general-chat

[hazy valley]

THAT ONE IS AMAZING

[marsh iris]

SPAAAACE

[visual vortex]

Space

🤤

[sly quest]

I understand… crying is just the solution sometimes.

[formal mortar]

Like when that bitch stepped on his flowers that he didn't even know the name of

[marsh iris]

[fiery wave]

You mean, rival company heiress yuri.

[hazy valley]

sometimes I just really need an ugly cry ok

[visual vortex]

Darkwood

[regal jasper]

The best one

[sly quest]

I truly feel you. Crying so hard n then napping. Genuinely best feeling ever

If

Your nose doesn’t get blocked

[dire kayak]

so realll

[fiery wave]

Then they make products better than their parents by splitting off into a small thing.

[dire kayak]

toxic yaoi son or forbidden yuri daughter

[hazy valley]

I'll adopt both

[fiery wave]

Uhh, forbidden yuri is just normal IRL Asian yuri.

[sly quest]

I don’t mind my son getting toxic yaoi

[hazy valley]

scribbling out the or and writing in and

[sly quest]

He deserves it probably

[regal jasper]

Idk about yaoi son, I'm a lil traumatized after JINX, what a cursed manhwa...

[formal mortar]

Real question is, if you like yuri so much, do you also like yuri on ice?

[marsh iris]

i should try ugly crying before sleep if my sinus come back

[regal jasper]

I like this one

its kinda cute

[visual vortex]

I dont have a nose

[regal jasper]

voldemort?

[visual vortex]

A man

[sly quest]

But instead of moving to another state or something, you either get kicked out or cut off.

[hazy valley]

I haven't heard of this one. Is it good?

[marsh iris]

voldemort

[visual vortex]

He came up to me

And said

[regal jasper]

NO

[visual vortex]

"Check this out"

And flung a vial of acid into my face

[sly quest]

Please don’t cry Garut:(

[hazy valley]

my friend keeps trying to get me to watch this one

[dire kayak]

i will solve this

[hazy valley]

it's on The List

[astral laurel]

"This is not a cocktail you would want to drink. Mostly because it's solid nuclear fuel. Not only would the radiation kill you, you'd probably choke on it first. DO NOT DRINK SOLID NUCLEAR FUEL."

[regal jasper]

Girl, they've a lot of criminal things in it

don't even search

[formal mortar]

It's a BL anime iirc

[marsh iris]

[regal jasper]

like, its worse than Killing Stalking

[visual vortex]

I now look like an H.P. Lovecraft fish person from that Christmas carol cover

[fiery wave]

Disowned and homeless unless you are prepared for it.

[regal jasper]

Both in crime and romance

[marsh iris]

fr bro? damn

[sly quest]

Women always suffer in every aspect of life. Not even only in yuri

[visual vortex]

Wait you believed rhat?

LmO

[sly quest]

It’s like being a woman is just a curse atp.

[visual vortex]

Lmao

[marsh iris]

i could

[formal mortar]

But women are beautiful

[visual vortex]

Fish are beautiful

I love fish

🤤

[regal jasper]

and still getting killed on the streets

[formal mortar]

Everyone is

[dire kayak]

i will solve this

[formal mortar]

[marsh iris]

bbq fish

[dire kayak]

goober world president 2028

[regal jasper]

YEEEEES

[fiery wave]

Be asian women in a culture that expects you to treat men like they are worth more than you.

[sly quest]

And we still can’t get a normal job without getting harassed 24/7, can’t go out at night alone, can’t love someone normally, can’t speak up on social media OR irl.

[marsh iris]

goober will bring new world order

[visual vortex]

Fish are as beautiful living as they are served to me upon a porcelain grave

Such beauty and elegance i think

[sly quest]

I am asian, from two asian cultures, I live in hell everyday dw I feel you

[fiery wave]

You can speak up, you just get abused for doing so.

If anyone believed what you said anyway.

[marsh iris]

drink yakult for more cultures

[formal mortar]

Yeah, I know. I help prevent the harassment at my job, even from people who are outside of it. However I do get harassed by women

[sly quest]

Kill all men 2028

[visual vortex]

Your phone that you used to type that was made by a man btw

[marsh iris]

man-made

[hazy kestrel]

Yakult is terrible

I hate Yakult

So much

[visual vortex]

I like human 🤤

But i like fish more

[marsh iris]

whats wrong with you ?!

[sly quest]

Good for him ig

[hazy kestrel]

Yakult gives me ptsd of how awful it tastes

[sly quest]

that man was made by a woman tho

[visual vortex]

And delivered into woman by ballsack

[fiery wave]

That's too far though, there are still good men around. The black sheeps just are very loud and apparant.

[visual vortex]

If you think about it you're birthed twice

[sly quest]

That were made in the womb of a woman

[marsh iris]

i thought it tastes delicious

[visual vortex]

And the woman was made by balls too

[marsh iris]

maybe you got an expired one

[sly quest]

That were… made… in a woman.

[hazy kestrel]

You’re going down a path I can’t follow! :(

[visual vortex]

Now get this

That were in a ballsack

I dont know about you

[sly quest]

Kill half men?

[marsh iris]

this is where we part ways, friend no more

[visual vortex]

But when i look at life

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[regal jasper]

Why u guys are talking about Yakult?

[visual vortex]

I see people that need each other

[marsh iris]

[hazy kestrel]

We’re having a very serious discussion

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

On Yakult

I don’t like it

[formal mortar]

I dont even know what Yakult is

[sly quest]

True, but my phone is actually handmade

[hazy kestrel]

Garut does

[sly quest]

I made it

[marsh iris]

not even Vitagen?

[sly quest]

With my hands

[regal jasper]

The god yakult....

[sly quest]

And gum

[hazy kestrel]

Crisis of friendship initiated

[hazy kestrel]

Or something

[visual vortex]

I made mine from a rock

Itms the flintstone's computer

[marsh iris]

or any probiotic drink

[sly quest]

Computer

Show me two dudes kissing

[hazy kestrel]

Probiotic drinks are wack

[dire kayak]

just you wait until i access the mainframe

[hazy kestrel]

They taste funny and not in a good way

[visual vortex]

Im not into that

[hazy kestrel]

In my experience

[sly quest]

Computer

[formal mortar]

You gotta have it show you naruto amv's

[sly quest]

Show Ollp two dudes kissing

[marsh iris]

try again

[regal jasper]

Why not two girls?

[hazy kestrel]

Never

[marsh iris]

one sippy

[sly quest]

Computer

[hazy kestrel]

No

[fiery wave]

Better, but may or may not still be too much.

[sly quest]

Show flesh two ladies kissing

[marsh iris]

itty bitty sip

[hazy kestrel]

No

[nocturne bloom]

whiskey peppercorn steak night

[delicate vapor]

noob here

[sly quest]

Computer

Show me a million dollars

[dire kayak]

when i access the mainframe youll all be done for

[marsh iris]

$1,000,000

[dire kayak]

(free yuri lns)

[sly quest]

Computer

Show me 1 dollar

[delicate vapor]

$1,000,000

• tax

[regal jasper]

Shut up, u're a weezo

[visual vortex]

Carl wheezer

[hazy kestrel]

Y’o’u’r’e

[marsh iris]

$1

[fiery wave]

I mean, instant breakup moment.

[proven basin]

So this game is dead right. What coop shooter you guys playing to replace this game

[hazy kestrel]

[visual vortex]

Viscera cleanup digital

[proven basin]

That’s a coop shooter?

[marsh iris]

gonna state of decay tonite

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[dire kayak]

i met the best randoms ive ever seen recently my faith in this game is restored

[formal mortar]

Baldurs Gate 3

[visual vortex]

You gotta learn to cooperate with buckets

[sly quest]

Whats your pfp

[visual vortex]

Because the stupid ass physics will tip it over

[marsh iris]

anyone played toxic commandos?

[visual vortex]

No

[sly quest]

Why do you have Mickey in your profile

[nocturne bloom]

yes

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep I think

[marsh iris]

sabre zombie shoter

[marsh iris]

howsit

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams personman

[fiery wave]

Play an even deader and far worse game called Aliens Fireteam Elite.

[dire kayak]

ill give you a kiss goodnight

[sly quest]

Good night Persona

[somber stream]

Thursday innit

[marsh iris]

goodbye my yakult hating ex-friend

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao even.

[nocturne bloom]

i liked it but was waiting for its updates

[hazy valley]

I used to be really dumb and sneak out at night when I was a teenager just to go to the nearby park alone after all the street lights went off so I could look at the stars and looking back I was so SO stupid but I still remember how fun it was getting to look at the stars at night without all the light pollution

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll probably be visited by the shadow gnome again

[visual vortex]

Ill give you my dreams

[proven basin]

It’s Topper from Mario odyssey

[dire kayak]

thats me

[fiery wave]

Price way too high, tell me when it's $10 for GotY/complete edition.

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll let you know if it tells me about heretical books again.

Or whatever nonsense happens this time

[proven basin]

Hows Far Far West?

[marsh iris]

sabre still going 3-person coop formula again

[nocturne bloom]

it was reasonably priced imo. much better than almost every release game from similar devs

[visual vortex]

Good

Id recommend it

Ive had more fun in it than hd2

[delicate vapor]

Oh yeah

[sly quest]

OH MY GOD😭😭 IM SO GLAD YOURE SAFE AND NOTHING HAPPENED THATS SO DANGEROUS… but at least you enjoyed the stars…

[marsh iris]

wiggler

[nocturne bloom]

toxic commando being on sale often for $30 is really fair

[proven basin]

HD2 I find painfully boring but I didn’t play with friends. Far far west I heard is good but it’s early access so maybe I should let it cook for a bit before getting

[sly quest]

Do not waste 30$.

[hazy valley]

SAME. I'm screaming internally just thinking about it. But I really loved the stars. I didn't get to see the stars properly until I visited an ex in Vermont because the light pollution in Vegas is just crazy bad

[marsh iris]

waste with me

[visual vortex]

Up to you

[sly quest]

If I ever could I will buy you a star for your birthday.

[hazy valley]

it's so wild being able to walk out to what feels like wilderness where it's just pure darkness and treelines

[fiery wave]

For you. Game is currently $58 on sale.

[nocturne bloom]

ma'am i spend like 1k on guns every 2 weeks

[hazy valley]

and look up and see the stars

[sly quest]

…. Now why would you do that angel.

[visual vortex]

Because guns are cool

[marsh iris]

lamia is the real toxic commando

[dire kayak]

i wonder how much ive spent on my minis

[nocturne bloom]

because i love guns

[jaunty path]

He has 30+ guns

[nocturne bloom]

i passed that milestone at like 16

[sly quest]

ah.

[marsh iris]

guns like cats eating brass kibbles

[sly quest]

Can you sell them later?

[nocturne bloom]

why would i sell them

[sly quest]

What if you grew bored of em

[jaunty path]

This guy has a personal armory

[visual vortex]

You dont

[jaunty path]

He has a lot of guns

but

[marsh iris]

he's waiting for the day

[jaunty path]

ammo?

[nocturne bloom]

i wont

[marsh iris]

zombie apocalypse

[dire kayak]

burglars better pray they dont accidentally rob his house

[delicate vapor]

Until dying light becomes real

[jaunty path]

He sleeps with his guns

[fiery wave]

Mad when I tell you the prices here? I told you before, games are stupidly expensive.

[jaunty path]

he has a loaded gun under his pillow

[marsh iris]

gun body pillow

[visual vortex]

He has a glock in his sock

An ak in his pj

[nocturne bloom]

i keep my m1 garand loaded. goated bed gun

[dire kayak]

faces the burglar like zooble with 4 guns in his hands

[marsh iris]

minigun wen

[dire kayak]

ooouughhh i got the tadc brainrot

[delicate vapor]

Orbital strike when

[hazy valley]

Idk I was raised by my dad to believe that a dog is better than a gun because a thief that is casing a neighborhood sees a dog as a Loud Problem that will bark, attract attention and potentially be dangerous to confront, and the logic checked out in child me so I always believed them. Big fluffy dog is a good deterrent. But now I kinda wonder about maybe having a gun

[nocturne bloom]

#zealot-class message

[visual vortex]

😌

Such a beautiful sound

It's enough to make a grown man cry 🥹

[dire kayak]

so thats who shot me,,,,,,

[marsh iris]

lamia do you happen to have ruger ac-556

[visual vortex]

You can form cohesive thoughts you're fine

[sly quest]

That’s so cool… you gotta show us the guns

[sly quest]

HOLY

[marsh iris]

ph-ting!

[visual vortex]

I heard a ca-ching

[proven basin]

Get a tank first

[visual vortex]

Because i love money

[nocturne bloom]

No but there is an M1 Carbide down the road I want

[sly quest]

Green needle

[visual vortex]

Gun and dog

Problem solved

[delicate vapor]

Forgot my dad and I including everyone else from his side of the family are banned from hitting a piñata

[sly quest]

Why.

[marsh iris]

use beartraps

[delicate vapor]

We all tend to one shot it without knowing

[visual vortex]

Home alone trap your house

[fiery wave]

One will love you, the other might stab you in the back if the thief gets hold of it.

[delicate vapor]

Use mustard gas if they reach the bathroom

[marsh iris]

direct plug in transformer power cables to your door handles

[visual vortex]

They should make a spinoff called home invader or something

Where it's just the robbers setting traps and beating the shit out of kevin

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

hotboxed

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[delicate vapor]

Literally

[hazy valley]

fish tank with crabs as pets perfect

[jaunty path]

They should make a homealone where the kid just fucking shoots the bugulars point blank

[visual vortex]

They did

With the dogdoor scene

[marsh iris]

a tank full of piranhas under the welcome mat

[hazy valley]

yeah I was thinking maybe having a gun safe in my room and a little pistol or something would be fine

[visual vortex]

Shotgun with slug

[marsh iris]

or VC poonji sticks

[hazy valley]

that's why I'm thinking gun safe hidden under my bed and if a thief manages to get into my house, past my dog and under my bed to get the gun without waking me up I think I'm fighting the boogeyman and not a human LOL

[visual vortex]

Piranhas are naturally shy and are more scavengers than aggressors

They pnly become how they are depicted in most media when starved like any other animal

[marsh iris]

ok we kill them before they drop in the welcome mat

[gloomy tartan]

Alligator gar fish rule

Those are fucking badass fish

[visual vortex]

It'd take a few seconds befpre they start biting but that should work

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy valley]

dude I'm tiny idk that I could handle one LOL

[delicate vapor]

Meow

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[hazy valley]

its me

I am the fuck

[dire kayak]

reallll

[hazy valley]

and I locked the front door so don't worry

[visual vortex]

Crowbar:

Window:

[sly quest]

[hazy valley]

oh that's the fun part! this home had a paranoid previous owner so it has metal bars on all the windows including the back patio door as a sliding metal cage over the actual door

[visual vortex]

When my mummi was a nurse she had this home appointment in Detroit

[hazy valley]

this feeds into my own paranoia well

[visual vortex]

And she didnt really notice beyond nothing being on rhe bottom floor

[gloomy tartan]

🧑‍🦽 🦍

[hazy valley]

I am protected against thieves, but if a fire ever breaks out the firefighters are going to struggle to get me out

[fiery wave]

The best thieves might, you wouldn't know. Still sad ppl need to steal to survive at times.

[gloomy tartan]

🧑‍🦽 🦍

[visual vortex]

But after talking to the previous nurse she found out next to the door was just a baby stroller strapped full of Uzis

[gloomy tartan]

🧑‍🦽 🦍

[marsh iris]

i... should buy a crowbar some time

(wrecking bar)

[visual vortex]

I am owed a pickaxe

Not to use or anything

Just to look at

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Guys that gorillas chasing that guy

[delicate vapor]

He’s trying to help him

[visual vortex]

Kind gorilla escorts man across the street

[gloomy tartan]

🧑‍🦽 🦍

[marsh iris]

🕳️

[gloomy tartan]

🦍

[visual vortex]

😭

[delicate vapor]

Dead cadian

[gloomy tartan]

Oh fuck

[delicate vapor]

Lore accurate

[hazy valley]

It depends because growing up my dad was very worried about thieves but hated the thought of a gun in his house. He didn't want a gun anywhere near his kids. He grew up with guns. He was from South Carolina. He hunted, fished, etc. and then later joined the Air Force. I never learned why he hated guns so much. But anyway he told me that the average thief is going to rob during the day when most people are at work/school/away from home, and they're typically going to case a neighborhood to see what places are active, to figure out if someone is on vacation or something, etc. and he warned against someone putting tape over a keyhole because no one would really notice tape on a keyhole unless the person living there goes to put there key in and it seems so innocuous at first and the average person will assume its just some dumb kid playing a prank but if the thief comes back after a couple days and sees the tape still there it means no one is home because no one is regularly entering or leaving

[visual vortex]

This shit tragix

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Holy wall of text

Im not reading that

[gloomy tartan]

The gorilla hid the body behind the text wall

[delicate vapor]

EVERYONE reading it

[visual vortex]

I cant read beyond 10 words

[hazy valley]

Our dog DID stop a thief who tried to climb through our front gate into our yard though

And he tried to sue when our dog attacked him

It was weird

[marsh iris]

loool

[hazy valley]

I'm on way too much caffeine today dude

[jaunty path]

Thats an actual thing thieves can do

[visual vortex]

Shorten it for me

[jaunty path]

Did you have a dog sign

[visual vortex]

To like 7 words

[hazy valley]

Dad hated guns and warned thieves sneak around putting tape on keyholes to check if someone is home before robbing a place

oh wait that's not 7 words

Dad said thieves tape keyholes

guns bad

[visual vortex]

Ight thx

[hazy valley]

there we go 7 words

[visual vortex]

Nah guns good

Kill bears if attacked

[hazy valley]

yes

[jaunty path]

Ah sweet

[hazy valley]

I don't think the thief successfully sued

[jaunty path]

he couldnt get ya then

[hazy valley]

but I was only 6 at the time so I barely remember it

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Nobody smart will break in knowing people are in. Too much risk, if they are caught, thieving is lower as it is breaking in and tresspassing with intent to steal than assault and maybe murder.

[delicate vapor]

Beer

[hazy valley]

trying to be a thief in the US feels like the dumbest idea

people are so trigger happy here

[visual vortex]

I like it

I like me home

[hazy valley]

I think my dad had more faith in the average thief than the average thief does tbh. I'm not sure most thieves put this much thought into it

[marsh iris]

claymore the front and back door

[delicate vapor]

Thief breaks into an Australian house they get greeted by spiders and a kangaroo

[hazy valley]

but I do still remember these things just because I feel like I inherited his paranoia

LOL

[visual vortex]

Police training tape with guy with fucking excalibur next to the door

Im not making that up

They showed that to officers in training

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

I think it was called

[marsh iris]

linky

[visual vortex]

"Surviving edged weapons"

It was about knives and stuff

Good watch if you wanna giggle at stupid things

[fiery wave]

True, most want an easy paycheck to feed addiction.

[visual vortex]

There's also a part with a homeless hunched over a garbage back swinging a knife

And the narrator says

[fiery wave]

No venomous drop bears?

[visual vortex]

"This means: "don't approach me"

[delicate vapor]

nope

[fiery wave]

You sure you are in Australia?

[visual vortex]

The one with the sword was about getting taxes or something

[delicate vapor]

i am

[visual vortex]

The guys sitting on the couch and just stabs the cop through the screen door with it

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Oh and the ending was pretty cool

There's an insane woman going "HAIL SATANNN"

And they mag dump her

Then it shows a dog and says "how many edged weapons do you see now?"

The end

Oh wait bill cosby makes a special appearance in it and talks about koalas for 3 minutes

[marsh iris]

nottheonion

[jaunty path]

HAIL THE DEVIL

WORSHIP HIM AT ALL COSTS

[visual vortex]

The woman in the film got mag dumped

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

She was slowly approaching the two cops and they whip out the blickies and gun her

Just the way the founding father's intended

[fiery wave]

So, police brutality.

[marsh iris]

snuff film

[visual vortex]

Idk it was funny as shit

The entire thing could be summarized into a sentence

If they dont back down and keep on approaching, shoot

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

They NEEDED the bill cosby koala rant tho

That was very important to the plot

[delicate vapor]

ouu shii

[woven sigil]

Mornin nerds

[delicate vapor]

gm

[woven sigil]

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[woven sigil]

Hows it?

[visual vortex]

Good how about ypurself

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

Did you sleep well?

[woven sigil]

I actually slept

Thats like.. the fattest possible W

Not well, but a win is a win an i'll take what i can get

[visual vortex]

What'd you dream about?

[dire kayak]

email is the devil!!!!!!!!!!

devil worship!!!!!!!!!!!

[woven sigil]

Food

[visual vortex]

I see

U eaten yet?

[woven sigil]

Nah, no cooking till half 7

[visual vortex]

Aye

Make sure to brush your teeth before you eat

[woven sigil]

Seems a bit counterproductive

Breakfast first

[somber stream]

You eat your teeth goo along with food?

[woven sigil]

Then sanitization

[visual vortex]

You protect your teeth if you brush them first

[woven sigil]

I mean... i tend not to have teeth goo on account of not eating loads of fuckin sugar

[visual vortex]

Tho sometimes i brush before and after breakfast

[somber stream]

Brush, eat then wash it all down with a hot mug of coffee

[visual vortex]

If you brush teeth now you wont forget later

[woven sigil]

'Pparently coffee doesnt do owt for you until you've been awake for a bit

[somber stream]

Vary from case to case and how strong the mug is ig

Mine works without fail

[woven sigil]

I've been doin it this way for 30 years, it aint changing now

[visual vortex]

Your choice

[somber stream]

Did you even sleep Karien

[visual vortex]

Long as you brush

[fiery wave]

Works to put me to sleep.

[fiery wave]

Kinda?

Does 5 min micro naps like all over the night count?

[woven sigil]

Generally pretty strong, weak coffee seems kinda pointless when tea exists

[somber stream]

No, not really

[somber stream]

Some folk like the taste

I know a few people who drink for the taste, too strong and it give them headache

[hazy valley]

I never have a coffee until after I've gone through my usual morning routine. Shower, dry hair, brush hair, feed cats, breakfast, brush teeth. But it also helps that I'm holding off on coffee until I get to work for free coffee Starbucks everyday is expensive

[marsh iris]

instant coffee

[fiery wave]

Then I guess I had an hour or so.

[woven sigil]

Vile

[somber stream]

I stay up till 2AM working, god damn

This isn't sustainable

[fiery wave]

Instant?

[woven sigil]

Hope its decent filter coffee

[hazy valley]

idk what it is tbh but maybe? someone else handles the coffee machine

I just press the buttons I like

[fiery wave]

I told you not to rush it.

[somber stream]

Client don't care~

[woven sigil]

No sir, it most certainly is not

[fiery wave]

Some machines prepare cheap instant.

[hazy valley]

it varies from VILE enough to make me swear I'll get my own coffee machine, to pleasant enough that I really enjoy it

I have no idea what caused the odd VILE moments

it tasted like sewer water

[fiery wave]

Well, I do. I ask as more of a joke.

[visual vortex]

Starbucks is very lame

[woven sigil]

Inconsistent coffee is just the worst possible way to ruin a morning

[marsh iris]

scambucks

[fiery wave]

Might be old OLD O.L.D. reused beans.

[quaint moss]

hows chat

[fiery wave]

Or gone bad.

[woven sigil]

It aint cheap to buy, but fuck if I'm about to miss out on barrista tier cuppa int morning

[hazy valley]

my sister got me a vanilla bean cream frappe with sprinkles once and I thought it was delicious but it didn't really wake me up LOL

[visual vortex]

Last time i went to starbucks i got a cakepop

[woven sigil]

Very half awake, you?

[delicate vapor]

last time i went was 9 years ago

[hazy valley]

maybe but I think it could also have been that whoever was in charge of maintaining the coffee machine wasn't properly cleaning it

[visual vortex]

Arent they shoving enough sugar in their drinks now to give you diabetes?

[thorn herald]

How I loathe the Excise Vault map on Havoc. Bloody heck.

[fiery wave]

So bonus moldy.

[hazy valley]

I was receptionist for an office once and had to handle the coffee machine there, and part of that was cleaning it regularly

[fiery wave]

That's been there for ages.

[quaint moss]

am good and smoking

[visual vortex]

I feel like it's been gaining more traction now

[woven sigil]

Coffee machines can be a bitch to clean. Used to have one down the pub i was workin at last year. Bastard thing it was

[visual vortex]

Idk i feel like things are just shoving themselves full of sugar

[hazy valley]

probably but like all things in moderation I guess? once in a while something sugary is fine, but every day having lots of sugar (soda, fast food, candy, ice cream, etc.) is a fast track to it

[visual vortex]

No i mean like tons of sugar in one drink

Or cookie

[hazy valley]

on its own that single drink isn't going to give you diabetes

even if you have one every single day

[fiery wave]

They are, some say you could drink 3 cans of coke and it's still less sugar.

[woven sigil]

Man i'm kinda jealous, could do with a doob about now, but alas, self-imposed internal cooldown till next month

[visual vortex]

This is why i only eat

[hazy valley]

in high school I was a soda goblin and I could do WAY more than 3 cans

[visual vortex]

I dont know what i eat actually

[hazy valley]

my computer desk could be clean, but after one night of raiding with friends I'd have it filled across the whole desk with empty cans stacked on each other

[visual vortex]

Ive seen people slam chug like 3 monsters a day

[somber stream]

I've been relapsing on smoke in the past few weeks

[visual vortex]

My mom does the same and her liver is fucked

[woven sigil]

I have no idea how folks can consume so much sugar

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[fiery wave]

The idea is the diabeetus 'coffee' drinks in Starbucks is worse than coke in the sugar department.

[hazy valley]

I drank soda like it was water

[visual vortex]

I am excited to see how this generation handles monster

[somber stream]

One last cig today, fingers crossed i won't go out and buy more lol

[visual vortex]

My guess is organ failure

[quaint moss]

ah

[astral basin]

Hmmm

[hazy valley]

that's fair but like a single Starbucks drink once a week isn't going to give someone diabetes

[woven sigil]

Tryina quit the bastards at the moment. It is... unpleasent

[hazy valley]

as long as the rest of their diet isn't also hyper sugary

[fiery wave]

1 can every 3-4 hours, seems like.

[delicate vapor]

just had acan

made me go to the toilet a lot

[visual vortex]

It's wvery 2 hours here

[somber stream]

Join the club, nurgle said he'll try this month as well

[hazy valley]

teenage me could drink them under the table

[visual vortex]

It's like they summon them

[somber stream]

Or was it next

[hazy valley]

I loved my coca cola

[fiery wave]

A single drink a week, sure. Ppl are drinking like 3 a day.

[marsh iris]

bruh

[visual vortex]

They must have a ritual to handle all that shit

[hazy valley]

ok yeah that's diabetes

[woven sigil]

I would bet on that being a real risk

[hazy valley]

US is known for stuff like that for a reason I guess

[visual vortex]

Plus vaping

[hazy valley]

but wow drinking 3 of those EVERYDAY??

that sounds so expensive

[visual vortex]

I think it's more of a pack mindset

[hazy valley]

yeah packing as much food in their mouths as they can

[fiery wave]

Not from US. Just looking up addicts.

[woven sigil]

Weird to think that despite doing raves and party drugs for years, i'll probably still outlast your average monster enjoyer

[visual vortex]

Everyone will atp

I would not be surprised to find out people in a few years just drop dead

[fiery wave]

Though know someone who drinks one of such everyday ontop of coke and other carbonated sweetened drinks.

[hazy valley]

my British friend had a horrible caffeine addiction and went from lots of coffee to that weird trucker sludge to caffeine pills constantly trying to keep her caffeine high strong

she got away from it thankfully

[visual vortex]

A lot pf people i know that do all the monster also vape

[woven sigil]

Aye i mean, i would be shocked if consuming those things doesnt cause serious heart problems

[hazy valley]

but that was in our WoW days

and we were all a little crazy

[visual vortex]

At this point i must be more healthier than them

[somber stream]

I don't get how mfs who drink Gallons of soft drink everyday still walking the earth

[fiery wave]

You need like a month off to try to reset it tbh.

[hazy valley]

I have no idea how I'm still here either with how much soda I drank tbh

[somber stream]

Bruh

[woven sigil]

At the end of the day, you're drinking what amounts to stimulants, only because it tastes like a soda, most wont associate it with something like amphetamine, despite it being really not all that different in large doses

[somber stream]

Do exercise

[hazy valley]

I do

I like looking nice for cosplay

[fiery wave]

Kids process it better, I think.

[somber stream]

Nice, at least that's something

[hazy valley]

that's probably it yeah

[visual vortex]

And rely on it ig

[hazy valley]

faster metabolism

I miss my fast metabolism so much

[somber stream]

I have that too, negative trait is you burn up a lot

[woven sigil]

An you're hungry all the fuckin time

[somber stream]

So living in tropical or hot area is hell

[delicate vapor]

still got mine sadly

[hazy valley]

could literally chug cans of coca cola all day, eat a whole pizza, and stay thin as a twig

[fiery wave]

Also on avg, stronger hearts still. We are talking teens, right?

[hazy valley]

now I put on weight if I think of a pizza too much

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Peaks at your 20s

[woven sigil]

33 an still like that. It is a blessing and a curse

[hazy valley]

Right

[somber stream]

33?

Dinosaur lol

Sorry Karien.

[delicate vapor]

ADAM

[woven sigil]

Yeah yeah, get fucked. Gobby nipper

[visual vortex]

That's not that old

My grandma's pretty old she's like 79

[marsh iris]

old huh...

[fiery wave]

Someone clearly wants a krak to the face.

[somber stream]

Sorry Garut.

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

I jest! 30 is the new 20

[delicate vapor]

krak candy

[woven sigil]

I might be getting on, but I'm still probably physically fitter than you scrubs in your 20s

[somber stream]

Nah

Joined the army

[visual vortex]

Energy drinks and vapes will make the 30s become the 80s

[marsh iris]

the last time i vape, almost ran out of breath, heart palpitations

[somber stream]

Replace vapes with weed and i agree

[woven sigil]

Oh aye? Then why you staying up ridiculously late all the time, aint very representative of military discipline now is it 😄

[visual vortex]

Guys i have a theory

What if

Putting foreign things in your lungs

Is like

Bad for you

[woven sigil]

Tell me it aint so?

[somber stream]

I go to sleep at exact 10 Sharp, every night. And wake up at 4AM (unvoluntarily for work)

[misty trench]

I put foreign things in my lungs all the time

[somber stream]

Been staying up late for a night or two for the grind

[visual vortex]

I put coins in my lungs

They call me penny-lung

[hazy valley]

People at my workplace thought I was a decade younger than I am (and I SWEAR it's not just them being polite about it!!) I have never smoked, never had any sort of drug addiction, have never had any major health complications, and drink alcohol VERY sparingly. But I'm also half asian. So all that sorta combines into making me look like I can't legally drink I guess

[visual vortex]

Whenever i walk i jingle

[hazy valley]

Living a healthy life means having a healthy body

[marsh iris]

pennylung

[somber stream]

Half Asian usually posses baby face

I'd know

[marsh iris]

daww

[delicate vapor]

can confirm

true

[somber stream]

As in, young looking!

[woven sigil]

No idea why, but that gave me a FNV soundtrack flashback

[visual vortex]

Spurs that jingle jangle

[woven sigil]

Bingo

[misty trench]

I know people who are in their 30s who look like adolescents

some people just get hit with that age lag

[visual vortex]

Jack doherty

And my favorite human ever

[somber stream]

I can waltz into a highschool class and nobody would suspect a thing

[visual vortex]

Jojo siwa

[delicate vapor]

my old man is in his mid 40's and still look as if he's 19

[solar escarp]

I, on the other hand, did the Age Speedrun

[delicate vapor]

[solar escarp]

Where I looked 60 at 40

🙂

[dapper charm]

for the auric maelstorm tag. if i get downed does that count as dead and fail the mission or no?

[somber stream]

Does it come with hair loss

[woven sigil]

Looking forward to going to going from strapping young lad to looking like a prune over the course of a yet to be determined 24 hour period

[misty trench]

I can't do that but they'll let me in anyway becuase they'll be like "oh he can't read either"

[somber stream]

Mf aren't you a teacher

[solar escarp]

Nope. I'm a natural Greymane

[lilac crag]

I look younger when I'm shaved and well rested

[misty trench]

but I'm also a tide player

[somber stream]

Same lol, dad's gene give me gray hair as early as 18

[lilac crag]

I look older when opposite

[misty trench]

GANG

[visual vortex]

Aquila you're just like me

[woven sigil]

When it starts to go, cut your losses and go totally bald. Did that yesterday, an you know what? Looks an feels fuckin great

[visual vortex]

I cant read either

[delicate vapor]

i still look no different to when I was 13

[somber stream]

BALD

[lilac crag]

twink . . .

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[somber stream]

Are great as well

[lilac crag]

bald is never good

[woven sigil]

It's fuckin glorious

[lilac crag]

this reads like convincing yourself

[visual vortex]

Depends on head shape

[delicate vapor]

[cosmic burrow]

Bald makes you evil

[visual vortex]

If you're bald you can become agent 47

[somber stream]

🫵 😔

^Stim

[hazy valley]

do you ever look at pics of older generations in their 30s and end up shocked because all the excessive drinking, smoking and exposure to all the weird chemicals makes them look 60

[woven sigil]

Aye, and the shape of your face, much like any sort of haircut does

[lilac crag]

either way, bald..........

[somber stream]

Attractive people are attractive, no matter the fit or cut, simple as

[fiery wave]

A.S.S.? That just not dying. Going down is fine if someone picks you up.

[hazy valley]

look at a picture of grandpa when he was younger and end up shocked because he looked old when he was young too

[woven sigil]

Not sure that was the main reaason, mostly a case of a lesser standard of living and typically a harder work life

[dapper charm]

perfect thx

[hazy valley]

the harder work life probably played a big part in it too

[woven sigil]

Mind you.. They were also ingesting a shitload of lead back then

So that prolly dont help

[fiery wave]

Some ppl run martydom for a reason.

[hazy valley]

lead, asbestos, plastic

every generation gets something

[woven sigil]

[dapper charm]

makes sense

[visual vortex]

Plastic 🤤

[fiery wave]

Best to not go down though, can't trust pubs to pick you up.

[visual vortex]

Sometimes i eat a bunch of plastic because

[woven sigil]

If you've had a life well lived, you might even get a mixture of all three!

[delicate vapor]

asbestos

[dapper charm]

agreed. I am playing arbitrator so I'm not worried

[hazy valley]

statistic saying we inhale one credit card worth of plastic every week or something and I'm like "rookie numbers" and start chewing on mine

[woven sigil]

That statistic seems very out of whack

[somber stream]

You're 1 lawsuit away from wooing Sarah from accountant wearing a short to work if you're not very aesthetically appealing

Meanwhile it's cute and good with handling people if you're handsome lmao

[lilac crag]

morning air is cold and the sun is already out

looks pretty

[hazy valley]

it has the same energy as people inhaling 3 spiders every year on average

spiders georg should not have been counted

[woven sigil]

I'm more inclined to actually believe the spider one I'm not gonna lie

[jaunty path]

Did he drink a lot

Drinking ages you a lot

[hazy valley]

"I reincarnated as a spider and wow this wet cave is the perfect place to sleep"
the isekai novel that is 2 pages long and the first is the spider crawling into the mouth, and the second is a big THE END on the page

[hazy valley]

yes

[fiery wave]

Eh, a pretty boy won't help you as much out of fear of damaging his skin or injuring his beauty.

[woven sigil]

Shit, I wonder if i can find the picture of a cat dropping a mouse into it's sleeping owner's gob

[hazy valley]

he drank until his doctor told him to stop drinking (and then he tried to continue drinking secretly anyway)

my dad's side of the family has crazy strong alcohol tolerance

[misty trench]

people smoked like chimneys from a young age back in da day too

[somber stream]

Ngl i know dude who only wash their face with water and still rocking it steadily with no issue whatsoever

[fiery wave]

Some are lucky.

[somber stream]

Yeaaah genetic lottery and all that

[woven sigil]

Ironically, not lagging your mug in chemicals every day, generally means you look healthier

[misty trench]

washing my face with sodium benzoate to preserve my image

[woven sigil]

Never did get the whole facial care routine bullshit

[hazy valley]

I feel bad for the people who did tanning salons hardcore

their skin will never recover

[misty trench]

the amount of people who got skin cancer from that shit too

[hazy valley]

yeah it's brutal

[misty trench]

mmm yes lemme just bombard my body with high intensity ultraviolent loight

[hazy valley]

washing my face by rubbing it into my cat to preserve my sanity

[misty trench]

GANG

[somber stream]

Got a indepth health lesson from my doctor recently, sleep routines and liver health contribute a large part of how your skin will look like

[woven sigil]

Aye, that makes sense

[misty trench]

hell yeah, my liver is healthy

my sleep routine is dogshit

[somber stream]

Basically, sleep in time. Eat healthy, exercise. Who would've guess?

[woven sigil]

Aye, its almost like if you treat yourself well, you can look decent

[hazy valley]

I remember hearing that heart health can be greatly impacted by sleep to the point that people who do graveyard shift stuff have shortened life spans because of it

[somber stream]

Trade yours for mine

[sullen robin]

Hey 👋 was wondering if it was worth getting into darktide as a solo player? I know it’s multi but idk how alive it is

[rain idol]

Eugh rather not, my family has a history for it and I’m apparently very susceptible to it

[somber stream]

It's a coop game

You won't go far soloing

[woven sigil]

Yeah, its worth, just the usual shennanigans when it comes to public matchmaking

[sullen robin]

I know that lol I just meant if public was still active

[somber stream]

Oh yeh then yes

[misty trench]

it's alive in most regions

[delicate vapor]

Cyrene..

[hazy valley]

it's pretty alive during most hours of the day in my experience but I play mostly Auric quickplay and Auric Maelstroms
Expeditions are very low interest right now and Mortis Trials can be hit or miss depending on the day
for lower difficulties I've heard that there's a healthy population in Heresy/Damnation
and when I leveled Hive Scum/Arbites I never had an empty group climbing from Malice back into Auric

I'm US West region if that matters

idk if they separate NA

[woven sigil]

That's nice to know given I'll be applying for a night shift job later today

[lilac crag]

there's NAE n NAW

[misty trench]

I used to do night shifts when I was at uni

[sullen robin]

ur all so helpful. Thanks fellas!

[hazy valley]

if it helps you really gotta live a life committed to night shift to fuck up things to that point

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Staying up past 12 in your 30s really take the toll on the next day

[hazy valley]

"night shift isn't so bad" and the dude working it for decades looks like a ghoul

[somber stream]

👴

[woven sigil]

Yer, most probably

[whole bough]

id be a night shift kinda guy

im already up all night

[lilac crag]

my sister does night shift but she still looks like a baby

[woven sigil]

Nah, it doesn't, just try not to take the piss with it

[whole bough]

always have been

[hazy valley]

NAE NAW is fun to say out loud but thanks

[whole bough]

tho im never gonna get a job to begin with

[woven sigil]

Fuckin bum

[lilac crag]

NAE NAW!!!!

[woven sigil]

[lilac crag]

:3

[misty trench]

"night shift isn't so bad" - the guy with fangs and pale skin who keeps asking me to invite him in

[somber stream]

Nah, i feel half dead the very next day if i stay up longer than my usual sleep routine

[hazy valley]

oh I almost forgot but Havoc is pretty active too and finding groups is easy as long as you're not searching at 3 am or something

[somber stream]

My clock has a setting, it demands i follow it

[woven sigil]

I thought you was calling me old earlier an now it turns out you're in your 30s too? Ye cunt

[somber stream]

28

Hehe

[lilac crag]

I am likely the youngest youngin in the topic rn

[woven sigil]

You should not be suffering from a few late nights at 28 Licht Skill issue reet there

[misty trench]

best way to get a havoc group btw is to run a low tier penance title with a dogshit build

[obtuse oak]

Definitely worth. You may have empty lobbies while levelling a new character because the vast majority of the playerbase is playing higher difficulties, but if you do the Battle for Tertium campaign missions in order then you'll level up pretty fast and get over that hurdle. The real game begins at the endgame anyway. Darktide has a huge amount of build diversity and just trying out new weapons and abilities and mastering the gameplay fundamentals can provide hundreds of hours of high-octane fun.

[whole bough]

i kinda got fangs

and im pale

[delicate vapor]

noobling

[whole bough]

i would post my teeth but theyre very fucked up still and i need tod entist the shit

[lilac crag]

I got a cool genetic defect from my mom

second pair of canines

upside: Romanian vampire in true fashion
downside: my gums hurt if I bite weird

[misty trench]

one of my canines grew in late so I gotta get a tooth removed to make room for it

[woven sigil]

Missing a few gnashers at this point

[misty trench]

it's just fucking sitting in my upper jaw doing nothing

[rain idol]

I used to be a real light sleeper but now I sleep like death is my roommate 😭 I recall I used to stay up till 1 or 2 and then figure “well guess I’ll sleep” and then wake up five hours later now it’s I will stay up till 1 and then wake up at bloody 12

[somber stream]

Sleep tax

[hazy valley]

I got a defect from a glass table!!
As a child I saw WWE and tried to imitate it by launching off a couch into a glass table
I still have a scar on the side of my head but it's usually hidden by my hair

it was a square glass table and I hit one of the corners

[woven sigil]

Ouch

[lilac crag]

I got a defect from a glass table is a very funny sentence

I'm sorry you got hurt like that though

[hazy valley]

Thanks I try to make people laugh

[marsh iris]

glass table genes 😔

[lilac crag]

the joke went well with my coffee

thumbs up

[hazy valley]

whenever my friends ask what's wrong with me I always say it started with the glass table

[delicate vapor]

[misty trench]

"do not try this at home"

an entire generation of kids trying that shit at home:

I will admit I was one of them

[lilac crag]

noob

[somber stream]

Same, pulled a Ray Mysterio on my mate

[marsh iris]

wwe childhood, trying out all the moves you watched last night at school with friends

[misty trench]

SIX ONE NINE

[woven sigil]

Aye, can confirm.. Jackass was probably not the thing to be allowed to watch as a lad

[misty trench]

I did do some mysterio stuff just because I was doing gymnastics at the time and could pull some of that shit off

[rain idol]

I recall my brother seen a single episode of jackass and then proceeded to get up to bullshittery that will forever be unseen before on this earth

[delicate vapor]

you

[lilac crag]

you're a noob

[hazy valley]

tbh I was tame with imitation, I had two friends across the street who saw WWE and were WAY more into it
like one of them threw the other off a bunk bed then dragged him over to their door and slammed his head in the doorframe
his eye was red because a blood vessel popped
I have never been so scared of friends before in my life

and we were all like 12

[delicate vapor]

you

[somber stream]

Ray Mysterio, Undertaker, Big show, my top 3 goat

[misty trench]

my cousin broke his arm doing a jackass stunt on his motorbike lol

[obtuse oak]

Kids these days will never know what it was like to get unexpectedly suplexed onto the playground pavement because Kyle had just seen the Undertaker throw Mankind straight off Hell in a Cell

[misty trench]

...this same cousin also got bitten by a brown snake he found in his laundry because he tried to get a closer look at it

[hazy valley]

Undertaker was the BEST. My fav was Stone Cold Steven Austin but Undertaker was a very close #2

[misty trench]

bro was not the sharpest arrow in the quiver

[somber stream]

Those were the days

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-coffin-just-woke-up-wwe-gif-5289384

[somber stream]

Shame how the show went

[hazy valley]

he was the COOLEST

[woven sigil]

The "fuck around, find out" scale at work 😄

[obtuse oak]

Yeah I think your response to Australian wildlife was more effective

[misty trench]

I was an undertaker, kane and triple h fan fr

[marsh iris]

undertaker undertaker or biker undertaker

[misty trench]

also batista and that remains true lol, bro is goated

[obtuse oak]

Stop
Do not approach
Quietly back away
Emigrate to Canada

[misty trench]

I did once swim into a bluebottle swarm so I'm not much better ngl

[lilac crag]

the best play is to not play at all, so they say

[obtuse oak]

I don't even know what that means

Jellyfish?

[misty trench]

jellyfish yeah

had stings all over

[obtuse oak]

Oh gnarly

[woven sigil]

Eesh, fuck that

[somber stream]

Batista got moves, John Cena has always been a bit boring imo

The song is lit though

[misty trench]

here's what the beach looks like after a swarm btw

[somber stream]

No wonder turtle mistake them for plastic

[misty trench]

Cena is boring yeah, iconic but boring

[hazy valley]

I just remember Rikishi putting his big butt into some dude's face

I don't even remember who

but the dude was up against the corner and got butt slammed

[obtuse oak]

That's a familiar sight actually, I'm sure we don't have that specific species of jellyfish up here but Dutch beaches are also littered with them sometimes

[misty trench]

Randy Orton was a classic, bro was an incredible heel

[hazy valley]

I laughed as a kid

I laugh again as an adult

[misty trench]

straight up public enemy #1 during his time

[somber stream]

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

[misty trench]

makes sense yea

[woven sigil]

Weird how popular wrestling is outside the UK

[misty trench]

there were signs up like "stinger season, be wary" BROTHER I WAS NOT WARY ENOUGH LEMME TELL YA

[obtuse oak]

As far as I remember these guys are also venomous but only mildly

[somber stream]

It was drama but for men

[misty trench]

the funniest thing is when people would be like "it's all scripted/fake you know" like as if that wasn't common knowledge and part of the fun

[rain idol]

My brother grabbed a shopping cart (I genuinely have no clue where he got it probably stole it from some maxi or something) and then proceeded to grab me and a couple of his other friends and push him down the biggest hill we could find suffice to say he gained a couple feet and then bruise just about everything that could be named on his upper body

[woven sigil]

I mean, i guess that explains it, we don't do that here

[obtuse oak]

I didn't know the first thing about wrestling until I started surfing the internet. It still strikes me as a distinctly American phenomenon with some popularity in a few other Anglosphere nations.

[woven sigil]

Strange

[misty trench]

the classic self-made trolley problem

[somber stream]

It's funny how kids are almost invincible

[rain idol]

He wanted to do it again immediately after

[misty trench]

I remember playing smackdown vs raw in like 2007

[somber stream]

Always go for the chair

[marsh iris]

i remember playing smackdown on PC with ps1 emulator (or was it ps2)

[hazy valley]

I watched wrestling because my dad wanted to watch wrestling and I just watched whatever anyone else was watching. And then I found out my friends across the street liked it too. We played so many weird wrestling video games. I remember us walking out of the ring, down the ramp and into the back rooms past a forklift we could ride to drive into each other, and then went out into the street into oncoming traffic

that game feels like a fever dream in retrospect

[rain idol]

Oh yes and now that I get older (I’m not even 20) my knees hurt this world is a very cruel one

[somber stream]

I heard yoga helps remedy that

Been doing some myself, on top of jogging

[misty trench]

mysterio, undertaker, batista, kane, triple h, big show, great khali, shawn michaels, ric flair...such a goated roster man

[marsh iris]

slightly grunting when standing up

[hazy valley]

the Ric Flair WOOOOO always makes me laugh

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/wrestler-woo-stoked-crazy-excited-gif-15106343916253332916

[hazy valley]

the funny WOOOO contest he got into

[somber stream]

Big, juicy long sigh sitting down

[hazy valley]

and both of them just screaming louder at each other

[marsh iris]

oooooaaaAAAGHHH

[rain idol]

Aw I wish but my leg is too messed up for any good stretches

[somber stream]

Hehe yeah

[somber stream]

Accient?

[misty trench]

I remember playing one of the older games back when the headliners were the rock and steve austin

attitude era or w/e

[marsh iris]

road dogg rattle punch is funny too

[hazy valley]

Yeah that was my fav era

[misty trench]

THE STUNNER

[marsh iris]

and mankind

[misty trench]

genuinely iconic

[hazy valley]

can't believe the Rock went on to do the Scorpion and produce what is still the WORST CGI I have ever seen in anything ever

[marsh iris]

the mandible claw

[hazy valley]

that's like impressively bad

it's so bad it loops back around into being good by nature of being funny

[ripe tangle]

I was about to call you old, then I remembered those times too, then I remembered I’m actually older than you are…

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-savage-cream-of-the-crop-gif-13414389

[somber stream]

Bunch of dinos in the room

[misty trench]

yeah I'm 2999 and you're 3001

[delicate vapor]

It’s so cold here I placed all my drinks outside and it’s nice

[delicate vapor]

Yao..

[ripe tangle]

It’s wild I know

[lilac crag]

BC???

[delicate vapor]

[misty trench]

I am in British Columbia, yeah

[rain idol]

Propane burn, the nerves there work as hard as my neighbour trying to train his dogs which is to say they don’t

[lilac crag]

. . .

dad joke.

[somber stream]

Sounds like one hell of a story there

[hazy valley]

that's the best response to that

amazing

[rain idol]

Oh you too?

[misty trench]

dad humour is all I have

[hazy valley]

my Canadian ex lives there

[lilac crag]

I got outwitted

[hazy valley]

it's such a lovely place

[ripe tangle]

Not true, you also have an epic beard

[hazy valley]

Butchart Gardens are SO PRETTY

[misty trench]

TRUE

[obtuse oak]

When baby?

[lilac crag]

Aquila seems like he'd adopt a disciple or a pupil

[misty trench]

when that becomes even vaguely affordable

so maybe in like 2060

[rain idol]

Whatever you do whenever the propane stove start making sounds it probably shouldn’t make go in the other fucking direction as fast as physically possible

You will thank me

[somber stream]

Wisdom

[marsh iris]

fellow kids

[somber stream]

However, it's also imperative to take action if you're living in an apartment

[misty trench]

yeah my partner and I would likely adopt if we did choose to have kids but then again I guess it depends on what we want when/if we get to that point

right now it feels like it's not a possibility because finances and other stuff that needs to be resolved first

gotta get my mental health in order and I'd also want a house if I was gonna have kids, not raising a kid in an apartment

[somber stream]

It's not that people don't want to have kids, it's because they can't afford to have one

Meanwhile the state urge you to breed

Haha

[lilac crag]

I'll likely want to adopt in my older years

[misty trench]

if they gave me the money I'd have zero issue with having kids the moment I felt mentally ready for it and well, the money would go a long way to making that happen lmoa

[rain idol]

Luckily it was just my grandparents house also luckily there’s nobody else around aside from my brother that was also very good unfortunately half my right leg is numb and my right hand could stand for a bit more uhhhh sensation

[somber stream]

You did good

[misty trench]

yeah there's so much gorgeous landscape and it's very different from Australia so it's all very new to me even now

[somber stream]

I'm sorry for what happened to your leg but you did save your grandparent's place and your brother

[hazy valley]

it's a beautiful place and if I ever move to Canada it is where I would go

[misty trench]

yeah from everything I've read about canada the only other province I'd care to go to is like, nova scotia

Onatrio and Alberta are an absolute no go lmao

[hazy valley]

yeah

100% agreed

[true widget]

buurp

[marsh iris]

come to singapore enjoy the (below) mid landscapes

[misty trench]

only ever been to singapore airport

[rain idol]

On the bright side I ask them to (make them) buy me warhammer as tribute for my rent free barbecuing, on the downside I do not draw anymore as my hand does not agree with lines or any type of shape resembling something named for that matter on account of nerve shite

[marsh iris]

you've seen everything then

[rain idol]

I adore how beautiful British Columbia is

[misty trench]

BLEAK

[somber stream]

Line might prove diffucult, yeah. How about painting though? Layering your strokes one by one to form a complete piece

[misty trench]

it's super pretty, definitely the biggest attraction for me so far (aside from y'know, my partner living here)

Vancouver is ok as a city but not the most exciting place I've been to

[rain idol]

Hence the warhammer models, I will Pavlov myself into drawing or painting one step at a time no matter how much it pisses me off

[somber stream]

I will watch your career with great interest

[delicate vapor]

[rain idol]

I’ve also taken up the extra hobby of photo taking on the side

I thank bc for this

[rain idol]

Sometimes I wake up look outside my window and go “Jesus Christ I live here?”

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

NOAAA

ok noodles time

[marsh iris]

😮 i just had some

[astral basin]

Economic luxury is no longer in the “we will figure it out” stage
Its at the “either you have or you regret not having”

…

3 shots of fireball

Yay

[marsh iris]

can you afford the human instinct to reproduce

[steady laurel]

In this economy??

[misty trench]

I'm in a pretty urban area so I unfortunately don't get to do that but there's a stretch forest not too far out that I can hit up and I get that feeling for sure

[marsh iris]

content locked child DLC

[steady laurel]

Parenthood dlc is too expensive, gonna wait for a sale

[somber stream]

Sale when

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking what

What is that sentence lmao

[misty trench]

can't complete the parenthood penance because I can't afford the diamantine costs

[somber stream]

I reckon after the WW3 major update

Dev will decrease the price to promote purchase

[misty trench]

ah cool, we can be the parents of the neo-boomers