#general-chat
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oh no
Idk why I said that I don’t even smoke
Oi. Fish boi.
hi lamball
Do you have cheese that just slides into frame as well 
Wonderful storm we had the other day :3
yeah and i have a mute dog
didnt notice
I could solo the tertium uprising btw
Mood. Our current group includes people in three different states so it's kind of hard to gather people together for in game sessions.
Atoma?
CHHEEESSEE
Whatever
they blur together at this point
Really? It was storming like crazy.
Your profile picture gave off the vibe you like tabletop games
you must be further down michigan than me
Idk why
Dude I been saying im near Detroit
I’ve said this like….3 or 4 times now.
bleeh
Probably because it's art done by a friend of one of my longest running character who made it to level 16 before finally getting retired.
you're asking me to remember something that i wont use to prove someone online wrong with
Ooo nice. What class was he?
that shit flies through my head
Fair enough.
Hunter ranger swashbuckler rogue with a splash of fighter.
What do you guys do when y’all embarrass yourselves in front of a group of people. Like actually.
i wann ask yall, what is you "never gonna happen" class, like something that would never be added, ever as a playable class in darktide
He was a, surprisingly successful, attempt at making a martial character who damage scaled with the full casters.
I don't use AI for that reason too. I also like to think I'm playing my tiny part in accelerating its downfall by not touching it anywhere. Vivaldi is my web browser. They're absolutely tracking usage statistics to inflate value in meetings for investors. I'm not going to be a statistic they wave
I can see that being fun
i can tell you that a lot of places are flooded here still tho
Orks
Fighter is always good for a splash cause ACTION SUUURGE
From what?
Oh winter.
Detonate the bomb in my large intestine
and i did smell rain from the clouds when walking home
Any fun class.
servitor
Dude I wish I could do that oh my god.
combat servitor with big claw
As for this class question
you want appendicitis?
I can do that too!
see i would love a servitor but i cant see how personalities would work for them
time to rot in bed
IIRC at his height he did 4d8+7d6+15 damage per turn before other bonuses.
Something I want as a class that’d never be added is a free bootah
progressively more robotic ones
Jesus christ
Haven't you done that all day?
also i dont really care for a voice for a servitor as long as the class is fun
If it would help me explode rn, sure
See a combat servitor would be awesome but can servitors… run?
Sprinting is pretty important in this game
Can servitors sprint?
yeah
you'd be crawling and your insides would be covered in pus and infected
Like I said, it was meant to damage scale with the full casters.
but a part of you'd explode
Or would they replace their legs with tracks like the dawn of war servitor
just not in a funny way
it's the only thing i do anymore because it's the only thing i have energy for
Who tf told you that’s not already happening
i mean yeah but thats my big problem... the fun of a new class is seeing how they bounce off other characters, having a servitor with personalities will either be very jarring as they are very leanient with the labotimization, or will not be fun to interact with at all... so like as mmuch as i want admech in this game, a combat servitor doesnt sound like the greatest idea
just searched it up
they can run
Another pet class with a lesser mechanicum agent with a skitarri would be fun.
Okay thanks
Drink moar Caffeine?
Another “never happen” is ruststalkers or electro priests
ruin your already low energy instead of just sleeping earlier
It’s more than likely we’re getting a skitarii ranger or a skitarii vanguard
Admech class summoning a Servo Skull, Cherub, or a Kastelan
idk the medicae servitors have unique voicelines
a kastellan robot?????? i dont think that would be there at all
it would be interesting to have a servitor mid convo just get self aware and half a meltdown before locking in again
I could see some psyker voicelines for a combat servitor like “I can hear the person struggling inside them” or something
Lmao, I'd pay to hearthat
A man can dream
i would add a servitor class
and id also add unique lines to characters if there's one left
Problem is, it's just going to be everywhere, even certain websites.
yeah i can and i dont want to be dissapointed when the kastealan robots arent in game... they are my favorte admech unit, tied with kataphrons
servitor claw
dual weild servitor claws for the crab servitor build would be dope
Carapace rework when
id like servo-arms to be a mechanic
Puppy class
that's stupid
I mean I feel like an ability where you summon a castelan robot for like, 8 seconds to just beat the shit out of things and then it leaves wouldn’t be too powerful
Those would be dope too... customizing Mechadendrites might be cool
Yeah but I have avoided the Windows 11 upgrade by staying on 10, swapped off Chrome to Firefox and then to Vivaldi, my phone has no AI use, and I avoid products that have AI use. It can be everywhere and I'll tip toe through the cracks avoiding it anywhere and everywhere I can. Their tactic is to make it near impossible to function without it to try to inflate the value through a lack of option to escape it. I'm too sneaky and slippery to be caught by such a wide net
YOURECSTUPID
yeah?
FUCK WINDOWS 11
Arent Kastelans like big as hell tho
My job also has zero AI use
Yeah that’s the only issue
No part of my current business or personal life has any AI
How are you gonna fit that lol
Im sorry
I aim to keep it that way
Yes.
No im sorry not you
it could be like the scums stim lab
Like I could see customisable skitarri depending on what skill tree you select. Like one's more heavy weaponry, ones a flexible lasgun build, one's got flamers, etc.
same height as a dread
Probably more like Cyber Mastiff
Yeah probably wouldn’t work
I would sooner swap to Linux and tbh I might still do that because staying on Windows 10 is a temporary solution at best but it at least affords me the time to become familiar with a new OS
oh so a kastelan would make ogryn even more insignificant
I hate linux but it’s better than windows 11
nice
Vet just needs more guns period
servitor gets a special where it pulls out an m1911 and shoots once
I’m still amazed they lack some kind of LMG
we need a gamma pistol with low damage but ridiculously high rending
enemy instantly pops
i want a grav weapon... at all
like in mechanicus
Hot Shot las pls!! And my life is yours!!
I need me my heavy lasgun, get my vet a hotshot
REAL
wanna know something cool?
We also need a plasma pistol
the miniature for the board game has a hotshot
You know what else we need
More duel wielding weapons
A bit annoyed they’re dlc exclusive
Cant believe the heretics got it first
smh
When in vermintide they’re… base game
Naw, casters can do more, 9d10+1d10+(7x10)+(7x10)+(5x10)x2. Casually spammed inf use spell. This is 5e numbers.
id hope for mechanicus weapons to be added
like the gamma pistol and the volkite caliver
No amount of squishiness in the world will make them not ungodly power demons
Wonder if we’ll get hand flamers
A bit redundant but I feel like a slightly weaker but faster fire weapon could be pretty good
Like Zealots Flamen?
Yeah
not anything crazy like a volkite blaster or disintegration ray
flammen my werfen
Look at it this way: there are people across the world playing stuff like TF2 and GTA4 on windows vista, there are businesses refusing to upgrade from archaic frankenstein computers so outdated they beg for death (even before the AI craze) because modernizing equipment is EXPENSIVE, etc. like there are already people who make do without the fanciest new toys. The only hard part is trying to navigate the new stuff with AI
Cause the flamer is slow as hell to pull oht
Moar promethium for my Zealot? MELTAGUNS??
Heh. They are trying to make people stupider. So they can rule on top more without risk of being shot down.
zealot was supposed to have a bigger flamer according to the miniature
A HEAVY flamer?
yeah?
That'd be sick actually lmao
My flamer is perfectly average thank yoy
I have 32-35 AC, WDYM?
Brother get the flamer. The heavy flamer.
gamma pistol would be so fun though
I hate technology
5e btw.
does like 90 damage but isn't affected by armour
I think you read it wrong
in mechanicus the gamma pistol does 1-2 damage but penetrates all armour
THE HEAVY FLAMER
I’m mostly saying casters are crazy busted in dnd
my guess is the large flamer and hotshot were intended to be in the game
In mechanicus if you press the quit game button you can turn it off and play a better game
Sorry
but due to cosmetic clipping they were replaced with recon and small flamer
god imagine if fatshark releases a wyrmwood class next and not admech
the community would implode
Yes, and you said they are squishy.
I uhhh, rivalled the tank in AC.
Hotshot is already in the game, the Scav Gunners use it REEEEEE
yeah
That’s what I mean
by intended i mean by us
The squishiness doesn’t matter if they just can’t hit you
The PoxFlamer could be another iteration of the flamer if you think about it REEEEEE
Heavy autogun might be fun too... i wonder how it do in a Gun Psyker's hands?
The Stubber Machine Gun by the Scab Gunners are also there REEEEEEE
Give it to the Gun Psyker
Joke is, I also had more hp than half the physical attackers on the team. Except that ranger that kept max rolling.
ogryn needs to be barely relevant enough
How did that happen lmao
but weaker than someone with a dent crowbar
I rarely see Gungryns nowadays, is their Stubber that bad
It’s pretty awful
Give Ogryn a rock on a stick... rock on a stick has ended many a mission
i would rather have my insides ruptered by the pear expanding than play gungryn again
I heard someone say even the vets worse autogun beats gungryns stubber in dps lmao
is that true
You know what surprises me
i would bet it
also im like 90% vet has better suppression too
Is why they just agreed to never PvP me since... remember that thing I told you earlier? That was my char min rolling on a string of misses.
like i always say
There’s not a 40k weapon that’s just a melee grenade. Battlefield one has a german hand grenade that you beat enemies to death with
the best part about playing ogryn is realizing every other class does his job but better
All hits missing.
The description says “you hope it’s a dud”
Okay, which spell is this? Because I know there's some BS numbers in 5e, but that strains credulity.
Im reminded of Soldiers melee hand grenade in TF2 lmao
should i buy another techmarine
that's demo
Doesnt Soldier have it too
no
why am i thinking about buying new minis i still need to finish the t'aunar
Huh 
Third party feats/features on a third party class thrown onto Elderitch Blast lmao. Oh and custom crafted gear I minmaxxed on.
but yeah if you play gungryn just use the blue recon on vet with a las build
Someone blasting Katseye "Pinky Up" over voice comms during the Hab Dreyko escape 
Ah. Mine was made with RAW mechanics. I'm not going to try and compete with the third party material.
DM gave us access to his books so... he forgot I'm very good at accidentally minmaxxing. My laziest char shot up to 96 times a turn at a disadvantage.
She's a 'fighter'.
....
As you can tell, I was too tired to minmax spells.
Yeah I’m really surprised there isn’t a similar weapon in 40k
Shovel
So simply 1d6+7 x 96 times.
6 7
SIX SEVENNN
Crit recon go bzzzzzzzt
I would give my recon a hug
i'm going to start gathering statistics on how often playstation players leave after getting mulched
You might have been using 5e as a framework but that isn't 5e anymore at that point. That's pathfinder lite. /j
Oh, we know. She also has natural 23 AC 'naked'.
The political minded folks want Big Brother to capitalize on decades of data collection but I think the people with the real stakes in AI are playing the biggest grift in history trying to hot potato an impossibly expensive product that can't return even a fraction of the cost, and whoever ends up holding the bag at the end is going to have it worse than the NFT bros and Crypto bros
No offense, but I don't think you can count that high
They're sweating hoping that the other side keeps playing hot potato
Disney isn't playing hot potato anymore
xbox player detected
Is just Crypto scam but scaled up.
MEanwhile Kevin O'Leary wants to build a data center in Utah that consumes more water and electricity than the entire state
I love technology. I just hate tech bros who want to use it to try to sell every part of someone's life back to them
Tis I, the console peasant since 2001
dih
China outlawed replacing humans with AI
Oh hi ant
Dawg walks in here flexing on my RAW multiclass that I think I did pretty well with like they aren't playing what may as well be a completely different system for all intents in purposes.
Abby
I’m glad you still haven’t been banned
why would i be banned
Too woke
the mods love me brah
Hardcore
im nepomaxxing
I’m gonna harvest your organs and sell them back to you
It's all part of the game of smoke and mirrors because they have to pretend it will eventually scale up the return as much as it has scaled the investment, and the more data centers are cancelled the more the circus act begins to crack
i wonder why they won't let us disable crossplay
Why am I gonna do this? Uhh capitalism
No I don't want them. Let me become a robot. I want to transcend flesh and accept the comfort of steel
the console players need adults to coddle them
Repo Man: The Genetic Opera
The clown men in suits are juggling with very expensive toys and they're all deathly terrified of dropping it because they're live bombs
To allow us xbox peasants to sample the delights of others?
A lot of rich people are losing a lot of yacht money
o deer
Oh, funny thing is, that's just gun you can take a disadvantage to double shot, action surge, haste, action (one turn haste), twinned (if an enemy is standing next to a target, you can choose to hit them as well for a disadvantage) and a few other things like missing does your dex in damage always.
Also don't get me wrong there are some fields where LLMs are useful like in the medical field for more rapid scanning for cancers but those are private models being designed by the doctors themselves, and not the slop being spoonfed by the bigger corpos
xuesday idiot
any of them if you want to spell it wrong enough
only gemini and grok doesn't hallucinate with this question
Xebxuary
Xoctoxer
Xprxx
nah claude gets it too
Xbeezy
It's bad against single target but will absolutely clear a room of zombies.
iz chewsdee innit
Isn't it wed/thurs?
i wanna play more goat of tsushima
im gonna eat it
but i also kinda wanna play a space game....

vhich vhan
director cut
good one
Oh I should try gothic fleet armada
No.
Go out and touch some grass. Soak in the rays of the sun and enjoy a nice milkshake
are we getting Warhammer skulls event this month?
Yes
yea
My bet is on may 15th
Or 13th
Nice crop dumbass
Yes
yudict

looking forward to it then.
nah you are just a right person in a wrong universe
My gamble's on a class reveal then
CATGIRL CLASS SOON
I still dont get it
rat girls
None of those are rats!!!

steals your jeans
porcelianmaid my beloved
Nice shoes

I picked that one because it's the only actual pair of shoes
big shoe
Darktide more like diddytide
Summer heat is coming
Its all in the name
why does the sun hate us
NO PLEASE NO
i need a pair together and small enough
NO
👟👟 .
summer in heat
Here
i dont like sneakers
there has to be a better way to stay cool other than a struggling AC unit and a bunch of fans
ice cream
Swallow icecubes
We just burn to death here in Scotland
I need to maintain my Summer body for the pool season I won't get a chance to swim in other than the start of Summer when I get a hotel purely to be able to walk from the room to the theater in comfort
when I dress
as a clown
Uhhh… destroy the sun.
welp off to work i go
this is the calorie conscious advice I need
i can eat it if you want
please do it gets more hateful each passing day
corporate clown 
Digital Circus Last Act theater showing in early June
I'm cosplaying
@sly quest heey its the Big Gay Al!
Aww that’s adorable
Is that the word I wanna use
Idk sweet? Nice?
Your passion for it is nice
It's Pomni so like whatever you think about her I guess
i love it when pomni makes this face
Plus I’m always big on cosplayers. It’s tuff

where evil Pomni
Has anyone gotten really bad lag in darktide lately?
Who’s the evil one who says fuck
THATS ME
zooble?
I think so
yes
big john
I know a character just straight up drops an f bomb but it’s censored
all of them do that
except ragatha
I should actually watch tadc
Gangle gang
have you seen the Zooble's English VA having cuteness aggression toward the Gangle French VA?
I did see thst

Gangle’s French va is a piece of shit btw though
I just know the English ones 
Salut zooble, I hate minorities!
timestamped for when Gangle speaks
that's really unfortunate
Yeah
I had no idea the French VA was problematic
People tried holding it against gooseworx
But I mean she couldn’t really… have known
Wait are you sure about the claim that French Gangle VA is bad?
I believe it was her
The only thing I could find about it is unverified sources
But I can't find any actual evidence other than people saying it is true
Eh. I take it pretty serious when it’s multiple people
Even if it’s not definitive proof, if it’s multiple sources I consider it worth listening to
I'm very cautious about just taking anything at face value and always look for definitive proof
It's like my brain is yelling at me sarcastically: "Do you really think that many people would just go on the internet and collectively lie without any evidence other than hearsay?" and I end up having to dig to find Something that isn't just someone on twitter going "they did it I was there as the camera in their fake pomeranian dog"
I'm still digging and can't find anything other than someone going "I speak French and I can confirm" but like huh
that's not credentials
LMFAO
if they were one of the French VAs working alongside them sure
What are they saying anyway
that's credible
That the French VA were bad?
there are some people claiming Gangle's French VA is a groomer but they're also claiming Gangle's French VA is a guy and the second is untrue because they're voiced by Ashley Nichols, so not a guy
I went to her twitter and they're saying that the drama being spun up about them hating minorities is based off a clip of them trying and failing to read someone's username
No not that
I'm really not finding any real dirt, and just a lot of people with shovels eager to bury her tbh

oh right Gangle's French VA is Marissa Lenti
The internet just spins faster and faster
The English one I mean
people are SO desperate for drama
This is why I just don't react to things like that anymore
This wasn’t worth bringing up
because its more often than not bullshit
there's outrage culture that's just begging to find literally anything to be mad about and will manufacture things if they can't find anything
I.. was just in it for the show 
And its nothing to stress about
I blame algorithyms entirely
I'm also in it for the show but I do still stay aware of weird stuff when it pops up and verify things
I dunno I believe accusers most of the time until something proves them wrong

waiting for KoG episode 2 
I deleted my twitter account because I can't be bothered by internet drama anymore and I carefully curate my Bluesky so it's just art and memes I like to see
What
I thought that was an actual disscord emote for a sec lmao
I try to reserve judgement until the facts are out. Support victims of course, but I'm not ready to get torches and pitchforks until things are confirmed
It came from tiktok probably ngl
In a world where people will spin up bullshit out of pettiness. I really do not think thats a good way to go about things.
This attitude is why people don’t report stuff in the first place
We're in the age of misinformation. You have to be ready to check things more than just trusting some rando on the internet
I do feel like people will always have something to say lmao
which is.. just.. idk.. hasty?
It’s a pascals wager thing anyway
I need to cook breakfast reeee
If you support the accuser and the accuser was wrong, then alright you apologise and move on. If you support the accuser and the accuser was right, you sided with the victim
If you supp- this is a waste of time
Who gives a shit
feed me pls pls pls pls
Marissa Lenti is also not a guy btw so like random redditors and twitter people being mad about it seem like they're bots being used to farm engagement
The Accuser ruined the accused reputation/life based off a lie.
That happens. and it matters a lot.
like its not a simple apology
You fucked up their life
jesus.
if we go about shit like that, an accusation of whatever nature becomes more of a weapon than anything.
Reading into it more I'm not really seeing Marissa doing anything wrong yet? What I'm seeing is that Marissa Lenti was not ready to go torches and pitchforks over someone named BlackGryph0n until they had more facts to prove they were as bad as the people making claims were saying he was, and it was BlackGryph0n who was accused of grooming
It’s fine. It doesn’t matter. I shouldn’t have said anything
They released a statement afterward explaining their stance on things that they've been attacked by someone who wanted to use false claims to cut off their support network and make friends/family abandon them to make them more vulnerable, so they understood what it felt like to be attacked and they were erring on the side of not abandoning someone they considered a friend until they could figure out more
I'm not finding anything about them upset about minorities tbh
I didn’t want this to be a whole thing
No no it's good to speak up because it's important to be aware of stuff just in case
But also sorry for making it into something way more than you meant it to be

I usually start on the side of accusers always. Statistics usually support them
If I was wrong the alright I was wrong
I'm always ready to support victims, I'm just not instantly into attack mode. You can comfort and console the victim in a situation without turning around and attacking the accused right away
Yea I became very bored with the instant attack mode very early on
You can protect someone without going aggressive
If you know you’re innocent I feel like some insults won’t get you
psst I need to show you something
show me
Death threats, losing following, having connections cut, etc. the insults are just the sprinkle on top
Being big on the internet does that
Accused or not
Being big on the internet also just comes with the fact you’ve put yourself out there

for content creators its especially stressful. I wouldn't say "some insults may not get to them". Emotions are a really personal thing and everyone processes it differently.
You seem more bothered by false accusations than actual things people did
I sent it in DMs!
Can you name a content creator this happened to
Who didn’t recover after
Even kwite crawled out of his hole, as much as I just don’t like the guy anyway
Not for the accusations I just think he’s too much of a fence sitter
I am the most fence sitter to ever sit upon a fence
I shouldn’t have gotten into an argument before bed
Lmao
Just go to sleep and lock in
Then go outside and realize 90% of the argument wont affect nature
The 10% is if you dont move on from it
I keep trying to cut it short but then it becomes a circlejerk of why they think I’m wrong
And saying I’m getting pitchforks or something
Oh my god not this one
They arent beating you to death right?
“So?” Goddd I hate this one
Nah you just need to lock in
“Why should you care” because I frequent hereeee
The ever humble block button:
Press leave the psykhanium
All the enemies gang up on me immediately
Anyway missus never named someone this actually happened to
Dont know enough about a ton of people here to care about them
Plus cat likes ff14 and that’s pretty based
Your heart is in the right place. You want to do the right thing and that's the most important part in my opinion. Don't let something like this dull your desire to do good or be good
Thanks
Nah I just personally prefer not to jump on bandwagons the second something comes out about a person until theres more info
Alright but like who
thinking of playing state of decay 2 tonight
I also want to clarify I didn't mean to imply you were getting pitchforks or going attack mode. Just that people on the internet tend to fall into that bandwagon a lot and it's harder to see past the crowd sometimes
ngl i have it in my list for years and havent installed it
Thanks. Sorry for putting words in your mouth then
Sometimes i go on steam and buy games that i never touch
dude same
It's ok there's no room for words there I'm having tacos
I swear
I can't wait for State of Decay 3. Friends and I played a LOT of State of Decay 2 together
painting the t'aunar fusion eradicator's barrels should be considered CIA torture
Ill play chop goblin soon i swear
decay together
The co-op mode in State of Decay 2 is the most janky mess of any co-op system I've seen in any game ever
So I hope they do better in 3
“I can’t wait to get back from this supply run. It’s been so fun!”
The ever friendly and loving feral:
Or something
is that the mopping simulator lol
I like the difficulty below lethal because lethal has the modifier that regular zombies do more damage to cars
This violent itch to play that game
I find it very unrealistic for 3 zombies to make a car explode. I can’t do that irl, why can they
zombies duh
I know it’s a zombie game but it lkke
It took me out so quickly
Still it’s a good game
Especially now
Same thing for tanks and the cannonfodder bugs in hd2
Yeah
Why can one singlehandedly destroy a fucking tank
My mom is a constant let down ngl
Your mechs are made of paper in hd2 it’s so funny
my headcanon is the human strenght threshold limit is non-existent on zombies
Juggernauts I could kinda see maybe? But only for like smashing up a car into disrepair. Idk why cars explode violently in games. Do they even do that in car crashes irl?
hello everynyan
Now they are selling mech customizations
Is it like the gas tank rupturing and the car catching fire from the engine being broken?
You can cheese juggernauts with the rear of your car
clearly amplified by the virus
Remember when we could unlock shit in hd2 for doing a major order?
I did it twice it was really funny
Yeah me too we havent had one in a year
T-viros
doesn't that mess up your trunk? I could swear I had a friend talking to me in utter despair after I said "I can take care of it!" and they watched me back up our car through an entire horde
Remember when we went above and beyond go avoid the anti tank mine major order
And save kids?
Zomboid mentioned
zomboid is hard AF
Yeah
Its great 
The rear in sod2 is a lot more resilient than your frot
Front
Not frot
I swear far far west makes hd2 look like a scam
Don’t frot the zombies
I just the Burgler one so i can Hotwire a car
What’s that new deep rock galactic game
Plague Ferals are the true nightmare
It cant be that good
Rogue core or something?
Oh yeah
State of Decay 3 needs to make me genuinely terrified of ferals again
They added FEMALE DWARVES
It doesnt favor the enemies
THEY WENT WOKE
woke..
RAAAAGH
hows far far west
And it has actual content not locked behind paywalls
Turns into a werewolf
I CAN MAKE A DWARF WOMAN?!
YES
oh wait not actually Deep Rock Galactic ok
More fun than hd2
what's the other game
In my opinion
Far far west is the other one
You know a good horde shooter that absolutely no one plays
I'd love to play a Dwarf woman and live the fantasy of having an alcohol tolerance that isn't shit
Just thing hd2 mixed with drg swarms and no favoring enemies
World war z
o.O the gameplay is giving 90% DRG vibes
same company?
Huh really?
500,000 sales 😭 🙏
even the UI looks like DRG
It did look like you dont mine anymore in Rogue Core
Drg inspired a lot of horde shooters
They added more weaps for mellee as well looks like
Single player game but is anyone else excited for blood of dawnwalker

Just wanted to slide that one in
Wait I thought Rogue Core was another game
It is
It's Deep Rock Galactic??
Is that uhh Vampire one from CDPR?
What makes far far west more fun than hd2 is that you can shoot a minigun midair
Former cdpr devs
does that mean the main game mode will let me play a Dwarf woman
Ohhh
how is everyone
Looks like
Cooking breakfast
m good
I require sustenance
The male dwarves but with breasts
Can the female dwarves have beards
so male dwarves?
And no beard
male dwarves rock the beer belly, they're definitely coming with boobs too
Idk where that even started about fem dwarves having beards 
Where does “even the women have beards” come from
Ikr 
I thought it spawned from witcher
making coffee from coffee machine with coffee pods
But it seems even older than that
I think it's a collective thing
Like mass hysteria
Mass beardsteria
Good one
We all instinctually think of female dwarves to have beards and breasts
probably Lord of the Rings where Gimli makes a joke that non-Dwarves think Dwarf women don't exist and Dwarves sprout up out of the ground beards first, or that Dwarven women look exactly like Dwarven men and have beards too
Oh that makes sense
this was my earliest thought as well lmao
like that fem dwarf in rings of power (
Aaa
We dont talk about that
i knew it
Rings of power made me get testicular cancer
Skibidi toilet class confirmed
Wouldn’t it be eye cancer
Were you watching it with your balls
Yeah
Ah I seee
Female dwarves have beards, just a more fine downy thing
Im like the basilisk frogs from dark souls
I have false eyes
And real eyes
watching a friend of mine playing sm2 for the first time
Hitler satan
Does he think its mid yet
I’m the developer of sm2 that really offends me
The sole singular developer of sm2
you think they braid their pubes?
Maybe
wuh? 
one of my fav tropes is that humans can't tell Elven men and women apart, it's extra funny imagining that Dwarves share that androgony too and humans struggle to tell them apart just the same LMFAO

So every elf ever then
Yeah
🤔
Meanwhile the other races all think humans are barrel chested weirdos, whos main gender difference is skirt length
Unboxing reveal goes crazy
They’re gonna find true joy when they see a woman in a suit
If I met a elf and they started buying me clothes or something en mass I’d assume I’m being adopted like a shelter dog
You realize you haven’t traveled as much
You have personalized stuff with your name on it
Your favorite snacks allways reliably accessible
Not that I have any experience with that stuff
I’ll let the elf adopt me if you won’t
Anasterian from World of Warcraft has some really cool art. Elves so rarely have facial hair and I think he rocks it
His Hearthstone card art is sick
Awesome
It's a shame Warcraft Reforged is a complete failure
The elf’s aren’t prepared for carbonated beverages lol
Elves in dnd are kinda just like other people but they have pointy ears
This is a good thing btw
I love dnd having the whole other races living regular lives
The issue with any race that lived forever nearly is they have big families
Yeah
Rogue trader had elves and humans cracking
assuming they have any libido to speak of
So you come across as their stupid poor friend
They managed to grow numbers in elder scrolls
I'm just saying, population isn't just a factor of longevity
They grew in population from morrowind up to the war before Skyrim
I like it in tes too
Elves and argonians and shit just living regular lives in towns
The elf’s have kids slower in elder scrolls
Really cool that they’re all just normal parts of life
But they still managed to grow enough in population to fight multiple other factions is the point
wdym I thought Yrliet was "romanceable" but she would never actually show love or physical affection?
unless you mean the Dark Eldar companion
Yeah yrliet has no sex
Marazhai however…
My gf is gonna love that guy
If only she’d PLAY PAST ACT 1
she is gonna love the guy who massacred nearly a whole planet's defense force
Windhelm:
Vivec:
She’s weird like that
I mean it’s really impressive ain’t it
Alinor:
what counts as close range kill for Blackout regen for hive scum? Because I hacked my way through a horde with melee and sometimes it didn't regen at all
wait bonesaw doesn't count for blackout regen? wtf
Doesn't count DOT Kills I think
Tbh I'm not really interested in sex. Whenever I play Rogue Trader I want to see if she's willing to hold hands
bonesaw mostly kills based on DOT ..... jesus
It'd be sorta like a romance with an ace character and I think depending on how they write the character the story could have some wonderfully wholesome moments of someone who knows they cannot permit themselves to feel for you still having little moments bleed through the cracks in their shell
you bonesaw that coming
just had the best dt match of the year

dorohedoro
Man, I'm not against talking in chat, but I'm naturally more of a lurker. I just want to post my dude in driptide. I'm out here like king julian going howlongisthisgoingtotake.gif
Oh. Someone said 250 words when I asked last time. And I was like "I have already exceeded this number". 250 posts makes more sense and also sort of makes me want to sink into despair. /j
don't worry 250 posts goes by so fast
Don’t lie to the gray name
don't worry 250 posts goes by at a moderate pace
Lmao
doh
scope dog why not
Messages. Engage in the yap or never show your imagery....
It's closer to 100 messages. 70~ with a cooldown before next activity measured tbh.
I will endure so I can get critiqued on my mid drip, heh.
If you spam too much, you end up banned instead.
Oh, I don't intend to spam. I just kind of "talk" like that, but that's it's own problem.
as long as you're just involved in conversation you're fine probably
tbh that way of typing is probably easier to read/follow
sometimes I'll type up a big paragraph when someone asks for advice in the Vet channel
socializing 
I'm always a bit awkward whenever I wander into a new space.
it was a little short
Nevermind that there's a 0% chance I'm the weirdest person there
I'm watching Witch Hat Atelier with friends now

dude I'm literally dressing up as a clown and walking through a casino next month to watch a movie you're fine
inferno psyker
the magic in Witch Hat Atelier is SO cool with how it works, especially the spell effects at the end of the 5th/latest episode
is it on netflix
but never have I see an anime and immediately went "I'd be evil in a heartbeat" to the immense shock of my friends
Logic and emotion are rarely good drinking partners. In fact, I'm fairly certain one doesn't drink at all.
brimmed caps have style and that's all I need
if the forces of good wanted me to be good too they should have decided that when they decided to look like DORKS
i got naked in the shower, so being weird is least of your concern
Nah you'll be super weird when compared to me
nah its fine, i might scope it out somewhere i guess
It is not
I am the most vanilla person here
But there's Delicious in Dungeon on Netflix
yeah i watched that one
that one was fun
making icecream out of ghost ectoplasm
No
You love expeditions
We talking dungeon meshi?
Come onnnnnnnn
Peak scene btw
You've seen me shit on it back to back
if you mean the delicious in dungeon yeah
You said expeditions were the best addition to the game
Yeee
yeah
And that you hate single player
I said expeditions is pointless
Dungeon Nom Noms 
Skins you alive
eat monster bits
Stop trying to make a leather jacket and leather jeggings out of my flesh
Laios did nothing wrong
my fav thing is that Falin spends nearly every scene with her eyes closed Pokemon Brock style but the one time she opens them is || in the bath scene when Marcille stands up LMFAO ||
Let him eat monsters
I was definitely like
On laios side
I related to him alot in having taboo interests
Id be hype to eat monsters too ngl
the dwarf to marcille is like "YOU ARE GOING TO EAT IT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!"
Naw, by spam, you'll know when Hadron bot starts to deletes your messages.
what u talking about, is it yuri?

Nah just roomates 🙂
yes but like idk if the anime will go yuri or best friends because the manga is very much on the fence even though I'm vaguely aware there's a Certain Scene in the manga that strongly feeds the yuri theories without confirming them
Reminds me of my GF trying to get me to go to Hoyofest dressed as FeiXiao in July. >_>
Which anime is it? I need to see this rn
I'm a yuri addicted
Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon
btw I hate this thing, a certainly queerbaiting
the devotion between Marcille and Falin definitely feels like it goes beyond the line of just friends imo
I also hate it
please just let us have yuri
@tawdry edge babe, a anime w yuri!!
I can think of more beautiful things
most of the episodes are just fun dungeon style shenanigans
some fun recipes and magic
tiny bit of possible yuri sprinkled in
Like a fisb being prepared for a meal
I like it
one scene feels SO yuri to me
i'll try
i already knew it has yuri
i fucking told you, dummy

u told me that?
I don't remember
YES I DID
I empathize. My memory sucks.
Well, its dogshit but at least I don't have a FUCKIN 2 SECONDS MEMORY, u always forgot what u saying
whether it goes yuri or not in the anime it's still a very fun watch and I'm praying that they commit to yuri in the anime regardless of what the manga is doing
Yes, I am
You two need a room. Domestic violence much.
And I don't regret it
sameeee
You should call someone about that

I mean like Arcane committed to the yuri after spending so long on a will they/won't they and it even featured an ACTUAL SEX SCENE
that was wild
Romance violence*
can't believe Riot greenlit it
tsunri
but I'm so happy they did
I'm the toxic one
YES
WHEN I WATCH IT, I WAS LIKE

I waited so long for this scene
SAME
I had Fantastic by King Princess on repeat on my Spotify for a couple weeks after that episode
and I appreciated each second of it
YES
SAME
Toxic yuri this… evil yuri that…. Sweet Yuri when?
True..??!!!
Al why did you evolve
The best kinda of yuri
Enemy to Lovers
Signalis is my fav doomed yuri turned saved yuri of recent stuff
Grew
Doomed yuri
nhehehe
somebody used a power stone on ye
doomed yuri is fun but I like when yuri defeats the doom to find their own way
DOOMED YURI GO AWAY
That would never happen because love has been bastardized to include abuse
ONLY GOOD HAPPY YURI ALLOWED 
I'm sorry I'm addicted to being sad
Why is a man talking
I love tragedy so much
Cause
That’s why we can’t have happy yuri.
i know yuri
I know a few things
I want happy yuri too!! I just also want to be sad most times sometimes
he's bald, psychic and russian
Yeah
Most gay representation in media has tragedy 
And he visited space
My favorite cartoon is She-ra and the Princess of power, I thought for a long time that netflix wouldn't doing adora and catra be together, it was a torture for my mind
🥪