general-chat

[sleek harness]

AI

[formal mortar]

You toaster dater

[sleek harness]

No

[sly quest]

SAMURAI PFP CYBERPUNK PEAK

[gloomy tartan]

Your half toaster

[sleek harness]

I don't even have a toster

[solemn scroll]

W guy

[sly quest]

Do not play the game.

[fiery crystal]

Cadorna actually was a competent military strategist despite his callous attitude towards his men. Modern academics (aside from Mark Thompson if you can even call him one) have moved beyond both the reactionary post-Fascist historiography

[formal mortar]

Hop in and play first

[solemn scroll]

Bruh

[waxen sleet]

Your melee weapon is your primary weapon, ammo is limited so get good at dodging and at blocking

[formal mortar]

I dont recommend arbites as first class

[gloomy tartan]

Look at the flick of da wrist

It’s important.

[sleek harness]

We don't recommend any of the DLC classes as a first class

[waxen sleet]

Start with Vet

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, you’re a bit late pal. But I do love the free knowledge. :)

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want to shoot or melee more

[formal mortar]

Hivescum is fun tho

[gloomy tartan]

Veteran is peak because cadia

[sleek harness]

Fun if you know how to play rhe game

[sly quest]

Try n watch cutscenes, they help alot w the lore, n always ask for help if you ever felt like any mission is too much:)

[fiery crystal]

Ofc ofc I saw it when I had to go to class but then didn't get a chance to respond until now 🙂

[gloomy tartan]

Psykers seem easy to me if you just don’t get hit you can do bullshit like UNLIMITED POWER

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[formal mortar]

Yeah ask for help

[gloomy tartan]

or FIREEEEEEEEE

[solemn scroll]

I kinda wanna shoot more tbh unless the melee gameplay is not just copy and paste Skyrim gameplay

[formal mortar]

If I am available I will help

[gloomy tartan]

Zealots can just melee shit like crazy

[hazy kestrel]

Darktide Melee is nothing like Skyrim Melee

Don’t worry

[sleek harness]

Lore is basically Space Marines being lazy and not helping

[solemn scroll]

W

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

Wanna hear my fortune cookie?

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn are basically BIG WORM

[hazy kestrel]

But shooting all the time is bad

Don’t be a gun only vet

Learn the game

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah don’t shoot all the time

[hazy kestrel]

please

[sleek harness]

If you give it to me yeah

[fiery crystal]

Darktide melee can be a little hard to understand the nuance of though unless you're a vet of Vermtindie

[gloomy tartan]

Use shoot smart

[sleek harness]

You can read it

[solemn scroll]

Understood

[hazy kestrel]

I suck at Vermintide

[formal mortar]

I can read but its my fortune

[hazy kestrel]

I’m pretty alright here though

[sleek harness]

I want the cookie

Smartass

[gloomy tartan]

Who wants to play some fucking darktide

[sly quest]

True. I always get so pissed off when they land after we finish the missions.

[formal mortar]

I ate the cookie already

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s darking it

[solemn scroll]

If I can feel the absolute bonk I'll be happy with ogryn

[waxen sleet]

But Recon Lasgun on crit weakspot go bzzzzzzt

[gloomy tartan]

Darking the tide

[formal mortar]

Forgot the paper was inside

[bronze frost]

Play whatever’s fun but if you are going shoot veteran than at least pick the ranged targets to actually help team

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[woven sigil]

I do, but alas, 200ms ping issue

[fiery crystal]

It's def a bit steeper of a learnign curve but it will train you to be better in Darktide melee

[sleek harness]

Thoses aren't Space Marines

Al

[sly quest]

Oh what are they?

[waxen sleet]

Ogryn reaaaaally go BONK here

[formal mortar]

It says There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.

[sleek harness]

Imperial soldiers

[fiery crystal]

Did they buff recon finesse modifier?

[solemn scroll]

Amazing

[formal mortar]

Just the regular moebian troops

[sly quest]

Ah! Thank you for telling me!

[solemn scroll]

Glorious even

[sleek harness]

They aren't prisoners

Or cops

Or druggies

[sly quest]

OHHH POOR GUYS why don’t they send the big armored guys instead?

[formal mortar]

They sent us first to clear the area instead

[sleek harness]

Al is just now discovering Darktide lore

[formal mortar]

So they show up and stand around

[sly quest]

Im trying

[elder merlin]

[waxen sleet]

Idk, I just i know i start a mission with over a 1000 rounds and I end with around 900... without picking up ammo bags and without swinging a sword

[sly quest]

Cant they shoot or something.

[formal mortar]

This orange chicken gonna sober me fast

[elder merlin]

Its fine, ignore the rat

[formal mortar]

They just play defense really

[sleek harness]

Rude

[sly quest]

HALO SHARK

[woven sigil]

Damn. Now I want chicken

[delicate vapor]

[fiery crystal]

Shock trooper and its effects have been truly disastrous for the tide community 😔

[sleek harness]

I just helped her with the knowledge that soldiers are soldiers

[formal mortar]

Blame Al

[tight pine]

Heretic psykers could be a cool enemy…

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[woven sigil]

Suppose its easiest innit

[formal mortar]

She wrote my order

[hazy kestrel]

What is this thing

It’s smug aura mocks me :(

[sly quest]

I like that you guys have animals in yalls pfps. One of my favorite things to ever do is match people to animals

[solemn scroll]

I'm just a rebel.

[formal mortar]

What kind of aminal am I?

[hazy kestrel]

What am I

[sly quest]

Fox

[sleek harness]

Animal

[waxen sleet]

Crit give free ammo, nodes give extra ammo, extra crit damage and chance... recon lasgun go bzzzzzt

[elder merlin]

A squid

[sly quest]

Owl

[solemn scroll]

Idk what animal is most rebellious

[formal mortar]

Why

[waxen sleet]

Man.

[sly quest]

I don’t know you yet… we will see

[elder merlin]

You shoulda called @formal mortar a sloth

[delicate vapor]

[solemn scroll]

Fire

[sly quest]

I do not explain myself

[gloomy tartan]

Corvids

[sleek harness]

Al chat GPT what animal is my pfp

[gloomy tartan]

They fuck with any animals

[sly quest]

A bitch

[formal mortar]

I'll feed you to an oinker

[solemn scroll]

I love corvjds

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Crows and ravens will hate you for your whole life

[sleek harness]

Wrong guess

[gloomy tartan]

They fuck with cats

[sleek harness]

Try again Al

[sly quest]

TF YOU MEAN NO

[sleek harness]

It's wrong

[solemn scroll]

That's more so vengeful rather than rebelliojs

[gloomy tartan]

They steal for you

If they like you

[formal mortar]

True just curious, you are the first person to call me as so

[gloomy tartan]

Or bully other birds

[woven sigil]

Crow dive bombed my cat the other day..

[solemn scroll]

Crqzy

[thick coyote]

Deserved

🗣️

[gloomy tartan]

Crows instigate cat fights

[woven sigil]

Poor sod come in with bird shit dripping off his back

[sly quest]

Ah! Clearly I made a mistake 😣, the animal in your pfp ( profile picture ) is actually a Skaven—a creature featured in the warhammer 40K universe 😅

[gloomy tartan]

Oh god

[sly quest]

Better?

[waxen sleet]

Guess I was a crow in my youth

[gloomy tartan]

Poor cat

[tired inlet]

guy once befriended corvids and trained them that his food was paper money, so he'd feed the corvids and they'd to scavenge money and bring it back to him.

[sleek harness]

Cool

[woven sigil]

Was laughing so much i was struggling to clean it off him

[sleek harness]

First time you work

[woven sigil]

Was very funny

[sly quest]

You said yourself, curious

[formal mortar]

Skaven got patronized

[waxen sleet]

Hes a Warlock now?

[formal mortar]

Yep

[sleek harness]

I am a warlock now

[formal mortar]

He owes his souls to dung beetles

[sleek harness]

This is the only thing I actually agree

Of you freaks

[waxen sleet]

Loathsome creature

[sleek harness]

No

To a swamp wizard

Who wants to kill me

[formal mortar]

The swamp wizard is 800 dung beetles in a trench robe

[sly quest]

Im ordering a fat burger

[sleek harness]

Huh, so that's why his face is always shifting

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome back, Swarm-that-walks!

[formal mortar]

Is it a triple bacon cheeseburger?

[sleek harness]

Does it have cheeder

Chedder

[delicate vapor]

yurm

[sly quest]

Its… bbq burger

[sly quest]

No

[formal mortar]

Im just a bald human

[sly quest]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-yummers-the-boys-a-train-gif-9066729310392107939

[sleek harness]

Dang

[gloomy tartan]

I saw ducks today at the park

🦆

There was baby ducks and mom ducks

[jaunty path]

bald people aren't human

[gloomy tartan]

Rained last night so there’s a lot more water for them to swim in

[formal mortar]

You are welcome to rub my head for good luck

[sleek harness]

Maybe people with hair aren't human

Think about that

[bronze frost]

I’m something of a duck man myself

[gloomy tartan]

Can I use your perfectly bald and shaped head to mount my Heavy Machine Gun Bipod onto?

[formal mortar]

No

[gloomy tartan]

It’s perfect tho

Slap a turret on it

[formal mortar]

Yeah because i dont let dudes mount it

[waxen sleet]

No... use a suction cup, like a plunger

[formal mortar]

Only girls can

[sly quest]

You look like a fish man

[south valve]

Person below me is straight

[gloomy tartan]

Youd let Niel Armstrong mount a rocket ship on it

[south valve]

Me

[bronze frost]

I eat both

[sly quest]

WOOOOOWWWW

[formal mortar]

No I wouldnt

[sly quest]

Do you eat triple cheeseburger

[bronze frost]

Yes

[sly quest]

Goat

[bronze frost]

Yes

[formal mortar]

Triple Bacon Cheeseburger

[gloomy tartan]

If he showed up with a tiny rocket ship and 9 billion from nasa you would say no?

[south valve]

Goatburger

[formal mortar]

9 billion? Sure thing

[gloomy tartan]

Right after punching someone in the face for saying he didn’t go to the moon

[bronze frost]

My line stops around horse

[tight pine]

Thy end is

NOW!

[gloomy tartan]

The people of microtopia thank you for your contribution of your bald as head

[south valve]

Prepare thyself!

[formal mortar]

I look good af bald

[gloomy tartan]

Reminder that these horses from that game are all based on dude horses

[south valve]

Wait, who?

[nocturne bloom]

Hello ex wife...

[formal mortar]

Yall be exes?

[nocturne bloom]

[nocturne bloom]

She doesnt like me because im a man

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the funniest part of Uma

The horses are all dudes

[sly quest]

Hello ex catfish wife

[nocturne bloom]

This is why I wanted the ball Sid

[gloomy tartan]

But they are given girl OCs

That would be funny as fuck in any other context

[nocturne bloom]

Lingering feelings huh

[south valve]

Toxic ship

[formal mortar]

Its because you tried to force it

[gloomy tartan]

But in Uma it’s fine

[sly quest]

Still thinking of you… 💭 💔

[formal mortar]

Gotta let Al be Al

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny it adds to it lol

[nocturne bloom]

She wants me so bad

[tight pine]

It’s ok 👍 at least the toxic ship isn’t from a souls game

[formal mortar]

Like me? I'm a lesbian, I like girls

[south valve]

TRUE

[formal mortar]

Pretty sure thats how it works

[gloomy tartan]

Best relationship in dark souls is Solaire and the Sun

[formal mortar]

[gloomy tartan]

Also Solaire totally wanted to fuck the chosen undead

He’s the most friendly flirty supportive guy who wanted to fuck and become the sun and find his own sun ever

[bronze frost]

If the sun was an illusion by gwyndolin does that make solaire into femboys

[south valve]

🤤

[sly quest]

Men hopping on lesbian labels. Classic

[gloomy tartan]

No you don’t understand

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

LARP LARP

[gloomy tartan]

He loves the sun

BUT ALSO

[modest flume]

Dang that's rough man, hope you get better

[gloomy tartan]

He wants his OWN sun

Like his own personal sun

[bronze frost]

It’s like a metaphor ? Or is he just on the spectrum

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why he’s one of the people who can sacrifice themself for the first flame

He becomes the sun he sought

[formal mortar]

Its only because they called me one too

[gloomy tartan]

He was legit in love with the sun

In his own words

[nocturne bloom]

Her lingering feelings will reform her

[gloomy tartan]

If only I could be so grossly incandescent

[south valve]

But he says it’s like a father…

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how he lovingly spoke of the sun

[formal mortar]

Solaire wants to be a ball of fire

[gloomy tartan]

Admiration then

[bronze frost]

He was such a bro I always save him I can’t bear to watch him go hollow

[gloomy tartan]

He loves the sun and what it represents

[south valve]

Freakclair

[gloomy tartan]

His covenant is the sunlight covenant lol

[true widget]

what if the earth was made of pudding

[gloomy tartan]

One which is about ensuring those who summon you, your allies enjoy a great adventure

[true widget]

im free from work

[formal mortar]

Sunlight covenant was my first covenant

[gloomy tartan]

Not just success but a grand adventure a good time

[south valve]

Repost if Solaire is your wife

[formal mortar]

Solaire is my bro

[nocturne bloom]

Do it jiggle

[gloomy tartan]

The covenant is all about helping your friends and not just helping them but having a good time with them too

[bronze frost]

Ds 1 it was so hard to find I completely missed it first play through

[gloomy tartan]

Ensuring they have a great life and adventure for the time your by their side

[true widget]

the earth right

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the most good guy covenant ever

[nocturne bloom]

...yesss...

[formal mortar]

Thats wild, i found it asap

[gloomy tartan]

Legit just pure good innocent team

Rare in souls games

[bronze frost]

You deadass saw the drake and was like yeah I’m running right past that bitch

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[bronze frost]

Respect

[gloomy tartan]

Everything you did in dark souls

Solaire did it too

Without any summons

[formal mortar]

I did on stream first playthrough when game released

[bronze frost]

Unless you let him hollow

[gloomy tartan]

Just with his core set lol

[delicate vapor]

got to name a baby in warframe

[gloomy tartan]

That’s still like 90 percent of the gsme lol

[formal mortar]

While listening to the heman heeeeeyeeyeeyeeyaaa vid

[gloomy tartan]

He still did a lot of stuff solo which is impressive

[south valve]

The Earth is a pyramid that was built by the aliens to fake the moon landing

[gloomy tartan]

We use summons and shit

[bronze frost]

True it’s so sad though he finds that bug light thing and thinks he has become sun shiner of world

[true widget]

You Don't seem so. Sure

[formal mortar]

What name

[arctic folio]

Is grenader Gaunliet good for ogyrin

[true widget]

😟

[delicate vapor]

Orion

[gloomy tartan]

It’s our chance to help repay him for helping us for 90 percent of the game

[formal mortar]

It can be

[nocturne bloom]

Hypothetically the answer would go both ways now

[bronze frost]

I love when you meet him in anor londo and he’s just chilling there like sup

[formal mortar]

I would have named him Oopsie

[vivid zinc]

Im letting kitty onto the balcony now, gotta trust the cat not to jump off the railings at some point

[arctic folio]

Twin livk heavy staber good too?

[sly quest]

Do you guys think I can 3d print a real life sized space marine power armour

[vivid zinc]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like falco from starfox

[nocturne bloom]

If you got the file yes

[gloomy tartan]

But if they did it right

[formal mortar]

My gf says I should not be allowed to name a baby Oopsie

[gloomy tartan]

Name your baby Turok

Fucking do it

[true widget]

I've seen someone do a life sized horus im sure you could

[vivid zinc]

lmfao

[thick coyote]

It's an Ogryn ranged weapon
It's not good

[gloomy tartan]

None of you have the courage to name your baby Turok

[woven sigil]

Nah, Glop, Destroyer of Worlds.

Give your kid a name they can grow into

[bronze frost]

Yeah he is the only npc summon possible for Gwyn if I remember right

[vivid zinc]

Nah bro, gotta name ur child oopsie

[modest flume]

One of the best

[little marten]

hello elite gamers

is windrose good

[bronze frost]

The only one who was good enough to get there

[sly quest]

HORUS

[true widget]

gulp

[sly quest]

WOOOOWWW WHAT

[gloomy tartan]

Pretty much

[vivid zinc]

oopsie mcdoogle insert last name for bonus points

[formal mortar]

I would like to know too

[sly quest]

Heyooo

[woven sigil]

Few folks I know are playing it. Not really looked into it beyond that

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

When I went to my high-school we had international students. The Chinese ones were given american names to make it easier on the teachers. One was unfortunate enough to get the name Harry. His last name, was Wang. So every day the announcements would ask for Harry Wang

[true widget]

yeah it was taller than their house

pretty crazy

[little marten]

please get them to complete minimum 1000 word essays on it

[gloomy tartan]

Never forget Harry Potter

They named the Asian girl cho chang

[woven sigil]

They're Americans, you'd be lucky if you got a grease stained bit of paper saying "game gud" on it

[south valve]

“Too much wind.” - IGN

[sly quest]

THATS A REAL NAME

[formal mortar]

Its like my viet uncle named heimy but he pronounced it heiny and told everyone his name means ass

[little marten]

ok based buying rn

[gloomy tartan]

So is turok

[little marten]

tell them i have oil

[nocturne bloom]

My last name is a Hungarian innuendo

[vivid zinc]

The remake also has a black snape which makes the lynching scene so unacceptible it's not even dark humor funny

[south valve]

It’s very stereotypical is the thing

[delicate vapor]

some guy joined this vc im in and turned on his webcam to show an ankle monitor

[formal mortar]

We had a viet bf/gf couple in school named Tu and Fuu

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

True

[gloomy tartan]

yeah I heard of that it’s insane

[sly quest]

Awwwwww

[south valve]

Weird af

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

He need that Dr Pepper

[true widget]

im scared

[vivid zinc]

Modern casting gone wrong lol. Coulda race swapped ANYONE else and it woulda been fine. But Snape? Ugh lmao.

[formal mortar]

Tu did some of my homework and when Fuu found out he was asking why she did some of mine but not his

[south valve]

Looks like Bart Simpson

[nocturne bloom]

I require confirmation

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

🤯

[true widget]

-# yes

[vivid zinc]

Bart simpson inbred

[nocturne bloom]

GUH

[true widget]

Mason Troy adams

[sly quest]

Please stay safe. Wtf is wrong with people.

[gloomy tartan]

Wat is that even from

[delicate vapor]

guys chill, idk what he did tho

[gloomy tartan]

Why is he so scared

[vivid zinc]

Right? The internet is WILD

[nocturne bloom]

Im gonna be real

[true widget]

you weren't real before??

[nocturne bloom]

The police will put an ankle monitor on anyone now

[gloomy tartan]

Wat movie is this from lol

[nocturne bloom]

I became real when I was told it jiggle

[south valve]

Me when it starts raining water instead of acid

[true widget]

hmm makes sense

[south valve]

I tried to think of a good joke but couldn’t

[true widget]

dear god,,

why would such a thing happen

[south valve]

I should go to sleep

[sly quest]

Its just weird to even open your cam to randoms. Hope he goes to jail again

[nocturne bloom]

Eternity's gate iirc

[south valve]

Bit extreme but fair 😭

[sly quest]

I thought we figured I’m extreme already

[gloomy tartan]

Sounds crazy

[vivid zinc]

Throwing up an ankle monitor on chat is basically saying "I'm a dumbass bad boy who's going to jail, please show me ur tits"

[south valve]

Okay I should sleep now, sorry if I’ve been annoying today, but also not sorry

[gloomy tartan]

Nah not extreme enough

[sly quest]

Send him gore

[nocturne bloom]

Rookie

[sly quest]

GOOD NIGHT PIPI

[modest flume]

am TUFF

[gloomy tartan]

Remember that scene in American dad when Stan grabs a Jaguar or cheetah or some shit and points it at Francine

[formal mortar]

Havent noticed anything extreme yet

[vivid zinc]

Nah, send him fake AI shit and try to con money out of their simp ass

[gloomy tartan]

And the cheetah has a chainsaw

[sly quest]

Send him… support?….

[south valve]

Goodnight Alice in Wonderland!

[modest flume]

Just got here, you're never annoying to me

[nocturne bloom]

Send him isolation

[gloomy tartan]

🧑‍🦯‍➡️

[formal mortar]

My internet is out agaib

[modest flume]

Albert*

[formal mortar]

Guess i should take a nap

[true widget]

did i say something my bad

[south valve]

Canto 8 peak

[gloomy tartan]

🏢 🧑‍🦯‍➡️ 🍌 🏢

oh no don’t pick up the banana blind man

[formal mortar]

Hell slip on it abd destroy botrh towrrs

[gloomy tartan]

🏢 🧑‍🦯‍➡️ 🦍 🏢

[nocturne bloom]

What is life without the jiggle

[formal mortar]

Booty jiggle

[gloomy tartan]

🏢 🏢 🦍 🏢 🏢

[formal mortar]

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty - good song

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Not even just booty

Water, oil, suspension systems

[vivid zinc]

Whatchu gonna do wit hall that junk - all that junk inside that trunk?

[modest flume]

[formal mortar]

Nah im good with just booty jiggle

[gloomy tartan]

You know when it jiggle

[true widget]

I wouldnt know troll face

[gloomy tartan]

And it’s like

[nocturne bloom]

BUT THE THIGHS AND THE BELLY

[modest flume]

No you're not

[gloomy tartan]

When it jiggle and it’s like Your trying to fight the ocean

Waves

[delicate vapor]

150% crit hit chance while airborne passive is busted

[nocturne bloom]

But you said...

[delicate vapor]

woah

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you all always so freaky

Smh

[gloomy tartan]

water beds

What’s up with that

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like you don't excercise, soy boi 😉

[true widget]

I wouldn't know what its like without it

[hazy kestrel]

Can you not be freaky… for 5 minutes?

[formal mortar]

My favorite thing to do when I get home everyday it to slap dat ass

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not made out of soy beans

[nocturne bloom]

Jiggle confirmed

Requesting address

[true widget]

no

[gloomy tartan]

Soy capitan soy capitan

Bambaaaaa bambaaaaa

Bambaaaaaa

[formal mortar]

Gonna take a nap

[gloomy tartan]

VANA VILAR LA BAMBA

[modest flume]

Have a good rest bud

[gloomy tartan]

ok sorry

[nocturne bloom]

Damn this server of TEMPTATION

[true widget]

sorry Buddy

[vivid zinc]

Slaanesh approves

[gloomy tartan]

Is that Margaret thatcher

[nocturne bloom]

How dare you string me on

Your jiggle...

Is...

MID

[gloomy tartan]

Lamia

That’s a hate crime

[true widget]

How Dare You

[vivid zinc]

Bro, u looking for a truffle shuffle? Jesus

[delicate vapor]

enha

[nocturne bloom]

Now they begin to understand.

[true widget]

im not even gonna go in detail u dont deserve it

IM GONNA KILL Y

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldn't want details of RUN OF THE MILL

[true widget]

💢

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

hi elios

how are you

[vivid zinc]

I can't tell if we're fat shaming or promoting? Either way we should contract Lizzo for this conversation

[true widget]

I hope its not fat shaming

already insecure ENOUGH

[sly quest]

Worktomorow

[nocturne bloom]

Its called joking

[true widget]

rest in. Peac

we will remember you al

[sly quest]

NO PLEASE

[vivid zinc]

Playing ignorant to jokes is also joking 😉

[nocturne bloom]

Im a supporter of all jiggle physics

[sly quest]

Piss tomorrow…?

[delicate vapor]

im ait

you

[true widget]

m good

[true widget]

piss??? 🤤🤤🤤

[true widget]

WHWAATTEHFFYCK

[jaunty path]

Homestuck profile picture.

[true widget]

is this controversial sorry guys

[true widget]

SO WHAT ABOUT IT

[gloomy tartan]

La Vaca 🐄
MOO
La Vaca 🐄
MOO
La Vaca 🐄
MOO
LA MISMA VACA 🐄
MOO

[vivid zinc]

ppl here kinda into golden showers, hey?

[true widget]

I HAD THE SAME OPINIONS BEFORE I LIKED HOMESTUCK

[jaunty path]

Yea I'm so glad I'm the most normal person here 😎

[jaunty path]

No you didn't

[true widget]

That's what you think..

[gloomy tartan]

La Vaca 🐄

MOO
La Vaca 🐄
MOO
La Vaca 🐄
MOO
LA MISMA VACA 🐄
MOO

[jaunty path]

Homestuck overtook you

[true widget]

I did actually, for a while

its kinda concerning

[delicate vapor]

chocolate milk from chocolate cows

[true widget]

maybe i got dropped on the head idk

[gloomy tartan]

Tengo una vaca lechera, una vaca de verdad
Tengo una vaca lechera, una vaca de verdad
No la vendo, ni la cambio, si usted la quiere comprar
No la vendo, ni la cambio, si usted la quiere comprar

[vivid zinc]

I mean ehre I am thinking Skyrim gooning is bad. But noooope. I'm vanilla compared to ya'll lmao

[true widget]

does the Legendary chocolate cow exist ...

[modest flume]

Nah they all softies

[true widget]

That's What You Think Bushman

Bush.. 🤤🤤🤤

SORRY

[vivid zinc]

Are you trying to tell me it's extreme to introduce Ulfric to a 'bad dragon'?

[modest flume]

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

true

[true widget]

elios lock in ur eyes are getting bigger and bigger

[modest flume]

Salad is good for you

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

what does this mean

thanks bushman

does this have a hidden meaning

scratches head

[modest flume]

[true widget]

im Scared

[vivid zinc]

lol

Ya'll are degens and I love it

[delicate vapor]

finally got to the 1999 quest

[modest flume]

Only sometimes, gotta keep it professional

[delicate vapor]

elanor...

[true widget]

we dont talk about that

[vivid zinc]

U fucking kidding? We talk about it all the time.

[true widget]

no we dont,,. Wwhat

[vivid zinc]

Yes we do lmao

[astral basin]

Aa

[modest flume]

Yeah, this chat is usually talking about some kind of degeneracy

[nocturne bloom]

I talk about it

Im a freak man

[modest flume]

We had embed perms, once upon a time

Then they RUINED IT

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

Lets put it this way, you wanna meet Skyrim modded gooners? You're gonna meet them here.

[hazy kestrel]

I deleted my Skyrim list yesterday actually.

[true widget]

me too

[hazy kestrel]

Felt good

[true widget]

I dont want to imagine how

[drowsy lynx]

Modify your gooning 🦾

[nocturne bloom]

Visual learner sorry

[true widget]

im imagining right now im curious

[hazy kestrel]

I barely played it anymore anyways

[true widget]

that sucks doesn't it

[nocturne bloom]

Doth thou hath nexus premium

[vivid zinc]

Gooning is a drug, quitting it feels amazing

[nocturne bloom]

True

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right

[nocturne bloom]

Sucks...

[hazy kestrel]

Not anymore

[arctic folio]

Man the gauntlet is goood

[modest flume]

All of the usual talk but with stickers/gifs/pics to go along with it

[nocturne bloom]

If you get it try Nolvus

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

Also my computer would probably explode from it lmao

[vivid zinc]

I have free Nexus premium for life cuz my Fallout 4 mod was downloaded a fuckton

[hazy kestrel]

Congrats

I would only buy premium for one month, get all the modlist stuff I wanted, and that’s it.

Any other armor mod after that I wanted I’d just sit through the wait

[nocturne bloom]

They have lower end versions that should run

[hazy kestrel]

Hush, you siren.

I am fasting from Skyrim

For a good while

As of yesterday

Let me be at peace please

[nocturne bloom]

The sea will claim you again

[jaunty path]

This weed edible was a good decision

[vivid zinc]

PM me for Forsworn tigbittty pics

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you please

[delicate vapor]

more

[nocturne bloom]

Newly turned 21 moment

[hazy kestrel]

Begone.

Also, Forsworn are cringe af

[true widget]

man I wish I had edibles

[jaunty path]

Honestly better than drinking

[true widget]

I need to get. More

[jaunty path]

I feel chill as fuck

[vivid zinc]

Nah dm me for tigbitty Forsworn pics mate lol

[hazy kestrel]

Kindly bugger off

Please

[jaunty path]

I kinda wanna lay down. but I should try and do something today

Personman It's lwk a lil hard to recognize you w the new pfp

[delicate vapor]

high while playing horror game

[bronze wren]

Smoked cheese

[nocturne bloom]

Its not something you can shake lad

[hazy kestrel]

Just watch me.

[vivid zinc]

Only if you admit you should be using Spidey Sense ❤️

[hazy kestrel]

Never

[vivid zinc]

lol

[nocturne bloom]

I always am

[vivid zinc]

DM me for dem Forsworn pics then mate

[hazy kestrel]

Immediate restraining order

For both of you

[jaunty path]

Suplexes Personman cuz im bored

[hazy kestrel]

You probably could

[nocturne bloom]

That wouldnt change anything

[hazy kestrel]

I weigh like nothing

Maybe 134 last I checked

[vivid zinc]

If he's not into forsworn tiddy pics he's probably not into Amazonian suplexes xD

[nocturne bloom]

Woah same

[true widget]

I weigh 2 pounds and im 83 years old and 3'2

[nocturne bloom]

Literally last night I was 134 pounds

Lmao

[hazy kestrel]

I used to be 115 for basically all my life though

[vivid zinc]

210lbs at 6'5 here

😉

[modest flume]

I will need proof of this

[jaunty path]

I think later to night im gonna take another edible.

Oh well

another piece of an edible.

[vivid zinc]

Go slow girl, a bad trip on weed lasts a while. Won't kill u but it'll suck.

[modest flume]

I'm about the same actually

Big fella 🤝

[true widget]

hungry but no food

do i just eat a popsicle

[jaunty path]

im watching a video and like

so much greens

I want to munch on it

even though its catnip

[vivid zinc]

Weed is better than drinking. But yeah this happens lmfao

[modest flume]

The only greens you should be having

IS YOUR VEGGIES

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/glWAy4aLcNY

[vivid zinc]

time for a little darktide

[modest flume]

Have fun, brother

Emperor guide your step

[vivid zinc]

OMG it's SCAT PORN. YOU SICKO

[true widget]

I wanna play

too busy with this popsicle

[jaunty path]

I cried about cats once

i love cats

:)

[next iris]

too stringy.

[vivid zinc]

Cats are the best. My kitty got me through a tough time.

[twilit perch]

epic embed fail, but yes... cats cute

[jaunty path]

click youtube link

cats are smoking catnip

🗣️

[vivid zinc]

I did I was fucking with u before lol

[jaunty path]

ik

I wonder why cats keep rubbing themselves on catnip

[vivid zinc]

CDuz catnip is the cat version of weed

[jaunty path]

😭

True prolly

[vivid zinc]

Cats can also handle weed but they can't process it very fast so it can be bad for them

Like lethal bad

[jaunty path]

this korean guy

probably has like

20 cats

[vivid zinc]

lmao

Too muhc crazy

[jaunty path]

I wonder how many are strays that just live with him now

[vivid zinc]

Nothing wrong with a cat man/lady. Buuut there's a point when it's a 'my baaaabies' situation and it's a concern lol.

[jaunty path]

In apartments and houses yes

this looks like a farm

[vivid zinc]

Barn cats don't count

xD

[sleek harness]

How to brainwash people

[jaunty path]

Ok like

I got the hybrid strain

I think I made a good decision with the hybrid

I think I wanna get the strain that helps with sleep more than energy

[woven sigil]

C'mon now. The worst thing that can happen when you're stoned is you get paranoid for an hour or so and empty your fridge. Hardly comparable to an actual bad trip on a hallucinogen

[vivid zinc]

How you liking it?

[jaunty path]

Honeslty a lot better than I expected

Its so smooth.

I do have the munchies though lmfao

I ate cup of yogurt with chocolate chips

mm yummy yogurt

but ive been drinking mostly water

[gloomy tartan]

I ate some rice and chips

[vivid zinc]

Weed can help a lot for some disorders. PTSD and anxiety specifically

[gloomy tartan]

I know it helps me with all the horrors I’ve known

[vivid zinc]

same

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what people in Cthulhu books need

Some fooking WEEEEED

YEAHHHHHH

[nocturne bloom]

I ignore my issues and let them pile up

[vivid zinc]

Been through hell and came out the asshole end of it. Weed keeps me somewhat normal.

[gloomy tartan]

just smoking a blunt while breaking Cthulhu’s ankles in the eldritch space jam

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

Weed makes one give no fucks about Cthulhu xD

[gloomy tartan]

Cthulhu “ I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU SHOULD BE TOO FUCKING BLAZED OUT YOUR BRAIN TO THROW THREE POINTERS!!!”

[vivid zinc]

lol

[gloomy tartan]

That’s my secret squid face

IM ALLWAYS FUCKING BLAZED OUT MY BRAIN

Cthulhu “NOOOOOOooooooo…..”

[vivid zinc]

I bet Cthulhu would be the 2nd best blaze bro of all time. 1st would be Jesus. Jesus would smoke ur ass under the table then play streetfighter and claim they're better cuz they beat you while you couldn't form a proper sentence

[gloomy tartan]

Cthulhu probably has the craziest eldritch weed

Type shit makes you become a fish man

[vivid zinc]

Funny part is Cthulhu's weed is probably only 70%. He'd go into space cadet mode with the stuff we have today

[hazy kestrel]

@visual vortex, can you verify this statement?

[tight pine]

Will he answer?

[vivid zinc]

PS Im gonna go play some Darktide anyone want in?

[hazy kestrel]

Hopefully

Lmao

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

Got 3/4 of a 26 of gin in me lol

[jaunty path]

Innsmouth pot

[vivid zinc]

Im moderately drunk

[jaunty path]

im minotly high

[vivid zinc]

Weed can really help with ADHD symptoms

[jaunty path]

Well it depends

The Sativa strain definitely does.

[vivid zinc]

Too much is a problem, will spiral u also certain strains can be bad

[nocturne bloom]

Let her figure it out

Newly 21

[vivid zinc]

xD

[nocturne bloom]

Its initiation

[jaunty path]

I rather have the advice now

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[hazy kestrel]

Missus

[nocturne bloom]

Learn

From experience

[hazy kestrel]

Have you seen any entities yet

[jaunty path]

This is psychoactive not psychodelic

[woven sigil]

If you start seeing shit that isnt there on weed, please never try any other psychoactive substance.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

:(

[woven sigil]

And go to the doctor

[nocturne bloom]

Try watching Pirates of the Caribbean while high

[vivid zinc]

That's why I'm giving it ❤️ smoking it is usually fine cuz u won't green out unless you overdo it really bad. Really, really bad. But care with gummies n' such. It's very easy to go overboard with edibles

And it lasts a loong time

[jaunty path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5PnLe5rR1M is this video as insane as I saw it

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not clicking on that

[vivid zinc]

It's a scat video don't do it

[jaunty path]

Its not loud music

projection

[hazy kestrel]

I’m still not gonna

[jaunty path]

🪨

[hazy kestrel]

I like my online safety to be intact

[jaunty path]

this one atleast

it has cats

[hazy kestrel]

No

[vivid zinc]

Cats eating scat

[jaunty path]

Person man confirmed to HATE cat videos

[vivid zinc]

Don't trust it

[jaunty path]

no its not

theyre munching on catnip

[hazy kestrel]

No

[vivid zinc]

scatnip

[jaunty path]

cat h8r

:(

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[vivid zinc]

forbidden chololate

[hazy kestrel]

Except for my relative’s cat

He’s an introverted guy

[hazy kestrel]

Big Mood

[jaunty path]

some cats dont like being pet

[hazy kestrel]

He’s just scared of everything for some reason

And just stares at you

In the middle of the doorway down the hall

[jaunty path]

he knows what you did

[vivid zinc]

U need to socialize that fucker

[jaunty path]

leave da bean be!

[hazy kestrel]

Not my call to make, it’s not my cat lol

[jaunty path]

whats its name

[vivid zinc]

Nah, snuggle ur face into theirs, purr into their ears and rub their cheek glans onto you.

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

They have like 5 different names for him

[jaunty path]

thinking about my neighbors cat

I had to arry his stroller up stairs a lot

[vivid zinc]

Cats are amazing

[jaunty path]

hes so scared...

[vivid zinc]

scared kitty means bad experiences

gotta overide those experiences with love and kindness

NGL having a cat is a whole lot like having a GF. Gotta known when you need to actively and passively love them.

[whole bough]

speaking of cats

ive been taking my cat outside every other day

idk if shes gotten braver or she just trusts me but she isnt as scared

[jaunty path]

You guys ever think about how good walt couldve had it if it weren't for his fucking ego lmfao

[whole bough]

walty didney?

[vivid zinc]

Walt as in Breaking Bad?

[jaunty path]

He seriously had a good deal with gus fring

honestly

I'd kill his ass too

Mfs a liability

Like he had the bag.

[vivid zinc]

Yeah, Walt was perfect as a character until he lost it to the greed.

[jaunty path]

nonono he had the perfect job

cook

make millions

go home

[vivid zinc]

Reluctant man on death's door trying to provide for his widow and son. Admirable.

[jaunty path]

you had your kids MOTHERFUCKING TUITION

[woven sigil]

Aye, you gotta know when to shut up an put your eyes forward with em too

[jaunty path]

Healthcare

all that shit bro

[modest flume]

@brazen pelican YOU AINT NEVER LIFTED A FINGER FOR WHAT I BRING INTO THIS HOUSE

AND WHAT YOU BRING INTO THIS HOUSE

[vivid zinc]

When confronting a cat or GF about bad behavior you gotta be gentle. If you're blunt they're gonna claw ur face off.

Guys are a bit better about it. But they can get puffy too.

But deflate pretty fast also

[jaunty path]

Upper cut

[woven sigil]

I wonder if there is a measurable correlation between being an experienced cat owner and having successful relationships.. 🤔

[little marten]

My gf raises a hand to me she gets a uppercut

[little marten]

Oh shit jinx

[jaunty path]

yeeeee

[woven sigil]

Seems a little bit extreme..

[little marten]

The Sampson option

(No I don’t hit my gf lmao)

[vivid zinc]

Equal right means equal fights but also. Do you really need equal fights with someone half ur weight who's smacking you around? Probably not. Unless she's a UFC welterweight or something.

[woven sigil]

Aye.. More likely to wind her up about it then anything else

[jaunty path]

You think anyone ever played the trumpet with their ass

[vivid zinc]

As a guy who's fairly big, you can restrain someone who's smaller without hurting them and deal with it after they've stopped freaking out.

Usually

[woven sigil]

As a guy whos not fairly big, yes. You can indeed, though it shouldn't ever come to that in the first place

[vivid zinc]

The best defense is walking away

[woven sigil]

I've been with some very unstable women over the years and not one of them has ever tried to throw a punch at me

[jaunty path]

the best defense is remington point blank

[vivid zinc]

Fuckl the dog, fear the gun ❤️

[woven sigil]

Aye, the general rule with any conflict tbh. Very few instances where kicking someones head in solves a problem

[vivid zinc]

I wouldn't say that. A lot of the wor;d's problems would get sol;ved with a few good head smashings. But if we opemn that door allsorts of bad stuff will happen too.

[jaunty path]

What if I hate them

[hazy valley]

I've raised a few litters of kittens without my consent because of my idiot brother and the main thing I learned with kittens/young cats is they play bite all the time. You need to know "play" from "angry". If you did something wrong it is probably angry biting. If you didn't then it is probably play biting. But most people have no idea how to figure out if they were the problem and not the cat

[woven sigil]

Nah, you just put yourself in a position that compromises you later on. Thats not solving a problem, thats trading one for another. Just don't fuck with someone's income and there will be no problem

[vivid zinc]

IDK. If you raise the stakes criminals will too. Proportionate response is very important to prevent extremism.

[woven sigil]

Exactly. Trading one problem for another. Not a good habit, and an even less one if you're dealing with crims

In fact, it's outright stupid in the latter case

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

what about warning bites

[tired steeple]

Nearly beat a resentment run on dd2

[jaunty path]

I think i got warning bites

[tired steeple]

They JUMP up from denial my god

[vivid zinc]

That said I like the Red Hood kind of approach to crime, keep it controlled and keep kids/unwilling women out of it or ppl die.

[tired steeple]

Denial feels like an extended tutorial

[woven sigil]

Jump-up? Who's got some banging jump-up?

Post it

[hazy valley]

That's an angry bite. Telling someone to back off means play time is over

[jaunty path]

ah

lmao

[waxen sleet]

Thats why safe words exist

[vivid zinc]

Cats are a whole lot like GFs mate lol

[hazy valley]

This is just how cats communicate. They can't speak to us. Watch their eyes, their tails, and their body language. It's usually obvious that the cat has gone from play time to go away mode

[woven sigil]

Aye, funny though, because you're basically mute to a cat unless they know you

[waxen sleet]

I came into chat with no context, I just assumed chat was horni again

[tight pine]

Yes

[jaunty path]

I wanna sleep but I wanna do things too

[vivid zinc]

When you see kitty swat their tail around lots and stare at a window you grab them, and smother them, right?

[jaunty path]

decisions decisions.

[vivid zinc]

Best use of stoned time is working out as u watch tv imo

Then go to sleep

[tight pine]

Dinner is optional

[hazy valley]

Warning bites also do not mean they hate you. It can just be that they were overstimulated. Too much cuddling/petting or touching them on the belly (big no for most cats) is an immediate speedrun to angry bites

[delicate vapor]

Munchies

[woven sigil]

It is? I coulda sworn its sitting there like a vegetable and blasting loud music into your lug-holes

[hazy valley]

It usually just means slow down or give them time to relax

They need their personal space too

[vivid zinc]

Srs. Smoke weed then work out. It's a really good way to do things.

[tight pine]

The other kind of cat is orange flavored

[hazy valley]

Some cats do like belly rubs. But they are very rare in my experience and even those have a limit on how long you are allowed to pet them there

[jaunty path]

throw cucumbers at your cat

[vivid zinc]

RUDE lol

[woven sigil]

One of mine is like that, she'll let you, but don't take the piss or she'll do a runner

Never bit noone, or even scratched anyone, but she's not infinitely tolerant

Daren't try it on the lad though, he wont let you touch his belly at all an you will get bit/clawed to fuck if you try

[hazy valley]

Mine is all over me constantly. Whenever I am on Darktide she is trying to kill me

[vivid zinc]

My cat will give you warning nibbles if you do that. He really doesn't want anyone near his belly

[jaunty path]

Fatshark enemy

[hazy valley]

But I am also the only one allowed to touch her or lift her. She will run or bite anyone else who tries

[waxen sleet]

Reading chat, I'm 90% sure my wife is a cat... wow

[woven sigil]

Least he doesnt take chunks out your hands

[hazy valley]

I have a male cat who could not care less. A complete stranger could pick him up and he would go limp

[vivid zinc]

P.S. Missus, I have gin again lol

[jaunty path]

yummmers

[vivid zinc]

Usually lol

[woven sigil]

More scars than I care to admit due to a cat having a moment or having to break up fights over the years

[jaunty path]

I wish I had something to munch on

[vivid zinc]

Cuz I doin't know you enouugh for it to be a joke I'm not gonna use a cucbumber emoji right now but I really want to lol

[woven sigil]

No balls, do it anyway, it'll be funny

[hazy valley]

If mine is playing with her tail I usually just watch because she's being funny. I usually let her come to me but I have a little noise I make by clicking my tongue against the roof of my mouth to call her and she sprints at me

[vivid zinc]

I'm trying to be chill here lol

[hazy valley]

But I raised her so like she learned that from me trying to make ANY noise at all to get her attention and get off my curtains

[jaunty path]

sick

[tight pine]

I wish we could parry our own melee attacks

[jaunty path]

How the fuck.

Omg

trazyn pfp

approved

[vivid zinc]

Ur a pokemon and he;'s a trainer. RIP

[languid hazel]

We must construct additional pylons

[hazy kestrel]

Oh god

This is from that one game

I can’t remember

It had the rich guy and his Medicinal corporation monopoly propaganda commercial

[delicate vapor]

Pills here

[languid hazel]

Star Craft

[tight pine]

Umm… ask necrons for that (don’t ask me, I ain’t a scarab)

[ancient tinsel]

@jaunty path did the edibles wear off

[hazy kestrel]

No

[vivid zinc]

Ugh I just dan't do more Diablo 4 atm :/

I need something different

[languid hazel]

Funny, I just took an edible :3

[hazy kestrel]

It was Alpha Centauri

[ancient tinsel]

Have you tried.. Diablo Immortal? You have a phone, right?

[languid hazel]

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV?

[vivid zinc]

No thanks. I can barely play with other people. I prefer to play with myself 😈

[woven sigil]

Man everyone talking about edibles in here an I turned down getting some smoke in today. Kick in the proverbial gonads that is

[languid hazel]

Fair enough. That’s why I keep a stock of singleplayer games so when I’m not up for social interactions I can vibe alone

[woven sigil]

Get Road to Vostok.

[vivid zinc]

At this point I'd rather listen to an audio book and hit a rowing machine for 3 hours

[woven sigil]

🤷‍♂️ Do that then

[vivid zinc]

Nah some darktide 1st then rowing machine n TV for sleep time

Still got around 3 hours to kill

[dire kayak]

i be drinking gasoline

[simple cliff]

Today someone wanted to kick me because I... checks note. was using the Vigilant Autogun.

[dire kayak]

whuh

[woven sigil]

Deserved tbh

[simple cliff]

The meta has infected the brains of some these players whom do not yet even have the havoc forged or the other havoc titles.

That they do not understand that other guns are good.

[woven sigil]

Off-meta players try not to complain about meta (this goes both ways lul)

[vivid zinc]

Are you aware that most people, let alone Darktide players are morons?

[simple cliff]

You don't see me trying to kick anyone.

[simple cliff]

Of course I know them, I'm one.

You think a non-moron would expel the sheer amount of salt I do into this chat on the daily?

[woven sigil]

I mean, me either, but it's endlessly hilarious to me that you have people complain about meta picks and you have people who use meta picks complain about off meta picks

[vivid zinc]

There's levels of stupidity. Adimitting you're stupid is step 5/10 in the grand scheme of things.

[next iris]

playing with randoms & complaining about their choices

[simple cliff]

I do not give a shit what people pick. I give a shit when you give other people shit for what they picked.

[next iris]

Just host yourself, then you don't have to kick people who are runnin off-meta?

[waxen sleet]

Inside of you are two wolves: one wants meta, the other goes against the meta... but both of them are karking stupid bc this is Darktide

[simple cliff]

Your build has to to be so bad I am legit wondering if its a troll for me to say anything.

[vivid zinc]

Accepting that you're no more than a hot air balloon espousing grand moral gestures in some vein attempt at maintaining some sembalance of an ego is step 7/10 xD

[whole bough]

got grabbed by a mutie that a burster jumped onto twice

well

2 seperate muties

2 sepereate bursters

[simple cliff]

Meta build? Cool. Non-metal build? Cool. Giving people shit for their builds? Not cool.

[next iris]

flimsy sacks of meat, bile and shit

[simple cliff]

Also, I think the combat in darktide is pretty good I have mastered every weapon except the hive scum ones and none of them were unworkable in auric. Though some of them were for me because I didn't like em.

[waxen sleet]

My hot take: if your build does not use a keystone, that is not a build. It is two sticks and a sponge painted to look like a rock.

[next iris]

Not crying about meta-slaves kicking you in PUGs? Coolest.

[vivid zinc]

xD

[simple cliff]

They didn't kick me. One of them tried to kick me and I thought it was funny so I came here.

[next iris]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-weakness-flesh-disgusted-warhammer-40k-gif-2527423007072874156

[simple cliff]

I have yet to see this crying you speak of.

People that try to guess how other people are feeling through discord are weird.

[next iris]

Bruh.

[vivid zinc]

There's no harm in accepting we are all tools trying to impose our point of view on other people. That's my perception. It's all varying degrees of narcissism and acceptance of narcissism.

[simple cliff]

UNLESS I AM TALKING IN CALL CAPS RAGE! Or using emoji . Or outright fucking talking in a dumb fucking way that makes it god-damn obvious what my mood is. It's quite a jump.

[vivid zinc]

Can I suspend my narcissism enough to listen to ya'll? Can you suspend your narcissism enough to listen to me? It's all shades of grey.

[simple cliff]

It doesn't need to be that complicated. lol.

[vivid zinc]

It's not complicated though 🙂

[simple cliff]

Never said it was.

[vivid zinc]

We make it complicated through grand gestures to prove it's more complicated

But really it's not complicated

lol

[amber delta]

you = mad, cringe, crying, seething, coping
me = calm, based, composed, unfazed, vibing