#general-chat

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marsh iris
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yooohooo

south valve
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I need to close discord bro

marsh iris
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šŸ‘ whatthefuck_heresy

sleek harness
south valve
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I used reddit briefly

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I do not regret deleting it

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Cesspool

sleek harness
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That's why I said "become addicted" and not "use"

south valve
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I don’t want to do either

sleek harness
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Using reddit briefly is still using it

stuck crescent
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Why are we killing painted?

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Wot he do?

tired steeple
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Sorry for late reply but yeah that’s what her romance is more about

amber delta
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yrliet? oh u mean that elf I left dead in commoragh

hazy valley
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Now I'm really curious

tired steeple
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Yeah you’ll probably like it

hazy valley
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And if that's the vibe I can see why the average person was upset LOL

tired steeple
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I went with cassia

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I prefer my… odd looking characters

amber delta
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Heinrix my beloved

dire kayak
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what colour do i paint my t'aunar supremacy armour's emblem in

tired steeple
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Doesn’t leaving yrliet in comorragh turn her into a drukhari

amber delta
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not if I kill her first

amber delta
tulip kettle
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Chat I'm here to confirm that you will be able to see Rannick's feet in the next update

tawdry edge
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Rogue Trader mentioned
Heinrix is a bitch
Yrliet is a foid
Embrace Jae the best negotiator in all of the sector

tired steeple
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On my next playthrough I’m leaving jae to her own devices

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It’s so easy to accidentally sleep with her I felt assaulted

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I wanted to play a card game why did I wake up in bed with her

amber delta
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on my first playthrough I left her to her own devices

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nobody with this kind of annoying accent is allowed on board of my ship

tawdry edge
tired steeple
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There was no warning it was going to happen. I picked purely neutral options about playing the game

tawdry edge
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She doesnt try, she is
Both her and Han are failures in what they do its insanely hilarious

tired steeple
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I don’t think there’s any achievements with her I might just kick her off

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There was a second instance where she was just a pure creep

hidden whale
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like mf I fed you all my clothes so you wouldnt explode

tired steeple
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At least they fixed gale and it was unintended

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Jae is supposed to sexually harass you 3 times a playthrough

hidden whale
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ive never accidently triggered wyll, laezel, halsin

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gale will just throw himself at u if ur barely nice to him

tired steeple
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Laezel tries to fuck you twice I’m pretty sure

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See the funny thing about the gale glitch

hidden whale
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except the one playthrough where I did her main romance

tired steeple
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Was that in several games before be was fixed

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*he

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He would be flagged as in a relationship

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This even happened to me when my Tiefling druid guy was romancing Astarion

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And it was so funny

amber delta
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minthara

hidden whale
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but im not interested in men... but he clearly has a fire storyline

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.>

tired steeple
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Yeah that was me with Karlach

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I’m bi but Karlach’s not my type. Still my favourite romance

hazy valley
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I wish I could play BG3 just for Karlach tbh. She is absolutely my type

hidden whale
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being bi is just straight up a buff

tired steeple
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Thanks

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Unfortunately I’m not even attracted to the men in bg3

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I like fem guys

hidden whale
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i wasnt complimenting u but ur welcome lol

tired steeple
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But still, their romances are worth doing

tawdry edge
hidden whale
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im just saying you naturally get double the options, maybe

tired steeple
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It’s helped in several occaisons

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Occasions

hazy valley
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I have a friend who really loved Halsin. She was ALL over him

hidden whale
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like ive had at least 2 gay men interested in me in my lifetime

amber delta
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you dont actually need to be personally attracted to a character to romance them, they are not real guys

tawdry edge
hidden whale
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one of which I know was conventionally attractive

tired steeple
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Oh I know a girl who’s also crazy about halsin

hidden whale
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so im just missing out on experience by not having bi buff

tired steeple
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I will join that number

hidden whale
tawdry edge
hazy valley
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They're sassy. It's fun to watch LOL

tawdry edge
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I some times wonder

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How many people have me blocked

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Its gotta be high

amber delta
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not enough

tired steeple
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Astarion is the most popular one

hidden whale
hazy valley
dire kayak
tired steeple
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It just gets annoying when I’m trying to talk about shit and someone’s trying to debate me

dire kayak
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ur not a weezo

tawdry edge
hazy valley
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I think I have only blocked one person in this whole discord

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And it is for a dumb reason and I know it is dumb

hidden whale
tawdry edge
tired steeple
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The only other person I have blocked is Lamia

tawdry edge
dire kayak
tired steeple
amber delta
tired steeple
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But Astarion is pretty massive

hazy valley
hidden whale
hazy valley
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On the bright side this discord seems very welcoming to LGBT+ people

tired steeple
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I took the bait hook line and sinker btw

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I love shadowheart

tired steeple
tawdry edge
# hidden whale edgy goth gf?

Shadowheart isnt edgy
Shar is, Shadowheart is just a big ass emotional manipulated girlfailure that tries to be edgy

hidden whale
tawdry edge
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Smh

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Not a real one

tired steeple
hidden whale
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which is like, the most useful class in the game

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so shes in my party EVERY playthrough

tired steeple
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I normally respec her to light cleric

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Or the thunder one

hidden whale
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I always turn her into a killing machine by level 5

tired steeple
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God I wish trickery was good

tired steeple
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But trickery does not fit a video game

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It’s a tabletop designed class

hidden whale
dire kayak
tired steeple
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True

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Tzeentch isn’t in dnd!!

dire kayak
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not yet

hidden whale
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like the stealth things ive done in bg3 do not feel... not "realistic", but not engaging?

tired steeple
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Stealth in bg3 is something

waxen sleet
dire kayak
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i wanna do a wh40k dnd campaign someday

tired steeple
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You should play wrath & glory

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For that

waxen sleet
obtuse oak
tired steeple
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Or one of the older 40k ttrpg

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Black crusade

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Only war

sleek harness
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I would totally be a Techpriest if I played DND 40k session

tired steeple
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Deathwatch

tawdry edge
sleek harness
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What would you freaks me

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Be*

tawdry edge
tired steeple
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I wanted to make a tech priest

sleek harness
tired steeple
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In black crusade I made a khorne marine

sleek harness
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You can be uhhhh servoskull

hidden whale
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:>

sleek harness
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Fitting

tired steeple
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You can play that in only war

hidden whale
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ill take em out with my laser peashooter

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and tiny plasteel knife

tired steeple
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Rogue trader isn’t a ttrpg that interests me

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The game’s great but the tabletop idrc

dire kayak
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zeus

hidden whale
tired steeple
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Oh right dark heresy exists too

tawdry edge
hidden whale
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except u, no like v2? 😭

tired steeple
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And is getting a video game

tawdry edge
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I find laezel attractive

obtuse oak
sleek harness
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Lynxiee

tired steeple
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Hopefully owlcat stopped using AI art

hidden whale
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imo it has far better melee combat

waxen sleet
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I like Minthara...

sleek harness
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Vermintide 2 sucks

hidden whale
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actually, do

sleek harness
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Markus Kruber is the only good thing

tired steeple
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Your pfp is a skaven

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And you don’t like the rat game?

dire kayak
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vermintide 3 is the best one trust

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assuugh my cat stole my blanket

hazy valley
# dire kayak you'd be surprised

I'm sure in this discord there are chuds quietly seething but it speaks to a good mod team when chuds know to stay quiet even if it is only at gunpoint via mods LOL

hidden whale
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I actually havent seen a super gooner in this chat for awhile

hazy valley
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Something something space marine pfps banned

hidden whale
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there are some risky convos, but nothing like there used to be

sleek harness
tired steeple
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Haha yeah black templars are the best!!

dire kayak
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and they go flying

tired steeple
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Le heccin wholesome salamanders!

dire kayak
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id like the solar auxilia surgeons to be in 40k

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i liked painting lab coats

tired steeple
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It sucks to like black templars and every other black templar is

That

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Black templar fan

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I mean

sleek harness
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Do you hate Blood Angels

hazy valley
tired steeple
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Black templars aren’t real… I hope

tired steeple
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Chapter

dire kayak
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birmingham

sleek harness
waxen sleet
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Back to the DND subject: I actually wrote up a Feywild, Shadowfell, and Far Realm guide... they are a hundred pages each. All the weird lore and tidbits from all editions with some homebrew tossed in, I even put 40k stuff into the Far Realm as the Warp is just the Far Realm by a different name more or less.

sleek harness
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Will the 9 year olds understand

waxen sleet
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Maybe

dire kayak
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im thinking of switching all my paints to army painter because im genuinely starting to DESPISE citadel paint pots

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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I’m going to the kitchen do yiu guys want anything

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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There’s so many transfems here when is alexander the chaser gonna appear

sleek harness
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You mean trans?

waxen sleet
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šŸš‚

sleek harness
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Alexander is a mystery

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We don't know if he male or female or both

amber delta
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Alexander sounds like dude

dire kayak
tired steeple
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Idk he hangs out with trans women all the time so I’m taking the piss and calling him a chaser

dire kayak
amber delta
dire kayak
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it'd probably cost a lot and need a lot of research to swap to vallejo or army painter but it's so annoying dealing with citadel

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especially when the damn pot doesn't close or the paint leaks everywhere

amber delta
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at this point I wouldnt be surprised if they started selling plastic that spontaneously combusts so you rebuy kits

tired steeple
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THEY ATE ALL THE FUCKING ICE CREAM

hidden whale
tired steeple
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My favourite server member is me btw

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Want you all to know

hidden whale
tawdry edge
tawdry edge
hazy kestrel
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Oh

tawdry edge
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And go on their way to have sexual intercourse with them due to fetish

hazy kestrel
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Oh

tawdry edge
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Yeah

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So pretty much republicans

hazy kestrel
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Lmao what

tawdry edge
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Its a thing that a lot of republicans who are very open to criticize/demonize transpeople are exposed as having sexual relationships with trans ppl

hazy kestrel
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I don’t know of any Republicans around here who do that. But then again, that would imply me deigning to associate with Right Wing trash bins enough to know such things.

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And uh, I don’t like Right Wingers, to say the least.

tawdry edge
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A popular transfem instagram model showed how many republicans/transphobic ppl send her some horny shit on her dms

tawdry edge
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Yeah

tawdry edge
hazy kestrel
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Huh, wild.

regal jasper
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The most ppl that consumes trans pr0m are this kind of ppl, I can say that cause my father is one of them

tired steeple
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That is really sad but also really funny

regal jasper
tired steeple
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The enemy sits in your house

regal jasper
tired steeple
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I’m sorry you have to deal with that though

regal jasper
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He's homophobic and transphobic a lot of times

tired steeple
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My mum’s

Not very good about this shit either

regal jasper
hazy valley
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Oh also I wanted to ask if you listened to Flyleaf/Paramore

regal jasper
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My dad is trying to force me to vote on a right-sided president, but i'm not doing that, he supports homophobia and transphobia so, naaah

hazy valley
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I listened to a LOT of both of them in high school and still listen to their songs now

tawdry edge
tired steeple
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Eugh I’m sorry

tawdry edge
regal jasper
hazy valley
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Paramore is SO SO SO good

tired steeple
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What do I want for breakfast

regal jasper
regal jasper
hazy kestrel
tired steeple
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I’ve only heard 2 paramore songs lol

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Idk who was specifically being asked

hazy kestrel
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I decided to get back into Star Wars: The Old Republic again.

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It’s feels nice

tawdry edge
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Might go back to it too, Star Wars hyperinterest coming back slowly

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Ive spent to much money with that game its insane

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Its also very fun

hazy kestrel
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I’ve never bothered with raids though, I probably should.

hazy kestrel
hazy valley
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It is my fav song from Flyleaf

tired steeple
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the loathing whispers

lilac crag
tired steeple
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hi my favourite chaser

lilac crag
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what

tired steeple
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what

lilac crag
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don't throw that word around

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especially not as a joke at me

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call me normal insults fat chud

tired steeple
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okay sorry

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oh wait yeah

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YOU PLAY ZENLESS

amber delta
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normal insults are autofiltered

lilac crag
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touche

lilac crag
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no they arent

amber delta
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well it should be

lilac crag
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Loner Zealot

drowsy lynx
lilac crag
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nope that one works too

amber delta
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member loner zealot

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I member

hazy kestrel
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The only time Smykers have ever been useful is during this event with the 500 rager trains

lilac crag
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I member it because of the donkeys playing it being memorable

hidden whale
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ive never seen the term chaser before

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and now ive seen it like 5 times in one conversation

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is this a slur

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am I allowed to even type it? lol

amber delta
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its like

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stormchaser

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or

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cloutchaser

hidden whale
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oh ive seen clout chaser

lilac crag
# hidden whale is this a slur

it's not a slur as much as it is an insult to the people constantly fetishizing trans ppl and wanting to date them solely for being trans

hazy kestrel
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Fetishizing people is no bueno

lilac crag
keen moon
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whats a good slur for a filthy heretic

lilac crag
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Malleus Buffoon

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Malloon

lilac crag
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hello oll

waxen sleet
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Throneless

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Hairy Tick

lilac crag
waxen sleet
lilac crag
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chupacabra?

hazy kestrel
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Oh shit

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My order for my special edition of Era of Ruin is finally being prepared for shipment

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We are so back.

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I might not have to wait until August after all. KEKW_ogryn

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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everyone

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morrowind can now be played in fallout 4

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on the pip boy

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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obviously

regal jasper
waxen sleet
somber stream
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"It's no good Takeshi. . . I am becoming. . . Anime"

sleek harness
sleek harness
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Get it right, Brazilian

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Or should I say, fake Brazilian

ripe tangle
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Curupira!

lilac crag
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Ciupacabra. . . . .

ripe tangle
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Cerveja!

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Capitalismo!

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Milho!

lilac crag
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you can relax now

ripe tangle
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but shouting random words in Portuguese is fun

lilac crag
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okay do ONE more.

dire kayak
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bites you

lilac crag
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ow

tired steeple
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Do you speak portugese like fully

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Or do you just like the words

ripe tangle
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I don't speak Portuguese at all, I just know words and stuff

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hence the incoherent word salad

tired steeple
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Yeah you speak texan

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Yeeehaw

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Cowboy

ripe tangle
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okay?

regal jasper
tired steeple
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Uhh

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What

tame cypress
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how does one get the new medal from the event

tired steeple
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Alright just make it awkward then

waxen sleet
waxen sleet
tired steeple
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God forbid I try a bit of banter

tame cypress
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any particular level?

waxen sleet
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You need to complete the event 10 times

tame cypress
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bruuuuuuuuuh

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curse be my employment

tired steeple
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Apparently this event sucks evgs

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Eggs

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I forgot what it even was

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I haven’t played the game in months

quaint trout
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guyz simbol of planet after mission on some accounts that a platform it is?

waxen sleet
sleek harness
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Because I was teached

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Right

waxen sleet
dire kayak
tired steeple
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P symbol for playsation

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Weird X for xbox

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And a computer for pc

sleek harness
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It spams ragers

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And gunners

tired steeple
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Idk if there’s others. Not sure the steam deck has its own or is marked as pc

ripe tangle
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Manaus

quaint trout
sleek harness
tired steeple
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I see

ripe tangle
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yes Magnus

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the city on the Rio Negro

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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THE RIO WHAT

sleek harness
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Magnus means something like Steel in greek

ripe tangle
quaint trout
waxen sleet
marsh iris
regal jasper
waxen sleet
tired steeple
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Mods ban these people they say the n word

ripe tangle
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I wouldn't call someone that. :I

dire kayak
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mmmmmeow

tired steeple
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Why dl you take everything I say completely seriously

quaint trout
waxen sleet
waxen sleet
ripe tangle
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I may be a hateful bigot, but I have standards.

somber stream
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Damn

sleek harness
quaint trout
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make no sens

dire kayak
sleek harness
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Dumbass

tired steeple
marsh iris
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i like the army painter rust

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very rusty

tired steeple
sleek harness
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Dumbass

tired steeple
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I replied to the wrong message

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I meant to reply to skaven bringing up magnus

dire kayak
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im likely missing a few paints or have some off-shade but id rather be missing some paints than keep using citadel for another month

lilac crag
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:(

ripe tangle
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I have a sudden craving for Mango

tired steeple
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It’s because of my subliminal messaging

sleek harness
tired steeple
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You read magos

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Thought of mango

marsh iris
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mango the red

ripe tangle
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Manaus - Magnus - Magos - Mango

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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I forgot about that

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That’s so funny

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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I’m gonna do a mirror dungeon in limbus company while bannerlord installs

visual vortex
tired steeple
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Dying light 2 was utter arse

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Glitchy broken mess of a game

ripe tangle
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ngl fried fish is good

visual vortex
regal jasper
waxen sleet
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I can't... I hate fish

ripe tangle
tired steeple
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Hopefully The Beast is a good game

visual vortex
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Any fish atp

regal jasper
visual vortex
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Ive gone i think 4 days without any fish

regal jasper
visual vortex
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šŸ˜ž

tired steeple
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I got around I wanna say

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20 hours in

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Got s glitch where I couldn’t get an inhibitor

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Required me to reload

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This was the fourth time I experienced a glitch like this

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So I just went ā€œoh screw thisā€

visual vortex
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I got 1.5 hours in and instantly refunded it

tired steeple
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The characters are all pretty bland

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The parkour feels pretty awful

visual vortex
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Also no unturned dlc pack

ripe tangle
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I'm going to send the Skaven to Uruguay as a prank

regal jasper
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Thats why DL2 dont exist dor me

tired steeple
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All of them?

regal jasper
tired steeple
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Or just the user skaven?

visual vortex
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THE skaven

waxen sleet
tired steeple
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They’d sooner strangle their children

sleek harness
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By being the only skaven

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Who interacts

visual vortex
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Skaven committed mass infanticide to get his pristine title

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Dont mess with him

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(Mass skaven infanticide)

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Gotta clear that up for mods

lilac crag
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fuckin discord

dire kayak
tired steeple
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I am freezing my nipples off

somber stream
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Do rats eat their offsprings at birth

tired steeple
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Hamsters do

ripe tangle
tired steeple
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Not sure about rats

sleek harness
lilac crag
somber stream
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Yeah ik vermins actually do that a lot of time

sleek harness
tired steeple
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It’s me being serious

lilac crag
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I see

sleek harness
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What are you trying to imply

ripe tangle
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rats will eat their babies, especially a weaker one or a runt

visual vortex
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Hamsters eat them if touched

ripe tangle
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so do lots of animals actually, including mice and cats

visual vortex
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I think

somber stream
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Animals in general usually do that if they're stressed or malnourish enough, even cats

tired steeple
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so

somber stream
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Imagine getting spawn killed...

tired steeple
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whenever my cats would have kittens

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they'd do this thing

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where

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they would pick up one baby

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and move it somewhere else

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and feed the others

sleek harness
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Giraffes stomp their babies to death if they don't start moving quick

tired steeple
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other times they move ALL their babies

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it's weird cause like, I put the kitten back and they're fine?

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they grow up fine?

somber stream
visual vortex
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But most mammals usually have like 1-2 kids

ripe tangle
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infanticide is actually extremely common in the animal kingdom, and amongst animals that do, eating the babies isn't uncommon... across the board.

sleek harness
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Giraffes have 1

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Singular baby

somber stream
tired steeple
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true

visual vortex
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And mammals entirely

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Funny thing is they're supposed to be the best parents

tired steeple
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a funny thing

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two of our cats gave birth in close succession

somber stream
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Hmmm... do orcas eat babies

tired steeple
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one was the day after

visual vortex
tired steeple
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one of the mums kept getting up to walk around and left the other one with ten babies to feed

ripe tangle
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that being said, there are quite a few species that actually avoid eating their young; especially those that're more familial such as foxes, bonobos, and humans.

somber stream
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There were stories in Africa

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Human do behave like animals, given the 'right' circumstances

visual vortex
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Orcas suck ass to me anyways because they're mean

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Same with dolphins

somber stream
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Orcas are cool assholes

visual vortex
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They deserve to get capped by humpback whales

ripe tangle
visual vortex
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Probably my 2nd favorite aquatic war between two species

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1st goes to colossal squids and sperm whales

somber stream
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Can't wait to text my cat on discord in 2069

ripe tangle
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trying to get laid, trying to dominate others, and allowing greed to control your actions are all "animalistic" behaviours if you think about it.

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you don't even have to think about it for long to realize that

somber stream
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It's a matter of fact

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We're mammals

visual vortex
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I love when 90% of all of our actions boil down to how to get laid quick

somber stream
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Bucket of chicken

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Works every time

visual vortex
somber stream
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I don't bed fish, sorry

visual vortex
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I was referencing expiration date

somber stream
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I know

visual vortex
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😌

dire kayak
ripe tangle
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you ever consider that perhaps these impulses, the desires that are driven by them, are tethers that keep us in the material world?

visual vortex
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Nah im in the material plane because i was summoned by a ritual circle

ripe tangle
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and that such attachments ultimately make us suffer...

visual vortex
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I am Chris Chan's inter-dimensional boyfriend he talked about when getting arrested

hidden whale
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my final message

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goodbye

somber stream
#

Desire and hunger also leads to innovations and evolutions

visual vortex
#

Yeah chris chan got arrested

ripe tangle
#

no, wtf about an inter-dimensional boyfriend

visual vortex
#

And he's sitting on the floor saying he has an interdimensional boyfriend about to attack the cops

somber stream
#

Wasn't he got released a few years back

visual vortex
#

Idk i dont engage in the life of chris chan

#

Ive seen that sonichu medallion change people

hidden whale
#

they dont understand how close they were to being destroyed

visual vortex
#

Yeah by me

ripe tangle
hidden whale
visual vortex
#

Dont touch chris chan 😔

somber stream
#

Perhaps Sonichu is the manifestation of the king in yellow, all along

visual vortex
somber stream
#

Too late, he's seen this convo

visual vortex
#

When you put it on you go insane with knowledge

somber stream
visual vortex
#

And you get to commune with Cthulhu

dire kayak
#

do the shiggy

proven basin
#

Do you guys think Babyshark is making a Darktide 2?

somber stream
#

But let's be real, a world full of monk? Going nowhere with that

visual vortex
#

Nah monks do things

#

Like scam me $20 in new york for funny bracelets

hidden whale
somber stream
#

Those churches and Pagodas ain't going to build themselves

visual vortex
#

That did happen though

#

Im not making that up for once

visual vortex
tired steeple
visual vortex
#

And me and my dad didnt refuse because my dad felt like if he said no he'd be cursed

somber stream
#

Damn

visual vortex
#

Now im not religious or invested in the chinese monk culture

#

But for the record the monk did say lucky lucky bracelets

somber stream
visual vortex
#

And we got a lot of luck afterwards

#

Maybe the monk was onto something šŸ¤”

somber stream
#

It's vital to their operation that they go around and spread words of peace and offer spiritual guidance

#

Buddhist in India and China relies on the generousity of locals for food and shelters

#

And at one point they even formed their own military...

visual vortex
ripe tangle
#

or several times rather

visual vortex
#

Who hasnt formed their own military at some point?

tired steeple
#

What a fucking day

#

And it’s only been 3 hours into it

visual vortex
#

Lock in

somber stream
visual vortex
#

Can confirm i was happier in a militia

somber stream
#

So much for worldly desire abandonment

visual vortex
#

Maybe the Monks are the friends we made along the way

somber stream
#

You've got a monk in me

visual vortex
#

Maybe the lucky lucky bracelets that the fuckass monk made me and my dad pay $20 for werent about the destination

hasty wadi
#

Damn when is skulls

visual vortex
#

But the journey?

#

Is the egg in the hand worth the two in the bush?

#

Did we cross that bridge when we got there?

#

Did we count our chickens before they hatched?

#

So many questions and so little time...

#

Such is the way of life...

#

But i do know that fuckass monk scammed me

hidden whale
#

mmh chiken nugget

#

spiritually, I am a chicken nugget covered in barbecue sauce

ripe tangle
#

I think mrrow might be brain damaged

tired steeple
#

… why?

#

I mean war does tend to leave people with brain damage

hidden whale
tired steeple
#

But what makes you say that

ripe tangle
visual vortex
#

Mrrow consumed all the microplastics and has evolved

tired steeple
#

He’s a latent psyker

somber stream
visual vortex
#

Whenever mrrow rnters a room the fertility in everyone drops

tired steeple
visual vortex
#

Balls wrinkled and ovaries popped

hidden whale
#

;.;

visual vortex
#

You're a microplastics savant

#

You've ascended by consuming sp much that your sheer presence radiates the power of microplastics

dire kayak
#

hmmm

hidden whale
#

the microplastics must be blocking my qi condensation

visual vortex
#

The microplastics eject from your wrists like wolverwine when you need them

hazy valley
tired steeple
#

Hello cat

#

Do you have a name you prefer

hazy valley
#

Hello

dire kayak
tired steeple
#

Oh it makes sense you’re a miqote in ff14 cause you’re a cat

hazy valley
#

I am ok being called Cat here

hidden whale
#

whats with these fucked up half mixed idioms

tired steeple
#

Do any of your glams have a big hat

hazy valley
#

I'm too paranoid for any other names

visual vortex
#

And when you're inevitably flayed alive the microplastics will repair your skin like the symbiote from the amazing spiderman crawling up peter

hidden whale
hazy valley
tired steeple
#

Hardcore

hazy valley
#

But for the next Fanfest I'm going with a slightly altered Garlond Ironworks uniform

tired steeple
#

Double hardcore

waxen sleet
#

Y'all can call me whatever you want, just don't call me later for dinner

visual vortex
#

I wasnt going to call you in the first place

waxen sleet
hazy valley
somber stream
hazy valley
#

Coming from WoW it was more than I was used to LOL

tired steeple
#

Yeah fair

#

I play a viera

tired steeple
#

I have pictures… somewhere

hidden whale
#

there is no fast food nugget that is food

hazy valley
#

I do have a Viera now but my main is a Miqo'te

somber stream
#

Popeye's? Interesting

hidden whale
#

mcdonalds is literally not food

visual vortex
#

Popeye's is good

somber stream
#

True

visual vortex
#

But the best is just homemade

tired steeple
#

Gf used to be an au’ra

#

Changed to lalafell

waxen sleet
hidden whale
#

that I have not played in 2 years 😭

waxen sleet
hazy valley
#

Paladins got some fun stuff with the Evolved form they showcased for Evercold

hidden whale
#

I came off of mythic level WoW raiding and the difficulty was taking too long to ramp

tired steeple
#

I last played in the first patch for dawntrail

hidden whale
#

so I didnt make it past the second expansion

hazy valley
#

They're also going to become the Main Tank (and only main tank until the new tank is revealed) while DRK, GNB and WAR are relegated to off tank

tired steeple
#

Still not sure how I feel about some of the changes

hazy valley
#

I feel like those roles will only matter for savage raiding, extreme trials, ultimates, etc.

#

But for casual content like roulettes it won't matter

tired steeple
#

I used to be in a savage crew

visual vortex
hidden whale
#

I would get compliments for pressing a two button aoe rotation and using my mitigation

tired steeple
#

I took a long break cause I came off a raid that pissed me off and somehow got into an argument in my roulettes and still haven’t come back

dire kayak
#

shikonokonoko koshtantan

hazy valley
# hidden whale roulettes were baffling to me

My friend got a ton of commendations while playing through the game for the first time just for being a sprout Dragoon that wasn't constantly floor tanking and actually doing their rotation

tired steeple
#

ā€œNicest communityā€ until you complain that people treat you like you’re new

visual vortex
#

Deepwoken community

hidden whale
#

I think its the only one I leveled besides paladin

hazy valley
#

I've legitimately only had 1 encounter that was bad in FFXIV and a GM responded so fast to the report that I was shocked and still in a roulette

waxen sleet
# dire kayak shikonokonoko koshtantan

Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke

hazy valley
#

I have never seen customer service so lightning fast

tired steeple
#

I had trouble understanding a mechanic

#

As it was pretty poorly explained

#

I was thankful someone explained it to me

#

And then they said ā€œwe were all newā€

hazy valley
tired steeple
#

Keep in mind, I was not a sprout

#

I was a lvl 100 Astrologian

hazy valley
#

So a lot of people would hit the button and then end up eating AoEs

tired steeple
#

And I said I’m not new

waxen sleet
#

The best explanations I've heard for FFXIV are from Jocat believe or not... and I dont even play

tired steeple
#

They said ā€œdon’t get your knickers in a twistā€ which is pretty childish but I came on to play the game to chill out so I just left

hidden whale
tired steeple
#

One of the worst things is being treated like I’m new to something I’ve got hundreds of hours in

#

Maybe I overreacted

hidden whale
#

I solo leveled the entire base game and first expansion

tired steeple
#

But it’s a very specific thing I don’t like

waxen sleet
hidden whale
hazy valley
#

That's awkward. Depending on the time you might have run into the crotchety WoW players who traveled over en masse during the Shadowlands catastrophe. WoW exploded violently and a lot of their angry players flooded into FFXIV, ESO, SWTOR, etc. looking for a new MMORPG

waxen sleet
hazy valley
#

It was so bad Metzen came out of retirement to go up on stage and say "it is time to come home"

#

Blizzard was begging their players back

hidden whale
#

hmm I was playing ff14 after shadowlands finished

#

dragonflight?

#

shadowlands burned me so hard I moved into different mmorpgs lol

hazy valley
#

Dragonflight was mid

#

It was what WoW needed after an xpac that was so awful it chased away their players in such massive numbers

#

Just a return to form

tired steeple
#

Idk why but when something goes weong in ff14 it angers me a lot more than other things. Idk if I ever WILL come back

waxen sleet
hazy valley
#

When things go wrong in a place you are used to things going wrong you get numb to it. When things go wrong in a place you are used to things being right you are angrier because this is not the norm

tired steeple
#

Remember that one raid

#

With the woman with huge hands

#

And she goes like

#

ā€œWait for itā€

#

And sends you back a certain distance

#

I did that correctly

#

Three fucking times

hazy valley
#

If you play League of Legends you get used to toxicity. If you play FFXIV it stands out because most are not like that

tired steeple
#

Three times

#

And still died

dire kayak
hidden whale
#

idk how many people experienced it, but I was literally groomed to play wow since age 5, until I couldnt take the game anymore in shadowlands lol

tired steeple
#

Then the community got a huge influx of transphobic chuds after dawntrail

hidden whale
#

tried it again for a minute during war within, then fully quit

waxen sleet
tired steeple
#

Maybe I won’t come back

#

People play league somehow

#

My gf does

hidden whale
lilac crag
#

most people here do believe it or not

#

Not I, though. I waste my mental health on darktide

tired steeple
#

My gf mains gwen in that game

hidden whale
#

im convinced league and counterstrike make people worse

tired steeple
#

I tried it for a but

#

Bit

#

Got really pissed off. Never tried it again

waxen sleet
hazy valley
lilac crag
tired steeple
#

This makes me sound like things piss me off often

#

They don’t I just don’t play things that anger me

hazy valley
tired steeple
#

For honour was quit for the same reason. But also that game’s generally just… a bad game

waxen sleet
hidden whale
#

WoW was extremely formative to my entire brain

tired steeple
#

No one can convince me for honour is a good game lmao

waxen sleet
hazy valley
lilac crag
tired steeple
hidden whale
lilac crag
tired steeple
#

There’s literally an event quest about gender expression

hidden whale
#

and recently picked it back up

lilac crag
hidden whale
#

I swear his humor got more racist and sexist 1 to 1

hazy valley
lilac crag
#

what I don't love is the hero powercreep

hidden whale
#

thats before my time O.o

hazy valley
#

Idk why it was such a frequent experience but I am not the only friend in my group who had to comfort someone going through a divorce as a teenager

waxen sleet
#

Real talk: I dropped Darktide for almost a year as soon as Dark Communion dropped... I couldn't get the skull on that map due to constant lag and input issues and I raged quit. I still haven't got that skull and still hate that map.

lilac crag
hazy valley
#

We mainly used Skype tho

#

Then migrated to Discord

waxen sleet
hazy valley
#

I have a friend who makes six figures in a cybersecurity job so I tend to listen to him on stuff like this

tired steeple
#

Why do people get so misogynistic after a divorce

hidden whale
sleek harness
tired steeple
#

They pull a fascist harrier du bois playthrough

waxen sleet
hidden whale
#

90% of the time it was someone in the officer team giving their elover a mythic raid slot without the necessary skill

hazy valley
#

Mechanic check

hidden whale
#

is ff14 really harder at the highest end

#

I never made it there

hazy valley
#

FFXIV is a dance

#

You learn the steps

#

But that dance, specifically for Ultimates, is a marathon not a sprint

#

The fun is in the optimization of that dance

hidden whale
#

that doesnt sound dissimilar from wow mythics

tired steeple
#

Inb4 someone posts that shitty northernlion clip of him not understanding the game

hidden whale
#

well actually idk, every wow mythic raid boss is a sprint

hazy valley
#

WoW style healing is chaos. I remember how I needed to be laser focused on healing because health bars ping pong there way harder

#

Idk how it is now

hidden whale
#

its always people being nearly one shot and needing health spiking at the high end

hazy valley
#

But WoW healers would genuinely just sit there and spam wands

#

And then focus on healing

#

And most times you wouldn't even use your wand

tired steeple
#

What did you play in wow

hazy valley
#

A lot of them would just sit there waiting to heal

hidden whale
#

in high end WoW there literally isnt gcds available for not healing

#

your entire raid will wipe

hazy valley
#

Holy Paladin, Resto Druid and Holy Priest for my healers but I was a Survival Hunter main and then Marksmanship Hunter main when they deleted the DoT/trap playstyle at the end of WoD

tired steeple
#

I see

hidden whale
tired steeple
#

I'd probably have played the edgelord class

hidden whale
#

wanding and waiting is classic WoW

hazy valley
hidden whale
#

or rogue

#

lul

tired steeple
#

sounds like my thing

hidden whale
#

demon hunters are the edgiest, most angsty hot topic class in WoW

#

by a large margin

tired steeple
#

I like my edgelords

hazy valley
# hidden whale wanding and waiting is classic WoW

Yeah I stopped healing so much after Classic but still played those healers on and off through WoD. I didn't raid on them tho. I did Mythic SoO as a Hunter because I loved doing the conveyor mechanic

sleek harness
#

Where is the Demon Core

patent grove
#

It was melted down

hazy valley
#

Disc Priest rework was their first attempt at making a healer that could do damage

#

Trying to level as a Resto Druid was torture

hidden whale
#

hmm... I dont remember wrath-wod very well

#

but when I played vanilla, the game was so easy that being a pure healer was unnecessary

#

I always leveled and dungeoned hybrid :3

hazy valley
#

In FFXIV I went into Eureka the second I unlocked it in Stormblood and without any guides was speedrunning leveling in the zones just by being a White Mage and playing like I was a tank class. Pull large packs, AoE stun them to death, repeat. And I could do that solo until I maxed out for each zone to join Monstrous Fates

#

I can't go back to helpless healer that can't do damage

tired steeple
#

I make fun of white mage as a joke cause I find the class pretty boring but I'm glad you have fun

hidden whale
#

I wonder if I should try ff14 again

#

I would need to join a guild or something, idk if I can do solo mmorpgs anymore lol

tired steeple
#

I think you should

#

free company

hidden whale
#

my paladin catboy is probably covered in dust

#

and rust

hazy valley
#

There is no better feeling for me than saving someone

#

And it is all I do

tired steeple
#

I thought easiest was summoner

hazy valley
#

When someone gets a split second moment of death I drag them back from the brink

tired steeple
#

I played white mage to learn healing then went onto astrologian

hazy valley
hazy kestrel
#

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

tired steeple
#

my gf mains sage I think

#

for healer

south valve
hazy valley
# hazy kestrel Solaire would be proud at this Jolly Cooperation.

I love the Dawntrail changes to WHM. Plenary Indulgence is a party wide 10% damage reduction now!! I have literally saved caster DPS from tankbusters by popping some combo of Divine Benison shield, Aquaveil damage reduction, Plenary Indulgence damage reduction and/or Temperance shield + damage reduction

#

It just depends on what CDs I have

#

When someone stares up in horror at certain death and I say "not today shmiles"

hazy kestrel
wild mango
#

how do i lvl up fast?

hazy valley
hazy kestrel
#

I can still hear his infectious laughter :(

south valve
#

He was so badass in 3

hazy kestrel
#

You’re goddamn right

south valve
#

ā€œMay the sun shine upon this lord of cinder!ā€

hidden whale
#

the only thing my irl friends want to play is counterstrike

#

I literally dont know anyone irl who plays an mmorpg

hazy kestrel
hazy valley
#

A little less though since we are adults with jobs

#

And some of them have kids

#

One just had another baby too

#

The baby fever has been so strong

hidden whale
#

baby fever is a terrifying word

hazy valley
#

Yes it is

#

Trying to restrain one of my friends because I want her to be there in Blizzcon

hidden whale
#

different conversation but idk how anyone is having kids

hazy valley
#

But we joked that if she falls to her baby fever and gets pregnant she could go as Wrathion and her boyfriend can dress as Anduin

hidden whale
#

wait what

hazy valley
tired steeple
#

y'all old

hidden whale
lilac crag
hazy valley
#

My cybersecurity friend makes a lot of money so he could absorb some of the impact of having a new baby

lilac crag
#

it's really stupid

#

Adoption is affordable but heavily discouraged

#

I wonder Why

dire kayak
#

my evil as fuck cat is sitting on my arm

hidden whale
#

my generation cant afford it now, but the country as a whole cant afford us not affording it

hazy valley
#

We're millennials who are a little bit more responsible with things and were more ready for another financial collapse

#

I swear it is like we have seen 4 or 5 now within our lifetime

#

It feels that way at least

hidden whale
lilac crag
regal jasper
lilac crag
#

there was the crypto one too

regal jasper
#

cute

hidden whale
lilac crag
#

all the other market crashes

hidden whale
#

just in time for me to enter the job market

lilac crag
#

I think we are at

hidden whale
#

:>

lilac crag
#

6 crashes

#

from 2000s to now

void bridge
#

Sorry to ask this but did the commodore's vestures change what they have up to sell or is that next week?

lilac crag
#

I'm not making a 67 joke even tho 7 is a potential number too

hidden whale
#

damn can we go back to mmorpgs lol

void bridge
tired steeple
#

world's ending btw

#

apocalypse tomorrow

hidden whale
#

worlds always ending

#

but nothing ever happens

drowsy lynx
hidden whale
#

nothing ever happens

lilac crag
hidden whale
lilac crag
#

customizable gamepass sounds sick as shir

lilac crag
void bridge
tired steeple
#

chat's quiet so I'm gonna bring up something unrelated

#

what is it with these new horror movie games that exist purely to die

#

chainsaw massacre, halloween, friday the 13th

#

asymetrical games I believe they're called

hazy valley
# lilac crag I remember the gamestop crash for one

Yeah like we didn't fall for the NFT scam, the Crypto scam, the beanie babies scam, etc. like all our lives we have seen scanners and scalpers being dumb. We see classes from cybersecurity wings at our workplaces warning out phishing and it isn't our generation falling for the "hello I am from Mecrosooft your account will be closed until you resolve your balance of $2000 in apple store gift cards" that stuff gets the Boomers

covert jolt
#

ā€œtrend chaserā€

drowsy lynx
tired steeple
#

that might be true

hazy kestrel
hazy valley
#

We had to be responsible because our parents were not

hazy kestrel
#

Can’t have shit on this planet

lilac crag
hazy valley
lilac crag
#

LOL THE DINOSAURS

formal mortar
#

Hence why North Korea punishes 3 generations loregryn

dire kayak
hidden whale
lilac crag
hidden whale
#

they have 3-5 decades left

hazy valley
hidden whale
#

maybe

#

like musk, bezos, zuckerberg

hazy valley
hidden whale
#

not dying any time soon

hazy valley
#

"Can you explain a TikTok" in the US government is fucking stupid

hazy kestrel
#

Oh hey, I think my other philosophy book arrives today.

lilac crag
#

while the financial iconoclasts aren't old enough, the politic bureau is

hazy kestrel
#

Peak

#

Fantabulous

#

Today is a good day

hidden whale
#

true, congress is actual dinosaurs