least

[woven sigil]

It do be like that

[vivid zinc]

That or just get upset. I a have a theory the mods here actually like dead baby jokes that are redressed as heretic jokes.

[woven sigil]

Bishes cannot handle the bants

[vivid zinc]

Cuz thats the only reason those haven't gotten me banned

[marsh iris]

|| ||

[formal mortar]

Nah

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness the humor of me downing a bottle of Elmer's glue is not evil

[formal mortar]

There is a strict mod

Who pops in randomly once a blue moon

[visual vortex]

👀

[blazing hawk]

You vvill NOT make ze dead baby jokes

[visual vortex]

Uh oh

[vivid zinc]

We got a soup nazi moderator here? Ewww

[visual vortex]

If it aint hank or aquila

I aint goin home

[formal mortar]

Bro doesnt even let you post youtube links

[blazing hawk]

If it ain't 6 or 7

[woven sigil]

I know which one it is, but I'll never tell

[delicate vapor]

vhat da hell

[blazing hawk]

I ain't buckling my shoe

[vivid zinc]

Yeah calling out specific mods is a great way to get booped. Don't do it lol.

[visual vortex]

We would never

And we would never write paragraphs with different words capitalized to spell out their name

[vivid zinc]

xDDDD

[visual vortex]

😉

[woven sigil]

Nah, i'll just think "prick" to myself when I see them post

[formal mortar]

He isn't mean tho

Just doing his job strictly

[visual vortex]

In my lifetime

I have learned personality earns you more over actual skill and seriousness

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[sly quest]

Guys

[formal mortar]

That's why you gotta learn that movement when you put on your jeans to get that raise

Sup Lil Al

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

Is @misty trench mod?

[formal mortar]

Ye

[woven sigil]

Kinda

[sly quest]

Okay thank you:)

[visual vortex]

WE LOVE AQUILA

[woven sigil]

Never see the fella do any actual moderating tho, he's chill

[visual vortex]

🫶

[formal mortar]

Aquila the homie

[visual vortex]

If i was in a sinking ship with that man

I would drown with him

[formal mortar]

I wouldn't

[sly quest]

I mean, that shit was insane, gotta get this to any mod’s attention because holy wow

[vivid zinc]

Nah they do modding but normally it's just going back and deleting messages that are, well, not against rules but they'd rather not see around.

[formal mortar]

I'd live

What was insane?

[visual vortex]

If i cant save hank or aquila i aint leavin without them

[woven sigil]

And this is why we can't ever get beyond a 3/10 on the banter scale

[vivid zinc]

I like that they both interact with us and aren't supreme overlord ragebaiters who want to boop people

[formal mortar]

I missed stuff while working

[visual vortex]

They arent the PR manager in sm2's discord

[vivid zinc]

Lots of moderators like to ragebait people into getting mod action taken against them

[woven sigil]

That's happened in here before, sadly. A few times infact

[vivid zinc]

🙁

[sly quest]

Nothing happened really, dw Sid

[visual vortex]

Top ten things id do with power: let the power change me

[formal mortar]

I feel like im being gaslit

[delicate vapor]

sm2 mods were

ok

[sly quest]

[hidden whale]

I cant believe you would just summon an ||australian|| like that

[visual vortex]

Im talking about their PR guy

[hidden whale]

we're gonna get ||yoinked||

[delicate vapor]

o op

[visual vortex]

When the voicepack dlc dropped all he did was ragebait and give bad takes

[delicate vapor]

i was reading chat fast and i thought differently lol

[visual vortex]

He said that an actually good dlc would cost $25

[delicate vapor]

i remember that

[vivid zinc]

oof imagine being that terrible when it's your literal paid job :/

[formal mortar]

Well I fucked up

[visual vortex]

And said that if people wanted capes then they should play sniper

[formal mortar]

I am locked out of my house

[visual vortex]

Open the window with a crowbar

[sly quest]

Be careful they might think you’re racist

Bruh

[woven sigil]

Time to climb though a window like a common thief

[visual vortex]

They'd understand

[formal mortar]

I just might

[hidden whale]

australian is a... race...?

[formal mortar]

Because I have to pee so bad

[visual vortex]

I like australians

[delicate vapor]

we then get capes for tactical in patch 13

[visual vortex]

They have nice voices

[woven sigil]

Just piss in the hedge

[sly quest]

British is apparently

[vivid zinc]

Throw a Drop Bear through the window ❤️

[woven sigil]

Duh

[visual vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[formal mortar]

Capes are dumb

[hidden whale]

huh

[formal mortar]

Your armor shouldnt have a cape

[delicate vapor]

we are a alien race

[visual vortex]

Rule of cool

[woven sigil]

Nah, we just claim it is because you won't stop trying (and failing) to hate on us

[formal mortar]

Get sucked in a fan

[visual vortex]

Like from incredibles?

Jet turbine

[sly quest]

I don’t hate the British

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[sly quest]

Billy butcher is an amazing guy

[vivid zinc]

Everyone hates the Brits. Especially other Brits.

[woven sigil]

It's true

[visual vortex]

I cant imagine waking up and saying you hate someone because they were born somewhere that you werent as if that's a factor you can control

[sly quest]

Literally no one does that fr, its always a joke

[formal mortar]

You didn't choose where you were born? Weird

[visual vortex]

I could name a couple people

[formal mortar]

They gave me an option

[visual vortex]

When you get born you get the osrs server list

[sly quest]

Whoever does believe people when they say they hate the British or the French are just

Very

[woven sigil]

People hate the Brits because we invaded thier countries, instilled puppet governments, stole their women and took all their luxuries for ourselves.

It's deserved

[visual vortex]

Except it's every country

[sly quest]

Special.

[formal mortar]

I hit random tho

Ended up poor

[visual vortex]

Yeah and that's old stuff

[woven sigil]

They hate us cos they aint us

[formal mortar]

Not that old

[twin flower]

random stats

[vivid zinc]

mhm actually hating brits for their past is...wild. They stopped that crap after WW1.

[visual vortex]

Instead of growing as a community they look back at the jeers of their ancestors and basd their personality about it

[formal mortar]

Queen Elizabeth was alive during that

[visual vortex]

Queen elizabeth is BACK from the gulag 🔥

[sly quest]

@zealous perch what about this acc, can I send what I wanna say to it instead? @formal mortar

[misty trench]

hey hi yes

[formal mortar]

?

[visual vortex]

YAY Aquila

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-band-uk-faegil-gif-26307255

[sly quest]

Hellooo, can I dm you something?:)

[visual vortex]

🙌

[formal mortar]

I have no idea

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

I keep forgetting that pink doesn’t mean a mod oh my god so sorry

[woven sigil]

You would never, I'm far too amusing for that

[formal mortar]

I'm just some guy

[vivid zinc]

1 minute ban time lol

xD

[visual vortex]

And then he does

[delicate vapor]

but he can one punch

[misty trench]

sure but you'll have to add me first I think

[misty trench]

this is true

[formal mortar]

Its like im at work, everyone treats me like im the manager but im not

[visual vortex]

This is why we love aquila

[sly quest]

Ok ok wait

[delicate vapor]

had this happen to me a lot often even tho I was 6 months into the job

[formal mortar]

Its been since day 1

[twin flower]

Is it cuz you look older

[visual vortex]

Say you're the manager and that they're banned

[formal mortar]

Everyone thinks I'm 23

I'm 34 tho

[twin flower]

[woven sigil]

Wee baba Sid

[twin flower]

Dayum

share us your ways

[visual vortex]

Genetics

[vivid zinc]

You'll be happy for it when you're 40 lol

[formal mortar]

I had to do this last week

[visual vortex]

Sid caught using my mentality

[formal mortar]

The actual manager was handling a dif problem

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

And asked me to pretend to be one and ban this drunk guy

[modest flume]

The best people suited for power are ones who don't chase it

[visual vortex]

Tell him that chris chan's interdimensional boyfriend will kick his lil ass

[vivid zinc]

Tell that to Frodo

[woven sigil]

"Oi, you. Get out, yer barred"

[hidden whale]

have you guys seen Dark Heresy

[formal mortar]

100% this, all my family looks young

[visual vortex]

Dark heresy when light heresy walks in:

[hidden whale]

I just saw a gameplay trailer

[vivid zinc]

Sometimes you want an Aragorn grasping the Ring of Power, not a Hobit

[delicate vapor]

light heresy when heresy-

[sly quest]

PUSHMAN PUSGMAN

[visual vortex]

Heresy when hershey:

[formal mortar]

Now i gotta carry in these 20 packages into my house. Got thru the window

[sly quest]

PUSHMAN IN CHAT

[visual vortex]

Least you got in

And leave your door open ao you can make friends

[formal mortar]

No

[visual vortex]

That reminds me of this one house whenever i would visit my cousins'

[twin flower]

nothing like cold baths in a hot day

[formal mortar]

I grew up in the open door house

[vivid zinc]

Real talk, before I got a cat I'd leave my balcony open all summer and Black-billed Magpies, Crows and Squirrles would come inside for food, water and just to chill. I was like a real life Disney princess lol

[visual vortex]

When you pulled into the sub there was this one house that was always dark and always clean but the door was always open

It wasnt scary or anything

[twin flower]

did you name them all

[visual vortex]

It was just funny

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

Only 1. A fledgling magpie who flew into my room and stayed there the night. I shoo'd him out in the morning and he came by every day for food for a few months and then came back this spring. Also named the squirrel but someone ran it over.

[formal mortar]

Oh by open door i meant people would just walk in

[twin flower]

well.. damn

[sly quest]

WHAT

[visual vortex]

Infinite friend glitch

[formal mortar]

There was a party at my house most nights

[woven sigil]

"friend"

Yah thats one way of putting it

[visual vortex]

They don't have a choice.

[formal mortar]

They were all friends and family

[visual vortex]

They made the choice to walk in.

[twin flower]

I thought open door things were more like a canadian thing

[potent sage]

infinite poop glitch

[vivid zinc]

It was really cool. I also had a wild pigeon latch onto my shirt and let me pet it.

[sly quest]

Was it confusing? Scary?

[formal mortar]

No

[visual vortex]

You reminded me of this one dude i knew online

[woven sigil]

And that my que to F-off elsewhere, have fun, nerds

[visual vortex]

Bye bye

[twin flower]

no u

[visual vortex]

Balld

Balls

[twin flower]

[vivid zinc]

I see ur a fan of Supernatural as well? Or do you just really like balls?

[visual vortex]

I just like the sound of the word balls

[vivid zinc]

lol

[visual vortex]

Same with flay

[visual vortex]

They roll off the tongue nicely

[vivid zinc]

I bet when you say milk you say 'melk' you fucking heathen

[visual vortex]

No i say

[vivid zinc]

xD

[visual vortex]

Mlk

When i say world my tongue spasms and i short circut

Circuit

[vivid zinc]

As long as you don't bathe in it like Homelander

[visual vortex]

love it too much to do so

[twin flower]

weird ahh scene

[vivid zinc]

Let's be real, him drinking milk is usually more weird

[twin flower]

man has issues

i couldnt bring myself to watch anymore of the latest season lmao

[vivid zinc]

He reminds me a little of someone...hmmm...can't quite put my finger on it...

[delicate vapor]

milk..homelander

[vivid zinc]

I wonder how close they'll keep to the original comics for the Homelander death

Probably not close at all, the tv series is wildly different

[twin flower]

its already diff yeah

[delicate vapor]

likely be different

[twin flower]

just binged read absolute superman after reading absolute batman

[vivid zinc]

Oooh nice

[formal mortar]

Basically it was all people we knew. I had friends who didn't always have a meal or home wasn't safe. My parents would have friends that would hang out then just sleep over sometimes. Sometimes the other adults would bring food and we would all cook out. It was really like a nice community

[twin flower]

[vivid zinc]

Both are great series. Absolute DC is nuts

Batman got his arms chopped off and re-attached 🙁

[twin flower]

I think I'll do wonderwoman next I was curios how Bruce met her in that one Issue

[vivid zinc]

Absolute Flash is pretty good imo

Touches more on the Darkseid bit of the story

[formal mortar]

I've had part of a finger reattached does that make me Absolute Sid?

[vivid zinc]

Yes?

[true widget]

hello everypony

[formal mortar]

Hell yeah

[misty trench]

bard gang

[twin flower]

I think there was one for Greenlantern too

Yeah I might do them one by one

[vivid zinc]

Haven't read that one yet or watched an overview

[formal mortar]

Aqulia what you up to?

[twin flower]

Batman and Superman prolly my fave so far tho

[formal mortar]

I cant type on my phone for shit

[sly quest]

Oh actually that sounds so sweet, but it feels like you didn’t have any privacy tho:(?

[formal mortar]

I had my bedroom for privacy

Even a lock on the door

[twin flower]

I hunger

time for food

[delicate vapor]

yum

[formal mortar]

I dont have food

[marsh iris]

[vivid zinc]

I still have a bunch of my dab pen left over I should watch some tv and go into a food coma

[marsh iris]

[vivid zinc]

90% THC yummm

[formal mortar]

Going to a theater tomorrow

Should I take dead center seats or 2nd from back row?

[sly quest]

HAVE FUN

[sly quest]

2

[twin flower]

what chu watching

[formal mortar]

We are seeing project hail mary

[fair bridge]

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/warhammer-40000-darktide

darktide $10

[twin flower]

[fair bridge]

buy it for your friends

[twin flower]

i buy games for my friends we play it once

[formal mortar]

What if we dont have friends

[twin flower]

and they never touch it again

[fair bridge]

it's literally $10 for the next 20 days that's so based

[formal mortar]

Buy it for your moms

[delicate vapor]

w

[formal mortar]

Mother's Day is Sunday

[twin flower]

[vivid zinc]

Go to church and buy it for the commune

[delicate vapor]

got my mother perfume

[sly quest]

AWWWWW THATS SO SWEET OF YOU ELI WTH

[formal mortar]

Al rage reacted giving gifts for moms

[marsh iris]

rent a hooker but play games with them

[sly quest]

GIVING WARHAMMER TO MOM IS A NO

[modest flume]

I got her some of that, some other products, and a nice mug

[sly quest]

gift her a new bag

[woven sigil]

What? Like tease her as to if she's getting paid or not?

[sly quest]

New heels

[formal mortar]

My mom plays warhammer

[sly quest]

Money

[sly quest]

REALLY?!

[marsh iris]

no play darktide

[formal mortar]

Yeah if I ask her to

[woven sigil]

I see the humour is strong in this one

[sly quest]

That’s so very sweet of you, bushman

[vivid zinc]

Just maybe don't introduce her to Slaanesh? That might be a bit weird.

[sly quest]

THATS SO COOL NVM WOOOOWWW

[formal mortar]

I got my mom a card, flowers, and some frog earrings

[marsh iris]

😎

[formal mortar]

Because she likes frogs

[visual vortex]

oh is it mother

[sly quest]

AWWW FROG EARRINGS THATS SO SWEET LMAOAO

[visual vortex]

's day

[marsh iris]

[sly quest]

This Sunday yeah:)

[vivid zinc]

mhm

[visual vortex]

felt like i was missing something

[formal mortar]

If you are missing a mom you may buy my mom gifts

[woven sigil]

Your marbles perhaps?

[visual vortex]

no

[formal mortar]

She will be your mom too

[visual vortex]

they're right here

wait

no

[misty trench]

gift to my mum is not being a disaster

[visual vortex]

i lost my marbles guys

[vivid zinc]

Does that mean...you'd be my brother from another mother?

[marsh iris]

mothers day huh....

[formal mortar]

possibly

[sly quest]

[vivid zinc]

I feel like Toji and you're Yuji

BROOOOTHER

[somber stream]

MORNING

[twin flower]

guten tag

[marsh iris]

hi lick

[somber stream]

Guten Morgen

[sly quest]

Hayio

[modest flume]

Then I assume you already got it to her?

[marsh iris]

how did you..nvm

[somber stream]

Is chat discussing mother issue

[vivid zinc]

I'm just going to go on a walk with my mother and we can catch up, maybe grab a coffee or tea by the river

[sly quest]

How did I… what

[sly quest]

They are discussing what they got for their mothers:)!

[somber stream]

.. is mother’s day coming soon?

[vivid zinc]

Jeez, reflecting much? 😉

[somber stream]

2 days god damn

[sly quest]

HELLO PUSHER

[somber stream]

Nah we have good relation thank you

[sly quest]

You can get her something! A simple cake is more than enough!

[distant oak]

Flowers and cake is all you need 🙏

[somber stream]

Have you any idea how hard it is to bake a cake

[sly quest]

And a nice card, if you’re feeling fancy.

[marsh iris]

best i could do is trim the weed and replace old flowers

[vivid zinc]

Not that hard. Just time consuming.

[distant oak]

I always feel fancy

[sly quest]

buy one?

[low blade]

First WIP sketch for my Munda comm came in

[sly quest]

Fancy Chase.

[distant oak]

Mhm mhm

[somber stream]

I somehow turn my cake into tooth paste last time

[vivid zinc]

I mean if ur not gonna make ur mum a cake, how about you bake me one instead? kidding

[sly quest]

A small cake is nice too, if you could:)

[distant oak]

How about I bake YOU into a cake instead

[formal mortar]

That's actually good to do

[low blade]

Wrong ping moment

[vivid zinc]

Hey now this isnt Macbeth

[somber stream]

Imma get her kitchen wares

She likes knives

[marsh iris]

eheh... she cant eat

[sly quest]

CAN WE SEE IT PLEASE

[sly quest]

Oh I’m so sorry Garut. I really hope you’re okay dearest:(

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

I'd say go with your first plan pal, if you are up to it

[marsh iris]

[vivid zinc]

What...if you fed her like a bird feeds their young? You can, like, pre-chew the food for your mother in the ultimate expression of love!

[somber stream]

Uh

[misty trench]

oh yeah it's just my gift every year atm

hasn't gotten old yet

[true widget]

hi guys

how is everyone

IFUCKING HATE RAGERS BRO

THEY JUST DONT STOP

[vivid zinc]

It's cuz ur boring. Everyone likes a good rager.

[true widget]

EVEN IF THEY GET STAGGERED TJHEUJUST KEEPGOING AFTERONE SECOND

[true widget]

💢

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

hi elios

[rocky radish]

May I introduce you to our lord and saviour, parrying?

[misty trench]

just for future reference, nobody will take that from you but definitely do not start making such jokes in here pls, mods will bonk you in short order

[woven sigil]

How can you be that bad at cooking..

[somber stream]

In my defense

Baking =/= cooking

[delicate vapor]

sup

[woven sigil]

Brother. I am disappointed

[true widget]

how are u

[true widget]

u cant,,, parr, y,,, with a m t... ac. . ax e

[delicate vapor]

im alr

you

[true widget]

im good

[misty trench]

baking really is more like...vibe chemistry lmao

[sly quest]

Haiyo

[somber stream]

Didn't pass the vibe check

[vivid zinc]

I don't think I'd ever be dumb enough to tell those jokes in a public discord, they're wildly inappropriate outside of close friends.

[true widget]

hi al

[sly quest]

How are you doing sam with a four

[delicate vapor]

[misty trench]

yea no worries, just making sure because some people really do just drop things in here that will very obviously force mod action

[woven sigil]

Aquila pre-moderating

Rare sight that

[misty trench]

look the fewer people I gotta bonk, the easier it is for me

[woven sigil]

Should let us go one week without moderation an see how bad it'll get

[vivid zinc]

What's funnier than a dead heretic? 10 dead heretics in a Tau exosuit 😉

[rocky radish]

Do not want

[misty trench]

nahh I remember what happened when this channel had embed perms

[formal mortar]

Aquila help me get a green name

[woven sigil]

Subtle

[rocky radish]

With no moderation, the TTP would be minutes

[sly quest]

What does the green name do

[somber stream]

You should do it again, will be different this time round

[woven sigil]

So subtle infact, I could tape cut out letters to it an chuck it through a window

[formal mortar]

I just like the color

[misty trench]

I swear bro just one more lapse in judgment and you'll fix the chat bro I swear

[somber stream]

Real

[vivid zinc]

lol

[somber stream]

Now get in there with Hank and manifest destiny

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

Destiny is man-made, there's no such thing as fate

[misty trench]

I was so disappointed at the time too because we were all like "ok we're letting you off the leash please don't abuse it" and got hit with immediate NSFW posting lmao

[vivid zinc]

Maybe you should just allow embed perms in the Zealot chat instead? It totally won't go wrong!

[misty trench]

I cannae save yas from yourselves

[woven sigil]

They already have embed perms

[formal mortar]

I never got to do an nsfw post or see them

[somber stream]

All class chat have embed

[woven sigil]

and it goes wrong constantly

[formal mortar]

It always happens when I am away

[vivid zinc]

oooh I learned something new

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[rocky radish]

I don't open zealot chat when I'm in public

[vivid zinc]

xDDD

[misty trench]

that is...for the best

[vivid zinc]

lmfao

[formal mortar]

I always forget about zealot chat

[lethal solstice]

The chances of it being that bad are like
Managably low

[woven sigil]

So that was a fuckin lie

[rocky radish]

But never zero

[woven sigil]

[nocturne bloom]

[misty trench]

Zealot chat at least rarely goes overboard now, at worst it just gets kinda stupid

[formal mortar]

I have 10 toes still

Lets take a peek at zealot chat

[turbid forge]

guys and gals do you wanna see a mutant yeeting me outside of the map

[rocky radish]

My biggest issue with zealot chat is just the amount of cringe

[vivid zinc]

If you dig deep enough I'm sure there's some reddit highlight reel of zealot chat somehwere lol

[fair bridge]

this server's in a good spot

[woven sigil]

The last thing I wanna dig through is reddit, thanks

[fair bridge]

now we just need to eliminate the mods

[sly quest]

BRAZILIAN GUY

YES SEND

[woven sigil]

I already gotta dig through shit to tend to the veggies, i dont need to do it twice

[turbid forge]

HEY AL oh you changed your profile o.o, here it is then

oh can we not put videos on this chat

sec then

#ogryn-class message @sly quest

now all i wanna know is, was I just lucky the last 350 hours and mutants just never threw me outside of the map, is this a bug, or is this the only place it can happen?

[woven sigil]

Aye, they're not meant to do that anymore, but it still happens on occasion

It used to be very common, but Fatshark (mostly) did fix it

[turbid forge]

I see lol

[woven sigil]

If its gonna happen anywhere, its that map

[formal mortar]

It happens to me a lot

[rocky radish]

I've had mutants throw me through walls into areas with no exit. Twice

[formal mortar]

About 25% of my mutie throws are me off the map

[arctic escarp]

GIF spams

[vivid zinc]

You ever been chain grabbed by Mutants before?

Tossed clear across the map

[marsh iris]

mutants and snipers skeet shooting combo is the funniest

[formal mortar]

This has happened a lot to me as well

[rocky radish]

Many times. My language becomes colourful

[woven sigil]

Oh dude dont, I got chucked into the spawn pillar in the centre of the hacking event with the tox samples once. Had to let the heretics kill me so the team could get out

[misty trench]

that too

[turbid forge]

oh damn lol

[formal mortar]

When you get tossed by mutie, bagged by trapper, shot by sniper, then stuck in fire by bomber, and have a burster just for funsies come at you

[turbid forge]

yooo now that you say it I think this happened to me but it was a chaos spawn at least

[vivid zinc]

Part of me would like to know what happens if a trapper launches a net at you as a mutant tosses you

[marsh iris]

specials: would you like fries with that

[rocky radish]

My favourite is having a mutant save me from a trapper's net

[sly quest]

Remember when I fell in the opening thingy and you laughed at me?? That was the universe taking my karma

[turbid forge]

when that happens I swear its the devs playing versus with us in a normal map its too funny lol

[formal mortar]

You get pulled in by the net

[somber stream]

Mutants barbeque you next to a heretic flammer is devastating

[turbid forge]

unreleased versus mode is the only explanation clearly

[formal mortar]

I wasnt describing a plausible situation, I was describing what has happened to me in game

I get combo'd a lot

[turbid forge]

I actually don't but hey that might just be it lol (was gonna meme and say i forgot cause for me it was tuesday but cant gif in here o.o)

[woven sigil]

Spawn-grab above fire is worse, exponentially worse infact

[somber stream]

lol real

[marsh iris]

you are fries, netter is fries cage, flamer is the frying oil

[somber stream]

Like you're floating for a good meter above, how can you get damaged

[formal mortar]

Ding fries are done

[marsh iris]

Mcheretic

[woven sigil]

It would make more sense if the Spawn was on fire, but alas

[vivid zinc]

The only bullshit moments I've had is barrels blowing me off the edge or trappers getting me through corners

[formal mortar]

I used to work at mcheretics

[marsh iris]

[vivid zinc]

trappers through corners can fuck off and die lol

[somber stream]

Hey new idea: Chaos spawn on warp fire, deal AoE damage to nearby players

Special event, of course

[woven sigil]

Or through stairs, or through chainlink fences, or through a 30 deep Crusher wall, or through boxes... or through... yeah.. you get the picture

[vivid zinc]

wonder what makes trappers do 90% of that crap

[woven sigil]

Because they can and they're total cunts about the liberties theyve been given

[vivid zinc]

lol

fair

[jaunty path]

spidey sense

[marsh iris]

specialists suddenly doing teamwork is quite impressive

reminds me of l4d versus mode

[rocky radish]

A friend made a mod that makes selected enemies glow, even through walls. Dude rarely gets trapped...

[vivid zinc]

It feels really good when you get mutant grabbed into a trapper + flamer combo.

Riveting gameplay

[somber stream]

Also they need to stop allowing Trappers to shoot through bulwarks

Such a bullshit way to go

[marsh iris]

phase tech net

[fair bridge]

it made sense with a hook rat since you can imagine him navigating that big ass hook through a bunch of enemies but with a net gun it's fucked up

[woven sigil]

I would add Crushers to the list of "you cant shoot through this" tbh

Because it feels like unparraleled levels of fuckery when you hear them spool up the net and have a 1/5 chance to dodge in the correct direction

[somber stream]

Agreed

[vivid zinc]

They'd have to rework how netters work with an arc'd net projectile or a canister explode and trap from above type mechanic

[fair bridge]

i'm ok with just dodging nets like i always do

never been netted once

i can't prove it

but

im goated i swear

[crystal osprey]

Trappers through the core of the earth

[woven sigil]

Aye, and I'm a multi-billionaire who has a private island and a hareem of supermodels

[crystal osprey]

Can you invite me

[fair bridge]

a hareem

[woven sigil]

No.

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like Jared Leto but you know, minus the billion dollars

[fair bridge]

harem it's HAREM

[marsh iris]

[fair bridge]

IM FREAKING OUT

[crystal osprey]

Kareem

[woven sigil]

I dunno, I'm not from the middle east

[crystal osprey]

He meant kareem

My cousin

[fair bridge]

a kareem ab-dul jabar of supermodels

[vivid zinc]

Dirka dirka

[crystal osprey]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

lisan al-kareem

[crystal osprey]

My cousin looks good

[woven sigil]

Woah

Alright captain alabama

Calm down

[vivid zinc]

If it was good enough for Cain and Able God-damn it, it's good enough for you!

[crystal osprey]

I don’t know what that means

[fair bridge]

i think if i do another nomad start on cyberpunk i'm going to lose my mind

[woven sigil]

Do Corpo instead

[fair bridge]

corpo is lame as fuckkkkk

[vivid zinc]

It's for the best lol

[woven sigil]

Most interesting intro

[ancient tinsel]

Back from leg day at the gym

[vivid zinc]

Download one of the new life path mods

[fair bridge]

i agree but i just don't like the idea of being a corpo

[crystal osprey]

Cyberpunk 2077 is so overrated imo

[fair bridge]

though maybe it would be a good change

[ancient tinsel]

Now to sit on my balcony listening to FFXII music

[crystal osprey]

It’s not an rpg that really lets you decide that much about your character

So where’s the roleplay son

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Drunk here

[fair bridge]

you have roleplay it came with your fucking roleplay game

[somber stream]

I think corpo is the canon V

[fair bridge]

do you not see the sick dialogue you get

[woven sigil]

I mean, basically as much as any other RPG game for the most part

[crystal osprey]

It’s not fallout 2 tier dialogue

[acoustic pebble]

The canon V is the one who kills Adam Smasher the fastest

[delicate vapor]

time to replay ghost of sushi

[woven sigil]

I'll give you that its a bit overrated, but thats not the reason why

[ancient tinsel]

Best cyberpunk playthrough: kill everyone

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

guy who wants fallout 2 in a non-fallout 2 game

[woven sigil]

It's just that the world feels fucking empty a lot of the time

[vivid zinc]

The RPG aspect mostly comes from how you conduct yourself anf how that narratively drives your ending.

[acoustic pebble]

"There is no room for love in my heart, only chrome"

[crystal osprey]

It’s part of why to me, people really acting like it’s the peak of roleplay to me

[fair bridge]

just GO PLAY FALLOUT 2

[crystal osprey]

And also the world is so

NOTHING

Like

[fair bridge]

WDYM you're literally trolling

i'm not falling for this again

[crystal osprey]

There is NOTHING

[acoustic pebble]

Fallout New Vegas is the best anyway

[crystal osprey]

WHAT

[ancient tinsel]

Starfield is nothing

[crystal osprey]

ITS JUST

[fair bridge]

you're literally baiting i'm calling the police

[acoustic pebble]

But yeah you are high as balls

[crystal osprey]

No I mean it looks nice

[woven sigil]

No, they're right. 2077's world does feel pretty vapid after a bit

[crystal osprey]

And it’s alright and shit

But like

[vivid zinc]

Starfield is a big ol' empty sandbox with a bunch of fuck and all going on in it.

[woven sigil]

Its cool, but man there isnt a lot to do

[crystal osprey]

It’s not that alive u feel me

It’s a really cool set piece

And that’s kind of it for the most part

[acoustic pebble]

But what about that sandwich pirate eh? Eh? -Some dumbass Bathesda spokesperson

[fair bridge]

i think you're insane

[crystal osprey]

[delicate vapor]

forgot cyberpunk 2077 got a collab with a gacha game

[crystal osprey]

I guess I’ve just made myself enemies

[vivid zinc]

What about SPACE GRANDMA or the SPACE TOUR BUS?

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

look at this @crystal osprey

[vivid zinc]

Awful writing lol

[woven sigil]

Thats a whole other level of disappointing, yeah.

Only good bit of Starfield was being able to build spaceships, the rest varied between mid as fuck and outright terrible lol

[sly quest]

Cybergacha

[ancient tinsel]

You know what the GOAT game is?

Qbert

[acoustic pebble]

Welcome to the club, I am the head.

Everyone here hates me

[delicate vapor]

pretty much

[acoustic pebble]

Or the OBLIVION DUDE??

[vivid zinc]

The settlement system is really crap. You can make a cool ship, or even ships but planetary bases? lol.

[sly quest]

Can you replace that with yakuza please?

[crystal osprey]

This is great thanks for sharing, is that the Japanese cat that made me rage a lot when I was younger ?

[acoustic pebble]

Y'all should just play Dead as Disco. That game is a banger with banger music. Banger music

[vivid zinc]

Also, having the end game reset your bases and ships is a fucking terrible gameplay loop

[fair bridge]

police have been dispatched to your current location

[ancient tinsel]

Starfield shoulda just been called "Shipfuck" and been a ship FPS. And let me form fleets and blow up people's planets

[woven sigil]

It's annoying because if they gave it another year on the boil and hired actually competant writers it could have been good, the bones are there, they just couldnt be fucked to do it properly

[sly quest]

Name checks out

[formal mortar]

Thought the goat game was called goat simulater

[crystal osprey]

I’m just asking they look similar, might be cousins

[ancient tinsel]

The storyline sucked

[acoustic pebble]

It's fun, fuq you

Or are you calling me scum?

Because that's accurate

[ancient tinsel]

I spent all my time building ships only to be told modules weren't connected

[sly quest]

I MEANT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS GOOD MUSIC SINCE IT LITERALLY HAS DISCO IN ITS NAME??

[vivid zinc]

Exactly, there's good in Starfield. But between setting the plot during the most BORING time in their lore and the under developed systems/misutilized systems it's kinda botched.

[woven sigil]

You can fix that with console commands (shouldnt have to mind you), but you can

[acoustic pebble]

Oh. Well next time
JUST SAY THAT

[vivid zinc]

The voice acting is good but what's going on in the STarfield universe? War is over, amicable truce in place and the pirates are more like privateers with a code. Weeee

[sly quest]

I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD ME.

[woven sigil]

That being said, expecting to play a Bethesda game without using the console at any point is like asking for a winning lottery ticket every month

[acoustic pebble]

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I HAVE 12 BEERS IN MY BLOODSTREAM!!

But frrl I did drink a lot today

[ancient tinsel]

Starfield should have just been set in 40K so it had actually decent lore

[vivid zinc]

Compared to all their other games this might as well have been a bug free experience

[formal mortar]

Imagine being understood

[woven sigil]

The fact you can still type tells me you were drinking 3% piss water

[sly quest]

Your greed disgusts me.

[acoustic pebble]

6%. Being in the military ruins or enforces your liver

No in between

[formal mortar]

6% is pathetic

[ancient tinsel]

Oh yeah Jakka is navy right?

[acoustic pebble]

Then I am Nurgle

[marsh iris]

it will be his downfall

[crystal osprey]

Fallout 2

[woven sigil]

Smh. Come back when you're hittin 8% or higher

[acoustic pebble]

It's all I can afford, fuq you

[vivid zinc]

So does being Canaidan. Yank beer is yeast-flavored water.

[hazy kestrel]

AAAAAHHHH :(

I’m so sad. I yearn for the hot Starbucks barista, but she wasn’t there today.

[formal mortar]

You can buy 11% for cheaper

[hazy kestrel]

Her goddamn smile did something to me.

[acoustic pebble]

Downfall? Never

My drugs never run out

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t get her outta my cranium

[ancient tinsel]

Name a good American beer or food. I'll wait.

[vivid zinc]

Philly cheese steak

[hazy kestrel]

Though my current music choices aren’t helping either lmao

[vivid zinc]

Texas BBQ

[acoustic pebble]

Now that's just tuesday

And today ain't tuesday

[ancient tinsel]

I reserve Texas Bbq To Texas, not all America. As a Texan, I have that right.

[formal mortar]

I was born on a Tuesday

[visual vortex]

Sorry you're going thru that gng

[woven sigil]

No, its Friday, so you should be on the spirits

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[acoustic pebble]

Tf is a spirit

[woven sigil]

B r u h

[marsh iris]

and your first words was: It's chewsday innit?!

[woven sigil]

I am too old to be conversating with you people

[acoustic pebble]

And it's Thursday you time lord

[vivid zinc]

Can't name a good American beer though

Im sure some exist

[visual vortex]

Moonshine

[vivid zinc]

umm

[hazy kestrel]

-# there are none. :)

[acoustic pebble]

Aren't you 22?

[ancient tinsel]

Everyone fucking loves IPAs and they taste like urine

[sly quest]

Burger…?

[formal mortar]

Nah not british. First word was food

[acoustic pebble]

BECKS!!!
No wait, that's german

[ancient tinsel]

Invented in Hamburg, Germany. Not American

[acoustic pebble]

Oh, howzit gramps??

[marsh iris]

based baby

[sly quest]

… pizza?

[ancient tinsel]

Italian

[woven sigil]

That is... uniquely American

[sly quest]

Noodles…?

[vivid zinc]

Cajun gator is pretty good too

[ancient tinsel]

RAGEBAITING

[acoustic pebble]

Japan has noodles too tho

[marsh iris]

milk burger

[sly quest]

Indian food…?

[acoustic pebble]

Better noodles too

[delicate vapor]

udon noodles

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah gator is good af

[acoustic pebble]

64 cent Ramen. Mmmmmmm

[sly quest]

Chinese food is literally american, duh??? It’s served in America.

[sly quest]

Ohio

[acoustic pebble]

Ah shit. Valid point

[vivid zinc]

lol

[visual vortex]

Ew

[acoustic pebble]

The only food in Ohio is wheat and the locals

[vivid zinc]

Ohio is the trashcan of the United States

[visual vortex]

No

That's california

[ancient tinsel]

I really can't think of anything uniquely American other than all the diabetic candy we produce. Unhealthy bread. Worse versions of everything else we stole from the world.

[acoustic pebble]

Alabama is the cousin that married itself

[visual vortex]

I went to alabama once

[sly quest]

What about shawarma

[visual vortex]

Believe it or not i didnt see any inbreds

[vivid zinc]

To marry ur sister-wife? Cuz it's legal there?

[visual vortex]

I dont like my sister

[ancient tinsel]

HE LOVES HER

[marsh iris]

kebab 🇹🇷

[ancient tinsel]

YA DIG?

[vivid zinc]

Ahhh sorry that's Arizona. My bad.

[tawdry edge]

GOOD NIGHT YOU GENERAL-CHAT DWELLERS.

I AM GOING TO SLEEP NOW.

[visual vortex]

Okay

[woven sigil]

Don't get banned again!

[sly quest]

GOODNIGHT LYNXIEE

[acoustic pebble]

Wife: "I want a divorce!"
Husband: "You can sign all the divorce papers you want, but nothing changes the fact that you're still my fucking sister!!"

[tawdry edge]

I am trying but it is hard, saying hurtful words are very fun!

[acoustic pebble]

Ohio

[visual vortex]

Thanksgiving will be awkward

[sly quest]

Stop talking for few days, Jacko

[marsh iris]

and they still live with their parents

[vivid zinc]

Jokes should be to make people laugh, not make people hurt 🙁

[woven sigil]

Sometimes one must be sacrificed on the altar of banter so the many may laugh

Its just how it is

[acoustic pebble]

Alabama Thanksgiving be like:
Woman: "Daddy can you pass me the salt?"

The dad, the brother, and the cousin all reach for it

[true widget]

hihi

guy s

[ancient tinsel]

I dunno, have you seen some of the cringe reels on Instagram? Got people looking like Abby Mallard posting

[vivid zinc]

That's when it's best to throw yourself on the pyre of lulz

[visual vortex]

This is true

[crystal osprey]

Ask her if she is available politely

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[acoustic pebble]

I'm convinced everyone south of Dixie have the same family branch

[ancient tinsel]

Putting the Dix in Dixie

[acoustic pebble]

I put the romance in necromancer

[vivid zinc]

Chill Padewan. Use the force!

[visual vortex]

Personman is like the female cats that go out and lie on their back meowing loudly to get laid

[ancient tinsel]

Try brain burst on her

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking make me

Nah just BRAIN BLAST

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[woven sigil]

I fear for Personman's mindstate if she says no

[hazy kestrel]

I can handle a no

[vivid zinc]

Isn't that how Skaven brood mothers do their thing too?

[delicate vapor]

Biden blast

[acoustic pebble]

Anyone wanna stab Dukane?

[visual vortex]

No they're drugged

[acoustic pebble]

Let's stab Dukane

[visual vortex]

Please

[woven sigil]

Aye, it sure sounds like it

[visual vortex]

Do the same to hallowette

[ancient tinsel]

I will never not laugh at Biden blast

[hazy kestrel]

Oh you.

[acoustic pebble]

Totally not my fault

[visual vortex]

I actually hate hallowette

[sly quest]

Stop asking me to make you do things or I might actually start doing just that

[hazy kestrel]

She just wasn’t there

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I like that pirating bitch

[hazy kestrel]

I was all hyped to ask her and everything

:(

[acoustic pebble]

Do it

Nerd

[visual vortex]

She pisses me off

[woven sigil]

I'd do something to Hallowette, thats fer sure

[sly quest]

WOOOOOOWWWW YOU WANT IT SO BAD OK

[marsh iris]

she sounds annoying tbh

[visual vortex]

Just something about her makes me skip missions ahen she's involved

[ancient tinsel]

What celeb does she closest resemble?

[crystal osprey]

Personman is a man ?

[acoustic pebble]

I want to marry her, then stab her in her sleep and inherit her treasures

[sly quest]

Kitchen found in knife

[ancient tinsel]

Your cousin?

[visual vortex]

Darktide discord meets a normal man, in shambles

[acoustic pebble]

Hallowette

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

I don’t care for celebrities

[acoustic pebble]

BRING IT

[crystal osprey]

No I’m just asking in case

[hazy kestrel]

Yes I am, in fact, a man.

[visual vortex]

He's a man

[crystal osprey]

So

[visual vortex]

And he can do anything

[sly quest]

Why not try and approach her nicely? Maybe flowers too? Try and get her some flowers and ask for her number tomorrow:)?

[acoustic pebble]

Darktide discord don't even talk about Darktide 90% of the time

[crystal osprey]

Ok idk about flowers

[visual vortex]

Yeah flowers is stupid

[crystal osprey]

I mean

[acoustic pebble]

This is like a personal friend group who hang out because we're all degens

[vivid zinc]

In the literal sense or metaphorica;? Are we talking about your apature in a 4th dimension? BE SPECIFIC MAN!

[hazy kestrel]

I’m stewing in my sadness atm, but I appreciate the advice

[sly quest]

Darktide flowers

[acoustic pebble]

Use cacti instead

[crystal osprey]

You might scare the shit out of her because you got her flowers before asking her name

[visual vortex]

Give them on like the second or third date

[ancient tinsel]

Hop over the counter and tell her you'll be a man and make your own coffee

[formal mortar]

Oh its at her job

[acoustic pebble]

Now that's just straight up fent

[woven sigil]

Mans gonna go in there an all the advice he's gotten in here is gonna run through his mind like a film reel and he's gonna choke

[hazy kestrel]

Precisely

[sly quest]

I mean, it worked on me and most of my girlfriends

[formal mortar]

If she says no, you can never go there again

[acoustic pebble]

Alright, I might play darktide soon

[visual vortex]

Personman please dont trust us with anything

[acoustic pebble]

Getting boooored

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t lol

[crystal osprey]

Flowers before even sharing names ?

[visual vortex]

Just gotta make sure

[sly quest]

Good luck! You got this:)

[visual vortex]

Only trust me

[acoustic pebble]

They can trust me. I'm trustworthy.

[visual vortex]

Me too

[acoustic pebble]

Mostly me

[visual vortex]

Everyone else here is insane

[woven sigil]

Absolutely noone in here is trustworthy

[acoustic pebble]

My drugs are true

[crystal osprey]

Personman I’m trustworthy especially with a firearm

[woven sigil]

Listen to none of us

[vivid zinc]

Mi'lady vibes there lol

[ancient tinsel]

Worst case, you can move to Alabama and marry your cousin. There's no shame in it, son.

[crystal osprey]

I can be trusted around firearms

[visual vortex]

Reddit gold

[crystal osprey]

!?

[sly quest]

Yes! When approaching, especially if the person is already interested in us long before we even talk, it’s just super thoughtful and sweet

[acoustic pebble]

If you don't trust me, I'll have to make you reconsider

[formal mortar]

Usual rule is to not ask people out at their job

[crystal osprey]

Maybe I’m weird but it feels too much

[visual vortex]

I have never met a single person that thinks that

[crystal osprey]

Like

[hazy kestrel]

I’m just gonna leave a note

Simple as that

[crystal osprey]

I mean tbh I don’t think a man has done that for me like ever

[acoustic pebble]

Community note

[vivid zinc]

How do you know they're interested without knowing them? :/

I am so confused

[crystal osprey]

But I would take it as a bit much for like

[ancient tinsel]

The only advice I'll give that's serious is this: given she works as a barista, DONT ASK HER OUT FOR COFFEE

[crystal osprey]

Just eyesight

[acoustic pebble]

Drug them

[visual vortex]

Ask if she's free over the weekends

[crystal osprey]

Impress her with your coffee

[formal mortar]

Shes a barista she aint free on weekends

[visual vortex]

Never know

[acoustic pebble]

She's a barista. She ain't coffee

[ancient tinsel]

Show her your dark roast. With Dark Brandon. BIDEN BLAST

[visual vortex]

She's a barista

[crystal osprey]

Take her to the casino

[visual vortex]

She's a barista

🎰

[acoustic pebble]

She's a Bautista

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, I appreciate your advice or just random stuff. Makes my mood skyrocket.