general-chat

[somber stream]

EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO FOOD DISTRIBUTION

[jaunty path]

Are you saying they should establish a corporation

[little marten]

DONT EAT THE MYSTERY MEAT

[jaunty path]

Like

an actual beneolent corporation?

[marsh iris]

is there such

[jaunty path]

in fantasy

possibly!

[whole bough]

crusher arbie kinda awsomes

so much impact

and pusha ttack to one shot crusher

[little marten]

NEW HELLDIAPERS PATCH NEW HELLDIAPERS PATCH

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

it's just the hive guard revert

turrets are now functional again

[little marten]

Helldiapers SAVED?

[ripe tangle]

It’s 4 in the morninf

should I smeep?

[little marten]

Watch TikTok in bed, duh

[somber stream]

Hiveguard reverted

Fuck hellwhiners

[jaunty path]

obvious questions

[lilac crag]

Cremator remains on top once more

at least I can get gatling back in my kit

next time playtest their shit

[little marten]

I had a dream that I was playing the new Diablo expansion and for some dumb ass reason I’ve woke up thinking I should buy it - can someone please kindly humble my dumb ass

[timid bolt]

do you guys like hollow masks?

[somber stream]

Do not buy it

SKULL SOON

[little marten]

Ok based thank you

[somber stream]

A permanent stratagem in my loadout

Now get this, a pitch

Belt-fed Heavy Shotgun

[marsh iris]

get belted

[little marten]

What’s the drama with the helldivers Reddit and the helldivers unfiltered one

[lilac crag]

I've been hoping for this. but I doubt they'll make it fun. they hate shotguns.

[little marten]

Did I miss a civil war

[somber stream]

It's a bunch of nothing burger

[little marten]

Noted 🫡

[lilac crag]

devs say they have thick skin only to say they mostly read the reddit sub with the soft-spoken bunch

[jaunty path]

I think the most dystopian machine I can think of is a telepathic monitor. it reads and detects rebellious thoughts and opinions

[somber stream]

They call each other Glazediver and Whinediver

[feral vessel]

gi missus

[feral vessel]

the telescreen

[jaunty path]

It only sets you at high risk for when you're genuinely planning out something like a terror attack

[lilac crag]

i can take a punch
but only from a toddler

[jaunty path]

Its still being tracked.

they want full compliance.

[little marten]

Lmaoooo classic “I’m prepared for critique”

gets critique

“NO YOURE NASTY GET DOXXED”

[marsh iris]

the person behind monitor gets screened heh

[little marten]

Did you watch minority report

[jaunty path]

Nope.

Never

[lilac crag]

devs are acting like this community is out to kill their game

[little marten]

It’s basically that

But instead of a machine it’s a bald woman in goo

[lilac crag]

community is acting like the devs are out to kill their cash generator

in the end, both are clueless to their wants n needs

but yk. buy our wb with a shovel please.

💢

[little marten]

If I could go back in time and change one moment, out of all the moment in human history, I’d go back and tell myself not to bother buying warbonds cause helldiapers will be eventually be boring

[elder merlin]

I'd stop the chimps from descending

[little marten]

Which planet of the apes movie was that; Dawn?

[somber stream]

Ooog oog gaa gaa

👶

[jaunty path]

brain worms

[marsh iris]

MODS UNDERAGED USER

take him to the mines

[woven sigil]

Licht has regressed

He's beyond saving

[somber stream]

Fools

I retain my memoori and knowleg

Am the most powered person

[lilac crag]

punts you like a football

[marsh iris]

i've seen this anime before

[woven sigil]

Sometimes I feel like im the only one who doesnt watch horny cartoons

[little marten]

Worlds smartest baby huh

[lilac crag]

yeah cus you get live action

/j

[woven sigil]

Well, I mean, I didn't want to brag or anything..

[lilac crag]

why fiction if realiction

6 7 as the kids say.

[woven sigil]

Aye, we can't all be 6 foot adonis' with missing teeth an no hair.

Simply a difference in skill

[little marten]

I don’t watch horny cartoons

I just imagine them in my head

[twin flower]

Helll yeaah

[somber stream]

Manifesting reality

[woven sigil]

As I said last night, if you squint hard enough, you can make anything look like boobs

[timid bolt]

rorscharch tests are always bobs confirmed

[molten matrix]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[woven sigil]

Lmao, you could fuck with a psyche doctor so hard if you only gave perverse answers to one of them

Gotta make it convincing though

[timid bolt]

convince of what pervertism?

[twin flower]

thatt youre 'green' minded

[woven sigil]

Yeah.. now I think about it, that shouldnt be too hard

[somber stream]

The real reason Perseus managed to best Medusa wasn't because of the mirror shield

It was because Medusa herself was PACKING HEAT

[marsh iris]

thinking hard

[woven sigil]

Aye, the whole "turn you to stone" thing... probably a suggestive metaphor because boi she was fit as fuck

[timid bolt]

she needs a new shampoo that hair is crazy

[somber stream]

"That's the thing baby
.
.
I'm always ROCK HARD"

[marsh iris]

meduse: "my eyes are up here"
you hardened

[jaunty path]

this user was later found beaten to death

[little marten]

Man of science

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Life is hard

[woven sigil]

So is muh dick

[somber stream]

But so am I

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[woven sigil]

Wheeyyyyy

[somber stream]

[woven sigil]

The opportunity was presented and it was not gonna be missed

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[marsh iris]

[timid bolt]

whos your favorite primarch?

[jaunty path]

Micheal Jackson

[timid bolt]

the movie was that good?

[jaunty path]

Idk i aint fuckin watch it

[timid bolt]

fake fan

[jaunty path]

never was

[twin flower]

'el Lion

[timid bolt]

hearing he dies in dawn of war 4 cant wait to murder him

over and over again

[jaunty path]

inb4 hes resurrected or some BS

[woven sigil]

Wasnt he already?

[timid bolt]

with lore that looks nothing like his original attitude

[somber stream]

No elf wife

[woven sigil]

Fat L tbh

[teal token]

Is Star Wars battlefront 2 worth buying?

[marsh iris]

he wants to be like gorilaman, so he get ressurected by an ork baddie

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut

[marsh iris]

komrad jerry

[teal token]

Also do Epic Game launcher games can be open using Steam?

[marsh iris]

yeah, need to use the parameters

[teal token]

Aw

[marsh iris]

(i forgor the process)

[teal token]

So I need to buy the game on both apps then?

[timid bolt]

or you could just use gog

[teal token]

Gog?

[timid bolt]

good old games

drm free game ownership

[teal token]

Oh...

I never heard of that before

Is it a wabsite?

[woven sigil]

Whats a wabsite?

A place with lots of wabbits?

[teal token]

Website sorry

[woven sigil]

[lilac crag]

Wab!

[marsh iris]

waberfet

[woven sigil]

"Welease Wobert! He was a wobber! And a wapist!"

[marsh iris]

wab yo ass

[woven sigil]

Fuck Im old.

[teal token]

Lol

Grandpa?

[marsh iris]

go gog.com

[teal token]

[marsh iris]

what game are you trying to link to steam

[timid bolt]

ask the all knowing AI for drm free solutions

[marsh iris]

i mean you can just create a steam shortcut to the game that was bough from other store

[teal token]

Thinking on buying Star Wars Battlefront 2

[woven sigil]

Not quite that old, but old enough to be familiar with Monty Python, unlike most of the delinquents in here

[somber stream]

It's on steam though

[marsh iris]

steamy

[somber stream]

I missed my chance to make a chewsday joke

[marsh iris]

do people still play battlefront 2?

[woven sigil]

Aye, bad luck, its thursday, try again next week

[teal token]

Ya but Epic sometimes make it free so I can claim it (waititng for it...) then open it using Steam

[marsh iris]

now you must suffer

[teal token]

Also hello comrade Licht

[somber stream]

Jello Harry

[somber stream]

It's wednesday

[teal token]

Is it dead?

[marsh iris]

idk i have the game but have not played for a long while

[woven sigil]

Ah so it is, nice, I get an extra day away from your terrible British jokes

[marsh iris]

i remember playing for only 2 digit hours

[teal token]

I see

[somber stream]

Crumpet

Innit

[woven sigil]

Just like turning back the clock in the trenches, we've successfully bamboozled a German for a week

[marsh iris]

tea and croompe'?

[somber stream]

Howzat?

[marsh iris]

howzat

[teal token]

How's the gameplay of SWB2 compare to Darktide?

[lilac crag]

I'm sad the event is going away soon

4 days left to enjoy

[marsh iris]

uhhh way different

incomparable melee system

[astral basin]

I love the idea of crumpets

But

[twin flower]

whats SWB2

[astral basin]

Never had it

[woven sigil]

They're pretty bangin tbh

[teal token]

And the shooting part?

[marsh iris]

shawty wife butt 2

[teal token]

Star Wars Battlefront 2

[astral basin]

Fuckin cookie sized mini pancakes

[teal token]

Also hello comrade Machintosk

[marsh iris]

errr its a generic 1st/3rd person shooter

have you seen the gameplay viudeos?

[little marten]

Ok

I’ve primed the remaining heads and the one I fucked up

[stuck wasp]

Isn't Battlefront kind of an alteranative to Battlefield ? Gameplay wise

[little marten]

Today I finish my kasrkins

[marsh iris]

pretty much yeah

its more arcadey

[teal token]

A little but the showcase is not great to say

Hello comrade Nurgle Gamer

[little marten]

Hey hun x

[timid bolt]

battlefront 2 is a dead game been dead a long time

at least battlefield still makes games

[teal token]

I see

Is it still worth getting?

[timid bolt]

do you like star wars?

[teal token]

Or wait until like very good discount?

[timid bolt]

if you dont wait until the discount youll be met with empty servers

[teal token]

Not much I like the troopers that's all

[marsh iris]

i mean you can still play with bots

[timid bolt]

ah yes the darktide player saying play with bots

[teal token]

Bot farming kek

Wait

Aren't those bots suppose to be clankers?

[timid bolt]

how so? i thought they were just lore accurate

[teal token]

SWB2 current has 75% discount on Steam, will it be more higher on the discount?

[timid bolt]

may the 4th be with you is probably the best time to get into the game I would just look at daily player count before buying

[somber stream]

Should i get Tomodachi

[marsh iris]

i think i got it like 5 dolars

[teal token]

Interesting

[little marten]

My gf gonna pull the trigger on that sometimes this week

[timid bolt]

As of May 2026, Star Wars Battlefront II maintains a surprisingly active player base, with Steam data showing an average of 1,500–2,000 concurrent players and peaks often exceeding 5,000–9,000 users. When factoring in console (PlayStation, Xbox), Epic Games Store, and EA App users, total daily players are significantly higher.

[little marten]

If u wait I can give you a ground level review

Or just buy it right now 😈

[somber stream]

Nice

But i just learned it's for the switch

Which i don't have

[sleek harness]

Nurgle did you thought the new Helldivers 2 patch was a buff for hiveguard

[somber stream]

So nvm

[little marten]

Better buy a switch 2

[thick fog]

Good for them

[little marten]

I didn’t read the notes I just posted about it here as engagement bait

[sleek harness]

It only works when it's me

[timid bolt]

you new?

lets get spicy if we wanna be spicy

[little marten]

Prove it

Engage me

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

Cowered at the first hurdle

A RAT indeed

[teal token]

Hello comrade Foolish Skaven

[sleek harness]

You see, I don't have time for you

I am so busy

[sleek harness]

Jerry

[timid bolt]

the year of chaos has everyone turned around

especially people with spicy opinions about others

[somber stream]

I think i might become an idol if i was female

Capitalize on weebs with style mixed with J-pop

[twin flower]

what'd your idol name be

[timid bolt]

Medulaomblongata

[somber stream]

Hilde

Nvm, just tried to plot some business scheme, too much work

[timid bolt]

revenge is just more engaging?

[cosmic burrow]

Only 30.mins more

And im going home

[sleek harness]

Remember, there are people who thinks you are a girl right this instance

[cosmic burrow]

Some tarkov if friend will be online. If not fs25

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[sleek harness]

You some times act girly

[cosmic burrow]

Assume everyones a man

[lilac crag]

yippe

[somber stream]

the fuck

I'm the very definition of a bloke

[lilac crag]

not quite.

[sleek harness]

Broke*

[cosmic burrow]

Licht

You live in germany

If you are not aryan looking you are a girl or something

Idk

Funny not found

[sleek harness]

Femboy

[cosmic burrow]

Thats a little bit to the east and south

[somber stream]

So Arnold is a femboy

[sleek harness]

Trans

[timid bolt]

trans people arent real

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

By definition creates 2 minutes ago

[somber stream]

Well I'm a guy

Making it clear

[cosmic burrow]

I kniw

[sleek harness]

We know

[cosmic burrow]

Assume everyone is a man on the internet

[sleek harness]

We are just pointing out that you are girly

[sly quest]

Hiyao

[somber stream]

Impossible

[timid bolt]

the real question is what ammo do they have in their bolt pistol

[lilac crag]

konichiwa

[sleek harness]

AI

[sly quest]

What are we talking about

[stuck wasp]

As far as GW has said, the same one that other Bolt weapons have

[sleek harness]

Licht being a girl or feminine

[timid bolt]

pressing charges against chaos

the usual

[sly quest]

Aren’t they a man?

[cosmic burrow]

He is

[sleek harness]

They act girly

[somber stream]

Mind not the rat

[sleek harness]

Mind me

I am not a rat

[lilac crag]

licht doesn't act girly, he just.. has peculiar hair and face.

[timid bolt]

everyone gets their turn in the barracks holding cell 🙂

[somber stream]

I'm pretty sure you are a rat

[somber stream]

Yeah that of a knight

[sleek harness]

Skaven

Do you call yourself a monkey?

No?

[sly quest]

[somber stream]

I sure as hell don't look like one, so no

Rat

[sleek harness]

That's racist, Licht

[sly quest]

How?

[sleek harness]

Comparing me to a inferior lifeform

[sly quest]

You have the intelligence of an infant. Comparing you to a rat is the nicest option.

[somber stream]

Ok based

But let's not bully the rat too much

I like the guy

[lilac crag]

no, bully the rat

fuck him

[somber stream]

Woa Alex

[sly quest]

He’s trying to bait me to start a fight for days now.

[amber delta]

bully the rat (affectionately)

[lilac crag]

if you make Any sexual puns I will see to you looking like Mark during the Conquest fights

[timid bolt]

rat hate is final solution of coop gaming

[somber stream]

I did not get that reference

Don't sex the rat

[lilac crag]

you are as blunt as you look.

[somber stream]

Nah, half Japanese

As sharp as a Katana, see?

Folded, 1000 times

[lilac crag]

...valid

[sleek harness]

No?

You are confusing people

[sly quest]

And you make them lose IQ with every message you send.

[sleek harness]

Fuck you too Alex the Lion

[sleek harness]

Yeah not me

[lilac crag]

also

speaking geniunely for a moment

I wish you would stop making jokes about comparing Al to Goober

I am pretty sure you made goober want to be less here because of that

[timid bolt]

being here less is for the best

brainrot general

[somber stream]

I'm with the Greyname

[twin flower]

[amber delta]

Bleach pfp

[timid bolt]

Zangetsu PFP

[amber delta]

endangered species in 2026

[timid bolt]

ofc

you going to see it in theatres?

anime rarely makes the big screen

[twin flower]

Has it

[amber delta]

no I only watch dragon ball

[twin flower]

I think its had a good run recently

[timid bolt]

dragonball is chad behavior

[sly quest]

DRAGONPEAK MENTIONED

[stark pawn]

Anyone that can help me with Just a Flesh Wound on a quick expedition?

[marsh iris]

darktide

[twin flower]

dorktide

[marsh iris]

freeeeedom

[sly quest]

derktide

[marsh iris]

but at what cost

[sly quest]

[timid bolt]

dirkatide

[sly quest]

D

Dwwktid

[twin flower]

I hurt my ankles

[hasty sky]

Doodtide

[timid bolt]

i heard video games are good for recovery

[sly quest]

How

[marsh iris]

alright SEAblings

whatchu got

[twin flower]

my dog likes being chased around and i had a misstep

[marsh iris]

ankle injury

[sly quest]

YOU HAVE A DOG?????

[twin flower]

I have 4 dogs

[waxen sleet]

What the dog doing?

[sly quest]

AWWWWWWWWW CAN WE SEE THEM WHAT

[timid bolt]

pet tide

[dire kayak]

oouuvhh

[twin flower]

i forget that channel exist

[marsh iris]

mac have you seen the dogtor

[twin flower]

i'll send one if i can, mu phones ded

[twin flower]

i have not

does he charge in treats

[marsh iris]

he threats

https://tenor.com/view/starryshuas-dog-drown-dog-funny-pool-scene-gif-24845467

[waxen sleet]

It is Wednesday my Dudes 🐸

[marsh iris]

contemplating

[somber stream]

Real chads enjoy Dr.Slump

[marsh iris]

[sly quest]

Can it be Thursday

[marsh iris]

sleep to fast forward

[visual vortex]

Sleep is the free timeskip

[waxen sleet]

Maybe tomorrow we can try for a Thursday instead?

[marsh iris]

instruction unclear, now in a coma to become 37 yo 80 yo

[somber stream]

Sleep through 2 World war and 3 major economic crisis

[waxen sleet]

Acceptable... at least no blenders were involved thsi time

[somber stream]

Sounds like a W

[visual vortex]

There's worse ways to spend your time

[timid bolt]

could spend it harrassing people on the internet as an example

[visual vortex]

😏

Nah that's a good waste of time

[waxen sleet]

could spend it playing Darktide and not going on Expeditions... gotta get that Salvage

[sly quest]

What if they were friend.

[marsh iris]

cant imagine waking up and suddenly you are 80 yo in a social home

[waxen sleet]

Speed Run Life, any %

[visual vortex]

Id take my meds and go back to sleep

[marsh iris]

life hacks

[timid bolt]

see previous comment about the barracks holding cell being diverse and accepting of all beliefs and ideologies

[waxen sleet]

Then it's consensual?

[modest flume]

I slept through an earthquake when I was staying at a high rise hotel once

[marsh iris]

mustve been a damn good bed

[somber stream]

A man of sheer will and commitment

[modest flume]

Nah the place was shaking like crazy

I did not give a fuck

[waxen sleet]

Rcoked you like a baby to sleep it did

[visual vortex]

Nah that hotel room was the fucking l4d house safe room

[marsh iris]

"fuck this earthquake"

[waxen sleet]

Pills here! Ammo here!

[marsh iris]

🛌

[visual vortex]

Granbing pills

[visual vortex]

Need 3pm nap

[marsh iris]

very important

[waxen sleet]

Reject Earthquake. Embrace Sleep.

[marsh iris]

remember its not everyday you can sleep in an earthquake

[somber stream]

I slept next to a route where Leopard tanks travel back and forth once

[modest flume]

I poked my head up for like 2 seconds

[waxen sleet]

"The earth moves every hour of every day... I only get to sleep 6 to 8 hours at a time, the earthquake can wait" -Bushman, probaby

[marsh iris]

i remember i felt an earthquake once when i was gaming, i thought soome ghost was pulling my chair

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

"stop making noise"
"We aren't, it's an earthquake, should we go to the ground floor?"
"No I'm tired, good night"

[twin flower]

fuck ass ghost

[marsh iris]

fr

[visual vortex]

I remember in Michigan we had a tornado alert

[marsh iris]

it was swaying back and forth like someone pulling a prank

[visual vortex]

I just slept through that

[waxen sleet]

We get those every spring where I'm at

[visual vortex]

How are they?

[waxen sleet]

It's fun to get a lawn chair and watch

It's like nuclear bomb rules, if its bigger than your thumb... then its time to head indoors

[timid bolt]

just parry the nuke

[visual vortex]

🧠

[south valve]

Aaaa

What did I miss?

[twin flower]

Eeee

[waxen sleet]

Bbbb

[marsh iris]

you think we can go down and tell it to stop quaking?

[south valve]

ooooo

[sly quest]

PIPI

PIIIPIII HAYIO

[south valve]

Hi Al!!

[marsh iris]

pi

[twin flower]

Guh

[sly quest]

How are you doing:)

[twin flower]

i like pie

[waxen sleet]

So that's what caused the earthquake...

[south valve]

I slept for like 12 hours, I feel great

[waxen sleet]

3.14159265359

[south valve]

Good take

[marsh iris]

mustve been nice

[south valve]

It was

I had lots of dreams

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

wheres your dream pal personman

[sly quest]

My apologies.

[south valve]

Mine are a lot less chjdDVDHvcgh than his are

[south valve]

Apolocheese

I have dreams that I meet up with friends I haven’t seen in years a lot of the time

[sly quest]

Was I there ?

[timid bolt]

When you sing for people with imperfected singing technique and take a risk for them and they dont even respect music enough to appreciate the act and then they beat you down with their entire family and then they say its your fault that you didnt do the style of music they wanted

[south valve]

I haven’t seen you in years? 😨 How long was I asleep for??

[sly quest]

2 minutes

[south valve]

😔

[sleek harness]

I did that?

I don't know what you are talking about

[waxen sleet]

I literally read that in Steve Urkle voice.

[timid bolt]

and know we know why virtuosos are so rare

[sleek harness]

I remember comparing Garut with Goober for Al

Just that

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

Balls itch

[dire kayak]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[south valve]

Source?

[marsh iris]

pics or gtfo

(joking)

[visual vortex]

My ball collection is itchy

[south valve]

Ohh okay

[south valve]

I can guarantee that someone out there is seriously into that

[marsh iris]

i think there was a dark circle make-up trend somewhere

[visual vortex]

What did you think i was talking about?

[south valve]

😊

[sleek harness]

Goober

I have been wonderful

Wondering*

Are we in good terms?

[visual vortex]

Skaven has been whimsical

[dire kayak]

yeah we are

[sly quest]

I wish we could send pictures here wtf

[visual vortex]

NO.

[dire kayak]

you don't want that

[sly quest]

I WANNA PLEASE

[visual vortex]

NO.

[dire kayak]

you really don't want that

[timid bolt]

fat shark final solution jokes kinda brought in the wrong crowd

ruined that for many

[molten matrix]

Gen chat already ruined that for otherz

Spamming the same unfunny memes and nsfw

[marsh iris]

who ruined it?!

[obtuse oak]

What?

[sly quest]

Yeah I did notice the unfunny memes.

[timid bolt]

their were alot of them...

[south valve]

There* 🤓 ☝️

[sly quest]

You did

[visual vortex]

I would NEVER randomly send a shitpost of a turtle attaching to a faucet with drill sounds

[sly quest]

LMAOAOOAO

[timid bolt]

oh dear here we go

[sly quest]

W SOME BULLSHIT TEXT

“Mee when I see you :3”

[visual vortex]

I said i wouldnt

[sly quest]

No?

[visual vortex]

No?

[south valve]

Yes?

[marsh iris]

al hates me now my life is ruined

🛌

[visual vortex]

You could be a smoker

It could be worse

[south valve]

Are you a smoker?

[visual vortex]

No

[bleak quarry]

Bed or darktide what one should i do?

[timid bolt]

[visual vortex]

But i know
Smoking is bad

[amber delta]

darktide in bed

[south valve]

Yeah, I prefer krak grenades too

[sly quest]

NO NO

[sly quest]

Darktide bed

[visual vortex]

Darktide themed bed

"One at a time, ladies"

[timid bolt]

[marsh iris]

bed in the dark

on a tide

[south valve]

Bedtime ❌
Bedtide ✅

[visual vortex]

You could also be a woman between the ages of 19-55 and apend all your money on needoh cubes to post on tiktok in a target parking lot

[south valve]

This is very specific

[waxen sleet]

Isn't that just a Water Bed?

[visual vortex]

Search up Needoh haul on tiktok or instagram you'll understand

[timid bolt]

its amazing how hypocritical people are talking about others and projecting their ideals of how people should behave but they dont live up to those ideals

[bleak quarry]

Wolfer watching all of his beasts of nurgles and chaos spawns be obliterated by 2 random farmers with Kraks.

[south valve]

Okay

[south valve]

“THERE ARE 4 OF THEM!” Actual quote I’m pretty sure

[bleak quarry]

Smth like that

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[bleak quarry]

On the final mission

[timid bolt]

dont worry most players are just lore accurate bots anyway

[waxen sleet]

Maybe the real Men of Iron were the Rejects we met along the way?

[south valve]

I saw that Goober 👁️ 👁️

This will never be forgiven

Ever

[timid bolt]

forgiveness at an individual level is clout chasing behavior

[south valve]

Uhh.. true…? I think..?

[amber delta]

no, not true

[south valve]

Oh okay

[waxen sleet]

What is Truth?

[timid bolt]

subjective

[astral basin]

An “absolute bastard” would go hard 🤔

[waxen sleet]

Based.

[dire kayak]

citadel branded catgirl collar

[timid bolt]

collars arent real

[astral basin]

Oh hey goob
Gibz

[waxen sleet]

My name is Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[timid bolt]

Lets Remember All of the failures of Lion El Johnson

[astral basin]

The Lion knows what the ladies like

[timid bolt]

he also betrayed the imperium

[astral basin]

Primark Johnson knows what the ladies like
My bad

[timid bolt]

Primarch*

[astral basin]

How can he betray the imperium?
He wasn’t even there!

lol

[waxen sleet]

"Dear humanity, we regret being xenos bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Dark Angels just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" The Lion

[timid bolt]

exactly he was selfish and traitorous

[amber delta]

Primark Johnson, Primark's most loyal customer

[twin flower]

wuh

[astral basin]

Speech to text is unforgivable

[timid bolt]

they are going to show you how he fell to chaos in dawn of war 4

[dire kayak]

then what is around my neck right now

[waxen sleet]

“Usually, the Emperor works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If the Emperor is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!” The Lion

[twin flower]

the hell you talking about

[timid bolt]

he also slaughtered the blood ravens with treason and subterfuge stabbing them in the back using his title as primarch to ruin lives and honorable chapters of the imperium

im ur boss kill yourself basically

[amber delta]

then he will make out with Magnus

[timid bolt]

i hope we see him turn members of the blood ravens to chaos like he actually did in canon

[twin flower]

Where did you read all that from

[timid bolt]

dawn of war forums

[amber delta]

did you write that post yourself

[timid bolt]

as if people can google forums anymore 🙁

[twin flower]

Yeah.. cuz Lion was definitely in the first 3 dawn of war games

[waxen sleet]

And Leman Russ and Vulkan will come out of the Eye Terror with the Legion of the Damned, Jaghatai Khan will arrive with an army of Dark Eldar, and they will rendezvous with Robooty Gorillaman and his shoeless Eldar waifu... and fight off the Tyranid Swarm once and for all /s

[timid bolt]

did you not hear in dawn of war 2 how the primarchs betrayed the blood ravens in chaos rising isnt there an exact quote

[south valve]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

[twin flower]

Which part exactly says Lionel is a traitor tho

[waxen sleet]

Wasn't he still asleep during Dawn of War 2?

on his stone bed in his space rock?

[twin flower]

Real, he prolly doesnt even know who the blood ravens were til he woke up

[timid bolt]

its vague because of the era they were in they couldnt actually admit to anything primarch because they were protected IP by Gamesworkshop because of the quality of games coming out at the time

[twin flower]

I mean.. still missing out on the rest of his story tho

[waxen sleet]

I think I need a youtube short with an AI voiceover to explain this to me

[twin flower]

lmao, oh god

[timid bolt]

In Dawn of War II: Chaos Rising, the narrative focuses on the corruption of the Blood Ravens, with significant dialogue from Chaos forces rather than direct appearances by the Primarchs themselves. However, the game—along with the Chaos Rising wargear and lore—features quotes from the traitor Primarchs that reflect the game's themes of corruption, heresy, and the "Long War".

[astral basin]

“Well, I don't care if it's Emperor’s own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of plasma, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, ASTARTES!?"

[waxen sleet]

“When I joined the Dark Anegls, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky space marine!”

[timid bolt]

Like Titus Caldor or Caedo its more about skill as a space marine

[astral basin]

Whats caedo doing these days? Chief of logistics? No?

[timid bolt]

Skulls is in like3 weeks im sure well find out

im sure hes doing yoga or something

[waxen sleet]

Enjoing a bromance with Doom Guy

[astral basin]

Hes out of the warp now unfortunately
Officially part of the legion under guilli

[twin flower]

wuh

May I recommend some books

[timid bolt]

books arent the only canon in the imperium

[astral basin]

Apparently Caedo was among the most snobby aristocrat types
Like. Absolutely full of shit and loathsome
then he lost an entire ship to the warp and had to put in some work

[twin flower]

No, but its the more grounded lore

[sleek harness]

Malum Caedo is probably dead ngl

[timid bolt]

you cannot ignore the crimes of those in power in a fantasy setting as well

[sleek harness]

It's been a century since 41 millennium

So like

[twin flower]

Well crimes aside, where does it say Lion is canonically a traitor tho

[sleek harness]

Yeah

He's totally dead

[twin flower]

And we're talking about crimes, then majority of imperial factions are getting away with it

[obtuse oak]

What in the ChatGPT is this

[twin flower]

Welcome hank

[timid bolt]

Blood Ravens are specifically ordained by the Emperor turned on by the Primarchs and betrayed under his nose specifically emphasizing the "Long War" against the loyalists

[sleek harness]

Its the new toaster of general chat

Pretty cool right?

[timid bolt]

cant wait till Discord has an AI plugin

[twin flower]

I mean.. you keep saying that but what does it say about Lion being a traitor tho

[amber delta]

bait or delusion

call it

[sleek harness]

Delulu

[astral basin]

Books are the grounded lore
They are fluffed up and full of shit to hype up the different factions in the game. But overall you can cut through that extra 45% chapter bias with a knife with a good timeline of events

The game comes with codexes. Those provide some context to the army they are attached to for a general vibe.
Problem is, they often do not offer squat in operable lore and even goes as far as being completely wrong via context just to get a mere immediately definable image to the army. But they get you in the door to buy the books

[twin flower]

prolly bait

[timid bolt]

The PRIMARCHS betrayed the SPACE MARINES your are being specifically annoying on vague lore

[sleek harness]

He has a anime pfp

It's obviously bait

[twin flower]

How are the books 'vague' lore tho..

bro does not know

[timid bolt]

the books are only the most specific lore the games try not to character assassinate people because the books are praised so universally but sometimes some crimes run deep and well see that with the 70 campaign missions of dawn of war 4

[amber delta]

I cannot be ragebaited because I have no idea what you're saying

[twin flower]

atp i dont think even you know what youre talking about

[astral basin]

I don wanna be that guy
But
Whats the depth to your exposure for warhammer media?

[timid bolt]

and even the specifics of the book are only reserved for key pages out of a 300 page book 10 pages are specific

[twin flower]

the dawn of war forums apparently

[astral basin]

Darn

[timid bolt]

the way back machine doesnt work on the dawn of war forums for...some reason..!>?}:!":>?}R{!#L: {+PGOVREWKM_)(OI

im sure the blood ravens saved the logs though

i wonder who wanted the forums erased

couldnt be the "long war" referenced in chaos rising

[twin flower]

anyway..

[amber delta]

[twin flower]

Im watching LotR War of the Rohirrim

[timid bolt]

Blood Ravens are Chads

[astral basin]

Okay buddy thats enough internet for now
Turn on your phone, and find your beddy bye buddy

[amber delta]

sorry to hear that

[twin flower]

is it bad?

[ripe quarry]

give us admech already!!!

[astral basin]

You poor soul you dont know?

[timid bolt]

3 weeks until SKULLS

[astral basin]

Its catgirls

[twin flower]

felinids

[amber delta]

it's certainly not good

[twin flower]

[ripe quarry]

what I dont know? :/

[twin flower]

I'll check the first 30mins

[astral basin]

Catboys and Catgirls on their way in. Its been a silent leak here

[ripe quarry]

noooo

[timid bolt]

the pride of the imperium

[ripe quarry]

Wtf.... gay stuff again

[astral basin]

[ripe quarry]

are felinids even main part of lore?

[amber delta]

NO

[astral basin]

Theyve got a reference

[ripe quarry]

fcking furries

[timid bolt]

Felinids are rumoured to exist but cant cause of how brutal the setting is

[amber delta]

they are a literal footnote

[stuck wasp]

What about Fellinids can be thrown to the gay wtf

[astral basin]

F i deleted the image

[timid bolt]

FutaHammer 40000 is already a game

Futas are Canon in 40k

fite me

[amber delta]

[tired steeple]

I mean felinids have 2 descriptions. The other is them having claws as long as arms and looking all sorts of fucked up

So those could fit

[timid bolt]

Theyll never outperform a space marine so theyll get washed out of the lore everytime

[ripe quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-furry-pride-gif-16076288293576997054

[dire kayak]

[tired steeple]

I don’t believe this leak is real

Ngl

The demand for felinids is not high

What would they even do

[timid bolt]

^

[stuck wasp]

There is no Felinid leak, it's just someone messing around

[tired steeple]

Yeah thought so

[amber delta]

what felinid leak lol

just furries coping

[timid bolt]

i dont have a litterbox in here

[astral basin]

Never

[tired steeple]

We’re all furries btw

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

[tired steeple]

Look inside your soul and see the monkey you used to be

[sleek harness]

By the way it's confirmed on the files that the new class is probably a Skitarri by the name

[sly quest]

Not yet

[astral basin]

Its secret sefoni VLs in the new mortis trials update 👀

[amber delta]

inside me there are 2 wolves

both are autistic

[ripe quarry]

yes yes yes

[sly quest]

One’s gay

Oh

[quartz shell]

both are gay

[sleek harness]

Oh no

Grey namers

[quartz shell]

yup

[amber delta]

gay namers

[twin flower]

rat namers

[quartz shell]

also true..

[twin flower]

-# oh wait

[astral basin]

“Cryptic”
Cog boys can be considered but
Thats a bit of a stretch

[thick coyote]

Lick themselves and throw up furballs everywhere

Ugh

Hate cats

[timid bolt]

"gays are to be imprisoned in the dungeons of the imperial halls and to have things done to them that would offend the eyes of the emperor" Lion el Johnson

[quartz shell]

hell yeah

[dire kayak]

you hurt my feelings

[astral basin]

They could have a rush ability flavored as a leap 🤔

[quartz shell]

no longer gray

[sleek harness]

Desperado reskin

[quartz shell]

teehee

[thick coyote]

Still doesn't change the fact that I don't like cats

[sly quest]

Do you have a paragraph for everything

[astral basin]

Oh boy. Please dont tell me thats a genuine homophobe

[timid bolt]

just because you have the attention span of gnat doesnt mean it was a whole paragraph

[astral basin]

Brother go to sleep

[sly quest]

Whats a gnat

[timid bolt]

thats a quote from the "Lion"

[quartz shell]

[twin flower]

also has chatGPT replies be careful

[amber delta]

"The Lion has a paragraph for every occasion" - Lion El'Jonson

[lilac crag]

back from gym
hotter outside

[sleek harness]

Alexander

[lilac crag]

hi

[sleek harness]

It is confirmed

That me

Foolish Skaven the Famous Special is not evil

[thick coyote]

Waow can't wait for the felinid class to be released with innate night vision and then every mission on the board be lights out

[lilac crag]

has it been confirmed by me?

[quartz shell]

[sleek harness]

It was confirmed by everyone else

[astral basin]

Cant be a 40k lion
Theres no recorded lines in 40k for or against lewdness of any nature
Only war, and that soldiers get some

[lilac crag]

then you are foolish. it's in your name

[timid bolt]

cant wait for war Im so prepared

[stuck wasp]

40k has cannon Imperial gay, lesbians and iirc even Trans

[sleek harness]

That's my first name

Dummy

[quartz shell]

tru

[sly quest]

War… war never changes

[lilac crag]

kicks you like a football

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

I am like

6'8 ft

[quartz shell]

4'8

[lilac crag]

my statement remains unchanged

kicks you

like a football

[compact kernel]

Hey, what’s the best class with the best build for dynamic knife combat?

[sleek harness]

You can't

[sly quest]

Youre 4’8?

[quartz shell]

wha

[lilac crag]

either veteran or hive scum

[quartz shell]

no

[sly quest]

HIVE

[quartz shell]

he is

im 7'7

[sly quest]

SCUM HIVE PEAK

[timid bolt]

dynamic knife combat is in RE4 Remake look there

[sleek harness]

I don't even know you

[lilac crag]

skaven is a girl

[sly quest]

I’m 6’7

[quartz shell]

oh

she is

[twin flower]

Yandere rodent

[sleek harness]

Do get to know me before talking about me

[twin flower]

🫴

[compact kernel]

ok thx

[lilac crag]

not true btw

[astral basin]

Zealot used to have a singular build using knife before rework
Vet has a hotswap build
Scum is very high risk = high reward and requires some previous gameplay knowledge to not suffer

[sleek harness]

Alex are you 5ft

[dire kayak]

finally someone who is shorter than me

[sly quest]

🫳

[lilac crag]

no

[sleek harness]

How tall are you

[lilac crag]

I do centimeters

[waxen sleet]

You sit on a throne of lies

[lilac crag]

192cm

[quartz shell]

im 5'5 😶

[dire kayak]

FUCK

[sleek harness]

Ft motherfucker

[lilac crag]

idk

[woven sigil]

So 4'8 then?

[sly quest]

Actually, it was proven

[amber delta]

[quartz shell]

skill issue

[sly quest]

8’4

[sleek harness]

Dang

[lilac crag]

Google says 6"2

[sleek harness]

I will consider it 4ft then

[astral basin]

Glad to be a classroom model skeleton of 6’0

[dire kayak]

you're so mean

[woven sigil]

Oh aye, and I still have a full head of hair

[sleek harness]

Hah

Shortie

[compact kernel]

So Scum is the best, provided you play it right

[dire kayak]

uppies.

[lilac crag]

okay..

[woven sigil]

The best is the one you enjoy playing the most

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYYYY

[sly quest]

YOURE BALD?!?!?

[dire kayak]

[thick coyote]

The lion does not concern himself with quotes

[little marten]

Psyker is the best

[dire kayak]

my cat is so silly

she scratches the door of my room and meows if i don't let her in

[astral basin]

Scum is over performing by and far from whats been said
Expecting some adjustments soon though
Pick a class and run it tbh

[compact kernel]

I loved playing Zealot a year ago with the Bleeding build

[woven sigil]

I am now, just got done shaving the dome. It was starting to go, so I cut my losses there an then

[compact kernel]

❤️

[woven sigil]

I am now a skinhead

[sleek harness]

Looks like a hermoculus growing out of her skin

[astral basin]

Not officially
Need top of head tattoos
Be cool and get a web and spider

[little marten]

Actually I dunno what class tier list is maybe like

1. Psyker
2. Scum
3. Arbites
4. Zealot
5. Veteran
6. Ogryn

I’d personally put Arbites at the bottom

[sly quest]

Yk. Goated. Genuinely don’t know why people keep these half ass hairs whenever they start to bald.

[woven sigil]

I am already considering dome tattoos

[sly quest]

Can I be first

[little marten]

Not just first but PLATINUM

[lilac crag]

replace scum with psyker. replace veteran with arbites. replace arbites with zealot.

[tired steeple]

When does yakub show up in 40k

[twin flower]

VET at 5th?!

[sly quest]

Actually I dunno what class tier list is maybe like

1.Al
2. Psyker
2. Scum
3. Arbites
4. Zealot
5. Veteran
6. Ogryn

[timid bolt]

got a trial on the way and im in the mood to play

[woven sigil]

Aye, it do be like that. But hey, i also look damn good bald, so I am a happy man

[astral basin]

Chrome dome 🤔

[lilac crag]

Actually I dunno what class tier list is maybe like

1.Alex
2. Psyker
2. Scum
3. Arbites
4. Zealot
5. Veteran
6. Ogryn

[tired steeple]

Not a tier list but my order of played is like

[amber delta]

Ogryn is top3

[tired steeple]

Psyker
Vet
Ogryn
Zealot

Don’t have the dlcs

[sly quest]

BUM🤬

[twin flower]

I'd prolly put Ogryn on top of Arbs ngl

[sly quest]

Alice
Psyker
Vet
Ogryn
Zealot

Don’t have the dlcs

[lilac crag]

bleeeehhh bleeeehhh bleeeehhh

[little marten]

Maybe I dunno lol

[sleek harness]

No it's like

1. Pysker
2. Hive Ganger
3. Zealot
4. Ogryn
5. Arbitrator
6. Veteran

[lilac crag]

Aliceex
Psyker
Vet
Ogryn
Zealot

Don’t have the dlcs

[woven sigil]

Nah

[sly quest]

One day I will bite your head

[astral basin]

Lix

[tired steeple]

Aliceex? You’re transitioning?

[woven sigil]

Its;

Scum
Scum
Scum
Scum
Scum
And then Scum

[little marten]

I actually don’t mind this

[sly quest]

Its;

Alice
Scum
Scum
Scum
Scum
Scum
And then Scum

[lilac crag]

I'll kill myself before I transition

[sleek harness]

The joke here is scum

Very funny

[woven sigil]

I mean, its not that uncommon for women to enjoy the bald men, so i'll let it slide

[dire kayak]

don't kill yourself :(((((((

pleaseee

[lilac crag]

okay . . .

[tired steeple]

Yeah dkys twin

See there’s kys

Then dyks

[sleek harness]

Transition to what

[tired steeple]

*dkys

[lilac crag]

it was metaphorical

[brazen pelican]

Hello rat, cheesed to meet you.

[sly quest]

What if you were transitioning into a dragon

[tired steeple]

Oh okay

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

I am not a bad person

[astral basin]

Its;

Felinids
Electropriests
Smykers
Arbitrators
Ogryns
Zealot
Vet
Scum

[lilac crag]

it's me

[woven sigil]

Terrible

[sly quest]

Its;

Alice
Felinids
Electropriests
Smykers
Arbitrators
Ogryns
Zealot
Vet
Scum

[lilac crag]

Its;

Alicex
Felinids
Electropriests
Smykers
Arbitrators
Ogryns
Zealot
Vet
Scum

[woven sigil]

Hey! Why last? Why you gotta do us dirty like that?

[sleek harness]

I totally didn't saw the cheesed part

[woven sigil]

Fucking animals.

[sleek harness]

I am killing her now

[woven sigil]

No respect for the Scum

[twin flower]

Scandalous

[sly quest]

Its;

Alice
Felinids
Electropriests
Smykers
Arbitrators
Ogryns
Zealot
Vet
Scum

Stim shady

[tired steeple]

You don’t FUCK with stim shady

[sly quest]

He ruined my family

[thick coyote]

He's already in the Warp dawg

[woven sigil]

Nah, not now I'm a legitimate skin'ead

[astral basin]

Repost if you like cheese
-# or want to be collared like a pet

[sleek harness]

What is this black void

[lilac crag]

Its;

Alicex
Felinids
Electropriests
Smykers
Arbitrators
Ogryns
Zealot
Vet
Stim shady

Random person
Alice

[sleek harness]

I don't see anything

[twin flower]

Whos Alice

[sleek harness]

Stop I can't see what is it

[obtuse oak]

Fucking Alice

[sly quest]

YOU BUM BUM YOUR HEAD

[astral basin]

Okok its getting to the point of spam

[tired steeple]

Alex after she finds her true self

[sly quest]

Hi

[dire kayak]

[sly quest]

WHAT DID I DO

[sleek harness]

Alex became trans

[twin flower]

Oh, is that what AL is short for

Hello hello

[woven sigil]

Am I so far down because you want me as a bottom? I'm flattered

[lilac crag]

forcefemming me? I'll force something else if you keep it up

[woven sigil]

Oi Hank

[tired steeple]

MOOOODS ALEX WANTS TO TOUCH MY BUTT

[woven sigil]

I am now bald

[lilac crag]

what the fuck

[sly quest]

Oh I can hit it from behind?

[lilac crag]

WHAT!

[twin flower]

Eyo

[woven sigil]

I mean... I'll try anything twice

[twin flower]

Can I watch

[astral basin]

Chat be wildin

[sleek harness]

I have been wondering

[sly quest]

YAYYAYAY ALICE TOP REAL

[lilac crag]

OKAY! IM GONNA GET MY LUNCH

[sleek harness]

How many freaks do you think it takes to beat me

[astral basin]

I read this wrong somehow

[dire kayak]

where am i

[tired steeple]

okay who's alice

[sly quest]

Hi

[tired steeple]

ohh hi

[sleek harness]

Dimensional Globo-0999

[tired steeple]

that's my favourite name

[lilac crag]

next to me because I like you

[sleek harness]

This seems like yandere behavior

[sly quest]

Is it because of Alice in wonderland?

[sleek harness]

Or like