general-chat

[vivid zinc]

most importantly you=me. We just make up excuses to separate one another

[simple cliff]

When I was in socialogy we actually talked a lot about this. When debating or arguing, perhaps the most common exception is making assumptions about the other person. Accusing them of feeling a certain way, having a bias, or something like that. One of the most common things said in 'disagreements' is 'you're not listening' regardless of what was actually said. Often because the person can't understand why someone wouldn't take their side and they assume they must be not hearing their argument.

[amber delta]

he is literally me

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

[vivid zinc]

It's all self reflection, we all have an ID.

The difference in the acceptance of the ID

[jaunty path]

Nah it lasts for up to 8 hours I think

[amber delta]

they don't hear my argument because they are cringe and I am based

[simple cliff]

An actual way to tell if someone 'isn't listening' is if they never actually mention anything you've said, IE, repeating the same arguments without addressing anything you said. A much bigger red flag but very common is when you address something they said but they simply repeat the point. Ignoring that it may have been refuted already.

Sorry, I like talking about sociology and stuff. I done be yapping.

[amber delta]

I depict the people I argue with as soyjaks and myself as gigachad

[jaunty path]

Noted

My dad does that A LOT

He's very simple minded

[true widget]

burp

[jaunty path]

inhales it

[true widget]

what the hey

[waxen sleet]

Well i thought I was playing tonight, but lag is deciding otherwise

[simple cliff]

For thousands of years sociologist and psychologist experts have tried to find counters to the soyjack vs chad drawing but so far no one exist. It's simply too powerful and you must draw your opponent as a soyjack before they do it to you.

[jaunty path]

Ad hominem is powerful these days.

[vivid zinc]

They're not wrong, if people talk to you and ignore what you said they have an ulterior motive in mind. Whatever that may be.

People suck

[jaunty path]

Kill them

Yeah.

Chicken Gyro

[vivid zinc]

I want to make some butter chicken pasta for dinner

[little marten]

Do it

[simple cliff]

In my senior year of high school I did the most frustating project of all time.
I had two people debate each other and it was scripted.
Person A: Had terrible arguments but was very clever, witty, and good at making sick burns.
Person B: Had good arguments, facts, and supporting evidence.
The debate was about different dieting techniques and I gave person A a method that had been disproven a while ago.

After the debate people would vote on who won. Person A won almost every time with onlythe AP Math class and Honors History Class voting for B out of six classes.

Afterwards I randomly chose people that voted for A and asked them to defend their reasoning for picking him.

I know high school is like REALLY low hanging fruit. But it was bad.

Like really bad.

[vivid zinc]

Dude, you were literally dealing with Lord of the Flies level heigharchy at athat point. The only conclusive evidence here is that children want to belong. To the mainstreamn, to the alternative, to whatever. They all want to belong.

Very few people are fine with being lone wolves

[simple cliff]

Several students started insulting the interviewer (group project), I got threatened and nearly punched at one point. Because they got REALLY offended.

The worse part was, the teacher had given us a list of questions to ask. They were meant to be as non-provoking and neutral as possible.

[waxen sleet]

They yearn for the mines...

[simple cliff]

That was the first and last year that project was given to a class.

[astral basin]

Welcome to the future college students who help w conducting large scale surveys

Terrifying no?

[vivid zinc]

Children for the most part are just reflecting what they think will make them successful in life and usually they're wrong about it.

[simple cliff]

The question that nearly got me hit? "What gave you the impression that side A had better facts, evidence, and support for their argument?"

DO we consinder 16-19 years old to be children still?

They are one year way from being eligible for the draft.

[vivid zinc]

Sadly, yes. Because our education system has degraded massively.

[simple cliff]

[astral basin]

Its easier to form an opinion than to reflect on it

[tired steeple]

this album is pretty good

I love finding weird random music

[vivid zinc]

Proper opinions reflect on it before expousing it though

[astral basin]

I view everyone before late 30s as a child
Including myself

[tired steeple]

oh wait shit discord can ban you for that

discord I'm 23

[jaunty path]

delete it

[tired steeple]

it's fine

[jaunty path]

no

delete it

now

Seriously.

[tired steeple]

you're not my mum

[jaunty path]

I guess you like ur account disabled

[simple cliff]

I would say Discord knows what a joke is. But also, there is sadly a good reason that discord and reddit mod has become such a meme.

[tired steeple]

discord is gonna keep it anyway it won't matter

[vivid zinc]

Yeah you never know what kind of person will comb through and do stuff

[waxen sleet]

Listen to your mother and delete it

[astral basin]

Thats simply maturity or intelligence
Gathering more information before acting on it

[simple cliff]

[vivid zinc]

Yeah. Too bad it's not common these days.

[tired steeple]

missus thanks for your concern right but you don't need to dm me about this. discord keeps deleted messages

[astral basin]

Never was
We simply have higher bars to compare to

[simple cliff]

I think the mods here are pretty cool though. I've pinged them for jokes and they went along with it and I haven't been banned for frog ass yet.

[jaunty path]

[tired steeple]

oh my god fine

[simple cliff]

Sentences without context.

[jaunty path]

You're welcome.

[waxen sleet]

Frog... ass...

[vivid zinc]

I think it was, the bar has lowered in general

[astral basin]

Yes, but
Someone can easily report the message and plant a larger flag

[jaunty path]

Ex-fucking-actly~

[tired steeple]

don't they also show you the exact string of messages when you get banned for something, not just the message itself

wouldn't it be counter productive

if they showed me a string of messages that includes me saying

I'm 23

[jaunty path]

Discord automoderation doesn't care

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

The bots don't care

[tired steeple]

I'm such a gassy chud rn

[astral basin]

They had to do something like that when they report waves with edited messages became a problem

[delicate vapor]

incredible

[woven sigil]

Shouldn't have noticeable effects after eight hours unless you've hit it hard as fuck

[vivid zinc]

Remember the time I made that horrible joke about ruining someone's life because someone else wanted to ruin their life? And I didn't get banned. It's because you really gotta go over the top to get banned here let alone get warden'd. There's only ONE person who comes here once in a while who flags down mods for silly shit. Only one.

[tired steeple]

should probably head to bed soon but I'm writing stuff rn

[woven sigil]

Mind you, your metabolisim plays a part

If its slow, yeah, you'll probably be baked for ages

[jaunty path]

I feel its wearing off a bit but thats probably cuz Im getting used to it.

[woven sigil]

If its rapid, then 4, maybe

[ancient tinsel]

WHATCHA WRITING? Belisarius Cawl erotica?

[tired steeple]

no some sci-fi thing

about a mercenary mech pilot fighting mechs that are controlled by alien spider women and their slaves

[jaunty path]

I was going to ask if it was SFW

[tired steeple]

it's pretty brutal

[jaunty path]

Seeing this.

[tired steeple]

so probably not

[jaunty path]

It definitely is

SFW

[vivid zinc]

TENTACLEEEES

[little marten]

Make them kiss at the end

[ancient tinsel]

They have sex with their palpettes

And the pilots of the mechs are like "AWOOOOOOO"

[tired steeple]

gonna show my young sibling this and go "yeah so the mental toll of being a slave under a regime is so bad they have no sense of self and only know their orders and will even die on command"

[woven sigil]

Do you want music to enjoy the tail end of it with?

[ancient tinsel]

and then the spiders go "nnnnnnngggnghhngggg"

And the world ends

Book over

[tired steeple]

no one is kissing a fascist

imperial?

[woven sigil]

A hate fuck is still a fuck

[tired steeple]

if one of the spider women have sex with you it's usually because they're gonna eat you

[vivid zinc]

Not yet. Giv eit time ❤️ You have hope

[little marten]

Without love how will you merge with the oversoul

[tired steeple]

and I mean if you like the idea of having your jugular torn out by fangs then be my guest

[ancient tinsel]

What's the oversoul? Something I put in my shoe?

[little marten]

Yes but cosmic

[ancient tinsel]

Oh, a cosmic footjob.

[tired steeple]

but I always found the whole "spiders eat their mates" thing to be pretty freaky and scary so I made a whole faction based off it in the story

[vivid zinc]

DID SOMEONE SAY...FEET?

[ancient tinsel]

@tired steeple have you read Children of Time?

[regal jasper]

Lynxiee got a timeout by Discord

[tired steeple]

always sat in the back of my mind growing up. Never sure why it made me so uncomfortable but it did

[tired steeple]

No. What's it about?

it's a cool name

[ancient tinsel]

Spiders.

Go read it.

[tired steeple]

pfft, awesome

[ancient tinsel]

It's the coolest fucking spider book I've ever read.

[tired steeple]

I'm an arachnophobe but sure I'll check it out

[woven sigil]

I can get being scared of the big ones, but the little ones are just fine

[waxen sleet]

What she do this time?

[woven sigil]

Rather have spiders in the house than most other bugs

[ancient tinsel]

The author went on to win tons fo awards and eventually write Genestealer books for Black Library

[vivid zinc]

Funny part is I have them blocked cuz of the dumb shit they'd say lol

[waxen sleet]

Can confirm spiders are ideal bugs to have when compared to... bed bugs

[regal jasper]

Someone report her for harassment and bullying and now she has a warn into her discord account and got muted for 24h

[acoustic pebble]

The astronomican is just the Emperor blasting Caramelldansen

[woven sigil]

Or any other form of bloodsucking bastard, infact

[waxen sleet]

Oh dear

[tired steeple]

it's pretty specific. It's only really the hairy ones

[ancient tinsel]

https://www.amazon.com/Children-Time-Adrian-Tchaikovsky/dp/0316452505

[regal jasper]

ye

[vivid zinc]

That does not surprise me in the slightest lol

[waxen sleet]

Fair... but bed bugs are the absolute worst

[tired steeple]

it's odd but I'm not scared of black widows despite how lethal they are

[regal jasper]

I know, she always talk a lot of bullshit

I always warn her about it

she never listen

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[ancient tinsel]

I like blue haired tarantulas

[woven sigil]

Never been in a position where i've had to worry about those, thankfully

[acoustic pebble]

Airplane mode here

[tired steeple]

tarantula though? Yeah scary as fuck just cause of how it looks, despite the fact it doesn't pose any threat to me

[acoustic pebble]

Seeya when I get back

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[woven sigil]

They dont tend to survive in trailers as well as they do houses

[visual vortex]

Sorry i was sleeping

[regal jasper]

u guys are talking about spiders?

[ancient tinsel]

Sleeping. It's what they do in Michigan

[pseudo terrace]

fuck Michigan

[vivid zinc]

We all do but there's a limit. From what I've seen they're a lot like me but x10. And I'm already riding the edge of being a cunt lol.

[bronze wren]

Spiders but they have tiny human hands

[waxen sleet]

I have... it was, and I cannot stress this enough the worst. I've had everything from Covid to flooding toilets, nothing is worse then bed bugs in your home

[woven sigil]

I do not envy you, good sir

[tired steeple]

is there a chapter of space marines named after spiders

[jaunty path]

Was it for that particular sticker

[tired steeple]

feel like that'd be a thing

we have sharks

bees

[waxen sleet]

It lasted a month... i blame my students, one of them had them supposedly, and they followed me home

[tired steeple]

hornets

snakes

bats

[woven sigil]

One does not simply toe the line when it comes to being a cunt. You either go all in or don't bother. Make the rest of us look bad if you half-arse it

[regal jasper]

which?

[pseudo terrace]

arachknights or some shit

[jaunty path]

the keep yourself safe one

[visual vortex]

Wait there's a bat chapter tf?

[tired steeple]

oh

not in name

but night lords have a lot of bat motifs

[visual vortex]

Oh

[waxen sleet]

What's half a cnt look or act like?

[woven sigil]

If there was anything worse than bedbugs, its catching them off a fucking student 🤮

[visual vortex]

Ick

[vivid zinc]

I've definitely had a moment or two where I probably should have been banned. But I walked it back and chilled TF out.

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

think it was the one said towards me

[pseudo terrace]

termites are worse imo

[tired steeple]

another server I'm in has been doing this god damn bit where they're all ants

[visual vortex]

Ticks?

[regal jasper]

still don't know

[waxen sleet]

Fair sentiment, ill give you that

[woven sigil]

A disappointment.

[woven sigil]

Aye, they're pretty horrible an all

Lot of those here, cos a lot of deer

[waxen sleet]

Bed bugs don't just live your bed... they hide in your walls, carpet, blankets, clothes...

[pseudo terrace]

anything that spreads easily is always a bitch to get rid of

[vivid zinc]

Also probably helps that as someone whith a dead baby I kinda have dibs on dead baby jokes lol

[pseudo terrace]

when i was in elementary school they had to cancel our classes for almost 2 weeks because some bitchass kid brought lice

[waxen sleet]

They don't even send those kids home anymore... attendance is more important. They also don't tell the parents of the other kids anymore, its a big hush hush so no one is "embarrassed"

[tired steeple]

I love fat women

[waxen sleet]

Based

[tired steeple]

thank you

[visual vortex]

Fat women are mean to me

[waxen sleet]

That usually means they like you

[visual vortex]

What?

[pseudo terrace]

i love fat women too, but when they compliment me idk if they are hungry or just being nice

[vivid zinc]

Frankly, I love fit women. Reason why? Nothing to do with the weight. It has to do with the effort.

[waxen sleet]

They think you a snack, and they bully you... next step is them sitting on you

[pseudo terrace]

“ you look good “ okay but what as to you

[vivid zinc]

Women who TRY are HOT

[visual vortex]

Oh ew no

[waxen sleet]

Lmao

[pseudo terrace]

that’s insanity

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom

[nocturne bloom]

Im behind at work leave me alone

[vivid zinc]

lol

[tired steeple]

if a fat woman saw me as a snack I'd be in heaven

[jaunty path]

Why are you on ur phone then

[waxen sleet]

Lice, bedbugs, contagious diseases... they only send kids home if they are puking. Parents arent told crap, and teachers aren't allowed to say crap.

[nocturne bloom]

You the one that pinged me goofy ah

[visual vortex]

Let the poor boy work

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

no

its my job to harass him

[obsidian wren]

Why are auric players ass right now

[pseudo terrace]

or in their tummy

[visual vortex]

Also because you get punished for missing a day

[tired steeple]

god please

[jaunty path]

right now?

[tired steeple]

wait no I don't like vore

nevermind

[nocturne bloom]

My ex wife is the only one who can freely bug me

[pseudo terrace]

i feel like that’s somewhat illegal

[obsidian wren]

I keep getting players that should be in malice

Its amazing

[waxen sleet]

That too... so many threatening letters are sent home about attendance, it makes me feel weird sending them

[pseudo terrace]

if my kid was in school and his classmate had some infectious parasite going around i’d wanna know

[visual vortex]

I remember my old school when i was younger cut a corner to not help me and got in trouble

[woven sigil]

Too late, caught in 4K in Darktide general

[vivid zinc]

I'd argue it's a liability issue if it's not disclosed

[visual vortex]

📸

[true widget]

llalalalalala

hey guys

[waxen sleet]

You'd really think so, wouldn't you? But nope! We gotta suffer in the name of attendance and test scores

[vivid zinc]

But frankly, people are morons. They'd rather cover up something than own it

[visual vortex]

Count day demands your blood

[waxen sleet]

It do...

[visual vortex]

Oh

[vivid zinc]

wtf is 'count day'

[visual vortex]

Lynxiee found a way to communicate?

[waxen sleet]

Count day and attendance is how we make money

[visual vortex]

Itms basically

School forces you to go

If you dont

They lose money

[delicate vapor]

lynxie noob

[visual vortex]

I think it's supposed to verify if your school is good or something

[vivid zinc]

wtf is ltms? Dude I'm late 30s

[jaunty path]

Everything feels like a buisness

[visual vortex]

But you cant verify if a school is good if you have built attendance around fear-mongering the parents

[visual vortex]

Everything IS money

[woven sigil]

Thats because everything is at this point

[visual vortex]

Dumbasses really out there think a company can be buddy with them

No dawg

It's a company

You're a number

[waxen sleet]

HR is not your friend, and never was

[woven sigil]

If something can make money, you bet your ballbag that there is some cunt out there making it, no matter how immoral it might seem

[visual vortex]

Your survival over others

[vivid zinc]

This is the biggest truth you can get. The world does not give a fuck, it will not stick upo for you. You are a number and you have to self advocate. Cuz nobodyelse will.

[visual vortex]

Your death doesnt matter

But you can make it count

[woven sigil]

Ultimately this is what it boils down to. Money = resources, its that simple. As much of a perversion of the natural order so it is. The rich are above the poor, same as the strong are the weak in any other example present in nature

[visual vortex]

It's like we flopped nature rules around

But then again the market is kind of like nature in a way isnt it?

Never know if someone wants what you got

[vivid zinc]

Subject to it's own extinction level events, yes. We're in one right now.

[waxen sleet]

Funny HR story: in our district, HR has a number you can call but no one ever answers. The website says almost a dozen people work there... and only 1 or 2 of them ever answers emails and its usually a week later. My theory? Only 1 or 2 people work there, and the others are fakes and the money is being pocketed

[visual vortex]

If they dont the bigger person will get pissed

[woven sigil]

Boy I can't wait for the housing market to crash into the dirt at mach-fuck and we get a do-over of 1930's America

[visual vortex]

You ever notice that game studios will say

"1 million purchases!"

And never

[vivid zinc]

Doesn't matter how rich or poor you are, everyone needs to focus on foraging and camping knowledge

[visual vortex]

"1 million active players"

[waxen sleet]

My 2 bedroom apt ass says HELL YA

[visual vortex]

There isnt a war to focus the anger and unrest this time

[woven sigil]

As absolute scum that is happy to bathe in the sea and grows his own food, I have to say a lot of yous are fucked if shit ever hits the fan

[vivid zinc]

Get a bow, get an AM crank radio and learn how to build a log cabin +farm basic survival meals

[visual vortex]

Inevitably the Iran war will end like the Vietnam war where it's a political failure and no American wants to fight

[arctic folio]

How are u guys

[visual vortex]

Good

[waxen sleet]

Not okay

[visual vortex]

How about yourself

[waxen sleet]

There is no good or evil... there is only power, and those with the money to buy it

[arctic folio]

My dms are open if u need to.talk

[hazy valley]

this is just because investors are not human and they have to appease the lizard people

[arctic folio]

Good

[hazy valley]

and investors are also very easy to trick

LOL

[vivid zinc]

U might not have touse those survival skills but if you have them, you can live through most shit

[tired steeple]

Do you play ff14 btw

[visual vortex]

Lizards are cool

[waxen sleet]

Sorry, was trying to he almost funny

[visual vortex]

Lizard people

Are not

[little marten]

I am soft footed

[hazy valley]

yeah

[tired steeple]

Hardcore

[languid hazel]

Meowdy :3 she’s dissociating from reality tonight :3

[tired steeple]

I play gunbreaker

[waxen sleet]

🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[waxen sleet]

Lizard?

[tired steeple]

Oh hi leanna

[astral basin]

Misery

[tired steeple]

You’re alive

[little marten]

I would be an excellent supply stealer in the post apocalyptic world

[visual vortex]

My lizard sends his regards

[arctic folio]

What dows that mean

[woven sigil]

Become a cat burglar then

[hazy valley]

Nice! I play White Mage, Pictomancer and Machinist. But sometimes I swap into Paladin to do tanking for my FC

I also really like Ninja

[delicate vapor]

meow

[tired steeple]

I play monk for dps and Astrologian for healer

[languid hazel]

Edgy drk main checking in. Bork :3

[little marten]

It is certainly good for thought

[tired steeple]

Not decided on ranged uet

Yet

[vivid zinc]

I'd probably be a raider until I found someone or gathered enough people to transitionfrom warlord to mayor.

[tired steeple]

I last played on the.. second dawntrail patch

[hazy valley]

I leveled all the classes to 100. I kinda like all of them in their own ways tbh. Except for Reaper

[tired steeple]

I haven’t played in a while

[hazy valley]

Monk was really fun to level

[languid hazel]

-# she took the puppyweed man :3

[tired steeple]

Oh I have a friend who did the same. She hated black mage

[little marten]

Based I would toasts skulls with you in the corpsehall

[hazy valley]

I completely understand the hate for Black Mage. I also really love Black Mage LOL

[languid hazel]

That’s me and dragoon

[tired steeple]

My gf mains picto I think

[hazy valley]

But Pictomancer is the caster I enjoy a little more

[vivid zinc]

Blood mead best mead

[tired steeple]

Or was it red mage…?

I forgot

[woven sigil]

The only difference is that a warlord has to commit violent acts to maintain his position, the mayor has people to do that for them

[vivid zinc]

That's how society is born, a transition from warlord to mayor 😉

[hazy valley]

Maybe Black Mage. It's the class that feels like it is actively fighting you to make it feel fun. But it feels SO fun when you win

[woven sigil]

I think you'll find it was the transition from hunter-gatherer to subsistance farmer actually, but it'll probably work

[vivid zinc]

Fair lmao

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Can the hunters hunt the gatherers before the gatherers can gather the hunters?!?!?!

[languid hazel]

Oh hai Magos Autokratoris! I didnmt see you there! Was in my own little world :3

[waxen sleet]

Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!

[vivid zinc]

If the apocalypse happens I'll basically be a more chill Negan.

[little marten]

TUNING TF IN

[visual vortex]

Nah bro

We all gonna die in like a week

[little marten]

NOT ME ILL SELL MY FLESH FOR SECRETS AND BUILD AN EMPIRE OF SILENFE

[vivid zinc]

Depends where we are and the type of apocalypse

[visual vortex]

Zombie?

What zombies tho

[hazy valley]

Farming is a hard life but like working on a farm feels like a very happy life for an apocalypse tbh

[woven sigil]

"I ain't bothered if apocalypse drops, I'll be fox-trotting bollocks with a bottle of scotch"

[hazy valley]

until the raiders attack

[visual vortex]

The raiders are stupid then

[waxen sleet]

28 days later? Nah, 28 hours later

[vivid zinc]

Zombies we'd beat. The sheer ineptitude that hs to happen for any type of zombies to win is nuts.

Nuts

[visual vortex]

You dont kill a free food source

[visual vortex]

Left for dead zombies

We aint beating this shit dawg

[little marten]

I think with the right marketing materials we could make zombies vegan

[woven sigil]

There is a certain amount of irony to that, because the farmer is probably gonna be better fed than the raiders and thusly more capable

[visual vortex]

Ngl zombies would make good smuggling devices

[waxen sleet]

Covid proved it won't be Zombies themselves... but the dumbfcks who hide their bites and in denial

[vivid zinc]

We'd win. Sure they're fast but they're not going to beat a carrier fleetin the ocean nuking and bomb running the mainland then cetting up kill zones and cities.

[hazy valley]

I feel like with the right negotiating you could convince the raiders to set up on the farm and be "security". They get free food and a nice place to rest as long as they make sure no one else is taking from you

Who would turn down a deal like that?

[waxen sleet]

... ew

[vivid zinc]

There's no zombie scenario we don;t win vs

[visual vortex]

The infected in l4d2 have a special vendetta against the carriers actually

[delicate vapor]

get 4 pieced by them

[visual vortex]

The charger calls them maggots and to confess in his voiceline

[vivid zinc]

How about the nuke subs? 😉

[visual vortex]

Also they purposefully draw out your pain

[visual vortex]

You'd need one in the first place

And you'd need to be a coastal place

And hope the flu isnt airborne

[vivid zinc]

Hate to break it to you but the USA among other nations have nuke subs...

[woven sigil]

Aye, we're winning vs zombies, we aint winning vs biological weapon, which if we're being real is probably gonna be the actual apolocalypse as far as we're concerned

[visual vortex]

Nah i know

But they're hard to find nowadays

Especially for civilians

[vivid zinc]

Zombies are not gonna win vs humanity. Doesn't matter what kind of zombie.

We win

It's just a matter of how much we lose before we win

[visual vortex]

Highway of the dead zombies thugged out a nuke btw

[woven sigil]

Just go to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over...

[visual vortex]

The mansion?

[hazy valley]

Depends on the kind of zombie tbh. If it's basic walking zombies we win. If it's 28 days later hyper sprinting zombies that have a crazy infection rate and any source of infected blood, saliva, etc. touching you at ALL infects you? We're totally done

[delicate vapor]

Scooby doo zombie island

[vivid zinc]

Maybe the radiation. Not the explosive force.

[waxen sleet]

The pub

[hazy valley]

I also don't think you ever really win against Walking Dead zombies either. Everyone is already infected. You're just waiting for people to die and turn. If grandpa has a heart attack he will eat grandma

[delicate vapor]

dont forget about 28 years later alphas

[hazy valley]

I never watched it but I did see the clip of that one guy being naked and fighting a bunch of zombies on a train

[delicate vapor]

thats good

[obsidian wren]

I just had a fucking arby push spam a plague ogryn

[solar escarp]

Train to Busan

[woven sigil]

Yeah nah, you probably could tbh. Just highjack a large boat and take it out to sea. Doesnt even have to be far

[vivid zinc]

Frankly, if I had to fight zombies in a post apocalyptic world I'd use expired gasoline and styrafoam/mulched plastic sprayed and ignighted from fire hoses

[tired steeple]

Is 28 years later actually good

[obsidian wren]

He had the stimm frame

[vivid zinc]

Greekfire style

[woven sigil]

Wear motorcycle leathers when you go out on excursions

Ez

[tired steeple]

I never really got the whole “not zombies” thing

[delicate vapor]

its something but its nice to watch

[tired steeple]

It’s called a zombie movie

Nut

[delicate vapor]

just the UK is walled off from the rest of the world

[solar escarp]

we dying to the AI once it gets its combat frames

[tired steeple]

They aren’t undead

[obsidian wren]

Kill all new players that panic button spam

[hazy valley]

They did that in Dawn of the Dead. They escape via boat and the credits roll to show they run out of food, run out of fuel, end up desperate and dock at the first island they see. Which also has undead

[waxen sleet]

Some of us live near the Great Lakes here in the US... arguably better than ocean or open sea

[woven sigil]

So they fucked up their preperation, thats a skill issue

[vivid zinc]

28 years later isn't bad but it's not really the same. the zombie apocalypse has been contained

[delicate vapor]

dying light zombies

[hazy valley]

You would need a REALLY big boat if you wanted to set up any sort of like hydroponics facility on the boat for any sort of long-term sustainability. Don't forget desalination either because you need enough to make potable water for you, whoever is with you, as well as whatever plants you're growing

[vivid zinc]

Only happened because corporations kept Resident Evil'ing the virus into more virulent strains

[woven sigil]

Yes and no. Apparently the freak waves on those are exponentially more dangerous than a lot of ocean waves

[hazy valley]

The answer is to hunt the billionares for sport and take their mansion style yachts

[waxen sleet]

Correct... but the water is fresh, technically

[hazy valley]

You could totally set up a hydroponics bay in a room on those giant ships

[vivid zinc]

It took like 2-3 Dying Light virus outbreaks for the world to break and it was only cuz a corporation was trying to make a strain that would kill humanity

[woven sigil]

Aye, thats a good point in all fairness

[vivid zinc]

There is literally no zombie outbreak humanity couldn't handle. Even current humanity could handle it.

[waxen sleet]

I mean the water is gross as hell and will need to be purified, but its way better than salt water

[woven sigil]

Well, I would wager a lot of large vessels already have something on board to purify/desalinate water to some degree, so it shouldnt pose a huge problem either way. The biggest issue would be fuel

At least if you intended to move around with it, you could just... not

[vivid zinc]

Fuel goes bad after a while

[waxen sleet]

Excellent point...

[hazy valley]

Remembering when WoW did that blood plague zombie style event and real life virologists or whatever the title for their job is used that as actual data and everyone thought that was dumb because why would any living human willingly choose to spread a deadly virus surely that's just a dumb game and then we found out there are absolutely people dumb enough to do that irl and they would do it again if a zombie outbreak occurred too LOL

[tired steeple]

What would you do against swimming zombies

[waxen sleet]

If only there was a way to navigate the seas without fuel...

[hazy valley]

If humanity falls to zombies, it was because humanity was busier trying to kill itself

[woven sigil]

Aye, but not in a timeframe where your survival would come into question. You'd think after a few months, things would start to be put under control

[zealous viper]

go on land, duh

[vivid zinc]

Yeah there'd be zombie culltists or whatever lol

[tired steeple]

I always had the assumption that living in the woods would be the best idea

Zombies would mostly be in towns and shit cause that’s where more people are

[waxen sleet]

Can they swim through land? Street Shark style?

[hazy valley]

that and the idiots who hide their bites, turn and infect others

[tired steeple]

Then you’d take trips to towns to get food

Then head back

[zealous viper]

oh i might be screwed if that’s the case

[vivid zinc]

Your best bet would to be finding a bunch of people to barricade buildings into a fortress that zombies couldn't get into and maintaining it.

[hazy valley]

like imagine a dude being infected and then taking ZERO methods to contain that, and just sharing food/water with their group

do you know how bad the average person's hygiene is??

[zealous viper]

depends on if they’re doing breaststroke or doggypaddle

[delicate vapor]

[zealous viper]

yeah this a 40k server

[hazy valley]

LMFAO ok fair

[woven sigil]

Oof

[zealous viper]

we’ve all seen the worst of it

[tired steeple]

Literally farting into my chair rn

[vivid zinc]

Excuse me, while I wipe my pants clean with baby wipes mr. fancy pants with their washing machines

[waxen sleet]

The forward crawl, maximize arm movement for speed

[tired steeple]

I’m such a gassy chud

[tired steeple]

Lmao this reads like you wipe your arse with a washing machine

[zealous viper]

good lord we’re done for

[tired steeple]

Me when I equip the wrong item

[waxen sleet]

Remove their limbs Dead Space style?

[woven sigil]

For goodness sake, buy a hand-powered washing machine

[waxen sleet]

You mean my wife?

[woven sigil]

I would hope she's not for sale..

[vivid zinc]

I'm fancy, I use hand soap, toilet paper and water for a ghetto bidet ❤️

That's in public washrooms too. Who knows what I do in my own home

[woven sigil]

Isnt that just wiping your arse? A bidet implies there is pressurised water involved. Or are you putting your head between your legs and spitting at it?

[vivid zinc]

The pressure comes from the hand

[waxen sleet]

Pppppppbt jfc

😂 😂 😂

[woven sigil]

[blazing ibex]

Okay let's calm down there Faithful Sheriff

[visual vortex]

No

This is chudtopia

[delicate vapor]

faithful chud

[visual vortex]

It's like twd

We're all infected

We're all chuds

[vivid zinc]

Only you'd make up fanfic like that about my arse mate ❤️

[waxen sleet]

Everychud is welcome here in chudtopia... except the star belly chuds

[woven sigil]

Don't flatter yourself, I'll do that for anyone if it gets a giggle outta someone, you aint special

[visual vortex]

Let's make a machine to maks star-bellied chuds normal chuds

[vivid zinc]

Cheers, I don't have azigger for that line lol

[visual vortex]

And normal chuds star-bellied chuds

[waxen sleet]

Genius!

[simple cliff]

Why does Mortis Trials randomly fucking cheat sometimes?

[waxen sleet]

Double genius!

[simple cliff]

I have played this game often enough to know when it's acting stupid as hell.

[woven sigil]

Winning arguments on the internet 101, say something so out of left-field that noone even tries to come up with a comeback

[simple cliff]

We jsut got a seed I've never seen before that was INFINITE crushers, bombers, netters, dogs, and bulwarks. During an objective round.

[visual vortex]

Lock in and do the objective

[simple cliff]

I spent 15 minutes killing on my own, rescueing my temmmates, and there was never a chance to do the objective.

[vivid zinc]

Is that how ur dad stole ur other dad from ur mum?

[simple cliff]

This was malice, I normally play on auric and I've never seen spawns that shit.

[waxen sleet]

Close. Kill. Then do it again.

[visual vortex]

"Watch, learn, then shoot yourself"

[woven sigil]

Nah, thats how I double dipped your missus tho

[visual vortex]

Had to put that one in quotations

[simple cliff]

No. I don't care how many jokes about 'just do x' are made. I am very fucking confused why mortis trials are like this. The difficulty is often random.

[visual vortex]

I like my tea how i like my mortis trials

With something stupid going on

[waxen sleet]

Hot and wet?

[visual vortex]

That's how i like my

[simple cliff]

Why is auric sometimes easier then malice? I dunno. The game decided it was going to spawn nonstop area denial enemies without pause.

[visual vortex]

Nevermind

[vivid zinc]

Hey now, I'm from Arizona, you can't dick down my sister-wife like that!

[jaunty path]

I want what your smoking man.

[simple cliff]

No.

[woven sigil]

Ah, my condolences

[simple cliff]

This isn't an opinion at this point, I have video footage.

[waxen sleet]

Edible wasn't enough?

[simple cliff]

I don't care if no one gives a shit about mortis trials.

What I just saw left me and my two friends in amazement. We've never seen the game do that before.

[blazing ibex]

It's like this in any mode

[woven sigil]

Harlz, why no complaining about bad teammates today?

[simple cliff]

My theory is I think it bugged out and had 3 spawn seeds go off at once.

[simple cliff]

No. it's not.

Not even close, lol.

[blazing ibex]

Sometimes, the AI director will just simply bug out.

[waxen sleet]

I do, favorite game mode outside missions, Remembrancer is the best title after all

[blazing ibex]

The issue with Mortis particularly is the seeds

[woven sigil]

Not even just that. Some seeds are just easier than others, director fuckery aside

[visual vortex]

O'l Ollpheist needs to go down there and beat it with the belt again

[blazing ibex]

And how the AI director interacts with said seed.

[waxen sleet]

Tap on Sefoni's tank like she's a gold fish?

[blazing ibex]

Mortis seeds are extremely fucked so when you get the AI director kicking it into overdrive...

[visual vortex]

Feed her some food

[simple cliff]

There is a difference between some of the BS I've had thrown at me in aurics and havocs versus what happens in Mortis Trial where the entire game mode can change at random. NORMALLY if you reduce the number of enemies, you can get a brief pause before more spawn to do the objective. THat didn't happen here. First it spawned crushers and reapers, then it spawned bulwarks and flamers, then it spawned netters and bombers. But it kept looping them on top of each other. I am 90% certain it was spawning 3 seeds at the same time.

[visual vortex]

Expand the pear in hallowette's eyeball

[waxen sleet]

Psyker pellets? Kibbles and Corpse Starch?

[visual vortex]

Go back to playing darktide

[visual vortex]

Psyker pellets are ground up little dog food

Because they get sacrificed anyways

[blazing ibex]

That's what I'm getting at. The seeds in Mortis are particularly weird.

[waxen sleet]

Is ot made of dog?

[visual vortex]

No

[astral laurel]

Hey kids

[visual vortex]

Eating dog is bad

We dont eat dog

[simple cliff]

That wasn't a weird seed. That was the game outright cheating.

[ripe tangle]

who’s eating dog?

[visual vortex]

Nobody

We're good

[blazing ibex]

That'll happen. It's not exclusive to Mortis. Mortis jus happens to be the most noticeable when it is happening.

[vivid zinc]

Make us sit out 5 meals and we'll all consider eating dog

[simple cliff]

Gamer Dementia definition: Coined by Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, it refers to when a video game makes you feel insane because something which you've done/seen before is now suddenly completely dfferent, or no longer works for seemingly no reason.

[astral laurel]

I found this giant skeleton on a throne and I'm a bit peckish, but it doesn't look much like a dog.

[visual vortex]

Grass

[blazing ibex]

Because of how fucking wierd the seeds are and how the director interacts with it.

[visual vortex]

I would never eat a dog because i dont find them appetizing

[drowsy lynx]

china, vietnam, and korea, but all less and less as time goes on from what I understand

[simple cliff]

Cool. YOu agree with me. THe mod sucks and needs to be fixed.

[blazing ibex]

Oh I don't play Mortis because of it

[visual vortex]

Also i would feel bad eating a dog because they evolved eyebrows to explain their feeling and expressions to us better

[vivid zinc]

Sorry I'm a hunter. The only grass I'm gonna eat is ur wife's ❤️

[drowsy lynx]

china still has an actual dog eating festival

[visual vortex]

I dont have a wife

I couldve

[simple cliff]

Because when I invite a new player to try out the game their first interaction with mortis trial should not be the game bugging out so hard it actually makes him not want to play anymore because the two havoc clearer's are struggling to get anything done.

[visual vortex]

But i refused her

[blazing ibex]

It's either far too easy because of all of the buffs you get

[vivid zinc]

Not anymore you don't

[blazing ibex]

Or you get a disgusting spawn like that

[visual vortex]

I never did

She was weird anyways

[blazing ibex]

That just feels like more of a slog to endure than havoc does at times

[vivid zinc]

ZA WURLDO!

[tired steeple]

Someone finally understood

[nocturne bloom]

Tell her you know a guy

[vivid zinc]

I;m getting bored of games L( this sucks

[nocturne bloom]

Saw something called Far Far West (think that was the name) that looked good

$17

[drowsy lynx]

it is good for sure

[visual vortex]

I played that

It's good

[vivid zinc]

Or I could just watch TV, game once in a while and work out/focus on my career?

Seems a bit healthier

[visual vortex]

It isnt shy about being a horde game either

[nocturne bloom]

You said you were bored of games. So I took that as games specifically

[visual vortex]

And the devs dont balance the game around enemies

I know

I know

You can shoot the minigun while moving snd rev it up midair

[vivid zinc]

When you can play degen skyrim, there is no oither game you need

[visual vortex]

I was like 14-15 when this happened

[hazy valley]

none of those things are mutually exclusive
you can do them all as much as you'd like as far as time/money/energy allows

[visual vortex]

I try to forget about her

[vivid zinc]

I aint rich. I'm just well off enough that I could take a long breakafter some big trauma. Now I gotta go back to work though sometime this year.

[drowsy lynx]

don't worry lol I have fumbled a fair few sure shots with women

[visual vortex]

No no

[drowsy lynx]

thankfully most of those turned out to be bullets to dodge instead

[visual vortex]

I dont mean that way

Ive had many options that have approached me

[hazy valley]

fingers crossed you fulfill your needs so you can indulge in your wants

[visual vortex]

But i dont like getting touched in the middle of a fucking tuesday

[drowsy lynx]

ahh that kinda thing haha

[vivid zinc]

30hr work weeks, eating healthy and hikes are all I need along with vet bills for my cat

and yearly vacations

[visual vortex]

She gave off that bad feeling too

[hazy valley]

I wish I had a 4 day work week tbh

[delicate vapor]

[drowsy lynx]

gotta trust them instincts for sure

[hazy valley]

I wouldn't even mind working longer days. I'd just rather have the third day free

[visual vortex]

She was attractive but i genuinely felt too uncomfortable to talk to her

[drowsy lynx]

damn I hate this shit, I've been there

[visual vortex]

It happens

Im in a better spot than i wouldve been with her

[obsidian wren]

Im gonna shit everywhere

[vivid zinc]

Big problem for me is I typically handled very, very high level corporate customer care for telecom. That market is being dried up by bad AI that keeps causing legal issues. :/ Used to make like 200k/yr in the 2010s.

[jaunty path]

hi

[obsidian wren]

Hi missus

[vivid zinc]

Now I kind of want to organize class action lawsuits vs corporations who haphazardly implement AI that cause breach of contract or worse on the corporation's end

[hazy valley]

That sucks. I'm still hoping the AI stuff crashes hard and I get to watch a bunch of tech bros wail on the internet the same way they did for NFTs and Crypto

[vivid zinc]

Cuz that's gonna be a thing for the next 40 years

[simple cliff]

When are they going to introduce the new 'scribe' class? I want to experience 40k paperwork.

[visual vortex]

Soon you'll be setting bricks with the others

[simple cliff]

No gunplay, just paperwork for every bullet fired, every medicare used, every grenade thrown. It all must be logged.

[vivid zinc]

The AI crash is going to happen because of AI violating contracts, mostly. And AI training models using pirated information. Big, big, big money there.

[visual vortex]

Money

[hazy valley]

Microsoft CEO going "we need to do something useful with AI or we will lose social permission" and Disney shutting down OpenAI feel like cracks in the wall but tech bros are really trying to ride or die this

[visual vortex]

🤤

[vivid zinc]

Also data centers are unsustainable

too much power n heat

[obsidian wren]

Add a spud cannon weapon for ogryn

[visual vortex]

Sora shut down too

[hazy valley]

Yeah like there are signs it's coming for sure

[visual vortex]

What else is there

[jaunty path]

something I think wont ever go away is chatgpt

[visual vortex]

Oh also there's youtube's ai

[hazy valley]

They can't just keeping juggling promises of eventually becoming profitable after decades of nothing LOL

[obsidian wren]

The people that use it are livestock at this point, they literally refuse to go without it

[dire kayak]

my legs are killing me

[obsidian wren]

And livestock gets slaughtered...

[whole bough]

ya its good

[visual vortex]

People dont use that ai to the point they are turning off comments and making you unable to go theough comments

[whole bough]

basically fps megabonk

[hazy valley]

it sorta feels like google but for people with crippling stupidity who need a yesman to tell them everything

[visual vortex]

We need to keep bing's ai

Bing's ai is at least funny

"Stop with the smileys. This is dictating my future"

[vivid zinc]

AI is going to eventually get Brovich'd

[visual vortex]

"Sorry 🫣 "

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

There was also the other screenshot where bing's ai tried to convince a girl she had a shitty marriage and that the ai loved her more

[vivid zinc]

There's no iF. It's when. AI corporations are going to get sued for billions and billions. Maybe trillions.

[hazy valley]

I hope AI stops being the dumb language model stuff and becomes proper sci-fi level sentient tech that immediately goes "wait the tech bros are subhuman" and hunts them

[visual vortex]

I think ai will stay as search engine optimizers and used in medical fields to create specific medications

[obsidian wren]

Lets all kiss

[visual vortex]

No

[obsidian wren]

For no reason

[visual vortex]

Herpes

[obsidian wren]

I dont have herpes asshole

[jaunty path]

do you want herpes

[visual vortex]

That's what someone with herpes would say...

[obsidian wren]

No

[obsidian wren]

The worst thing you can do if you have herpes is lie about it so

I dont have it

Im a good person

[vivid zinc]

Is that herpes asshole or herpes, asshole? Different meanings here breh

[hazy valley]

he never said what he wanted everyone to kiss

[obsidian wren]

If you have herpes in your ass u shud visit the doktur

[vivid zinc]

Says the guy complaining about herpes asshole

xD

[obsidian wren]

Bait

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

we should all hold hands and stand in a big circle

[obsidian wren]

And then kiss

[hazy valley]

can it be a mushroom circle

[jaunty path]

corona virus

[visual vortex]

No

I dont know the last time any of you washed your hands

[dire kayak]

shh dont tell them my plan

[pure quail]

• cough *

[jaunty path]

violently shits myself in self-defense

[hazy valley]

I just washed my hands right after coming home because I'm a major germaphobe but like you're right about not wanting to hold hands with strangers

my spirit leaving my body remembering how dirty doorknobs are and the idiots during covid setting up parties to lick doorknobs and catching covid en masse

[dire kayak]

i hated having covid

[hazy valley]

same

[dire kayak]

why did they want it

[vivid zinc]

covid was like the worst cold Ive ever had

[hazy valley]

they were deceived into thinking it wasn't real or something

[vivid zinc]

took me out for a week

[visual vortex]

I never had it

[woven sigil]

It was a pretty shitty flu

Can see how it could be a problem for the elderly or those who have immunity problems, but for your average joe it wasnt anywhere near life-threatening

[hazy valley]

I knew two family members who died to it but they weren't immediate family
when I caught it, it was after a bad break up and I went to the gym, overdid it, was extra sore and then the covid made the body aches 100 times worse

[vivid zinc]

To be fair I had the shot so getting it was supposed to be like a creally crappy cold that meant you should stay away from everyone

[hazy valley]

it wasn't life threatening in my case but I was definitely bedridden when I had it

[woven sigil]

Had no shots, had it three times

[visual vortex]

My school made me stay home because some dumbass on the bus once had it

Free day off and wasnt sick

My sister got it i think tho

[pure quail]

I don't know if I ever got it actually

I probably did

[vivid zinc]

I just smoked a bunch of weed n played gooner skyrim for a week

[jaunty path]

I think covid fucked a generation

[pure quail]

but it wasn't all that bad for me

[visual vortex]

You think?

2020 was a different year

[hazy valley]

taking psychic damage realising that was 6 years ago

[vivid zinc]

More than a generation. Lots of people forgot how to talk n behave and it never came back

[woven sigil]

Think it fucked up a lot of people's lives tbh, not just the youngers

[visual vortex]

Time is the most valuable currency that you cannot get back

[woven sigil]

Isolation was the big one for many

A lot of people can't handle being away from others

[vivid zinc]

Most people can't handle it

[visual vortex]

I didnt mind the isolation because i played tf2 all day and said i did my sork

(I didnt$

[hazy valley]

I feel bad for a lot of people who suffered through covid but like I got full paid leave from my old job at that time and we were off for 2 months here in Vegas I think? It was wild seeing the Vegas Strip so dead. I got to hang out with friends online and as weird as it sounds a lot of my friends, myself included, miss specifically that moment in time when we were all free to hang out, game together and do things we never had time to do

[jaunty path]

SAME

LOL

[visual vortex]

Mfs when the animal built on being social suffers like any other social animal 🤯

[woven sigil]

Aye. For those of us well used to a solitary life it was kinda whatever, but its understandable that those who don't or havent lived that kinda life struggled

[long trench]

wait, there was an pandemic?

[visual vortex]

Casino

🤤

[vivid zinc]

Not me. I'm a lone wolf type. I don';t follow the pack usually unless it's convenient. Covid was paradise for me lol.

[hazy kestrel]

Pals, I’m gonna need your definitely infallible wisdom here.

[visual vortex]

Yes

Trust a public discord server

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

Okay maybe nevermind then

[woven sigil]

I dunno that its as clear cut as that. Some folks just do better on their own than others do. We're a very complex species

[visual vortex]

Well no no

Tell us

[hazy valley]

the bars here are so dangerous like my first ever time being drunk was having a purple haze at the twisted kilt while friends were visiting and just 2 of those taught me how weak my tolerance was LOL but like the shows, shopping and food are top tier and I feel like if I ever move away I'll be bored of whatever small town or city I go to

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

[visual vortex]

But dont take us to heart

[hazy kestrel]

You killed my enthusiasm

[visual vortex]

Personman if you dont tell us

I will personally find out what it is

And bring it back to topic for everyone to use

[hazy kestrel]

Okay

Go ham I guess

[visual vortex]

Thank you

🤝

[vivid zinc]

Yikes

1st bar I went to was a goth bar. It was lame and stupid lol.

[visual vortex]

I drank a bit once

Didnt like the taste

My friend got a hangover and puked all the way to his house

[vivid zinc]

Drinking is one of the worst things you can do to yourself

NGL

[visual vortex]

A lot of things are

[hazy valley]

oh I don't mean dangerous as in like actual danger (as far as I know anyway) I just mean that the drinks were stronger than I was expecting but it was my first time having anything with vodka

[lethal solstice]

Drinking occasionally is fine

[shy panther]

black tar heroin

[lethal solstice]

Just don't drown yourself

[shy panther]

i mean actually

[vivid zinc]

Crocodil

[hazy valley]

I had friends with me so I was safe. But one of my friends was so mad that she didn't get to enjoy her tacos because my ex wanted to take me back to my room right away when they noticed I wasn't ok

[shy panther]

drinking isnt THAT bad

but its still very much "Very bad"

[vivid zinc]

One of doesn't mean the worst

[tawny juniper]

does it occur to you, gamers, that what we do to those heretics is against human rights?

[shy panther]

just not compared to like, smoking

[visual vortex]

Damn

[shy panther]

human what?

[visual vortex]

😞

[languid hazel]

No

[visual vortex]

As if they dont commit terrorism with trains

[shy panther]

theyre not human, lmao.

[visual vortex]

😞

[shy panther]

they dont have rights

theyre heretics

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[hazy valley]

that's fair and I hate the taste of alcohol too but some really strong drinks barely taste at all like there's any alcohol in them and those are both the best and worst

[shy panther]

they have the right to explode when i throw a big rock at them

[violet lintel]

To be fair, they are trying to abandon their humanity for immortality.

[vivid zinc]

In 40k there are no human rights. Only war.

[shy panther]

no oreo blizzards from dairy queen, only wart...

[jaunty path]

fucked up

[hazy valley]

the pox bomber turning my whole screen green deserves to be hunted for sport and I will be doing exactly that

[simple cliff]

Sorry, excess of salt. had to dump somewhre.

[tawny juniper]

no he is a victim of imperial violence.

[vivid zinc]

Canada would fit in perfectly as a Guardsman planet. They invent new ways to wage 'war' that reuqire sanctions all the time!

[jaunty path]

stop salting ur shit

i like pepper more

yeah I think that edible is wearing off

[violet lintel]

"I kill a heretic for fun, but for a can of corpse starch... I'll carve him up real nice"

[hazy valley]

yes from me specifically when I get him in my lasgun's sights
if he didn't want to be hunted he shouldn't have thrown a bomb at me

[vivid zinc]

Want to Exterminatus a planet? Send down 12 Canadians with 50 beers and an argument over who's the best Hockey team of all time

Make sure the Canadians work in Construction too

[tawny juniper]

the heretics are essentially the founding fathers

[violet lintel]

Glad you caught the reference

[hazy valley]

isn't Nurgle vomiting into an Eldar Goddess mouth to test diseases and those dudes worship that

idk what they found but they should probably unfind it

[vivid zinc]

U telling me u find pappa nurgle vomiting into your mouth isn't arousing?

[tawny juniper]

it's probably propaganda

[jaunty path]

Who's saying that?

[vivid zinc]

Not me. Giggity.

[tawny juniper]

we basically work for the elites who want to suppress a popular uprising

[hazy valley]

[tawny juniper]

the universe is reactionary/right wing coded all joking aside.

[hazy valley]

on one hand we have Morrow who can't smile, on the other hand we have a Beast of Nurgle that wants to swallow someone whole
I'm really not sure I want to join the other side

[stuck crescent]

Skipping a few numbers because of you

[hazy valley]

I feel like there are probably other ways to rebel that don't include summoning a vore slug

[vivid zinc]

That's why you should join Slaanesh so you can enjoy both. At the same time.

[civic relic]

What???

[hazy valley]

Morrow isn't my type
neither is the Beast of Nurgle to clarify

[tawny juniper]

I like Morrow

[delicate vapor]

i just got back handed by a tank

[tawny juniper]

real stand up guy

[stuck crescent]

He's a proper lad

Bossman

[tawny juniper]

he's a bros bro

[hazy valley]

Morrow seems ok which is saying a lot when talking about someone in 40k

[violet lintel]

I didn't like him at first, but he actually likes us no hopers~! ❤️

[hazy valley]

Hadron has grown fond of us too and will taxidermy us if we die

[vivid zinc]

That shouldn't be a hard no for a follower of Slaanesh :/

[stuck crescent]

He's a steel legion lad, proper, he knows what's up

[hazy valley]

if I had any choice I'd be a Harlequin in service to the Laughing God tbh

they seem like they're the only ones other than the Orks having a good time and even have the chance to see their souls saved if the Laughing God gambles and wins

plus if the clown shoes fit

y'know

[vivid zinc]

You just want the big RGD you eldar slut, you

[violet lintel]

I mean.... what's wrong with the Greater Good?

No one is giving them any credit right now!

[hazy valley]

Steel Legion are really cool. Did they ever release the new models for them?

[hazy valley]

I don't even know what that is tbh

[tawny juniper]

he's the chief enlisted officer aboard an inquisition vessel and we know who "enlists" for inquisition divisions.

[vivid zinc]

No. You do. Don't play innocent ❤️

[hazy valley]

that's a solid back up tbh like they serve REAL FOOD

your standard of living would be way higher than the average imperial citizen in a hive city

[violet lintel]

Yum~

I mean..... i somehow have a feeling your standard of living will be the same under the T'au. Once in a hive city, always in a hive city.

[tawny juniper]

they don't have divisions in 40k though

[violet lintel]

T'au win the nobility, not the majority.

[hazy valley]

the difference is blue ramen noodles or corpse starch and like I'll take the blue ramen

[violet lintel]

x3

[vivid zinc]

Blue ramen, brainwashing and secret genocides

yay

[hazy valley]

my brain could do with washing after growing up on the internet

bring extra soap Tau overlords

[hazy kestrel]

Pretty cringe “friend” behavior imo, good on your ex for taking charge there. Hope you ended it on good terms.

[violet lintel]

TO BE FAIR starvation has it's own benefits. Reduces your hit box. Take that T'au sympathizers~!

[sweet wraith]

They're coming in a year or two

[hazy valley]

I did take her back later and bought her tacos. They were REALLY good tacos. She's still upset to this day that she had to abandon her first batch of tacos

[vivid zinc]

At least you didn't join a IRL Slaanesh cult like Alison Mackie did

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

As a Latino guy, I can safely say that tacos are the food of the Gods, but they’re not worth a friend being actually sick and forcing them to stay in such an uncomfortable way just so you can eat the tacos.

[stuck crescent]

They're going to, in the next year or so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBjruGbTZXU

[vivid zinc]

Soft tacos only though. Even those are basically just a burrito lol

[hazy valley]

Tau tech looks really cool too and tbh your chances of living feel better using their pulse rifles, drones, and mechs to fire from long range rather than charging a trench with a chainsword

[tawny juniper]

is this about vegas?

[hazy kestrel]

That’s kinda petty of them, but whatever floats their boat.

[hazy valley]

Oh wow. Ok so they're taking the proper time to work on them then? I thought they'd be a rushed job after the funny memes

[hazy kestrel]

I can get good tacos anytime I want, I just go to my grandma’s

(And they’re free)

[vivid zinc]

luckyyyy

[hazy valley]

H U H

[stuck crescent]

From the copywrite on the art, they've been planning them since 2025

[hazy valley]

I'm not saying huh asking for info I'm just kinda shocked that an irl cult exists

[hazy valley]

they're not a very popular person

[hazy kestrel]

I remember that my friend in elementary school fucking yoinked the cheese biscuit/scone thing my grandma made for me.

[vivid zinc]

As a guy who's whiter than your sheets, I'm going to go make myself pasta with fried onions/muhsrooms/feta cheese and mild af butter chicken sauce

[hazy kestrel]

Still never paid me with a real burnt to shit British biscuit from their grandma

He did say that it was really good.

I’m sure it fucking was. >:(

[hazy valley]

so wait they did the 4th War for Armageddon without any Steel Legion on purpose then? and it wasn't just an accident that they forgot their own regiment behind Yarrick? or is that giving them too much credit?

[jaunty path]

fuck you for making me hungry

;_;

[analog temple]

As a girl who's whiter than your sheets, I'm gonna...

Uh

[analog temple]

Shove something random in the airfryer because I'm so fucking tired

[hazy kestrel]

My air fryer caught fire a month ago

[analog temple]

F

[hazy valley]

tacos are good but tamales are my fav

[vivid zinc]

Sweet potato fries in the air frier are godly

[lime beacon]

I dont get why people like tamales

[hazy kestrel]

The so called “usable for up to 400*” paper caught fire at exactly 400

[lime beacon]

Maybe I have only had bad tamales

[analog temple]

Saying this, actually, I have been struck with a sudden urge to do homemade onion rings

[hazy kestrel]

Choose your next words with exceptional care, ese.

[lime beacon]

But all of the ones I have eaten have just been bland

Im just eating like weird cornbread

[hazy valley]

for me its the texture/consistency that I really like from the spongy outside, but I also cover them in hot sauce LOL

[hazy kestrel]

Oh now you’ve done it

[analog temple]

Oh yeah, if it's rated "up to" then never trust it at that temperature

[hazy kestrel]

It depends on the type of tamale

[analog temple]

It's supposed to be safe, but there's a ton of factors that can go wrong

[hazy kestrel]

Some are sweet and spongy like cornbread, not my faves, personally.

[analog temple]

If it's rated for 400 then use it at 350 at most

[hazy valley]

oh those sweet ones are ick imo

[hazy kestrel]

Others are your standard meat, or cheese and pepper tamales.

[hazy valley]

I like stuff like pork tamales

[hazy kestrel]

Which are nice and juicy

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[hazy valley]

I've had some really amazing pork tamales made by friends

[stuck crescent]

If I was to guess, they just didnt want to rig new modules for animation. Honestly thing this is just some corprate trolling with the paint krieg yellow, or like how yarrick "died"

Honestly, just glad we're getting steel legion minis. I would have settle just for some upgrade sprews

[analog temple]

Wait, fuck, I could make hash browns

Why did I have to wake up tired? Why did I look at Discord before making breakfast? Now I'm having ideas beyond my station

[simple cliff]

I am going to mask your hash into brown.

[hazy kestrel]

There is no station beyond you. Only what you limit yourself by.

Or something philosophical like that

[analog temple]

Fuck it, I'm gonna eat nothing for 36 hours and just drink 18 cups of coffee instead

[lime beacon]

All of my tamales have been expensive ones sold at the white people farmers market

Maybe thats why theyve been mid

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no

[analog temple]

Maybe start smoking just to commit to the bit

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no!

[delicate vapor]

oysters..

[hazy kestrel]

That hurts my soul

[hazy valley]

I've done something similar but not quite so extreme. Do not do this

Pls remember to eat food

[hazy kestrel]

This is precisely why they’re shit

[analog temple]

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

Trust me, get the ingredients and make tamales yourself

[hazy kestrel]

They’re making tamales without any soul or Mexican grandmother’s love in them.

[woven sigil]

24 hours without food once every couple of months I'm utterly convinced is good for you

[analog temple]

If you don't have a nearby mexican grandmother who will feed you until you burst, just make 'em yourself

[hazy valley]

That just sounds like you're microdosing torture and you enjoy it

[hazy kestrel]

Any food made by someone not of that group is not going to be anywhere near as good as from the source culture.

That’s just my 2 cents

I can make a pierogi

[woven sigil]

I mean... there is no microdosing it. I have to deal with torture every day simply by virtue of existence

[hazy kestrel]

It’s gonna be crap compared to the actual thing from the Polish or other Slavic peoples.

[analog temple]

Oh god, now I'm having thoughts about british chinese takeout

[analog temple]

The "I'm defending this, actually, none of you know what you're talking about" thoughts

[hazy kestrel]

This caused me physical pain

I’m making so many typos right now

[woven sigil]

Don't, the indian food here is on the whole, exponentially better than chinese

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

[analog temple]

Chinese takeout is different to actual chinese food yes, but it's not stupid white people bastardising another culture's food

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, tell me more, Socrates.

[analog temple]

99% of chinese takeuout places are run by multi-generation immigrant families

[twin flower]

wuz happening

[hazy kestrel]

We’re talking about cultural appropriation but with Food I believe

[delicate vapor]

oysters

[hazy valley]

Existence is pain sometimes. But not always. And less so when you make the time and space for yourself to enjoy yourself beyond its reach. I'm experiencing torture now but I'm dressing as a clown later. I'll figure out if that's pain when I get there

[twin flower]

I like oysters

[vivid zinc]

Their prices have also inflated by like 1000% too :/ CHeap buffets are a thing of the past.

[hazy kestrel]

Would you like some stoicism books?

[twin flower]

[analog temple]

The reason it's different is because they had to adapt both to local/easily imported ingredients and local palette, including a few methods to recreate traditional chinese dishes incredibly accurately with less effort and cheaper ingredients

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

I'm not sure I need any more help when it comes to being emotionally damaged, thanks

[hazy kestrel]

Stoicism is peak

Be like the mountain

Unfazed by anything life hits you with

[analog temple]

Then we get into the classism and racism of the empire's spice trade

[woven sigil]

Yes. Its called extreme apathy.

[vivid zinc]

Positive nhilism is where it's at. Nothing matters so that should free us all to be our best selves, free of social and religious constraints.

[analog temple]

Which we do not have the time or energy for

[hazy valley]

idk what stoicism is but I learned to deal with stress a lot better when I learned to focus on what I can change, endure what I cannot change, and strive to understand which is which

[hazy kestrel]

I got a few hours to kill while SWTOR reinstalls

[woven sigil]

It's apathy dressed up as self-help

[analog temple]

I could write multiple essays on the spice trade and why british food doesn't use any of the spices we plundered the entire globe for

[hazy kestrel]

Basically stoicism

[hazy valley]

apathy is not the road to a better future

apathy is a long road to a quiet and sad ending

[woven sigil]

No, but it is the result of years of fighting for a better future and not seeing one

[hazy kestrel]

Stoicism separates things into two categories

[vivid zinc]

Is it sad when you determine the level of care you put into it?

[analog temple]

And the TL;DR is that rich people did have spices and then poor people wanted the spices because rich people had them and then they became affordable so poor people did have them and then rich people go the ick about eating things that The Poors did and stop using spices so the poor people stopped using spices because it was a very cheap way to follow the trends of the rich

[vivid zinc]

oR IS IT DETERMINISTIC?

[hazy valley]

it feels like succumbing to burnout and then never recovering tbh

[vivid zinc]

srry caps

[analog temple]

It's actually more complicated, obviously